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--our five-day forecast.
Next up, the tree girl from Elkerton.
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After living in a tree for a year,...
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...Rianna "Hummingbird" Holmes
comes down.
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Unlike Julia Hill,
Holmes' forest was leveled...
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... though she saved
a giant redwood tree.
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How are you?
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I wanna thank everyone who
sent food and letters of support.
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And the mentally handicapped child
who sent me these poems.
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She read my poems.
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Thank you.
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Dimples!
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Come on in the house!
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Morning, Mrs. De La Rosa.
Dimples got out again.
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I let him out.
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You have a good day now.
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I am a warrior.
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I am a warrior.
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On your left!
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Well, boys and girls...
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...this is the most important room
in the station.
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...this is the most important room
in the station.
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...this is the most important room
in the station.
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The police evidence room.
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The police evidence room.
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-It's where I work.
-Are you a policeman?
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-It's where I work.
-Are you a policeman?
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Evidence file clerks
work closely with real policemen.
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So you're not a real policeman.
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As soon as I pass the obstacle course,
I'll be a real policeman.
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Yeah, okay, pal.
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Evidence is arranged
by case number.
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We're almost as tall as you.
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This field trip sucks.
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I might have candy somewhere.
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-Look, everyone. Marijuana.
-You're not allowed to touch that.
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That's police evidence.
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Are you going to arrest us?
You're not a real cop.
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Guys, that's really....
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I got him!
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Mange!
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What is going on in here?
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Let me see that.
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Thanks, sarge.
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Right there.
You're missing an " R."
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Outstanding.
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Now...
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...who wants a ride
with a real police officer?
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-Marvin, what happened to you?
-Kids.
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How did kids
embarrass you like that?
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I'm gonna do it this time, Dad.
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I'll be a real policeman,
like you were.
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I'll make you so proud of me.
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I'm not gonna be a loser anymore.
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Give me that!
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-Stretch it!
-It won't go any further.
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Back up. Let me try.
Come on, Marvin!
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Maybe this year
you won't pee your pants.
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Good one, sarge.
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Don't worry.
Nobody else remembers.
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Listen up.
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You have four minutes to complete...
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...the endurance portion
of your examination.
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I have personally
designed this course...
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...to simulate actual conditions
one might encounter...
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...in the field.
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Good luck.
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Take a good look at that ass.
You'll follow it all day.
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Ready! Set!
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Go, Marvin, go! Go, Marvin, go!
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Go, go, Marvin! You go!
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Marvin, take her!
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Kiss it!
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Oh, okay.
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How does this simulate the field?
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Come on now, Marvin! You go!
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Marvin, you okay?
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At least you didn't pee your pants.
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Maybe we should wait
until everyone leaves.
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Pop quiz. Pop quiz.
Who's this?
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That's four times in a row.
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Refills?
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Thank you.
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You see that shit?
She poured my beer first.
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-So?
-So?
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It's because I'm black.
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Maybe she's just being nice.
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-Now we're getting to it.
-What?
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What y'all call nice,
I call reverse racism.
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Be overly nice to the black man.
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Make up for his ancestors
being taken...
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...crammed by the hundreds into
leaky boats like human tuna fish...
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...and if they didn't die, they'd
go into show biz to make a living.
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Now she's going to pour my beer first?
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That won't make up for 400 years
of injustice. Not today.
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I wish I was black.
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I'd have my onion rings by now.
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I got to go take a whizzer.
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-Oh, jeez. I'm sorry.
-No, I'm--
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I didn't know anybody was in here.
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There's a line in the ladies' room....
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Wait.
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You're Rianna " Hummingbird" Holmes.
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I think it's great what you did,
saving that tree.
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Even though they leveled
all the other trees.
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Glad to see you're doing your part.
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I'm sorry. I'm wasting trees.
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They should get one of those...
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...blowjobby things.
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I mean, hand jobbys.
I mean, hand blowers.
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I wrote you a poem.
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Working out and
a protein diet is not enough.
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You need a high-potency,
high-mineral, mega-amino...
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...bodybuilding supplement.
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Nothing legally will give you that,
except Badger Milk.
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A badger can lift 20 times its
body weight. Can you do that?
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Our potent supplement is made up
of 25% real badger milk.
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If you call now, you'll get...
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... two cartons of Badger Milk
for the price of one.
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Check out the pecs on Yolanda.
That is pure badger milk.
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-Could you cover for me a minute?
-No problem.
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Everyone else is down
at the softball game.
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There's a softball game today?
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Freeze, puke! Put down that VCR!
Put it down!
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Oh, you bought it, did you?
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Oh, you have a receipt, do you?
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My mistake.
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I'm new on the force.
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-Police department.
-Tam's Restaurant. I'm being robbed.
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That's terrible.
I go there all the time.
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-You have the best orange bean cake.
-Thank you.
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-The chili peppers give it a kick.
-They're shooting at me!
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Hold on. I'll get some help.
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Officers needed.
I got a 2-1 1 robbery in progress.
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Outstanding.
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Officers needed. Hello!
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Can you sit tight
till I reach somebody?
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Got a 2-1 1 in progress.
I'm in pursuit. Hello?
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2-1 1 in progress.
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That wasn't so bad.
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-Thanks.
-Not at all.
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Dimples, you okay?
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The Badger Milk girl.
She seems nice.
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Now, that's good badger milk.
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-Fatty.
-I gotta go.
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Where the hell have you been?
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Last night I got a call.
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2-1 1 . Robbery in progress,
Tam's Restaurant.
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It was over a week ago.
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You've been missing for 8 days.
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-What?
-I covered for you.
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I said you're an unreliable drunk
who disappears for days.
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So I think you're okay.
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-Thanks a lot.
-Are you all right?
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Do you want a doctor?
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No, l....
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I feel great.
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On your left.
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Sure, pass the old guy!
Big man!
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Sure, pass the old guy!
Big man!
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Sure, pass the old guy!
Big man!
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How's it going?
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What?
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Eat shit.
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Come on! Come on!
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Come on!
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Come on, boy! Come on!
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Oh, easy...
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...easy.
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Slow down.
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Show me how you do that.
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I wish I knew.
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-I'm Marvin.
-I'm Rianna.
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I know.
I met you in the men's room.
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Oh, yeah. The fart guy.
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So, are all these dogs yours?
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I volunteer at a pet shelter.
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-That's great.
-Yeah, it's pretty cool.
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I'm with different animals and...
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...this time,
I have a roof over my head.
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Something wrong?
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No. Nothing's wrong. Why?
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-Nice catch.
-Thank you.
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Come by the shelter. You could
play Frisbee with the dogs.
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I'd like that.
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Bye.
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I'm sorry.
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I gotta talk to you.
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You smoke?
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I don't. It's illegal in airports.
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I want to show you
how bad it's gotten. Watch.
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See? Nobody says anything
because I'm black.
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Bend the rules for the black guy.
Let him smoke because he's black.
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Because old blues musicians
never got royalties...
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...and played one-night gigs
to pay for whores...
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...now I can smoke
anywhere I want to.
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Something weird happened to me.
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Something weird happened to me too.
I'm supervisor.
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-That's great.
-Is it? I've been here 1 6 days.
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That Filipino's been here 5 years.
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-Know why I'm supervisor?
-Because you're black?
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No. Because that bitch is dumb.
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Excuse me, sir.
I'm in a hurry.
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Not until I check you with my wand.
Arms out.
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I ordered the stuff
and I think it's working.
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Physically, there's--
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That's odd.
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You smell that?
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-It's this way.
-What is?
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Trust me.
I know what I'm doing.
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What, are you crazy?
Let go of my leg.
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Get off me!
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He's got drugs. Check him.
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What are you saying?
This guy's clean.
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-You see?
-You can go.
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No, wait.
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I hope he's on our flight.
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I don't know whose that is.
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It's pure heroin.
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You're good. What's your name?
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Mange.
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Marvin Mange.
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You'll be hearing from us.
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Chief Wilson,
what happened at the airport?
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The drugs were found
by the newest member on our force:
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Marvin Mange.
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Here to take you through the arrest
is Sergeant Doug Sisk.
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Thank you, sir.
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Ladies and gentlemen...
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...the suspect flew in from Columbia--
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I have a question for Officer Mange.
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Can you smell things
in people's butts?
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I guess so.
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And things not in people's butts?
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Like things in people's
pants pockets or wallets?
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Officer Mange.
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I'm from the Free Press.
What's up my butt?
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Sir, I'd rather not.
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Come on.
What's up there?
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Car keys.
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-He's good.
-Over here!
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-No more questions.
-What about me?
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Over here, Officer Mange, please.
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Excuse me.
Can I talk to you for a minute?
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I don't wanna guess
what's up your butt.
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No, it's not that.
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You see, I released you...
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...to see if you could function
normally in society...
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...but now you attract attention.
I just can't take the chance.
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-What do you mean?
-I found you.
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I put you back together.
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Don't you remember the animals?
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No!
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How do you explain
your sense of smell...
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...your ability to run fast,
or jump 1 0 feet in the air?
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It's the badger milk.
I ordered it from TV.
257
00:26:30,516 --> 00:26:33,137
I need you to come with me.
258
00:26:35,104 --> 00:26:36,764
You're crazy.
259
00:26:37,106 --> 00:26:39,513
I'm not going anywhere with you.
260
00:27:41,250 --> 00:27:43,326
Sorry about the dart.
261
00:27:46,714 --> 00:27:51,340
You'll find everything you need here.
Water, food...
262
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:54,049
...a place to work out.
263
00:27:58,809 --> 00:28:00,137
Where am l?
264
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:03,016
You were born here. Sort of.
265
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:06,101
When I found you,
you were nearly dead...
266
00:28:06,316 --> 00:28:09,649
...and the only way to save you
was my procedure:
267
00:28:09,861 --> 00:28:13,905
-Radical trans-species-ectomy.
-What's that mean?
268
00:28:14,115 --> 00:28:16,273
I put animal parts in you.
269
00:28:18,244 --> 00:28:20,367
You put wild animals inside me?
270
00:28:20,579 --> 00:28:24,328
I wish.
I don't have that kind of money.
271
00:28:24,625 --> 00:28:26,499
The animals I used...
272
00:28:26,710 --> 00:28:31,751
...were abandoned by a circus or
from the private zoo of a pop star.
273
00:28:32,007 --> 00:28:34,213
There's Mr. Giggles.
274
00:28:35,886 --> 00:28:38,555
He really misses the pop star.
275
00:28:39,389 --> 00:28:41,796
I'm not allowed to say who.
276
00:28:59,742 --> 00:29:02,861
Your life is here with me now.
277
00:29:09,251 --> 00:29:11,160
Look, doc...
278
00:29:11,836 --> 00:29:14,374
...l appreciate you saving me.
279
00:29:14,631 --> 00:29:17,382
Thank you. I think.
280
00:29:18,051 --> 00:29:21,799
But what you did with the animals
is working for me.
281
00:29:24,265 --> 00:29:26,423
I'll just go on with my life.
282
00:29:28,602 --> 00:29:32,220
Your human side may not
be able to control it.
283
00:29:33,023 --> 00:29:34,850
I have to go.
284
00:29:35,984 --> 00:29:37,858
I have to try it.
285
00:29:38,946 --> 00:29:42,112
I'm sorry.
I can't allow that.
286
00:29:50,582 --> 00:29:51,827
Mange!
287
00:29:55,461 --> 00:29:56,576
Sit.
288
00:29:57,964 --> 00:29:59,672
Listen up, shit stains.
289
00:29:59,966 --> 00:30:04,177
I don't know how you worked
that trick out of the guy's ass.
290
00:30:04,887 --> 00:30:06,132
I don't.
291
00:30:06,388 --> 00:30:08,096
But I'm watching you.
292
00:30:08,891 --> 00:30:13,932
The fact of the matter is,
you're not a full-fledged cop yet.
293
00:30:14,605 --> 00:30:15,767
You're not. Okay?
294
00:30:15,981 --> 00:30:20,975
And until you pass your 30-day
probation, you belong to me.
295
00:30:24,531 --> 00:30:28,065
I'll throw you out so quick,
your head will spin.
296
00:30:29,619 --> 00:30:30,650
All the best.
297
00:30:45,009 --> 00:30:48,009
Don't be ashamed, son.
298
00:30:48,220 --> 00:30:51,007
I've eaten out of the garbage before.
299
00:31:58,745 --> 00:32:00,370
Yeah.
300
00:32:00,664 --> 00:32:04,827
This baby's nailed down tight.
Not going anywhere.
301
00:32:23,978 --> 00:32:25,805
One minute, okay?
302
00:32:26,355 --> 00:32:27,814
I'll be back.
303
00:33:07,394 --> 00:33:09,517
He was trying to get out.
304
00:33:10,981 --> 00:33:14,564
You'll want to get
a cover for this.
305
00:33:15,110 --> 00:33:19,606
Yeah, maybe. Come on back.
I'll show you the animals.
306
00:33:22,367 --> 00:33:25,818
This is Molly.
She's a young turkey vulture.
307
00:33:26,496 --> 00:33:27,954
Hey, baby.
308
00:33:28,164 --> 00:33:33,371
Her parents were killed by a hunter,
and it's hard to get her to eat.
309
00:33:34,545 --> 00:33:36,751
I'm worried she won't make it.
310
00:33:47,432 --> 00:33:50,102
She just misses her mom, that's all.
311
00:33:50,477 --> 00:33:52,683
She doesn't eat whole worms.
312
00:34:15,167 --> 00:34:16,958
That was really amazing.
313
00:34:22,132 --> 00:34:24,006
So? What do you think?
314
00:34:25,218 --> 00:34:27,294
It's all right. He's nice.
315
00:34:27,888 --> 00:34:30,461
There are a lot of animals in here.
316
00:34:30,682 --> 00:34:33,351
Yeah, I know.
It's a little crowded.
317
00:34:35,228 --> 00:34:37,849
I don't have the heart
to turn any away.
318
00:34:38,064 --> 00:34:42,275
But it's cool.
We're like one big happy family.
319
00:34:47,573 --> 00:34:52,199
This is Henry, the orangutan.
He's very affectionate.
320
00:34:55,414 --> 00:34:58,830
He really likes people,
but not other monkeys.
321
00:35:00,752 --> 00:35:03,077
We have a lot of exotic birds.
322
00:35:03,380 --> 00:35:05,289
Macaws and...
323
00:35:05,882 --> 00:35:08,088
...my friend Cosmo's a parrot.
324
00:35:13,389 --> 00:35:15,678
You are a good boy.
325
00:35:20,855 --> 00:35:24,555
Parrots are one of the smartest
animals.
326
00:35:24,775 --> 00:35:27,183
-Really?
-You want food?
327
00:35:27,528 --> 00:35:31,525
They have the intelligence
of a 5-year-old child.
328
00:35:31,907 --> 00:35:33,567
A 5-year-old?
329
00:35:33,825 --> 00:35:35,901
People think parrots just mimic...
330
00:35:36,119 --> 00:35:38,610
...but they have thoughts
of their own.
331
00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:43,290
Some have a vocabulary
of up to 200 words.
332
00:35:43,710 --> 00:35:45,501
Cosmo has about 1 50 words.
333
00:35:47,005 --> 00:35:50,373
That's incredible.
I didn't know any of that.
334
00:35:50,716 --> 00:35:51,879
Hi, there.
335
00:35:52,552 --> 00:35:56,134
I get along better
with animals than people.
336
00:35:56,347 --> 00:36:00,510
Animals are simple, honest.
Know what I mean?
337
00:36:10,193 --> 00:36:12,482
I guess I like people better.
338
00:36:12,696 --> 00:36:15,531
With animals,
I feel like I'm one of them.
339
00:36:15,740 --> 00:36:17,234
Easy, boy.
340
00:36:18,118 --> 00:36:20,324
Do you ever feel that way?
341
00:36:21,871 --> 00:36:23,330
It's crazy.
342
00:36:23,539 --> 00:36:24,820
Crazy.
343
00:36:26,667 --> 00:36:29,538
Calm down. What's the matter
with you guys?
344
00:36:36,176 --> 00:36:38,216
Let me ask a serious question.
345
00:36:38,762 --> 00:36:42,676
Do you ever have trouble with
control?
346
00:36:43,225 --> 00:36:44,256
Yes.
347
00:36:44,810 --> 00:36:47,846
First you have to admit
there's a problem.
348
00:36:48,063 --> 00:36:50,898
You have to say,
" I am a porn addict."
349
00:36:51,107 --> 00:36:53,266
Not that kind of control.
350
00:36:54,819 --> 00:36:56,610
I've been having these...
351
00:36:57,322 --> 00:36:59,777
-...animal urges.
-Me too.
352
00:36:59,991 --> 00:37:03,775
I got a video on the mating
rituals of the hippo.
353
00:37:11,085 --> 00:37:14,204
He was trying to take my meat.
354
00:37:55,293 --> 00:37:58,045
Hey, doc. Dr. Wilder.
355
00:37:58,255 --> 00:37:59,535
Hey, doc!
356
00:38:01,424 --> 00:38:05,469
There you go.
Tummy's all gone now.
357
00:38:07,221 --> 00:38:11,005
How's my boy?
I knew you'd come home.
358
00:38:12,018 --> 00:38:13,678
I'm not coming home.
359
00:38:19,817 --> 00:38:22,355
Stop it!
You're not helping.
360
00:38:22,611 --> 00:38:24,319
-Sorry.
-Look, doc...
361
00:38:24,530 --> 00:38:28,574
...this control thing's
a lot harder than I thought.
362
00:38:31,870 --> 00:38:33,281
Hold on.
363
00:38:33,496 --> 00:38:36,865
This might help.
Here. Here.
364
00:38:40,962 --> 00:38:46,039
I woke up in a butcher shop.
I have no idea how I got there.
365
00:38:46,259 --> 00:38:47,504
Oh, I see.
366
00:38:56,477 --> 00:39:00,723
The other day, I ate out of
a garbage can.
367
00:39:00,981 --> 00:39:04,017
I bit someone, and then...
368
00:39:05,068 --> 00:39:07,144
...l made love to a mailbox.
369
00:39:11,908 --> 00:39:15,775
Your subconscious
is reverting to a primal state.
370
00:39:17,246 --> 00:39:20,413
That's why I wanted you to stay here.
371
00:39:21,876 --> 00:39:25,826
I was so sad when you left.
I thought we could be buddies.
372
00:39:26,338 --> 00:39:28,130
I even gave you a name.
373
00:39:29,675 --> 00:39:31,299
Snowball.
374
00:39:35,013 --> 00:39:36,673
I already have a name.
375
00:39:36,890 --> 00:39:39,511
Oh, Snowball already has a name.
376
00:39:39,768 --> 00:39:41,926
Who's a good boy, then?
377
00:39:42,145 --> 00:39:43,723
I'm a good boy.
378
00:39:43,980 --> 00:39:46,352
I'm a--
This is serious!
379
00:39:46,566 --> 00:39:48,938
I'm turning into an animal here!
380
00:39:49,944 --> 00:39:51,142
All right.
381
00:39:51,404 --> 00:39:56,564
Four turkeys, a dozen lamb shanks,
two salmon, my pet rabbit....
382
00:39:56,784 --> 00:39:59,738
Oh, Charlie. One ham hock.
383
00:40:07,961 --> 00:40:09,076
You see?
384
00:40:09,296 --> 00:40:13,922
You didn't want the biscuit
because you satisfied your hunger.
385
00:40:21,099 --> 00:40:23,768
Now that I have
your attention, listen.
386
00:40:23,977 --> 00:40:27,511
You must anticipate your instincts...
387
00:40:27,730 --> 00:40:31,728
...satisfy your animal urges
before they take over.
388
00:40:32,068 --> 00:40:36,196
Hunger is your biggest challenge.
There's also your sex drive.
389
00:40:37,865 --> 00:40:41,198
If you like,
I could help you with that.
390
00:40:41,744 --> 00:40:43,119
That's all right.
391
00:40:44,163 --> 00:40:45,361
I'm good.
392
00:40:47,708 --> 00:40:49,166
Okay. No.
393
00:41:06,851 --> 00:41:08,428
I gotta go.
394
00:41:19,530 --> 00:41:22,733
There are a few things
bothering me here.
395
00:41:23,075 --> 00:41:26,859
I don't know how you got to the
butcher shop break-in...
396
00:41:27,079 --> 00:41:28,988
...but let me guarantee you this.
397
00:41:29,331 --> 00:41:34,288
You better not try to show me up
with any of your super-cop bullshit.
398
00:41:34,502 --> 00:41:35,831
Not at all, sir.
399
00:41:36,588 --> 00:41:40,206
You got one week of probation left.
400
00:41:40,466 --> 00:41:42,459
And I'm gonna be all over you.
401
00:41:46,972 --> 00:41:49,179
Say hello to your new partner.
402
00:42:00,610 --> 00:42:02,520
What's all that shit?
403
00:42:02,946 --> 00:42:06,315
Supplies.
I want to be prepared for anything.
404
00:42:07,242 --> 00:42:08,570
Of course you do.
405
00:42:18,002 --> 00:42:19,033
Hey, pigs.
406
00:42:21,505 --> 00:42:24,590
Get the hell out of here.
It's our neighbourhood.
407
00:42:48,740 --> 00:42:51,740
You're just a regular badass.
408
00:42:57,915 --> 00:43:02,577
-When did you notice it was missing?
-This morning, about 5:30.
409
00:43:02,795 --> 00:43:05,250
I parked the tractor right here.
410
00:43:05,464 --> 00:43:07,172
Now it's gone.
411
00:43:07,799 --> 00:43:10,800
-Is that your goat?
-Yeah, that's Nellie.
412
00:43:14,556 --> 00:43:16,632
-She's in heat, huh?
-Yeah.
413
00:43:16,850 --> 00:43:22,010
That's why I got her separated from
the other animals. They can't resist.
414
00:43:22,313 --> 00:43:23,855
Makes sense.
415
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:28,603
-Makes a lot of sense.
-Mange, shut up.
416
00:43:28,819 --> 00:43:31,571
-These tracks are still fresh?
-They are.
417
00:43:32,031 --> 00:43:34,652
Where were your farm hands
during the crime?
418
00:43:34,867 --> 00:43:38,532
I'm gonna check out
something over here.
419
00:43:55,637 --> 00:43:56,882
How's it going?
420
00:43:58,181 --> 00:44:00,339
My name's Marvin.
421
00:44:02,685 --> 00:44:04,393
You got it going on.
422
00:44:14,863 --> 00:44:18,777
Have you noticed anything
abnormal in the area?
423
00:44:25,540 --> 00:44:27,248
All right now, Marvin.
424
00:44:27,917 --> 00:44:29,412
Control, Marvin.
425
00:44:30,044 --> 00:44:31,539
Control.
426
00:44:36,801 --> 00:44:41,546
Oh, sweetie. Yes.
You make me laugh.
427
00:44:59,406 --> 00:45:01,030
So soft.
428
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:07,029
I'll find those men who--
429
00:45:13,002 --> 00:45:14,033
Oh, my.
430
00:45:14,795 --> 00:45:16,171
Watch this, Mange.
431
00:45:16,505 --> 00:45:18,581
The professor is in.
432
00:45:18,799 --> 00:45:21,634
Take out your pen and take notes.
433
00:45:22,553 --> 00:45:24,095
Hey, guys.
434
00:45:24,847 --> 00:45:26,127
Ma'am.
435
00:45:27,224 --> 00:45:31,387
I should give you a ticket
for being too darn cute.
436
00:45:31,728 --> 00:45:33,009
Tell you what.
437
00:45:33,230 --> 00:45:37,013
I'll settle for taking you out
Saturday night.
438
00:45:37,567 --> 00:45:39,524
Maybe another time.
439
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:42,608
I already have a date.
440
00:45:43,906 --> 00:45:45,733
With Marvin.
441
00:45:47,452 --> 00:45:49,076
Right, Marvin?
442
00:45:53,207 --> 00:45:54,286
Yeah.
443
00:45:54,500 --> 00:45:57,370
I forgot. I'm picking her up at...
444
00:45:58,754 --> 00:46:00,331
...8:00?
445
00:46:01,256 --> 00:46:04,043
Dinner and a...walk.
446
00:46:05,052 --> 00:46:06,510
I'll see you then.
447
00:46:09,556 --> 00:46:13,470
A walk. I know.
We'll walk to the women's store...
448
00:46:13,685 --> 00:46:16,804
...for a blouse to go with
the metre maid outfit...
449
00:46:17,021 --> 00:46:19,643
...you'll wear for your new job!
450
00:46:19,857 --> 00:46:21,352
Get in the car!
451
00:46:22,193 --> 00:46:25,194
This is the mayor's
annual charity event.
452
00:46:25,404 --> 00:46:27,693
Keep a low profile. Got it?
453
00:46:28,240 --> 00:46:30,233
-Got it.
-How are my teeth?
454
00:46:31,493 --> 00:46:33,071
-Great.
-Good.
455
00:46:46,383 --> 00:46:51,258
That's far enough, shit stains. Don't
go near the mayor or his guests.
456
00:46:51,471 --> 00:46:53,131
I'll be a good boy.
457
00:46:53,431 --> 00:46:56,004
And for God's sake,
keep your shirt on.
458
00:47:05,901 --> 00:47:10,362
I'd like to thank everyone
for the success of this fundraiser.
459
00:47:10,572 --> 00:47:13,692
The fire department
will love their new equipment.
460
00:47:13,909 --> 00:47:15,818
Outstanding, Mr. Mayor.
461
00:47:17,037 --> 00:47:19,610
-Hi, Daddy.
-Hi, sweetheart.
462
00:47:20,874 --> 00:47:22,451
Where are you off to?
463
00:47:22,667 --> 00:47:24,245
-Keep an eye on him.
-Yes, sir.
464
00:47:24,461 --> 00:47:27,378
That is one handsome
little fella you got.
465
00:47:28,256 --> 00:47:29,916
Bacon-wrapped shrimp?
466
00:47:34,470 --> 00:47:35,881
Thank you.
467
00:48:13,549 --> 00:48:15,506
I am so sorry, Mr. Mayor.
468
00:48:15,718 --> 00:48:19,051
-Are you that drug-sniffing cop?
-Yes, sir.
469
00:48:30,649 --> 00:48:32,273
It's a fur ball.
470
00:48:33,401 --> 00:48:36,936
This officer's on probation.
He obviously failed.
471
00:48:37,155 --> 00:48:39,646
He's off the force as of now.
472
00:48:41,951 --> 00:48:43,493
Do you hear that?
473
00:49:19,695 --> 00:49:20,775
You all right?
474
00:49:21,030 --> 00:49:23,022
You scared your old man.
475
00:49:49,057 --> 00:49:50,255
Chief...
476
00:49:50,558 --> 00:49:53,227
...this is one fine cop here.
477
00:49:53,436 --> 00:49:55,345
Yes, it is.
478
00:50:09,159 --> 00:50:11,864
Hey, listen up! A toast.
479
00:50:12,245 --> 00:50:15,365
The newest cop on the force, baby!
480
00:50:15,582 --> 00:50:16,910
To Mange!
481
00:50:17,125 --> 00:50:18,500
Go, Aqua Man.
482
00:50:19,127 --> 00:50:21,084
-Nice job.
-Outstanding.
483
00:50:21,296 --> 00:50:23,965
You're all right, man.
Right there.
484
00:50:24,173 --> 00:50:26,843
You really heard that kid drowning?
485
00:50:27,051 --> 00:50:28,510
-Yeah.
-All right.
486
00:50:28,719 --> 00:50:30,878
Then what am I saying now?
487
00:50:34,016 --> 00:50:36,424
You were born with one testicle.
488
00:50:37,478 --> 00:50:39,766
You keep that shit to yourself.
489
00:50:41,565 --> 00:50:44,400
I'm worried about
my date with the tree girl.
490
00:50:44,610 --> 00:50:47,563
-I don't know if it'll work.
-Is she a man?
491
00:50:48,905 --> 00:50:51,859
-You met in the men's room.
-No--
492
00:50:52,284 --> 00:50:54,656
I have to tell you guys something.
493
00:50:54,911 --> 00:50:57,283
I got into a terrible car crash.
494
00:50:57,497 --> 00:51:01,577
Some scientist put me
together with animal parts.
495
00:51:02,251 --> 00:51:04,873
Now I can't control my sexual urges.
496
00:51:05,713 --> 00:51:09,627
If you don't want to hang out
because I'm black, tell me.
497
00:51:09,884 --> 00:51:11,461
Yeah.
498
00:51:45,251 --> 00:51:47,327
I hope you like vegetarian.
499
00:51:47,962 --> 00:51:49,337
I love it.
500
00:51:49,922 --> 00:51:51,499
Look at her.
501
00:51:52,883 --> 00:51:58,173
And look at the disaster she's with.
They make it so easy for us.
502
00:52:04,811 --> 00:52:10,053
-Thanks for helping me with Sisk.
-No, it was no problem.
503
00:52:12,110 --> 00:52:15,858
-I wasn't sure if you meant it.
-Of course I did.
504
00:52:23,495 --> 00:52:28,157
So, how are the animals doing
over at the shelter?
505
00:52:29,084 --> 00:52:34,505
I feel bad about the lack of space,
so I've brought some animals home.
506
00:52:34,714 --> 00:52:37,384
-Maybe I'm crazy.
-I don't think so.
507
00:52:37,717 --> 00:52:40,006
I think you're pretty amazing.
508
00:52:41,262 --> 00:52:43,800
-No, I'm not.
-Yes, you are.
509
00:52:49,770 --> 00:52:53,898
There's something about you
I can't figure it out.
510
00:52:56,694 --> 00:52:59,101
How is your grilled eggplant?
511
00:52:59,321 --> 00:53:02,275
-Nice, huh?
-Yes, it's lovely. Thank you.
512
00:53:02,491 --> 00:53:04,697
You are the lovely one.
513
00:53:07,788 --> 00:53:09,946
-The bathroom?
-Next to the bar.
514
00:53:10,165 --> 00:53:12,537
Thank you.
Excuse me for a second.
515
00:53:43,530 --> 00:53:45,357
Do you smell that?
516
00:53:46,658 --> 00:53:49,113
It's kind of musty.
517
00:53:50,328 --> 00:53:52,404
Asparagus, next table.
518
00:53:57,418 --> 00:53:59,327
Oh, you have a little....
519
00:54:00,588 --> 00:54:02,462
I'll get it.
520
00:54:13,392 --> 00:54:16,393
That's either the nicest thing
that's happened...
521
00:54:16,895 --> 00:54:18,638
...or the grossest.
522
00:54:29,574 --> 00:54:32,279
-Will you excuse me?
-Of course.
523
00:54:53,013 --> 00:54:54,555
Sorry.
524
00:54:54,765 --> 00:54:57,434
-I ordered us some sorbet.
-Great.
525
00:55:07,402 --> 00:55:10,071
Will you excuse me again, please?
526
00:55:10,905 --> 00:55:11,936
Okay.
527
00:55:22,708 --> 00:55:24,119
There you go.
528
00:55:24,418 --> 00:55:26,291
Oh, thank you.
529
00:55:27,546 --> 00:55:30,167
That's such a beautiful
necklace you have.
530
00:55:30,382 --> 00:55:31,461
Thanks.
531
00:55:31,675 --> 00:55:33,050
Did you get that in ltaly?
532
00:55:33,301 --> 00:55:35,922
-Yes, in Florence.
-I am from Firenze.
533
00:55:36,137 --> 00:55:37,252
Piazza della Signoria?
534
00:55:39,599 --> 00:55:40,974
My family lives there.
535
00:55:41,184 --> 00:55:44,220
Stay with them.
I'll give you my number.
536
00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:48,898
Call me.
537
00:55:53,862 --> 00:55:55,938
I'm gonna have a smoke.
538
00:56:12,547 --> 00:56:16,924
-What happened to that waiter?
-He was done with his shift.
539
00:56:17,135 --> 00:56:21,179
-Thanks for the walk.
-Thanks for dinner. It was great.
540
00:56:24,058 --> 00:56:27,094
So, can I invite you in?
541
00:56:29,730 --> 00:56:34,475
It's a perfect evening,
I'd hate to ruin it by attacking you.
542
00:56:34,818 --> 00:56:36,811
Well, that's honest.
543
00:56:37,571 --> 00:56:41,319
So I guess this is good night.
544
00:56:51,834 --> 00:56:53,079
Good night.
545
00:56:57,840 --> 00:57:02,301
Tomorrow we're releasing Molly,
the turkey vulture.
546
00:57:03,179 --> 00:57:04,637
You should come by.
547
00:57:05,055 --> 00:57:06,763
I wouldn't miss it.
548
00:57:07,182 --> 00:57:08,974
Okay. Good night.
549
00:58:01,901 --> 00:58:04,902
I've never seen anything like it.
550
00:58:06,239 --> 00:58:10,283
There was blood, guts everywhere.
551
00:58:11,827 --> 00:58:14,532
There was nothing left of that cow.
552
00:58:16,749 --> 00:58:19,536
It even ate most of the hooves.
553
00:58:20,169 --> 00:58:24,996
I'm telling you, chief, there's
some kind of a beast out there.
554
00:58:25,215 --> 00:58:30,007
All the other cows are
too afraid to eat or shit.
555
00:58:30,220 --> 00:58:33,386
And they ain't got nothing else.
556
00:58:34,182 --> 00:58:36,637
I'll have an officer drive you home.
557
00:58:36,893 --> 00:58:40,890
And all I want you to do
is just take care of your cows.
558
00:58:41,105 --> 00:58:42,516
Okay.
559
00:58:43,107 --> 00:58:47,318
I'll put on a puppet show.
Maybe that'll calm them down.
560
00:58:48,737 --> 00:58:51,655
Can I see you in my office
for a minute?
561
00:58:52,908 --> 00:58:57,617
That was Bob Harris.
A couple of his cows got torn up.
562
00:58:57,829 --> 00:59:01,494
Looks to me like
one of those satanic rituals.
563
00:59:04,002 --> 00:59:07,287
Do you worship the Dark Lord?
564
00:59:08,798 --> 00:59:10,257
No, sir.
565
00:59:18,808 --> 00:59:20,053
Help yourself.
566
00:59:25,022 --> 00:59:28,557
Bob saw a man
running away from the scene.
567
00:59:29,193 --> 00:59:31,315
We made a composite...
568
00:59:32,154 --> 00:59:34,312
...from his description.
569
00:59:41,830 --> 00:59:43,454
Do you recall...
570
00:59:43,665 --> 00:59:48,125
...where you were last night
between midnight and 5 AM?
571
00:59:48,628 --> 00:59:50,501
I was sleeping, sir.
572
00:59:50,713 --> 00:59:55,291
Do you have anyone who can
corroborate that?
573
00:59:55,801 --> 00:59:56,964
No, sir.
574
00:59:57,428 --> 01:00:00,713
Can you explain why that drawing...
575
01:00:00,931 --> 01:00:03,718
...looks like you, Marvin?
576
01:00:05,978 --> 01:00:09,311
I'm gonna ask
you to go on paid leave...
577
01:00:09,564 --> 01:00:12,316
...until we figure this thing out.
578
01:00:13,485 --> 01:00:18,692
I'm also going to have to ask
you to teach me how you do that.
579
01:00:32,962 --> 01:00:34,586
Sorry, Dad.
580
01:01:04,909 --> 01:01:06,617
Is that a beaver dam?
581
01:01:20,882 --> 01:01:23,290
What's happening to you?
582
01:01:25,929 --> 01:01:27,637
Look, you have to go.
583
01:01:29,807 --> 01:01:31,551
You can trust me.
584
01:01:40,026 --> 01:01:42,232
Only an animal would do that.
585
01:01:42,445 --> 01:01:44,852
There must be another explanation.
586
01:01:51,828 --> 01:01:56,739
I know you and you wouldn't hurt
anyone or anything.
587
01:02:01,004 --> 01:02:02,546
It's getting late.
588
01:02:03,423 --> 01:02:05,878
You can't stay here much longer.
589
01:02:06,342 --> 01:02:08,549
I'm not going anywhere.
590
01:02:13,140 --> 01:02:14,932
You're not dangerous.
591
01:02:15,351 --> 01:02:18,969
I'll stay here tonight
to prove it to you.
592
01:02:28,363 --> 01:02:30,071
It's not safe.
593
01:02:30,949 --> 01:02:32,277
At night...
594
01:02:32,617 --> 01:02:34,444
...l lose control.
595
01:02:42,168 --> 01:02:44,208
What are you doing?
596
01:02:45,213 --> 01:02:46,755
I have no idea.
597
01:02:59,935 --> 01:03:01,892
Knock it off.
598
01:03:09,527 --> 01:03:11,319
If you're going to stay here...
599
01:03:12,072 --> 01:03:14,693
-...at least tie me up.
-What?
600
01:03:18,619 --> 01:03:19,651
Oh, no.
601
01:03:19,871 --> 01:03:21,744
I want you to tie me up.
602
01:03:24,208 --> 01:03:26,877
So that I won't hurt anybody.
603
01:04:02,453 --> 01:04:04,113
My handcuffs.
604
01:04:05,664 --> 01:04:08,036
You looked so uncomfortable.
605
01:04:08,459 --> 01:04:10,368
When did you take them off?
606
01:04:10,919 --> 01:04:12,544
I don't remember.
607
01:04:12,754 --> 01:04:15,292
You wore them for a while, and...
608
01:04:15,632 --> 01:04:18,088
...then I wore them for a while.
609
01:04:18,802 --> 01:04:20,925
You are an animal.
610
01:04:21,137 --> 01:04:22,466
I am?
611
01:04:22,847 --> 01:04:24,128
Awesome.
612
01:04:31,063 --> 01:04:32,262
Marvin, go.
613
01:04:32,482 --> 01:04:35,566
This is Wilson! Last night,
a hunter was attacked!
614
01:04:36,277 --> 01:04:39,147
Mange! We know about the barn!
615
01:04:39,405 --> 01:04:41,611
You got to get out!
616
01:04:42,074 --> 01:04:45,075
-Marvin, get out!
-The freak show's over.
617
01:04:47,955 --> 01:04:48,986
Freeze!
618
01:05:12,061 --> 01:05:14,978
Super-cop Marvin Mange
turned fugitive.
619
01:05:15,189 --> 01:05:17,596
He assaulted a bird hunter...
620
01:05:17,816 --> 01:05:20,438
...and attacked two cows.
621
01:05:20,652 --> 01:05:22,941
The suspect is dangerous...
622
01:05:23,155 --> 01:05:28,149
...and Chief Wilson assembled
a task force of his finest officers.
623
01:05:29,077 --> 01:05:30,488
Ladies and gentlemen...
624
01:05:32,163 --> 01:05:34,654
...our suspect is not human.
625
01:05:36,167 --> 01:05:37,661
He's at home in the bush.
626
01:05:39,796 --> 01:05:41,290
Shoot to kill.
627
01:05:43,925 --> 01:05:45,335
Any questions?
628
01:05:45,551 --> 01:05:49,050
I got a question.
When do we light our torches?
629
01:05:49,263 --> 01:05:52,180
-When it gets dark.
-Ah, I see.
630
01:05:53,892 --> 01:05:55,173
Another question.
631
01:05:55,394 --> 01:05:59,890
Suppose, hypothetically,
a guy had already lit his torch.
632
01:06:00,107 --> 01:06:04,685
I mean, it'd be cool
if he could just keep it lit, huh?
633
01:06:07,238 --> 01:06:09,148
Excellent. Excellent.
634
01:06:09,407 --> 01:06:12,741
-If there's no more questions--
-I got another one!
635
01:06:12,952 --> 01:06:17,531
If one part of the mob gets separated
from another part...
636
01:06:17,748 --> 01:06:21,200
...is there a place to get together?
A secret place?
637
01:06:21,419 --> 01:06:24,455
They could reunite,
and we'd be a big mob again.
638
01:06:25,047 --> 01:06:26,126
Stay with the mob.
639
01:06:26,340 --> 01:06:27,715
Stay with the mob.
640
01:06:28,717 --> 01:06:30,710
I got another question.
641
01:06:32,137 --> 01:06:34,758
Doesn't this guy deserve a fair trial?
642
01:06:34,973 --> 01:06:36,254
You, back of the mob.
643
01:06:36,475 --> 01:06:39,559
What? This is my spot.
I came early.
644
01:06:39,769 --> 01:06:41,561
Okay, out of the mob!
645
01:06:41,771 --> 01:06:44,227
Ah, this mob blows.
646
01:06:45,233 --> 01:06:46,941
Let's go.
647
01:06:48,653 --> 01:06:50,112
Come on, come on!
648
01:07:12,050 --> 01:07:14,541
-What are you doing here?
-Picking apples?
649
01:07:17,347 --> 01:07:19,055
With a dart gun?
650
01:07:19,808 --> 01:07:22,215
I made a terrible mistake...
651
01:07:22,435 --> 01:07:25,305
...and now I must correct it.
652
01:07:26,230 --> 01:07:29,184
There's something else out here.
Isn't there?
653
01:07:29,901 --> 01:07:33,768
It was the same experimental
procedure as yours.
654
01:07:34,864 --> 01:07:37,070
I don't understand what went wrong.
655
01:07:37,283 --> 01:07:40,153
We have to catch it
before it's too late.
656
01:07:41,036 --> 01:07:42,779
Until then...
657
01:07:44,206 --> 01:07:46,448
...we are all in danger.
658
01:07:48,460 --> 01:07:51,211
This is why black people don't camp.
659
01:07:51,463 --> 01:07:54,997
I could have something
crawl up my ass at home.
660
01:07:57,010 --> 01:07:58,255
I have to eat.
661
01:07:58,469 --> 01:08:02,004
Start carrying Power Bars,
because this is bullshit.
662
01:08:02,723 --> 01:08:04,467
Sorry, Miles.
663
01:08:09,188 --> 01:08:10,468
I have to eat.
664
01:08:17,321 --> 01:08:19,776
Oh, my God. You scared me.
665
01:08:19,990 --> 01:08:22,611
You shouldn't be out here.
666
01:08:22,993 --> 01:08:26,278
There's a crazy man-beast
in the woods.
667
01:08:33,044 --> 01:08:37,836
Go! Go! You're the only one
that can stop it now.
668
01:08:48,267 --> 01:08:50,936
On your left! On your left!
669
01:09:34,644 --> 01:09:36,222
I love berries.
670
01:09:38,523 --> 01:09:40,017
Are you done yet?
671
01:09:48,908 --> 01:09:50,735
You're mine! You like that?
672
01:09:50,952 --> 01:09:52,743
Come on, baby! Mange!
673
01:10:06,591 --> 01:10:07,920
What?! What?!
674
01:10:33,367 --> 01:10:34,398
Oh, no.
675
01:11:49,690 --> 01:11:51,931
Come on. I got you.
676
01:11:56,863 --> 01:11:58,191
Reach for it.
677
01:12:18,884 --> 01:12:20,544
Why did you save me?
678
01:12:22,012 --> 01:12:23,506
Like I told you...
679
01:12:25,098 --> 01:12:26,640
...l'm not an animal.
680
01:12:40,530 --> 01:12:42,902
I can't take that chance.
681
01:13:01,842 --> 01:13:02,956
You.
682
01:13:10,725 --> 01:13:14,639
The hunter wanted my turkey vulture.
I had to scare him.
683
01:13:16,105 --> 01:13:18,774
I guess we have the same doctor.
684
01:13:22,570 --> 01:13:25,939
I hope this doesn't
change anything between us.
685
01:13:30,035 --> 01:13:32,740
So that's why you have six nipples.
686
01:13:37,125 --> 01:13:39,450
The damn tree girl is the beast.
687
01:13:55,309 --> 01:13:58,643
Two beasts kissing. That's hot.
688
01:14:01,524 --> 01:14:02,768
There it is!
689
01:14:05,694 --> 01:14:06,939
Kill the beast!
690
01:14:09,156 --> 01:14:11,943
Take your dirty claws off her!
691
01:14:14,828 --> 01:14:17,366
It's time to die, man-beast!
692
01:14:19,833 --> 01:14:24,329
You can do it!
Cut his freaking balls off!
693
01:14:24,545 --> 01:14:25,874
I'm not a beast!
694
01:14:28,341 --> 01:14:29,669
I'm not a beast!
695
01:14:29,884 --> 01:14:32,173
Then who is the beast?
696
01:14:32,386 --> 01:14:33,845
Kill the beast!
697
01:14:36,849 --> 01:14:39,055
All right! All right!
698
01:14:39,268 --> 01:14:40,845
It's me!
699
01:14:42,020 --> 01:14:44,227
I was not expecting that.
Were you?
700
01:14:45,274 --> 01:14:46,768
I am the beast.
701
01:14:47,609 --> 01:14:50,978
I ate the cow,
and I mauled the hunter.
702
01:14:51,947 --> 01:14:54,069
So do what you got to do.
703
01:14:58,369 --> 01:14:59,698
Well...
704
01:14:59,954 --> 01:15:02,113
...we can let it go this time.
705
01:15:03,166 --> 01:15:05,454
-Yeah, it's no big deal.
-What?
706
01:15:06,419 --> 01:15:09,704
I won't be part of a mob
to kill a black guy.
707
01:15:10,089 --> 01:15:12,295
Move it out, people.
It's over.
708
01:15:13,550 --> 01:15:14,582
Come on.
709
01:15:14,843 --> 01:15:17,002
These pantyhose are killing me.
710
01:15:17,221 --> 01:15:19,178
Come on. All of you.
711
01:15:22,392 --> 01:15:25,061
Let the beast go free
because he's black.
712
01:15:25,270 --> 01:15:27,891
Can't kill the black beast.
That's racist.
713
01:15:28,315 --> 01:15:29,809
Way to go, buddy.
714
01:15:31,359 --> 01:15:33,565
What is the matter with you people?!
715
01:15:39,242 --> 01:15:42,077
Come on, guys! Time for dinner!
716
01:15:53,130 --> 01:15:55,585
I wonder who they'll take after.
717
01:15:57,342 --> 01:16:00,925
I got a feeling they'll
take after their dad.
718
01:16:01,805 --> 01:16:03,513
It could fall out.
719
01:16:04,182 --> 01:16:07,847
Thank you dearly
for this most prestigious award.
720
01:16:08,061 --> 01:16:09,852
Winning this Nobel Prize...
721
01:16:10,063 --> 01:16:12,898
... validates a lifetime of hard work.
722
01:16:13,149 --> 01:16:16,269
But I really owe it all
to one special person.
723
01:16:16,485 --> 01:16:18,229
And that person...
724
01:16:18,863 --> 01:16:21,104
... is my fiancee, Yolanda.
725
01:16:22,408 --> 01:16:24,566
It's the Badger Milk girl.
726
01:16:30,415 --> 01:16:33,286
I guess there is someone
for everybody.
727
01:16:33,877 --> 01:16:37,495
Even if you make them
out of animal parts.
728
01:16:38,048 --> 01:16:39,423
You think so?
729
01:16:48,683 --> 01:16:51,802
What? What?
I'm just looking.
730
01:16:52,305 --> 01:17:52,287
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