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[Ezra] Previously on Ezra.
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If you're wondering what
the fuck is going on
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literally same.
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Wait a minute. Are you like
one of those transformers?
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How much more time you need?
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Just about finished.
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Oh my Ga Ga.
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Remembrance club?
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Mm Hmm, Lots of
people are being like
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violently murdered right now.
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And we love the gays!
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I'm an LGBT plus community ally!
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Hello.
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Hi, lesbo.
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What do you want?
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Heads up, Ian from
economics is coming.
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Hey Ezra.
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So, what did you get?
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Oh, I got an iced
vanilla oat milk latte.
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Safe bet, it's the
same everywhere you go.
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It's the usually...
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You good man?
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Never better.
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[shoveling]
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[dark bass music]
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The worst part about eating is
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that humans totally freak out
when they see you doing it.
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Like, okay sis.
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You can eat a cow, but I
can't eat your brother?
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There is a serious hypocrisy
problem with the species
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that I will never understand.
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I mean, they aren't all bad.
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[loud shriek]
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[up-beat pop music]
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[funky music]
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Shit.
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Outta your weird juice?
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Yeah.
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Web alert, JJ James
has a show tonight.
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How do people still support him?
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I thought he was canceled?
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Yeah. What did he do again?
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Pedo. Major, like
the first degree.
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He was all over
the news last year.
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He was flying out under
each girl, snapping them.
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Just gross straight
male behavior.
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Ew, JJ James is
coming to town.
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What a freak.
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Wow. At least there's one
thing we have in common.
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Oh, look! It's Walmart
Wednesday and Pugsley Adams.
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[giggle]
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And it's the K-mart
Barbie rejects.
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And I just got
another assignment.
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Fuck me.
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You think I could
order a noose online?
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Probably.
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Amaze.
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[stomach rumbling]
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Get a muffin or something.
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[stomach rumbling]
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[Sound of pulse]
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[Ian] So, why are you gonna
go see that scumbag tonight?
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Hello?
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We, we're not seeing
him, seeing him. Okay?
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I'm just curious of the types
of people who would see him.
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I'm a psych major.
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Keep up.
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Oh, well my sincerest
apologies professor.
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Thank you.
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Okay. But now the important
question, what do I wear?
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Because I have to look
good for the freak show.
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I think you look
good in anything.
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Anyways.
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I heard tonight's
gonna JJ's last show.
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Ouch.
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You hungry?
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Starving.
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[heavy metal music]
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Ezra, I don't wanna
see some fucking sicko.
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Okay, we'll be in
and out in one minute.
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Just quickly.
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Ugh, I can smell the
date rape in the air.
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Yeah, well you're not wrong.
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Okay. Don't kill me,
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but I have to go the bathroom.
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Ezra, if you
fucking leave me...
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I'll be right back...
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I'm going to kill you, Ezra...
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Hey, Beautiful.
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I got a Dick and
20 bucks says it's
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bigger than yours, pal.
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I can work with that.
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Impressive.
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And not the turn I
thought this would take.
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[heavy metal music]
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[bad piano playing]
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Oh my God, JJ!
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I am such a fan.
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Thanks, man.
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You really need to step
up your security though.
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Yeah, clearly.
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You want a photo or something?
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I was hoping to
get a meet and greet.
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Yeah, you're you're
here now. So...
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Yeah, but I was hoping to
get the uncensored version.
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Funny.
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Get out.
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Get out, I didn't say
you could come in.
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I thought you didn't
ask for consent.
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My fucking security
ain't gonna ask
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for fucking consent when we
throw you outta here, bro.
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Whoa, is that any way
to talk to your elders?
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Elders? You're like 23.
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Get out!
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Oh my God. A Pedo and a flirt.
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I love it.
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I'm actually 559,
but who's counting?
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Security!
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Sorry, but I don't
respect safe words.
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You know what the worst thing is
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about men like you?
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[JJ screams]
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You always get away with it.
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[JJ screams]
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[Heavy metal music]
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Ezra?
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Ezra?
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Ezra?
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Ezra?
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Is that?
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Is he dead?
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Yes.
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Oh, thank fuck!
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You know, that son of a bitch
got out on six attempts of
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child molestation
and sex trafficking.
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Money can't save
you now, fucker!
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Is the blood tricking thing
really necessary though?
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So...
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I'm a vampire and...
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Cool story, Edward.
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I don't fucking care.
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The courts didn't get him.
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So, I'm glad somebody did.
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Just don't kill me.
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Okay?
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No promises.
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Okay, hurry up
so we can get out.
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You owe me McDonald's
for dragging me here.
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[up-beat pop music]
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