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OVER? 7 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:22,790 TRANSMISSION ENDING IN 3, 2, 1. 8 00:00:22,823 --> 00:00:24,258 AH-CHOO! 9 00:00:27,695 --> 00:00:29,730 WHAT DO THEY MEAN OUR MISSION'S CANCELED? 10 00:00:29,763 --> 00:00:32,233 DISCARDED LIKE A LEMON RIND 11 00:00:32,266 --> 00:00:33,401 OR SOME KIND OF HAT 12 00:00:33,434 --> 00:00:34,802 THAT PEOPLE DON'T LIKE TO WEAR ANYMORE. 13 00:00:34,835 --> 00:00:36,104 WELL, GUESS WHAT? 14 00:00:36,137 --> 00:00:39,307 THOSE HATS COME BACK INTO STYLE! 15 00:00:39,340 --> 00:00:41,008 AND YOU WISH YOU STILL HAD 'EM. 16 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:44,011 YOU DO. YOU DO! 17 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:46,314 CANCELED? I WAS ABOUT TO BECOME 18 00:00:46,347 --> 00:00:50,618 VERY ATTRACTIVE TO GIRLS OVER 12. 19 00:00:50,651 --> 00:00:51,952 THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING. 20 00:00:51,985 --> 00:00:54,054 THIS IS HORRIBLE. HOW AM I GONNA LEAVE MARY? 21 00:00:54,088 --> 00:00:56,590 SHE'S EVERYTHING TO ME. 22 00:00:56,624 --> 00:00:57,958 I'M GONNA ASK HER TO COME. 23 00:00:57,991 --> 00:00:59,327 OH! NO! 24 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:01,929 YOU CAN'T BRING HER. SHE'D BE CLASSIFIED AS CONTRABAND. 25 00:01:01,962 --> 00:01:03,797 YEAH, IF I CAN'T BRING SALTWATER TAFFY, 26 00:01:03,831 --> 00:01:05,799 YOU CAN'T BRING ALBRIGHT. 27 00:01:06,867 --> 00:01:09,237 BUT HOW CAN I LIVE WITHOUT HER? 28 00:01:09,270 --> 00:01:10,571 OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS. 29 00:01:10,604 --> 00:01:12,740 WHAT AM I GONNA DO ABOUT DON? 30 00:01:12,773 --> 00:01:15,676 I CAN'T LEAVE HIM THE PATHETIC, MUFFIN-MAKING MESS 31 00:01:15,709 --> 00:01:16,910 THAT HE IS. 32 00:01:16,944 --> 00:01:18,045 AH, PIPE DOWN. 33 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:19,480 YOU KNEW THE MISSION WAS GONNA END. 34 00:01:19,513 --> 00:01:21,382 NOW IT'S ENDING. GET IT TOGETHER. 35 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:22,550 OK, SEE? HERE IT COMES. 36 00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:23,717 WHY DO YOU ALWAYS GET LIKE THIS 37 00:01:23,751 --> 00:01:24,652 WHEN MISSIONS COME TO AN END? 38 00:01:24,685 --> 00:01:25,886 YEAH. GOOD-BYE, TEENAGER. 39 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:27,188 HELLO, CROTCHETY OLD MAN. 40 00:01:27,221 --> 00:01:28,289 AH... 41 00:01:28,322 --> 00:01:29,457 GET YOUR MOUTH SHUT. 42 00:01:29,490 --> 00:01:31,325 HEY! YOU KNOW WHAT? 43 00:01:31,359 --> 00:01:32,793 IF WE HAVE TO LEAVE ON SATURDAY ANYWAY, 44 00:01:32,826 --> 00:01:35,329 WE MIGHT AS WELL HAVE A BIG GOING-AWAY PARTY. 45 00:01:35,363 --> 00:01:36,564 HARRY, THAT IS A GREAT IDEA. 46 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:38,299 IT WILL GIVE US A CHANCE TO SAY GOOD-BYE. 47 00:01:38,332 --> 00:01:40,334 RIGHT. "GOOD-BYE HUMANS, WE'RE GOING BACK 48 00:01:40,368 --> 00:01:43,604 TO OUR HOME PLANET IN OUTER SPACE." 49 00:01:43,637 --> 00:01:46,340 THEN THEY CAN DISSECT US ON THE TARMAC. 50 00:01:46,374 --> 00:01:49,910 WE'LL HAVE A PARTY. A PARTY WITH A SPACE THEME. 51 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:51,379 OH, THAT'S NOT ANNOYING. 52 00:01:51,412 --> 00:01:52,480 AND PEOPLE WILL BE ENCOURAGED 53 00:01:52,513 --> 00:01:53,981 TO GET THEIR SWERVE ON. 54 00:01:54,014 --> 00:01:54,815 EXACTLY. 55 00:01:54,848 --> 00:01:56,083 OH, THAT REMINDS ME. 56 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:57,618 WE'RE GONNA NEED A DESIGNATED DRIVER 57 00:01:57,651 --> 00:01:58,619 FOR THE FLIGHT HOME. 58 00:01:58,652 --> 00:01:59,320 NOT IT! 59 00:01:59,353 --> 00:02:01,155 NOT IT. NOT IT. 60 00:02:01,189 --> 00:02:02,190 DAMN. 61 00:02:38,559 --> 00:02:39,793 HEY, SALLY. 62 00:02:39,827 --> 00:02:40,928 HEY, DON. 63 00:02:40,961 --> 00:02:43,030 I'M ON MY WAY TO TURN IN MY STUFF DOWN AT THE STATION, 64 00:02:43,063 --> 00:02:43,964 AND I WANTED YOU TO BE THE FIRST 65 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:46,734 TO TRY MY BRAND-NEW, WORLD-FAMOUS... 66 00:02:46,767 --> 00:02:48,536 BANANA BREAD MUFFINS! 67 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,439 OH. 68 00:02:51,472 --> 00:02:53,541 IT'S--IT'S BIG. 69 00:02:53,574 --> 00:02:56,444 I COULDN'T FIND THOSE LITTLE CUPCAKE PAPERS, 70 00:02:56,477 --> 00:02:59,380 SO I HAD TO USE COFFEE FILTERS. 71 00:02:59,413 --> 00:03:02,583 OH, MY GOD, DON. PLEASE BECOME A COP AGAIN. 72 00:03:02,616 --> 00:03:03,751 NO WAY. 73 00:03:03,784 --> 00:03:06,153 I'M NOT CUT OUT FOR THAT LIFE. 74 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:13,961 I'M FRAGILE. 75 00:03:13,994 --> 00:03:17,331 I'M GONNA LET YOU IN ON A LITTLE SECRET... 76 00:03:17,365 --> 00:03:21,435 YOU KNOW HOW I'VE WON EVERY LUMBERJACK COMPETITION I'VE EVER BEEN IN 77 00:03:21,469 --> 00:03:25,906 WITHOUT ANY PREVIOUS LUMBERJACKING EXPERIENCE? 78 00:03:25,939 --> 00:03:27,408 YEAH. 79 00:03:27,441 --> 00:03:33,046 AND REMEMBER THAT TIME I SHOWED YOU HOW TO MAKE A CANNON OUT OF A COCONUT? 80 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:34,014 YEAH. 81 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:37,251 OK, WELL... [CLEARS THROAT] 82 00:03:37,285 --> 00:03:41,722 I'M A HIGHLY TRAINED SECURITY AND WEAPONS SPECIALIST. 83 00:03:41,755 --> 00:03:42,923 YOU ARE? 84 00:03:42,956 --> 00:03:45,058 NO. 85 00:03:45,092 --> 00:03:46,594 OH, YES. 86 00:04:00,408 --> 00:04:02,543 WOW, SALLY. 87 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:07,715 ANY TIME I'VE TAKEN MY GUN APART, I HAD TO BUY A NEW GUN. 88 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:10,418 WHAT ARE YOU, LIKE, WITH THE FEDS OR SOMETHING? 89 00:04:10,451 --> 00:04:13,687 SOMETHING LIKE THAT, BUT A LITTLE BIT BIGGER. 90 00:04:13,721 --> 00:04:15,188 INTERPOL? 91 00:04:15,222 --> 00:04:18,091 I'VE BEEN UNDERCOVER HERE FOR YEARS. 92 00:04:18,125 --> 00:04:19,026 I CAN'T TELL YOU MY MISSION-- 93 00:04:19,059 --> 00:04:20,628 IT WILL PUT YOU IN JEOPARDY-- 94 00:04:20,661 --> 00:04:23,564 BUT WHAT YOU JUST SAW ME DO TO THAT GUN, 95 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:25,733 I'M GONNA DO TO YOU. 96 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:29,236 I'VE GOT SCIATICA. 97 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:34,141 DON, I'M GONNA REBUILD YOU FROM THE GROUND UP 98 00:04:34,174 --> 00:04:39,913 MAKE YOU BETTER, FASTER, STRONGER THAN YOU EVER BEEN BEFORE 99 00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:42,350 WHY? 100 00:04:42,383 --> 00:04:44,885 'CAUSE I LOVE YOU, DONNY. 101 00:04:44,918 --> 00:04:46,687 'CAUSE I LOVE YOU. 102 00:04:50,057 --> 00:04:51,158 DID YOU FINISH THE PARTY PLAN? 103 00:04:51,191 --> 00:04:53,093 OH, YEAH. CHECK IT OUT... 104 00:04:54,695 --> 00:04:56,430 WHAT IS THIS? WHAT? 105 00:04:56,464 --> 00:04:58,532 "MUSIC: AM RADIO"? 106 00:04:58,566 --> 00:05:00,634 "FOOD: FANCY MIXED NUTS"? 107 00:05:00,668 --> 00:05:03,236 "PAPER NAPKINS: QUESTION MARK"? 108 00:05:03,270 --> 00:05:04,137 THIS IS PATHETIC, MAN. 109 00:05:04,171 --> 00:05:05,238 IF WE HAVE TO THROW A PARTY, 110 00:05:05,272 --> 00:05:06,440 LET'S AT LEAST DO IT RIGHT. 111 00:05:06,474 --> 00:05:08,642 DUDE, WE ARE BROKE. 112 00:05:08,676 --> 00:05:12,012 WE HAVE BEEN BROKE FOR 6 YEARS. 113 00:05:15,082 --> 00:05:16,249 OK. 114 00:05:16,283 --> 00:05:17,317 WE'LL CHARGE IT. 115 00:05:17,351 --> 00:05:19,219 MAX OUT OUR CREDIT CARDS. 116 00:05:19,252 --> 00:05:20,253 WHOA, WE CAN DO THAT? 117 00:05:20,287 --> 00:05:22,823 YEAH, BY THE TIME THEY SEND US THE BILL, 118 00:05:22,856 --> 00:05:26,460 WE'LL BE IN ANOTHER GALAXY 30 TRILLION MILES AWAY. 119 00:05:27,595 --> 00:05:30,931 I DON'T KNOW WHY EVERYBODY DOESN'T DO THAT. 120 00:05:31,632 --> 00:05:34,702 [PUMP IT UP BY ELVIS COSTELLO PLAYING] 121 00:05:34,735 --> 00:05:36,303 * I'VE BEEN A TENTER HOOKS * 122 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:38,038 * ENDING IN DIRTY LOOKS 123 00:05:38,071 --> 00:05:41,475 * LISTEN TO THE MUZAK, THINKIN' 'BOUT THIS AND THAT * 124 00:05:41,509 --> 00:05:43,210 * SHE SAID THAT'S THAT 125 00:05:43,243 --> 00:05:44,311 * I DON'T WANT TO CHITTER CHAT * 126 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,246 [GUNSHOT] [CAT YOWLS] 127 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:48,315 * TURN IT DOWN FLAT 128 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:51,719 * PUMP IT UP, WHEN YOU DON'T REALLY NEED IT * 129 00:05:51,752 --> 00:05:55,923 * PUMP IT UP, UNTIL YOU CAN FEEL IT * 130 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:03,864 * DOWN IN THE PLEASURE CENTER * 131 00:06:03,897 --> 00:06:05,566 * HELL BENT OR HEAVEN SENT 132 00:06:05,599 --> 00:06:09,002 * LISTEN TO THE PROPAGANDA LISTEN TO THE LATEST SLANDER * 133 00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:10,538 * THERE'S NOTHING UNDERHAND * 134 00:06:10,571 --> 00:06:12,473 * THAT SHE WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND * 135 00:06:12,506 --> 00:06:15,943 * PUMP IT UP, UNTIL YOU CAN FEEL IT * 136 00:06:15,976 --> 00:06:20,414 * PUMP IT UP, WHEN YOU DON'T REALLY NEED IT * 137 00:06:39,667 --> 00:06:40,734 * HEY! 138 00:06:44,505 --> 00:06:45,973 ALL RIGHT, DON. 139 00:06:46,006 --> 00:06:47,741 CHOOSE. 140 00:06:47,775 --> 00:06:50,143 MUFFIN... 141 00:06:50,177 --> 00:06:52,045 OR GUN? 142 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:54,314 WHO ARE YOU, DON? 143 00:06:54,347 --> 00:06:55,583 ARE YOU A COP... 144 00:06:55,616 --> 00:06:58,351 OR ARE YOU A MUFFINEER? 145 00:06:58,385 --> 00:07:00,087 I'M A COP! 146 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:04,224 I'M A COP WHO WANTS A MUFFIN. 147 00:07:08,729 --> 00:07:13,233 AND THE STUDENT BECOMES THE MASTER. 148 00:07:18,539 --> 00:07:19,439 WHEN WE WERE FIRST HERE, 149 00:07:19,473 --> 00:07:21,575 I USED TO COME TO THE PLANETARIUM 150 00:07:21,609 --> 00:07:23,076 WHENEVER I FELT HOME SICK. 151 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:25,345 AWW. 152 00:07:25,378 --> 00:07:27,548 WHICH ONE'S YOURS? 153 00:07:27,581 --> 00:07:27,948 MINE? 154 00:07:27,981 --> 00:07:29,416 YEAH. 155 00:07:30,484 --> 00:07:33,954 YOU SEE THE LITTLE BRIGHT ONE DOWN BY THE HORIZON? 156 00:07:33,987 --> 00:07:35,989 THAT'S HOME. 157 00:07:36,023 --> 00:07:36,990 NICE, HUH? 158 00:07:37,024 --> 00:07:38,492 YEAH. 159 00:07:38,526 --> 00:07:40,528 I WISH I COULD SEE IT UP CLOSE. 160 00:07:40,561 --> 00:07:43,030 HOW'S SATURDAY... 161 00:07:43,063 --> 00:07:44,865 AROUND MIDNIGHT. 162 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:46,667 WHAT? 163 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:48,769 MARY, THE MISSION'S OVER. 164 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:50,971 I HAVE TO GO BACK. 165 00:07:51,004 --> 00:07:52,740 FIRST YOU TELL ME YOU'RE AN ALIEN, 166 00:07:52,773 --> 00:07:55,509 AND THEN 2 DAYS LATER YOU TELL ME YOU'RE LEAVING EARTH? 167 00:07:55,543 --> 00:07:56,209 I DIDN'T SAY FOREVER. 168 00:07:56,243 --> 00:07:57,477 OH, SO YOU CAN COME BACK? 169 00:07:57,511 --> 00:07:59,580 NO, IT'S FOREVER. OH! 170 00:07:59,613 --> 00:08:01,014 COME WITH ME. 171 00:08:01,048 --> 00:08:02,349 I LOVE YOU. 172 00:08:02,382 --> 00:08:06,319 OH, I LOVE YOU, TOO, BUT... 173 00:08:06,353 --> 00:08:11,091 TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE ON ANOTHER PLANET? 174 00:08:11,124 --> 00:08:14,695 MARY, DO YOU REALLY WANT TO START DATING AGAIN? 175 00:08:14,728 --> 00:08:17,698 ESPECIALLY AT YOUR AGE? 176 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:21,635 SATURDAY, HUH? 177 00:08:21,669 --> 00:08:24,004 OK, I'LL DO IT! 178 00:08:33,547 --> 00:08:35,783 THIS PLACE LOOKS PRETTY GOOD, HUH? 179 00:08:35,816 --> 00:08:40,053 IT'S AMAZING WHAT $19,000 CAN DO TO AN ATTIC. 180 00:08:40,087 --> 00:08:44,157 OH, HEY, BY THE WAY, I GOT YOU SOMETHING. 181 00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:47,094 IT SAYS "TOMMY." 182 00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:48,862 OH, THANKS, MAN. 183 00:08:48,896 --> 00:08:51,732 I LIKED IT SO MUCH, I GOT ME ONE, TOO. 184 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:56,570 YOURS ALSO SAYS "TOMMY." 185 00:08:56,604 --> 00:09:00,874 YEAH, YOU WERE ALWAYS MY FAVORITE. 186 00:09:01,909 --> 00:09:04,712 I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS TO BE OVER. 187 00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:06,680 YOU'RE NOT GONNA MISS EARTH EVEN A LITTLE BIT? 188 00:09:06,714 --> 00:09:10,383 YOU KNOW, A MISSION STARTS, A MISSION ENDS, FRIEND. 189 00:09:10,417 --> 00:09:11,852 I'VE DONE THIS TOO MANY TIMES. 190 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:13,754 I DON'T EVEN UNPACK ANYMORE. 191 00:09:13,787 --> 00:09:15,756 LET'S JUST ENJOY OUR LITTLE PARTY, SHALL WE? 192 00:09:15,789 --> 00:09:16,924 WELL, I'M GONNA GO MINGLE. 193 00:09:16,957 --> 00:09:18,458 OK. 194 00:09:19,426 --> 00:09:20,928 AW, MAN! 195 00:09:20,961 --> 00:09:22,529 OH, GOD. 196 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,732 OW! OW! CATERERS. 197 00:09:24,765 --> 00:09:27,668 GREAT, GREAT. WHERE'S THE SPATULA? 198 00:09:27,701 --> 00:09:29,536 WHERE'S THE SPATULA? 199 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:32,072 SPATULA...WE ALWAYS HAVE THE SPATULA RIGHT HERE. 200 00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:33,440 WHERE'S THE STUPID SPATULA? 201 00:09:33,473 --> 00:09:38,245 WHERE'S THAT EARTH SPATULA? 202 00:09:38,278 --> 00:09:43,851 [SOBBING] I...DON'T...WANNA...GO! 203 00:09:43,884 --> 00:09:46,586 MMM... 204 00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:48,922 SPINACH PUFFS. 205 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:53,761 GOOD PARTY. 206 00:09:55,495 --> 00:09:56,163 MARY! 207 00:09:56,196 --> 00:09:57,597 HI, DICK! 208 00:09:57,631 --> 00:09:59,032 THIS IS SO IRONIC. 209 00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:01,802 ALIENS THROWING AN ALIEN PARTY. 210 00:10:02,636 --> 00:10:04,304 IS ANY OF THIS STUFF AUTHENTIC? 211 00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:06,406 THE DIP IS. 212 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,642 MARY, I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE COMING WITH US TO THE HOME PLANET. 213 00:10:08,676 --> 00:10:10,377 I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW YOU OFF. 214 00:10:10,410 --> 00:10:14,314 SO, I GUESS IN SPACE I'LL BE YOUR TROPHY GIRLFRIEND. 215 00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:16,583 YOU'LL BE THE SIZE OF A TROPHY. 216 00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:21,354 WHAT? OH, LOOK, TAPENADE. 217 00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:23,090 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE, DICK? 218 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:24,858 YOU TOLD ME THIS WAS A MASQUERADE BALL 219 00:10:24,892 --> 00:10:26,794 RECREATING THE COURT OF KING LOUIS XVI. 220 00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:30,430 I KNOW, ISN'T IT GREAT? 221 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,432 I AM GONNA GET YOU BACK, DICK SOLOMON. 222 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:33,767 DON'T SPEAK. 223 00:10:33,801 --> 00:10:36,636 I WANNA REMEMBER YOU JUST AS YOU ARE. 224 00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:39,773 HA HA HA! 225 00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:42,642 AND NOW FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT 226 00:10:42,676 --> 00:10:44,111 IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN OUR DREAM 227 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:46,747 TO GET THE GUY WHO PLAYS WIPEOUT ON PAINT CANS 228 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:49,049 OUT IN FRONT OF THE BUS STATION 229 00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:50,751 TO COME AND PLAY OUR PARTY. 230 00:10:50,784 --> 00:10:54,988 TONIGHT, THAT DREAM HAS COME TRUE. 231 00:10:55,022 --> 00:11:00,227 BUT FIRST, WE GOT THIS OTHER GUY... 232 00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:02,796 ELVIS COSTELLO. 233 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,241 * FLY ME TO THE MOON 234 00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:19,312 * AND LET ME PLAY AMONG THE STARS * 235 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:22,282 * LET ME KNOW WHAT SPRING IS LIKE * 236 00:11:22,315 --> 00:11:26,987 * ON JUPITER AND MARS 237 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:30,057 * IN OTHER WORDS 238 00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:33,794 * HOLD MY HAND 239 00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:37,164 * IN OTHER WORDS 240 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:41,468 * DARLING, KISS ME 241 00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:44,838 OH, HARRY, OUR LITTLE TEATIME NOONER TODAY 242 00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:46,840 WAS ONE OF THE BEST EVER. 243 00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:48,742 SHH! 244 00:11:52,012 --> 00:11:55,448 LOOK, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO LAY LOW FOR A WHILE, OK? 245 00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:56,750 I'M GOING OUT OF TOWN. 246 00:11:56,784 --> 00:11:57,985 AW, YOU'LL BE BACK. 247 00:11:58,018 --> 00:11:59,019 SHH! 248 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,020 THEY ALWAYS COME BACK. YEAH. 249 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,721 HA HA HA! 250 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:07,527 SALLY, I'M SO GLAD THAT YOU AND MARY HAVE BECOME SO CLOSE. 251 00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:11,832 OH, NO, SHE'S COMING. 252 00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:15,002 THEY SAID THAT WE COULD BRING SPECIMENS. 253 00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:18,571 I'M BRINGING A ROCK, A TWIG, AND MARY. 254 00:12:18,605 --> 00:12:19,773 FINE, WHATEVER. 255 00:12:19,807 --> 00:12:21,842 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? SHE'S SITTING ON THE HUMP. 256 00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:26,279 NOW, IS THAT FAIR? SALLY? 257 00:12:26,313 --> 00:12:29,749 * IN OTHER WORDS 258 00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:33,653 * PLEASE BE TRUE 259 00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:37,190 * IN OTHER WORDS 260 00:12:37,224 --> 00:12:40,928 * IN OTHER WORDS 261 00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:43,263 * IN OTHER WORDS 262 00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:48,368 * I LOVE YOU 263 00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:53,340 [APPLAUSE] 264 00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:03,316 HEY, ALBRIGHT, WHAT'S THE DEAL HERE? 265 00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:05,218 I CAN TELL YOU ANYTHING, RIGHT? 266 00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:06,954 WELL, YOU HAVE. 267 00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:10,991 DICK IS AN ALIEN, 268 00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:13,093 AND I'M GOING TO TRAVEL WITH HIM ON A SPACESHIP 269 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:16,663 AND BE THE SIZE OF A TROPHY. 270 00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:18,331 OK, GO EASY ON THE CHAMPAGNE. 271 00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:20,133 I'M NOT DRIVING YOU HOME AGAIN. 272 00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:21,734 I JUST FINISHED SHAMPOOING MY CARPETS 273 00:13:21,768 --> 00:13:22,202 FROM THE LAST TIME. 274 00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:23,937 NO, NINA... 275 00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:32,112 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY! 276 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,347 LOOK, I THINK THE CATERERS FIXED UP A LITTLE PLATE 277 00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:36,183 FOR YOU AND THE REST OF THE GUYS IN THE KITCHEN, 278 00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:40,287 BUT I'D RATHER YOU DIDN'T EAT IN FRONT OF THE GUESTS. 279 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,388 WELL, THAT'S FINE, 280 00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:44,691 BUT I'D SURE LIKE TO GET PAID SOMETIME, HARRY. 281 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,929 YOU BOY BANDS ARE ALL IN IT FOR THE MONEY, AREN'T YOU? 282 00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:50,297 OH, OH, OH! 283 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,098 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. OHH! 284 00:13:57,971 --> 00:14:00,840 UM, EVERYBODY PLEASE, I, 285 00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:03,243 I'D LIKE TO THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING TONIGHT 286 00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:08,581 I DID NOT KNOW IT WAS A SPACE THEME, HE DIDN'T TELL ME 287 00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:11,584 FRIENDS, WITH YOUR HELP AND LOVE 288 00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:14,321 YOU'VE SHOWN US HOW TO MAKE SENSE OF THE WORLD 289 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:17,057 AND WHEN THE WORLD HASN'T MADE ANY SENSE AT ALL, 290 00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:20,660 YOU'VE TAUGHT US TO SIT BACK AND ENJOY IT. 291 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:23,496 YOU'VE TAUGHT US WHAT'S RIGHT, WHAT'S REAL, 292 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:26,666 AND WHAT'S BEAUTIFUL ABOUT THIS PLANET, 293 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:29,002 AND FOR THAT, WE ARE ETERNALLY GRATEFUL. 294 00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:30,670 ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP. 295 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:34,874 I WANNA LEAVE, BUT THERE'S A SPACESHIP BLOCKING MY CAR. 296 00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:37,945 SPACESHIP? HA HA HA! 297 00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:41,081 HA HA-- LET'S GO! HA HA-- LET'S GO! 298 00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:48,555 OH, GREAT! THEY DIDN'T TRUST US TO LEAVE ON OUR OWN, 299 00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:49,522 AND NOW WE'RE BUSTED. 300 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:50,223 Harry: DICK-- 301 00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:51,324 OK. START OUT BY TELLING THEM 302 00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:52,492 WE'RE NOT GOING TO HARM ANYBODY. 303 00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:53,460 WE HAVE NO SPECIAL POWERS. 304 00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:54,694 RIGHT. DICK-- 305 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,563 IF THEY DON'T BUY THAT, TELL THEM WE DO HAVE SPECIAL POWERS. 306 00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:56,964 DICK? 307 00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:58,831 HARRY, SHH! 308 00:14:58,865 --> 00:14:59,332 UH... 309 00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:01,768 AHEM! 310 00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:04,537 PEOPLE OF EARTH, WE COME IN PEACE. 311 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:07,274 THAT'S RIGHT, I SAID PEOPLE OF EARTH. 312 00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:10,710 SALLY, TOMMY, HARRY, COME JOIN ME HERE, MY FELLOW ALIENS. 313 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:14,747 THAT'S RIGHT! I SAID MY FELLOW ALIENS. 314 00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:15,983 Y-- 315 00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:17,384 HUH? 316 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:26,726 CITIZENS OF RUTHERFORD... 317 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,795 WHOSE VEHICLE IS THIS? 318 00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:31,731 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? 319 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:32,899 I TRIED TO TELL YOU. 320 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,135 I GOT IT FOR THE PARTY. 321 00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:38,972 WELL, IT WAS EITHER THAT OR THE MOON BOUNCY THING. 322 00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:43,310 HARRY, IS THIS YOUR VEHICLE? 323 00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:44,144 YEAH. 324 00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:46,313 WELL, I'M GONNA HAVE TO WRITE YOU UP. 325 00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:50,750 ALL NOVELTY VEHICLES MUST HAVE A PERMIT DISPLAYED. 326 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:54,221 EVEN THE WIENERMOBILE'S GOT ONE. 327 00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:55,955 HEY, DONNY, 328 00:15:55,989 --> 00:15:57,824 YOU DID IT. 329 00:15:57,857 --> 00:15:59,692 YOU'RE A COP AGAIN. 330 00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:01,261 THAT'S RIGHT. 331 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,295 SORRY I CAN'T STAY. 332 00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:05,132 I GOT A 3-12 OVER IN ATHERTON, 333 00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:07,234 AND FOR THE FIRST TIME, 334 00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:09,669 I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. 335 00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:11,938 WELL, HEY, GIVE ME A MINUTE, WILL YOU? 336 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:14,841 I MEAN, YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE TAKING A POWDER. 337 00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:16,276 DON'T GO SOFT ON ME, SOLOMON. 338 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,678 WHEN WAS I EVER SOFT? 339 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,549 AND, SALLY... 340 00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:26,419 THANK YOU FOR TEACHING ME HOW TO BE A MAN. 341 00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:30,157 THAT'S NOTHIN'. 342 00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:33,593 THANK YOU FOR TEACHING ME HOW TO BE A WOMAN. 343 00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,528 OH, GO-- 344 00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:38,298 OH! 345 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,367 [PANTING] 346 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,469 IF YOU EVER NEED BACKUP... 347 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,904 I'LL GIVE YOU A CALL. 348 00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:52,612 DON! DON, DON'T GO, DON! 349 00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:53,480 SALLY! 350 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,482 TOMMY, WE HAVE TO GET TO THE FIELD! 351 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:58,385 WAIT! I WANT TO TAKE ONE LAST LOOK AT MY FRIENDS. 352 00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:00,187 UH, MARY, TO BE FAIR, 353 00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:02,622 THEY'RE MOSTLY OUR FRIENDS. 354 00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:06,593 I'M NOT EVEN PAYING THIS. 355 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:13,266 Sally: HOW LONG? 356 00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:15,968 5 MINUTES. 357 00:17:16,002 --> 00:17:18,805 I'M GONNA MISS A LOT ABOUT THIS PLANET. 358 00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:20,807 I ONLY HOPE THAT IN SOME SMALL WAY, 359 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:24,211 MY HANDSOME GOOD LOOKS HAVE MADE A DIFFERENCE. 360 00:17:26,012 --> 00:17:27,347 WELL... 361 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,616 GOOD-BYE, GIRLS. 362 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,587 VERONIQUE... 363 00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:36,723 CINDY. CINDY. 364 00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:40,760 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO MISS THE MOST, TOMMY? 365 00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:42,195 UH... 366 00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:45,198 THE WAY THE SKY LOOKS FROM MY BEDROOM WINDOW. 367 00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:48,401 I'M GOING TO MISS THE FIRST TIME YOU PUT ON A NEW SHIRT. 368 00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:50,103 HOW ABOUT FIBER? 369 00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:51,171 SHOES! 370 00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:52,472 FEET. 371 00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:55,742 BROTHERS WHO SELL MATTRESSES ON TV. 372 00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:57,244 SNEEZING. 373 00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:58,511 MEL GIBSON. 374 00:17:58,545 --> 00:18:00,747 AHH. AHH. AHH. 375 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,517 SNOW? 376 00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:06,586 EVERYTHING. 377 00:18:07,053 --> 00:18:09,055 I CAN'T! I CAN'T DO THIS! 378 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,257 MARY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 379 00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:11,758 OH, I'M SO SORRY! 380 00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:12,825 WHAT, WHAT IS IT? 381 00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:15,328 OH, I CAN'T. I'M AFRAID. 382 00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:19,332 I'M LEAVING MY--MY PLANET, MY--MY FRIENDS, MY BODY, EVERYTHING! 383 00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:20,467 BUT WE'LL HAVE EACH OTHER. 384 00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:21,534 OH, BUT IT WON'T BE THE SAME. 385 00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:23,503 WE'LL BE TOGETHER. 386 00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:24,437 NO, I--I CAN'T! 387 00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:26,339 I-- 388 00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:29,576 YOU'RE RIGHT. 389 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:32,812 YOU BELONG HERE, MARY. 390 00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:36,616 WE FELL IN LOVE BECAUSE YOU WERE A HUMAN ON EARTH, 391 00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:38,117 AND SO WAS I. 392 00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:39,452 OH. 393 00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:41,688 I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU. 394 00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:44,291 IF IT WOULD HELP, 395 00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:45,792 I CAN MAKE YOU FORGET. 396 00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:48,561 BUT HOW? I DIDN'T THINK YOU HAD ANY SPECIAL POWERS. 397 00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:50,263 NO, IT'S NOT A SPECIAL POWER. 398 00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:52,365 IT'S MORE OF A GIMMICK. 399 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:56,169 NO, THAT SOUNDS AWFUL. 400 00:18:56,203 --> 00:18:57,370 I DON'T WANT TO FORGET YOU. 401 00:18:57,404 --> 00:19:00,507 BUT, MARY, IT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM HURT. 402 00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:02,975 WHAT WE HAD TOGETHER WILL REMAIN, 403 00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:04,076 DEEP INSIDE YOU, 404 00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:06,012 AND YOU'LL KNOW IT'S THERE. 405 00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:07,880 IT'LL BE A FEELING. 406 00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:10,417 DICK, IT'S TIME. 407 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,119 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 408 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:14,921 OK. 409 00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:17,224 AS LONG AS I CAN ALWAYS LOVE YOU. 410 00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:18,658 YOU WILL, 411 00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:21,628 AND I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU. 412 00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:30,169 NOW, I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO STAND VERY STILL. 413 00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:34,674 OW! JEEZ! 414 00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:41,381 TOO LOW. I'M SORRY. I--I ONLY JUST READ ABOUT THIS. 415 00:20:07,106 --> 00:20:08,575 LIEUTENANT. 416 00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:09,776 INFORMATION OFFICER. 417 00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:11,077 TRANSMITTER. 418 00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:12,912 All 3: HIGH COMMANDER. 419 00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:14,747 MY FAMILY. 420 00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:17,149 DICK, I'M LEAKING. 421 00:20:17,183 --> 00:20:19,619 [CRYING] 422 00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:26,025 * ACROSS THE VOID WE COME A-WARPING * 423 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:29,729 Harry joins in: * ACROSS THE FIELD OF STARS WE... * 424 00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:30,263 * SOAR 425 00:20:30,297 --> 00:20:31,798 * SOAR 426 00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:37,537 All: * WE PLEDGE TO LAND AND SOMETHING-SOMETHING * 427 00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:40,773 * SOMETHING SOMETHING... 428 00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:42,875 * SPACESHIP 429 00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:48,515 * AND WHEN AT LAST OUR MISSION'S FINISHED * 430 00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:53,420 * IN DUTY, HOMEWARD SHALL WE FLY * 431 00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:58,925 * OUR GLORY CANNOT BE DIMINISHED * 432 00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:08,568 * BACK TO THE HEAVENS IN OUR MIGHTY SPACESHIP * 28887

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