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- Geez! - Damn it!
- Come on!
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In Texas, the Holy Trinity
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is God, football and barbeque,
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not necessarily in that order.
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I don't care if you win,
just cover the damn spread.
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- Mom, are you betting again?
- No.
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...fans on their feet,
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trying to urge the defense on.
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Fourth down.
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Gotta punt.
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Gotta.
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Statistically, always
punting on fourth down
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makes no sense.
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Statistically, you're a dumbass.
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Hey.
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When the Aggies give up the ball
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on their own five-yard line,
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the opposing team has
a 92% chance of scoring.
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When they punt from deep
in their own territory,
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the other team still has
a 77% chance of scoring.
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But since they convert
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on fourth down 50% of the time,
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the math says they should
never punt again.
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Okay, you can tell me,
who's his real daddy?
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Sheldon, I've been playing and
coaching football all my life.
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I don't think your math is right.
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Really?
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Hang on.
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No, it's right.
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...able to hold A&M to a field goal,
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they'll only be down six points.
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Is it your dentist?
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The little guy with the glasses?
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You can tell me.
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I got to tell you, I'm a little
worried about my mother.
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She keeps betting on
these football games,
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next thing you know,
there's an Italian fella
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driving off with her pickup truck.
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You think Sheldon's right?
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About what?
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The punting and the math.
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I should think so.
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He's been doing our taxes
since he's six years old.
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We never been audited.
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That's true.
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He even got us that
nice refund last year.
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How come Mom's not taking me to school?
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'Cause once in a while, your dad
wants to spend some time with you.
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My little Shel-man.
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But Mom's car has a backseat.
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Statistically, I'm much safer there.
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Hey, I'm glad you brought
up statistically.
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You think those numbers you
talked about for Texas A&M
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would apply to my JV squad?
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I don't see why not.
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Unlike our former principal,
math doesn't discriminate.
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You're not thinking about
taking his advice, are you?
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- Never you mind.
- But he's wrong.
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Everybody knows you punt on fourth down.
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Why does everybody knowing
something make it right?
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Because.
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That's what makes this country great.
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Many years later,
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my brother would use this same argument
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in front of a judge.
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He was still convicted
for urinating in a phone booth.
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Oh, damn it.
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I'll send in the punting team.
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Hang on. Hang on.
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What?
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Let's go for it.
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Why? We got plenty of time.
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I know. Still want to go for it.
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We're on the 12-yard line.
Everybody know you punt.
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Why does everybody knowing
something make it right?
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But we're on the 12-yard line, Coach.
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Okay, Coach says we're going for it.
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Stupid brother.
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- What?
- Nothing.
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Power left jumbo on two, on two.
Ready, break!
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And your Wolves
are going for it on fourth down.
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What the hell? Punt!
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Statistically, they're
better off going for it.
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- Says who?
- My little boy.
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That's why everybody punts.
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That was just plain foolishness.
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Your little boy's a real genius.
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Well, actually he is.
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Too many men on the field, defense.
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Replay fourth down.
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Ah. Thank you, Jesus.
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Now, can I send in the punt team?
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Coach?
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And they're going for it again.
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What the hell? Punt!
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Remind me to tell you about the
tax refund I got from the IRS.
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Set. Hut!
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Go, go, go, go, go, go!
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Go! Whoo!
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Go, go, go! Go!
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He's at the 30, the 20, the 10.
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Touchdown, Wolves!
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I never had any doubt, Coach.
Never had any doubt.
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Oh, booyah! Yes.
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Sweet dreams, baby.
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Mwah.
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Night, Meemaw.
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Can I ask you a favor?
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- Sure. What?
- You know those statistics
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that you were talking
about with your dad?
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Could... could that be applied to, say,
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who might win the
Cowboys-Packers game next week?
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And, more specifically, by how much?
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I suppose with enough data
I could make a reasonable guess.
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I don't want a guess, I want to know.
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Mom said you're not supposed to gamble.
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Sleep, child!
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- Mom?
- In here!
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I'll get those numbers to you tomorrow.
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Just tucking him in.
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I got something for you.
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It's dirty.
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Well, that's 'cause it's the game ball.
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And you earned it,
'cause you helped us win.
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Okay, but can you wash it?
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Sheldon, your daddy's
telling you he's proud of you.
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I see. Thank you, Dad.
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You're welcome.
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I'm still never touching that.
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Let's go wipe it off.
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For the next five weeks,
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I continued to help
my father apply statistics
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to coach his team.
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Not surprisingly, they continued to win,
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which changed my status
in the school dramatically.
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- There he is!
- Yo, Sheldon!
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Shel-dog!
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Math man!
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Hey, cutie.
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It was a nightmare.
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Shel-dog! Woo-hoo!
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Hugging, hair tousling, high fives.
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And as my popularity grew,
so did my time aloft.
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Hey, I've been looking all over for you.
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Do you know how popular we are?
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- We?
- Yeah.
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I put the word out I was helping
you with the football stats.
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And since I'm Asian, they bought it.
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Well, I'm glad you're enjoying it.
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You're not?
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I was touched 82 times this afternoon.
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What do you mean, "touched"?
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Not inappropriately.
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Joyfully.
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Affectionately.
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A cheerleader hugged me to her bosom.
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That's amazing.
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No more high fives.
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I can't keep washing my hands.
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Hey.
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There's my little assistant coach.
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Hello, Dad.
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You have any more, uh, arithmetic ideas
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for next week's game?
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I do, but I'm trying
to finish my homework.
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Ah.
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Looks complicated.
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Advanced chemistry. It's not.
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What are you guys doing?
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Your brother and I are gonna
knock around a few ideas
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for the Freeport game.
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Can I help?
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Actually, yeah. Run out to my truck.
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There's a little, uh, pocket calculator
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on my front seat.
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I got you a present.
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Thought it might help
with your figuring.
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I don't need a calculator, Dad.
I am one.
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Sure.
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Well...
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Go get it anyway.
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It's solar-powered.
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Can you imagine that?
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Georgie, turn that down!
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What?
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And look at this room. You
need to clean this mess up.
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I'll get to it later.
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No, you'll get to it now.
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I don't feel like it.
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Well, your feelings have
nothing to do with it.
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And stop throwing that ball.
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My room bothers you so much,
you clean it.
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That's it! You are grounded!
You hear me?!
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The hell?
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Hey...!
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There's my little Moonpie.
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Did you get a chance to look
at this week's games for me?
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Not yet
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You understand there's
a little time crunch involved.
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Meemaw's got some outstanding
loans I need to pay back.
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I'm sorry, I have to finish my homework
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and then I have to help my dad.
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Come on.
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I'm your meemaw.
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I make you cookies.
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How 'bout a little quid pro quo?
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As much as I enjoy
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your use of Latin, no.
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Shelly, time to get ready for bed.
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But I'm not done.
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Don't you sass me, too, young man.
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Brush your teeth and get to bed.
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I think your anger might be
a little misdirected.
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Don't you start with me either.
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Now, see, you're still shootin' wide.
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Good evening, Mrs. Cooper.
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Can I speak to Sheldon?
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No, you can't speak to Sheldon.
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It's late. He's in bed.
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Oh. I was hoping he might like
to go to a party with me.
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Has everyone lost their mind?
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He's a little boy, Tam!
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- Good night!
- But...
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Good Lord, that mouth of yours
is a machine gun tonight.
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What are you doing?
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Trying to calculate
the odds of the Dolphins
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covering the spread next Sunday.
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I like dolphins.
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They talk out of that hole
in their head.
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- Hello.
- Tam?
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What are you doing here?
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Would you like to go to a party with me?
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I don't want to go to
a party with anyone.
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I would!
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Please, Sheldon. It's
right across the street.
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Just get me in,
and you can go back to bed.
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I have to ask my mom.
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No need. She knows all about the party.
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All right, then.
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I need a minute to change.
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- Why are you wearing that?
- It makes me look older.
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Just so we're clear, once you get in,
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I'm going home.
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Hey! Sheldon!
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What are you doing?
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Hey, everybody, check it out!
Sheldon's here!
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I hope that doesn't wake up the kids.
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Should I go over there
and say something?
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I think you should.
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I was bluffin'.
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Don't make me put my socks back on.
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Never mind.
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Good night.
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Good night.
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I feel bad about yelling at Georgie.
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He deserved it.
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You should do it more.
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I think he's feeling left out
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now that you and Sheldon are
spending so much time together.
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Are you kiddin' me?
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You're always saying to find
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something in common with Sheldon.
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And now that I have, you're
telling me I'm ignoring Georgie?
265
00:12:49,111 --> 00:12:50,586
I'm not saying that.
266
00:12:50,622 --> 00:12:52,589
I'm just reminding you
267
00:12:52,625 --> 00:12:53,797
that you got two sons.
268
00:12:53,833 --> 00:12:54,990
I know.
269
00:12:56,685 --> 00:12:58,891
I also got a daughter I need
to spend more time with.
270
00:12:58,927 --> 00:12:59,926
You do.
271
00:13:00,601 --> 00:13:03,413
But I wouldn't worry about her.
She's an angel.
272
00:13:08,784 --> 00:13:11,251
Sheldon! Sheldon! Sheldon!
273
00:13:11,287 --> 00:13:13,919
- Put me down! I said put me down!
- Sheldon! Sheldon!
274
00:13:13,955 --> 00:13:16,542
Put me down! I'm not enjoying this!
275
00:13:16,578 --> 00:13:18,078
Missy, what are you doing here?!
276
00:13:18,114 --> 00:13:20,114
Cuttin' loose. What are you doing here?
277
00:13:20,150 --> 00:13:21,150
Slowly! Slowly!
278
00:13:21,186 --> 00:13:22,625
Slowly!
279
00:13:23,241 --> 00:13:24,474
You, too?!
280
00:13:24,510 --> 00:13:25,943
Hello, Georgie!
281
00:13:26,008 --> 00:13:27,700
You're not supposed to be here.
282
00:13:27,736 --> 00:13:30,137
Neither are you! You're grounded!
283
00:13:31,052 --> 00:13:32,320
Come on.
284
00:13:32,375 --> 00:13:34,275
Both of you are going home. Now.
285
00:13:34,311 --> 00:13:36,545
- Oh, thank goodness.
- Aw.
286
00:13:39,895 --> 00:13:41,662
How's puberty treating you?
287
00:13:41,697 --> 00:13:43,677
Because it is knocking me for a loop.
288
00:13:45,140 --> 00:13:46,498
Right?
289
00:13:52,908 --> 00:13:55,210
Somehow, my parents didn't find out
290
00:13:55,246 --> 00:13:56,907
about me partying heartily.
291
00:13:56,943 --> 00:13:58,643
But I did pay a price
292
00:13:58,679 --> 00:14:00,934
for burning the candle at both ends.
293
00:14:01,783 --> 00:14:04,218
I made a mistake on a math test.
294
00:14:04,253 --> 00:14:07,120
In my exhaustion,
I did all the calculations
295
00:14:07,155 --> 00:14:08,315
in my head,
296
00:14:08,351 --> 00:14:12,320
and, like a common zoo animal,
forgot to show my work.
297
00:14:13,223 --> 00:14:15,356
I just saw one of those girls
from the party,
298
00:14:15,392 --> 00:14:17,759
and she acknowledged
my existence by doing this.
299
00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:20,353
I've never felt so alive.
300
00:14:23,285 --> 00:14:24,725
Are you okay?
301
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,158
No, I'm not.
302
00:14:28,653 --> 00:14:30,208
Yeah, so?
303
00:14:30,879 --> 00:14:33,547
A B-plus... that's
the beginning of the end.
304
00:14:33,782 --> 00:14:35,249
The end of what?
305
00:14:35,284 --> 00:14:36,650
My life.
306
00:14:36,685 --> 00:14:39,686
If I don't make some changes,
who knows how far I'll fall.
307
00:14:39,721 --> 00:14:42,811
I could wind up a drug addict,
or a lawyer.
308
00:14:42,847 --> 00:14:44,781
Is it possible you're overreacting?
309
00:14:44,827 --> 00:14:48,896
No. Starting today, I'm done
helping the football team.
310
00:14:49,031 --> 00:14:52,833
But if you do that, girls will
no longer greet me like this.
311
00:14:53,669 --> 00:14:55,370
I'll greet you like that.
312
00:14:56,498 --> 00:14:58,354
It's not the same.
313
00:15:00,221 --> 00:15:02,643
Extricating myself from this situation
314
00:15:02,678 --> 00:15:04,511
was not going to be easy.
315
00:15:04,546 --> 00:15:08,223
My father was counting on me,
Meemaw was counting on me,
316
00:15:08,259 --> 00:15:10,459
the school was counting on me.
317
00:15:10,619 --> 00:15:13,120
After much thought, I decided to employ
318
00:15:13,155 --> 00:15:16,437
the one strategic maneuver
I knew I could count on.
319
00:15:16,682 --> 00:15:17,848
I tattled.
320
00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:19,033
Mom?
321
00:15:31,306 --> 00:15:34,026
Sheldon got a B-plus!
That's terrible for him!
322
00:15:34,590 --> 00:15:37,525
I'm very disappointed
in all three of you.
323
00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:40,262
That is right. Missy, this
is for your ballet class.
324
00:15:40,298 --> 00:15:42,332
We do not go to parties.
325
00:15:42,368 --> 00:15:44,534
I am very disappointed.
326
00:15:50,409 --> 00:15:51,542
Hey.
327
00:15:52,768 --> 00:15:55,502
Got to go pick up some equipment
for the team; you want to join me?
328
00:15:55,693 --> 00:15:57,768
Can't. I'm grounded.
329
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,696
Yeah, well...
330
00:15:59,732 --> 00:16:01,498
I won't tell if you won't.
331
00:16:03,706 --> 00:16:05,506
Sheldon going?
332
00:16:05,541 --> 00:16:07,708
That little snitch? Absolutely not.
333
00:16:13,516 --> 00:16:15,516
Sheldon still gonna
help you with the math?
334
00:16:15,551 --> 00:16:17,118
I don't think so.
335
00:16:17,453 --> 00:16:20,222
But I did hear his little
Asian friend can do it.
336
00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:30,556
Hey.
337
00:16:30,592 --> 00:16:31,791
Hello.
338
00:16:31,827 --> 00:16:33,042
So...
339
00:16:33,559 --> 00:16:35,993
Oilers are a four-point favorite
for this Sunday's game,
340
00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:39,726
but it's a home game, so I'm
thinking I give the points.
341
00:16:40,456 --> 00:16:41,796
What do you think?
342
00:16:42,221 --> 00:16:44,609
I think I have to tell on you again.
343
00:16:44,645 --> 00:16:47,247
Go ahead. What's your
mama gonna do, ground me?
344
00:16:51,153 --> 00:16:53,599
Take the Oilers, give the points.
345
00:16:54,302 --> 00:16:57,573
I love you, Moonpie.
346
00:17:00,642 --> 00:17:03,410
For the record,
the Oilers lost that game
347
00:17:03,446 --> 00:17:05,203
by four touchdowns.
348
00:17:05,239 --> 00:17:08,168
Meemaw never asked for my advice again.
349
00:17:08,896 --> 00:17:12,572
Come on, come on, come on. Damn it!
350
00:17:12,894 --> 00:17:14,094
Okay.
351
00:17:15,107 --> 00:17:16,602
One more time.
352
00:17:17,295 --> 00:17:19,595
Mama needs a new Jet Ski!
353
00:17:19,631 --> 00:17:20,746
And...
354
00:17:20,782 --> 00:17:22,264
rat bastard!
355
00:17:24,216 --> 00:17:26,101
How you doin' there, Connie?
356
00:17:26,836 --> 00:17:29,004
Hey, Vincent.
357
00:17:29,039 --> 00:17:30,805
What brings you to Louisiana?
358
00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:32,073
Wait, don't tell me.
359
00:17:32,108 --> 00:17:33,675
You're here to see Tony Orlando.
360
00:17:33,710 --> 00:17:35,164
'Fraid not.
361
00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:37,245
Oh, well, you ought to check him out.
362
00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:39,226
He'll, uh, knock your socks off.
363
00:17:39,273 --> 00:17:40,916
I like my socks on.
364
00:17:40,951 --> 00:17:44,886
Connie, you're putting me
in a very awkward position.
365
00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:47,827
I won a toaster oven playing keno.
366
00:17:47,863 --> 00:17:49,033
You want it?
367
00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:51,569
I got one.
368
00:17:51,861 --> 00:17:53,428
I want my money.
369
00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:55,196
All right.
370
00:17:55,231 --> 00:17:56,659
Hang on.
371
00:17:58,464 --> 00:18:00,267
That's a very nice jacket.
372
00:18:00,303 --> 00:18:02,013
You're looking dapper.
373
00:18:05,308 --> 00:18:07,008
Ah.
374
00:18:07,043 --> 00:18:08,765
Hey, they comp my room here.
375
00:18:08,801 --> 00:18:10,199
They do that for you?
376
00:18:10,235 --> 00:18:13,012
Actually, they frown
upon my presence here.
377
00:18:13,048 --> 00:18:16,416
Oh. I also get a coupon
for the breakfast buffet.
378
00:18:17,156 --> 00:18:19,097
You should look into that.
379
00:18:22,559 --> 00:18:23,692
Constance!
380
00:18:23,727 --> 00:18:25,827
Patience, Vincenzo.
381
00:18:30,900 --> 00:18:32,434
Yes!
382
00:18:32,469 --> 00:18:34,669
Oh!
383
00:18:34,704 --> 00:18:36,504
All right, now we're talking.
384
00:18:36,539 --> 00:18:38,807
Will you take a down
payment in quarters?
385
00:18:38,842 --> 00:18:40,141
Do I have a choice?
386
00:18:41,511 --> 00:18:42,944
Start scoopin'.
387
00:18:42,979 --> 00:18:44,779
I got to go see Tony Orlando.
388
00:18:50,754 --> 00:18:52,053
Oof.
389
00:19:00,830 --> 00:19:02,330
Hey!
390
00:19:02,365 --> 00:19:04,566
Hey, I need another cup!
391
00:19:05,153 --> 00:19:09,153
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