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JORDAN: Is he okay?
- [coughing]
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WILCOX:
Oh, he's fine.
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When Gal Gadot was training with me,
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she was on fire for 12 minutes.
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She put herself out with a blanket.
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He barely lasted 12 seconds.
- [both chuckle]
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- This is funny to you?
- Hey.
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A leading man must learn
not to sweat the small stuff.
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- What are you talking about,
the small stuff?
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I was on fucking fire,
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Coach Ron!
- Hey! Knock it off.
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There's a lady present,
and I want you to meet her.
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Agent Hart, this is Agent Jordan King.
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She'll be your bunkmate.
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- It is a pleasure to meet you.
My pleasure.
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Okay, you want to explain
to me why she gets
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this nice introduction?
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Why isn't she getting hit
in the head with a bat?
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When you gonna bop her?
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- Excuse me?
- Okay, you know...
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[chuckles] Just, when he does
this kind of thing,
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I just zone him out,
when he starts to whine.
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Come on, I'll give you a tour.
- Okay.
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- Now, this used to be
a slaughterhouse years ago,
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up till the '70s.
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[dramatic music plays]
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WILCOX:
This brings me to rule number two:
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there will be no sexual intercourse
on the premises.
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- [chuckles] Uh, yeah, um,
that won't be a problem.
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- [both laugh]
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- I didn't think it would be.
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- I know you have to say it.
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It-it's fine, we're good.
[laughs]
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- All right.
So, hey, take a beat.
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Okay? Relax,
and we'll see you out in 20
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on the training ground, okay?
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- Thanks, Ron. You're the best.
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- Hey. It's a pleasure.
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[laughs]
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[door closes]
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- Dude is a fucking sociopath.
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- How do you mean?
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- How do I mean?
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Do you really want to know how I mean?
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'Cause I was here a couple days ago
when shit hit the fan.
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There was a guy in here accusing him
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of murdering some dude named Rodrigo.
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- Rodrigo?
- Yes, Rodrigo.
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Saw the whole thing.
And, when I first walked in this bitch,
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they hit me in the head with a bat.
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Not no plastic bat.
With a fucking metal bat.
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And today, today,
he let me catch myself on fire.
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- "Let me catch myself on fire."
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- I don't know why you got
to sound it out. Yes.
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Let me catch--
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No, I see right there, that,
'cause if you slow it down...
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You slow it down, it don't sound right,
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but you get what I'm saying.
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It happened.
It fucking happened.
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Look, I'm sorry, all right?
It's just,
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I don't have my phone, it's weird in here.
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Stuff is just starting to fuck with me.
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Maybe, maybe I'm going
a little stir-crazy.
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I don't know.
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Mmm-- That's shit.
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It's shit water.
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[sniffs]
Yep. Goddamn it.
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- Well, you're not alone
anymore. So...
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- Yeah, well, maybe, but...
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Hey, do I know you?
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- Uh...
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- [gasps]
I do!
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Fuck! You're the girl from that sitcom,
with the robot.
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The robot that was a butler, right?
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You used to argue with the butler.
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"Uh-uh, get the fuck out of here, bu..."
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You'd do the thing.
"Butler bitch."
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Yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah.
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That's me.
- Wow.
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- Well, was. I just quit.
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Kathryn Bigelow offered me the lead
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in her next movie, which is huge...
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- Get out.
- ...since there are, like,
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what, three total action roles for women?
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- Well, it's a lot more
than that, but congrats.
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Are you-- I mean, want me to name 'em?
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[chuckles]
Let me go down the list.
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You got Wonder Woman, right?
You have the Black Widow.
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You got, um... What's the one,
with the woman?
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With the, uh...
[snapping fingers]
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She's, uh...
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The-- What's... That's three.
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- Anyway, um, it's all riding
on this action school.
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Just got to prove to Ron
that I've got the chops,
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that I'm fit enough.
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- You ain't got to prove that
to nobody. You are fit.
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[chuckles] When you walked
in that door, I said, "Goddamn."
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[laughs]
Not like that.
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I'm not saying it like that.
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I don't mean it that way.
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- I'm just here to train,
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not make friends.
- Yeah.
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- So, just to be clear.
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- We're-we're here for the same thing,
right? Fuck friendship.
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- Good.
- Yeah.
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- Mind if I use the bathroom?
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- Do what you got to do.
Bathroom right there.
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- Yeah.
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I'm gonna need you to just...
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- Oh. You got to shit.
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[dramatic music playing]
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WILCOX:
Now, in this lesson,
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we're going to focus and explore
the action star's motivations.
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Agent King.
What is your motivation?
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- After working undercover in Paris,
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I go down to the basement of the Louvre,
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where I thwart the theft
of an ancient Egyptian artifact,
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when I'm accosted by a rogue agent.
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- Good. Agent Hart?
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- "Accost"?
That's a little strong, isn't it?
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- What the fuck?
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Focus. Focus.
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And...?
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- Okay, all right.
I'm-I'm an agent.
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- Yes.
- I'm an agent, and,
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um, basically, I got to, I got to go get
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Agent King-- I got to seduce,
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I got to seduce Agent King
in the basement of the Louvre.
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And wh-- Just a question,
is this, like, some James Bond
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fan fiction or something? What...?
- And action.
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[suspenseful music playing]
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Agent King?
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- Who wants to know?
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- Agent Hart.
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Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah.
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Not so fast.
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Look, you're in great danger.
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And the only cure for it is
to come with me to my bedroom.
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[squeaks]
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[yelping]
- Seduce her, goddamn it!
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Seduce her!
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Lure her into the car!
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- [yelps]
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[wheezes]
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[high-pitched]:
Get in my car.
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Get in my car?
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Fucking creep.
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- [regular pitch]:
What'd you call...? [grunts]
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[grunting]
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[groans]
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What the fuck was that?
WILCOX: Beautiful, beautiful.
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Keep going, keep going.
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- What the fuck you mean, "keep going"?
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What the fuck, man?
- You have a problem, Agent Hart?
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- Yeah, I got a problem, motherfucker.
- What is it?
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- She's Bruce Lee
and I'm some weird creeper.
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- Oh, it's too challenging for you
to seduce her. Is that it?
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- Uh, yes, it is,
when you got me looking...
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I see what you're doing.
[laughs]
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You're trying to get me all riled up.
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It's not gonna work.
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I'm not falling for your little trap,
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and I'm not going back over here to fight
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this fucking jiujitsu master
with sexy talk.
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- Oh. You want a change of motivation.
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- Yeah, I do.
- Okay. This is your new motivation.
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She's a Russian mole
pretending to be an FBI agent.
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You eliminate her with this.
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[whispers]:
It's a prop knife, right?
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- Retractable.
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Now go in there and show her who's boss.
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- Now we're fucking talking.
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You say she a Russian mole, right?
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Okay. I don't like that.
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Down goes the mole. Huh?
[grunts]
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Shit. Goddamn it.
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[whispers] Hey. I'm about
to stab you in a sec, okay?
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Wait a minute.
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It's a prop knife.
Knock it off-- No.
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Ow! What the...
Oh, oh, you got to sell it,
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make it look real.
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Fuck! Ow!
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- [screams]
What the fuck?!
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[groans]
- Real blood.
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[knife clatters]
[belches]
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JORDAN: Oh, my God.
WILCOX: What have you done to her?
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What have you done to her?
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- I'm so sorry. I thought,
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I thought you said it was a retractable.
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- Oh, God.
- I said it was "practical."
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It's a practical knife!
It's a real knife!
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- Oh, my God.
- Oh, God, she's passing out.
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- Oh, shit.
- I'm gonna have to stitch her up.
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- I've got a medical kit in my office.
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- All right, I'll go grab it.
- No.
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-Ow, ow, ow.
-Go to your room!
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You're grounded!
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- No. What are you talking about?
I'll go grab it.
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- No!
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My office is off-limits to students.
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I said my office is off-limits.
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If you disobey me again,
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the next time I throw that knife,
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it'll be through your fucking skull.
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