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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:46,634 --> 00:00:48,333 Help! 2 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:12,342 To understand how I found myself in the trunk 3 00:03:12,384 --> 00:03:15,433 of this car, you have to back to my childhood. 4 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:17,800 That's pretty Michael. 5 00:03:17,867 --> 00:03:19,233 It is a butterfly. 6 00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:21,266 Very nice. 7 00:03:21,333 --> 00:03:24,667 Isn't that beautiful Hilary. 8 00:03:24,734 --> 00:03:26,600 It's a pine tree. 9 00:03:26,667 --> 00:03:28,667 Lovely. 10 00:03:29,700 --> 00:03:32,900 That's... interesting, Charlotte. 11 00:03:32,967 --> 00:03:37,900 It's a pride of lions ripping the intestines out of a wildebeest. 12 00:03:42,266 --> 00:03:45,934 From an early age I had issues with hostility. 13 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:50,066 Charlotte, what do you see? 14 00:03:50,133 --> 00:03:53,800 A bald eagle shot in the head with an arrow. 15 00:03:53,867 --> 00:03:55,667 Okay. 16 00:03:57,333 --> 00:03:58,734 What do you see now? 17 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:03,533 A condemned killer in an electric chair. 18 00:04:08,433 --> 00:04:13,333 Charlotte, clearly we have some things to work on. 19 00:04:15,934 --> 00:04:19,100 Okay, tell me about the dream. 20 00:04:19,166 --> 00:04:21,900 I'm swimming with a family of pythons. 21 00:04:21,967 --> 00:04:25,700 Except each one of them is speaking Latin. 22 00:04:25,767 --> 00:04:27,758 And they keep trying to tell me that they wanna... 23 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:31,500 The river that we are swimming on is covered with these... 24 00:04:31,567 --> 00:04:34,353 these jelly donuts. But... But I can't 25 00:04:34,395 --> 00:04:37,567 understand them because I don't speak Latin. 26 00:04:37,634 --> 00:04:40,967 So I'm thinking, he's going to love this jelly donut. 27 00:04:41,033 --> 00:04:46,000 I reach out, I open his mouth, I shove it down his throat... 28 00:04:46,066 --> 00:04:50,300 And... He swallows it, and he dies! 29 00:04:51,867 --> 00:04:54,500 And then, I wake up. 30 00:04:54,567 --> 00:04:57,700 You're making this shit up. 31 00:04:57,767 --> 00:05:00,533 My therapist suggested that I keep a journal. 32 00:05:02,767 --> 00:05:06,266 But, my lack of writing ability didn't make it too productive. 33 00:05:06,700 --> 00:05:09,834 I love the smell of napalm in the morning! 34 00:05:34,300 --> 00:05:39,567 The baked beans are five for two ninety nine! 35 00:05:39,634 --> 00:05:45,033 The creamed corn is six for three ninety nine! 36 00:05:45,100 --> 00:05:50,500 And the broccoli is three for one ninety nine! 37 00:05:50,567 --> 00:05:54,000 But only until Wednesday! 38 00:05:54,066 --> 00:05:58,200 Dust every can thoroughly. 39 00:05:58,266 --> 00:06:03,767 And make sure that all of the labels are clean and visible.. 40 00:06:04,667 --> 00:06:07,500 Wait!, uh... How much is the creamed corn again? 41 00:06:07,567 --> 00:06:13,166 Oh swell, another brain surgeon. 42 00:06:13,233 --> 00:06:18,967 Just read... the price-chart, Dolly! 43 00:06:20,467 --> 00:06:22,100 Yes, Mister Button. 44 00:06:22,166 --> 00:06:25,367 And if you're the one who's been stealing the cinnamon coffee cake... 45 00:06:25,433 --> 00:06:28,533 I'll sling your boney ass! 46 00:06:30,533 --> 00:06:34,066 Yes... Mister Button. 47 00:06:40,967 --> 00:06:42,600 That's when it hit me! 48 00:06:42,667 --> 00:06:45,734 The true purpose for my journal. 49 00:06:51,667 --> 00:06:57,900 "People... I wish... were dead" 50 00:06:57,967 --> 00:06:59,834 Number one: 51 00:06:59,900 --> 00:07:03,500 Mister... Button! 52 00:07:10,066 --> 00:07:14,000 It really did help with my hostility. 53 00:07:16,300 --> 00:07:20,033 So, that was sex? 54 00:07:21,667 --> 00:07:24,967 Shut up! I'm watching "The Real World of Duluth." 55 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,934 Number two: 56 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,100 Scott... 57 00:07:41,867 --> 00:07:43,166 How do you spell your last name? 58 00:07:43,233 --> 00:07:46,100 I said, shut up! 59 00:08:05,867 --> 00:08:10,700 In college I met my first love: Chad. 60 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:19,400 What's your name, sweet ass? 61 00:08:19,467 --> 00:08:20,800 Charlotte. 62 00:08:23,100 --> 00:08:24,600 - I'm good. - I'm good. 63 00:08:24,667 --> 00:08:26,634 You're okay? -I'm great, yeah. 64 00:08:28,133 --> 00:08:32,033 Initially, the attraction was purely physical. 65 00:08:37,533 --> 00:08:39,066 Yeah! 66 00:08:41,233 --> 00:08:42,934 Open the jam. 67 00:08:47,867 --> 00:08:50,233 Honey, did you finish Philosophy essay? 68 00:08:50,300 --> 00:08:51,333 Oh yeah. 69 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:53,000 What about my Econ take home? 70 00:08:53,066 --> 00:08:54,300 Right here. 71 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:56,900 Nice! Well then I'm done. 72 00:08:56,967 --> 00:08:58,700 Sweet. Thanks for doing that. 73 00:08:58,767 --> 00:09:01,400 You are welcome. -Love you. 74 00:09:01,467 --> 00:09:03,667 Love you too. 75 00:09:14,734 --> 00:09:18,166 After college we moved in together. 76 00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:38,467 Honey, I needed a place to hang my jersey, so... 77 00:09:38,533 --> 00:09:41,500 I took down the portrait of your family. You don't mind, do you? 78 00:09:41,567 --> 00:09:44,100 No honey, that's fine. 79 00:09:44,166 --> 00:09:47,467 Chad pursued his dream of becoming an actor. 80 00:09:47,533 --> 00:09:52,500 Pyramix Spray, it soothes that burning sting of jock itch. 81 00:09:52,567 --> 00:09:56,734 Great. Now say it like your balls are dipped in sulfuric acid. 82 00:09:59,567 --> 00:10:01,800 And I supported him. 83 00:10:01,867 --> 00:10:03,967 Damn it! 84 00:10:04,033 --> 00:10:05,734 Son of a bitch! 85 00:10:08,066 --> 00:10:10,433 Global Talent Agency, Mr. Welle's office 86 00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:12,000 Damn it, Charlene! 87 00:10:12,066 --> 00:10:14,600 This latte is completely foam! please hold. 88 00:10:14,667 --> 00:10:16,700 Uh... It's Charlotte Mister Weller. 89 00:10:16,767 --> 00:10:20,073 Now, am I on heroin, or did I not specifically ask 90 00:10:20,115 --> 00:10:23,266 you to significantly reduce the amount of foam. 91 00:10:23,333 --> 00:10:25,367 Yes, Mister Weller. 92 00:10:25,433 --> 00:10:27,970 How can I be expected to operate effectively 93 00:10:28,012 --> 00:10:30,133 when I'm surrounded by incompetence? 94 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,367 Hello... 95 00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:35,300 Hello? 96 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:48,100 Number... three. 97 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:08,200 Did you pay the rent today, honey? 98 00:11:08,266 --> 00:11:10,433 Yes, honey. 99 00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:14,800 Did you buy me some of that raspberry pineapple sherbet? 100 00:11:14,867 --> 00:11:16,367 Honey? 101 00:11:16,433 --> 00:11:18,500 Yes, honey. 102 00:11:18,567 --> 00:11:22,100 Well, can I have some please?...Honey. 103 00:11:22,166 --> 00:11:23,367 Yes, honey. 104 00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:25,233 Thank you. 105 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,834 What? 106 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:34,700 Here you go. -Thanks baby. Love ya. 107 00:11:34,767 --> 00:11:36,333 Love you too. 108 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:40,033 These chicks are crazy. 109 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:51,967 Until Chad got his big break 110 00:11:54,634 --> 00:11:56,533 So, how'd it go? 111 00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:58,634 So... I got it! 112 00:11:58,700 --> 00:11:59,700 Oh my God! 113 00:12:00,934 --> 00:12:03,266 Can you believe it? 114 00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:05,200 Right? 115 00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:08,233 Doctor Blade Shamrock 116 00:12:08,300 --> 00:12:12,867 He was Doctor Blade Shamrock on "The Beautiful and the Vain". 117 00:12:12,934 --> 00:12:14,200 Mrs. Pontingfrench? 118 00:12:14,266 --> 00:12:15,433 Yes. 119 00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:18,867 I'm afraid your son has Hyper Tyfectimone syndrome. 120 00:12:18,934 --> 00:12:23,467 It's a rare neurological virus that causes the patient's gender to change 121 00:12:23,533 --> 00:12:25,967 Well, what can I do? 122 00:12:26,033 --> 00:12:29,100 Well, I could consider buying him a new wardrobe. 123 00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:30,967 I'm truly sorry. 124 00:12:33,367 --> 00:12:34,467 Hang in there. 125 00:12:34,533 --> 00:12:35,934 Ha? What'd you think? 126 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,367 Honey, I'm so proud of you. 127 00:12:37,433 --> 00:12:39,467 Oh, thanks babe. 128 00:12:39,533 --> 00:12:41,233 Love you. 129 00:12:43,266 --> 00:12:45,033 Love you too. 130 00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:49,266 Oh, that is good. 131 00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:52,400 I think I'll have another for the good doctor. 132 00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:54,367 Oh yeah. 133 00:12:55,533 --> 00:12:57,967 Soon followed the axe 134 00:13:03,767 --> 00:13:07,266 Charlotte... 135 00:13:07,333 --> 00:13:10,500 When two trees are growing side by side. 136 00:13:10,567 --> 00:13:15,266 Often times their roots will, you know... strangle each other. 137 00:13:15,333 --> 00:13:18,166 And in order to save those trees... 138 00:13:18,233 --> 00:13:22,133 sometimes park rangers will up root them and 139 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:25,667 move them to separate parts of the forest. 140 00:13:25,734 --> 00:13:29,500 Now, I think... 141 00:13:29,567 --> 00:13:36,133 that you and I could use some time to grow our roots. 142 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:39,033 In separate parts of the forest. 143 00:13:48,700 --> 00:13:51,100 Number four... 144 00:13:53,734 --> 00:13:55,800 You know what I'm saying? 145 00:13:55,867 --> 00:13:58,000 Here you go! 146 00:13:58,066 --> 00:13:58,700 Ohh... 147 00:13:58,767 --> 00:14:01,000 Enjoy your meal! 148 00:14:04,533 --> 00:14:07,400 Can't stop us from having a nice dinner, though. 149 00:14:08,700 --> 00:14:10,934 Hang on Charlotte 150 00:14:17,834 --> 00:14:20,200 And here comes Chad Peterson. 151 00:14:20,266 --> 00:14:23,634 Up this year for his first daytime soap nomination... 152 00:14:23,700 --> 00:14:28,033 as Blade Shamrock on "The Young and the Vain." 153 00:14:30,967 --> 00:14:37,133 Accompanying Chad is his live in girlfriend the ravishing super model; Vasheka. 154 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:39,500 Vasheka? 155 00:14:39,567 --> 00:14:41,467 That's not a name it's an STD. 156 00:14:41,533 --> 00:14:44,300 Rumor has it they're talking marriage. 157 00:15:11,934 --> 00:15:13,266 Mrs. Sheehan! 158 00:15:13,333 --> 00:15:15,667 Would you please shut that little hair ball up? 159 00:15:15,734 --> 00:15:18,934 Before I put it through my blender and use it as chum for attracting sharks! 160 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,000 Oh my Lord! 161 00:15:21,066 --> 00:15:22,867 Don't worry Froot Loops 162 00:15:22,934 --> 00:15:27,634 Don't let the angry, lonely, angry lady, whose hot boyfriend just dumped her... 163 00:15:27,700 --> 00:15:32,200 because he was so far out of her league, scare you, sweetheart! 164 00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:35,700 Hah. 165 00:15:35,967 --> 00:15:39,200 Ew.. ahh! 166 00:15:44,266 --> 00:15:46,700 Ah.. 167 00:15:46,767 --> 00:15:48,734 What'cha got here? 168 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:50,867 "Casablanca"... 169 00:15:50,934 --> 00:15:54,567 "Love Story", "When Harry met Sally" 170 00:15:54,634 --> 00:15:58,834 If your life were a film, would it be titled, "Romantic Witness"? 171 00:15:58,900 --> 00:16:02,300 Just give me the DVD's... Wick. 172 00:16:03,967 --> 00:16:04,867 Hmmm... 173 00:16:04,934 --> 00:16:07,834 What?...wow! 174 00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:08,725 What? 175 00:16:08,767 --> 00:16:11,367 I think you qualify for our frequent flier program. 176 00:16:11,433 --> 00:16:13,400 Seventy five rentals in one week. 177 00:16:13,467 --> 00:16:16,300 And you get to own your own franchise!...ha 178 00:16:20,900 --> 00:16:22,333 Naw. 179 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:27,166 Enjoy. 180 00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:29,567 Do you smell poop? 181 00:16:29,634 --> 00:16:31,600 I smell poopy. 182 00:16:33,533 --> 00:16:35,646 In other news there was a six point 183 00:16:35,688 --> 00:16:38,166 five earthquake centered today in Hollywood. 184 00:16:38,233 --> 00:16:40,266 And now, on to the weather. 185 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:43,033 Well, hidy-ho and a hello out there in toyland, folks. 186 00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:46,400 Our wild, wacky, one day forecast calls for out Southern California weather... 187 00:16:46,467 --> 00:16:49,916 to drop a whopping two degrees, from eighty 188 00:16:49,958 --> 00:16:53,767 four to eighty two. Brrr... Back to you, toots. 189 00:16:53,834 --> 00:16:55,467 It's Carlee. 190 00:16:55,533 --> 00:17:00,166 He is such a cheese ball... Right? 191 00:17:00,233 --> 00:17:03,200 When it's right, you just know it. 192 00:17:03,266 --> 00:17:06,634 Thanks to ConnectYouAndMe.com, we know it. 193 00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:08,233 Forever. 194 00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:10,233 Forever. 195 00:17:15,767 --> 00:17:17,734 Huh. 196 00:17:21,266 --> 00:17:25,100 Do you remember my friend Karen Anderson's daughter, Angie? 197 00:17:25,166 --> 00:17:28,300 Huh... Yes? 198 00:17:28,367 --> 00:17:31,934 She just had her... third child! 199 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,533 And she is two years younger than you. 200 00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:37,333 Umm... Must you catalog your friend's children's fetuses? 201 00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:40,333 I'm just staring down the gun barrel 202 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:42,600 of a grandchild-less old age. 203 00:17:42,667 --> 00:17:44,667 I'm dating! Back off. 204 00:17:44,734 --> 00:17:45,600 Really? 205 00:17:45,667 --> 00:17:47,100 Um-hmm. 206 00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:49,066 Online. -what? 207 00:17:49,133 --> 00:17:52,300 Are you in the market for some guy who looks like Danny Devito... 208 00:17:52,367 --> 00:17:55,100 who lives in his car and eats human flesh? 209 00:17:55,166 --> 00:17:57,834 Way to keep an open mind, mom. 210 00:17:57,900 --> 00:17:59,567 Honey, do you have mace? -No. 211 00:17:59,634 --> 00:18:01,266 Pepper spray? -No. 212 00:18:01,333 --> 00:18:04,000 Wha... A Taser Gun? -Mother! 213 00:18:04,066 --> 00:18:06,033 My first Internet date... 214 00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:07,734 wasn't all I'd hoped for. 215 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:11,734 Oh I need it! there you go. 216 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:14,567 Oh!, Mom, loves sushi. 217 00:18:14,634 --> 00:18:16,834 No, I don't. 218 00:18:16,900 --> 00:18:18,600 She talks about it all the time. 219 00:18:18,667 --> 00:18:22,133 They can make the ultimate compact car, but they can't cook their fish. 220 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,333 She's always trying to eat healthy. 221 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:25,800 Riddled with parasites. 222 00:18:25,867 --> 00:18:29,834 She's never really one to turn down something new, you know. 223 00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,500 I keep looking for a hook. 224 00:18:31,567 --> 00:18:33,000 She's my mom. 225 00:18:33,066 --> 00:18:35,133 That's right dear. 226 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:38,500 Thank you. You know I still feel so gosh darn lucky, you know... 227 00:18:38,567 --> 00:18:40,200 'Cause she's my best friend and... 228 00:18:40,266 --> 00:18:42,000 Oh!, last week we went camping 229 00:18:42,066 --> 00:18:44,767 And she had the time of her life. 230 00:18:44,834 --> 00:18:49,033 Lost a pint of blood to mosquitoes and fell off a cliff. 231 00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:52,467 How many guys do you know who can go camping with their mom? 232 00:18:52,533 --> 00:18:54,233 Not many. 233 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,934 Came within inches of being a paraplegic. 234 00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:01,567 I would have to say that hanging out with my mom is my favorite thing to do. 235 00:19:01,634 --> 00:19:02,634 Totally! 236 00:19:02,700 --> 00:19:05,300 We just love each other's company. You know? 237 00:19:05,367 --> 00:19:08,567 The rash on my thigh is incurable. 238 00:19:08,634 --> 00:19:11,433 The second date was an equal disappointment. 239 00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:13,667 Yeee-Haw! 240 00:19:13,734 --> 00:19:14,400 Whoo! 241 00:19:14,467 --> 00:19:17,300 That is right, baby!, Whoo! 242 00:19:17,367 --> 00:19:19,333 How you like Billy Jean? 243 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:20,166 Who? 244 00:19:20,233 --> 00:19:21,233 My truck. 245 00:19:21,266 --> 00:19:23,400 I named her Billy Jean. 246 00:19:23,467 --> 00:19:24,800 Ah... 247 00:19:24,867 --> 00:19:28,533 Very big, I suppose for this road, which is... very small! 248 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:30,967 Oh, Billy Jean can handle any road. 249 00:19:31,033 --> 00:19:34,367 She is strong, yet sleek, 250 00:19:34,433 --> 00:19:39,266 Powerful, yet sensitive. 251 00:19:39,333 --> 00:19:40,767 Oh... watch this! 252 00:19:40,834 --> 00:19:43,634 Whoo-Haah! 253 00:19:43,700 --> 00:19:45,567 Whoo!! 254 00:19:49,900 --> 00:19:52,333 Yeah! 255 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:53,767 Do you have any Dramamine? 256 00:19:53,834 --> 00:19:55,834 No, why? 257 00:19:57,433 --> 00:20:02,467 I was just about to retire from Internet dating when Lyle showed up. 258 00:20:30,900 --> 00:20:32,667 Charlotte? 259 00:20:32,734 --> 00:20:33,967 Yes? 260 00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:36,600 I'm Lyle Wilkes. 261 00:20:36,667 --> 00:20:37,834 Yeah? 262 00:20:37,900 --> 00:20:40,767 Not possible. 263 00:20:40,834 --> 00:20:42,333 Pardon me? 264 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:44,867 This is a hidden camera show, right? 265 00:20:44,934 --> 00:20:47,291 I mean, after I look all happy to meet you and you leave... 266 00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:50,420 So the real Lyle Wilkes can show up and he's 267 00:20:50,462 --> 00:20:53,800 my fat, drooling junior high wood shop teacher. 268 00:20:53,867 --> 00:20:55,233 No hidden camera. 269 00:20:55,300 --> 00:20:57,200 No wood shop. 270 00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:01,767 Charlotte Murphy. 271 00:21:01,834 --> 00:21:02,900 Nice to meet you. 272 00:21:02,967 --> 00:21:04,967 Likewise. May I sit? 273 00:21:05,033 --> 00:21:06,734 Please. 274 00:21:14,066 --> 00:21:15,700 So what do you do, Charlotte? 275 00:21:15,767 --> 00:21:19,600 Umm, I'm an assistant to a talent agent. 276 00:21:19,667 --> 00:21:20,433 How about you? 277 00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:23,467 Independent contractor. 278 00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:25,734 Oh. 279 00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:27,600 Your table's ready. 280 00:21:29,266 --> 00:21:31,600 I don't want to eat here. 281 00:21:31,667 --> 00:21:32,300 What? 282 00:21:32,367 --> 00:21:34,367 Let's go someplace else. 283 00:21:34,433 --> 00:21:36,500 But, you made the reservation. 284 00:21:36,567 --> 00:21:38,600 Suddenly I have a better idea. 285 00:21:38,667 --> 00:21:41,200 Ummm... 286 00:21:41,266 --> 00:21:44,934 Do you eat human flesh? 287 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,667 Only when I drink Tequila. 288 00:21:47,734 --> 00:21:49,100 Come on. 289 00:21:49,533 --> 00:21:52,266 We'll be going elsewhere. 290 00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:10,467 Did you know that, ah.. tacos... were originally invented for horse meat? 291 00:22:10,533 --> 00:22:13,900 No, oddly enough I did not know that. 292 00:22:13,967 --> 00:22:18,567 In the eighteen hundreds, the Mexican army used to eat horse meat with every meal. 293 00:22:18,634 --> 00:22:21,616 So I guess after a while it got a little boring, 294 00:22:21,658 --> 00:22:24,333 so they invented the taco, to jazz things up. 295 00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:27,900 If they were eating their horses, what would the ride into battle? 296 00:22:28,700 --> 00:22:30,900 Why do you think they lost Texas? 297 00:22:37,100 --> 00:22:40,400 Do you like the Huggable Beaver? 298 00:22:40,467 --> 00:22:42,867 Is that a sex question? 299 00:22:42,934 --> 00:22:48,266 The cartoon: Bilgy, "The Huggable Beaver." 300 00:22:48,333 --> 00:22:49,800 Oh my God! 301 00:22:49,867 --> 00:22:51,500 I love Bilgy! 302 00:22:51,567 --> 00:22:54,667 I thought I was the only person over ten who did. 303 00:23:11,834 --> 00:23:13,133 I did it. 304 00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:14,500 What? 305 00:23:14,567 --> 00:23:16,533 I met my primary life goal. 306 00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:21,533 I found a beautiful woman who loves the Huggable Beaver as much as I do. 307 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:24,033 I don't know about the beautiful part, but... 308 00:23:24,100 --> 00:23:27,567 I am undoubtedly all about the Huggable Beaver. 309 00:23:28,567 --> 00:23:33,166 - Wow, that came out wrong! - That came out perfect. 310 00:23:44,367 --> 00:23:47,100 Back to the grind. 311 00:23:52,166 --> 00:23:57,533 That month, we saw each other almost every day. 312 00:24:00,567 --> 00:24:02,433 We went to foreign films. 313 00:24:02,500 --> 00:24:05,000 So, what did the duck mean? 314 00:24:05,066 --> 00:24:06,100 I have no idea. 315 00:24:06,166 --> 00:24:09,300 Hey, what about that naked old guy on the trapeze? 316 00:24:09,367 --> 00:24:10,600 What was that all about? 317 00:24:10,667 --> 00:24:13,433 That one got by me too. 318 00:24:14,734 --> 00:24:17,166 We went to coffee houses. 319 00:24:17,233 --> 00:24:21,066 It's all the seer seeing, but a dream, but a dream. 320 00:24:33,333 --> 00:24:34,533 It's good. 321 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:37,934 Mmm... Mine too. 322 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,100 This place is great. 323 00:24:44,166 --> 00:24:47,200 Isn't it? 324 00:24:49,367 --> 00:24:51,233 This place sucks. -Completely! 325 00:24:51,300 --> 00:24:54,433 What is this? This is coffee my parents had this every morning. 326 00:24:54,500 --> 00:24:57,667 Goat cheese and caffeine what a combo! 327 00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:02,033 Let's go grab a beer. 328 00:25:02,100 --> 00:25:04,133 I heard that! 329 00:25:06,033 --> 00:25:07,734 And we went hiking! 330 00:25:16,834 --> 00:25:19,634 Beautiful day. -Oh! -What? 331 00:25:19,700 --> 00:25:22,767 This bush!...it made a rattling sound. 332 00:25:24,300 --> 00:25:27,367 Yeah, you are right. You probably don't wanna get near that bush, alright? 333 00:25:27,433 --> 00:25:29,100 Let's go over here. You're fine 334 00:25:29,166 --> 00:25:33,033 It's not gonna get you as long you don't jump on it. Let's go. 335 00:25:33,900 --> 00:25:35,934 We meshed. 336 00:25:44,467 --> 00:25:47,066 Don't worry Fruit Loops... 337 00:25:47,133 --> 00:25:50,333 they are going to Hell on a jet rocket. 338 00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:54,500 Ooh... these kids! 339 00:26:02,734 --> 00:26:04,300 Wow! 340 00:26:04,367 --> 00:26:06,066 I think I'm going to faint. 341 00:26:07,667 --> 00:26:09,967 It's a good thing you're lying down. 342 00:26:15,333 --> 00:26:20,200 So, ahh, what's that motion thing you were doing with your hips? 343 00:26:20,266 --> 00:26:22,934 Maori Indian mating ritual. 344 00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:26,767 Oh. 345 00:26:26,834 --> 00:26:29,533 I saw it on National Geographic. 346 00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:32,266 I love National Geographic. 347 00:26:32,333 --> 00:26:34,934 I'm a lifetime subscriber. 348 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,266 Lucky for me. 349 00:26:39,033 --> 00:26:41,467 Hey. -Yeah? 350 00:26:41,533 --> 00:26:43,900 I got you something. 351 00:26:44,967 --> 00:26:46,467 Oh, my God. 352 00:26:46,533 --> 00:26:48,500 Our pal, Bilgy. 353 00:26:48,567 --> 00:26:50,567 What... 354 00:26:50,634 --> 00:26:52,967 but... It's not my birthday! 355 00:26:53,033 --> 00:26:57,333 I know, but I just saw it, and it made me think of you. 356 00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:59,934 Oh, my God! 357 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,533 But... 358 00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:04,567 But.. I didn't... get you anything. 359 00:27:04,634 --> 00:27:06,900 So, get me something later. 360 00:27:09,667 --> 00:27:10,934 Thank you! 361 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,100 I love it! 362 00:27:12,166 --> 00:27:14,934 I love it, thank you! -You're welcome. 363 00:27:15,266 --> 00:27:20,600 So... I'm glad to see you're not a meatloaf. 364 00:27:20,667 --> 00:27:25,433 Actually, I met someone who's... pretty okay. 365 00:27:25,500 --> 00:27:26,867 Really? 366 00:27:26,934 --> 00:27:28,767 Uh-hmm 367 00:27:28,834 --> 00:27:30,367 Does he live in his car? 368 00:27:30,433 --> 00:27:32,967 Mom... noo! 369 00:27:34,033 --> 00:27:35,734 Does he look like Danny Devito? 370 00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:38,233 Ahh... not in the least! 371 00:27:38,300 --> 00:27:40,266 Oh... 372 00:27:40,333 --> 00:27:45,000 So... When do your father and I get to meet him? 373 00:27:45,066 --> 00:27:49,367 Ah... When monkeys colonize Mars. 374 00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:54,734 Okay. 375 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:57,200 I'm just gonna go to work, okay? 376 00:27:57,266 --> 00:27:59,567 I'll be back tonight. 377 00:27:59,634 --> 00:28:01,800 I'll miss you. 378 00:28:27,834 --> 00:28:29,834 Hey there. 379 00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:18,900 You gonna answer that? 380 00:29:23,533 --> 00:29:25,233 Wilkes Contracting. 381 00:29:25,300 --> 00:29:27,600 Hi, it's me. 382 00:29:27,667 --> 00:29:29,600 Hey, it's good to hear your voice. 383 00:29:29,667 --> 00:29:30,967 What are you doing? 384 00:29:31,567 --> 00:29:33,734 Ahh! 385 00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:36,066 Going on the tread mill. 386 00:29:37,533 --> 00:29:38,667 Oh. 387 00:29:38,734 --> 00:29:40,400 Is this a bad time? 388 00:29:40,467 --> 00:29:41,734 Not at all! 389 00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:44,433 Who ever is paying you! I'll double it!! 390 00:29:44,500 --> 00:29:45,533 What was that? 391 00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:47,767 Just the TV. 392 00:29:47,834 --> 00:29:50,500 So... I was thinking about you. 393 00:29:50,567 --> 00:29:51,843 So I thought I'd give you a call. 394 00:29:51,867 --> 00:29:54,800 Oh, I'm glad you did. 395 00:29:54,867 --> 00:29:56,634 Really? 396 00:29:56,700 --> 00:29:58,834 Absolutely. 397 00:29:58,900 --> 00:30:00,233 I was hoping you'd say that. 398 00:30:00,300 --> 00:30:01,800 Why wouldn't I? 399 00:30:06,967 --> 00:30:10,166 I don't know, I thought I might be bugging you. 400 00:30:10,233 --> 00:30:11,700 Weller's coming! 401 00:30:11,767 --> 00:30:14,066 Umm... I have to put you on hold. 402 00:30:14,133 --> 00:30:15,567 Okay! 403 00:30:23,066 --> 00:30:24,967 Hey, are you still there? 404 00:30:25,033 --> 00:30:28,400 Yeah! I'm still here. 405 00:30:28,467 --> 00:30:31,934 Wow, you're really getting a workout, huh? 406 00:30:32,767 --> 00:30:34,834 Augh! 407 00:30:38,166 --> 00:30:40,700 Nothing as important as cardio! 408 00:30:40,767 --> 00:30:42,233 Augh! 409 00:30:45,934 --> 00:30:48,100 You really keep that TV loud. 410 00:30:48,867 --> 00:30:50,667 Oh shit, I gotta go! 411 00:30:50,734 --> 00:30:51,800 Ahh hmm. 412 00:30:51,867 --> 00:30:53,133 Are you sure? 413 00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:55,367 Ah yeah, I'll see you later tonight, okay? 414 00:30:55,433 --> 00:30:57,133 Augh! 415 00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:58,033 Ahh! 416 00:30:58,200 --> 00:30:59,800 Aahh!! 417 00:31:00,734 --> 00:31:01,734 Augh! 418 00:31:03,700 --> 00:31:05,133 Ahh! Charlotte? 419 00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:06,533 Yeah? 420 00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:07,634 I love you. 421 00:31:07,700 --> 00:31:09,567 Huh? 422 00:31:09,634 --> 00:31:11,133 I love you too. 423 00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:11,967 Aahhh! 424 00:31:12,033 --> 00:31:14,166 I gotta go!...Bye. 425 00:32:09,834 --> 00:32:11,634 Wilkes Contracting. 426 00:32:11,700 --> 00:32:14,433 It's me again. Are you busy? 427 00:32:14,500 --> 00:32:19,967 No, I'm not at all. I just got off the treadmill. 428 00:32:20,033 --> 00:32:26,367 So... when you said love, did you mean "love," "love"? 429 00:32:26,433 --> 00:32:28,734 Or just love? 430 00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:30,600 I'm not sure I understand the question. 431 00:32:30,667 --> 00:32:33,834 What I mean is, when you said, "I love you." 432 00:32:33,900 --> 00:32:37,567 Did you say it because was like a great way to end a phone conversation? 433 00:32:37,634 --> 00:32:43,467 Or because you really, genuinely, for sure, love me? 434 00:32:43,533 --> 00:32:45,600 What are you waiting for? 435 00:32:45,667 --> 00:32:50,300 - Well, why did you say it? - Hey! I asked you first. 436 00:32:52,333 --> 00:32:53,634 Charleen!!? 437 00:32:53,700 --> 00:32:58,734 Well, uh... I said it because I genuinely love you. 438 00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:02,700 And I want to spend my foreseeable future with you. 439 00:33:02,767 --> 00:33:07,567 Get your ass over here! Or you'll be slinging on whores dot com. 440 00:33:07,634 --> 00:33:10,533 Gotta go!...Bye. 441 00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:12,066 Hello? Charlotte? 442 00:33:12,133 --> 00:33:13,433 Come on, lover boy! 443 00:33:13,500 --> 00:33:16,066 Hello? 444 00:33:16,133 --> 00:33:18,133 You don't have the guts!! 445 00:33:29,834 --> 00:33:31,700 Right away! 446 00:33:39,834 --> 00:33:41,867 Wilkes contracting. 447 00:33:41,934 --> 00:33:43,533 Am I bugging you yet? 448 00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:45,367 Hey, I was hoping you would call back. 449 00:33:45,433 --> 00:33:47,734 Ahh, Sorry it took me so long. 450 00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:49,400 My boss is... 451 00:33:49,467 --> 00:33:51,066 my boss. 452 00:33:51,133 --> 00:33:53,066 You're not busy, are you? 453 00:33:53,133 --> 00:33:55,567 No, I'm just tying up some loose ends. 454 00:33:55,634 --> 00:33:58,000 Listen, I'm sorry I left you hanging. 455 00:33:58,066 --> 00:34:02,500 It's just... I guess I got a little scared when you said all those things. 456 00:34:02,567 --> 00:34:04,367 That's understandable. 457 00:34:04,433 --> 00:34:07,467 It's just a little soon for me. 458 00:34:07,533 --> 00:34:09,300 Maybe I'm rushing things a little bit. 459 00:34:09,367 --> 00:34:12,467 No!...I'm not saying I didn't like what you said... 460 00:34:12,533 --> 00:34:18,500 I did, and I'm not saying I don't, maybe, feel the same way. 461 00:34:18,567 --> 00:34:22,600 Look, I don't want you to feel obligated to say anything back to me. 462 00:34:22,667 --> 00:34:25,266 I just don't want you to interpret it as a lack of interest. 463 00:34:25,333 --> 00:34:27,698 Or a lack of necessarily feelings, in any 464 00:34:27,740 --> 00:34:30,500 way... I don't want you to think that at all! 465 00:34:31,867 --> 00:34:32,867 Augh! 466 00:34:33,900 --> 00:34:35,667 I gotta go. Bye. 467 00:34:44,934 --> 00:34:47,700 Who said I didn't have the guts. 468 00:35:20,133 --> 00:35:21,600 So... 469 00:35:22,900 --> 00:35:25,333 So? 470 00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:26,736 Not happening, Dude! What? 471 00:35:26,778 --> 00:35:29,166 I am not bringing Lyle over the house for dinner. 472 00:35:29,233 --> 00:35:30,100 No way! no how! 473 00:35:30,142 --> 00:35:32,867 Come on now. He is going to meet us eventually. 474 00:35:32,934 --> 00:35:35,800 I mean, especially if you are getting serious about him. 475 00:35:35,867 --> 00:35:38,200 I told him I'm an orphan. 476 00:35:39,967 --> 00:35:46,800 Alright. Okay, now... what can I do to make it worth your while? 477 00:35:50,100 --> 00:35:53,500 Vote Democrat in every election for the rest of your life... 478 00:35:53,567 --> 00:35:57,066 Donate two percent of your net worth to Green Peace... and, uhh... 479 00:35:57,133 --> 00:35:59,133 pay my cell phone bill for the next five years! 480 00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:02,634 What? That is a monstrous asking price!! 481 00:36:02,700 --> 00:36:05,700 Always negotiate from a position of strength. 482 00:36:09,767 --> 00:36:12,367 Done! 483 00:36:15,166 --> 00:36:16,900 How's the roast chicken, Lyle? 484 00:36:16,967 --> 00:36:18,500 Excellent, Mister Murphy! 485 00:36:18,567 --> 00:36:20,700 Umm..would you like some more potatoes, Lyle? 486 00:36:20,767 --> 00:36:22,533 Yes, please. 487 00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:24,266 You know, there's no butter in them... 488 00:36:24,333 --> 00:36:27,934 Everybody thinks my potatoes are loaded with butter, But they're not! No, no, no! 489 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:31,867 I'm sure Lyle doesn't need to know your secrets for roasting potatoes, mom. 490 00:36:31,934 --> 00:36:33,800 And what are you scared of? 491 00:36:33,867 --> 00:36:37,634 Yet another boyfriend dumps you because your mother doesn't use butter. 492 00:36:37,700 --> 00:36:39,834 Okay, enough! 493 00:36:39,900 --> 00:36:42,433 I'm sorry. 494 00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:47,533 Lyle, Charlotte tells me that you are... an independent contractor. 495 00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:48,934 That's right. 496 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:52,033 Well, good work. 497 00:36:52,100 --> 00:36:56,333 I think last summer you had a job with a construction crew... 498 00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:58,767 Travis. He quit after two days. 499 00:36:58,834 --> 00:37:01,333 Because there were callouses on his fingers. 500 00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:03,834 You can't be Kurt Cobain with callouses! 501 00:37:03,900 --> 00:37:06,133 Who the fuck is Kurt Cobain? 502 00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:07,667 He's dead. 503 00:37:07,734 --> 00:37:09,467 He's dead!? 504 00:37:11,266 --> 00:37:14,533 What good are you when you're dead? 505 00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:17,400 Now he lives in my basement. 506 00:37:19,700 --> 00:37:22,900 I'm just following my dreams, pops! 507 00:37:25,233 --> 00:37:27,634 Don't call me, "Pops". 508 00:37:27,700 --> 00:37:30,500 How many times have I asked you now to do that? 509 00:37:31,333 --> 00:37:34,967 And the next time you do that, I'm going to kick your scrawny ass... 510 00:37:35,033 --> 00:37:37,333 right outside. 511 00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:40,000 Touchy! Travis... 512 00:37:40,066 --> 00:37:41,867 Don't! 513 00:37:43,166 --> 00:37:44,166 Don't. 514 00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:48,934 Pops. Oh, Travis! 515 00:37:52,166 --> 00:37:56,867 Umm... Ah... More... more potatoes, Lyle? 516 00:37:59,233 --> 00:38:01,500 Yes, please. 517 00:38:01,567 --> 00:38:04,533 Yes, it's hard to believe there's no butter in these, isn't it? 518 00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:06,320 You should sell the recipe to a restaurant. 519 00:38:06,367 --> 00:38:09,634 Oh!...no... 520 00:38:09,700 --> 00:38:11,900 I saw Chad on TV, Charlotte. 521 00:38:11,967 --> 00:38:13,433 Shut up, Travis. 522 00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:15,800 Not a bad actor, really. 523 00:38:15,867 --> 00:38:16,734 Shut up, Travis!! 524 00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:20,500 You two please, just take it easy, okay? 525 00:38:20,567 --> 00:38:21,834 Dad! 526 00:38:21,900 --> 00:38:23,433 I understand. 527 00:38:27,700 --> 00:38:29,433 Acid reflux. 528 00:38:31,834 --> 00:38:34,667 Would you like some more roasted chicken, Lyle? 529 00:38:35,433 --> 00:38:37,100 Absolutely. 530 00:39:03,367 --> 00:39:06,567 Spuds, Sis? 531 00:39:09,700 --> 00:39:13,900 Didn't I tell you that online dating was a great idea? 532 00:39:13,967 --> 00:39:17,066 Actually, you said I'll most likely wind up with a cannibal. 533 00:39:17,133 --> 00:39:20,700 Lyle is the complete package. 534 00:39:20,767 --> 00:39:22,266 Pretty much. 535 00:39:22,333 --> 00:39:25,767 You should have dated online years ago! 536 00:39:25,834 --> 00:39:28,767 You're so right. 537 00:39:28,834 --> 00:39:33,333 And he seems so... serious about his work. 538 00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:37,500 Yeah... He doesn't talk about it much, but I know he works really hard. 539 00:39:37,567 --> 00:39:41,900 Well, don't pry! Men do not like it when women pry. 540 00:39:41,967 --> 00:39:44,567 Good tip, Laura Bush. 541 00:40:00,367 --> 00:40:02,467 How is he in bed? 542 00:40:03,333 --> 00:40:07,000 Uhh... That question, coming from you... 543 00:40:07,066 --> 00:40:12,033 is utterly horrifying on more levels than I can begin to count. 544 00:40:45,166 --> 00:40:47,700 A pal for Bilgy! 545 00:40:47,767 --> 00:40:49,233 Oh my God... 546 00:40:49,300 --> 00:40:51,033 Oh my God! 547 00:40:52,367 --> 00:40:53,533 You're unbelievable. 548 00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:55,100 You're unbelievable! 549 00:40:55,166 --> 00:40:57,033 God! 550 00:41:20,867 --> 00:41:24,300 You're not going to work today, Lyle? 551 00:41:24,367 --> 00:41:26,667 I'm taking the morning off. 552 00:41:26,734 --> 00:41:29,900 It's the benefits of self employment. 553 00:41:29,967 --> 00:41:32,834 Okay. 554 00:41:32,900 --> 00:41:35,867 Make sure you lock both locks when you leave, okay? 555 00:41:35,934 --> 00:41:37,634 Got it. 556 00:41:37,700 --> 00:41:40,100 Bye. 557 00:41:40,166 --> 00:41:40,934 See you tonight. 558 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,200 Bye. 559 00:41:51,900 --> 00:41:53,533 Charlotte! 560 00:41:55,934 --> 00:41:59,400 Come on Fruit Loops, let's go for our morning poo-poo. 561 00:41:59,467 --> 00:42:03,033 Charlotte! -Ohh! Good God! 562 00:42:03,100 --> 00:42:05,567 I'm sorry. 563 00:42:05,634 --> 00:42:08,915 Don't worry baby! It is just the angry 564 00:42:08,957 --> 00:42:13,066 lady's anonymous, disease ridden sex partner. 565 00:42:15,533 --> 00:42:17,567 Charlotte! 566 00:42:17,634 --> 00:42:20,233 You forgot your purse. 567 00:43:08,066 --> 00:43:08,900 Mister Philips! 568 00:43:08,967 --> 00:43:11,233 Mister Button. 569 00:43:11,300 --> 00:43:13,867 Mister Gutherie, your three o'clock is there. 570 00:43:15,900 --> 00:43:17,600 Hi! 571 00:43:21,300 --> 00:43:22,667 Mister Borders? 572 00:43:22,734 --> 00:43:25,700 Mister Gutherie. -Please, call me Scott. 573 00:43:25,767 --> 00:43:29,734 Scott. -So, looking to buy a house today? 574 00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:31,133 Oh, Mister Weller? 575 00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:33,600 I didn't have anything in your book for lunch today. 576 00:43:33,667 --> 00:43:36,066 Yeah, that's right. 577 00:43:36,133 --> 00:43:39,066 I don't care if I'm your step brother! 578 00:43:39,133 --> 00:43:45,600 I love you like no man could ever love a non-blood relative. 579 00:43:45,667 --> 00:43:48,600 I understand you can cut my produce prices in half. 580 00:43:48,667 --> 00:43:50,500 I guarantee it. 581 00:43:50,567 --> 00:43:52,700 Guarantee, huh? 582 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:55,100 Hey! 583 00:43:55,166 --> 00:43:58,800 Get back to the cabbage, you half brained dimwit! 584 00:43:58,867 --> 00:44:01,867 I'll sling your boney ass! 585 00:44:04,667 --> 00:44:07,333 Besieged by incompetence. 586 00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:09,934 I know what you mean. 587 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,367 So, getting back to my produce crisis. 588 00:44:12,433 --> 00:44:15,400 I think you could come down to my facility and check it out for yourself. 589 00:44:15,467 --> 00:44:19,000 Great. -All right. 590 00:44:19,066 --> 00:44:20,467 Yes sir. 591 00:44:20,533 --> 00:44:23,100 Well, you came to the right place. 592 00:44:23,166 --> 00:44:23,800 After you. 593 00:44:23,867 --> 00:44:25,967 No, no, no! After you. 594 00:44:26,033 --> 00:44:28,367 Thank you. 595 00:44:35,367 --> 00:44:40,467 So? -So, did you want me to put something? 596 00:44:40,533 --> 00:44:43,567 Charleen, Charleen, Charleen! 597 00:44:43,634 --> 00:44:47,900 My meetings are too important to be constantly checking in with you 598 00:44:47,967 --> 00:44:51,467 like some dim-witted den mother. 599 00:44:51,533 --> 00:44:53,567 It's Charlotte, Mister Weller. 600 00:44:53,634 --> 00:44:56,200 I don't care! 601 00:44:56,266 --> 00:44:58,634 I happen to have a very important lunch meeting... 602 00:44:58,700 --> 00:45:01,800 and I chose not to tell you. 603 00:45:10,967 --> 00:45:13,233 Park it where I can see it, Jose. 604 00:45:14,634 --> 00:45:18,233 The name's Jimmy, pendejo! 605 00:45:24,834 --> 00:45:26,500 Mister Harris. 606 00:45:26,567 --> 00:45:28,867 Mister Weller. 607 00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:37,433 I can't tell you how excited I am... 608 00:45:37,500 --> 00:45:41,266 to have someone of your reputation interested in this project. 609 00:45:41,333 --> 00:45:43,934 I think it could be big. 610 00:45:46,233 --> 00:45:48,333 Very nice tie. 611 00:45:51,266 --> 00:45:54,834 And I will be the father to your child 612 00:45:54,900 --> 00:45:58,500 despite his massive deformities. 613 00:45:58,567 --> 00:46:00,867 I want to be with you... 614 00:46:00,934 --> 00:46:04,200 in all four seasons. 615 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,700 Sorry, it's from my soap. 616 00:46:10,767 --> 00:46:14,233 It's all I really had time to prepare. 617 00:46:14,300 --> 00:46:16,266 No, no... It was..great. 618 00:46:16,333 --> 00:46:18,900 Oh, well thank you. 619 00:46:18,967 --> 00:46:20,800 You know, I really haven't done much theater. 620 00:46:20,867 --> 00:46:23,333 You know in fact, I haven't done any theater. 621 00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:25,700 But I know it could help my career. 622 00:46:25,767 --> 00:46:29,500 I just wanna be taken seriously as an actor. 623 00:46:29,567 --> 00:46:31,333 I'm ready to give you the part. 624 00:46:32,500 --> 00:46:34,300 Re.. Really? 625 00:46:34,367 --> 00:46:36,033 Oh my God! 626 00:46:36,100 --> 00:46:37,300 Ah... 627 00:46:37,367 --> 00:46:38,834 thank you. 628 00:46:38,900 --> 00:46:40,900 You won't regret it! 629 00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:43,834 I'm sure you're right! 630 00:46:51,867 --> 00:46:53,934 Lyle was spending a lot of time at work 631 00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,367 and I was about to comfront him about it.. 632 00:46:56,433 --> 00:46:58,934 When he came home with tickets to Cabo. 633 00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,233 How's your Spanish? 634 00:48:18,667 --> 00:48:23,400 Earlier today, super model Vasheka gave this heartbreaking interview. 635 00:48:23,467 --> 00:48:28,333 Chad, if you can her me I'm sorry that I called you 636 00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:33,767 a no talent, pretty boy trained chimp, who sounds like chipmunk. 637 00:48:33,834 --> 00:48:36,934 You're the only one for me. 638 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,500 Please come back. 639 00:48:56,567 --> 00:48:57,767 Charlotte? 640 00:48:57,834 --> 00:48:59,133 Yes, Mister Ward? 641 00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:01,367 I want to start off by saying how happy I am 642 00:49:01,433 --> 00:49:04,934 to be replacing Mister Weller, and to have you as my assistant. 643 00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:06,667 Thank you Mister Ward. 644 00:49:06,734 --> 00:49:08,800 Call me Josh. 645 00:49:08,867 --> 00:49:12,066 I was going to get myself a mineral water. Would you like one? 646 00:49:12,133 --> 00:49:14,634 Oh, yes please, Mister Ward. 647 00:49:14,700 --> 00:49:15,634 Josh. 648 00:49:15,700 --> 00:49:19,100 Right, Josh. 649 00:49:19,700 --> 00:49:24,033 Chad was reportedly doing Dinner Theater in Saint Petersburg 650 00:49:24,100 --> 00:49:26,859 Thank you doctor-The good doctor will be right with you. 651 00:49:26,901 --> 00:49:27,834 Okay. 652 00:49:27,900 --> 00:49:30,513 The new guy playing Doctor Blade Shamrock 653 00:49:30,555 --> 00:49:33,533 was a shoe in for this year's daytime award. 654 00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:41,600 Monica, I'm afraid you are never going to walk again. 655 00:49:41,734 --> 00:49:45,467 But Doctor Shamrock, you said it was just a head cold. 656 00:49:45,533 --> 00:49:47,934 Sadly no. 657 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,367 You have Kiwi disease. 658 00:49:50,433 --> 00:49:53,755 It's a rare neurological virus that tricks you 659 00:49:53,797 --> 00:49:57,233 brain into thinking that your legs are useless. 660 00:49:57,300 --> 00:49:59,667 And that you're from New Zealand. 661 00:49:59,734 --> 00:50:05,834 Ohh..I'll have to abandon my dream of dancing for the Bolshoi Ballet. 662 00:50:05,900 --> 00:50:09,567 And I'll adopt a really annoying accent. 663 00:50:16,734 --> 00:50:19,567 The Dingo ate me baby! 664 00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:30,934 Come on Fruit Loops... 665 00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:33,500 Come on little boy. 666 00:50:33,567 --> 00:50:35,133 How was work today? 667 00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:37,000 I made a killing. 668 00:50:39,767 --> 00:50:42,400 Hidy ho, and a hello out there in toyland, folks. 669 00:50:42,467 --> 00:50:45,367 An actual rain drop was felt today in Van Nuys. 670 00:50:45,433 --> 00:50:47,133 Better call out the National Guard. 671 00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:48,700 What a cheese ball. 672 00:50:51,934 --> 00:50:53,767 Come on, sweetheart. 673 00:50:53,834 --> 00:50:56,000 Aaah! 674 00:50:58,533 --> 00:51:00,433 Mrs. Sheehan. 675 00:51:00,500 --> 00:51:02,600 Consider this your last warning. 676 00:51:02,667 --> 00:51:06,133 If you don't properly train that little menace to shut its fur ball ass up. 677 00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:11,000 I will feel completely justified in feeding it to my cousin's boa constrictor! 678 00:51:11,066 --> 00:51:15,400 My God! ohh... Don't worry Fruit Loops... 679 00:51:15,467 --> 00:51:21,100 The unstable prostitute will never feed you to a boa constrictor. 680 00:51:21,166 --> 00:51:24,433 My little baby. 681 00:51:24,500 --> 00:51:26,333 You what? 682 00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:27,025 Aah! 683 00:51:27,067 --> 00:51:28,833 Aah!! 684 00:51:28,900 --> 00:51:30,833 Get lost. 685 00:51:41,500 --> 00:51:44,533 Number... five. 686 00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:46,367 Fruit Loops! 687 00:51:46,433 --> 00:51:53,400 Rat, weasel, greasy ball of shit! 688 00:51:53,467 --> 00:51:57,500 Ha ha ha! How do you like me now bitch? 689 00:52:04,300 --> 00:52:06,066 Is everything alright? 690 00:52:06,133 --> 00:52:07,767 Umm-hm. 691 00:52:07,834 --> 00:52:10,667 Hidy ho, diddly do, it is rain, rain, rain. 692 00:52:10,734 --> 00:52:13,033 Better keep those Bar-B-Q's inside, ladies and germs... 693 00:52:13,100 --> 00:52:14,867 Because as my mama used to say... 694 00:52:14,934 --> 00:52:17,033 "You can't go out in the rain with out getting wet." 695 00:52:17,100 --> 00:52:19,400 What the hell...? 696 00:52:22,900 --> 00:52:25,100 Number Six! 697 00:52:25,166 --> 00:52:27,033 What's that guy's name again? 698 00:52:27,100 --> 00:52:29,433 Umm.. Billy Joe... something. 699 00:52:43,333 --> 00:52:44,800 Hey pooch 700 00:52:47,900 --> 00:52:49,600 Want a biscuit? 701 00:53:02,667 --> 00:53:03,800 Two points. 702 00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:27,066 I'm like talking Ferrari. 703 00:53:27,133 --> 00:53:29,166 Excuse me, but umm... 704 00:53:29,233 --> 00:53:33,867 didn't I see you two in the Hawaiian Tropic bikini contest?..in Maui? 705 00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:37,900 I'm Billy Joe Philbin. 706 00:53:37,967 --> 00:53:41,433 I do the weather on channel eight. You've seen me. 707 00:53:41,500 --> 00:53:43,400 Can you believe this guy? 708 00:53:43,467 --> 00:53:45,867 Are you and I going to sleep with him, or just bolt? 709 00:53:45,934 --> 00:53:48,333 Let's get out of here. 710 00:53:50,266 --> 00:53:51,834 What a cheese ball! 711 00:53:51,900 --> 00:53:54,533 Fat old cheese ball. 712 00:53:56,533 --> 00:53:59,700 - Dykes! - Hi, a Harvey on the rocks please. Thanks. 713 00:54:01,066 --> 00:54:02,166 Hi there. 714 00:54:02,233 --> 00:54:03,233 Hello. 715 00:54:03,300 --> 00:54:05,367 Did you ever dated a weather man? 716 00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:32,634 Say... didn't I see you in the Hawaiian Tropic Bikini Competition in Maui? 717 00:54:34,667 --> 00:54:37,300 Excuse me little lady... But ah... 718 00:54:37,367 --> 00:54:42,967 didn't I see you in the Hawaiian Tropic Bikini Competition in Maui? 719 00:54:43,033 --> 00:54:44,867 Aren't you Billy Joe Philbin? 720 00:54:44,934 --> 00:54:47,000 That's right. 721 00:54:47,066 --> 00:54:49,166 My wife and I watch you every night. 722 00:54:49,233 --> 00:54:51,567 Oh! thanks. Thanks a lot. 723 00:54:51,634 --> 00:54:53,200 Have you ever acted in movies? 724 00:54:53,266 --> 00:54:56,700 No, but..uh, I've been asked. 725 00:54:56,767 --> 00:54:59,600 I run a small production company and we have a role coming up... 726 00:54:59,667 --> 00:55:01,967 that I think would be perfect for you! 727 00:55:02,033 --> 00:55:03,041 Really? 728 00:55:03,083 --> 00:55:06,233 Look, if you're interested... give me a call. 729 00:55:06,300 --> 00:55:09,266 Alright, ah..thanks! Thanks a lot! 730 00:55:09,333 --> 00:55:12,000 Hopefully I'll see you soon. -Yeah. 731 00:55:33,200 --> 00:55:35,500 You said sixty percent chance of rain... 732 00:55:36,867 --> 00:55:38,433 Clear as a bell. 733 00:55:38,500 --> 00:55:42,066 Lyle and I decided it was time to cohabitate. 734 00:55:44,467 --> 00:55:47,433 Can I be part of the family? 735 00:55:48,133 --> 00:55:49,767 Oh my God. 736 00:55:49,834 --> 00:55:51,834 Oh my God! 737 00:55:51,900 --> 00:55:54,400 Thank you. 738 00:56:18,500 --> 00:56:20,533 Lyle, dinner's ready! 739 00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:22,967 I'll be right there! 740 00:56:30,100 --> 00:56:33,367 So, when am I going to be able to see your brother's band play? 741 00:56:33,433 --> 00:56:35,233 Ha ha ha! 742 00:56:35,300 --> 00:56:37,400 Yeah, right. 743 00:56:37,467 --> 00:56:41,300 Do these potatoes have any butter in them? Because they are good. 744 00:56:41,367 --> 00:56:43,867 Hey! They are good. 745 00:56:43,934 --> 00:56:45,100 Hey! They are good. 746 00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:47,900 It's a family recipe here. 747 00:56:50,634 --> 00:56:52,934 Have you ever wondered what the world would be like... 748 00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:55,667 if all the meat eating animals ate vegetables 749 00:56:55,734 --> 00:56:59,767 and all the vegetable-eating animals ate meat? 750 00:56:59,834 --> 00:57:02,400 No, I've never wondered that. 751 00:57:02,467 --> 00:57:04,700 Well, think about it. 752 00:57:04,767 --> 00:57:07,867 Everybody would be running from wild blood thirsty cows. 753 00:57:07,934 --> 00:57:10,767 And from savage saber tooth horses. 754 00:57:10,834 --> 00:57:13,008 You couldn't walk out of the front door because 755 00:57:13,050 --> 00:57:15,266 of all the carnivorous chipmunks and squirrels. 756 00:57:15,333 --> 00:57:17,800 It would be complete bedlam. 757 00:57:20,100 --> 00:57:24,533 I tend to worry about really weird things. 758 00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:26,800 Like, getting hit by a bus. 759 00:57:26,867 --> 00:57:30,934 Or getting caught on the freeway in a nine point 0 earthquake. 760 00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:33,567 That'll never happen. 761 00:57:35,567 --> 00:57:37,843 You know that inversion layer we were talking about the other day 762 00:57:37,867 --> 00:57:39,333 is actually going to pass over us... 763 00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:41,610 but that's still going to mean that we are going to have... 764 00:57:41,634 --> 00:57:43,233 very calmed subtle temperatures... 765 00:57:43,300 --> 00:57:46,400 This new guy is so much better. 766 00:57:46,467 --> 00:57:48,834 I miss the old one. 767 00:57:56,533 --> 00:57:59,800 It's quieter since that canine rat ran away. 768 00:58:02,367 --> 00:58:04,233 Yeah. 769 00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:08,567 Yeah. 770 00:58:08,634 --> 00:58:10,867 Our lives became fairly pedestrian: 771 00:58:10,934 --> 00:58:15,333 During the day I would go to my job... 772 00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:17,734 and Lyle would go to his. 773 00:58:22,367 --> 00:58:25,567 The nights, we spent together. 774 00:58:25,634 --> 00:58:27,333 Hey, Lyle? -Yeah. 775 00:58:27,400 --> 00:58:28,409 What's that? -What's what? 776 00:58:28,433 --> 00:58:29,433 It looks like blood. 777 00:58:29,500 --> 00:58:30,634 Where? 778 00:58:30,700 --> 00:58:33,000 Yeah, right there, behind your ear. 779 00:58:33,066 --> 00:58:34,200 Huh. 780 00:58:34,266 --> 00:58:35,667 Did you cut yourself? 781 00:58:35,734 --> 00:58:38,100 I don't think so... 782 00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:43,066 You know what? It is probably from that mosquito that I swatted. 783 00:58:43,133 --> 00:58:44,333 I'll go wash it off. 784 00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:45,433 Hey... -Yeah? 785 00:58:45,500 --> 00:58:47,700 Not now. -Not now? 786 00:58:51,033 --> 00:58:53,800 Okay, here we are. 787 00:59:06,166 --> 00:59:06,934 Hey, Lyle? 788 00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:08,133 Yeah? 789 00:59:08,200 --> 00:59:09,233 Who is that? 790 00:59:09,300 --> 00:59:11,800 Oh, that's a guy I work with. 791 00:59:11,867 --> 00:59:13,667 He's trying to be an actor. 792 00:59:13,734 --> 00:59:15,967 Really? Does he think you can help him? 793 00:59:16,100 --> 00:59:19,467 No, no... he was just giving us all a copy of his head shot. 794 00:59:19,533 --> 00:59:21,800 It was actually kind of a joke. 795 00:59:21,867 --> 00:59:24,333 Come on, let's eat. 796 00:59:25,500 --> 00:59:27,033 You're gonna love this place. 797 00:59:31,634 --> 00:59:35,200 Oh, Godfather Three. 798 00:59:35,266 --> 00:59:38,400 Is that the one where the dumb son gets drowned in the lake? 799 00:59:38,467 --> 00:59:40,166 That's number two. 800 00:59:40,233 --> 00:59:43,433 Oh, is that the one where the fat guy gets a knife through his hand? 801 00:59:43,500 --> 00:59:44,767 One. 802 00:59:44,834 --> 00:59:46,867 I don't remember three. 803 00:59:47,867 --> 00:59:50,233 They pulled me back in! 804 00:59:50,300 --> 00:59:51,634 Oh yeah! 805 00:59:51,700 --> 00:59:53,500 No. -No? -hu-humm 806 00:59:53,567 --> 00:59:54,667 Okay. 807 01:00:01,100 --> 01:00:02,900 Alien three. 808 01:00:02,967 --> 01:00:05,266 There's too many bald people in that. 809 01:00:10,767 --> 01:00:12,233 Thelma and Louise. 810 01:00:12,300 --> 01:00:14,367 Umm.. too chick. 811 01:00:14,433 --> 01:00:17,033 Too...? okay! 812 01:00:25,500 --> 01:00:26,767 Terminator! 813 01:00:26,834 --> 01:00:29,700 Perfect!...Come on. 814 01:00:30,767 --> 01:00:33,066 Thanks a lot. Have them back Wednesday. 815 01:00:34,133 --> 01:00:36,500 Oh, thank God. 816 01:00:36,567 --> 01:00:39,333 We can stay in business. 817 01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:41,900 Hi ya, Wick. 818 01:00:41,967 --> 01:00:46,634 I see somebody discovered stud service dot com. 819 01:00:46,700 --> 01:00:48,967 Chop chop, dick. 820 01:00:49,033 --> 01:00:50,900 I mean, Wick. 821 01:00:50,967 --> 01:00:53,600 Oh... 822 01:00:53,667 --> 01:00:55,467 I am so sorry. 823 01:00:55,533 --> 01:01:01,233 I am squandering your valuable time, eye locked to the idiot tube. 824 01:01:01,300 --> 01:01:03,900 How can I atone? How? 825 01:01:05,100 --> 01:01:06,867 Terminator. 826 01:01:06,934 --> 01:01:10,100 Someone's got a well of unused testosterone. 827 01:01:10,967 --> 01:01:13,200 Just give us the DVD, friend. 828 01:01:13,266 --> 01:01:15,266 Friend? 829 01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:23,133 You know, I love the smell of re-channeled homosexuality. 830 01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:25,700 Are you picturing me in a mini skirt? You are aren't you. 831 01:01:25,767 --> 01:01:27,967 Huh? Did I shave? You want to know, don't you? 832 01:01:28,033 --> 01:01:31,700 That's it! I was nice before, but no more. 833 01:01:31,767 --> 01:01:33,767 You've made the grade now, buddy. 834 01:01:35,300 --> 01:01:36,166 Number seven. 835 01:01:36,233 --> 01:01:37,400 Oh, I'm number one. 836 01:01:37,467 --> 01:01:39,000 Wick. 837 01:01:39,066 --> 01:01:40,567 Smart ass... 838 01:01:40,634 --> 01:01:41,867 little 839 01:01:41,934 --> 01:01:42,967 video 840 01:01:43,033 --> 01:01:44,266 store 841 01:01:44,333 --> 01:01:46,300 pissant 842 01:01:46,367 --> 01:01:47,800 You got fangs. 843 01:01:47,867 --> 01:01:49,500 That ought to do it. 844 01:01:49,567 --> 01:01:50,667 I'm scared. 845 01:01:50,734 --> 01:01:52,266 I'm scared. 846 01:01:52,333 --> 01:01:53,400 I'll see you soon. 847 01:01:54,700 --> 01:01:56,734 Next! 848 01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:00,367 You love popcorn and stuff? 849 01:02:00,433 --> 01:02:01,300 I love pop corn! 850 01:02:01,367 --> 01:02:02,367 I do too! 851 01:02:04,767 --> 01:02:07,467 Jesus! that douche! 852 01:02:07,533 --> 01:02:09,567 He always takes my space! 853 01:02:09,634 --> 01:02:12,667 That's my space! 854 01:02:17,934 --> 01:02:20,600 Number eight... 855 01:02:20,667 --> 01:02:22,433 the owner.. 856 01:02:22,500 --> 01:02:28,266 Of this piece... of shit... car. 857 01:02:29,233 --> 01:02:30,967 Hah! 858 01:02:31,033 --> 01:02:32,767 Why don't you just park out front? 859 01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:37,033 Fine. 860 01:03:03,133 --> 01:03:07,200 Whoa! What the hell?! Hey ass wipe! 861 01:03:07,266 --> 01:03:08,567 Move it! 862 01:03:08,634 --> 01:03:10,266 Me? 863 01:03:10,333 --> 01:03:12,266 Sorry. 864 01:03:23,667 --> 01:03:25,734 One word: deodorant... 865 01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:27,266 Ahh! 866 01:03:29,900 --> 01:03:31,967 Uhh, Jeez! 867 01:03:53,333 --> 01:03:55,900 And stay tuned for eye witness news at 6PM tonight 868 01:03:55,967 --> 01:03:57,900 when we have an exclusive interview with 869 01:03:57,967 --> 01:04:00,300 the first man to eve give birth to twins. 870 01:04:00,367 --> 01:04:01,807 And now onto the weather with Craig. 871 01:04:01,834 --> 01:04:02,700 Craig? 872 01:04:02,767 --> 01:04:03,900 Thank you, Carlee. 873 01:04:03,967 --> 01:04:05,934 Carlee, you know that low pressure system 874 01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:07,857 we were talking about earlier today is actually 875 01:04:07,899 --> 01:04:09,600 going to be out by the end of the morning. 876 01:04:09,667 --> 01:04:11,066 A hundred percent better. 877 01:04:11,133 --> 01:04:13,567 Which is going to give us a beautiful afternoon. 878 01:04:13,634 --> 01:04:16,251 And all know, a beautiful afternoon means you have 879 01:04:16,293 --> 01:04:18,900 to do something challenging, something rewarding. 880 01:04:18,967 --> 01:04:21,533 So how about if you and I go sky diving? 881 01:04:21,600 --> 01:04:25,867 Well, that would be wonderful, Craig. I am off at noon, so... 882 01:04:33,834 --> 01:04:37,300 How about if we bungee jump out of the plane while we're sky diving? 883 01:04:37,367 --> 01:04:39,600 It could have been yours, Chad. 884 01:04:39,667 --> 01:04:43,000 And you know what, I did some research and your name, Carlee in English means 885 01:04:43,066 --> 01:04:44,634 Petite and womanly... 886 01:04:44,700 --> 01:04:48,200 But in my culture, in my culture your name actually stands for 887 01:04:48,266 --> 01:04:50,133 the cherry blossoms are blooming. 888 01:04:50,200 --> 01:04:52,634 Oh wow. Thanks, Craig. 889 01:05:02,700 --> 01:05:05,567 Ties to organized crime? 890 01:05:08,500 --> 01:05:12,233 Presumed dead. 891 01:05:12,300 --> 01:05:14,033 Lyle, who's that? 892 01:05:14,100 --> 01:05:17,000 Oh, that's a guy I work with. 893 01:05:17,066 --> 01:05:19,100 He's trying to be an actor. 894 01:05:24,033 --> 01:05:26,734 Fruit Loops!? 895 01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:29,367 Where's my little poo-poo? 896 01:05:29,433 --> 01:05:31,667 Come here boy! 897 01:05:31,734 --> 01:05:34,634 Fruit Loops, where are you?! 898 01:05:46,467 --> 01:05:48,266 Oh, God... 899 01:06:30,433 --> 01:06:32,700 last night he was on my death list. 900 01:06:32,767 --> 01:06:35,500 This morning... he is dead. 901 01:06:35,567 --> 01:06:40,333 Only once in my life had I received this kind of a shock... 902 01:06:40,400 --> 01:06:44,333 What do you think about Kenny Wales? 903 01:06:44,400 --> 01:06:45,934 Charlotte... 904 01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:47,233 Yeah? 905 01:06:47,300 --> 01:06:51,166 Would you kiss me... with tongue? 906 01:07:18,634 --> 01:07:20,567 Charlotte? 907 01:07:21,166 --> 01:07:24,000 So, I don't understand. 908 01:07:24,066 --> 01:07:26,834 He worked here for like..sixteen years. 909 01:07:26,900 --> 01:07:28,166 Where is he? 910 01:07:28,233 --> 01:07:30,233 - I... I don't know. - So you don't talk to him? 911 01:07:30,300 --> 01:07:33,800 No... No one has seen or heard a thing from him. 912 01:07:33,867 --> 01:07:35,000 Really? -Yeah! 913 01:07:35,066 --> 01:07:39,066 His wife... said he had gambling debts. 914 01:07:39,133 --> 01:07:44,467 To tell you the truth, it's been a lot calmer around here since he's left. 915 01:07:49,467 --> 01:07:50,767 Thank you. 916 01:07:50,834 --> 01:07:53,667 He completely disappeared! He didn't say anything to anybody 917 01:07:53,734 --> 01:07:57,600 Management found out he was stealing the office supplies. 918 01:07:59,433 --> 01:08:02,333 Oh sweety, you are better off without him. 919 01:08:02,400 --> 01:08:04,900 You know what makes me feel better when I'm upset? 920 01:08:04,967 --> 01:08:06,734 A new house. 921 01:08:06,800 --> 01:08:08,700 This one just opened on the market. 922 01:08:08,767 --> 01:08:10,800 Do you want to call me? 923 01:08:17,033 --> 01:08:18,600 Never talked about his work. 924 01:08:18,667 --> 01:08:21,600 He never invited me to his office. 925 01:08:21,667 --> 01:08:26,567 I bought him stuffed animals, and he made my journal come true. 926 01:08:41,834 --> 01:08:45,100 So your boyfriend killed all of these people... 927 01:08:45,166 --> 01:08:47,333 After you said you wanted to kill them. 928 01:08:47,400 --> 01:08:49,800 No! I didn't want to kill them. 929 01:08:49,867 --> 01:08:52,767 Look, I was angry and I have issues with hostility. 930 01:08:52,834 --> 01:08:55,266 So my psychologist suggested that I write a journal. 931 01:08:55,333 --> 01:08:56,743 And then all these things started... 932 01:08:56,767 --> 01:08:58,876 Did you tell your boyfriend that you wanted to kill them? 933 01:08:58,900 --> 01:09:01,700 No!! I didn't wanna kill them! 934 01:09:01,767 --> 01:09:04,867 Look! 935 01:09:04,934 --> 01:09:07,967 I think he is a hit man. 936 01:09:08,033 --> 01:09:11,834 And he thought he was doing me some sort of favor. Ohh... 937 01:09:11,900 --> 01:09:13,800 A hit man? 938 01:09:13,867 --> 01:09:16,100 I'm pretty sure killed that volleyball promoter guy. 939 01:09:16,166 --> 01:09:17,600 And why would you think that? 940 01:09:17,667 --> 01:09:20,333 Because he had a picture of him in his car. 941 01:09:21,634 --> 01:09:22,634 And! 942 01:09:22,700 --> 01:09:25,634 He never talks about his work. 943 01:09:25,700 --> 01:09:27,834 And I've never been to his office. 944 01:09:27,900 --> 01:09:30,567 And he's even got Wick's body in his trunk!! 945 01:09:30,634 --> 01:09:31,667 Wick? Wick? 946 01:09:31,734 --> 01:09:34,867 Uh!...Number seven! 947 01:09:41,600 --> 01:09:43,700 Let's go!! 948 01:09:45,800 --> 01:09:49,634 If we don't go we'll never get rid of her. 949 01:09:55,867 --> 01:09:57,500 We're here. 950 01:09:58,800 --> 01:10:00,567 Alright, show us. 951 01:10:00,634 --> 01:10:02,367 You'll see. 952 01:10:03,867 --> 01:10:05,367 Ha! 953 01:10:08,100 --> 01:10:10,734 Uhh!...He's gone! 954 01:10:10,800 --> 01:10:13,433 Wick... Wick's gone! 955 01:10:13,500 --> 01:10:15,600 I'm guessing you're a fan of hallucinogenic drugs. 956 01:10:15,667 --> 01:10:18,767 There was a dead video store employee in that trunk!! 957 01:10:22,300 --> 01:10:24,567 If you say so, sweetheart. 958 01:10:25,266 --> 01:10:27,333 It was on twitter. 959 01:10:28,133 --> 01:10:30,467 Let's get out of here! 960 01:10:38,133 --> 01:10:40,503 So we're thinking of having a 4th of July picnic and you should bring Lyle. 961 01:10:40,527 --> 01:10:41,325 Mom... 962 01:10:41,367 --> 01:10:44,667 When is Lyle's birthday? 'Cause your father and I wanna get him something 963 01:10:44,734 --> 01:10:45,534 Mom! 964 01:10:45,576 --> 01:10:48,100 Like a leather jacket, hiking boots, nothing too over... 965 01:10:48,166 --> 01:10:50,367 Lyle... is a killer. 966 01:10:50,433 --> 01:10:52,233 Ha ha!, Like a lady killer? 967 01:10:52,300 --> 01:10:54,166 No, like a... 968 01:10:54,233 --> 01:10:56,867 killer, killer! 969 01:10:56,934 --> 01:10:58,233 Honey, I'm not following. 970 01:10:58,300 --> 01:11:00,066 He... murders people! 971 01:11:00,133 --> 01:11:02,100 Professionally. 972 01:11:02,166 --> 01:11:03,467 Still lost here. 973 01:11:03,533 --> 01:11:06,266 My boyfriend is a hit man!! 974 01:11:06,333 --> 01:11:08,400 Oh my God! 975 01:11:08,467 --> 01:11:11,667 Umm... She's joking. Umm.. Really. 976 01:11:11,734 --> 01:11:14,233 You're so funny! 977 01:11:14,300 --> 01:11:16,400 Wh... What? A hit man!!? 978 01:11:16,467 --> 01:11:19,000 Independent Contractor? 979 01:11:19,066 --> 01:11:22,133 It's a code! he's... Jason Bourne! 980 01:11:22,200 --> 01:11:24,200 Oh! 981 01:11:24,266 --> 01:11:26,066 Well! 982 01:11:26,133 --> 01:11:30,033 Honey, you know sometimes you have to take the good with the bad. 983 01:11:30,100 --> 01:11:31,634 Excuse me? 984 01:11:31,700 --> 01:11:33,900 When you father and I were first married. 985 01:11:33,967 --> 01:11:36,767 He used to like to put a cucumber in his underwear. 986 01:11:36,834 --> 01:11:40,233 What?! -I know! I used to hate it, but... 987 01:11:40,300 --> 01:11:44,500 you know, I loved him! So I got used to it. 988 01:11:44,567 --> 01:11:48,734 Ok, umm... As frightening as the visual of Dad 989 01:11:48,800 --> 01:11:50,934 with a cucumber in his underwear is... 990 01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:54,300 and I am certain I will never be able to fully get that out of my head... 991 01:11:54,367 --> 01:11:57,934 How is that in the least bit relevant to the fact that the man I'm living with... 992 01:11:58,000 --> 01:11:59,667 is a mass murderer!!! 993 01:11:59,734 --> 01:12:05,834 Honey, because true love requires sacrifice. 994 01:12:08,300 --> 01:12:12,600 I've died and gone to Hell. 995 01:12:12,667 --> 01:12:15,066 Oh, honey... 996 01:12:15,133 --> 01:12:17,033 Oh! your hair looks nice today! 997 01:12:17,100 --> 01:12:21,800 The only solution was to catch Lyle myself. 998 01:13:52,333 --> 01:13:55,300 How was your day, Lyle? 999 01:13:55,367 --> 01:13:56,934 Oh, not so special. 1000 01:13:57,000 --> 01:13:59,667 Poured a couple of foundation, committed a couple of homicides. 1001 01:13:59,734 --> 01:14:02,242 Oh, and I closed a sale on that twelve unit condominium complex. 1002 01:14:02,266 --> 01:14:05,033 Run that one by me again!...? 1003 01:14:15,834 --> 01:14:19,200 So how is your friend's acting going? 1004 01:14:19,266 --> 01:14:20,567 Huh? 1005 01:14:20,634 --> 01:14:22,634 Your friend, whose... head, 1006 01:14:22,700 --> 01:14:26,634 I mean head shot! I found in the back of your car. 1007 01:14:28,133 --> 01:14:31,367 Oh, him! Dave. 1008 01:14:31,433 --> 01:14:32,367 Dave? 1009 01:14:32,433 --> 01:14:34,533 Yeah, Dave. 1010 01:14:34,600 --> 01:14:36,266 How's his acting? 1011 01:14:36,333 --> 01:14:41,266 He gave it up. He's now counseling runaways teenagers in Myanmar. 1012 01:14:41,333 --> 01:14:43,000 Myanmar? -Yeah! 1013 01:14:43,066 --> 01:14:46,800 Apparently the teenage runaway problem there is quite rampant. 1014 01:14:46,867 --> 01:14:49,433 Huh! 1015 01:14:49,500 --> 01:14:55,233 So... I was thinking you might try help Mrs. Sheehan find her dog. 1016 01:14:55,300 --> 01:14:57,100 That would be neighborly. 1017 01:14:57,166 --> 01:14:59,000 What do you think could have happened to him? 1018 01:14:59,066 --> 01:15:03,233 Little critter like that, he could crawled under the heater and suffocated. 1019 01:15:03,300 --> 01:15:06,033 So he's dead? 1020 01:15:06,100 --> 01:15:10,500 Could be living in a dumpster, feeding on slow moving insects. 1021 01:15:10,567 --> 01:15:13,066 Hmm.. Ha, ha. 1022 01:15:22,033 --> 01:15:25,166 This is good, Honey. Very good. 1023 01:15:25,233 --> 01:15:27,233 Yummy. 1024 01:15:51,867 --> 01:15:55,634 Where are you going Lyle? 1025 01:15:55,700 --> 01:15:59,166 Is that where you get your guns? 1026 01:15:59,233 --> 01:16:03,800 Ah! Is that where you find your next target? 1027 01:16:03,867 --> 01:16:06,967 What do you get in there? 1028 01:16:10,333 --> 01:16:12,634 Ice cream!? 1029 01:16:17,700 --> 01:16:20,734 Keep your pants on! 1030 01:16:23,467 --> 01:16:25,533 No! get out of the way! 1031 01:16:25,600 --> 01:16:28,934 Get, get, out of the way! 1032 01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:30,634 Shit! 1033 01:16:30,700 --> 01:16:31,634 Hey! -Ahhhh! 1034 01:16:31,700 --> 01:16:33,634 Hi! Hi! 1035 01:16:33,700 --> 01:16:35,600 Ahh... 1036 01:16:36,200 --> 01:16:37,367 What are you doing here? 1037 01:16:37,900 --> 01:16:40,033 Uhh... 1038 01:16:41,700 --> 01:16:44,233 Picking up my bosses's cleaning. 1039 01:16:44,300 --> 01:16:46,834 He gets his dry cleaning done all the way down here? 1040 01:16:46,900 --> 01:16:49,600 Oh yeah!...He loves this place! 1041 01:16:49,667 --> 01:16:52,433 Hmm... Haa.. 1042 01:16:52,500 --> 01:16:54,600 What's with the video camera? 1043 01:16:54,667 --> 01:16:55,900 Ah, this? 1044 01:16:55,967 --> 01:16:58,600 Oh, he likes me to video tape... 1045 01:16:58,667 --> 01:16:59,967 the cleaners! 1046 01:17:00,033 --> 01:17:02,367 To make sure they don't switch up his clothes! 1047 01:17:02,433 --> 01:17:05,066 He's really paranoid about it. 1048 01:17:07,967 --> 01:17:09,166 I guess so. 1049 01:17:16,934 --> 01:17:18,867 I hate this singer. 1050 01:17:18,934 --> 01:17:20,967 Really? 1051 01:17:21,033 --> 01:17:24,266 Well! not hate, hate... 1052 01:17:24,333 --> 01:17:25,767 It's not a personal thing. 1053 01:17:25,834 --> 01:17:27,576 It's just, I don't really care for his music. 1054 01:17:27,600 --> 01:17:29,934 It's not like I would put him in my journal, or anything! 1055 01:17:31,066 --> 01:17:33,200 Ah.. Okay. 1056 01:17:36,767 --> 01:17:40,400 Hey! This is a legal parking space. 1057 01:17:43,600 --> 01:17:51,266 Ahh... No, no. No. Yeah, I am in the way. You're right, my bad!! 1058 01:17:55,667 --> 01:17:58,266 Did your boss get his cleaning? 1059 01:17:58,333 --> 01:18:00,000 What? 1060 01:18:00,066 --> 01:18:03,233 Your boss, did he get his cleaning? 1061 01:18:03,300 --> 01:18:05,100 Oh, yeah. 1062 01:18:05,166 --> 01:18:07,433 He did, thank you. 1063 01:18:07,500 --> 01:18:10,033 And the video? 1064 01:18:11,967 --> 01:18:15,600 Oh yeah, he got that too. 1065 01:18:15,667 --> 01:18:17,667 Over demanding bosses... 1066 01:18:17,734 --> 01:18:21,800 sometimes you just want to shoot them in the head, and bury them in a ditch. 1067 01:18:33,433 --> 01:18:34,867 Your mother called. 1068 01:18:34,934 --> 01:18:36,667 Oh yeah? -Yeah. 1069 01:18:36,734 --> 01:18:39,734 Said your brother was missing. 1070 01:18:39,800 --> 01:18:41,600 My brother? 1071 01:18:41,667 --> 01:18:45,433 Yeah. And then she called right back and said he was just out with his band. 1072 01:18:45,500 --> 01:18:49,867 Ohh... Yeah, he's a, wild man. 1073 01:18:57,734 --> 01:19:00,166 Charlotte? 1074 01:19:02,500 --> 01:19:03,967 Yeah? 1075 01:19:04,033 --> 01:19:06,500 I think it's time I come clean. 1076 01:19:06,567 --> 01:19:09,200 About what? 1077 01:19:09,266 --> 01:19:11,367 Everything. 1078 01:19:11,433 --> 01:19:14,100 What is it, Lyle? 1079 01:19:15,800 --> 01:19:18,834 It's big. 1080 01:19:18,900 --> 01:19:21,333 You can tell me. 1081 01:19:34,834 --> 01:19:37,867 Will you marry me? 1082 01:19:37,934 --> 01:19:40,300 Will you be my wife? 1083 01:19:40,367 --> 01:19:41,567 Ahh... 1084 01:19:41,634 --> 01:19:43,400 I love you. 1085 01:19:43,467 --> 01:19:45,700 I know you love me. 1086 01:19:45,767 --> 01:19:46,533 Ahh... 1087 01:19:46,600 --> 01:19:48,834 Be my wife, Charlotte. 1088 01:19:49,100 --> 01:19:50,100 No. 1089 01:19:50,133 --> 01:19:51,000 No? 1090 01:19:51,066 --> 01:19:51,758 No. 1091 01:19:51,800 --> 01:19:52,867 No? 1092 01:19:52,934 --> 01:19:55,500 You're not going to kill me, are you? 1093 01:19:55,567 --> 01:19:57,567 It's an option. 1094 01:19:57,633 --> 01:19:59,034 We can't get married, Lyle. 1095 01:19:59,100 --> 01:20:03,567 We're totally different. You kill people. I just hate them. 1096 01:20:05,033 --> 01:20:07,233 You're talking about my work. 1097 01:20:07,300 --> 01:20:08,634 Your work? 1098 01:20:08,700 --> 01:20:11,166 Yeah. You know... 1099 01:20:12,200 --> 01:20:13,967 My work. 1100 01:20:17,567 --> 01:20:22,533 I shot Kennedy. I confess! 1101 01:20:22,600 --> 01:20:24,600 You're a hit man, aren't you? 1102 01:20:24,667 --> 01:20:28,100 See now, I prefer mortality consultant. 1103 01:20:28,166 --> 01:20:30,934 Where did you put the bodies? 1104 01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:33,333 Normally that's very privileged information. 1105 01:20:33,400 --> 01:20:37,433 But, seeing on how we're living together... 1106 01:20:37,500 --> 01:20:39,467 I'll show you. 1107 01:20:39,533 --> 01:20:41,266 Show me? -Yeah, it'll be fun! 1108 01:20:41,333 --> 01:20:43,533 I would rather not. -Oh, come on. 1109 01:20:43,600 --> 01:20:46,200 Actually, my mom called, we are gonna go for coffee together. 1110 01:20:46,266 --> 01:20:49,800 - I am fairly positive, you may enjoy this. - Nah. 1111 01:21:06,300 --> 01:21:08,100 Hello 1112 01:21:08,166 --> 01:21:10,634 Mmmm! mmm! 1113 01:21:11,500 --> 01:21:13,810 See now, this is going to help you better empathize with the 1114 01:21:13,834 --> 01:21:15,300 individuals that we're gonna go see. 1115 01:21:15,367 --> 01:21:18,166 It's going to make the experience that much richer. 1116 01:21:18,233 --> 01:21:20,634 Shhh.. This is tough stuff. 1117 01:21:20,700 --> 01:21:22,433 Struggling against duct tape... 1118 01:21:22,500 --> 01:21:26,233 only makes it tighter. Okay? So you can do what you want, but 1119 01:21:26,300 --> 01:21:29,500 I wouldn't do that if I were you, but it's your call. 1120 01:21:32,433 --> 01:21:36,800 I'm not sure you are going to enjoy this experience like I thought you would. 1121 01:21:36,867 --> 01:21:40,367 Oh well, anyway, it will be fine. 1122 01:21:40,433 --> 01:21:43,233 What, have you been working out, girl? 1123 01:21:46,533 --> 01:21:50,500 And that's how I got myself into the trunk of this car. 1124 01:21:50,567 --> 01:21:53,100 Help! 1125 01:22:12,567 --> 01:22:15,133 Ahhhh! 1126 01:22:15,200 --> 01:22:16,967 Ahhhh!! 1127 01:22:17,033 --> 01:22:18,367 No one can hear you. 1128 01:22:18,433 --> 01:22:21,133 Ahhhh! 1129 01:22:23,400 --> 01:22:25,934 Now you're just startling the wild life, Charlotte. 1130 01:22:26,000 --> 01:22:28,600 Where are we? 1131 01:22:28,667 --> 01:22:31,000 Somewhere in the valley, I think. 1132 01:22:31,066 --> 01:22:34,033 The bodies, they're all here? 1133 01:22:34,834 --> 01:22:36,400 Affirmative. 1134 01:22:36,467 --> 01:22:37,500 Where? 1135 01:22:37,567 --> 01:22:38,634 Where? 1136 01:22:40,767 --> 01:22:42,800 You're standing on Mister Button. 1137 01:22:42,867 --> 01:22:45,367 Ahhh! Mister Button? 1138 01:22:45,433 --> 01:22:49,567 Yeah. That tiny spot right there is that annoying little rat-dog 1139 01:22:49,634 --> 01:22:51,400 Fruit Loops? 1140 01:22:51,467 --> 01:22:52,567 I think so. 1141 01:22:52,634 --> 01:22:55,400 It is hard to keep that little varmint straight. 1142 01:22:56,900 --> 01:22:59,700 The others, they are all here? 1143 01:22:59,767 --> 01:23:03,133 Yeah, your whole journal. 1144 01:23:03,200 --> 01:23:06,066 Cheesy weatherman is right there. 1145 01:23:06,133 --> 01:23:08,600 Over there is Wick. 1146 01:23:08,667 --> 01:23:12,300 There, is uh... Chad and Scott. 1147 01:23:12,367 --> 01:23:14,600 And right there is your old boss. 1148 01:23:15,900 --> 01:23:19,133 And then a few of my professional clients are mixed in with them. 1149 01:23:19,200 --> 01:23:25,200 So, homicide is in fact your profession. 1150 01:23:25,266 --> 01:23:27,767 It's more of a calling, really. 1151 01:23:27,834 --> 01:23:30,900 How could you do that? 1152 01:23:30,967 --> 01:23:33,033 What... You mean did I go to school for it? 1153 01:23:33,100 --> 01:23:39,066 No. I mean, how can you make the taking of human life your profession? 1154 01:23:39,133 --> 01:23:40,967 How does anyone chose a profession, really? 1155 01:23:41,033 --> 01:23:43,867 I mean, what makes a professional wrestler? 1156 01:23:43,934 --> 01:23:45,834 What makes a professional bird watcher? 1157 01:23:45,900 --> 01:23:48,066 What makes a professional vegetable taster? 1158 01:23:48,133 --> 01:23:50,100 Who knows how these things sort themselves out? 1159 01:23:50,166 --> 01:23:52,600 Okay, bird watching isn't a profession. 1160 01:23:52,667 --> 01:23:53,767 Why not? 1161 01:23:53,834 --> 01:23:57,233 It's more of a hobby. 1162 01:23:57,300 --> 01:23:59,934 The Audubon Society is professional bird watchers. 1163 01:24:00,000 --> 01:24:02,600 No, they're volunteers. 1164 01:24:02,667 --> 01:24:04,367 Get down on your knees. 1165 01:24:04,433 --> 01:24:06,467 Excuse me? 1166 01:24:06,533 --> 01:24:09,100 My instructions were not ambiguous. 1167 01:24:09,166 --> 01:24:11,233 Why do you want me to get down on my knees? 1168 01:24:13,000 --> 01:24:14,600 No. 1169 01:24:14,667 --> 01:24:16,066 I'm a Buddhist. 1170 01:24:16,133 --> 01:24:18,767 You're going to kill me. 1171 01:24:18,834 --> 01:24:19,900 Yep. 1172 01:24:19,967 --> 01:24:21,734 But I thought you loved me. 1173 01:24:21,800 --> 01:24:24,600 Hey, I do love you. 1174 01:24:24,667 --> 01:24:27,066 But I'm not going to go to prison for you. 1175 01:24:27,133 --> 01:24:30,934 - My love has boundaries. - But I'm not going to send you to prison. 1176 01:24:31,000 --> 01:24:32,884 Oh, so those cops you were talking to, they're 1177 01:24:32,926 --> 01:24:34,934 helping you with the neighborhood watch program? 1178 01:24:35,000 --> 01:24:36,634 You know about them? 1179 01:24:36,700 --> 01:24:38,100 Yeah. 1180 01:24:38,166 --> 01:24:40,734 Well, I got scared. 1181 01:24:40,800 --> 01:24:44,400 What do you want, when you find out your boyfriend is a serial killer? 1182 01:24:44,467 --> 01:24:47,266 Maybe a little bit of gratitude. 1183 01:24:47,333 --> 01:24:50,533 You know maybe... "Thank you, Lyle." 1184 01:24:50,600 --> 01:24:53,867 Thank you for making all my dreams come true. 1185 01:24:53,934 --> 01:24:59,433 Thank you for wasting all those horrible, evil people who ever did me wrong. 1186 01:24:59,500 --> 01:25:03,066 Well, when you put it that way... 1187 01:25:05,333 --> 01:25:08,467 No! -Down -Please! 1188 01:25:12,000 --> 01:25:14,533 Any final words? 1189 01:25:14,600 --> 01:25:17,033 My mind's a blank. 1190 01:25:17,100 --> 01:25:20,066 You could say, uh... 1191 01:25:20,133 --> 01:25:23,266 "Please forgive me God for all my sins." 1192 01:25:23,333 --> 01:25:26,066 but I'm not Catholic. 1193 01:25:26,133 --> 01:25:28,567 I'm not going to tell anybody. 1194 01:25:28,634 --> 01:25:31,600 Okay, okay! 1195 01:25:34,934 --> 01:25:36,934 God... 1196 01:25:37,000 --> 01:25:41,000 You know, I tried to be a good person. 1197 01:25:41,066 --> 01:25:42,867 But, ah... 1198 01:25:42,934 --> 01:25:46,467 If I'm being totally honest, which... 1199 01:25:46,533 --> 01:25:50,667 I'm pretty sure is a large component of praying, then ahh... 1200 01:25:50,734 --> 01:25:54,433 I'm kind of glad the cheesy weatherman is dead. 1201 01:25:54,500 --> 01:25:57,634 And, since you're God, all powerful and all that, then 1202 01:25:57,700 --> 01:26:00,266 lying to you is pretty much fruitless. 1203 01:26:00,333 --> 01:26:02,700 So I must admit... 1204 01:26:02,767 --> 01:26:07,066 that I'm happy about the prick, who took my virginity being dead too! 1205 01:26:07,133 --> 01:26:09,867 And let's face it... 1206 01:26:09,934 --> 01:26:14,166 That asshole, Mister Button... did not deserve to live. 1207 01:26:14,233 --> 01:26:19,567 I mean, come on! Mister Mister Weller, good riddance. 1208 01:26:19,634 --> 01:26:22,233 Fruit Loops, bark in the afterlife! 1209 01:26:22,300 --> 01:26:24,300 Ruff! Ruff! 1210 01:26:24,367 --> 01:26:27,567 Wick! See ya! Wouldn't want to be ya! 1211 01:26:27,634 --> 01:26:30,834 And that prick who always took my parking space? 1212 01:26:30,900 --> 01:26:33,567 Happy trails! 1213 01:26:34,700 --> 01:26:38,533 My wish list wasn't hypothetical. 1214 01:26:38,600 --> 01:26:42,333 I genuinely wanted all of them croaked. 1215 01:26:42,400 --> 01:26:46,567 Every single one. 1216 01:26:48,567 --> 01:26:52,367 Which could only mean that... 1217 01:27:08,834 --> 01:27:10,800 Babe, will you get the phone? 1218 01:27:10,867 --> 01:27:12,333 Yeah. 1219 01:27:21,200 --> 01:27:23,867 Wilkes Contracting. 1220 01:27:23,934 --> 01:27:25,734 Oh hi, Mom! 1221 01:27:27,800 --> 01:27:29,200 Well umm... 1222 01:27:29,266 --> 01:27:31,934 If it's a girl we're thinking, "Phoebe". 1223 01:27:32,000 --> 01:27:33,867 If it's a boy, we like "Shane". 1224 01:27:33,934 --> 01:27:35,367 Lyle Junior. 1225 01:27:35,433 --> 01:27:38,800 Oh, correction, "Lyle Junior." 1226 01:27:40,867 --> 01:27:46,734 I'm good. How is dad? Is he still going crazy? 1227 01:27:46,800 --> 01:27:50,533 Yeah, things are... Things are really good. 84993

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