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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:52,177 --> 00:00:56,138 With the, um, with the with the Indians! 2 00:01:32,675 --> 00:01:34,426 Avram! 3 00:02:20,098 --> 00:02:22,266 I want to talk to you in private. 4 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:25,144 Speak only English. 5 00:02:26,771 --> 00:02:29,857 And no matter what I say, don't smile. 6 00:02:35,697 --> 00:02:37,322 Sha! 7 00:02:37,407 --> 00:02:39,116 Sha! 8 00:02:42,370 --> 00:02:44,204 Out of 88 students 9 00:02:44,289 --> 00:02:47,207 graduating from this Yeshiva 10 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:49,918 you came in a close 87. 11 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:54,631 Don't smile. 12 00:02:56,134 --> 00:02:57,718 Look sad. 13 00:03:00,638 --> 00:03:02,431 There is a new congregation-- 14 00:03:02,515 --> 00:03:05,100 - In America? - Wait! 15 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:06,435 Sha! 16 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:13,066 Shtill! 17 00:03:16,821 --> 00:03:19,323 Some meshuggener suggested your name 18 00:03:19,407 --> 00:03:21,491 to become the new rabbi. 19 00:03:22,911 --> 00:03:25,162 I am forced to take an official vote 20 00:03:25,246 --> 00:03:27,581 of the Board of Rabbis. 21 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:01,281 Close. 22 00:04:01,366 --> 00:04:04,201 It's a close vote. 23 00:04:04,285 --> 00:04:07,162 But I am the Chief Rabbi! 24 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:10,457 I am the one who has to decide! 25 00:04:10,541 --> 00:04:13,252 So, cowboy... 26 00:04:13,336 --> 00:04:16,964 I am sending you to San Francisco. 27 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:19,633 Sha! 28 00:04:19,717 --> 00:04:22,052 - Where is San Francisco? - By New York. 29 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:33,188 Get out, quick. 30 00:04:42,573 --> 00:04:47,286 Avram: And so on a wonderful, sunny day in 1850 31 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:50,497 I started out my great adventure 32 00:04:50,581 --> 00:04:53,625 and I left Poland for Philadelphia. 33 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:55,919 The city where all the brothers 34 00:04:56,004 --> 00:04:58,171 love each other. 35 00:05:12,395 --> 00:05:15,105 Belinski, with B. Belinski. 36 00:05:33,374 --> 00:05:35,292 Girl 1: Daddy, daddy. 37 00:05:41,382 --> 00:05:42,883 The boat's gone. 38 00:05:47,638 --> 00:05:49,097 Understand? 39 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:51,641 - Somebody should have told us! - What did he say? 40 00:05:51,726 --> 00:05:53,366 - What'd he say? - Says the boat has gone. 41 00:05:53,394 --> 00:05:54,913 Mister, mister, please, what'd you just say about 42 00:05:54,937 --> 00:05:56,104 the boat to San Francisco? 43 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:57,269 - Gone. - But that can't be. 44 00:05:57,315 --> 00:05:58,334 That boat's supposed to leave 45 00:05:58,358 --> 00:05:59,566 first tide of the morning! 46 00:05:59,650 --> 00:06:00,901 Supposed to? 47 00:06:00,985 --> 00:06:02,819 What the hell's the matter with you? 48 00:06:02,904 --> 00:06:04,279 It's a gold rush. 49 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:06,448 Haven't you people heard anything? 50 00:06:06,532 --> 00:06:07,991 Next boat, two months. 51 00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:10,327 Oh, God. Oh, my God, help me! 52 00:06:11,996 --> 00:06:14,664 Just this morning me and my brother got the news. 53 00:06:14,749 --> 00:06:16,375 Alright, who's next? 54 00:06:21,547 --> 00:06:25,258 Our mama's dying in San Francisco. 55 00:06:25,343 --> 00:06:27,386 What am I gonna do? 56 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:29,846 Oh, there, there must be some way 57 00:06:29,931 --> 00:06:32,265 that a person can go to San Francisco 58 00:06:32,350 --> 00:06:34,101 in another way than the boat. 59 00:06:34,185 --> 00:06:36,019 Not for us, sir. 60 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:38,355 Just ten minutes ago me and my brother 61 00:06:38,439 --> 00:06:40,899 sold our horses and our wagon 62 00:06:40,983 --> 00:06:44,194 so as we could purchase tickets on this here boat 63 00:06:44,278 --> 00:06:46,405 and now we ain't got neither. 64 00:06:46,489 --> 00:06:48,990 Well, perhaps if you go to the man 65 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:50,450 and you told him your troubles 66 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:51,868 and you give him back the money. 67 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:54,913 He would give you back the wagon. 68 00:06:54,997 --> 00:06:57,749 - You think he'll do it? - If he is a good man. 69 00:06:57,834 --> 00:06:59,751 I think he would do that, yes. 70 00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:01,545 Oh, mister, would... 71 00:07:01,629 --> 00:07:03,422 Would you help me, please? 72 00:07:03,506 --> 00:07:06,675 I'm not much good explaining myself. 73 00:07:06,759 --> 00:07:07,801 I usually just 74 00:07:07,885 --> 00:07:11,096 start to cry. 75 00:07:11,180 --> 00:07:12,180 I will do that. 76 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:13,765 I would be happy to do it 77 00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:16,435 but I don't know if I would be much help to you 78 00:07:16,519 --> 00:07:17,894 with the way I speak English. 79 00:07:17,979 --> 00:07:20,105 Wait, you don't have to carry the bags! 80 00:07:20,189 --> 00:07:22,149 Darryl: My brother, his name is Matt. 81 00:07:22,233 --> 00:07:23,377 Oh, say, say, what's your name? 82 00:07:23,401 --> 00:07:24,818 Avram: Avram. Darryl: Avram. 83 00:07:24,902 --> 00:07:26,486 Oh, my name is Darryl. Darryl Diggs. 84 00:07:26,571 --> 00:07:28,155 Anyway, my brother's got a temper. 85 00:07:28,239 --> 00:07:30,949 Oh, sometime he just unloads, you know, what I mean? 86 00:07:31,033 --> 00:07:32,636 - Can't I help you to carry-- - No, that's alright. 87 00:07:32,660 --> 00:07:34,220 I got it all. Don't worry about a thing. 88 00:07:34,245 --> 00:07:35,681 Just step in here anyway. Oh, come on. 89 00:07:35,705 --> 00:07:37,205 - What is it again, Abrum? - Avram. 90 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:39,666 But you didn't do nothing wrong. 91 00:07:39,750 --> 00:07:43,420 - Did everything go alright? - Well, we missed the boat. 92 00:07:43,504 --> 00:07:45,505 - What? - The boat sailed yesterday. 93 00:07:45,590 --> 00:07:47,591 The whole town's goin' crazy, Matt. It's gold rush. 94 00:07:47,675 --> 00:07:49,885 - It sailed yesterday. Matt: Yeah. 95 00:07:49,969 --> 00:07:51,761 So what are we supposed to do now? 96 00:07:51,846 --> 00:07:54,097 Well, God may be on our side yet, Matt. 97 00:07:54,182 --> 00:07:55,515 Thanks to this here gentleman. 98 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:57,517 Avram, this is my brother, Matthew Diggs. 99 00:07:57,602 --> 00:08:00,395 - How do you do? - Mr. Jones! 100 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,189 Mr. Jones, we missed our boat. 101 00:08:02,273 --> 00:08:04,399 We find ourselves in a desperate state. 102 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:05,924 We need our horses and our wagon back 103 00:08:05,985 --> 00:08:07,444 so we can get to San Francisco 104 00:08:07,528 --> 00:08:09,696 to see our mum before she dies. 105 00:08:09,780 --> 00:08:12,240 So if you'd be kind enough to take your money back. 106 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:14,326 I sympathize with your misfortunes, fellas. 107 00:08:14,410 --> 00:08:15,785 But you've got to understand 108 00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:19,122 I'm in the business of buyin' and sellin' 109 00:08:19,207 --> 00:08:22,292 and I don't sell unless I can make a profit. 110 00:08:22,376 --> 00:08:24,628 But-- but we don't have no money to give you a profit. 111 00:08:24,712 --> 00:08:27,506 Then we don't do no business. 112 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:29,132 Excuse me. 113 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:32,636 Excuse me, Mr. Jones. 114 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:36,848 How much profit do you need from these gentlemen? 115 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:38,350 Fifty dollars. 116 00:08:38,434 --> 00:08:39,893 Oh, fifty dollars. 117 00:08:39,977 --> 00:08:41,686 That's it, Matt. We're sunk. 118 00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:44,773 I'm sorry, Avram, I'm sorry I wasted your time. 119 00:08:44,857 --> 00:08:48,693 Well, uh, perhaps I could pay the $50. 120 00:09:00,498 --> 00:09:02,541 That's real kind of you, Avram. 121 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:04,459 I don't know how's we could ever pay you back. 122 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:07,337 - Do you, Matt? - Uh, $50. 123 00:09:07,421 --> 00:09:09,506 Look, I don't know. 124 00:09:09,590 --> 00:09:12,425 If I could have a seat on your wagon to San Francisco. 125 00:09:12,510 --> 00:09:14,177 I would be more than paid back. 126 00:09:14,262 --> 00:09:16,471 Well, you pay the $50, you-- you can have a seat 127 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:18,098 with a cushion on it, can't he, Matt? 128 00:09:18,182 --> 00:09:21,351 All the way. 129 00:09:21,435 --> 00:09:22,811 I would share the cushion. 130 00:09:22,895 --> 00:09:24,563 Yo wee! 131 00:09:24,647 --> 00:09:27,315 Matt, the lord is smilin' on you and me today! 132 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:28,400 Amen. 133 00:09:29,902 --> 00:09:32,362 Samuel: Gentlemen, quiet! 134 00:09:32,446 --> 00:09:35,448 Wonderful, marvelous news. 135 00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:36,741 Just this morning 136 00:09:36,826 --> 00:09:40,203 I received this letter. 137 00:09:41,622 --> 00:09:43,832 "Dear, Mr. Bender. 138 00:09:43,916 --> 00:09:46,251 This is to inform you that soon 139 00:09:46,335 --> 00:09:48,461 God willing you will have 140 00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:50,755 a rabbi and a Torah." 141 00:09:54,552 --> 00:09:56,177 Shh! 142 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:58,430 "Rabbi Avram Belinski 143 00:09:58,514 --> 00:10:00,348 has left Poland to join you 144 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:02,934 in the village of San Francisco. 145 00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:04,811 Avram thanks you for the picture 146 00:10:04,895 --> 00:10:06,771 of your lovely family. 147 00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:09,065 He is looking eagerly forward 148 00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:11,359 to meeting your daughter Sarah Mindl 149 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:13,653 with an eye towards matrimony." 150 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:16,364 Papa. 151 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:19,367 Not now, Sarah Mindl. 152 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:21,494 But Julius... 153 00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:23,038 Go to your room. 154 00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:24,956 Man 1: What's the matter with Sarah Mindl? 155 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:29,169 Bender, a rabbi is better than a Rosenscheine. 156 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,228 Do you want a bite? 157 00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:49,522 Oh, thanks. 158 00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:07,499 There she is, Avram. 159 00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:09,918 That little shortcut I was tellin' you about. 160 00:11:10,002 --> 00:11:11,438 It's goin' to get us to San Francisco 161 00:11:11,462 --> 00:11:12,754 four days earlier. 162 00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:13,838 Good. 163 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,540 Aah! 164 00:11:48,624 --> 00:11:49,666 Whoa! 165 00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:53,503 Whoa! 166 00:11:53,587 --> 00:11:55,588 What happened? Is it Indians? 167 00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:57,507 Mr. Jones, what's happening? 168 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,850 I don't understand. What's... 169 00:12:06,934 --> 00:12:09,519 Darryl, tell him I paid the $50. 170 00:12:09,603 --> 00:12:12,564 - He paid the $50. - You paid the $50? 171 00:12:12,648 --> 00:12:14,190 - Yeah, I did. - Whoa. 172 00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:15,358 Oh! 173 00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:18,445 Whoa! 174 00:12:21,949 --> 00:12:23,700 Avram: Mr. Jones, what you want? 175 00:12:23,784 --> 00:12:25,410 You want to take my clothes? 176 00:12:25,494 --> 00:12:27,245 You need my clothes so much? 177 00:12:27,329 --> 00:12:29,080 You don't have your own clothes? 178 00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:34,669 No, no, not the Torah, please! 179 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,504 Take my money. You can have the... 180 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:39,257 God! God, help me! 181 00:12:39,341 --> 00:12:42,051 Mr. Jones, please don't do that! 182 00:12:43,220 --> 00:12:45,722 No, please. 183 00:12:45,806 --> 00:12:48,349 Please, no. 184 00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:50,560 What you need my taliths for? 185 00:12:53,647 --> 00:12:55,565 - Why are you doing this? - We love you. 186 00:12:55,649 --> 00:12:58,485 Mr. Jones, why are you doing this? 187 00:12:58,569 --> 00:12:59,986 You're not happy with our service? 188 00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:01,070 No! 189 00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:03,031 Oh! 190 00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:05,909 God! 191 00:13:05,993 --> 00:13:09,913 I don't want to be with these filthy crooks! 192 00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:11,414 We'll fix that you bucko. 193 00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:12,999 Now, here you go. 194 00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:28,932 Darryl: How'd we do? 195 00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:30,642 Mr. Jones: I got the rest of his money. 196 00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:57,645 Ooh. 197 00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:30,154 What? 198 00:16:32,282 --> 00:16:34,701 This you couldn't throw out first? 199 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:42,250 Oh. 200 00:16:58,183 --> 00:16:59,392 America. 201 00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:35,553 Landsmen! 202 00:17:35,637 --> 00:17:38,514 Landsmen! Hello! 203 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:42,477 Landsmen! 204 00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:46,355 Landsmen! Hello! 205 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,232 Landsmen! 206 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,395 Dost thou speak English? 207 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:32,443 Dost thou... 208 00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:35,238 speak Eng... 209 00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:40,159 Oy! Oy gevalt! 210 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:25,413 You know, I think he's crazy. 211 00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:14,712 - Morgen. - Good morning. 212 00:20:14,796 --> 00:20:17,840 - Good morning. - Morgen. 213 00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:19,550 We have decided 214 00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:21,677 that thou shouldst have this money 215 00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:23,679 for the train to Akron. 216 00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:33,439 We are sorry it cannot be more. 217 00:20:33,523 --> 00:20:36,317 We all hope it will help thee 218 00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:39,153 on thy journey, Brother Avram. 219 00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:50,456 I will never forget thy kindness. 220 00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:55,211 Thanks. 221 00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:09,183 Bye-bye! 222 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,810 Avram: Goodbye, children. 223 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,064 Goodbye. 224 00:21:15,148 --> 00:21:17,817 Thank you very much. 225 00:21:17,901 --> 00:21:20,069 Thanks. Goodbye! 226 00:21:20,153 --> 00:21:22,363 Man 2: Goodbye, Avram! 227 00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:26,701 Avram: My parents have a farm. 228 00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:27,827 Not big like this one 229 00:21:27,911 --> 00:21:31,497 but they have a nice farm. 230 00:21:31,581 --> 00:21:35,001 How is it that thou are not a farmer? 231 00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:37,712 Well, God made me a rabbi. 232 00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:39,588 - Why? - Why? 233 00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:44,176 I think he had enough farmers. 234 00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:50,182 What a wonderful country. 235 00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:13,914 Simple Simon says, 236 00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:16,459 "Put your fingers on your nose." 237 00:22:18,086 --> 00:22:20,588 Simple Simon says, "No laughing." 238 00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:23,966 Simple Simon says, 239 00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:25,926 "Put your fingers on your nose." 240 00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:28,346 Girl 2: Mommy, I really have to go! 241 00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:31,849 Simple Simon says, 242 00:22:31,933 --> 00:22:35,436 "Put your fingers on your nose." 243 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:37,271 Don't bother the man, honey. 244 00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:41,942 Simple Simon says, "You don't have to play." 245 00:22:49,409 --> 00:22:51,285 Man 3: I think we're an hour and a half away. 246 00:23:41,169 --> 00:23:43,587 Girl 3: Mommy, I'm getting sleepy. 247 00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:45,965 Woman 1: Then take a nap. 248 00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:20,416 Man 4: I don't think these trains stay on schedule. 249 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:28,883 Kid 1: Mama, I'm hungry. 250 00:24:28,967 --> 00:24:30,676 Woman 2: It's too soon for lunch. 251 00:24:50,864 --> 00:24:52,490 Ooh! 252 00:24:52,574 --> 00:24:53,741 Oy! 253 00:25:01,291 --> 00:25:02,768 Woman 3: Don't forget to check those bags 254 00:25:02,792 --> 00:25:04,335 when we get off the train. 255 00:25:04,419 --> 00:25:07,296 Man 5: I know. I know. You told me a hundred times. 256 00:25:10,258 --> 00:25:12,510 Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention, please? 257 00:25:13,970 --> 00:25:15,804 Now I want you all to stay calm and listen 258 00:25:15,889 --> 00:25:19,058 'cause I'm only gonna say this once. 259 00:25:19,142 --> 00:25:22,186 First thing is, don't turn around. 260 00:25:22,270 --> 00:25:24,313 There's a man behind you with a big shotgun 261 00:25:24,397 --> 00:25:26,482 and he don't care to be recognized. 262 00:25:28,318 --> 00:25:30,402 Them that don't believe me is gonna die. 263 00:25:32,239 --> 00:25:33,906 Alright, now. 264 00:25:33,990 --> 00:25:36,659 All put your hands on top of your heads. 265 00:25:36,743 --> 00:25:39,787 Good. That's real good. 266 00:25:39,871 --> 00:25:43,290 Now we're all gonna play like we're in church. 267 00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:46,335 Got something for the collection, sir? 268 00:25:46,419 --> 00:25:50,005 Very kind. Ma'am? 269 00:25:50,090 --> 00:25:52,800 Thank you, thank you very much. 270 00:25:52,884 --> 00:25:54,343 Ma'am? 271 00:25:59,849 --> 00:26:01,725 Thank you. 272 00:26:01,810 --> 00:26:03,936 Well, thank you all very much. 273 00:26:04,020 --> 00:26:07,314 Jake, I'm jumpin' here. You go at the next bend. 274 00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:10,067 Remember, folks, the best way to keep your heads 275 00:26:10,151 --> 00:26:12,152 is keep your hands on top of 'em 276 00:26:12,237 --> 00:26:14,905 and don't turn around. 277 00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:17,241 It's better to give than to receive, ain't it, folks? 278 00:27:13,089 --> 00:27:17,009 Eh, Simple Simon says, 279 00:27:17,093 --> 00:27:19,178 "Everybody laugh!" 280 00:27:27,729 --> 00:27:29,480 Don't you get the joke? 281 00:27:29,564 --> 00:27:33,734 Simple says, "Every-- everybody gotta laugh!" 282 00:28:32,419 --> 00:28:34,169 Avram: It's difficult to explain 283 00:28:34,254 --> 00:28:37,464 that a Jew can't ride on a Saturday. 284 00:28:37,549 --> 00:28:41,135 And for a Jew, Saturday begins on Friday. 285 00:28:43,346 --> 00:28:45,431 - Name? - Joseph Belladon. 286 00:28:48,476 --> 00:28:50,602 See the foreman. Name? 287 00:28:51,980 --> 00:28:56,066 Good, good. 288 00:28:56,151 --> 00:28:58,527 Man 6: See the foreman. Name? 289 00:28:58,611 --> 00:29:00,571 You funny-looking fellow. 290 00:29:00,655 --> 00:29:03,323 Yes. Yes. 291 00:29:03,408 --> 00:29:04,700 Man 6: Name? 292 00:29:04,784 --> 00:29:07,369 Yes. 293 00:29:07,454 --> 00:29:08,662 Man 6: See the foreman. 294 00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:10,205 You ever work on railroad before? 295 00:29:10,290 --> 00:29:12,624 No, this is the first time for me. 296 00:29:16,629 --> 00:29:18,669 Man 6: See the foreman. Name? - You sure talk funny. 297 00:29:22,343 --> 00:29:24,136 - Yes. Yes. Man 6: See the foreman. Name? 298 00:29:24,220 --> 00:29:25,846 John: John Browning. 299 00:29:25,930 --> 00:29:28,090 Man 7:Some strange-looking characters looking for jobs. 300 00:29:28,141 --> 00:29:30,309 See the foreman. 301 00:29:30,393 --> 00:29:32,478 - Name? - Belinski. 302 00:29:47,827 --> 00:29:49,703 Sorry! Paco, sorry! 303 00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:51,330 It wouldn't happen again. 304 00:29:51,414 --> 00:29:54,625 You can bet your boots on that. 305 00:29:57,128 --> 00:29:58,128 Oy! 306 00:30:00,757 --> 00:30:01,757 Oy! 307 00:30:04,469 --> 00:30:06,261 - Oy! - Aah! 308 00:30:06,346 --> 00:30:08,305 Oh, he did it again! 309 00:30:19,484 --> 00:30:20,609 Oy! 310 00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:24,196 Wait, wait, wait, Paco! 311 00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:25,656 Wait, wait 312 00:30:25,740 --> 00:30:28,158 it wasn't done on purpose! 313 00:30:28,243 --> 00:30:31,453 - Avram, some water over here. - Coming right up! 314 00:30:31,538 --> 00:30:34,790 The fresh, fresh water coming right up. 315 00:30:34,874 --> 00:30:36,041 - Avram. - What? 316 00:30:37,877 --> 00:30:40,170 Paco, wait. 317 00:30:40,255 --> 00:30:41,880 It was an accident! 318 00:30:41,965 --> 00:30:43,901 - I didn't mean it. - I'm gonna kill you, pendejo. 319 00:30:43,925 --> 00:30:45,968 I'll break your Jewish bones! 320 00:30:46,052 --> 00:30:47,427 You smart, you listen. 321 00:30:47,512 --> 00:30:49,137 We open up big restaurant. 322 00:30:49,222 --> 00:30:51,682 You work one year, make enough money to buy a wagon. 323 00:30:51,766 --> 00:30:53,225 Maybe we even go with you, huh? 324 00:30:53,309 --> 00:30:55,435 Open up big joint in San Francisco. 325 00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:59,523 Paco, would you show me where to buy a horse? 326 00:30:59,607 --> 00:31:01,358 Hey, pendejo. 327 00:31:01,442 --> 00:31:02,776 How you going to find your way? 328 00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:05,863 Paco, please, just show me 329 00:31:05,947 --> 00:31:07,322 where to buy a horse. 330 00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:14,580 You crazy Jew boy! 331 00:31:14,664 --> 00:31:17,082 You gonna get lost! 332 00:31:17,166 --> 00:31:18,959 Believe me, 333 00:31:19,043 --> 00:31:21,587 I won't get lost! 334 00:31:21,671 --> 00:31:24,339 Oh, yes, you will! 335 00:31:29,304 --> 00:31:31,179 Goodbye! 336 00:31:31,264 --> 00:31:33,974 Goodbye, Paco! 337 00:31:34,058 --> 00:31:36,393 Goodbye, Mr. Ping! 338 00:31:36,477 --> 00:31:39,563 Hey, wait! Wait, horsie! 339 00:31:39,647 --> 00:31:42,816 Wait, wait, horsie! Take it easy. 340 00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:45,235 Nice horsie. 341 00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:48,071 That's a good horsie, that's it. 342 00:31:48,156 --> 00:31:50,490 Let's take it slow and easy. 343 00:31:50,575 --> 00:31:52,284 Oops! Oops! Slow! 344 00:31:52,368 --> 00:31:54,244 Slow. That's it. 345 00:31:54,329 --> 00:31:55,829 Be a good horsie. 346 00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:58,206 Sarah Mindl... 347 00:31:58,291 --> 00:32:00,709 Sarah, Sarah, Sarah. 348 00:32:02,462 --> 00:32:05,672 Oh, my Sarah, Sarah. 349 00:32:10,261 --> 00:32:13,513 Oh, if you knew what you meant to me... 350 00:32:13,598 --> 00:32:15,599 Oy! 351 00:32:26,611 --> 00:32:27,736 Hey, shoo! 352 00:32:31,074 --> 00:32:32,699 Oh, my food! 353 00:32:33,743 --> 00:32:35,535 Oh, my food! 354 00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:38,246 Oy, oy, oy-oy-oy! 355 00:32:43,378 --> 00:32:45,587 Ah! Why me? 356 00:32:45,672 --> 00:32:47,422 My food, you gotta take? 357 00:32:47,507 --> 00:32:50,425 You got the whole world, you're gonna take my food? 358 00:32:57,058 --> 00:32:59,059 Not you! Wait! Not you! 359 00:32:59,936 --> 00:33:01,770 No, horsie, wait! 360 00:33:04,148 --> 00:33:06,984 No food and no horse. 361 00:33:07,068 --> 00:33:08,902 Now what? 362 00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:11,780 Come back! Kommehier, horsie! 363 00:33:11,864 --> 00:33:14,491 I'll be good to you! I'll be nice! 364 00:33:14,575 --> 00:33:16,535 I'll pick grass for you! 365 00:33:16,619 --> 00:33:18,245 I'll scratch your back! 366 00:33:18,329 --> 00:33:20,122 I'll give you a nice rub! 367 00:33:27,088 --> 00:33:28,588 Chicken, chicken, chicken! 368 00:33:28,673 --> 00:33:31,091 Chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, come here. 369 00:33:31,175 --> 00:33:32,968 I don't wanna hurt you. 370 00:33:33,052 --> 00:33:35,512 I just want to eat you. 371 00:33:39,517 --> 00:33:40,851 Kommehier. Wait! 372 00:33:40,935 --> 00:33:42,686 I don't wanna hurt you. 373 00:33:42,770 --> 00:33:45,022 I just want to make you kosher! 374 00:34:28,483 --> 00:34:30,525 How hungry are ya? 375 00:34:30,610 --> 00:34:32,652 Ah... 376 00:34:32,737 --> 00:34:34,279 I'm pretty hungry. 377 00:34:52,715 --> 00:34:54,925 If you had been here yesterday 378 00:34:55,009 --> 00:34:56,927 we could have had roast chicken. 379 00:35:00,348 --> 00:35:01,765 Mm. 380 00:35:03,392 --> 00:35:04,768 So that's Jewish cookin', huh? 381 00:35:06,896 --> 00:35:08,146 Pretty good, huh? 382 00:35:10,858 --> 00:35:12,109 Where you comin' from? 383 00:35:13,986 --> 00:35:16,196 Back there. 384 00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:17,823 You're from California, huh? 385 00:35:22,787 --> 00:35:24,246 California is that way? 386 00:35:28,251 --> 00:35:29,668 Lost, ain't you? 387 00:35:32,380 --> 00:35:34,756 - Got any money? - No. 388 00:35:37,844 --> 00:35:40,637 - Got any food? - No. 389 00:35:41,722 --> 00:35:43,265 Tsk. 390 00:35:46,435 --> 00:35:47,894 Sure talk funny. 391 00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:50,897 - Where you born at? - Poland. 392 00:35:50,982 --> 00:35:53,316 Oh. That near Pittsburgh? 393 00:35:56,028 --> 00:35:58,822 No, that's near Czechoslovakia. 394 00:35:58,906 --> 00:36:01,616 Oh, yeah, yeah. 395 00:36:02,952 --> 00:36:05,537 And you're going to California? 396 00:36:05,621 --> 00:36:06,621 Yes. 397 00:36:10,334 --> 00:36:11,710 You ain't gonna make it. 398 00:36:13,462 --> 00:36:15,422 Excuse me. 399 00:36:15,506 --> 00:36:18,383 In the morning, would you be kind enough to point out 400 00:36:18,467 --> 00:36:21,261 in which direction is San Francisco? 401 00:36:22,305 --> 00:36:24,598 - Sure. - Good. 402 00:36:24,682 --> 00:36:26,725 - In the morning. - In that case. 403 00:36:26,809 --> 00:36:29,519 Would you like to fight for that last fish? 404 00:36:33,065 --> 00:36:34,524 You think you got a chance? 405 00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:37,611 I think I can say, 406 00:36:37,695 --> 00:36:39,946 with complete confidence 407 00:36:40,031 --> 00:36:41,323 none whatsoever. 408 00:36:42,617 --> 00:36:45,202 But I'm still hungry. 409 00:36:45,286 --> 00:36:47,537 - Help yourself. - Thanks. 410 00:36:51,167 --> 00:36:53,543 What you call this kind of fish? 411 00:36:53,628 --> 00:36:55,670 Tommy: Well, that's a trout. 412 00:36:55,755 --> 00:36:58,048 - A trout? Tommy: Mmm. 413 00:36:58,132 --> 00:37:00,008 - It's got a lot of bones. Tommy: Mm-hmm. 414 00:37:03,387 --> 00:37:05,263 You got family waitin' for you? 415 00:37:05,348 --> 00:37:07,390 I'm-- I'm promised a wife 416 00:37:07,475 --> 00:37:08,767 when I get to San Francisco 417 00:37:08,851 --> 00:37:10,518 but I haven't ever met her. 418 00:37:10,603 --> 00:37:14,147 You're gonna marry a woman that you never seen? 419 00:37:14,232 --> 00:37:15,982 I didn't say I never seen her. 420 00:37:16,067 --> 00:37:19,236 I said I never met her. 421 00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:21,655 They sent me a picture... 422 00:37:21,739 --> 00:37:22,906 before I left Poland. 423 00:37:29,330 --> 00:37:31,289 Whoa-ho-ho, yeah! 424 00:37:31,374 --> 00:37:34,209 - What you think? - No, that's my kind of woman. 425 00:37:34,293 --> 00:37:36,419 You son of a gun! 426 00:37:36,504 --> 00:37:38,713 You son of a gun, you! 427 00:37:38,798 --> 00:37:42,133 Shee-it! 428 00:37:42,218 --> 00:37:43,385 Aah! 429 00:37:43,469 --> 00:37:45,053 I guess so. 430 00:37:45,137 --> 00:37:48,306 This other one ain't bad neither. 431 00:37:48,391 --> 00:37:51,142 Goodnight, rabbi. 432 00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:54,187 Avram: Goodnight, chowboy. 433 00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:55,352 Tommy: That's a real woman. 434 00:37:58,317 --> 00:38:00,777 Eins, zwei, drei, and tight. 435 00:38:04,782 --> 00:38:06,157 Once through this one 436 00:38:06,242 --> 00:38:08,743 and pull tight. 437 00:38:08,828 --> 00:38:10,287 This goes down... 438 00:38:14,583 --> 00:38:15,750 Well... 439 00:38:15,835 --> 00:38:17,294 it's nice meeting up with you, pard. 440 00:38:17,378 --> 00:38:19,713 Nice meeting up with you, pard. 441 00:38:19,797 --> 00:38:21,923 - You got it straight? - Oh, sure. 442 00:38:22,008 --> 00:38:24,634 Right from this tree, I head straight north 443 00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:28,263 five or six weeks till I come to the flat country. 444 00:38:28,347 --> 00:38:31,599 - Yeah. - Then I make a left. 445 00:38:31,684 --> 00:38:35,353 For two days. That way I avoid the Indians. 446 00:38:35,438 --> 00:38:38,023 Then I cross the river 447 00:38:38,107 --> 00:38:39,524 and I make a sharp right 448 00:38:39,608 --> 00:38:43,278 away from the mountains. 449 00:38:43,362 --> 00:38:46,031 Once I get to the desert, God willing. 450 00:38:46,115 --> 00:38:47,824 I just continue 451 00:38:47,908 --> 00:38:49,242 straight as piss 452 00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:51,661 till I come to the ocean. 453 00:38:51,746 --> 00:38:53,288 Take a left 454 00:38:53,372 --> 00:38:55,790 keeping the ocean on my right shoulder 455 00:38:55,875 --> 00:38:58,668 and just hot-tail it right into San Francisco. 456 00:39:00,254 --> 00:39:02,672 Good? 457 00:39:02,757 --> 00:39:04,674 Pretty good. 458 00:39:04,759 --> 00:39:07,427 Well... 459 00:39:07,511 --> 00:39:08,928 I hope you make it. 460 00:39:15,102 --> 00:39:17,145 Okay, wait, horse. 461 00:39:17,229 --> 00:39:18,688 Good. 462 00:39:18,773 --> 00:39:20,273 Alright, go, horsie. 463 00:39:21,233 --> 00:39:23,276 That's it. 464 00:39:23,361 --> 00:39:24,652 Straight ahead. 465 00:39:28,407 --> 00:39:30,742 Speak any Mexican, do you? 466 00:39:31,702 --> 00:39:34,329 No, why do you ask? 467 00:39:34,413 --> 00:39:36,498 Oh, nothin'. 468 00:39:36,582 --> 00:39:38,625 Just curious. 469 00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:42,921 If you should ever come to San Francisco 470 00:39:43,005 --> 00:39:44,714 I hope that you'll call on me 471 00:39:44,799 --> 00:39:47,217 and we could talk over some nice times. 472 00:39:53,641 --> 00:39:56,059 - Come on, horsie. - Hey! 473 00:39:58,604 --> 00:39:59,646 That way! 474 00:40:01,982 --> 00:40:03,316 That way? 475 00:40:05,111 --> 00:40:07,695 Well, o-- o-- of course, I know it's that way 476 00:40:07,780 --> 00:40:09,989 but first I have to go around that big log 477 00:40:10,074 --> 00:40:11,991 before I can go that way. 478 00:40:12,076 --> 00:40:14,160 You mustn't turn a horse so quick. 479 00:40:14,245 --> 00:40:16,037 That's how accidents happen. 480 00:40:16,122 --> 00:40:18,790 Avram: You've gotta start nice and slow. 481 00:40:18,874 --> 00:40:20,792 That way you get off on the right foot. 482 00:40:24,630 --> 00:40:28,049 Oy, oy, oy... 483 00:40:28,134 --> 00:40:29,926 Hey! 484 00:40:30,010 --> 00:40:32,679 Avram: What kind of crazy horses they got in this country? 485 00:40:38,227 --> 00:40:39,936 What do you call this in Jewish? 486 00:40:40,020 --> 00:40:43,273 Uh, uh, tukas. 487 00:40:43,357 --> 00:40:45,483 Well, you keep your eyes on this tukas 488 00:40:45,568 --> 00:40:48,528 and don't take 'em off till I tell you. 489 00:40:48,612 --> 00:40:51,448 Avram: Keep my eyes on the tukas. 490 00:40:58,456 --> 00:40:59,831 Shee-it! 491 00:40:59,915 --> 00:41:03,626 Don't get no closer to that edge, rabbi! 492 00:41:03,711 --> 00:41:06,045 - What kind of word is that? - What word? 493 00:41:06,130 --> 00:41:09,007 You always say she-it at a certain moment. 494 00:41:09,091 --> 00:41:10,508 Shee-it? 495 00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:14,971 Well, that's, uh... 496 00:41:15,055 --> 00:41:17,724 That's, um, what do you, uh... 497 00:41:17,808 --> 00:41:21,978 Well, you must have a word in your language that you... 498 00:41:22,062 --> 00:41:24,397 What do you say when you get really took by surprise? 499 00:41:25,357 --> 00:41:27,108 Oy gevalt! 500 00:41:27,193 --> 00:41:28,693 Oygevalt? 501 00:41:28,777 --> 00:41:30,361 Avram: Yeah. 502 00:41:30,446 --> 00:41:31,863 That's it. 503 00:41:31,947 --> 00:41:33,448 That's what shee-it means. 504 00:41:36,285 --> 00:41:37,702 Oy shee-it! 505 00:41:39,079 --> 00:41:40,580 Yeah, that makes sense. 506 00:41:42,208 --> 00:41:44,125 Slow, slow, horsie. 507 00:41:52,218 --> 00:41:56,346 Well, this is it. Where are you going? 508 00:41:56,430 --> 00:41:59,557 Back down the river a few miles, a good place to cross. 509 00:41:59,642 --> 00:42:02,352 Avram: Why not here? Tommy: Here? 510 00:42:02,436 --> 00:42:04,562 Here is a good place to die but it ain't a good place 511 00:42:04,647 --> 00:42:05,980 to cross the river. 512 00:42:06,065 --> 00:42:09,067 We just jump in and swim straight across. 513 00:42:09,151 --> 00:42:10,276 Simple as pie. 514 00:42:12,154 --> 00:42:14,155 If you wanna kill yourself, go ahead. 515 00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:16,449 I don't like the odds. I'm taking the long way. 516 00:42:25,668 --> 00:42:27,335 Now that shouldn't be so difficult. 517 00:42:31,006 --> 00:42:32,590 Avram: That's a killer! 518 00:42:37,555 --> 00:42:39,556 Wait! Wait a minute! 519 00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:41,516 Where you goin', horsie? 520 00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:44,102 Avram: Whoa! I didn't say where to go yet! 521 00:42:44,186 --> 00:42:46,854 Whoa! Whoa! 522 00:42:46,939 --> 00:42:49,232 Oh, no! Oh, no! Whoa! 523 00:42:49,316 --> 00:42:51,192 Whoa! Oy, oy, oy! 524 00:42:51,277 --> 00:42:53,778 Oy, oy! I almost got it! 525 00:42:53,862 --> 00:42:56,114 Shee-it! 526 00:42:56,198 --> 00:42:58,116 Aah! 527 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,333 Hey! 528 00:43:07,418 --> 00:43:09,544 That snake could've killed me! 529 00:43:09,628 --> 00:43:11,504 Damn me, if he can do it, I can do it! 530 00:43:18,220 --> 00:43:20,138 Yah! Yah! 531 00:43:21,098 --> 00:43:22,265 Help! 532 00:43:22,349 --> 00:43:24,017 Oy gevalt! 533 00:43:24,101 --> 00:43:25,810 Goddamn! Oh, shit! 534 00:43:30,691 --> 00:43:31,941 Uh-oh. 535 00:43:34,612 --> 00:43:35,903 Shit. 536 00:43:40,242 --> 00:43:42,160 You know, rabbi. 537 00:43:42,244 --> 00:43:44,579 You're one crazy bastard! 538 00:43:44,663 --> 00:43:45,913 Remember! 539 00:43:45,998 --> 00:43:47,665 I'm the kind of person when he says 540 00:43:47,750 --> 00:43:51,336 he's gonna do something, he does it! 541 00:43:51,420 --> 00:43:53,171 Man 8: You got a guarantee, huh? 542 00:43:53,255 --> 00:43:54,464 He could be laying out there 543 00:43:54,548 --> 00:43:55,828 somewhere dead in the wilderness! 544 00:43:55,883 --> 00:43:57,634 Bite your tongue! 545 00:43:57,718 --> 00:43:59,927 You're talking about my future son-in-law! 546 00:44:06,518 --> 00:44:09,312 Man 8: Somebody maybe should remind Sarah Mindl. 547 00:44:15,736 --> 00:44:16,819 Rosalie! 548 00:44:18,572 --> 00:44:20,031 Rosalie! 549 00:44:20,115 --> 00:44:22,742 Get your sister away from that idiot! 550 00:44:22,826 --> 00:44:26,746 I'm not mixing in. I'm not mixing in! 551 00:44:26,830 --> 00:44:28,998 This is a nice little town. 552 00:44:29,083 --> 00:44:33,711 - Cold, but nice. - Yeah, I guess. 553 00:44:33,796 --> 00:44:38,174 Avram: I don't think that fellow is a 100 percent. 554 00:44:38,258 --> 00:44:39,842 ♪ Loved by the moonlight ♪ 555 00:44:39,927 --> 00:44:42,011 ♪ Loved by the moonlight ♪ 556 00:44:42,096 --> 00:44:45,431 I'll see if I can find us some place to stay. 557 00:44:45,516 --> 00:44:47,600 ♪ Beautiful dreams ♪ 558 00:44:47,685 --> 00:44:49,519 Some place pretty cheap. 559 00:44:49,603 --> 00:44:50,895 Yeah, pretty cheap. 560 00:44:53,148 --> 00:44:56,484 ♪ List while I woo thee ♪ 561 00:44:56,568 --> 00:45:00,405 ♪ With soft melody ♪ 562 00:45:02,574 --> 00:45:05,118 ♪ Gone are the cares ♪ 563 00:45:05,202 --> 00:45:09,914 ♪ Of life's busy throng ♪ 564 00:45:09,998 --> 00:45:16,295 ♪ Beautiful dreamer awake unto me ♪♪ 565 00:45:20,175 --> 00:45:22,760 'Bout tomorrow mornin'. 566 00:45:22,845 --> 00:45:25,263 This ain't traveling weather. 567 00:45:25,347 --> 00:45:27,682 I know this place ain't fancy, but... 568 00:45:27,766 --> 00:45:29,600 But it's got a roof... 569 00:45:29,685 --> 00:45:32,186 and like you say, it's cheap. 570 00:45:33,939 --> 00:45:35,815 So we just stay here for a couple of months. 571 00:45:35,899 --> 00:45:37,150 - And then head south. - No! 572 00:45:37,234 --> 00:45:38,818 I've wasted too much time already. 573 00:45:44,450 --> 00:45:45,992 When they banged on your head 574 00:45:46,076 --> 00:45:48,035 they must have mushed your brains! 575 00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:50,163 If you're so God damned worried about time 576 00:45:50,247 --> 00:45:52,123 how come you don't ride on Saturday? 577 00:45:52,207 --> 00:45:54,292 I told you, it's against my religion 578 00:45:54,376 --> 00:45:56,002 to ride on the Sabbath. 579 00:45:56,086 --> 00:45:58,212 Well, I got me a new religion, too! 580 00:45:58,297 --> 00:46:00,840 And one of the things you ain't allowed to do is die! 581 00:46:00,924 --> 00:46:02,759 Them's real mountains out there, 582 00:46:02,843 --> 00:46:05,011 and that's a real blizzard building up! 583 00:46:05,095 --> 00:46:07,138 I'm tellin' you we can't make it! 584 00:46:07,222 --> 00:46:10,433 - I can make it. - Goddamn! 585 00:46:10,517 --> 00:46:12,477 I ain't gonna let you talk me into this. 586 00:46:12,561 --> 00:46:14,020 It's just impossible! 587 00:46:14,104 --> 00:46:16,272 Tommy: Every goddamn Indian knows that! 588 00:46:16,356 --> 00:46:17,899 Every goddamn trapper knows that! 589 00:46:21,111 --> 00:46:24,989 I know, you don't like it when I talk that way. 590 00:46:25,073 --> 00:46:26,949 But I'm tellin' ya.. 591 00:46:27,034 --> 00:46:29,076 You ain't gonna talk me into it this time! 592 00:46:31,038 --> 00:46:33,956 Am I trying to talk you into anything? 593 00:46:38,587 --> 00:46:40,338 Goodnight! 594 00:46:40,422 --> 00:46:42,924 - Have a nice trip. - Goodnight. 595 00:46:43,008 --> 00:46:46,010 And thanks for everything you did for me. 596 00:46:47,763 --> 00:46:50,765 Up until the time I needed you the most! 597 00:46:55,145 --> 00:46:56,545 Tommy: Don't wake me in the mornin'. 598 00:46:58,816 --> 00:47:02,109 I'll try to be as quiet as possible. 599 00:47:04,822 --> 00:47:07,448 So, what do you think now, rabbi? 600 00:47:07,533 --> 00:47:08,741 It's cold. 601 00:47:12,913 --> 00:47:14,205 You should see it in winter. 602 00:47:23,423 --> 00:47:25,508 Avram: In the Talmud it says... 603 00:47:25,592 --> 00:47:28,219 "Find thyself a teacher," 604 00:47:28,303 --> 00:47:29,929 and this I had done. 605 00:47:34,476 --> 00:47:36,978 However, there were times I feared 606 00:47:37,062 --> 00:47:39,564 that he would find another pupil. 607 00:47:42,651 --> 00:47:44,610 Tommy: Get your horse down! 608 00:48:05,215 --> 00:48:06,841 If we'd have gone on... 609 00:48:06,925 --> 00:48:08,134 we'd have froze to death! 610 00:48:09,469 --> 00:48:10,970 No! Make one! 611 00:48:14,099 --> 00:48:15,349 Move! 612 00:48:16,643 --> 00:48:17,894 Come here! 613 00:48:20,522 --> 00:48:21,606 Closer! 614 00:48:24,151 --> 00:48:25,526 Wait! 615 00:48:25,611 --> 00:48:28,237 We are doing this to keep warm, aren't we? 616 00:48:28,322 --> 00:48:29,822 Uh-huh. 617 00:48:29,907 --> 00:48:35,119 In that case, you can put your arms around me. 618 00:48:35,203 --> 00:48:36,621 Come here, darlin'. 619 00:48:40,375 --> 00:48:41,626 That's better. 620 00:48:50,928 --> 00:48:52,345 Hey, look! 621 00:49:03,774 --> 00:49:06,484 Avram: I think we've found the garden of Eden! 622 00:49:06,568 --> 00:49:08,945 Tommy: Well, it ain't exactly the garden of Eden. 623 00:49:13,617 --> 00:49:15,952 What a wonderful place America is! 624 00:49:16,036 --> 00:49:18,120 Avram: There are no walls around these cities. 625 00:49:18,205 --> 00:49:19,766 You don't have to worry about the soldiers 626 00:49:19,790 --> 00:49:22,333 comin' in from the next town and killing people. 627 00:49:22,417 --> 00:49:25,711 You know, I think this is the West. 628 00:49:25,796 --> 00:49:27,880 We're in the Wild West here. 629 00:49:27,965 --> 00:49:29,632 Just like the books I read in Poland. 630 00:49:29,716 --> 00:49:31,175 Just hold on... 631 00:49:31,259 --> 00:49:33,511 This is a wonderful city. 632 00:49:33,595 --> 00:49:36,722 They've got banks and restaurants. 633 00:49:36,807 --> 00:49:39,475 They've got merchants of all kinds here. 634 00:49:39,559 --> 00:49:42,812 And look at the people, how they're dressed. 635 00:49:42,896 --> 00:49:44,397 I think those are cowboys. 636 00:49:46,942 --> 00:49:48,609 - Howdy! Man 9: Howdy. 637 00:49:48,694 --> 00:49:50,611 Pull up here. 638 00:49:50,696 --> 00:49:53,114 I've got a little business I want to take care of. 639 00:49:53,198 --> 00:49:54,532 Hold on to the horses, will ya? 640 00:49:59,329 --> 00:50:00,746 And I'll be right back. 641 00:50:30,027 --> 00:50:32,570 Move it! Hyah! 642 00:50:32,654 --> 00:50:35,448 - What's happening? - We just robbed the bank. 643 00:50:35,532 --> 00:50:38,159 - What did you say? - We just robbed the bank! 644 00:50:40,746 --> 00:50:43,164 What do you mean, "we?" 645 00:50:46,835 --> 00:50:48,836 The bank! They just robbed the bank! 646 00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:50,629 Oy gevalt! 647 00:50:54,051 --> 00:50:55,718 We need a posse, boys! Let's go! 648 00:50:55,802 --> 00:50:57,553 - What for? - I said we need a posse! 649 00:50:57,637 --> 00:50:59,657 To hell with you! I ain't got any money in the bank. 650 00:50:59,681 --> 00:51:00,890 But they robbed it! 651 00:51:00,974 --> 00:51:02,892 Well, go get them. It's your bank. 652 00:51:02,976 --> 00:51:04,412 Five dollars a man when we catch them. 653 00:51:04,436 --> 00:51:05,913 Man 10: "Five dollars?" Man 11: Seven-fifty. 654 00:51:05,937 --> 00:51:07,813 Man 10: Not worth it! - I'll go for $11. 655 00:51:07,898 --> 00:51:10,066 - Ten! - Eleven! 656 00:51:10,150 --> 00:51:13,402 Alright, you bastards, $11. Let's go! 657 00:51:17,741 --> 00:51:19,158 Hyah! 658 00:51:34,091 --> 00:51:35,925 Don't get comfortable. We can't stop here. 659 00:51:43,850 --> 00:51:46,060 How could you do this to me? 660 00:51:46,144 --> 00:51:48,270 It's what I do. I'm a bank robber. 661 00:51:48,355 --> 00:51:50,523 But you made me a bank robber! 662 00:51:50,607 --> 00:51:52,191 So what? You get your half. 663 00:51:52,275 --> 00:51:54,568 Get out of my life! 664 00:51:55,862 --> 00:51:58,197 What? 665 00:51:58,281 --> 00:52:00,658 Get out of my life! Get out! 666 00:52:00,742 --> 00:52:02,368 I don't want you here! 667 00:52:02,452 --> 00:52:04,328 - Get out of my life! - Hold it! 668 00:52:10,127 --> 00:52:12,795 Take it easy, take it easy. 669 00:52:12,879 --> 00:52:14,922 You better cool off. 670 00:52:15,006 --> 00:52:16,465 Cool it down. 671 00:52:28,019 --> 00:52:30,146 Guns? 672 00:52:30,230 --> 00:52:31,647 You're going to shoot guns at me? 673 00:52:34,693 --> 00:52:36,193 Guns? 674 00:52:46,663 --> 00:52:48,539 You know, you're really crazy. 675 00:52:48,623 --> 00:52:50,583 Sure I'm crazy! I'm a bank robber! 676 00:52:50,667 --> 00:52:52,918 Who else would rob a bank but a crazy? 677 00:52:53,003 --> 00:52:54,461 You, you ain't no bank robber. 678 00:52:54,546 --> 00:52:55,826 All you did was hold the horses. 679 00:52:55,881 --> 00:52:57,298 You think I could tell them that? 680 00:52:57,382 --> 00:52:59,300 - Sure. - And would they listen? 681 00:52:59,384 --> 00:53:00,676 Yeah, they'll listen! 682 00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:03,304 Then they'll hang you! 683 00:53:03,388 --> 00:53:05,306 And what if I give back the money? 684 00:53:05,390 --> 00:53:06,557 Tommy: You mean your half. 685 00:53:09,144 --> 00:53:11,270 Yes, I mean my half. 686 00:53:11,354 --> 00:53:12,999 Well, first they'll string you up by your balls 687 00:53:13,023 --> 00:53:14,667 until you tell them where the other half is. 688 00:53:14,691 --> 00:53:16,984 Then they'll hang you! 689 00:53:21,406 --> 00:53:22,740 Make up your mind, partner. 690 00:53:28,121 --> 00:53:29,371 Hyah! 691 00:53:29,456 --> 00:53:30,623 Oy! 692 00:53:33,919 --> 00:53:35,085 Oy! 693 00:53:39,216 --> 00:53:40,925 Oy gevalt! 694 00:53:41,009 --> 00:53:43,469 Go fast, horsie! Go fast! 695 00:53:43,553 --> 00:53:45,221 Wait, Tommy, wait! 696 00:53:45,305 --> 00:53:46,513 Avram: I'm coming! 697 00:53:53,313 --> 00:53:56,982 - Looks like fresh tracks. - They was here, alright. 698 00:53:57,067 --> 00:53:59,652 - Here's some blood. - Hey, that was me. 699 00:53:59,736 --> 00:54:01,362 I knew I got that one. 700 00:54:01,446 --> 00:54:04,698 If you did, he sure took a long time to start bleeding. 701 00:54:04,783 --> 00:54:06,158 Alright, let's go, men! 702 00:54:06,243 --> 00:54:07,826 Let's look for a tree for the hanging! 703 00:54:24,219 --> 00:54:26,136 Hey, hey! 704 00:54:26,221 --> 00:54:28,681 Hey! 705 00:54:28,765 --> 00:54:30,057 Another river? 706 00:55:04,884 --> 00:55:07,303 I wish that we could build a bigger fire. 707 00:55:07,387 --> 00:55:09,096 Well, we can't! 708 00:55:09,180 --> 00:55:12,599 You're lucky to have this much. They ain't that far behind us. 709 00:55:12,684 --> 00:55:14,226 By sunrise, they're going to catch on 710 00:55:14,311 --> 00:55:17,021 to my dumb-ass trick. 711 00:55:17,105 --> 00:55:19,565 There. That ought to warm you up. 712 00:55:19,649 --> 00:55:21,900 Three hundred and twenty dollars each. 713 00:55:21,985 --> 00:55:23,152 Not bad, huh? 714 00:55:29,659 --> 00:55:31,160 Now, ain't you somethin'? 715 00:55:31,244 --> 00:55:32,703 Tell you the truth, 716 00:55:32,787 --> 00:55:34,223 I never figured you was gonna take the money, 717 00:55:34,247 --> 00:55:35,497 tainted and all like it is. 718 00:55:37,167 --> 00:55:39,251 So, you're rich. 719 00:55:39,336 --> 00:55:41,003 What are you going to do with it all? 720 00:55:42,922 --> 00:55:44,381 When we get to the next town 721 00:55:44,466 --> 00:55:46,133 I'm going to send it back. 722 00:55:48,303 --> 00:55:50,596 Well, I'd be careful till then. 723 00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:53,098 It's dangerous out here. 724 00:55:53,183 --> 00:55:55,309 A fellow could get his self robbed. 725 00:55:57,937 --> 00:56:00,814 I'll keep out a watch for strangers. 726 00:56:16,331 --> 00:56:17,581 Tommy: About ready. 727 00:56:30,470 --> 00:56:32,179 Church over, we'd better make tracks. 728 00:56:36,893 --> 00:56:38,852 I figure they know pretty much where we're at. 729 00:56:42,524 --> 00:56:45,150 It ain't going to take them too long to find us. 730 00:56:45,235 --> 00:56:48,737 Avram: Hold still. Hold still, horsie, be good. 731 00:56:48,822 --> 00:56:50,614 Tommy: Can't really afford such a late start. 732 00:57:00,291 --> 00:57:02,501 What the hell are you doing? 733 00:57:02,585 --> 00:57:03,919 I don't ride today. 734 00:57:06,464 --> 00:57:07,631 What are you talkin' about? 735 00:57:08,967 --> 00:57:11,468 - Today is Saturday. - So? 736 00:57:11,553 --> 00:57:14,555 - I don't ride on Saturday. - Well, I know that. 737 00:57:14,639 --> 00:57:16,598 But don't tell me you ain't going to ride today! 738 00:57:16,683 --> 00:57:18,851 I ain't going to ride today. 739 00:57:18,935 --> 00:57:20,602 I asked you not to tell me that! 740 00:57:20,687 --> 00:57:22,062 That's what I'm telling you. 741 00:57:22,147 --> 00:57:24,898 But this ain't no ordinary Saturday! 742 00:57:27,152 --> 00:57:31,155 Why is this Saturday different from all other Saturdays? 743 00:57:31,239 --> 00:57:32,656 'Cause this Saturday 744 00:57:32,740 --> 00:57:34,992 there's a hanging posse chasing us! 745 00:57:38,329 --> 00:57:42,166 I promise you, right now they're doubling back to that stream! 746 00:57:42,250 --> 00:57:44,877 I don't ride on Saturday! 747 00:57:44,961 --> 00:57:47,838 Jesus, you give me the pee doodles! 748 00:57:49,716 --> 00:57:52,342 There ain't no Jews in that posse, you know! 749 00:57:52,427 --> 00:57:55,721 They'd just as soon string you up on Saturday as any other day! 750 00:57:55,805 --> 00:57:57,556 They don't give a shit for your holidays. 751 00:57:57,640 --> 00:57:58,682 Don't you know that? 752 00:58:00,143 --> 00:58:02,019 Goddamn it if I'm going to walk! 753 00:58:05,356 --> 00:58:07,441 I've asked you not to say that. 754 00:58:14,282 --> 00:58:18,076 You stupid, ignorant, son of a bitch! 755 00:58:18,161 --> 00:58:20,662 I ain't waiting around for that posse to find us! 756 00:58:22,624 --> 00:58:25,834 - I'm leaving! - Who's asking you to stay? 757 00:58:25,919 --> 00:58:28,629 Goodbye! Hyah! 758 00:58:28,713 --> 00:58:30,339 Hyah! Hyah! 759 00:58:37,222 --> 00:58:38,472 There it is. 760 00:58:57,659 --> 00:58:59,034 I'm gonna show you something. 761 00:59:02,539 --> 00:59:03,789 Look over there. 762 00:59:06,292 --> 00:59:07,459 Tommy: You know what that is? 763 00:59:09,629 --> 00:59:11,672 Yes. 764 00:59:11,756 --> 00:59:13,006 Well? 765 00:59:16,427 --> 00:59:17,803 When the sun sets. 766 00:59:19,597 --> 00:59:21,807 Know what you are? 767 00:59:21,891 --> 00:59:23,141 You're a real meshugana! 768 00:59:27,647 --> 00:59:28,814 "Meshuggener." 769 00:59:37,574 --> 00:59:39,408 They're comin'. 770 00:59:39,492 --> 00:59:41,660 Damn you! 771 00:59:41,744 --> 00:59:43,412 - Come on. - They're comin'. 772 00:59:45,707 --> 00:59:48,750 Now? 773 00:59:48,835 --> 00:59:50,210 Not yet! 774 00:59:51,963 --> 00:59:53,088 Now? 775 00:59:55,758 --> 00:59:57,092 Not yet! 776 00:59:57,176 --> 00:59:58,385 Now! 777 01:00:12,609 --> 01:00:14,526 - Now! - Thank God. 778 01:00:21,284 --> 01:00:23,076 Tommy: Longest damn day of my life. 779 01:00:29,959 --> 01:00:32,085 Now, these are apple trees. 780 01:00:45,433 --> 01:00:47,267 Hot! 781 01:00:47,352 --> 01:00:48,644 It's hot. 782 01:00:57,695 --> 01:00:59,404 Will you quit that? They ain't comin'. 783 01:00:59,489 --> 01:01:01,990 - How do you know? - 'Cause it's been four days. 784 01:01:02,075 --> 01:01:03,450 I'm telling you, they ain't comin'. 785 01:01:03,534 --> 01:01:04,743 Now just relax! 786 01:01:06,371 --> 01:01:08,497 What's that? 787 01:01:11,250 --> 01:01:13,919 Indians! Let's go! 788 01:01:14,003 --> 01:01:15,712 Go, horsie! 789 01:01:17,674 --> 01:01:21,176 Now go! They ain't serving tea, you know, you idiot! 790 01:01:21,260 --> 01:01:22,969 Oy! Oy! Oy! Go, horsie! 791 01:01:26,641 --> 01:01:28,100 Shee-it! 792 01:01:30,103 --> 01:01:31,436 - Hyah! - Quick! 793 01:01:31,521 --> 01:01:33,563 Go quick, horse! 794 01:01:33,648 --> 01:01:35,482 Avram: Can't they see that we're friends? 795 01:01:45,868 --> 01:01:47,035 What did they want? 796 01:01:50,790 --> 01:01:52,958 They wanted our horses, our guns 797 01:01:53,042 --> 01:01:55,335 our scalps, our heads... 798 01:01:55,420 --> 01:01:56,795 Jesus, I don't know. 799 01:01:56,879 --> 01:01:58,399 They wanted our asses, that's what they wanted. 800 01:01:58,423 --> 01:02:00,006 But why? What did we do? 801 01:02:00,091 --> 01:02:01,800 They've been shit on by white men so long 802 01:02:01,884 --> 01:02:03,969 they don't ask questions no more. 803 01:02:04,053 --> 01:02:06,471 They wasn't painted up for one of your bar mitzvahs 804 01:02:06,556 --> 01:02:08,348 I can tell you that! 805 01:02:08,433 --> 01:02:11,309 Oh, no. Oh, no! 806 01:02:11,394 --> 01:02:12,686 Oh, my God! 807 01:02:12,770 --> 01:02:14,229 - What's the matter? - Oh, my God. 808 01:02:14,313 --> 01:02:16,148 - What's the matter? - Oh, God! 809 01:02:16,232 --> 01:02:18,150 - The Torah! - Wait! 810 01:02:18,234 --> 01:02:21,778 Wait, damn it, wait! 811 01:02:21,863 --> 01:02:24,156 I ain't going with you this time, goddamn it! 812 01:02:24,240 --> 01:02:25,657 Let's go! 813 01:02:25,742 --> 01:02:27,743 That was war paint, you stupid ignoramus! 814 01:02:27,827 --> 01:02:29,411 They won't talk, they'll just kill you! 815 01:02:29,495 --> 01:02:31,246 - Will you let go? - I ain't going! 816 01:02:31,330 --> 01:02:33,832 - You son of a bitch! - Who's asking you? 817 01:02:37,170 --> 01:02:38,670 So long, sucker! 818 01:02:40,339 --> 01:02:42,883 Have a nice funeral! 819 01:02:42,967 --> 01:02:45,177 Tommy: You dumb asshole! 820 01:02:45,261 --> 01:02:46,428 Get me out of this! 821 01:02:50,141 --> 01:02:51,266 Please... 822 01:03:05,740 --> 01:03:08,825 Tommy: Oh, God! Get me out of this! 823 01:03:08,910 --> 01:03:11,995 Oh, please, please, Jesus! 824 01:03:12,079 --> 01:03:14,539 I'm your friend. I don't... 825 01:03:14,624 --> 01:03:17,125 I don't want to die. Please! 826 01:03:28,971 --> 01:03:30,388 Tommy: You goddamn son of a bitch. 827 01:03:43,277 --> 01:03:44,653 I never did anything wrong. 828 01:03:47,824 --> 01:03:49,241 How did I get into this? 829 01:04:13,099 --> 01:04:16,017 Who the hell are you? 830 01:04:16,102 --> 01:04:17,811 Me rabbi... 831 01:04:19,522 --> 01:04:20,730 Jewish rabbi. 832 01:04:22,567 --> 01:04:24,734 Come from far away... 833 01:04:24,819 --> 01:04:26,987 Across big ocean. 834 01:04:27,071 --> 01:04:30,073 I read much books about Indians. 835 01:04:33,452 --> 01:04:35,871 You don't speak English very well. 836 01:04:44,213 --> 01:04:45,714 Tommy: He's a holy man, chief. 837 01:04:45,798 --> 01:04:48,300 Speaks to the spirits every morning and every night 838 01:04:48,384 --> 01:04:50,302 and he's so good and kind and gentle... 839 01:04:50,386 --> 01:04:52,387 Just a sweetheart of a man. 840 01:04:52,471 --> 01:04:54,157 Why, even when we robbed the bank and the posse 841 01:04:54,181 --> 01:04:56,349 was chasing us, he wouldn't ride on Saturday 842 01:04:56,434 --> 01:04:58,435 No, siree, 'cause that's his holy day 843 01:04:58,519 --> 01:05:00,122 and he didn't want to make his spirits angry. 844 01:05:00,146 --> 01:05:02,314 Can he make rain? 845 01:05:02,398 --> 01:05:04,774 Rain? Rain? 846 01:05:04,859 --> 01:05:07,736 Oh, you should have seen the rain! 847 01:05:07,820 --> 01:05:09,863 I mean buckets of rain, coming down day after day. 848 01:05:09,947 --> 01:05:11,174 Tommy: I didn't know what the hell we were going to do 849 01:05:11,198 --> 01:05:12,741 with all the stuff. 850 01:05:12,825 --> 01:05:14,225 And if you want to talk about snow-- 851 01:05:14,285 --> 01:05:16,453 Don't talk about snow! 852 01:05:16,537 --> 01:05:17,579 No. 853 01:05:20,124 --> 01:05:21,875 You came for this? 854 01:05:23,461 --> 01:05:25,629 Yes! 855 01:05:25,713 --> 01:05:28,214 I have read this book. 856 01:05:31,052 --> 01:05:33,261 Did not understand one word. 857 01:05:40,811 --> 01:05:43,271 What do you call this book? 858 01:05:43,356 --> 01:05:44,397 Torah. 859 01:05:45,691 --> 01:05:47,275 Th-orah? 860 01:05:47,360 --> 01:05:49,235 Torah... 861 01:05:49,320 --> 01:05:51,112 The Torah. 862 01:05:51,197 --> 01:05:53,239 - "Torah." - Good. 863 01:05:58,579 --> 01:06:01,414 Will you trade your horse for Torah? 864 01:06:06,087 --> 01:06:09,214 - Yes. - Your horse and your boots? 865 01:06:09,298 --> 01:06:12,467 - Yes. - And your clothes? 866 01:06:12,551 --> 01:06:13,760 Yes. 867 01:06:13,844 --> 01:06:17,013 And everything else you own? 868 01:06:17,098 --> 01:06:18,473 Yes, everything. 869 01:06:21,394 --> 01:06:24,604 - Even your knife? - I have no knife. 870 01:06:26,107 --> 01:06:29,067 - No knife! All: Oh! 871 01:06:29,151 --> 01:06:30,402 Woman 4: What man has no knife? 872 01:06:34,031 --> 01:06:35,949 You have no knife? 873 01:06:36,033 --> 01:06:37,283 No. 874 01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:44,290 If I give you back Torah... 875 01:06:44,375 --> 01:06:47,544 will you purify your soul through fire? 876 01:07:05,354 --> 01:07:06,563 Yes. 877 01:07:12,486 --> 01:07:13,695 Shit. 878 01:07:24,832 --> 01:07:27,125 If I let you go... 879 01:07:27,209 --> 01:07:29,127 may I keep Torah? 880 01:07:32,590 --> 01:07:33,673 No! 881 01:08:09,627 --> 01:08:12,087 Rabbi with no knife. 882 01:08:12,171 --> 01:08:13,713 You are a brave man. 883 01:08:16,759 --> 01:08:18,384 And you... 884 01:08:18,469 --> 01:08:22,472 Who speak to Indians as if to little children, 885 01:08:22,556 --> 01:08:24,474 Your heart is big. 886 01:08:24,558 --> 01:08:28,103 - Not as big as your mouth... - Ah, well... 887 01:08:28,187 --> 01:08:30,271 But you have good feelings inside. 888 01:08:31,941 --> 01:08:33,858 Thanks, chief. Thanks very much. 889 01:09:00,219 --> 01:09:01,553 Thanks. 890 01:09:05,391 --> 01:09:06,474 L'chaim! 891 01:09:08,310 --> 01:09:10,436 You should just be healthy. 892 01:09:10,521 --> 01:09:12,605 And that's the most important thing. 893 01:09:16,944 --> 01:09:18,486 Ah! 894 01:09:18,571 --> 01:09:20,655 Now, this is a good drink. 895 01:09:23,534 --> 01:09:26,035 What kind of the Great Spirit send us right.. 896 01:09:26,120 --> 01:09:28,288 Wonderful! 897 01:09:28,372 --> 01:09:31,082 Wonderful and nice dancing. 898 01:09:31,167 --> 01:09:32,709 Nice does not make rain. 899 01:09:32,793 --> 01:09:35,003 Yes or no, can your God make rain? 900 01:09:35,087 --> 01:09:36,462 - Yes. - But he doesn't. 901 01:09:36,547 --> 01:09:37,839 - That's right. - Why? 902 01:09:37,923 --> 01:09:39,757 Because that's not his department! 903 01:09:39,842 --> 01:09:41,426 But if he wanted to, he could? 904 01:09:41,510 --> 01:09:44,220 - Yes! - What kinda God do you have? 905 01:09:44,305 --> 01:09:45,680 Don't say my God. 906 01:09:45,764 --> 01:09:48,183 - He's your God, too. - Don't give him to us. 907 01:09:48,267 --> 01:09:49,976 We have enough troubles with our own Gods. 908 01:09:50,060 --> 01:09:52,645 - But there's only one God. - What does he do? 909 01:09:52,730 --> 01:09:56,065 He can do anything! 910 01:09:56,150 --> 01:09:58,568 Then why can't he make rain? 911 01:09:58,652 --> 01:10:01,154 Because he doesn't make rain! 912 01:10:01,238 --> 01:10:03,990 He gives us strength when we're suffering. 913 01:10:04,074 --> 01:10:07,118 He gives us compassion when all that we feel is hatred. 914 01:10:07,203 --> 01:10:09,662 He gives us courage when we're searching around blindly 915 01:10:09,747 --> 01:10:11,414 like little mice in the darkness. 916 01:10:11,498 --> 01:10:14,375 But he does not make rain! 917 01:10:24,136 --> 01:10:25,595 Of course... 918 01:10:25,679 --> 01:10:28,139 Sometimes just like that... 919 01:10:28,224 --> 01:10:29,557 he'll change his mind. 920 01:10:35,147 --> 01:10:36,314 Huh... 921 01:10:51,830 --> 01:10:54,666 - This is really good food. - Watch out for that stuff. 922 01:10:54,750 --> 01:10:57,418 What's the matter with you? I love this fruit. 923 01:10:57,503 --> 01:11:00,213 It ain't fruit! I'm telling you. 924 01:11:00,297 --> 01:11:02,006 - Watch out. - Eat. 925 01:11:04,260 --> 01:11:05,677 See that? 926 01:11:09,598 --> 01:11:12,684 Good! I don't know what the recipe is 927 01:11:12,768 --> 01:11:13,935 but this is good. 928 01:11:19,108 --> 01:11:23,903 Tell me, what do Jewish people do to express joy? 929 01:11:23,988 --> 01:11:27,573 Just like the Indians. They dance just like this. 930 01:11:27,658 --> 01:11:29,867 - Show me. - Me? 931 01:11:29,952 --> 01:11:32,245 Oh, I'm not a very good dancer. 932 01:11:32,329 --> 01:11:34,080 Do you feel joy? 933 01:11:34,164 --> 01:11:36,541 Yes, I do, very much. 934 01:11:36,625 --> 01:11:39,669 Then show me, please. 935 01:11:39,753 --> 01:11:41,087 Dance with my people. 936 01:11:46,093 --> 01:11:48,970 Well, I'll take a crack. 937 01:11:51,515 --> 01:11:54,225 Tommy: No. 938 01:11:54,310 --> 01:11:56,978 Oh, no. 939 01:12:00,482 --> 01:12:02,608 I want him to dance with you. 940 01:12:02,693 --> 01:12:06,154 He is going to show you how his people dance. 941 01:12:12,036 --> 01:12:14,620 Well? 942 01:12:14,705 --> 01:12:16,247 You ready on the tommies? 943 01:12:22,546 --> 01:12:24,213 And go! 944 01:12:24,298 --> 01:12:26,090 Everybody dance! 945 01:12:26,175 --> 01:12:29,052 Always with the left foot first. 946 01:12:29,136 --> 01:12:30,803 First we start slow. 947 01:12:30,888 --> 01:12:34,724 Then we're going to do some nice foot work. 948 01:12:34,808 --> 01:12:37,268 Avram: That's it. That's good with the hands. 949 01:12:37,353 --> 01:12:38,853 Watch that lady. 950 01:12:38,937 --> 01:12:41,272 I think that lady's a Jewish Indian. 951 01:12:41,357 --> 01:12:42,982 Just have a little fun 952 01:12:43,067 --> 01:12:46,569 and don't you worry what the neighbors are thinking. 953 01:12:56,705 --> 01:12:58,498 Watch the left foot. 954 01:12:58,582 --> 01:13:01,584 Try to keep in time with the other boys and girls. 955 01:13:01,668 --> 01:13:04,045 Avram: That's it. Just get a message from your feet. 956 01:13:04,129 --> 01:13:06,130 They are talking to you all the time. 957 01:13:06,215 --> 01:13:07,924 I'll tell you, if you could move the waist 958 01:13:08,008 --> 01:13:09,300 and the hips a little bit 959 01:13:09,385 --> 01:13:12,053 you'll be very happy with the results. 960 01:13:12,137 --> 01:13:14,555 And walk toward the left. 961 01:13:14,640 --> 01:13:16,474 The left shoulder out. 962 01:13:16,558 --> 01:13:20,019 That's the way we do things in the old country. 963 01:13:20,104 --> 01:13:22,480 And hold on tight. 964 01:13:22,564 --> 01:13:24,232 Avram: Here we go! 965 01:13:24,316 --> 01:13:26,150 And don't get wet! 966 01:13:26,235 --> 01:13:28,444 Move a little faster. Faster! 967 01:13:28,529 --> 01:13:30,863 Listen to the beat. Stay close. 968 01:13:30,948 --> 01:13:33,366 Everyone shout! Get ready. 969 01:13:33,450 --> 01:13:35,785 Go, let's jump! Now we do a jump! 970 01:13:35,869 --> 01:13:38,371 A little bitty jump. That's the way we do it. 971 01:13:38,455 --> 01:13:40,915 Avram: Try a little jumping, one, two, three. 972 01:13:40,999 --> 01:13:43,376 Again, again. And ready for a trick? 973 01:13:43,460 --> 01:13:46,212 Here we go, clap your hands. One, two, three, four. 974 01:13:46,296 --> 01:13:47,797 Clap right, clap left. 975 01:13:47,881 --> 01:13:50,341 One, two, three, four. Clap right, clap left. 976 01:13:50,426 --> 01:13:53,261 Avram: I think you've got it now. You've got the swing of it. 977 01:13:53,345 --> 01:13:55,304 Just listen to the crazy feet. 978 01:13:55,389 --> 01:13:56,889 They're going a mile a minute. 979 01:14:02,020 --> 01:14:04,230 One, two, three, four. Clap left, clap right. 980 01:14:04,314 --> 01:14:07,733 Everybody clap your hands. One, two, three, four. 981 01:14:07,818 --> 01:14:09,944 One, two, three. Clap your hands. 982 01:15:18,722 --> 01:15:21,474 Hello. 983 01:15:24,478 --> 01:15:25,686 Uh... 984 01:15:29,024 --> 01:15:31,442 Am I in the, in the right place? 985 01:15:36,156 --> 01:15:37,657 I hear bells. 986 01:15:42,120 --> 01:15:43,287 Oyy vey. 987 01:15:45,624 --> 01:15:46,958 Am I... 988 01:15:51,004 --> 01:15:52,213 Is this... 989 01:15:54,967 --> 01:15:57,301 Uh, I'm not... 990 01:16:01,765 --> 01:16:03,641 Oy... 991 01:16:03,725 --> 01:16:06,561 I think I was a little sick. Wasn't I? 992 01:16:08,689 --> 01:16:09,730 Um... 993 01:16:11,608 --> 01:16:13,192 You want to ask me anything? 994 01:16:15,779 --> 01:16:16,946 He can't, cuz. 995 01:16:17,948 --> 01:16:19,532 Tommy. 996 01:16:19,616 --> 01:16:21,617 - How are you? - Good. 997 01:16:21,702 --> 01:16:23,452 Well, you look a lot better. 998 01:16:23,537 --> 01:16:26,581 Boy, you were really out of your head last night. 999 01:16:26,665 --> 01:16:29,375 You had me really worried. 1000 01:16:29,459 --> 01:16:32,003 Tommy: Could you eat a little something? 1001 01:16:32,087 --> 01:16:34,338 - Always. - Good. 1002 01:16:34,423 --> 01:16:35,965 They're waiting breakfast for us. 1003 01:16:36,049 --> 01:16:37,550 Oh. 1004 01:16:37,634 --> 01:16:40,386 Leave that Torah here. It'll be safe. 1005 01:16:40,470 --> 01:16:42,430 Had enough trouble with that Torah. 1006 01:16:44,725 --> 01:16:46,475 - Oy. - You're okay, huh? 1007 01:16:46,560 --> 01:16:49,103 - Yeah. - Oh, good. 1008 01:16:49,187 --> 01:16:50,396 Why didn't you listen to me 1009 01:16:50,480 --> 01:16:52,231 when I tell you about that stuff? 1010 01:16:52,316 --> 01:16:54,168 Do you think I'm talking to you for my own good? 1011 01:16:54,192 --> 01:16:55,912 I tell you something, I'm not talking to you 1012 01:16:55,986 --> 01:16:57,111 for my own health. 1013 01:17:00,574 --> 01:17:02,908 What's the point of all my experience. 1014 01:17:02,993 --> 01:17:05,388 If you don't listen to me? Come on, they're waiting breakfast. 1015 01:17:05,412 --> 01:17:09,206 Avram: You mean they never say anything... ever? 1016 01:17:09,291 --> 01:17:12,585 Tommy: See, once they take the vow, they stop talking. 1017 01:17:12,669 --> 01:17:15,171 I mean, not one word. 1018 01:17:15,255 --> 01:17:16,797 There's an old man here, Father Joseph. 1019 01:17:16,882 --> 01:17:19,925 He ain't spoken in 45 years. 1020 01:17:20,010 --> 01:17:21,802 Forty-five years! 1021 01:17:21,887 --> 01:17:23,429 What? How do they... 1022 01:17:23,513 --> 01:17:25,097 Avram: What if they're playing cards 1023 01:17:25,182 --> 01:17:27,350 and they want to ask their partner something? 1024 01:17:27,434 --> 01:17:28,809 What do they do? 1025 01:17:28,894 --> 01:17:30,353 Forty-five years? 1026 01:17:30,437 --> 01:17:32,104 Avram: How can you live that long 1027 01:17:32,189 --> 01:17:35,316 without ever asking a person one question? 1028 01:17:51,917 --> 01:17:53,000 Good! 1029 01:17:54,294 --> 01:17:55,586 Avram: I like this food. 1030 01:17:59,841 --> 01:18:03,928 I know not to ask any questions. 1031 01:18:04,012 --> 01:18:05,429 Don't worry. 1032 01:18:05,514 --> 01:18:06,764 I understand. 1033 01:18:11,645 --> 01:18:14,397 Do you grow these right here... 1034 01:18:14,481 --> 01:18:16,482 Avram: Sorry, sorry. 1035 01:18:16,566 --> 01:18:18,734 I understand. No talking. 1036 01:18:24,449 --> 01:18:26,951 It's just that I'm not used to this, you know. 1037 01:18:39,005 --> 01:18:40,423 Um... 1038 01:18:40,507 --> 01:18:41,507 Would you please... 1039 01:18:44,636 --> 01:18:46,137 The salt. 1040 01:18:46,221 --> 01:18:48,305 Avram: Pass the salt, please. 1041 01:18:55,856 --> 01:18:57,356 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 1042 01:19:53,789 --> 01:19:54,830 You did it, didn't you? 1043 01:19:56,333 --> 01:19:57,493 You gave them back the money. 1044 01:19:58,752 --> 01:20:00,252 - Yep. - Yep. 1045 01:20:01,838 --> 01:20:03,839 Well, that ain't the American way. 1046 01:20:03,924 --> 01:20:06,383 What's more, now you ain't got no money. 1047 01:20:06,468 --> 01:20:08,469 Well, now what you gonna do? 1048 01:20:08,553 --> 01:20:11,347 - Don't know. - You don't know. 1049 01:20:11,431 --> 01:20:13,432 Well, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. 1050 01:20:13,517 --> 01:20:14,850 I'm gonna get me a bath. 1051 01:20:14,935 --> 01:20:16,519 Then I'm gonna get drunk. 1052 01:20:16,603 --> 01:20:19,396 Then I'm gonna catch me a whore with great big tits. 1053 01:20:19,481 --> 01:20:21,524 Then I'm gonna get drunk again. 1054 01:20:21,608 --> 01:20:23,275 Then I'm gonna rob that Wells Fargo office 1055 01:20:23,360 --> 01:20:24,902 and get my money back. 1056 01:20:24,986 --> 01:20:26,570 You dumb-ass Jew. 1057 01:21:11,908 --> 01:21:14,118 Wa-hoo! 1058 01:21:22,419 --> 01:21:24,712 Wa-hoo! 1059 01:21:35,682 --> 01:21:37,808 Wa-hoo! 1060 01:21:45,692 --> 01:21:47,943 - Wa-hoo! Man 12: Evening. 1061 01:21:51,281 --> 01:21:52,781 Evenin'. 1062 01:21:52,866 --> 01:21:54,491 We don't allow dancin' in the street. 1063 01:21:54,576 --> 01:21:57,244 If you wanna dance, you go on over to the saloon. 1064 01:21:57,329 --> 01:22:00,080 - Oh, thanks. Man 12: Evening. 1065 01:22:00,165 --> 01:22:01,832 Evenin'. 1066 01:22:27,901 --> 01:22:31,612 Dealer: No more bets, please. 1067 01:22:32,739 --> 01:22:34,698 Two, the winner... 1068 01:22:39,412 --> 01:22:41,830 Dealer: Okay, no more bets, please. 1069 01:22:43,583 --> 01:22:46,460 Hello. 1070 01:22:46,544 --> 01:22:48,212 I hope you don't mind if I watch. 1071 01:22:48,296 --> 01:22:50,130 Stranger in town? 1072 01:22:50,215 --> 01:22:51,924 Pianist: Welcome to the Red Dog. 1073 01:22:52,008 --> 01:22:54,343 I like your piano playing. 1074 01:22:57,097 --> 01:22:58,722 Dealer: No more bets, please. 1075 01:22:58,807 --> 01:23:01,016 Darryl: Ain't you got the darnedest luck. 1076 01:23:01,101 --> 01:23:02,184 Dealer: Two times a winner! 1077 01:23:02,268 --> 01:23:04,561 Yeah! You won again, Matt! 1078 01:23:05,730 --> 01:23:07,314 Thank you. 1079 01:23:15,991 --> 01:23:17,825 No more bets, please. 1080 01:23:21,121 --> 01:23:23,539 One, red, the winner again! 1081 01:23:31,798 --> 01:23:34,550 Hey, what the hell are you doing, mister? 1082 01:23:37,137 --> 01:23:39,054 Would you hold this for me, please? 1083 01:23:39,139 --> 01:23:42,641 Man 13: Well, I, uh, no one in-- in.. 1084 01:23:42,726 --> 01:23:44,806 Alright, the wheel waits for no man. Place your bets. 1085 01:23:44,853 --> 01:23:46,288 Come on, Matt. You've got a winning streak. 1086 01:23:46,312 --> 01:23:47,730 Let's go, boy. Place your bets. 1087 01:23:51,568 --> 01:23:54,486 Dealer: One, red, the winner! He wins again. 1088 01:23:58,783 --> 01:24:01,243 I want back my money. 1089 01:24:01,327 --> 01:24:02,828 I know you from some place, don't I? 1090 01:24:02,912 --> 01:24:04,913 You must be loco, mister. 1091 01:24:04,998 --> 01:24:07,166 I want my $200. 1092 01:24:08,251 --> 01:24:09,918 Piss off. 1093 01:24:18,386 --> 01:24:21,430 Dealer: Alright, alright! 1094 01:24:21,514 --> 01:24:23,599 No more bets, please. That's good there. 1095 01:24:23,683 --> 01:24:28,437 No more bets. 1096 01:24:28,521 --> 01:24:31,648 Cowboy 1: I can't believe it. 1097 01:24:31,733 --> 01:24:34,234 Man 14: If he's smart, he'll leave right now. 1098 01:24:34,319 --> 01:24:36,028 Looks like big trouble. 1099 01:24:49,125 --> 01:24:51,335 I don't want to hurt nobody. 1100 01:24:52,337 --> 01:24:54,338 I just want my money. 1101 01:24:56,925 --> 01:24:58,300 We're gonna kill you. 1102 01:25:07,727 --> 01:25:10,062 That there is just to get your attention. 1103 01:25:11,564 --> 01:25:13,524 Just stay on the floor. Pretend you're hurt. 1104 01:25:37,966 --> 01:25:39,466 You ready, Mr. Jones? 1105 01:25:39,551 --> 01:25:42,427 Oh, I'm ready. 1106 01:25:47,725 --> 01:25:51,061 Oh, now I remember you. 1107 01:25:51,146 --> 01:25:52,437 Are you ready? 1108 01:25:52,522 --> 01:25:53,981 Yeah. 1109 01:26:10,081 --> 01:26:11,540 Put him on the bar. 1110 01:26:11,624 --> 01:26:12,624 Oh. 1111 01:26:16,171 --> 01:26:18,839 Jones: Oh, he's gonna do the beer barrel. 1112 01:26:18,923 --> 01:26:21,341 We haven't done that one in a couple of months. 1113 01:26:24,429 --> 01:26:26,889 Darryl: Now, come on, now. Don't mess up his funny beard. 1114 01:26:28,391 --> 01:26:30,976 Jones: Oh, he'll break the bucko's face. 1115 01:26:31,060 --> 01:26:32,853 Darryl: Oh, don't break the bar. 1116 01:26:32,937 --> 01:26:36,190 Man 15: I hope he's got enough money to pay for this. 1117 01:26:43,698 --> 01:26:45,574 Nobody move. 1118 01:26:48,536 --> 01:26:50,662 Tommy: You... 1119 01:26:50,747 --> 01:26:52,789 put $200 on the bar. 1120 01:26:53,750 --> 01:26:57,377 Oh! 1121 01:26:57,462 --> 01:26:59,713 You know where the next one's goin'. 1122 01:27:04,385 --> 01:27:05,844 Yes, sir. 1123 01:27:11,392 --> 01:27:13,060 And you.. 1124 01:27:13,144 --> 01:27:15,312 - How much you got? Darryl: $82. 1125 01:27:15,396 --> 01:27:16,772 Get it up there. 1126 01:27:25,114 --> 01:27:27,532 Put the barrel down now. 1127 01:27:37,877 --> 01:27:39,795 Now... 1128 01:27:39,879 --> 01:27:43,090 the three of you... go away. 1129 01:27:55,728 --> 01:27:57,479 Leave the rest! 1130 01:27:59,065 --> 01:28:00,482 Yes, sir. 1131 01:28:28,511 --> 01:28:30,721 You're a rich man. 1132 01:28:30,805 --> 01:28:33,015 I got your $200 back. 1133 01:28:33,099 --> 01:28:34,308 Tommy: Your friends just left. 1134 01:28:36,978 --> 01:28:38,937 Well, in that case... 1135 01:28:41,858 --> 01:28:44,318 let's go out and have a little fun. 1136 01:28:47,405 --> 01:28:49,031 I'm game. 1137 01:28:50,533 --> 01:28:53,493 Well, cuz, we made it. 1138 01:28:53,578 --> 01:28:56,204 Hey, it's just like I told you. 1139 01:28:56,289 --> 01:28:58,665 Right at that big tree... 1140 01:28:58,750 --> 01:29:00,042 then left for a couple days 1141 01:29:00,126 --> 01:29:01,793 sharp right and then straight as piss 1142 01:29:01,878 --> 01:29:03,378 till you come to the ocean. 1143 01:29:03,463 --> 01:29:06,423 Who would have dreamed it could be so simple? 1144 01:29:08,051 --> 01:29:09,343 Yeah. 1145 01:29:09,427 --> 01:29:11,067 You don't know me the next time you see me 1146 01:29:11,095 --> 01:29:13,972 I'm gonna kick your ass all the way back to Poland. 1147 01:29:14,057 --> 01:29:15,849 Why wouldn't I know you? 1148 01:29:15,933 --> 01:29:18,477 You going away someplace? 1149 01:29:18,561 --> 01:29:20,562 Well, yeah. 1150 01:29:20,646 --> 01:29:23,148 Here's where we say goodbye, Avram. 1151 01:29:23,232 --> 01:29:24,816 What do you mean? 1152 01:29:24,901 --> 01:29:26,670 Well, you follow that beach for a day and a half 1153 01:29:26,694 --> 01:29:28,528 you'll be in San Francisco. 1154 01:29:28,613 --> 01:29:30,614 You don't need me no more. 1155 01:29:33,409 --> 01:29:35,160 Where are you going? 1156 01:29:35,244 --> 01:29:37,079 I'm going that way. 1157 01:29:37,163 --> 01:29:39,706 Sutter's Mill. 1158 01:29:39,791 --> 01:29:41,541 That's where the gold is. 1159 01:29:45,421 --> 01:29:47,672 But I don't want you to go. 1160 01:29:50,718 --> 01:29:52,719 Well, I gotta go. 1161 01:29:52,804 --> 01:29:55,305 Why? 1162 01:29:55,390 --> 01:29:58,475 Well, I've got people to see... 1163 01:29:58,559 --> 01:30:02,479 banks to rob, you know, I... I'll make a living. 1164 01:30:02,563 --> 01:30:05,899 Who's going to be the best man at my wedding? 1165 01:30:05,983 --> 01:30:08,110 What do you mean? 1166 01:30:08,194 --> 01:30:10,779 That's for one of your Jewish friends. 1167 01:30:10,863 --> 01:30:13,532 You've gotta pick your best friend for that. 1168 01:30:18,871 --> 01:30:21,540 You... 1169 01:30:21,624 --> 01:30:23,625 You are my best friend. 1170 01:30:26,671 --> 01:30:28,380 I'm your best friend? 1171 01:30:33,052 --> 01:30:34,761 You're my only friend. 1172 01:30:43,020 --> 01:30:44,896 Now listen to me, cuz. 1173 01:30:47,358 --> 01:30:49,651 You keep your eyes on this tuchus... 1174 01:30:51,529 --> 01:30:55,073 and don't you take them off until we get to San Francisco! 1175 01:30:57,452 --> 01:30:59,035 I never had a best friend. 1176 01:31:14,260 --> 01:31:16,470 It's cold! 1177 01:31:16,554 --> 01:31:18,763 California is cold! 1178 01:31:21,642 --> 01:31:24,853 Hey, I've got a bank robber! Bank robber! 1179 01:31:24,937 --> 01:31:28,356 You think a bank robber is stronger than God? 1180 01:31:28,441 --> 01:31:30,484 I'm a rabbi! 1181 01:31:30,568 --> 01:31:32,110 I can beat any bank robber! 1182 01:31:33,362 --> 01:31:35,113 Darryl: Swimmin' lesson's over. 1183 01:31:35,198 --> 01:31:38,033 Oh, look at 'em, mermaids of the ocean. 1184 01:31:38,117 --> 01:31:39,717 Darryl: 'Caught 'em with their pants off. 1185 01:31:39,744 --> 01:31:42,829 It's time for a little comeuppance, boys! 1186 01:31:46,125 --> 01:31:47,459 Jones: Damn you, horse! 1187 01:31:47,543 --> 01:31:49,377 Ho! Ho, now! 1188 01:32:39,554 --> 01:32:41,555 Tommy: He's out of bullets! 1189 01:32:41,639 --> 01:32:42,806 He dropped the gun! 1190 01:32:42,890 --> 01:32:44,683 Get the gun! Shoot him! 1191 01:32:46,561 --> 01:32:48,770 There, right there, look! 1192 01:32:48,854 --> 01:32:50,480 It's in the sand! 1193 01:32:50,565 --> 01:32:52,691 Don't let him grab the other gun! 1194 01:32:54,902 --> 01:32:56,486 Shoot him! 1195 01:32:56,571 --> 01:32:59,406 He's gonna kill us! Shoot him! 1196 01:32:59,490 --> 01:33:01,950 Shoot him, Avram! 1197 01:33:02,034 --> 01:33:05,036 He's going for the other gun! 1198 01:33:05,121 --> 01:33:06,955 Shoot him, for Christ's sake! Shoot him! 1199 01:33:09,083 --> 01:33:10,292 Help me! 1200 01:33:11,669 --> 01:33:13,628 He's gonna kill us! Shoot him! 1201 01:33:15,798 --> 01:33:18,508 Shoot him, Avram! Shoot him! 1202 01:33:18,593 --> 01:33:21,845 Don't you understand? He's going for the other gun! 1203 01:33:21,929 --> 01:33:23,722 Don't let him grab that gun! 1204 01:33:23,806 --> 01:33:26,725 Don't let him grab the other gun! 1205 01:33:26,809 --> 01:33:29,436 There! There! Right there! 1206 01:33:30,479 --> 01:33:33,023 Look, it's in the sand! 1207 01:33:33,107 --> 01:33:36,401 Shoot him, Avram! Shoot him! 1208 01:34:13,439 --> 01:34:15,440 Tommy: Only looks bad, cuz. 1209 01:34:15,524 --> 01:34:17,984 I've been hurt worse before. 1210 01:34:20,404 --> 01:34:23,365 Give me the whiskey. 1211 01:34:23,449 --> 01:34:25,283 Get the saddle bags. 1212 01:34:25,368 --> 01:34:27,619 I'll show you how to... 1213 01:34:27,703 --> 01:34:29,245 fix me up. 1214 01:34:32,208 --> 01:34:33,792 Alright? 1215 01:34:40,549 --> 01:34:42,217 You've never killed a man before, huh? 1216 01:34:48,015 --> 01:34:50,141 Get me the saddle bag. 1217 01:34:59,944 --> 01:35:01,778 Now go to sleep. 1218 01:35:06,200 --> 01:35:08,660 You're still acting kinda funny. 1219 01:35:08,744 --> 01:35:10,370 Are you sure you're alright? 1220 01:35:10,454 --> 01:35:13,289 I'm fine. You go to sleep now. 1221 01:35:22,633 --> 01:35:25,427 Hey, rabbi... 1222 01:35:28,848 --> 01:35:31,516 you think God sent me to show you the way? 1223 01:35:39,859 --> 01:35:41,317 Perhaps. 1224 01:35:43,904 --> 01:35:46,322 I must be some kinda angel. 1225 01:36:32,995 --> 01:36:35,705 Well, it's sure a pretty day, ain't it? 1226 01:36:35,790 --> 01:36:37,248 Yes. 1227 01:36:38,793 --> 01:36:40,919 It's a beautiful day. 1228 01:36:43,172 --> 01:36:45,507 Woah. Ya! 1229 01:37:39,019 --> 01:37:40,728 Oy! 1230 01:37:41,355 --> 01:37:42,814 Howdy! 1231 01:37:46,110 --> 01:37:47,527 Rosalie: Hello. 1232 01:37:49,405 --> 01:37:51,948 Uh, Howdy. 1233 01:37:52,032 --> 01:37:54,450 Howdy. How do... 1234 01:37:54,535 --> 01:37:56,911 - Uh, hello, there. - Do you want something? 1235 01:37:56,996 --> 01:38:00,206 Uh, well... 1236 01:38:00,291 --> 01:38:02,750 Do I want? No! Well, gol-dang it, ma'am. 1237 01:38:02,835 --> 01:38:04,002 My name is Tommy Lillard 1238 01:38:04,086 --> 01:38:05,753 and I come from the Texas. 1239 01:38:05,838 --> 01:38:07,964 Uh, I come from Texas. 1240 01:38:08,048 --> 01:38:11,050 And, uh... 1241 01:38:11,135 --> 01:38:13,469 Excuse me if I gave you a little startle there. 1242 01:38:13,554 --> 01:38:16,890 I was a little startled there for a second. 1243 01:38:16,974 --> 01:38:18,474 What do you want? 1244 01:38:18,559 --> 01:38:23,980 Um, well, I came to bring this thing here for... 1245 01:38:24,064 --> 01:38:26,816 for Mr. Bender, if and I got the right house and all. 1246 01:38:26,901 --> 01:38:28,234 You do. I'm his daughter. 1247 01:38:28,319 --> 01:38:31,195 Yeah, I know.. Oh, you're the daughter? 1248 01:38:31,280 --> 01:38:32,488 You are the Bender daughter? 1249 01:38:32,573 --> 01:38:34,616 Oh. 1250 01:38:34,700 --> 01:38:36,576 Howdy. 1251 01:38:36,660 --> 01:38:38,620 Would you care to come in? 1252 01:38:38,704 --> 01:38:41,623 Well, I would like to but, uh... 1253 01:38:41,707 --> 01:38:45,209 thanks, no, because I got a friend waiting at the saloon. 1254 01:38:45,294 --> 01:38:48,630 And, uh, my other friend, the rabbi asked me 1255 01:38:48,714 --> 01:38:50,089 to bring this here to you. 1256 01:38:50,174 --> 01:38:51,799 I mean, bring this to your father. 1257 01:38:51,884 --> 01:38:53,217 What is it? 1258 01:38:53,302 --> 01:38:54,677 This thing? I don't know. 1259 01:38:54,762 --> 01:38:56,888 I think it's some kind of Torah. 1260 01:38:56,972 --> 01:38:58,681 A Torah? 1261 01:38:58,766 --> 01:39:01,184 Yeah, I think that's what he called it. 1262 01:39:01,268 --> 01:39:03,436 So, where is he? 1263 01:39:03,520 --> 01:39:07,023 - Who? - The rabbi. 1264 01:39:07,107 --> 01:39:09,192 "Where is the rabbi?" Oh, "Where is the rabbi?" 1265 01:39:09,276 --> 01:39:10,777 The rabbi. 1266 01:39:10,861 --> 01:39:12,737 Well, I don't rightly know, ma'am. 1267 01:39:12,821 --> 01:39:15,073 Um, the last time I seen him 1268 01:39:15,157 --> 01:39:17,909 I was busting my britches in the cat house. 1269 01:39:17,993 --> 01:39:20,495 And, uh, my friend, the rabbi, asked me 1270 01:39:20,579 --> 01:39:22,705 if and I should ever come Frisco way 1271 01:39:22,790 --> 01:39:25,833 would I drop by this house and do him this favor. 1272 01:39:25,918 --> 01:39:27,710 Oh. 1273 01:39:27,795 --> 01:39:30,880 Anyway, it was nice to, uh... 1274 01:39:30,965 --> 01:39:34,592 make your acquaintance, ma'am and, uh... 1275 01:39:34,677 --> 01:39:36,970 I'd, uh... 1276 01:39:39,348 --> 01:39:40,723 Is something wrong? 1277 01:39:43,602 --> 01:39:45,228 No, no, no, no. 1278 01:39:45,312 --> 01:39:46,479 It's just I didn't know 1279 01:39:46,563 --> 01:39:48,690 that your eyes would be so brown. 1280 01:39:50,317 --> 01:39:52,068 How would you know that? 1281 01:39:55,030 --> 01:39:56,447 How would I know that? 1282 01:39:58,117 --> 01:39:59,367 Avram: How would I know that? 1283 01:39:59,451 --> 01:40:01,119 That's right! How could I know that? 1284 01:40:01,203 --> 01:40:03,329 I couldn't know that. 1285 01:40:03,414 --> 01:40:06,249 Well, uh, I'd, uh... 1286 01:40:06,333 --> 01:40:07,583 better get going. 1287 01:40:07,668 --> 01:40:09,877 I hate to keep my sidewinder waiting. 1288 01:40:09,962 --> 01:40:11,754 So, I'll just give you that 1289 01:40:11,839 --> 01:40:14,465 to give to, uh, to your father. 1290 01:40:14,550 --> 01:40:16,509 Oh, look, look, wait. Wait. 1291 01:40:16,593 --> 01:40:17,802 - Papa! - No, no, no! 1292 01:40:17,886 --> 01:40:19,512 Don't call the papa! I... 1293 01:40:19,596 --> 01:40:21,431 I'd really better get my ass out of here. 1294 01:40:21,515 --> 01:40:22,598 So thanks. 1295 01:40:22,683 --> 01:40:24,434 And adios for everything. 1296 01:40:24,518 --> 01:40:25,727 Wait, wait! Please! 1297 01:40:25,811 --> 01:40:28,771 Rosalie: Papa! Wait! 1298 01:40:28,856 --> 01:40:31,357 Wait! 1299 01:40:31,442 --> 01:40:32,817 Papa. 1300 01:40:44,038 --> 01:40:45,496 You ain't gonna eat none of this? 1301 01:40:45,581 --> 01:40:47,206 I don't understand you, man. 1302 01:40:47,291 --> 01:40:50,168 If you don't eat, you're gonna sure lose your strength. 1303 01:40:50,252 --> 01:40:51,396 This is a good piece of meat. 1304 01:40:51,420 --> 01:40:52,920 You oughta have something. 1305 01:40:53,005 --> 01:40:54,922 You gotta eat something. Thank you. 1306 01:40:55,007 --> 01:40:56,591 Gracias. 1307 01:40:59,094 --> 01:41:01,304 Now, look, you go up and change. 1308 01:41:01,388 --> 01:41:03,514 And then we'll go together, and we'll tell your people 1309 01:41:03,599 --> 01:41:05,224 that the new rabbi's arrived. 1310 01:41:05,309 --> 01:41:06,684 Alright? 1311 01:41:09,438 --> 01:41:12,398 I've told you that I can't be a rabbi. 1312 01:41:13,734 --> 01:41:15,193 Don't you tell me that. 1313 01:41:15,277 --> 01:41:16,486 Just don't say that again. 1314 01:41:16,570 --> 01:41:17,630 Not after what I've been through to get 1315 01:41:17,654 --> 01:41:19,155 your goddamned ass here alive. 1316 01:41:20,824 --> 01:41:22,825 If you hadn't shot that man, we'd both be dead. 1317 01:41:22,910 --> 01:41:25,161 Do you understand that, you ignorant asshole? 1318 01:41:27,456 --> 01:41:29,373 You do understand that? 1319 01:41:29,458 --> 01:41:30,935 He was gonna kill you then he was gonna kill me. 1320 01:41:30,959 --> 01:41:32,627 Am I right? 1321 01:41:32,711 --> 01:41:33,897 When you shot that son of a bitch 1322 01:41:33,921 --> 01:41:35,671 that was not a sin. 1323 01:41:37,966 --> 01:41:40,968 Then what the hell are we talking about? 1324 01:41:41,053 --> 01:41:43,513 When those men... 1325 01:41:43,597 --> 01:41:46,849 were shooting at you 1326 01:41:46,934 --> 01:41:49,102 I ran to save the Torah. 1327 01:41:49,186 --> 01:41:51,354 So? I understand that. 1328 01:41:51,438 --> 01:41:53,481 You're a man of God. I understand that. 1329 01:41:53,565 --> 01:41:55,817 I wasn't thinking about God. 1330 01:41:56,944 --> 01:41:59,153 I didn't do it because of God. 1331 01:41:59,238 --> 01:42:02,406 I don't know one thing about God. 1332 01:42:04,993 --> 01:42:08,079 I was thinking about a book. 1333 01:42:08,163 --> 01:42:09,363 Avram: I cared more for a book 1334 01:42:09,414 --> 01:42:11,749 than I did for my best friend. 1335 01:42:13,252 --> 01:42:15,753 I don't know if you can understand that. 1336 01:42:15,838 --> 01:42:17,421 I don't want to insult you 1337 01:42:17,506 --> 01:42:21,342 but do you understand what I mean? 1338 01:42:21,426 --> 01:42:26,222 I chose a piece of paper instead of you. 1339 01:42:27,432 --> 01:42:29,100 But I forgive you. 1340 01:42:32,146 --> 01:42:35,148 I-- I know that you do. 1341 01:42:35,232 --> 01:42:36,899 But you're a good man. 1342 01:42:36,984 --> 01:42:39,527 I am a good man. I am. 1343 01:42:39,611 --> 01:42:41,404 But I'm not a rabbi. 1344 01:42:41,488 --> 01:42:42,613 You don't say that. 1345 01:42:42,698 --> 01:42:44,699 Tommy, I'm not a rabbi. 1346 01:42:44,783 --> 01:42:46,409 Don't say that! 1347 01:42:52,708 --> 01:42:55,042 You are a rabbi. 1348 01:42:55,127 --> 01:42:57,003 I'm a bank robber. 1349 01:42:57,087 --> 01:42:58,963 I'm a card player and a whoremonger. 1350 01:42:59,047 --> 01:43:00,339 That's what I am. 1351 01:43:00,424 --> 01:43:01,841 You are a rabbi! 1352 01:43:03,343 --> 01:43:05,238 You can fall in the mud, you can slip on your ass 1353 01:43:05,262 --> 01:43:07,346 you can travel in the wrong direction 1354 01:43:07,431 --> 01:43:09,599 but even on your ass, even in the mud 1355 01:43:09,683 --> 01:43:11,934 even if you go the wrong direction for a little while 1356 01:43:12,019 --> 01:43:14,437 you're still a rabbi! 1357 01:43:14,521 --> 01:43:16,606 That's what you are! 1358 01:43:16,690 --> 01:43:18,191 Tommy: Right? 1359 01:43:20,402 --> 01:43:23,529 If I'm who I am, how come you ain't what you are? 1360 01:43:23,614 --> 01:43:26,240 You're just too goddamn good to have the same rules. 1361 01:43:27,409 --> 01:43:29,160 Now you answer me. 1362 01:43:29,244 --> 01:43:32,246 You look me in the eye and you answer me. 1363 01:43:32,331 --> 01:43:35,499 Don't you dare sit there and not answer me. 1364 01:43:35,584 --> 01:43:37,710 You better have an answer for me! 1365 01:43:55,687 --> 01:43:58,022 Woman 5: We don't belong here. Come then. 1366 01:44:10,869 --> 01:44:12,912 My name is Samuel Bender. 1367 01:44:12,996 --> 01:44:15,748 The President from the Samuel... 1368 01:44:17,709 --> 01:44:19,502 Huh? 1369 01:44:23,799 --> 01:44:26,300 What's he talking about? What's he talking about? 1370 01:44:26,385 --> 01:44:30,096 He wants to know if you're the rabbi. 1371 01:44:30,180 --> 01:44:31,597 Me? 1372 01:44:36,645 --> 01:44:38,354 You tell him. 1373 01:44:44,027 --> 01:44:45,528 I'm the rabbi. 1374 01:44:48,240 --> 01:44:50,032 You're the rabbi? 1375 01:44:51,868 --> 01:44:53,953 Funny, you don't look like a rabbi. 1376 01:44:59,293 --> 01:45:03,170 I just traveled 3000 miles across this country. 1377 01:45:03,255 --> 01:45:05,339 And I was thanking my best friend 1378 01:45:05,424 --> 01:45:08,175 for getting me here alive. 1379 01:45:08,260 --> 01:45:10,970 My name is Avram Belinski 1380 01:45:11,054 --> 01:45:13,556 and I come from a small village in Poland. 1381 01:45:13,640 --> 01:45:17,727 And don't you judge people by their appearance! 1382 01:45:17,811 --> 01:45:20,187 - We have a rabbi! - We have a rabbi! 1383 01:45:25,736 --> 01:45:28,863 Excuse me, rabbi. Please forgive me. 1384 01:45:28,947 --> 01:45:32,033 I am very, very happy to see you. 1385 01:45:32,117 --> 01:45:33,951 Let's have a drink, for God's sakes! 1386 01:45:34,036 --> 01:45:37,038 Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute! 1387 01:45:37,122 --> 01:45:38,122 Who's paying? 1388 01:45:38,165 --> 01:45:39,749 Take from the building fund. 1389 01:45:39,833 --> 01:45:41,751 Everybody to the bar! 1390 01:45:47,632 --> 01:45:48,966 Pardon me, everybody. 1391 01:45:49,051 --> 01:45:51,469 Please, please make a little room here. 1392 01:45:51,553 --> 01:45:53,971 Thank you. I'm so sorry to disturb you. 1393 01:45:54,056 --> 01:45:56,974 Bartender, drinks for all my friends. 1394 01:45:57,059 --> 01:45:58,142 Well, what will you have? 1395 01:45:58,226 --> 01:45:59,727 Samuel: Straight whiskey. 1396 01:45:59,811 --> 01:46:01,270 Whiskey for everybody. 1397 01:46:12,532 --> 01:46:14,992 Rabbi, this is Mrs. Bender. 1398 01:46:17,371 --> 01:46:18,662 Welcome. 1399 01:46:18,747 --> 01:46:20,373 Welcome, rabbi. 1400 01:46:20,457 --> 01:46:23,542 And this is my younger daughter, Rosalie. 1401 01:46:25,003 --> 01:46:27,088 I know that in our marriage agreement 1402 01:46:27,172 --> 01:46:28,923 I mentioned my other daughter 1403 01:46:29,007 --> 01:46:30,216 Sarah Mindl. 1404 01:46:30,300 --> 01:46:31,569 But what difference does it make? 1405 01:46:31,593 --> 01:46:33,094 Papa. 1406 01:46:49,403 --> 01:46:51,904 You know, your father thinks that you can just switch 1407 01:46:51,988 --> 01:46:54,615 one promised wife for another promised wife 1408 01:46:54,699 --> 01:46:57,284 but I know that it isn't that way in America. 1409 01:46:58,870 --> 01:47:03,791 So, please don't feel obligated in that way. 1410 01:47:09,506 --> 01:47:11,549 Wouldn't you like to dance with me? 1411 01:47:13,885 --> 01:47:15,177 I would. 1412 01:47:15,262 --> 01:47:17,805 I would love to dance with you 1413 01:47:17,889 --> 01:47:22,643 but you know a rabbi shouldn't do that. 1414 01:47:25,063 --> 01:47:28,023 A rabbi can dance with his fiancée, can't he? 1415 01:48:23,747 --> 01:48:25,414 Bartender! 1416 01:48:25,499 --> 01:48:26,957 Yes? 1417 01:48:27,042 --> 01:48:28,834 You get out here! 1418 01:48:31,379 --> 01:48:32,755 Yes? 1419 01:48:32,839 --> 01:48:34,798 Now, you listen good. 1420 01:48:40,931 --> 01:48:42,348 That man killed my brother. 1421 01:48:44,935 --> 01:48:47,728 Me and him gonna have a fair fight. 1422 01:48:47,812 --> 01:48:50,439 There ain't gonna be no advantage taken here. 1423 01:48:51,358 --> 01:48:53,776 We're goin' outside. 1424 01:48:53,860 --> 01:48:57,696 Matt: Bartender, I just want it down for the record... 1425 01:48:57,781 --> 01:48:59,490 this is gonna be a fair fight. 1426 01:49:01,451 --> 01:49:02,826 Rabbi? 1427 01:49:04,329 --> 01:49:06,330 Rabbi, let's go. 1428 01:49:06,414 --> 01:49:08,165 No more killing. 1429 01:49:10,335 --> 01:49:12,503 Oh, yes. 1430 01:49:12,587 --> 01:49:14,630 Oh, oh, yes. 1431 01:49:16,383 --> 01:49:19,301 Please, don't do this. 1432 01:49:23,682 --> 01:49:26,141 I-- It would be terrible if some innocent people 1433 01:49:26,226 --> 01:49:29,311 in here got hurt, wouldn't it? 1434 01:49:34,734 --> 01:49:36,735 Huh, rabbi? 1435 01:49:38,196 --> 01:49:39,863 Is what he says true? 1436 01:49:42,158 --> 01:49:43,659 Bartender: Is it? 1437 01:49:47,247 --> 01:49:49,039 Alright, get outside, both of you. 1438 01:50:13,898 --> 01:50:15,899 Bar Keeper: Go somewhere else. 1439 01:50:19,070 --> 01:50:21,780 Rabbi, you got a gun? 1440 01:50:41,259 --> 01:50:43,093 Well, there you go. 1441 01:50:46,598 --> 01:50:49,475 Matt: Well, don't worry. 1442 01:50:49,559 --> 01:50:52,061 You know this gun. 1443 01:50:52,145 --> 01:50:54,938 This is the one you used to kill my brother Darryl with. 1444 01:50:56,816 --> 01:50:59,234 T-- there's gonna be no advantage taken here. 1445 01:51:10,246 --> 01:51:11,664 Matt: There. 1446 01:51:12,832 --> 01:51:14,958 Just like a man. 1447 01:51:38,233 --> 01:51:40,901 Make your move! 1448 01:51:43,405 --> 01:51:46,115 Well, don't just stare at me! 1449 01:51:46,199 --> 01:51:48,575 You ain't gonna get away with it like that! 1450 01:51:50,245 --> 01:51:52,496 Draw, you stinking coward! 1451 01:52:02,340 --> 01:52:03,924 Stop it, please! 1452 01:52:09,681 --> 01:52:11,849 You yellow bastard, draw! 1453 01:52:14,352 --> 01:52:17,521 You draw, or I'm gonna bash your head in! 1454 01:52:34,622 --> 01:52:36,790 That was just to get your attention! 1455 01:52:41,129 --> 01:52:43,255 Now listen to me! 1456 01:52:43,339 --> 01:52:45,841 The war's over! 1457 01:52:47,510 --> 01:52:49,887 Avram: You understand that? 1458 01:52:51,181 --> 01:52:53,182 No more killing! 1459 01:53:07,989 --> 01:53:11,867 You reach for that pistol again and I'll blow your head off! 1460 01:53:11,951 --> 01:53:14,077 This ain't your fight. 1461 01:53:14,162 --> 01:53:16,205 This is my fight! 1462 01:53:16,289 --> 01:53:19,500 But he killed my brother and I'm gonna kill him! 1463 01:53:19,584 --> 01:53:22,085 You and your partner and your pig-faced brother 1464 01:53:22,170 --> 01:53:24,046 ambushed us on the beach! 1465 01:53:24,130 --> 01:53:26,507 And if the rabbi hadn't pulled the trigger 1466 01:53:26,591 --> 01:53:29,051 he'd have shot us both in cold blood! 1467 01:53:38,311 --> 01:53:41,104 Reach for it! Please! 1468 01:53:46,319 --> 01:53:47,945 Wait a second. 1469 01:53:48,822 --> 01:53:51,698 Now wait a second. 1470 01:53:51,783 --> 01:53:54,451 Let's talk this over. 1471 01:53:54,536 --> 01:53:57,204 I'm not a rabbi for nothing, you know. 1472 01:53:57,288 --> 01:53:59,915 I think I have a solution. 1473 01:53:59,999 --> 01:54:01,625 Just wait a second. 1474 01:54:16,182 --> 01:54:19,309 This is a very big country. 1475 01:54:19,394 --> 01:54:22,271 I'll tell you what I think is the best thing. 1476 01:54:24,190 --> 01:54:26,817 I'll take San Francisco... 1477 01:54:26,901 --> 01:54:30,195 you take the rest of America. 1478 01:54:30,280 --> 01:54:34,241 And if you ever come back to this place again... 1479 01:54:34,325 --> 01:54:36,952 I don't think you're gonna get off so easy. 1480 01:54:43,960 --> 01:54:46,003 Now get the hell out of here. 1481 01:55:02,145 --> 01:55:05,522 Would somebody please show this poor asshole 1482 01:55:05,607 --> 01:55:07,149 the way out of town? 1483 01:55:19,579 --> 01:55:23,040 Everyone: Mazel tov! Mazel tov! 1484 01:55:26,753 --> 01:55:28,211 Avram: I've crossed rivers 1485 01:55:28,296 --> 01:55:30,255 and I've climbed high mountains 1486 01:55:30,340 --> 01:55:34,176 and I was captured by wonderful Indians. 1487 01:55:34,260 --> 01:55:36,553 I did so many things. 1488 01:55:36,638 --> 01:55:40,223 God has truly blessed me. 1489 01:55:40,308 --> 01:55:43,477 And what's morey how many rabbis can say 1490 01:55:43,561 --> 01:55:46,313 that they had a bank robber for a best man? 1491 01:55:48,149 --> 01:55:50,359 Mazel tov. 1492 01:55:50,443 --> 01:55:51,777 Music, maestro, please! 100968