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- I'm goin' down to South
Park, gonna have myself a time.
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- Friendly faces
everywhere, humble folks
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without temptation.
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- Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind.
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- Ample parking day
or night, people
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spouting, "howdy neighbor."
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- Goin' on down to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind.
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- Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine.
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- Fellas!
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Hey, fellas, you're not
going to believe it.
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- Butters, what the
hell are you wearing?
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- I got a job over at
the ice cream shop.
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And guess what?
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I got my very first paycheck.
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- That's not fair.
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I want a paycheck.
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- My dad told me if I got a job,
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we could put my paychecks
in my very own bank account.
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- I want a bank account.
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- I didn't know
kids could get jobs.
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- Yeah.
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Well, I guess these days,
it's real hard for businesses
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to find people to
work so they'll
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take whatever they can get.
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- I want to take
whatever I can get.
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- It's what they call the Great
Resignation labor shortage.
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So now if you have your
parent's permission,
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there's some jobs
they'll even let kids do.
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- That is messed up.
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Why does he get to have a job?
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I want a job.
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- You wouldn't last four
hours on a job, fat ass.
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- Excuse me?
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That's easy for you to say.
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You don't need a job because
you live in a nice house.
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I have to live in a
shithole like Kenny does.
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It's not fair that some
people in our country
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are given the opportunity
for employment
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while others aren't.
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I'm going to tell my mom.
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Mom, mom!
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I need your permission
to get a job.
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- Oh, you're too young
to have a job, sweetie.
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- Butters got a job.
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- Mom, look at this
shithole we live in.
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Somebody has to get
a job because you
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just sit on your ass all day.
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- I had a job, Eric, but
you got me fired because you
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wanted me taking care of you.
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And that's why we had
to sell our house.
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- Yes, right, because
I'm the man of the house.
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You're supposed
to take care of me
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and I'm supposed
to go get a job.
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You really expect
us to live like this
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the rest of our lives?
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This is not a proper
place to raise a child!
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You have to let me
go find a job, Mom.
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- Eric, the truth is,
I don't think you'd
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last four hours at a job.
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- Oh, now you sound like Kyle.
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Do you run Hollywood with him?
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Are you a Jew too, Mom?
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- All right, Eric, fine.
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You want to go get a job and
have a little dose of reality?
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Maybe it'll be good for you.
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- Thanks, Mom.
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I love you.
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Loo, loo, loo,
I'm serving in ice cream.
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Loo, loo, loo,
you'll eat it too.
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Loo, loo, loo, I'm
serving ice cream.
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OK, and the pistachio
maple cream.
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Let me know if you need
extra napkins for your table
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and have a creamy day.
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Oh. Hey, Eric.
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- Hey, Butters.
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I'm here for my job.
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- What are you talking about?
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My mom gave me permission.
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I can start work now.
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What do I do?
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- Well, but Eric,
this is my job.
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- Yeah, I want your job, sitting
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around eating ice cream.
Sounds fun.
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- Eric, there's a lot more to it
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than that and I already
do this job so...
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- Everything all right, Butters?
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- Oh. Yes, Mr. Sullivan.
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I was just...
- Hello, sir.
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I'm a dear friend of Butters.
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He told me all about
this place and said
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I should get permission
from my mom to work here.
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- Oh.
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Well, uh, I do need
all the help I can get.
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Butters, can you vouch for him?
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Is he trustworthy and reliable?
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- Uh, oh, um, OK.
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- All right.
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Well, let's find him
a uniform and you
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can start training him.
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- Hey, man, I got a job.
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- All right, Eric.
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So there's three
types of ice cream.
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Waffle cone, sugar
cone, and cups.
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- Uh-huh, and when do
we get to have breaks?
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- Well, you get a 10 minute
break every two hours
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but only after you check
all the freezers, which
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are right over there, and need
to always be set to 0 degrees.
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- OK, and how much longer
do we have to be here?
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- Eric, please, I don't
want to lose this jo...
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Oh. Hello, sir.
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Hope you're having a creamy day.
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What can I get for you?
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- Can I have a single scoop
of coconut almond fudge?
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- OK.
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Eric, can you scoop out
some coconut almond fudge?
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- Why?
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- Because it's your job, Eric.
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- Whoa, Butters.
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Let's not make this a
toxic work environment, OK?
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- One second, sir.
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I'll get that scoop.
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- Yeah, I got a job
in an ice cream shop.
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Yeah, it's dumb as
hell but I'm going
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to start getting paychecks.
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- Butter... Butters,
what is this about?
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- Oh, sorry, sir.
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Eric?
- Yeah, I know.
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She's pretty hot but
she's got droopy boobs.
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- Eric!
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Eric, you can't just
sit there at a table.
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- Yeah, I can. It's Monday.
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- So?
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- So haven't you heard
of bare minimum Mondays?
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It's a thing that young
people have created because we
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care about our mental health.
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- I don't care if it's
bare minimum Mondays.
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Eric, you need to...
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- Oh, break time.
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I'll be back.
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- Butters!
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Butters, we got a
line out the door.
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People are getting upset.
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- I know, sir, I'm sorry.
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- Well, where is your friend?
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- He... he hasn't come
back from his break yet.
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- Butters Stotch?
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- Yes?
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- Delivery for you.
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- Hey, Butters.
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- Ah!
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Eric, where are you?
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- I wasn't feeling the best so
I decided to work from home.
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- Butters, what's going on?
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- Uh, Eric says he's
going to work from home.
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- How can he work from home?
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This is an ice cream shop!
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- Yeah, no, 'cause
see, I'm actually
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taking a mental health day.
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Yeah, young people can just
ask for a mental health day
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and employers can't deny them.
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It's my mental health day.
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- Eric, you need to
come here right now
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or we're both gonna get fired.
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- OK, I guess so.
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But don't forget that tomorrow
is take it easy Tuesdays.
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- OK, thanks for coming
and have a creamy day.
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Hi, hope you're
having a creamy day.
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Can I help you?
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- You know what's total
bullcrap, Butters?
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It's how much money
the owner of this place
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is making while we're out
here busting our asses.
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I mean, what does
that old fart even do?
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- Eric, could you please
fill this nice lady's order?
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- Oh, yes, let me get that for
you, masa, right away, nah.
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I mean, seriously, Butters.
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Why do we have to
work for the owner?
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We know how to do
all this stuff now.
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We don't even need that guy.
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There has to be a way we
could turn the tables.
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There has to be a way we
could make all the money.
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Wait a minute...
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- Butters!
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Butters!
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That's it!
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- Eric!
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- Kenny!
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Jesus Christ, dude.
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- Kenny!
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Kenny, you're not
going to believe this,
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but I just quit my job.
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You had a job?
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- Yes, I had a job.
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But I got fed up, sick of
working my fingers to the bone
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for some piece of shit owner.
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And that's when it hit me.
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Kenny, we should
open a restaurant.
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Why the
would we open a restaurant?
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- You know the hot dog
I've been living in?
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It's an old, like,
historic landmark.
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It's been sitting right in
front of us completely ready
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to go.
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All it would take is some minor
renovations and some care.
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We can make it awesome with
like, fun things for kids
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to do, and rides and games.
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A place that people
from all over Colorado
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would want to come and see.
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And we would be the owners.
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And we could have all
the hot dogs we wanted.
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Whoa.
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- Aren't you sick of
living like this, Kenny?
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All we need is an
investor and we
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can make our dreams come true.
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And I know somebody
who has a bank account
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and gets paychecks every week.
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- No. No, no, no.
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Thank you, no.
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- Butters, don't you
want to invest your money
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in something that matters?
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That's why we came
to your bank to offer
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you this awesome deal.
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- What we can do, Eric, is set
up a line of credit for an LLC
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which then pays you back
not only your investment,
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but also principal
in the company.
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- But I like my ice cream job.
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I don't want to open a hot dog.
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- No, you keep working
at the ice cream shop.
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We're going to open the hot dog.
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All you do is collect the
money as the investor.
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- Yeah, but this is...
This is my money.
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I worked hard for it.
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- Butters, it's just like,
you're lucky, you know?
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You have money.
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But look at Kenny.
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Can you imagine what it's
like for him watching
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rich white boys like you
just collecting paycheck
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after paycheck, while
he wallows in the filth
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of his tiny house?
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The fuck?
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- Butters, Kenny
deserves a chance to be
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able to work like you do.
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Please, give him that chance.
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- Ugh, I just give a bit of
my paycheck every week to
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you guys?
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- And we pay you back
as soon as we make
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our first dollar, Butters.
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You have my word on it.
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- Oh, OK.
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- Yeah!
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Yeah!
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- Guys, we're going into
the restaurant business.
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Some days won't end ever,
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and some days pass on by.
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I'll be working here forever,
at least until I die.
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Damned if you do,
damned if you don't.
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00:09:12,043 --> 00:09:13,721
I'm supposed to get
a raise next week,
256
00:09:13,745 --> 00:09:15,322
you know damn well I won't.
257
00:09:15,346 --> 00:09:17,924
Workin' for a livin', workin'.
258
00:09:17,948 --> 00:09:20,861
Workin' for a livin', workin'.
259
00:09:20,885 --> 00:09:24,164
Workin' for a livin',
livin' and a workin'.
260
00:09:24,188 --> 00:09:25,899
I'm taking what
they're giving because
261
00:09:25,923 --> 00:09:32,998
I'm workin' for a livin'.
262
00:09:34,298 --> 00:09:36,344
Hey, I'm not complaining
'cause I really need to work.
263
00:09:36,368 --> 00:09:39,679
But hittin' up my buddy's
got the feeling like a jerk.
264
00:09:39,703 --> 00:09:42,283
Hundred dollar car
note, 200 rent.
265
00:09:42,307 --> 00:09:45,552
I get a check on Friday
but it's already spent.
266
00:09:45,576 --> 00:09:48,822
Workin' for a livin', workin'.
267
00:09:48,846 --> 00:09:51,725
Workin' for a livin', workin'.
268
00:09:51,750 --> 00:09:54,629
Workin' for a livin',
livin' and a workin'.
269
00:09:54,653 --> 00:09:56,764
I'm taking what they're
giving 'cause I'm working
270
00:09:56,788 --> 00:10:03,595
for a livin'.
271
00:10:05,029 --> 00:10:07,073
- This is going to be the best
restaurant in Colorado, Kenny.
272
00:10:07,097 --> 00:10:08,738
And I know exactly
what we should name it.
273
00:10:13,379 --> 00:10:15,457
- Tom, I'm standing out
front of a Colorado icon,
274
00:10:15,481 --> 00:10:18,059
the old Coney Island Hot
Dog, where the owners
275
00:10:18,083 --> 00:10:19,861
plan to reopen soon.
276
00:10:19,885 --> 00:10:22,831
The hot dog stand is going
through major renovations
277
00:10:22,855 --> 00:10:25,167
and the new name has
just been announced,
278
00:10:25,191 --> 00:10:28,736
DikinBaus Hot Dogs is sure
to be a big hit here in town.
279
00:10:28,760 --> 00:10:30,940
He said it!
280
00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:32,565
We got him to say
dick and balls!
281
00:10:33,866 --> 00:10:35,644
- The owners say they're
planning on all kinds
282
00:10:35,668 --> 00:10:37,178
of rides and games.
283
00:10:37,202 --> 00:10:39,881
And also, with each hot dog
served here at DikinBaus Hot
284
00:10:39,905 --> 00:10:41,783
Dogs, they actually
use the ketchup
285
00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:44,210
to put a nice little
Smiley face on the plate.
286
00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:47,456
- It's just their sort
of trademark touch.
287
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,390
The renovations are
supposed to be finished soon
288
00:10:49,414 --> 00:10:52,227
and the new owners are inviting
everyone to come on down,
289
00:10:52,251 --> 00:10:56,923
enjoy, and let DikinBaus
put a smile on your buns.
290
00:10:58,490 --> 00:11:01,461
- Le... let DikinBaus put
a smile on your buns.
291
00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:05,607
- Oh. Hey, Butters.
292
00:11:05,631 --> 00:11:07,509
We have some of those
first quarter projections
293
00:11:07,533 --> 00:11:08,910
to show you.
294
00:11:08,934 --> 00:11:10,011
Do you have the first
quarter projections, Kenny?
295
00:11:10,035 --> 00:11:11,013
Uh, let me see.
296
00:11:11,037 --> 00:11:12,181
Where did we put those?
297
00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:14,015
- Are you guys just
playing around?
298
00:11:14,039 --> 00:11:15,618
- No, we are
renovating and opening
299
00:11:15,642 --> 00:11:17,919
an amazing restaurant that
will be extremely profitable.
300
00:11:17,943 --> 00:11:19,955
- Then why did you
name it DikinBaus?
301
00:11:19,979 --> 00:11:21,657
- Butters, you are the investor.
302
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,192
We are the creatives.
303
00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:24,894
- Well, stop being creative
and open the goddamn restaurant
304
00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:26,227
so I can get my money back.
305
00:11:26,251 --> 00:11:28,463
So stop dicking around
and wasting my money.
306
00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:30,599
- Butters, at DikinBaus,
dicking around
307
00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:37,629
is all we do, dicking
around the competition.
308
00:11:50,342 --> 00:11:54,088
- What on Earth?
309
00:11:54,113 --> 00:11:55,524
- OK, that's good!
310
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,625
Mermaid goes to the mermaid
grotto right over there.
311
00:11:57,649 --> 00:11:58,894
- Eric!
312
00:11:58,918 --> 00:12:00,995
Eric, I think you've
done enough renovations.
313
00:12:01,019 --> 00:12:02,298
- Mom, no offense,
but will you shut
314
00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:03,599
your mouth because
you know nothing
315
00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:04,966
about the restaurant business?
316
00:12:04,990 --> 00:12:07,168
- Excuse me, are
you guys the owners?
317
00:12:07,192 --> 00:12:09,038
- Yes, we're the owners.
318
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:10,371
- Well, we got your zip line put
319
00:12:10,395 --> 00:12:12,140
in but this asphalt
is so old it's not
320
00:12:12,164 --> 00:12:13,875
going to hold the eye bolts.
321
00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:15,009
- Well, what does that mean?
322
00:12:15,033 --> 00:12:16,412
- I think you've
got to re-asphalt
323
00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:18,846
the entire parking area
or just lose the zip line.
324
00:12:18,870 --> 00:12:20,950
- Well, obviously, we're not
going to lose the zip line.
325
00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:22,384
So let's see what we can do.
326
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:23,552
- All right.
327
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,354
Well then, over here
on your mermaid grotto,
328
00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:27,389
the mermaid is in but
she can't actually
329
00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:29,725
spit water because there's
no plumbing underneath.
330
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,125
- Jesus Christ.
331
00:12:31,149 --> 00:12:33,195
Well, I guess we got to
find a way to add plumbing.
332
00:12:33,219 --> 00:12:34,830
All right, everyone,
it's looking good
333
00:12:34,854 --> 00:12:36,130
but we have a ways to go.
334
00:12:36,154 --> 00:12:38,167
I don't know about you,
but I am exhausted.
335
00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:39,735
I think we should just all
take the rest of the day
336
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,437
off because it is wet's not
work to hard Wednesdays.
337
00:12:42,461 --> 00:12:43,471
- All right.
338
00:12:43,495 --> 00:12:44,740
Oh, OK.
339
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:51,638
- Let's not work too hard.
340
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,284
- Back from work, Butters?
341
00:12:56,308 --> 00:12:57,120
- Oh.
342
00:12:57,144 --> 00:12:58,653
Hey, Mom and Dad.
343
00:12:58,677 --> 00:13:02,091
- You must be so tired from
selling all that ice cream.
344
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,091
- Well, yeah.
345
00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:04,994
It was a pretty long night.
346
00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:06,928
- A long night, he says.
347
00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:08,297
That's great, Butters.
348
00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:12,033
Only problem is, if you're
really working at a job,
349
00:13:12,057 --> 00:13:15,738
then why is there $0
in your bank account?
350
00:13:15,761 --> 00:13:17,005
- What?
351
00:13:17,029 --> 00:13:19,475
So now what are you
really doing, young man?
352
00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:20,442
- $0?
353
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:22,076
But I've been working every day.
354
00:13:22,100 --> 00:13:23,177
- Oh, sure.
355
00:13:23,201 --> 00:13:24,746
I know exactly how it is.
356
00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:27,283
You say you have to work so
you can get out of the house,
357
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,851
get away from the family and
you go down to that glory hole
358
00:13:29,875 --> 00:13:31,019
down on Fourth and Larimer.
359
00:13:31,043 --> 00:13:32,421
- Oh, my god. Butters!
360
00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:34,389
- And while your family
thinks you're at your job,
361
00:13:34,413 --> 00:13:35,790
you're actually
strapped face down
362
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,226
on a bed at the Brighton
Motel, taking any load you
363
00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:39,394
can find on Adultfriendfinder.
364
00:13:39,418 --> 00:13:40,419
- Ahh!
365
00:13:41,687 --> 00:13:42,664
- It's the lies!
366
00:13:42,688 --> 00:13:43,633
It's the lies!
367
00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:44,966
I can't take anymore.
368
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:47,071
I'm going to go to the office
and get some work done.
369
00:13:50,129 --> 00:13:52,740
- That son of a gun.
370
00:13:52,764 --> 00:13:59,014
- Wee!
371
00:13:59,038 --> 00:14:01,807
Wee!
372
00:14:03,408 --> 00:14:04,220
- Oh, man.
373
00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:05,721
It's the stupid bank.
374
00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:06,690
Hey, Butters.
375
00:14:06,714 --> 00:14:07,956
- Gosh dang it, Eric!
376
00:14:07,980 --> 00:14:09,124
What the hell do you
think you're doing?
377
00:14:09,148 --> 00:14:10,426
You can't just take my money out
378
00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:11,427
of my gosh dang bank account...
- Butters...
379
00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:12,760
- without my permission...
380
00:14:12,784 --> 00:14:15,163
- Butter... Butters!
381
00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:16,631
Butters, would you relax?
382
00:14:16,655 --> 00:14:19,168
- Where's all the money
gone from my bank account?
383
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:21,135
- You said to get things moving.
384
00:14:21,159 --> 00:14:23,304
We needed the
funds to go faster.
385
00:14:23,328 --> 00:14:25,139
- You said you'd never
access my account
386
00:14:25,163 --> 00:14:26,341
without my permission!
387
00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:27,743
- Butters, we're about to reopen
388
00:14:27,767 --> 00:14:30,346
a historic landmark that
means something to people.
389
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,213
You think I'm just doing
all this for the fun of it?
390
00:14:32,238 --> 00:14:33,581
Hang on a second.
391
00:14:33,605 --> 00:14:36,384
Wee!
392
00:14:36,408 --> 00:14:37,753
We're creating jobs, Butters.
393
00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:38,921
And we're helping people.
394
00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:40,923
- Then open the
stupid place, Eric.
395
00:14:40,947 --> 00:14:42,057
- Fine!
396
00:14:42,081 --> 00:14:43,292
We'll start hiring
tomorrow morning
397
00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:44,993
and we'll be open
by the afternoon.
398
00:14:45,017 --> 00:14:46,327
And trust me, Butters.
399
00:14:46,351 --> 00:14:49,030
When we open and you see
how successful it is,
400
00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:56,261
you're going to apologize to me.
401
00:14:59,798 --> 00:15:00,942
What the hell is going on?
402
00:15:00,966 --> 00:15:02,043
Why is nobody showing up?
403
00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:03,879
I don't know, dude.
404
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,047
- Hey. Hey!
405
00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:06,481
Excuse me.
406
00:15:06,505 --> 00:15:09,717
You want to come work at
DikinBaus for minimum wage?
407
00:15:09,741 --> 00:15:12,287
- No.
408
00:15:12,311 --> 00:15:14,056
- That's because your
generation is lazy.
409
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,557
You got all comfy
during the pandemic.
410
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:17,250
Nobody knows how
to work anymore!
411
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:25,801
- They're saying you people
here might have a job?
412
00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:26,802
- Yes!
413
00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:29,303
Please, have a seat.
414
00:15:29,327 --> 00:15:31,506
Um, so, what kind of
experience do you have?
415
00:15:31,530 --> 00:15:33,674
- Well, I was working
down at the Budd factory
416
00:15:33,698 --> 00:15:36,879
in Fort Collins but then Joe
Biden caused a recession,
417
00:15:36,903 --> 00:15:38,647
so they took my job.
418
00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:39,681
- Whoa!
419
00:15:39,705 --> 00:15:41,417
- Then I worked
over at Waffle House
420
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,152
but they decided
they needed employees
421
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:47,022
to be more "inclusive,"
so they took my job.
422
00:15:47,046 --> 00:15:48,356
Sorry to hear that.
423
00:15:48,380 --> 00:15:50,359
- And then I got let go
from the bowling alley
424
00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:53,294
and all I want is a damn job.
425
00:15:53,318 --> 00:15:55,663
- Well, I believe that
we here at DikinBaus
426
00:15:55,687 --> 00:15:57,732
would like to hire
you immediately.
427
00:15:57,756 --> 00:15:58,701
- OK.
428
00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:00,568
Can I work from home?
429
00:16:00,592 --> 00:16:01,470
What?
430
00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:02,438
- No, you can't work from home.
431
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:03,538
It's a hot dog stand.
432
00:16:03,562 --> 00:16:05,240
- Well, I could
work here but I'll
433
00:16:05,264 --> 00:16:07,109
need mental health
days off to deal
434
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,476
with the toxic environment.
435
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:09,945
- Where do people
get this stuff?
436
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,145
All right, fine.
437
00:16:11,169 --> 00:16:12,380
Never mind, we don't
want to hire you.
438
00:16:12,404 --> 00:16:14,682
- You're going to take my job?
439
00:16:14,706 --> 00:16:16,217
They took my job!
440
00:16:16,241 --> 00:16:18,086
- They took yer job!
441
00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:20,087
- Took my job!
442
00:16:20,111 --> 00:16:21,681
- Durk-a-dur!
443
00:16:30,373 --> 00:16:33,119
Took-er-jabs!
444
00:16:33,143 --> 00:16:34,452
- Good morning, everyone.
445
00:16:34,476 --> 00:16:36,288
After an exhaustive
search for employees,
446
00:16:36,312 --> 00:16:41,183
we have determined that you
are the best of the best.
447
00:16:43,620 --> 00:16:44,996
- Yes.
448
00:16:45,020 --> 00:16:46,765
We're sure you're excited to
be part of the DikinBaus team.
449
00:16:46,789 --> 00:16:49,000
And we are certainly
glad to have you here.
450
00:16:49,024 --> 00:16:50,068
- We're happy to be here.
451
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:51,537
- Shut up, Scott.
452
00:16:51,561 --> 00:16:53,471
Now listen, it's going to
take dedication and drive
453
00:16:53,495 --> 00:16:54,472
to get this place open.
454
00:16:54,496 --> 00:16:55,908
Isn't that right, Kenny?
455
00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,342
Sorry, Kenny is working
from home today because it's
456
00:16:57,366 --> 00:16:58,411
his mental health day.
457
00:16:58,434 --> 00:16:59,611
Hey, guys.
458
00:16:59,635 --> 00:17:00,980
- Hi.
459
00:17:01,004 --> 00:17:02,347
- Now there may
not be many of us.
460
00:17:02,371 --> 00:17:03,649
But in order to open,
we're going to have to...
461
00:17:03,673 --> 00:17:05,585
- Do I get mental
health days too?
462
00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:06,553
- Oh, here we go.
463
00:17:06,576 --> 00:17:08,019
Fine, Clyde, what
days do you need
464
00:17:08,044 --> 00:17:09,121
to have mental health days?
465
00:17:09,144 --> 00:17:10,256
- Well, how should
I know until I'm
466
00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:11,356
feeling mentally unhealthy?
467
00:17:11,381 --> 00:17:12,592
- Goddammit, you guys.
468
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,093
It isn't going to
work like this, OK?
469
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:16,494
- Um, I'm also going to need
5 minute breaks every hour
470
00:17:16,519 --> 00:17:17,930
to check my insulin levels.
471
00:17:17,953 --> 00:17:19,198
You're joking.
472
00:17:19,221 --> 00:17:20,967
This is a goddamn
restaurant, you guys.
473
00:17:20,990 --> 00:17:22,634
There's no time for diabetes!
474
00:17:22,659 --> 00:17:24,636
You don't hear Mrs. Anderson
complaining about her
475
00:17:24,661 --> 00:17:26,338
time off.
476
00:17:26,363 --> 00:17:30,977
- I don't work on
no-thinky Thursdays.
477
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,211
- Oh, that's it!
478
00:17:32,234 --> 00:17:33,511
That's it, I give up.
479
00:17:33,536 --> 00:17:35,047
It's impossible to open
any kind of business
480
00:17:35,070 --> 00:17:38,150
these days when this generation
doesn't know how to work.
481
00:17:38,173 --> 00:17:39,151
- Hey, fellers.
482
00:17:39,174 --> 00:17:40,152
- Oh, great.
483
00:17:40,175 --> 00:17:41,453
Now the bank is here.
484
00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:43,388
Scrooge McButters to
collect on his money.
485
00:17:43,413 --> 00:17:45,223
- You haven't made any money.
486
00:17:45,248 --> 00:17:48,560
- Butters, the
truth is, we tried.
487
00:17:48,585 --> 00:17:50,229
The fact of the matter
is, the US government
488
00:17:50,252 --> 00:17:52,097
failed this generation
by shutting down
489
00:17:52,122 --> 00:17:53,332
businesses in the pandemic.
490
00:17:53,355 --> 00:17:54,599
And now they don't
know how to go back.
491
00:17:54,624 --> 00:17:56,935
I'm sorry, but we
lost all your money.
492
00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:59,638
But there is a good side to
this because as you can see,
493
00:17:59,663 --> 00:18:01,140
I now have a house
that has slides,
494
00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:02,441
and games, and a mermaid grotto.
495
00:18:02,464 --> 00:18:05,344
And you can come and
hang out all you want.
496
00:18:05,367 --> 00:18:09,972
- Gosh dang it!
497
00:18:15,045 --> 00:18:16,355
Attention, everyone.
498
00:18:16,378 --> 00:18:18,347
DikinBaus is now
open for business.
499
00:18:32,929 --> 00:18:33,939
Welcome to DikinBaus.
500
00:18:33,962 --> 00:18:37,901
How can I help you?
501
00:18:42,005 --> 00:18:42,981
There you are, ma'am.
502
00:18:43,006 --> 00:18:44,349
Thank you.
503
00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:46,685
- Oh, look at the little
smile on the plate, honey.
504
00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:51,213
- Oh, you like that, don't you?
505
00:18:58,922 --> 00:19:00,031
- You guys, it's working.
506
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:01,032
We're doing it!
507
00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:02,057
All right!
508
00:19:06,628 --> 00:19:07,605
- Mm.
509
00:19:07,630 --> 00:19:09,208
Hey, that's a
pretty good hot dog.
510
00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:12,000
- I just love to have all the
fun stuff for kids to do here.
511
00:19:20,844 --> 00:19:22,488
- Hey, great job, kid.
512
00:19:22,511 --> 00:19:24,056
- You really did it, Eric.
513
00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:25,691
- Congratulations, Eric.
514
00:19:25,714 --> 00:19:27,058
You're a hero.
515
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:28,059
- Oh, my god.
516
00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:29,028
Oh, my god.
517
00:19:29,053 --> 00:19:34,266
This is a dream come true.
518
00:19:34,289 --> 00:19:36,134
- Well, congratulations,
young man.
519
00:19:36,159 --> 00:19:38,069
DikinBaus Hot Dogs
is a big success
520
00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:40,705
and here's your first
return on your investment.
521
00:19:40,730 --> 00:19:42,807
I'm sure there's
many more to come.
522
00:19:42,832 --> 00:19:44,410
- Oh, I made my money back, huh?
523
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:45,810
- Now what I'm
thinking, Butters,
524
00:19:45,835 --> 00:19:47,747
is that we should grow
your business by applying
525
00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:50,516
for a corporate loan, which
could pay you dividends
526
00:19:50,539 --> 00:19:52,684
as you expand the
company into new areas.
527
00:19:52,709 --> 00:19:54,286
- Yeah, I wasn't thinking that.
528
00:19:54,309 --> 00:19:56,622
See, all I ever wanted
was just to do my job,
529
00:19:56,645 --> 00:19:59,959
learn how to work, and help
Mr. Sullivan sell ice cream.
530
00:19:59,982 --> 00:20:02,260
So I'm thinking I'm actually
going to conduct a market
531
00:20:02,285 --> 00:20:03,662
analysis to look
for potential buyers
532
00:20:03,685 --> 00:20:06,432
and roll over the company
as an exit strategy.
533
00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:08,200
- Well, you could
do that but I think
534
00:20:08,223 --> 00:20:09,801
you'd have trouble
getting investors
535
00:20:09,826 --> 00:20:13,038
who will commit major capital
for just partial ownership.
536
00:20:13,061 --> 00:20:14,440
- Yeah.
537
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:16,342
So that's why I want to
approach overseas investors
538
00:20:16,365 --> 00:20:18,210
who will buy the IP, the
restaurant operations,
539
00:20:18,233 --> 00:20:19,511
and the real estate outright.
540
00:20:19,536 --> 00:20:21,046
- But you couldn't do
that because there's
541
00:20:21,069 --> 00:20:23,615
already tenants in the building
who have to be relocated.
542
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,049
- Yeah, I thought of that too.
543
00:20:25,074 --> 00:20:28,420
Come on in.
544
00:20:28,443 --> 00:20:29,989
- Hello.
545
00:20:30,012 --> 00:20:33,459
- Wait, so you two have already
discussed some kind of deal?
546
00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:34,692
- Oh, yes.
547
00:20:34,717 --> 00:20:36,662
Butters and I have
been talking and we
548
00:20:36,685 --> 00:20:38,596
think that my
little Eric deserves
549
00:20:38,621 --> 00:20:44,737
to get exactly what he's
been wanting for a long time.
550
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:45,572
No!
551
00:20:45,596 --> 00:20:46,573
No, what are you doing?
552
00:20:46,596 --> 00:20:47,574
DikinBaus is mine!
553
00:20:47,597 --> 00:20:53,412
You can't sell DikinBaus!
554
00:20:53,435 --> 00:20:54,712
No! Take me back.
555
00:20:54,737 --> 00:20:55,713
No!
556
00:20:55,738 --> 00:20:56,848
Please!
557
00:20:56,873 --> 00:20:58,450
- This picture go over
here, Ms. Cartman?
558
00:20:58,473 --> 00:20:59,419
- Oh, yes.
559
00:20:59,442 --> 00:21:00,420
That's perfect.
560
00:21:00,443 --> 00:21:02,288
Thank you.
561
00:21:02,311 --> 00:21:04,088
- Wha... what is this?
562
00:21:04,113 --> 00:21:07,092
- The new owners paid for us
to have our old house back.
563
00:21:07,115 --> 00:21:10,362
- I don't want my old
house, I want DikinBaus!
564
00:21:10,385 --> 00:21:11,462
- Come on.
565
00:21:11,487 --> 00:21:12,631
- No!
566
00:21:12,654 --> 00:21:14,599
No!
567
00:21:14,624 --> 00:21:15,934
- There you go, Eric.
568
00:21:15,959 --> 00:21:18,604
It's your old room just
like you always wanted.
569
00:21:18,627 --> 00:21:20,940
- But I hate this stupid house!
570
00:21:20,963 --> 00:21:22,307
I don't want to be here.
571
00:21:22,332 --> 00:21:25,611
I want to be in DikinBaus!
572
00:21:25,634 --> 00:21:27,078
DikinBaus is awesome.
573
00:21:27,103 --> 00:21:28,346
This place sucks.
574
00:21:28,371 --> 00:21:29,347
Please!
575
00:21:29,372 --> 00:21:32,384
I want...
576
00:21:32,407 --> 00:21:34,987
DikinBaus!
577
00:21:35,010 --> 00:21:37,288
I want my DikinBaus!
578
00:21:37,313 --> 00:21:40,650
DikinBaus!
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