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Noon in Gotham City.
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While millions of workers
hurry to their midday meal...
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at a posh private luncheon, the city's 10
best-dressed women are being named...
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by the town's top
couturier, Rudi Gernreich.
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And finally, number 10
is Mrs. Blanche Turer...
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who popularized the
mini-muumuu for evening wear.
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As an extra added fillip, ladies, I
have created a new designation.
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For the best-dressed
crime-fightress in Gotham City...
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the first annual Batty is
hereby presented to Batgirl.
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To accept the award for Batgirl are
Commissioner Gordon and Chief O'Hara.
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On behalf of Batgirl, Mayor
Linseed, Chief O'Hara...
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the entire Gotham City Police Force
and myself, thank you, Mr. Gernreich.
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This award just goes to prove
that there is room for style...
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even in crime-fighting.
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- Ridiculous.
- It's Catwoman.
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I said, ridiculous.
Nonsense. Foolish prattle.
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How can Batgirl be the best
anything when Catwoman is around?
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No best-dressed list is complete without
the addition of the queen of criminals...
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the Princess of
Plunder, yours untruly.
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Right, Manx and Angora?
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Right.
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In any comparison
between Batgirl and myself...
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she runs a poor third.
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Just a minute, Catwoman.
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You can't come here and
disrupt a luncheon like this.
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Or my awards.
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Ah, but I can, gentlemen.
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And I have.
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You ladies with your fancy hairdos,
what do you know about beauty?
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After you suffer the effects
of my hair-raising bomb...
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you will never be able to
raise your heads in public again.
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Then we'll see who's
the fairest of them all.
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No, not our hair.
Anything but that.
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I read your mind, commissioner.
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- To the Batphone.
- Right.
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In a fashionable
midtown men's shop...
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Bruce Wayne and Dick
Grayson scan the new styles.
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Gosh, Bruce, my first tux
shirt for the first school prom.
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- I don't know how to tie a bow tie.
- I wouldn't be too concerned about that.
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Alfred and I will give you the
benefit of our vast years of experience.
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How do you like
this one here? It's...
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Commissioner Gordon's trying
to get to us on the Batphone.
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- We'd better get home.
- No, there's no time for that.
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We'll change into our spare
Batoutfits in the limousine...
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- and leg it to police headquarters.
- Leg it? How about a taxi?
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Arriving at Commissioner Gordon's office in
a taxi might be deemed a trifle ostentatious.
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But that's three
miles from here.
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A sound mind in a sound body.
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Thank you, citizen.
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Batrun.
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Ruined their hair forever?
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Catwoman really knows
a woman's weak spot.
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Her last words were
something about her intending...
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to become the best-dressed
woman in Gotham City.
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A noble ambition.
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The problem is, how do we catch
her before she creates further havoc?
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Just as you'd set a
thief to catch a thief...
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you might be able to capture
Catwoman by using Batgirl as the bait.
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Never. Oh, I'm sorry to
be so abrupt, Miss Gordon.
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But I wouldn't dream of
endangering that fair lady's head.
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No, you'd better leave the
crime-fighting to the men.
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Commissioner, Chief O'Hara,
we'll let you know if we get any clues.
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Let's go, Robin.
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And in an abandoned loft in the
heart of Gotham City's garment center...
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Catwoman is fashioning
her criminal conspiracy...
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while her admiring henchmen,
Angora and Manx, look on.
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I'm pleased to say everything
is going exactly as scheduled.
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Batgirl is the perfect
mouse for my Cat-trap.
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- Well, you have to catch her first.
- Oh, we'll catch her, all right.
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And as soon as the
Troublesome Trio is eliminated...
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we can steal the Golden Fleece.
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The Golden what?
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The Golden Fleece.
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It is the single most valuable
piece of clothing in creation.
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A million dollars' worth
of 24-karat gold cloth.
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All woven into one gorgeous garment,
belonging to Queen Bess of Belgravia.
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I managed to purloin this picture of
it today at the couturier's luncheon...
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heh, heh, when
no one was looking.
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I glow at the thought
of that garment.
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Well, how much can we
get for it on the open market?
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There is no open market for it.
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Then what good is it?
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We sell it back to Queen Bess.
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It's a national
Belgravian treasure.
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Her country will
pay anything for it.
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She's due to
arrive here today...
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for a series of private
audiences in Gotham City.
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If she returns to Belgravia without
it, her people will be up in arms.
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In other words...
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we are in the catbird seat.
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Manx...
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take a telegram.
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"The annual fashion show,
also run by Rudi Gernreich...
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in the showroom of
Fashionation Magazine.
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And I'm gonna get away
with it." Signed, "Catwoman."
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That's the message, Batman.
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What an enormous ego
she has, telling us her plan.
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What do we do, Batman?
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Let us handle it, commissioner.
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And if you should hear
from Batgirl, don't...
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Repeat, don't tell her about
this turn of events here.
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Your daughter, Barbara, may have been correct
when she said this might be a trap for Batgirl.
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Right. I won't
tell Batgirl a thing.
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Won't tell Batgirl what, Daddy?
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Hmm, well...
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I guess I can tell you.
After all, you're not Batgirl.
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Having learned of Catwoman's
plan from Commissioner Gordon...
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Barbara Gordon dons
her guise as Batgirl...
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best-dressed
crime-fightress in America.
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While Batgirl hurries to
her fateful appointment...
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Batman approaches
from another direction.
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In the showroom of
Fashionation Magazine...
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Rudi Gernreich again regales the
assemblage with his droll comments.
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For the rest of this year at
least, the fashionable woman...
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will be wearing less
than ever before.
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There is a continuing
trend towards mini-dresses...
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mini-gloves and even mini-shoes.
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Mini-haha.
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If you'll all remain
calm, no one will get hurt.
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Just why are you doing this?
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These are all
one-of-a-kind clothes, Rudi.
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I intend to add them
to my wardrobe.
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Let no one say that Catwoman is not
the best-dressed woman in the world.
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There are no fashion
shows where you're going.
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And how could a feline feloness
like you also be a fashion model?
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Ah, ah.
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Credit where credit is due,
Robin. She may be evil...
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but she is attractive. You'll know
more about that in a couple of years.
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Now, are you coming quietly,
Catwoman, or must we use force?
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Your silver-tongued oratorio
has convinced me, Batman.
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I hereby remit myself to
your muscular custody.
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Don't try to pull the
wool over our eye slits.
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Tsk. Now, would I
do a thing like that?
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You cats slip
back to the hideout.
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There's only one ingredient
missing in this stew: Batgirl.
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Look again, Catwoman.
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How did you find out about this?
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I specifically asked Commissioner
Gordon not to involve you.
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We can fight our own battles.
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Catwoman's going into
the models' dressing room.
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Aah! CATWOMAN: Shh!
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Clam up.
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If the Dynamic Drips react
the way I expect them to react...
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they will not step into this most
hallowed and forbidden no-man's land.
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But Batgirl will.
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What are we going to do?
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We can't step into that hallowed and forbidden
no-man's land without closing our eyes.
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And if we close our eyes,
we can't see anything.
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Uh, a sound observation, Robin.
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You can't go in
there, but I can.
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And with my eyes wide-open.
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Come out, come out,
wherever you are, Catwoman.
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Right here.
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She's been in
there over a minute.
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- I hope nothing's gone wrong.
- We can't wait any longer.
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Cover your eyes.
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Now, let's go in.
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Close the door, Robin.
There are other eyes.
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Batgirl, are you in here?
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- Catwoman kidnapped her, Batman.
- Holy Robert Louis Stevenson.
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- Which direction did they go?
- Out through the side door.
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- Thank you.
- Oh, no, no. To your left.
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Oh.
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Excuse me.
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Careful, Robin.
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I think it's a lady.
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Take my cape.
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- Ooh.
- Ah.
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May I suggest you take your
hands away from your eyes?
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You're liable to maim
yourself. We're fully clothed.
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What now, Batman?
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- She's probably got a big head start on us.
- Yes.
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I'm certain it's all part of
a plan to kidnap Batgirl.
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But why?
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Do you think
she'll kill Batgirl?
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Or worse, Robin.
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Or worse.
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We can't miss, boys.
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This is the most catacaustic
plan in my catalog of crime.
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It looks all right in theory...
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but how are you gonna keep Batman
and Robin from sticking their masks in it?
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Hmm. Simplicity itself.
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Look. Here we are
on Pussyfoot Road...
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and here is the
Belgravian embassy...
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where Batman has been
invited by Queen Bess...
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for a private audience at 3:00.
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So we steal the
Golden Fleece there...
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at the precise moment the
Turgid Twosome arrive here...
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to rescue their
precious ally Batgirl.
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Oh, you mean they can't
be in two places at once.
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No, Angora, they can't.
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And no hero worth his
salt would let a lady expire.
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It's foolproof, I tell you.
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Perfectly foolproof.
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And you, Catwoman, are an even
bigger fool than I thought you were.
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We who enforce the law would
gladly lay down our lives for it.
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Batman won't be here.
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He'll be at the Belgravian embassy
thwarting your nefarious scheme.
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Angora, gag her.
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Crime-fightresses should
be seen and not heard.
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There.
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That's all we'll hear
of her nonsense.
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Manx, set up the pattern cutter.
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You'd better pray that Batman is a
"man" man more than he is a policeman.
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Angora, get her ready
for the grand opening.
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Yes, my dear. You will
make a perfect pinafore.
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The type of garment no one will
recognize you in or as. Heh, heh.
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If you should pardon
a final cutting remark.
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Ah.
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So far, all of her crimes seem to
have followed a preordained scheme.
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Have you figured it out, Robin?
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Well, first she attacked those ladies at
that luncheon with a hair-raising bomb.
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And then she stole all
those one-of-a-kind clothes.
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It would appear she's on an
apparel binge of some kind.
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No doubt. Now, what
could she do for a topper?
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Something connected with clothing
that might cap her crimes to date.
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Holy priceless collection
of Etruscan snoods.
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- Right, Batman?
- Wrong.
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There isn't much call for
Etruscan snoods these days, Robin.
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Besides, Catwoman's
mind is more commercial.
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Speaking of minds,
sir, if I may be so bold...
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Uh, be bold, Alfred.
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It would appear that your mind is not
really on the subject you're pursuing.
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Very observant, Alfred.
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My mind's on Batgirl.
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Wherever she is, whatever
dire danger she faces.
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And we have an audience with
Queen Bess of Belgravia at exactly 3:00.
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Yes, another mental
aggravation facing us.
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But can't you postpone it, sir?
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No, diplomatic
protocol forbids it, Alfred.
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She specifically
requested meeting us...
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to discuss the rise in
Belgravian misdemeanors.
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Commissioner Gordon and Chief O'Hara
are waiting now to accompany us to...
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And to get back to Catwoman.
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What is it, Batman?
236
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Queen Bess of Belgravia has a Golden
Fleece she wears for special occasions.
237
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No doubt she's brought
it with her to Gotham City.
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00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,635
It's spun from pure gold,
and it's worth a fortune, Robin.
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00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,876
But what would
Catwoman want with that?
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It's too hot to handle for
any self-respecting fence.
241
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:24,248
But if it were to be
stolen from Queen Bess...
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Belgravia would be up
a creek without a fleece.
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They might even declare
war on our country.
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00:16:30,056 --> 00:16:33,823
No doubt Queen Bess would mortgage
herself to the hilt to get it back.
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Nobody wants war.
246
00:16:36,062 --> 00:16:40,432
Gee, Batman, Belgravia's such a small
country. We'd beat them in a few hours.
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Yes, and then we'd have
to support them for years.
248
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Come on, Robin.
Her Majesty awaits.
249
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:51,337
And just perhaps we'll get some
clue as to Batgirl's whereabouts.
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00:16:53,479 --> 00:16:55,971
It's 20 minutes of 3, Batgirl.
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The next sound you hear will be an automatic
pattern cutter with teeth of steel.
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It will take just 20 minutes
to do the work cut out for it.
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To cut you into a
perfect pinafore.
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And that's why I think Catwoman will be
at the Belgravian embassy, commissioner.
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- A brilliant deduction, Batman.
- I couldn't have done better meself. Heh.
256
00:17:35,821 --> 00:17:37,289
It's 20 minutes to 3.
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Time, to coin a
phrase, is a-wasting.
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Yes, Bonnie.
CATWOMAN Hello, baby.
259
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This is Catwoman purring
in your shell-like ear.
260
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You... You...
261
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You have some nerve
calling me here, Catwoman.
262
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Just doing my duty as
a citizen, commissioner.
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Helping to save a life.
264
00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:57,704
To whom are you referring?
265
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None other than Batgirl,
the distaff crime-fighter.
266
00:18:02,181 --> 00:18:05,117
- Batgirl?
- May I have that, commissioner?
267
00:18:05,985 --> 00:18:07,578
This is Batman, Catwoman.
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Oh. Heh.
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Speak of the angel.
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Just what are you doing,
and to whom are you doing it?
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You'd better get to 32
Pussyfoot Road, Batman...
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where a steel pattern cutter
is just going to work on Batgirl.
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Great Scott.
274
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Be here at 3:00 on the button if you
don't want to find Batgirl beside herself.
275
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Holy dilemma.
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If we go to rescue Batgirl, Catwoman
escapes with the Golden Fleece.
277
00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:54,966
And if we go after
Catwoman, Batgirl dies.
278
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What...? What are you gonna do?
279
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You go to the Belgravian
embassy and look for trouble.
280
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Yes, Catwoman may be there.
281
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You go quickly and
we'll join you there.
282
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But be wary. You must be
on time for the audience...
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or you're liable to incur Queen Bess'
renowned and redoubtable royal wrath.
284
00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:15,287
Heaven forbid. Come on, chief.
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I had to get rid of them, Robin,
so that we could use the phone.
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32 Pussyfoot Road is
not far from Wayne Manor.
287
00:19:25,931 --> 00:19:28,264
Just pray that Alfred
is near the Batphone.
288
00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:37,406
- This is one of your sticky wickets, Alfred.
- Indeed, sir.
289
00:19:37,576 --> 00:19:42,173
If she recognizes you as Bruce Wayne's butler,
she's liable to analyze the connection...
290
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:45,216
and learn Robin's and
my secret true identities.
291
00:19:45,384 --> 00:19:49,219
But we have to take the
chance. Otherwise Batgirl dies.
292
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,589
What do you suggest, sir?
293
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A disguise. Something as alien
as possible to your normal self.
294
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But speed is of the essence.
295
00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:05,799
And what of Queen Bess of Belgravia
and the glittering Golden Fleece?
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Is it 3:00 yet?
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Almost, Your Royal Goodness.
298
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- It's two minutes of.
- Oh.
299
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:16,639
Well, then we must
prepare to meet our guests.
300
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- Who are you?
- Catwoman.
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Is she on my list for
today's audience?
302
00:20:30,129 --> 00:20:31,688
No, Your Royal Goodness.
303
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Call my social secretary
for an appointment.
304
00:20:36,702 --> 00:20:38,796
Sorry, queenie,
but I'm antisocial.
305
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,986
Oh! Thank you, whoever you are.
306
00:20:59,158 --> 00:21:01,059
Think nothing of it, sweetheart.
307
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As a matter of fact,
it was selfish of me.
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00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:07,259
- Selfish?
- Yes. I'm the janitor here.
309
00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:11,427
If that machine had sliced you to
bits, I'd have to clean up the mess.
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00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,471
- You look very familiar to me.
- Me?
311
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:17,735
Oh, no. No, I'm the oldest
living hippie in this country.
312
00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:22,371
You may have heard about my being the first
Boy Scout dropout at the turn of a century.
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Mm. Love.
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See you around.
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CATWOMAN: How
very nice of you to come.
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00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:40,330
And tell me...
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where is the much-admired
Batman and his youthful companion?
318
00:21:46,071 --> 00:21:49,041
I'm afraid Batman may be a
few minutes late, Your Highness.
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CATWOMAN: Well, it's too bad.
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00:21:51,210 --> 00:21:54,180
If they had been here, they might
be able to save your worthless hides.
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00:21:54,346 --> 00:21:55,814
I beg your pardon?
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00:21:56,382 --> 00:21:59,079
Saints preserve
us, it's Catwoman.
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00:21:59,552 --> 00:22:02,920
In the adorable fur.
324
00:22:03,088 --> 00:22:06,422
Now that Batman and Robin are
not here to fight your battles for you...
325
00:22:06,592 --> 00:22:10,029
let me see how really brave
you timorous tabbies are.
326
00:22:10,196 --> 00:22:11,562
Get them.
327
00:22:12,598 --> 00:22:15,067
It seems we arrived at an
opportune moment, Catwoman.
328
00:22:15,234 --> 00:22:17,396
Gosh, yes, Batman.
Holy crucial moment.
329
00:22:17,736 --> 00:22:20,137
Most apt, Boy Blunderer.
330
00:22:20,306 --> 00:22:24,835
But the presence of you here indicates that
you have forsaken your partner in crime...
331
00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:26,501
in order to pursue me.
332
00:22:29,415 --> 00:22:31,509
Batgirl. Hsss!
333
00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:34,279
Not a perfect
pinafore, Catwoman.
334
00:22:35,087 --> 00:22:36,817
Get them.
335
00:23:17,596 --> 00:23:19,827
Crime is a bad habit, Catwoman.
336
00:23:19,999 --> 00:23:22,730
Let's go. Warden
Crichton awaits.
337
00:23:30,643 --> 00:23:32,612
You know what this is, Batman?
338
00:23:32,778 --> 00:23:35,714
The Royal Order of
the Belgravian Garter.
339
00:23:35,881 --> 00:23:38,077
Five decorations.
One for each of us.
340
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:41,846
For finding Her Majesty's Golden
Fleece and returning it to her.
341
00:23:42,021 --> 00:23:43,819
And for finding Her Majesty...
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00:23:43,989 --> 00:23:47,016
locked up in a closet off
that throne room, she was.
343
00:23:47,192 --> 00:23:50,185
And it's a lucky thing
that we discovered her too.
344
00:23:50,362 --> 00:23:52,888
There are enough international
crises running around...
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00:23:53,065 --> 00:23:55,398
without us starting
one with Belgravia.
346
00:23:59,638 --> 00:24:00,662
Yes, Bonnie?
347
00:24:00,839 --> 00:24:03,604
I thought you should
turn on your television set.
348
00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:06,075
A roving live-TV unit has
picked up something shocking...
349
00:24:06,245 --> 00:24:08,339
happening right
now in Gotham City.
350
00:24:08,514 --> 00:24:10,449
Thank you, Bonnie.
351
00:24:17,790 --> 00:24:20,191
Holy homecoming,
Egghead and Olga.
352
00:24:20,359 --> 00:24:23,386
Queen of the
Bessarovian Cossacks.
353
00:24:24,596 --> 00:24:29,398
No doubt back to bother, badger
and bewilder Gotham City once more.
354
00:24:29,568 --> 00:24:32,800
Egghead, Olga and her
Bessarovian Cossacks are back...
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00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:35,168
with another assortment
of devilish plots.
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00:24:35,341 --> 00:24:39,039
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