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- Valentine's Day.
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Saint Valentine.
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Patron saint of bee keepers,
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epilepsy,
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fainting,
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the plague,
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and of course,
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love.
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Love, love, love, love, love,
love, love, love love love...
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Maybe I should send
her a valentine.
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She'd never know.
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I'll radish you.
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It's funny and
witty, razor sharp.
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She'll love it.
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I won't.
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I will.
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I won't.
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I will.
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I have.
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I've just sent a valentine
to my best friend's wife!
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Fuck!
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- Hiya.
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Hello, Freddie.
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Now try not to forget,
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they're not suppositories.
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You take them orally.
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- Okay.
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Thank you.
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- Darling.
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- Get off, you...
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- I am the ball's
official photographer.
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Hey, you're looking good,
for a man in a skirt.
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- Thank you, sweetie.
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- Bloody hell.
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- Sorry.
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No taxis.
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- Hello, darling.
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- Hi, Archie.
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- So, shall we?
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- Yes.
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- See you in court.
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- You're a genius.
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- Hey, don't go bolstering
that bastard's ego.
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- So, did you like my valentine?
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- Oh, yeah.
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Very sexy.
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- Sexy?
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- Well, of course.
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It was from you.
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- It's delicious.
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Have you tried some?
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- Feed me.
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- Okay, close your eyes.
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- Radish?
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Your valentine, silly.
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- Oh, sweetheart.
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I'm really sorry I
forgot to post it.
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- Then who sent this?
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- I'll radish you?
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What a saddo.
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- It was really sweet.
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- So, my baby sister's
got a secret admirer.
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- With a thing about
root vegetables.
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- Darling, you're
a beautiful woman,
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and someone's got
the hots for you.
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- Sam reckons it's
one of my patients.
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- Hey, you could
have a wild affair.
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- You haven't seen my patients.
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- Anyway, you think
you've got problems?
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- Yeah, but
they're all married.
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- Toby's single.
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- I never did understand
your relationship with Toby.
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- By the way, I persuaded
Henry to try some Viagra,
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plus half an E.
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- Felicity.
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That's very dangerous.
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- Certainly is.
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I've been walking like
John Wayne ever since.
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You tried it out on Sam yet?
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- We're fine.
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- Fine.
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Oh, dear God, it's
worse than I thought.
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- It's great.
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Really.
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Very nice.
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- Alice, anyone that thinks
that screwing is nice
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is confusing sex with sewing.
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Oh.
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Oh, yes.
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I wouldn't kick him out of bed.
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Oh, nice plinth.
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- Would you like a sample?
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- I'd like the whole package.
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- It's our new line.
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Anonymous.
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A hint of mystery
with a dark promise
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of forbidden excitement.
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- Just what you need, darling.
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- Bloody hell.
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How long have you been at this?
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- It takes as long as it takes.
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- Yeah?
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But then what?
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- I just wanna see
her sail again.
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After that, who knows.
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Maybe I'll just sit on the deck,
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a glass of whisky in hand
and watch the sun go down.
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- I don't know, mate.
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You're a one off.
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You really are.
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Your department, I believe.
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- Ah.
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- A few more than
I said, I'm afraid.
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Looks like Dan's on
a fruit and nut diet.
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- Still need notes for Monday?
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- Mmm.
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Sorry.
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Hey, quick drink
before you start?
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- Are you not going home
to your beautiful wife?
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- She's out on the piss
with her beautiful sister.
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Oh, go on.
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What do you say?
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- Nah, I've got to get
on with this, haven't I?
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- Mysterious, yet
slightly naughty,
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for the femme fatale of today.
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It's not me.
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- A single sniff
turns tongue tied boys
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into fluent cunnilinguists.
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Oh, did Sam like your card?
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- Suppose so.
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Bit weird, really.
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He said it was sexy.
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- Sexy?
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A picture of Marge Simpson?
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Oh, bugger.
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Maybe his other card was sexy.
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- What other card?
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- The one he's not
telling you about, dummy.
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He's obviously got a
secret admirer too.
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- Excuse me, your table's ready.
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- He would have told me
when I showed him mine.
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- Darling, you're
forgetting, he's a man.
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You're a nurse, you should know.
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They've got smaller
brains than us.
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So they can fit them
into their penises.
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0 I don't know why you
sleep with so many men.
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You obviously don't like them.
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- I like bits of them.
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- Not all married men are like
your boyfriends, you know.
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- Of course they are.
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It's just a question
of opportunity.
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- It's a question of trust.
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If someone fancied Sam,
he'd tell me straight away.
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He would.
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- Okay.
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Prove it.
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I got one with nothing on it.
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Must be from Henry.
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Silent type.
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Come on.
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10 quid says he
doesn't tell you.
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- Hundred says he does.
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- Deal.
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So, you liked it then?
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- Henry.
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Oh, it was so sweet.
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I was just showing it to Alice.
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Ooh, still at attention!
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- No, no.
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No, please.
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Please don't post it.
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Mum always said you
got me into trouble.
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What?
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- Trying to remember the
last time I saw you naked.
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- A little mystery
never did any harm.
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Hello, sexy.
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- Good morning.
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The headlines at eight o'clock.
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Footballer Dan Harlow begins his
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refute allegations
libel action today.
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- Hey.
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You all right?
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Fine.
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That will be Martin.
- That will be Martin.
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- Yeah?
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Hi, Martin.
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- Oh, look, your
case is on the news.
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- Get a glimpse of one of
football's bright young players.
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Dan Harlow is suing a major
national newspaper for alleging-
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- Yeah, listen, mate,
I'll call you back.
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- Sex romps with
a married couple.
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Harlow's wife, actress
Miranda Campbell,
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is conspicuously absent today.
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Bristol's up and
coming libel lawyer,
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Sam Holbrook, has
taken the case,
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but with the story backed
by numerous photographs,
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observers here are
questioning the wisdom
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of bringing this case to
court in the first place.
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- Gotta run.
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Bye, darling.
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- He even kept the lock of hair.
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- Good job Henry
keeps that dog clean.
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Anyway, at least
there's an upside.
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- What?
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- I'm a hundred quid richer.
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Repeat after me,
Felicity was right.
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- He just didn't wanna
hurt my feelings.
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It's not like he's gonna run off
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and have an affair or anything.
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Sorry.
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I'll prove it.
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- How?
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- I don't know, I'll text him.
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Something raunchy.
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See if he responds.
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- He'll know it's
from your phone.
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- I'll buy a new one.
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- And if he rings?
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- He won't ring.
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I'll talk to him then.
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- And when he
recognizes your voice?
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- I'll be all sexy.
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- Go on then, let's hear it.
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And more to the point,
what would you say?
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- You know, filthy things.
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- Alice.
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The nearest you get to
filthy is gardening.
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So what's it gonna be come
and play with my begonias?
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- Hello, Sam.
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This is Anonymous.
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Would you like to prune my bush?
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Actually, that's not bad.
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Innocent yet knowing, with
just a hint of slapper.
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Every man's perfect woman.
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- Do you swap ends at half time?
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- Who are you playing
for next, Danny?
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Queen's Park Rangers?
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Arsenal, more like.
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- Shut it, you.
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Dan ain't no pillock
rider, right?
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- You know these guys.
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Just a bit of fun, yeah?
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- Fun?
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Any more fun like that and
we'll lose the Yorkie contract.
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- Where the hell's Miranda?
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The jury needs to see
her supporting you.
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- Filming, mate.
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It's what she does.
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- Aye, aye.
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Blonde eyebrows.
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Blonde eyebrows, blonde kebab.
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- Me and my boyfriend
Paul, we're both bisexual.
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Nothing to be ashamed of.
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Just get double
the fun that way.
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Anyway, we get chatting
to Dan in the bar...
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And Paul asks him
about being a gay icon.
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Wonders if it goes
any further than that.
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So Dan says, "Why don't
we go and find out?"
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- So Mr. Harlow invited
you to his hotel?
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- That's a lie.
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Dan ain't no chutney badger!
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- Flic, what underwear
have you got on?
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- Alice, maybe you should
think this through.
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- Anonymous doesn't think.
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She does.
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- Talk about stamina.
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First me, then Paul.
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Then the two of us together.
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He couldn't get enough of it.
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- And who took the photographs?
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- Them?
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Well, me and Paul.
273
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:40,059
We like to keep a few
souvenirs, you know?
274
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,529
- Very valuable souvenirs.
275
00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:44,831
- Hey, it
weren't like that.
276
00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:46,999
We had a lovely time.
277
00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:49,969
In the morning, Dan started
calling us all sorts of names,
278
00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:51,804
so we thought stuff him.
279
00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:55,608
If he's gonna be like that,
then he deserves all he gets.
280
00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:56,543
- Thank you.
281
00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:58,645
No more questions, m' Lud.
282
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,315
- Mr. Holbrook?
283
00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:05,818
- Sam.
284
00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:12,725
- No questions, m' Lud.
285
00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:36,983
- Haven't seen him for a while.
286
00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:45,325
- Martin.
- Martin.
287
00:18:47,994 --> 00:18:49,496
It might be important.
288
00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:51,164
- This is important.
289
00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:01,107
- Oh, hi, Martin.
290
00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:03,109
What's up, mate?
291
00:19:03,109 --> 00:19:03,943
Yeah.
292
00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:04,944
No problem.
293
00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:06,446
I'll see you then.
294
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:13,353
- You had your chance
and you blew it.
295
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:21,828
- Oh, hi.
296
00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:25,465
Breakfast is served.
297
00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:27,967
Unfortunately, I've gotta run.
298
00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:30,136
- Ooh.
299
00:19:30,136 --> 00:19:32,004
Archie's asked us round
for dinner tonight.
300
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:32,839
- Tonight?
301
00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:35,942
I'm sorry.
302
00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:39,479
Martin wants to go
over some paperwork.
303
00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:40,747
But you go, eh?
304
00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:43,450
See you later.
305
00:19:57,830 --> 00:19:58,665
- Hello.
306
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,224
- When you're ready, mate.
307
00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:28,761
Do I get a discount
for these silences?
308
00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:33,099
- Mr. Sharpe.
309
00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:35,568
- Yep.
310
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,637
- As Dan Harlow's
personal manager,
311
00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:39,806
could you tell the
Court your recollections
312
00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:42,942
of the evening of the
17th June last year?
313
00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:47,246
- Yeah, well, you see, what
with Miranda off working,
314
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,749
I knew that Dan
would be on his tod,
315
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:52,452
so invited him round
for a bit of nosebag.
316
00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:55,021
You know, spag
bol, can of lager,
317
00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:56,889
couple of games of snooker.
318
00:20:56,889 --> 00:21:00,226
And then about half 10,
well, he toodled off home.
319
00:21:00,226 --> 00:21:02,028
- Are you sure about the time?
320
00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:03,530
- Oh, yes.
321
00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:07,334
See, Buffy was about to
start and I never miss it.
322
00:21:08,735 --> 00:21:11,103
- And how far is your
home from the hotel
323
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:14,106
where the alleged
incident took place?
324
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:16,042
- Hundred miles, give or take.
325
00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:19,111
- So, for Mr. Harlow to
have been there by 11...
326
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:22,281
- He would have
needed a time machine.
327
00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:28,421
- Sorry, just on
my way to lunch.
328
00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:29,956
Anything?
329
00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:32,258
- Didn't text, didn't ring.
I was right, you were wrong.
330
00:21:32,258 --> 00:21:34,060
Perfect husband.
331
00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:37,063
- Darling, I've had
dozens of those.
332
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:49,609
- God!
333
00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:50,410
Oh my God!
334
00:21:54,213 --> 00:21:55,081
Flic!
335
00:21:55,081 --> 00:21:56,816
It's ringing!
336
00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:57,617
Hi.
337
00:21:58,818 --> 00:21:59,786
Bastard!
338
00:21:59,786 --> 00:22:00,720
What do I do?
339
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:01,921
- I don't know, do I?
340
00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:03,690
It was your stupid idea
in the first place.
341
00:22:03,690 --> 00:22:04,924
- It was your idea.
342
00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:06,726
- Uh-uh, the phone
wasn't my idea.
343
00:22:06,726 --> 00:22:10,162
- Maybe he's just ring to say
that he's happily married.
344
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:12,665
- There's one way to find out.
345
00:22:18,304 --> 00:22:19,138
- Hello.
346
00:22:21,908 --> 00:22:22,942
- Hello.
347
00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:24,411
- No.
348
00:22:24,411 --> 00:22:25,578
- Hello?
349
00:22:27,747 --> 00:22:28,815
- Hello, Sam.
350
00:22:31,818 --> 00:22:33,820
What am I wearing?
351
00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:34,754
Cheeky sod!
352
00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:41,394
I'm not taking my clothes off.
353
00:22:43,763 --> 00:22:45,264
Nothing.
354
00:22:45,264 --> 00:22:47,133
I'm wearing nothing.
355
00:22:47,133 --> 00:22:49,636
I'm completely, totally naked.
356
00:22:53,740 --> 00:22:54,541
And I'm...
357
00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:56,676
Late?
358
00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:01,648
Waiting for you.
359
00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:05,685
Thinking about you.
360
00:23:09,155 --> 00:23:09,989
Naked.
361
00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:14,561
Feeling.
362
00:23:17,964 --> 00:23:19,298
Touching myself.
363
00:23:28,841 --> 00:23:30,242
My nipples are...
364
00:23:33,546 --> 00:23:34,380
Hard.
365
00:23:43,856 --> 00:23:46,092
Well, you are very naughty.
366
00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:54,601
Are you?
367
00:23:55,535 --> 00:23:56,335
Really?
368
00:23:59,472 --> 00:24:00,640
I can feel you.
369
00:24:05,478 --> 00:24:06,813
Close your eyes.
370
00:24:10,082 --> 00:24:10,917
- Don't stop.
371
00:24:10,917 --> 00:24:11,751
Don't stop.
372
00:24:11,751 --> 00:24:13,185
Good, good, good!
373
00:24:37,644 --> 00:24:39,411
You all right, mate?
374
00:24:39,411 --> 00:24:40,246
Lunch?
375
00:24:44,884 --> 00:24:47,286
- This is fucking war!
376
00:24:47,286 --> 00:24:49,321
- Hang on, you
obviously enjoyed it.
377
00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:50,923
- That's not the point.
378
00:24:50,923 --> 00:24:53,025
I had phone sex with my husband.
379
00:24:53,025 --> 00:24:56,195
He had phone sex with
a complete stranger.
380
00:24:56,195 --> 00:24:58,865
I want his testicles on a plate!
381
00:25:00,299 --> 00:25:04,270
Then I think I might use the
cheese grater on his knob!
382
00:25:04,270 --> 00:25:07,607
- Some men would pay
good money for that.
383
00:25:07,607 --> 00:25:09,942
- And give him a
chili powder enema.
384
00:25:09,942 --> 00:25:11,410
- That too.
385
00:25:11,410 --> 00:25:16,082
- Then I'll cut off his
foreskin and feed it to the cat!
386
00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:20,352
- Oh, thank you, Alice.
387
00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:23,089
I only come here
for the scenery.
388
00:25:23,089 --> 00:25:24,190
- Mr. Sharpe.
389
00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:25,692
- Yep.
390
00:25:25,692 --> 00:25:29,395
- You're President of the
Railway Restoration Society,
391
00:25:29,395 --> 00:25:30,597
I believe?
392
00:25:30,597 --> 00:25:32,198
- Yeah, Childhood
passion of mine, that.
393
00:25:32,198 --> 00:25:33,265
Steam trains.
394
00:25:34,133 --> 00:25:35,067
Choo-choo.
395
00:25:35,067 --> 00:25:37,637
- So you probably remember this?
396
00:25:39,438 --> 00:25:41,107
- Oh, yeah, yeah, that's me.
397
00:25:41,107 --> 00:25:43,175
That's when I was
guest of honor.
398
00:25:43,175 --> 00:25:44,443
Your Honor.
399
00:25:44,443 --> 00:25:46,412
- There's a
clock in the photograph.
400
00:25:46,412 --> 00:25:48,615
What time does it read?
401
00:25:48,615 --> 00:25:50,082
-20.
402
00:25:50,082 --> 00:25:52,685
- And what does
that banner above your head say?
403
00:25:52,685 --> 00:25:56,422
- Railway Restoration
Society Dinner, June...
404
00:25:58,390 --> 00:25:59,626
The 17th, 2004.
405
00:26:05,932 --> 00:26:07,166
- Order.
406
00:26:07,166 --> 00:26:08,267
- Putting your
stupid heads together
407
00:26:08,267 --> 00:26:10,136
and deciding to lie under oath.
408
00:26:10,136 --> 00:26:12,371
That's not only perjury,
that's conspiracy to pervert
409
00:26:12,371 --> 00:26:13,940
the course of fucking justice!
410
00:26:13,940 --> 00:26:15,808
- All right, listen,
he didn't do it.
411
00:26:15,808 --> 00:26:18,010
- Oh, yeah, right, and
you're Mother Theresa.
412
00:26:18,010 --> 00:26:19,411
- I wasn't there.
413
00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:21,948
- Dan, are you holding
something back?
414
00:26:21,948 --> 00:26:23,115
You gotta help us out.
415
00:26:23,115 --> 00:26:24,951
We're struggling here.
416
00:26:28,821 --> 00:26:29,756
- Tell him.
417
00:26:31,257 --> 00:26:32,491
- Okay.
418
00:26:32,491 --> 00:26:33,893
You know Miranda, right?
419
00:26:33,893 --> 00:26:35,361
- The invisible wife?
420
00:26:35,361 --> 00:26:36,829
- Sam, please.
421
00:26:36,829 --> 00:26:39,732
- Before the story broke,
she told me she was pregnant.
422
00:26:39,732 --> 00:26:41,400
And now she's saying she
doesn't wanna raise a child
423
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:43,135
with someone like me.
424
00:26:44,804 --> 00:26:47,573
She means everything
to me, mate.
425
00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:50,677
- He loves her.
426
00:26:52,044 --> 00:26:56,716
He has even got Miranda
forever tattooed on his arse.
427
00:26:57,183 --> 00:26:57,917
- Hip.
428
00:26:57,917 --> 00:26:58,918
- Arse.
429
00:26:58,918 --> 00:26:59,786
- Hip.
430
00:26:59,786 --> 00:27:00,552
- Arse.
431
00:27:00,552 --> 00:27:01,387
- Cliff.
432
00:27:01,387 --> 00:27:02,889
- That is your arse.
433
00:27:02,889 --> 00:27:06,525
- Cliff, why don't you go
and get us some coffee?
434
00:27:06,525 --> 00:27:07,426
Thank you.
435
00:27:07,426 --> 00:27:08,728
- Arse.
436
00:27:08,728 --> 00:27:09,996
- Go on, Danny.
437
00:27:11,764 --> 00:27:14,734
- Look, when all
this crap came out,
438
00:27:14,734 --> 00:27:16,435
she went ballistic.
439
00:27:16,435 --> 00:27:18,304
I tried to say it wasn't me,
440
00:27:18,304 --> 00:27:20,206
but with all the pictures in
the papers and everything.
441
00:27:20,206 --> 00:27:22,842
- Oh, so that's why you went
along with Cliff's story?
442
00:27:22,842 --> 00:27:25,912
So, Dan, what were
you doing that night?
443
00:27:25,912 --> 00:27:27,413
- Nothing.
444
00:27:27,413 --> 00:27:31,718
I was at home alone while
Miranda was out filming.
445
00:27:31,718 --> 00:27:34,453
- Flic, what do
men look for in a woman?
446
00:27:34,453 --> 00:27:36,222
- Delia Smith in the kitchen
447
00:27:36,222 --> 00:27:38,758
and Heidi Fleiss in the bedroom.
448
00:27:38,758 --> 00:27:42,094
- I think I'm a bit too
Delia in the bedroom.
449
00:27:42,094 --> 00:27:43,495
Boring.
450
00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:46,733
Why doesn't Sam call
me and talk dirty?
451
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:50,402
Because I'm too Alice?
452
00:27:50,402 --> 00:27:51,503
- Or maybe...
453
00:27:52,338 --> 00:27:53,639
- Maybe what?
454
00:27:53,639 --> 00:27:55,507
- Maybe he did know.
455
00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:57,243
Just playing along.
456
00:27:57,243 --> 00:27:59,846
- Do you really think so?
457
00:27:59,846 --> 00:28:00,646
- Yeah.
458
00:28:01,814 --> 00:28:05,184
But two can play at
that game, can't they?
459
00:28:06,318 --> 00:28:07,686
- Shag Actually?
460
00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:08,988
That's porn.
461
00:28:08,988 --> 00:28:10,957
- It's not porn, darling.
462
00:28:10,957 --> 00:28:12,024
It's erotica.
463
00:28:16,195 --> 00:28:18,464
- My Best Friend's Spreading?
464
00:28:18,464 --> 00:28:19,932
No.
465
00:28:19,932 --> 00:28:23,936
I thought you meant sex
kitten, not sex monster.
466
00:28:26,205 --> 00:28:27,706
- Hey.
467
00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:29,675
Maybe I could watch a couple
of those movies with you?
468
00:28:29,675 --> 00:28:31,377
I get off at six.
469
00:28:31,377 --> 00:28:33,712
- Who with, your right hand?
470
00:28:37,383 --> 00:28:38,217
Oh, yeah.
471
00:28:40,186 --> 00:28:41,620
- Butt Detective?
472
00:28:44,156 --> 00:28:47,259
- That's you sorted for
the next few nights.
473
00:28:47,259 --> 00:28:48,194
- Bollocks!
474
00:28:48,194 --> 00:28:50,729
I'm supposed to be at Archie's!
475
00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:51,563
- Bye.
476
00:29:29,735 --> 00:29:31,070
- Hello, Martin.
477
00:29:32,071 --> 00:29:34,073
Oh God, I've missed you.
478
00:29:36,375 --> 00:29:37,877
- Hello, love-rat.
479
00:29:46,185 --> 00:29:49,255
- It's all work and
no play with Sam.
480
00:29:52,124 --> 00:29:52,959
Ooh.
481
00:29:52,959 --> 00:29:54,360
- Bugger.
482
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:56,262
- Careful, that's a hundred
quid bottle of wine.
483
00:29:56,262 --> 00:29:58,597
Pinched it from Sam's cellar.
484
00:29:58,597 --> 00:29:59,665
Here, let me.
485
00:30:12,144 --> 00:30:16,815
One of the more useful
things I learnt at college.
486
00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:17,649
- Sorry.
487
00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:18,550
Sorry.
488
00:30:18,550 --> 00:30:19,385
- Oh.
489
00:30:19,385 --> 00:30:20,219
Sorry.
490
00:30:20,219 --> 00:30:21,220
- I'm sorry.
491
00:30:26,926 --> 00:30:28,861
A Cock On The Lips Now?
492
00:30:30,029 --> 00:30:32,264
I thought you liked
romantic comedies.
493
00:30:32,264 --> 00:30:34,266
- It's research.
494
00:30:34,266 --> 00:30:38,070
A new surgery the
practice want me to run.
495
00:30:38,070 --> 00:30:39,972
How to maintain a
healthy sex life
496
00:30:39,972 --> 00:30:42,274
in monogamous relationships.
497
00:30:42,274 --> 00:30:43,910
- I hate to tell you this,
498
00:30:43,910 --> 00:30:47,279
but I don't think these
reflect reality too much.
499
00:30:47,279 --> 00:30:50,149
Don't forget I Stay
Hard All Night.
500
00:30:52,251 --> 00:30:53,920
I Stay Hard All Night.
501
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:56,188
I told you they don't
reflect reality.
502
00:30:56,188 --> 00:30:58,790
- Oh my God, that's
Jenny Clough!
503
00:30:58,790 --> 00:30:59,725
- Who?
504
00:30:59,725 --> 00:31:00,859
- Jenny Clough.
505
00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:03,395
Had a thing about Sam at uni.
506
00:31:03,395 --> 00:31:05,497
Christian fundamentalist.
507
00:31:06,498 --> 00:31:07,599
- Oh my God!
508
00:31:07,599 --> 00:31:08,834
Let's put it on.
509
00:31:08,834 --> 00:31:09,835
Let's watch it!
510
00:31:09,835 --> 00:31:10,669
Come on!
511
00:31:12,404 --> 00:31:15,975
- Oh, what's got into
you tonight, hmm?
512
00:31:15,975 --> 00:31:17,543
- I think you know.
513
00:31:20,312 --> 00:31:21,713
God.
514
00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:23,315
It was great, wasn't it?
515
00:31:23,315 --> 00:31:24,550
- Mm-hmm.
516
00:31:24,550 --> 00:31:26,919
- The whole phone
sex thing, hmm?
517
00:31:31,057 --> 00:31:32,724
- You had phone sex?
518
00:31:35,527 --> 00:31:37,129
With another woman?
519
00:31:38,097 --> 00:31:38,931
- No.
520
00:31:40,766 --> 00:31:41,600
Did I?
521
00:31:42,834 --> 00:31:44,636
But I thought it was you.
522
00:31:44,636 --> 00:31:47,173
- Why would it be me?
523
00:31:47,173 --> 00:31:48,740
- Who else would it be?
524
00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:49,841
- I don't know.
525
00:31:49,841 --> 00:31:51,743
Maybe it was your wife.
526
00:31:54,413 --> 00:31:55,214
- Katy.
527
00:31:56,582 --> 00:32:00,286
I think I would have
recognized my own wife, hmm?
528
00:32:00,286 --> 00:32:03,322
Besides, Alice could
never be that...
529
00:32:04,890 --> 00:32:05,724
- What?
530
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:09,595
- Filthy.
531
00:32:17,569 --> 00:32:18,404
Christ.
532
00:32:20,206 --> 00:32:21,773
The blonde?
533
00:32:21,773 --> 00:32:22,608
- What?
534
00:32:24,743 --> 00:32:27,679
- Such a fantastic
painting, Katya.
535
00:32:30,749 --> 00:32:33,019
- You can't make me jealous.
536
00:32:33,019 --> 00:32:34,420
I'm immune.
537
00:32:34,420 --> 00:32:36,922
Wives get jealous, not lovers.
538
00:32:38,991 --> 00:32:41,727
- Get down
on your knees!
539
00:32:43,629 --> 00:32:46,365
- You can't get much more
fundamental than that.
540
00:32:46,365 --> 00:32:49,601
- She was always going on
about eternal punishment.
541
00:32:52,804 --> 00:32:53,772
- Hang on.
542
00:32:53,772 --> 00:32:55,741
Wasn't she a vegetarian?
543
00:32:58,444 --> 00:33:02,514
Can blow jobs really get
you off a speeding ticket?
544
00:33:02,514 --> 00:33:04,450
- Always worked for me.
545
00:33:07,453 --> 00:33:09,188
- Have you done that?
546
00:33:13,625 --> 00:33:15,794
- She's a contortionist.
547
00:33:15,794 --> 00:33:18,430
- So is he by the
looks of things.
548
00:33:18,430 --> 00:33:20,099
- Can't you do that?
549
00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:22,768
- You're funny.
550
00:33:22,768 --> 00:33:23,835
That's funny.
551
00:33:29,541 --> 00:33:30,376
Coffee?
552
00:33:47,359 --> 00:33:49,695
- Archie, what turns you on?
553
00:33:50,762 --> 00:33:52,331
I mean generally.
554
00:33:52,331 --> 00:33:56,435
What was it about Beth
that really got you going?
555
00:33:59,004 --> 00:34:00,772
- That she'd have me?
556
00:34:00,772 --> 00:34:03,409
- Did she dominate
you in the bedroom?
557
00:34:03,409 --> 00:34:04,843
- Did she dominate me?
558
00:34:04,843 --> 00:34:06,678
She dominated me
all over the house.
559
00:34:06,678 --> 00:34:11,117
- I'm just trying to find out
what men look for in a woman.
560
00:34:11,117 --> 00:34:11,950
- A pulse?
561
00:34:13,152 --> 00:34:16,488
Actually, there was one
time that Beth phoned me
562
00:34:16,488 --> 00:34:19,391
in the middle of the
day, and I was at work,
563
00:34:19,391 --> 00:34:23,862
and she told me that she
wasn't wearing any knickers.
564
00:34:23,862 --> 00:34:28,033
And that evening we went out
for dinner, and you know,
565
00:34:28,033 --> 00:34:30,469
knowing that we both knew it.
566
00:34:31,603 --> 00:34:34,673
And I was wearing a pair
of very tight jeans.
567
00:34:34,673 --> 00:34:36,342
And I couldn't walk.
568
00:34:44,616 --> 00:34:48,187
You know what they say
about the perfect woman?
569
00:34:48,187 --> 00:34:51,923
A blind nymphomaniac heiress
who lives above a pub.
570
00:34:51,923 --> 00:34:54,025
With big tits, obviously.
571
00:34:57,596 --> 00:35:00,098
- What would I do without you?
572
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:15,113
Flic.
573
00:35:16,748 --> 00:35:20,552
I think I've been going
about this the wrong way.
574
00:35:20,552 --> 00:35:22,321
Are you listening?
575
00:35:22,321 --> 00:35:23,155
Flic?
576
00:35:25,791 --> 00:35:29,428
- Darling, could we talk
about this tomorrow?
577
00:35:29,428 --> 00:35:30,262
Ooh.
578
00:35:31,997 --> 00:35:32,831
Ooh.
579
00:35:45,577 --> 00:35:48,514
- Darling, I'm
really swamped here.
580
00:35:58,056 --> 00:35:59,124
Please.
581
00:35:59,124 --> 00:36:00,025
Please, no.
582
00:36:01,227 --> 00:36:04,630
- You didn't even
notice the outfit.
583
00:36:04,630 --> 00:36:06,765
- That thing Flic gave you?
584
00:36:06,765 --> 00:36:09,435
I thought you said it was itchy?
585
00:36:12,804 --> 00:36:14,306
- Sam, I'm afraid.
586
00:36:19,811 --> 00:36:21,413
- Come here, silly.
587
00:36:25,451 --> 00:36:29,120
I'm just a bit snowed
under right now, yeah?
588
00:36:36,895 --> 00:36:39,265
So what about that fancy
pad you two bought?
589
00:36:39,265 --> 00:36:40,466
Where was it?
590
00:36:40,466 --> 00:36:41,667
- I'm
getting rid of it.
591
00:36:41,667 --> 00:36:42,901
- Are you crazy?
592
00:36:42,901 --> 00:36:44,670
Must have loads
of pulling power.
593
00:36:44,670 --> 00:36:46,405
- You would know
if you'd ever bothered
594
00:36:46,405 --> 00:36:48,574
to come round and have a look.
595
00:36:48,574 --> 00:36:50,409
- You've got to romance them.
596
00:36:50,409 --> 00:36:51,243
Flowers.
597
00:36:51,243 --> 00:36:53,178
Take them for dinner.
598
00:36:53,178 --> 00:36:55,381
Women like surprises.
599
00:36:55,381 --> 00:36:57,015
- Oh, shit, fuck, bollocks!
600
00:36:57,015 --> 00:36:58,617
- You all right, mate?
601
00:36:58,617 --> 00:37:00,018
- Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine.
602
00:37:00,018 --> 00:37:00,819
No, I'm fine.
603
00:37:00,819 --> 00:37:01,653
I'm fine.
604
00:37:07,158 --> 00:37:11,563
So, when was the last
time you surprised Alice?
605
00:37:11,563 --> 00:37:12,864
- That's different.
606
00:37:12,864 --> 00:37:14,199
We're married.
607
00:37:14,199 --> 00:37:16,335
- You know what they
say about married women.
608
00:37:16,335 --> 00:37:18,570
They're always fantasying
about other men.
609
00:37:18,570 --> 00:37:20,439
- And what's that
supposed to mean?
610
00:37:20,439 --> 00:37:21,273
- Nothing.
611
00:37:21,273 --> 00:37:22,274
Doesn't mean anything.
612
00:37:22,274 --> 00:37:23,275
I'm just saying.
613
00:37:23,275 --> 00:37:24,109
- Hey.
614
00:37:25,043 --> 00:37:26,945
You may have seen her first,
615
00:37:26,945 --> 00:37:29,214
but I was the one
who asked her out.
616
00:37:29,214 --> 00:37:30,616
Remember?
617
00:37:30,616 --> 00:37:31,550
- Hi.
618
00:37:31,550 --> 00:37:33,184
- Hi, darling.
619
00:37:33,184 --> 00:37:34,019
- Hi.
620
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:36,054
- Ooh.
621
00:37:36,054 --> 00:37:37,523
What have you done?
622
00:37:37,523 --> 00:37:38,424
- Oh, it's nothing.
623
00:37:38,424 --> 00:37:39,425
It's just a...
624
00:37:39,425 --> 00:37:40,258
- Inside.
625
00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:41,092
Now.
626
00:37:50,402 --> 00:37:52,438
- Do you remember
when we were students
627
00:37:52,438 --> 00:37:54,940
and we went to
that karaoke party?
628
00:37:54,940 --> 00:37:57,576
We both got so drunk
we ended up saying
629
00:37:57,576 --> 00:38:00,712
we were gonna go to Japan
and climb Mount Fuji.
630
00:38:00,712 --> 00:38:01,947
- Japan.
631
00:38:01,947 --> 00:38:04,350
We were going
everywhere that night.
632
00:38:04,350 --> 00:38:05,384
- Yeah.
633
00:38:05,384 --> 00:38:07,353
Well, guess what?
634
00:38:07,353 --> 00:38:10,021
I've been asked to go to Japan.
635
00:38:10,021 --> 00:38:10,856
- Oh.
636
00:38:13,759 --> 00:38:14,660
Sorry.
637
00:38:14,660 --> 00:38:15,661
- It's okay.
638
00:38:17,363 --> 00:38:19,798
It's a new law firm in Tokyo.
639
00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:22,133
Partner.
640
00:38:23,535 --> 00:38:24,370
- Oh.
641
00:38:26,271 --> 00:38:28,039
We'd really miss you.
642
00:38:39,551 --> 00:38:41,119
- No, no, no, no, no.
643
00:38:41,119 --> 00:38:42,821
- No, listen, I've
been thinking.
644
00:38:42,821 --> 00:38:44,756
He obviously knows
anonymous is really me,
645
00:38:44,756 --> 00:38:46,725
just doesn't want
to break the spell.
646
00:38:46,725 --> 00:38:49,160
A secret meeting
could be exciting.
647
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:50,328
- Exciting?
648
00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:52,731
- I'm going to blind fold him.
649
00:38:52,731 --> 00:38:55,567
- Alice, I really don't think
you've thought this through.
650
00:38:55,567 --> 00:38:57,102
- Flic, I have.
651
00:38:57,102 --> 00:38:59,237
Why can't you be a
bit more supportive?
652
00:38:59,237 --> 00:39:01,773
Because I don't want to see
you fuck up your marriage.
653
00:39:01,773 --> 00:39:04,410
- And, of course, fucking
up marriages isn't something
654
00:39:04,410 --> 00:39:05,844
you'd know anything about?
655
00:39:05,844 --> 00:39:07,112
- Yeah, well.
656
00:39:07,112 --> 00:39:10,148
At least none of my
men are lying to me.
657
00:40:06,004 --> 00:40:07,606
- Hello, rat.
658
00:40:07,606 --> 00:40:08,707
How romantic.
659
00:40:19,217 --> 00:40:20,686
- Hey.
660
00:40:20,686 --> 00:40:24,956
If I don't get hold of you soon
I might have to do some DIY.
661
00:40:24,956 --> 00:40:27,258
- You're like dog on heat.
662
00:40:37,335 --> 00:40:38,203
What is it?
663
00:40:39,170 --> 00:40:40,539
That woman again?
664
00:40:41,673 --> 00:40:42,474
Yes.
665
00:40:45,176 --> 00:40:46,912
- She sent me a note.
666
00:40:49,615 --> 00:40:51,416
Wants to meet tonight.
667
00:40:53,051 --> 00:40:54,653
- Give.
668
00:40:54,653 --> 00:40:56,655
- I threw it away.
669
00:40:56,655 --> 00:40:57,455
- Aw.
670
00:41:07,298 --> 00:41:09,467
Expensive perfume.
671
00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:10,769
Are you going?
672
00:41:10,769 --> 00:41:12,103
- Of course not.
673
00:41:14,272 --> 00:41:16,241
What do you take me for?
674
00:41:16,241 --> 00:41:18,076
- A cheating love-rat.
675
00:41:20,712 --> 00:41:22,781
- Your cheating love-rat.
676
00:41:33,091 --> 00:41:35,794
- You're so cute
when you're scared.
677
00:41:35,794 --> 00:41:38,463
You know what, I don't own you.
678
00:41:38,463 --> 00:41:39,698
It's your life.
679
00:41:41,432 --> 00:41:43,334
You want to go, you go.
680
00:41:43,334 --> 00:41:44,603
- I'm not going.
681
00:41:44,603 --> 00:41:45,403
Okay?
682
00:42:17,402 --> 00:42:18,637
- Hello.
683
00:42:18,637 --> 00:42:20,405
- Just tell me where.
684
00:42:21,272 --> 00:42:22,608
- I'll text you.
685
00:42:32,550 --> 00:42:33,585
- Alice!
686
00:42:33,585 --> 00:42:34,419
Come in.
687
00:42:36,487 --> 00:42:39,224
- Archie, I need a favor.
688
00:42:39,224 --> 00:42:40,291
A big favor.
689
00:42:40,291 --> 00:42:41,259
- Sure, whatever.
690
00:42:41,259 --> 00:42:42,227
Do you want a drink?
691
00:42:42,227 --> 00:42:43,695
- No.
692
00:42:43,695 --> 00:42:46,031
You know that flat
you and Beth bought?
693
00:42:46,031 --> 00:42:46,898
- Yeah.
694
00:42:46,898 --> 00:42:48,967
It's back on the market.
695
00:42:48,967 --> 00:42:50,201
- I know.
696
00:42:50,201 --> 00:42:53,271
It's just this friend
of mine from work,
697
00:42:53,271 --> 00:42:56,407
she needs somewhere
to meet this guy.
698
00:42:56,407 --> 00:42:59,510
- What, do you mean
like an affair?
699
00:42:59,510 --> 00:43:00,311
- Kind of.
700
00:43:02,948 --> 00:43:04,415
- What's her name?
701
00:43:04,415 --> 00:43:06,084
- Anonym...
702
00:43:06,084 --> 00:43:06,918
Bella.
703
00:43:07,919 --> 00:43:08,887
- Anonabella?
704
00:43:08,887 --> 00:43:10,622
- She's South African.
705
00:43:10,622 --> 00:43:12,523
We just call her Bella.
706
00:43:13,625 --> 00:43:14,559
- Right.
707
00:43:14,559 --> 00:43:16,227
Can she not use your place?
708
00:43:16,227 --> 00:43:17,162
- No.
709
00:43:17,162 --> 00:43:18,163
No.
710
00:43:18,163 --> 00:43:19,898
Sam wouldn't approve.
711
00:43:21,599 --> 00:43:23,401
- So Sam doesn't know?
712
00:43:25,203 --> 00:43:27,238
- Promise not to tell him.
713
00:43:27,238 --> 00:43:28,707
- What's to tell?
714
00:43:28,707 --> 00:43:32,143
It's not like I've ever
met this Anonabella, is it?
715
00:43:32,143 --> 00:43:33,679
- No.
716
00:43:33,679 --> 00:43:35,346
You'd have remembered her.
717
00:43:35,346 --> 00:43:36,682
She's very sexy.
718
00:43:42,253 --> 00:43:44,322
- I've always thought so.
719
00:43:48,660 --> 00:43:51,830
- Are you
sure you don't mind?
720
00:43:52,898 --> 00:43:54,165
- Are you sure?
721
00:44:12,083 --> 00:44:13,584
- Just work.
722
00:44:24,529 --> 00:44:26,431
- This is my last
favor, I promise.
723
00:44:26,431 --> 00:44:30,736
- Alice, I don't want any
more to do with it, okay?
724
00:44:30,736 --> 00:44:32,070
- It's shopping.
725
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:37,242
- I'll get my coat.
726
00:45:25,556 --> 00:45:26,758
- Thanks, Flic.
727
00:45:26,758 --> 00:45:27,993
You're great.
728
00:45:27,993 --> 00:45:29,861
- Are you sure you
want to do this?
729
00:45:29,861 --> 00:45:31,129
- It's gonna work.
730
00:45:31,129 --> 00:45:32,530
I know it is.
731
00:45:35,666 --> 00:45:38,603
- Now, there's just
one more thing.
732
00:45:40,438 --> 00:45:41,272
Hi there.
733
00:45:42,874 --> 00:45:43,842
Go on.
734
00:45:43,842 --> 00:45:45,676
She wants a Brazilian.
735
00:46:12,770 --> 00:46:13,604
- Oh!
736
00:46:38,029 --> 00:46:39,530
Get on your knees.
737
00:46:41,299 --> 00:46:43,234
Get down on your knees.
738
00:46:58,516 --> 00:46:59,350
- Bastard.
739
00:47:50,368 --> 00:47:52,137
- Why the blindfold?
740
00:47:52,137 --> 00:47:54,172
- It's part of the game.
741
00:47:54,172 --> 00:47:56,074
Don't you want to play?
742
00:47:56,074 --> 00:47:57,075
- Of course.
743
00:47:58,576 --> 00:47:59,410
- No.
744
00:48:47,458 --> 00:48:49,127
- I feel so excited.
745
00:48:52,797 --> 00:48:54,465
- Get on your knees.
746
00:49:00,738 --> 00:49:01,572
Touch me.
747
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:12,283
- You looked amazing
in court today.
748
00:49:33,471 --> 00:49:34,305
Hello?
749
00:49:39,544 --> 00:49:40,545
- Anonymous.
750
00:49:45,516 --> 00:49:48,119
You stay away from my man.
751
00:49:48,119 --> 00:49:51,489
With your sleazy letters
and your flashy perfume.
752
00:49:51,489 --> 00:49:53,824
You're nothing to him.
753
00:49:53,824 --> 00:49:55,360
He's mine.
754
00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:56,527
Okay?
755
00:49:56,527 --> 00:49:58,096
Bitch!
756
00:49:58,096 --> 00:50:01,099
Once more and I'll
fucking kill you!
757
00:50:41,406 --> 00:50:43,608
- My friend says thank you.
758
00:50:44,875 --> 00:50:45,676
- Come in.
759
00:50:49,114 --> 00:50:51,416
Sam's having an affair.
760
00:50:51,416 --> 00:50:52,217
- Sam is?
761
00:50:54,652 --> 00:50:55,920
Are you sure?
762
00:50:55,920 --> 00:50:57,021
- Mm.
763
00:50:57,021 --> 00:50:59,957
She made it perfectly clear.
764
00:50:59,957 --> 00:51:02,460
- I don't know what
to say, I mean...
765
00:51:02,460 --> 00:51:04,061
How could he do that?
766
00:51:04,061 --> 00:51:05,330
How could he...
767
00:51:05,330 --> 00:51:06,797
I'm gonna call him right now-
768
00:51:06,797 --> 00:51:08,666
- No, please, Archie,
don't say anything.
769
00:51:08,666 --> 00:51:12,837
I just need to deal
with this in my own way.
770
00:51:12,837 --> 00:51:14,272
Maybe it's my fault.
771
00:51:14,272 --> 00:51:15,473
- Don't say that.
772
00:51:15,473 --> 00:51:18,243
Don't say that,
it's not your fault.
773
00:51:19,277 --> 00:51:21,212
- What am I gonna do?
774
00:51:21,212 --> 00:51:23,981
I don't want to
lose my marriage.
775
00:51:23,981 --> 00:51:26,317
- Look, I know this...
776
00:51:26,317 --> 00:51:28,886
Sometimes men, they can...
777
00:51:28,886 --> 00:51:31,922
They can separate
sex and, and love.
778
00:51:31,922 --> 00:51:32,923
They can.
779
00:51:32,923 --> 00:51:34,659
- That's comforting.
780
00:51:34,659 --> 00:51:36,994
- He does love you.
781
00:51:38,196 --> 00:51:40,831
- Yesterday I would
have believed that.
782
00:51:40,831 --> 00:51:43,201
He obviously doesn't find
me attractive any more.
783
00:51:43,201 --> 00:51:45,570
I mean, God, when
I think about it...
784
00:51:45,570 --> 00:51:49,106
I mean where has he really
been all those times?
785
00:51:49,106 --> 00:51:53,744
Late nights in chambers,
dinners with clients.
786
00:51:53,744 --> 00:51:54,712
I feel so...
787
00:51:56,247 --> 00:51:58,048
What right has he got?
788
00:52:01,419 --> 00:52:03,921
What's she got that I haven't?
789
00:52:05,089 --> 00:52:05,923
Well?
790
00:52:12,463 --> 00:52:13,898
- Don't be silly.
791
00:52:13,898 --> 00:52:15,800
Alice, don't be silly.
792
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:17,202
You are gorgeous.
793
00:52:20,205 --> 00:52:22,207
Really, really gorgeous.
794
00:52:24,242 --> 00:52:26,744
- Then why doesn't he want me?
795
00:52:27,945 --> 00:52:29,780
- Because he's stupid.
796
00:52:51,336 --> 00:52:52,136
Oh God.
797
00:52:53,471 --> 00:52:54,272
- Sorry.
798
00:53:01,246 --> 00:53:04,349
She was all tall
and sexy and exotic.
799
00:53:08,786 --> 00:53:10,755
Russian or something.
800
00:53:10,755 --> 00:53:11,689
- God.
801
00:53:11,689 --> 00:53:13,023
Don't you just hate that?
802
00:53:13,023 --> 00:53:14,692
- And a bit painty.
803
00:53:14,692 --> 00:53:15,626
- Painty?
804
00:53:15,626 --> 00:53:16,761
- I don't know.
805
00:53:16,761 --> 00:53:20,465
Maybe she was a
decorator or something.
806
00:53:20,465 --> 00:53:22,567
You know the worst thing?
807
00:53:22,567 --> 00:53:26,337
There was Sam, on his
knees in front of me,
808
00:53:26,337 --> 00:53:28,105
and there was this...
809
00:53:29,274 --> 00:53:30,941
I can't describe it.
810
00:53:31,942 --> 00:53:33,210
Intense desire.
811
00:53:35,546 --> 00:53:38,383
He used to feel
that way about me.
812
00:53:40,017 --> 00:53:44,755
It's not there any more, unless
he thinks I'm someone else.
813
00:53:44,755 --> 00:53:49,627
- Look, maybe you should
think about getting out.
814
00:53:49,627 --> 00:53:52,330
I hate to say this, but
if he's having an affair,
815
00:53:52,330 --> 00:53:54,599
men like that don't change.
816
00:53:56,601 --> 00:53:59,069
- And I kissed Archie.
817
00:53:59,069 --> 00:53:59,870
- What?
818
00:54:01,038 --> 00:54:02,072
Tongues?
819
00:54:02,072 --> 00:54:03,974
- Flic, it was everything.
820
00:54:03,974 --> 00:54:05,710
Tongues, lips, hands.
821
00:54:07,978 --> 00:54:09,414
What have I done?
822
00:54:10,548 --> 00:54:12,850
I mean, Archie's the
last person in the world
823
00:54:12,850 --> 00:54:14,319
I'd want to hurt.
824
00:54:14,319 --> 00:54:16,287
- Doesn't sound
very painful to me.
825
00:54:16,287 --> 00:54:18,088
Sounds rather scrumptious.
826
00:54:18,088 --> 00:54:19,590
- That was the point.
827
00:54:19,590 --> 00:54:20,591
It was so...
828
00:54:22,192 --> 00:54:25,296
Anyway, it wasn't
me that kissed him.
829
00:54:26,297 --> 00:54:27,698
It was Anonymous.
830
00:54:28,566 --> 00:54:29,400
- Right.
831
00:55:28,258 --> 00:55:29,326
- Morning, Sam.
832
00:55:29,326 --> 00:55:30,160
- Morning.
833
00:55:33,364 --> 00:55:34,865
All right, Archie?
834
00:55:36,233 --> 00:55:39,437
Hey, who pissed
in your porridge?
835
00:55:39,437 --> 00:55:43,140
Mr. Webb, can I conclude
that what you're saying
836
00:55:43,140 --> 00:55:46,176
is that these pictures have
been digitally enhanced?
837
00:55:46,176 --> 00:55:48,713
- Yes, certain minor
elements of the picture-
838
00:55:48,713 --> 00:55:51,315
- A simple yes or
no will suffice.
839
00:55:51,315 --> 00:55:53,718
So according to Mr. Webb here,
840
00:55:53,718 --> 00:55:56,687
we can no longer assume
that these pictures
841
00:55:56,687 --> 00:55:58,723
that the defendants
claim were taken
842
00:55:58,723 --> 00:56:00,357
on the night in question,
843
00:56:00,357 --> 00:56:04,995
relate in any way to the
events they supposedly portray.
844
00:56:06,230 --> 00:56:07,632
- Mr. Webb.
845
00:56:07,632 --> 00:56:10,367
Could you outline for us
exactly where you have
846
00:56:10,367 --> 00:56:12,403
identified digital enhancement?
847
00:56:12,403 --> 00:56:14,472
- Well, a couple of
them have been flipped
848
00:56:14,472 --> 00:56:15,840
to improve the composition.
849
00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:19,209
The most noticeable
change is here.
850
00:56:19,209 --> 00:56:21,111
Just at the edge.
851
00:56:21,111 --> 00:56:23,581
The bedside lamp
has been removed.
852
00:56:23,581 --> 00:56:25,750
- The most significant
change, you say?
853
00:56:25,750 --> 00:56:28,385
And have you been able to
identify any alterations
854
00:56:28,385 --> 00:56:31,221
to the persons in
the photographs?
855
00:56:32,990 --> 00:56:34,525
- No.
856
00:56:34,525 --> 00:56:35,960
Not really.
857
00:56:35,960 --> 00:56:37,562
None, in fact.
858
00:56:37,562 --> 00:56:38,563
- None.
859
00:56:38,563 --> 00:56:40,731
Thank you, Mr. Webb.
860
00:56:40,731 --> 00:56:42,833
- Great, I'm being
hung out to dry here
861
00:56:42,833 --> 00:56:44,368
and I'm getting
nothing from you.
862
00:56:44,368 --> 00:56:46,336
- Sam, don't start on me, okay?
863
00:56:46,336 --> 00:56:48,205
- Look, let's face it,
we're stuffed already.
864
00:56:48,205 --> 00:56:50,207
So unless you can come up
with something very quickly,
865
00:56:50,207 --> 00:56:51,876
I'm putting Dan on the stand.
866
00:56:51,876 --> 00:56:53,177
- And where's that gonna get us?
867
00:56:53,177 --> 00:56:54,278
- Sympathy.
868
00:56:54,278 --> 00:56:56,914
It's damage limitation
time for me.
869
00:57:00,751 --> 00:57:01,852
- I've got it!
870
00:57:01,852 --> 00:57:03,454
I'm gonna win him back.
871
00:57:03,454 --> 00:57:04,321
- What?
872
00:57:04,321 --> 00:57:05,856
- No, don't you see?
873
00:57:05,856 --> 00:57:07,992
When Sam finds
out I'm Anonymous,
874
00:57:07,992 --> 00:57:11,061
he's gonna have a wife
and a mistress in one.
875
00:57:11,061 --> 00:57:13,964
He's never gonna
wanna stray again.
876
00:57:15,900 --> 00:57:16,967
- Sorry, Dan.
877
00:57:18,536 --> 00:57:19,770
You're stuffed.
878
00:57:32,483 --> 00:57:33,651
Wait a minute.
879
00:57:35,853 --> 00:57:37,755
Hip, arse, hip, arse...
880
00:57:44,795 --> 00:57:46,263
- What do you want?
881
00:57:46,263 --> 00:57:48,465
- I have to see you.
882
00:57:48,465 --> 00:57:49,800
- I'll text you.
883
00:58:01,245 --> 00:58:02,379
- Come on.
884
00:58:02,379 --> 00:58:03,681
Come on.
885
00:58:03,681 --> 00:58:05,215
There must be.
886
00:58:05,215 --> 00:58:06,383
There must be.
887
00:58:09,887 --> 00:58:11,288
Yes.
888
00:58:11,288 --> 00:58:12,122
Yes!
889
00:58:20,731 --> 00:58:22,132
Alice.
890
00:58:22,132 --> 00:58:22,967
Hi.
891
00:58:25,402 --> 00:58:26,804
About last night.
892
00:58:28,873 --> 00:58:30,140
I'm sorry.
893
00:58:30,140 --> 00:58:32,843
I was, you know, I
should never have,
894
00:58:32,843 --> 00:58:34,645
with you being so upset about-
895
00:58:34,645 --> 00:58:36,346
- You don't have to apologize.
896
00:58:36,346 --> 00:58:38,415
I knew you were just
trying to make me feel-
897
00:58:38,415 --> 00:58:41,285
- Yeah, I know, but I was
completely out of order
898
00:58:41,285 --> 00:58:42,720
and I'm so sorry.
899
00:58:44,321 --> 00:58:45,155
- Me, too.
900
00:58:48,959 --> 00:58:53,130
Archie, I couldn't borrow
that key again, could I?
901
00:58:54,231 --> 00:58:55,399
For my friend.
902
00:58:57,702 --> 00:59:00,104
- Alice, you don't
have to lie to me.
903
00:59:00,104 --> 00:59:02,707
Sauce for the goose, right?
904
00:59:02,707 --> 00:59:04,374
- I didn't say that.
905
00:59:05,542 --> 00:59:07,477
- But you're still
gonna sneak off
906
00:59:07,477 --> 00:59:11,015
for some pathetic little
fuck with some fuck knows who
907
00:59:11,015 --> 00:59:14,251
in dear old Archie's
fucking apartment!
908
00:59:16,987 --> 00:59:21,892
Look, look, if Sam really loves
you and you really love him
909
00:59:23,027 --> 00:59:25,362
then stop pissing
about and be with him!
910
00:59:25,362 --> 00:59:26,731
Stay with him!
911
00:59:26,731 --> 00:59:29,066
But, if you don't, then just-
912
00:59:29,066 --> 00:59:30,500
- Archie, please.
913
00:59:30,500 --> 00:59:31,335
- No.
914
00:59:33,403 --> 00:59:34,238
No.
915
00:59:37,374 --> 00:59:38,709
I've had enough.
916
01:00:21,518 --> 01:00:22,352
- For you.
917
01:00:23,320 --> 01:00:24,154
Sex bomb.
918
01:00:25,690 --> 01:00:27,224
- Love-rat.
919
01:00:27,224 --> 01:00:28,025
How sweet.
920
01:00:34,665 --> 01:00:35,666
Bastard.
921
01:00:35,666 --> 01:00:37,034
Fucking bastard!
922
01:00:37,034 --> 01:00:39,069
Low-life fucking bag of shit!
923
01:00:39,069 --> 01:00:40,004
- What have I done?
924
01:00:40,004 --> 01:00:41,105
- What have you done?
925
01:00:41,105 --> 01:00:42,106
You saw her.
926
01:00:42,106 --> 01:00:43,607
You saw Anonymous.
927
01:00:43,607 --> 01:00:45,976
- Katya, darling,
I wouldn't even-
928
01:00:45,976 --> 01:00:47,177
- You liar.
929
01:00:47,177 --> 01:00:48,679
I followed you.
930
01:00:48,679 --> 01:00:51,849
I saw you go in and 10 minutes
later I saw her come out.
931
01:00:51,849 --> 01:00:53,217
- You saw her?
932
01:00:53,217 --> 01:00:54,018
- Yes.
933
01:00:55,252 --> 01:00:57,321
- What did she look like?
934
01:00:57,321 --> 01:00:59,423
- What did she look like?
935
01:00:59,423 --> 01:01:01,525
You nasty little rodent.
936
01:01:01,525 --> 01:01:02,760
- Hey, come on.
937
01:01:03,928 --> 01:01:06,430
What could I have
done in 10 minutes?
938
01:01:06,430 --> 01:01:08,265
- Fucked her 10 times!
939
01:01:12,837 --> 01:01:14,238
Go away.
940
01:01:14,238 --> 01:01:15,072
Fuck off.
941
01:01:16,907 --> 01:01:18,442
Go and don't come back.
942
01:01:18,442 --> 01:01:19,810
- You don't mean that.
943
01:01:19,810 --> 01:01:20,845
- I mean it!
944
01:01:20,845 --> 01:01:22,046
- Katy.
945
01:01:22,046 --> 01:01:23,580
Sweetheart.
946
01:01:23,580 --> 01:01:25,582
I'd be lost without you.
947
01:01:27,017 --> 01:01:30,620
And whose bum am I
gonna bite if not yours?
948
01:01:32,189 --> 01:01:33,623
The truth, right?
949
01:01:36,126 --> 01:01:39,496
Yeah, I did see her,
but for 10 minutes.
950
01:01:39,496 --> 01:01:41,031
And you know why?
951
01:01:41,031 --> 01:01:41,866
- Why?
952
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:46,503
Because that's how long
it took to tell her
953
01:01:47,838 --> 01:01:51,842
exactly what I thought
about being stalked.
954
01:01:51,842 --> 01:01:52,642
- Stalked?
955
01:01:54,711 --> 01:01:55,612
- Oh, yeah.
956
01:01:57,314 --> 01:01:59,283
She's a friggin' looney.
957
01:02:03,387 --> 01:02:05,222
- Are you lying to me?
958
01:02:08,592 --> 01:02:10,527
You know what I wish?
959
01:02:10,527 --> 01:02:13,163
I wish it could be
just the two of us.
960
01:02:13,163 --> 01:02:16,333
No Alice, no stalker,
just you and me.
961
01:02:17,935 --> 01:02:21,705
- Don't you think I
don't want that too, huh?
962
01:02:30,580 --> 01:02:32,016
Listen.
963
01:02:32,016 --> 01:02:34,251
This case will be over soon.
964
01:02:34,251 --> 01:02:38,622
And when it is, big
surprise coming your way.
965
01:02:38,622 --> 01:02:39,456
Promise.
966
01:02:46,831 --> 01:02:48,398
- All rise.
967
01:02:54,571 --> 01:02:57,474
- M' Lud, may I
approach the bench?
968
01:03:02,412 --> 01:03:05,315
Your Honor, I must
deeply apologize,
969
01:03:05,315 --> 01:03:08,318
but it seems neither my
client nor my solicitor
970
01:03:08,318 --> 01:03:09,854
have yet arrived.
971
01:03:09,854 --> 01:03:13,090
And with your permission, may
I request a brief adjournment
972
01:03:13,090 --> 01:03:16,026
as I attempt to locate
their whereabouts?
973
01:03:16,026 --> 01:03:17,127
- Sam.
974
01:03:17,127 --> 01:03:17,962
Sam.
975
01:03:19,496 --> 01:03:21,298
- I'm putting Dan on the stand.
976
01:03:21,298 --> 01:03:22,632
- No, no, you don't understand.
977
01:03:22,632 --> 01:03:24,101
Sam, this isn't Dan.
978
01:03:24,101 --> 01:03:26,336
- As you can see, Your
Honor, they have arrived.
979
01:03:26,336 --> 01:03:28,705
Now may I request
your permission
980
01:03:28,705 --> 01:03:30,941
to call Daniel
Harlow to the stand?
981
01:03:30,941 --> 01:03:33,110
- Sorry I'm late.
982
01:03:43,187 --> 01:03:46,323
- Well, bugger me backwards!
983
01:03:46,323 --> 01:03:49,426
Don't be stupid, it weren't
Danny in he photographs,
984
01:03:49,426 --> 01:03:51,661
it was a bloody look
a like, weren't it?
985
01:03:51,661 --> 01:03:53,097
- You bastard!
986
01:03:53,097 --> 01:03:54,531
Sorry, Dan, sorry.
987
01:03:54,531 --> 01:03:55,532
You bastard!
988
01:03:55,532 --> 01:03:57,801
You've cost me money, you have.
989
01:03:57,801 --> 01:04:00,237
- Well, you could have
come forward sooner.
990
01:04:00,237 --> 01:04:02,139
- I know, I know,
man, but you know,
991
01:04:02,139 --> 01:04:04,174
don't want the wife
finding out now, did I?
992
01:04:04,174 --> 01:04:05,409
Do you know what I mean?
993
01:04:05,409 --> 01:04:06,944
But as soon as your
man came forward
994
01:04:06,944 --> 01:04:08,678
and told me about your bird,
995
01:04:08,678 --> 01:04:10,814
figured I'd better come clean.
996
01:04:10,814 --> 01:04:13,483
- So how did you do it?
997
01:04:13,483 --> 01:04:15,652
- The photograph had
been flipped, right?
998
01:04:15,652 --> 01:04:18,322
So actually it was his
left hip that was showing.
999
01:04:18,322 --> 01:04:21,158
Left hip, but no tattoo.
1000
01:04:21,158 --> 01:04:22,927
- Archie, you're good.
1001
01:04:22,927 --> 01:04:24,194
- Don't give me that.
1002
01:04:24,194 --> 01:04:25,629
You were gonna put
him on the stand,
1003
01:04:25,629 --> 01:04:27,297
and we made him a promise.
1004
01:04:27,297 --> 01:04:28,232
- I didn't.
1005
01:04:29,066 --> 01:04:30,300
Bollocks.
1006
01:04:30,300 --> 01:04:31,936
Listen, Archie,
I've got a lunch.
1007
01:04:31,936 --> 01:04:33,370
- Actually, I need
you to go over
1008
01:04:33,370 --> 01:04:35,039
some of my notes
with me, please.
1009
01:04:35,039 --> 01:04:37,574
- I win the case, you
do the paperwork, huh?
1010
01:04:37,574 --> 01:04:40,010
Besides, my head's
somewhere else right now.
1011
01:04:40,010 --> 01:04:41,745
- Yeah, up your arse.
1012
01:04:54,091 --> 01:04:55,659
- Oh, Sam.
1013
01:06:22,212 --> 01:06:23,047
- Who are-
1014
01:06:23,047 --> 01:06:23,880
- Ssh.
1015
01:06:26,616 --> 01:06:27,784
Remember this.
1016
01:07:50,567 --> 01:07:55,572
- I never thought letting go
completely could be so amazing.
1017
01:07:58,375 --> 01:08:00,444
I'll do anything for you.
1018
01:08:01,911 --> 01:08:03,247
Anything at all.
1019
01:08:05,482 --> 01:08:08,152
- Take off
your blindfold.
1020
01:08:08,152 --> 01:08:09,085
- No, wait.
1021
01:08:10,287 --> 01:08:12,622
I want this feeling to last.
1022
01:08:13,957 --> 01:08:16,593
- I want you to see who I am.
1023
01:08:16,593 --> 01:08:17,694
- No, listen.
1024
01:08:19,062 --> 01:08:22,366
I've never set eyes
on you but I know...
1025
01:08:23,833 --> 01:08:25,569
I'm in love with you.
1026
01:08:28,805 --> 01:08:32,176
I mean, God, I've said that
a million times before but,
1027
01:08:32,176 --> 01:08:35,979
suddenly I realize I've
never really meant it.
1028
01:08:35,979 --> 01:08:38,148
It's never been like this.
1029
01:08:39,183 --> 01:08:40,417
Not with Katya.
1030
01:08:41,651 --> 01:08:42,919
She's just sex.
1031
01:08:44,521 --> 01:08:45,522
And Alice...
1032
01:08:46,490 --> 01:08:47,324
- Yes?
1033
01:08:49,426 --> 01:08:52,329
- Alice is nothing
compared to you.
1034
01:09:25,262 --> 01:09:26,095
Hello?
1035
01:09:29,766 --> 01:09:30,600
Bollocks!
1036
01:09:53,223 --> 01:09:54,824
Couldn't stay away?
1037
01:10:04,968 --> 01:10:05,802
Put it on.
1038
01:10:21,150 --> 01:10:22,085
- Love-rat.
1039
01:10:25,522 --> 01:10:26,656
- Fuck!
1040
01:10:26,656 --> 01:10:28,325
- Come on, love-rat.
1041
01:10:28,325 --> 01:10:29,626
Take me.
1042
01:10:33,330 --> 01:10:34,931
Yes?
1043
01:10:34,931 --> 01:10:37,434
No, it's wrong number.
1044
01:10:37,434 --> 01:10:39,469
No, it's not Sam's phone.
1045
01:10:45,575 --> 01:10:48,011
Sam, what's going on?
1046
01:10:48,011 --> 01:10:50,079
I'm gonna kill that slut!
1047
01:10:51,481 --> 01:10:54,851
I'm going to nail your
scrotum to the ceiling!
1048
01:10:54,851 --> 01:10:55,985
Open the door!
1049
01:10:57,053 --> 01:10:58,087
Stupid woman.
1050
01:11:01,224 --> 01:11:02,592
Cleaning lady.
1051
01:11:02,592 --> 01:11:03,627
Come here.
1052
01:11:03,627 --> 01:11:04,794
Open the door.
1053
01:11:05,862 --> 01:11:06,696
What?
1054
01:11:06,696 --> 01:11:07,897
Stop staring at me.
1055
01:11:07,897 --> 01:11:09,733
Open the fucking door!
1056
01:11:21,578 --> 01:11:22,579
Oh, come on!
1057
01:12:00,550 --> 01:12:01,351
Anonymous.
1058
01:12:31,381 --> 01:12:35,952
- We award the plaintiff the
sum of one million pounds.
1059
01:12:40,390 --> 01:12:41,891
- Let's go, Lazio!
1060
01:12:43,793 --> 01:12:44,628
- Order!
1061
01:12:46,229 --> 01:12:47,063
Order!
1062
01:12:48,732 --> 01:12:49,966
Mr. Sharpe.
1063
01:12:49,966 --> 01:12:51,267
- Yes.
1064
01:12:51,267 --> 01:12:52,936
- This case may be
over, but there is
1065
01:12:52,936 --> 01:12:55,004
another matter outstanding.
1066
01:12:55,004 --> 01:12:57,106
Arrest this man for perjury.
1067
01:12:57,106 --> 01:12:58,307
- Oh, fuck off!
1068
01:12:58,307 --> 01:12:59,476
- And contempt.
1069
01:12:59,476 --> 01:13:00,243
- What?
1070
01:13:00,243 --> 01:13:01,144
Bollocks!
1071
01:13:01,144 --> 01:13:03,079
- And resisting arrest.
1072
01:13:05,014 --> 01:13:06,583
- See you in court!
1073
01:13:16,860 --> 01:13:20,096
- I'll be making a
statement in a moment.
1074
01:13:20,096 --> 01:13:21,698
I did it, Archie.
1075
01:13:21,698 --> 01:13:22,932
I did it.
1076
01:13:22,932 --> 01:13:25,435
- Yeah, that's right,
you did it, you won.
1077
01:13:25,435 --> 01:13:26,570
- Yes.
1078
01:13:26,570 --> 01:13:29,272
This is the most
perfect day of my life.
1079
01:13:29,272 --> 01:13:32,308
And that is the perfect woman.
1080
01:13:32,308 --> 01:13:35,378
- Sam, you married
the perfect woman.
1081
01:13:55,932 --> 01:13:57,801
- Footballer
Dan Harlow has had
1082
01:13:57,801 --> 01:13:59,335
a great result in court today.
1083
01:13:59,335 --> 01:14:00,937
His barrister, Sam Holbrook,
1084
01:14:00,937 --> 01:14:02,972
looks in the set to
become a major player
1085
01:14:02,972 --> 01:14:04,307
in the Premier League.
1086
01:14:04,307 --> 01:14:06,776
- These monstrous lies
could have wrecked
1087
01:14:06,776 --> 01:14:09,445
a talented young man's marriage.
1088
01:14:10,580 --> 01:14:13,983
Lies are the cancer
in our society.
1089
01:14:13,983 --> 01:14:16,653
And it is our job, no, our duty,
1090
01:14:18,321 --> 01:14:22,058
to expose them in
every walk of life.
1091
01:14:22,058 --> 01:14:25,261
- The Holbrook Home
for Compulsive Liars.
1092
01:14:25,261 --> 01:14:26,262
- Thank you.
1093
01:14:27,831 --> 01:14:32,769
- No, double glazing isn't a
big priority for me right now.
1094
01:15:02,666 --> 01:15:03,499
- Alice?
1095
01:15:10,807 --> 01:15:11,641
Alice?
1096
01:15:14,077 --> 01:15:14,911
You okay?
1097
01:15:21,517 --> 01:15:22,351
It's me.
1098
01:15:27,691 --> 01:15:28,524
Alice?
1099
01:15:33,863 --> 01:15:34,698
Katya.
1100
01:15:37,233 --> 01:15:39,235
What are you doing here?
1101
01:15:42,572 --> 01:15:43,907
Did you do this?
1102
01:15:45,041 --> 01:15:46,976
- Where's Alice?
1103
01:15:46,976 --> 01:15:48,411
- Where is Alice?
1104
01:15:50,546 --> 01:15:52,281
Have you lost your mind?
1105
01:15:52,281 --> 01:15:54,383
- I'm telling her about us.
1106
01:15:54,383 --> 01:15:55,551
And Anonymous.
1107
01:16:01,257 --> 01:16:02,558
- Darling.
1108
01:16:02,558 --> 01:16:04,560
- What did you call her?
1109
01:16:05,962 --> 01:16:06,796
- Katya...
1110
01:16:07,831 --> 01:16:09,065
My wife, Alice.
1111
01:16:09,966 --> 01:16:11,034
Alice, Katya.
1112
01:16:12,068 --> 01:16:13,136
Junior clerk.
1113
01:16:15,138 --> 01:16:16,172
- Hello.
1114
01:16:16,172 --> 01:16:18,207
- I'm not a junior clerk.
1115
01:16:18,207 --> 01:16:20,043
And she's not your wife.
1116
01:16:20,043 --> 01:16:21,444
She is Anonymous.
1117
01:16:24,147 --> 01:16:25,815
I want to see Alice.
1118
01:16:27,784 --> 01:16:30,486
- You've just been introduced.
1119
01:16:30,486 --> 01:16:32,822
- She's Anonymous, I saw her.
1120
01:16:32,822 --> 01:16:36,159
- Now you're just
being ridiculous.
1121
01:16:36,159 --> 01:16:36,993
Darling?
1122
01:16:41,264 --> 01:16:42,431
Remember this?
1123
01:16:58,581 --> 01:16:59,415
- Darling?
1124
01:17:05,989 --> 01:17:06,823
- Sorry.
1125
01:17:11,661 --> 01:17:12,662
Really I am.
1126
01:17:30,046 --> 01:17:31,380
- I had no idea.
1127
01:17:32,882 --> 01:17:34,818
It was all so...
1128
01:17:34,818 --> 01:17:35,719
- Exciting.
1129
01:17:36,953 --> 01:17:37,787
Dangerous.
1130
01:17:39,222 --> 01:17:40,056
Dirty.
1131
01:17:42,191 --> 01:17:43,026
Sexy.
1132
01:17:45,128 --> 01:17:45,962
- Yeah.
1133
01:17:47,496 --> 01:17:48,331
It was.
1134
01:17:49,598 --> 01:17:50,599
You were...
1135
01:17:50,599 --> 01:17:52,135
- I was cheated on.
1136
01:17:52,135 --> 01:17:54,337
You couldn't give
a shit, could you?
1137
01:17:54,337 --> 01:17:56,840
It doesn't matter who you shag.
1138
01:17:56,840 --> 01:17:59,542
You even cheated
on your mistress.
1139
01:17:59,542 --> 01:18:02,746
What kind of bastard
does that make you, Sam?
1140
01:18:02,746 --> 01:18:06,082
- But, now we've found
each other again.
1141
01:18:08,051 --> 01:18:10,453
- You don't get
it at all, do you?
1142
01:18:10,453 --> 01:18:12,188
I found you ages ago.
1143
01:18:13,356 --> 01:18:17,260
You only found me when
you were cheating on me.
1144
01:18:17,260 --> 01:18:19,162
What does that make me?
1145
01:18:23,099 --> 01:18:27,436
I fought to stay with you,
Sam, because I loved you.
1146
01:18:29,072 --> 01:18:30,807
You cured me of that.
1147
01:18:36,612 --> 01:18:41,117
You don't know where I can
find a good lawyer, do you?
1148
01:19:29,198 --> 01:19:31,534
- I've gone off married men.
1149
01:19:43,212 --> 01:19:44,213
- Oh my God.
1150
01:19:46,983 --> 01:19:47,817
Oh my God!
1151
01:19:53,722 --> 01:19:55,992
Archie, you're such a fool.
1152
01:19:57,726 --> 01:19:58,995
Hello.
1153
01:19:58,995 --> 01:19:59,829
Hello?
1154
01:20:02,298 --> 01:20:03,132
Alice.
1155
01:20:04,567 --> 01:20:05,935
Hello, Alice.
1156
01:20:05,935 --> 01:20:06,769
Hello.
1157
01:20:08,737 --> 01:20:09,738
Right, okay.
1158
01:20:10,974 --> 01:20:13,676
I knew that Bella
wasn't really...
1159
01:20:13,676 --> 01:20:16,880
I mean, I knew that you were
having an affair with your...
1160
01:20:16,880 --> 01:20:20,116
Oh, for God's sake,
Archie, get a grip.
1161
01:20:35,631 --> 01:20:36,966
- The newspaper.
1162
01:20:47,410 --> 01:20:48,444
- No, listen.
1163
01:20:49,913 --> 01:20:52,615
I never realized what you...
1164
01:20:52,615 --> 01:20:54,417
I mean, I thought you...
1165
01:20:54,417 --> 01:20:56,152
Here was me thinking...
1166
01:20:56,152 --> 01:20:57,653
- Archie.
1167
01:20:57,653 --> 01:21:00,789
- No, you see, I know Bella
wasn't really a person.
1168
01:21:00,789 --> 01:21:02,691
And I just assumed...
1169
01:21:02,691 --> 01:21:05,294
It was only natural really,
and I was just so...
1170
01:21:05,294 --> 01:21:07,796
I thought you had someone else.
1171
01:21:07,796 --> 01:21:12,635
I didn't think for a minute
that you were, well, with Sam.
1172
01:21:14,037 --> 01:21:17,907
I mean, I know you were
with Sam, but not with Sam.
1173
01:21:21,177 --> 01:21:23,179
I couldn't stand
the fact that you
1174
01:21:23,179 --> 01:21:25,949
hadn't chosen me
for your affair.
1175
01:21:26,950 --> 01:21:28,484
- Archie.
1176
01:21:28,484 --> 01:21:30,053
I don't do affairs.
1177
01:21:31,254 --> 01:21:34,390
And even if I did, I
wouldn't choose you.
1178
01:21:35,458 --> 01:21:37,026
- Oh.
1179
01:21:37,026 --> 01:21:39,195
- You're my friend.
1180
01:21:39,195 --> 01:21:40,829
- Yeah, of course.
1181
01:21:40,829 --> 01:21:43,199
- And I wouldn't wanna do
anything to spoil that.
1182
01:21:43,199 --> 01:21:44,600
- No, me neither.
1183
01:21:50,173 --> 01:21:51,407
- Are you okay?
1184
01:21:53,142 --> 01:21:53,943
- Great.
1185
01:22:48,631 --> 01:22:53,436
Dear Alice I would've
come round to say goodbye,
1186
01:22:53,436 --> 01:22:56,705
but I've been busy
getting the boat finished.
1187
01:22:56,705 --> 01:22:59,908
And to be absolutely honest,
I've been avoiding you.
1188
01:22:59,908 --> 01:23:03,846
Because once I knew you'd never
feel the same way about me
1189
01:23:03,846 --> 01:23:07,250
as I do about you,
the decision was easy.
1190
01:23:08,384 --> 01:23:10,353
I don't think I can
face the thought
1191
01:23:10,353 --> 01:23:12,588
of bumping into you any more.
1192
01:23:12,588 --> 01:23:15,458
And I think it's time
I had a real adventure.
1193
01:23:15,458 --> 01:23:18,894
I've tried really hard,
Alice, believe me,
1194
01:23:18,894 --> 01:23:23,166
but I just can't seem to
get you out of my heart.
1195
01:23:23,166 --> 01:23:24,667
Love always.
1196
01:23:24,667 --> 01:23:25,501
Archie.
1197
01:23:26,702 --> 01:23:29,472
P.S. glad you
liked the radishes.
1198
01:23:34,243 --> 01:23:36,179
- Anything interesting?
1199
01:23:51,594 --> 01:23:54,263
And you're still here because...
1200
01:24:28,997 --> 01:24:29,832
- Archie!
1201
01:24:30,966 --> 01:24:31,800
Archie!
1202
01:24:39,908 --> 01:24:40,743
Archie!
1203
01:24:42,378 --> 01:24:44,713
You can't run off like this.
1204
01:24:46,682 --> 01:24:48,117
- You all right there?
1205
01:24:48,117 --> 01:24:50,353
- Where's the man
who owns the boat?
1206
01:24:50,353 --> 01:24:51,754
- Used to own her.
1207
01:24:51,754 --> 01:24:53,356
He sold her to me.
1208
01:24:53,356 --> 01:24:54,957
- Sold it?
1209
01:24:54,957 --> 01:24:56,225
Why?
1210
01:24:56,225 --> 01:24:58,427
- Flying's quicker, I guess.
1211
01:24:58,427 --> 01:25:00,028
- Where's he gone?
1212
01:25:00,028 --> 01:25:01,330
- Well, Japan.
1213
01:25:01,330 --> 01:25:03,132
He took a job there.
1214
01:25:03,132 --> 01:25:04,900
He helped me cast off.
1215
01:25:04,900 --> 01:25:07,336
Next time I turned
around he was gone.
1216
01:25:07,336 --> 01:25:10,573
Afraid of missing
his train, I suppose.
1217
01:25:20,883 --> 01:25:23,486
- The
train on platform three
1218
01:25:23,486 --> 01:25:25,388
is the24 service...
1219
01:25:52,114 --> 01:25:52,948
- Shit!
1220
01:25:55,484 --> 01:25:57,520
Please, I really have to...
1221
01:25:57,520 --> 01:25:58,821
- Get a ticket.
1222
01:25:58,821 --> 01:25:59,755
Over there.
1223
01:26:02,791 --> 01:26:04,260
Excuse me?
1224
01:26:04,260 --> 01:26:05,261
- I'm sorry, love, you'll
have to join the queue
1225
01:26:05,261 --> 01:26:06,562
like everyone else.
1226
01:26:06,562 --> 01:26:09,932
- Could
you just let me in?
1227
01:26:09,932 --> 01:26:12,034
- We've all been waiting.
1228
01:26:14,169 --> 01:26:15,938
- Please, I've really-
1229
01:26:15,938 --> 01:26:16,772
- Ticket!
1230
01:26:17,840 --> 01:26:19,608
- You are such a shit!
1231
01:26:19,608 --> 01:26:20,876
Not you.
1232
01:26:20,876 --> 01:26:22,077
- Peter, did that last
announcement come out?
1233
01:26:22,077 --> 01:26:23,479
- Yes, sounded fine.
1234
01:26:23,479 --> 01:26:24,413
- Where's Jill?
1235
01:26:24,413 --> 01:26:25,448
I'm leaving at half past.
1236
01:26:25,448 --> 01:26:26,415
- Oh, d' you not hear?
1237
01:26:26,415 --> 01:26:27,450
She's called in sick.
1238
01:26:27,450 --> 01:26:28,717
- No!
1239
01:26:28,717 --> 01:26:30,152
I've been stuck in this
booth for bloody hours!
1240
01:26:30,152 --> 01:26:33,021
- And I'm your replacement.
1241
01:26:33,021 --> 01:26:34,323
- You can't go in there!
1242
01:26:34,323 --> 01:26:35,424
She's locked the bloody door!
1243
01:26:35,424 --> 01:26:36,392
- Well unlock it!
1244
01:26:36,392 --> 01:26:38,827
- I can't, she's got the key.
1245
01:26:40,929 --> 01:26:42,698
Get out of there.
1246
01:26:42,698 --> 01:26:43,732
- Archie.
1247
01:26:43,732 --> 01:26:44,800
No!
1248
01:26:44,800 --> 01:26:46,869
No!
- Miss, open the door.
1249
01:26:49,372 --> 01:26:50,606
Archie.
1250
01:26:50,606 --> 01:26:51,974
Archie!
1251
01:26:51,974 --> 01:26:53,542
Archie Gray.
1252
01:26:53,542 --> 01:26:54,877
Please don't go.
1253
01:26:55,978 --> 01:26:57,646
I grew the radishes!
1254
01:26:59,482 --> 01:27:00,916
- Hey, come out of there.
1255
01:27:00,916 --> 01:27:01,750
- Shut up, will you?
1256
01:27:01,750 --> 01:27:02,851
Just shut up!
1257
01:27:04,487 --> 01:27:05,821
Please don't go.
1258
01:27:08,691 --> 01:27:09,992
- Thank you.
1259
01:27:09,992 --> 01:27:11,494
- Archie.
1260
01:27:11,494 --> 01:27:15,764
I got your letter, I'm not
letting you go to Tokyo.
1261
01:27:15,764 --> 01:27:16,832
Listen to me.
1262
01:27:17,900 --> 01:27:18,734
Bollocks!
1263
01:27:24,072 --> 01:27:24,907
Archie?
1264
01:27:24,907 --> 01:27:25,741
Testing!
1265
01:27:28,944 --> 01:27:31,280
- This is a
security announcement.
1266
01:27:31,280 --> 01:27:33,516
All unattended items of baggage
1267
01:27:33,516 --> 01:27:37,886
will be removed and destroyed
by the security services.
1268
01:27:37,886 --> 01:27:39,855
- Do you want a hand with that?
1269
01:27:39,855 --> 01:27:41,824
- Thank you very much.
1270
01:27:41,824 --> 01:27:43,091
- There you go.
1271
01:27:44,159 --> 01:27:47,029
- Archie,
this is Alice.
1272
01:27:47,029 --> 01:27:51,133
The leaves on platform
are the snowy conditions.
1273
01:27:51,133 --> 01:27:53,235
Due to an industrial dispute.
1274
01:27:53,235 --> 01:27:55,871
Please ensure you keep
your personal belongings
1275
01:27:55,871 --> 01:27:59,508
in Exeter, Saint David's
and Didcott Parkway.
1276
01:27:59,508 --> 01:28:02,878
The train at platform
seven, nine and 10
1277
01:28:02,878 --> 01:28:05,781
will be removed
and destroyed by...
1278
01:28:10,953 --> 01:28:13,656
Archie, you bloody idiog.
1279
01:28:13,656 --> 01:28:16,392
Vet off the ducking grain.
1280
01:28:16,392 --> 01:28:18,661
Vet off the ducking grain.
1281
01:28:29,104 --> 01:28:30,205
- No!
1282
01:28:31,273 --> 01:28:32,107
- Hey.
1283
01:28:32,107 --> 01:28:33,376
Come back here!
1284
01:28:34,276 --> 01:28:35,344
- Archie!
1285
01:28:35,344 --> 01:28:36,845
- Stop that woman!
1286
01:28:40,716 --> 01:28:42,050
Archie?
1287
01:28:42,050 --> 01:28:43,285
No!
1288
01:28:43,285 --> 01:28:44,119
Archie.
1289
01:28:46,589 --> 01:28:47,423
Archie.
1290
01:28:50,626 --> 01:28:51,460
- Alice?
1291
01:28:53,161 --> 01:28:54,262
- I love you.
1292
01:28:55,464 --> 01:28:56,365
I love you.
1293
01:29:06,742 --> 01:29:09,011
- Could everybody
listen, please?
1294
01:29:09,011 --> 01:29:13,181
Everyone here's been in
love at least once, right?
1295
01:29:42,377 --> 01:29:43,479
- I love you!
1296
01:29:52,120 --> 01:29:54,857
- Does this mean I'm
in with a chance then?
1297
01:29:54,857 --> 01:29:57,693
- Ooh, take me
home and radish me!
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