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I'm sorry.
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- I can't.
- Oh, no, I'm sorry.
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- I shouldn't have tried to kiss you...
- No, no.
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Don't be sorry. I'm sorry.
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You shouldn't be sorry.
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Well, neither one of us should be sorry.
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You're right.
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BOTH: Sorry.
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It's just... we were having a good time,
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and I thought you were
looking at my mouth,
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but maybe that's 'cause
these two teeth are fake.
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When I was ten, Donna Grasley
pushed me off the swings
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'cause I tried to kiss her,
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and I am starting to see a pattern here.
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No, don't feel bad. Uh,
we were having a moment.
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You know, the lights, the music.
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I've got a little smoky
eye thing going on.
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I did a YouTube tutorial.
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But Max is my boyfriend. I...
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I know.
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Please don't tell him about this.
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Oh, Zoey, I-I have to tell him.
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We don't keep things
like this from each other.
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But this is important.
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He doesn't know I'm gay.
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Oh.
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Oh, I didn't know you were gay, either.
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Though you did kiss me.
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Sometimes I worry I'd
be a terrible detective.
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I don't tell people I work with.
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I've barely told anyone.
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Just a couple of close
friends and a lady I met
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on the plane once, but that was
'cause she looked like Tina Fey.
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You get it.
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Max won't say anything.
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You can trust us.
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I can't risk it, Kat.
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No one is buying a country album
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about how much I want
to hook up with Tina Fey.
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Okay, okay.
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Glasses, super smart, lovable goofball.
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Girl's got a type.
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? Me, oh, my, oh, my, oh, me ?
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? Nothin' wrong with you
but I'd rather be me. ?
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"You plus me times forever equals us"?
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"You're a-meow-zing"?
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(SIGHS) Snowball.
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You have no idea.
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- Oh, hey.
- Hey, hey.
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Shh, go back night night.
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- Ah. (CHUCKLES)
- Shh, night night.
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I was trying to stay up
to see you, but I think
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- doing all that math made me tired.
- (CHUCKLES)
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It's really cute, thank you.
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I'll explain tomorrow why this
equation is a total disaster.
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(CHUCKLES) How was karaoke?
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Oh, it was really fun.
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- Yeah, did all my faves.
- Mm.
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Vanilla Ice, Bon Jovi,
a little Katy Perry.
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- "I Kissed a Girl"?
- I did not...
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... sing that song.
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I'm sorry we fought earlier.
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I should have just joined you guys.
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I'm glad that you and Zoey
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are getting to know each other, though.
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Oh, I-I wouldn't say we're
getting to know each other.
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Like, what's her favorite color?
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You know, what's her birth stone?
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What's her middle name?
It could be anything.
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You know, like Ginger,
Mary Ann, Mrs. Howell.
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I don't know.
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Well, we're both up.
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Maybe you plus me equals sexy time?
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Max, I-I need to tell you something.
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Okay.
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I-I've been going back and forth
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about whether I should
even say anything,
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But I-I just... I think I have to.
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Um...
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Earlier tonight, I...
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... got us both Taco Bell
and I ate yours in the car.
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Wow.
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One question.
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Did you do it just to hurt me?
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(LAUGHS)
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Here you go.
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One sugar-free vanilla nonfat latte.
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Uh, I ordered a chocolate peanut
butter smoothie and a muffin.
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I know, but your wife and
your arteries will thank me.
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No, no, no. I-I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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Uh, let me get you that muffin.
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No, no. She's right.
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Mother, I told you... no body
shaming the customers or the cats.
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You're not fat, you're fluffy.
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So, have we finally decided
on a color for the cabinets?
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Green is very trendy right now.
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It's the Brazilian butt lift of paint.
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Are we worried that green
is gonna make us crave pizza?
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- What?
- Here we go again.
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Green? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
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Pizza? I can't believe
I had to explain that.
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What about blue?
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Are you kidding me?
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I said blue two weeks ago
and you loved it at first,
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but then you said your
favorite shirt was blue
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and it makes you happy
every time you wear it,
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so if your kitchen was blue,
you would always be happy,
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which means when you
wore your favorite shirt
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it wouldn't mean anything.
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Yeah, I can't do that to Shirty.
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Well, I can't do this anymore.
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Go to the store and buy
the butt green paint.
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And by the way, Shirty
makes you look fat.
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(GASPS) Well, now the
cabinets can be any color
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'cause I'll never be happy again.
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Hey, can I talk to you all a second?
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- I'm working.
- Oh, my break's over.
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Someone kissed me.
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- I've got time.
- Ooh, spill that tea.
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I've been sworn to secrecy, so
I can't reveal any identities,
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but rest assured, this kiss
was illicit and forbidden.
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And imaginary?
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Oh, trust me, she was real. (GASPS)
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He was re... They were real.
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No, I made it up. I lie for attention.
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I knew it. You're a lesbian.
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I wish your father was alive so
I could tell him "I told you so."
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- Mother, I'm not gay.
- Oh, really?
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Well, your shoes tell a different story.
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The question is should
I tell Max about it?
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Depends on the kiss. Did you linger?
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Technically, how long is lingering?
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- She lingered.
- Yeah, she did.
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I don't have feelings for this person,
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so do I tell Max?
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I don't think you need to tell him.
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No harm, no foul.
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Although if I kissed a woman,
I would definitely tell Carter.
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I would never have to get
him another birthday present
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for the rest of his life.
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What up, YouTube?
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This is your girl Randi with
another episode of Hot Lots.
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I gave Carter the day off
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because while he can't
make any decisions,
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I am this close to making a big one.
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Plus, he got upset when he realized
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the stripping we're doing today
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is just taking off this paneling.
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I was equally disappointed.
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Apparently, I waxed for nothing.
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(CHUCKLES) Okay, now I'm gonna wedge
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my handy-dandy pry bar in here, and...
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Voil�!
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Uh, all right, I s-I said...
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I said...
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voil�!
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Maybe if we do the
other kind of stripping
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a man will show up and help.
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J-Just turn off the damn camera.
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See? See how easy that was?
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(PANTING)
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Now, this is the type of
thing you can do yourself
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so there's no reason to, um...
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... pay anybody.
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Uh-oh. Instead of taking videos,
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it seems I took three photos of you.
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Are you serious right now?
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Yes, and they are not good.
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Oh, I'm so sick of this stupid project!
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What makes me think that we
could build our own condo?
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I don't even like building
my own Grand Slam at Denny's.
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Just give me the original.
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Eggs, bacon, sausage and coffee,
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just like my mama,
'cause she cold and Black.
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Okay, I got the video
working, but now it's me.
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Hello, beautiful.
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Wait.
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What?
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Oh.
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It's, like, a weird little room.
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Okay. Please, God, no bodies.
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No bodies, no bodies.
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Ooh, delightful.
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Oh, this is where you
can hang the sex swing.
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Oops, I just spoiled your wedding gift.
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? And the night will burn ?
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? Like a fire ?
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? But our love will last ?
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? Like a... ?
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? COVID denier. ?
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Will you help me out here?
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Sweet Rosie O'Donnell,
what is she doing here?
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Aah! Hot! Hot!
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Kat?
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'Sup?
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- Are you okay?
- Yeah, totally.
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I was just, uh, doing the, uh,
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"fall down the stairs with hot
coffee challenge" to end racism.
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Okay. Do you want a
towel or a clean T-shirt?
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- Maybe an MRI?
- No, I'm... I'm good.
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Hello, Zoey. (CHUCKLES)
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Hi.
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Thank you.
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So, how's-how's it going here?
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Doing your-your writing thang?
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Singing your songs, rocking and rolling,
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jingling and jangling,
riffing and raffing?
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(SHORT CHUCKLE) Maybe I hit
my head harder than I thought.
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Uh, today's been a grind.
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Yeah, maybe we should just call it.
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I can't focus.
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Oh, no, I think I'm distracting her.
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This coffee has made my shirt
cling in all the right places.
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Oh, okay. Yeah, we can...
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I guess we can just pick it up tomorrow.
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- Great, see you.
- (CHUCKLES)
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See you.
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May the road rise to...
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- (DOOR CLOSES)
- meet your feet.
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Did Zoey seem weird to you?
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No. Not at all.
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Not at all, but, you know,
look who you're asking...
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a 41-year-old who owns a cat caf�.
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Lovable goofball.
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I don't know.
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She barely said a
word to me all morning.
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God, I hope I didn't offend her.
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I don't mean to look down
her shirt, I'm just tall.
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Max, I'm-I'm sure it's nothing.
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It doesn't feel like nothing.
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It feels like she doesn't like me
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or she doesn't think I'm talented, or...
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God, I just wish I knew what I did.
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Maybe I'll text her.
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Max, i-it's not you.
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Last night...
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... Zoey and I kissed.
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What?
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I know, and I wanted to tell
you right when it happened,
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but she's not out.
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That's why she's been so freaking weird.
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I'm-I'm sorry. We had
just sung "Teenage Dream,"
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and you know what that's like.
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How could you do that?
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You know how important
this is to me. God, Kat.
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- Well, give me a second to explain.
- I got to go fix this.
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Max, I...
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For legal reasons, Fox
has asked me to tell you
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not to attempt the "fall down the stairs
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with hot coffee challenge."
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- WOMAN (OVER PHONE): Breathe in.
- (INHALES DEEPLY)
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- Breathe out.
- (EXHALES)
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Welcome to the Bad Bitch Relaxation App,
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where we'll help you feel okurrr!
255
00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:08,331
Ooh, yeah, I know that's right.
256
00:10:08,424 --> 00:10:10,591
Skrrt, skrrt! (LAUGHS)
257
00:10:10,669 --> 00:10:12,777
(PHONE VIBRATES)
258
00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:14,671
Hey, babe. How was the paint store?
259
00:10:14,764 --> 00:10:17,264
Well, I got to thinking.
260
00:10:18,026 --> 00:10:19,767
Are we really green cabinet people?
261
00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:21,010
I thought so.
262
00:10:21,179 --> 00:10:23,863
Well, I thought so, too,
until Keith weighed in.
263
00:10:24,127 --> 00:10:25,943
I-Is Keith the paint guy?
264
00:10:25,962 --> 00:10:27,128
No, that's Roger.
265
00:10:27,297 --> 00:10:29,130
Keith was in the parking
lot selling candy bars.
266
00:10:29,207 --> 00:10:31,382
He's the one who convinced
me to go back inside.
267
00:10:32,285 --> 00:10:33,376
Can you come down to the garage
268
00:10:33,470 --> 00:10:34,712
and help me bring up all these samples?
269
00:10:34,712 --> 00:10:36,712
Samples? I thought we agreed that we...
270
00:10:36,807 --> 00:10:38,807
I know, but I got 12 that I really like,
271
00:10:38,958 --> 00:10:40,216
eight I think you'll like,
272
00:10:40,368 --> 00:10:42,885
and four more that Keith
said matched my aura.
273
00:10:42,979 --> 00:10:45,396
I'm magenta dominant.
274
00:10:48,059 --> 00:10:50,393
Lord, you cannot kill your fianc�,
275
00:10:50,545 --> 00:10:52,636
you are too hot for prison.
276
00:10:52,656 --> 00:10:55,824
I-I'm not at home. I
had to go back to work.
277
00:10:56,051 --> 00:10:57,141
Why?
278
00:10:57,160 --> 00:10:59,994
Because Kat got stuck
in the pastry case.
279
00:11:00,221 --> 00:11:02,163
Yeah, I told her that she couldn't fit,
280
00:11:02,390 --> 00:11:04,240
and boy, did she prove
me wrong. (CHUCKLES)
281
00:11:04,392 --> 00:11:06,167
So now we're waiting
for the fire department.
282
00:11:06,319 --> 00:11:08,061
Ooh, ooh, that's them now.
283
00:11:08,079 --> 00:11:10,296
(IMITATES SIREN) I got to go.
284
00:11:17,072 --> 00:11:18,254
Ooh!
285
00:11:19,205 --> 00:11:21,372
What am I doing? This is crazy.
286
00:11:26,529 --> 00:11:28,028
All right, quitting time.
287
00:11:28,048 --> 00:11:30,864
Uh, in a half hour, but sure.
288
00:11:30,884 --> 00:11:33,109
Don't forget, I got
here late this morning,
289
00:11:33,127 --> 00:11:35,127
so it all evens out.
290
00:11:35,221 --> 00:11:37,129
Well, did you at least
empty the garbage?
291
00:11:37,223 --> 00:11:39,557
- Nah.
- Did you clean the litter boxes?
292
00:11:39,708 --> 00:11:41,284
- No.
- Okay, well, did you...
293
00:11:41,377 --> 00:11:43,394
I'm gonna stop you
right there. I didn't.
294
00:11:44,622 --> 00:11:47,565
Hey, where have you been?
I've been texting you.
295
00:11:47,792 --> 00:11:49,383
Zoey doesn't want to
work with me anymore.
296
00:11:49,402 --> 00:11:50,717
What? Why?
297
00:11:50,812 --> 00:11:52,570
Yeah, because of what
happened with you two.
298
00:11:52,721 --> 00:11:54,238
Hold up.
299
00:11:54,500 --> 00:11:56,017
Zoey's the person who kissed you?
300
00:11:56,244 --> 00:11:57,834
I thought you were leaving.
301
00:11:57,854 --> 00:12:00,479
Are you kidding? I
got half an hour left.
302
00:12:02,767 --> 00:12:05,100
You know how much I needed
this thing with Zoey.
303
00:12:05,253 --> 00:12:08,437
Do you get how bad it looks
that she's dumping me like this?
304
00:12:08,631 --> 00:12:11,132
My manager is freaking
out. He could drop me.
305
00:12:11,283 --> 00:12:13,634
Okay, well, you're acting
like I did this on purpose.
306
00:12:13,786 --> 00:12:15,027
It doesn't matter!
307
00:12:15,029 --> 00:12:16,137
You spend one night with Zoey
308
00:12:16,364 --> 00:12:17,863
and you screw everything up.
309
00:12:17,956 --> 00:12:19,214
Hey, I was only out with her
310
00:12:19,367 --> 00:12:20,667
'cause you barely have
time for me anymore.
311
00:12:20,701 --> 00:12:22,718
Do you even care about my feelings here?
312
00:12:22,795 --> 00:12:26,055
(SCOFFS) I have bigger
problems than your feelings.
313
00:12:26,207 --> 00:12:29,875
I am over 40 in a
business where 25 is old.
314
00:12:29,968 --> 00:12:31,743
- This may have been my last shot.
- All right,
315
00:12:31,879 --> 00:12:34,488
- come on, Max, I...
- Just do me a favor...
316
00:12:34,715 --> 00:12:36,157
stay out of my career.
317
00:12:39,311 --> 00:12:42,163
Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.
318
00:12:42,390 --> 00:12:43,647
Is there anything I can do?
319
00:12:43,741 --> 00:12:44,741
I don't think so.
320
00:12:44,817 --> 00:12:46,834
All right, quitting time.
321
00:12:53,992 --> 00:12:55,584
WOMAN (OVER PHONE):
Now it's time for a check-in
322
00:12:55,736 --> 00:12:58,070
with your fine-ass self, okurrr?
323
00:12:58,072 --> 00:13:00,072
Repeat after me.
324
00:13:00,091 --> 00:13:03,409
- I am beautiful.
- I am beautiful.
325
00:13:03,427 --> 00:13:06,169
I am done messing with
SoundCloud rappers.
326
00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:09,339
Damn, girl, where
were you when I was 24?
327
00:13:09,359 --> 00:13:11,083
- (PHONE CHIMES)
- Oh.
328
00:13:11,252 --> 00:13:12,918
All right, I'm gonna
go get my phone charger
329
00:13:13,087 --> 00:13:14,995
and see if the printer is
done with my picture of Barack.
330
00:13:15,163 --> 00:13:17,348
The one in the tan
suit. You know what's up.
331
00:13:17,499 --> 00:13:19,666
- (LAUGHS)
- CARTER: Hey, Randi?
332
00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:22,335
I got a bunch of tile for us to look at.
333
00:13:22,355 --> 00:13:23,771
Then again...
334
00:13:26,267 --> 00:13:28,917
She must have left for work already.
335
00:13:28,936 --> 00:13:32,512
If Randi was my girl,
she'd never have to work.
336
00:13:32,532 --> 00:13:33,922
Like you could support a woman.
337
00:13:34,016 --> 00:13:36,775
Man, you're so broke,
your Venmo says "Ven-no."
338
00:13:36,927 --> 00:13:39,111
All I said was "if."
339
00:13:39,263 --> 00:13:40,687
You're mean.
340
00:13:40,706 --> 00:13:42,598
Hey, let's go.
341
00:13:42,616 --> 00:13:44,357
It's only a matter of time
before the customers realize
342
00:13:44,377 --> 00:13:46,001
we locked them in the bar.
343
00:13:48,455 --> 00:13:50,773
"Randi, you know you
too good for Carter."
344
00:13:50,775 --> 00:13:52,299
Ooh, Drake, I know.
345
00:13:53,460 --> 00:13:55,177
- (DOOR CLOSES)
- Mm.
346
00:13:58,282 --> 00:13:59,798
Oh, no.
347
00:13:59,950 --> 00:14:03,543
Hello? Hello?
348
00:14:03,563 --> 00:14:06,063
Oh, damn.
349
00:14:06,214 --> 00:14:08,974
Well, at least I'm stuck here with you.
350
00:14:09,126 --> 00:14:10,734
(CHUCKLES)
351
00:14:11,887 --> 00:14:13,779
This is not okurrr.
352
00:14:16,817 --> 00:14:18,150
- Nope.
- Look,
353
00:14:18,302 --> 00:14:19,410
I-I know you're mad.
354
00:14:19,579 --> 00:14:21,078
Please let me try and make this right.
355
00:14:21,229 --> 00:14:22,471
I don't want to talk to you.
356
00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:24,123
Well, just hear me out.
357
00:14:25,084 --> 00:14:27,309
Also, try not to look at my feet.
358
00:14:27,402 --> 00:14:29,587
I know these shoes are as irresistible
359
00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:31,163
as they are affordably comfortable.
360
00:14:31,315 --> 00:14:33,740
I think you're confusing
gay women's shoes
361
00:14:33,759 --> 00:14:35,801
with old people shoes.
362
00:14:37,521 --> 00:14:38,745
Make it fast.
363
00:14:38,839 --> 00:14:41,432
Well, first of all, no one
blames you for kissing me.
364
00:14:41,583 --> 00:14:43,158
It's these damn lips.
365
00:14:43,251 --> 00:14:44,660
I was actually awarded Most Kissable
366
00:14:44,753 --> 00:14:47,813
at Jewish magic camp, Camp Ezra Cadabra.
367
00:14:48,849 --> 00:14:50,590
Do you think this is funny?
368
00:14:50,684 --> 00:14:52,668
'Cause I couldn't sleep last night.
369
00:14:52,761 --> 00:14:54,519
I haven't been in Louisville a minute,
370
00:14:54,614 --> 00:14:56,280
and now two people I barely know
371
00:14:56,507 --> 00:15:00,433
and clearly can't trust could
out me and kill my career.
372
00:15:00,602 --> 00:15:01,952
We're not gonna out you.
373
00:15:02,104 --> 00:15:05,088
A-And also, people are so
much more accepting these days.
374
00:15:05,340 --> 00:15:08,367
Really? Name three country
music stars that are out.
375
00:15:08,519 --> 00:15:10,794
Uh... Brandi Carlisle,
376
00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:13,721
that guy from Brothers Osborne,
377
00:15:13,797 --> 00:15:16,798
um, and the cowboy
from the Village People.
378
00:15:16,892 --> 00:15:18,726
I'm pretty sure he's out.
379
00:15:18,877 --> 00:15:20,118
Exactly.
380
00:15:20,212 --> 00:15:21,954
And I know I shouldn't have kissed you,
381
00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:23,713
you have a boyfriend,
382
00:15:23,733 --> 00:15:25,457
but when you spend your
whole life hiding who you are,
383
00:15:25,476 --> 00:15:28,235
at some point you're gonna make
an incredibly stupid mistake.
384
00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:32,555
Well, I... I wouldn't
say incredibly stupid.
385
00:15:33,317 --> 00:15:36,910
Please, Zoey, don't let
what happened between us
386
00:15:37,062 --> 00:15:39,246
mess things up for you and Max.
387
00:15:39,473 --> 00:15:41,415
You have no idea what
you're talking about.
388
00:15:41,642 --> 00:15:44,734
You can give this business
everything you got,
389
00:15:44,828 --> 00:15:46,420
and it's still probably
not gonna happen.
390
00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:49,882
Why the hell would I
make it harder on myself?
391
00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:52,426
Okay, you're right.
392
00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:55,912
And I will never know what
it's like to not feel safe
393
00:15:55,931 --> 00:15:58,432
sharing who I am with the world.
394
00:15:59,676 --> 00:16:04,179
But wouldn't it be nice for
you to work with one person
395
00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:07,316
who you know accepts
you for who you are?
396
00:16:09,278 --> 00:16:11,862
Just promise me you'll think about it.
397
00:16:15,009 --> 00:16:17,451
And also, wouldn't it
be fun to occasionally
398
00:16:17,678 --> 00:16:21,038
crush it at karaoke with a
certain Tina Fey look-alike?
399
00:16:22,458 --> 00:16:24,533
(VOCALIZES "U CAN'T TOUCH THIS")
400
00:16:24,627 --> 00:16:26,960
- Stop.
- ? Hammer time. ?
401
00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:33,133
? That girl is poison ?
402
00:16:33,285 --> 00:16:34,709
? Poison ?
403
00:16:35,471 --> 00:16:37,137
- ? Poison ?
- Carter?!
404
00:16:37,289 --> 00:16:38,713
? Never trust a big butt and a smile ?
405
00:16:38,866 --> 00:16:41,791
? That girl is poison... ?
406
00:16:41,811 --> 00:16:43,936
Carter! Carter!
407
00:16:45,736 --> 00:16:47,494
- Randi?
- Yes. It's me.
408
00:16:47,721 --> 00:16:51,331
Are you a ghost? Have you
been a ghost this whole time?
409
00:16:51,408 --> 00:16:53,834
Oh, I knew you were too hot for me.
410
00:16:54,061 --> 00:16:57,504
I'm stuck in a crawl
space behind the wall.
411
00:16:57,731 --> 00:16:59,898
- What? Where?
- Over here.
412
00:16:59,916 --> 00:17:02,400
Something's blocking me in.
413
00:17:02,402 --> 00:17:05,012
Oh, damn.
414
00:17:06,590 --> 00:17:08,923
I got you, baby.
415
00:17:09,076 --> 00:17:10,258
(STRAINING)
416
00:17:10,352 --> 00:17:12,077
Oh, thank God.
417
00:17:12,095 --> 00:17:13,854
Oh, what's this?
418
00:17:14,005 --> 00:17:17,024
Oh, you got a secret clubhouse?
419
00:17:17,175 --> 00:17:19,342
Aw, hell no, they get to be in the club?
420
00:17:19,361 --> 00:17:22,103
This is why my printer's out of ink?
421
00:17:22,256 --> 00:17:24,197
When I was taking the
paneling off the wall,
422
00:17:24,349 --> 00:17:25,365
I found this little room,
423
00:17:25,558 --> 00:17:27,108
and I made into a secret hideaway.
424
00:17:27,202 --> 00:17:28,368
Why didn't you tell me about it?
425
00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:30,853
Because I was hiding away from you.
426
00:17:30,947 --> 00:17:32,539
Me? I'm adorable.
427
00:17:32,690 --> 00:17:34,708
Remember when I thought
you were a ghost?
428
00:17:34,935 --> 00:17:38,620
I love you, but this
renovation is driving me crazy.
429
00:17:38,772 --> 00:17:40,605
It's taking forever and
you keep changing your mind
430
00:17:40,698 --> 00:17:41,940
about every damn thing.
431
00:17:42,033 --> 00:17:43,625
I just want to make our place perfect.
432
00:17:43,777 --> 00:17:44,943
Baby, I'm marrying you,
433
00:17:45,036 --> 00:17:47,370
obviously I don't care about perfect.
434
00:17:47,389 --> 00:17:49,614
Look, even if we're not
sure about something,
435
00:17:49,707 --> 00:17:51,892
it's okay, we can
always change it later.
436
00:17:52,119 --> 00:17:53,451
That's true.
437
00:17:53,545 --> 00:17:55,729
You know, there is one
thing that I'm sure about.
438
00:17:56,732 --> 00:17:59,566
It's that I want to spend
the rest of my life with you.
439
00:17:59,793 --> 00:18:01,476
Aw. Me too, baby.
440
00:18:01,628 --> 00:18:02,718
- (CHUCKLES)
- Just you,
441
00:18:02,738 --> 00:18:05,906
me and the blue cabinets
I originally wanted.
442
00:18:06,075 --> 00:18:07,075
Whatever you want.
443
00:18:07,225 --> 00:18:08,300
Although green is...
444
00:18:08,318 --> 00:18:11,286
- I said blue!
- Okay.
445
00:18:20,756 --> 00:18:21,996
- Hey.
- Hey.
446
00:18:22,091 --> 00:18:23,906
I got you a Mexican pizza.
447
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,000
And I know you don't allow flowers
448
00:18:26,153 --> 00:18:27,594
because they are poisonous to cats,
449
00:18:27,821 --> 00:18:30,338
but, uh, I just wanted to
get you something that says,
450
00:18:30,432 --> 00:18:33,016
"I'm sorry that I was such a jackass."
451
00:18:36,863 --> 00:18:39,439
No cats were harmed in
the making of this apology.
452
00:18:39,608 --> 00:18:40,849
(MAX CHUCKLES)
453
00:18:40,943 --> 00:18:43,426
Zoey wants to work with me again.
454
00:18:43,445 --> 00:18:44,927
That's great.
455
00:18:45,021 --> 00:18:48,615
And I know it's because you
went to see her, so thank you.
456
00:18:49,526 --> 00:18:50,692
Max, come sit down.
457
00:18:50,786 --> 00:18:53,528
Uh-oh, who'd you kiss now?
458
00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:55,539
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
459
00:18:57,517 --> 00:18:58,517
Are you okay?
460
00:18:58,518 --> 00:19:00,535
Not really.
461
00:19:00,687 --> 00:19:03,296
When you found out about me and Zoey,
462
00:19:03,448 --> 00:19:05,540
the first thing you
did was run after her.
463
00:19:05,634 --> 00:19:07,208
Kind of felt like
464
00:19:07,302 --> 00:19:09,711
all you cared about was your career.
465
00:19:09,863 --> 00:19:11,805
- That's not true.
- Really?
466
00:19:11,956 --> 00:19:14,624
'Cause you still haven't
asked me about it.
467
00:19:14,643 --> 00:19:18,036
Like, did it mean anything?
Is it gonna happen again?
468
00:19:18,129 --> 00:19:19,704
Did I like it?
469
00:19:19,723 --> 00:19:23,208
The answers: no, no, kind of.
470
00:19:23,301 --> 00:19:25,968
Again, jackass. (CHUCKLES)
471
00:19:25,988 --> 00:19:29,639
That's why there's $38 worth
of flowers in the hallway.
472
00:19:29,658 --> 00:19:30,991
No, I-I get it.
473
00:19:31,218 --> 00:19:33,718
Like, you're happy that
things worked out, but...
474
00:19:33,811 --> 00:19:36,388
if Zoey didn't agree
to work with you again,
475
00:19:36,406 --> 00:19:38,498
would you still be bringing me flowers?
476
00:19:38,650 --> 00:19:40,725
But it did work out,
477
00:19:40,894 --> 00:19:42,485
so what's the problem?
478
00:19:42,654 --> 00:19:45,338
I've just been thinking about
what you said about your career,
479
00:19:45,490 --> 00:19:48,008
you know, and, like...
how you don't really
480
00:19:48,159 --> 00:19:50,010
- have time for my feelings.
- All right,
481
00:19:50,237 --> 00:19:52,328
I... I got my priorities messed up.
482
00:19:52,422 --> 00:19:54,756
Okay? From now on, I am always
483
00:19:54,850 --> 00:19:56,090
- gonna put you first.
- Right,
484
00:19:56,333 --> 00:19:58,108
but if you do and things don't work out,
485
00:19:58,259 --> 00:20:00,184
I kind of feel like
you're gonna blame me.
486
00:20:00,337 --> 00:20:01,337
I would never do that.
487
00:20:01,354 --> 00:20:03,780
No, but that's literally
what you did yesterday.
488
00:20:03,857 --> 00:20:07,025
I know, and I said I'm sorry.
489
00:20:07,177 --> 00:20:08,526
I... What...
490
00:20:08,678 --> 00:20:11,371
What else do you want
me to do to fix this?
491
00:20:15,443 --> 00:20:17,752
I think that we should break up.
492
00:20:18,946 --> 00:20:19,946
What?
493
00:20:19,947 --> 00:20:22,340
Yeah.
494
00:20:23,543 --> 00:20:25,710
Kat. Come on.
495
00:20:25,804 --> 00:20:27,137
This is insane.
496
00:20:27,364 --> 00:20:29,264
No, it-it's really not.
497
00:20:32,627 --> 00:20:35,219
So, what, your mind is just made up?
498
00:20:35,404 --> 00:20:38,463
You're not even gonna talk about this?
499
00:20:38,556 --> 00:20:39,722
This is me talking about it,
500
00:20:39,741 --> 00:20:41,724
and I'm just telling
you that I've decided
501
00:20:41,743 --> 00:20:43,985
that this is what's best for both of us.
502
00:20:44,137 --> 00:20:46,246
W... Oh, wow. I'm so... I'm so glad
503
00:20:46,397 --> 00:20:49,416
that you have figured
out what is best for me.
504
00:20:49,567 --> 00:20:50,583
Thank you so much.
505
00:20:50,735 --> 00:20:52,794
- Okay, Max, you don't have...
- Whatever.
506
00:20:57,834 --> 00:20:59,116
(DOOR OPENS)
507
00:20:59,118 --> 00:21:01,428
This is what's best for me.
508
00:21:03,173 --> 00:21:05,080
("POISON" BY BELL BIV DEVOE PLAYING)
509
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? That girl is poison ?
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? Never trust a big butt and a smile ?
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? That girl is poison ?
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? Poison ?
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? If I were you ?
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? I'd take precaution ?
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? Before I start to meet a fly girl ?
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? You know, 'cause in some portions. ?
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