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- ♪
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- Come on, man.
Take it to the hole, man.
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- No, shoot from the outside.
Get the three.
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- Oh, man, how you
missed that layout, man?
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I could have made
that with my eyes closed.
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- Well, he shouldn't have
taken it to the hole.
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- Oh, no, he shouldn't
take it to the hole.
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You should never take
it to the hole, man.
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- Oh, he's an outside shooter.
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- Oh, man, you don't know
what you talking about.
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- I know more than you think.
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I used to shoot
from the outside.
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- Outside of what?
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A three-foot Nerf
basketball hoop?
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That don't count.
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- [laughter]
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- Yeah, you take that.
Now here we playing horse.
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Let me see you make that shot.
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- Hey y'all.
- VINNY: Boom! [giggles]
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- Whew! What is that?
Am I in the right place?
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What's that smell?
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- Well, if it smells old,
it's uh Reggie's cologne.
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- Swish.
Now take that!
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We were playing HORSE,
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you got an R,
that makes you H-O-R.
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- Well, I've been called worse.
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- Who left the toilet
seat up last night?
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I went to do my business
and almost fell in.
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- It wasn't me.
I'm a gentleman.
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- Well, I don't
need to lift it up
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because I'm
a straight shooter.
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- Where are my alligator socks?
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- Is that why this place
smell like a swamp?
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- I got a good workout in last
night, and there's nothing more
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inspiring than keeping something
that reminds me of my hard work.
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- [laughter]
- [coughs]
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- Can somebody please explain
to me why this place looks like
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the headquarters of a
sanitation department?
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- Because I went on strike
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and Leah left with
Jeremy this morning.
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- What--what does that mean,
Ms. Anastasia?
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- It means that if Leah or I
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left it up to these guys,
we'd be living with the rodents.
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- You know what?
But that's about to stop.
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- Who ate my curry goat cabbage
I left on the table?
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- I don't know who ate it,
but it tastes like chicken.
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- Did you not see
that "do not touch
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or draw back a nub"
sticker on it?
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- Yeah, I saw it.
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- And?
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- Go ahead, pick one.
That's right.
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I had them insured years ago
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for $100,000 when I was training
for the mixed martial arts.
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- You'd get all that money
but you wouldn't be
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able to defend yourself.
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- You know what,
I don't need hands
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to kick you
where the sun don't shine.
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- [whistle blowing]
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- Alright, that's enough!
Emergency meeting!
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Everybody take a seat.
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- Oh man.
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- Where'd you get
a whistle from?
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- I keep it in my purse for
the kids down at the church.
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- Well, we're not kids.
Y'all move over!
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- You know what? I can't tell
by the looks of this place.
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You know what?
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It's time to set some
new house rules.
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I cannot believe this place
looking like this.
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Y'all ought to be ashamed
of y'all selves.
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It's like a pigsty in here!
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- I told you guys.
- Ohhh...
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- I'm sorry I ate
your chicken, man.
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- ♪
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♪ No matter what you do,
I love you ♪
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♪ No matter where you go,
I'm behind you for sure ♪
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♪ Always remember,
blood ain't never water ♪
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♪ We'll make it
if we stay together ♪♪
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- ♪
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- I need everybody to just take
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a look around and tell
me what you see.
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- Ooh, I like this game,
"I Spy."
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I spy with my little eye
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a thief that stole my food.
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- Okay, I spy
with my little eye
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a fool who should have
taken his food to his room.
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No, you're the one--
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- But you know what I
spy with my big eye?
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Some spoiled brats who don't
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know how to clean up
behind themselves.
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- Well, none of this
mess is mine.
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- Wha?
- [chuckles]
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- Well, whose salad box is that
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with "Reginald" written on
the front from two weeks ago?
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- And who wears briefs that say
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"You be the judge"
stitched on the front?
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- Well, this is everybody's
house, so everybody will
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participate in the
"King of Clean" Challenge.
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Ms. Anastasia has made a list
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of everything that needs
to be done around here.
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- Teacher's pet.
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- Take a look at it.
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- Well, I ain't
cleaning no toilets.
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- Well, you use the toilet,
don't you?
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- Well, my ass stays clean.
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Won'tcha let their dirty
butts clean it up?
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- This house won't be
the only thing
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being cleaned up around here.
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Your mouth also, Vinny.
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Every time you file off a word,
you'll put a dollar in this jar.
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- It's like cleaning
up inside and out.
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- Yes.
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- He's going to fill up
that jar by himself.
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- It also includes insults.
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Anyone insulting each other will
also put a dollar in this jar.
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- Vinny, it looks like you've
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been silenced for the duration
of the challenge.
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- That's an insult,
Mr. Reginald.
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All right.
Okay.
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Here you have...
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a chore chart.
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Ms. Anastasia and Leah will no
longer clean up your playpen.
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- I object to these
authoritative demands.
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Hell, I'm older than any of this
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dirt you're trying to get
us to pick up around here.
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- According to the contract
you signed to live here,
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you agreed to behave
orderly and respectfully.
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But if you don't participate,
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you can be fined
from $300 to $5,000.
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Worst case, you will be sent
on your way.
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- You have my full
participation, Ms. Cora.
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- Thank you.
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Then what's Ms. Anastasia
going to do?
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- Well, she's going to be
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in charge of the gold stars
according to you clean.
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Now, once whoever gets the most
stars will be crowned
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"King of Clean." So let's
get started cleaning.
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All right?
Come on, guys.
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- VINNY: Stupid.
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- CORA: Come on, you didn't
take your time making a mess.
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Come on, let's clean up!
Come on, come on, clean up.
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- Cleaning up.
- Yes, clean up, Vinny!
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- ♪
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- Okay.
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Yeah, what's your mom's name?
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Okay.
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All right, well,
how about we have you come
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through for a tour later
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and then you can decide
for yourself?
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All right.
Sounds good.
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Yes.
Thank you.
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- What?
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- Dad, can I go to this
party at the arena?
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- Does it cost money?
- Yeah.
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- No.
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- LEAH: [chuckles]
Let me guess.
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He asked for money
and you said "No."
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- He's always asking
for somethin'.
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So, look,
this guy called and he said
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that his mom is a little spry
and she's trying to find a place
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to live where
she can still do her thing.
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- Then tell her don't come here.
Ain't nothing but hard labor.
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- Why would you say that,
Grandpa?
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- Can you believe Ms. Cora
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wants us to clean up behind
ourselves?
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- No!
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- But I said
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too many damn Christians
in this house, man.
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- Oh man.
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- Will we get to meet them?
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- Yeah, he's going to bring his
mom by later to see the place.
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- Nice.
- JEREMY: Uh-huh, yeah.
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- Seem like a cool dude, too.
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Yeah.
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Sterling Lovelace.
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- Huh wha... You-- you-- you
said-- you said who now?
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- What, water hot?
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Sterling Lovelace.
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Hey, the hell's wrong with you?
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You spiting water
all over the place.
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What's going on?
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- Nothing. Mm-mm.
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- You sure?
- Mm-hmm, yeah.
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That's just a strange name.
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It's a strange name.
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- Okay, well, I like the name.
Name like that.
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You think you might
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better get Billy D. Williams
a run for his money.
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- Vinny, you brought the dishes
in, but you didn't wash them.
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No gold star for you.
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Leah, it's too early
for hot flashes.
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Oh la la.
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You know I
do do some cougaring.
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- This is my ex-boyfriend.
- Oh okay.
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No double-dipping.
I get it.
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- He-- he called Jeremy,
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and they're looking
for a place for his mom.
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She can't-- she can't--
she can't stay here.
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She can't stay here.
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- Okay,
yeah, that would be awkward.
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But you know what?
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Sometimes jealousy
keeps men on their toes.
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I remember one time,
my third husband and I went out
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and we ran into my
second husband.
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And the moment he saw
how big...
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his feet were, he became
instantly insecure.
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It was probably because
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I couldn't stop
staring at his feet.
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- Uh...
- Look.
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- He can't come here,
Ms. Anastasia.
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He admitted his mama.
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She can't come here.
He can't come here.
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- We will figure it out darling.
We will figure it out
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- He can't come here.
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- It's okay, sweetie,
we will figure it out.
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- [hard fake coughing]
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- [hard fake coughing]
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- Vinny, I think you've earned
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your first gold star for
dusting.
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- And I put some
dishes in the sink.
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- Did you wash them?
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- Hell, no.
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- Foul jar.
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- Damn!
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- Foul jar.
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- I am picking up the trash
for the entire building.
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And the neighbors as well.
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- Efe, you really want
to win this prize.
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- In the words
of my late father,
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"Don't go for the calf, boy.
Go for the whole herd"
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[laughter]
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Please put a
star up on my name.
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- Oh, Philip.
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My favorite grandson.
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- I'm your only grandson.
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- Oh look, I'm trying to win
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the clean challenge,
but I ain't doing no cleaning,
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so I figured I'd
pay you to do it.
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- Okay, well, what do
you need to be done?
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I'm glad you asked.
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Bam.
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Dang. All of this?
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- You still need money
for the dance, don't you?
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There you go.
Here, now I want you to do
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everything on that
on the low, you know,
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check everything off,
and then get back to me,
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and I'll be crowned
the "King of Clean."
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[chuckles smugly]
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- Whatever that means.
Cool.
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00:10:05,650 --> 00:10:06,918
- Get to it.
Here you go.
250
00:10:06,918 --> 00:10:08,052
Bam.
251
00:10:08,052 --> 00:10:10,688
I'll be in my room.
252
00:10:11,989 --> 00:10:13,391
- Now what do I do with this?
253
00:10:19,924 --> 00:10:21,459
- Leah?
254
00:10:21,459 --> 00:10:25,964
I tried calling your
ex-boyfriend to spook him,
255
00:10:25,964 --> 00:10:29,200
you know, tell him
that the place is haunted.
256
00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:33,204
No one answered the number.
257
00:10:33,204 --> 00:10:35,707
I'll think of something.
258
00:10:36,074 --> 00:10:38,176
- Thank you.
259
00:10:38,743 --> 00:10:40,311
- Hey, Babe.
260
00:10:40,311 --> 00:10:41,813
- Hey.
261
00:10:41,813 --> 00:10:45,316
- That uh Sterling guy and his
mom are going to stop by later.
262
00:10:45,984 --> 00:10:49,087
- It's not a good idea.
Look at the place.
263
00:10:50,155 --> 00:10:51,656
- Man, this place
will be cleaned by then.
264
00:10:51,656 --> 00:10:53,258
What'cha you talking about?
265
00:10:53,258 --> 00:10:55,527
- How do you know if this guy
ain't trying to rob us, Jeremy?
266
00:10:55,527 --> 00:10:58,696
Huh? Or trying to, like,
case the joint
267
00:10:58,696 --> 00:11:00,665
so somebody else can rob us?
268
00:11:00,665 --> 00:11:03,868
You know how these people are
out in these streets nowadays.
269
00:11:03,868 --> 00:11:05,236
- Have you seen this guy?
- Huh?
270
00:11:05,236 --> 00:11:08,406
- Have you seen him?
Look, look he's a Wharton M.B.A,
271
00:11:08,406 --> 00:11:10,875
an investment banker
on Wall Street,
272
00:11:10,875 --> 00:11:14,712
coauthored two books on
finance, is a philanthropist.
273
00:11:14,712 --> 00:11:17,949
Hell, I'm about to ask
him for a job for me.
274
00:11:18,550 --> 00:11:23,021
- All good on paper,
but cuckoo up here.
275
00:11:23,388 --> 00:11:24,923
- I don't care if
he cuckoo or not.
276
00:11:24,923 --> 00:11:26,558
His mom seemed cool, all right?
277
00:11:26,558 --> 00:11:31,062
And Anastasia need a
new friend around here.
278
00:11:31,529 --> 00:11:33,865
- She got me.
279
00:11:33,865 --> 00:11:35,300
- Somebody her age.
280
00:11:35,300 --> 00:11:36,935
- Well, what about Cora?
281
00:11:36,935 --> 00:11:39,971
- I mean, you know,
give or take 15...
282
00:11:39,971 --> 00:11:41,873
10, 5, 20 years
something like that.
283
00:11:41,873 --> 00:11:44,976
- Look, baby, this is going
to bring us more money.
284
00:11:44,976 --> 00:11:46,578
And get this.
285
00:11:46,578 --> 00:11:49,047
She's a retired chef.
286
00:11:49,047 --> 00:11:51,049
- We don't need no chef,
Jeremy.
287
00:11:51,049 --> 00:11:52,684
We got Chef Boyardee.
288
00:11:52,684 --> 00:11:57,121
We got Betty Crocker, and we
got Jolly Green Giant, boy fine.
289
00:11:58,857 --> 00:12:00,492
- What's gonna on with you?
290
00:12:00,492 --> 00:12:02,427
- [yawning]
291
00:12:05,930 --> 00:12:08,166
Oh my gosh.
I'm so sleepy, Jeremy.
292
00:12:08,166 --> 00:12:10,502
- That was a real long yawn.
293
00:12:10,502 --> 00:12:13,404
- Take a nap.
Wake me up after the tour okay?
294
00:12:13,404 --> 00:12:16,407
I'm going to go
to sleep. I'm tired.
295
00:12:16,407 --> 00:12:19,043
[yawning]
296
00:12:19,878 --> 00:12:21,613
- Son.
297
00:12:22,046 --> 00:12:23,781
- Heeyyy...
298
00:12:23,781 --> 00:12:25,517
- Is that a mop?
299
00:12:25,517 --> 00:12:28,820
- Is that what you call this?
300
00:12:28,820 --> 00:12:30,421
- Whatcha you doing with that?
301
00:12:31,189 --> 00:12:33,691
- I um... I uh...
302
00:12:33,691 --> 00:12:36,127
[chuckles nervously]
303
00:12:36,127 --> 00:12:37,962
I was going to sweep
the floor with it.
304
00:12:37,962 --> 00:12:39,797
Like I saw in
this Dingdong video.
305
00:12:40,532 --> 00:12:42,500
Oh, okay.
306
00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:45,003
All right, with a mop, you mop.
307
00:12:45,003 --> 00:12:47,138
You don't sweep with a mop, Son.
308
00:12:47,138 --> 00:12:48,306
- Right, yeah.
309
00:12:48,306 --> 00:12:49,474
- You sure you
mean to have that?
310
00:12:49,474 --> 00:12:51,009
Because I ain' never seen you
311
00:12:51,009 --> 00:12:54,345
with nothing in your hands
that used to clean something.
312
00:12:54,913 --> 00:12:58,182
- First time for
everything, right?
313
00:12:58,182 --> 00:13:03,288
- All right, everybody's
acting weird around here.
314
00:13:04,222 --> 00:13:07,892
- What is in your room, man?
315
00:13:08,626 --> 00:13:10,929
I've done see some stuff.
- I know.
316
00:13:10,929 --> 00:13:12,363
- I almost got trapped under
317
00:13:12,363 --> 00:13:15,099
an avalanche of magazines
of nude woman, man.
318
00:13:15,099 --> 00:13:16,734
- I know, I told you to clean
319
00:13:16,734 --> 00:13:19,971
that room with
your eyes closed, man.
320
00:13:19,971 --> 00:13:21,339
- I touched something sticky.
321
00:13:23,174 --> 00:13:26,477
- Look here, man.
Um, uh, where's my list?
322
00:13:27,111 --> 00:13:29,080
- Here.
I did everything.
323
00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:31,783
- Let's see what you got.
All right.
324
00:13:31,783 --> 00:13:33,318
Everything and I didn't
have to do nothing.
325
00:13:33,318 --> 00:13:35,587
[laughs gleefully]
326
00:13:35,587 --> 00:13:37,021
- It's called being lazy, man.
327
00:13:37,021 --> 00:13:39,557
- I know. I know. I know.
- Okay, where's the invoice?
328
00:13:39,557 --> 00:13:42,360
- Here. Here's
the invoice right there.
329
00:13:42,961 --> 00:13:47,865
- Okay, who is the
"Mean Teen Cleaning Service"?
330
00:13:47,865 --> 00:13:50,902
and what is the $500?
331
00:13:50,902 --> 00:13:52,570
- Okay look, I give you a deal.
332
00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:54,839
If you pay me in the next
ten minutes, I'll make it 250.
333
00:13:54,839 --> 00:13:56,074
'Cause you're family.
334
00:13:56,074 --> 00:13:58,142
- Boy, you've lost your
damn mind, man.
335
00:13:58,142 --> 00:13:59,877
And you need to go find it.
336
00:13:59,877 --> 00:14:01,245
[unintelligible]
337
00:14:01,245 --> 00:14:03,214
- I need to go find it?
Oh, what if I just go--
338
00:14:03,214 --> 00:14:06,017
- Whoa whoa.
OK, all right, damn.
339
00:14:06,017 --> 00:14:07,952
Here we go.
Let's go, five--
340
00:14:07,952 --> 00:14:09,420
- Uh, mm-mm-mm-mm!
341
00:14:09,420 --> 00:14:14,225
- Okay, 20,
30, 40, 50, 60.
342
00:14:14,225 --> 00:14:15,259
- You counting that wrong, man!
343
00:14:15,259 --> 00:14:18,129
- Oh man, ridiculous.
344
00:14:18,129 --> 00:14:21,265
- That's good enough.
- My own grandson.
345
00:14:22,133 --> 00:14:25,737
- It looks like me and Efe tied.
346
00:14:25,737 --> 00:14:28,406
- Now see, fellas, this is how
this place supposed to look.
347
00:14:28,406 --> 00:14:29,574
It smells so good.
348
00:14:29,574 --> 00:14:31,776
It don't smell like
a locker room...
349
00:14:31,776 --> 00:14:33,945
- And the winner is...
350
00:14:33,945 --> 00:14:35,847
- What you got, what you got?
- Drumroll, please!
351
00:14:35,847 --> 00:14:37,649
- [table drumroll]
352
00:14:37,649 --> 00:14:39,984
- Vinny!
- No!
353
00:14:39,984 --> 00:14:41,819
- That cannot be!
354
00:14:41,819 --> 00:14:43,721
- Oh, it can be, Efe.
355
00:14:43,721 --> 00:14:45,657
- Fake news.
The only thing that we've seen
356
00:14:45,657 --> 00:14:48,259
Vinny move since it
started is his mouth.
357
00:14:48,259 --> 00:14:50,528
- Insult.
- I demand a recount.
358
00:14:50,528 --> 00:14:51,829
- Me too!
There's no way that this
359
00:14:51,829 --> 00:14:54,732
couch potato got his hand
dirty as dirty as mine.
360
00:14:54,732 --> 00:14:56,467
- Well, you don't know
where my hands have been.
361
00:14:56,467 --> 00:14:58,436
And that is another insult.
362
00:14:59,470 --> 00:15:00,705
- So Vinny,
you mean to tell me
363
00:15:00,705 --> 00:15:03,141
you washed down
all the countertops?
364
00:15:03,141 --> 00:15:04,175
- Check.
365
00:15:04,175 --> 00:15:05,777
- Took out all the trash?
366
00:15:05,777 --> 00:15:06,844
- Check.
367
00:15:06,844 --> 00:15:09,380
- Wash the dishes
and clean the toilets?
368
00:15:09,380 --> 00:15:11,049
- Check, check.
369
00:15:11,049 --> 00:15:14,085
- You mean to tell me you dust
the cobwebs off of Efe's Bible?
370
00:15:14,085 --> 00:15:15,586
- Praise the Lord.
Check.
371
00:15:15,586 --> 00:15:18,890
- And watered the fake flowers?
- Check.
372
00:15:18,890 --> 00:15:21,292
- When did you have
time to do all of this?
373
00:15:21,292 --> 00:15:24,328
- Obviously, when
you weren't looking. Whoa!
374
00:15:24,328 --> 00:15:27,065
- Clean the gutters.
Now, who are you fooling?
375
00:15:27,065 --> 00:15:28,499
- Okay, now
cleaning the gutters
376
00:15:28,499 --> 00:15:30,168
was a little joke
I put in there.
377
00:15:30,168 --> 00:15:31,836
Because the only
gutters I've cleaned is
378
00:15:31,836 --> 00:15:35,440
five foot six, big hips,
and sexy lips.
379
00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:38,443
- Well, look, I see
the foul jar is full.
380
00:15:38,443 --> 00:15:41,079
And this goes to whoever didn't
381
00:15:41,079 --> 00:15:44,515
say a foul word or
speak any insult.
382
00:15:44,515 --> 00:15:47,218
And the winner is...
383
00:15:47,218 --> 00:15:49,387
[imitates drumroll]
384
00:15:49,387 --> 00:15:51,789
- Efe!
- CORA: Efe!
385
00:15:51,789 --> 00:15:53,257
- Congratulations.
386
00:15:53,257 --> 00:15:55,460
- Come on,
let's give him a clap.
387
00:15:55,460 --> 00:15:59,997
- Thank you. I will
add this $12 to my 401K.
388
00:16:01,466 --> 00:16:04,035
- Okay, what does the
"King of Clean" win?
389
00:16:04,035 --> 00:16:07,772
- Okay, so this is what
we have right here.
390
00:16:07,772 --> 00:16:08,573
The uh...
391
00:16:08,573 --> 00:16:11,209
- Oh!
- You like that?
392
00:16:11,209 --> 00:16:16,214
- The Old as Dirt Buster 2.0!
- Yes! Latest and greatest.
393
00:16:16,214 --> 00:16:19,317
- You know, I saw infomercial
on this thing on television.
394
00:16:19,317 --> 00:16:21,586
It can do a Brazilian
wax in five minutes.
395
00:16:21,586 --> 00:16:22,987
I wanted that for Christmas.
396
00:16:23,921 --> 00:16:25,990
- Well, the good news is
that it'll benefit everybody.
397
00:16:25,990 --> 00:16:27,558
- You know what?
Technically, you're wrong.
398
00:16:27,558 --> 00:16:29,060
But practically you're right.
399
00:16:29,060 --> 00:16:31,329
I have to program it so it
responds to my voice command.
400
00:16:31,329 --> 00:16:33,397
- Does it understand Ebonics?
401
00:16:33,397 --> 00:16:36,467
- No, but it will understand
"Yo, Old as Dirt Buster!
402
00:16:36,467 --> 00:16:38,669
Give Reggie a Brazilian
head wax."
403
00:16:38,669 --> 00:16:40,605
- But I would like to use
it to tidy up
404
00:16:40,605 --> 00:16:41,606
my own domain, too.
405
00:16:41,606 --> 00:16:43,007
- Okay, here's what we do.
406
00:16:43,007 --> 00:16:47,645
$50 a day with a
24 hours a day or $200 a day.
407
00:16:47,645 --> 00:16:49,947
No refund.
- REGGIE: Hold it--
408
00:16:49,947 --> 00:16:52,784
- Okay. $40.99
- Vinny!
409
00:16:53,918 --> 00:16:54,919
- What is this?
410
00:16:54,919 --> 00:16:55,853
- Oh...
411
00:16:57,088 --> 00:16:58,489
- Ms. Cora, look at this.
412
00:16:58,489 --> 00:17:00,691
- What is it? Let's see.
413
00:17:00,691 --> 00:17:03,427
- This from "Mean Teen
Cleaning Services."
414
00:17:03,427 --> 00:17:05,396
- For services rendered
at this address.
415
00:17:05,396 --> 00:17:06,764
- It-- it is.
416
00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:08,833
- Now, who would hire
a cleaning service?
417
00:17:08,833 --> 00:17:12,403
- Speak up, tell the truth,
and shame the devil.
418
00:17:12,403 --> 00:17:14,605
- Well, I'm too old to be doing
419
00:17:14,605 --> 00:17:17,408
all that damn cleaning,
so I paid Philip to do it.
420
00:17:17,408 --> 00:17:19,210
- Oh, so much for
child labor laws.
421
00:17:19,210 --> 00:17:22,780
- I knew it! You blew it.
This belongs to me and Efe.
422
00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:25,183
- Give it up now. You cheated!
423
00:17:25,183 --> 00:17:26,417
- Wow.
- Well, it's--
424
00:17:26,417 --> 00:17:28,953
- Winner, winner,
chicken dinner.
425
00:17:28,953 --> 00:17:31,889
- Well, it's like the
old saying goes,
426
00:17:31,889 --> 00:17:35,393
if you ain't cheating,
you ain't trying to win.
427
00:17:35,393 --> 00:17:37,929
- What? Who would say
something like that?
428
00:17:37,929 --> 00:17:39,096
- My daddy.
429
00:17:39,096 --> 00:17:41,032
- You and your Daddy need Jesus.
430
00:17:41,032 --> 00:17:44,535
- ♪
431
00:17:46,237 --> 00:17:48,339
- [crickets chirping]
432
00:17:48,339 --> 00:17:50,041
- I can't believe Vinny.
433
00:17:51,342 --> 00:17:53,678
Oh!
434
00:17:53,678 --> 00:17:57,481
Someone get me
a glass of ice water.
435
00:17:57,481 --> 00:18:00,551
Oh my goodness,
you look hot, hot, hot!
436
00:18:00,551 --> 00:18:03,120
That is beautiful, Leah.
437
00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:04,856
- Oh, this old thing.
438
00:18:05,122 --> 00:18:06,591
- But isn't it going to look
439
00:18:06,591 --> 00:18:11,495
obvious you dress that way
for a routine tour?
440
00:18:11,495 --> 00:18:14,298
- Right, I'll remove
the lipstick.
441
00:18:14,298 --> 00:18:16,000
- And don't smile.
- Don't smile.
442
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:19,503
- And don't let him know
that you remember him.
443
00:18:19,503 --> 00:18:21,105
- Got it.
- Okay.
444
00:18:21,105 --> 00:18:23,174
- No smile.
445
00:18:23,174 --> 00:18:28,346
- Whoever said loving you right
is loving you wrong was genius,
446
00:18:28,346 --> 00:18:32,450
but sometimes it's
just plain stupid.
447
00:18:35,686 --> 00:18:38,789
- Okay, Babe.
They'll be here any minute.
448
00:18:38,789 --> 00:18:41,826
- Damn, why are you
dressed like Black Panther?
449
00:18:48,566 --> 00:18:50,468
- Okay, Sterling and I
dated in high school, baby.
450
00:18:50,468 --> 00:18:53,037
But it was before you.
451
00:18:53,037 --> 00:18:54,338
I didn't even like him.
452
00:18:54,338 --> 00:18:55,773
He had little feet.
We don't do that.
453
00:18:55,773 --> 00:18:59,043
He got a big old head.
We used to call him Topple.
454
00:18:59,043 --> 00:19:00,711
[laughter]
455
00:19:00,711 --> 00:19:04,048
He used to, like,
topple, topple over... baby?
456
00:19:05,650 --> 00:19:10,521
Baby, I love you.
I'm so glad I'm married to you.
457
00:19:12,323 --> 00:19:14,091
- Okay, you feel better now?
458
00:19:16,994 --> 00:19:18,062
- Yep.
459
00:19:18,062 --> 00:19:19,997
- Okay, good,
'cause he ain't coming.
460
00:19:19,997 --> 00:19:21,599
[snickers]
461
00:19:21,599 --> 00:19:23,067
Yeah, yeah, his sister called
462
00:19:23,067 --> 00:19:24,936
and said they was going to
have the mom stay with her.
463
00:19:25,870 --> 00:19:27,939
- Jeremy why are you playing?
464
00:19:27,939 --> 00:19:30,775
- Look, man, I knew
you used to date that guy.
465
00:19:30,775 --> 00:19:32,510
You told me about him years ago,
466
00:19:32,510 --> 00:19:34,312
and then you started
acting all weird,
467
00:19:34,312 --> 00:19:35,813
I realized this is the same
468
00:19:35,813 --> 00:19:38,349
person that you dated
back in high school.
469
00:19:38,349 --> 00:19:41,419
Okay? Now, look,
it don't matter.
470
00:19:42,186 --> 00:19:47,525
- I just didn't want
you to feel awkward.
471
00:19:47,525 --> 00:19:50,695
- Why did you get dressed up?
472
00:19:50,695 --> 00:19:53,664
- I just wanted to look good.
- Mm-hmm.
473
00:19:53,664 --> 00:19:57,268
- Every woman wants her ex
to know what he's missing.
474
00:19:57,268 --> 00:20:00,571
- Mm-hmm. Is that right?
475
00:20:00,571 --> 00:20:02,173
Well, you do look kind of good.
476
00:20:02,173 --> 00:20:06,544
And, uh, ain't no point in
letting that dress go to waste.
477
00:20:06,544 --> 00:20:08,479
- What you trying to do?
478
00:20:08,479 --> 00:20:09,580
I'm trying to...
479
00:20:09,580 --> 00:20:10,948
- [clapping]
480
00:20:10,948 --> 00:20:12,817
- Slow down.
481
00:20:12,817 --> 00:20:14,518
- You trying to do
that slow clap.
482
00:20:14,518 --> 00:20:15,686
- [laughter]
483
00:20:15,686 --> 00:20:17,088
- I love you.
- I love you too.
484
00:20:18,988 --> 00:20:21,457
- This is crazy, man.
485
00:20:22,191 --> 00:20:23,459
- Look, Grandpa Vinny,
486
00:20:23,459 --> 00:20:25,762
I'm sorry our cleaning deal
didn't work out.
487
00:20:25,762 --> 00:20:26,996
- You know what?
488
00:20:26,996 --> 00:20:28,798
If you hadn't left
that paper trail,
489
00:20:28,798 --> 00:20:31,267
that Old as Dirt Buster
would be mine right now.
490
00:20:32,368 --> 00:20:33,870
- Look, I did a lot of work.
491
00:20:33,870 --> 00:20:35,872
- Yeah, well,
it didn't work out for me.
492
00:20:35,872 --> 00:20:37,607
- [text chime]
493
00:20:37,607 --> 00:20:39,542
- Ah, but it did
work out for me.
494
00:20:39,542 --> 00:20:41,411
"Mean Teen Cleaning Service"
is a hit.
495
00:20:42,378 --> 00:20:44,781
In fact, I'm meeting with
my next client right now.
496
00:20:44,781 --> 00:20:46,716
Coming, Mr. Reginald!
497
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- Mr. Reginald?
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I'ma get me
another grandson,
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I swear I'ma get one.
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