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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SNIFFING)
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Ew! P.U.!
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Of all the disgusting...
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(LAUGHING)
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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-(CAR HORN HONKS)
-(coNTINuEs LAucHINc)
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Hey!
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Look out, you crazy...
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(BoTH LAUGHING)
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(LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)
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Ouch!
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Rough night oF crime-fighting, sir?
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Vey.
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Well, you'll be happy to know
l've drawn you a bath.
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Whenever you're ready.
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What's the deal, Alfred?
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l said l ''drew'' you a bath, sir.
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April Fool's.
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Vey funny, Alfred.
l guess l'll just take a shower.
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Not a funny bone in his entire body.
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Alfred, hit the radio, would you?
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Right away, sir.
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RfPORTfR: rram�c is at a standstill
on the Gotham expressway
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where a trailerfull oF eggs
has overturned. This just �n.
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'__!__/_'_P!___"______9i_"___:�__g
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a series oF near-fatal acc�dents
along the rive_ront.
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lnitiaI reports indieate
that hundreds or Gothamites
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have inexpl�cably begun act�ng
l�ke total laughing fools.
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More details as they become available.
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Sounds like a rather
dirty April Fools' prank.
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Sounds like the Joker.
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REPORTER: (OVER RADlO) _t th�s hour,
Gotham tity �s in the grip of insan�ty.
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Eveywhere, people
are turn�ng into lunatics.
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The latest reports say that the wave
of foolish hysteria
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is moving down 7th Avenue towards...
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Towards the financiaI district.
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(REPoRTER LAUGHING)
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That's my cue.
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JOKER: Uh-huh. Hmm...
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(CHUCKLES) Perfect.
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Now, everybody,
remember where we parked.
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When the going gets tough,
the tough go shopping.
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(BoTH LAUGHING)
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(ALL LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)
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(LAUGHING CoNTINUES)
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Who says crime doesn't pay?
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Now, this is what l call
a sidewalk sale.
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(DEVICE WHIRRING)
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AUTOMATED VOlCE:
Airborne gas emanat�ng
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from rive_ront district.
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Analysis, lengthy exposure to the gas
will result �n permanent insan�ty.
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BATMAN: Alfred, l left
the hex key upstairs in the den.
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Would you bring it down?
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ALFRED: Oh, go fetch it yourself.
(BLowINc RAspBERRIEs)
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Very funny, Alfred,
but l've no time to play.
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(GLASS BREAKING)
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Alfred? Alfred!
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(ALFRED LAUGHING IN DISTANCE)
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Just a little spring cleaning, sir.
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(ALFRED CoNTINUES LAUGHING)
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(CoUGHING)
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The gas!
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(INHALES)
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Oh!
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(VASE SHMERS)
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l believe l've contracted
a giant case oF the giggles.
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AUTOMATED VOlCE:
Lengthy exposure to the gas
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will result �n permanent insanity.
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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REPORTER: Okay, let's shoot it.
This place is giving me the creeps.
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l'm here in downtown Gotham
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where corporate CEOs
have gone stark raving mad.
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lt would appear that the collapse
of the stock market is now imminent.
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The question �s,
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Will April Fools' Day mark the end
of Gotham C�ty as we know it?
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The only things gaining now
are the laughing stocks.
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(LAUGHS)
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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(GRUMBLES)
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(JoKER GRoANING)
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Huh? Ah!
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(YELPS)
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(GRoANS)
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(BEEPING)
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Look who's come to trash the place.
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A fitting setting for you, Joker.
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Ooh, l iust love to get down and dirty.
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Okay, boys,
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it's playtime!
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HENCHMAN 1 : It's about time.
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HENCHMAN 2: What are we waiting for?
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(SCREAMING)
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(YELLS)
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Batman, you're a real party pooper.
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Why don't you take your mask off
and have a few laughs?
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(LAUGHING)
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Cut the clowning, Joker.
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(ENGINE REVVING)
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Get him.
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(BmMAN GRoANS)
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(ARMS WHIRRING MECHANICALLY)
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Tsk-tsk. You shouldn't have made
Captain Clown mad.
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Time to take out the garbage!
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(PANTING)
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l iust love these new liploc seals.
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We wouldn't want our little
caged rodent to su Ffocate,
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so we'll iust punch some air holes.
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(LAUGHING)
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Okay, Captain, give it the old heave-ho.
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Oops! Looks like our air holes
are water holes too.
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What a shame!
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(LAUGHING CoNTINUES)
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l never knew Batman could sink so low.
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Well, Captain, this could be the start
of a beautiful friendship.
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(LAUGHING)
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(BREmHING HEAVILY)
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(INHALES DEEPLY)
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(DEVICE CHIRPS)
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(BEEPING)
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(PANTING)
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You want to play dirty, Joker?
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Get ready, boys. Here it comes.
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This will give those April fools
a lot more smiles per gallon. (LAUGHS)
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(BoTH GRoAN)
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What are you fools... Batman!
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(GRUNTING)
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(GRoANS)
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(GRoANS AND BREmHES HEAVILY)
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(LAUGHING)
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(GRUMBLING)
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(LAUGHING)
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(WHIRRING)
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JOKER: Hey, Batman!
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Looks like Captain Clown
is really getting attached to you.
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(STRAINING)
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(BmMAN GRUNTING)
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(SIGHS)
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(GRUNTS)
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You killed Captain Clown.
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You killed Captain Clown!
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Just for that, Batman...
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(GRoANS)
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Hey, Batman,
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you stink so bad
l can smell you From here!
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P.U.!
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Pyew, pyew, pyew!
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(GRUNTING)
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(GASPS)
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(LAUGHING)
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Yee-haw!
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(GASPS)
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Justice is served hot, Batman!
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You're going to melt
just like a grilled cheese sandwich.
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(BELL RINGING)
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(JoKER EXCLAIMS)
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Justice will be served, Joker.
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Service with a smile?
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Clean up your act, Joker.
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Oh, that's a ioke, right?
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Batman finally told a ioke.
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(LAUGHING)
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(GASPS)
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(SCREAMING)
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Batman! You wouldn't let me fry,
would you?
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Batman!
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l've taken eight showers
and l still feel soiled.
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Ugh! l've never seen so much garbage.
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What's wrong, Alfred?
Aren't you feeling better?
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''What's wrong '' sir?
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l destroy a priceless Ming vase,
and you ask me what's wrong?
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Don't worry about it.
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l'll iust take it out of your salary
for the next couple of years.
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Very well, sir.
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AIFred.
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April Fool's. (LAUGHS)
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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