All language subtitles for Krummerne.Det.er.svaert.at.vaere.11.aar.2022

It was an ordinary morning.

Kill, kill, kill!

Some milk for you, my dear.

Remember to drink it.

Go to my Instagram…

25 kilos of gunpowder.
Kilogram...

Stine! Finish yourself!
School starts in a little while.

You can not...

You cannot monopolize the
bathroom. I'm going to school.

Jens...

There is someone who has a good time.
Do you guys know what time it is?

And he teaches the country's youth...

Good morning. Four
parts saltpeter and a fuse.

A modern Danish family only
talks together for 20 minutes a day.

The rest of the time they
look down at a screen.

This book is about, -

- how all that screen work
breaks down the nuclear family.

Jens. It is shocking reading.

But I have to prepare
for Midsummer.

As chairman of the housing association's
party committee, it is my responsibility, -

- that the witch is shot on
Midsummer's Eve in Krumborg fashion.

My phone keeps going off.
Can't I get a new one soon?

That phone has served me, then
mother, then Stine for at least ten years.

- You don't just let a good friend down.
- We can't just buy and buy.

The summer vacation must
be paid for and everything else.

You must be on the job market, bro.
Save up for your own like me.

Is Krumme too small to get a job?

It's not just about
material goods.

In this book, a family is
without screens for a month.

It will be without me.

Can't you do without
gossip and fashion news?

Do you think I'm
wasting my time on that?

- I am part of a political struggle.
- About low prices in Magasin?

- Silly idiot!
- Low prices in Magasin!

- Watch the table now!
- You're too slow.

Stand still!

Treasure.

She's not dead, is she?

- That's enough, Krumborg!
- Thank God.

Kids, the time! School!
Bags, keys, come on. Krumme!

Do you have the bike key honey? Well.

You forgot me! What about me?
What about me?

Grunk, Grunk, Grunk, Grunk.
Are you there?

As I said, a completely ordinary morning.

Sorry.

- Hello, Yrsa. Did you hurt yourself?
- Nah. Where are you going?

- In school.
- It's that way.

- Should we be followed?
- Okay.

- It looks fairly new.
- I got it from my father.

- I was with him at the weekend.
- I am not interested in material things.

I stick to the good old 4's.

So what, Krumme, you score king?
Can I steal your tricks?

You never know what is hidden in
Denmark's soil. We need to know that, -

- before we go to the National
Museum, where I have my favorite time.

And so it is...
Does anyone know?

The Viking Age. We have talked
about Egtvedpigen, Tollundmanden, -

- The Grauball man, but the
Viking Age can do something special.

How does Yrsa wash her hair?
Stine spends at least an hour.

And her hair is completely normal.
Yrsa, on the other hand...

there is nothing normal about it.
She is...

Where on the timeline is it
that we find those Vikings?

Where are they?

Why some?

- The Vikings.
- I do not know.

But if you tell me now,
I promise I'll remember.

And your father is a teacher...

The 800s of course.

We can't avoid Viking battles!

One of the Viking kings I like
the most is Harald Bluetooth.

If there was one thing he was
good at, it was building things.

No, Krumme. Too
bad you can't watch.

The bottom with a 4, you
can't see anything on it.

It's nothing to laugh at.
It was a hard-working people.

They built the world's
longest bridge at the time.

- You are the wildest score king.
- You big idiot.

Come on! Come on!

Now you can stand here and read
about the Vikings the old-fashioned way.

If there is the slightest trouble,
you stay seated on the bus, -

- and then there will be
no Vikings at all. Received?

- Mmm.
- It was good.

Hi, Krumme.

Here. Are you okay?

No problems. It doesn't
hurt to get smart about life.

- You're not really smart. See you.
- Goodbye.

How boring, man.

Well, Krumme, Krumme, Krumme.

- Have you learned anything?
- Yes.

Those vikings kill all the men
and take the women they want.

Cool strategy. And they didn't like the smart
ones. Especially not the history teachers.

Cool book. Have a nice weekend, Jansen.

That family is deadly.

It is caretaker Svendsen.
Good morning, Mrs. Olsen.

What will you do about it?
That chandelier is over 100 years old.

Yes, it was your confirmation gift.
Krumborg has promised to take care.

People are promising left and right.

You promised to get the
apartment over there ready.

We must have filled up, so
there are more to pay the farm.

What are you doing?
Do you sit and eat whipped cream cakes?

No, spandauers.

I'm going to lay some
floorboards so if nothing else...

- Terrible womanizer.
- What do you say?

Terrible, how busy I am.

You can confidently believe that.
You haven't even put up a for rent sign.

Get started! Your drønert.

Tom?

Can you get away you brat!

- I knew it was you.
- Yes of course.

- Where is the old entrance?
- A new one has arrived.

Go to the closet.

- Yes?
- Open the middle door.

- So what?
- Remove the jacket.

- Hello, Krumme.
- Hey, Tom.

- Are you getting a couple of sodas?
- I'll do that.

Cheers!

- I have made a Santa Claus rocket.
- Tough. What does it do?

You put the rocket down
here, and then you pump.

And then you do something
like this, and then you shoot.

Wild! What happens then?

If you hit a UFO, it turns
completely blue and is shot down.

Americans will
definitely buy it.

I am experimenting with the doses.

I just need the last thing
so it can go into space.

My dad wants to fire the
witch big time for Midsummer.

He talks about saltpeter all the time.

Saltpeter? Brilliant!
That must be what they used.

Saltpetre. Here it is.
It's smart.

I wanted to shoot one in Hans's
head. Or just past the head.

It sounds like a Saint Hans plan.

- Is Hans a serious problem?
- Yes.

Then we have to get Hans down by the neck.

It would be nice to
get rid of this one.

Why? It's totally cool.
In other words, the old way.

Hans always makes
the class laugh about it.

- Why don't you throw it away?
- No. I can not.

If you don't have a mobile phone, you
won't have any problems with Hans either.

We're having a family meeting.
Mom has something she wants to say.

I have been invited
to give a lecture -

- to the association's
annual summer conference.

- Tell it.
- The Minister of Education is coming.

- The Minister of Education himself.
- Cool, mom!

So mom might get a job
at the Ministry of Education.

- Does it give more skets?
- Can I get a new mobile then?

No, Krumme.
But we can think about summer vacation.

And then Grunk must have a new room.

So cool.
What should it be about?

That all these screens we
have, mobiles and tablets, -

- doesn't stand a chance in
terms of being with people.

To have some presence with
wonderful children like you.

It must be a success.

Hop on over to my Instagram profile…

Move!

Suddenly I, Mads Krumborg,
had the world's coolest idea.

I think we should keep screens free.
Just one week. So we don't get stressed.

What?

It's a bit rough with
a whole week, honey.

You can use our
experiences for your lecture.

No.

Yes! That's brilliant, that.
We will be screen-free for a week.

- Do you not understand my online life?
- It's not that long.

You cannot do without it. How do
you want to make your lecture offline?

- I agree with Stine.
- Thanks, Grunk.

- It's no problem. I...
- There you can see.

- I go to the library.
- May I just say...

Stine has a point. I have ordered
saltpeter online for Christmas.

I will google how to do it.
And don't do.

Jens. Try to listen to what
your smart son says. Does not?

Stine, now you have to
act like a mother and...

As mother and I...

- As mother and you say.
- Thanks, Krumme.

As mom and I say.

- So now it's over with screen time.
- Internet out.

- No text messages.
- Instagram.

- It's over with TikTak.
- TikTok.

- Thank you.
- Yes, TikTok.

I can't wait to move
away from home!

You are ruining my life!

No. Oh!

Just because that brat doesn't
bother with his shutter mobile!

Stine can shout loudly when it's
a cause she's passionate about.

Stop. I can't find myself anymore.
Will you stop up there?

No, it won't work, Mrs. Olsen.

Svendsen! Pick up that phone.

Pick up that phone
or I'll kill you! Now!

The world's coolest idea
was not fully thought through.

Maybe they'll find us as
mummies in 100 years.

- What should we do?
- Can't we just drop it?

What? Drop it? No no no.
Now we have to get to know each other.

- Just like in the good old days.
- How?

- Did you just sit and look into the air?
- No. We played.

We read books, had fun,
used our imaginations.

The good old days were a good time.
We got along.

- Just like mother always says.
- Did I say that?

Who's coming?

Oh! She threatened to kill me.
It won't work anymore, Krumborg.

Stine got a little pug.

Little? They have ruined my life.

Also mine.

Granted, Svendsen.
It's a tough time.

- It's not that bad either.
- Has the Earth gone under?

This is worse.

We have a screen-free week
and get to know each other.

- Cozy. Like in the old days.
- Yes, just my words.

But how?

This box is gold.

A piece of history from the time
of handwriting and wheelwhips, -

- where people weren't
constantly looking into a screen.

Here's entertainment
for the next five years.

No! Have you seen, Stine?
It's a classic.

My grandmother had it when I
was a little girl. Can we borrow it?

Okay, did she start a fire with rocks too?

- Oh boy!
- Now try to see sometime.

No!

Try to see.
An old police uniform.

I found one like this in my father's attic.
I wore it day and night!

- It suits me just right!
- It suits you, Grunk.

Treasure.

- Aren't you a little bored?
- We weren't bored.

We can set up the train in the kitchen.
Shouldn't we do it?

We can get used to this.

That is quality.
It still holds.

- Are there many of them left?
- There are plenty.

Is it not good? Here you go.

What were they used for?

- It's an old detective kit...
- Like you also had as a child.

- You just emptied a toy store.
- Aren't you shooting Stine?

No, it's simply
a treasure chest.

The genealogy books.
Krumme, I loved the Kim books.

This was about good camaraderie.

Not breezers and mobile phones.

It was about healthy kids going on
adventures with dynamo lights on.

You will benefit from reading them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Katja.

Katja... with the long, black hair.

Hoo, hoo, mate.

Stop, Hans!
You are a lousy bank robber.

No, Krumme!

- Now you stop, Hans.
- Sorry, Krumme.

It wasn't meant to be.
You are the world's best detective.

Sorry!

Hi, Yrsa.

It is true.

Yes. Can it not
run with them here?

Hello, cuties.

No, it's seriously totally retro-cool.

So, but with Simon there...

Krumme? Krumme?

- It is fantastic literature.
- You are right.

- What are you about to do?
- Out to find some presence.

- Hello, Krumme.
- Hello, Svendsen.

- Are you not in the apartment?
- I'm sitting right here.

There's someone up there.
At least one.

Sit down, Krumme.
Can you keep a secret?

- I think it's haunting up there.
- No, there are no ghosts.

I see shadows and hear sounds.
Stay far away from the apartment.

It's very dangerous up there.

Well, how's the
entertainment going?

It's going just fine.
I'm going to the bathroom right now.

Have a good time, Krumme.

So. Then there is not long for
the millions and a life of luxury.

How many millions?

The Russian will give 20
million for the Anastasia diamond.

- It means everything to a Russian.
- Why? Is it very nice?

No, you butt. It belonged to
Anastasia Nikolaevna of Russia.

The youngest daughter of the last Tsar.

Anastasia and the
family were beheaded.

- So it's a shame.
- But good for us.

It sat on her neck.

With all those millions we
could get a house in the country -

- and listen to the sound of
small, dabbing children's feet.

- What are you talking about?
- A house on Lolland.

Maybe a small child. Paint a little,
grow potatoes and see the Bath Hotel.

Are you insane?
I will not live in Lolland.

I'm going to bathe in champagne
in a big bathtub in the Caribbean.

Little puss, I thought
this was our last job...

Can you see it here?

If you call me little pussy
one more time, then…

Repeat the plan.

What kind of one?
We have so many plans, baby.

The yacht in the Caribbean
or a small house on...

The plan for how we get
the Anastasia diamond.

Bent and Holger are guards at the
National Museum and work tomorrow.

They look after the diamond. None of
them likes the canteen with organic food.

And Bent has to go to
the toilet every 20 minutes.

Good boy.

'We had dreamed of a real
detective agency with its own sign.

It was just a dream.
But before the sign was dry, -

- we got our first case.'

- Detectives. Yrsa falls for it.
- Hans is so done.

- And here is the wildest equipment.
- Was all that in the box?

It sounds absolutely
right, just like in old movies.

- Call Krumme, switch.
- Detective Krumme here, changing.

Old UHFs can pick up anything.

We have observed a
suspicious vehicle in Sydhavnen.

- Is it the police?
- It sounds like that.

- Don't you think we should switch off?
- Yeah.

Look here.

This is our manual.
It must not be lost.

What are you writing?

'Belongs to Mads Krumborg.
Super detective.'

- How do we get started?
- We have to practice.

I have a case that calls
for brave detectives.

Perhaps Svendsen is a
spy for a foreign power.

If he is, we have
our secret weapon.

There is powder in it
if they try something.

And I have evidence.

- Those aren't ghosts.
- And if it is, then...

You just have to
pay at checkout.

- What are you saying to me?
- You must get so many bitches!

- Say your last prayer, mate!
- Should we call the police?

Krumme?

Do you guys think it was a fuser?

What the hell is that?

It's Krumborg again!
The disgusting kids.

- I have to get the apartment ready.
- You must also look at the one over there.

- Yes, if you survive this.
- Come, my friend.

It was a bad start. But dad says:
'You have to start somewhere.'

- Hello, Krumme.
- Do you know anything about this?

- A little.
- Krumme! Then you must...

Tell me what kind of
gunpowder you used.

- Not so boring with a screen-free week.
- Stine...

- One is that my living room is blue.
- Your face is also blue.

But this is the 20th time that a
prism has come off my chandelier.

We are really sorry for that.

Krumme has to find a new one
with Orla, as he usually does.

- Remember, it must be antique.
- Yes.

Has anyone seen Svendsen?
I can't call.

My phone is also broken.

I have seen you, Svendsen.

- Mrs. Olsen, good morning!
- I have to get the chandelier up.

- Sorry again.
- The positive is then...

Now it can't get any worse.

I didn't know that
sprinkler still worked.

It's probably the only
thing that works here.

Honestly, Krumme.

I don't have to pee.

And Bent is coming now.

Hey hey, Bent. We are the new ones from
the municipality. Activation, you know.

Otherwise, you don't look
like someone from activation.

On a daily basis, we are diamond thieves, so...

Reach!

It was good.
You are really funny.

We will replace you so
you can have an early lunch.

Well, but my bladder is
the size of a golf ball, so…

We have lunch with us.

- Fish fillet.
- There it was.

- Delicious.
- Should we find the partner?

Holger, two diamond
thieves save our day.

- Pilsner!
- And smørrebrød, like that.

Just take your time, gentlemen.
Bon appetite. We look after the bike.

- You will find uniforms in the cupboard.
- Aye, aye, sir.

- Come on, Holger.
- Bye Bye! Bon appetite.

Diamond Thieves!
Broke your brain, huh?

- Pusser...
- Don't call me a pusser.

We are busy.
They eat it in ten minutes.

We must have removed
the footage from today.

Okay.

- Sandwiches work every time.
- We should have bought more.

- I'm hungry. Maybe they remain.
- Shut up and follow the plan.

And turn off the alarm.

Then we have three minutes before
the alarm goes off in the display case.

No no. Nixen biksen. Uniforms.

Be careful not to fall asleep.
This is the chamber of boredom.

We are almost at Denmark's most
important period of cultural history.

Viking Age, right? Advance!
Forward without fear.

How beautiful it is.

I would like one
like that one day.

It would suit you too.

- Do you think?
- Mmm.

Hello! Is there anyone at home? There
are lectures about the Viking Age. Came!

Well. I'll go right in first.

No! So, friends.
Just try to have a look.

Come here and look.
Try to come and have a look.

Look here. Enjoy this piece
of art, because it actually is.

Notice the elegant finish.

Think about how it looks
today compared to then.

Three, two, one. Now.

Wow!

- It is nice.
- How much does such a one cost?

Hold up, a shock you gave me.

- What did you ask about?
- How much does it cost?

The one that costs DKK 700 million.
Isn't that incredible?

So you have to run a lot
with newspapers, right?

Smut. Are you with a
kindergarten? Away.

- Krumme!
- Then the educator could be there.

We stand and wait.
We're not going to look at pebbles, are we?

We are going to look at Viking ships.
It is fun.

Hello, tempus fugit, as they
used to say in the old days.

Now you stay here and listen.
Kids, where did I come from?

The Viking Age.

- Come on, Jeff.
- Yes Yes.

Come on.

Come to mother.

And to dad.

Be completely calm.
Take a deep breath.

Those yoga exercises we did.
I just see what's going on here.

What are you waiting for?

- Theft! They have stolen the diamond!
- If you don't come...

- They have stolen the Anastasia diamond!
- Now you stop.

I have arranged for us to…

Krumme.

Now we hardly got to see anything.
I was so looking forward to it.

We will have to come again.

- What are you doing?
- Investigating the crime scene.

So what, Sherlock?
Are you solving a mystery?

- It may well be.
- Krumme gives it gas as a detective.

- You will be completely blue in the shell.
- Just laugh. I want to find the diamond.

I don't think it's a good idea.

Okay. Who raised the alarm?

Yes... Fire alarms are for fire.
Not for diamond thefts.

- Remember it.
- Well, I saw...

Yes please.
Do not interfere with police work.

We manage it together
with the museum guards.

Grunk. Let's drive.

Such. Past Håndvaskdalen.

If this works, there will be a
fantastic atmosphere for Midsummer.

- Faster!
- What do you say? Faster!

Then comes the Hearing Protection Viaduct.
Yes, fine under.

Such. Then it has to go uphill.
Do you think it can? Look now!

Look now!

Yes! It works, Grunk!

I can't work when you
make so much noise.

It is fantastic!

I can't remember why
you celebrate Midsummer...

And you knit, honey? You'd
never normally do that. It is well!

Yes. It is very nice.
Don't tell anyone.

Krumme? Is it you?
So here we all are.

- Such. Fantastic. Are you ready?
- Yes.

Da-da-da!

Such. So what do you say?
Isn't she beautiful?

- Ad, she's disgusting.
- She just needs an old dress.

Two seconds. I think we
can sacrifice the old diet.

- You don't want to shoot a witch, do you?
- Yeah. It is St. John's Day.

- It might be a bit old-fashioned.
- Yes, it's very old-fashioned.

- It is a tradition.
- It does not matter!

As a school teacher, you are a
role model for the country's youth.

You perpetuate a
stereotypical image of women!

That's totally old gender perception!

Everyone knows that Jens
Krumborg is the ladies' friend.

Many will be disappointed if we
don't get that witch off to Bloksbjerg.

They should shoot an
old white man instead.

- Yes! Why not?
- It's not the same at all.

- Hello, Orla.
- Hello, Orla.

Well... hi.
It's the chandelier again, huh?

Yes, just a single prism.
About that big.

Reach. Well, we'll
have to see if we can...

So pick one and throw it in the bag.

- Can you choose a good one?
- Yes.

Wow, wow.

Yes! I am brilliant.
What did I say?

No one will suspect
Jutland camping tourists.

Never mind, Jeff.
See here what we have.

Start getting used to caviar
and champagne ad libitum.

I would rather get
married and have children.

Jeff, dammit, now you stop with the
'get married and have kids' all the time.

- No!
- Yeah.

- Tina. Po... Police.
- Speak clearly. You mumble.

The police.

The police!

Come on!

- Good day. Please come inside.
- What a lovely shop you have.

- You just look around.
- It's the cute boy from...

Satan! Oh, the police!
What do we do?

Came. Put it on.

Hands up, it's the police!

Sorry! We will never do it again.

He's just a sweet boy.
Hello, little friend. What's your name?

Grunk. And watch out.

You can't shoot me, can you?

- Haven't I seen you before?
- Yes, it's us... Ouch!

- Hello, Orla.
- Hello, you two.

We're just going round.
Have you seen any suspicious types?

Suspicious... Yeah...

A lot of suspicious types
come here in my shop.

- You two.
- What?

We are from Jutland.

How nice.
Welcome to Copenhagen.

Thank you very much.

We are looking for a lady and a man
in their mid-50s. Elegantly dressed.

- So were we, but...
- Try asking those two.

- Is it you again?
- Now you behave properly.

- But I saw...
- Nothing but! Understood?

Orv! It's cool enough, this one.

- It's nice, huh?
- I want it.

- It just has to be that one.
- Yes please.

- Boys, you can get it for twenty.
- A thief?

- Yes, that was all that was missing.
- Here you go.

- Goodbye, Orla.
- Goodbye, boys.

Come on, Grunk.

We must run.
The campsite will close shortly.

Hello, how about the masks there?

- You must get them for a dog.
- For a dog?

- We don't have those prices in Jutland.
- Everything is expensive here in Copenhagen.

Then we'd better...

Be kind.

No, 1000 kroner.
I can't knock that one, madam.

- Keep the rest.
- That is most gracious, madam.

- See you, Orla.
- See you, Orla.

What did he forget there?
The little mite.

'Belong to Mads Krumborg.'
The little bastard can't spell.

Then we have him. Come on.

Mrs. Olsen, Grunk has
chosen a new one for you.

- Well.
- It shines.

- See you, Svendsen.
- Take care.

It can go on. But the other was
antique. It will never be the same.

This one shines like a diamond.

- You don't understand that.
- No, of course not.

Let me see sometime.

Like that.

No! Now it will be good with
a cup of coffee and a beer.

Yeah yeah, when you're
done over there, right?

She is like a creature
from outer space.

- How much is the diamond worth?
- 700 million.

Yes.

- There might be a small problem.
- The master detectives can handle that.

I would hope so.

I might have promised Yrsa that
I will probably find the diamond.

- And Hans, that idiot, was there too.
- It's a bit uphill.

I'm sure it was the
thieves down in Orla's shop.

How can you prove it?
No one believes us. Not even the police.

I have a plan.

Mads Krumborg. Where are you?

Sorry, Tina.

- Does everyone want to hear we're here?
- Did you forget the book on purpose?

If they come with the book, we
have proof that they are the thieves.

But... why are they after you?

Criminals will silence
those who know too much.

We must expose them.

He can hide
anywhere, the little brat.

- Good day. Can I help with anything?
- No thank you.

- Are you here to look at the apartment?
- Yes, that's who we are.

- It's not quite finished yet.
- Huh! You can move in immediately.

We need adults here.

Apart from the horrible Krumborg
family, we have a great time here.

Yes of course. Except for
the horrible female human.

But finally come up and have a
cup of coffee. Then I'll tell you more.

It will have to be another time.
We're going to... on a ceramics course.

Shall we?

But we really want to
look at the apartment.

Where have you
hidden it, little Krumborg?

Kim and his friends
are skilled detectives.

Good thing you don't
have them after you, Tina.

We have just thrown away the most
expensive diamond in Danish history.

And are you afraid of some
children in an old book?

Little kitty, listen. Can't we
just drop it and rob a small bank?

Then we can buy a small house
in the country. Would you please?

You know what? I
think that's a brilliant idea.

- Do you mean it, pussy?
- I mean it, little kitty, yes.

If you think this is funny…

to be hung up by your
nipples above four lions, -

- because that will happen if we don't
hand over the diamond to the Russian!

Where has the sweet little boy
hidden the small, fine diamond?

- Yes, it was better.
- There he is!

- Hello, Krumme. How are you?
- Fine.

- Are you coming to Christmas tomorrow?
- Yes I'm counting on that.

My father makes a fire.
Don't stand too close.

That detective hall...
You've given up on that, haven't you?

No. Not really.

But if you don't tell anyone,
we're actually on track.

I promise not to tell
anyone if you don't either.

As Dad always says, 'It's
hard to get smart about women.'

Wait...

What happens?

Krumme? Hello!

- Who are you waving to?
- The cute boy also has binoculars.

You big idiot. Then he
knows we're watching him.

- Yes. Wasn't that what we were supposed to do?
- I can't stand it.

Let go, let go, let go.
Let go of me!

- Do you see something?
- Yes. The two Jutland tourists.

They keep an eye on me.
So it's the thieves.

- Then we break in again.
- It doesn't work when they are there.

We'll try this afternoon when
I get back from the museum.

Over and out.

- There he is.
- Tina. Do we need to follow him?

Yes we do! At one point the
brat reveals where the diamond is.

- So you smash his teeth?
- No, we explain, it's ours.

And then we take it quietly.

And then... I smash his teeth.

I expect good peace and
order inside the museum.

We go two by two, and this
time we must focus on the Vikings.

Not fire alarms and diamonds.
Well, Krumme? Well.

Remember the magnifying
glass so you can find fingerprints?

- Come on.
- Don't worry about that idiot.

He will return the
diamond, the little boy scout.

Stop. Stop.

Krumme! What have I said today?

That I should not touch
diamonds and fire alarms.

Exactly. And now...?

It's a shame it's been stolen.

- A piece of history has disappeared.
- We will only get to that in the 7th.

By then, they've
got it back again.

Come with me. Hello there.

- Come on.
- Hi.

- Why are you here?
- No! Weird that you're here too.

You stole the diamond.
Why are you following me?

- Because...
- Shouldn't we just see the Stone Age?

- Why?
- The Stone Age, you idiot. Now.

- Then we take the Stone Age.
- Hey!

Revealed! You have taken my
book. They follow me because I know.

- He has a lively imagination.
- It's so nice! We must move on.

- Don't you want the book?
- Never mind the book.

- Well. Krumme, come with me.
- Well, Jansen! Now, listen.

I don't want to hear!
You sound like a gnat.

I want to hear whales, foam
splashes, nap fans that apply.

On the way to Normandy. Harald
Bluetooth. Skjoldmøer, ring castles.

No. Krumme, stop. Krumme.

You shouldn't. No!

Okay, so two Jutland tourists
who, like everyone else, went to -

- one of the country's well-known museums
to see the famous Viking exhibition...

- You claim them...
- Krumborg. Mads Krumborg.

You claim them, Mads Krumborg, -

- are two of Denmark's
most wanted criminals.

You are sure, -

- because the two Jutland tourists
have your Kim book with your name in it, -

- which you purposely forgot
at a merchandising store, -

- so your and Tom's detective agency
could solve the theft of the diamond.

- Yes, because you probably can't.
- Now you must relax.

Call your mom so she can pick you
up. Now don't make any more accidents.

- I can not.
- Why not?

Because we have screen-free week.
Me and my mother don't have a phone.

Krumme, we agree now, -

- that you don't press
more fire alarms?

That is, unless it
burns of course.

You have a vivid
imagination and that is a gift.

There are no big
criminals in our yard.

- I'll have to prove it.
- You have to stop.

Mrs. Olsen says they
are two sweet Judys.

- Mrs. Olsen is not to be fooled.
- She is not easy to fool.

They are sweet. They brought
the book you forgot at Orla's.

You just don't believe me?

How tacky you are.

- Krumme...
- Remember Midsummer tonight!

- It will be huge.
- I don't want to go to Sankthans.

- Isn't Krumme coming?
- He is not quite himself today.

People are very impatient.
They want it, it's happening now.

Just get started.

- Do you have a situation report?
- I don't think there is anyone.

- I'm going ahead.
- Received. Be careful.

- I'm on the way.
- Now our dream is coming true.

We become real detectives.
Changing.

The Russian... Honte...
the harbour... Midsummer's Eve.

We don't have the diamond for the Russian.
He's killing us!

- Without food and drink, the hero cannot survive.
- But three pizzas, Jeff!

You wouldn't want one.

Come on!

I knew it. Now I have you.

Well, so you think so.
So come here.

Sit. Sit!

I have been forced to
bind you. Is it too tight?

It should be tight. Well, mate.
Now we're going to have a little chat.

Is it necessary?
Aren't we going to find the diamond?

- Don't you have it?
- No, you have it.

- I have no diamond.
- You stole it from the store.

It is not good to steal.

Of course.
You hid the diamond when the police came.

Me and Grunk bought it
for Mrs. Olsen's lantern...

Mrs. Olsen's chandelier.

Such. Skilled master detective.
Come on, Jeff!

- There you are, little friend.
- And so is my friend, Tina.

Shut up, Jeff.

No, we don't have time. I have to
change clothes before the Russian.

Mrs. Olsen's chandelier, how wild.

- Look what I found in the Kim book.
- They are at the port.

- The super detectives go on the attack.
- I have just what it takes.

Because what is
Midsummer without a witch?

Here comes the witch of the year.

No!

- All power to the women!
- You already have it.

Do you think it is?

Yep. It's Honte.

Just try to see him there.

- We won't get past him.
- We must divert his attention.

Do you understand what that means?

Russian is not our
strong point, so...

'You will be hung by your
nipples and eaten by the lions.'

What are you doing?

You are good. You speak Russian.
You are my friend.

Thanks.

I can also... say a few words.

No you can not.

Anastasia Nikolaevna of Russia,
the youngest daughter of the last Tsar.

The diamond must return
to the Russian people.

- Can you help?
- We can do that to a great extent.

Because we have it here.

What have?

Are you ready, Grunk?

There is much more.
Are you ready for the very best?

- Now we have to fire the witch.
- The old white man, father.

Yes, we must have
fired the old white man.

Look, honey. Look now.

Terrible that Krumme misses it.

It's the police.

Nothing is happening.

This is the police.

Shh.

- Quietly.
- I'm completely calm.

Oh boy!

- We have to get hold of the police now.
- Yes.

Hello? SEA. Police, come in.
We need help.

We are on the ship Honte.
They have the Anastasia diamond.

- Well, Zdorovie.
- Lastrovia.

This is the police emergency line.
Stop your kidding.

It is not a joke.
The Russians have stolen…

And I'm from Mars. Then turn off.

The Russian is coming.

Shit weather.

As cold as Russia.

Go one more round and
say we're sailing now.

Then we say thank you for good treatment.
Do you want to say it in Russian?

You stay here.
There is too much unrest.

No.

- We will be hanged in the chest...
- I have understood that.

Now we're going to party.
We have a long journey ahead of us.

We can do that.

- Do you think it's the engine?
- I'm afraid of that.

If Honte sails, the
diamond is gone forever.

- There is only one thing to do.
- Does it work?

I've improved it a little...
a lot.

Hap, hap, hap...

- Now we're going to have schnapps!
- Vodka.

- Now we'll take them.
- Yes.

Now small children have to go in the water.

Run, Krumme.

You are trapped.

What it is?

Clap-clap-clap.

Now in the water.

- What was it?
- It looked like my father's witch.

That witch saved our lives.

- The world's best detective.
- Are we calling the currents soon?

- Nothing is happening.
- Now you have to trust your partner.

With sparkle in every eye

It looks like Mrs. Olsen's living room.

Yes, that color looks familiar.

Krumme was also very
quick to want to stay at home.

No, not you again.

The Jutland tourists are locked in
the cabin together with the diamond.

It can not be true.

It means 'welcome' in Russian.

How relieved we are that you
are coming because we have...

It has been terrible.
We've been... locked up.

He has kept us captive.
He is a monster.

- It is a lie.
- There are no Jutland tourists here.

Yes, it is them.
It was their disguise.

He's... small...
a small, goofy guy.

We have... can't speak Jutland.

I can't say anything in
Jutland at all. Not a word.

- Puss, puss...
- What?

The sweet little boy is
actually right. Because, well...

Aren't we celebrating getting
25 million for a stolen diamond?

I'm glad you stole it for me.

- No no no!
- Puss, come here.

- Cheers!
- Cheers!

It went well with the
screen-free week.

We have been together in a different way.
And my lecture will be very good.

I want to hear from you about something,
mother. Will you... sew me a new dress?

- They actually suit me quite well.
- You can believe that.

What did I say? Good old Krumborg
knows very well what is happening.

- That witch, right?
- Not a witch. The old white man.

Of course. The old white
man saved the diamond.

Oh, Krumborg.
Krumme did. And me.

- You must be exaggerating.
- Yes. But a real Krumborg does.

I guess that's an understatement, huh?

Speaking of the sun...

Um...

Mrs. Olsen.
Krumme gets a new one from Orla.

I've always hated the old crap.
I will buy a new one tomorrow. Cheers!

- Cheers.
- Cheers, Mrs. Olsen.

Krumme?

You are so cool, Krumme.
You are my hero.

Danish texts: Malene Hollnagel
Scandinavian Text Service