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[music]
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[phone ringing]
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[clears throat]
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[deep voice] Jere--
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Hello?
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M-Ma'am, ma'am,
can you stop screaming
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into the phone, please?
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Th-thank you.
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Yes, yes, this is he,
Je-Jeremy Washington,
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father of Phillip Washington.
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Yeah, yeah.
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He what?
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Oh my goodness.
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I am beyond disappointed in
my son, Phillip Washington,
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because I am his father.
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Yeah. No,
don't worry, don't worry.
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I'll deal with it.
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I'll--I'll, uh...
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I'll break--break both his legs,
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because that is what you do
to discipline your son.
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Yes, okay, thank--thank you.
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God bless America.
Yes we can.
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[whispers] Killed it!
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That lady was not
a stranger, Jeremy.
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Yes, she was.
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I met her before.
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Yeah, you met her before
we went in the store,
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in the parking lot.
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It's not that big of a deal.
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You asked her could
you hold her baby.
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Looked like she
needed some help.
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She was nursing!
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Hey, Leah.
Hey, Jeremy.
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-Hm?
-Scuse?
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My friend's mom is
a teen psychologist,
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and she says that calling
parents by their first names
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helps with separation anxiety.
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Oh, oh, okay, well, that's
some new generation stuff.
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We old school.
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That'll get you hurt
and us in jail.
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Now, why you carrying
that big-old bag?
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Why didn't you tell
Phillip to bring it in?
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-Phillip came home early.
-Oh, he didn't have practice?
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I guess not.
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Oh, what's in your bag?
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Just some stuff from my locker.
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Starting to clear things out.
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Oh, my baby is graduating.
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I'm gonna be out,
Miss Independent, grown.
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Uh, you not grown until
you stop asking for money.
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Okay, well, that probably won't
be until I get my AARP card.
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Hey, yo. Is this somebody
kissing on you?
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I told you about him.
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That's the guy who asked
to take a selfie with me
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and snuck one in.
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You don't look
surprised by it at all.
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And you--and you framed it.
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I frame all my photos.
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Mm-hmm.
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Did you really just
take a curling iron
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out of your bag?
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You really need
this stuff at school?
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Yeah. How do you think
I stay looking so good?
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I'm out.
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She don't even have curls.
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I was thinking...
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you and I could have
a mother-daughter day.
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You know, there's
a funny movie out.
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We could...have some popcorn,
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some laughs, some gossip!
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Sorry, Mom, but I'm going out
with my girls tonight.
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Oh yeah? Where to?
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A funny movie.
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Hm, um, well...
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Maybe we can--we can
go to the mall tomorrow.
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I heard they're having
some great sales.
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Ooh, great idea!
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Mmm, okay!
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Okay, I will sure
wear my best drip.
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[laughs] 'Cause I know--
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I know you don't like me
looking old, so...
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I mean, you can wear
a nightgown if you want, Mom.
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No one's gonna
see you drop me off.
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I'm just gonna meet
my friends there.
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♪ No matter what you do,
I love you ♪
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♪ No matter where you go,
I'm behind you for sure ♪
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♪ Always remember,
blood ain't never water ♪
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♪ We'll make it if
we stay together ♪♪
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[somber music on TV]
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[sniffs]
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Babe, you know these kids?
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No, it's just a really
cute commercial.
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Here we go, Bears Gone Bad.
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Oh, look at the little cubs!
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I need to find a horror flick or
something, sci-fi, you trippin'.
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[laughs]
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Oh, you went to
Babble and Booties!
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Aww...
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They had a big sale
on baby clothes.
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Whew! It ain't mine.
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Yeah, I think it's a little
too late for that, Vinny.
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Hell if it ain't, man.
I'm still fertile.
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I could populate a small island
in under five years flat.
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That old seed would need
a whole lot of sunlight
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to generate enough potency
to produce any offspring, Vinny.
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My boys can swim.
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Oh, look at--
these are so cute!
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I bought them
for my great niece.
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She was born 7 pounds, 3 ounces.
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Oh, honey!
Aw, that's like--like Sandra!
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[sighs] I've forgotten what
it's like to have a baby around.
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I haven't.
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Sleepless nights,
long days, poopy diapers,
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-and most importantly--
-[Both] No booty.
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My fourth husband
wanted me to have a child,
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but I told him I
couldn't risk it
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coming out looking like him.
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Oh, his face was the
best birth control ever.
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That's cold.
That is cold.
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Okay, so I'm gonna go ahead
and, uh, pack these up
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and get them shipped out.
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Aww...
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I'm gonna pack these up
and get them shipped out.
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I can help you wrap them.
I can fold them.
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That's--that's
quite all right, Leah.
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I don't think they'll
make it to the box.
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Let me just put it in here.
Look at the baby--hey!
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[babbles]
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Whoa, whoa, boy,
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what in the hell
is wrong with you, man?
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-You wanna draw back a nub?
-I can't go back.
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-What?
-No, no Lord, no, uh-uh.
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I'm too old to be starting over.
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What are you talking about, man?
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I've already trained
my little minions
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to swim in the
opposite direction!
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Man, what is wrong
with you, man?
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You've been in my damn stuff?
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No.
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I think Leah got baby fever.
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Well, then hell,
take her to the doctor.
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See if he can find
a cure for women in heat, man.
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That's all you gotta--
and give me this.
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This ain't nothin' to play with.
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This'll bring fire
to your penis, boy!
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[music]
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My ear's ringing.
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[music]
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Oh, my gosh.
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I told Mom and Dad
you came home early
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'cause you weren't feeling well.
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Well, good.
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I did say that, so I
guess you didn't lie.
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You know, when the school calls
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and Mom and Dad
find out the truth,
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not only are you
gonna be suspended,
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but you may have to get used to
rolling around on a wheelchair
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when they're finished with you.
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Look, uh, the school already
called and I handled it.
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What did you say?
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Well, I--I pretended to be dad.
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And when they broke the news,
I got mad and was like,
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[deep voice] don't worry,
I'm gonna break both his legs.
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-That sounds nothing like Dad.
-You don't think so?
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-[Sandra] Not at all.
-What about this?
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[deep voice] Yes we can.
God bless America.
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Sounds like Grandpa.
[giggles]
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Hey look, I handled it, okay?
Just don't say anything.
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I won't, unless they ask me.
And then it's snitch city.
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[knocking on door]
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One second!
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Shh, shh, shh!
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[exhales quickly]
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Come in!
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Sweetie?
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[groans]
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Sandra said you came home early.
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Yeah...
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[hacks, coughs]
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Yeah, yeah.
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Oh!
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Oh, this was the little
book that I read to you
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when you were little!
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Oh!
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You okay, Mom?
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Mm-hmm, yup!
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Just--oh, probably just coming
down with whatever Phillip has.
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Stupiditis is not contagious.
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[groans]
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Okay, I'll call the school.
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No, no!
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[groans, coughs]
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No, no, no.
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I can just bring
a note on Monday.
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Okay, I'll still call the school
so I can get your homework.
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No!
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[groans] It hurts.
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Everything hurts.
[coughs]
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S-S-Sandra--
Sandra can get my homework.
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I can?
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Uh, not believe this
lip gloss is so glossy.
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[music]
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[giggles]
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-Aww!
-It looks so cute!
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I don't know what's
wrong with me.
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The closer it gets for Sandra
to go, the sadder I get!
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-Oh!
-Well, it's normal, it's normal.
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We all want our kids--
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Oh, okay, ladies?
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We want our kids to go out
and experience the world.
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I remember when we saw our
daughter off on her own.
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My second husband and I
got her to the airport
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and watched the plane take off.
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That sounds so sad.
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Are you kidding me?
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That was the day I handed
him my divorce papers
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and I was back on the market in
search of my next man adventure.
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[laughs]
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Hey, hey, hey!
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You know, I remember
this couple, um,
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they wanted to
have another baby.
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And their last son turned 18,
and they wanted to start over.
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But it's okay if that's
what you wanna do.
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Nine months with
a life inside you,
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kicking you like
a fifth-degree black belt.
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It's exhausting!
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I enjoyed all of it.
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Where did the time go?
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Well, I think
you're just going through
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a new phase in life, Leah--
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Okay, ladies!
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Wait a--wait a minute!
Wait a minute! Hey!
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Leah, Leah, I really think
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that maybe you should
talk to Jeremy about this.
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You think he can handle it?
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[Cora] He's a mature young man.
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-Hi, honey.
-We talked him up.
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Hey, bay--sweetie.
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Uh, did I interrupt girl time?
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No, no, no, no,
you right on time.
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We--we--we--thank you.
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Go on and--thank you.
You helped us!
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You are just the person
I wanted to see, mm-hmm.
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What happened to the couch?
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Mm-hmm, yeah.
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Do you remember when we,
um...used to go to dinner?
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And then would come home,
and then we would...
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light a candle and get busy, hm?
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[unzips zipper]
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You mean like last night?
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Maybe with a little
more intention.
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You know, more purpose driven?
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Goal oriented?
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-Goal oriented?
-Uh-huh.
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I don't know,
I got it in the goal.
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00:11:35,901 --> 00:11:37,236
I hope you're not
talking about what I--
257
00:11:37,236 --> 00:11:38,771
I think I wanna have
another baby, Jeremy.
258
00:11:38,771 --> 00:11:42,641
No, no!
259
00:11:42,641 --> 00:11:44,043
Baby!
260
00:11:44,043 --> 00:11:49,548
I...heard...you...
the...first...time!
261
00:11:49,548 --> 00:11:51,050
Aaah!
262
00:11:51,050 --> 00:11:54,220
[hyperventilates]
263
00:11:55,921 --> 00:11:59,391
Aaaaaaahhhhh!
264
00:12:01,627 --> 00:12:03,696
Hmph! A mature
young man, huh?!
265
00:12:03,696 --> 00:12:06,999
[music]
266
00:12:06,999 --> 00:12:08,601
I want another baby.
267
00:12:10,762 --> 00:12:15,033
[music]
268
00:12:23,208 --> 00:12:25,009
That's about right.
269
00:12:26,678 --> 00:12:29,681
[phone ringing]
270
00:12:29,681 --> 00:12:32,083
Yo. Yo.
271
00:12:33,051 --> 00:12:35,153
Yeah, that man is dumb.
272
00:12:35,153 --> 00:12:38,623
Yeah, he thought BLM
stood for Be Like Mike.
273
00:12:38,623 --> 00:12:42,393
He should be teaching
stupid, not science.
274
00:12:42,393 --> 00:12:45,129
Right? And he had
the audacity to suspend me.
275
00:12:45,129 --> 00:12:46,865
Like--like I'm not the one who--
276
00:12:46,865 --> 00:12:50,134
Like I'm not the--not the--
277
00:12:50,134 --> 00:12:54,539
[coughs] Not the one too
sick to go to school.
278
00:12:54,539 --> 00:12:55,673
Let me call you back.
279
00:12:56,941 --> 00:12:58,276
"Let me call you back."
280
00:12:58,276 --> 00:13:01,779
You must think I'm
Boo Boo the damn Fool, boy!
281
00:13:01,779 --> 00:13:04,249
Well, if you switched eyes,
I can see the similarities.
282
00:13:05,250 --> 00:13:07,118
-Uh, I can explain.
-Look, save your damn breath.
283
00:13:07,118 --> 00:13:08,853
The school called
here this morning
284
00:13:08,853 --> 00:13:10,021
and said you
cheatin' the system.
285
00:13:10,021 --> 00:13:12,457
Damn it, that's my job, Phillip!
286
00:13:12,457 --> 00:13:14,626
Grandpa, this--this
teacher is dumb, man.
287
00:13:14,626 --> 00:13:16,127
Nobody likes him.
288
00:13:16,127 --> 00:13:17,929
Phillip, you plagiarized, man!
289
00:13:17,929 --> 00:13:19,264
Of course I did!
290
00:13:19,264 --> 00:13:20,565
Why am I writing
stuff in my own words
291
00:13:20,565 --> 00:13:22,734
when somebody already
did it for me?
292
00:13:22,734 --> 00:13:24,569
Now I'm trying to figure
out if you're just stupid
293
00:13:24,569 --> 00:13:26,404
or you're just stupid.
294
00:13:26,404 --> 00:13:28,873
This teacher is always on me.
295
00:13:28,873 --> 00:13:30,708
He's like, "Phillip, make sure--
296
00:13:30,708 --> 00:13:32,744
"make sure you turn your
assignments in on time.
297
00:13:32,744 --> 00:13:35,079
"Phillip, make sure you
proofread your essays.
298
00:13:35,079 --> 00:13:37,715
Phillip, make sure you
come to my class on time."
299
00:13:37,715 --> 00:13:39,083
What does he think this is?
300
00:13:39,083 --> 00:13:40,552
Something like school.
301
00:13:42,020 --> 00:13:43,821
He has 28 other
students to worry about,
302
00:13:43,821 --> 00:13:45,557
yet he always calls me out.
303
00:13:45,557 --> 00:13:47,258
Well, maybe he sees
something in you.
304
00:13:47,258 --> 00:13:50,028
I take it your mom and dad
don't know about this, right?
305
00:13:50,028 --> 00:13:51,496
No.
306
00:13:51,496 --> 00:13:52,830
You're gonna let them
keep thinking you sick?
307
00:13:52,830 --> 00:13:54,332
What good is that gonna do?
308
00:13:54,332 --> 00:13:58,069
Mom's homemade soup and--and
binge-watching TV shows?
309
00:13:59,170 --> 00:14:02,040
Come on, Phillip,
real men tell the truth, right?
310
00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:03,575
So you tell the
truth all the time?
311
00:14:03,575 --> 00:14:04,976
Well, okay, well...
312
00:14:04,976 --> 00:14:08,212
Real men tell
some folks the truth.
313
00:14:08,212 --> 00:14:10,148
Man, tonight was the
night Mom was making
314
00:14:10,148 --> 00:14:12,116
her famous upside-down cookies.
315
00:14:12,116 --> 00:14:14,686
And I want to finish
the last two seasons of
316
00:14:14,686 --> 00:14:16,387
Get a Girl in 15 Minutes.
317
00:14:16,387 --> 00:14:20,725
[music]
318
00:14:21,659 --> 00:14:26,030
[music]
319
00:14:35,707 --> 00:14:37,108
[chuckles]
320
00:14:42,780 --> 00:14:44,382
[sighs]
321
00:14:48,987 --> 00:14:51,589
I'm sorry!
322
00:14:51,589 --> 00:14:53,858
For what?
323
00:14:53,858 --> 00:14:59,464
You don't want another
little baby to hold and...
324
00:14:59,464 --> 00:15:02,900
play things with, and dress up?
325
00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:04,469
It's fine.
326
00:15:04,469 --> 00:15:06,471
Come on,
don't say it like that.
327
00:15:08,539 --> 00:15:09,907
[sighs]
328
00:15:09,907 --> 00:15:11,709
Sorry I scared you.
329
00:15:11,709 --> 00:15:15,079
You almost fainted, bay--
330
00:15:15,079 --> 00:15:16,648
Sweetie.
331
00:15:16,648 --> 00:15:20,051
You can call me
baby, come on, now.
332
00:15:20,051 --> 00:15:21,486
Hmm...
333
00:15:21,486 --> 00:15:25,523
Is it so wrong for me to
want another baby, Jeremy?
334
00:15:25,523 --> 00:15:28,226
I just feel like
I'm losing something.
335
00:15:28,226 --> 00:15:30,528
Yeah, you are losing something.
336
00:15:30,528 --> 00:15:33,231
You're losing
your damn mind, okay?
337
00:15:33,231 --> 00:15:36,334
Now, we're not losing her.
338
00:15:36,334 --> 00:15:38,102
She's gonna be
leaving soon, Jeremy,
339
00:15:38,102 --> 00:15:41,539
and she is always
with her friends.
340
00:15:41,539 --> 00:15:43,741
She just doesn't
need me anymore.
341
00:15:43,741 --> 00:15:45,043
Uh-uh, that's not true.
342
00:15:45,043 --> 00:15:47,245
She needs us in
different ways now.
343
00:15:47,245 --> 00:15:50,948
Mom, Dad, can I have some money?
344
00:15:50,948 --> 00:15:53,184
See? [chuckles]
345
00:15:53,184 --> 00:15:56,120
Is that all we're
good for, baby munchkin?
346
00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:59,757
I haven't heard you
call me that in a while.
347
00:15:59,757 --> 00:16:02,560
You used to grin from ear to
ear when I called you that.
348
00:16:04,195 --> 00:16:06,898
Just like you're grinning now.
349
00:16:11,836 --> 00:16:13,471
Mmm.
350
00:16:13,471 --> 00:16:15,540
Can I have some money now?
351
00:16:16,574 --> 00:16:20,945
Um...you promise me
a girls night?
352
00:16:20,945 --> 00:16:23,548
We're definitely overdue, Mom.
353
00:16:23,548 --> 00:16:25,683
Okay.
354
00:16:27,952 --> 00:16:30,254
My purse is in the kitchen.
355
00:16:30,254 --> 00:16:31,723
Thank you, Mom.
356
00:16:35,193 --> 00:16:36,961
[sighs]
357
00:16:36,961 --> 00:16:37,995
Look.
358
00:16:37,995 --> 00:16:39,297
[groans]
359
00:16:39,297 --> 00:16:41,399
She's a young lady now.
360
00:16:41,399 --> 00:16:45,603
And we raised her for
this moment right here.
361
00:16:45,603 --> 00:16:47,939
So we gotta let
her get out there
362
00:16:47,939 --> 00:16:52,210
and experience the real
world, just like we did.
363
00:16:52,210 --> 00:16:54,912
That should scare you.
364
00:16:54,912 --> 00:16:59,250
Nope, having another
little "baby munchkin"?
365
00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:01,652
Yeah, that scares me more.
366
00:17:01,652 --> 00:17:03,788
Dad, can I use your credit card?
367
00:17:03,788 --> 00:17:05,757
Your mom just gave
you some money.
368
00:17:05,757 --> 00:17:08,192
It's not enough.
369
00:17:08,192 --> 00:17:09,694
[sighs] Boy...
370
00:17:10,862 --> 00:17:12,396
[music]
371
00:17:12,396 --> 00:17:14,165
All right, Grandson,
I ain't gonna take it easy you.
372
00:17:14,165 --> 00:17:17,935
Watch this, here we go.
Eh, eh, eh, eh.
373
00:17:17,935 --> 00:17:20,138
King me.
374
00:17:20,138 --> 00:17:21,539
You can't jump me like that.
375
00:17:21,539 --> 00:17:23,241
Boy, that's that
hot tamale move.
376
00:17:23,241 --> 00:17:25,309
You don't know nothin'
about that, man.
377
00:17:25,309 --> 00:17:27,278
You just did the electric slide
across the board.
378
00:17:27,278 --> 00:17:29,280
You see, this why nobody
want to play with you.
379
00:17:32,350 --> 00:17:34,852
You look nice and fresh.
380
00:17:34,852 --> 00:17:36,420
It's a miracle.
381
00:17:36,420 --> 00:17:38,156
I was just about
to start brewing up
382
00:17:38,156 --> 00:17:41,025
some lemon drop tea because
we hadn't seen you down here.
383
00:17:41,025 --> 00:17:43,361
Hopefully none of us get
whatever it is that you've got.
384
00:17:43,361 --> 00:17:45,563
Yeah, Phillip,
what was it you got?
385
00:17:47,865 --> 00:17:49,967
Okay, there's--there's
nothing to be got.
386
00:17:49,967 --> 00:17:51,369
Mm-hmm.
387
00:17:51,369 --> 00:17:53,571
What you mean?
388
00:17:53,571 --> 00:17:56,174
Mom, you, uh--you might want
to sit down for this one.
389
00:17:56,174 --> 00:17:58,209
I'm about to break
both his legs.
390
00:17:58,209 --> 00:17:59,877
I'ma help you, too.
391
00:18:03,447 --> 00:18:07,084
The reason--the reason
I've been staying home is
392
00:18:07,084 --> 00:18:08,586
not because I've
been feeling sick.
393
00:18:08,586 --> 00:18:09,987
Boy, you've been fakin' sick!
394
00:18:09,987 --> 00:18:12,623
You had me in the kitchen,
sweating over a stove,
395
00:18:12,623 --> 00:18:14,458
making some free
range chicken soup
396
00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:17,128
and mixing medicinal
smoothies for nothing!
397
00:18:17,128 --> 00:18:18,462
Nothing!
398
00:18:20,097 --> 00:18:21,833
So--so what was it?
399
00:18:24,268 --> 00:18:25,436
I got suspended.
400
00:18:25,436 --> 00:18:27,071
[Leah and Jeremy]
Suspended!?
401
00:18:27,071 --> 00:18:28,973
Why were you suspended, Phillip?
402
00:18:28,973 --> 00:18:30,441
Plagiarism.
403
00:18:30,441 --> 00:18:33,711
Oh, I once knew a girl
named Plagiarism...
404
00:18:33,711 --> 00:18:36,614
No, no, plagiarizing, as in,
like, taking somebody's stuff
405
00:18:36,614 --> 00:18:38,416
and passing it as your own?
406
00:18:38,416 --> 00:18:40,718
You know I know that, right?
407
00:18:40,718 --> 00:18:43,654
So what made you steal from
another person's work, Phillip?
408
00:18:43,654 --> 00:18:45,590
I was tired of coming home
from practice and school,
409
00:18:45,590 --> 00:18:47,859
and I forgot the essay was due.
410
00:18:47,859 --> 00:18:48,926
And I didn't wanna fail,
411
00:18:48,926 --> 00:18:51,162
so I copied an article
I found online.
412
00:18:51,162 --> 00:18:53,397
Son, you're a smart kid.
413
00:18:53,397 --> 00:18:55,399
You don't have to do things
like this, all right?
414
00:18:55,399 --> 00:18:57,201
Now, this is just
poor time management.
415
00:18:57,201 --> 00:18:59,537
Mm-hmm, if you're
tired, take a catnap.
416
00:18:59,537 --> 00:19:00,938
Get up, get to work.
417
00:19:00,938 --> 00:19:02,840
There are no shortcuts
in life, Phillip.
418
00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:05,343
That's right, a shortcut
just ends you up in a place
419
00:19:05,343 --> 00:19:06,844
you don't wanna be.
420
00:19:06,844 --> 00:19:10,715
Nothing, and I mean
nothing, beats hard work!
421
00:19:10,715 --> 00:19:12,950
I'ma go take a nap.
Excuse me.
422
00:19:15,553 --> 00:19:17,788
We are really disappointed
in you, Phillip.
423
00:19:17,788 --> 00:19:19,557
I know.
Look, I'm really sorry.
424
00:19:19,557 --> 00:19:21,092
Yeah, well,
when you know better,
425
00:19:21,092 --> 00:19:22,426
you do better, all right?
426
00:19:22,426 --> 00:19:23,694
Now, I'm gonna
call the principal.
427
00:19:23,694 --> 00:19:25,529
I'ma see if we can
go down to that school
428
00:19:25,529 --> 00:19:26,797
and have you make up this work
429
00:19:26,797 --> 00:19:28,399
whether you get
credit for it or not.
430
00:19:28,399 --> 00:19:29,634
Yes, sir.
431
00:19:29,634 --> 00:19:32,303
You don't have to copy anybody.
432
00:19:32,303 --> 00:19:36,040
God made you an original,
so act like it.
433
00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:37,475
Yes, ma'am.
434
00:19:37,475 --> 00:19:41,312
Now, you are on restriction
until further notice.
435
00:19:41,312 --> 00:19:43,881
Well, my social life
is dead anyway.
436
00:19:43,881 --> 00:19:45,283
Teacher called me out
in front of everyone,
437
00:19:45,283 --> 00:19:48,619
and Cindy Davis and all her
cute friends laughed at me.
438
00:19:48,619 --> 00:19:49,954
I'll never get a date.
439
00:19:49,954 --> 00:19:52,123
Yeah, well, I bet
you're real embarrassed.
440
00:19:52,123 --> 00:19:53,457
Yeah, that's an understatement.
441
00:19:53,457 --> 00:19:55,993
Yeah, well, guess how
embarrassed you gonna be
442
00:19:55,993 --> 00:19:58,562
when I put this size 12
footprint on that ass.
443
00:19:58,562 --> 00:20:01,432
-Chill, chill!
-Come here, baby, come on.
444
00:20:04,102 --> 00:20:06,037
[music]
445
00:20:06,037 --> 00:20:09,007
[laughing]
446
00:20:09,007 --> 00:20:10,441
[Leah] Oh my goodness!
447
00:20:10,441 --> 00:20:12,277
I love the part
where--where she said
448
00:20:12,277 --> 00:20:13,478
she would only
charge him half price
449
00:20:13,478 --> 00:20:14,812
because he was so short!
450
00:20:14,812 --> 00:20:17,582
[laughing]
451
00:20:17,582 --> 00:20:19,083
That's funny.
452
00:20:19,083 --> 00:20:21,486
Look like you two had a
good mother-daughter day out.
453
00:20:21,486 --> 00:20:25,056
-It was wonderful!
-And we're not done yet.
454
00:20:25,056 --> 00:20:28,726
-We still have to do our nails.
-Okay, I'll go get the polish.
455
00:20:32,330 --> 00:20:36,501
Hmm, I'm glad you made
time for your mom.
456
00:20:36,501 --> 00:20:38,670
Yeah, I'm gonna have
to do it more often.
457
00:20:38,670 --> 00:20:40,672
-We're gonna miss each other.
-You know what?
458
00:20:40,672 --> 00:20:42,607
You can do it as
often as you like,
459
00:20:42,607 --> 00:20:43,975
'cause then that'll
get me some years,
460
00:20:43,975 --> 00:20:47,011
and then, by then,
maybe menopause will hit,
461
00:20:47,011 --> 00:20:48,680
and I'll be in the clear.
462
00:20:49,747 --> 00:20:51,783
As long as you keep
giving me your credit card.
463
00:20:51,783 --> 00:20:54,018
[music]
464
00:20:55,495 --> 00:20:59,032
[music]
465
00:21:25,486 --> 00:21:26,954
[music]
466
00:21:27,655 --> 00:21:29,357
[music]
467
00:21:29,407 --> 00:21:33,957
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