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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,177 --> 00:00:16,174 Night, the cloak for sinners, draws its dark folds over Gotham City... 2 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:20,082 where the Riddler hides out in a little-used gymnasium. 3 00:00:22,189 --> 00:00:24,522 Me? Throw the biggest fight of my career tonight? 4 00:00:24,691 --> 00:00:27,786 In Gotham Square Garden? I won't do it. - Ah? Oh, yeah. 5 00:00:27,961 --> 00:00:31,523 - I won't go into the ring if the fight's fixed. - Yes, you will, Kid Gulliver. 6 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:33,690 Yes, you will. Ha, ha. 7 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:35,358 I have a riddle for you. 8 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:41,840 What do many boats, shovels, laundries, whistles and hot showers have in common? 9 00:00:42,109 --> 00:00:43,600 Steam. 10 00:00:43,777 --> 00:00:48,238 Put him in the steam room and shrink him down to size. 11 00:00:51,451 --> 00:00:53,943 After Kid Gulliver, what, Riddler? 12 00:00:54,121 --> 00:00:58,058 Get rid of every other top prizefighter in town, Betsy, that's what. 13 00:00:58,225 --> 00:01:01,821 Plus that contemptible crime-fighter, Batman... 14 00:01:01,995 --> 00:01:05,329 then control all the prizefighting in Gotham City once and for all... 15 00:01:05,499 --> 00:01:06,694 and everywhere else. 16 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:09,662 That's a big order. How are you gonna do it? 17 00:01:09,836 --> 00:01:14,240 With an ace I have up my sleeve, and what an ace. 18 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:15,671 But for starters... 19 00:01:15,842 --> 00:01:20,371 when is the top of a mountain like a savings account? 20 00:01:20,547 --> 00:01:21,776 Go on, Riddler. 21 00:01:24,384 --> 00:01:27,047 When it piques one's interest. 22 00:01:29,957 --> 00:01:33,086 Kid Gulliver? Down for the count in the third? 23 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:34,558 It's hard to believe, Bruce. 24 00:01:34,728 --> 00:01:36,856 As chairman of Gotham City Boxing Commission... 25 00:01:37,030 --> 00:01:39,261 I'm gonna call an emergency meeting. 26 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:42,631 It looks like undesirable elements have once again infiltrated... 27 00:01:42,803 --> 00:01:45,432 the manly art of self-defense. 28 00:01:46,039 --> 00:01:50,135 And making off with the box-office receipts. 29 00:01:56,483 --> 00:02:02,650 Riddle me this. When does a painter use a trigger instead of a brush? 30 00:02:06,026 --> 00:02:08,791 When he's a stickup artist. 31 00:02:14,768 --> 00:02:18,466 - I'd like two seats for tomorrow's... - That box, it's blinking. 32 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:20,073 Help! Police! Help! 33 00:03:46,126 --> 00:03:48,721 And you caught no glimpse of the robbers, Batgirl? 34 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:52,525 No. I heard the cashier scream, called Commissioner Gordon's office... 35 00:03:52,699 --> 00:03:54,998 and brought this box directly here. 36 00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:59,003 It's lucky you were in the vicinity of Gotham Square Garden. 37 00:03:59,172 --> 00:04:03,075 Yes. Luck is an important weapon to a woman crime-fighter, Batman. 38 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:05,075 Ah. 39 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:08,671 As I suspected. 40 00:04:08,849 --> 00:04:13,685 This little blinking device is merely an added touch to pique our curiosity. 41 00:04:13,854 --> 00:04:15,686 Sounds like a trick of Riddler's. 42 00:04:15,856 --> 00:04:17,484 Indeed. He's back. 43 00:04:17,657 --> 00:04:18,920 What's in the box? 44 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:22,494 Apparently, just some... 45 00:04:22,662 --> 00:04:23,755 metal filings. 46 00:04:24,664 --> 00:04:27,463 And this note. 47 00:04:28,969 --> 00:04:31,495 "Who rules the ring? No prince, king or raja. 48 00:04:31,671 --> 00:04:34,903 Look for a clue on the walls of Khafajah." 49 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:38,841 Ah. Riddler, indeed. 50 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:42,608 Returned to tease, taunt, and torment us again. 51 00:04:43,350 --> 00:04:47,219 "Look for a clue on the walls of Khafajah." What could he mean this time, Batman? 52 00:04:47,387 --> 00:04:50,721 Khafajah was a famous temple in what was the land of Mesopotamia, Robin. 53 00:04:50,891 --> 00:04:54,692 My daughter, Barbara, studied the history of Southwestern Asia in college, Batman. 54 00:04:54,861 --> 00:04:57,797 Perhaps if I called her, she could be of some... 55 00:04:58,698 --> 00:05:00,189 What, uh...? 56 00:05:00,367 --> 00:05:03,667 What happened to Batgirl? 57 00:05:03,904 --> 00:05:06,601 - Begorra, she's gone. - Into thin air. 58 00:05:06,773 --> 00:05:10,335 Her particular brand of vanishing cream... 59 00:05:10,510 --> 00:05:12,445 another weapon in her arsenal. 60 00:05:14,281 --> 00:05:15,613 Commissioner Gordon. 61 00:05:15,782 --> 00:05:17,250 Yes? 62 00:05:17,784 --> 00:05:19,514 He what? 63 00:05:19,786 --> 00:05:21,618 Well, Batman's right here. 64 00:05:21,788 --> 00:05:23,882 I'll tell him at once. 65 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:25,992 That was the boxing commissioner. 66 00:05:26,493 --> 00:05:29,588 He was... He was calling about Kid Gulliver, who's vanished. 67 00:05:29,763 --> 00:05:31,322 Disappeared completely... 68 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:34,593 while his seconds were carrying him down to his dressing room. 69 00:05:34,768 --> 00:05:37,101 That shot I gave him won't wear off for a week. 70 00:05:37,270 --> 00:05:39,967 - What was in that shot, boss? - A little riddle juice, Kayo. 71 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:45,169 Gentlemen, if we had our choice of laps to sit on right now, which would we choose? 72 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:46,643 Laps? To sit on? 73 00:05:46,813 --> 00:05:50,477 Kid Gulliver's temporary lapse of memory. Take him away. 74 00:05:59,593 --> 00:06:03,826 Here are the burnooses, Riddler. And my latest news break. 75 00:06:03,997 --> 00:06:06,296 "Mushy Nebuchadnezzer... 76 00:06:06,466 --> 00:06:09,698 unchallenged champion of Southwestern Asia's boxing world... 77 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:11,964 arrived in Gotham City tonight. 78 00:06:12,138 --> 00:06:16,234 Ready and willing to take on any and all comers." 79 00:06:16,409 --> 00:06:20,210 Mushy Nebuchadnezzer? 80 00:06:21,248 --> 00:06:26,209 Stroke of your usual feminine genius, Betsy. 81 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:30,851 Well, then slip into your burnoose, Riddler... 82 00:06:31,024 --> 00:06:37,123 because Mushy Nebuchadnezzer is going to appear on my midnight sports telecast. 83 00:06:59,519 --> 00:07:02,114 Sorry to bother you at this time of night, Ms. Gordon. 84 00:07:02,289 --> 00:07:05,350 We would've entered the building by more conventional means... 85 00:07:05,525 --> 00:07:09,690 - but we didn't wanna startle the tenants. - Oh, I understand. I was expecting you. 86 00:07:09,963 --> 00:07:11,454 - Oh? - My father called. 87 00:07:11,631 --> 00:07:12,792 Won't you come in? 88 00:07:12,966 --> 00:07:14,594 - Thank you. - You want to know... 89 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:16,999 - about the famous temple of Khafajah? - Yes. 90 00:07:17,537 --> 00:07:21,099 As I recall, some strange scrollwork was found on the walls of that temple... 91 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:23,140 indicating men used fists to fight... 92 00:07:23,310 --> 00:07:27,008 long before the supposed beginnings of boxing in ancient Rome and Greece. 93 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:29,945 Holy hieroglyphics. How would the Riddler know that, Batman? 94 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:34,645 The mind of a criminal like Riddler's is a sponge which soaks up many strange facts, Robin. 95 00:07:34,821 --> 00:07:37,086 Riddler is an old archenemy of ours, Ms. Gordon... 96 00:07:37,257 --> 00:07:41,786 returned to try to outwit us and bilk the good citizens of Gotham City. 97 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:46,900 That riddle he sent us, perhaps we should examine it again. 98 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:51,129 "Who rules the ring? No prince, king or raja." 99 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:53,705 Could he mean the prizefighting ring? 100 00:07:53,873 --> 00:07:57,833 We should've thought of that ourselves. Up until tonight, Kid Gulliver was the champ. 101 00:07:58,011 --> 00:08:01,345 - Perhaps Riddler himself is trying to take over. - That punctuated pipsqueak? 102 00:08:03,216 --> 00:08:04,775 Barbara. Barbara, it's I. 103 00:08:04,951 --> 00:08:06,715 It's my father. 104 00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:13,985 Well, tonight seems to be my night for gentlemen callers. 105 00:08:14,928 --> 00:08:18,092 I was walking home, took a chance the Caped Crusader would be here. 106 00:08:18,264 --> 00:08:21,393 Kid Gulliver's been found, Batman. Outside Gotham Square Garden... 107 00:08:21,568 --> 00:08:23,059 but he remembers nothing. 108 00:08:23,236 --> 00:08:26,900 Uh, an injection of some drug seems to have affected his memory. 109 00:08:27,073 --> 00:08:29,565 Then it will do us no good to talk to Kid Gulliver. 110 00:08:29,743 --> 00:08:33,236 We might take a look at Gotham Square Garden. Maybe we'll find something. 111 00:08:33,413 --> 00:08:36,815 - Thank you, Ms. Gordon. You've been great help. - Batman. 112 00:08:38,284 --> 00:08:42,153 It's little enough to do for so courageous a crime-fighter. 113 00:08:51,898 --> 00:08:55,926 I thought I'd catch the last of Betsy Boldface's midnight sports telecast. 114 00:08:56,102 --> 00:08:58,662 Betsy Boldface seems to have quite a hold over you. 115 00:09:00,306 --> 00:09:02,502 She's as good as any man would be on that job. 116 00:09:02,675 --> 00:09:04,837 - Mushy Nebuchadnezzer. - Yes. 117 00:09:05,011 --> 00:09:07,810 Southwestern Asia's unchallenged champion... 118 00:09:07,981 --> 00:09:10,917 and also one of the most colorful prizefighters in the world. 119 00:09:11,084 --> 00:09:14,020 For instance, Mushy, tell us, just what do you eat? 120 00:09:14,187 --> 00:09:18,818 Tamarisk berries, bulbul bird eggs and licorice. 121 00:09:18,992 --> 00:09:22,156 But, uh, only licorice native to my country. 122 00:09:22,328 --> 00:09:24,524 What liquids do you drink? 123 00:09:24,697 --> 00:09:27,997 Just, uh, camel grass juice. 124 00:09:28,168 --> 00:09:29,864 What else? 125 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:35,907 Enough of that. He sounds like Southwestern Asia's unchallenged nut. 126 00:09:38,211 --> 00:09:42,672 While in the box-office of Gotham Square Garden... 127 00:09:55,228 --> 00:09:56,719 We saw your car parked outside. 128 00:09:56,896 --> 00:10:00,890 Commissioner Gordon said that you might be here looking around. 129 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:03,335 All you all right, chief? 130 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:05,633 What car? Who's Commissioner Gordon? 131 00:10:05,805 --> 00:10:08,104 Riddle me this, Dynamic Dullheads. 132 00:10:08,475 --> 00:10:10,205 What have the following in common? 133 00:10:10,376 --> 00:10:14,211 Hemming, basting, purling and tacking? 134 00:10:16,182 --> 00:10:18,151 Holy blackout. 135 00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:21,083 A unique trick of Riddler's. Now you see him, now you don't. 136 00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:23,280 He's gotta be someplace in this building. 137 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:26,119 Unfortunately, we don't have time to go after him. 138 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:28,022 Chief O'Hara needs help and quickly. 139 00:10:28,194 --> 00:10:32,461 Hemming and purling, basting and tacking are all words related to needlework. 140 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:36,467 You think they gave Chief O'Hara the same injection as they gave Kid Gulliver? 141 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,696 I'll take Chief O'Hara down to headquarters. 142 00:10:38,872 --> 00:10:41,273 You follow in the Batmobile. Come, come, chief. 143 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,402 You know something, Charlie... 144 00:10:44,577 --> 00:10:47,945 all I could see under that burnoose was Mushy Nebuchadnezzer's chin... 145 00:10:48,114 --> 00:10:52,609 and it didn't look much like a Southwestern Asiatic chin to this student of history. 146 00:10:52,785 --> 00:10:56,051 And there's something about that Betsy Boldface. 147 00:10:56,322 --> 00:11:00,817 I'm afraid Batman and Robin are headed for more than just Gotham Square Garden. 148 00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:05,627 Maybe Batgirl should investigate the local source of tamarisk berries... 149 00:11:05,798 --> 00:11:09,530 bulbul bird eggs, licorice, and camel grass juice. 150 00:11:14,941 --> 00:11:17,877 So it's across her bedroom in a flash... 151 00:11:18,044 --> 00:11:19,945 to the secret Batgirl nook... 152 00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:23,641 where Barbara Gordon makes her dazzling change... 153 00:11:23,816 --> 00:11:25,751 to Batgirl. 154 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:30,518 And into action on her Batgirl Cycle. 155 00:11:32,725 --> 00:11:37,663 And shortly, back in Riddler's little-used gymnasium... 156 00:11:38,097 --> 00:11:41,966 I've picked up more than Mushy Nebuchadnezzer's tamarisk berries... 157 00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:43,967 - Tamarisk? - And bulbul bird eggs... 158 00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:46,971 - Bulbul? - And licorice and camel grass juice... 159 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:49,075 - at an Asiatic delicatessen. - Ah. 160 00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:52,371 - Riddler, Batgirl is on my trail. - Batgirl? 161 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:53,706 Yes, Batgirl. 162 00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:57,810 I saw your phony broadcast tonight, Riddler. 163 00:11:58,351 --> 00:12:01,981 Masquerading as Mushy Nebuchadnezzer. What's your scheme? 164 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:05,887 - What do you have up your sleeve this time? - Up my sleeve, Batgirl? 165 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,322 Riddle me once. 166 00:12:07,493 --> 00:12:10,463 What's most alluring, when it's lowest or highest? 167 00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:13,566 When it's in the air or in a hole? 168 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:18,831 When it's served you, yet you can't touch it? 169 00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:23,342 An enchanting ace. 170 00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:31,511 Put these earmuffs on. 171 00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:38,858 Siren, let her have one of your most stunning notes. 172 00:13:08,988 --> 00:13:11,389 What happened? It didn't work. It didn't work. 173 00:13:11,557 --> 00:13:15,961 Well, I've never tried my note two octaves above high C on a woman before. 174 00:13:16,863 --> 00:13:19,594 - And she won't try it again. - Get her. 175 00:13:22,935 --> 00:13:25,905 Good. Now, toss her into the steam room as you did Kid Gulliver. 176 00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:31,033 Batgirls wilt just as quickly as other women. Ha, ha. 177 00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:39,083 Like a dream. It worked just like a dream, Betsy. 178 00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:43,087 I thought my broadcast would put the Dynamic Decimal Points on your track. 179 00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:46,454 But Batgirl will work just as well. 180 00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:49,687 Even though Siren's stunning note didn't work on her. 181 00:13:49,862 --> 00:13:52,855 But it didn't work on me, either. I didn't have the earmuffs on. 182 00:13:53,032 --> 00:13:56,025 Well, it's never failed to put men under my spell, Riddler. 183 00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:57,602 And at my command. 184 00:13:57,770 --> 00:14:00,865 Well, then men, you shall have. Three. 185 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:04,272 Top prizefighters in the country waiting outside right now... 186 00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:07,312 to be dazed by your dazzling decibel. 187 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:13,215 And with them in my power and Batman KO'd once and for all... 188 00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:18,347 I shall rule the ring. 189 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:25,992 This is Jerry Quarry, Mushy. A contender for the heavyweight title. 190 00:14:26,165 --> 00:14:30,830 Oh, yes. Jerry, contend with this. 191 00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:39,979 All right, Riddler, they're under my spell. 192 00:14:40,146 --> 00:14:41,978 They'll obey any order now. 193 00:14:42,148 --> 00:14:45,778 Good. Take them into the steam room. 194 00:14:49,455 --> 00:14:54,052 And turn the heat up and find out how Batgirl is doing. 195 00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:59,955 Now. Now, to put Batman under my spell. 196 00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:02,967 I too have plans for Batman. 197 00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:06,334 - And Commissioner Gordon. - A good parlay. A good parlay. 198 00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:10,910 Thank you, Siren, from the bottom of my burnoose. 199 00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:19,851 - Batgirl's gone, boss. - Gone? Gone? 200 00:15:20,019 --> 00:15:21,180 - Gone. - No! 201 00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:23,050 - Somehow, she got out. - No, no, no. 202 00:15:23,222 --> 00:15:25,487 - She must've went up a vent. - No, no, no. 203 00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:29,823 - Would you like a shot of camel grass juice? - No! No, no. 204 00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:37,804 Oh, what's looser than a thread, a fish, flying ribbons? 205 00:15:37,970 --> 00:15:40,462 A woman's tongue. 206 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:43,269 Possibly Batgirl's. 207 00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:46,672 I've got to get on some provocative riddles... 208 00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:52,012 if I'm going to coax Batman into the ring with Mushy Nebuchadnezzer. 209 00:15:53,853 --> 00:15:59,258 The next morning, Batman and Robin reply to a summons on the red phone. 210 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:03,493 I have called Batman, Barbara. 211 00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:07,828 But I called you too because I needed someone to talk to until he arrived. 212 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,367 Oh, I know you'll be late at the library... 213 00:16:10,536 --> 00:16:14,837 but with Chief O'Hara still in a state of amnesia, I'm lost. That's all, just lost. 214 00:16:15,007 --> 00:16:18,444 The whole city is aroused over Kid Gulliver's condition. 215 00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:21,479 Plus, the strange disappearances of three of the contenders... 216 00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,616 and I'm snowed under with riddles... 217 00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:27,777 sent here to this office in care of Batman. Listen to this nonsense. 218 00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:32,050 "What do bells, curtains, twins and hair have in common?" Ha, ha. 219 00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:33,249 That's easy, Daddy. 220 00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:36,055 - Easy? - Something like his riddle of last night: 221 00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:38,494 "Who rules the ring?" 222 00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:40,599 Uh, ring? 223 00:16:40,766 --> 00:16:43,031 Bells ring out. Curtains ring down. 224 00:16:43,202 --> 00:16:44,693 Twins are perfect ringers. 225 00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:48,035 - And hair often comes in ringlets. - Well, smart girl. 226 00:16:48,207 --> 00:16:50,938 Yes. All right, then let's see you get this one. Ahem. 227 00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:54,376 "Any aggressor should beware his successor." 228 00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:58,575 Well, it isn't a very good rhyme, but it must have something to do with Nebuchadnezzer. 229 00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:01,585 So he's still taunting Batman, eh? 230 00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:04,451 "Aggressor, successor." Ah. 231 00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:07,260 Sounds like a challenge to me. 232 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,420 - Challenge? - Yes, Batman. 233 00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:11,859 To meet Mushy in the ring. 234 00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:15,367 Commissioner Gordon. 235 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,436 Yes, he's right here. 236 00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:20,129 This call's for you too. 237 00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:23,539 - Hello? - Riddle me this, Batman. 238 00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:26,611 What are the chilliest 12 inches in the world? 239 00:17:27,079 --> 00:17:28,274 It's the Riddler. 240 00:17:28,447 --> 00:17:31,611 The chilliest 12 inches in the world? Cold feet. 241 00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:33,150 Excellent. 242 00:17:33,319 --> 00:17:36,016 What suit of cards lays eggs? 243 00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:40,320 One that's chickenhearted. Now, listen to this, Riddler. 244 00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:44,692 - Sticks and stones may break my bones... - Now, you listen to me, Batman. 245 00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:49,393 My line is plugged into radio station GTCR. 246 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:53,131 That means that all of Gotham City... 247 00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:57,971 has heard you called, ha, ha, a coward. 248 00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:05,485 That's it, commissioner. 249 00:18:05,651 --> 00:18:08,746 Regardless of who Mushy Nebuchadnezzer may be... 250 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:12,119 or what Riddler is up to, regardless of private or public image... 251 00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:14,920 one thing I cannot abide is being called a coward. 252 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,859 You may inform all the news media... 253 00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:21,000 that I will meet the champion of Southwestern Asia... 254 00:18:21,167 --> 00:18:23,432 in Gotham Square Garden tonight. 255 00:18:36,182 --> 00:18:39,243 Phil, take over for a minute. I'll be right back. 256 00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:46,389 You make an excellent second second, Alfred. 257 00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:48,755 I trust no one will penetrate my disguise, sir. 258 00:18:48,928 --> 00:18:51,796 - But I think perhaps you'd better call me Gus. - Gus. 259 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:58,435 Holy missing relatives. Look who's sitting down behind Commissioner Gordon. 260 00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:02,269 Mrs. Cooper, how nice to see you. 261 00:19:02,441 --> 00:19:03,602 My daughter, Barbara. 262 00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:07,269 - Your daughter? How do you do, my dear? - Hello. 263 00:19:07,446 --> 00:19:10,939 Oh, commissioner, I've been such a wanderer. 264 00:19:11,117 --> 00:19:15,145 I just got back from the New Hebrides this evening. 265 00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:19,224 I didn't want to let the boys know. I wanted to surprise them. 266 00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:22,794 And there was nobody home, not even Alfred. 267 00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:26,228 And then I heard that Batman was fighting... 268 00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:30,131 - this Mushy Nebuchadwhosis... - Ha, ha. 269 00:19:30,302 --> 00:19:33,170 And you know me. I love a fight. 270 00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:40,608 As I thought, it's Riddler. 271 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:43,272 This is ridiculous. He's smaller than you are. 272 00:19:46,652 --> 00:19:48,052 Okay, fellas. 273 00:19:49,955 --> 00:19:52,356 I want a good, clean fight. Touch gloves. 274 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:56,360 Batman, what eats crow, yells uncle, and tosses sponges? 275 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:59,294 - A loser. And I'm not a loser, Riddler. - Oh? 276 00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:18,117 Spritz him, Riddler, with the metal filings in your gloves. 277 00:20:18,284 --> 00:20:20,947 - Betsy's under the ring with a magnet. - Go on, get him. 278 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:23,715 - Stick it out, stick it out. - Finish him off, come on. 279 00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:30,728 Wait, wait, wait. What...? 280 00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:45,542 Holy sudden incapacitation. 281 00:20:45,711 --> 00:20:46,770 Yes. 282 00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:50,713 The drawing power of this fight seems to have concentrated beneath the ring. 283 00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:53,976 Aw, ha, ha. Ha-ha-ha! 284 00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:57,957 Mother Machree, what's happening? 285 00:20:58,124 --> 00:21:02,960 Batman's feet seem to be magnetized to the canvas. 286 00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:05,155 Excuse me, I have something in my eye. 287 00:21:14,573 --> 00:21:17,372 Through a door, as Barbara Gordon... 288 00:21:17,543 --> 00:21:23,380 and seconds later, making her startling reappearance as Batgirl. 289 00:21:33,092 --> 00:21:37,154 - Batgirl. - Yes, Betsy Boldface. We meet again. 290 00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:40,562 Ladies and gentlemen, riddle me this. 291 00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:44,295 When is a prizefight like a beautiful lady? 292 00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:48,703 Answer: when it's a knockout. 293 00:22:01,253 --> 00:22:03,745 Something went wrong. Let's get out of here. 294 00:22:07,426 --> 00:22:10,225 - What happened to you? - She happened to me. 295 00:22:10,396 --> 00:22:14,265 Get her. Batman's on our tail. Let's get out through the steam room. 296 00:22:50,436 --> 00:22:53,929 - Any final riddles, Riddler? - Yes. 297 00:22:54,139 --> 00:22:58,770 What do you throw away that keeps returning? 298 00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:00,937 A boomerang. 299 00:23:01,113 --> 00:23:02,581 Correct. 300 00:23:02,748 --> 00:23:05,980 And I'm a boomerang. 301 00:23:06,151 --> 00:23:11,454 And I shall be back. 302 00:23:11,857 --> 00:23:15,692 Well, that winds that up, fellow crime-fighters. Thanks to Batgir... 303 00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:19,323 - She's gone. - Yes, but this time I saw where she went. 304 00:23:19,498 --> 00:23:22,866 Through that transom. And her Batgirl Cycle's parked in the back alley. 305 00:23:23,035 --> 00:23:25,095 Let's follow her. Let's find out who she is. 306 00:23:25,271 --> 00:23:29,106 No, no, old chum. Let us respect her disguise as she respects ours. 307 00:23:29,275 --> 00:23:32,973 - I guess you're right. - Some camel grass juice, sir? 308 00:23:38,584 --> 00:23:41,520 Gosh, Batman, this camel grass juice is great. 309 00:23:41,687 --> 00:23:44,748 Beware of strong stimulants, Robin. 310 00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:52,557 - Yes, Bonnie. BONNIE: There's a Ms. Circe out here... 311 00:23:52,731 --> 00:23:54,063 to see you, commissioner. 312 00:23:54,233 --> 00:23:55,496 Lorelei Circe. 313 00:23:55,668 --> 00:23:57,159 Circe? 314 00:23:57,336 --> 00:23:58,360 Circe. 315 00:23:59,872 --> 00:24:02,569 Name doesn't ring a bell, but send her in. 316 00:24:10,883 --> 00:24:14,012 Ms. Circe, what can I do for you? 317 00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:20,723 It's what I can do for you, commissioner, that really counts. 318 00:24:25,764 --> 00:24:30,862 Will the Siren succeed in the plan she has for Batman and Commissioner Gordon? 319 00:24:31,036 --> 00:24:33,596 Will her purring parlay pay off? 320 00:24:33,772 --> 00:24:37,868 Watch for the stunning surprise on the next episode.27226

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