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(Tommy Voiceover)
LAST TIME ON 3RD
ROCK FROM THE SUN.
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DEAR MARY. SHE SAVED
ALL THE LOVE LETTERS
I SENT HER.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
I NEVER SENT HER
ANY LOVE LETTERS.
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APPARENTLY
ANOTHER MAN
HAS BEEN
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SENDING
LOVE LETTERS
TO MARY.
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A MAN NAMED SCOOCHIE.
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THE LETTERS!
SCOOCHIE?
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WHOA!
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NO! SCOOCHIE!
REVEAL YOURSELF!
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I CAN'T TAKE IT
ANYMORE!
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NO! STOP!
PLEASE DON'T
KILL HIM!
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LIAM, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
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I'M SCOOCHIE.
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YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO'S BEEN WRITING ME
LOVE LETTERS
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FOR THE PAST 3 YEARS?
I...I THOUGHT YOU'D
FORGOTTEN ME.
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FORGOTTEN YOU?
ONE OF MY MOST
CHERISHED MEMORIES
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IS THE 2 OF US
COMMINGLING ON YOUR
BUTCHER BLOCK. I MEAN--
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NO! NUH-UH.
I'M SCOOCHIE.
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MARY, THIS MAN'S
AN IMPOSTER.
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NOW, WE KNOW THAT
THE REAL SCOOCHIE
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IS A MASTER
OF VERSE,
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SO WHY DON'T WE
SETTLE THIS
WITH A LITTLE
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OFF THE CUFF
VERBAL JOUSTING?
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[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]
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NO, NO, NO...
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TO ME, OFF THE CUFF
VERBAL JOUSTING
IS A DISH BEST SERVED...
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WRITTEN IN ADVANCE.
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ARE YOU DECLINING
MY CHALLENGE?
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[BOOS AND HISSES
FROM CROWD]
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NO, NO.
NOT AT ALL.
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LET THE VERBAL
JAMFEST BEGIN!
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BUT, UH, YOU GO FIRST.
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OH. VERY WELL.
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[SOMEONE
GRUNTS IN PAIN]
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OF ALL THE HOURS
IN A DAY, THE ONLY
TIME IS YOU.
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YOU ARE THE BEAT
OF MY BREATH. YOU ARE
THE WINE IN MY BLOOD.
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YOU...ARE MARY.
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OH!
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OH!
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WHATEVER.
[CLEARS THROAT]
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I WILL NOW
DISPATCH MY FOE...
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WITH AN ELEGANT HAIKU.
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Mary: OOH.
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5 SYLLABLES.
7 SYLLABLES.
5 SYLLABLES.
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I KNOW THAT!
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I'M SO SICK OF YOU!
YOU THINK YOU KNOW
EVERYTHING.
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WILL YOU STOP IT,
PLEASE?!
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WELL, YES, THAT
IS TECHNICALLY
A HAIKU,
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BUT IT'S A RATHER--
RATHER PEDESTRIAN
ONE, ISN'T IT?
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NO, NO. THAT WAS
AN ACCIDENTAL HAIKU.
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WHAT?
NO, I WANT
ANOTHER TURN!
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OH, DICK,
DON'T BOTHER.
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I KNEW YOU DIDN'T
WRITE THOSE POEMS.
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GOOD NIGHT.
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CALL ME,
SCOOCHIE.
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OK.
OK.
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YOU GUYS!
YOU GUYS!
YOU GUYS!
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WHAT'S OUR
FAVORITE MOVIE?
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Both: ARTHUR 2:
ARTHUR ON THE ROCKS.
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WELL, FEAST
YOUR EYES
ON THIS!
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"ARTHUR"?!
"ARTHUR"?!
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YEAH! THERE'S
A PREQUEL!
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WELL, WHO KNEW?
THIS IS GONNA ANSWER
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SO MANY QUESTIONS
ABOUT ARTHUR 2!
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YEAH. LIKE THE "2."
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* ONCE IN YOUR LIFE,
YOU'LL FIND HER *
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* SOMEONE THAT TURNS
YOUR HEART AROUND *
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FAMILY MEETING!
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All: HEY!
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I'VE GOT
HORRIBLE NEWS.
BRACE YOURSELVES.
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LIAM NEESAM
IS BACK.
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LIAM WHO-SAM?
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OH, YEAH, REMEMBER
THAT ALIEN WHO CAME HERE
TO DESTROY EARTH,
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BUT THEN HE DIDN'T,
'CAUSE HE THOUGHT
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DICK WAS SUCH
A GREAT HUMAN BEING?
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DR. LIAM NEESAM.
YEAH, I THOUGHT
YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT
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THE OTHER LIAM NEESAM.
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YOU KNOW,
THE PLUMBER?
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COMMON
MISTAKE.
OH, YEAH.
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WELL, IS HE BACK
TO DESTROY
THE WORLD?
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HE'S BACK
TO DESTROY
MY WORLD.
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LIAM IS SCOOCHIE!
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All: WHAT?!
YES!
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AND SCOOCHIE
IS FROM TEAM X!
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NO WAY!
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A PROBIE WASN'T
ENOUGH FOR HIM.
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NOW HE WANTS
TO STEAL
MY MARY.
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OH, COME ON, DICK.
NO ALIEN WOULD TRAVEL
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ALL THE WAY
ACROSS THE UNIVERSE
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JUST TO BOFF
MARY ALBRIGHT.
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SALLY, THAT
IS SO CRASS!
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I PREFER TO THINK
THAT LIAM IS HERE
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TO MAKE SWEET,
GENTLE LOVE TO MARY.
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THAT'S NICE.
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THAT'S
EVEN WORSE!
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DICK, LOOK,
I'M JUST SAYING
I'D BE SURPRISED
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IF THIS WASN'T
A PART OF SOMETHING
MUCH BIGGER.
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YOU KNOW,
YOU MAY BE RIGHT.
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I DON'T KNOW
WHAT HE'S UP TO,
BUT WHATEVER IT IS,
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I WON'T HAVE IT!
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IT'S TIME
FOR DICK SOLOMON
TO FIGHT BACK!
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RIGHT AFTER
ONE PIECE OF BLUEBERRY PIE.
WHO'S WITH ME?
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OOH, I AM!
NOW YOU'RE
TALKIN'.
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AND OF COURSE
"LIAM" SPELLED
BACKWARDS IS "MAIL,"
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AS IN THE LETTERS
WITH WHICH I CORRESPOND
WITH YOU,
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AND OF COURSE,
THE HOMONYM OF MAIL
IS MALE,
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WHICH I FIND
FIERCELY APPROPRIATE.
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LIAM, YOUR WORDPLAY
IS DAZZLING.
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THANK YOU.
AND OF COURSE,
AN ANAGRAM OF LIAM
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IS MALI, A SUB-SAHARAN COUNTRY
WITH AN UNFORTUNATE CLIMATE.
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AND ANOTHER ANAGRAM
IS LIMA, CAPITAL OF PERU
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AND HOME OF THE INCAN
CIVILIZATION.
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AND, OF COURSE,
IF YOU LOSE THE "M,"
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ADD A "B" AND SCUTTLE
THE LETTERS AROUND,
YOU GET...
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BALI.
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OH!
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THAT'S A NICE WORD.
EXOTIC.
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WELL, THINK OF IT
LESS AS A WORD
AND MORE...
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AS AN INVITATION.
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OH, LIAM, THAT'S...
THAT'S SWEET, BUT I...
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I'M STILL...
TECHNICALLY
GOING OUT WITH DICK.
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OH, DEAR.
LOOK, THERE'S SOMETHING
I MUST GET OFF MY CHEST.
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I THINK OF YOU
AS ABSOLUTELY
EXQUISITE,
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AND YET YOU PERSIST
IN GOING OUT
WITH A MAN
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WHOSE NAME DOESN'T
SPELL ANYTHING
OTHER THAN DICK.
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BUT HE'S SO SWEET.
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OH, WAKE UP,
MY LITTLE PUMPKIN SEED.
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HAS HE EVER
TAKEN YOU OUT TO A DECENT
RESTAURANT LIKE THIS?
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OH, WE GO TO NICE
RESTAURANTS SOMETIMES.
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OH.
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BUT HE ALWAYS
BRINGS A FLY TO PUT
INTO THE SOUP
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SO HE DOESN'T
HAVE TO PAY.
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WELL, DON'T WORRY, MARY.
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THE ONLY FLY THAT
I HAVE WITH ME TONIGHT
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IS THE ONE
ON MY TROUSERS,
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AND YOU WON'T
FIND THAT ANYWHERE
NEAR YOUR SOUP.
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LIAM, IF YOU BROUGHT ME
HERE BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT
YOU COULD SCORE, WELL...
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WE'LL SEE!
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OH, THIS
IS AWKWARD.
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RUTHERFORD IS SUCH A SMALL TOWN
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THIS WILL POWER THE RUMOR
MILL FOR MONTHS
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SHH! SHH!
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I'M TRYING TO LISTEN TO THE
CONVERSATION WITH MY GIRLFRIEND
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OH DICK, I FEEL SO
SAFE WITH YOU
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WILL YOU SHUT UP?!
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MY AFFECTION FOR YOU IS
ONLY PART OF MY REASON
FOR BEING HERE.
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NOW, THE OTHER REASON
IS TO MAKE YOU
A JOB OFFER.
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A JOB OFFER?
DOING WHAT?
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GOOD QUESTION, MARY.
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I'M GIVING YOU
THE OPPORTUNITY
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TO DO GROUNDBREAKING
ANTHROPOLOGICAL RESEARCH.
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THE ONLY SNAG IS THAT,
AT THE START...
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00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:03,056
I CAN ONLY PAY YOU
A HIGH 6-FIGURE SALARY.
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OH, THAT'S ONE,
MAYBE 2 FIGURES MORE
THAN I'M USED TO.
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WHY ME?
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BECAUSE I CAN'T
THINK OF ANYONE
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I'D RATHER WORK
SIDE BY SIDE WITH OR...
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ON TOP OF.
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OH!
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OH, THAT RAT!
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HE'S USING HER MIND
TO GET TO HER BODY.
THAT'S SO...
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RAT-LIKE!
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DICK...
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OH...HERE'S
YOUR SANDWICH.
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DICK, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?!
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OH, I'M, UH...
HAVING DINNER
WITH JUDITH.
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IT'S A DATE, MARY.
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SHH! SHH!
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ARE YOU
SPYING ON ME?
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AND WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
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GETTING A JOB OFFER
FROM LIAM?!
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YES! AND I ACCEPT!
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WHAT?!
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OH, BUCK UP, DICK.
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LOOK, UH,
WHAT DO YOU SAY...
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I GET THIS ONE
FOR YOU? HMM?
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[FLY BUZZING]
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[FLY BUZZING]
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BON APPETIT!
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THAT'S SO MUCH NICER
THAN THE FLY I BROUGHT.
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COME ON, SALLY,
IT'S STARTIN'.
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WE'VE WATCHED
THIS MOVIE,
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WHAT,
9 TIMES NOW?
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AND LIKE
THE WINE
ARTHUR DRINKS,
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IT KEEPS GETTING
BETTER WITH AGE.
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YOU KNOW, I WISH
I HAD A LIMOUSINE.
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AND A BUTLER.
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AND A SHAMELESS
CHEMICAL DEPENDENCY.
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OH, YEAH.
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All: * SOMEONE WHO TURNS
YOUR HEART AROUND *
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* THE NEXT THING
YOU KNOW... *
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All: HEY!
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I WAS RIGHT.
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LIAM'S SOLE PURPOSE
ON EARTH IS TO WIN MARY.
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SO STOP HIM.
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SITUATION SOLVED.
NOW HIT PLAY.
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NO, BUT HOW?
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HE'S
BETTER THAN ME
AT EVERYTHING.
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OH, MAN.
YOU'RE
SCREWED.
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WELL, MAYBE
HE ISN'T.
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LIAM STILL THINKS
THAT DICK IS A HUMAN.
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AND AS
A HUMAN, DICK IS
NO COMPETITION.
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BUT DICK
IS NOT A HUMAN.
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SEE, IF LIAM KNOWS
THAT DICK'S AN ALIEN,
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THEY'LL BE
ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH.
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HE'LL HAVE
TO RESPECT HIM, AND THEN
HE'LL BACK OFF ALBRIGHT.
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00:09:02,109 --> 00:09:03,043
THAT'S
BRILLIANT.
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00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:04,978
SO,
I'LL JUST
TELL HIM.
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00:09:05,012 --> 00:09:07,848
AS LONG AS YOU REALIZE
THAT BY TELLING HIM,
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YOU MAY BE FORFEITING
YOUR INHERITANCE.
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OH, THAT'S ARTHUR.
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YEAH, SEE,
IT ALL COMES BACK
TO ARTHUR.
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* WHEN YOU GET CAUGHT
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* BETWEEN THE MOON
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* AND NEW YORK CITY
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(knocking on door)
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00:09:30,303 --> 00:09:31,338
DO YOU KNOW
WHAT TIME IT IS?
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TIME TO COME CLEAN.
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00:09:32,539 --> 00:09:34,274
TIME TO BEAR MY SOUL.
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00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:38,478
TIME TO TELL YOU
THAT I, LIKE YOU,
AM AN ALIEN.
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IMPOSSIBLE.
OPEN YOUR MOUTH.
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00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:44,484
GOOD LORD.
SO YOU ARE.
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GOOD NIGHT.
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NO, BUT, UH...
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NOW THAT YOU KNOW
I'M AN ALIEN,
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YOU'LL STOP
SEEING MARY, RIGHT?
227
00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:52,025
WHY SHOULD
I DO THAT?
228
00:09:52,059 --> 00:09:56,363
WELL, BECAUSE
OF THE ALIENS' CODE...
229
00:09:56,396 --> 00:09:59,767
WHICH STATES THAT ALIENS
CANNOT STEAL GIRLFRIENDS
FROM OTHER ALIENS.
230
00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:01,034
YOU JUST
MADE THAT UP.
231
00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:01,969
I DID NOT.
DID.
232
00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:02,670
DID.
DID NOT.
233
00:10:02,703 --> 00:10:04,471
DID NOT.
DID TOO.
234
00:10:04,504 --> 00:10:05,939
ALL RIGHT, THEN.
235
00:10:05,973 --> 00:10:07,775
WHO ENFORCES
THIS CODE
OF YOURS?
236
00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:10,577
BEFORE I ANSWER THAT,
MAY I ASK YOU:
237
00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,913
WHAT IS THE SINGLE THING
THAT FRIGHTENS YOU THE MOST?
238
00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:15,515
OH, I SUPPOSE
A SHARK ATTACK.
239
00:10:15,548 --> 00:10:17,017
WELL, COINCIDENTALLY,
240
00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:20,821
THE CODE IS ENFORCED
BY A SQUADRON OF SHARKS.
241
00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:22,489
SHARKS?
OH, I LOVE SHARKS.
242
00:10:22,522 --> 00:10:24,958
BUT YOU JUST SAID
THAT YOU HATED SHARKS.
243
00:10:24,992 --> 00:10:26,459
WELL, I MUST HAVE
MISUNDERSTOOD
THE QUESTION.
244
00:10:26,493 --> 00:10:28,328
STOP WORRYING.
I DIDN'T COME
ALL THE WAY TO EARTH
245
00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:30,597
FOR YOUR SLOPPY
SECONDS, AND SINCE
YOU'RE AN ALIEN,
246
00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,265
I CAN EXPLAIN
IT TO YOU.
247
00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:36,737
YOU SEE, I'M USING
MARY AS A COVER
FOR MY MASTER PLAN
248
00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:39,439
TO DEVOLVE
ALL HUMAN BEINGS
INTO MONKEYS.
249
00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,374
OH, WHAT A RELIEF.
250
00:10:41,408 --> 00:10:43,944
I THOUGHT YOU WERE HERE
TO SLEEP WITH MY LADY.
251
00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,879
HEH HEH HEH.
252
00:10:45,913 --> 00:10:47,347
WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT MONKEYS?
253
00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:49,883
I'M GOING TO DEVOLVE
ALL HUMAN BEINGS
INTO MONKEYS,
254
00:10:49,917 --> 00:10:52,085
YOU SEE, AND THEN
TURN THE EARTH INTO
255
00:10:52,119 --> 00:10:55,655
A GIANT THEME PARK
CALLED "PLANET
MONKEY WORLD."
256
00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:58,892
PLANET MONKEY WORLD?
257
00:10:58,926 --> 00:11:00,593
BUT THAT'S APPALLING.
258
00:11:00,627 --> 00:11:01,995
HOW CAN YOU DO THIS?
259
00:11:02,029 --> 00:11:03,831
I WEEP FOR HUMANS.
260
00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:05,232
HAS MARY AGREED TO THIS?
261
00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:06,800
YES, ALTHOUGH
SHE DOESN'T KNOW
ALL THE DETAILS,
262
00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:09,569
LIKE THE END
OF THE WORLD,
ET CETERA.
263
00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:10,637
I'M SORRY, LIAM,
264
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:13,040
BUT I AM TELLING MARY
ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW.
265
00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:14,141
IN THAT CASE,
I SHALL BE FORCED
266
00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:16,643
TO TELL HER THAT
YOU'RE AN ALIEN.
267
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:17,845
IT'S NOT FAIR.
268
00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:20,213
YOU'VE HAD MORE TIME
TO THINK THIS OUT THAN I HAVE.
269
00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:23,050
THIS IS AWFULLY GOOD,
YOU KNOW.
270
00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:29,422
WELL, THANK YOU ALL VERY
MUCH FOR BEING HERE.
271
00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:32,025
AS YOU REPRESENT
OUR TARGETED
ALIEN CONSUMERS,
272
00:11:32,059 --> 00:11:34,361
ANY SUGGESTIONS YOU HAVE
IN THIS FOCUS GROUP
273
00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:36,229
WILL BE
VERY MUCH APPRECIATED.
274
00:11:36,263 --> 00:11:37,430
BACK IN A MOMENT.
THANK YOU.
275
00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:40,167
NOW, REMEMBER...
276
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,134
DON'T HOLD BACK.
277
00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:43,203
IT'S VITAL
TO THE SURVIVAL
OF THE HUMAN RACE
278
00:11:43,236 --> 00:11:45,105
THAT YOU TELL HIM
HOW MUCH YOU HATE
THIS PLAN.
279
00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:47,107
OK.
YEAH, GOT IT. OK.
280
00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:51,845
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
I GIVE YOU
PLANET MONKEY WORLD.
281
00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:53,080
[ALL BOO]
282
00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:56,283
WOW.
MMM.
283
00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:57,217
LAME. LAME!
284
00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:58,418
WELL, HEAR ME OUT
285
00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:00,854
I MEAN PLANET MONKEY WORLD IS
BASED ON A SIMPLE PREMISE,
286
00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:03,256
MONKEYS ARE FUNNY
287
00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:06,326
IMAGINE YOU'RE BEING DRIVEN IN A
CAB BY A HUMAN BEING
288
00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:08,829
NOW IMAGINE THE CAB DRIVER IS A
MONKEY
289
00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:11,731
PICTURE BETHOVEN'S FIFTH
OF CARNEGIE HALL
290
00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:13,066
BORING.. NOW
291
00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:16,369
PICTURE IT PLAYED BY
120 CLASSICALLY
TRAINED MONKEYS.
292
00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:17,871
HA HA HA
293
00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:20,373
YOU GO TO A STORE BUY A
MONKEY WRENCH AND IT'S
SOLD TO YOU BY A MONKEY
294
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:21,408
AWFULLY HANDY.
295
00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:24,144
NOW, ANY QUESTIONS.
296
00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:25,312
YES.
297
00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:27,514
UH, WILL THE MONKEY'S
HAVE MONKEY BOOBS
OR HUMAN BOOBS?
298
00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:29,016
GOOD QUESTION.
GOOD QUESTION.
299
00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:31,484
MY GUT TELLS ME
HUMAN.
300
00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:34,421
NICE.
OH, DAMN.
301
00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:35,422
HARRY, YOU HAD
YOUR HAND UP?
302
00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:39,960
OH, NO.
TOMMY COVERED IT.
303
00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:44,164
JUST HOW DO YOU PLAN
TO TURN THE HUMANS
INTO MONKEYS?
304
00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:49,136
WITH THIS APEMAKER 3000,
A SPECIES TRANSMORPHING
DEVICE.
305
00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:50,637
NOW, WHO WOULD LIKE
TO COME UP WITH
306
00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:53,406
SOME IDEAS
FOR THE NEW TERRITORIES
OF PLANET MONKEY WORLD?
307
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:54,141
All: I DO!
308
00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:55,342
NOW, WHAT
WE'RE TRYING TO DO
309
00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:58,778
IS WE'RE THROWING
MONKEY-RELATED WORDS
INTO EXISTING NAMES.
310
00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:01,714
YOU SEE? SO, MISSISSIPPI
BECOMES BANANA-SIPPI,
311
00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:03,716
OR MISSOURI BECOMES
BANANA-SOURI.
312
00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:06,086
SEE? APPARENTLY SIMPLE.
WHAT ABOUT CALIFORNIA.
313
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:09,957
OH, I KNOW!
MONKEY CALIFORNIA.
314
00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:14,361
IT'S A BIT ON THE NOSE
ISN'T IT, DICK?
315
00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:15,262
BANANA-FORNIA.
316
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,529
VERY GOOD.
TOMMY'S GOT IT.
317
00:13:16,563 --> 00:13:17,630
IT'S
A LUCKY GUESS.
318
00:13:17,664 --> 00:13:18,598
IT'S NOT A LUCKY GUESS.
319
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,200
YOU JUST PUT BANANA
IN FRONT OF ALL THE NAMES.
320
00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:22,702
WELL, NOT
NECESSARILY. BANANA
IS A COMMON THEME,
321
00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:24,204
BUT WE LIKE
TO MIX IT UP A BIT.
322
00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:25,738
ANYONE ELSE?
323
00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:29,676
OK, UM, HOW ABOUT
OPPOSABLE-THUMB-SYLVANIA?
324
00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:30,643
THERE YOU GO!
325
00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:32,612
DIAN-FOSSEY-CHUSETTS.
326
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,081
MARVELOUS!
327
00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:37,985
CRAP-THROWER-ZONA.
328
00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:40,220
YES, WE MAY HAVE
TO CLEAN IT UP A BIT,
BUT I LIKE THE IDEA.
329
00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:45,525
UH...NORTH
MONKEY-KOTA.
330
00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:46,693
NO.
331
00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:48,061
SOUTH MONKEY-KOTA.
332
00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:50,830
BRILLIANT! VERY GOOD
333
00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:53,433
LOOK I'M NOT LEAVING UNTIL I
GET TO NAME A TERRITORY
334
00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:56,369
SO LET'S GET A COFFEE RUN GOING
IT MIGHT BE A LONG NIGHT
335
00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:59,372
NEW MONKEY-EXICO?
336
00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:00,440
Liam: NO, NO, NO.
337
00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:01,641
CURIOUS GEORGIA.
338
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:02,175
MARVELOUS!
339
00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:12,052
AND ON A FINAL NOTE,
MY FRIENDS, MY COLLEAGUES,
340
00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:14,487
ON THE BICYCLE
THAT IS MY SUCCESS,
341
00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:15,889
YOU ARE THE TRAINING WHEELS
342
00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:18,058
GUIDING ME DOWN
THAT BIKE PATH
343
00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:19,659
TOWARD MY DREAM.
344
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,461
COULD SHE BE
ANY MORE POMPOUS?
345
00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:23,663
YES. YOU SHOULD HAVE
SEEN HER FIRST DRAFT.
346
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:26,599
SHE COMPARED HERSELF
TO ABRAHAM LINCOLN,
347
00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:29,469
AND HE DID NOT
COME OFF WELL.
348
00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:31,404
MAYBE IF WE LEAVE NOW,
SHE WON'T NOTICE.
349
00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:33,173
AND IF EVER
ANY OF YOU NEED
350
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:36,409
A LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION,
CALL ME.
351
00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:38,411
DICK, YOU MISSED
MY FAREWELL SPEECH.
352
00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:39,612
LISTEN, MARY, I...
353
00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:41,481
I THINK IT WOULD
BE A HUGE MISTAKE
354
00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:43,016
FOR YOU TO TAKE
THIS JOB WITH LIAM.
355
00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:45,118
THIS IS SO TYPICAL.
356
00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:47,988
I FINALLY
GET THE OPPORTUNITY
TO MAKE SOME MONEY
357
00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:49,122
AT A JOB I LOVE,
358
00:14:49,156 --> 00:14:52,359
AND YOU WANT ME SHACKLED
TO THIS FLEABAG COLLEGE
359
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:53,760
AND A DEAD-END RELATIONSHIP.
360
00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:56,829
OH REALLY?!
DO PEOPLE IN A DEAD-END
RELATIONSHIP
361
00:14:56,863 --> 00:14:59,899
BUY AN AB-ROLLER
TOGETHER?
362
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:04,704
YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS
OF LIAM.
363
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:07,407
NO, MARY.
I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
364
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,142
I DON'T WANT YOU
TO GET HURT.
365
00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:13,780
LIAM IS...NOT WHAT
HE APPEARS TO BE.
366
00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:19,519
OH, RIGHT.
HE'S NOT SUAVE OR BRILLIANT
OR INCREDIBLY ROMANTIC.
367
00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:21,321
MARY, IF THOSE THINGS
WERE IMPORTANT TO YOU,
368
00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:22,655
YOU SHOULD HAVE
SAID SOMETHING!
369
00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:25,425
I'M NOT A MIND READER,
YOU KNOW!
370
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:27,727
FACE IT, DICK.
371
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,997
I'M TAKING THIS JOB.
372
00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:33,666
IT'S MARY ALBRIGHT'S TURN
TO CLIMB TO NEW HEIGHTS.
373
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:37,170
OH, MARY.
374
00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:42,309
WITH 4 HANDS
AND A PREHENSILE TAIL,
375
00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:45,145
IT'LL BE A FAST TRIP.
376
00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:50,883
OH, THIS IS HORRIBLE.
377
00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:53,553
WE'VE GOT TO FIND
SOME WAY TO STOP LIAM.
378
00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:55,688
HIS PLAN WILL
OBLITERATE HUMANITY.
379
00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:57,490
IF ONLY HE WASN'T
SO COLD-HEARTED.
380
00:15:57,524 --> 00:16:00,027
IF ONLY HE CARED
ABOUT PEOPLE AND
EARTH LIKE WE DO.
381
00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:03,430
WAIT.
TOMMY, THAT'S IT!
382
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,432
LIAM IS
IN A HUMAN BODY,
383
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:06,766
HE MUST HAVE
HUMAN EMOTIONS.
384
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,035
WE CAN EXPLOIT THAT.
385
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:09,902
YEAH, IF WE GET HIM
TO FEEL SYMPATHY FOR HUMANS,
386
00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:12,272
MAYBE HE'LL THINK TWICE
ABOUT TURNING THEM INTO MONKEYS.
387
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:13,906
FOCUS GROUP, PLEASE.
FOCUS GROUP.
388
00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:17,444
NOW, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
$7.00 TOO MUCH FOR THIS?
389
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:20,113
$7.00?
390
00:16:20,147 --> 00:16:22,182
I'LL TAKE 2.
391
00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:23,850
LIAM.
392
00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:27,220
PLANET MONKEY WORLD
IS A FANTASTIC IDEA,
393
00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:30,490
BUT IT'S MISSING
SOMETHING ESSENTIAL.
394
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:31,691
NOW, DON'T SAY
BLUEGRASS MUSIC,
395
00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:34,627
'CAUSE THAT'LL BE COVERED
AT THE COUNTRY
MONKEY JAMBOREE.
396
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:38,398
NO. NO, NO,
YOU'RE MISSING
THE REAL EARTH,
397
00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:41,601
LIKE THE HAPPINESS
IN A CHILD'S EYES
398
00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:45,038
WHEN A LOVING
PARENT TUCKS HIM IN
SAFE AT NIGHT.
399
00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:48,441
OR THE WONDER
OF 2 YOUNG LOVERS
400
00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:50,009
AS THEY STROLL
DOWN THE BEACH
401
00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:52,312
DREAMING OF
WHAT IS YET TO BE.
402
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:56,015
OR THE QUIET CONTENTMENT
OF A COUPLE IN THEIR
AUTUMN YEARS
403
00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:59,319
AS THEY SIT
AND REFLECT ON A LIFE
WELL SPENT TOGETHER.
404
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,554
OR HOOKERS.
405
00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:08,361
CHEAP, PAINTED HOOKERS.
406
00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:10,297
I SEE. YOU'RE...
407
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:12,632
YOU'RE TRYING
TO MAKE ME FEEL
SOMETHING FOR HUMANITY
408
00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:15,102
SO THAT
I'LL BAG THE WHOLE
MONKEY WORLD PLAN.
409
00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:16,936
WELL, LET ME JUST CHECK.
410
00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:20,407
NO. NOTHING.
SORRY.
411
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,209
WELL, WE TRIED.
412
00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:24,177
I GUESS I'M GOING
TO GO WATCH ARTHUR.
413
00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:26,713
BEFORE ARTHUR
TURNS INTO A MONKEY.
414
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:27,880
WELL, I'M OFF.
415
00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:29,048
GOOD-BYE, LIAM.
416
00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:31,918
THE GREATEST PRIVILEGE
ONE HAS ON EARTH
417
00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:35,455
IS THE CHANCE
TO FEEL THE BOND
OF THE HUMAN EXPERIENCE.
418
00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:39,559
I'M ONLY SORRY THAT YOU
NEVER GOT TO FEEL IT.
419
00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:41,528
YUCK. WELL, UM--
420
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:44,931
[ARTHUR THEME PLAYS]
421
00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:45,798
WHAT'S THAT SONG?
422
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:47,734
OH, THAT'S THE THEME
FROM ARTHUR.
423
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:48,801
OH, IT'S CATCHY.
424
00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:49,869
ANYWAY, YOU WON'T
FIND ME FALLING
425
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,972
FOR ANY OF THAT
SENTIMENTAL NONSENSE.
NO, NO.
426
00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:53,940
ARTHUR, EH?
427
00:17:53,973 --> 00:17:57,344
YEAH. HE'S A RICH MAN
WITH A DRINKING PROBLEM.
428
00:17:57,377 --> 00:18:01,481
HUH. WELL, ANYWAY,
WHEN I SET OFF TO DO
SOMETHING, I DO IT.
429
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:04,351
* ARTHUR, HE DOES
AS HE PLEASES *
430
00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:08,355
YOU SEE? JUST LIKE ARTHUR,
I DO AS I PLEASE.
431
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:12,159
* AND DEEP IN HIS HEART
HE'S JUST *
432
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:14,327
* HE'S JUST A BOY
433
00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:16,596
I'VE ALWAYS FANCIED
THAT AT HEART I'M A CHILD.
434
00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:19,799
TELL ME, HE HAS
A DRINKING PROBLEM, HAS HE?
435
00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:22,402
* HE'S SHOWING HIMSELF
A PRETTY GOOD TIME *
436
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:23,836
WELL, WITH A HEALTHY
ATTITUDE LIKE THAT,
437
00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:24,937
HE MUST HAVE
A REASONABLE CHANCE
438
00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:26,139
OF BEATING
THIS ALCOHOL THING.
439
00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:28,308
I MEAN, IS HE IN IT
ALONE? WHAT?
440
00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:33,413
OH, NO, HE'S GOT THE LOVE
OF LIZA MINNELLI TO HELP HIM
THROUGH IT.
441
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,982
YOU KNOW, THAT HAPPENED
TO ME RECENTLY.
442
00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:38,251
THIS IS EXTRAORDINARY.
THIS SONG IS
ALL ABOUT ME,
443
00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:41,321
AND SUDDENLY I FEEL
THIS ODD MIX OF JOY
AND SORROW,
444
00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:44,857
OF HOPE AND DESPAIR,
OF TRIUMPH AND TRAGEDY.
445
00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:46,025
YEAH. IT'S--IT'S...
446
00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:49,229
LIAM, THAT'S--
THAT'S HUMANITY.
447
00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:50,197
BUT IT'S WONDERFUL.
448
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:51,398
DOES THIS MEAN
THAT--THAT...
449
00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:53,533
YOU'RE SCRAPPING
PLANET MONKEY WORLD?
450
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:54,867
OH, SCREW
PLANET MONKEY WORLD!
451
00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:58,905
I MEAN, I FEEL SO ALIVE!
452
00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:05,912
GUYS, WE DID IT!
453
00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:10,049
WHOO!
454
00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:12,051
HARRY.
455
00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:16,856
OH, DICK?
456
00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:18,658
LIAM!
457
00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:21,328
ARE YOU HERE
TO SAY GOOD-BYE?
WANT A HUG?
458
00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:24,397
NO. I JUST CAME
BY TO LET YOU KNOW
THAT PLANS HAVE CHANGED A BIT.
459
00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:25,865
THEY HAVE? HOW?
460
00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:27,367
WELL, I'M LEANING
TOWARDS GOING AHEAD
461
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,035
WITH THIS
PLANET MONKEY WORLD
THING AGAIN.
462
00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:31,003
BUT--BUT WHAT ABOUT
LAST NIGHT?
463
00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:32,772
OH, LAST NIGHT
WAS BEAUTIFUL.
464
00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:35,308
I FELT THINGS HERE
I'VE NEVER FELT BEFORE
IN MY LIFE.
465
00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:38,678
IT WAS ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL,
BUT I SLEPT ON IT, AND...
466
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:40,347
IT DOESN'T REALLY
HOLD UP, YOU KNOW.
467
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,715
SO, PLANET MONKEY WORLD
IS A GO.
468
00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:44,083
I THOUGHT I'D
START HERE AT PENDELTON.
469
00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:46,219
HAVE YOU GOT
A CAMPUS MAP ANYWHERE?
470
00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:47,754
UH...UH...
471
00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:50,657
[FALSETTO]
* ONCE IN YOUR LIFE,
YOU FIND HER *
472
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:53,493
* SOMEONE WHO TURNS
YOUR HEART AROUND *
473
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:56,596
* AND NEXT THING
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE IN LOVE *
474
00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:59,499
OH, I'M OVER
ALL THAT ARTHUR
NONSENSE.
475
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,067
I THINK HE'S
A TERRIBLE WANKER.
476
00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:02,402
AHA!
477
00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:04,237
I'VE GOT YOU NOW.
478
00:20:04,271 --> 00:20:05,405
THAT'S NOT
THE REAL DEVOLVER.
479
00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:06,739
DO YOU THINK
I'D BE STUPID ENOUGH
480
00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:08,508
TO GIVE YOU
THE REAL DEVOLVER?
481
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,109
THIS IS
THE REAL DEVOLVER.
482
00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:12,111
OH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
CAN I SEE IT?
483
00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:13,045
MM-HMM.
484
00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:14,113
AHA!
485
00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:15,548
I'VE GOT YOU NOW.
486
00:20:15,582 --> 00:20:17,950
I SAID, "DO YOU THINK
I'D BE STUPID ENOUGH
487
00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:19,386
TO GIVE YOU
THE REAL DEVOLVER?"
488
00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:21,388
THE REAL DEVOLVER'S
IN MY PANTS POCKET.
489
00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:24,090
UH, SEE?
490
00:20:24,123 --> 00:20:25,925
ARE YOU SURE
THAT'S THE REAL DEVOLVER?
491
00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:26,859
WHAT?
492
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,361
WELL, YOU SAID IT WAS
IN YOUR PANTS POCKET,
493
00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:31,197
BUT THEN YOU GOT
IT OUT OF YOUR JACKET POCKET.
494
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,732
SO I DID...
495
00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:34,834
IT'S RATHER
EMBARRASSING.
496
00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:36,002
I SEEM TO HAVE
LOST TRACK
497
00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:37,937
OF THE REAL
DEVOLVER.
498
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:39,572
DO EITHER OF YOURS
SAY "REAL DEVOLVER"
499
00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:41,308
ON THE TOP THERE
IN YELLOW LETTERS?
500
00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:42,609
NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
501
00:20:42,642 --> 00:20:44,877
WELL, THAT'S FUNNY.
502
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:47,947
HOW ON EARTH
DID THAT HAPPEN?
503
00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:49,248
WHERE'S
THE OTHER ONE?
504
00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:50,450
I TOOK
THE LABEL OFF,
505
00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:51,818
AND I PUT IT
IN THE FRIDGE.
506
00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:53,953
DO YOU WANT ME TO, UH,
HOLD THAT ONE FOR YOU?
507
00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:55,422
YES, IF YOU WOULD.
508
00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:56,589
UM, OH, I REMEMBER.
509
00:20:56,623 --> 00:20:57,757
THEN I TOOK IT
OUT OF THE FRIDGE,
510
00:20:57,790 --> 00:20:59,692
AND I PUT IT
IN THERE 'CAUSE
I HAD MY WALLET
511
00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:03,363
IN MY PANTS POCKET,
SO IT'S IN--IT'S
IN THE...
512
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:08,835
OH, COULD
I HAVE THAT?
513
00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:10,537
STAY WHERE YOU ARE.
514
00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:13,473
GOOD-BYE, LIAM.
515
00:21:13,506 --> 00:21:15,508
OH, I SAY...
516
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:20,613
OHH!
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