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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,036 --> 00:00:06,636 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 2 00:00:22,722 --> 00:00:24,522 HOW YOU DOING THERE, STINKY MONKEY? 3 00:00:24,591 --> 00:00:28,331 [MAKING MONKEY SOUNDS] 4 00:00:30,997 --> 00:00:33,227 [LAUGHS] 5 00:00:33,299 --> 00:00:34,729 - CAN YOU EVEN BEGIN TO IMAGINE 6 00:00:34,801 --> 00:00:36,171 HOW HUMILIATING THIS IS FOR ME? 7 00:00:36,236 --> 00:00:37,896 - HOW ABOUT THAT? A TALKING MONKEY. 8 00:00:37,971 --> 00:00:40,441 THROW HIM A BANANA. MAYBE HE'LL DANCE FOR US. 9 00:00:40,507 --> 00:00:41,267 - OOH! - DANCE, MONKEY! 10 00:00:41,341 --> 00:00:43,581 - I'M AN APE, YOU IMPUDENT HUMANOID. 11 00:00:43,643 --> 00:00:45,613 - I SAID DANCE! - OOH! 12 00:00:45,678 --> 00:00:47,278 [GROWLS] 13 00:00:47,347 --> 00:00:48,247 - LET'S GO, BRAK. 14 00:00:48,314 --> 00:00:50,824 THIS PARTICULAR ATTRACTION BORES ME. - WAIT. 15 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:53,654 WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE SOMETHING THAT WILL EXCITE YOU? 16 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,990 - THEY HAVE THAT KIND OF STUFF HERE? 17 00:00:56,055 --> 00:00:56,755 - OH, YES. 18 00:00:56,823 --> 00:00:59,993 GO INTO THAT BUILDING OVER THERE. 19 00:01:01,094 --> 00:01:02,164 - IT SAYS, "DO NOT ENTER." 20 00:01:02,228 --> 00:01:05,928 - BUT IT DOESN'T SAY THAT YOU SHOULD NOT ENTER, DOES IT? 21 00:01:05,999 --> 00:01:07,169 - GOOD POINT, CORNELIUS. 22 00:01:07,233 --> 00:01:08,703 WHY WOULD ANYONE TRY TO STOP ME 23 00:01:08,768 --> 00:01:10,868 FROM ENJOYING WHATEVER'S IN THAT BUILDING? 24 00:01:10,937 --> 00:01:13,667 - THINGS THAT WILL EXCITE YOU. - EXACTLY. 25 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:14,840 WE MUST GO RIGHT NOW, BRAK. 26 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:17,838 I HAVE GOOD FEELINGS ABOUT THAT FORBIDDEN BUILDING. 27 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:19,051 THIS DOES NOT EXCITE ME. 28 00:01:19,112 --> 00:01:22,152 THIS IS NOTHING BUT A PACK OF GLOWING, MUTANT ANIMAL FREAKS. 29 00:01:22,215 --> 00:01:25,115 - YUCK. IT SMELLS LIKE EUROPE IN HERE. 30 00:01:25,185 --> 00:01:27,145 [RUMBLING] 31 00:01:27,220 --> 00:01:28,150 [ROARS] 32 00:01:28,221 --> 00:01:28,921 [SPLAT] 33 00:01:28,988 --> 00:01:30,158 - I THINK THESE ANIMALS ARE SICK. 34 00:01:30,223 --> 00:01:33,363 - I'LL TELL YOU WHO'S SICK. ME, OF LYING TALKING MONKEYS. 35 00:01:33,426 --> 00:01:37,756 I'M GOING TO SUE THAT PUNK. - [GROWLING] 36 00:01:37,831 --> 00:01:38,671 - DID YOU HEAR THAT, DAD? 37 00:01:38,731 --> 00:01:40,871 THAT CAMEL'S TRYING TO TELL US SOMETHING. 38 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:42,104 - YEAH, I KNOW WHAT HE WANTS. 39 00:01:42,168 --> 00:01:44,538 A LONG DRAG OFF A SWEET CIGARILLO, 40 00:01:44,604 --> 00:01:48,414 BLENDED WITH THE FINEST OF RICH TURKISH TURKWEED. 41 00:01:48,475 --> 00:01:50,475 [INHALES] 42 00:01:50,543 --> 00:01:51,613 AHH. 43 00:01:51,678 --> 00:01:55,078 HERE YOU GO. HAVE A TOKE ON ME, YOU STUPID BEAST. 44 00:01:55,148 --> 00:01:57,218 AAH! [STAMMERING] 45 00:01:57,283 --> 00:01:58,993 I'M FALLING! 46 00:01:59,052 --> 00:01:59,692 [CRASH] 47 00:01:59,752 --> 00:02:01,122 - ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, DAD? 48 00:02:01,187 --> 00:02:02,957 - OH, YEAH. I'M GREAT. 49 00:02:03,022 --> 00:02:04,792 I THINK I'M GOING TO LIVE HERE NOW, 50 00:02:04,858 --> 00:02:06,988 'CAUSE IT'S SO DARK AND COLD AND-- 51 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:09,460 OH, MY GOD, I'M BEING BITTEN BY BATS! 52 00:02:09,529 --> 00:02:11,829 AAH! B-B-BY GLOWING BATS! 53 00:02:11,898 --> 00:02:15,468 AND THAT'S WHY FATHER-SON OUTINGS ARE BULLCRAP! 54 00:02:15,535 --> 00:02:16,395 - AW, MAN. - [SIGH] 55 00:02:16,469 --> 00:02:17,869 I KNEW WE SHOULD'VE GONE TO THE COCKFIGHTS. 56 00:02:17,937 --> 00:02:20,237 - I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT WITH THAT. 57 00:02:20,306 --> 00:02:21,036 - ROOSTERS, IS WHAT. 58 00:02:21,107 --> 00:02:23,077 BRAVE ROOSTERS, LIVING ON THE EDGE, 59 00:02:23,142 --> 00:02:25,142 FACING DEATH AND MAKING US MONEY. 60 00:02:25,211 --> 00:02:26,111 - DID YOU TELL THE DOCTOR 61 00:02:26,179 --> 00:02:28,249 THAT THE ANIMALS THAT BIT YOU WERE GLOWING? 62 00:02:28,314 --> 00:02:29,724 - WHAT DOCTOR? BRAK DID THIS. 63 00:02:29,782 --> 00:02:30,752 I AIN'T GOING TO NO DOCTOR. 64 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:33,117 BUNCH OF FAT-BRAINED VOODOO JIVE CATS, 65 00:02:33,186 --> 00:02:35,086 CLUBBING THEIR GOLF BALLS AROUND, 66 00:02:35,154 --> 00:02:36,224 DRUNK ON ALCOHOL. 67 00:02:36,289 --> 00:02:37,759 DOCTORS? HEH. [SPITS] 68 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:40,234 - HONEY, IF THOSE ANIMALS WERE RADIOACTIVE, 69 00:02:40,293 --> 00:02:42,033 YOU MIGHT BE SERIOUSLY ILL. 70 00:02:42,095 --> 00:02:43,395 - I'M FINE, BABY. 71 00:02:43,463 --> 00:02:45,533 [SHIVERS] 72 00:02:45,598 --> 00:02:47,868 ALL I NEED IS A LITTLE REST. 73 00:02:47,934 --> 00:02:51,374 [CRICKETS CHIRPING] 74 00:02:52,238 --> 00:02:53,968 - MOTHER, I THINK WE NEED A NEW MATTRESS. 75 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:58,080 [ROARS] MY HUMP WAS VERY UNCOMFORTABLE LAST NIGHT. 76 00:02:58,144 --> 00:02:59,854 - YEAH, IT'S A PAIN WHEN THEY'RE HUMPING-- 77 00:02:59,913 --> 00:03:01,483 OH, SWEET DR. WOCKNOBBLE! 78 00:03:01,548 --> 00:03:03,478 DAD, YOU GOT A HUMP ON YOUR BACK! 79 00:03:03,550 --> 00:03:04,620 - YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN A DOCTOR. 80 00:03:04,684 --> 00:03:06,124 MAYBE THEY COULD'VE STOPPED THIS. 81 00:03:06,185 --> 00:03:07,885 - STOPPED WHAT? MY TRANSFORMATION? 82 00:03:07,954 --> 00:03:10,164 NO WAY, YOKO. I LIKE THE NEW ME. 83 00:03:10,223 --> 00:03:11,293 DID I GIVE YOU A HARD TIME 84 00:03:11,357 --> 00:03:14,257 WHEN YOU GOT ALL FAT AND HAD THAT STUPID BABY? 85 00:03:14,327 --> 00:03:15,227 [ROARS] 86 00:03:15,295 --> 00:03:17,055 AHEM. NOW, COULD I HAVE SOME WATER? 87 00:03:17,130 --> 00:03:18,400 I'M FRIGGIN' PARCHED OVER HERE. 88 00:03:18,464 --> 00:03:19,434 - FINE, I'LL GET YOU A GLASS. 89 00:03:19,499 --> 00:03:22,369 - NO, NO. A GLASS WON'T DO IT FOR DADDY ANYMORE. 90 00:03:22,435 --> 00:03:23,395 I'M GOING TO NEED THE HOSE. 91 00:03:23,469 --> 00:03:26,239 YOU SEE, MY HUMP IS CAPABLE OF STORING 92 00:03:26,306 --> 00:03:28,166 3 MONTHS' SUPPLY OF WATER. 93 00:03:28,241 --> 00:03:28,911 HUH! 94 00:03:28,975 --> 00:03:30,675 - DAD, YOU CAN FLY! 95 00:03:30,743 --> 00:03:31,683 - WELL, NOT EXACTLY, 96 00:03:31,744 --> 00:03:34,114 BUT I CAN HANG UPSIDE DOWN INDEFINITELY. 97 00:03:34,180 --> 00:03:36,150 OH, AND I CAN SEE THINGS IN THE DARK, 98 00:03:36,215 --> 00:03:38,345 ESPECIALLY BUGS, WHICH I NOW EAT. 99 00:03:38,418 --> 00:03:39,788 - WATER STORAGE, NIGHT VISION. 100 00:03:39,852 --> 00:03:43,022 DAD, YOU'VE BEEN BLESSED WITH AMAZING NEW POWERS! 101 00:03:43,089 --> 00:03:44,119 - YEAH, SO? 102 00:03:44,190 --> 00:03:45,890 - SO YOU CAN DO GREAT THINGS. 103 00:03:45,959 --> 00:03:47,689 I'M TALKING ABOUT CHANGE, BABY. 104 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:53,300 MAKING THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE FOR EVERYBODY. 105 00:03:53,366 --> 00:03:54,296 - WHAT WOULD THAT INVOLVE? 106 00:03:54,367 --> 00:03:55,837 - WELL, IT'D BE A LOT OF WORK, BUT-- 107 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:57,542 - DO I HAVE TO LEAVE THE HOUSE? 108 00:03:57,604 --> 00:03:58,744 - YEAH, BUT-- - PASADENA. 109 00:03:58,805 --> 00:04:01,505 - BUT, DAD-- - I PUT MY HUMP ON THE LINE FOR NO STRANGERS, 110 00:04:01,574 --> 00:04:03,714 ESPECIALLY IF I HAVE TO LEAVE THE HOUSE. 111 00:04:03,776 --> 00:04:05,576 HUH. UH-UH. NOT INTERESTED. 112 00:04:05,645 --> 00:04:08,975 - SAY, FRIENDS, DO YOU HAVE A DEHUMIDIFIER I CAN BORROW? 113 00:04:09,048 --> 00:04:11,678 - AH, SPACE GHOST. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 114 00:04:11,751 --> 00:04:12,991 - OH, I LIVE HERE. - WHAT? 115 00:04:13,052 --> 00:04:15,622 - YEAH, I'VE BEEN LIVING IN YOUR BASEMENT FOR THE LAST 3 WEEKS. 116 00:04:15,688 --> 00:04:19,688 IT'S QUITE MOIST, THUS MY NEED FOR DEHUMIDIFICATION. 117 00:04:19,759 --> 00:04:22,159 - I WANT YOU OUT OF THAT BASEMENT IMMEDIATELY. 118 00:04:22,228 --> 00:04:24,698 - HMM. I WAS AFRAID YOU'D SAY THAT. 119 00:04:24,764 --> 00:04:26,074 IT WAS A RISK COMING UP HERE, 120 00:04:26,132 --> 00:04:29,602 BUT I TOOK IT BECAUSE I'M A SUPERHERO. 121 00:04:29,669 --> 00:04:30,799 SPACE GHOST IS THE NAME. 122 00:04:30,870 --> 00:04:34,370 - HEY, GEORGE, DID YOU KNOW THAT MY DAD HAD SUPERPOWERS NOW? 123 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:35,780 - YES, I DO, MY CHILD. 124 00:04:35,842 --> 00:04:37,012 I HEARD ALL ABOUT IT, 125 00:04:37,076 --> 00:04:38,746 THROUGH THE AIR DUCTS. 126 00:04:38,811 --> 00:04:40,081 YOU CAN HEAR EVERYTHING THROUGH THERE. 127 00:04:40,146 --> 00:04:43,946 - I WAS JUST TELLING HIM THAT HE SHOULD USE HIS AMAZING GIFTS 128 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:46,517 TO HELP EVERYBODY. 129 00:04:46,586 --> 00:04:47,986 - YEAH, WHATEVER. SPACE GHOST, 130 00:04:48,054 --> 00:04:49,124 HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU MAKE? 131 00:04:49,188 --> 00:04:51,358 - SIR, THAT IS A RUDE QUESTION. 132 00:04:51,424 --> 00:04:52,994 BUT I LIKE IT! 133 00:04:53,059 --> 00:04:55,959 BECAUSE THE ANSWER IS, A LOT. 134 00:04:56,029 --> 00:04:56,859 A SUPER LOT. 135 00:04:56,929 --> 00:04:58,699 - THEN WHY ARE YOU LIVING IN OUR BASEMENT? 136 00:04:58,765 --> 00:05:00,395 - UH, BECAUSE I'M VERY BAD WITH MONEY. 137 00:05:00,466 --> 00:05:03,266 I RECENTLY PURCHASED A REMOTE DESERT THEME PARK 138 00:05:03,336 --> 00:05:04,966 I NAMED "KINGDOM OF MUSCLES." 139 00:05:05,038 --> 00:05:08,468 MY EMPLOYEES ARE ALL STEROID-GOBBLING EX-CONVICTS. 140 00:05:08,541 --> 00:05:09,981 - WOW, THAT SOUNDS AWESOME! 141 00:05:10,043 --> 00:05:12,653 - 'ROID RAGE IS NOT AWESOME, YOUNG MAN. 142 00:05:12,712 --> 00:05:13,852 IT'S TERRIFYING. 143 00:05:13,913 --> 00:05:15,923 THAT'S WHY I'M HIDING IN YOUR BASEMENT. 144 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:17,822 - [WHISPERING] They're after me. 145 00:05:17,884 --> 00:05:18,724 - YOU NEED TO LEAVE. 146 00:05:18,785 --> 00:05:20,315 - OF COURSE I DO, MILADY. 147 00:05:20,386 --> 00:05:21,246 AMERICA NEEDS ME. 148 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:25,190 GOOD DAY, ALL, AND PEACE BE WITH YOU. 149 00:05:25,758 --> 00:05:26,888 - [ROAR] 150 00:05:26,959 --> 00:05:29,299 UHH. MOTHER, I'M A LITTLE TIGHT BACK HERE. 151 00:05:29,362 --> 00:05:30,802 HOW ABOUT GIVING THE OLD HUMP A SQUEEZE? 152 00:05:30,863 --> 00:05:33,433 - SQUEEZE IT YOURSELF. I'M GOING TO CLEAN OUT THE BASEMENT. 153 00:05:33,499 --> 00:05:37,239 - HEY, SEE IF HE LEFT ANY FLIES DOWN THERE. I'M STARVING. 154 00:05:37,303 --> 00:05:38,543 - YOU HEARD SPACE GHOST, DAD. 155 00:05:38,604 --> 00:05:42,044 THERE'S MONEY TO BE MADE SUPERHEROING, FOR THEM THAT KNOWS HOW TO. 156 00:05:42,108 --> 00:05:44,338 - I DO LIKE MONEY. NEVER SAID I DIDN'T. 157 00:05:44,410 --> 00:05:45,610 - GREAT. THEN WHAT'S OUR FIRST MOVE? 158 00:05:45,678 --> 00:05:48,308 - HUH! WELL, IF I'M GOING TO DO THIS THING, 159 00:05:48,381 --> 00:05:50,651 WE NEED TO FIND SOMEONE TO DO ALL THE WORK. 160 00:05:50,717 --> 00:05:52,387 - LIKE A PARTNER. - EXACTLY. 161 00:05:52,452 --> 00:05:54,552 SOMEONE I CAN CONTROL FROM THIS CHAIR. 162 00:05:54,620 --> 00:05:55,760 AND THEY'LL HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT 163 00:05:55,822 --> 00:05:58,422 THE DANGER IS ALL THEIRS, AND THE MONEY IS ALL MINE. 164 00:05:58,491 --> 00:06:00,991 - GOT IT. - I AIN'T TAKING NO SHOTS TO THE CHEST. 165 00:06:01,060 --> 00:06:02,600 THAT'S FOR THE PARTNER. - DOUBLE GOT IT! 166 00:06:02,662 --> 00:06:06,432 - AND NO WOMEN. THE HUMP HAS NO TIME FOR SEXUAL ADVENTURES. 167 00:06:06,499 --> 00:06:07,429 ONLY MONEY. 168 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:09,870 - THE HUMP? - THAT'S MY NEW NAME. YOU DIG IT? 169 00:06:09,936 --> 00:06:11,936 - DIG IT? NO. I LOVE IT! 170 00:06:12,004 --> 00:06:14,344 - GOOD. OH, AND I'LL NEED A HUMP PHONE 171 00:06:14,407 --> 00:06:15,507 TO DIRECT MY SUPERSLAVE. 172 00:06:15,575 --> 00:06:17,375 - I WILL GET THAT PHONE FOR YOU, HUMP. 173 00:06:17,443 --> 00:06:20,053 - I AM GOING TO BE THE RICHEST SUPERHERO 174 00:06:20,113 --> 00:06:22,153 NEVER TO LEAVE HIS OWN KITCHEN. 175 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:24,575 NOW, GET TO WORK. 176 00:06:26,385 --> 00:06:28,415 [BUZZING] 177 00:06:30,423 --> 00:06:33,893 - HUH! HELLO. YOU'VE REACHED THE HUMP. STATE YOUR EMERGENCY. 178 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:37,330 - YEAH, MY DAUGHTER'S HAVING A BIRTHDAY PARTY ON SATURDAY. 179 00:06:37,396 --> 00:06:38,766 ARE YOU AVAILABLE FOR RIDES? 180 00:06:38,831 --> 00:06:41,971 - MADAM, MY POWERS ARE NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN. 181 00:06:42,034 --> 00:06:44,504 UNLESS THEY'RE RICH. ARE THEY RICH? 182 00:06:44,570 --> 00:06:46,710 - WELL, NO, BUT-- - [ROAR] 183 00:06:46,773 --> 00:06:48,313 CALL BACK WHEN THEY'RE RICH. 184 00:06:48,374 --> 00:06:50,044 AH, MY FAITHFUL BUTLER HAS RETURNED. 185 00:06:50,109 --> 00:06:53,909 TELL ME, GALVESTON, HAVE YOU FOUND ME A WORTHY SUPERPARTNER? 186 00:06:53,980 --> 00:06:56,450 - [SIGH] HERE'S THE DEAL, HUMP. 187 00:06:56,516 --> 00:06:58,886 - IN BUTLER SPEAK, IF YOU DON'T MIND. 188 00:06:58,951 --> 00:07:00,551 - OH, RIGHT. AHEM. 189 00:07:00,620 --> 00:07:01,620 THE FACT IS, I SPOKE TO 190 00:07:01,687 --> 00:07:05,757 EVERYONE FROM HAMMERHEAD MAN TO OTTO VON SMASHENFACEN 191 00:07:05,825 --> 00:07:07,585 TO SNACKSY THE KID. 192 00:07:07,660 --> 00:07:08,260 - AND? 193 00:07:08,327 --> 00:07:11,297 - WELL, THEY LAUGHED. A LOT. 194 00:07:11,364 --> 00:07:14,074 - A SUPER LOT. AAH! 195 00:07:14,133 --> 00:07:15,373 - [ROARING] 196 00:07:15,434 --> 00:07:16,874 - HUH! YOU MEAN TO TELL ME 197 00:07:16,936 --> 00:07:19,006 NOT ONE SUPERGUY WANTED TO JOIN THE HUMP 198 00:07:19,071 --> 00:07:22,071 IN HIS FINANCIALLY REWARDING BATTLE AGAINST BADNESS AND WHATNOT? 199 00:07:22,141 --> 00:07:26,981 - BUT I DID FIND ONE GENTLEMAN WHO WAS INTERESTED IN JOINING FORCES WITH YOU. 200 00:07:27,046 --> 00:07:29,516 - AH. THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. BRING HIM ON. 201 00:07:29,582 --> 00:07:33,292 - OK. COME ON IN, SIR. 202 00:07:33,352 --> 00:07:35,622 - I'M COMING. 203 00:07:37,657 --> 00:07:40,887 EVIL IS ON THE WAY. 204 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:44,060 - HE'S NOT EXACTLY A GOOD GUY. - YEAH, SO? 205 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:49,270 - WAIT FOR IT. YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS THE EVIL. 206 00:07:57,376 --> 00:08:01,906 AHA! EVIL HAS ARRIVED IN THIS KITCHEN. 207 00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:04,821 BEHOLD THE SLUG. 208 00:08:04,884 --> 00:08:07,724 [LAUGHS] 209 00:08:07,787 --> 00:08:09,287 - RIGHT ON, MAN. - OH, NO. 210 00:08:09,355 --> 00:08:11,255 I'VE FORGOTTEN MY POWER ORB. 211 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:12,994 I'LL JUST GO BACK TO MY GROTTO. 212 00:08:13,059 --> 00:08:14,189 - NO, NO. THAT'S OK. WE GET THE IDEA. 213 00:08:14,260 --> 00:08:17,400 - BUT I REALLY FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE WITH IT. I REALLY DO. 214 00:08:17,463 --> 00:08:19,703 - SURE YOU DO. NOW, MY MANSERVANT GALVESTON 215 00:08:19,765 --> 00:08:22,095 TELLS ME YOU'RE INTERESTED IN MY UNIQUE POWERS. 216 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:25,868 - OH, YES. YOU SEE, SLUGS NEED WATER, 217 00:08:25,938 --> 00:08:27,508 WHICH YOU HAVE IN ABUNDANCE, YES? 218 00:08:27,573 --> 00:08:33,213 AND YOUR NIGHT VISION WILL GUIDE MY NOCTURNAL MAYHEM. 219 00:08:33,279 --> 00:08:34,349 MAYHEM! 220 00:08:34,413 --> 00:08:36,883 [LAUGHS] I LOVE IT. 221 00:08:36,949 --> 00:08:37,849 - HUH! - I LOVE IT. 222 00:08:37,917 --> 00:08:40,847 - EXACTLY WHAT KIND OF MAYHEM DO YOU PERFORM? 223 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:42,490 - IN THE DARK OF NIGHT, 224 00:08:42,555 --> 00:08:45,215 I CREEP INTO MY VICTIMS' GARDENS 225 00:08:45,291 --> 00:08:50,531 AND FEED ON THE TENDER LEAVES OF THEIR BELOVED PLANTS. 226 00:08:50,596 --> 00:08:54,166 NO LEAF IS SAFE FROM MY WRATH! 227 00:08:54,233 --> 00:08:56,443 [LAUGHS] 228 00:08:56,502 --> 00:08:58,642 - HUH! YOU GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE. 229 00:08:58,704 --> 00:09:02,814 - ALL RIGHT. YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL. I'M GOING. 230 00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:05,535 - BRAK, THIS LOSER'S THE ONLY DUDE YOU COULD FIND 231 00:09:05,611 --> 00:09:07,511 WHO WAS INTERESTED IN WORKING WITH ME? 232 00:09:07,580 --> 00:09:10,280 - 'FRAID SO. I DID MY BEST, HUMPTY. 233 00:09:10,349 --> 00:09:12,919 - I'M LEAVING A TRAIL ON THIS FLOOR. 234 00:09:12,985 --> 00:09:16,415 GOOD LUCK CLEANING IT UP. [LAUGHS] 235 00:09:16,489 --> 00:09:18,019 AAH! - AHH. WHAT DO YOU WANT? 236 00:09:18,090 --> 00:09:21,260 - I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE SEEKING A CRIME-FIGHTING PARTNER. 237 00:09:21,327 --> 00:09:22,897 I'D LIKE TO OFFER MY SERVICES. 238 00:09:22,962 --> 00:09:24,702 - REALLY? - OF COURSE NOT, YOU IDIOT. 239 00:09:24,764 --> 00:09:27,274 I'M HERE TO LAUGH AT YOU. LOOK AT THAT HUMP. 240 00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:29,103 [LAUGHS] 241 00:09:29,168 --> 00:09:31,098 - HUH! [ROARS] 242 00:09:31,170 --> 00:09:33,910 - [LAUGHS] 243 00:09:33,973 --> 00:09:35,013 [CRASH] 244 00:09:35,074 --> 00:09:37,814 THEY SAID YOU ROAR LIKE A CAMEL, 245 00:09:37,877 --> 00:09:40,447 BUT I DIDN'T BELIEVE THEM. I DIDN'T BELIEVE THEM. 246 00:09:40,513 --> 00:09:42,953 - [ROAR] - YOU'RE KILLING ME. 247 00:09:43,015 --> 00:09:44,875 [LAUGHS] 248 00:09:44,951 --> 00:09:46,921 - HOW ABOUT THIS FOR YOU? YOU LIKE THAT? 249 00:09:46,986 --> 00:09:49,186 BRING THAT HOME TO YOUR MOTHER FOR SUNDAY DINNER! 250 00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:50,815 - [BUZZING] - DAD, THE HUMP PHONE'S RINGING. 251 00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:52,560 - IT'S PROBABLY JUST THE BIRTHDAY LADY. 252 00:09:52,625 --> 00:09:55,755 TELL HER THE LITTLE JERKS CAN RIDE THE HUMP FOR 40 BUCKS, 253 00:09:55,828 --> 00:09:57,458 BUT THE PARTY COMES TO ME. 254 00:09:57,530 --> 00:10:00,870 - AHEM. GALVESTON HERE. TO WHOM IS THIS? 255 00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:01,773 - THIS IS THE COMMISSIONER. 256 00:10:01,834 --> 00:10:03,644 WE NEED THE CAMEL MAN DESPERATELY. 257 00:10:03,703 --> 00:10:05,243 THERE'S A PACK OF THIRSTY OLD PEOPLE, 258 00:10:05,304 --> 00:10:07,674 TRAPPED UPSIDE DOWN IN A CEILING OF A DARK CAVE. 259 00:10:07,740 --> 00:10:09,580 THE CAMEL MAN IS THEIR ONLY HOPE. 260 00:10:09,642 --> 00:10:10,612 - CAN YOU BRING THEM HERE? 261 00:10:10,676 --> 00:10:11,776 - OF COURSE NOT. THEY'RE TRAPPED. 262 00:10:11,844 --> 00:10:13,654 - THEN BUZZ OFF. - AND THEY'RE RICH. 263 00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:15,483 - [ROAR] I'M ON IT. 264 00:10:15,548 --> 00:10:17,448 THE HUMP. HE RIDES! 265 00:10:17,516 --> 00:10:21,116 HUH! HUH! HUH! 266 00:10:21,187 --> 00:10:22,487 AAH! 267 00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:25,825 HUH! AAH! 268 00:10:25,891 --> 00:10:26,991 YAA! 269 00:10:27,059 --> 00:10:30,059 - [INDISTINCT SHOUTING] 270 00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:32,529 - AND SO I REFRESHED THE OLD GEEZERS 271 00:10:32,598 --> 00:10:34,028 WITH MY SWEET HUMP NECTAR 272 00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:35,970 AND LED THEM OUT OF THE DARKNESS. 273 00:10:36,035 --> 00:10:37,735 THEY PAID GOOD MONEY FOR IT, TOO. 274 00:10:37,803 --> 00:10:40,373 - WOW! THAT SOUNDS AWESOME! 275 00:10:40,439 --> 00:10:41,839 - YEAH, AND THOSE OLD GEEZERS 276 00:10:41,907 --> 00:10:43,807 TOLD ME THERE WERE OTHER THIRSTY GEEZERS 277 00:10:43,876 --> 00:10:46,006 TRAPPED IN THE DARK ALL OVER THE PLACE. 278 00:10:46,078 --> 00:10:47,408 WE'RE GOING TO BE RICH. 279 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,550 - YOU THE FELLA WHAT'S SAVING MY OLD PEOPLE? 280 00:10:49,615 --> 00:10:51,275 - WHY, YES, MY TOOTHY YOUNG ADMIRER. 281 00:10:51,350 --> 00:10:53,820 WOULD YOU LIKE MY AUTOGRAPH? WHAT'S THE NAME? 282 00:10:53,886 --> 00:10:54,946 - BITIN' LARRY. 283 00:10:55,021 --> 00:10:56,561 - THAT'S AN INTERESTING NAME. 284 00:10:56,622 --> 00:10:58,962 WHY DO THEY CALL YOU--OW! 285 00:10:59,025 --> 00:11:00,325 - [ROAR] - MY HUMP! 286 00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:04,433 - LOOKY HERE, MA. MERLE HAGGARD'S FIXIN' TO PLAY AT THE CIVIC CENTER. 287 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:07,627 YOU GO AND GET US SOME TICKETS. GO ON, NOW. 288 00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:09,540 [ROAR] 289 00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:12,202 - I'M GOING TO BITE YOU BACK SOMEDAY, LARRY. 290 00:11:12,271 --> 00:11:14,511 - LARRY? YOU CALL ME "HUMP" 291 00:11:14,573 --> 00:11:17,843 WHEN YOU TALK AT ME, BOY. 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