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♪ My mind's telling me no ♪
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♪ But my body ♪
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♪ My body's telling me yes ♪
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[MAN & WOMAN MOANING]
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♪ I don't see nothing wrong ♪
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♪ With a little bump and grind
With a little bump and grind ♪
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♪ I don't see nothing wrong ♪
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♪ Hey, baby, hey ♪
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I love you so much.
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I love you too.
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♪ I don't see nothing wrong ♪
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♪ With a little bump and grind ♪
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♪ With a little bump and grind
I don't see nothing wrong ♪♪
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[MOANING]
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We'll take it.
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[♪♪♪]
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♪ Oi! ♪
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♪ Confidence is a preference
For the habitual voyeur ♪
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♪ Of what is known as ♪
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♪ Parklife ♪
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♪ And morning soup can be avoided
If you take a route straight through ♪
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♪ What is known as ♪
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[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
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♪ Parklife ♪
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♪ All the people ♪
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♪ So many people ♪
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♪ And they all go hand in hand ♪
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♪ Hand in hand through their parklife ♪
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♪ Know what I mean? ♪♪
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NOBBY:
One, two, three.
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- Push.
- But, Dad, I'm out of breath.
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Yeah, well, I told you not to smoke.
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I thought you just meant crack.
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No, I meant cigarettes too.
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At your age, you should just be vaping.
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- Push.
BRITNEY: Where's Mum?
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- She's still in the furniture store.
- Hey, Dad, let's put it in here.
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No. That is me brother's room.
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But, Dad, he's been missing
for 28 years.
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We need the room.
There's nine of us.
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No. I'm keeping it the way he likes it.
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Though when he comes back,
I'll have to break it to him...
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that some of his childhood heroes
didn't love women...
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as much as we thought.
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[♪♪♪]
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And one of them liked them
a little too much.
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SKELETOR:
Dad, you're never gonna find him.
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- You might as well just give up.
- Give up?
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I know he's out there somewhere.
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And one day...
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he's gonna join our family again.
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[BEEPING]
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Green Earth.
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[♪♪♪]
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WOMAN:
Agent Graves, your feed is live.
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The target is Maelstrom's
second in command.
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He has information we must extract.
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[OVER EARBUD] Capture
and interrogate. Do not terminate.
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Interception in nine, eight, seven, six...
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five, four, three, two, one.
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[SEBASTIAN GRUNTING]
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Eyes on the target.
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[ALL CLAMORING]
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Easy. Eyes on the target.
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Be advised,
multiple hostiles to the east.
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[SCREAMS]
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Target mobile.
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[ALL GRUNTING]
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Target heading north.
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[SCREAMS]
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SEBASTIAN:
Alpha 1's now Bravo 1. He's mobile.
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Roger that.
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Out of the way. Move, move.
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May I borrow this? Thank you.
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Now complete on Bravo 1,
following Bravo 1.
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[♪♪♪]
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Alpha 1 now on Foxtrot.
I'm in pursuit.
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Hostiles to your south,
advancing on your position.
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Bravo 1 is now mobile.
He has backup. End pursuit now.
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I'd rather not.
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[GRUNTS]
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Come on. My gun!
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Commander, relay back.
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We are now nearing the limit
of live feed transmission.
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[GRUNTING]
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Hello, chaps.
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[ALL GRUNTING]
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[MAN SCREAMS]
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[GRUNTS]
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Permission to abort now.
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Commander, acknowledge.
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[YELLS]
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[YELLING]
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[ALL GRUNTING]
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[CHOKING]
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Goodbye.
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Buckle up!
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[MAN SCREAMS]
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[SEBASTIAN GRUNTS]
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[♪♪♪]
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[SHOUTING IN GERMAN]
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Lonomia caterpillar toxin's
entered your bloodstream, Mr. Beder.
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You have 90 seconds
until heart failure.
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I do, however, have the antidote here.
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Perhaps you'd like to say what the
Maelstrom Syndicate are planning.
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Sixty seconds.
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Rhonda George.
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- An assassination.
- Rhonda George?
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JODIE:
She's the actress and philanthropist.
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She's hosting an event
for WorldCure in two days, sir.
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Give me the antidote.
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It's too late, I'm afraid.
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[EXHALES]
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I want you at this event, Sebastian.
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Very wise, Commander Ledford.
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[♪♪♪]
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ANNOUNCER [ON TV]:
Welbeck's touch. Rooney's there, too.
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Now Carrick, here's Baines.
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Oh, he's free.
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[ALL CHEERING]
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England are heading to the semis...
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to the delight of millions at home!
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Hey, everyone.
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Let's celebrate responsibly.
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[ALL CHEER]
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♪ I get knocked down
But I get up again ♪
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♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪
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♪ I get knocked down
But I get up again ♪
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♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪
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♪ He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink ♪
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♪ He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink ♪
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♪ He sings the songs that remind him
Of the good times ♪
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♪ He sings the songs that remind him
Of the better times ♪
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[ALL CHEERING]
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♪ I get knocked down
But I get up again ♪
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♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪
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♪ I get knocked down
But I get up ♪♪
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ALL:
Ooh!
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NOBBY:
Can't believe it's happened again.
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Get it out. Get it out.
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Get it out. Get out.
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- He's gonna blow.
- Out the way, ladies.
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- I've got the fire extinguisher.
- Thank the Lord.
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[ALL CHEERING AND CLAPPING]
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Where's Nobby? Where is he?
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- Where's Nobby? Nobby!
- In there.
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Nobby. Nobby, Nobby.
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[PANTING]
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Why are you so out of breath?
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- I've run all the way from home.
- But you only live across the street.
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Do you remember me cousin, Digger?
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- What, the thief?
- Yeah. Well, he was nicking coats...
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at a posh event,
and you'll never guess who he saw.
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- Who?
- We finally found him.
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We finally found your brother.
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[♪♪♪]
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MAN:
Nobby and Sebastian Butcher.
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YOUNG SEBASTIAN:
We're the Butcher Boys of Grimsby.
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They'll never split us up.
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BOTH:
Forever!
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BOB: Your brother is gonna be
at a fancy party tomorrow.
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NOBBY: But how will I get in?
BOB: Me cousin's nicked you a ticket.
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REPORTER [ON TV]:
Leaders from around the world...
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such as the head
of the World Health Organization...
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Javier Alvarez and celebrities,
including Daniel Radcliffe...
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have gathered at this
WorldCure event...
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sponsored by philanthropist,
Rhonda George.
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[CONTACT BEEPS]
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Green Earth.
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JODIE:
Agent Graves...
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your feed is live.
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- Who's this in my ear?
- It's me.
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And stop flirting.
We're on an open channel.
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Right.
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[♪♪♪]
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[SECURITY WAND WAVERING]
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[CLASSICAL MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
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[CHATTERING]
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- How much?
- Complimentary, sir.
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How now?
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H i.
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Have you seen me brother?
He's Sebastian.
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Here's a photo of him.
It was taken a few years ago.
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JODIE [OVER EARBUD]:
Are you in position yet, Agent Graves?
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[♪♪♪]
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[SNICKERING]
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Uh-oh.
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Huh?
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Come on. It's stuck.
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Come on.
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MAN:
Please welcome Rhonda George.
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[♪♪♪]
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Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
Thank you.
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When I started WorldCure...
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people would constantly say to me:
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"You cannot rid the world of disease."
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I would look them straight in the eye...
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and say, "Yes, I can."
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LEDFORD: Can you detect
any imminent threat, Graves?
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RHONDA:
We are gonna figure this out.
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And it all starts right here, right now...
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with one little boy.
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His name is Schlomo Khalidi.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
we will cure the world.
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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Mummy was Jewish.
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Daddy was Palestinian.
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But they both loved each other
so very much.
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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I was born with HIV.
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Now I am very sick with AIDS.
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NOBBY: Yes! Fantastic!
WOMAN: Shh.
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- You are not coming back from that.
WOMAN: Shh!
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[AUDIENCE MURMURING]
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SCHLOMO:
Though this disease may kill me...
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The operator.
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why can't we stop killing each other
in the Middle East?
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Where's the operator?
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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The camera's a gun.
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[♪♪♪]
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Damn. The camera's a gun!
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NOBBY:
Mm...
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[♪♪♪]
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[YELLING]
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[ALL GASP AND SHRIEK]
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- Who are you?
- It's me.
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Nobby.
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Nobby?
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♪ Oh, my brother ♪
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♪ Where you been? ♪
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♪ It's been the longest time apart ♪
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♪ And I remember days ♪
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[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
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♪ Long before you broke my ♪♪
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[AUDIENCE CLAMORING]
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[SCREAMS]
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[♪♪♪]
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LEDFORD:
What the hell just happened?
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MAN: The head of the World Health
Organization's been shot.
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LEDFORD:
Locate the shooter. Locate the shooter.
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[ALL CLAMORING]
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There's the shooter!
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Tiger Tail. Undercover.
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- My shot was compromised.
- Take him out!
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We have confirmation.
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Graves took the shot.
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Graves?
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[♪♪♪]
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NOBBY:
Ow!
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[ALL GRUNTING]
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Cut it out. Leave him alone.
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Behind you!
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- How can I help?
- You can stay away from me.
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You need me help.
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Fucking twat.
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[SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE]
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[♪♪♪]
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Goodbye, Nobby.
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[GRUNTS]
262
00:15:21,672 --> 00:15:23,465
Don't worry. I won't leave you!
263
00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:31,557
[BOTTLE SHATTERS
AND BOTH GROANING]
264
00:15:31,724 --> 00:15:34,143
- My ankle.
- Me bottle.
265
00:15:34,310 --> 00:15:35,936
Get off me!
266
00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:37,187
Come on.
267
00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:39,523
The ankle's shattered.
You'll need to carry me.
268
00:15:39,690 --> 00:15:41,210
- Come on. Get over me shoulder.
- Aah!
269
00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:43,736
[GROANING]
270
00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:46,905
- Sorry.
- Get in.
271
00:15:47,072 --> 00:15:48,907
Hey! Move away from the car.
272
00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:51,285
- Soon as I've printed your ticket.
- Come on.
273
00:15:51,702 --> 00:15:53,162
You'll have to drive.
274
00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:55,623
Move. Not that one!
275
00:15:58,876 --> 00:15:59,877
What happened?
276
00:16:00,169 --> 00:16:02,212
- Never mind. Just get going.
- Aah!
277
00:16:02,921 --> 00:16:04,340
Come on, it's dangerous.
278
00:16:04,506 --> 00:16:05,716
Get out of the car now!
279
00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:07,718
Don't worry. It's bulletproof.
280
00:16:08,636 --> 00:16:09,928
- You can't hurt us.
- No.
281
00:16:10,095 --> 00:16:12,973
We've got bulletproof glass.
Peow.
282
00:16:13,682 --> 00:16:16,310
- Aah!
- Roll it up. Roll it up.
283
00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:19,313
Just go. Now.
284
00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:27,821
[♪♪♪]
285
00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:30,240
[TIRES SCREECHING]
286
00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:32,993
[SIRENS WAILING]
287
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:37,581
NOBBY: Oh, great.
We can watch the match while escaping.
288
00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:42,419
Watch out!
289
00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:44,296
[YELLING]
290
00:16:48,342 --> 00:16:50,260
[BOTH YELLING]
291
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:54,556
ANNOUNCER: He's taking the penalty.
- There's a penalty.
292
00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:56,767
Forget the football.
You're gonna drown.
293
00:16:56,934 --> 00:16:59,436
- I'm getting out after he's taken penalty.
- Listen.
294
00:16:59,603 --> 00:17:00,604
Miss it!
295
00:17:00,771 --> 00:17:02,690
SEBASTIAN: Take a breath.
- And he...
296
00:17:04,817 --> 00:17:06,777
Fuck!
297
00:17:06,985 --> 00:17:08,320
[♪♪♪]
298
00:17:19,248 --> 00:17:22,209
REPORTER [ON TV]: Director General
of the World Health Organization...
299
00:17:22,376 --> 00:17:23,961
Dr. Javier Alvarez...
300
00:17:24,128 --> 00:17:25,129
is dead.
301
00:17:25,295 --> 00:17:27,089
He was caught in the crossfire...
302
00:17:27,256 --> 00:17:29,842
of an apparent
assassination attempt...
303
00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:31,760
on philanthropist
Rhonda George.
304
00:17:31,969 --> 00:17:34,054
A huge manhunt is underway...
305
00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:36,390
to find a rogue secret agent...
306
00:17:36,557 --> 00:17:38,976
who first shot Middle East
peace symbol...
307
00:17:39,143 --> 00:17:40,978
Schlomo Khalidi.
308
00:17:41,145 --> 00:17:43,897
The boy's AIDS-tainted blood
then sprayed into the mouth...
309
00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:46,442
of Harry Potter star
Daniel Radcliffe.
310
00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:48,402
Sources tell us that Radcliffe...
311
00:17:48,569 --> 00:17:50,696
who had numerous open sores
in his mouth...
312
00:17:50,863 --> 00:17:53,615
has tested positive for HIV.
313
00:17:53,824 --> 00:17:55,868
We're digging
into his background now, sir...
314
00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:58,620
trying to work out how
Maelstrom could've got to him.
315
00:17:59,872 --> 00:18:02,040
What do you want us to do, sir?
316
00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:05,794
Activate Chilcott.
317
00:18:05,961 --> 00:18:08,380
Chilcott was dismissed
for good reason, sir.
318
00:18:08,547 --> 00:18:11,592
Activate Chilcott.
319
00:18:13,302 --> 00:18:14,636
NOBBY:
Isn't life strange?
320
00:18:14,803 --> 00:18:16,889
I mean, yesterday
I'm having a normal day...
321
00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:19,641
down the pub with me mates
with a firework up me ass.
322
00:18:19,808 --> 00:18:22,102
And here we are now,
with me brother...
323
00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:23,979
doing some running and swimming...
324
00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:25,481
different types of cardio.
325
00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:34,198
Can I ask you a question?
Are you a Vin Diesel impersonator?
326
00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:37,201
Or are you a hit man
who specializes in kids with AIDS?
327
00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:40,537
What? I'm a secret agent,
I work for an offshoot of MI6.
328
00:18:40,704 --> 00:18:43,081
How could you not tell
your own brother what you do?
329
00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:45,408
Within the title of my occupation
is the word "secret."
330
00:18:45,542 --> 00:18:47,795
But if you can't trust family,
who can you trust?
331
00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:50,547
Trust you? Trust you?
332
00:18:51,215 --> 00:18:54,134
Because of you, the head of
the World Health Organization is dead...
333
00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:55,636
and Harry Potter has AIDS.
334
00:18:56,470 --> 00:19:00,182
You managed to do in three seconds what
Voldemort failed to do in eight movies.
335
00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:04,603
Don't wet your knickers, it's treatable.
336
00:19:04,812 --> 00:19:07,481
Ooh. Heroin.
337
00:19:07,648 --> 00:19:09,900
That stuff's addictive,
it's a gateway drug.
338
00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:12,569
- To what?
- To more heroin.
339
00:19:13,028 --> 00:19:15,697
This is not heroin,
this is rapid bone calcifier.
340
00:19:15,948 --> 00:19:17,658
It fills the fractures in my ankle...
341
00:19:17,825 --> 00:19:20,327
hardens the bone
and muscle around it so I can walk.
342
00:19:20,536 --> 00:19:23,121
Mm. Why, what happened to your ankle?
343
00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:24,540
You fell on it.
344
00:19:24,748 --> 00:19:26,750
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
345
00:19:28,377 --> 00:19:29,753
- Hello.
SEBASTIAN: I didn't do it.
346
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:31,713
I need your help.
347
00:19:32,798 --> 00:19:34,383
If I help you, I'll be arrested.
348
00:19:34,550 --> 00:19:37,177
If you don't,
I could be dead by the end of the day.
349
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:39,137
All right, listen.
350
00:19:39,513 --> 00:19:42,140
Ledford activated someone
called Chil-something...
351
00:19:42,307 --> 00:19:43,976
- that's all I know.
- Chilcott?
352
00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:46,478
Oh, Jesus, he's a psychopath,
that's a kill order.
353
00:19:46,687 --> 00:19:47,688
Oh, God.
354
00:19:47,855 --> 00:19:49,982
Jodie, I need you
to do something for me.
355
00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:53,402
I need you to find the identity
of the man who killed Javier Alvarez.
356
00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:55,737
If I can find him, it'll clear my name.
357
00:19:55,904 --> 00:19:57,322
Can you do that?
358
00:19:57,489 --> 00:19:59,324
I'll try.
359
00:20:00,909 --> 00:20:02,619
Seb, can I press this red button?
360
00:20:02,786 --> 00:20:03,787
[GROANS]
361
00:20:03,996 --> 00:20:05,664
- For God's sake.
- What?
362
00:20:05,831 --> 00:20:08,000
You just implanted a tracking device
in my neck!
363
00:20:08,834 --> 00:20:12,379
At least I won't lose you
for another 28 years.
364
00:20:13,505 --> 00:20:14,506
I forgot to mention...
365
00:20:14,923 --> 00:20:16,049
I got you a present.
366
00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:19,428
- What?
- Two tickets for me and you...
367
00:20:19,595 --> 00:20:20,762
to go to Chile...
368
00:20:20,929 --> 00:20:24,474
- to see England play in the final.
- How do you know if England...
369
00:20:24,641 --> 00:20:25,976
are gonna be in the final?
370
00:20:26,143 --> 00:20:29,438
They'd better be
because I just got this done.
371
00:20:29,605 --> 00:20:34,902
England, World "Champions,"
2016.
372
00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:37,613
That says 200,016.
373
00:20:37,946 --> 00:20:41,116
NOBBY:
No, it says 2016.
374
00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:44,286
That's 198,000 years from now.
375
00:20:44,453 --> 00:20:47,289
In that case, I got two zeroes for free,
so who's the idiot?
376
00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:50,709
- What are you doing?
- I need to disappear.
377
00:20:50,876 --> 00:20:52,210
People are looking for me.
378
00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:54,171
You won't see me again.
379
00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:56,798
[♪♪♪]
380
00:20:57,257 --> 00:20:58,717
Good luck, Nobby.
381
00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:00,969
Yeah.
382
00:21:01,136 --> 00:21:03,430
Okay. No, no, you're right.
383
00:21:03,597 --> 00:21:05,557
I should be heading back home
anyway.
384
00:21:05,724 --> 00:21:07,392
Got to see the family.
385
00:21:07,559 --> 00:21:09,645
It's good to reconnect.
386
00:21:09,811 --> 00:21:10,812
Take care, eh?
387
00:21:11,813 --> 00:21:13,607
Take care.
388
00:21:19,738 --> 00:21:23,617
Wait. Since you're a spy, does that
mean no one knows I'm your brother?
389
00:21:23,909 --> 00:21:25,661
Exactly.
390
00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:29,706
Well, then...
391
00:21:29,873 --> 00:21:32,876
I've got the perfect place
for you to hide.
392
00:21:35,754 --> 00:21:37,506
Oh, no.
393
00:21:37,714 --> 00:21:39,257
[♪♪♪]
394
00:21:45,097 --> 00:21:47,891
NOBBY: Aw, it's so good
to have you back in Grimsby.
395
00:21:48,058 --> 00:21:50,769
You probably don't recognize it
since it were gentrified.
396
00:21:50,936 --> 00:21:52,980
SEBASTIAN:
I am not from Grimsby.
397
00:21:53,438 --> 00:21:56,274
- H i.
ALL: Hi.
398
00:21:56,817 --> 00:21:59,861
I've got a girlfriend.
It's nothing serious.
399
00:22:00,028 --> 00:22:02,823
But she's fit as fuck,
so hands to yourself.
400
00:22:02,990 --> 00:22:04,825
Go on. Shoes off.
401
00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:06,368
[SIGHS]
402
00:22:07,619 --> 00:22:09,121
Hey. Ha-ha-ha.
403
00:22:09,329 --> 00:22:11,707
- Missed you, Dad.
- Missed you too.
404
00:22:14,126 --> 00:22:16,628
Was I not clear when I said
I needed a secure location?
405
00:22:16,795 --> 00:22:18,714
This place is totally secure.
406
00:22:18,922 --> 00:22:23,260
Although I don't know who she is. I'm
just being hilarious. That's our Britney.
407
00:22:23,427 --> 00:22:25,929
You want a cup of tea?
There's a kebab. Have anything.
408
00:22:26,096 --> 00:22:28,140
It's a kitchen, fully stocked.
409
00:22:28,432 --> 00:22:29,474
♪ Kyle's mom's a bitch
She's a big fat bitch ♪
410
00:22:29,641 --> 00:22:30,934
♪ She's the biggest bitch
In the whole wide world ♪
411
00:22:31,101 --> 00:22:32,436
♪ She's a stupid bitch
If there ever was a bitch ♪
412
00:22:32,602 --> 00:22:34,521
♪ She's a bitch
To all the boys and girls ♪♪
413
00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:36,690
Shut your fucking mouth, Cartman.
414
00:22:38,275 --> 00:22:41,778
And this is our new babby,
Django Unchained.
415
00:22:42,237 --> 00:22:43,238
SKELETOR:
Hey, Dad.
416
00:22:43,739 --> 00:22:46,408
SEBASTIAN: Who's that?
NOBBY: That's me oldest son, Skeletor.
417
00:22:46,575 --> 00:22:48,201
BOY: Hi.
NOBBY: Hey.
418
00:22:48,368 --> 00:22:50,996
SEBASTIAN: What's that, another son?
- Don't be daft.
419
00:22:51,163 --> 00:22:53,790
That's our grandson, Gangnam Style.
420
00:22:55,125 --> 00:22:56,168
H i.
421
00:22:56,334 --> 00:22:57,377
BOYS: Hi, Dad.
- Hey, Dad.
422
00:22:57,586 --> 00:22:59,296
NOBBY:
And this here is Luke.
423
00:22:59,504 --> 00:23:01,631
We call him that
because he's got leukemia.
424
00:23:02,132 --> 00:23:03,133
I'm so sorry.
425
00:23:04,176 --> 00:23:07,554
He doesn't really. We just shave his head
so we can claim the welfare.
426
00:23:07,721 --> 00:23:09,014
- What?
- You're looking at...
427
00:23:09,181 --> 00:23:10,849
a potential gold mine up there.
428
00:23:11,016 --> 00:23:13,769
This tragedy can turn
into 65 pound 40 a week.
429
00:23:13,935 --> 00:23:15,645
[DRAMATIC THEME MUSIC
PLAYING ON TV]
430
00:23:15,812 --> 00:23:18,940
All right, chemistry class is over.
431
00:23:19,566 --> 00:23:21,318
Time for biology.
432
00:23:21,610 --> 00:23:26,198
NARRATOR [ON TV]: At its maximum, the
mother's uterus expands to 25 cubic feet.
433
00:23:26,531 --> 00:23:27,991
- Who's this?
- Who's that?
434
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:30,035
- The other bald man. Who's this?
- Jason.
435
00:23:30,243 --> 00:23:31,495
- He's Jason.
- I'm Jason.
436
00:23:31,661 --> 00:23:32,781
I've got 11 kids, all right?
437
00:23:32,829 --> 00:23:34,623
- It's not easy to remember them all.
- Aah!
438
00:23:34,915 --> 00:23:37,626
His name is not Sebastian,
and that's all you need to know.
439
00:23:38,085 --> 00:23:41,171
What the fuck are you on about, Dad?
It's Uncle Coddy.
440
00:23:41,505 --> 00:23:44,633
- Give us a hug.
LUKE: I can't believe it's you.
441
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:47,040
TSUNAMI: Welcome back to Grimsby.
SKELETOR: Welcome back.
442
00:23:47,094 --> 00:23:49,596
They're your family.
Those are your nephews and nieces.
443
00:23:49,763 --> 00:23:51,223
How do they know who I am?
444
00:23:51,389 --> 00:23:53,975
I might've mentioned you
couple of times over the years.
445
00:23:54,142 --> 00:23:56,853
"Couple of times"?
I'll show him your wall, Dad.
446
00:23:57,062 --> 00:23:59,064
[♪♪♪]
447
00:24:00,065 --> 00:24:01,608
There's you as a kid.
448
00:24:12,661 --> 00:24:14,871
YOUNG NOBBY: Leg it!
- You little bastards.
449
00:24:15,038 --> 00:24:16,998
- Give me back me ball!
- Fuck off.
450
00:24:17,332 --> 00:24:19,376
Nobby. Pass us the ball.
451
00:24:19,584 --> 00:24:20,824
YOUNG NOBBY: Come on.
- Pass it.
452
00:24:20,919 --> 00:24:23,088
He's gonna score.
England's gonna win the final.
453
00:24:23,255 --> 00:24:24,256
Nobby, shoot!
454
00:24:25,507 --> 00:24:26,550
Ooh.
455
00:24:28,260 --> 00:24:29,886
Morning, officer.
456
00:24:30,387 --> 00:24:31,930
Nobby and Sebastian Butcher.
457
00:24:32,264 --> 00:24:35,475
We were trying to return
that beautiful ball to its rightful owner.
458
00:24:35,684 --> 00:24:37,519
It's not about the ball, lads.
459
00:24:38,145 --> 00:24:39,938
[THUNDER RUMBLING]
460
00:24:40,147 --> 00:24:42,107
[♪♪♪]
461
00:24:54,452 --> 00:24:57,455
Look, Seb.
That's the couple that's adopting us.
462
00:24:58,582 --> 00:25:00,208
They're from London.
463
00:25:01,751 --> 00:25:05,422
You're coming with me. Right, Nobby?
464
00:25:05,589 --> 00:25:08,008
Of course.
I'd never leave my little brother.
465
00:25:08,341 --> 00:25:10,135
[SNIFFLING]
466
00:25:10,510 --> 00:25:11,720
It's all right to be sad.
467
00:25:12,429 --> 00:25:16,183
But it's not all right to stand there
and whinge like a low mopey bastard.
468
00:25:16,349 --> 00:25:17,767
Who are we? Come on, say it.
469
00:25:18,226 --> 00:25:21,938
- We're Butcher Boys of Grimsby.
- I didn't hear you. Say it again.
470
00:25:22,105 --> 00:25:25,150
We're the fucking
Butcher Boys of Grimsby.
471
00:25:25,317 --> 00:25:26,735
They'll never split us up.
472
00:25:26,943 --> 00:25:28,987
BOTH:
Forever!
473
00:25:31,031 --> 00:25:34,367
Your uncle don't want to look at pictures
of me and him all day. Do you?
474
00:25:34,784 --> 00:25:36,369
- No.
- What?
475
00:25:36,536 --> 00:25:37,996
No.
476
00:25:39,289 --> 00:25:42,626
All right. Come on. Let's take a look
at me travel photos of London.
477
00:25:42,792 --> 00:25:46,713
Come on, everyone.
Come on, squeeze up, squeeze up.
478
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:49,591
This is the Norfolk Arms.
This is the Dog and Duck.
479
00:25:49,758 --> 00:25:51,218
This is the Three Crowns.
480
00:25:51,384 --> 00:25:54,471
- And this is Charing Cross police station.
- Fucking pigs.
481
00:25:54,679 --> 00:25:56,640
NOBBY:
This is me with some free booze.
482
00:25:56,806 --> 00:25:59,351
And this is me with me finger
up an African boy's ass.
483
00:25:59,559 --> 00:26:02,062
- Wait a minute. Go back. Let me see.
NOBBY: What?
484
00:26:04,439 --> 00:26:06,441
[♪♪♪]
485
00:26:07,484 --> 00:26:09,653
It's the assassin.
486
00:26:10,153 --> 00:26:12,948
Listen, London were fab.
But I missed you lot.
487
00:26:13,198 --> 00:26:15,909
- Aw! Missed you too.
- Missed you too, Dad.
488
00:26:17,410 --> 00:26:18,453
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
489
00:26:18,828 --> 00:26:20,538
Answer it.
490
00:26:21,039 --> 00:26:22,249
Yes, sir.
491
00:26:23,041 --> 00:26:25,627
- Hello?
SEBASTIAN: Ledford's watching you?
492
00:26:25,794 --> 00:26:27,921
- Say, "Hi, Daddy."
- Hi, Daddy.
493
00:26:28,129 --> 00:26:30,465
- Aw...
- Check your e-mail.
494
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:35,512
Find out who that is. You'll have to
access the global facial recognition grid.
495
00:26:35,679 --> 00:26:39,140
- And how am I going to do that?
- Figure it out.
496
00:26:39,891 --> 00:26:43,603
- Oh. Is that the love of me life, Dawny?
- H i.
497
00:26:43,979 --> 00:26:46,606
- Is that my darling Nobby?
- I'm back.
498
00:26:46,856 --> 00:26:49,526
- I missed you so much.
- Me too.
499
00:26:49,693 --> 00:26:52,654
- All right, kids. Out. Now.
- Out. Listen to your mum. Out quick.
500
00:26:52,821 --> 00:26:55,615
I've got something very important
I need to tell your dad.
501
00:26:55,824 --> 00:26:56,825
What is it?
502
00:26:57,367 --> 00:26:58,910
I lost me panties.
503
00:26:59,244 --> 00:27:04,249
- You sure your ass hasn't eaten them?
- No, you daft twat. I didn't put any on.
504
00:27:04,457 --> 00:27:06,167
[CHUCKLES]
505
00:27:06,334 --> 00:27:08,169
[GRUNTING]
506
00:27:08,545 --> 00:27:10,714
Oh, I'm getting stiffer
than a pedophile at Legoland.
507
00:27:12,048 --> 00:27:18,138
Oh, look. I'm exactly like
Sharon Stallone in Basic Instincts.
508
00:27:20,265 --> 00:27:21,558
[FARTS]
509
00:27:21,725 --> 00:27:24,477
- Don't worry. Didn't come out me bum.
- Oh.
510
00:27:24,686 --> 00:27:25,687
[FARTS]
511
00:27:25,854 --> 00:27:26,855
That one did.
512
00:27:27,564 --> 00:27:29,441
- No problem.
- Get over here.
513
00:27:29,607 --> 00:27:31,985
- I know you must be gagging for it.
- All right.
514
00:27:32,152 --> 00:27:33,320
Come here, Nobby.
515
00:27:33,528 --> 00:27:34,571
[BOTH MOANING]
516
00:27:34,738 --> 00:27:36,448
- Hey.
- What?
517
00:27:36,614 --> 00:27:38,825
I'm hungry for a Grimsby breakfast.
518
00:27:39,034 --> 00:27:41,953
- Well, the buffet's open.
- I'll need a table for one.
519
00:27:42,287 --> 00:27:43,663
It's all-you-can-eat.
520
00:27:43,830 --> 00:27:46,583
- See you in about 60 minutes.
- Get going.
521
00:27:46,791 --> 00:27:48,460
- Ahem. Nobby.
- Oh.
522
00:27:49,336 --> 00:27:53,631
That's, uh, me darts partner.
Um, Ben Kingsley.
523
00:27:55,175 --> 00:27:59,137
Nobby, what do you take me for?
I know who that is. That's your brother.
524
00:27:59,554 --> 00:28:01,431
Where the fuck you been
all these years?
525
00:28:01,639 --> 00:28:05,185
I've been busy. Congratulations,
by the way. When are you due?
526
00:28:05,393 --> 00:28:08,521
Oh, I'm not pregnant.
I'm just fucking fat.
527
00:28:09,147 --> 00:28:10,148
- Nobby.
NOBBY: What?
528
00:28:10,315 --> 00:28:12,275
It's imperative
no one know that I'm here.
529
00:28:12,442 --> 00:28:14,819
You need somewhere isolated
where no one's around?
530
00:28:15,028 --> 00:28:18,365
- Exactly.
- All right. I know just the place.
531
00:28:18,573 --> 00:28:22,410
It's just this way, past the train station.
532
00:28:26,706 --> 00:28:28,375
[TRAIN HORN BLARES]
533
00:28:29,209 --> 00:28:32,879
MAN [OVER PA]:
All aboard the 915, Grimsby to London.
534
00:28:33,088 --> 00:28:35,298
[♪♪♪]
535
00:28:37,884 --> 00:28:41,304
Do you think our new parents
will let us sleep in the same room?
536
00:28:41,471 --> 00:28:44,224
If we have bunk beds,
can I have the top?
537
00:28:44,432 --> 00:28:45,767
You can have the top, little man.
538
00:28:45,934 --> 00:28:47,394
[HICCUPS]
539
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:50,021
Go and have a pee now
before the other passengers do.
540
00:28:50,313 --> 00:28:51,356
Okay, bruv.
541
00:28:53,024 --> 00:28:55,527
- And Sebastian...
- What is it?
542
00:28:58,238 --> 00:28:59,864
Nothing.
543
00:29:03,785 --> 00:29:05,328
[HORN BLARING]
544
00:29:12,210 --> 00:29:13,837
Nobby?
545
00:29:17,298 --> 00:29:18,925
Nobby?
546
00:29:19,676 --> 00:29:21,594
Nobby? Nobby?
547
00:29:23,304 --> 00:29:24,722
[♪♪♪]
548
00:29:24,889 --> 00:29:28,643
Nobby? Nobby?
Have you seen me brother, Nobby?
549
00:29:29,769 --> 00:29:32,105
Nobby, where are you? Nobby.
550
00:29:33,064 --> 00:29:37,444
No! Nobby! Come back!
551
00:29:37,610 --> 00:29:40,155
Come back, Nobby!
552
00:29:41,489 --> 00:29:43,741
Sebbo. Come on.
553
00:29:45,743 --> 00:29:48,329
I know. It's great to be back, isn't it?
554
00:29:50,331 --> 00:29:52,625
Here we go. Just in here.
555
00:29:52,792 --> 00:29:57,297
- You sure this location is secure?
- Relax. Trust your brother.
556
00:29:59,966 --> 00:30:01,843
ALL:
Surprise!
557
00:30:03,178 --> 00:30:07,015
No, no! Seb!
Come on, no. No, they're our folk.
558
00:30:07,807 --> 00:30:10,768
- Welcome home.
- Nobody's supposed to know I'm here.
559
00:30:10,977 --> 00:30:12,312
No one does know you're here.
560
00:30:12,479 --> 00:30:14,606
- These people know I'm here.
- Do you?
561
00:30:14,814 --> 00:30:15,857
ALL:
No!
562
00:30:19,694 --> 00:30:21,112
We are here.
563
00:30:21,279 --> 00:30:22,614
LEDFORD [OVER EARBUD]:
Good work, Chilcott.
564
00:30:22,780 --> 00:30:26,117
- How did you find him?
- Let's just call it professional intuition.
565
00:30:26,326 --> 00:30:28,328
[PEOPLE CHATTERING
AND LAUGHING INSIDE]
566
00:30:30,622 --> 00:30:34,250
- What's that smell?
- That's me. Milky Pimms.
567
00:30:34,417 --> 00:30:36,211
- Oh.
- I work our docks.
568
00:30:36,377 --> 00:30:39,214
We transport cod all over the world.
569
00:30:39,380 --> 00:30:40,798
Fascinating.
570
00:30:42,967 --> 00:30:44,594
Can I help you?
571
00:30:44,761 --> 00:30:45,929
[♪♪♪]
572
00:30:46,513 --> 00:30:48,765
- Chilcott. Move.
- What is it?
573
00:30:51,059 --> 00:30:54,896
Oh, God, I'm cornered.
I should never have come here alone.
574
00:30:55,605 --> 00:30:57,899
You're never alone in Grimsby, bruv.
575
00:30:58,316 --> 00:31:00,109
Lads. Lads.
576
00:31:01,528 --> 00:31:02,946
See those blokes out there?
577
00:31:03,571 --> 00:31:05,823
Those are
Manchester United supporters.
578
00:31:06,157 --> 00:31:08,826
- How dare those twats show up here?
- You delay them...
579
00:31:09,035 --> 00:31:10,954
I promise I'll burn your school down.
580
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:12,247
BOY 1: No school!
BOY 2: Come on.
581
00:31:12,413 --> 00:31:13,873
BOY 3: Oi, lads.
BOY 1: Get the ball!
582
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:16,167
BOY 3: Let's go, lads.
MAN: They've got guns.
583
00:31:19,045 --> 00:31:21,047
[♪♪♪]
584
00:31:21,881 --> 00:31:24,509
Excuse me, sir.
I think you dropped something.
585
00:31:24,717 --> 00:31:25,927
Dropped what?
586
00:31:29,180 --> 00:31:32,392
- You're in Grimsby now, you git!
- You think I'll hesitate to kill you?
587
00:31:32,559 --> 00:31:35,144
- Little bastard.
- Now!
588
00:31:37,855 --> 00:31:39,065
[ALL YELLING]
589
00:31:40,733 --> 00:31:42,193
Sanjiv, now!
590
00:31:42,694 --> 00:31:44,654
[DOG WHINES THEN SNARLING]
591
00:31:47,115 --> 00:31:48,533
[♪♪♪]
592
00:31:49,492 --> 00:31:50,785
NOBBY:
Fish factory, this way.
593
00:31:51,661 --> 00:31:53,788
Come on, fish factory. Go there.
594
00:31:53,955 --> 00:31:55,832
Quick. In there. Let's go.
595
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:05,008
[YELLS]
596
00:32:11,848 --> 00:32:12,890
Seb.
597
00:32:13,308 --> 00:32:15,184
What have you done?
You've killed him.
598
00:32:15,393 --> 00:32:17,395
[GUNFIRE AND GLASS SHATTERING]
599
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:23,693
Nobby, what are you doing?
600
00:32:23,901 --> 00:32:26,154
NOBBY:
I'm showing some respect for the dead.
601
00:32:26,446 --> 00:32:28,072
There you go, mate.
602
00:32:29,907 --> 00:32:31,409
[ALL GROAN]
603
00:32:36,914 --> 00:32:37,999
- Nobby!
NOBBY: What?
604
00:32:38,166 --> 00:32:40,877
- Get over here.
- What is it?
605
00:32:41,085 --> 00:32:43,171
I need you to suck this wound
in my shoulder.
606
00:32:43,338 --> 00:32:46,132
No, no, no, I don't put my lips
on another man's shoulder.
607
00:32:46,299 --> 00:32:47,425
- That's very gay.
- Do it.
608
00:32:47,592 --> 00:32:50,762
People have been chucked out of Grimsby
for ordering vegetarian breakfast.
609
00:32:50,928 --> 00:32:54,015
That pellet held Lonomia
caterpillar toxin. I'll be dead...
610
00:32:54,182 --> 00:32:57,226
- in 90 seconds if you don't suck it out.
- Okay, okay.
611
00:32:58,561 --> 00:33:00,480
Suck hard.
612
00:33:01,064 --> 00:33:02,482
That's it.
613
00:33:02,857 --> 00:33:05,485
Don't swallow the poison,
and now spit it out.
614
00:33:06,402 --> 00:33:07,904
Well done.
615
00:33:08,071 --> 00:33:10,323
Praise the Lord.
I thought I'd lost you, brother.
616
00:33:10,490 --> 00:33:11,824
- I love you so much.
- Nobby.
617
00:33:11,991 --> 00:33:13,660
- What?
- I've been hit somewhere else.
618
00:33:14,327 --> 00:33:15,578
Where?
619
00:33:15,870 --> 00:33:17,872
[♪♪♪]
620
00:33:18,122 --> 00:33:22,335
I'm not falling for that one. No way.
No, you don't... What are you doing?
621
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:24,962
No, why are you taking those off?
622
00:33:25,171 --> 00:33:27,799
The toxin's coursing through
the left lobule of my teste.
623
00:33:27,965 --> 00:33:30,885
Up the spermatic plexus to my kidneys.
Suck it.
624
00:33:31,511 --> 00:33:32,512
Whoo...
625
00:33:32,679 --> 00:33:37,892
As Jesus said, "Thou shalt not suck off
your own fucking brother."
626
00:33:38,101 --> 00:33:41,688
- Do it, or I'll be dead in 60 seconds.
- I've been searching for you...
627
00:33:41,854 --> 00:33:45,900
for almost 30 year. I could've found you
in two minutes on Grindr.
628
00:33:46,109 --> 00:33:49,195
Choose. You can suck my scrotum
or you can let me die.
629
00:33:50,613 --> 00:33:53,991
Okay. What would you like
written on your gravestone?
630
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:55,660
Suck my balls!
631
00:33:55,868 --> 00:33:57,704
[♪♪♪]
632
00:33:57,870 --> 00:34:00,707
- I have less than 40 seconds.
- All right.
633
00:34:00,873 --> 00:34:02,917
This is for Dad.
634
00:34:03,751 --> 00:34:04,877
[GRUNTING]
635
00:34:05,044 --> 00:34:09,173
Suck it. Suck harder. Suck and spit.
636
00:34:09,340 --> 00:34:12,635
Suck and spit. Suck and spit.
637
00:34:13,886 --> 00:34:16,097
It's traveling too fast.
I need to be on top.
638
00:34:16,514 --> 00:34:17,765
Over here.
639
00:34:18,933 --> 00:34:22,145
What? No. I draw the line
at teabagging. Aah!
640
00:34:22,895 --> 00:34:25,565
Must shake this out.
641
00:34:25,773 --> 00:34:28,860
- Aah!
- It's not working.
642
00:34:31,612 --> 00:34:33,614
[♪♪♪]
643
00:34:36,284 --> 00:34:40,913
Coddy. Coddy, don't go. Coddy.
644
00:34:41,497 --> 00:34:43,791
I've lost you once.
645
00:34:44,041 --> 00:34:46,502
I refuse to lose you again.
646
00:34:46,711 --> 00:34:48,880
[♪♪♪]
647
00:34:51,466 --> 00:34:52,675
[GASPING]
648
00:34:57,430 --> 00:35:01,726
- Unh! That's it.
- We did it.
649
00:35:01,934 --> 00:35:03,853
- You did it.
- We did...
650
00:35:04,020 --> 00:35:06,272
You just came on me face.
651
00:35:06,481 --> 00:35:09,525
It was a trickle of pre-ejaculate
at most. Grow up.
652
00:35:09,734 --> 00:35:10,902
[SOBS]
653
00:35:12,445 --> 00:35:13,738
[TYPING ON KEYBOARD]
654
00:35:22,163 --> 00:35:25,083
RHONDA [ON TV]: I envision a day
when people won't have to live like this.
655
00:35:25,249 --> 00:35:29,796
A day when poverty will be eradicated.
And I know it's possible.
656
00:35:30,004 --> 00:35:31,881
MAN:
Sir, we've got something.
657
00:35:32,089 --> 00:35:34,634
SEBASTIAN:
Suck harder. Suck and spit.
658
00:35:34,842 --> 00:35:36,928
So, what's this
new intelligence, Marber?
659
00:35:37,136 --> 00:35:39,806
MARBER: We've identified the partner,
sir. He's Graves' brother.
660
00:35:39,972 --> 00:35:42,767
- Brother?
- Kyle Alan Butcher a.k.a. Nobby Butcher.
661
00:35:43,142 --> 00:35:47,063
- A Maelstrom sleeper, no doubt.
- Just some working-class scum, sir.
662
00:35:47,271 --> 00:35:49,857
- Find them and kill them.
- Yes, sir.
663
00:35:50,066 --> 00:35:51,567
[♪♪♪]
664
00:35:51,776 --> 00:35:53,778
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
665
00:35:54,237 --> 00:35:57,031
JODIE: I found the assassin.
He's Pavel Lukashenko.
666
00:35:57,198 --> 00:35:59,450
- He's on his way to South Africa.
- Good.
667
00:35:59,659 --> 00:36:03,621
- Yeah. And they know about your brother.
- No problem. I'm about to ditch him.
668
00:36:03,955 --> 00:36:04,956
Listen.
669
00:36:05,456 --> 00:36:08,251
They'll kill him and his family too
if they catch him.
670
00:36:08,459 --> 00:36:11,170
Do you really want
your brother to die?
671
00:36:12,046 --> 00:36:15,007
[♪♪♪]
672
00:36:23,683 --> 00:36:25,101
[SOFTLY]
Forget it.
673
00:36:25,268 --> 00:36:28,312
Look, I need to talk to your friend. Uh...
674
00:36:28,479 --> 00:36:31,816
What was it? Milky?
The fish travel agent?
675
00:36:32,775 --> 00:36:36,362
[IN NORMAL VOICE] What, so you can
gob-rape him too? You monster.
676
00:36:36,779 --> 00:36:38,447
No.
677
00:36:38,614 --> 00:36:39,907
We're going to South Africa.
678
00:36:42,743 --> 00:36:43,995
Really?
679
00:36:44,161 --> 00:36:46,497
I'm going on holiday
with me babby brother.
680
00:36:46,706 --> 00:36:48,583
[♪♪♪]
681
00:37:07,852 --> 00:37:09,687
[CROWD CHEERING
AND CHATTERING]
682
00:37:16,777 --> 00:37:19,989
ANNOUNCER: It's a semifinal
that has become gripped by tension.
683
00:37:20,156 --> 00:37:23,576
And England to have the ball.
Time for one last attack, baby.
684
00:37:23,743 --> 00:37:26,370
- Come on, Sterling.
- The ball's broken for Sterling here.
685
00:37:26,537 --> 00:37:28,539
- Get in there.
- Raheem Sterling's through.
686
00:37:28,706 --> 00:37:30,541
And Raheem Sterling
scores for England!
687
00:37:30,708 --> 00:37:34,128
That surely puts England
into the final in Chile.
688
00:37:34,295 --> 00:37:35,630
STADIUM CROWD:
Here we go!
689
00:37:35,838 --> 00:37:39,175
We spit on your face!
Here we go! Here we go!
690
00:37:39,592 --> 00:37:42,720
Nobby. They're beating up Zeke Stanton.
691
00:37:42,887 --> 00:37:44,221
Nazi bastard!
692
00:37:44,430 --> 00:37:46,390
BOTH:
Pitch invasion!
693
00:37:46,766 --> 00:37:48,809
YOUNG SEBASTIAN: Nazi scum!
YOUNG NOBBY: Let's get them!
694
00:37:48,976 --> 00:37:50,770
- Come on.
YOUNG SEBASTIAN: Yeah!
695
00:37:50,978 --> 00:37:52,897
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
696
00:37:53,105 --> 00:37:55,191
[♪♪♪]
697
00:38:03,574 --> 00:38:05,368
[YELLS]
698
00:38:06,285 --> 00:38:07,662
[BOTH YELL]
699
00:38:08,204 --> 00:38:12,458
ANNOUNCER: That's it.
England are going to the final in Chile.
700
00:38:12,667 --> 00:38:14,293
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
701
00:38:16,545 --> 00:38:18,255
- Jodie.
- Hi, Daddy.
702
00:38:18,506 --> 00:38:20,341
No, no, stop doing that now.
It's weird.
703
00:38:20,549 --> 00:38:22,301
I've discovered where Lukashenko is.
704
00:38:23,010 --> 00:38:26,889
I tracked him to the
Tshukaru Bush Lodge in Kruger Park.
705
00:38:27,223 --> 00:38:29,892
He's meeting up with
a biochemist called Joris Smit.
706
00:38:31,060 --> 00:38:34,021
Maelstrom are clearly
buying something from him.
707
00:38:34,647 --> 00:38:37,566
He's currently in a hotel room
with Lina Smit, his wife...
708
00:38:37,733 --> 00:38:39,276
famed for her promiscuity.
709
00:38:39,443 --> 00:38:42,238
You need to find out from her.
You may need to seduce her.
710
00:38:42,405 --> 00:38:44,323
As you know,
I'll do anything for England.
711
00:38:44,490 --> 00:38:48,577
- Book me a room at the lodge.
- I have done. Your alias is Mr. Shelton.
712
00:38:49,036 --> 00:38:50,287
- Hey, English.
- What?
713
00:38:50,454 --> 00:38:55,418
I have something for you to celebrate:
the best heroin in Africa. Enjoy.
714
00:38:55,835 --> 00:38:58,713
I'm embarrassed to say
I've never actually tried any before.
715
00:38:58,879 --> 00:39:01,257
- You'll like it.
- Listen, I'd love to stay in touch.
716
00:39:01,424 --> 00:39:03,259
- Uh, are you on e-mail or...?
- Linkedln.
717
00:39:03,467 --> 00:39:07,138
- Oh.
- It is TabansiNyaguraHeroinDealer15.
718
00:39:07,304 --> 00:39:08,305
[NOBBY SPEAKS IN ZULU]
719
00:39:08,472 --> 00:39:11,058
TABANSI: Yes.
- Who's that you were talking to?
720
00:39:11,892 --> 00:39:15,396
That is me new mate, Tabansi.
He flies to and from South America...
721
00:39:15,604 --> 00:39:17,982
with drugs rammed up his bottom.
722
00:39:18,399 --> 00:39:21,027
It's either that or a life of crime.
723
00:39:21,235 --> 00:39:22,611
[ROOSTER CROWS]
724
00:39:22,778 --> 00:39:24,071
SEBASTIAN:
Nobby.
725
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:27,533
- I'll be gone for a couple of hours.
- Why? What are you up to?
726
00:39:27,700 --> 00:39:30,494
I'm meeting someone to find out
why Lukashenko came here.
727
00:39:31,620 --> 00:39:33,706
You stay here, understood?
728
00:39:35,374 --> 00:39:37,376
[GRUNTING]
729
00:39:43,716 --> 00:39:45,468
Oh, no.
730
00:39:47,845 --> 00:39:50,264
I think I might've
mixed up our needles.
731
00:39:50,598 --> 00:39:52,725
Oh, my God.
732
00:39:52,933 --> 00:39:55,853
You can't do a secret mission
on heroin.
733
00:39:56,228 --> 00:39:57,521
Not to worry, all right?
734
00:39:57,897 --> 00:39:59,982
Just leave the spying to your brother.
735
00:40:01,776 --> 00:40:03,778
[♪♪♪]
736
00:40:06,155 --> 00:40:07,323
[GRUNTING]
737
00:40:07,990 --> 00:40:09,992
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
738
00:40:11,786 --> 00:40:12,787
Sebastian?
739
00:40:12,953 --> 00:40:16,040
No, he's currently on couch,
smacked off his tits.
740
00:40:16,582 --> 00:40:19,126
- Who is this?
- I'm his brother, Nobby.
741
00:40:19,335 --> 00:40:20,836
Can I help?
742
00:40:21,921 --> 00:40:23,839
Nobby, I need you to listen to me.
743
00:40:24,090 --> 00:40:25,925
You are going to have
to take his place.
744
00:40:26,133 --> 00:40:29,887
You need to head to Maitland Station.
There you'll meet a driver...
745
00:40:30,054 --> 00:40:31,430
from Tshukaru Bush Lodge.
746
00:40:31,597 --> 00:40:36,477
When you meet him, your alias
is Mr. Shelton. Did you get that?
747
00:40:36,894 --> 00:40:38,979
I'll send the information to your lens.
748
00:40:39,188 --> 00:40:40,898
[♪♪♪]
749
00:40:41,065 --> 00:40:42,358
[CLICKING]
750
00:40:48,572 --> 00:40:52,868
♪ Is it my imagination ♪
751
00:40:53,035 --> 00:40:54,745
♪ Or have I finally found ♪
752
00:40:54,912 --> 00:40:55,955
[ALL CHEERING]
753
00:40:56,122 --> 00:40:59,208
♪ Something worth living for? ♪
754
00:41:02,670 --> 00:41:06,507
♪ You could wait for a lifetime ♪
755
00:41:06,882 --> 00:41:10,386
♪ To spend your days in the sunshine ♪
756
00:41:10,553 --> 00:41:11,554
[BRAYING]
757
00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:13,973
♪ You might as well do the white line ♪
758
00:41:14,140 --> 00:41:17,143
♪ 'Cause when it comes on top ♪
759
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:18,561
[CLUCKING]
760
00:41:18,727 --> 00:41:21,272
♪ You gotta make it happen ♪
761
00:41:21,438 --> 00:41:25,442
♪ You gotta make it happen ♪♪
762
00:41:25,609 --> 00:41:26,777
[BEEPS]
763
00:41:27,403 --> 00:41:30,239
Oh, no. Open the door!
Open the door!
764
00:41:32,199 --> 00:41:33,200
[ROARS]
765
00:41:43,043 --> 00:41:46,589
Okay, you need to head inside,
find Lina Smit and seduce her.
766
00:41:46,797 --> 00:41:49,675
- What, and cheat on Dawny? Never.
- You need to seduce her...
767
00:41:49,842 --> 00:41:52,845
in order to find out what Lukashenko
bought from her husband.
768
00:41:53,012 --> 00:41:54,430
Okay.
769
00:41:58,434 --> 00:42:00,644
Can you see Lina Smit?
770
00:42:01,145 --> 00:42:02,855
She's easy to spot.
771
00:42:03,022 --> 00:42:06,650
She's wearing a green dress,
and she's absolutely gorgeous.
772
00:42:07,526 --> 00:42:09,528
[♪♪♪]
773
00:42:13,032 --> 00:42:14,909
Oh, no.
774
00:42:15,075 --> 00:42:16,368
She is gorgeous.
775
00:42:16,535 --> 00:42:19,413
- Got her?
- Bingo.
776
00:42:26,837 --> 00:42:31,050
I've got to go.
Remember, act sophisticated.
777
00:42:32,009 --> 00:42:34,762
NOBBY [IMITATING SEAN CONNERY]:
Hello, pussycat.
778
00:42:35,179 --> 00:42:36,388
The name is...
779
00:42:37,014 --> 00:42:39,975
Shelton. M.R. Shelton.
780
00:42:40,643 --> 00:42:42,102
I've been looking for you.
781
00:42:42,811 --> 00:42:43,938
You want room clean?
782
00:42:44,438 --> 00:42:46,065
Room clean?
783
00:42:46,232 --> 00:42:48,901
Yeah. Yes. "Room clean."
784
00:42:49,068 --> 00:42:50,903
From top to bottom.
785
00:42:51,528 --> 00:42:52,780
I'm in 23.
786
00:42:52,988 --> 00:42:55,866
But together, we could make it 69.
787
00:42:56,033 --> 00:42:57,701
Okay. I come soon.
788
00:42:59,745 --> 00:43:01,413
[♪♪♪]
789
00:43:11,090 --> 00:43:13,133
[TOILET WATER GURGLING]
790
00:43:14,301 --> 00:43:15,886
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Come on.
791
00:43:16,053 --> 00:43:17,137
[GRUNTS]
792
00:43:17,346 --> 00:43:19,181
[RINGS]
793
00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:20,641
Good afternoon.
794
00:43:20,808 --> 00:43:22,688
[IMITATING CONNERY]
Hello. There's an emergency.
795
00:43:22,851 --> 00:43:24,895
- It's a code brown.
- A code brown, sir?
796
00:43:25,062 --> 00:43:27,273
I've blocked the toiletry.
797
00:43:27,439 --> 00:43:29,942
Could you send somebody up
as soon as you can, please?
798
00:43:30,150 --> 00:43:31,485
Okay, Mr. Shelton.
799
00:43:31,652 --> 00:43:33,153
I will send you assistance.
800
00:43:33,529 --> 00:43:35,239
Sebastian Graves is here.
801
00:43:35,406 --> 00:43:37,908
JORIS:
Go to his room and seduce him.
802
00:43:38,075 --> 00:43:39,159
I'll be there soon.
803
00:43:39,326 --> 00:43:40,327
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
804
00:43:40,494 --> 00:43:42,705
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Oh, good. Maintenance is here.
805
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:46,375
Mr. Shelton.
806
00:43:46,583 --> 00:43:49,878
That is really fast service.
I only just called down.
807
00:43:50,504 --> 00:43:52,589
Thank you for coming so quickly.
808
00:43:52,798 --> 00:43:55,217
I hope I can reciprocate.
809
00:43:56,552 --> 00:43:57,928
Yeah.
810
00:43:58,095 --> 00:43:59,471
Anyway, follow me.
811
00:43:59,972 --> 00:44:03,642
Uh, ahem. Come on.
In here. Let's do this.
812
00:44:04,601 --> 00:44:06,729
Not your usual place to do it.
813
00:44:06,937 --> 00:44:09,356
What? Why? Uh...
814
00:44:09,815 --> 00:44:12,568
- Where did you expect me to do it?
- In the bed.
815
00:44:12,776 --> 00:44:14,695
In the... In the bed? I'm not an animal.
816
00:44:14,862 --> 00:44:17,531
I haven't done one in a bed
for over five weeks.
817
00:44:17,740 --> 00:44:19,992
Let's be quick with this.
Shall I show it to you?
818
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:25,039
How do I know that when I see it,
I won't fall madly in love with you?
819
00:44:26,206 --> 00:44:28,834
There's really
not much danger of that. Um...
820
00:44:31,003 --> 00:44:32,046
It's enormous.
821
00:44:33,130 --> 00:44:34,131
All the better.
822
00:44:35,382 --> 00:44:36,884
How hard is it?
823
00:44:37,801 --> 00:44:41,221
Well, okay. Let me try and remember.
Um...
824
00:44:41,638 --> 00:44:43,724
I mean, the top of it is,
you know, very hard.
825
00:44:43,891 --> 00:44:46,018
- Actually, painfully so.
- Mm-hm. Mm.
826
00:44:46,226 --> 00:44:48,687
Then kind of medium soft.
827
00:44:48,896 --> 00:44:51,357
And at the base of it...
828
00:44:51,523 --> 00:44:52,566
really hard again.
829
00:44:53,233 --> 00:44:55,778
Now, should I tell you
what I'm gonna do with it?
830
00:44:55,944 --> 00:44:59,198
- No.
- I'm gonna take it in my hand.
831
00:44:59,406 --> 00:45:01,116
- All of it.
- Right.
832
00:45:01,283 --> 00:45:02,868
- That's very unusual.
- Yeah.
833
00:45:03,035 --> 00:45:05,162
- Right.
- And then I'm gonna kiss it.
834
00:45:05,371 --> 00:45:07,081
Gonna kiss it?
835
00:45:07,498 --> 00:45:10,834
And I'm gonna put all of it in my mouth.
836
00:45:14,046 --> 00:45:16,715
This is worse than
2 Girls and 1 Cup.
837
00:45:17,633 --> 00:45:20,302
I bet it tastes like strawberries.
838
00:45:20,511 --> 00:45:24,056
And I bet you that it tastes of kebab
with extra curry sauce.
839
00:45:26,016 --> 00:45:29,478
Listen.
You're a total fucking weirdo, right?
840
00:45:29,853 --> 00:45:31,438
- Just stay in here...
- Mm-hm.
841
00:45:31,647 --> 00:45:33,065
and do not come out.
842
00:45:33,273 --> 00:45:34,316
Okay.
843
00:45:34,525 --> 00:45:36,527
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
844
00:45:37,152 --> 00:45:39,154
[♪♪♪]
845
00:45:41,740 --> 00:45:45,369
[IMITATING CONNERY]
So we meet again.
846
00:45:45,536 --> 00:45:46,829
Please, come in.
847
00:45:48,163 --> 00:45:49,790
Okay.
848
00:45:54,044 --> 00:45:56,755
What are you doing?
Let someone else do that.
849
00:45:58,382 --> 00:45:59,383
[CLATTERING]
850
00:45:59,550 --> 00:46:02,302
Please excuse me for one moment.
851
00:46:05,597 --> 00:46:06,890
[WHISPERING]
What the hell are you doing?
852
00:46:07,099 --> 00:46:08,392
I'm getting myself ready.
853
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:12,980
Shh. Listen, I get it. You don't wanna get
any brown shrapnel on your clothes.
854
00:46:13,564 --> 00:46:15,607
Brown... Brown shrapnel?
855
00:46:16,316 --> 00:46:17,484
This.
856
00:46:19,403 --> 00:46:22,281
You see? Hard, soft, hard.
857
00:46:24,116 --> 00:46:25,636
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
May the best man win.
858
00:46:27,953 --> 00:46:30,372
BANU: I go in there now.
NOBBY [IMITATING CONNERY]: No, no.
859
00:46:30,581 --> 00:46:32,207
Let's get acquainted.
860
00:46:32,374 --> 00:46:34,376
[♪♪♪]
861
00:46:35,752 --> 00:46:38,130
Has anyone ever told you...
862
00:46:38,297 --> 00:46:41,341
that you're a very beautiful woman?
863
00:46:43,260 --> 00:46:48,015
You are the most beautiful thing
to ever walk the Lord's green earth.
864
00:46:48,223 --> 00:46:49,349
[BEEPING]
865
00:46:51,143 --> 00:46:53,562
We're getting signal
from Graves' lens, sir.
866
00:46:53,729 --> 00:46:54,855
Put it up.
867
00:46:55,355 --> 00:46:58,233
So, what are we looking at?
868
00:46:59,526 --> 00:47:01,361
[♪♪♪]
869
00:47:01,528 --> 00:47:03,530
Good God, Graves.
870
00:47:05,908 --> 00:47:07,075
[BANU SQUEALS]
871
00:47:07,242 --> 00:47:09,828
Why did Lukashenko
meet your husband?
872
00:47:11,038 --> 00:47:13,457
Can you zoom in on that stationery?
873
00:47:15,959 --> 00:47:18,045
Send the coordinates to Chilcott.
874
00:47:21,089 --> 00:47:23,759
You'd rather make love to a maid
than me?
875
00:47:23,926 --> 00:47:25,302
NOBBY [IN NORMAL VOICE]:
Maid?
876
00:47:25,469 --> 00:47:26,845
[♪♪♪]
877
00:47:27,012 --> 00:47:28,764
Banu, out!
878
00:47:28,972 --> 00:47:31,183
- Sorry, Mrs. Smit.
- Mrs. Smit?
879
00:47:32,518 --> 00:47:33,602
Get out, Banu.
880
00:47:33,769 --> 00:47:35,479
I'm so sorry. Sorry.
881
00:47:35,687 --> 00:47:36,688
[DOOR CLOSES]
882
00:47:36,855 --> 00:47:43,111
Now, let me show you
how wild this animal can be.
883
00:47:44,321 --> 00:47:46,156
[♪♪♪]
884
00:47:46,615 --> 00:47:51,203
Did you really think I'd let you sleep
with my wife, Mr. Graves?
885
00:47:51,411 --> 00:47:55,165
No. But then again, I never thought
that she'd chop up me poo with a hanger.
886
00:47:58,210 --> 00:48:01,004
Goodbye, Sebastian Graves.
887
00:48:02,130 --> 00:48:03,840
SEBASTIAN:
That's not Sebastian Graves.
888
00:48:09,429 --> 00:48:10,973
- You okay?
NOBBY: Yeah.
889
00:48:11,181 --> 00:48:12,266
How was the heroin?
890
00:48:13,350 --> 00:48:14,518
Better than expected.
891
00:48:16,270 --> 00:48:18,105
Why did Lukashenko
meet your husband?
892
00:48:18,272 --> 00:48:20,482
- What are Maelstrom planning?
- I don't know.
893
00:48:21,233 --> 00:48:22,484
Seb, don't.
894
00:48:23,402 --> 00:48:26,363
Listen. Don't take it personal, love.
He kills everyone.
895
00:48:26,572 --> 00:48:28,365
It's because he used to wet the bed.
896
00:48:29,408 --> 00:48:31,743
- It's important she knows.
- It's not important.
897
00:48:31,952 --> 00:48:34,246
Was important to the boy
on the bunk under you...
898
00:48:34,413 --> 00:48:37,541
- who used to get dripped on at night.
- Get on with it.
899
00:48:37,958 --> 00:48:40,586
Just tell us what you know,
and he'll let you live.
900
00:48:41,128 --> 00:48:42,588
Come on.
901
00:48:43,297 --> 00:48:45,549
Lukashenko bought some kind of virus.
902
00:48:46,133 --> 00:48:47,426
When is he gonna use it?
903
00:48:48,510 --> 00:48:49,511
Tomorrow.
904
00:48:49,720 --> 00:48:51,680
Where are they gonna
release the virus?
905
00:48:57,811 --> 00:48:58,812
They'll release it...
906
00:48:58,979 --> 00:49:00,105
[GUNFIRE]
907
00:49:00,272 --> 00:49:01,898
SEBASTIAN:
Get down.
908
00:49:04,443 --> 00:49:05,652
Stay down.
909
00:49:08,363 --> 00:49:09,740
[POWERING UP]
910
00:49:10,157 --> 00:49:12,492
It's Chilcott. Move!
911
00:49:15,662 --> 00:49:16,872
Come on!
912
00:49:31,303 --> 00:49:32,638
Come on. Run.
913
00:49:37,809 --> 00:49:39,811
[♪♪♪]
914
00:49:47,152 --> 00:49:49,780
- There's nowhere to hide.
- I got an idea.
915
00:49:49,946 --> 00:49:53,283
Great. Because your ideas have
netted nothing but gold up to this point.
916
00:49:53,492 --> 00:49:56,536
You're gonna follow me and do exactly
what your big brother says.
917
00:49:56,745 --> 00:49:58,163
- Hurry!
- Come on.
918
00:50:09,341 --> 00:50:10,926
Where did they go?
919
00:50:11,176 --> 00:50:13,387
- They were just here.
- Spread out.
920
00:50:13,595 --> 00:50:15,305
Find them.
921
00:50:17,766 --> 00:50:21,186
- Unh!
- Oh, God, this is disgusting.
922
00:50:24,398 --> 00:50:25,399
[♪♪♪]
923
00:50:37,703 --> 00:50:39,121
MAN:
Sir, take a look at this!
924
00:50:42,249 --> 00:50:45,127
SEBASTIAN: Check if they've gone.
NOBBY: I'm trying to. Unh!
925
00:50:48,255 --> 00:50:49,335
SEBASTIAN:
What can you see?
926
00:50:49,506 --> 00:50:51,842
- They've gone?
- The coast is clear.
927
00:50:52,050 --> 00:50:53,719
Good. Let's get out of here.
928
00:50:53,927 --> 00:50:55,887
[♪♪♪]
929
00:50:56,096 --> 00:50:57,514
Oh, no.
930
00:50:59,850 --> 00:51:00,851
Oh, fuck me.
931
00:51:01,059 --> 00:51:02,227
Brace yourself, Seb.
932
00:51:03,770 --> 00:51:06,273
- God.
- Get off of him.
933
00:51:06,648 --> 00:51:08,692
SEBASTIAN: Get it off me.
NOBBY: Aah.
934
00:51:09,651 --> 00:51:11,695
The male can fuck
for up to three hours.
935
00:51:11,903 --> 00:51:13,488
We have to make it come.
936
00:51:13,697 --> 00:51:15,157
I saw it on the BBC.
937
00:51:15,365 --> 00:51:18,368
You work the shaft,
and I'll cradle the balls.
938
00:51:18,535 --> 00:51:20,162
It's gonna break my neck.
939
00:51:22,831 --> 00:51:24,249
I got them.
940
00:51:24,750 --> 00:51:26,334
Come on, Sebbo. You can do it.
941
00:51:26,543 --> 00:51:28,170
I'm doing it, I'm doing it.
942
00:51:28,754 --> 00:51:32,007
- Put your tongue in the peehole.
- Don't be stupid.
943
00:51:32,215 --> 00:51:35,343
I think we're in business.
I think we're in business.
944
00:51:36,970 --> 00:51:39,306
Come on. Come on.
945
00:51:42,309 --> 00:51:43,518
[ROARS]
946
00:51:43,727 --> 00:51:46,855
Oh, God. That is revolting!
947
00:51:48,064 --> 00:51:50,400
Hakuna matata.
948
00:51:50,567 --> 00:51:51,818
Well done.
949
00:51:53,737 --> 00:51:55,030
I think I'm gonna be sick.
950
00:51:55,238 --> 00:51:58,158
It's a trickle of pre-ejaculate at most.
Grow up.
951
00:51:58,366 --> 00:51:59,868
See if the coast is clear.
952
00:52:01,369 --> 00:52:02,370
[ELEPHANT TRUMPETS]
953
00:52:02,537 --> 00:52:04,206
- Oh, no.
- What? What is it?
954
00:52:04,414 --> 00:52:06,291
It's an elephant bukkake party.
955
00:52:07,584 --> 00:52:09,586
- Get it out.
- It's breaking me asshole.
956
00:52:10,796 --> 00:52:12,422
Not much longer now.
957
00:52:12,964 --> 00:52:15,967
- Brace yourself!
- No. Aah!
958
00:52:16,176 --> 00:52:19,471
[ROARING AND TRUMPETING]
959
00:52:22,891 --> 00:52:24,601
SEBASTIAN:
All right.
960
00:52:29,397 --> 00:52:31,066
Are you okay?
961
00:52:34,861 --> 00:52:37,030
No, I'm not okay.
962
00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:41,368
- I just did an entirely white poo.
- You need to get cleaned up. Get in.
963
00:52:43,328 --> 00:52:46,414
- Is me ass okay?
- Huh?
964
00:52:47,457 --> 00:52:49,501
Yeah, it's good. It's really good.
965
00:52:52,045 --> 00:52:53,255
[GRUNTS]
966
00:52:54,881 --> 00:52:56,967
Are those your bollocks? Heh.
967
00:52:57,133 --> 00:53:00,470
Someone's given you a hickey
on your right nut. Ha-ha-ha.
968
00:53:00,679 --> 00:53:01,680
That was you.
969
00:53:03,431 --> 00:53:04,766
Oh.
970
00:53:04,975 --> 00:53:06,142
[CELL PHONE CHIMES]
971
00:53:06,393 --> 00:53:07,435
It's Jodie.
972
00:53:09,062 --> 00:53:12,023
- She could be your missus.
- I could never be with one woman.
973
00:53:12,232 --> 00:53:14,734
Well, you're missing out
on the greatest gift in life:
974
00:53:14,901 --> 00:53:16,152
Family.
975
00:53:16,903 --> 00:53:19,781
The only gift I ever got
from my family was betrayal.
976
00:53:21,867 --> 00:53:23,159
Why did you do it?
977
00:53:24,244 --> 00:53:26,079
- It doesn't matter.
- It doesn't matter?
978
00:53:26,246 --> 00:53:30,375
You abandoned me when I was 6.
Now, why?
979
00:53:30,584 --> 00:53:32,586
[♪♪♪]
980
00:53:38,675 --> 00:53:40,677
MR. GRAVES:
We have made our decision.
981
00:53:40,844 --> 00:53:43,972
We've decided we can take
one of the brothers, Mr. Lowsley.
982
00:53:44,180 --> 00:53:48,351
But Mr. and Mrs. Graves,
these boys are inseparable.
983
00:53:48,518 --> 00:53:51,855
It would break their hearts,
and affect them both very badly.
984
00:53:52,063 --> 00:53:53,857
This is the decision we have come to.
985
00:53:54,065 --> 00:53:57,569
MR. LOWSLEY: But that would leave one
brother in the foster system in Grimsby.
986
00:53:57,777 --> 00:53:59,195
It's no place for a boy.
987
00:53:59,738 --> 00:54:01,489
He'll have no future here.
988
00:54:10,624 --> 00:54:12,375
CONDUCTOR:
All aboard!
989
00:54:14,669 --> 00:54:16,588
YOUNG SEBASTIAN:
Nobby!
990
00:54:16,796 --> 00:54:18,715
Have you seen me brother Nobby?
991
00:54:19,215 --> 00:54:20,634
Nobby!
992
00:54:21,384 --> 00:54:23,970
No! Nobby!
993
00:54:24,137 --> 00:54:27,474
- Come back, Nobby!
- [VOICE BREAKING] No.
994
00:54:29,601 --> 00:54:31,686
Oh, my God.
995
00:54:32,312 --> 00:54:34,940
- So I could have had your life?
- That's right.
996
00:54:35,941 --> 00:54:37,776
And you could have had mine.
997
00:54:39,235 --> 00:54:40,487
Nobby.
998
00:54:40,987 --> 00:54:42,781
[SEBASTIAN SIGHS]
999
00:54:42,948 --> 00:54:44,157
I...
1000
00:54:47,911 --> 00:54:50,205
I am so sorry.
1001
00:54:50,372 --> 00:54:51,498
Wait.
1002
00:54:51,915 --> 00:54:55,377
I think our penises just fist-bumped.
1003
00:54:55,585 --> 00:54:57,128
Disengage.
1004
00:54:57,963 --> 00:54:59,464
- You need to focus, right?
- Yeah.
1005
00:54:59,631 --> 00:55:02,968
You need to find out where Maelstrom
are planning to blow up tomorrow.
1006
00:55:03,134 --> 00:55:06,054
And I need to find a pub
to watch the final in.
1007
00:55:06,805 --> 00:55:09,432
[♪♪♪]
1008
00:55:09,641 --> 00:55:12,727
- Hold on. That's it.
- They're gonna blow up the sun.
1009
00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:16,064
No, they're planning to bomb
the final in Chile.
1010
00:55:16,272 --> 00:55:18,316
- What?
- How are we supposed to get halfway...
1011
00:55:18,483 --> 00:55:21,861
around the world in 12 hours
with the global intelligence community...
1012
00:55:22,028 --> 00:55:24,656
trying to kill me? We'll never make it.
1013
00:55:24,864 --> 00:55:26,950
I searched for you for 28 years.
1014
00:55:27,117 --> 00:55:30,537
I do not believe in never.
1015
00:55:30,745 --> 00:55:32,747
[♪♪♪]
1016
00:55:37,585 --> 00:55:39,587
That's the beauty of Linkedln.
1017
00:55:41,172 --> 00:55:42,257
Hey, Nobb-Man.
1018
00:55:42,424 --> 00:55:45,260
How's your brother going to blend in
with football hooligans?
1019
00:55:45,468 --> 00:55:47,387
Looking like the guy
from Despicable Me?
1020
00:55:47,595 --> 00:55:49,347
[NOBBY & TABANSI LAUGHING]
1021
00:55:54,769 --> 00:55:55,770
[WHISTLE BLOWING]
1022
00:55:56,521 --> 00:55:58,106
CROWD:
England!
1023
00:55:59,482 --> 00:56:00,483
England!
1024
00:56:00,692 --> 00:56:03,862
MAN 1: English and German fans
have been arriving here in Santiago...
1025
00:56:04,029 --> 00:56:07,073
- throughout the last few days.
MAN 2: Looks like the perfect place...
1026
00:56:07,240 --> 00:56:11,745
to watch your national team play for
what is the greatest prize in football.
1027
00:56:11,911 --> 00:56:15,457
- This is a truly international occasion.
MAN 1: We've seen Donald Trump.
1028
00:56:15,665 --> 00:56:19,627
Star of stage and screen,
Daniel Radcliffe is here.
1029
00:56:19,836 --> 00:56:22,172
Middle East peace symbol
Schlomo Khalidi...
1030
00:56:22,338 --> 00:56:25,091
looking much better, is here too.
1031
00:56:25,300 --> 00:56:26,760
So much color and noise.
1032
00:56:26,926 --> 00:56:29,637
And there will be plenty of both
at the end of the match...
1033
00:56:29,804 --> 00:56:32,974
because the final whistle will trigger
what we are told will be...
1034
00:56:33,141 --> 00:56:37,937
the biggest firework display
ever seen at a sporting event.
1035
00:56:38,146 --> 00:56:39,564
When we was kids...
1036
00:56:39,731 --> 00:56:43,735
did you ever think that we'd end up
going to the final together?
1037
00:56:43,943 --> 00:56:45,320
Yes, I did, brother.
1038
00:56:47,614 --> 00:56:49,324
MILKY:
Nobby!
1039
00:56:49,908 --> 00:56:51,284
[ALL CHEERING]
1040
00:56:53,244 --> 00:56:55,497
- No.
- Surprise!
1041
00:56:58,208 --> 00:56:59,667
I missed you so much.
1042
00:56:59,876 --> 00:57:02,587
Hey. Our favorite spy!
1043
00:57:02,754 --> 00:57:04,672
ALL [CHANTING]:
He's MI6's finest!
1044
00:57:04,881 --> 00:57:07,258
- He's MI6's finest!
SEBASTIAN: No. No.
1045
00:57:07,842 --> 00:57:09,094
Keep quiet.
1046
00:57:09,302 --> 00:57:11,137
MILKY:
Nothing to see!
1047
00:57:11,346 --> 00:57:13,098
[ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
1048
00:57:15,433 --> 00:57:17,644
MAN:
There's a commotion, sir.
1049
00:57:17,811 --> 00:57:19,354
Get in closer.
1050
00:57:20,647 --> 00:57:21,856
LEDFORD:
Graves.
1051
00:57:23,066 --> 00:57:24,359
Yeah.
1052
00:57:25,568 --> 00:57:27,320
- Nobby.
- Hey. I'll be back. Coddy!
1053
00:57:27,529 --> 00:57:29,114
Wait. Nobby!
1054
00:57:30,240 --> 00:57:32,283
[♪♪♪]
1055
00:57:32,992 --> 00:57:34,160
[ALL GRUNTING]
1056
00:57:35,787 --> 00:57:36,788
[YELLS]
1057
00:57:49,551 --> 00:57:51,427
Let's go.
1058
00:57:51,636 --> 00:57:54,347
NOBBY:
Sebbo? Sebbo?
1059
00:57:55,098 --> 00:57:57,934
Sebbo! Oi!
1060
00:57:58,143 --> 00:57:59,727
Seb.
1061
00:57:59,894 --> 00:58:01,688
[♪♪♪]
1062
00:58:12,282 --> 00:58:13,783
Got you.
1063
00:58:20,748 --> 00:58:23,751
[WOMEN & MEN GRUNTING
AND YELLING IN DISTANCE]
1064
00:58:26,462 --> 00:58:28,464
[♪♪♪]
1065
00:58:30,466 --> 00:58:32,886
What is this place?
1066
00:58:38,308 --> 00:58:40,435
Oh, my God.
1067
00:58:40,643 --> 00:58:42,687
Maelstrom are sex traffickers.
1068
00:58:43,813 --> 00:58:45,523
Listen to me. You've gotta get out...
1069
00:58:45,732 --> 00:58:48,276
before they sell you
to the highest bidder. Get out.
1070
00:58:48,484 --> 00:58:50,320
Get out now. Out.
1071
00:58:50,528 --> 00:58:52,614
Out. Shh. Quiet.
You don't have to live like this.
1072
00:58:52,822 --> 00:58:55,325
Get out. Out. Get out.
1073
00:58:55,533 --> 00:58:57,202
Regain your dignity. Out.
1074
00:58:57,619 --> 00:58:59,621
[SHRIEKING]
1075
00:59:03,541 --> 00:59:04,709
[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
1076
00:59:14,385 --> 00:59:16,012
Seb.
1077
00:59:17,597 --> 00:59:19,432
"The rapist."
1078
00:59:20,183 --> 00:59:21,351
Hey.
1079
00:59:21,684 --> 00:59:23,811
Nobody buggers me brother.
1080
00:59:23,978 --> 00:59:26,314
A man can only take so much jizz.
1081
00:59:26,814 --> 00:59:29,817
- Get off him!
- Aah!
1082
00:59:30,026 --> 00:59:32,028
[♪♪♪]
1083
00:59:33,947 --> 00:59:35,198
[YELLING]
1084
00:59:37,283 --> 00:59:39,285
[HAIR RIPS THEN MAN SCREAMS]
1085
00:59:42,372 --> 00:59:43,498
Wait.
1086
00:59:43,665 --> 00:59:44,749
You're not Seb.
1087
00:59:44,958 --> 00:59:46,084
[SHOUTS IN SPANISH]
1088
00:59:46,251 --> 00:59:48,253
[♪♪♪]
1089
00:59:51,589 --> 00:59:54,384
[BOTH GRUNTING]
1090
00:59:57,011 --> 00:59:58,054
[RHONDA SHIVERS]
1091
00:59:58,429 --> 01:00:00,181
You must be freezing.
1092
01:00:01,724 --> 01:00:02,725
You.
1093
01:00:02,934 --> 01:00:05,270
Pleasure to meet you, Sebastian.
1094
01:00:05,478 --> 01:00:09,482
I understand why you want to kill the
head of the World Health Organization.
1095
01:00:09,857 --> 01:00:11,693
Why bomb the final?
1096
01:00:11,901 --> 01:00:13,361
Bomb?
1097
01:00:13,695 --> 01:00:14,821
There is no bomb.
1098
01:00:15,530 --> 01:00:17,073
It's a disease.
1099
01:00:17,282 --> 01:00:20,410
It's a virus called RD-9.
1100
01:00:20,618 --> 01:00:23,037
Or as I like to call it, WorldCure.
1101
01:00:24,664 --> 01:00:28,209
At the end of the game,
everyone in the stadium will be infected.
1102
01:00:29,460 --> 01:00:32,630
It should take two to three weeks
for symptoms to start showing up.
1103
01:00:32,797 --> 01:00:36,426
SEBASTIAN: By which time, 96,000 fans
from almost every country in the world...
1104
01:00:36,592 --> 01:00:38,720
will be back home,
spreading the disease.
1105
01:00:39,512 --> 01:00:41,139
Why are you doing this?
1106
01:00:41,347 --> 01:00:43,308
RHONDA:
Well, think about it.
1107
01:00:43,516 --> 01:00:46,185
We have seven billion people
running around on a planet...
1108
01:00:46,352 --> 01:00:49,147
that can only hold five.
1109
01:00:49,314 --> 01:00:52,358
I'm just trying to make the world
a better place, that's all.
1110
01:00:52,525 --> 01:00:54,068
By deleting the surplus.
1111
01:00:54,694 --> 01:00:56,237
"Cure the world."
1112
01:00:57,655 --> 01:00:59,824
And whom, exactly,
do you intend to "delete"?
1113
01:01:00,491 --> 01:01:01,492
The garbage.
1114
01:01:01,993 --> 01:01:05,538
The imbeciles who lie around drunk,
reproducing like rabbits.
1115
01:01:06,372 --> 01:01:10,626
And sitting there with their hand out,
expecting the rest of us to pay.
1116
01:01:11,961 --> 01:01:14,547
And let's be frank,
who's gonna miss them anyway?
1117
01:01:14,756 --> 01:01:15,840
[GRUNTS]
1118
01:01:16,049 --> 01:01:17,258
[CHUCKLES]
1119
01:01:19,260 --> 01:01:20,803
Kill him.
1120
01:01:23,514 --> 01:01:25,266
[GUN COCKS]
1121
01:01:27,935 --> 01:01:29,562
[♪♪♪]
1122
01:01:29,729 --> 01:01:31,147
[SOFTLY SOBBING]
1123
01:01:32,690 --> 01:01:34,692
[STADIUM CROWD
CHANTING IN DISTANCE]
1124
01:01:42,367 --> 01:01:44,160
[GRUNTS THEN TRACKER BEEPS]
1125
01:01:44,994 --> 01:01:46,996
[RECEIVER BEEPING]
1126
01:01:54,670 --> 01:01:56,422
[♪♪♪]
1127
01:02:00,676 --> 01:02:01,677
You're new to this.
1128
01:02:04,847 --> 01:02:06,849
You ever killed a man before?
1129
01:02:09,352 --> 01:02:11,354
[♪♪♪]
1130
01:02:21,322 --> 01:02:23,324
[ALL GRUNTING]
1131
01:02:37,672 --> 01:02:39,590
Are you gonna shoot me?
1132
01:02:44,762 --> 01:02:46,389
No.
1133
01:02:48,975 --> 01:02:52,728
How is it you English
football supporters say?
1134
01:02:52,895 --> 01:02:53,896
Oh, yes.
1135
01:02:56,649 --> 01:03:00,820
You're going to get
your bloody head kicked in.
1136
01:03:01,237 --> 01:03:03,656
♪ Come and have a go
If you think you're hard enough ♪♪
1137
01:03:04,532 --> 01:03:05,741
[BOTH GRUNTING]
1138
01:03:08,411 --> 01:03:09,662
Ow!
1139
01:03:15,460 --> 01:03:16,711
Maybe just shoot me.
1140
01:03:23,759 --> 01:03:25,261
Get up.
1141
01:03:33,895 --> 01:03:35,188
[CHUCKLES]
1142
01:03:35,396 --> 01:03:38,941
[ON PHONE]
♪ I don't see nothing wrong ♪
1143
01:03:39,567 --> 01:03:42,945
♪ With a little bump and grind
With a little bump and grind ♪
1144
01:03:43,154 --> 01:03:44,354
♪ I don't see nothing wrong ♪♪
1145
01:03:44,489 --> 01:03:46,991
Time to say goodbye to your...
1146
01:03:47,158 --> 01:03:49,702
hideous pig wife.
1147
01:03:50,286 --> 01:03:52,246
[♪♪♪]
1148
01:03:55,333 --> 01:04:00,129
Let me give you some advice,
Ukrainian Ben Affleck.
1149
01:04:01,547 --> 01:04:05,885
Never ever slag off a Grimsby lass.
1150
01:04:06,844 --> 01:04:08,054
You don't have guts.
1151
01:04:10,640 --> 01:04:12,725
[♪♪♪]
1152
01:04:14,310 --> 01:04:16,979
Oh. Well, that were easy.
1153
01:04:21,192 --> 01:04:22,401
H i.
1154
01:04:25,321 --> 01:04:28,741
Amazing. Gotta get one of these
for the kids.
1155
01:04:29,742 --> 01:04:30,952
You have a family?
1156
01:04:31,410 --> 01:04:33,538
I just reconnected with mine.
1157
01:04:38,084 --> 01:04:39,293
I'm going to go home and...
1158
01:04:39,460 --> 01:04:40,711
[GUNSHOT]
1159
01:04:43,464 --> 01:04:46,509
This killing business is a right laugh,
isn't it?
1160
01:04:46,968 --> 01:04:48,636
I understand why you love guns.
1161
01:04:48,803 --> 01:04:51,847
I mean, it completely detaches you
from the guilt of your actions.
1162
01:04:52,014 --> 01:04:53,599
[MAN YELLING]
1163
01:04:54,475 --> 01:04:55,518
Ta-da! Heh.
1164
01:04:55,685 --> 01:04:56,686
[BLOWS]
1165
01:04:56,852 --> 01:04:57,937
Bonus point.
1166
01:04:58,145 --> 01:04:59,605
[♪♪♪]
1167
01:04:59,772 --> 01:05:01,524
[BIRDS SQUAWKING]
1168
01:05:01,691 --> 01:05:03,317
[GUNSHOT]
1169
01:05:03,859 --> 01:05:06,445
Will you stop shooting everything?
1170
01:05:07,572 --> 01:05:09,115
[GUNSHOTS]
1171
01:05:09,657 --> 01:05:14,662
ANNOUNCER: It's Germany 1,
England 1, and it's anyone's final now.
1172
01:05:15,705 --> 01:05:17,707
[♪♪♪]
1173
01:05:20,084 --> 01:05:22,086
- Get that feed up. Get it up.
WOMAN: I'm trying.
1174
01:05:22,295 --> 01:05:25,256
- Come on, come on.
ANNOUNCER: So little time remaining.
1175
01:05:25,464 --> 01:05:28,134
Four minutes to decide the final.
1176
01:05:28,301 --> 01:05:30,177
NOBBY:
Mission accomplished.
1177
01:05:30,720 --> 01:05:34,056
All we need is England to score.
This'll be the best day of my life.
1178
01:05:34,390 --> 01:05:38,060
What? Every man, woman and child
in this stadium is about to die.
1179
01:05:38,436 --> 01:05:39,979
Put this in your ear.
1180
01:05:40,438 --> 01:05:44,567
Jodie, I need you to check for anywhere
that might contain the virus.
1181
01:05:44,775 --> 01:05:47,987
Okay, I will scan
for the chemical signature.
1182
01:05:48,362 --> 01:05:51,157
- This is hopeless.
- No, it's not.
1183
01:05:51,407 --> 01:05:53,242
Look who just sat down.
1184
01:05:54,869 --> 01:05:56,787
Need to stop her
before she sets off the virus.
1185
01:05:56,996 --> 01:06:00,458
- Listen, let's go around the stadium.
- We can't. There's not enough time.
1186
01:06:00,791 --> 01:06:02,543
We need to go across the pitch.
1187
01:06:03,794 --> 01:06:06,547
- Pitch invasion.
- Too much security.
1188
01:06:06,797 --> 01:06:08,799
- We'll never make it alone.
- Alone?
1189
01:06:09,634 --> 01:06:11,510
We are not alone.
1190
01:06:11,969 --> 01:06:16,015
ANNOUNCER: It's England who are
looking more likely to steal a late winner.
1191
01:06:16,349 --> 01:06:18,809
- Hey, give me that.
- Nobby! Sit down! Come on.
1192
01:06:19,018 --> 01:06:22,271
Men and women of Grimsby, listen up.
This is important.
1193
01:06:22,521 --> 01:06:24,774
You see that lass over there?
1194
01:06:24,940 --> 01:06:26,651
What? Sharon Osbourne?
1195
01:06:27,693 --> 01:06:30,404
No. She's gonna release
this deadly virus...
1196
01:06:30,613 --> 01:06:33,532
and it's gonna kill
poor people like us...
1197
01:06:33,741 --> 01:06:36,118
because she thinks that we are scum.
1198
01:06:36,327 --> 01:06:37,870
Bloody hell, Nobby, we are scum.
1199
01:06:38,079 --> 01:06:41,040
Well... Well, you are, Pete.
You're a registered sex offender.
1200
01:06:41,248 --> 01:06:42,917
That's not a compliment.
1201
01:06:43,876 --> 01:06:46,545
So we're scum, are we?
1202
01:06:46,921 --> 01:06:49,799
Well, let me tell you something
about scum:
1203
01:06:50,091 --> 01:06:54,011
It's scum who built the hospitals
that are now closing down.
1204
01:06:54,220 --> 01:06:55,221
ALL:
Yeah.
1205
01:06:55,429 --> 01:06:59,809
It's scum who die in the wars
started by the bastards in charge.
1206
01:07:00,017 --> 01:07:01,018
ALL:
Yeah.
1207
01:07:01,185 --> 01:07:05,189
It's scum that keep
the Fast and Furious franchise alive.
1208
01:07:05,398 --> 01:07:07,191
ALL:
Yeah!
1209
01:07:07,400 --> 01:07:10,736
So I ask you to join with us now...
1210
01:07:10,903 --> 01:07:13,364
and storm that pitch...
ALL: Yeah!
1211
01:07:13,531 --> 01:07:19,245
and show the world that scum
cannot be washed away, ever.
1212
01:07:19,453 --> 01:07:20,996
ALL:
Yeah!
1213
01:07:22,748 --> 01:07:23,833
MAN:
Yeah!
1214
01:07:24,959 --> 01:07:26,794
Yeah!
1215
01:07:27,086 --> 01:07:29,213
[♪♪♪]
1216
01:07:37,680 --> 01:07:40,057
ALL:
We are the scum!
1217
01:07:40,266 --> 01:07:41,809
Whoo!
1218
01:07:42,226 --> 01:07:43,269
[LAUGHS]
1219
01:07:49,108 --> 01:07:50,109
Yeah!
1220
01:07:54,363 --> 01:07:55,906
We started too early.
1221
01:07:56,073 --> 01:07:57,074
DAWN:
Whoo!
1222
01:07:58,075 --> 01:07:59,744
It's Graves.
1223
01:07:59,952 --> 01:08:02,872
- Keep him away from me.
- Okay, the target is on the move.
1224
01:08:03,038 --> 01:08:05,541
- I'll sync with your lens.
- Nobby...
1225
01:08:05,708 --> 01:08:07,334
you ready for a fight?
1226
01:08:07,501 --> 01:08:09,336
I thought you'd never ask.
1227
01:08:09,545 --> 01:08:11,255
Green Earth.
1228
01:08:11,505 --> 01:08:12,506
[BEEPING]
1229
01:08:12,715 --> 01:08:15,634
JODIE: Target heading southwest
through the German section.
1230
01:08:15,801 --> 01:08:17,803
[ALL GRUNTING]
1231
01:08:17,970 --> 01:08:19,972
[♪♪♪]
1232
01:08:22,057 --> 01:08:23,893
[BOTH YELLING]
1233
01:08:27,354 --> 01:08:28,773
SEBASTIAN:
Come on.
1234
01:08:30,566 --> 01:08:31,817
Whoa.
1235
01:08:35,529 --> 01:08:38,199
ANNOUNCER: Well, sanity has returned,
and so have the players.
1236
01:08:38,407 --> 01:08:41,660
The show will go on.
The final will be restarted.
1237
01:08:42,453 --> 01:08:45,414
SEBASTIAN: Jodie, where's the virus?
- I still can't find it.
1238
01:08:48,459 --> 01:08:52,004
Nobby, meet the head of the biggest
crime syndicate in the world.
1239
01:08:52,338 --> 01:08:53,672
What, she runs FIFA?
1240
01:08:55,299 --> 01:08:57,885
- Who's this idiot?
- His name's Sebastian.
1241
01:08:59,637 --> 01:09:01,305
Boys!
1242
01:09:01,472 --> 01:09:02,890
[♪♪♪]
1243
01:09:03,682 --> 01:09:05,476
Oh, bollocks.
1244
01:09:06,769 --> 01:09:07,895
Go!
1245
01:09:08,771 --> 01:09:09,980
[ALL GRUNTING]
1246
01:09:15,361 --> 01:09:17,071
NOBBY:
Quick! She's getting away!
1247
01:09:18,364 --> 01:09:19,490
[CROWD CHEERING]
1248
01:09:22,952 --> 01:09:24,537
[MEN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
1249
01:09:29,250 --> 01:09:32,169
[IMITATING CONNERY]
So we meet again.
1250
01:09:32,378 --> 01:09:33,629
[♪♪♪]
1251
01:09:34,129 --> 01:09:36,590
JODIE: Found it.
Virus is in one of the fireworks.
1252
01:09:39,301 --> 01:09:42,805
- Shoot her before she detonates it.
- [IN NORMAL VOICE] But what if I miss?
1253
01:09:42,972 --> 01:09:44,265
I trust you.
1254
01:09:44,473 --> 01:09:46,100
[♪♪♪]
1255
01:09:49,645 --> 01:09:51,605
NOBBY:
Oi!
1256
01:09:51,772 --> 01:09:55,985
ANNOUNCER: Ten seconds.
That's all that's left. Oh, look at Sterling!
1257
01:09:58,362 --> 01:09:59,363
With a chance!
1258
01:10:01,782 --> 01:10:02,783
Oh!
1259
01:10:02,950 --> 01:10:04,630
ANNOUNCER:
Oh, no! It's going over the bar!
1260
01:10:04,743 --> 01:10:06,370
NOBBY:
Oh, no, it's not.
1261
01:10:08,873 --> 01:10:11,000
ANNOUNCER:
But wait! What's happened to the ball?
1262
01:10:11,667 --> 01:10:12,668
It's bounced in!
1263
01:10:12,835 --> 01:10:14,086
[CROWD CHEERING]
1264
01:10:15,462 --> 01:10:17,256
No, the referee's gonna disallow it.
1265
01:10:19,925 --> 01:10:21,343
- The goal stands.
- Yes!
1266
01:10:21,510 --> 01:10:22,710
ANNOUNCER:
England have won it!
1267
01:10:22,761 --> 01:10:25,264
JODIE: Come on, Nobby.
Stop shooting everything and focus.
1268
01:10:25,472 --> 01:10:27,352
NOBBY [OVER EARBUD]:
Don't worry. I've got this.
1269
01:10:30,603 --> 01:10:32,271
[GUN CLICKING]
1270
01:10:32,479 --> 01:10:33,814
Jodie, me gun's jammed.
1271
01:10:38,986 --> 01:10:40,613
Oh, no.
1272
01:10:40,821 --> 01:10:43,115
BOY:
Excuse me, miss.
1273
01:10:45,242 --> 01:10:46,368
RHONDA:
Yes?
1274
01:10:47,661 --> 01:10:49,496
Go fuck yourself!
1275
01:10:51,165 --> 01:10:52,249
Yes!
1276
01:10:52,458 --> 01:10:53,584
[♪♪♪]
1277
01:10:53,751 --> 01:10:55,294
Yes!
1278
01:10:55,586 --> 01:10:58,589
Yes! We did it, Seb!
1279
01:10:58,797 --> 01:11:01,425
SEBASTIAN:
Yeah! Yeah!
1280
01:11:02,676 --> 01:11:04,386
Sanjiv, now!
1281
01:11:04,678 --> 01:11:07,306
- Got it.
- What? Please, no! No!
1282
01:11:09,808 --> 01:11:11,560
Goodbye, Sebastian.
1283
01:11:11,769 --> 01:11:14,813
No! No!
1284
01:11:19,234 --> 01:11:20,361
[ALL SHOUTING AND SHRIEKING]
1285
01:11:20,569 --> 01:11:21,779
[BEEPING]
1286
01:11:23,405 --> 01:11:24,865
Cure the world!
1287
01:11:34,208 --> 01:11:36,210
[♪♪♪]
1288
01:11:36,877 --> 01:11:38,379
No!
1289
01:11:39,213 --> 01:11:40,923
SEBASTIAN:
Too late!
1290
01:11:41,215 --> 01:11:44,134
- There's no way to stop the fireworks!
- I'll jump on them.
1291
01:11:44,343 --> 01:11:46,887
It won't work.
The virus is in the tip of the firework.
1292
01:11:47,054 --> 01:11:50,432
It would need to explode in a contained
environment to stop it spreading.
1293
01:11:50,724 --> 01:11:51,976
There's nothing you can do.
1294
01:11:52,184 --> 01:11:53,435
[FIREWORKS WHISTLING]
1295
01:11:53,602 --> 01:11:55,562
Yes, there is.
1296
01:11:55,854 --> 01:12:01,026
I'm from Grimsby.
Jodie, which firework is it in?
1297
01:12:02,695 --> 01:12:04,405
It's in the central left-hand rocket.
1298
01:12:06,907 --> 01:12:10,077
- What are you doing?
- Contributing to society.
1299
01:12:11,203 --> 01:12:12,997
- Unh. Unh!
ALL: Oh!
1300
01:12:13,747 --> 01:12:14,832
[SQUEALS]
1301
01:12:15,040 --> 01:12:17,793
Oh, Nobby. It's the firework to your left,
not my left.
1302
01:12:18,335 --> 01:12:19,628
For fuck's sake!
1303
01:12:22,881 --> 01:12:24,508
Yah... Hoo.
1304
01:12:26,176 --> 01:12:28,971
Tell my kids
that Daddy died with dignity.
1305
01:12:29,722 --> 01:12:30,764
[GRUNTS]
1306
01:12:30,931 --> 01:12:34,393
Nobby, can you hear me? The firework
next to you also has the virus.
1307
01:12:35,644 --> 01:12:37,980
What? No.
1308
01:12:38,188 --> 01:12:40,649
But I don't have another asshole.
1309
01:12:42,151 --> 01:12:44,945
I need another asshole.
1310
01:12:45,904 --> 01:12:47,823
[♪♪♪]
1311
01:12:47,990 --> 01:12:49,408
You've got one.
1312
01:12:51,285 --> 01:12:53,287
I'm from Grimsby too...
1313
01:12:54,246 --> 01:12:56,790
and I'm never gonna let you
leave me again.
1314
01:12:58,250 --> 01:12:59,293
[GRUNTS]
1315
01:13:02,296 --> 01:13:03,422
[PANTING]
1316
01:13:06,675 --> 01:13:09,136
Oh, my God, Graves.
1317
01:13:14,641 --> 01:13:18,979
- Butcher Boys of Grimsby, together...
- Forever.
1318
01:13:21,065 --> 01:13:22,816
[BOTH YELLING]
1319
01:13:26,904 --> 01:13:28,405
[ALL GASP]
1320
01:13:33,243 --> 01:13:34,912
[♪♪♪]
1321
01:13:35,079 --> 01:13:37,915
[YELLING]
1322
01:13:43,712 --> 01:13:45,714
[DRAMATIC THEME
PLAYING ON TV]
1323
01:13:48,801 --> 01:13:51,261
Donald Trump has AIDS.
1324
01:13:51,678 --> 01:13:54,932
Philanthropist Rhonda George
has been arrested.
1325
01:13:55,099 --> 01:13:58,268
Middle East peace symbol
Schlomo Khalidi is in custody...
1326
01:13:58,435 --> 01:14:01,647
following the murder of MI6 agent
Jeremy Chilcott.
1327
01:14:01,814 --> 01:14:04,358
I didn't do it.
I've had the worst ******* week ever.
1328
01:14:04,525 --> 01:14:07,694
**** Israel. **** Palestine.
**** all of you.
1329
01:14:08,112 --> 01:14:11,949
England fans in high spirits
after Cup final victory.
1330
01:14:12,199 --> 01:14:16,453
Rogue MI6 operative Sebastian Graves
and his brother Nobby Butcher...
1331
01:14:16,620 --> 01:14:20,207
died at the scene while preventing
the release of a deadly toxin.
1332
01:14:20,374 --> 01:14:24,962
In other news, a South African hotel maid
has filed a suit alleging sexual assault...
1333
01:14:25,129 --> 01:14:27,381
by Oasis frontman Liam Gallagher.
1334
01:14:27,548 --> 01:14:30,175
Gallagher is also being sought
for abusing an elephant...
1335
01:14:30,342 --> 01:14:33,846
in conjunction with
Fast and Furious star Vin Diesel.
1336
01:14:35,931 --> 01:14:39,309
JODIE: Naturally, you'll both
be needing new identities.
1337
01:14:39,476 --> 01:14:40,936
How are you guys doing?
1338
01:14:41,145 --> 01:14:43,147
[♪♪♪]
1339
01:14:45,065 --> 01:14:47,192
How does me ass look?
1340
01:14:49,778 --> 01:14:52,072
Good. Uh, really good.
1341
01:14:52,281 --> 01:14:55,284
It's a bit smoky in here, Jodie.
Can we have the fan on, please?
1342
01:14:55,450 --> 01:14:56,910
Of course.
1343
01:14:57,286 --> 01:15:01,498
So you were saved from the virus by
an antibody found in elephant semen...
1344
01:15:01,665 --> 01:15:02,958
which lined, uh...
1345
01:15:03,125 --> 01:15:05,335
[AIR WHISTLING]
1346
01:15:05,544 --> 01:15:06,545
uh, your innards.
1347
01:15:06,879 --> 01:15:09,298
We're like a pair of pan pipes.
1348
01:15:09,715 --> 01:15:10,757
Great.
1349
01:15:10,924 --> 01:15:13,802
And I thought you were
going to be faithful, Sebastian.
1350
01:15:14,678 --> 01:15:17,264
You know,
you really filled a hole in my life.
1351
01:15:22,186 --> 01:15:23,228
H i.
1352
01:15:23,687 --> 01:15:25,063
- Nobby.
- Dad.
1353
01:15:25,272 --> 01:15:27,191
GIRL: Dad!
BRITNEY: Oh, my God.
1354
01:15:27,357 --> 01:15:28,442
[ALL CHUCKLING]
1355
01:15:28,901 --> 01:15:31,069
I'm so glad that you're alive.
1356
01:15:34,448 --> 01:15:35,866
[♪♪♪]
1357
01:15:36,033 --> 01:15:37,576
NOBBY:
You know what?
1358
01:15:38,202 --> 01:15:39,953
Family.
1359
01:15:43,832 --> 01:15:46,793
It's the greatest gift in life.
1360
01:15:47,002 --> 01:15:48,837
[LAUGHING]
1361
01:15:49,046 --> 01:15:51,924
Stop throwing coins in there.
It's not a brown wishing well.
1362
01:15:53,592 --> 01:15:55,594
[♪♪♪]
1363
01:16:08,190 --> 01:16:10,192
[♪♪♪]
1364
01:16:25,958 --> 01:16:28,043
[♪♪♪]
1365
01:16:28,418 --> 01:16:30,587
THURBECK [OVER EARBUD]:
You are now transmitting.
1366
01:16:32,339 --> 01:16:34,549
Stand by. Stand by. Eyes on the target.
1367
01:16:43,684 --> 01:16:45,852
JODIE: Listen, we're sending information
to your lens.
1368
01:16:46,019 --> 01:16:47,688
NOBBY:
I've got this. Blue Earth.
1369
01:16:53,944 --> 01:16:55,070
[SHOUTS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
1370
01:16:57,072 --> 01:16:58,240
[SHOUTS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
1371
01:16:58,949 --> 01:17:00,242
[MAN SHOUTS
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
1372
01:17:02,035 --> 01:17:03,370
[SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
1373
01:17:05,622 --> 01:17:07,541
[SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
1374
01:17:10,127 --> 01:17:11,753
[BLOWS]
1375
01:17:14,715 --> 01:17:16,550
- Hi, bruv.
- Good, you're early.
1376
01:17:16,758 --> 01:17:19,136
- Yes, I am.
- Did you meet the team?
1377
01:17:22,931 --> 01:17:24,933
[♪♪♪]
1378
01:19:30,016 --> 01:19:32,018
[♪♪♪]
1379
01:22:47,213 --> 01:22:49,633
Excuse me. Which way to the stadium?
1380
01:22:49,924 --> 01:22:52,886
Straight on for 5 kilometers,
then to the right.
1381
01:22:53,136 --> 01:22:54,137
Thank you.
1382
01:22:54,304 --> 01:22:55,513
[GUNSHOT THEN BODY THUDS]
1383
01:22:55,680 --> 01:22:57,182
Leave no witnesses.
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