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Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
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I don't wanna get all sappy you
guys.
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Oh, come on.
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I love it when you get all
sappy.
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Stop, okay.
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I just wanna say, I love you
guys and you're my family.
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So, I don't know.
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Happy graduation.
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Here is to the beginning
of real life, you guys,
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and no matter what happens,
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I know we're gonna be friends
forever.
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We will.
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It's a nice idea, but come on.
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No, I'm with Kelly.
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In fact, she's the reason that
we met in the first place.
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Oh my God.
That's right.
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Because you made us sign up
for that kickball league.
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Oh, gosh.
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I really wanted to play.
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You didn't have a team.
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So you found as many lost
freshmen
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wandering around the quad as you
could.
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And our team lasted.
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Oh, one game.
One game.
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Just one.
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But that was a great game.
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Yes it was.
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Is this chardonnay?
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No.
It's rose.
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Oh.
Fancy.
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I didn't know there was
anything but red or white.
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Oh, I love you, Kel.
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Someday I'm gonna be
sipping rose in Paris.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Italy, then Paris.
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Fine.
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As long as you take me with you.
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You know you're my ride or die.
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You guys, you have to promise
you'll come visit with me.
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Oh, I love you so much,
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but I'm not driving to Orange
County.
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It's like 12 freeways away.
I know.
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Seriously though.
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We need to have a plan to
see each other, people drift.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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Sometimes for good reason.
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What?
Hey.
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Not us.
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We're not gonna drift.
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Oh my
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Okay, you know what?
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I officially declare today, May
27th, as
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Rose All Day
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Hey.
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For the rest of lives.
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For the rest of our lives.
Yes.
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That's a little ambitious even
for you.
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No, it's catchy, Rose All Day.
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It's our own little thing you
guys.
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Oh yeah, we have a thing.
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I'm gonna be a little more
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Cranberry All Day.
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I have a UTI, too much
graduation sex.
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Oh.
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Ayay.
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So, here is to the
first annual Rose All Day.
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In May
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So we won't drift away
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In Orange County
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Or have to drive on 12 freeways
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Even if I have to drink
cranberry
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And that's all there is to say.
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Rose all day
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In May
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So we won't drift away
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In Orange County
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Or have to drive on 12 freeways
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Even if I have to drink
cranberry
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And that's all there is to say.
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If you'll excuse me, ladies.
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I think I see a potential
UTI in my future.
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Or have to drive on 12 freeways
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Even if I have to drink
cranberry
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And that's all there is to say.
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Freeze.
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Hands where I can see them.
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You're all under arrest.
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Oh no.
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For being too fucking hot.
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Here we go.
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Oh, look how pretty it looks.
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Oh my gosh.
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Where's or girl?
Where is she, where is she?
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There she is.
Olivia.
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Hi.
Hi.
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Wow.
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I always forget how big
your parents' guest house is
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compared to my studio apartment,
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which I'm super grateful for.
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Oh yeah.
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Well, it's great.
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It's temporary.
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My parents are actually
moving to Phoenix in a month
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and then I get to rent
the big house from them.
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Oh.
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Oh, they're making you pay rent.
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I am so impressed.
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Good for them.
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How much?
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Oh, $100 a month.
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Wow, you'd think they'd cut
you a break
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for being their kid.
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Well, I am still paying
off my student loans, so
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Me too.
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Yeah.
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So did you guys carpool or what?
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Kind of.
Well, I'm a Lyft driver now.
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So I picked up Chloe in Culver,
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walked two dogs in mid Wilshire,
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did a Grubhub delivery in West
Hollywood,
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picked up Nat in NoHo
and came straight here.
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My God.
What time did you leave?
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She picked me up at 6:30 this
morning.
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But I only charged you
for the first five miles.
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I know, it's such a deal.
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What's in the box, Kel?
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Oh, okay.
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You are looking at the
newest beauty consultant
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for Pure Truth Beauty.
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I've never heard of it.
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Apparently they're really big
in Norway.
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Yeah, get ready to hear
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how many chemicals are
poisoning your face right now.
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Well, I'm actually not
really wearing any makeup, so
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Oh, right.
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I always forget how perfect you
are.
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Kidding, love you.
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Oh, Clo,
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I thought maybe we would
save that for the toast.
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Yep, or not.
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That's fine.
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Liv, don't quote me on this.
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Yeah, I won't.
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There's something like
20 to 45 toxic substances
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in most moisturizers,
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which is a leading cause of face
cancer.
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Hold on.
There's face cancer?
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From toxic moisturizers.
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Yes, well, I'm so excited to
try it.
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Perfect.
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Okay, so this is a masque
called Dirty Diana.
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Well, all the products are named
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after Michael Jackson songs.
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Is that really legal, though?
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Sure.
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I mean, I guess.
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I don't know.
Here
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Oh, okay.
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You know what?
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Let's save that for when
everyone else is here.
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Right?
It's a great idea.
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But I'm so excited.
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So excited.
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It doesn't have animal
poop in it, does it?
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Gross.
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No.
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Throw me a jar.
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Okay, they don't list
any of the ingredients
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on the packaging.
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Now I know that's illegal.
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Well, Norway has different laws.
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Plus, they are a more trusting
people.
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We could learn a thing or
two from the Norwegians.
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Name one other thing you
know about the Norwegians.
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They're next to Finland.
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Are they?
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Aren't they?
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How about everyone there
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is automatically registered to
vote.
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They have pledged to become
climate neutral by 2030
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and their healthcare system is
based
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on the principle of universal
access.
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See?
Told you.
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More trusting people.
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Hello.
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Who's ready to party?
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Rose All Day, ladies.
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Can I get a woopwoop?
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Okay, well.
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I thought more of us were here,
so
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Just us.
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Well, I am ready
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to party.
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Thank you.
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I just wasn't sure if
you wanted us to respond
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and then I feel like we just
made it awkward for you,
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so yeah.
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That's okay.
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Hey babe, your boobs are wet.
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Oh yeah, look at that.
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Time to pump and dump.
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Does pumping make you
have to go to the bathroom?
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What?
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Pump and dump?
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Oh, oh, oh no, gross.
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No, I just, I started drinking
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as soon as I pulled into Liv's
driveway,
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and the booze goes straight into
my milk.
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Sorry,
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are we
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Toasting?
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Yeah, apparently when everyone
gets here.
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So you can make mixed drinks
out of those things, huh?
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Oh yeah.
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You don't even wanna
know all the crazy shit
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that happens to your body
after you've given birth.
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No one tells you you're
gonna piss your pants
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for the rest of your life.
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So what's up Clo?
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You president yet?
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Yeah, I love when you joke
about that
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like it's something
that could never happen.
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Oh, that's not what I meant.
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You know you always have my
vote.
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Great.
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Primaries are in two weeks.
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The what?
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The primaries.
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Oh my God.
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The primary elections.
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Yes.
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The top two candidates advance
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to the general election.
General election, yep.
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In November.
In November.
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Okay, great.
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Well, great.
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Just hit me up then.
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That gives me plenty of
time to get registered.
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You are not registered?
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No, no, no.
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I was kidding.
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I'm kidding.
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I am registered.
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Mmhmm.
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I am, yes.
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'Cause I care about the issues.
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Ah.
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You know,
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change.
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Sure.
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And all also healthcare.
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And also Prop C.
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Oh, stop.
Okay, sorry
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Stop talking.
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Woo.
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I hope that's the penis.
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Oh my God, what?
What?
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What are you talking about?
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Did she just said, "Penis"?
What did you do?
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Oh my God,
you're gonna hurt yourself.
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Please don't hurt yourself.
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Look at her go.
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What kind of penis?
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Where do you want your dick?
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Next to the bush.
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In a condom, preferably.
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In jail for tax fraud.
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You could just put it
right here by the pool.
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But not too close.
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We need room to suck from the
tip.
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Surprise, my treat.
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Oh my...
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There is a large ice penis in my
backyard.
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How did you pay for that thing?
274
00:10:41,466 --> 00:10:43,009
Well, one of the women
I rent errands for,
275
00:10:43,033 --> 00:10:44,426
she owns the company.
276
00:10:44,469 --> 00:10:46,428
That's so lucky for us.
277
00:10:46,471 --> 00:10:48,125
Is it too much?
278
00:10:48,169 --> 00:10:49,736
No babe, it's fine.
279
00:10:49,779 --> 00:10:51,651
We'll all just pretend
280
00:10:51,694 --> 00:10:53,803
we're on a spring break reality
show trying to win a date
281
00:10:53,827 --> 00:10:55,306
with a guy named Blaze.
282
00:10:55,350 --> 00:10:56,873
Hey, I auditioned for that,
283
00:10:56,917 --> 00:10:58,701
but they had only one spot for
an Asian
284
00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:02,226
and Yuki Kimura was
way more Asian than me.
285
00:11:02,270 --> 00:11:03,575
I love Yuki.
286
00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:06,056
It's a shame they sent her home
287
00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:07,971
'cause she wouldn't hook up with
someone.
288
00:11:08,015 --> 00:11:09,669
She was at a total disadvantage
289
00:11:09,712 --> 00:11:11,801
because she wasn't fluent in
English.
290
00:11:11,845 --> 00:11:13,063
Okay, thank you.
291
00:11:13,107 --> 00:11:14,171
Thanks.
Thank you for your input.
292
00:11:14,195 --> 00:11:15,892
Bullshit if you ask me.
293
00:11:17,024 --> 00:11:17,981
Sure.
294
00:11:18,025 --> 00:11:19,026
Should have cast me.
295
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:25,510
Oh, there she goes.
There it is.
296
00:11:25,554 --> 00:11:27,295
Well, I start on Monday.
297
00:11:27,338 --> 00:11:28,513
That's exciting.
298
00:11:28,557 --> 00:11:29,645
Kind of.
299
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:32,430
It's just another office
assistant job.
300
00:11:32,474 --> 00:11:34,302
Oh, I miss my job.
301
00:11:35,216 --> 00:11:37,740
Oh, you have the most
important job ever now.
302
00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:40,656
Okay, I wouldn't say
the most important job.
303
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,440
Well, of course you wouldn't.
304
00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:44,747
What, you think changing
diapers is more important
305
00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:48,882
than immigration reform or equal
rights?
306
00:11:48,925 --> 00:11:50,405
You think that's all I do?
307
00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:52,929
No.
308
00:11:52,973 --> 00:11:55,671
But, to Kelly's point,
309
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,195
what you do now is a lot
more impactful on our world
310
00:11:58,239 --> 00:12:00,023
than what you used to do, right?
311
00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:01,329
Wow.
312
00:12:01,372 --> 00:12:03,287
You know, being the
top Bloomingdale's buyer
313
00:12:03,331 --> 00:12:05,376
was impactful, Chloe.
314
00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:07,552
I decided the fashion
trends for upper class women
315
00:12:07,596 --> 00:12:10,730
in every major metropolitan
area, okay?
316
00:12:10,773 --> 00:12:15,256
So, we can't all be Alexandra
Casio Ortez.
317
00:12:15,299 --> 00:12:16,083
Am I right?
318
00:12:16,126 --> 00:12:18,346
OcasioCortez.
319
00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:19,260
What?
320
00:12:19,303 --> 00:12:20,565
Forget it.
321
00:12:20,609 --> 00:12:22,195
You know, I do miss
your discount, though.
322
00:12:22,219 --> 00:12:23,873
Oh God, tell me about it.
323
00:12:23,917 --> 00:12:25,962
This is TJ Maxx bullshit.
324
00:12:26,006 --> 00:12:28,965
Which is actually fine because
it smells like baby puke.
325
00:12:29,923 --> 00:12:31,272
No, Kelly.
Kelly.
326
00:12:31,315 --> 00:12:32,708
Don't smell it.
327
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,754
Liv, you were the smart
one for never wanting kids.
328
00:12:36,407 --> 00:12:37,713
I never said that.
329
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:38,627
Yes you did.
330
00:12:38,670 --> 00:12:40,150
All the time in college.
331
00:12:40,194 --> 00:12:41,998
Okay. Well, that was a
really long time ago, so
332
00:12:42,022 --> 00:12:43,501
Well even just last year
333
00:12:43,545 --> 00:12:45,175
when I asked you to be Zoe's
godmother, you were like,
334
00:12:45,199 --> 00:12:47,375
"This is the closest I'll
ever get to being a mom.
335
00:12:47,418 --> 00:12:48,332
Thank God."
336
00:12:48,376 --> 00:12:49,638
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
337
00:12:49,681 --> 00:12:51,050
Remember when I did your
online dating profile,
338
00:12:51,074 --> 00:12:53,729
and you had me filter out
every guy that had kids,
339
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,470
who wanted kids or liked kids.
340
00:12:55,513 --> 00:12:57,080
That's right.
341
00:12:57,124 --> 00:12:57,907
Oh, or when you helped raise
money for male birth control
342
00:12:57,951 --> 00:12:59,387
Right, okay, yes.
Fine.
343
00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:01,171
I might have mentioned it one
time.
344
00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:03,260
People change.
345
00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:04,087
Sure.
Okay.
346
00:13:04,131 --> 00:13:05,697
Totally.
347
00:13:05,741 --> 00:13:08,091
Remember when I went
through that commune phase?
348
00:13:08,135 --> 00:13:09,092
That was crazy.
349
00:13:09,136 --> 00:13:11,355
That was a cult.
350
00:13:11,399 --> 00:13:14,315
But it was almost on
an episode of Dateline.
351
00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:15,707
So close.
352
00:13:15,751 --> 00:13:16,902
I know, that
would've been big for you.
353
00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:17,753
Something to be proud of.
354
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:18,797
I don't think so.
No.
355
00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:19,668
Oh, sorry.
356
00:13:19,711 --> 00:13:21,844
Hold on, I gotta take this.
357
00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:23,541
Hi.
What's wrong.
358
00:13:23,585 --> 00:13:25,326
She pooped in the bathtub.
359
00:13:25,369 --> 00:13:27,328
Okay.
So clean it up.
360
00:13:27,371 --> 00:13:28,372
How?
361
00:13:28,416 --> 00:13:30,548
Zoe, Zoe, hi Zoe.
Zoe, Zoe.
362
00:13:30,592 --> 00:13:31,593
Hi, little baby.
363
00:13:31,636 --> 00:13:32,550
You cannot see this.
364
00:13:32,594 --> 00:13:33,595
Hi, baby.
365
00:13:33,638 --> 00:13:35,249
Did you poop in the bathtub?
366
00:13:35,292 --> 00:13:37,251
You did the poops.
367
00:13:37,294 --> 00:13:38,643
What do I do with the poop?
368
00:13:38,687 --> 00:13:40,210
Oh, what do you mean?
369
00:13:40,254 --> 00:13:41,777
How do I get
it out of the bathtub?
370
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:44,171
And then, do I put it in the
toilet or the trash or what?
371
00:13:44,214 --> 00:13:46,086
Just use a cup or something.
372
00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:48,871
Not one that we drink out of.
373
00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:50,177
I'm sorry.
374
00:13:50,220 --> 00:13:52,353
I got it. Let me just
go on real quick, sorry.
375
00:13:52,396 --> 00:13:54,703
Michael, how many times
did she poop in the bathtub
376
00:13:54,746 --> 00:13:55,922
before you noticed?
377
00:13:57,575 --> 00:13:59,839
Hi.
Hi, good to see you.
378
00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:03,451
Hashtag Mom Life.
379
00:14:03,494 --> 00:14:05,670
Hashtag No Thank You, right?
Hey.
380
00:14:06,584 --> 00:14:07,890
Hey Paige.
381
00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:09,196
Ladies, I'm sorry I'm late.
382
00:14:09,239 --> 00:14:10,632
I'm still on London time.
383
00:14:12,025 --> 00:14:13,635
Wow.
384
00:14:13,678 --> 00:14:16,072
This reminds me of my
last layover in Reykjavik.
385
00:14:16,116 --> 00:14:17,465
Cause everything is frozen?
386
00:14:17,508 --> 00:14:18,770
Yes.
387
00:14:18,814 --> 00:14:20,534
And Icelandic men have
huge, slippery cocks.
388
00:14:21,034 --> 00:14:22,034
They do?
389
00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:23,905
Kelly.
390
00:14:27,475 --> 00:14:28,475
Where is Gwen?
391
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:30,782
Oh, come on.
392
00:14:30,826 --> 00:14:31,934
Don't tell me she's not coming
393
00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:33,916
'cause she's still about the Tom
thing.
394
00:14:34,786 --> 00:14:38,616
We barely slept together
months before they even met.
395
00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:39,443
Yeah.
396
00:14:39,487 --> 00:14:40,531
For someone who schedules
397
00:14:40,575 --> 00:14:41,813
forgiveness time into their
journal,
398
00:14:41,837 --> 00:14:44,318
that girl can hold a fucking
grudge.
399
00:14:44,361 --> 00:14:46,755
I'm sure she's let that go by
now.
400
00:14:46,798 --> 00:14:47,930
Really?
401
00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:49,212
Because the last time we were
together
402
00:14:49,236 --> 00:14:50,387
she made a point of encouraging
me
403
00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:51,803
not to breathe and stretch.
404
00:14:51,847 --> 00:14:52,761
Yikes.
405
00:14:52,804 --> 00:14:53,762
That is bad.
406
00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:54,805
Yeah.
407
00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:06,427
Hey Kel, where'd you get the
clippers?
408
00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:08,951
Well, I always carry a pair in
my purse.
409
00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:09,995
That's great.
410
00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:12,868
I'm sorry.
411
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,826
Could you literally do that, I
don't know,
412
00:15:14,870 --> 00:15:15,958
anywhere else please?
413
00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:17,196
Sorry, is it grossing you out?
414
00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:18,526
No, no, no, no.
415
00:15:18,569 --> 00:15:21,050
It's not, it's just the sound.
416
00:15:21,094 --> 00:15:21,921
Oh, right.
417
00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:22,964
Your...
418
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:24,749
What's it called?
419
00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:25,663
Misophonia.
420
00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:27,883
Misophonia, right.
Yeah.
421
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,992
I remember one time I was
in your apartment chewing gum,
422
00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:32,279
you almost threw me out the
window.
423
00:15:32,322 --> 00:15:33,410
Yeah.
424
00:15:33,454 --> 00:15:35,978
Well, I'll just bite the last
one off.
425
00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:36,805
Oh God, no.
426
00:15:36,848 --> 00:15:38,589
Please, don't do that.
427
00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:39,634
I know, I know.
428
00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:41,114
I'm sorry.
It's weird, it's weird.
429
00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:43,594
But it is a legitimate
condition, I swear to God.
430
00:15:43,638 --> 00:15:46,249
There are just some sounds
that fill me with a rage
431
00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:48,208
that I cannot explain.
432
00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:50,036
Well, I understand.
433
00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:55,215
Well I don't, but no more
clippers or gum or skateboards
434
00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:59,132
or silverware clinking or...
435
00:15:59,175 --> 00:16:00,002
What's the other one?
436
00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:01,090
Sniffing.
Sniffing.
437
00:16:01,134 --> 00:16:02,135
And eating sounds.
438
00:16:02,178 --> 00:16:04,311
And leaf blowers and car horns.
439
00:16:04,354 --> 00:16:05,573
Wrappers of any kind,
440
00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:07,116
people that drag their
feet when they walk.
441
00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:08,140
Yeah.
442
00:16:08,924 --> 00:16:09,707
I'm sorry.
443
00:16:09,751 --> 00:16:12,406
I know I'm so me.
444
00:16:12,449 --> 00:16:13,233
It's fine.
445
00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:14,276
We're used to it.
446
00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:18,151
Oh, so nice to be in
one place for a while.
447
00:16:18,194 --> 00:16:19,369
I mean, don't get me wrong.
448
00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:22,982
I love being a stewy, but I
don't know.
449
00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:24,418
Sometimes I envy people like
you.
450
00:16:24,461 --> 00:16:26,898
Aww, you're so sweet.
451
00:16:26,942 --> 00:16:28,465
Like you Kel, perfect example.
452
00:16:28,509 --> 00:16:30,119
You just wake up every morning
453
00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:32,861
and run errands for other
people with important jobs.
454
00:16:32,904 --> 00:16:34,341
No stress.
455
00:16:34,384 --> 00:16:36,908
No traveling off to exotic
countries every other day,
456
00:16:36,952 --> 00:16:39,868
or being hit on constantly
by first class passengers,
457
00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:42,653
or having to squeeze in an
ab workout during a layover.
458
00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:46,353
You guys can totally
just let your bodies go
459
00:16:46,396 --> 00:16:48,050
and it doesn't affect your jobs
at all.
460
00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:50,096
So I've totally let myself go.
461
00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:52,315
Your abs do look great.
462
00:16:52,359 --> 00:16:53,838
Part of the job, darling.
463
00:16:53,882 --> 00:16:55,642
Having great abs is part
of being a flight attendant?
464
00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:57,451
You want the good shifts?
Yeah.
465
00:16:57,494 --> 00:17:00,019
I mean they don't outright say
it but,
466
00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:01,237
no it's complicated.
467
00:17:01,281 --> 00:17:02,847
Sounds pretty simple to me.
468
00:17:02,891 --> 00:17:04,545
I have to stay in bikini shape.
469
00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:07,374
It's kind of my thing.
470
00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:10,333
I take a bikini selfie in
every new city I go to.
471
00:17:10,377 --> 00:17:11,160
She does.
472
00:17:11,204 --> 00:17:12,553
Seriously?
Mmhmm.
473
00:17:12,596 --> 00:17:14,531
I have stood in front
of the Oscarsborg Fortress
474
00:17:14,555 --> 00:17:16,165
in dead winter wearing nothing
475
00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:18,863
but a pink gstring and earmuffs.
476
00:17:18,907 --> 00:17:20,648
I remember that one.
477
00:17:20,691 --> 00:17:22,432
So cute.
478
00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:23,825
That's my favorite.
479
00:17:23,868 --> 00:17:26,088
And that's related to your
job, how?
480
00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:28,221
I have over 20,000 Insta
followers.
481
00:17:28,264 --> 00:17:29,309
Oh Jesus.
482
00:17:29,352 --> 00:17:30,832
Okay.
Well, whatever.
483
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:32,723
I'm trying to get my own
political travel show on YouTube.
484
00:17:32,747 --> 00:17:34,966
Oh, oh great.
485
00:17:35,010 --> 00:17:36,359
Great.
Just what we need.
486
00:17:36,403 --> 00:17:38,622
Another person who thinks
they understand politics
487
00:17:38,666 --> 00:17:40,450
feeling like they need
to share their opinion
488
00:17:40,494 --> 00:17:41,799
with the masses.
489
00:17:41,843 --> 00:17:43,410
Are we talking about me or you?
490
00:17:43,453 --> 00:17:46,108
Yeah, let's go back to
political travel shows.
491
00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:47,501
Yes.
492
00:17:47,544 --> 00:17:49,720
So, I'm gonna travel the
world and interview people
493
00:17:49,764 --> 00:17:51,157
about what it's like
494
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,960
to be a young, black
conservative republican like me,
495
00:17:52,984 --> 00:17:54,136
prove that climate change is a
hoax,
496
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,030
that kind of thing.
497
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,119
Right, while wearing a bikini.
498
00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:57,989
Yeah.
499
00:17:58,033 --> 00:17:59,513
Yeah, I'm sorry.
500
00:17:59,556 --> 00:18:01,447
I'm having trouble 'cause
there's just so many things
501
00:18:01,471 --> 00:18:02,559
to be offended by.
502
00:18:02,603 --> 00:18:04,474
I just don't know which one to
pick.
503
00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:05,823
Well, I'd watch that.
504
00:18:05,867 --> 00:18:08,174
It's good to be educated
about the other side.
505
00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:09,088
Yes.
506
00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:11,307
And speaking of the other side,
507
00:18:11,351 --> 00:18:13,440
since when are you a
conservative republican?
508
00:18:13,483 --> 00:18:15,224
Mainly since the last election,
509
00:18:16,443 --> 00:18:17,966
which was stolen from us.
510
00:18:19,402 --> 00:18:21,883
You know, I'm not
taking the bait, Paige.
511
00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:25,234
But if I did, I would fucking
destroy you.
512
00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:28,281
Hey.
What I miss?
513
00:18:29,282 --> 00:18:31,260
Oh my God. Have you been
on the phone this whole time?
514
00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:33,242
Fucking yes.
515
00:18:33,286 --> 00:18:36,158
Michael dropped the baby
into the poopy bath water,
516
00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:37,942
it splashed up into his eyes,
517
00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:39,248
she swallowed some,
518
00:18:39,292 --> 00:18:41,337
and he wanted to go to
the ER for both of them.
519
00:18:41,381 --> 00:18:43,687
Oh my God, are they okay?
Oh no, is she okay?
520
00:18:43,731 --> 00:18:45,254
She's fine.
521
00:18:45,298 --> 00:18:47,735
I mean, you know how many
times I've swallowed baby poop
522
00:18:47,778 --> 00:18:48,953
in the last 18 months?
523
00:18:48,997 --> 00:18:50,303
No, please don't tell me.
524
00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:52,348
At least once a month.
525
00:18:52,392 --> 00:18:53,654
Oh.
526
00:18:53,697 --> 00:18:57,397
I mean, the point is,
it's baby poop, Michael.
527
00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:58,789
I mean, so what?
528
00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:00,835
So you'll put your tongue
in my ass during sex,
529
00:19:00,878 --> 00:19:04,012
but a little baby poop made
mostly out of smashed pears
530
00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:06,362
gets on your face and
you're ready to call 911?
531
00:19:08,495 --> 00:19:09,670
Right?
532
00:19:09,713 --> 00:19:11,193
That's a lot of information.
533
00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:12,368
Sure.
534
00:19:12,412 --> 00:19:14,327
Does anybody have any lotion?
535
00:19:15,719 --> 00:19:17,765
Oh, yes I do.
536
00:19:17,808 --> 00:19:18,916
Actually, in your gift bags.
537
00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:20,811
Gift bags?
Yeah.
538
00:19:20,855 --> 00:19:21,899
Gift bags.
539
00:19:21,943 --> 00:19:26,077
Let's do gift bags.
540
00:19:26,121 --> 00:19:27,383
God, Gwen's still missing.
541
00:19:27,427 --> 00:19:29,820
I wanted to do it when everybody
was here.
542
00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:33,215
I put a little something extra
in there
543
00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:35,086
for you guys, so
544
00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:37,350
She's probably stuck
in downward dog position
545
00:19:37,393 --> 00:19:38,916
somewhere in Laguna Beach.
546
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,657
Right.
Right, right, right.
547
00:19:41,789 --> 00:19:43,182
Okay, you know what?
548
00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:45,488
I'm gonna get them, I'm
gonna bring them over here,
549
00:19:45,532 --> 00:19:47,534
so that they're ready when she
gets here.
550
00:19:47,577 --> 00:19:48,361
Yeah.
That's a great idea.
551
00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:49,623
Okay, I'll be right back.
552
00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:50,666
Okay.
553
00:19:51,364 --> 00:19:52,539
I like Gwen.
554
00:19:52,582 --> 00:19:55,629
Her blog is so inspirational.
555
00:19:55,672 --> 00:19:58,022
Didn't she start a paper
business or something?
556
00:19:58,066 --> 00:20:00,155
Yeah, inspirational journals.
557
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,461
We all got one for Christmas.
558
00:20:01,504 --> 00:20:04,159
Well, except for Paige.
559
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:04,986
Oh, yeah.
560
00:20:05,029 --> 00:20:06,596
The Tom thing.
561
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:08,946
Well, I use mine all the time.
562
00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:09,773
Oh, yeah.
563
00:20:09,817 --> 00:20:11,253
Me too.
564
00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:13,275
Right after I pick some
fresh flowers from my garden,
565
00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:15,083
I journal about my dreams.
566
00:20:17,303 --> 00:20:18,695
"Friends,
567
00:20:18,739 --> 00:20:21,524
what's stirring your heart
today?
568
00:20:22,482 --> 00:20:24,266
Sister lionesses,
569
00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:26,703
are you ready to roar?
570
00:20:26,747 --> 00:20:29,097
Cause I'm ready to hear you.
571
00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:33,319
Unless my husband saw your
tits eight years ago."
572
00:20:33,362 --> 00:20:34,362
Five.
573
00:20:35,451 --> 00:20:37,540
I'm sorry, I love her, but
fuck me.
574
00:20:37,584 --> 00:20:39,368
Has she always been this
annoying?
575
00:20:39,412 --> 00:20:41,283
She probably says the
same thing about us.
576
00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:43,285
No, come on.
577
00:20:43,329 --> 00:20:44,852
Hey,
578
00:20:44,895 --> 00:20:46,897
let's talk more politics.
579
00:20:46,941 --> 00:20:49,552
Chloe, why don't you tell
us your campaign promises.
580
00:20:50,510 --> 00:20:52,686
Okay, I know you're being
sarcastic,
581
00:20:52,729 --> 00:20:54,209
but I'm gonna take it anyway.
582
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,819
Okay.
583
00:20:55,863 --> 00:20:59,954
Thank you so much for inviting
me to, insert location here.
584
00:20:59,997 --> 00:21:03,566
It is a beautiful day
in the 37th district.
585
00:21:03,610 --> 00:21:05,742
Ever since I was a teenager,
I've been moved to
586
00:21:05,786 --> 00:21:06,743
Gwen's here.
Gwen's here.
587
00:21:06,787 --> 00:21:08,615
We can do gift bags.
588
00:21:08,658 --> 00:21:11,661
Liv is really overselling
these fucking gift bags.
589
00:21:11,705 --> 00:21:12,812
I'll finish my speech later
590
00:21:12,836 --> 00:21:14,490
when everyone's a little more
focused.
591
00:21:14,534 --> 00:21:17,101
But there's this really
great part about my plan
592
00:21:17,145 --> 00:21:18,581
to overturn the decision
593
00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:20,516
in Citizens United vs
Federal Elections Commission.
594
00:21:20,540 --> 00:21:22,759
It totally kills, so...
595
00:21:24,935 --> 00:21:25,719
Thanks.
596
00:21:25,762 --> 00:21:26,762
Yep.
597
00:21:30,245 --> 00:21:31,245
Well,
598
00:21:32,073 --> 00:21:34,989
I for one could use a
few cleansing breaths
599
00:21:35,032 --> 00:21:36,425
after that traffic.
600
00:21:36,469 --> 00:21:39,036
Olivia, join us for some
breathing.
601
00:21:41,387 --> 00:21:42,605
Oh,
602
00:21:42,649 --> 00:21:44,564
I am sorry I'm late.
603
00:21:44,607 --> 00:21:46,740
I had to stop by the yoga
studio.
604
00:21:47,784 --> 00:21:49,308
They had something to give me.
605
00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:56,793
An award.
606
00:21:56,837 --> 00:21:59,448
For 300 days of yoga.
607
00:22:00,406 --> 00:22:01,755
Oh, no thank you.
608
00:22:01,798 --> 00:22:04,105
I don't like alcohol to
interfere with my ability
609
00:22:04,148 --> 00:22:06,803
to be totally present.
610
00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:10,111
Did you guys already toast
without me?
611
00:22:10,154 --> 00:22:10,981
Yeah.
612
00:22:11,025 --> 00:22:14,071
Rose All Day, freeways and
613
00:22:15,856 --> 00:22:17,553
Yeah, my body
does not bend that way.
614
00:22:17,597 --> 00:22:18,815
Oh, friends.
615
00:22:18,859 --> 00:22:20,426
Well, I bend so I don't break.
616
00:22:20,469 --> 00:22:23,864
Besides, yoga isn't for the
flexible, it's for the willing.
617
00:22:24,865 --> 00:22:26,040
Well, I'm neither.
618
00:22:26,083 --> 00:22:28,564
So Chloe, you wanna pass me that
bottle?
619
00:22:28,608 --> 00:22:30,218
Thank you.
620
00:22:30,261 --> 00:22:32,394
You must have crazy sex.
621
00:22:34,222 --> 00:22:36,093
I hope Tom knows how lucky he
is.
622
00:22:37,878 --> 00:22:38,966
He does.
623
00:22:41,708 --> 00:22:43,362
I'm gonna take a penis shot.
624
00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:44,861
Chloe, do you want to pour me?
Gladly.
625
00:22:44,885 --> 00:22:46,103
Okay, great.
626
00:22:49,193 --> 00:22:52,545
Now let's go around and
discuss our goals for the week.
627
00:22:53,850 --> 00:22:55,286
Who wants to go first?
628
00:22:55,330 --> 00:22:56,330
Kelly.
629
00:22:57,027 --> 00:22:58,027
Share with me.
630
00:23:01,684 --> 00:23:02,859
Before you guys open them,
631
00:23:02,903 --> 00:23:04,861
I just wanna say how much I love
you guys.
632
00:23:04,905 --> 00:23:06,994
Oh, shit.
633
00:23:07,037 --> 00:23:08,735
Sorry, one sec.
634
00:23:09,910 --> 00:23:10,910
What?
635
00:23:11,738 --> 00:23:12,976
What does it
mean when she's crying?
636
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,412
I don't know,
it could mean anything.
637
00:23:14,436 --> 00:23:17,961
She could be hungry or gassy or
tired.
638
00:23:18,005 --> 00:23:19,441
When was the last time you fed
her?
639
00:23:19,485 --> 00:23:20,790
When you fed her?
640
00:23:20,834 --> 00:23:21,965
I'm sorry, one sec.
641
00:23:22,009 --> 00:23:24,228
Go on without me.
Oh no, no, no, no.
642
00:23:24,272 --> 00:23:25,099
We're gonna wait.
643
00:23:25,142 --> 00:23:26,230
We'll wait.
Let's wait.
644
00:23:26,274 --> 00:23:27,623
She needs some help.
645
00:23:27,667 --> 00:23:29,408
Well, I offered to help and
nanny,
646
00:23:29,451 --> 00:23:32,019
but only if I could take
Zoe on my deliveries.
647
00:23:32,062 --> 00:23:33,847
No, I mean she needs to stop
648
00:23:33,890 --> 00:23:35,892
letting her emotions control
her.
649
00:23:35,936 --> 00:23:38,112
Gwen, she just had a baby.
650
00:23:38,155 --> 00:23:41,594
Don't shame her for having
out of control hormones,
651
00:23:41,637 --> 00:23:43,117
or a stupid husband.
652
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:45,598
Well that's absolutely no
excuse.
653
00:23:45,641 --> 00:23:46,773
When I am pregnant,
654
00:23:46,816 --> 00:23:48,818
I will stay balanced with
kundalini,
655
00:23:48,862 --> 00:23:51,821
through my pregnancy
and through motherhood.
656
00:23:51,865 --> 00:23:54,084
Well, everyone's body
is different, Gwen.
657
00:23:54,128 --> 00:23:55,695
True.
658
00:23:55,738 --> 00:23:56,846
But if you take care of your
body, it'll take care of you.
659
00:23:56,870 --> 00:23:58,151
Yeah, or it'll totally betray
you
660
00:23:58,175 --> 00:24:00,023
and make you feel like a
hollow shell of a human
661
00:24:00,047 --> 00:24:01,004
who can't do anything right.
662
00:24:01,048 --> 00:24:02,048
Right?
663
00:24:05,182 --> 00:24:06,793
I'm pregnant.
664
00:24:06,836 --> 00:24:07,836
I was.
665
00:24:08,621 --> 00:24:10,623
I was pregnant, I'm not pregnant
anymore.
666
00:24:13,234 --> 00:24:17,281
I was nine weeks along
and I had my checkup,
667
00:24:17,325 --> 00:24:19,762
and I had my mom on FaceTime.
668
00:24:19,806 --> 00:24:22,591
Pete took off work to meet me
there.
669
00:24:22,635 --> 00:24:26,552
And I could just tell on the
doctor's face
670
00:24:26,595 --> 00:24:28,945
that there was no heartbeat.
671
00:24:30,251 --> 00:24:31,208
Oh my God.
672
00:24:31,252 --> 00:24:32,471
I'm so sorry.
673
00:24:32,514 --> 00:24:34,385
I didn't even know you guys were
trying.
674
00:24:34,429 --> 00:24:36,213
No, we didn't tell anyone.
675
00:24:36,257 --> 00:24:39,390
But we have been trying for two
years,
676
00:24:40,566 --> 00:24:41,654
ever since the wedding.
677
00:24:43,569 --> 00:24:47,529
I never found my thing
like all of you guys.
678
00:24:47,573 --> 00:24:49,749
You all have these things
that you're good at
679
00:24:49,792 --> 00:24:51,794
and you've made these life
choices.
680
00:24:51,838 --> 00:24:56,407
I'm just stuck in the middle of
nowhere.
681
00:24:57,583 --> 00:24:58,888
And I thought maybe being a mom
682
00:24:58,932 --> 00:25:00,257
would give me something to be
great at,
683
00:25:00,281 --> 00:25:02,370
but apparently I can't even do
that right.
684
00:25:04,459 --> 00:25:06,069
I know it's stupid.
685
00:25:06,113 --> 00:25:08,768
But I was six weeks along and
picking out fucking baby names
686
00:25:08,811 --> 00:25:10,552
and ordering diapers from Target
687
00:25:10,596 --> 00:25:12,511
and now it's just all bullshit.
688
00:25:14,338 --> 00:25:18,560
Jesus, I mean, what if there's
something wrong with me?
689
00:25:18,604 --> 00:25:19,822
No.
690
00:25:19,866 --> 00:25:22,564
Lots of women have
miscarriages early on.
691
00:25:22,608 --> 00:25:24,087
My mom had three.
692
00:25:24,131 --> 00:25:25,567
My friend had two.
693
00:25:25,611 --> 00:25:26,655
When did you find out?
694
00:25:26,699 --> 00:25:28,222
Yesterday.
695
00:25:28,265 --> 00:25:30,920
What?
How are you here?
696
00:25:30,964 --> 00:25:32,531
No, I wanted to see you guys,
697
00:25:32,574 --> 00:25:34,315
I wanted to see you guys.
698
00:25:37,231 --> 00:25:38,319
It's still inside me.
699
00:25:40,277 --> 00:25:44,325
I have to take a pill to
make it come out or whatever.
700
00:25:46,153 --> 00:25:47,850
But I'm gonna do that tomorrow,
so
701
00:25:49,330 --> 00:25:50,374
Shit.
702
00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:54,770
Well, we are here for
you if you need anything.
703
00:25:55,641 --> 00:25:58,121
Absolutely girl, anything.
704
00:25:58,165 --> 00:26:00,776
I mean, I leave on Tuesday
but until then, anything.
705
00:26:03,692 --> 00:26:04,692
Thanks.
706
00:26:05,433 --> 00:26:07,435
Somebody refill my fucking
drink, please.
707
00:26:07,478 --> 00:26:10,046
Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
708
00:26:10,090 --> 00:26:11,352
All right.
709
00:26:11,395 --> 00:26:14,094
Baby's fed, husband's a moron.
710
00:26:14,137 --> 00:26:16,052
Let's do these gift bags.
711
00:26:16,096 --> 00:26:17,401
Mama needs some free shit.
712
00:26:18,533 --> 00:26:19,403
Oh yeah.
713
00:26:19,447 --> 00:26:20,491
Oh.
What?
714
00:26:20,535 --> 00:26:21,928
Oh no, no.
715
00:26:21,971 --> 00:26:24,539
No, no, no, stop.
Stop, stop, stop it.
716
00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:26,280
Stop it, stop it.
717
00:26:29,370 --> 00:26:30,501
Nobody.
718
00:26:30,545 --> 00:26:33,243
Nobody, gimme that.
You, give me that.
719
00:26:33,287 --> 00:26:35,942
What is happening?
720
00:26:35,985 --> 00:26:38,161
I forgot the aroma therapy.
721
00:26:40,642 --> 00:26:41,817
I'll be right back.
722
00:26:41,861 --> 00:26:42,968
I don't know what just happened.
723
00:26:42,992 --> 00:26:45,299
That girl needs to smoke some
weed.
724
00:26:51,261 --> 00:26:53,873
I find that organizing
my thoughts in this format
725
00:26:53,916 --> 00:26:55,657
really helps me process
726
00:26:55,701 --> 00:26:57,659
and work through a difficult
situation.
727
00:26:57,703 --> 00:26:58,723
I can tell that really works
for you.
728
00:26:58,747 --> 00:26:59,530
It does.
Does it?
729
00:26:59,574 --> 00:27:01,228
It does.
Does it?
730
00:27:01,271 --> 00:27:02,533
Okay.
731
00:27:02,577 --> 00:27:05,101
Let's just address the elephant,
shall we?
732
00:27:05,145 --> 00:27:06,581
You obviously think
733
00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:10,367
that there is some unresolved
animosity between us.
734
00:27:10,411 --> 00:27:11,455
But on my part,
735
00:27:11,499 --> 00:27:13,588
I am an open vessel of
forgiveness.
736
00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:16,330
I didn't do anything
to need forgiveness.
737
00:27:16,373 --> 00:27:19,202
Even so, I forgive you.
738
00:27:19,246 --> 00:27:20,266
Well, I don't need forgiveness.
739
00:27:20,290 --> 00:27:21,161
Well, I don't need you to need
it
740
00:27:21,204 --> 00:27:21,988
for me to give it.
741
00:27:22,031 --> 00:27:24,077
Great, thanks.
742
00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:25,600
Okay, back to Natalie.
743
00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:29,386
Reasons why her body did
what it needed to do.
744
00:27:29,430 --> 00:27:30,736
Fun.
I'm in.
745
00:27:30,779 --> 00:27:31,606
Look, guys.
746
00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:32,868
Seriously, I'm fine.
747
00:27:32,912 --> 00:27:34,043
No, no, no, no.
748
00:27:34,087 --> 00:27:34,870
You're not.
749
00:27:34,914 --> 00:27:36,002
Let's do this.
Okay.
750
00:27:36,045 --> 00:27:38,700
10 reasons why Natalie should
not want
751
00:27:38,744 --> 00:27:39,962
to be a mom right now.
752
00:27:40,006 --> 00:27:41,834
Okay?
I'll start.
753
00:27:41,877 --> 00:27:43,357
Number one.
754
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:45,576
Maternity clothes suck.
755
00:27:45,620 --> 00:27:46,839
Two.
Stretch marks.
756
00:27:46,882 --> 00:27:48,188
I already have those.
757
00:27:48,231 --> 00:27:50,103
Three.
You're stuck in the house.
758
00:27:50,146 --> 00:27:51,800
I never go out anyway.
759
00:27:51,844 --> 00:27:53,106
I got one.
Four.
760
00:27:53,149 --> 00:27:54,934
Too much pressure to think of a
kid's name
761
00:27:54,977 --> 00:27:56,326
other kids won't make fun of.
762
00:27:56,370 --> 00:27:58,024
They get made fun of regardless.
763
00:27:58,067 --> 00:27:59,286
Five.
764
00:27:59,329 --> 00:28:02,376
It costs $100,000 a year to
raise a child.
765
00:28:02,419 --> 00:28:03,682
Shit.
Is that true?
766
00:28:03,725 --> 00:28:06,554
Maybe a little less
if your nanny's illegal.
767
00:28:06,597 --> 00:28:08,077
Six.
768
00:28:08,121 --> 00:28:10,340
You would have to join one
of those annoying mom groups
769
00:28:10,384 --> 00:28:12,821
that makes you exercise
with your strollers.
770
00:28:12,865 --> 00:28:14,780
Yeah, I don't have
an upside for that one.
771
00:28:14,823 --> 00:28:15,998
Seven.
772
00:28:16,042 --> 00:28:18,740
You will never pee alone again.
773
00:28:18,784 --> 00:28:20,699
I do have bathroom privacy
issues.
774
00:28:20,742 --> 00:28:21,569
Eight.
775
00:28:21,612 --> 00:28:23,571
Our world's in the shitter.
776
00:28:23,614 --> 00:28:25,747
Who wants to bring a kid
into this fucking mess?
777
00:28:25,791 --> 00:28:26,791
Okay.
778
00:28:27,618 --> 00:28:29,620
I know that we're trying to
cheer Nat up.
779
00:28:29,664 --> 00:28:31,971
But hey, just for balance,
780
00:28:32,014 --> 00:28:34,756
let's talk about reasons to be a
mom.
781
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:36,453
Great idea.
782
00:28:36,497 --> 00:28:38,978
Natalie, you do not
wanna be a mom right now.
783
00:28:39,021 --> 00:28:40,021
Really.
784
00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:42,459
Don't get me wrong, I love Zoe
785
00:28:42,503 --> 00:28:43,417
Yeah, I know, I know.
786
00:28:43,460 --> 00:28:44,374
It changes everything.
787
00:28:44,418 --> 00:28:47,290
Right.
But, in good ways too.
788
00:28:47,334 --> 00:28:48,857
So let's talk about those.
789
00:28:48,901 --> 00:28:49,815
We decided to do that, right?
790
00:28:49,858 --> 00:28:51,164
Mmhmm.
Yeah.
791
00:28:51,207 --> 00:28:54,428
I haven't slept through
the night in months,
792
00:28:54,471 --> 00:28:57,474
my tits are gonna look
like deflated balloons
793
00:28:57,518 --> 00:29:01,957
and my house smells like
Febreze and dirty diapers.
794
00:29:03,306 --> 00:29:04,568
Add them to the list.
795
00:29:07,789 --> 00:29:09,182
And I just sprung a leak.
796
00:29:09,225 --> 00:29:10,444
Okay, okay.
But come on.
797
00:29:10,487 --> 00:29:12,794
When she looks at you, Morgan.
798
00:29:14,970 --> 00:29:16,363
With that little face.
799
00:29:16,406 --> 00:29:17,406
Yeah.
800
00:29:18,452 --> 00:29:20,454
That just makes it all worth
it, right?
801
00:29:20,497 --> 00:29:21,498
Sure.
802
00:29:21,542 --> 00:29:23,196
I've never had that thing in me
803
00:29:23,239 --> 00:29:25,633
that's like, "I need
to be a mom," you know?
804
00:29:26,721 --> 00:29:28,984
I just see everyone else
oohing and aahing over babies
805
00:29:29,028 --> 00:29:31,682
and I just join in out of
obligation.
806
00:29:31,726 --> 00:29:33,946
Maybe that's what
everyone else is doing too.
807
00:29:33,989 --> 00:29:34,816
Jesus.
808
00:29:34,860 --> 00:29:36,296
I never thought about that.
809
00:29:36,339 --> 00:29:39,386
Is everyone pretending
like we like babies?
810
00:29:39,429 --> 00:29:40,213
No.
811
00:29:40,256 --> 00:29:41,214
Stop it.
812
00:29:41,257 --> 00:29:42,302
I love babies.
813
00:29:42,345 --> 00:29:43,869
How can you not love babies?
814
00:29:43,912 --> 00:29:45,087
I love babies.
815
00:29:47,350 --> 00:29:48,699
And you know what?
816
00:29:48,743 --> 00:29:53,052
Motherhood is a precious
gift you fucking assholes.
817
00:29:53,095 --> 00:29:54,183
Shit.
My flatbread.
818
00:29:59,406 --> 00:30:00,406
Something I said?
819
00:30:03,410 --> 00:30:04,410
Shit.
820
00:30:05,934 --> 00:30:06,934
Shit.
821
00:30:11,853 --> 00:30:13,159
I can't do this.
822
00:30:14,943 --> 00:30:16,858
Oh, I cannot be somebody's mom.
823
00:30:16,902 --> 00:30:18,642
I should not be somebody's
mother.
824
00:30:20,862 --> 00:30:23,386
I don't want stretch marks,
825
00:30:24,518 --> 00:30:26,520
and deflated boobs,
826
00:30:26,563 --> 00:30:28,043
and pukey clothes.
827
00:30:32,178 --> 00:30:33,178
Oh.
828
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:36,008
Damn it, Liv.
829
00:30:36,051 --> 00:30:37,487
You better pull it together.
830
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:40,403
You still have a party to host.
831
00:30:41,665 --> 00:30:43,450
And a crudite platter to
arrange.
832
00:30:46,801 --> 00:30:48,455
Something smells yummy in here.
833
00:30:49,891 --> 00:30:51,110
Oh.
834
00:30:51,153 --> 00:30:52,938
Oh, hey, come on.
835
00:30:52,981 --> 00:30:54,417
We can still eat this.
836
00:30:54,461 --> 00:30:55,461
See?
837
00:31:00,293 --> 00:31:01,293
Crispy.
838
00:31:06,473 --> 00:31:11,434
I'm glad you like it.
839
00:31:12,392 --> 00:31:14,176
You think the others are gonna
like it?
840
00:31:14,220 --> 00:31:15,500
Love it, they're gonna love it.
841
00:31:16,657 --> 00:31:17,701
It looks bad.
842
00:31:17,745 --> 00:31:19,442
No, it looks great.
843
00:31:29,409 --> 00:31:31,169
Whatever you do, don't
say it tastes burnt.
844
00:31:31,193 --> 00:31:32,629
She's really upset about the
bread.
845
00:31:32,673 --> 00:31:34,544
I mean, it is disgusting, but...
846
00:31:34,588 --> 00:31:38,331
So enjoy this perfectly
cooked, charred bread.
847
00:31:40,333 --> 00:31:41,333
Thank you.
848
00:31:43,684 --> 00:31:44,684
Yum.
849
00:31:45,425 --> 00:31:46,425
Mm.
850
00:31:47,383 --> 00:31:48,383
I'm vegan.
851
00:31:57,872 --> 00:31:59,918
It's so, so, so good.
852
00:32:00,788 --> 00:32:02,398
Really good.
853
00:32:02,442 --> 00:32:03,965
Do you wanna do a shot?
854
00:32:04,009 --> 00:32:06,533
Yeah.
Okay, good.
855
00:32:07,403 --> 00:32:08,883
Interesting choice, Liv.
856
00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:11,842
Seems so not like something
you'd have at a party.
857
00:32:11,886 --> 00:32:13,453
Well, I ordered it.
858
00:32:13,496 --> 00:32:15,822
I was gonna get a stripper, but
that seemed a little trashy.
859
00:32:15,846 --> 00:32:17,259
Do you guys remember that cop
stripper
860
00:32:17,283 --> 00:32:18,849
from a few years ago?
861
00:32:18,893 --> 00:32:21,243
Wait, did you know that
that was seven years ago?
862
00:32:21,287 --> 00:32:22,070
Jesus.
Really?
863
00:32:22,114 --> 00:32:22,984
Yeah.
864
00:32:23,028 --> 00:32:24,377
It seems like a lifetime ago.
865
00:32:24,420 --> 00:32:25,595
It was.
866
00:32:25,639 --> 00:32:27,510
He was fucking hot.
867
00:32:27,554 --> 00:32:28,555
Taylor.
868
00:32:28,598 --> 00:32:29,425
Yeah.
869
00:32:29,469 --> 00:32:30,905
He was sweet.
870
00:32:30,949 --> 00:32:34,256
Did you guys date for like
two months or something?
871
00:32:34,300 --> 00:32:35,301
Two years.
872
00:32:36,389 --> 00:32:38,086
What?
What are you... What?
873
00:32:38,130 --> 00:32:38,957
Yeah No way.
874
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:39,914
Are you serious?
875
00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:41,481
What?
876
00:32:41,524 --> 00:32:44,658
Paige dated that
stripper for two years.
877
00:32:44,701 --> 00:32:45,852
I knew that, I thought
everybody knew.
878
00:32:45,876 --> 00:32:47,356
Nat, you knew that, didn't you?
879
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:48,357
What stripper?
880
00:32:48,401 --> 00:32:49,968
We still text.
881
00:32:50,011 --> 00:32:52,622
I send him the occasional bikini
selfie.
882
00:32:52,666 --> 00:32:54,015
Sure you do.
883
00:32:54,059 --> 00:32:55,016
Well, does he still strip?
884
00:32:55,060 --> 00:32:56,017
Get him over here.
885
00:32:56,061 --> 00:32:58,019
Oh no, he's happily married.
886
00:32:58,063 --> 00:32:59,499
Oh.
887
00:32:59,542 --> 00:33:01,762
He lives in Ohio and
manages a Crate & Candle Barn.
888
00:33:01,805 --> 00:33:03,198
Oh, just imagine.
889
00:33:03,242 --> 00:33:06,027
You could be Mrs. Crate & Candle
Barn.
890
00:33:06,071 --> 00:33:07,420
Imagine.
891
00:33:07,463 --> 00:33:09,900
Me, coordinating table
runners and place settings
892
00:33:09,944 --> 00:33:11,008
as the highlight of my life.
893
00:33:11,032 --> 00:33:11,815
No.
894
00:33:11,859 --> 00:33:12,729
No offense.
895
00:33:12,773 --> 00:33:14,011
So why did you guys break up?
896
00:33:14,035 --> 00:33:15,776
He wouldn't go to church with
me,
897
00:33:16,690 --> 00:33:19,780
and he was obsessed with me
swallowing.
898
00:33:19,823 --> 00:33:20,868
Swallowing?
899
00:33:20,911 --> 00:33:22,000
Swallowing.
900
00:33:22,043 --> 00:33:24,219
Every time I gave him a blowjob,
901
00:33:24,263 --> 00:33:25,873
he insisted that I swallow.
902
00:33:27,092 --> 00:33:29,331
Said he couldn't come if he
knew I was gonna spit it out.
903
00:33:29,355 --> 00:33:31,531
Like I was disrespecting his
jizz.
904
00:33:34,229 --> 00:33:37,537
Guys, I've never swallowed.
905
00:33:37,580 --> 00:33:38,842
What?
906
00:33:38,886 --> 00:33:40,366
Lucky you.
907
00:33:40,409 --> 00:33:44,718
No, I mean, I don't seek
it out, but come on, never?
908
00:33:44,761 --> 00:33:45,980
No, no way.
909
00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:46,850
Why would I do that?
910
00:33:46,894 --> 00:33:48,678
It is so easy to just,
911
00:33:48,722 --> 00:33:49,549
just,
912
00:33:49,592 --> 00:33:51,507
as it's coming right at you.
913
00:33:51,551 --> 00:33:52,658
They don't know the difference.
914
00:33:52,682 --> 00:33:53,596
Well, they know.
915
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:54,510
No, no, no, no.
916
00:33:54,554 --> 00:33:56,034
I am 100% with Chloe on this,
917
00:33:56,077 --> 00:33:58,079
because what's the point?
918
00:33:58,123 --> 00:34:00,168
They've already had the
orgasm, my job is done.
919
00:34:00,212 --> 00:34:01,474
Exactly.
920
00:34:01,517 --> 00:34:03,954
How about when they try
to talk to you during?
921
00:34:03,998 --> 00:34:06,392
They're all, " Do you like that,
baby?
922
00:34:06,435 --> 00:34:08,481
Yeah, do you like sucking my
cock?"
923
00:34:09,743 --> 00:34:11,701
Oh, it's the worst.
It's the worst.
924
00:34:11,745 --> 00:34:14,095
Like when you go to the
dentist, you're just like,
925
00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:25,150
Oh gosh.
926
00:34:25,193 --> 00:34:26,562
And the more you act like you're
into it,
927
00:34:26,586 --> 00:34:28,109
so that they'll come faster,
928
00:34:28,153 --> 00:34:29,980
they take longer because
they actually think
929
00:34:30,024 --> 00:34:31,286
you're getting turned on.
930
00:34:32,287 --> 00:34:33,375
Oh.
931
00:34:33,419 --> 00:34:35,247
Stuck between a cock and a hard
place.
932
00:34:36,422 --> 00:34:37,616
I guess when it means a lot to
a guy,
933
00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:38,859
I don't mind swallowing.
934
00:34:38,902 --> 00:34:40,295
I'm sure I've swallowed worse.
935
00:34:40,339 --> 00:34:41,775
Worse?
936
00:34:41,818 --> 00:34:44,604
Oh, what could you be
swallowing that would be worse?
937
00:34:44,647 --> 00:34:45,972
Okay wait, lemme get this
straight.
938
00:34:45,996 --> 00:34:48,390
So what about when he goes down
on you?
939
00:34:48,434 --> 00:34:50,610
I mean, there's some
involuntary swallowing
940
00:34:50,653 --> 00:34:51,828
that goes on there.
941
00:34:51,872 --> 00:34:53,439
Come on.
It's a tiny bit of vag juice.
942
00:34:53,482 --> 00:34:54,570
There's no comparison.
943
00:34:55,571 --> 00:34:57,660
How do you know it's
a tiny bit of vag juice?
944
00:34:57,704 --> 00:34:58,985
Have you ever gone down on
someone?
945
00:34:59,009 --> 00:34:59,836
I have.
946
00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:01,708
Very little swallowing.
947
00:35:01,751 --> 00:35:02,796
What?
948
00:35:02,839 --> 00:35:04,145
I'm sorry, repeat.
When?
949
00:35:04,189 --> 00:35:06,495
Guys, junior year of college.
950
00:35:07,496 --> 00:35:10,064
Oh, was it the girl
with the mermaid tattoo
951
00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:11,152
in your art class?
952
00:35:11,196 --> 00:35:13,154
Oh, she was so beautiful.
953
00:35:13,198 --> 00:35:15,025
I would've gone down on her.
954
00:35:15,069 --> 00:35:17,767
She always smelled like vanilla
cupcakes.
955
00:35:20,509 --> 00:35:21,989
Okay, no.
956
00:35:22,032 --> 00:35:23,338
Her name was Hailey.
957
00:35:23,382 --> 00:35:25,123
I was going through a bad
breakup.
958
00:35:25,166 --> 00:35:27,342
We started drinking and before I
knew it,
959
00:35:27,386 --> 00:35:28,580
our clothes were off and
we were going for it.
960
00:35:28,604 --> 00:35:29,953
Oh my God.
961
00:35:29,997 --> 00:35:31,520
Did you like it?
962
00:35:31,564 --> 00:35:35,089
Everything but the actual thing.
963
00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:36,719
I remember being down
there and being like,
964
00:35:36,743 --> 00:35:38,614
"Nope, this is not for me.
965
00:35:38,658 --> 00:35:40,747
I'm definitely not a lesbian."
966
00:35:40,790 --> 00:35:41,854
But I mean, I finished the job.
967
00:35:41,878 --> 00:35:42,749
What else was I gonna do?
968
00:35:42,792 --> 00:35:43,663
Be like,
969
00:35:43,706 --> 00:35:44,490
"Oh, sorry.
This is gross.
970
00:35:44,533 --> 00:35:45,317
I'm out."
971
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:46,709
No.
972
00:35:46,753 --> 00:35:48,015
Um, yeah.
973
00:35:49,538 --> 00:35:51,018
No.
974
00:35:51,061 --> 00:35:52,715
Point is,
975
00:35:52,759 --> 00:35:54,195
you should see your doctor
976
00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:55,999
if Michael is swallowing a
mouthful of vagina juice.
977
00:35:56,023 --> 00:36:00,723
Oh thanks, doll, thank you.
Yeah, you got it.
978
00:36:00,767 --> 00:36:03,726
I haven't given Tom a blowjob
since we've been married.
979
00:36:03,770 --> 00:36:05,206
Man.
980
00:36:05,250 --> 00:36:06,642
I've heard that happens.
981
00:36:06,686 --> 00:36:09,036
Yeah I mean, it's tough
to find the same guy sexy
982
00:36:09,079 --> 00:36:10,037
for that long.
983
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:11,212
Like with Michael,
984
00:36:11,256 --> 00:36:15,869
he clips his fucking gross ass
toenails.
985
00:36:15,912 --> 00:36:17,566
And they're flying everywhere,
986
00:36:17,610 --> 00:36:19,568
and then he just leaves them.
987
00:36:19,612 --> 00:36:22,658
And it's like, "Oh yeah, put
your in my mouth right now."
988
00:36:22,702 --> 00:36:24,617
But it's like, you know, you do
it.
989
00:36:24,660 --> 00:36:25,531
Yeah, yeah.
990
00:36:25,574 --> 00:36:27,141
See, we're not quite there yet,
991
00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:28,925
but I can definitely see it
coming.
992
00:36:28,969 --> 00:36:31,101
I mean, the only time Nick
even tries to touch me
993
00:36:31,145 --> 00:36:32,146
is when he wants to fuck.
994
00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:34,192
I'm like, "Hello?"
995
00:36:34,235 --> 00:36:35,584
I fucking hate Michael.
996
00:36:38,457 --> 00:36:40,023
Have you thought about therapy?
997
00:36:40,067 --> 00:36:41,460
For what?
998
00:36:41,503 --> 00:36:43,070
Because you hate Michael.
999
00:36:43,113 --> 00:36:44,245
Oh no, no, no, no.
1000
00:36:44,289 --> 00:36:45,899
That's just married people talk.
1001
00:36:48,206 --> 00:36:50,382
Gwen, why don't you go do a
penis shot
1002
00:36:50,425 --> 00:36:53,472
and some ass over head pose.
1003
00:36:53,515 --> 00:36:55,430
Maybe it'll inspire you to suck
Tom off
1004
00:36:55,474 --> 00:36:57,215
when you get home tonight.
1005
00:36:59,260 --> 00:37:01,001
Well, I'm sure he's getting
sucked off
1006
00:37:01,044 --> 00:37:02,263
by someone right now.
1007
00:37:04,178 --> 00:37:05,178
Oh.
1008
00:37:07,529 --> 00:37:09,270
Friends, sisters.
1009
00:37:10,532 --> 00:37:11,533
I'm kidding.
1010
00:37:11,577 --> 00:37:12,795
I'm kidding.
1011
00:37:12,839 --> 00:37:14,580
We have the perfect marriage.
1012
00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:19,237
I put some kale juice in the
fridge.
1013
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:20,803
I'm just gonna grab it.
1014
00:37:24,546 --> 00:37:27,027
I actually don't want kale
juice.
1015
00:37:38,081 --> 00:37:39,081
Oh.
1016
00:37:54,446 --> 00:37:56,230
Who wants kale juice?
1017
00:37:59,189 --> 00:38:00,189
I gotta pee.
1018
00:38:01,496 --> 00:38:02,889
Some light reading?
1019
00:38:02,932 --> 00:38:03,933
What?
1020
00:38:03,977 --> 00:38:04,978
The book.
1021
00:38:05,021 --> 00:38:06,458
Oh yeah.
1022
00:38:06,501 --> 00:38:08,764
I'm just highlighting some
parts for my mom to read.
1023
00:38:08,808 --> 00:38:10,375
Oh, that's sweet.
1024
00:38:10,418 --> 00:38:11,593
I love that idea.
1025
00:38:11,637 --> 00:38:13,465
Is it for like a book club or
something?
1026
00:38:13,508 --> 00:38:15,031
No, no.
1027
00:38:15,075 --> 00:38:17,991
This is a book about being
raised by a narcissistic mother,
1028
00:38:18,034 --> 00:38:19,558
and I'm highlighting the parts
1029
00:38:19,601 --> 00:38:21,734
that particularly pertain to
her.
1030
00:38:21,777 --> 00:38:22,778
Hmm.
1031
00:38:22,822 --> 00:38:25,607
Oh well, that's helpful, I
guess.
1032
00:38:25,651 --> 00:38:26,651
Oh.
1033
00:38:27,348 --> 00:38:28,567
I could never.
1034
00:38:28,610 --> 00:38:30,395
That would actually
break my mother's heart.
1035
00:38:30,438 --> 00:38:31,352
I know.
1036
00:38:31,396 --> 00:38:32,788
I'll probably regret it,
1037
00:38:32,832 --> 00:38:35,922
but it's part of my healing
process or something.
1038
00:38:35,965 --> 00:38:38,228
Only you can heal you.
1039
00:38:38,272 --> 00:38:39,142
Your anger hurts you,
1040
00:38:39,186 --> 00:38:41,275
not the person you're angry at.
1041
00:38:42,102 --> 00:38:43,102
Gwen.
1042
00:38:44,191 --> 00:38:45,540
Shut the fuck up.
1043
00:38:47,063 --> 00:38:48,063
Did that hurt you?
1044
00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:51,372
Of course not.
1045
00:38:54,767 --> 00:38:56,595
I know my mom shaped
my view of the world,
1046
00:38:56,638 --> 00:38:58,379
but I don't think she did it on
purpose.
1047
00:38:58,423 --> 00:38:59,859
Until last year,
1048
00:38:59,902 --> 00:39:01,793
I had never eaten a vegetable
that wasn't from a can.
1049
00:39:01,817 --> 00:39:02,862
Ew.
1050
00:39:02,905 --> 00:39:04,472
What?
Shut up.
1051
00:39:04,516 --> 00:39:05,343
Yeah.
1052
00:39:05,386 --> 00:39:06,648
That's how my mom made them.
1053
00:39:06,692 --> 00:39:08,452
Honestly, I didn't know
that Brussels sprouts
1054
00:39:08,476 --> 00:39:11,566
weren't supposed to be mushy
with a slight metal taste.
1055
00:39:11,610 --> 00:39:13,873
So you've never had corn on
the cob?
1056
00:39:13,916 --> 00:39:15,265
Can.
1057
00:39:15,309 --> 00:39:16,136
Tomatoes?
1058
00:39:16,179 --> 00:39:16,963
Can.
1059
00:39:17,006 --> 00:39:18,006
Oh my God, Kel.
1060
00:39:18,878 --> 00:39:20,401
I remember your dorm room closet
1061
00:39:20,445 --> 00:39:21,924
being stocked full of canned
goods.
1062
00:39:21,968 --> 00:39:23,404
I just always assumed
1063
00:39:23,448 --> 00:39:26,059
you were some kind of
insane doomsday prepper,
1064
00:39:26,102 --> 00:39:28,278
but this makes so much more
sense.
1065
00:39:46,775 --> 00:39:47,775
Oh, yes.
1066
00:39:58,004 --> 00:39:59,266
Might need more blending.
1067
00:40:02,530 --> 00:40:03,749
Oh, fuck.
1068
00:40:03,792 --> 00:40:06,839
I can never figure out fucking
contouring.
1069
00:40:13,454 --> 00:40:14,454
Friends.
1070
00:40:15,804 --> 00:40:16,979
Sisters.
1071
00:40:17,023 --> 00:40:18,328
Hey.
1072
00:40:18,372 --> 00:40:19,634
Yes.
1073
00:40:19,678 --> 00:40:22,811
This is our time to
figure out who we are.
1074
00:40:23,899 --> 00:40:25,945
I know who I am, thanks.
1075
00:40:25,988 --> 00:40:27,337
I thought I did, but
1076
00:40:27,381 --> 00:40:28,861
It's like, okay.
1077
00:40:28,904 --> 00:40:31,907
Think about your high
school boyfriend, right?
1078
00:40:31,951 --> 00:40:36,259
At the time you thought he was
everything you ever wanted,
1079
00:40:36,303 --> 00:40:38,827
because it's all you knew.
1080
00:40:38,871 --> 00:40:40,916
Now, think about being married
1081
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:43,353
to your high school boyfriend
today,
1082
00:40:44,877 --> 00:40:47,923
instead of the man of your
dreams,
1083
00:40:47,967 --> 00:40:50,230
who promised to treat you like a
princess.
1084
00:40:51,187 --> 00:40:53,842
But hey, what are promises
anyway?
1085
00:40:55,888 --> 00:40:57,126
How much has she had to drink?
1086
00:40:57,150 --> 00:41:00,022
I think half a glass.
1087
00:41:00,066 --> 00:41:01,459
My God.
1088
00:41:01,502 --> 00:41:03,025
Olivia.
1089
00:41:03,069 --> 00:41:04,244
What?
1090
00:41:04,287 --> 00:41:06,507
Get your butt in here.
1091
00:41:06,551 --> 00:41:07,377
Oh, you know what?
1092
00:41:07,421 --> 00:41:09,510
Just ignore the tile, okay?
1093
00:41:09,554 --> 00:41:11,512
'Cause I'm gonna replace that
next week.
1094
00:41:11,556 --> 00:41:13,993
Just close your eyes, close your
eyes.
1095
00:41:14,036 --> 00:41:15,081
I like the tile.
1096
00:41:25,221 --> 00:41:27,223
What are you gonna do?
1097
00:41:28,660 --> 00:41:31,314
What do you mean?
I'm gonna have it.
1098
00:41:31,358 --> 00:41:32,098
Oh.
1099
00:41:32,141 --> 00:41:32,925
Yeah.
1100
00:41:32,968 --> 00:41:33,968
Of course.
1101
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:37,103
Thank God abortion will
be illegal again soon.
1102
00:41:38,539 --> 00:41:40,846
Is it really so hard
for everybody to believe
1103
00:41:40,889 --> 00:41:44,632
that I could possibly want a
kid?
1104
00:41:44,676 --> 00:41:46,634
No.
1105
00:41:46,678 --> 00:41:47,940
Now that you mention it,
1106
00:41:47,983 --> 00:41:50,595
I've always thought you
would be a great mom.
1107
00:41:50,638 --> 00:41:51,638
Really?
1108
00:41:52,945 --> 00:41:54,033
Thank you.
1109
00:41:54,076 --> 00:41:55,730
I actually really needed to hear
that.
1110
00:41:57,123 --> 00:41:57,906
Okay.
1111
00:41:57,950 --> 00:41:58,994
I'm lying.
1112
00:41:59,038 --> 00:42:00,822
I never pictured you as a mom,
but
1113
00:42:00,866 --> 00:42:02,408
No, no, no, no.
It doesn't matter.
1114
00:42:02,432 --> 00:42:04,043
No, wait. Whatever, right?
Oh my God.
1115
00:42:04,086 --> 00:42:06,001
Oh fuck, sorry. I'm
not very good at this.
1116
00:42:06,045 --> 00:42:07,152
I'm gonna go get Kelly.
Can I get Kelly?
1117
00:42:07,176 --> 00:42:08,545
No, please don't get Kelly.
Please.
1118
00:42:08,569 --> 00:42:09,569
God.
1119
00:42:10,484 --> 00:42:12,225
I was gonna tell everybody
today.
1120
00:42:12,268 --> 00:42:13,268
And now,
1121
00:42:13,922 --> 00:42:15,445
after Natalie
1122
00:42:15,489 --> 00:42:18,231
and everybody talking about
how miserable motherhood is,
1123
00:42:18,274 --> 00:42:19,537
I just...
1124
00:42:22,017 --> 00:42:23,497
Paige you have to promise
1125
00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:25,804
you are not going to breathe
a word of this to anyone.
1126
00:42:26,761 --> 00:42:27,761
Oh.
1127
00:42:31,113 --> 00:42:32,113
Promise.
1128
00:42:34,769 --> 00:42:35,988
Oh shoot.
1129
00:42:36,031 --> 00:42:37,598
The penis is melting.
1130
00:42:37,642 --> 00:42:39,315
I promised I'd put it
in Liz's walkin freezer
1131
00:42:39,339 --> 00:42:40,732
if it started to melt.
1132
00:42:40,775 --> 00:42:43,125
She has a walkin freezer
in that tiny kitchen?
1133
00:42:43,169 --> 00:42:44,779
No, in her bedroom.
1134
00:42:44,823 --> 00:42:46,259
What?
1135
00:42:46,302 --> 00:42:48,478
Well, it wouldn't fit
anywhere else until she moves.
1136
00:42:48,522 --> 00:42:51,220
She has 10 major events this
month.
1137
00:42:51,264 --> 00:42:53,614
Freezer space is so essential.
1138
00:42:53,658 --> 00:42:54,659
Sure.
1139
00:42:54,702 --> 00:42:55,747
You promised who?
1140
00:42:55,790 --> 00:42:57,226
Oh, the delivery guy.
1141
00:42:57,270 --> 00:42:59,446
He's picking it up at 7:00
for a bachelorette party.
1142
00:43:00,316 --> 00:43:01,840
I'm sorry, what?
Wait.
1143
00:43:01,883 --> 00:43:03,145
Someone's gonna be sucking on
1144
00:43:03,189 --> 00:43:05,713
what we've been slobbering
on all afternoon?
1145
00:43:05,757 --> 00:43:07,628
They're getting a really good
discount.
1146
00:43:07,672 --> 00:43:08,672
Kelly.
1147
00:43:11,153 --> 00:43:12,459
You guys.
1148
00:43:12,502 --> 00:43:14,156
You think we were too hard on
Nat?
1149
00:43:15,027 --> 00:43:16,158
Oh God, I don't know.
1150
00:43:16,202 --> 00:43:17,899
Probably.
1151
00:43:17,943 --> 00:43:19,553
I don't know why I do that.
1152
00:43:19,597 --> 00:43:21,990
I really love being a mom.
1153
00:43:22,034 --> 00:43:24,993
Zoe's the best thing
that's ever happened to me.
1154
00:43:25,037 --> 00:43:26,188
But God, when I start talking,
1155
00:43:26,212 --> 00:43:27,406
I sound like one of those women
1156
00:43:27,430 --> 00:43:29,737
they make killer mom
documentaries about.
1157
00:43:30,695 --> 00:43:32,000
You know you love being a mom.
1158
00:43:32,044 --> 00:43:35,003
I mean, all your Insta
posts are about Zoe.
1159
00:43:35,047 --> 00:43:36,047
Seriously.
1160
00:43:37,049 --> 00:43:39,791
You're probably just still
hormonal from being pregnant.
1161
00:43:39,834 --> 00:43:40,661
Yeah.
1162
00:43:40,705 --> 00:43:41,769
I think it works that way.
1163
00:43:41,793 --> 00:43:44,404
I find that yoga and meditation
1164
00:43:44,447 --> 00:43:47,625
just eliminates my need
for emotional outbursts.
1165
00:43:49,278 --> 00:43:50,278
Oh.
1166
00:43:52,151 --> 00:43:55,981
And what do you have to
outburst about exactly?
1167
00:43:57,025 --> 00:43:58,679
You married a millionaire
1168
00:43:58,723 --> 00:44:01,377
who pays for your every
fucking organic everything
1169
00:44:01,421 --> 00:44:04,076
and never makes you give him a
blowjob.
1170
00:44:04,119 --> 00:44:06,644
It sounds so magical when you
say it.
1171
00:44:06,687 --> 00:44:07,732
Yeah.
1172
00:44:07,775 --> 00:44:09,342
Ooh.
1173
00:44:09,385 --> 00:44:12,475
Is anybody hot?
1174
00:44:12,519 --> 00:44:13,694
I'm really hot.
1175
00:44:13,738 --> 00:44:15,348
I didn't eat.
1176
00:44:15,391 --> 00:44:16,566
I didn't eat much earlier,
1177
00:44:16,610 --> 00:44:18,743
so I'm really feeling a little...
1178
00:44:18,786 --> 00:44:20,527
Oh, woo.
1179
00:44:22,703 --> 00:44:24,009
What were we talking about?
1180
00:44:25,575 --> 00:44:26,968
I'm not totally sure.
1181
00:44:27,012 --> 00:44:28,642
So you know, the key
really is self preservation.
1182
00:44:28,666 --> 00:44:32,234
You only have a certain amount
of energy,
1183
00:44:33,322 --> 00:44:36,108
so you gotta be careful
where you spend it.
1184
00:44:36,151 --> 00:44:37,413
You gotta stretch it out.
1185
00:44:38,850 --> 00:44:39,764
Are you okay?
1186
00:44:39,807 --> 00:44:40,721
I meant to do that,
1187
00:44:40,765 --> 00:44:44,551
because I bend so I don't break.
1188
00:44:45,552 --> 00:44:49,425
Well, thank you for
that great tip, Gwen.
1189
00:44:49,469 --> 00:44:50,469
This is fun.
1190
00:44:52,211 --> 00:44:55,040
You guys ever look around and
just think
1191
00:44:55,083 --> 00:44:57,738
how the hell are we all still
friends?
1192
00:44:57,782 --> 00:44:59,392
All the time.
1193
00:44:59,435 --> 00:45:02,351
So many people lose touch after
college.
1194
00:45:02,395 --> 00:45:03,788
We are so lucky.
1195
00:45:05,354 --> 00:45:06,354
Yeah.
1196
00:45:08,096 --> 00:45:09,707
Oh, God damn it.
1197
00:45:11,752 --> 00:45:14,929
Am I not allowed one day to
myself, Mike?
1198
00:45:16,714 --> 00:45:17,995
When you go and play
poker with your friends,
1199
00:45:18,019 --> 00:45:19,586
am I calling you every five
minutes,
1200
00:45:19,629 --> 00:45:21,980
"Michael, oh, how do I
get the garage door open?
1201
00:45:22,023 --> 00:45:24,112
Michael, how do I wipe my own
fucking ass?
1202
00:45:24,156 --> 00:45:25,984
Michael, how do I do this and
that?"
1203
00:45:26,027 --> 00:45:28,160
What is it that you need
Michael, really?
1204
00:45:28,203 --> 00:45:29,422
Sorry, ladies.
1205
00:45:29,465 --> 00:45:31,598
I told you she likes
Cardi B before her nap.
1206
00:45:31,641 --> 00:45:32,773
That's what she likes.
1207
00:45:32,817 --> 00:45:33,818
I don't,
1208
00:45:33,861 --> 00:45:35,950
no, I can't walk you through it
1209
00:45:35,994 --> 00:45:37,778
Might make a documentary about
her
1210
00:45:37,822 --> 00:45:38,866
in a few years.
1211
00:45:39,911 --> 00:45:40,999
She's unstable.
1212
00:45:42,043 --> 00:45:44,176
You're so balanced, Gwen.
1213
00:45:44,219 --> 00:45:46,526
Seriously, how do you do it?
1214
00:45:46,569 --> 00:45:49,181
See it's just, the key,
1215
00:45:49,224 --> 00:45:51,183
I'm gonna tell you,
you don't tell anybody,
1216
00:45:52,271 --> 00:45:54,752
is everything in moderation,
okay?
1217
00:45:56,014 --> 00:45:59,887
I'm gonna sip this one glass
for the rest of the day.
1218
00:46:00,932 --> 00:46:01,889
Cheers.
1219
00:46:01,933 --> 00:46:02,933
Cheers.
1220
00:46:04,283 --> 00:46:06,024
I want a burger.
1221
00:46:06,067 --> 00:46:07,286
That sounds good.
1222
00:46:07,329 --> 00:46:08,853
Don't you not eat red meat?
1223
00:46:08,896 --> 00:46:12,160
I haven't had red meat in
years, but I want a burger.
1224
00:46:12,204 --> 00:46:13,858
Don't tell anybody.
1225
00:46:13,901 --> 00:46:14,772
I won't.
1226
00:46:14,815 --> 00:46:16,382
Don't tell anyone on my blog.
1227
00:46:18,384 --> 00:46:21,256
Oh no, your blog, I love your
blog.
1228
00:46:25,304 --> 00:46:29,830
I know everyone thinks I
have this super glamorous life.
1229
00:46:29,874 --> 00:46:31,701
Because you constantly remind
us.
1230
00:46:34,443 --> 00:46:35,793
I'm really lonely, Liv.
1231
00:46:37,577 --> 00:46:39,144
I know.
1232
00:46:39,187 --> 00:46:40,449
You do?
1233
00:46:40,493 --> 00:46:41,755
Paige, no one brags that much
1234
00:46:41,799 --> 00:46:42,863
about how great their life is
1235
00:46:42,887 --> 00:46:45,759
if they're actually happy with
it.
1236
00:46:48,153 --> 00:46:50,851
I do keep myself busy with my
traveling
1237
00:46:50,895 --> 00:46:53,593
and wearing bikinis.
1238
00:46:53,636 --> 00:46:55,638
So many fucking bikinis.
1239
00:46:57,771 --> 00:47:02,297
The truth is I don't have
anything real in my life.
1240
00:47:02,341 --> 00:47:05,126
I don't live anywhere.
1241
00:47:05,170 --> 00:47:07,215
I don't have have that
last phone call to someone
1242
00:47:07,259 --> 00:47:08,390
at the end of the day.
1243
00:47:10,262 --> 00:47:15,267
This is probably the rose
talking, but I envy you.
1244
00:47:15,963 --> 00:47:17,399
No I do.
Oh, come on.
1245
00:47:17,443 --> 00:47:18,313
I do.
1246
00:47:18,357 --> 00:47:21,882
God chose you to be a mama, Liv.
1247
00:47:21,926 --> 00:47:24,406
He thought you were perfect
enough to be bonded with someone
1248
00:47:24,450 --> 00:47:25,625
for the rest of your life,
1249
00:47:25,668 --> 00:47:28,149
so He put this little baby
inside of you,
1250
00:47:28,193 --> 00:47:29,759
this little seed.
1251
00:47:29,803 --> 00:47:30,586
Yeah.
1252
00:47:30,630 --> 00:47:31,892
Okay, that's so sweet.
1253
00:47:31,936 --> 00:47:33,565
This is not exactly how
it happened, though.
1254
00:47:33,589 --> 00:47:35,591
'Cause there was a recall
on my birth control
1255
00:47:35,635 --> 00:47:36,549
because people were getting
pregnant.
1256
00:47:36,592 --> 00:47:38,856
So, it's more likely.
1257
00:47:39,900 --> 00:47:41,510
Still a miracle from God.
1258
00:47:43,338 --> 00:47:44,339
Okay.
1259
00:47:44,383 --> 00:47:45,383
Yeah.
1260
00:47:46,428 --> 00:47:47,516
When I do tell the group,
1261
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:49,388
let's just not say stuff like
that.
1262
00:47:49,431 --> 00:47:50,563
Why?
1263
00:47:50,606 --> 00:47:52,304
Well, because it makes it
sound like
1264
00:47:52,347 --> 00:47:54,523
anybody who can't get pregnant
1265
00:47:54,567 --> 00:47:56,612
isn't chosen by God or
something.
1266
00:47:58,876 --> 00:48:00,921
We can't try to interpret
God's plans.
1267
00:48:02,053 --> 00:48:04,533
Well, that's exactly what
you're doing.
1268
00:48:04,577 --> 00:48:05,665
Agree to disagree.
1269
00:48:05,708 --> 00:48:06,753
Okay.
1270
00:48:06,796 --> 00:48:07,710
Oh my God.
1271
00:48:07,754 --> 00:48:10,235
When is the wedding?
1272
00:48:10,278 --> 00:48:12,454
What wedding?
You and Nick.
1273
00:48:12,498 --> 00:48:14,717
You're gonna wanna do it
before you start showing.
1274
00:48:14,761 --> 00:48:15,761
Oh.
1275
00:48:16,937 --> 00:48:18,025
Yeah.
I don't know.
1276
00:48:18,069 --> 00:48:21,246
I don't know if we are getting
married.
1277
00:48:21,289 --> 00:48:23,683
Oh Liv, come on. You're not
gonna let this baby grow up
1278
00:48:23,726 --> 00:48:25,554
without a stable home life.
1279
00:48:27,165 --> 00:48:29,384
Are you talking to my stomach?
1280
00:48:29,428 --> 00:48:31,125
There is a baby in there, Liv.
1281
00:48:31,169 --> 00:48:32,431
Yeah.
1282
00:48:32,474 --> 00:48:34,389
Oh my God, I'm so happy for you.
1283
00:48:34,433 --> 00:48:35,433
I know.
1284
00:48:40,091 --> 00:48:41,091
Fuck.
1285
00:49:23,090 --> 00:49:24,526
Friends, sisters.
1286
00:49:25,353 --> 00:49:27,747
I got the essential oils.
1287
00:49:27,790 --> 00:49:30,054
Who wants some ylang ylang?
1288
00:49:31,577 --> 00:49:32,578
You want some?
1289
00:49:32,621 --> 00:49:34,406
Oh Kel, Kel, Kel, Kel.
1290
00:49:34,449 --> 00:49:36,190
Kel, Kel.
No, no, no, no, no.
1291
00:49:37,104 --> 00:49:38,584
You need to lift with your legs.
1292
00:49:38,627 --> 00:49:39,411
Let me help.
1293
00:49:39,454 --> 00:49:40,499
I got it.
1294
00:49:40,542 --> 00:49:42,327
I'm very, very strong.
1295
00:49:42,370 --> 00:49:44,044
Hey, Liv. We're just gonna
throw this in your walkin
1296
00:49:44,068 --> 00:49:44,894
for a couple of hours.
1297
00:49:44,938 --> 00:49:46,113
Yeah.
No, that's great.
1298
00:49:46,157 --> 00:49:47,612
One of the perks of being an
event later,
1299
00:49:47,636 --> 00:49:49,247
aside from the coordinated table
runners.
1300
00:49:49,290 --> 00:49:50,074
Oh
1301
00:49:50,117 --> 00:49:50,944
Ow.
1302
00:49:50,988 --> 00:49:52,511
Ow.
1303
00:49:52,554 --> 00:49:53,554
Oh.
Oh.
1304
00:49:55,601 --> 00:49:56,384
Are you okay?
1305
00:49:56,428 --> 00:49:57,907
Oh no.
1306
00:49:57,951 --> 00:49:59,126
I think it's broken.
1307
00:49:59,170 --> 00:50:00,258
I think it's broken.
1308
00:50:00,301 --> 00:50:01,650
No.
1309
00:50:01,694 --> 00:50:03,391
Definitely broken.
1310
00:50:03,435 --> 00:50:05,654
Seriously, how much
has she had to drink?
1311
00:50:05,698 --> 00:50:07,004
Just one glass.
1312
00:50:08,831 --> 00:50:10,485
It's a very large penis.
1313
00:50:11,399 --> 00:50:13,401
Don't break it.
Okay.
1314
00:50:13,445 --> 00:50:16,926
And if you guys each spend
50 bucks today on products,
1315
00:50:16,970 --> 00:50:19,059
you get a free sample
of charcoal toothpaste.
1316
00:50:19,103 --> 00:50:21,148
Oh, that stuff freaks me out.
1317
00:50:21,192 --> 00:50:25,152
And I could really use the sale.
1318
00:50:25,196 --> 00:50:27,067
My parents gave me the
money to invest in this
1319
00:50:27,111 --> 00:50:29,983
and I promised them that this
time I would stick with it.
1320
00:50:30,027 --> 00:50:32,681
That this time wouldn't be like
the pooper scooper business
1321
00:50:32,725 --> 00:50:36,076
or the Herbalife or the Trim
Spa or the kitchen gadgets.
1322
00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:38,774
Oh, well, I
still use my garlic peeler.
1323
00:50:38,818 --> 00:50:41,821
See?
That was a good purchase.
1324
00:50:41,864 --> 00:50:45,085
Yeah, I use my personalized
ice pick all the time.
1325
00:50:45,129 --> 00:50:47,150
Speaking of which, when are
they coming to get that penis?
1326
00:50:47,174 --> 00:50:48,654
I never got a picture with it.
1327
00:50:48,697 --> 00:50:49,872
Oh, 7:00.
1328
00:50:49,916 --> 00:50:51,396
We'll bring it back out before
then.
1329
00:50:51,439 --> 00:50:54,747
Just needs a couple of
hours in the deep freeze.
1330
00:50:56,531 --> 00:50:58,272
Okay.
1331
00:51:00,144 --> 00:51:01,884
This one is called Thriller
1332
00:51:01,928 --> 00:51:05,192
and it is for brightening and
tightening.
1333
00:51:05,236 --> 00:51:08,717
And this one is called Beat It
1334
00:51:08,761 --> 00:51:11,633
and it helps get rid of
toxins and blemishes.
1335
00:51:11,677 --> 00:51:13,037
Is that the
one that you put on me?
1336
00:51:13,070 --> 00:51:14,723
That Thriller one?
1337
00:51:14,767 --> 00:51:15,550
I think so.
1338
00:51:15,594 --> 00:51:17,726
Very tingly.
1339
00:51:17,770 --> 00:51:19,119
That means it's working.
1340
00:51:19,163 --> 00:51:20,555
With each tingling sensation,
1341
00:51:20,599 --> 00:51:22,905
imagine thousands of
toxins and free radicals
1342
00:51:22,949 --> 00:51:25,125
being sucked out of your abused
pores.
1343
00:51:25,169 --> 00:51:26,320
I don't really want to imagine
that,
1344
00:51:26,344 --> 00:51:27,127
but thank you.
1345
00:51:27,171 --> 00:51:28,172
Yeah.
1346
00:51:28,215 --> 00:51:30,087
I'm feeling the tingling
sensation
1347
00:51:30,130 --> 00:51:33,873
and it's almost even
moving into like a burning.
1348
00:51:33,916 --> 00:51:34,787
Yeah, me too, me too, me too.
1349
00:51:34,830 --> 00:51:35,918
Yeah, you know what?
1350
00:51:35,962 --> 00:51:36,876
I'm actually, I'm with Liv on
that.
1351
00:51:36,919 --> 00:51:38,747
It is burning.
Is that normal?
1352
00:51:38,791 --> 00:51:39,922
It's weird.
1353
00:51:39,966 --> 00:51:42,360
Uhhuh, totally Okay.
1354
00:51:42,403 --> 00:51:44,753
Now I'll just set the
timer for 15 minutes
1355
00:51:44,797 --> 00:51:45,841
Shit, this is actually,
1356
00:51:45,885 --> 00:51:47,234
really seriously hurting.
1357
00:51:47,278 --> 00:51:48,298
Kel, your face is not burning
right now?
1358
00:51:48,322 --> 00:51:50,281
Something is wrong.
1359
00:51:50,324 --> 00:51:51,151
Nope.
1360
00:51:51,195 --> 00:51:52,805
Feels refreshing.
1361
00:51:52,848 --> 00:51:54,807
No, no, no, no.
This hurts
1362
00:51:54,850 --> 00:51:56,461
I gotta get this off.
1363
00:51:56,504 --> 00:51:58,245
Okay, no.
Okay.
1364
00:51:58,289 --> 00:52:00,595
Kelly, it's not coming off.
1365
00:52:00,639 --> 00:52:01,901
Why is this not coming off?
1366
00:52:01,944 --> 00:52:04,033
Kelly it's not coming
off, it really hurts.
1367
00:52:04,077 --> 00:52:05,837
Guys, come on. I do
these masques all the time.
1368
00:52:05,861 --> 00:52:07,602
This is totally normal.
1369
00:52:09,300 --> 00:52:10,997
Something is happening.
1370
00:52:12,259 --> 00:52:13,956
Just a few more minutes.
1371
00:52:19,745 --> 00:52:21,007
Oh, oh.
1372
00:52:21,050 --> 00:52:22,443
Oh that burns.
1373
00:52:28,754 --> 00:52:30,123
You don't need to wash your
faces.
1374
00:52:30,147 --> 00:52:32,018
Don't wash your faces.
1375
00:52:36,283 --> 00:52:39,025
No wait for me, wait for me.
1376
00:52:39,068 --> 00:52:41,680
You guys are being ridiculous.
1377
00:53:04,529 --> 00:53:06,226
Are you in labor?
Are you in labor?
1378
00:53:06,270 --> 00:53:07,575
Oh my God, oh my God.
1379
00:53:07,619 --> 00:53:09,490
Give her room people, give her
room.
1380
00:53:09,534 --> 00:53:13,364
Woman with child, woman with
child.
1381
00:53:38,606 --> 00:53:41,261
Hey Liv, I'm Shut up, Paige.
1382
00:53:41,305 --> 00:53:43,220
Damn, I was just
I said, shut up.
1383
00:53:43,263 --> 00:53:44,308
I don't wanna hear it.
1384
00:53:46,266 --> 00:53:47,266
You promised.
1385
00:53:52,577 --> 00:53:55,188
I can't believe you told
Paige before the rest of us.
1386
00:53:55,232 --> 00:53:56,145
Yeah.
1387
00:53:56,189 --> 00:53:57,930
How could you do this to
Natalie?
1388
00:53:57,973 --> 00:53:59,671
Today of all days.
1389
00:53:59,714 --> 00:54:02,239
I did not do anything to
Natalie.
1390
00:54:03,414 --> 00:54:05,479
You guys, this is exactly
what I was trying to avoid.
1391
00:54:05,503 --> 00:54:07,113
If you wanna be pissed off at
somebody,
1392
00:54:07,156 --> 00:54:08,636
be pissed at Paige.
1393
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:09,550
Okay.
1394
00:54:09,594 --> 00:54:11,726
Well, once we all calm down,
1395
00:54:11,770 --> 00:54:15,382
I think we can all agree
that this is amazing news,
1396
00:54:15,426 --> 00:54:17,471
no matter how or when we found
out.
1397
00:54:18,429 --> 00:54:20,953
And that our faces
aren't really that burnt.
1398
00:54:22,607 --> 00:54:24,217
Thanks, Kelly.
1399
00:54:24,261 --> 00:54:27,089
I mean, for the first part of
that.
1400
00:54:27,133 --> 00:54:28,656
Yeah, I agree.
1401
00:54:28,700 --> 00:54:29,962
I'm really happy for you.
1402
00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:35,881
We're all so happy for you
1403
00:54:35,924 --> 00:54:39,537
because nothing ever works
out for perfect Olivia.
1404
00:54:39,580 --> 00:54:42,366
Thank God something finally went
your way.
1405
00:54:42,409 --> 00:54:46,021
Something which, by the
way, you didn't even want.
1406
00:54:46,065 --> 00:54:47,066
The fuck?
1407
00:54:47,109 --> 00:54:48,502
Okay, you need to stop right
now.
1408
00:54:48,546 --> 00:54:50,112
Oh, do I?
Yeah.
1409
00:54:50,156 --> 00:54:51,156
Do I?
1410
00:54:52,376 --> 00:54:53,333
Do I?
1411
00:54:53,377 --> 00:54:54,203
You know what?
1412
00:54:54,247 --> 00:54:55,117
Hey,
1413
00:54:55,161 --> 00:54:56,858
maybe I do.
1414
00:54:56,902 --> 00:54:59,339
Maybe I do need to stop.
1415
00:54:59,383 --> 00:55:00,949
Stop, what?
1416
00:55:01,776 --> 00:55:02,560
Where are we?
1417
00:55:02,603 --> 00:55:03,865
Okay, look.
1418
00:55:03,909 --> 00:55:08,174
You guys have no idea
what it's like to be me.
1419
00:55:08,217 --> 00:55:10,655
You are absolutely
right about that, Gwen.
1420
00:55:10,698 --> 00:55:13,135
No idea what it's like to be so
rich
1421
00:55:13,179 --> 00:55:16,487
that I stage impromptu photo
shoots for my bullshit business
1422
00:55:16,530 --> 00:55:18,793
that my husband totally pays
for.
1423
00:55:18,837 --> 00:55:21,143
You are absolutely right about
that, Gwen.
1424
00:55:21,187 --> 00:55:22,275
"Friends, friends.
1425
00:55:22,319 --> 00:55:24,973
Have you had your caviar facial
today?
1426
00:55:25,017 --> 00:55:27,846
Oh, don't forget to work out
300 fucking days in a row."
1427
00:55:27,889 --> 00:55:28,673
No, no.
1428
00:55:28,716 --> 00:55:30,414
Yoga is not a workout,
1429
00:55:30,457 --> 00:55:32,851
it is a work in, okay?
1430
00:55:32,894 --> 00:55:34,983
I inspire people.
1431
00:55:35,027 --> 00:55:38,639
Have you ever tried to
help people live the path
1432
00:55:38,683 --> 00:55:40,772
or follow their passion?
1433
00:55:40,815 --> 00:55:42,948
"Hi, I'm Morgan, 'Michael.'
1434
00:55:42,991 --> 00:55:45,516
I'm a mom, and that makes
everything I do
1435
00:55:45,559 --> 00:55:47,561
so much more important than
anything
1436
00:55:47,605 --> 00:55:50,129
that anyone has ever done
in the history of the world.
1437
00:55:50,172 --> 00:55:51,933
But I'm still gonna
complain about it anyway."
1438
00:55:51,957 --> 00:55:53,393
You know what, guys?
1439
00:55:53,437 --> 00:55:55,439
Be the change,
1440
00:55:55,482 --> 00:55:57,745
sisters and friends.
1441
00:55:57,789 --> 00:56:01,227
You never fail until you see the
darkness
1442
00:56:01,270 --> 00:56:02,707
in the stars, okay?
1443
00:56:02,750 --> 00:56:05,274
Until you let go of what you are
1444
00:56:05,318 --> 00:56:08,539
and I become what I might be.
1445
00:56:08,582 --> 00:56:10,062
I hear you, Gwen.
1446
00:56:10,105 --> 00:56:12,760
It must be so hard to wanna
help people all the time.
1447
00:56:14,066 --> 00:56:15,459
Wow.
1448
00:56:15,502 --> 00:56:17,896
So now you're turning against me
too.
1449
00:56:17,939 --> 00:56:19,419
Okay, I get it.
1450
00:56:19,463 --> 00:56:22,030
No, I'm agreeing with you.
1451
00:56:23,162 --> 00:56:24,946
You know what?
Forget it.
1452
00:56:24,990 --> 00:56:26,557
Just forget it, okay?
1453
00:56:27,471 --> 00:56:29,831
Why don't we go inside and
get you something to eat, okay?
1454
00:56:29,864 --> 00:56:30,952
Why?
1455
00:56:30,996 --> 00:56:33,955
So you could just talk about my
back?
1456
00:56:33,999 --> 00:56:35,566
That you know nothing about.
1457
00:56:35,609 --> 00:56:37,350
You know what, you guys?
1458
00:56:37,394 --> 00:56:40,005
Just forget it.
1459
00:56:40,048 --> 00:56:41,398
You know what?
1460
00:56:41,441 --> 00:56:43,071
I would just like to say
that I know what it's like
1461
00:56:43,095 --> 00:56:44,488
to have a passion.
1462
00:56:44,531 --> 00:56:46,117
Yeah, you're not the
only one with vision, Gwen.
1463
00:56:46,141 --> 00:56:47,404
Thank you.
1464
00:56:47,447 --> 00:56:49,318
We're trying to say
that we're on your side.
1465
00:56:49,362 --> 00:56:50,842
I would not go that far.
1466
00:56:50,885 --> 00:56:52,321
You know what?
1467
00:56:52,365 --> 00:56:54,038
If anyone should be pissed
about feeling unsupported,
1468
00:56:54,062 --> 00:56:55,150
it's me.
1469
00:56:55,194 --> 00:56:57,326
Have any of you ever canvased
for me?
1470
00:56:57,370 --> 00:57:00,721
Or knocked on people's doors
or volunteered to text?
1471
00:57:00,765 --> 00:57:03,811
It's fucking texting, you
assholes.
1472
00:57:03,855 --> 00:57:06,118
I've invited you to rallies,
fundraisers.
1473
00:57:06,161 --> 00:57:09,034
You will go to Kelly's polygamy
dinner,
1474
00:57:09,077 --> 00:57:12,341
but God forbid you waste any of
your time
1475
00:57:12,385 --> 00:57:13,691
on something insignificant,
1476
00:57:13,734 --> 00:57:15,736
like the future of our fucking
country.
1477
00:57:15,780 --> 00:57:17,259
Which is in great fucking shape,
1478
00:57:17,303 --> 00:57:18,347
by the way.
Oh, Jesus.
1479
00:57:18,391 --> 00:57:19,412
No, you know what?
Shame on you.
1480
00:57:19,436 --> 00:57:20,567
Just because we're friends
1481
00:57:20,611 --> 00:57:21,718
doesn't mean I have to run
around town
1482
00:57:21,742 --> 00:57:23,352
supporting your liberal
treehugging,
1483
00:57:23,396 --> 00:57:24,963
snowflake ass
Oh my God, oh my God.
1484
00:57:25,006 --> 00:57:26,921
Political views.
Oh my God, oh my God.
1485
00:57:26,965 --> 00:57:29,402
Oh my God.
1486
00:57:29,446 --> 00:57:33,058
Can we get back to me, okay?
1487
00:57:33,101 --> 00:57:35,234
I have an image, okay?
1488
00:57:35,277 --> 00:57:38,933
People expect me to live a
certain way and
1489
00:57:40,761 --> 00:57:42,328
here I am,
1490
00:57:42,371 --> 00:57:44,722
almost a 30 year old woman
1491
00:57:44,765 --> 00:57:46,680
Okay, no, you are 32
like the rest of us.
1492
00:57:46,724 --> 00:57:50,031
And my husband of less than
three years,
1493
00:57:50,075 --> 00:57:52,773
is already out fucking
every blonde pair of tits
1494
00:57:52,817 --> 00:57:54,166
he can get his hands on.
1495
00:57:54,209 --> 00:57:58,605
Which let me tell you, in
Orange County, is a lot.
1496
00:57:58,649 --> 00:58:00,302
And you.
1497
00:58:00,346 --> 00:58:03,218
Oh, you think you're the only
one?
1498
00:58:03,262 --> 00:58:06,744
You think you're the only one
who didn't wanna get pregnant?
1499
00:58:06,787 --> 00:58:09,486
But then did want a
baby, and then you tried,
1500
00:58:09,529 --> 00:58:10,704
but you couldn't have one.
1501
00:58:10,748 --> 00:58:12,445
So you shoot yourself up with
hormones,
1502
00:58:12,489 --> 00:58:13,838
but that doesn't work.
1503
00:58:13,881 --> 00:58:16,014
So you get some eggs, but
none of those are good.
1504
00:58:16,057 --> 00:58:17,624
So we'll just freeze those.
1505
00:58:17,668 --> 00:58:21,715
But hey, at least I can have
fucking sushi whenever I want.
1506
00:58:21,759 --> 00:58:22,803
Gwen
1507
00:58:22,847 --> 00:58:25,284
No, I don't wanna hear it, okay?
1508
00:58:25,327 --> 00:58:27,112
Especially from you.
1509
00:58:27,155 --> 00:58:28,548
And not from any of you
1510
00:58:28,592 --> 00:58:32,378
who aren't listening to
a fucking word I've said.
1511
00:58:32,421 --> 00:58:33,510
We're listening.
1512
00:58:33,553 --> 00:58:35,729
I'm standing here listening.
1513
00:58:35,773 --> 00:58:37,905
Hey, what the fuck happened to
my milk?
1514
00:58:43,824 --> 00:58:45,913
I may have drank it all.
1515
00:58:45,957 --> 00:58:47,045
Ew.
1516
00:58:47,088 --> 00:58:48,176
What?
1517
00:58:48,220 --> 00:58:50,527
She was just gonna throw it out
anyway.
1518
00:58:53,530 --> 00:58:55,140
Oh, Jesus.
You okay?
1519
00:58:55,183 --> 00:58:56,183
No, no, no.
1520
00:58:57,055 --> 00:58:58,535
Oh.
1521
00:58:58,578 --> 00:58:59,971
Oh.
1522
00:59:00,014 --> 00:59:02,669
It's just a little acid
reflux, friends.
1523
00:59:02,713 --> 00:59:04,105
Nothing to worry about.
1524
00:59:05,977 --> 00:59:06,977
Oh.
1525
00:59:09,633 --> 00:59:12,331
I hope no one was looking
forward to an evening swim.
1526
00:59:12,374 --> 00:59:14,507
No, I'll clean it, I clean.
1527
00:59:14,551 --> 00:59:16,901
Where's your scooper?
1528
00:59:22,559 --> 00:59:25,823
But it's very, it's
actually very cleansing.
1529
00:59:25,866 --> 00:59:26,867
Very cleansing for you.
1530
00:59:26,911 --> 00:59:28,173
You should try it.
1531
00:59:28,216 --> 00:59:31,393
But that's okay 'cause
that was the last of it.
1532
00:59:32,351 --> 00:59:33,570
Oh no wait, there's more.
1533
00:59:44,276 --> 00:59:46,452
I think might have
drank a little too much.
1534
00:59:52,545 --> 00:59:54,460
I'm sorry about Tom.
1535
00:59:54,503 --> 00:59:55,679
Yeah.
1536
00:59:55,722 --> 00:59:57,724
He was a total douchebag when I
knew him.
1537
00:59:57,768 --> 00:59:59,900
I just never said anything
because
1538
00:59:59,944 --> 01:00:03,643
Because you thought I
deserved to be with a douchebag.
1539
01:00:03,687 --> 01:00:04,470
What?
1540
01:00:04,513 --> 01:00:06,167
No, stop it.
1541
01:00:06,211 --> 01:00:09,127
Because I'd never seen you so
happy, Gwen.
1542
01:00:09,170 --> 01:00:10,389
I didn't wanna be the one
1543
01:00:10,432 --> 01:00:12,260
to ruin whatever it was
you thought you had.
1544
01:00:12,304 --> 01:00:13,653
I thought about it.
1545
01:00:13,697 --> 01:00:14,697
Trust me.
1546
01:00:16,177 --> 01:00:17,439
When I saw how pissed you got
1547
01:00:17,483 --> 01:00:18,678
when I said he'd seen
my boobs, I was like,
1548
01:00:18,702 --> 01:00:20,181
"Well, shit.
1549
01:00:20,225 --> 01:00:22,345
If I tell her he slept with
every dumb whore in SoCal,
1550
01:00:23,620 --> 01:00:25,186
I might push her over the edge."
1551
01:00:26,100 --> 01:00:28,233
So, I kept my mouth shut.
1552
01:00:29,669 --> 01:00:31,976
I wore that ugly bridesmaids
dress,
1553
01:00:32,019 --> 01:00:33,542
and I told him at the wedding,
1554
01:00:33,586 --> 01:00:36,067
"You keep your dick and your
pants once that ring is on."
1555
01:00:37,459 --> 01:00:38,459
You did?
1556
01:00:39,418 --> 01:00:40,593
Yeah, I did.
1557
01:00:41,768 --> 01:00:42,769
Thank you.
1558
01:00:44,075 --> 01:00:46,512
Maybe you can't get
pregnant because of him.
1559
01:00:46,555 --> 01:00:48,557
It could totally be his sperm.
1560
01:00:48,601 --> 01:00:50,274
Yeah, he probably has
a super low sperm count
1561
01:00:50,298 --> 01:00:51,386
cause of all the drugs.
1562
01:00:51,430 --> 01:00:52,649
Antidepressants.
1563
01:00:52,692 --> 01:00:53,650
And cocaine.
1564
01:00:53,693 --> 01:00:54,868
Ooh, what?
1565
01:00:54,912 --> 01:00:56,696
I did not know that.
Shit.
1566
01:00:56,740 --> 01:00:57,566
See?
1567
01:00:57,610 --> 01:00:58,610
There you go.
1568
01:01:00,091 --> 01:01:02,833
Probably ruined your
perception of me.
1569
01:01:02,876 --> 01:01:03,876
Newsflash.
1570
01:01:05,096 --> 01:01:06,184
I'm a mess.
1571
01:01:06,227 --> 01:01:07,707
We know.
1572
01:01:07,751 --> 01:01:08,815
I like you like this better.
1573
01:01:08,839 --> 01:01:10,623
It reminds me of college Gwen.
1574
01:01:10,667 --> 01:01:11,667
Yeah, me too.
1575
01:01:13,408 --> 01:01:15,019
Can I tell you guys something?
1576
01:01:15,062 --> 01:01:17,369
Anything.
Sure.
1577
01:01:17,412 --> 01:01:19,458
I fucking hate yoga.
1578
01:01:19,501 --> 01:01:20,589
What?
1579
01:01:20,633 --> 01:01:21,852
Wait.
1580
01:01:21,895 --> 01:01:23,157
Wait.
1581
01:01:23,201 --> 01:01:25,159
So the whole 300 days
of yoga was bullshit?
1582
01:01:25,203 --> 01:01:27,945
Oh no.
Oh that's true.
1583
01:01:27,988 --> 01:01:29,990
Only because I'm fucking the
instructor.
1584
01:01:33,515 --> 01:01:34,515
What?
1585
01:01:35,953 --> 01:01:37,694
He's very flexible.
1586
01:01:39,173 --> 01:01:40,173
He is.
1587
01:01:46,137 --> 01:01:47,137
Kelly.
1588
01:01:47,878 --> 01:01:48,835
Gum.
1589
01:01:48,879 --> 01:01:49,923
Oh, sorry.
Yeah.
1590
01:01:54,493 --> 01:01:56,364
I'm worried about Gwen.
1591
01:01:56,408 --> 01:01:59,454
Yeah, that spiraled
outta control really fast.
1592
01:02:01,892 --> 01:02:03,328
Thanks.
1593
01:02:03,371 --> 01:02:05,199
Babe, it's for the gum.
Ooh, great idea.
1594
01:02:05,243 --> 01:02:08,246
It was a fresh piece, I
will save it for later.
1595
01:02:12,598 --> 01:02:14,600
I'm worried Gwen has a drinking
problem.
1596
01:02:15,862 --> 01:02:17,385
Yeah and an anger management
problem.
1597
01:02:17,429 --> 01:02:19,997
And I don't know, probably
a chemical imbalance.
1598
01:02:22,129 --> 01:02:23,957
This day has been a disaster.
1599
01:02:24,001 --> 01:02:25,350
No, don't say that.
1600
01:02:25,393 --> 01:02:27,961
It's early, we can still turn it
around.
1601
01:02:28,005 --> 01:02:29,789
We haven't even done your gift
bags yet.
1602
01:02:29,833 --> 01:02:32,270
Oh, yeah.
1603
01:02:32,313 --> 01:02:34,228
The gift bags.
1604
01:02:34,272 --> 01:02:37,057
That's actually how I
was gonna tell you guys
1605
01:02:37,101 --> 01:02:38,580
about the baby.
1606
01:02:39,756 --> 01:02:41,646
I put a little picture of the
sonogram in there and it says,
1607
01:02:41,670 --> 01:02:44,238
"Will you beat my godmoms?" on
it.
1608
01:02:44,282 --> 01:02:45,109
My God.
1609
01:02:45,152 --> 01:02:46,850
I love that so much.
1610
01:02:49,243 --> 01:02:50,767
Can I see the sonogram?
1611
01:02:52,638 --> 01:02:53,726
Yeah, sure.
1612
01:02:54,858 --> 01:02:56,511
Oh my God.
1613
01:02:56,555 --> 01:02:57,556
So beautiful.
1614
01:02:58,557 --> 01:03:00,472
And it's inside of you.
1615
01:03:02,822 --> 01:03:03,954
It's so crazy, right?
1616
01:03:03,997 --> 01:03:04,997
Yeah.
1617
01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:13,137
I know I always said that
I never wanted to be a mom
1618
01:03:13,180 --> 01:03:16,488
You don't have to
explain anything to me.
1619
01:03:17,619 --> 01:03:18,619
Thank you.
1620
01:03:25,889 --> 01:03:28,456
This is gonna have to be
the last time we do this.
1621
01:03:29,806 --> 01:03:33,113
Do you ever think that
we've all just grown apart?
1622
01:03:34,027 --> 01:03:38,205
No, it has just been a
weird and an emotional day.
1623
01:03:38,249 --> 01:03:39,685
Yeah.
1624
01:03:39,728 --> 01:03:42,731
Or maybe this is the universe's
way of telling us that
1625
01:03:42,775 --> 01:03:43,775
What?
1626
01:03:46,779 --> 01:03:47,779
Oh my God.
1627
01:03:48,781 --> 01:03:50,000
What?
1628
01:03:50,043 --> 01:03:51,436
I just realized,
1629
01:03:51,479 --> 01:03:53,481
I don't think I like my friends
anymore.
1630
01:03:54,656 --> 01:03:55,440
Oh no baby.
1631
01:03:55,483 --> 01:03:56,920
I still love you.
1632
01:03:56,963 --> 01:03:57,963
Okay.
1633
01:04:02,621 --> 01:04:04,710
This makes me a horrible
person, doesn't it?
1634
01:04:06,233 --> 01:04:07,233
No.
1635
01:04:09,280 --> 01:04:10,890
Is this because I burned your
faces?
1636
01:04:12,239 --> 01:04:13,239
No.
1637
01:04:14,372 --> 01:04:15,242
Oh my God.
1638
01:04:15,286 --> 01:04:16,113
I mean, that wasn't great, but
1639
01:04:16,156 --> 01:04:16,940
No, it definitely wasn't.
1640
01:04:16,983 --> 01:04:17,983
No.
No.
1641
01:04:21,074 --> 01:04:22,074
Oh.
1642
01:04:25,209 --> 01:04:26,906
So you don't
like us anymore, Liv?
1643
01:04:26,950 --> 01:04:28,168
I
1644
01:04:28,212 --> 01:04:30,431
Honestly, at least
someone finally said it.
1645
01:04:31,955 --> 01:04:33,434
What?
1646
01:04:33,478 --> 01:04:35,195
Come on, is anyone really
happy to be here right now?
1647
01:04:35,219 --> 01:04:36,655
I am.
1648
01:04:36,698 --> 01:04:38,004
Okay.
1649
01:04:38,048 --> 01:04:39,048
It's not,
1650
01:04:39,832 --> 01:04:42,226
it has been an emotional
day and that's not,
1651
01:04:42,269 --> 01:04:43,314
it's not what I meant.
1652
01:04:43,357 --> 01:04:45,359
What exactly did you mean, then?
1653
01:04:45,403 --> 01:04:47,013
Yeah, not too many other
meanings for,
1654
01:04:47,057 --> 01:04:49,320
"I don't like them."
1655
01:04:49,363 --> 01:04:50,582
You know what?
1656
01:04:50,625 --> 01:04:51,820
This probably should
have happened years ago.
1657
01:04:51,844 --> 01:04:53,019
No, no, no, no.
Come on.
1658
01:04:53,063 --> 01:04:54,760
No, Liv.
She's right.
1659
01:04:54,803 --> 01:04:56,718
Oh, now you're on my side?
1660
01:04:57,806 --> 01:05:01,027
Okay guys, this was very
clearly taken out of context,
1661
01:05:01,071 --> 01:05:06,076
and that's not what I was trying
to say.
1662
01:05:06,511 --> 01:05:09,557
I wasn't talking about any
of you specifically, Morgan.
1663
01:05:09,601 --> 01:05:12,386
I'm just saying that
after all of these years,
1664
01:05:12,430 --> 01:05:16,347
we have all changed so much,
right?
1665
01:05:16,390 --> 01:05:18,392
And I don't know,
1666
01:05:18,436 --> 01:05:20,438
maybe we're just hanging on to
something
1667
01:05:20,481 --> 01:05:22,962
that lived in a very
special moment in time.
1668
01:05:23,006 --> 01:05:26,487
And we should just appreciate
that for what it is
1669
01:05:26,531 --> 01:05:28,794
instead of trying to
force some relationship
1670
01:05:28,837 --> 01:05:31,318
purely based on our history
together.
1671
01:05:36,628 --> 01:05:39,500
I could also be wrong because
now that I'm hearing that,
1672
01:05:39,544 --> 01:05:41,415
that sounds so ridiculous.
Yeah.
1673
01:05:41,459 --> 01:05:44,766
So who is up for some karaoke?
1674
01:05:44,810 --> 01:05:45,680
Woo.
1675
01:05:45,724 --> 01:05:46,986
You know what, Liv?
1676
01:05:47,030 --> 01:05:48,529
You're not that easy to
be around either, okay?
1677
01:05:48,553 --> 01:05:50,424
You never have been.
1678
01:05:50,468 --> 01:05:51,512
But you're my friend,
1679
01:05:51,556 --> 01:05:53,079
and so I put up with your
1680
01:05:53,123 --> 01:05:55,386
perfectionist, controlling
bullshit.
1681
01:05:55,429 --> 01:05:56,865
I pretend to be interested
1682
01:05:56,909 --> 01:05:59,390
while you ramble on about
your event locations
1683
01:05:59,433 --> 01:06:00,913
and your edible terrariums.
1684
01:06:00,957 --> 01:06:02,828
And then I go home and bitch
about you
1685
01:06:02,871 --> 01:06:04,308
for two hours to Pete,
1686
01:06:04,351 --> 01:06:07,311
because that is friendship.
1687
01:06:07,354 --> 01:06:10,314
You hold the rest of the world
to some unattainable standard
1688
01:06:10,357 --> 01:06:13,491
and you finally turn the
fucking measuring stick on us.
1689
01:06:13,534 --> 01:06:16,842
You finally realize that you
are too good to be our friend.
1690
01:06:16,885 --> 01:06:18,931
I don't think she was saying
that, Nat.
1691
01:06:20,150 --> 01:06:22,195
So you don't like my edible
terrariums?
1692
01:06:23,544 --> 01:06:24,544
Does anyone?
1693
01:06:26,330 --> 01:06:27,679
No.
No.
1694
01:06:27,722 --> 01:06:28,722
Not
1695
01:07:23,126 --> 01:07:24,388
Oh, okay.
1696
01:07:24,431 --> 01:07:25,215
Got it?
1697
01:07:25,258 --> 01:07:26,520
Yeah.
Okay.
1698
01:07:27,565 --> 01:07:28,827
Thanks, Liv.
1699
01:07:28,870 --> 01:07:31,003
The guy will be here any
minute to pick it up.
1700
01:07:31,047 --> 01:07:32,850
Well, you're the only
one still talking to me.
1701
01:07:32,874 --> 01:07:35,225
So that's the least I can do.
1702
01:07:35,268 --> 01:07:36,356
Oh my God.
1703
01:07:36,400 --> 01:07:37,879
Can we just leave it here?
1704
01:07:37,923 --> 01:07:40,186
Paige wants a picture
with it by the pool.
1705
01:07:40,230 --> 01:07:41,492
Does she really?
Seriously?
1706
01:07:41,535 --> 01:07:42,319
Okay.
1707
01:07:42,362 --> 01:07:43,450
Yes.
Fine.
1708
01:07:43,494 --> 01:07:45,148
That will be super cute, super
cute.
1709
01:07:45,191 --> 01:07:46,323
Okay.
1710
01:07:46,366 --> 01:07:47,474
And then we can watch the
slideshow?
1711
01:07:47,498 --> 01:07:48,997
I don't think anybody wants to
do that.
1712
01:07:49,021 --> 01:07:50,022
What?
1713
01:07:50,066 --> 01:07:50,979
We have to have a slideshow.
1714
01:07:51,023 --> 01:07:52,372
We always have a slideshow.
1715
01:07:52,416 --> 01:07:53,460
It is tradition, Liv.
1716
01:07:53,504 --> 01:07:54,679
I know.
1717
01:07:54,722 --> 01:07:56,048
I just don't think it's
appropriate, okay?
1718
01:07:56,072 --> 01:07:57,179
Not after everything
that's happened today.
1719
01:07:57,203 --> 01:07:58,248
Come on, please.
1720
01:07:59,640 --> 01:08:01,357
Okay, can we just not
have this conversation
1721
01:08:01,381 --> 01:08:03,470
while we're holding a
giant ice penis please.
1722
01:08:03,514 --> 01:08:04,428
Oh yeah, sure.
1723
01:08:04,471 --> 01:08:06,691
Okay.
Okay
1724
01:08:06,734 --> 01:08:08,127
Keep going.
1725
01:08:08,171 --> 01:08:09,433
Keep going.
I'm going.
1726
01:08:09,476 --> 01:08:10,695
Keep going.
I'm going.
1727
01:08:10,738 --> 01:08:11,609
Keep going.
Kel.
1728
01:08:11,652 --> 01:08:13,045
Okay, hear Okay.
1729
01:08:13,089 --> 01:08:14,046
Be careful.
1730
01:08:14,090 --> 01:08:14,873
Careful.
Okay.
1731
01:08:14,916 --> 01:08:16,092
Careful.
Okay.
1732
01:08:16,135 --> 01:08:17,658
Thank you.
1733
01:08:17,702 --> 01:08:18,702
Okay.
1734
01:08:20,313 --> 01:08:21,401
Well, I have an idea.
1735
01:08:21,445 --> 01:08:22,813
How about we get a group picture
together
1736
01:08:22,837 --> 01:08:24,230
before this thing goes away?
1737
01:08:25,362 --> 01:08:26,711
Come on, I'll start.
1738
01:08:26,754 --> 01:08:27,775
Kel, I think maybe we
should just call it a day.
1739
01:08:27,799 --> 01:08:29,583
I need by the bikini picture.
1740
01:08:29,627 --> 01:08:31,039
Come on, Kelly.
Kelly, will you take it?
1741
01:08:31,063 --> 01:08:32,412
Yeah, sure.
I can take it.
1742
01:08:32,456 --> 01:08:33,650
And that way I can get
one of you and Kelly both.
1743
01:08:33,674 --> 01:08:34,762
Yeah, come on, Paige.
1744
01:08:34,806 --> 01:08:35,589
Let's get a picture together.
Come on.
1745
01:08:35,633 --> 01:08:37,069
I want one by myself.
1746
01:08:37,113 --> 01:08:38,786
Come on, Kelly didn't
do anything to you.
1747
01:08:38,810 --> 01:08:39,680
Just let me take the picture.
1748
01:08:39,724 --> 01:08:40,875
It's not about doing anything.
1749
01:08:40,899 --> 01:08:42,161
I just said no.
1750
01:08:42,205 --> 01:08:43,704
Can you just not be
a child for one second?
1751
01:08:43,728 --> 01:08:44,511
Just let me take it.
1752
01:08:44,555 --> 01:08:45,904
Okay, it's my business,
1753
01:08:45,947 --> 01:08:48,428
so I'm just saying
It's one picture, Paige.
1754
01:08:50,343 --> 01:08:51,344
Oh.
1755
01:08:51,388 --> 01:08:52,388
No.
1756
01:08:54,086 --> 01:08:55,087
Oh my God.
1757
01:08:56,349 --> 01:08:57,785
We have to get it out.
1758
01:08:57,829 --> 01:08:59,111
Who's we?
I'm not getting in there
1759
01:08:59,135 --> 01:09:01,702
I'll lose my deposit
and my boss will kill me
1760
01:09:01,746 --> 01:09:02,984
and I promised I'd have this
ready
1761
01:09:03,008 --> 01:09:04,575
for the bachelorette party.
1762
01:09:04,618 --> 01:09:05,618
You guys.
1763
01:09:07,926 --> 01:09:09,188
No, no, no, no, no.
No.
1764
01:09:09,232 --> 01:09:10,363
No, don't do it.
1765
01:09:11,495 --> 01:09:14,454
Oh my God, that's so disgusting.
1766
01:09:14,498 --> 01:09:16,108
Oh no.
1767
01:09:16,152 --> 01:09:16,935
No.
1768
01:09:16,978 --> 01:09:18,197
Fuck it.
No.
1769
01:09:21,635 --> 01:09:23,594
Okay fuck it, all right I'm
going in.
1770
01:09:23,637 --> 01:09:25,073
You too?
What?
1771
01:09:35,823 --> 01:09:36,824
Oh my God.
1772
01:09:41,525 --> 01:09:42,700
Where is it?
1773
01:09:47,705 --> 01:09:49,924
Gwen, this is your fucking puke.
1774
01:09:49,968 --> 01:09:50,925
Why aren't you in here?
1775
01:09:50,969 --> 01:09:53,058
I'm still a little queezy.
1776
01:09:53,101 --> 01:09:54,451
Jesus.
1777
01:09:54,494 --> 01:09:55,689
All right guys.
I peed in the pool, I'm sorry.
1778
01:09:55,713 --> 01:09:56,496
Oh perfect.
1779
01:09:56,540 --> 01:09:57,628
That's perfect, thank you.
1780
01:09:57,671 --> 01:09:58,735
Does anybody wanna take a shit
now
1781
01:09:58,759 --> 01:10:01,501
just so we can cover all the
bases?
1782
01:10:01,545 --> 01:10:02,609
You guys got it.
Lift from under.
1783
01:10:02,633 --> 01:10:04,330
Under.
Yeah, you got it.
1784
01:10:04,374 --> 01:10:05,375
Use your legs.
1785
01:10:05,418 --> 01:10:07,072
Will you quit hogging the end?
1786
01:10:07,115 --> 01:10:09,117
Stop trying to elbow me in the
face.
1787
01:10:09,161 --> 01:10:10,878
Then move your face.
You move your face.
1788
01:10:10,902 --> 01:10:12,991
Guys, guys, let's focus
1789
01:10:13,034 --> 01:10:15,733
so that we can stop
swimming in Gwen's puke.
1790
01:10:15,776 --> 01:10:18,431
Well, you're also swimming
in Morgan's pee, so
1791
01:10:18,475 --> 01:10:19,389
Okay, thank you, Gwen.
1792
01:10:19,432 --> 01:10:22,566
Thank you for pointing that out.
1793
01:10:25,264 --> 01:10:26,526
Damn it, Gwen.
You had it.
1794
01:10:26,570 --> 01:10:27,440
Okay, okay, okay.
1795
01:10:27,484 --> 01:10:29,355
Just stop yelling at me, okay?
1796
01:10:29,399 --> 01:10:30,182
You know what?
1797
01:10:30,226 --> 01:10:31,618
It's very slippery.
1798
01:10:31,662 --> 01:10:32,532
Okay, okay.
1799
01:10:32,576 --> 01:10:33,794
We need something to hold it.
1800
01:10:33,838 --> 01:10:35,187
The face masques.
1801
01:10:35,231 --> 01:10:38,146
Stuff sticks to everything.
1802
01:10:38,190 --> 01:10:39,278
Oh fuck.
1803
01:10:39,322 --> 01:10:41,367
I can't believe we're doing
this.
1804
01:10:48,592 --> 01:10:50,507
I can't believe we're doing
this.
1805
01:10:50,550 --> 01:10:52,900
You can't believe we're doing
this?
1806
01:10:52,944 --> 01:10:53,771
Hurry.
1807
01:10:53,814 --> 01:10:54,814
Okay.
1808
01:10:55,729 --> 01:10:57,557
My hands are burning, they're
burning.
1809
01:10:59,951 --> 01:11:01,648
Stop it. Let me get a good
grip.
1810
01:11:01,692 --> 01:11:03,302
Damn it do not boss me around,
1811
01:11:03,346 --> 01:11:04,912
you're not my mother.
1812
01:11:04,956 --> 01:11:07,698
Well apparently it's my one
fucking job so let me do it.
1813
01:11:07,741 --> 01:11:09,743
Oh, pardon me.
1814
01:11:09,787 --> 01:11:11,876
Okay, fine, fine. No
one's gonna make fun of me?
1815
01:11:11,919 --> 01:11:13,269
Hi, I'm Gwen
1816
01:11:14,357 --> 01:11:15,967
Oh, shut up, Gwen.
Damn it.
1817
01:11:16,010 --> 01:11:19,927
Fucking goddamn stop it, fucking
stop it.
1818
01:11:19,971 --> 01:11:23,017
Get over yourselves and help me.
1819
01:11:23,061 --> 01:11:24,236
Penis.
1820
01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:25,280
Now.
1821
01:11:26,064 --> 01:11:28,414
Okay, okay.
1822
01:11:28,458 --> 01:11:29,502
All right, come on.
1823
01:11:29,546 --> 01:11:30,329
One,
1824
01:11:30,373 --> 01:11:31,591
two
1825
01:11:43,908 --> 01:11:44,778
I love you.
1826
01:11:44,822 --> 01:11:47,172
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
1827
01:11:47,215 --> 01:11:48,434
Sorry.
Sorry.
1828
01:11:51,524 --> 01:11:52,786
Oh.
1829
01:11:52,830 --> 01:11:54,397
We saved the penis.
1830
01:11:54,440 --> 01:11:56,007
We saved the penis.
1831
01:11:56,050 --> 01:11:57,050
We did.
1832
01:12:16,114 --> 01:12:17,114
So
1833
01:12:18,334 --> 01:12:19,465
So.
1834
01:12:19,509 --> 01:12:20,509
Yep.
1835
01:12:21,249 --> 01:12:22,338
Mmhmm.
1836
01:12:22,381 --> 01:12:23,687
Are we
1837
01:12:23,730 --> 01:12:25,123
Done?
1838
01:12:25,166 --> 01:12:26,166
Yeah.
1839
01:12:26,907 --> 01:12:28,692
It's so sad.
1840
01:12:28,735 --> 01:12:30,302
I can't.
1841
01:12:30,346 --> 01:12:32,627
I don't know how you guys are
holding it together so well.
1842
01:12:33,436 --> 01:12:35,307
I'm actually not that upset.
1843
01:12:35,351 --> 01:12:36,961
I know, me either.
1844
01:12:37,004 --> 01:12:39,616
It's the best mood I've
been in in a while.
1845
01:12:41,226 --> 01:12:44,577
You know you guys, we don't
have to do this every year.
1846
01:12:44,621 --> 01:12:46,231
It's actually kind of a relief.
1847
01:12:46,274 --> 01:12:47,450
Yeah
1848
01:12:47,493 --> 01:12:48,799
No more pretending.
1849
01:12:48,842 --> 01:12:50,104
No more gift bags.
1850
01:12:50,148 --> 01:12:52,498
I love those so much.
1851
01:12:54,718 --> 01:12:57,111
Guys, this really fucking
adult of us.
1852
01:12:57,155 --> 01:12:59,418
I mean, who just decides to not
be friends
1853
01:12:59,462 --> 01:13:02,160
with the people they've been
friends with for 10 years?
1854
01:13:02,203 --> 01:13:03,203
I guess us.
1855
01:13:04,380 --> 01:13:05,903
Yeah.
1856
01:13:05,946 --> 01:13:06,946
Liberating.
1857
01:13:07,861 --> 01:13:10,081
I actually feel this huge weight
1858
01:13:10,124 --> 01:13:12,257
lifted off of my shoulders, you
guys.
1859
01:13:13,650 --> 01:13:15,391
I think we were all trying to
hang on
1860
01:13:15,434 --> 01:13:18,045
to what brought us together
in the first place.
1861
01:13:18,089 --> 01:13:20,831
Even though we aren't
the same people anymore.
1862
01:13:21,745 --> 01:13:23,268
I am.
1863
01:13:23,311 --> 01:13:24,487
Kel.
1864
01:13:24,530 --> 01:13:25,879
Be honest.
1865
01:13:25,923 --> 01:13:28,142
If you met me today, would
you wanna be my friend?
1866
01:13:28,186 --> 01:13:30,362
Well, maybe not today.
1867
01:13:35,498 --> 01:13:37,108
I wouldn't.
1868
01:13:37,151 --> 01:13:38,457
Me neither.
1869
01:13:38,501 --> 01:13:39,501
Yeah.
1870
01:13:41,242 --> 01:13:42,418
Okay.
1871
01:13:42,461 --> 01:13:43,897
So
1872
01:13:43,941 --> 01:13:44,985
Yeah.
1873
01:13:45,029 --> 01:13:47,684
I will miss the idea of us.
1874
01:13:48,902 --> 01:13:49,902
Yeah, me too.
1875
01:13:52,471 --> 01:13:53,254
Wait.
1876
01:13:53,298 --> 01:13:54,342
Where's everyone going?
1877
01:13:54,386 --> 01:13:55,386
Home.
1878
01:13:56,040 --> 01:13:58,129
No, come on you guys.
1879
01:13:58,172 --> 01:14:00,348
We have to watch the slideshow.
1880
01:14:00,392 --> 01:14:03,177
We always end by watching the
slideshow.
1881
01:14:03,221 --> 01:14:05,615
Honey, have you been here
for the last five minutes?
1882
01:14:05,658 --> 01:14:08,400
Kelly, no one's in the
mood to watch a slideshow.
1883
01:14:08,444 --> 01:14:10,750
But we always have a slideshow.
1884
01:14:10,794 --> 01:14:12,360
It is tradition.
1885
01:14:12,404 --> 01:14:14,058
I love you.
1886
01:14:14,101 --> 01:14:15,102
But Natalie's right.
1887
01:14:16,103 --> 01:14:17,888
I mean, come on.
1888
01:14:17,931 --> 01:14:21,282
But it celebrates our
friendship and our memories.
1889
01:14:21,326 --> 01:14:22,651
And if you guys aren't those
people
1890
01:14:22,675 --> 01:14:24,155
and this is the last time
1891
01:14:24,198 --> 01:14:26,505
and we're not gonna do this
anymore,
1892
01:14:26,549 --> 01:14:28,942
then let's celebrate what we
had,
1893
01:14:28,986 --> 01:14:30,509
because it was something.
1894
01:14:32,511 --> 01:14:33,511
It was.
1895
01:14:37,821 --> 01:14:40,388
Here's to the last one.
1896
01:14:56,230 --> 01:14:57,449
Rose All Day.
1897
01:14:57,493 --> 01:14:58,537
In May
1898
01:14:58,581 --> 01:14:59,364
So we won't drift away
1899
01:14:59,407 --> 01:15:00,583
In Orange County
1900
01:15:00,626 --> 01:15:02,236
Or have to drive on 12 freeways
1901
01:15:02,280 --> 01:15:03,847
Even if I have to drink cranberry
1902
01:15:03,890 --> 01:15:05,892
And that's all there is to say.
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