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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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lNMmES: (SINGING)
Jingle 8ells, Jingle Bells
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Jingle all the way
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Oh, what fun �t is to r�de
In a one horse open slay, hey!
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Jingle Bells, Batman smells
ftobin laid an egg
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The Batmobile lost a wheel
And the Joker got away!
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(JoKER CACKLING)
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Cra5hing through the rooF
In a one-horse open tree
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Busting out l go
Laugh�ng all the wheeeee!
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(JoKER LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
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ROBIN: Come on, Batman,
it's Christmas Eve.
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Let's kick back and get into the spirit.
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BATMAN: The Joker's escaped
From Arkham Asylum, Robin.
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And you really think he's gonna
make his move on Christmas Eve?
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Even scum spend the holidays
with their families.
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BATMAN: He has no family.
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Okay, l'll make a deal with you.
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lf we go out on patrol, and Gotham
is quiet with no sign of the Joker,
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we come back here, have Christmas dinner
and watch It's a WonderFul LiFe.
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You know, l've never seen that.
l could never get past the title.
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lt's a deal, then?
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Deal.
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(JAZZY CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYING)
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(BELL RINGING)
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(CoINS CLINK)
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Doesn't it warm your heart to see
everyone in the spirit of Christmas?
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Bah Humbug to you, too.
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You iust can't believe
there's no use for us for one night.
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There.
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Hey, lady, hold up.
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You dropped this package
a couple blocks back.
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Oh, it's for my grandson.
Thanks so much.
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Mery Christmas.
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Now can we go home?
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He could give lessons
to Scrooge.
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ALFRED: The Christmas goose
will be ready shortly.
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You know, we really should've done
one more sweep oF the city.
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Nowiust relax, Bruce.
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You're gonna love It's a Wondemul LiFe.
It's a great movie.
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lt's not relentlessly cheerful, is it?
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DICK: No, it's about how much
of a di Fference
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one man can make to a city.
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Sound familiar?
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(CHRISTMAS CARoL PLAYING)
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Uh, wrong channel.
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Some kind of Christmas special.
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ANNOUNCER: It's a Wonderful Life
wiIl not be seen this year.
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ln its place is the Follow�ng.
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Joker here.
Greetings, Gotham, and mery Christmas.
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l hope you're watching, Batman.
This one's for you.
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(CACKLING)
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(PEDESTRIANS SCREAMING)
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JOKER:
Live from Gotham tity,
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the show that nobody wants to see
but everyone wiJ( wateh.
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Yes, �t's Christmas with the Joker!
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And now, let's welcome our host,
the tlown Pr�nce of Crime,
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the Joker!
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(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
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Greetings from Gotham City.
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And welcome to the First annual
Christmas with the Joker.
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(APPLAUDING CoNTINUES)
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Oh, thank you, thank you.
rhank you very much.
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(JoKER CHUCKLES)
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Have l got a show for you tonight.
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lt's loaded with surprises
and mystey guests and Christmas jeer.
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ROBIN: Well, Batman,
you were sure right about the Joker.
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Any leads?
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l've accessed Gotham's
electrical mainframe.
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And l'm zeroing in on the power surges
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to pinpoint the location
of Joker's broadcast signal.
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-(BEEPING)
-That's it.
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l don't know, Batman, it seems too easy.
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BATMAN: It's never easy with the Joker.
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Oh, Batman, l hope you're watching
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'cause l've got
a vey special surprise foryou.
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Rumor has it, Christmas is a time
to share with Family.
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
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And since l don't have one of my own...
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AUDIENCE: Aww!
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l decided to steal one.
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
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And here they are,
the awful Lawful family.
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Aren't they just the cutest
family you've ever seen?
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lt's never easy with the Joker.
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Meet Daddy Lawful.
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You diseased maniac! l'll_-
(muFFLED sHouTINc)
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Hmm.
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Looks like l'll have to teach
Daddy some manners.
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And here's Mommy Lawful.
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(GASPS) Help!
Somebody please help us. We--
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(MUFFLED SCREAMS)
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Ho, ho, ho. Isn't she iolly?
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And here we have little Baby Lawful.
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Coochie, coochie, coo.
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When l get my hands on you,
l'll rip your--
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(MUFFLED SPEAKING)
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l'll bet Batman wishes
he had a familyjust like mine.
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Personally, l think
relatives are a bore,
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so Batman can have them
if he can find them by midnight.
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(AUDIENCE GASPS)
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Otherwise...
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(IMITmES THRom SLlnING)
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(JoKER CACKLING)
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Hold tight, we're almost there.
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H�, l'm Lamy,
Joker's heIpfu) littIe el_.
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l'm here to present Batman
with a very special Christmas surprise.
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Uh-oh, here it comes.
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Gee, Joker, it's sure nice of you
to get Bat Breath a present.
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Ho, ho, l'm iust that kind of guy.
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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lt's an exact replica of Gotham City.
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lt has everything,
even trains and bridges.
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Bridges? l iust love blowing up bridges.
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Well, in that case,
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let's go live to Donner and Blitzen
at the President's Bridge.
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Greetings, Donner.
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How about singing us a merry tune
while you blow up the bridge?
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Sure, boss.
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(SINGING) J�ngle Bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
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That was great!
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The fun has just begun.
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The 11:30 train
will be aIong any minute.
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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We've gotta stop that train.
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(MUFFLED SCREAMING)
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Oh, look, Laffy, Mommy Lamul
has something to say.
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What's up, Mommy?
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My mother's on that train.
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Your mother?
Well, that's different, then.
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Yeah, it'll be even
more exciting when it crashes.
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(LAUGHS MoCKINGLY)
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You uncouple the passenger cars.
l'll get the engineer.
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(METAL CREAKING)
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The bridge is out. Come on.
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Bah Humbug.
l hate Batman and Robin.
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Then let's get rid of them.
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Oh, boy, let's build a snowman.
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(CACKLING)
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We've isolated
the Joker's broadcast signal.
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lt's coming from the observatory
on Mount Gotham.
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BATMAN: There, the radar antenna.
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ROBIN: What's that?
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Careful, Robin. l'm sure there's
more to this than meets the eye.
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(RUSTLING)
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JOKfR: Merry Christmas, Batman.
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l'm so glad you couldio�n us.
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What's your game, Joker?
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_OKfR: Oh, �ust a little holiday
enterta�nment, Batman.
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l'm sure all the folks at home will
enjoy sharing this special occasion.
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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
l�ve from the top of Mount Gotham,
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the death of Batman.
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When you care enough
to send the very blast.
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We'll return in just a moment,
but first a word from our sponsor.
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Robin, try and get inside
the observatory.
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l'll draw its fire.
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Whoops. Looks like we're experiencing
technical difficulty.
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But don't worry, folks,
we're still on the air.
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Oh, no! Our cannon seems
to be out of eontrol.
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Gotham City could be in serious danger.
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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(PEoPLE SCREAMING)
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(JoKERS CACKLING)
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Batman, Robin here.
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Robin, Operation Cause and Effect.
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Gotcha.
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Batman?
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l'm fine. But we're not any closer
to finding Joker's hideout.
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What's our next move?
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To be quite honest, l don't know.
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Batman, it's almost midnight.
We have to do something.
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lt's up to the Joker now.
Only a miracle can save the hostages.
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JOKfR: Arrgh! Where'5 that Bat fella?
And that Rob�n fe(la?
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Ooh, they're gonna spoiI my Christmas.
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What'5 the matter? Can't they figure
anything out? Time's up.
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l'm rubbing everybody out at midnight.
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_,_'�__ _m __p____
t_Y_^_!__m_!flg_\code(0144)' '3o
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Let's n0t keep Mommy Law Ful wa�t�ng.
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Too bad Batman is such a party pooper.
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Maybe he doesn't know how to get here.
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All dressed up w�th nowhere to go.
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Well, l wonder what Mommy Lawful
is getting for Christmas.
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Ooh! The suspense is killing me.
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ls it? Can it be? Oh, yes!
It's a Betty Blooper doll.
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And what do Better Blooper dolls do?
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Why, you just wind them up...
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And they wreak havoc on Gotham City.
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(CACKLING)
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l haven't seen
one oF those dolls in years.
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They don't make dolls like that anymore,
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not since the Laffco toy factory
went out of business 14 years ago.
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Third and Main, downtown.
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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Look sharp, Robin.
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(LAUGHING)
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(CLASSICAL CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYING)
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Where's that music coming from?
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Good question.
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(CACKLING)
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BATMAN: Look out!
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Stand ready. More on the way.
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Stand clear, Robin.
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They don't call you
''Batman'' for nothing.
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(GUN CoCKS)
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Snipers!
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Where'd he go?
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There he is.
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0___4_
o__, t_?mG.__"jm_
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Look out!
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BOTH: Whoa!
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_f00Y: l love you vey much.
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Keep your eyes open For the Joker.
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l'll save you the trouble, Batman.
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Come and get your Christmas present,
or the kiddies get it.
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Let them go, Joker. It's me you want.
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Mery Christmas, Batman.
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Well, go on, open it.
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Don't do it, Batman!
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Easy, Robin.
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(JoKER CACKLING)
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JOKER: Oh, l can't stand it.
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Robin, take care of 'em.
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(JoKER GRoANS)
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(JoKER LAUGHS)
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Run, run as fast as you can.
You'll not catch me, l'm the Joker man.
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(JoKER YELPING)
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(GASPS)
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Mery Christmas, Joker.
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Bah Humbug.
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lt was nice of Commissioner Gordon
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to give you that recording
oq It's a Wonde_ul Life.
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And it is a wonderFul life.
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lt has its moments.
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(BELL ToLLING)
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(CHRISTMAS CARoL PLAYING)
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(SINGING)
Don we now our gay apparel
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Fa-(a-(a, la-la-la, Ia-Ia-Ia
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(CACKLING)
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Mery Christmas.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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