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YOU KNOW, LOU,
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I THOUGHT IT WAS TOUGH
GETTING TIME WITH YOU BEFORE,
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BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
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ONCE THE DUDE RANCH
IS UP AND RUNNING...
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YEAH, YOU'LL HAVE ALL THE TIME
IN THE WORLD.
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ALONE TIME.
SAY THAT.
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ALONE TIME.
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HEY. IT'S NICE SEEING YOU
AGAIN.
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DANCE?
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NO.
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YOU GOT NO IDEA
WHAT AMY CAN DO.
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WELL, I FULLY INTEND
TO FIND OUT,
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COUNT ON IT.
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BOTH:
(GRUNTS OF STRUGGLE)
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I SEE RAY'S STILL RUNNING
THOSE LONGHORNS.
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HE'S GOT A THOUSAND HEAD
OF WHITE FACE,
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AND HE CARES MORE ABOUT THOSE TWO.
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A LOT OF THINGS
ARE DIFFERENT.
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NOW WHOSE FAULT IS THAT?
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(HORSE WHINNIES)
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(ALARM CLOCK BUZZES REPEATEDLY)
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(SLEEPY MOAN)
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LOU:
ALL RIGHT, GUYS!
EVERYBODY UP!
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(YAWING)
LET'S GO!
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EVERYONE WAKE UP!
BREAKFAST!
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YOU SNOOZE YOU LOSE, GUYS!
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COME ON, EVERYBODY UP!
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LET'S GO! LET'S GO!
LET'S GO!
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JACK:
WHAT DO YOU THINK
I SHOULD CALL HIM, LOU?
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A... A GOOD FRIEND?
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A FINE FRIEND?
OR AN OLD FRIEND?
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UH, YEAH, HOW ABOUT A FRIEND
OF A FRIEND?
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HOW 'BOUT A MAN'S
BEST FRIEND?
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LOU: ALL RIGHT, THE WORKS?
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MALLORY: YES.
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(UTENSILS AND DISHES CLANK)
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YOU'RE GOOD.
ALL RIGHT.
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MALLORY:
WHY CAN'T COPPER COME?
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WE HAVE TO MAKE SURE
THAT LOU'S TRAIL HORSES
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ARE SUITABLE FOR ANY DUDE
TO RIDE.
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AM I, LIKE,
A GUINEA PIG?
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NO, WE'RE ALL DOING IT,
MALLORY.
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IT'S LIKE TAKING THE HORSES
FOR A TEST DRIVE.
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WHOA!
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'CEPT YOU CAN'T EVEN
REACH THE PEDALS.
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HEY!
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LOU:
COME ON, PEOPLE.
HURRY HARD.
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LET'S GO, GRAMPA.
BREAKFAST IS HISTORY!
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ARE YOU SURE
YOU DON'T WANNA COME, LOU?
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YOU COULD SLEEP
IN MY TENT.
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HEY, TY,
WHAT'S THE HOLD UP?
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I GUESS NOT.
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IT'S BETTY.
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SHE WON'T GO ANYWHERE
WITHOUT SLICK.
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SO LOAD THEM TOGETHER.
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(HORSE GRUNTS)
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HI. SORRY I'M LATE.
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UM, ACTUALLY, I'M NOT LATE.
YOU ALL ARE EARLY.
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ARE WE IN A RUSH?
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WELL,
LOU'S GOT A KINDA...
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DRILL SERGEANT THING
GOING HERE.
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OH, ALL RIGHT.
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OH, YOU GOT A NEW SADDLE?
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LOOK AT IT.
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IT'S CALLED
THE "E-Z GALLOP."
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IT'S GOT WATERAND SNACK POCKETS...
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LOOK AT ALL
THE EXTRA PADDING.
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AND THE AD SAYS
IT'S LIKE RIDING ON PILLOWS!
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AND IT'S DOCTOR RECOMMENDED
FOR ARTHRITIS!
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BUT YOU DON'T HAVE ARTHRITIS.
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NO, I BOUGHT IT FOR YOU.
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ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE!
WE'RE ROLLING!
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WOW.
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(DOOR THUDS SHUT,
IGNITION TURNS)
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THEY'RE GONE.
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(GIGGLES)
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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♪ And at the break of day ♪
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♪ You sank into ♪
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♪ Your dream ♪
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♪ You dreamer ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh... ♪
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♪ You dreamer ♪
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♪ You dreamer ♪
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(BIRDS SINGING)
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RAY WAS A FINE RANCHER,
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A VALUED FRIEND,
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AND A GOOD NEIGHBOUR.
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HE STARTED COWBOYIN'
A WAY BACK
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AND STAYED AT IT
FOR 50 SOME ODD YEARS.
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UH...
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THERE'S NOTHING RAY
ENJOYED MORE THAN...
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WELL, AGGRAVATING A COW.
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I SAW HIM THROW A ROPE ON ONE JUST TO HEAR IT BELLOW.
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THE LAST TIME WE SPOKE,
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HE MENTIONED SOMETHING ABOUT
LEAVING ME HIS LONGHORNS.
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I THOUGHT,
"YOU SON-OF-A-GUN,
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YOU PAWNING THOSE TWO
GRASS GUZZLERS OFF ON ME
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WHILE YOU GO SUN YOURSELF IN PHOENIX."
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TURNS OUT HE WAS TALKING
ABOUT HIS WILL.
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WELL, A COUPLE WEEKS AFTER THAT,
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HIS DAUGHTER CALLIE CALLS.
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I KNOW THAT HE WOULD'VE
BEEN TICKLED
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TO SEE ALL OF YOU HERE
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AT WHAT WE'RE CALLING
THE FIRST ANNUAL
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RAY PHILLIPS MEMORIAL
SPRING CATTLE DRIVE.
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ATTENDEES:
(APPLAUDING AND CHEERING)
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SO, UH, LET'S MOUNT UP!
WE'LL HEAD ON OUT!
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ATTENDEES: (EAGER CHATTER)
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
YEAH, LET'S GO.
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WELL, WE'LL HAVE
TO INTRODUCE YOU
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AT SOME POINT.
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ATTENDEES:
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
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(CALLING TO CATTLE)
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(WHISTLES TO CATTLE)
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(SHARP WHISTLE,
CATTLE MOO)
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MAN: LET'S GO.
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MAN: HYAH! LET'S GO! (CALLS TO CATTLE)
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(LATCH CLANKS,
GATE SQUEAKS OPEN)
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(CATTLE MOOING,
CLOMP OF STAMPEDING HOOVES)
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(GATE CREAKS SHUT)
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MAN: (CALLING TO CATTLE)
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(CATTLE MOO)
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MAN:
(WHISTLES AT CATTLE)
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(MOOING)
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(HORSE WHINNIES)
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MEN:
(CALLING AND WHISTLING
TO CATTLE)
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(PHONE RINGS)
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MARNIE! HEY.
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YEAH, I HAVEN'T HEARD
FROM YOU IN AGES.
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WHA... UH-HUH.
I'D LOVE TO GO FOR LUNCH.
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MMM... YEAH.
TODAY'S NOT SO GOOD THOUGH
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BECAUSE, WELL,
MY WHOLE DAY'S KINDA BOOKED.
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(RUMBLE OF APPROACHING TRUCK)
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YOU KNOW WHAT, MARNIE?
I'VE ACTUALLY HAVE TO GO.
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YEAH. THAT ALL-DAY BOOKING THING
JUST SHOWED UP.
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OKAY, UH...
LOOK, I PROMISE I'LL CALL YOU.
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I'M SORRY.
OKAY, BYE.
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YOU SURE THEY ALL WENT,
LOU?
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LOU:
I WRANGLED THEM
INTO THEIR TRUCKS MYSELF.
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SCOTT:
OH YEAH?
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YOU'RE NOT EXPECTING
ANY CLIENTS
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OR PROBLEM HORSES?
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LOU:
NO. THE DECKS ARE CLEAR.
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HMM...
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HOW 'BOUT ANY DELIVERIES?
UH...
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INTERIOR DECORATORS?
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MM-MM.
EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL.
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HMM...
HOW 'BOUT BANKERS
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COMING TO FORECLOSE
THE MORTGAGE?
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I AM ALL YOURS.
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HMM, SO...
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WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?
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CHAMPAGNE?
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ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME DRUNK
AT 9:00 IN THE MORNING?
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NO, I WAS THINKING
MAYBE LATER.
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LIKE, 9:30 OR 10:00!
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(EXCITED SQUEALS)
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MEN:
(CALLING TO CATTLE)
HA! HYAH! YAH!
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LISA:
WELL, HOW'S THAT SADDLE
BREAKING IN FOR YA?
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JACK:
WELL, NO OFFENCE,
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BUT I'M KINDA PARTIAL
TO MY OLD ONE.
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REALLY?
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WELL, WHAT WAS ALL THAT
COMPLAINING
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ABOUT YOUR ARTHRITIS
KICKING IN
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AFTER THE FALL ROUND UP?
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I DIDN'T COMPLAIN.
I JUST MENTIONED IT.
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WELL, YOU'RE GONNA NOTICE
A HUGE DIFFERENCE
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AFTER A COUPLE OF HOURS
ON THE TRAIL IN THE RAIN,
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LET ME TELL YA.
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I'M ALREADY NOTICING
I'M THE ONLY COWBOY HERE
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RIDING ON A COUCH.
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FIGURE THAT'S WHAT
YOU AND TIM
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MUST'VE BEEN GIGGLING ABOUT
BACK THERE.
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NO WE WEREN'T!
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WE WERE TALKING
ABOUT REAL ESTATE.
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WELL, I DON'T SEE
THE CONNECTION
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BETWEEN MY SADDLE
AND REAL ESTATE.
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JACK.
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WHAT?
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WELL, THEY'RE BOTH ABOUT
PROTECTING YOUR ASS-ETS.
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BOTH:
(LAUGHING)
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(PHONE RINGS)
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LOU: OH COME ON, SCOTT!
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YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.
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I TOLD YOU, LOU.
I'M ON CALL.
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LOU:
ACTUALLY, YOU DIDN'T.
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YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU HAD
YOUR WHOLE DAY CLEARED.
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(SIGHS)
I TRIED.
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BUT VETS TEND TO BE BUSY
THIS TIME OF YEAR!
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IS THERE A TIME OF YEAR
WHEN THEY'RE NOT BUSY?
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I'VE GOTTA TAKE THIS CALL,
LOU.
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(PHONE RINGING)
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SCOTT HERE.
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YES. OH, RIGHT. I'M ON MY WAY.
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I SWEAR,
I'LL BE BACK AS SOON AS I CAN.
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I HAD THE WHOLE DAY PLANNED,
SCOTT.
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(SIGHS GUILTILY)
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PROMISE,
I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU.
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YOU BETTER.
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CALL YOU.
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YEAH, YEAH.
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(BOTTLE CLANKS)
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(THRUMS FINGERS
ON BACK OF CHAIR)
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(PHONE BEEPS)
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HEY, MARNIE.
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YEAH, IT TURNS OUT
THAT ALL DAY THING
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DIDN'T TAKE QUITE AS LONG
AS I THOUGHT IT WOULD.
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HMM.
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(MOOING)
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MEN:
(CALLING TO CATTLE)
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CALEB:
LEFT HAND, LIKE SO.
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JUST REMEMBER TO HOLD THE COILS
SO THEY'RE ALL IN ORDER,
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ELSE IT'LL ALL
GET SNARLED.
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RIGHT HAND,
YOU GOTTA ADJUST THE DISTANCE -
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DEPENDING ON THE JOB -
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AND JUST REMEMBER,
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IT DOES WHATEVER
YOUR HAND DOES...
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JUST A LITTLE BIGGER.
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NOT SO FAST THERE,
COWBOY.
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(HORSE WHINNIES,
AGITATED)
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WHOA, WHOA.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT HORSE?
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SOMETHING I SAID?
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NO, I DON'T KNOW.
HE'S JUST...
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WANTING TO TURN BACK.
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WELL, MAYBE HE JUST
WANTS TO RIDE DRAG
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AND EAT DUST LIKE YOUR FRIEND TY.
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(HALF LAUGHS)
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EAT MY DUST, COWBOY.
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(HORSES GRUNT)
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I'LL ADMIT, HE DOES LOOK
PRETTY GOOD ON A HORSE.
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SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
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IT'S JUST THAT
WHEN HE'S NOT ON A HORSE,
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WHEN HE'S ON HIS OWN
TWO FEET...
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EVEN WHEN HE'S WEARING
COWBOY BOOTS,
236
00:10:28,961 --> 00:10:31,201
YOU KNOW,
THE ONE'S WITH HEELS?
237
00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:33,464
LOOKING GOOD ON A HORSE
ISN'T EVERYTHING, MALLORY.
238
00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:34,497
(DOG BARKING)
239
00:10:38,738 --> 00:10:41,308
AMY AND CALEB:
(LAUGHING PLAYFULLY)
240
00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:43,935
NO, OF COURSE IT'S NOT!
241
00:10:44,010 --> 00:10:45,810
AND RIDING, ROPING...
242
00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:48,809
ANYONE WITH HALF A BRAIN
CAN THROW A ROPE.
243
00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,215
EVEN YOU LEARNED.
244
00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:54,887
(COWS MOO)
245
00:10:57,857 --> 00:10:59,187
(THUNDER RUMBLES)
246
00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:04,957
HI.
247
00:11:05,031 --> 00:11:06,101
HEY, JACK,
248
00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:07,999
I NEVER FIGURED YOU
FOR SUCH A HIGH-TECH GUY.
249
00:11:08,067 --> 00:11:10,097
I'M JUST KEEPING UP
WITH THE TIMES.
250
00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:11,603
WELL, LISA WAS TELLING ME
THAT SADDLE'S
251
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,911
MADE OF THE SAME STUFF
THEY USE ON THE SPACE SHUTTLE.
252
00:11:13,973 --> 00:11:17,343
THAT'S A HALF INCH
OF FAST RECOVERY FOAM.
253
00:11:17,744 --> 00:11:20,014
TIM:
FAST RECOVERY? HUNH.
254
00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,550
WE CAN USE IT TO RECOVER
FROM ALL THE JOKES
255
00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:23,314
PEOPLE ARE MAKING
ABOUT THAT SADDLE.
256
00:11:24,550 --> 00:11:27,920
HEY TIM, YOU UH...
HAVE YOU MET CALLIE?
257
00:11:27,987 --> 00:11:30,987
CALLIE'S RAY'S DAUGHTER,
JUST CAME UP FROM CALGARY.
258
00:11:30,991 --> 00:11:31,921
COME ON, LISA.
259
00:11:33,726 --> 00:11:34,726
TIM:
HI, CALLIE.
260
00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:36,064
HI.
261
00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:37,129
IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU,
262
00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:38,200
I MEAN,
UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES...
263
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:41,128
OH. DON'T SAY "SORRY
FOR YOUR LOSS" PLEASE.
264
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,670
WELL, ACTUALLY,
IT HADN'T ENTERED MY MIND.
265
00:11:42,703 --> 00:11:46,003
BUT NOW THAT
YOU MENTION IT.
266
00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:48,706
YOU KNOW MY FATHER
WOULD'VE LOVED THIS.
267
00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:53,082
FOR THE LIFE OF ME
I CANNOT UNDERSTAND WHAT IT IS
268
00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:55,110
ABOUT RIDING IN THE RAIN
FOR TWO DAYS
269
00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:57,581
THAT YOU COWBOYS
SEEM TO LIKE.
270
00:11:58,285 --> 00:12:01,415
WELL, IT DEPENDS
WHO YOU'RE RIDING WITH.
271
00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:02,691
CALLIE:
(LAUGHS)
272
00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:09,089
I'M GLAD YOUR ALL DAY
WHATEVER BAILED, LOU.
273
00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:10,702
BECAUSE EVER SINCE
I SAW YOUR WEBSITE -
274
00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:12,857
HEARTLAND EQUESTRIAN
CONNECTION -
275
00:12:12,932 --> 00:12:13,972
I LOVE IT!
276
00:12:14,033 --> 00:12:15,133
YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON
277
00:12:15,201 --> 00:12:16,431
WHO HASN'T CALLED IT
A DUDE RANCH.
278
00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:17,773
TEAM BUILDING,
279
00:12:17,837 --> 00:12:19,697
WORKING THROUGH
TRUST ISSUES,
280
00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:22,713
USING THE HORSE TO BALANCE
MIND, BODY AND SPIRIT...
281
00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:23,779
WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO
282
00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:24,877
WITH TAKING DUDES
ON TRAIL RIDES?
283
00:12:24,944 --> 00:12:26,784
FINALLY SOMEONE
WHO GETS IT.
284
00:12:26,846 --> 00:12:29,776
THAT'S ONE OF THE REASONS
I WANTED US TO GET TOGETHER.
285
00:12:29,849 --> 00:12:31,979
I GUESS YOU ALREADY
HAVE A CATERER?
286
00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:33,885
I MEAN, A REAL CATERER?
287
00:12:33,953 --> 00:12:35,093
(HALF LAUGHS)
288
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,918
WE HAVEN'T, UM, BUDGETED
289
00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,663
FOR A FULL-TIME PERSON YET.
290
00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:40,585
HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT EVENT
CATERING?
291
00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:42,430
WEDDINGS? BIRTHDAYS?
292
00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:43,795
FAMILY REUNIONS?
293
00:12:43,863 --> 00:12:45,663
YEAH, WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING
QUITE LIKE THAT BOOKED YET.
294
00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:47,125
OUR FIRST GUESTS DON'T ARRIVE
FOR ANOTHER WEEK.
295
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,730
AND IT'S JUST A COUPLE.
296
00:12:48,735 --> 00:12:50,095
BUT, WHEN BUSINESS
GETS ROLLING...
297
00:12:50,169 --> 00:12:51,899
I THINK I WOULD BE
A PERFECT FIT.
298
00:12:51,971 --> 00:12:53,101
MM-HMM.
299
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,166
ALTHOUGH...
300
00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:56,210
I DON'T REALLY FIT INTO MUCH
THESE DAYS,
301
00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:58,905
WHAT WITH THE BABY
ON THE WAY.
302
00:12:58,978 --> 00:13:00,678
YOU'RE PREGNANT.
303
00:13:00,747 --> 00:13:02,677
YOU JUST THOUGHT
I GOT FAT?
304
00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:04,752
NO!
305
00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:06,181
OKAY, YEAH!
306
00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:08,622
BUT I DIDN'T WANNA
SAY ANYTHING.
307
00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:10,418
WE'RE DUE IN THE WINTER.
308
00:13:10,489 --> 00:13:12,319
OH, MARNIE,
I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU.
309
00:13:12,391 --> 00:13:14,791
THAT IS SO GREAT.
(CELL PHONE RINGS)
310
00:13:14,861 --> 00:13:16,361
UM...
311
00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:18,129
I GOTTA GO.
I UH...
312
00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:19,628
I'M SORRY, IT'S SCOTT.
313
00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:21,799
WOW.
THE RUMOURS ARE TRUE.
314
00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:23,835
YOU TWO FINALLY GOT TOGETHER.
315
00:13:23,903 --> 00:13:25,573
YEAH, I'LL UM...
316
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,108
I'LL GET BACK TO YOU
ON THAT.
317
00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:37,315
(LOW HUM OF CHATTER)
318
00:13:37,383 --> 00:13:39,923
GET 'EM IN THE WATER.
HERE WE GO.
319
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:42,220
(CATTLE MOOING)
320
00:13:42,288 --> 00:13:43,218
(SPLASHING)
321
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:46,458
MAN:
(CALLS TO CATTLE)
322
00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:48,856
(CATTLE MOOING AND BELLOWING)
323
00:13:57,203 --> 00:13:58,503
UH, YOU KNOW,
I THINK THIS COULD BE
324
00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:01,071
JUST A BIT ABOVE
MY SKILL LEVEL.
325
00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:03,370
UH, NO, THE WATER'S ONLY
GONNA COME UP TO HIS KNEES.
326
00:14:03,442 --> 00:14:04,682
YOU'LL BE FINE.
327
00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:05,938
NO, NO, NO.
328
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:07,212
I'VE BEEN BEHIND A DESK
FOR YEARS IN CALGARY,
329
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,110
WHY DON'T I JUST
WALK HIM ACROSS?
330
00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:11,421
WHY DON'T YOU
JUST GIVE ME YOUR LEG?
331
00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:13,084
EXCUSE ME?
332
00:14:13,152 --> 00:14:14,392
YOUR LEG.
333
00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:15,717
MY LEG?
334
00:14:15,722 --> 00:14:17,422
GIVE ME YOUR LEG.
335
00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:18,390
OKAY.
336
00:14:18,457 --> 00:14:19,417
PUT IT IN MY STIRRUP...
337
00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:20,456
YEAH...
338
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:21,786
GIVE ME YOUR HAND.
WHOA-WHOA-WHOA-WHOA!
339
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,031
AND... UP!
340
00:14:23,095 --> 00:14:24,455
CALLIE:
(PANICKED YELPS)
341
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,760
TIM: THERE YOU GO.
CALLIE: OKAY.
342
00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:28,166
JUST LIKE THAT.
343
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:31,001
CALLIE:
AHHH! SOMETHING TELLS ME
YOU'VE DONE THIS BEFORE.
344
00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:31,970
ONCE OR TWICE.
345
00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:34,408
(WHISTLES AND CALLS TO CATTLE)
346
00:14:34,473 --> 00:14:35,813
CALLIE:
(LAUGHING)
347
00:14:38,644 --> 00:14:39,744
TIM:
HANG ON TIGHT.
348
00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:41,252
CALLIE:
OKAY, OKAY.
349
00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:44,078
YOUR DAD'S A LEGEND
ON THE CIRCUIT.
350
00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:45,250
(HORSE SNORTS)
351
00:14:54,193 --> 00:14:56,763
WELL, YOU READY TO GET BACK
ON YOUR HORSE?
352
00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:58,529
OH... REALLY?
353
00:14:58,597 --> 00:15:01,167
MAN, THIS CATTLE DRIVE THING
WAS JUST GETTING GOOD.
354
00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:02,303
TIM:
(CHUCKLES)
355
00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:03,532
OH, BE CAREFUL.
356
00:15:04,870 --> 00:15:06,100
(CATTLE BELLOW)
357
00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:08,436
MAN:
(CALLS TO CATTLE)
358
00:15:08,507 --> 00:15:10,737
CALEB: HEY, YOUR FRIEND BACK THERE?
359
00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:12,080
WHAT'S HIS DEAL?
360
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:17,118
AFRAID TO GET HIS FEET WET?
361
00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:20,921
YOU JUST NEVER KNOW
WHEN TO QUIT, DO YOU?
362
00:15:20,987 --> 00:15:23,287
(CATTLE MOOING AND BELLOWING)
363
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:33,004
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
EASY.
364
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:37,872
WHAT, SHE AFRAID OF WATER?
365
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:38,897
NAH, IT'S MORE LIKE
366
00:15:38,971 --> 00:15:40,711
SHE DOESN'T KNOW
WHICH WAY IS WHICH.
367
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:44,113
COME ON, GIRL, LET'S GO.
(CLICKS TONGUE)
368
00:15:44,176 --> 00:15:45,776
SEEMS OKAY NOW.
369
00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:47,945
YEAH, IT'S ALL GOOD.
370
00:15:50,516 --> 00:15:51,446
(SPLASHING)
371
00:16:00,526 --> 00:16:01,626
AMY: HOW WAS SHE ON THE TRAIL?
372
00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:03,434
TY: PRETTY CLUMSY.
373
00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:05,396
FIGURED I WAS DOING
SOMETHING WRONG.
374
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:06,734
WHOA, WHOA.
375
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:09,801
(CATTLE BELLOWING)
376
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:21,553
IT'S NOT YOU...
377
00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:24,546
THIS HORSE IS BLIND.
378
00:16:36,062 --> 00:16:38,102
WOMAN:
LOOK OUT!
(CARS IMPACT, HORN HONKS)
379
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:38,764
DAMN IT!
380
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:41,103
SORRY...
381
00:16:43,469 --> 00:16:45,999
WELL, THE GOOD NEWS IS, NO DAMAGE DONE.
382
00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:48,036
KEVIN:
OH, YEAH?
TELL THAT TO MY OSTEOPATH.
383
00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:49,307
CONNIE:
OH, PLEASE.
384
00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:51,409
YOU'VE BEEN CARPING ABOUT
THAT NECK OF YOURS FOR YEARS.
385
00:16:51,477 --> 00:16:53,607
KEVIN: AT LEAST I CAN TURN MY HEAD.
386
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:54,949
WHICH IS MORE THAN
I CAN SAY FOR YOU.
387
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,314
MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU SHOULDWATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING?
388
00:16:56,382 --> 00:16:58,022
WHOA, WHOA! ME?!
YOU CAME OUT OF NOWHERE!
389
00:16:58,018 --> 00:17:00,318
I TOLD HIM, KEEP YOUR EYE
ON THE ROAD AND SLOW DOWN!
390
00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:02,116
CONNIE, I GOT TWO WORDS
FOR YOU: "BUTT OUT!"
391
00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:03,352
YEAH, WELL I HAVE
TWO WORDS FOR YOU;
392
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,156
CAN YOU FIGURE OUT
WHAT THEY ARE, DARLING?
393
00:17:05,224 --> 00:17:06,364
KEVIN: OH, LET'S SEE. "NOT TONIGHT?"
394
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:07,856
YOU'VE BEEN USING
THOSE TWO WORDS A LOT LATELY.
395
00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:09,064
CONNIE:
OH WELL, HOW 'BOUT "NOT EVER"?!
396
00:17:09,128 --> 00:17:10,898
OKAY, ENOUGH!
397
00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:12,533
HI. CAN YOU PLEASE
DO ME A FAVOUR
398
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:13,462
AND MOVE YOUR STUPID,
LITTLE GREEN CAR
399
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,333
OUT OF MY WAY?
400
00:17:15,401 --> 00:17:17,201
WHATEVER HAPPENED
TO WESTERN HOSPITALITY?
401
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:18,370
YEAH, TOO BAD I LEARNED
MY PEOPLE SKILLS
402
00:17:18,437 --> 00:17:19,597
IN NEW YORK CITY.
403
00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:21,542
NOW MOVE YOUR DAMN CAR!
404
00:17:28,147 --> 00:17:30,847
WELL, SHE DOES PRETTY WELL
FOR A BLIND HORSE.
405
00:17:30,916 --> 00:17:31,946
IT SORT OF EXPLAINS
EVERYTHING,
406
00:17:32,017 --> 00:17:33,417
DOESN'T IT?
407
00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:35,916
YEAH. EXCEPT FOR...
WHAT'RE WE GONNA DO NOW?
408
00:17:37,256 --> 00:17:38,816
WELL...
409
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:41,161
THE WAY BETTY GLUES HERSELF
TO SLICK,
410
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:43,287
AS LONG AS WE DON'T
SEPARATE THEM,
411
00:17:43,362 --> 00:17:44,262
WE'LL BE FINE.
412
00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:45,397
WHAT ABOUT YOUR ROPING LESSONS?
413
00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:49,230
I'M JUST SAYING.
414
00:17:50,336 --> 00:17:51,496
WELL, DON'T.
415
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,035
(HORSE NICKERS)
416
00:17:55,841 --> 00:17:57,271
(MEN CALL OUT TO CATTLE)
417
00:17:57,343 --> 00:17:59,643
LISA:
ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T
WANNA TAKE A BREAK, JACK?
418
00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:01,212
JACK:
WHAT'S THE POINT
OF THE FANCY SADDLE
419
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:04,120
IF YOU'VE GOTTA
KEEP TAKING BREAKS?
420
00:18:04,183 --> 00:18:05,883
LISA:
WE COULD GO RIGHT THERE.
421
00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:08,322
GET OUT OF THIS DRIVING RAIN
FOR A MOMENT?
422
00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:11,061
YOU KNOW YOU'VE GOT TRAIL MIX
AND WATER IN YOUR SADDLE.
423
00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:12,387
JACK:
I DON'T NEED A BREAK.
424
00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:13,688
I DON'T NEED A REST.
425
00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:15,093
I DON'T NEED NUTS
OR BERRIES.
426
00:18:15,161 --> 00:18:17,391
I'VE STILL GOT A LOTS MILES
IN ME.
427
00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:19,003
OKAY, I DON'T!
428
00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:20,465
I NEED A BATHROOM!
429
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,334
WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?
430
00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:25,496
LISA:
I DID! BUT EVER SINCE
I GAVE YOU THAT SADDLE,
431
00:18:25,571 --> 00:18:27,101
YOU HEAR WHAT YOU WANNA HEAR.
432
00:18:27,173 --> 00:18:29,413
OH, I GET IT,
NOW I'M HARD OF HEARING?
433
00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:30,635
OH DEAR LORD...
434
00:18:32,077 --> 00:18:33,607
JACK:
(CLICKS TONGUE)
435
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:39,954
(DOORBELL RINGS)
436
00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:41,749
WHY'S HE RINGING
THE DOORBELL?
437
00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:42,724
COME IN!
438
00:18:43,822 --> 00:18:45,062
(DOORBELL RINGS)
439
00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:51,127
YOU KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO RING
THE DOORBELL, SWEETIE.
440
00:18:51,197 --> 00:18:53,557
YOU CAN JUST COME ON IN!
441
00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:56,202
'CAUSE THE DOOR'S
ALWAYS OP-EN.
442
00:18:59,004 --> 00:18:59,904
OH.
443
00:19:08,047 --> 00:19:11,517
(HOOVES CLOMP)
444
00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:12,924
CALLIE:
YOU KNOW,
445
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,615
EVEN THOUGH I MOVED TO CALGARY
RIGHT AFTER HIGH SCHOOL,
446
00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:17,387
I THINK I'M REALLY GONNA
MISS ALL THIS.
447
00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:18,520
TIM:
WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
448
00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:20,321
YOU JUST INHERITED
A BIG CHUNK OF LAND.
449
00:19:20,392 --> 00:19:21,762
I'M NOT SURE
IF YOU NOTICED OR NOT,
450
00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:24,261
BUT I DON'T THINK I'M REALLY
CUT OUT FOR RANCHING.
451
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:25,400
(CHUCKLES)
452
00:19:25,464 --> 00:19:27,004
WELL, AS FOREMAN,
I CAN RUN THE DAY TO DAY,
453
00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:28,796
YOU'D JUST HAVE TO WRITE
THE CHEQUES.
454
00:19:28,867 --> 00:19:30,667
NOW, YOU MAKE THAT
SOUND TEMPTING.
455
00:19:33,239 --> 00:19:34,869
TRUTH IS, EVEN BEFORE
MY FATHER DIED,
456
00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:36,711
I WAS FIELDING OFFERS.
457
00:19:39,545 --> 00:19:40,775
DEVELOPERS.
458
00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:45,351
I KNOW MY DAD WOULDN'T AGREE,
BUT UH...
459
00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:47,518
THERE'S AN AWFUL LOT MORE MONEY
IN SUBDIVISIONS
460
00:19:47,586 --> 00:19:50,146
THAN THERE IS
IN CATTLE RANCHING.
461
00:19:50,223 --> 00:19:51,593
MMM...
462
00:19:51,657 --> 00:19:53,257
SO, I'M FIRED?
463
00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:56,455
YOU'RE NOT GONNA HOLD THAT
AGAINST ME ARE YOU?
464
00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:00,932
WELL, WE'LL HAVE TO SEE
ABOUT THAT.
465
00:20:08,073 --> 00:20:09,073
LOU: UH, YES, IT'S TRUE.
466
00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:10,711
KEVIN AND CONNIE MILTOWN.
467
00:20:10,776 --> 00:20:11,836
IT'S MILTON.
468
00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:13,841
MILTON.
469
00:20:13,912 --> 00:20:15,252
YOU DO HAVE
A RESERVATION...
470
00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:16,648
FOR NEXT WEEKEND.
471
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,246
NEXT WEEKEND?
472
00:20:19,418 --> 00:20:21,088
SO WHY ARE WE HERE
THIS WEEKEND?
473
00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:22,723
OH, LIKE YOU NEVER
MAKE A MISTAKE?
474
00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:24,318
I DID ONCE.
475
00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:27,264
I WOULD BE MORE THAN HAPPY
TO HONOUR YOUR RESERVATION...
476
00:20:27,326 --> 00:20:28,386
NEXT WEEKEND.
477
00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:29,691
WE'RE SPELUNKING IN JASPER
NEXT WEEKEND.
478
00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:32,156
UNLESS SOMEONE
GOT THAT WRONG TOO?
479
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,231
LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE,
KEV.
480
00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:35,604
IT'LL MAKE FOR AN AMUSING
POST ON MY BLOG.
481
00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:37,943
YOUR BLOG?
482
00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:40,237
MM-MM.
PROS'N'CONNIES.
483
00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:41,713
THE TRAVEL BLOG?
484
00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:43,544
YEAH.
I GET A ZILLION HITS A WEEK!
485
00:20:43,609 --> 00:20:44,739
ZILLIONS.
YEAH.
486
00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:47,250
I'M ALWAYS ON THE LOOKOUT
FOR NEW MATERIAL.
487
00:20:47,313 --> 00:20:49,553
SO, LET'S SAY YOU SHOWED UP
A WEEK EARLY
488
00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:51,349
AND THE FRIENDLY GAL
AT THE FRONT DESK
489
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:53,017
BENT OVER BACKWARDS
TO HELP YOU OUT?
490
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,245
(HALF LAUGHS, MORDANT)
NOT REALLY MUCH OF A STORY.
491
00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:56,545
YEAH,
BENDING OVER BACKWARDS
492
00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:59,216
IS WHAT THE HOSPITALITY INDUSTRY
IS ALL ABOUT.
493
00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:00,992
WHAT IF I COMPED YOU
THE WHOLE WEEKEND,
494
00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:02,230
FOR THE INCONVENIENCE?
495
00:21:02,228 --> 00:21:04,558
YOU KNOW, FREE?
GRATIS.
496
00:21:05,498 --> 00:21:07,098
WOW.
497
00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:08,626
SOMETHING LIKE THAT WOULD
NEVER HAPPEN IN TORONTO.
498
00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:09,971
YOU'RE RIGHT, KEV.
499
00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:12,196
THAT WOULD MAKE
A WONDERFUL STORY!
500
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:15,141
ESPECIALLY IF YOU INCLUDED
AN UPGRADE.
501
00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:16,637
UP... UPGRADE?
502
00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:18,709
YEAH. DEFINITELY.
503
00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:19,711
UPGRADE.
504
00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:28,619
AMY:
DO YOU HEAR THAT?
505
00:21:30,322 --> 00:21:32,892
TY:
I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING.
506
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:34,258
AMY:
COWS.
507
00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:36,134
SOUNDS LIKE THE HERD'S
JUST UP AHEAD.
508
00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:38,930
HEY, IF YOU WANNA CATCH UP
WITH WHAT'S HIS NAME,
509
00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:39,901
IT'S OKAY.
510
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:42,300
WHO? CALEB?
511
00:21:43,870 --> 00:21:45,300
I JUST MEANT...
I DON'T WANNA HOLD YOU BACK
512
00:21:45,371 --> 00:21:47,271
IF YOU AND HIM ARE...
513
00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:49,140
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
514
00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:50,268
I'M JUST TRYING
TO MAKE THIS EASY, AMY.
515
00:21:50,343 --> 00:21:52,283
NO, NO YOU'RE NOT.
516
00:21:52,278 --> 00:21:53,408
YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE ME
FEEL BAD
517
00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:54,413
FOR HANGING OUT
WITH CALEB.
518
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:55,480
BUT YOU CAN LEAVE FOR -
WHAT? -
519
00:21:55,548 --> 00:21:57,278
FOUR MONTHS
AND NOT EVEN SAY GOODBYE?
520
00:21:57,350 --> 00:21:58,450
COME ON, AMY.
521
00:21:58,517 --> 00:22:00,077
YOU KNEW IT WAS ABOUT
MY DAD.
522
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:02,492
NO, I DON'T.
I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.
523
00:22:02,554 --> 00:22:03,994
I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING...
524
00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:06,556
ABOUT YOUR DAD,
ABOUT YOU.
525
00:22:06,625 --> 00:22:09,825
YOU NEVER EVEN BOTHERED
TO TELL ME.
526
00:22:09,895 --> 00:22:10,925
WHOA.
527
00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:12,203
(HORSE NICKERS,
AGITATED)
528
00:22:22,308 --> 00:22:24,738
ARE GONNA HALF TO STAY BULLS
UNTIL TOMORROW.
529
00:22:24,810 --> 00:22:26,840
YEAH, NOT TODAY.
TOMORROW.
530
00:22:29,115 --> 00:22:30,775
WELL, I CAN SEE SOMEONE
GOT A HEAD START
531
00:22:30,783 --> 00:22:32,183
ON THE CHAMPAGNE?
532
00:22:37,990 --> 00:22:38,720
OH, UM...
533
00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:41,328
I WASN'T EXPECTING COMPANY.
534
00:22:41,327 --> 00:22:43,057
HEH, NEITHER WAS LOU.
535
00:22:43,129 --> 00:22:45,199
BUT SHE'S MADE US FEEL
MORE THAN WELCOME.
536
00:22:45,264 --> 00:22:47,064
OH, A WELCOME BOUQUET!
537
00:22:47,133 --> 00:22:49,333
WHAT A WONDERFUL TOUCH.
538
00:22:49,335 --> 00:22:51,395
(STUNNED HALF LAUGH)
539
00:22:52,838 --> 00:22:54,538
YEAH, THAT'S LOU.
SHE'S UM...
540
00:22:54,607 --> 00:22:56,407
VERY WELCOMING.
UH...
541
00:22:56,475 --> 00:22:57,535
I'M JUST GONNA NIP OUT
542
00:22:57,610 --> 00:22:59,040
AND HAVE A LITTLE CONVERSATION
WITH HER.
543
00:22:59,111 --> 00:23:01,041
CONNIE: OH! SHE'S AT THE CABINS.
544
00:23:01,113 --> 00:23:02,583
KEVIN:
WOW! AN AUTHENTIC NATIVE GUIDE?
545
00:23:04,850 --> 00:23:06,420
THEY GOT EVERYTHING HERE.
546
00:23:06,419 --> 00:23:07,649
(GIGGLES)
547
00:23:08,787 --> 00:23:10,287
THIS IS CRAZY!
548
00:23:10,356 --> 00:23:11,356
WE HAVE TO GET RID OF THEM,
LOU!
549
00:23:11,357 --> 00:23:12,757
I TRIED TO GET RID OF THEM.
SCOTT,
550
00:23:12,825 --> 00:23:14,315
BUT THEY'RE BLOGGERS!
551
00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:17,363
A BAD REP IN THE BLOGOSPHERE
COULD BE A DEATH SENTENCE!
552
00:23:17,430 --> 00:23:19,230
YEAH, WELL, THEY'RE DRINKING
MY CHAMPAGNE!
553
00:23:19,232 --> 00:23:20,962
THAT IS THE LEAST
OF MY WORRIES!
554
00:23:21,033 --> 00:23:21,973
WHAT AM I GONNA DO
WHEN THEY'RE FINISHED
555
00:23:22,034 --> 00:23:23,634
DRINKING YOUR CHAMPAGNE?
556
00:23:23,702 --> 00:23:25,672
AMY AND GRAMPA
TOOK THE TRAIL RIDE HORSES.
557
00:23:25,737 --> 00:23:27,037
I HAVE NOTHING
TO FEED THEM.
558
00:23:27,106 --> 00:23:29,036
AND AS FOR THE AUTHENTIC
WESTERN EXPERIENCE,
559
00:23:29,041 --> 00:23:30,111
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
560
00:23:30,109 --> 00:23:32,809
HAVE THEM MUCK OUT
THE BARN?
561
00:23:38,317 --> 00:23:39,277
(FRUSTRATED SIGH)
562
00:23:40,786 --> 00:23:41,946
THAT'S RIGHT.
REMEMBER THAT?
563
00:23:42,020 --> 00:23:43,320
KEVIN: (LAUGHING) I REMEMBER THAT.
564
00:23:43,388 --> 00:23:44,488
THAT IS.
565
00:23:45,224 --> 00:23:47,364
WHO'S UP FOR SOME BRANDING
AND CASTRATING?
566
00:23:48,527 --> 00:23:50,887
UH, THAT MIGHT BE ALMOST
TOO AUTHENTIC.
567
00:23:50,963 --> 00:23:52,503
BUT WE'RE WILLING
TO TRY ANYTHING!
568
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,200
HAVE EVER TRIED
PRAIRIE OYSTERS?
569
00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:58,538
CONNIE:
NO, BUT WE BOTH LOVE SEAFOOD,
DON'T WE, KEV?
570
00:23:58,604 --> 00:23:59,674
MM-MMM.
571
00:23:59,672 --> 00:24:00,812
LOVE IT!
572
00:24:06,746 --> 00:24:09,206
MALLORY:
HOW ABOUT A GAME
OF CRAZY EIGHTS?
573
00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:11,151
YOU'VE GOTTA HELP ME.
574
00:24:11,217 --> 00:24:13,247
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
575
00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:15,446
WELL, THERE'S GONNA BE MUSIC,
576
00:24:15,521 --> 00:24:18,061
AND ONCE THE MUSIC STARTS,
577
00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:19,523
JAKE'S GONNA ASK ME
TO DANCE!
578
00:24:21,627 --> 00:24:22,687
(SIGHS)
579
00:24:22,761 --> 00:24:24,191
SO, YOU'RE GONNA AVOID
THE ISSUE
580
00:24:24,263 --> 00:24:26,003
INSTEAD OF TELLING HIM
THE TRUTH?
581
00:24:26,064 --> 00:24:27,734
WORKED FOR YOU.
582
00:24:30,769 --> 00:24:33,369
I MEAN, WHY HAVEN'T YOU
TOLD AMY THE TRUTH
583
00:24:33,372 --> 00:24:35,572
WHY YOU REALLY LEFT?
584
00:24:35,575 --> 00:24:36,935
IT'S COMPLICATED.
585
00:24:37,009 --> 00:24:38,639
OF COURSE, ANOTHER HUGE
COMPLICATED ISSUE
586
00:24:38,710 --> 00:24:40,310
THAT NO ONE CAN POSSIBLY EVER
TALK ABOUT!
587
00:24:40,379 --> 00:24:41,809
OKAY. MAYBE I DIDN'T
HANDLE THINGS
588
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:43,010
AS WELL AS I COULD HAVE.
589
00:24:43,081 --> 00:24:44,051
WELL, YOU HAVE
THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
590
00:24:44,116 --> 00:24:46,246
TO DEAL WITH THAT,
RIGHT?
591
00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:47,518
(LOW HUM OF CHATTER)
592
00:24:48,654 --> 00:24:50,424
OH MY GOD!
THERE HE IS!
593
00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:03,531
(PHONE BUTTONS BEEP)
594
00:25:05,871 --> 00:25:08,171
MARNIE, HEY!
YEAH, IT'S LOU.
595
00:25:08,607 --> 00:25:11,137
LISTEN,
ABOUT THAT CATERING...
596
00:25:11,209 --> 00:25:13,009
MM-HMM.
YEAH, NOT SO MUCH NEXT WEEK;
597
00:25:13,078 --> 00:25:14,748
MORE LIKE RIGHT NOW.
598
00:25:15,481 --> 00:25:17,051
LISTEN, I DON'T CARE
WHAT YOU MAKE,
599
00:25:17,115 --> 00:25:18,545
BUT IF IT COULD BE AUTHENTIC
WESTERN CUISINE,
600
00:25:18,551 --> 00:25:20,321
THAT WOULD BE A HUGE BONUS!
601
00:25:21,420 --> 00:25:22,320
MM-HMM.
602
00:25:25,457 --> 00:25:26,687
HEY.
603
00:25:26,758 --> 00:25:29,088
I HEAR YOU GOT YOURSELF
A BLIND HORSE.
604
00:25:29,161 --> 00:25:31,031
YEAH, WE FIGURED IT OUT
605
00:25:31,096 --> 00:25:33,026
WHEN TY HAD SOME TROUBLE
GETTING ACROSS THE RIVER.
606
00:25:35,133 --> 00:25:37,333
SORTA LIKE YOUR FRIEND.
607
00:25:37,402 --> 00:25:39,602
OH, RAY'S DAUGHTER?
CALLIE?
608
00:25:40,639 --> 00:25:42,809
UH, SHE FIRED ME.
609
00:25:42,808 --> 00:25:44,438
REALLY?
610
00:25:44,509 --> 00:25:46,439
HM. YOU WERE LET GO?
611
00:25:46,511 --> 00:25:47,711
SEE, FROM WHERE I WAS,
612
00:25:47,779 --> 00:25:51,419
IT LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS
HOLDING ON PRETTY TIGHT.
613
00:25:52,517 --> 00:25:54,147
YEAH, WELL...
614
00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:57,449
HONEY, YOU KNOW WE'VE NEVER
REALLY TALKED ABOUT...
615
00:25:59,825 --> 00:26:02,855
IT'S-IT'S-IT'S BEEN UH...
FOR ME...
616
00:26:04,663 --> 00:26:07,203
I JUST... I LIKE HER.
617
00:26:07,265 --> 00:26:08,495
EVEN THOUGH SHE FIRED YOU?
618
00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:11,667
WELL, ESPECIALLY
'CAUSE SHE FIRED ME.
619
00:26:11,737 --> 00:26:13,097
I MEAN, THE LAST PERSON
YOU WANNA GO DATING
620
00:26:13,171 --> 00:26:14,871
IS YOUR BOSS, RIGHT?
621
00:26:14,874 --> 00:26:16,844
(SNORTED CHUCKLE)
622
00:26:16,908 --> 00:26:17,978
I GUESS.
623
00:26:20,712 --> 00:26:22,852
WHAT, YOU CAME HERE TO ASK ME
IF IT'S OKAY?
624
00:26:24,549 --> 00:26:25,949
WELL, THIS IS NEW TO ME
AS IT IS TO YOU,
625
00:26:26,018 --> 00:26:28,148
AND I JUST MET THE WOMAN,
SO...
626
00:26:28,154 --> 00:26:31,964
I DON'T THINK WE NEED
TO GET ALL WORKED UP ABOUT IT.
627
00:26:32,024 --> 00:26:32,894
(HORSE SNORTS)
628
00:26:33,893 --> 00:26:36,763
WOULD IT BE OKAY?
629
00:26:36,829 --> 00:26:38,029
(CHUCKLES)
630
00:26:41,466 --> 00:26:43,466
WHATEVER.
(LAUGHS)
631
00:26:43,535 --> 00:26:47,805
THIS IS ALREADY WAY TOO MUCH
INFORMATION FOR ME.
632
00:26:50,776 --> 00:26:51,906
WELL!
633
00:26:51,977 --> 00:26:53,977
THAT WAS CERTAINLY
AN EYE-OPENER.
634
00:26:53,980 --> 00:26:55,580
OH HEY,
THANKS TO SCOTT,
635
00:26:55,615 --> 00:26:58,615
WE KNOW THAT PRAIRIE OYSTERS
AIN'T FROM THE SEA.
636
00:26:58,651 --> 00:26:59,721
THAT'S GREAT.
637
00:26:59,785 --> 00:27:00,675
HOW 'BOUT YOU GUYS TAKE
A BREATHER
638
00:27:00,686 --> 00:27:01,716
OVER BY THE FIRE
639
00:27:01,787 --> 00:27:03,247
AND DINNER WILL BE READY
ANY MINUTE.
640
00:27:04,523 --> 00:27:05,863
DINNER?
WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
641
00:27:05,858 --> 00:27:08,188
JUST MAKE 'EM A SANDWICH
AND SEND THEM TO BED!
642
00:27:08,194 --> 00:27:09,094
MARNIE:
WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO SET UP,
LOU?
643
00:27:09,161 --> 00:27:11,461
OH, JUST RIGHT THERE.
644
00:27:11,530 --> 00:27:12,730
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR,
SCOTT?
645
00:27:12,798 --> 00:27:14,328
THERE'S HORS D'OEUVRES
ROTTING IN THE TRUCK.
646
00:27:14,333 --> 00:27:16,873
AND THAT MUD PIE'S NOT GONNA
WALK HERE ON ITS OWN!
647
00:27:29,948 --> 00:27:32,078
(STARTLED GASP)
648
00:27:32,084 --> 00:27:34,694
LISTEN, I'M SORRY,
BUT, WE NEED TO TALK.
649
00:27:34,753 --> 00:27:36,023
I NEED TO TALK.
650
00:27:36,088 --> 00:27:39,018
THERE'S PROBLEMS.
A MILLION PROBLEMS LIKE...
651
00:27:39,091 --> 00:27:41,261
I'M ARIES,
YOU'RE PISCES;
652
00:27:41,326 --> 00:27:43,956
YOU'RE NOT A BIG TALKER,
I'M A TALK-A-HOLIC;
653
00:27:43,963 --> 00:27:46,303
YOU'RE A LITTLE BIT COUNTRY,
I'M A LITTLE BIT ROCK'N'ROLL.
654
00:27:48,967 --> 00:27:50,667
YOU'RE TOO SHORT!
655
00:27:50,736 --> 00:27:51,966
I'LL GROW.
656
00:27:56,274 --> 00:27:57,174
WANT TO DANCE?
657
00:27:57,242 --> 00:27:58,512
AFTER YOU.
658
00:28:01,580 --> 00:28:02,510
WELL, I GOTTA SAY,
659
00:28:02,581 --> 00:28:04,581
I'M SURPRISED
YOU'RE STILL HERE,
660
00:28:04,649 --> 00:28:07,379
GIVEN YOUR OPINION
ON RANCHING AND COWBOYS.
661
00:28:07,386 --> 00:28:08,986
I SAID I WASN'T
INTERESTED IN COWS.
662
00:28:09,054 --> 00:28:10,624
I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING
ABOUT COWBOYS.
663
00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:12,289
WHAT ABOUT
UNEMPLOYED COWBOYS?
664
00:28:12,357 --> 00:28:14,387
THAT'S NOT A PROBLEM.
(CHUCKLES)
665
00:28:14,393 --> 00:28:15,993
SO YOU'RE ABOUT TO MAKE
A KILLING IN REAL ESTATE,
666
00:28:15,995 --> 00:28:17,795
AREN'T YOU WORRIED THAT ONE
OF THOSE UNEMPLOYED COWBOYS
667
00:28:17,863 --> 00:28:19,133
MIGHT TAKE ADVANTAGE
OF YOU?
668
00:28:19,198 --> 00:28:22,728
THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I WAS HOPING FOR.
669
00:28:24,002 --> 00:28:25,842
UM...
670
00:28:25,904 --> 00:28:27,244
WELL, THEN I GUESS
THE NEXT THING I SHOULD DO
671
00:28:27,306 --> 00:28:29,406
IS ASK YOU TO DANCE.
672
00:28:31,042 --> 00:28:33,012
BUT MY DAUGHTER'S OVER THERE
AND SHE'S GOT ISSUES.
673
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:36,580
OKAY. I'VE NEVER DANCED
IN A TRAILER BEFORE,
674
00:28:36,648 --> 00:28:38,648
BUT I'LL GIVE IT A WHIRL.
675
00:28:40,519 --> 00:28:42,089
(HANDLE CLICKS OPEN)
676
00:28:44,089 --> 00:28:46,719
♪ And whisper softly
she understands ♪
677
00:28:49,427 --> 00:28:51,627
(MUSIC PLAYS,
LOW HUM OF CHATTER)
678
00:28:53,365 --> 00:28:55,025
LISA: YOU WANNA TURN IN EARLY?
679
00:28:55,034 --> 00:28:56,004
JACK:
WHAT'RE YOU GETTIN' AT, LISA?
680
00:28:56,067 --> 00:28:58,767
YOU THINK I CAN'T STAY UP
PAST 9:00?
681
00:28:58,837 --> 00:29:00,567
NO, I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
682
00:29:00,639 --> 00:29:02,639
MAYBE NOT, BUT YOU HAVE
BEEN TREATING ME
683
00:29:02,707 --> 00:29:04,167
LIKE A RELIC
OF THE OLD WEST
684
00:29:04,176 --> 00:29:06,436
EVER SINCE YOU BOUGHT ME
THAT RIDICULOUS SADDLE.
685
00:29:06,511 --> 00:29:09,381
JACK,
THAT'S WHAT I DO:
686
00:29:09,381 --> 00:29:11,521
I FUSS, I WORRY...
687
00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:12,753
I BUY INAPPROPRIATE GIFTS;
688
00:29:12,752 --> 00:29:16,622
THAT'S JUST WHAT I DO
WITH SOMEONE I LOVE.
689
00:29:17,590 --> 00:29:20,320
(TAKEN ABACK)
UM, SOMEONE...
690
00:29:20,359 --> 00:29:21,389
WELL, YOU'RE NEVER
GONNA SAY IT,
691
00:29:21,459 --> 00:29:22,389
BUT THAT'S NOT GONNA
STOP ME.
692
00:29:22,460 --> 00:29:23,660
I'M GONNA TELL YOU
HOW I...
693
00:29:24,396 --> 00:29:28,326
♪ The subtle hints
my heart's conveying ♪
694
00:29:29,634 --> 00:29:33,544
♪ When I feel lost
she takes my hand ♪
695
00:29:34,506 --> 00:29:38,506
♪ And whispers softly
she understands ♪
696
00:29:42,781 --> 00:29:43,851
(DISHES CLANK)
697
00:29:44,817 --> 00:29:45,647
KEVIN:
MMM!
698
00:29:46,786 --> 00:29:47,746
MMMM!
699
00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:51,758
THAT WAS DELICIOUS.
700
00:29:51,824 --> 00:29:53,964
BEST MUD PIE
I'VE EVER EATEN.
701
00:29:54,025 --> 00:29:55,385
CAN I OFFER YOU
ANOTHER SLICE?
702
00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:56,430
WELL...
703
00:29:56,494 --> 00:29:57,864
UH, WE HAVE A LOT
OF BLOGGING TO DO,
704
00:29:57,929 --> 00:29:59,029
DON'T WE, HONEY?
705
00:29:59,097 --> 00:30:00,797
HI-SPEED? OUT HERE?
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING.
706
00:30:00,866 --> 00:30:02,296
THAT'S WHAT IT SAID
ON THE WEBSITE.
707
00:30:02,367 --> 00:30:03,167
FREE WI-FI?
708
00:30:03,235 --> 00:30:06,235
I HAVE DIAL-UP IN MY OFFICE.
709
00:30:06,304 --> 00:30:07,374
SEE YOU GUYS AT BREAKFAST?
710
00:30:07,373 --> 00:30:10,013
MMMM!
HUEVOS RANCHEROS!
711
00:30:10,009 --> 00:30:11,739
HASTA LA VISTA!
712
00:30:13,979 --> 00:30:16,279
(RELIEVED SIGHS)
713
00:30:18,817 --> 00:30:19,677
SO YOU TWO...
714
00:30:20,785 --> 00:30:22,645
LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP?
715
00:30:22,655 --> 00:30:23,945
(TEA CUPS CLANK)
716
00:30:28,561 --> 00:30:34,031
♪♪♪
717
00:30:34,099 --> 00:30:41,639
♪♪♪
718
00:30:44,276 --> 00:30:46,406
JACK'S GOT SOME
PRETTY SWEET MOVES.
719
00:30:49,014 --> 00:30:50,154
YEAH. YEAH,
720
00:30:50,215 --> 00:30:52,115
THAT LITTLE SLIDE THING
HE DOES IS CUTE.
721
00:30:53,418 --> 00:30:57,088
(HALF LAUGHS)
HE'S A PRETTY AWESOME GUY.
722
00:30:57,089 --> 00:30:58,789
THAT NIGHT IN CALGARY,
HE REALLY SAVED MY BUTT.
723
00:31:14,306 --> 00:31:17,036
OKAY, YOU WANNA KNOW
ABOUT MY DAD?
724
00:31:24,383 --> 00:31:28,193
PRETTY MUCH MY WHOLE LIFE,
HE'S BEEN IN AND OUT OF PRISON.
725
00:31:28,253 --> 00:31:29,723
WHEN I WAS A KID,
726
00:31:29,722 --> 00:31:32,492
AND WE USED TO GO
AND VISIT HIM...
727
00:31:33,158 --> 00:31:36,928
HE USED TO TEACH ME
ALL THIS NEAT STUFF.
728
00:31:40,265 --> 00:31:42,925
I THOUGHT
HE WAS A MAGICIAN.
729
00:31:42,935 --> 00:31:44,165
HE WAS UH...
730
00:31:44,235 --> 00:31:47,435
PRETTY GOOD AT MAKING
STUFF DISAPPEAR:
731
00:31:47,505 --> 00:31:49,135
CARDS,
732
00:31:49,207 --> 00:31:50,737
MONEY,
733
00:31:50,809 --> 00:31:53,009
HIMSELF...
734
00:31:53,078 --> 00:31:55,748
WHEN THE MONEY WAS GONE.
735
00:31:55,814 --> 00:31:57,814
SO, IF YOU KNEW ALL THIS,
736
00:31:57,816 --> 00:32:00,646
THEN WHY DID YOU GO SEE HIM?
737
00:32:01,820 --> 00:32:04,050
I DON'T KNOW.
738
00:32:04,122 --> 00:32:05,962
I UH...
739
00:32:06,024 --> 00:32:07,094
MAYBE IT WAS
BECAUSE OF YOU.
740
00:32:07,158 --> 00:32:08,628
BECAUSE OF ME?
741
00:32:09,828 --> 00:32:12,298
WHAT YOU SAID
ABOUT SECOND CHANCES.
742
00:32:12,298 --> 00:32:14,228
THERE WAS A...
A GUY IN VANCOUVER
743
00:32:14,299 --> 00:32:18,129
MY DAD SAID THAT
HAD OFFERED HIM A JOB AND...
744
00:32:18,203 --> 00:32:20,503
I WANTED TO BELIEVE HIM.
745
00:32:20,506 --> 00:32:22,036
BUT THERE WAS NO JOB
AND...
746
00:32:22,107 --> 00:32:23,107
HE USED MY MONEY
747
00:32:23,175 --> 00:32:25,305
TO GET INTO A HARDCORE
POKER GAME.
748
00:32:25,377 --> 00:32:28,177
SO THEN, WHY DID YOU
STICK AROUND?
749
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:31,110
HE'S MY DAD, AMY.
750
00:32:34,119 --> 00:32:35,249
I COULDN'T JUST LEAVE HIM
THERE,
751
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:36,590
SO WE CAME BACK TO CALGARY,
I GOT A JOB WORKING...
752
00:32:36,588 --> 00:32:38,518
YOU WERE IN CALGARY?
753
00:32:38,524 --> 00:32:40,624
TY,
CALGARY'S AN HOUR AWAY!
754
00:32:40,692 --> 00:32:42,332
I KNOW.
I SHOULD'VE CALLED YOU,
755
00:32:42,328 --> 00:32:43,628
I SHOULD'VE TOLD YOU
WHAT WAS GOING ON.
756
00:32:43,695 --> 00:32:44,925
BUT...
757
00:32:48,867 --> 00:32:51,227
AMY, I DIDN'T WANNA LIE.
758
00:32:52,871 --> 00:32:53,941
THERE WAS ONLY ONE THING
759
00:32:53,939 --> 00:32:56,569
THAT I EVER WANTED
TO SAY TO YOU,
760
00:32:58,477 --> 00:33:00,477
BUT I WASN'T SURE
YOU STILL WANTED TO HEAR IT.
761
00:33:07,685 --> 00:33:09,215
I SHOULD GO CHECK
ON THE COWS.
762
00:33:09,287 --> 00:33:10,817
IT'S MY SHIFT.
TY...
763
00:33:21,266 --> 00:33:22,966
(LAUGHS, ELATED)
764
00:33:31,309 --> 00:33:33,509
BUT I'VE REALLY GOT TO SPEND
SOME TIME WITH JERRY.
765
00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:34,712
WITH OUR CRAZY SCHEDULES,
766
00:33:34,780 --> 00:33:36,710
IT'S A MIRACLE WE EVEN MANAGED
TO GET PREGNANT!
767
00:33:36,781 --> 00:33:38,651
WELL, IT'S ABOUT TO GET
A LOT CRAZIER.
768
00:33:38,716 --> 00:33:39,776
BECAUSE NEXT WEEK...
769
00:33:39,785 --> 00:33:41,115
WE ACTUALLY OPEN
FOR BUSINESS.
770
00:33:41,186 --> 00:33:43,146
OH, WELL, NO WORRIES.
771
00:33:43,221 --> 00:33:44,591
I'LL ALWAYS BE HERE
FOR YOU.
772
00:33:44,656 --> 00:33:45,916
THANKS.
773
00:33:45,991 --> 00:33:47,921
ALL RIGHT, SEE YA!
774
00:33:48,794 --> 00:33:50,334
COME HERE!
FINALLY!
775
00:33:51,796 --> 00:33:53,726
I THOUGHT
SHE'D NEVER LEAVE.
776
00:33:53,799 --> 00:33:55,469
(HEAVY SIGH)
777
00:33:55,467 --> 00:33:57,597
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
778
00:33:57,603 --> 00:33:59,603
WELL, I GUESS I'LL BE
GOING TOO.
779
00:33:59,671 --> 00:34:02,741
WHAT? WE'VE BEEN WAITING
ALL DAY FOR THIS!
780
00:34:02,808 --> 00:34:04,308
WELL, I GOTTA GET UP
PRETTY EARLY,
781
00:34:04,375 --> 00:34:05,805
AND TO BE HONEST,
782
00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:07,837
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THE POINT IS.
783
00:34:07,912 --> 00:34:09,552
OH, YOU DON'T, DO YOU?
784
00:34:09,548 --> 00:34:12,018
I THINK YOU DO.
785
00:34:12,084 --> 00:34:13,124
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
786
00:34:13,184 --> 00:34:14,884
ONCE YOU GET YOUR DUDE RANCH
GOING,
787
00:34:14,887 --> 00:34:16,047
WE MIGHT AS WELL
JUST CALL IT IN.
788
00:34:16,121 --> 00:34:17,751
THAT COULD BE FUN.
789
00:34:17,823 --> 00:34:20,523
(SIGHS)
I'M NOT JOKING, LOU.
790
00:34:21,993 --> 00:34:23,693
I'M ALWAYS
YOUR SECOND PRIORITY.
791
00:34:23,761 --> 00:34:24,661
I ALWAYS COME SECOND.
792
00:34:24,729 --> 00:34:27,359
THAT IS NOT TRUE.
793
00:34:27,432 --> 00:34:28,732
TWO TOTAL STRANGERS
SHOW UP
794
00:34:28,734 --> 00:34:29,904
AND YOU JUST DROP
EVERYTHING?
795
00:34:29,968 --> 00:34:31,568
WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?
796
00:34:31,636 --> 00:34:32,236
KICK THEM OUT.
797
00:34:32,304 --> 00:34:34,004
YEAH, MY FIRST CLIENTS?
798
00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:35,612
LOU, YOU DON'T GET IT!
I DIDN'T SIGN UP
799
00:34:35,673 --> 00:34:37,773
TO BE THE TRADITIONAL
NATIVE GUIDE
800
00:34:37,843 --> 00:34:38,713
FOR YOUR HOTEL!
801
00:34:38,776 --> 00:34:40,676
IS THAT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT?
802
00:34:40,745 --> 00:34:42,275
YOU KNOW THAT WAS
A ONE TIME THING.
803
00:34:42,347 --> 00:34:43,877
TODAY WAS A ONE TIME THING.
804
00:34:43,882 --> 00:34:45,382
HOW IS THAT MY FAULT?
805
00:34:45,450 --> 00:34:47,380
OUR ONE CHANCE TO SPEND
SOME TIME TOGETHER.
806
00:34:47,386 --> 00:34:51,656
YOU COULDN'T EVEN TAKE
A SINGLE LOUSY DAY OFF!
807
00:34:56,961 --> 00:34:58,391
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS,
LOU.
808
00:34:58,397 --> 00:35:01,357
WHAT DON'T YOU KNOW ABOUT?
809
00:35:01,433 --> 00:35:03,573
I LOVE YOU...
810
00:35:03,635 --> 00:35:04,595
BUT WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING
811
00:35:04,669 --> 00:35:06,839
OR THIS IS ALL GONNA
FALL APART.
812
00:35:06,905 --> 00:35:08,565
I LOVE YOU TOO.
813
00:35:11,810 --> 00:35:13,810
MAYBE WE SHOULD
TAKE A BREAK.
814
00:35:13,879 --> 00:35:16,649
MAYBE WE SHOULD
GET MARRIED.
815
00:35:18,217 --> 00:35:19,177
MARRIED?
816
00:35:23,622 --> 00:35:24,452
COW:
(MOOS)
817
00:35:25,691 --> 00:35:28,061
(LATCHES AND GATE CLATTER)
818
00:35:28,961 --> 00:35:32,431
CALEB: YOU'RE LATE. WHAT'VE YOU BEEN DOING?
819
00:35:32,497 --> 00:35:33,457
NOT MUCH.
820
00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:39,698
YOU KNOW, I THINK I'LL GO SEE
WHAT AMY'S DOING.
821
00:35:39,771 --> 00:35:42,711
'CAUSE I'M BETTING
NOT MUCH EITHER.
822
00:35:42,774 --> 00:35:44,544
'CAUSE IF IT WOULDA BEEN ME
BACK THERE WITH HER...
823
00:35:44,609 --> 00:35:46,979
HEY, FORGET IT, OKAY?
824
00:35:46,979 --> 00:35:48,109
WELL...
825
00:35:48,113 --> 00:35:49,113
I WOULDN'T HAVE LEFT HER
IN THE LURCH
826
00:35:49,180 --> 00:35:51,210
TO COME WATER
A BUNCH OF COWS.
827
00:35:51,282 --> 00:35:52,852
I'M WARNING YOU, MAN.
828
00:35:52,851 --> 00:35:57,421
AND MORE THAN LIKELY,
SHE'D BE BEGGING ME TO STAY.
829
00:35:58,189 --> 00:35:59,959
(GATE RATTLES AGAINST IMPACT)
830
00:36:00,024 --> 00:36:00,894
TY:
(GRUNTS)
831
00:36:03,061 --> 00:36:05,831
(SOUNDS OF STRUGGLE,
CATTLE MOOING)
832
00:36:11,170 --> 00:36:12,300
TY:
WHOA! STOP!
833
00:36:14,606 --> 00:36:16,966
OH MAN!
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
834
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:25,780
(LAUGHING, LOW HUM OF CHATTER,
COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS)
835
00:36:30,855 --> 00:36:33,285
♪ I've got so... ♪
836
00:36:33,358 --> 00:36:36,828
♪ So much love to give ♪
837
00:36:36,895 --> 00:36:38,895
♪ Won't you take some... ♪
838
00:36:38,897 --> 00:36:40,127
(CATTLE MOOING)
839
00:36:44,569 --> 00:36:45,839
OH MY GOD!
840
00:36:45,904 --> 00:36:47,644
(BELLOWING AND MOOING)
841
00:36:51,776 --> 00:36:52,676
JACK:
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
EVERYBODY,
842
00:36:52,744 --> 00:36:54,184
JUST KEEP IT DOWN,
KEEP IT DOWN!
843
00:36:54,246 --> 00:36:55,506
DON'T GET 'EM RUNNING!
844
00:36:55,580 --> 00:36:56,850
LET'S PUSH 'EM BACK
TO THE PENS,
845
00:36:56,915 --> 00:36:58,245
NICE AND EASY HERE.
846
00:36:58,316 --> 00:36:59,246
(MOOING)
847
00:37:05,556 --> 00:37:06,456
YOU GOTTA WONDER
848
00:37:06,524 --> 00:37:08,234
WHERE OUR SO-CALLED
TRAIL BOSS IS?
849
00:37:09,794 --> 00:37:12,864
♪ Is it worth
every minute of it ♪
850
00:37:12,864 --> 00:37:15,604
♪ Are you worth every minute
of my love ♪
851
00:37:15,667 --> 00:37:17,027
(CATTLE MOO LOUDLY)
852
00:37:17,101 --> 00:37:19,071
TIM: WHAT?
853
00:37:19,137 --> 00:37:19,997
UGH!
854
00:37:22,540 --> 00:37:23,640
TIM:
HAMD ME MY HAT.
855
00:37:24,776 --> 00:37:25,936
HEY! GET OUTTA HERE!
856
00:37:25,944 --> 00:37:27,744
YOU'RE LEAVING?
857
00:37:27,812 --> 00:37:28,752
NOW?!
858
00:37:30,082 --> 00:37:32,722
OH... THAT'S EXACTLY
WHY I HATE RANCHING.
859
00:37:33,885 --> 00:37:36,015
HEY, YOU'RE OKAY, GIRL.
860
00:37:36,087 --> 00:37:37,947
YOU'RE FRIEND'S
RIGHT HERE.
861
00:37:37,956 --> 00:37:39,486
THERE YOU GO.
862
00:37:39,491 --> 00:37:40,721
(CATTLE MOOING)
863
00:37:43,495 --> 00:37:46,895
COME ON, LET'S GO.
(CLICKS HER TONGUE)
864
00:37:46,964 --> 00:37:49,304
LET'S GO.
(CLICKS TONGUE)
865
00:37:49,367 --> 00:37:51,227
COME ON. (SHOOS COWS)
866
00:37:51,236 --> 00:37:52,266
(CLAPS HANDS)
867
00:37:59,144 --> 00:38:00,784
THERE COMIN' YOUR WAY,
LISE!
868
00:38:00,845 --> 00:38:02,245
JACK AND LISA:
(LAUGH)
869
00:38:02,281 --> 00:38:04,311
LISA:
I GOT 'EM.
GOT 'EM! WOOO!
870
00:38:04,382 --> 00:38:06,122
(LAUGHS)
871
00:38:06,118 --> 00:38:07,078
ALL RIGHT.
872
00:38:11,523 --> 00:38:12,623
(MOOS)
873
00:38:12,690 --> 00:38:13,490
GOT IT!
874
00:38:13,558 --> 00:38:15,988
MALLORY: WHOA! WAY TO GO!
875
00:38:15,994 --> 00:38:17,294
OH MY GOD, JAKE!
876
00:38:18,030 --> 00:38:19,000
JAKE!
877
00:38:24,836 --> 00:38:26,566
THAT'S GOT TO BE
PRETTY WELL IT.
878
00:38:26,637 --> 00:38:28,537
I DON'T GET IT?
HOW DID THE COWS GET OUT?
879
00:38:28,606 --> 00:38:31,366
EXACTLY WHAT
I WAS WONDERIN'.
880
00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:35,140
UH, ONE OF THE PANELS...
IT SWUNG OPEN.THE GATE,
881
00:38:35,213 --> 00:38:35,983
CAME LOOSE.
882
00:38:39,250 --> 00:38:40,450
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
883
00:38:40,518 --> 00:38:42,218
I...
884
00:38:42,286 --> 00:38:43,986
GOT KICKED BY A COW.
885
00:38:44,055 --> 00:38:44,945
OH.
886
00:38:46,124 --> 00:38:48,494
THAT SAME HIGH-KICKING COW
TEAR YOUR SHIRT?
887
00:38:51,162 --> 00:38:53,362
NO, IT WAS ONE OF THEM
DAMN LONGHORNS.
888
00:38:53,431 --> 00:38:54,361
(STAMMERS)
I NEARLY GOT GORED.
889
00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:57,300
YEAH, WELL,
WORD TO THE WISE, BOYS -
890
00:38:57,369 --> 00:38:59,639
NOT THAT EITHER OF YOU
QUALIFY -
891
00:38:59,638 --> 00:39:01,898
BUT A MAN LIKES TO ENJOY A PEACEFUL SLEEP,
892
00:39:01,907 --> 00:39:04,267
KNOWING HE WON'T BE WOKEN UP
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
893
00:39:04,342 --> 00:39:07,382
BY A BUNCH OF RUNAWAY COWS.
YOU GET MY DRIFT?
894
00:39:07,445 --> 00:39:09,745
CALEB:
YOU WANT US TO STAY
OUT HERE?
895
00:39:10,816 --> 00:39:12,276
WELL, THERE STILL MIGHT BE
SOME STRAGGLERS
896
00:39:12,350 --> 00:39:14,020
COMING IN, YEAH.
897
00:39:14,085 --> 00:39:14,875
ALL NIGHT?
898
00:39:15,486 --> 00:39:18,286
WELL, I DON'T MEAN
ALL DAY.
899
00:39:18,724 --> 00:39:20,964
FIGURE THE TWO OF YOU
ARE FULL OF ENOUGH BULL
900
00:39:21,025 --> 00:39:23,285
YOU CAN KEEP YOURSELVES
ENTERTAINED UNTIL MORNING.
901
00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:42,678
MARNIE.
902
00:39:42,747 --> 00:39:45,617
I AM FLIPPING EGGS.
I AM FLIPPING TORTILLAS.
903
00:39:45,683 --> 00:39:47,653
I'M FLIPPING THEM
ON TO THE PLATES!
904
00:39:47,718 --> 00:39:49,788
BUT I AM NOT FLIPPING OUT.
905
00:39:51,222 --> 00:39:54,292
CILANTRO?
BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY CILANTRO!
906
00:39:54,358 --> 00:39:56,828
WELL, WHAT KIND
OF SUBSTITUTION?
907
00:39:57,929 --> 00:39:59,699
ITALIAN PARSLEY?
908
00:39:59,764 --> 00:40:01,234
HUEVOS RANCHEROS,
ISN'T THAT MEXICAN?
909
00:40:01,299 --> 00:40:04,799
WHAT DOES ITALIAN PARSLEY
HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?
910
00:40:04,869 --> 00:40:08,069
ANYWAY, IT DOESN'T MATTER
BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ANY.
911
00:40:08,139 --> 00:40:09,469
SOMETHING GREEN?
912
00:40:10,041 --> 00:40:12,241
NOW THAT
I CAN HANDLE THAT.
913
00:40:14,413 --> 00:40:17,113
HAS TO BE EDIBLE?
WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?
914
00:40:17,182 --> 00:40:19,122
WHY DOES THIS HAVE TO BE
SO COMPLICATED?
915
00:40:19,183 --> 00:40:21,583
WHY CAN'T I JUST OPEN A CAN,
OPEN A JAR,
916
00:40:21,652 --> 00:40:25,662
PUT OUT SOME CORN TORTILLAS
AND CALL IT A DAY?
917
00:40:25,723 --> 00:40:26,323
(SIGHS)
918
00:40:28,793 --> 00:40:29,933
(BOWL CLATTERS ONTO TABLE)
919
00:40:29,994 --> 00:40:32,304
ACTUALLY, IT DOESN'T LOOK
THAT BAD.
920
00:40:33,331 --> 00:40:35,001
TASTES PRETTY GOOD, TOO.
921
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,200
TURNS OUT, YOU DON'T MISS
THE CILANTRO AFTER ALL.
922
00:40:37,202 --> 00:40:38,132
THANKS, MARNIE. BYE.
923
00:40:39,805 --> 00:40:40,765
(SIGHS)
924
00:40:45,343 --> 00:40:46,613
SO, YOU'RE SURE ABOUT THIS?
925
00:40:46,611 --> 00:40:47,881
CALLIE: YEAH.
926
00:40:47,879 --> 00:40:50,149
IT'S A BIG DECISION.
927
00:40:50,215 --> 00:40:53,715
I'M GOOD WITH IT.
NO STRINGS ATTACHED.
928
00:40:54,886 --> 00:40:55,786
HEY...
929
00:40:57,822 --> 00:40:59,362
YOU'RE FORGETTING SOMETHING.
930
00:41:00,591 --> 00:41:01,621
WHAT'S THAT?
931
00:41:01,692 --> 00:41:04,862
WELL, I DON'T HAVE
YOUR NUMBER.
932
00:41:04,929 --> 00:41:06,129
AH, SURE.
933
00:41:09,734 --> 00:41:11,844
LET'S KEEP IN TOUCH.
934
00:41:13,905 --> 00:41:15,305
(CAR RUMBLES OFF)
935
00:41:20,479 --> 00:41:21,579
(BUTTONS DIAL)
936
00:41:28,019 --> 00:41:29,649
HEY, IT'S TIM.
937
00:41:29,654 --> 00:41:31,424
JUST KEEPING IN TOUCH.
938
00:41:37,094 --> 00:41:39,904
♪ I've got so...
so much love to give ♪
939
00:41:41,032 --> 00:41:43,872
LOU:
SO, HOW WAS THE CATTLE DRIVE?
940
00:41:43,935 --> 00:41:44,895
IT WAS OKAY.
941
00:41:44,969 --> 00:41:46,399
JUST OKAY?
942
00:41:46,471 --> 00:41:47,701
IT WAS GREAT.
943
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:50,240
IT WAS THE BEST DAMN
CATTLE DRIVE
944
00:41:50,308 --> 00:41:52,538
IN THE HISTORY
OF THE ENTIRE WORLD.
945
00:41:52,610 --> 00:41:53,810
MALLORY: YOU WOULD'VE HATED IT.
946
00:41:53,812 --> 00:41:56,512
STAMPEDES,
FIST FIGHTS,
947
00:41:56,515 --> 00:41:58,605
TY GOT KICKED IN THE FACE
BY A COW,
948
00:41:58,617 --> 00:42:00,777
AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE TOILETS.
949
00:42:00,785 --> 00:42:02,645
(GATE SQUEAKS OPEN,
LATCHES CLATTER)
950
00:42:03,888 --> 00:42:06,258
♪ Is it worth
every minute of it ♪
951
00:42:06,324 --> 00:42:08,224
HEY LOU!
THOSE THE HORSES?
952
00:42:08,292 --> 00:42:09,762
KEVIN:
IS IT TIME FOR THE TRAIL RIDE?
953
00:42:09,827 --> 00:42:12,957
CONNIE:
I'M SO EXCITED!
I CAN'T WAIT!
954
00:42:13,030 --> 00:42:14,030
LOU?
955
00:42:14,098 --> 00:42:15,628
MY FIRST GUESTS.
956
00:42:15,700 --> 00:42:17,300
THEY JUST SHOWED UP...
957
00:42:17,368 --> 00:42:18,468
A WEEK EARLY.
958
00:42:18,470 --> 00:42:19,400
CONNIE: HEY THERE, COWBOY!
959
00:42:19,404 --> 00:42:20,844
WHAT ABOUT YOUR WEEKEND
WITH SCOTT?
960
00:42:20,839 --> 00:42:22,509
YOU KNEW?
961
00:42:22,573 --> 00:42:24,443
HARD TO MISS.
962
00:42:24,508 --> 00:42:25,638
IT UH...
963
00:42:25,710 --> 00:42:28,440
IT DIDN'T QUITE WORK OUT
ACCORDING TO PLAN.
964
00:42:29,581 --> 00:42:31,411
KEVIN:
(LAUGHS)
965
00:42:31,416 --> 00:42:34,576
SO, WHO'S READY
TO RIDE THE RANGE?
966
00:42:34,652 --> 00:42:35,792
CONNIE AND KEVIN:
OH! WOO HOO!
967
00:42:35,853 --> 00:42:37,323
THIS'LL BE GREAT
FOR MY BLOG!
968
00:42:37,322 --> 00:42:39,392
KEVIN: LET'S HIT THE TRAIL! HA HA!
969
00:42:39,391 --> 00:42:41,291
TIM:
YOU KNOW, CALLIE,
ABOUT LAST NIGHT.
970
00:42:41,359 --> 00:42:42,859
I...
971
00:42:42,927 --> 00:42:46,727
IT WASN'T EXACTLY SOMETHING
I WAS LOOKING FOR, BUT...
972
00:42:46,798 --> 00:42:48,328
IT WAS NICE.
973
00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:51,229
(CHUCKLES)
IT WAS A NICE SURPRISE.
974
00:42:51,302 --> 00:42:53,472
YEAH, BUT PEOPLE
ARE GONNA TALK.
975
00:42:53,537 --> 00:42:55,467
YEAH, I KNOW,
IT LOOKS REALLY BAD.
976
00:42:55,540 --> 00:42:57,110
THEY'RE GONNA SAY
I WAS USING YOU.
977
00:42:57,174 --> 00:42:58,984
AND WERE YOU?
978
00:42:58,977 --> 00:43:00,607
WELL, IF YOU GET TO KNOW ME
BETTER,
979
00:43:00,678 --> 00:43:03,208
YOU PROBABLY WON'T HAVE
TO ASK THAT QUESTION.
980
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:06,920
YEAH. AND WHEN'S THAT
GOING TO TO START?
981
00:43:09,720 --> 00:43:11,150
I THINK IT JUST DID.
982
00:43:13,224 --> 00:43:14,624
CALLIE:
(CHUCKLES)
983
00:43:16,427 --> 00:43:17,357
YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?
984
00:43:17,362 --> 00:43:19,762
I AM SURE.
985
00:43:19,764 --> 00:43:21,434
YOU'RE RIGHT, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I WAS THINKING.
986
00:43:21,433 --> 00:43:22,833
IT'S A RIDICULOUS SADDLE.
987
00:43:22,900 --> 00:43:24,800
IT'S GOT ALL THE BELLS
AND WHISTLES.
988
00:43:24,869 --> 00:43:26,699
ONE THING YOU DON'T NEED
989
00:43:26,771 --> 00:43:29,241
IS MORE BELLS
AND WHISTLES.
990
00:43:31,542 --> 00:43:33,582
HEY! HEY, JACK!
991
00:43:33,644 --> 00:43:35,344
JACK, LISA.
992
00:43:35,413 --> 00:43:37,913
JACK, I GOTTA THANK YOU
FOR INTRODUCING ME TO CALLIE.
993
00:43:37,982 --> 00:43:39,282
MY PLEASURE.
994
00:43:39,350 --> 00:43:40,380
YEAH. YOU KNOW, IT MUST'VE
BEEN SOMETHING YOU SAID
995
00:43:40,451 --> 00:43:41,851
ABOUT THOSE OLD LONGHORNS,
BECAUSE...
996
00:43:41,919 --> 00:43:43,919
WELL, I JUST COULDN'T STAND
TO SEE 'EM LEFT BEHIND.
997
00:43:44,989 --> 00:43:47,159
YOU BOUGHT RAY'S LONGHORNS?
998
00:43:47,224 --> 00:43:49,394
I BOUGHT THE LONGHORNS.
YEAH.
999
00:43:50,628 --> 00:43:52,528
AND CALLIE SOLD ME
THE WHOLE DAMN OUTFIT.
1000
00:43:52,530 --> 00:43:54,060
(LAUGHS)
601 ACRES.
1001
00:43:58,469 --> 00:43:59,669
I GOTTA TELL THE GIRLS.
1002
00:43:59,737 --> 00:44:01,167
(TRUCK RUMBLES AWAY)
1003
00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:02,209
WELL...
1004
00:44:06,411 --> 00:44:08,381
(SADDLE THUDS INTO TRUNK)
1005
00:44:10,681 --> 00:44:11,711
SO, WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN NOW?
1006
00:44:14,452 --> 00:44:16,922
WELL, I GUESS AS LONG
AS WE DON'T SEPARATE THEM,
1007
00:44:16,987 --> 00:44:18,757
THEY'LL BE FINE.
1008
00:44:20,057 --> 00:44:22,987
♪ Is it worth
every minute of it ♪
1009
00:44:23,028 --> 00:44:25,958
♪ Are you worth
every minute of my love ♪
1010
00:44:26,030 --> 00:44:28,460
I WAS TALKING
ABOUT THE HORSES!
1011
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:30,630
YEAH. ME TOO.
1012
00:44:30,702 --> 00:44:33,672
♪ Baby, I don't care ♪
1013
00:44:33,672 --> 00:44:36,642
♪ Baby, I don't care ♪
1014
00:44:36,641 --> 00:44:38,811
♪ I just wanna be touched ♪
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