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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,788 --> 00:00:03,657 - ♪ 2 00:00:03,657 --> 00:00:05,960 - If I wanted an out-of-network anesthesiologist, 3 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:08,763 I woulda asked for one. Yeah, okay. 4 00:00:08,763 --> 00:00:11,132 Well, I bet your conscience is as clear as my canal 5 00:00:11,132 --> 00:00:13,300 right now, dropping this extra 2,000 on me. 6 00:00:16,337 --> 00:00:18,639 - Baby, good morning. 7 00:00:18,639 --> 00:00:20,207 What's got you all hot and bothered? 8 00:00:20,207 --> 00:00:22,643 - Man, unexpected medical bills. 9 00:00:22,643 --> 00:00:24,779 You know, they coulda just numbed me up with a 10 00:00:24,779 --> 00:00:26,147 pint of bourbon for $25. 11 00:00:28,115 --> 00:00:29,984 - Hey, can one of you guys sign this? 12 00:00:29,984 --> 00:00:34,355 It's for my senior dues. We still owe $245. 13 00:00:34,355 --> 00:00:36,223 - Do they accept Monopoly money? 14 00:00:39,160 --> 00:00:42,596 - Hey, hey, hey, Dad, have you seen my laptop? 15 00:00:42,596 --> 00:00:45,199 - No, but I hope you find it, or else Dad might have you 16 00:00:45,199 --> 00:00:48,035 etching your homework on concrete tablets. 17 00:00:48,035 --> 00:00:49,837 - If it wasn't issued by the school, 18 00:00:49,837 --> 00:00:51,539 that's exactly what he'd be doing. 19 00:00:51,539 --> 00:00:53,174 Matter of fact, them holy tablets will actually 20 00:00:53,174 --> 00:00:55,142 probably help you with your grades. 21 00:00:55,142 --> 00:00:56,677 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, Dad, Dad, Dad. 22 00:00:56,677 --> 00:00:58,646 The new Currys just dropped on HotBox. 23 00:00:58,646 --> 00:00:59,980 Can I get... 24 00:00:59,980 --> 00:01:02,650 - A job? You can get a job. 25 00:01:02,650 --> 00:01:04,785 - No, the new Currys, the new Currys. 26 00:01:04,785 --> 00:01:07,721 - How 'bout you get the Furrys? - PHILIP: What are those? 27 00:01:07,721 --> 00:01:11,192 - Those are the fake Currys. They look just like 'em. 28 00:01:11,192 --> 00:01:13,694 - No, Dad, I'm serious. These are limited edition. 29 00:01:13,694 --> 00:01:16,730 And if we pay in 10 minutes, we can get 'em half off. 30 00:01:16,730 --> 00:01:19,500 - How much is half off? 31 00:01:19,500 --> 00:01:23,604 - $950 plus shipping and handling, and fees, and tax. 32 00:01:25,940 --> 00:01:27,641 - Son, let me ask you a question. 33 00:01:27,641 --> 00:01:29,710 When you play ball with your friends, how much money 34 00:01:29,710 --> 00:01:32,112 do you make every time you make a basket? 35 00:01:34,849 --> 00:01:37,518 - Carry the one. N...nothing. 36 00:01:39,753 --> 00:01:42,223 - Babe, do me a favor. Can you go in your purse 37 00:01:42,223 --> 00:01:44,391 and give Philip nothing for his sneakers? 38 00:01:47,661 --> 00:01:51,532 - I guess you don't wanna see this car note, then, huh? 39 00:01:51,532 --> 00:01:53,868 - Yo, we might as well just take a speed walking class 40 00:01:53,868 --> 00:01:55,369 and trade the car in. 41 00:01:57,304 --> 00:01:59,540 - Baby, what's wrong? 42 00:01:59,540 --> 00:02:03,410 - [sighs] More month at the end of my money. 43 00:02:03,410 --> 00:02:06,280 I'm tired of this, yo. This check-to-check thing, 44 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:09,049 this can't be my future. 45 00:02:09,049 --> 00:02:12,052 We need to have a talk. 46 00:02:12,052 --> 00:02:14,488 - Do I need to sit down? 47 00:02:14,488 --> 00:02:16,156 - Yeah, you might want to. 48 00:02:17,491 --> 00:02:19,093 - Okay, well now, if you leaving me 49 00:02:19,093 --> 00:02:22,062 for a younger woman, I'm gonna need about five minutes, okay? 50 00:02:22,062 --> 00:02:23,831 'Cause I need to go warm up my grease, 51 00:02:23,831 --> 00:02:27,334 get my petroleum jelly and take these earrings off. 52 00:02:27,334 --> 00:02:29,236 - Yeah, you know I would never do that. 53 00:02:29,236 --> 00:02:31,839 Sit down. 54 00:02:31,839 --> 00:02:34,041 - [Leah sighs] 55 00:02:34,041 --> 00:02:39,947 - My old boss called about a position that's opening. 56 00:02:39,947 --> 00:02:44,718 - No, Jeremy, no, no, no. Not that shady man, no. 57 00:02:44,718 --> 00:02:48,122 - Well, they offering almost double what I was making before. 58 00:02:48,122 --> 00:02:50,057 - Are you seriously considering that? 59 00:02:50,057 --> 00:02:54,094 - We're having our own house, four bedrooms to us, 60 00:02:54,094 --> 00:02:58,432 nobody else? Saving for our retirement. 61 00:02:58,432 --> 00:03:01,101 Being able to meet up with old friends and family 62 00:03:01,101 --> 00:03:04,805 and going to our favorite stepping spots. 63 00:03:04,805 --> 00:03:08,609 - Well, if you put it all like that then, 64 00:03:08,609 --> 00:03:11,779 it might be time to head on back to Chi Town, baby... 65 00:03:11,779 --> 00:03:13,047 - Exactly. 66 00:03:13,047 --> 00:03:14,982 - ♪ 67 00:03:16,734 --> 00:03:18,203 - ♪ 68 00:03:18,203 --> 00:03:20,605 - ♪ No matter what you do, I love you ♪ 69 00:03:20,605 --> 00:03:24,409 ♪ No matter where you go, I'm behind you for sure ♪ 70 00:03:24,409 --> 00:03:27,145 ♪ Always remember, blood ain't never water ♪ 71 00:03:27,145 --> 00:03:29,747 ♪ We'll make it if we stay together ♪ 72 00:03:32,051 --> 00:03:35,488 - ♪ 73 00:03:50,503 --> 00:03:53,439 - Look, if Mom and Dad find out I lost my laptop, 74 00:03:53,439 --> 00:03:55,308 I'm done. I mean, the school is 75 00:03:55,308 --> 00:03:58,144 charging $500 for lost electronics. 76 00:03:58,144 --> 00:04:00,046 - You better get out and make some money then. 77 00:04:00,046 --> 00:04:01,481 - By doing what? 78 00:04:01,481 --> 00:04:03,349 - Well, the Get Rich Tax Service down the street 79 00:04:03,349 --> 00:04:04,984 is looking for a new corner sign spinner. 80 00:04:04,984 --> 00:04:08,287 Although I heard the last one got hit by a bus. 81 00:04:08,287 --> 00:04:09,989 - What? 82 00:04:09,989 --> 00:04:12,225 You know what? I'm just gonna sell my J's 83 00:04:12,225 --> 00:04:14,794 on HotBox until I make enough money to pay the fine. 84 00:04:14,794 --> 00:04:17,130 - Okay, but what are you gonna do when Mom and Dad 85 00:04:17,130 --> 00:04:18,498 ask about the laptop? 86 00:04:18,498 --> 00:04:20,533 - Uh, that's easy. I'm just gonna say you 87 00:04:20,533 --> 00:04:22,201 borrowed it and lost it. Duh. 88 00:04:22,201 --> 00:04:23,703 - [knocking] 89 00:04:27,006 --> 00:04:30,176 - What did we do? - What did we do now? 90 00:04:30,176 --> 00:04:31,744 - Y'all ain't in any trouble. 91 00:04:31,744 --> 00:04:33,479 - Okay, well, when you both come in here, 92 00:04:33,479 --> 00:04:34,914 that's usually what it means. 93 00:04:34,914 --> 00:04:37,817 - Your father and I have something to tell you two. 94 00:04:37,817 --> 00:04:39,519 - Philip was adopted and is moving to live 95 00:04:39,519 --> 00:04:40,920 with his real family? 96 00:04:42,955 --> 00:04:46,459 - [sighs] My old boss called and offered me my job back 97 00:04:46,459 --> 00:04:49,028 with a big raise. 98 00:04:49,028 --> 00:04:51,297 - Are you saying what we think you're saying? 99 00:04:51,297 --> 00:04:52,999 - We're moving back to Chicago. 100 00:04:52,999 --> 00:04:54,700 - BOTH: We're moving back to Chicago! 101 00:04:54,700 --> 00:04:57,070 We're moving back to Chicago! 102 00:04:57,070 --> 00:04:58,871 - And you thought they was gonna be mad. 103 00:04:58,871 --> 00:05:00,706 - This means I get my privacy back. 104 00:05:00,706 --> 00:05:03,409 And when I wake up in the morning, I don't have to look 105 00:05:03,409 --> 00:05:05,445 at this, this ogre. 106 00:05:05,445 --> 00:05:06,946 - You know what? I will miss your 107 00:05:06,946 --> 00:05:09,816 morning breath putting me back to sleep. 108 00:05:09,816 --> 00:05:12,318 - You can't tell anyone yet, so I want you two 109 00:05:12,318 --> 00:05:13,886 to keep it to yourselves. 110 00:05:13,886 --> 00:05:15,922 - Grandpa Vinny is gonna be shocked. 111 00:05:15,922 --> 00:05:18,958 - Yeah, I feel bad. I'm gonna miss Grandpa Vinny. 112 00:05:18,958 --> 00:05:21,194 - Your grandpa is old and he's been through enough 113 00:05:21,194 --> 00:05:24,330 to handle it. He may feel a little betrayed 114 00:05:24,330 --> 00:05:26,766 and abandoned at first, uh... 115 00:05:26,766 --> 00:05:28,668 - Yeah, but look, he already knew this wasn't 116 00:05:28,668 --> 00:05:30,636 no permanent situation, all right? 117 00:05:30,636 --> 00:05:32,772 So he's gonna have to adjust. 118 00:05:32,772 --> 00:05:35,208 And he's gonna have to adjust quickly because we're leaving 119 00:05:35,208 --> 00:05:37,343 in three weeks. 120 00:05:37,343 --> 00:05:38,878 - We're moving back to Chicago! 121 00:05:38,878 --> 00:05:40,780 We're moving back to Chicago! 122 00:05:40,780 --> 00:05:43,015 - ♪ 123 00:05:49,789 --> 00:05:52,792 - Mom, I am donating my wardrobe and going shopping. 124 00:05:52,792 --> 00:05:54,560 Since we've been living with old people, 125 00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:57,830 all my clothes just feel old. 126 00:05:57,830 --> 00:06:01,868 - Hey, your brother's been in and out a lot. 127 00:06:01,868 --> 00:06:06,305 - I don't know nothing. I'm not a snitch. 128 00:06:06,305 --> 00:06:08,774 - [sighs] 129 00:06:08,774 --> 00:06:11,944 Well, it's official. 130 00:06:11,944 --> 00:06:15,515 I called my boss and told him we ready to move forward. 131 00:06:15,515 --> 00:06:17,517 - [sighs] 132 00:06:17,517 --> 00:06:21,087 Okay. We are doing it. 133 00:06:22,655 --> 00:06:24,891 It's not gonna be that big of an adjustment, right? 134 00:06:24,891 --> 00:06:26,859 - Nah, we ain't been gone that long. 135 00:06:26,859 --> 00:06:29,162 Plus, I'm sure the residents will be happy to have four 136 00:06:29,162 --> 00:06:30,897 less people around here in their business. 137 00:06:30,897 --> 00:06:34,267 - [doorbell] - [laughter] 138 00:06:34,267 --> 00:06:37,837 - Anastasia, I didn't know you drove like that. 139 00:06:37,837 --> 00:06:40,039 - Driving people crazy! I'm sure that's the 140 00:06:40,039 --> 00:06:42,642 first time that place has called a real cop 141 00:06:42,642 --> 00:06:47,013 to pull over a go-kart for a moving violation. 142 00:06:47,013 --> 00:06:50,349 - Y'all, Seniors Drive Til You Drop was a hit. 143 00:06:50,349 --> 00:06:52,919 - Literally. 144 00:06:52,919 --> 00:06:55,655 - And we brought back some goodies. 145 00:06:55,655 --> 00:06:58,291 It took me 15 tries to win these glow balls 146 00:06:58,291 --> 00:07:01,394 for the kids to put in their room. See, it's sticky. 147 00:07:01,394 --> 00:07:03,462 - [laughter] 148 00:07:03,462 --> 00:07:06,265 - And I tight-roped over water to win 149 00:07:06,265 --> 00:07:08,134 this watch for Philip. 150 00:07:08,134 --> 00:07:09,235 - Aw. 151 00:07:09,235 --> 00:07:12,872 - And I dove 12-feet down into a hole pit 152 00:07:12,872 --> 00:07:14,740 to win this for Sandra. 153 00:07:17,009 --> 00:07:21,247 - And this is for the two of you. 154 00:07:21,247 --> 00:07:24,684 I'm going to put a picture of our big, happy household 155 00:07:24,684 --> 00:07:27,853 in it just for you. Isn't it beautiful? 156 00:07:27,853 --> 00:07:30,256 Beautiful just like the two of you. 157 00:07:30,256 --> 00:07:31,757 - This is nice. 158 00:07:31,757 --> 00:07:33,459 - Oh, Lord, what a day. 159 00:07:33,459 --> 00:07:36,429 - [laughter] 160 00:07:36,429 --> 00:07:39,966 - ♪ 161 00:07:41,300 --> 00:07:45,771 - ♪ 162 00:07:45,771 --> 00:07:47,173 - [cheering on TV] 163 00:07:47,173 --> 00:07:51,043 - Hey y'all, this part always makes me cry. 164 00:07:51,043 --> 00:07:54,747 A beautiful family split apart by hunters. 165 00:07:54,747 --> 00:07:57,717 - You do realize you're talking about squirrels. 166 00:07:59,885 --> 00:08:01,287 - What is this, Vinny? 167 00:08:01,287 --> 00:08:03,522 - A petition for me to stay in this house. 168 00:08:03,522 --> 00:08:05,524 Management wants me evicted. 169 00:08:05,524 --> 00:08:07,393 - Now, wait, why would they do that? 170 00:08:07,393 --> 00:08:09,929 - I can think of a few reasons. 171 00:08:09,929 --> 00:08:12,331 - I will sign for that. I like you here. 172 00:08:12,331 --> 00:08:13,966 You're like family. 173 00:08:13,966 --> 00:08:17,503 - Uh, I'll sign, because if you were to leave 174 00:08:17,503 --> 00:08:20,373 who would I make fun of? 175 00:08:20,373 --> 00:08:22,742 - Hey, how are you all doing? 176 00:08:22,742 --> 00:08:26,112 - Uh, we good. How about your backstabbing self? 177 00:08:28,347 --> 00:08:31,784 - Uh, we good. Just cleaning out the house, 178 00:08:31,784 --> 00:08:33,552 tossing out our old stuff. 179 00:08:33,552 --> 00:08:35,221 - Mm-hmm, see what I'm talking about? 180 00:08:35,221 --> 00:08:36,656 - Mm-hmm. 181 00:08:36,656 --> 00:08:39,091 - Hey, hey, hey, everybody. Me and Mr. Brown 182 00:08:39,091 --> 00:08:41,460 just came from church. We just wanted to pop by 183 00:08:41,460 --> 00:08:43,129 and see how everything is going. 184 00:08:43,129 --> 00:08:45,564 - How's it going or who's going? 185 00:08:45,564 --> 00:08:47,400 - Somebody going somewhere? Says who? 186 00:08:49,135 --> 00:08:51,070 - I don't know. Maybe say you. 187 00:08:51,070 --> 00:08:55,207 - Who's in first? - Not today, Efe. Not today. 188 00:08:55,207 --> 00:08:59,712 - Uh, why is the Tyson grill packed up in a box? 189 00:08:59,712 --> 00:09:02,448 - Oh, that. Uh, we were gonna cook 190 00:09:02,448 --> 00:09:05,484 some hamburgers upstairs. 191 00:09:05,484 --> 00:09:07,553 - In a box? 192 00:09:07,553 --> 00:09:10,389 - Catches all the drippings. 193 00:09:10,389 --> 00:09:12,158 - That's weird. 194 00:09:12,158 --> 00:09:14,660 - Hey, Jeremy, what's the bubble wrap for? 195 00:09:14,660 --> 00:09:17,963 - Oh, you know, things that we do in private 196 00:09:17,963 --> 00:09:21,300 we don't usually discuss in public. 197 00:09:21,300 --> 00:09:23,903 - Stop being nasty. 198 00:09:23,903 --> 00:09:26,205 - Hey, Dad, I brought some more tape. 199 00:09:26,205 --> 00:09:30,309 - Oh, uh, yeah, to make the bubble wrap stick. 200 00:09:31,844 --> 00:09:35,147 - Are you role-playing as blow-up dummies? 201 00:09:35,147 --> 00:09:37,683 - My third husband and I tried that once. 202 00:09:37,683 --> 00:09:40,786 Had a hell of a time unwrapping. 203 00:09:41,854 --> 00:09:45,091 - So I see boxes and, 204 00:09:45,091 --> 00:09:49,862 what's...you got bubble wrap and tape. 205 00:09:49,862 --> 00:09:51,197 What's going on? 206 00:09:51,197 --> 00:09:53,099 - Tell 'em. My own blood trying 207 00:09:53,099 --> 00:09:55,401 to give me the boot. Trying to evict me. 208 00:09:55,401 --> 00:09:56,936 - Evict you? 209 00:09:58,404 --> 00:10:00,906 - Okay, if it was you that flooded that toilet 210 00:10:00,906 --> 00:10:02,875 when nobody else can use it, you not getting 211 00:10:02,875 --> 00:10:04,910 your security deposit back. 212 00:10:06,345 --> 00:10:08,647 - I overheard you talking about me, but I have 213 00:10:08,647 --> 00:10:10,049 a signed petition. 214 00:10:13,619 --> 00:10:16,989 - Wow, three whole signatures. You did that thing. 215 00:10:19,225 --> 00:10:22,428 - Grandpa Vinny, nobody's trying to put you out. 216 00:10:22,428 --> 00:10:24,463 - And if they did, me and Sandra are going with you, 217 00:10:24,463 --> 00:10:27,133 because you're more fun, anyways, no offense. 218 00:10:29,201 --> 00:10:33,839 - We were just saying how we'll miss you. 219 00:10:33,839 --> 00:10:35,274 - Miss us? 220 00:10:35,274 --> 00:10:37,176 - Wait a minute, what, where y'all going? 221 00:10:37,176 --> 00:10:41,380 - [sighs] My old boss called and offered me a job. 222 00:10:41,380 --> 00:10:42,782 We going back to Chicago. 223 00:10:42,782 --> 00:10:44,283 - Chicago? 224 00:10:44,283 --> 00:10:46,152 - Chicago? I tell you, y'all not getting 225 00:10:46,152 --> 00:10:48,421 y'all security deposit back since y'all fixing to leave 226 00:10:48,421 --> 00:10:49,822 and go to Chicago. 227 00:10:52,091 --> 00:10:53,692 Pack up without us even knowing. 228 00:10:53,692 --> 00:10:55,394 - They telling us now, Mr. Brown. 229 00:10:55,394 --> 00:10:57,263 - Well, they done packed up already, so that mean 230 00:10:57,263 --> 00:10:59,365 they already ready to leave. - Well... 231 00:10:59,365 --> 00:11:01,033 - ♪ 232 00:11:03,692 --> 00:11:06,628 - ♪ 233 00:11:09,230 --> 00:11:12,867 - Well, we can't just sit here like hurt puppies. 234 00:11:12,867 --> 00:11:16,604 The man has a family to tend to and we've got 235 00:11:16,604 --> 00:11:18,340 to respect that. 236 00:11:18,340 --> 00:11:21,443 - I'm not going to just roll over and take it. 237 00:11:21,443 --> 00:11:26,314 I say we fight for them to stay. 238 00:11:26,314 --> 00:11:30,652 We're throwing a don't go away party. 239 00:11:30,652 --> 00:11:31,886 - What is that? 240 00:11:31,886 --> 00:11:35,390 - A celebration that says you mean a lot to us 241 00:11:35,390 --> 00:11:38,259 and we want you to stay. 242 00:11:38,259 --> 00:11:40,662 - It's like Reggie says, the man has his own family, 243 00:11:40,662 --> 00:11:43,231 and he seems to be happy, so why try to stop him? 244 00:11:43,231 --> 00:11:45,500 - Well, it look like I'm gonna have to move in here 245 00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:47,068 until we can find new management. 246 00:11:47,068 --> 00:11:48,670 - Oh hell no, we need to start that 247 00:11:48,670 --> 00:11:50,672 don't go away party right away, uh-uh. 248 00:11:50,672 --> 00:11:53,508 - [chatter] - He might move in. 249 00:11:53,508 --> 00:11:55,543 - Y'all that excited, huh? 250 00:11:58,213 --> 00:12:01,549 Jeremy, don't you think it's too sudden? 251 00:12:01,549 --> 00:12:02,984 Don't you think y'all should take a couple years 252 00:12:02,984 --> 00:12:04,486 and just think this through? 253 00:12:04,486 --> 00:12:06,020 - A couple years, Mr. Brown? - Yeah. 254 00:12:06,020 --> 00:12:07,789 - You only get a few openings in life 255 00:12:07,789 --> 00:12:09,491 and this is one of 'em. 256 00:12:09,491 --> 00:12:13,261 - Well, openings are overrated. 257 00:12:13,261 --> 00:12:16,164 And them kids, they keep us young around here. 258 00:12:16,164 --> 00:12:17,665 - Mr. Brown, I found a temp agency 259 00:12:17,665 --> 00:12:19,501 that can fill Jeremy's position until we 260 00:12:19,501 --> 00:12:21,169 find somebody permanent. 261 00:12:21,169 --> 00:12:22,904 - [sighs] It's gonna be weird around here 262 00:12:22,904 --> 00:12:24,305 for the residents. 263 00:12:24,305 --> 00:12:26,141 - Yes, it will, but God willing, but sweetheart, 264 00:12:26,141 --> 00:12:27,909 you still got a lotta life in ya. 265 00:12:27,909 --> 00:12:30,912 And we just want you to just spread your wings and fly. 266 00:12:30,912 --> 00:12:32,580 - Oh, Cora, just 'cause somebody got wings, 267 00:12:32,580 --> 00:12:35,316 don't mean they gotta fly the coop. 268 00:12:35,316 --> 00:12:37,252 - Mr. Brown, it's not gonna be that bad. 269 00:12:37,252 --> 00:12:39,654 We can still video chat. - Right. 270 00:12:39,654 --> 00:12:41,756 - Every day? 271 00:12:41,756 --> 00:12:43,158 - Right. 272 00:12:43,158 --> 00:12:45,627 - Every morning and every night? 273 00:12:45,627 --> 00:12:46,861 - Right. 274 00:12:46,861 --> 00:12:49,197 - [laughs] Mr. Brown, they can come and visit 275 00:12:49,197 --> 00:12:51,332 for holidays and everything. - Yep. 276 00:12:51,332 --> 00:12:53,101 - Okay, and we can take a trip up there 277 00:12:53,101 --> 00:12:55,737 and then we can spend a couple months with 'em, right? 278 00:12:55,737 --> 00:13:00,275 - Uh, yeah, you pushing it now. - Right. 279 00:13:00,275 --> 00:13:01,543 - Cora? - Yes? 280 00:13:01,543 --> 00:13:03,344 - Cora, who gonna help us run this place? 281 00:13:03,344 --> 00:13:05,213 There's too many crazy people out there. 282 00:13:05,213 --> 00:13:07,348 - Mr. Brown, we can do background checks. 283 00:13:07,348 --> 00:13:08,817 - Cora, there's a whole bunch of people with 284 00:13:08,817 --> 00:13:11,019 no records that's kinda axe murderers or something. 285 00:13:11,019 --> 00:13:12,620 They could be crazy. 286 00:13:12,620 --> 00:13:14,789 What if they can't fix stuff that need fixing around here? 287 00:13:14,789 --> 00:13:16,925 - Well, we'll find someone who can fix it. 288 00:13:16,925 --> 00:13:19,127 - And who gonna help keep the residents in check? 289 00:13:19,127 --> 00:13:21,062 - That's what me and you are for. 290 00:13:21,062 --> 00:13:23,832 - And what about playing board games with the kids? 291 00:13:23,832 --> 00:13:25,733 And we had the cupcakes. We were baking 292 00:13:25,733 --> 00:13:28,369 with all the sprinkles and the colors. 293 00:13:28,369 --> 00:13:31,139 - Mr. Brown, well, I mean, they have to grow up. 294 00:13:31,139 --> 00:13:35,443 - [sobbing] 295 00:13:35,443 --> 00:13:40,315 - Mr. Brown, are you about to, are you about to cry? 296 00:13:40,315 --> 00:13:42,116 - Ain't nobody crying, Cora. - Let me see. 297 00:13:42,116 --> 00:13:46,588 - [chatter] 298 00:13:46,588 --> 00:13:48,690 - You about to cry. - Cora, I ain't nobody... 299 00:13:48,690 --> 00:13:53,595 Cora, stop, ain't nobody... 'bout to cry! 300 00:13:53,595 --> 00:13:55,463 - You are about to cry. Oh, you are... 301 00:13:55,463 --> 00:13:58,032 - It's allergy season and I'm sneezing. 302 00:13:58,032 --> 00:14:00,101 Achoo. 303 00:14:00,101 --> 00:14:02,737 Ain't nobody crying, nobody... 304 00:14:02,737 --> 00:14:07,041 - ♪ 305 00:14:11,012 --> 00:14:13,147 - Hello? 306 00:14:13,147 --> 00:14:15,149 You need me to go right now? 307 00:14:15,149 --> 00:14:17,352 Well, what you wearing? 308 00:14:17,352 --> 00:14:20,688 Oh, oh, oh. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no. 309 00:14:20,688 --> 00:14:22,757 We can't meet at my house. 310 00:14:22,757 --> 00:14:25,760 No, no, let's meet somewhere private. 311 00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:27,929 Look, look, don't worry, I got what you need. 312 00:14:27,929 --> 00:14:29,998 I got what you want. 313 00:14:29,998 --> 00:14:34,736 I mean, you know me. Aight, aight, bet. Cool. 314 00:14:34,736 --> 00:14:36,771 Nice. 315 00:14:36,771 --> 00:14:38,573 - Who's meeting where to go who? 316 00:14:38,573 --> 00:14:41,943 - Oh, oh, whoa, whoa, what are you, 007? 317 00:14:41,943 --> 00:14:43,745 - Well, I can be double oh ass whooping 318 00:14:43,745 --> 00:14:46,414 if you don't tell me what's going on. 319 00:14:46,414 --> 00:14:48,483 - Relax. Just don't tell my parents. 320 00:14:48,483 --> 00:14:50,418 Okay? - Okay, what's going on? 321 00:14:54,389 --> 00:14:56,124 - All right, so look. I lost my 322 00:14:56,124 --> 00:14:58,426 school-issued laptop and I been 323 00:14:58,426 --> 00:15:00,762 reselling high tops so I can pay for the fine. 324 00:15:00,762 --> 00:15:03,731 - Oh, okay, okay. You're making your own dough 325 00:15:03,731 --> 00:15:06,034 to pay your own debts. That's pretty responsible. 326 00:15:06,034 --> 00:15:07,835 - Yeah, well, Dad's been complaining about money 327 00:15:07,835 --> 00:15:09,637 and I didn't wanna have to pay for it. 328 00:15:09,637 --> 00:15:11,606 - Well, things are gonna turn around as soon as your Dad 329 00:15:11,606 --> 00:15:13,007 get that new job, man. 330 00:15:13,007 --> 00:15:15,276 - Yeah, I know. Having a big job ain't no joke. 331 00:15:15,276 --> 00:15:17,111 These customers are demanding. 332 00:15:17,111 --> 00:15:19,914 - Tell me about it, man. Wait til you get a girlfriend. 333 00:15:19,914 --> 00:15:22,050 I was thinking you was having girl problems. 334 00:15:22,050 --> 00:15:23,418 - Man, I wish. 335 00:15:23,418 --> 00:15:25,486 Only girl problems I got is Sandra. 336 00:15:25,486 --> 00:15:27,455 She making me pay her a percentage of my sales 337 00:15:27,455 --> 00:15:29,490 as hush money. 338 00:15:29,490 --> 00:15:30,825 - How much you paying her? 339 00:15:30,825 --> 00:15:32,927 - Don't tell me you want in on it too? 340 00:15:32,927 --> 00:15:35,129 - No, I'll talk to her for you. - For real? 341 00:15:35,129 --> 00:15:36,431 - Yeah. - You'd do that? 342 00:15:36,431 --> 00:15:37,799 - I'll do it. - Okay. 343 00:15:37,799 --> 00:15:39,968 - Mm-hmm, it'll be hush money for hush money. 344 00:15:39,968 --> 00:15:42,403 - You really gonna make me pay you hush money for hush money? 345 00:15:42,403 --> 00:15:43,771 - Hush, boy. Come on, now. 346 00:15:47,075 --> 00:15:48,843 - [crickets] 347 00:15:48,843 --> 00:15:51,846 - You know, I've never heard of a don't go away party. 348 00:15:51,846 --> 00:15:53,081 - Me either. 349 00:15:53,081 --> 00:15:56,384 But I did throw my second husband a go away party. 350 00:15:56,384 --> 00:15:57,919 - What? 351 00:15:57,919 --> 00:15:59,954 - Girl, I packed all his clothes and left 'em 352 00:15:59,954 --> 00:16:03,224 at the door as gifts, and then begged him not 353 00:16:03,224 --> 00:16:04,459 to come back. 354 00:16:04,459 --> 00:16:06,361 - [laughter] - That's a new one. 355 00:16:06,361 --> 00:16:08,029 - [Efe humming] 356 00:16:08,029 --> 00:16:09,631 - Oh! - [chatter] 357 00:16:09,631 --> 00:16:11,866 - Hey. - Wow. 358 00:16:11,866 --> 00:16:13,935 - Good job, guys. It looks great. 359 00:16:13,935 --> 00:16:15,603 - You guys outdid yourself. - CORA: Looks great. 360 00:16:15,603 --> 00:16:17,071 - Yeah, it looks great. Whatever. 361 00:16:17,071 --> 00:16:21,142 - Love me, don't leave me. A plea from a desperate man. 362 00:16:21,142 --> 00:16:23,544 - [laughter] 363 00:16:23,544 --> 00:16:25,546 - I got this shirt from my momma, so if you talk 364 00:16:25,546 --> 00:16:27,849 about the shirt, you talking about my momma. 365 00:16:27,849 --> 00:16:30,485 And don't say nothing about my momma, or this gonna be 366 00:16:30,485 --> 00:16:33,154 a putting you away party. 367 00:16:33,154 --> 00:16:34,956 - Oh, Brown, you ain't gonna do a damn thing. 368 00:16:34,956 --> 00:16:36,724 - That's, when I move in here that's the first thing 369 00:16:36,724 --> 00:16:38,726 I'm doing, I'm putting you away. - No, man, no, no, no, no. 370 00:16:38,726 --> 00:16:41,629 Bring it! Bring it! - Okay, would you two just hush? 371 00:16:41,629 --> 00:16:43,031 - Cora, he started it. - No, he started it. 372 00:16:43,031 --> 00:16:46,467 - Leah, Jeremy, kids? Come on in. 373 00:16:46,467 --> 00:16:48,069 - Yay. - [applause] 374 00:16:48,069 --> 00:16:51,072 - CORA: Surprise. - They don't wanna be here. 375 00:16:51,072 --> 00:16:54,676 - I've never had a don't go away party. 376 00:16:55,943 --> 00:16:59,147 - Well, maybe folks don't mind if you went away. 377 00:17:01,315 --> 00:17:02,684 - Vinny! Where's Jeremy? 378 00:17:02,684 --> 00:17:04,652 - Oh, well, he's talking to his company. 379 00:17:04,652 --> 00:17:06,154 He'll be right down. - Okay. 380 00:17:06,154 --> 00:17:08,289 - We have some of your favorite snacks and drinks. 381 00:17:08,289 --> 00:17:09,691 - Yeah. 382 00:17:09,691 --> 00:17:12,593 - 'Cause y'all so very special to us. 383 00:17:12,593 --> 00:17:16,864 - Aw, a picture from my prom when I got ditched. 384 00:17:16,864 --> 00:17:18,599 - That's when I drove Ms. Anastasia 385 00:17:18,599 --> 00:17:21,202 and Grandpa Vinny said I was driving Miss Crazy. 386 00:17:21,202 --> 00:17:24,906 - [laughter] 387 00:17:24,906 --> 00:17:27,842 - Mm, this is the date night that got canceled because 388 00:17:27,842 --> 00:17:30,745 Grandpa Vinny said he thought he had chicken pox. 389 00:17:30,745 --> 00:17:34,282 So...we stayed home to look after you. 390 00:17:34,282 --> 00:17:38,519 - Aw, that was nice. We gon', we gon' really miss y'all. 391 00:17:38,519 --> 00:17:40,688 - Are you crying? 392 00:17:40,688 --> 00:17:43,257 - No, ain't nobody crying! Allergies. 393 00:17:43,257 --> 00:17:45,860 I got allergies. Look. 394 00:17:45,860 --> 00:17:48,262 - The house won't be the same without you guys. 395 00:17:48,262 --> 00:17:49,697 - For any of us. 396 00:17:49,697 --> 00:17:52,633 Please don't let Brown move in. 397 00:17:52,633 --> 00:17:55,136 - It'll be an adjustment for all of us. 398 00:17:55,136 --> 00:17:58,840 - Well, since you leaving and we can't stop you, 399 00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:01,542 I have a few confessions to make. 400 00:18:01,542 --> 00:18:03,277 - What? Okay, Vinny. 401 00:18:03,277 --> 00:18:04,746 - [unintelligible] Vinny. 402 00:18:04,746 --> 00:18:06,380 - I'm scared. You got me nervous. 403 00:18:06,380 --> 00:18:08,116 - [laughter] 404 00:18:08,116 --> 00:18:10,651 - All right, Sandra, your prom date 405 00:18:10,651 --> 00:18:12,220 didn't ditch you, okay? 406 00:18:12,220 --> 00:18:15,056 I called that boy up and told him if he planned 407 00:18:15,056 --> 00:18:17,792 to get to first base with my granddaughter, 408 00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:20,628 he need to take his stick elsewhere, okay? 409 00:18:20,628 --> 00:18:22,997 - Vinny! 410 00:18:22,997 --> 00:18:26,200 - I guess you did me a favor, Grandpa. 411 00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:29,303 - And Leah, when you and Jeremy wanted to have that 412 00:18:29,303 --> 00:18:32,807 date night and I was the only resident here, 413 00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:36,744 I wasn't sick, I was lonely. 414 00:18:36,744 --> 00:18:39,881 - Well, I'm glad we stayed back. 415 00:18:39,881 --> 00:18:42,383 - And that time when Jeremy went to jail... 416 00:18:42,383 --> 00:18:45,887 - There was more than one of them. 417 00:18:45,887 --> 00:18:48,055 - Well, I went down there and gave those cops a piece 418 00:18:48,055 --> 00:18:50,324 of my mind and that's why he raised the bail 419 00:18:50,324 --> 00:18:51,793 so we couldn't afford it. 420 00:18:51,793 --> 00:18:55,229 - And I had to call a friend to get it reduced back. 421 00:18:55,229 --> 00:18:57,899 - Well, Grandpa, we know you did it out of love. 422 00:18:57,899 --> 00:19:01,736 So we're still gonna miss you. 423 00:19:01,736 --> 00:19:03,871 - Or not. - What? 424 00:19:03,871 --> 00:19:06,174 - Looks like y'all don't go away party actually worked. 425 00:19:06,174 --> 00:19:07,542 - Oh, well... 426 00:19:07,542 --> 00:19:09,177 - Yeah, yeah, Mr. Freeman gave my job 427 00:19:09,177 --> 00:19:11,846 to another candidate. Heard she walked in 428 00:19:11,846 --> 00:19:15,249 with some red bottoms on and walked out with my job. 429 00:19:15,249 --> 00:19:17,585 - Wow. - Whoa. 430 00:19:17,585 --> 00:19:20,822 - Does this mean we have to stay in the house of antiques? 431 00:19:20,822 --> 00:19:22,890 - Wait, wait, so you're saying I have to keep 432 00:19:22,890 --> 00:19:26,227 seeing the wicked witch of the east when I wake up? 433 00:19:26,227 --> 00:19:27,895 This is sick. 434 00:19:29,997 --> 00:19:32,667 - Guys, I'm... - You don't deserve this. 435 00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:39,006 - The beautiful sound of upset children. 436 00:19:39,006 --> 00:19:41,108 - That's all right, Jeremy. When one door close, 437 00:19:41,108 --> 00:19:42,710 God'll open another one. - Amen. 438 00:19:42,710 --> 00:19:44,278 - VINNY: He do. - EFE: You're right. 439 00:19:44,278 --> 00:19:48,583 - And Leah, Jeremy, I know this may sound selfish, 440 00:19:48,583 --> 00:19:52,253 but we're thrilled you aren't going away! 441 00:19:52,253 --> 00:19:56,023 Yay! - [laughter] 442 00:20:01,379 --> 00:20:03,214 - Well, what up, kiddos? 443 00:20:03,214 --> 00:20:05,283 - Hey. 444 00:20:05,283 --> 00:20:08,152 - Now, look, I know you two are probably disappointed 445 00:20:08,152 --> 00:20:10,254 knowing that you can't go to school and see, 446 00:20:10,254 --> 00:20:12,357 uh, some of your old friends and hang out 447 00:20:12,357 --> 00:20:15,193 at restaurants, and skating rinks, and, 448 00:20:15,193 --> 00:20:17,395 you know, amusement parks. - We get it, Grandpa. 449 00:20:17,395 --> 00:20:19,197 - Well, since you don't feel like talking, 450 00:20:19,197 --> 00:20:21,199 I guess you won't want any of these parting gifts 451 00:20:21,199 --> 00:20:23,401 I have for the two of you. - Hold on, hold on, 452 00:20:23,401 --> 00:20:25,436 I don't know why she said we. I can talk. 453 00:20:25,436 --> 00:20:28,106 - Here you go. Bam. 454 00:20:29,607 --> 00:20:31,009 - A new laptop? 455 00:20:31,009 --> 00:20:33,645 - A $300 gift card to Fashion Forward? 456 00:20:33,645 --> 00:20:35,680 - Yeah, I was really gonna miss you two. 457 00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:38,049 I don't know what I'd do without you. 458 00:20:38,049 --> 00:20:39,984 - Are you about to cry? - Yeah. 459 00:20:39,984 --> 00:20:41,686 Don't tell your mama and daddy. 460 00:20:41,686 --> 00:20:43,821 'Cause I don't wanna cry. 461 00:20:43,821 --> 00:20:46,190 - Hey, wait a minute. You didn't call Dad's boss 462 00:20:46,190 --> 00:20:48,693 and have him make up that story to keep us here, did you? 463 00:20:48,693 --> 00:20:50,595 - [laughter] 464 00:20:50,595 --> 00:20:52,096 - He did it. - Yeah, I did it. 465 00:20:52,096 --> 00:20:53,364 - What? 466 00:20:53,364 --> 00:20:55,133 - ♪ 467 00:21:25,758 --> 00:21:27,393 - ♪ 468 00:21:27,827 --> 00:21:29,662 - ♪ 469 00:21:29,712 --> 00:21:34,262 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35431

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