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♪
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MARY, NARRATING:
Home.
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Everyone needs
a place to call home,
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somewhere to be from
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and take pride in.
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For a long time, Bridgeville's
been home to all kinds...
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[Chuckling]
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♪ Waiting for you
'cause you want me to ♪
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...from the immigrant
melon farmer
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to the upstart businessman.
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It was a booming
agricultural centre
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in the early 20th century.
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A lot of people laid
down deep roots here.
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And, boy, they worked hard.
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[Chuckling]
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They played hard too.
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People like...
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my grandma.
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She didn't remarry
after Grandpa
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never came back
from Okinawa.
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My grandma
is buried right here
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in Bridgeville,
in the cemetery,
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over 20 years ago.
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She's actually in Pauper's
Field, which is--
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Still ticks me off, but that's a whole other story.
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You know, sometimes big towns
turn into small towns,
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which doesn't fit
some people
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like, well, my mom,
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who took off to--
I don't know where.
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--when I was just seven.
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♪ Because I love you
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♪ Honestly, I love you
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My grandmother raised me,
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and we lived together
until I married
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Bridgeville policeman Donald
Maroni when I was only 18.
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We raised three girls,
Anita, Lana and Tanya,
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each one so different,
makes you wonder.
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Today, Bridgeville
is no boomtown.
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Like everywhere else,
we've hit some rough spots,
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but it's still famous
for three things:
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the annual Punkin'
Chunkin' Festival,
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which, you know, you've
gotta see to believe;
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Rapa Scrapple,
the king of all scrapple;
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and Jimmy's Grille,
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which is right here
on Main Street,
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and where I come in.
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I'm Mary Maroni.
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I'm a cupcake maker.
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♪ I love you honestly
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♪ I love you honestly
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♪ I love you honestly
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♪ I love you honestly
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♪ I do
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♪ I do
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♪ I love you honestly
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♪ I love you honestly
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♪ I love you honestly
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♪ I love you honestly
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♪ I love you honestly
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♪ I love you honestly
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♪ I do
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♪
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MARY:
Here you go.
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And what are we callingthis new little one?
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Guess!Some of us don't have to guess.
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Go easy on him, Bart.
He's new in town.
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Takes time to make
the wall of fame.
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Lenny?
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Okay, I'm gonna saysomething maple.
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That's the easy part.
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Try again.
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Why do you alwaysmake me guess?
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I heard you were
an Ivy League man.
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You're supposed to be smart!
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If he was smart,
he'd be in the big city
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practicing law instead of
being our new country lawyer.
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I'm right whereI wanna be, Bart.
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Just doing my part
for the town.
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I don't have to bein a big place.
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You sure?
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No, I'm not sure,but I sure am hungry. Oh!
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Need your vote, Bart!
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A vote for Bloodworth
is a vote for Bridgeville!
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Can I eat my namesake
cupcakes in peace?
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You've been unopposed
the last four elections.
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Unopposed?
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Well, I think Milo Horn would
take exception to that.
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Milo Horn, my keister.
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He gets one vote every
election, and it's his own!
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He wouldn't get two votes
if he ran for dogcatcher
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and his dog
had a ballot!
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He needs help,
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so give it
a rest
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before I start reciting
this town's problems.
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I'll do it.
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Broken-down garbage trucks,
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overhanging limbs,
homeless people.
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You ought to talk
to the town council,
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but I take your meanin'.
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Enjoy.
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You need help!
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Hey, Quail.
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Give any more thought to sellingme that antique plane?
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That tool would make a fine
birthday gift for Donald.
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Yeah. No.
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Um, I hate to see it go.
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BART:Quail.
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It's an antique store.
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Store, as in "sell things."
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You get it?
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Bart, maybe it's just too
important for him to sell.
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Yeah, I just hate
parting with. That's all.
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Maybe next time.
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Need your vote, Mary.
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♪
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Night, Alex!
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MARY:
Hey, Albert.
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Hey, Mary.
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Nice job
on the trim.
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It's not much,but I try to keep it up.
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Scrapple sandwich in there.Thanks.
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Got another one for you.Oh!
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Thanks.
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Thanks for stopping by.
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♪
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MARY:
Oh.
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Whoo!
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How far was that one?
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Twenty-eight yards into abouta 10-mile-per-hour wind.
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Not too shabby.
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Thanks.
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One more?Yeah.
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Well, I'm not
saying it's wrong
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to want to be the
first female NFL player,
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but do you really want
to team up with all those guys
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bumping and dancing
around after every move?
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I mean, really.
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Well, that's just theentertainment part of the sport.
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They're told to do
all that stuff.
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Yeah, well,
they look silly.
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Baseball players don't do
that most of the time.
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Mom, you're outof touch.
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♪
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Will you go get your dad?
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Sure.
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I'll do it.
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♪
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[Knocking on door]
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Dinner, Dad.
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Be right there.
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[Harmonica continues playing]
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You didn't tell
her, right?
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And miss all
the fun when you do?
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Shut up!
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♪ Red roses, hot coffee,
and sky blue ♪
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♪ Oceans, salt, autumn
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♪ And buttercream too
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♪ And I admit
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♪ All of it's true
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♪ But I love nothing
more than I love you ♪
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[Birds chirping]
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All right.
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If somebody has something
to say, just say it.
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The ribs look good.
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Anita, how's the job
search going?
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Jimmy's looking for
a dependable dishwasher.
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I'm looking,
but you gotta understand.
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The Noize is starting
to draw some big, big crowds.
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Lana, what's going
on with you?
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Huh? Nothing.
Nothing.
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The ribs look
really good, though.
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All right, everybody,
forks down.
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Lana's got something
she wants to tell us.
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Okay, here's how
it happened.
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Elbows off the table.
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Sorry.
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Remember that time
I volunteered you
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to substitute when
I was, like, nine?
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Yes, and I told you I
would not substitute,
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because I don't like
classrooms or babysitting.
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LANA:Right.
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Well, this is not like that.
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Good. What's it like?
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I also told you how civics
was gonna drag down my GPA?
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We talked about my teacher?
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Tommy Nixon.
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More of a coach
than a teacher.
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Exactly.
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Well, he gave us this little
extra-credit assignment
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about taking part in
Bridgeville's politics,
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and, in a broader sense,
"America" politics?
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All right.
Come out with it.
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You're running
for mayor.
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Excuse me, uh, what?
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I volunteered you.
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[Gasping]
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Why didn't you
volunteer your father?
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Come on, Mom, we all know who
our family mayor is,
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and it's not Dad.
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Sorry, no offence.
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Well, tomorrow you
just tell Tommy Nixon
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that you're
un-volunteering me!
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Mom, it's school stuff!
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Just because you
didn't finish school
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does not mean
I don't want to!
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Back!
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Come here!
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Sit down.
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Pass me the
bread, please.
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All of it.
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Mayor?
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MARY:Hey! Coach Nixon!
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Just the manI'm looking for.
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Hey, Mare.
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Oh, by the way,
the Jimmy's Jam,
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that was good stuff.
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I don't know what, uh--
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I don't know what you guys
do there, but tasty.
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Look, um, I want my nametaken off the ballot today, now.
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What ballot?
What are you talking about?
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This.
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Oh, well, look at this!
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Wow, haven't seen--
Where'd you get this?
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Councilman Grundle brought itby Jimmy's this morning.
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Thought it was rather funny.
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Actually, I did too.
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It wasn't meant
to be humorous.
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It was, you know,
a project for the kids.
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I don't like politics, and, uh,even though someone should run
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against Bloodworth,it's not gonna be me.
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Mare, we all know Charlie's
got it in the bag.
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This was just a way for the kidsto get involved in the process,
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kick the tires
a little, you know?
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Well, you should be
proud of Lana.
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She was the only one
who got a volunteer.
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Volunteer?
No, I didn't volunteer.
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Just get my name off
the ballot, please.
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Mare, if you didn't want
your name on the ballot,
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why'd you sign
the registration form?
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The what?
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Uh, the form, the
registration, the form to run?
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No, I-- That-- I neversaw anything, uh...
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Okay, well,
I got a copy of it,
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or I thought I had
a copy of something.
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Hang on.
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Oh, yeah. Right here.
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♪
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♪ Hey
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You wanna pay the electric bill;you can leave everything on.
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Otherwise...
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[Sighing]
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...turn it off, now.
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[Clicking keys]
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[Music stops]
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All right.
Let's talk about this.
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I signed your name.
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So what? I happento like politics.
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Maybe I'll be mayoror governor someday.
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This town could usea woman running things.
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You should have
volunteered yourself then.
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No, Mom, I'm too young.
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But I'm gonnaace civics now.
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My grades areimportant to me.
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00:12:44,328 --> 00:12:45,286
You should be happy.
267
00:12:45,329 --> 00:12:47,418
I'm not, not at all.
268
00:12:47,462 --> 00:12:49,943
I don't know why we'retalking about this.
269
00:12:49,986 --> 00:12:52,772
Nobody is gonna notice yourname on the stupid ballot.
270
00:12:54,034 --> 00:12:57,298
Hm.
271
00:12:59,082 --> 00:13:01,476
All right.
272
00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:05,523
Good night.
273
00:13:07,177 --> 00:13:08,135
Here you go, honey.
274
00:13:08,178 --> 00:13:09,614
Thanks, Mom.
275
00:13:09,658 --> 00:13:10,702
[Sighing]
276
00:13:10,746 --> 00:13:12,269
Hello, Mary.
277
00:13:12,313 --> 00:13:13,488
The usual, Britney?
278
00:13:13,531 --> 00:13:17,405
Or should I call you my
esteemed opponent?
279
00:13:17,448 --> 00:13:20,451
BRITNEY:
Didn't think you wereinto politics, Mrs. Maroni,
280
00:13:20,495 --> 00:13:22,497
being a mom anda bakery lady and all.
281
00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:24,020
I'm not.
282
00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:26,457
It was just a
mistake, a joke!
283
00:13:26,501 --> 00:13:28,590
Well, I assure you running
for the office of mayor
284
00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:29,809
is no joke, Mare.
285
00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:32,681
Well, now, that's
wide open for debate.
286
00:13:35,510 --> 00:13:36,467
Hey, Britney.
287
00:13:36,511 --> 00:13:37,512
Tanya.
288
00:13:37,555 --> 00:13:38,730
Your hair looks cute.
289
00:13:38,774 --> 00:13:39,819
Thanks.
290
00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:40,950
Change bowls?
291
00:13:40,994 --> 00:13:42,430
Uh-huh.
292
00:13:42,473 --> 00:13:45,825
Oh, well, you ought to
be proud of your mother,
293
00:13:45,868 --> 00:13:48,131
rising up from obscurity
294
00:13:48,175 --> 00:13:51,178
to oppose me in my quest
for a fifth term.
295
00:13:51,221 --> 00:13:55,443
You know, no one
really likes you.
296
00:13:58,011 --> 00:14:00,187
I hope my mom wins.
297
00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:03,930
Honey.
298
00:14:03,973 --> 00:14:11,676
♪
299
00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:13,026
GREG:
What'll she get?
300
00:14:13,069 --> 00:14:14,679
A handful of votes at best.
301
00:14:14,723 --> 00:14:16,638
It's a slap in the face,
my face!
302
00:14:16,681 --> 00:14:19,162
Come on, Charlie,
it's no big deal.
303
00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:20,381
Yeah, she's
the cupcake lady.
304
00:14:20,424 --> 00:14:22,600
Don't say it likeit isn't important.
305
00:14:22,644 --> 00:14:26,866
Yeah, Arnie, cupcakes
are very important.
306
00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:29,433
Cupcakes?
307
00:14:29,477 --> 00:14:32,262
Just a reminder that your
position on the town council
308
00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:35,352
is by appointment,
my appointment!
309
00:14:35,396 --> 00:14:38,616
If I lose, then you lose all
those nice little perks
310
00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:41,619
you've been extracting fromthe town budget year after year!
311
00:14:41,663 --> 00:14:44,057
Greg, you still planningto put that above-ground pool
312
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:45,928
in your backyard
next spring?
313
00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:50,628
What if someone else's pencil istallying up the merchants' dues?
314
00:14:50,672 --> 00:14:53,980
And, Arnie, with you out ofthe police and fire equation,
315
00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:57,244
town might just decide a newpatrol car is the way to go,
316
00:14:57,287 --> 00:15:01,248
meaning no more newdiamanté jewellery
317
00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:03,728
for that wife of yours.
318
00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:07,863
So, gentlemen,is this really funny?
319
00:15:09,212 --> 00:15:11,736
I didn't think so.
320
00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:13,825
Now, get out the damn vote.
321
00:15:18,395 --> 00:15:19,744
You heard him, Arnie.
322
00:15:19,788 --> 00:15:23,226
Get out the damn vote.
323
00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:27,622
[Insects buzzing]
324
00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:34,194
[Honking]
325
00:15:34,237 --> 00:15:38,633
Speed traps kill towns, Donald.
326
00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:47,250
♪
327
00:15:47,294 --> 00:15:48,425
[Laughing]
328
00:15:48,469 --> 00:15:51,385
Vote for Bloodworth.
329
00:15:51,428 --> 00:16:01,003
♪
330
00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:02,962
[Sign creaking]
331
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:09,881
[Sighing]
332
00:16:11,666 --> 00:16:13,015
[Gasping]
333
00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:14,495
Oh!
334
00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:16,540
[Puffing]
335
00:16:16,584 --> 00:16:18,107
Oh!
336
00:16:18,151 --> 00:16:19,239
How much?
337
00:16:23,808 --> 00:16:24,722
Quail?
338
00:16:29,858 --> 00:16:31,468
Hey, hey!
339
00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:32,774
Ahem. Would you mind if I--?
340
00:16:32,817 --> 00:16:34,645
Don't even think
about it, Arnie.
341
00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:38,432
Okay. I won't.
342
00:16:38,475 --> 00:16:39,389
What are you reading?
343
00:16:54,665 --> 00:16:55,927
MARY:
Whoa!
344
00:16:55,971 --> 00:16:57,668
Gotta be 30.
345
00:16:57,712 --> 00:16:59,322
Wind's up, too.
346
00:16:59,366 --> 00:17:00,323
Ready for me to hold?
347
00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:02,282
No, not yet.
348
00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:05,502
Do they let the pros kick
field goals off of tees?
349
00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:07,287
Well, what if Ikicked your hand?
350
00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:11,943
Mm, well, can't think
like that, honey.
351
00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:13,510
[Kissing]
352
00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:15,164
Is it my turn?
353
00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:19,429
Yeah.
Aye.
354
00:17:25,870 --> 00:17:28,047
It's catchy and topical,
355
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:32,399
with a sentimentthat's dead on.
356
00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:38,361
What? Oh!
357
00:17:38,405 --> 00:17:40,363
Mm!
358
00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:44,715
[Harmonica playing]
359
00:17:44,759 --> 00:17:47,196
Donald?
360
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:49,459
I'm worried
about Anita.
361
00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:51,026
She doesn't have
any direction.
362
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,897
DONALD:
She'll be fine.
363
00:17:52,941 --> 00:17:55,465
And she thinks The Noize
is her direction.
364
00:17:55,509 --> 00:17:56,640
Should check
them out sometime.
365
00:17:56,684 --> 00:17:58,729
The Noize with a Z?
366
00:17:58,773 --> 00:18:01,732
I mean, really, how many peopleis she playing for, like, three?
367
00:18:01,776 --> 00:18:03,212
That's no way tomake a living. Hold on.
368
00:18:03,256 --> 00:18:05,127
I want to try this on you.
369
00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:07,129
That's good.
370
00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:10,176
And Lana, she knows what
she wants, clearly.
371
00:18:10,219 --> 00:18:13,527
Even Tanya knowswhat she wants to be
372
00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:16,530
when she grows up,
but I just--
373
00:18:16,573 --> 00:18:18,401
I want Anita to be happy.
374
00:18:18,445 --> 00:18:22,579
Seems happy to me.
375
00:18:22,623 --> 00:18:26,322
How come you never
let me hear you play?
376
00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:28,629
Play what?
377
00:18:28,672 --> 00:18:31,501
Never mind.
How's work?
378
00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:33,590
Ugh.
379
00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:35,418
They're talkingabout layoffs again.
380
00:18:35,462 --> 00:18:38,465
Really?
381
00:18:38,508 --> 00:18:40,162
They'll never
let you go.
382
00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:42,077
Well, if they do,
383
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,079
you can always teach me howto make those cupcakes.
384
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:47,735
Mm, no, I never will.
385
00:18:47,778 --> 00:18:49,171
[Chuckling]
386
00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:50,651
"And your littledog, too."
387
00:18:50,694 --> 00:18:52,261
Mm.
388
00:18:52,305 --> 00:18:54,959
[Laughing]
389
00:18:58,006 --> 00:18:58,963
Mary.
390
00:18:59,007 --> 00:19:02,619
What?
391
00:19:02,663 --> 00:19:04,055
I'm gonna vote for you.
392
00:19:04,099 --> 00:19:14,022
♪
393
00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:34,651
♪ I gotta get back,
get back to you ♪
394
00:19:34,695 --> 00:19:37,219
♪ I know it's been a long time
395
00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:39,221
♪ But I don't know what to do Thank you.
396
00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:41,832
♪ With my time and my mind
It's a fantasy ♪
397
00:19:41,876 --> 00:19:42,964
Good luck.
398
00:19:43,007 --> 00:19:44,183
♪ I know it's just
a dream, girl ♪
399
00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:47,447
All these men voting.
400
00:19:47,490 --> 00:19:49,971
I'm getting
a bad feeling, Brit.
401
00:19:50,014 --> 00:19:53,975
She's so much,
well, cuter than I am.
402
00:19:54,018 --> 00:19:56,195
♪ Finally home now
that work is done ♪
403
00:19:56,238 --> 00:19:58,458
♪ I know it's been a long time
404
00:19:58,501 --> 00:19:59,807
♪ Since you and
I've had any fun ♪
405
00:19:59,850 --> 00:20:02,375
I wonder whoauthorizes speed traps.
406
00:20:02,418 --> 00:20:03,376
♪ Just what love could mean
407
00:20:03,419 --> 00:20:05,856
♪ I know I want you near me
408
00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:09,686
♪ For the rest
of what may be ♪
409
00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:12,602
♪ On a whim
410
00:20:12,646 --> 00:20:15,518
♪ I'll run laps and relax
And we'll all turn in ♪
411
00:20:15,562 --> 00:20:20,523
♪ Till we decide to face
facts for all my worries ♪
412
00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:24,527
♪ Are onto you
Still on a whim ♪
413
00:20:24,571 --> 00:20:28,314
♪ I come straight back
414
00:20:28,357 --> 00:20:30,707
♪ To you
415
00:20:30,751 --> 00:20:32,361
Mary, can I ask
you something?
416
00:20:32,405 --> 00:20:33,623
Sure, just make it quick.
417
00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:35,712
Okay, I'm almost 20
and I work at a diner
418
00:20:35,756 --> 00:20:37,061
making practically
no money.
419
00:20:37,105 --> 00:20:38,498
I feel kind of useless.
420
00:20:38,541 --> 00:20:40,108
I mean, no, no, no.
421
00:20:40,151 --> 00:20:43,154
It's just you have a real skill,and I just wait tables.
422
00:20:43,198 --> 00:20:44,895
Don't you goto college, Claire?
423
00:20:44,939 --> 00:20:46,549
I kind of quit
last semester.
424
00:20:46,593 --> 00:20:47,855
Oh.
425
00:20:47,898 --> 00:20:49,683
Okay, if you wantto feel useful,
426
00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:51,554
either go back tocollege or work harder.
427
00:20:51,598 --> 00:20:53,164
I'm sure Jimmy will give you
a couple more shifts.
428
00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:54,862
Okay.
429
00:20:54,905 --> 00:20:56,080
It'll work out.
430
00:20:56,124 --> 00:20:57,386
You know, Mary,I would've voted for you;
431
00:20:57,430 --> 00:20:58,561
I just didn'tget the chance.
432
00:20:58,605 --> 00:21:01,477
It's okay. It's-- It's fine.Okay.
433
00:21:01,521 --> 00:21:04,350
Jimmy, you know, you ate
all the blueberries again.
434
00:21:04,393 --> 00:21:05,568
Did I?
435
00:21:05,612 --> 00:21:07,004
Yeah, and now I gotta
go get some more,
436
00:21:07,048 --> 00:21:09,180
'cause Bart'll be back after
lunch for another dozen.
437
00:21:09,224 --> 00:21:11,270
You know, I'd have voted
for you, too, but--
438
00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:12,836
I know. It's fine.
439
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:15,317
It doesn't matter.I'm not mayor material, anyway.
440
00:21:15,361 --> 00:21:17,754
When are the results
supposed to be announced?
441
00:21:17,798 --> 00:21:19,278
I don't know.
It doesn't matter.
442
00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:21,367
I'm just gonna be happy whenthe whole thing is over with.
443
00:21:21,410 --> 00:21:24,544
Slow it down, mayor.We got all day.
444
00:21:24,587 --> 00:21:27,808
Admittedly,
I'm a bit edgy.
445
00:21:27,851 --> 00:21:29,592
Once it's certified,
town council announces,
446
00:21:29,636 --> 00:21:30,985
then I'll have my tea.
447
00:21:31,028 --> 00:21:35,337
I just can't shake this
feeling of impending doom.
448
00:21:35,381 --> 00:21:36,947
Doom? Why?
449
00:21:36,991 --> 00:21:38,949
You've got it in
the bag again.
450
00:21:38,993 --> 00:21:40,777
We know that
for 100% certain.
451
00:21:40,821 --> 00:21:43,432
Greg will be knocking on our
front door any minute.
452
00:21:43,476 --> 00:21:45,173
Sure you're right.
453
00:21:45,216 --> 00:21:46,566
You're always
right, sugar.
454
00:21:46,609 --> 00:21:47,784
Mm!
455
00:21:47,828 --> 00:21:51,222
Look at that one!
456
00:21:51,266 --> 00:21:53,181
Mm!
457
00:21:57,054 --> 00:21:58,578
Mayor?
458
00:21:58,621 --> 00:22:00,319
Heimlich.What? What?
459
00:22:00,362 --> 00:22:02,538
Speak clearer, please!
Heimlich!
460
00:22:02,582 --> 00:22:04,758
Like what's his name?Oh, Marvin? Marvin!
461
00:22:04,801 --> 00:22:06,107
Heimlich!
462
00:22:06,150 --> 00:22:07,935
Heimlich?Oh, Heimlich.
463
00:22:07,978 --> 00:22:09,980
Oh, yes, oh, yes!I'll Heimlich you.
464
00:22:10,024 --> 00:22:11,808
Oh! Oh, I can't, mayor.
465
00:22:11,852 --> 00:22:13,419
Hold on. Hold on.
466
00:22:13,462 --> 00:22:16,160
Cough, mayor, cough!
467
00:22:16,204 --> 00:22:17,597
[Pottery shattering]
468
00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:19,163
Cough hard!
469
00:22:19,207 --> 00:22:22,166
♪ And you make me feel so... [Coughing]
470
00:22:22,210 --> 00:22:23,385
[Hacking]
471
00:22:23,429 --> 00:22:25,561
[Grunting]
472
00:22:25,605 --> 00:22:28,477
How was that?
All better?
473
00:22:28,521 --> 00:22:30,740
Daddy?
474
00:22:30,784 --> 00:22:31,828
Daddy!
475
00:22:31,872 --> 00:22:35,179
♪ All I know
476
00:22:35,223 --> 00:22:36,790
[Siren chirping]
477
00:22:36,833 --> 00:22:40,010
Please! Hurry,hurry, please!
478
00:22:40,054 --> 00:22:42,361
My daddy's inside!Please! Hurry!
479
00:22:42,404 --> 00:22:44,798
Hurry, he's--
480
00:22:44,841 --> 00:22:47,017
♪ 'Round one hand
on the phone ♪
481
00:22:47,061 --> 00:22:49,455
♪ And your feet can hardly
touch the ground ♪
482
00:22:49,498 --> 00:22:51,761
♪ But you're not
483
00:22:51,805 --> 00:22:55,722
♪ High maintenance
to me ♪
484
00:22:57,550 --> 00:22:59,247
I'm so sorry for
your loss, Britney.
485
00:22:59,290 --> 00:23:01,249
I'm an orphan!
486
00:23:04,252 --> 00:23:06,689
MARY:
One of my cupcakes killed him?
487
00:23:06,733 --> 00:23:07,995
It wasn't the cupcake
488
00:23:08,038 --> 00:23:10,345
so much as the massiveinternal organ damage.
489
00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:11,390
What?
490
00:23:11,433 --> 00:23:14,001
So thealmost-good-part for you
491
00:23:14,044 --> 00:23:17,700
is before he died, the mayor won
his election rather handily,
492
00:23:17,744 --> 00:23:19,398
something like 83%of the vote.
493
00:23:19,441 --> 00:23:21,182
But he's dead.Yes.
494
00:23:21,225 --> 00:23:24,707
Yes, he is, which means he'll be
hard-pressed to hold office.
495
00:23:24,751 --> 00:23:28,232
Now, the town council wantsto hand-pick our replacement.
496
00:23:28,276 --> 00:23:29,233
Good. Let them.
497
00:23:29,277 --> 00:23:30,452
But--
498
00:23:30,496 --> 00:23:31,932
But?
499
00:23:31,975 --> 00:23:33,150
Lenny spoke to the stateattorney, who confirmed that,
500
00:23:33,194 --> 00:23:34,456
yes, Charlie did win
his election,
501
00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:36,371
but he died before itcould be certified,
502
00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:38,068
and they cannot,by law,
503
00:23:38,112 --> 00:23:39,940
certify the winneras someone who is dead,
504
00:23:39,983 --> 00:23:43,639
so the election goesto whoever comes in second.
505
00:23:43,683 --> 00:23:46,729
Milo got hisusual one vote.
506
00:23:46,773 --> 00:23:49,123
You got 32 votes, Mary.
507
00:23:49,166 --> 00:23:51,560
You came in second.
508
00:23:51,604 --> 00:23:52,561
You're the new mayor.
509
00:23:52,605 --> 00:23:54,563
[Gasping]
510
00:23:57,087 --> 00:23:58,349
GREG:
Good evening, everyone.
511
00:23:58,393 --> 00:24:01,265
Charles Bloodworth was
a good and decent man
512
00:24:01,309 --> 00:24:03,442
who loved Bridgevilleand all its people.
513
00:24:03,485 --> 00:24:04,921
I don't know what
they need me here for.
514
00:24:04,965 --> 00:24:06,749
I'm not taking their job.You have to.
515
00:24:06,793 --> 00:24:09,535
There were two other candidateson the ballot with Charlie,
516
00:24:09,578 --> 00:24:11,754
one, Mary Maroni,
517
00:24:11,798 --> 00:24:16,455
who openly admits she hadno desire to run for mayor.
518
00:24:16,498 --> 00:24:18,935
The other, Milo Horn,
519
00:24:18,979 --> 00:24:22,069
has long beena seeker of the office.
520
00:24:22,112 --> 00:24:23,636
What are they
doing here?
521
00:24:23,679 --> 00:24:25,768
They're supposed
to be in school.
522
00:24:25,812 --> 00:24:27,466
That's what happens when
the coach is a teacher.
523
00:24:27,509 --> 00:24:29,119
Civics!
Civics class.
524
00:24:29,163 --> 00:24:33,602
A cupcake baker is hardlyqualified to hold this office.
525
00:24:33,646 --> 00:24:35,386
That's ridiculous.
526
00:24:35,430 --> 00:24:37,824
Is it my mom, or the idea
of a woman as mayor
527
00:24:37,867 --> 00:24:39,652
that has you shaking
in your boots?
528
00:24:41,567 --> 00:24:43,394
She's not evena high school graduate.
529
00:24:43,438 --> 00:24:45,179
Guess she's
overqualified, then.
530
00:24:45,222 --> 00:24:47,442
[Laughing]
531
00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:49,357
Thank you, Bart.
532
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:51,620
Mary has no interest in thisposition, whereas Milo--
533
00:24:51,664 --> 00:24:55,145
Milo Horn, wouldyou please stand?
534
00:24:55,189 --> 00:24:59,149
Milo has a passionfor public office.
535
00:24:59,193 --> 00:25:01,021
Now, I would askboth of our losers--
536
00:25:01,064 --> 00:25:05,286
Um, losing mayoral candidates.
--to come on up on stage.
537
00:25:05,329 --> 00:25:07,506
Um...
538
00:25:07,549 --> 00:25:08,985
your shirt's
on inside out.
539
00:25:09,029 --> 00:25:10,944
Yep, clean side in.
540
00:25:10,987 --> 00:25:12,598
Oh.
541
00:25:12,641 --> 00:25:13,990
That's really who we
want to be mayor?
542
00:25:14,034 --> 00:25:15,688
Mary?
543
00:25:15,731 --> 00:25:17,690
Is it?
544
00:25:17,733 --> 00:25:18,647
I want you.
545
00:25:18,691 --> 00:25:20,388
Now, go up there
and accept it.
546
00:25:20,431 --> 00:25:21,520
Do it, Mom.
547
00:25:26,829 --> 00:25:28,178
So, here we are.
548
00:25:28,222 --> 00:25:32,356
A high school dropout,
baker, and mom,
549
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:36,230
who would have no clue
how to lead Bridgeville--
550
00:25:36,273 --> 00:25:38,624
Well, I think Imight have a clue.
551
00:25:38,667 --> 00:25:41,191
On the other hand,
we have Milo Horn,
552
00:25:41,235 --> 00:25:42,584
a man with a plan.
553
00:25:42,628 --> 00:25:44,325
Isn't that right, Milo?
554
00:25:44,368 --> 00:25:46,196
Mr. Grundle?
Mr. Grundle! Sorry.
555
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:47,284
Sorry to interrupt.
556
00:25:47,328 --> 00:25:48,285
I know there's
a lot going on.
557
00:25:48,329 --> 00:25:49,548
This just came up,
558
00:25:49,591 --> 00:25:50,853
and it's something
we've gotta deal with.
559
00:25:50,897 --> 00:25:52,551
They had a water main
burst over in Shelby.
560
00:25:52,594 --> 00:25:54,944
They're asking if they send
two of their water tankers,
561
00:25:54,988 --> 00:25:56,467
can we fill them with water?
562
00:25:56,511 --> 00:25:59,296
And can they tap into our
lines for the next 24 hours?
563
00:25:59,340 --> 00:26:00,863
What did Shelbyever do for us
564
00:26:00,907 --> 00:26:03,692
except raise hotel pricesat festival time?
565
00:26:03,736 --> 00:26:04,867
Exactly.
566
00:26:04,911 --> 00:26:06,869
Let's hear it for Milo!
567
00:26:08,436 --> 00:26:09,785
Terrible plan. Boo!
568
00:26:09,829 --> 00:26:12,092
Is that how we treat
our neighbours?
569
00:26:12,135 --> 00:26:14,181
Oh, so you think
570
00:26:14,224 --> 00:26:16,357
we should send
water over to Shelby?
571
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,664
MARY:What about the children?
572
00:26:18,707 --> 00:26:20,361
What about
the senior citizens?
573
00:26:20,404 --> 00:26:22,798
You want your grandmato go without water?
574
00:26:22,842 --> 00:26:24,626
And where is our nearest
hospital, huh?
575
00:26:24,670 --> 00:26:25,671
Shelby.
576
00:26:25,714 --> 00:26:27,281
Cousin up thereright now.
577
00:26:27,324 --> 00:26:31,067
GREG:
W-well, I think what Milo
said before was spot on.
578
00:26:31,111 --> 00:26:33,287
We need to hold on
to our water.
579
00:26:33,330 --> 00:26:37,291
Milo did not say
anything about water.
580
00:26:37,334 --> 00:26:39,336
Please, lady,
stick to your cupcakes.
581
00:26:39,380 --> 00:26:41,425
Uh, excuse me.
I need an answer.
582
00:26:41,469 --> 00:26:43,384
Greg, okay.
583
00:26:44,864 --> 00:26:46,213
Okay?
584
00:26:46,256 --> 00:26:49,608
I want to be sworn in.
585
00:26:49,651 --> 00:26:50,609
You what?
586
00:26:50,652 --> 00:26:53,263
Lenny, swear me in.Now-- Now--
587
00:26:53,307 --> 00:26:54,700
A-a-and tellShelby to send
588
00:26:54,743 --> 00:26:56,702
those tankersover right away, okay?
589
00:26:56,745 --> 00:26:58,007
GREG: You can't do that!
Okay.
590
00:26:58,051 --> 00:26:59,356
State attorney
disagrees, Greg.
591
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:01,097
Mary's if she wants it.
Sounds like she does.
592
00:27:01,141 --> 00:27:03,839
Mary, raise your right
hand and repeat after me.
593
00:27:03,883 --> 00:27:05,624
I, Mary,
middle name, Maroni--
594
00:27:05,667 --> 00:27:06,973
I, Mary Rose Maroni--
595
00:27:07,016 --> 00:27:10,106
--do solemnly swear
to uphold the office of--
596
00:27:10,150 --> 00:27:12,282
--do solemnly swear touphold the office of--
597
00:27:12,326 --> 00:27:14,589
--mayor of Bridgeville.
598
00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:16,809
--mayor of Bridgeville!
599
00:27:16,852 --> 00:27:19,681
[Cheering]
600
00:27:19,725 --> 00:27:21,117
So help me God.
601
00:27:21,161 --> 00:27:23,772
Oh, help me, God.
602
00:27:27,384 --> 00:27:29,343
[Puffing]
603
00:27:30,474 --> 00:27:32,259
[File clicking]Ah!
604
00:27:32,302 --> 00:27:33,477
Washington!
605
00:27:33,521 --> 00:27:34,827
Adams!
606
00:27:34,870 --> 00:27:36,306
Jefferson!
607
00:27:36,350 --> 00:27:38,047
Madison!
608
00:27:38,091 --> 00:27:40,310
Monroe!
609
00:27:40,354 --> 00:27:50,320
♪
610
00:27:56,239 --> 00:27:58,198
[Sighing]
611
00:28:03,943 --> 00:28:06,162
GREG:Uh, mayor...
612
00:28:06,206 --> 00:28:07,381
Greg.
613
00:28:07,424 --> 00:28:09,339
Listen, I know you'renew to all of this,
614
00:28:09,383 --> 00:28:11,559
and I realize how difficultit's gonna be for you,
615
00:28:11,602 --> 00:28:14,388
so I want you to understand
616
00:28:14,431 --> 00:28:18,131
that the position of mayoris more of a figurehead,
617
00:28:18,174 --> 00:28:19,436
so to speak.
618
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:22,744
Now, Arnie and I,we take care of the details.
619
00:28:22,788 --> 00:28:25,791
Ahem, any advice
or assistance
620
00:28:25,834 --> 00:28:26,922
or counsellingyou need,
621
00:28:26,966 --> 00:28:28,358
we're here for you.
622
00:28:28,402 --> 00:28:30,665
You are?Yes.
623
00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:32,493
That's confusing.
624
00:28:32,536 --> 00:28:35,757
Oh, you mean all that stuffthat I said at the meeting.
625
00:28:35,801 --> 00:28:37,672
Well, that was just--
626
00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:39,848
Rude.Politics.
627
00:28:39,892 --> 00:28:41,632
I don't care much
for politics, Greg.
628
00:28:41,676 --> 00:28:43,591
I guess you'dbetter start.
629
00:28:44,897 --> 00:28:47,247
Eh, what are those?Donald's Double Chocolate.
630
00:28:47,290 --> 00:28:49,510
Oh, so Donnie boy'sgot his own, huh?
631
00:28:49,553 --> 00:28:50,554
Are they any good?
632
00:28:50,598 --> 00:28:51,686
My favourite.
633
00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:52,731
[Chuckling]
634
00:28:52,774 --> 00:28:55,211
Now, you keep the change.
635
00:28:55,255 --> 00:29:00,042
And remember, just leavethe tough stuff to me,
636
00:29:00,086 --> 00:29:03,698
and I'll be behind youall the way, 100%.
637
00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:05,221
[Bell dinging]
638
00:29:09,922 --> 00:29:12,707
Here you go.
639
00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:14,796
Mary?
640
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:18,931
Sit down. Let me
buy you a cupcake.
641
00:29:20,149 --> 00:29:23,152
You know, in high school,
even in college,
642
00:29:23,196 --> 00:29:26,460
people always had high
expectations of me.
643
00:29:26,503 --> 00:29:28,288
"Lenny, you're so smart.
644
00:29:28,331 --> 00:29:31,204
You're gonna be rich,
a big shot,"
645
00:29:31,247 --> 00:29:34,598
and I bought into that.
646
00:29:34,642 --> 00:29:36,687
And I started
traveling down the road
647
00:29:36,731 --> 00:29:39,690
of other people's
expectations.
648
00:29:39,734 --> 00:29:42,084
And I was unhappy.
649
00:29:42,128 --> 00:29:44,913
And then I realized what
was making me unhappy,
650
00:29:44,957 --> 00:29:48,482
and I started traveling
down my own road.
651
00:29:48,525 --> 00:29:51,093
Why are youtelling me this?
652
00:29:51,137 --> 00:29:53,835
You chose the road
you're gonna travel,
653
00:29:53,879 --> 00:29:57,796
or the road chooses you.
654
00:29:57,839 --> 00:30:00,537
And, Mary, I haven't been
in this town very long,
655
00:30:00,581 --> 00:30:03,236
but I have been in
here long enough
656
00:30:03,279 --> 00:30:07,240
to know that you will
be a wonderful mayor.
657
00:30:07,283 --> 00:30:08,807
Thank you.
658
00:30:10,112 --> 00:30:12,506
Can I ask you a question?
659
00:30:12,549 --> 00:30:14,029
Does it bother youwhen people call you
660
00:30:14,073 --> 00:30:16,466
"just a country lawyer"?
[Chuckling]
661
00:30:16,510 --> 00:30:19,513
I take it as a compliment.
662
00:30:19,556 --> 00:30:21,732
I'm here with people
I care about,
663
00:30:21,776 --> 00:30:23,560
people who care about me,
664
00:30:23,604 --> 00:30:25,824
people I can
advise and help,
665
00:30:25,867 --> 00:30:29,653
like you, Mary.
666
00:30:29,697 --> 00:30:32,047
So...
667
00:30:32,091 --> 00:30:33,527
cheers.
668
00:30:37,096 --> 00:30:39,272
Another journalist is waiting
out there for you, Mary.
669
00:30:39,315 --> 00:30:40,926
I'll be right there.[Phone ringing]
670
00:30:40,969 --> 00:30:43,493
Miles of marvellous motoring!
This is Greg Grundle speaking.
671
00:30:43,537 --> 00:30:44,886
Hi, Greg, it's Mary.
672
00:30:44,930 --> 00:30:47,758
Um, I was just talking
to the town attorney.
673
00:30:47,802 --> 00:30:49,195
I had some
questions for him.
674
00:30:49,238 --> 00:30:51,240
Well, Lenny said
that the mayor--
675
00:30:51,284 --> 00:30:54,940
That's me. --has the power
to appoint the town council.
676
00:30:54,983 --> 00:30:56,289
Did he?
677
00:30:56,332 --> 00:30:57,464
Yeah, I never thought
about it much,
678
00:30:57,507 --> 00:30:58,987
being not
political and all.
679
00:30:59,031 --> 00:31:00,467
You and Charlie and Arnie,
680
00:31:00,510 --> 00:31:02,861
controlling the town
for so long--
681
00:31:02,904 --> 00:31:05,341
Yeah, well, we're just tryingto do our civic duty.
682
00:31:05,385 --> 00:31:07,300
Little bit of money we makejust a token, really.
683
00:31:07,343 --> 00:31:08,475
Doesn't amount to much.
684
00:31:08,518 --> 00:31:09,476
Then you're not
gonna miss it.
685
00:31:09,519 --> 00:31:11,652
You're fired.
686
00:31:11,695 --> 00:31:13,262
Now, you listen to me,you stupid little woman.
687
00:31:13,306 --> 00:31:17,310
♪ Mary, can't you see
688
00:31:18,572 --> 00:31:21,575
♪ Some things
were meant to be ♪
689
00:31:21,618 --> 00:31:25,361
♪ Just do the best you can
690
00:31:25,405 --> 00:31:29,757
♪ Someday they'll understand
691
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:39,767
♪
692
00:31:42,988 --> 00:31:45,860
So, why do you only
make little cupcakes?
693
00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:48,471
Can we hurry up? I've gotfour dozen in the oven.
694
00:31:48,515 --> 00:31:51,910
So, tell me...
695
00:31:51,953 --> 00:31:53,259
what's the first thing
you want to accomplish?
696
00:31:53,302 --> 00:31:55,304
Oh, I've alreadydone that.
697
00:31:57,002 --> 00:31:58,699
These really
are the best.
698
00:31:58,742 --> 00:32:00,092
Mm-hm. Thank you.
699
00:32:02,790 --> 00:32:03,791
[Mary sighing]
700
00:32:03,834 --> 00:32:04,792
I don't even know
what to ask for.
701
00:32:04,835 --> 00:32:06,272
Where do I start?
702
00:32:06,315 --> 00:32:08,143
I know one thing.
703
00:32:08,187 --> 00:32:10,885
Numbers never lie.
704
00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:12,321
Get the town chequebook.
705
00:32:12,365 --> 00:32:15,542
Get all the town
income statements.
706
00:32:15,585 --> 00:32:16,804
Read 'em both carefully,
707
00:32:16,847 --> 00:32:17,805
and then come back here,
708
00:32:17,848 --> 00:32:18,980
and I'll go over
them with you.
709
00:32:19,024 --> 00:32:20,895
Thank you.
710
00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:21,940
How you doing, Albert?
711
00:32:25,900 --> 00:32:27,554
George Bernard Shaw said,
712
00:32:27,597 --> 00:32:31,645
"The reasonable man
adapts himself to the world."
713
00:32:32,907 --> 00:32:35,692
So, here I am,
being reasonable.
714
00:32:35,736 --> 00:32:37,477
Adapting.
715
00:32:38,913 --> 00:32:41,655
Jimmy could
use your help.
716
00:32:41,698 --> 00:32:45,311
You know, assistant
manager or something?
717
00:32:45,354 --> 00:32:49,445
I know it's not whatyou're used to, but...
718
00:32:49,489 --> 00:32:53,406
I could really use
you over there.
719
00:32:57,888 --> 00:33:07,855
♪
720
00:33:24,350 --> 00:33:25,916
Who's trimming
the trees?
721
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:27,483
Tree trimming company.
722
00:33:27,527 --> 00:33:28,832
Uh, but you'll haveto find a new one.
723
00:33:28,876 --> 00:33:30,312
Mayor sort of stiffedthe last crew.
724
00:33:30,356 --> 00:33:32,010
Ah.Oof.
725
00:33:32,053 --> 00:33:33,794
I love the swirly
chocolate ones.
726
00:33:33,837 --> 00:33:35,317
Yeah, yeah, I know.
I know.
727
00:33:35,361 --> 00:33:37,319
You want to come inside?Your office awaits.
728
00:33:37,363 --> 00:33:39,626
No, I am not going
in there, not ever.
729
00:33:39,669 --> 00:33:41,019
It's just a building.Not to me.
730
00:33:41,062 --> 00:33:42,977
And what if people wantto see their new mayor?
731
00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:44,718
Where do theyfind him--? Her. Her.
732
00:33:44,761 --> 00:33:46,763
Where I always am?
733
00:33:46,807 --> 00:33:47,808
The bakery?
734
00:33:47,851 --> 00:33:49,940
Yeah. I need to
look at the books.
735
00:33:51,116 --> 00:33:54,032
Um, you want to take 'em?Yes.
736
00:33:56,208 --> 00:34:00,516
Ho-kay. Um, yeah,I-I guess that's, uh, fine.
737
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:02,997
You're the man,uh, so to speak.
738
00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:04,477
Thanks.
739
00:34:05,913 --> 00:34:09,351
Oh, do-- You're gonnacome back with those, right?
740
00:34:09,395 --> 00:34:11,223
Yeah, maybe.
741
00:34:11,266 --> 00:34:13,486
There's eight of 'em.
742
00:34:13,529 --> 00:34:14,661
Okay.
743
00:34:14,704 --> 00:34:15,618
Enjoy!
744
00:34:19,709 --> 00:34:22,190
Hey, Albert, can I talk toyou down here for a minute?
745
00:34:22,234 --> 00:34:24,366
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sure, I have plenty of time.
746
00:34:24,410 --> 00:34:26,238
Plenty of time.
747
00:34:26,281 --> 00:34:27,761
Sorry.
748
00:34:27,804 --> 00:34:29,893
All right, Pete gaveme these ledgers today,
749
00:34:29,937 --> 00:34:31,373
and this is all they have.
750
00:34:31,417 --> 00:34:33,158
And it doesn't make
much sense to me.
751
00:34:33,201 --> 00:34:34,637
Could you just look at itfor a minute for me?
752
00:34:34,681 --> 00:34:36,161
Yeah, yeah, sure.Thanks.
753
00:34:36,204 --> 00:34:38,076
What about
the chequebook?
754
00:34:38,119 --> 00:34:41,035
I'll get on thatright away.
755
00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:51,001
♪
756
00:34:55,267 --> 00:34:56,659
You're the mayor.Is that true?
757
00:34:56,703 --> 00:34:59,314
Yes.Unbelievable.
758
00:34:59,358 --> 00:35:00,315
Do you see this?
Yes.
759
00:35:00,359 --> 00:35:01,577
It's a traffic ticket.
760
00:35:01,621 --> 00:35:03,144
It's the third oneI've gotten this month.
761
00:35:03,188 --> 00:35:05,581
I drive fromWashington, D.C.
762
00:35:05,625 --> 00:35:06,930
to Dewey Beachtwice a week,
763
00:35:06,974 --> 00:35:09,150
and I'm tired of your
local-yokel cops
764
00:35:09,194 --> 00:35:10,456
giving me a ticketevery time
765
00:35:10,499 --> 00:35:13,067
I'm five miles overthe speed limit.
Okay.
766
00:35:13,111 --> 00:35:14,155
Are you listening to me?Yes, I am.
767
00:35:14,199 --> 00:35:15,417
Are you listening to me?Yes!
768
00:35:15,461 --> 00:35:17,158
This town's a joke.
769
00:35:19,508 --> 00:35:21,902
They only push youaround if you let them.
770
00:35:21,945 --> 00:35:23,817
You heard that?
Why didn't you stick up for me?
771
00:35:23,860 --> 00:35:26,863
You're the mayor.
772
00:35:26,907 --> 00:35:28,778
Hi, Quail, what
can I get you?
773
00:35:28,822 --> 00:35:31,041
Well, I need a wordwith the mayor.
774
00:35:31,085 --> 00:35:35,829
Oh. I-I'll meet
you out there. Jimmy?
775
00:35:35,872 --> 00:35:37,483
Yeah, I'm not a good
counter person.
776
00:35:37,526 --> 00:35:40,138
Oh, sure you are. Here.
777
00:35:40,181 --> 00:35:42,052
It's gonna be fine.
I'll be back!
778
00:35:42,096 --> 00:35:43,793
Is this
the mayor's office?
779
00:35:43,837 --> 00:35:46,361
Yes, it is.Um, have a seat.
780
00:35:46,405 --> 00:35:49,147
Wow.
781
00:35:49,190 --> 00:35:53,673
Now, that's a nice view.
782
00:35:54,935 --> 00:35:56,328
Whoa!
783
00:35:56,371 --> 00:35:59,244
Okay. Can I helpyou with anything?
784
00:35:59,287 --> 00:36:03,204
Oh, oh, yeah.
785
00:36:03,248 --> 00:36:04,901
Well, business
has been down.
786
00:36:04,945 --> 00:36:07,643
Now, I asked the other
mayor, the dead one,
787
00:36:07,687 --> 00:36:11,604
well, before he
came up dead,
788
00:36:11,647 --> 00:36:14,172
if I could put
out a bigger sign,
789
00:36:14,215 --> 00:36:16,739
but he said there was
restrictions on business signs.
790
00:36:16,783 --> 00:36:17,827
Restrictions?
791
00:36:17,871 --> 00:36:19,177
Yes, ma'am.
792
00:36:19,220 --> 00:36:21,570
Eight square foot is where
the tolerance is at.
793
00:36:21,614 --> 00:36:23,572
And what size areyou looking at?
794
00:36:23,616 --> 00:36:25,661
Sixteen.
795
00:36:28,055 --> 00:36:29,056
And you thinkthat would help?
796
00:36:29,099 --> 00:36:31,580
Whoo, yeah, I do.
797
00:36:31,624 --> 00:36:33,147
You might helpyourself, Quail,
798
00:36:33,191 --> 00:36:37,020
if you actually sold people
what they wanted to buy.
799
00:36:37,064 --> 00:36:38,021
I don't know.
800
00:36:38,065 --> 00:36:41,721
Oh, I get what
you're saying.
801
00:36:41,764 --> 00:36:44,202
I'll just give you that hand
planer that you wanted.
802
00:36:44,245 --> 00:36:48,162
You know, I know,
'cause the mayor and Grundle,
803
00:36:48,206 --> 00:36:49,903
they always wanted
things, too.
804
00:36:49,946 --> 00:36:51,470
They did?
805
00:36:51,513 --> 00:36:53,080
Oh, yes, ma'am,
they did.
806
00:36:53,123 --> 00:36:55,517
I give 'em my two
signed guitars last year
807
00:36:55,561 --> 00:36:57,693
after he told me about
the street store limit.
808
00:36:57,737 --> 00:37:00,261
The what? The store limit?
809
00:37:00,305 --> 00:37:01,523
Well, yes, ma'am.
810
00:37:01,567 --> 00:37:03,003
There's only so
many stores allowed
811
00:37:03,046 --> 00:37:05,571
to set up on Main Street.
812
00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:08,182
[Sighing]
813
00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:10,402
Quail.
814
00:37:10,445 --> 00:37:13,883
I will buy thatantique plane from you,
815
00:37:13,927 --> 00:37:17,974
but only if you're willingto sell it to me, not give it.
816
00:37:18,018 --> 00:37:20,760
If you want a bigger sign,
go ahead and do it.
817
00:37:20,803 --> 00:37:24,242
There's all kinds of bigsigns on Main Street.
818
00:37:24,285 --> 00:37:26,244
Yeah!
819
00:37:26,287 --> 00:37:30,291
Well, thank you,
Mayor Mary.
820
00:37:30,335 --> 00:37:31,727
All right, if you want coffee,you gotta go back to your booth.
821
00:37:31,771 --> 00:37:34,252
Okay.
822
00:37:41,998 --> 00:37:43,304
Hey, Pete, thanks.
823
00:37:43,348 --> 00:37:46,612
Um, I usually make
out the cheques.
824
00:37:46,655 --> 00:37:48,309
I know.
825
00:37:48,353 --> 00:37:49,702
All the stubs here?
826
00:37:49,745 --> 00:37:51,312
Last three years'
worth of cheques.
827
00:37:51,356 --> 00:37:54,272
Have a seat.
828
00:37:54,315 --> 00:37:55,969
Oh, sure.
829
00:37:57,144 --> 00:37:59,102
So, Pete, what is itexactly that you do,
830
00:37:59,146 --> 00:38:01,017
besides writing cheques?
831
00:38:01,061 --> 00:38:04,847
Um, lots of filing,
processing of applications,
832
00:38:04,891 --> 00:38:06,762
licenses, fee collection,
833
00:38:06,806 --> 00:38:09,548
Merchants' Association
dues, and the like.
834
00:38:09,591 --> 00:38:11,114
Huh.
835
00:38:11,158 --> 00:38:14,117
And a store limit or zoning
limit on Main Street,
836
00:38:14,161 --> 00:38:15,902
i-is there any?
837
00:38:15,945 --> 00:38:17,469
Store limit,
what do you mean?
838
00:38:17,512 --> 00:38:18,644
All Main Street's
zoned commercial.
839
00:38:18,687 --> 00:38:19,601
There's no store limit.
840
00:38:19,645 --> 00:38:22,996
Really?
841
00:38:26,042 --> 00:38:28,218
The Merchants' Association,
842
00:38:28,262 --> 00:38:29,611
anyone in particularin charge of that?
843
00:38:29,655 --> 00:38:33,136
Oh, yeah, uh,Councilman Grundle
844
00:38:33,180 --> 00:38:34,399
till you canned him.
845
00:38:34,442 --> 00:38:35,965
Huh.
846
00:38:36,009 --> 00:38:37,358
Pete, I gotta go.
847
00:38:37,402 --> 00:38:39,317
Thanks.Yeah.
848
00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:42,624
[Sighing]
849
00:38:42,668 --> 00:38:52,591
♪
850
00:39:02,949 --> 00:39:04,167
Whoa! Yes!
851
00:39:04,211 --> 00:39:05,734
♪ Have you seen
the cupcake lady ♪
852
00:39:05,778 --> 00:39:07,345
♪ The cupcake man ♪ Man!
853
00:39:07,388 --> 00:39:08,346
♪ The cupcake
854
00:39:08,389 --> 00:39:09,347
♪ Lady
♪ Man
855
00:39:09,390 --> 00:39:11,610
[Laughing]
856
00:39:11,653 --> 00:39:13,089
Hey, Mom,
857
00:39:13,133 --> 00:39:15,483
how come Daddy never
plays his harmonica
858
00:39:15,527 --> 00:39:16,832
where we can see him?
859
00:39:16,876 --> 00:39:19,008
He's just practicing,like you with your kicks.
860
00:39:19,052 --> 00:39:22,360
And when he's ready for us
to hear him and see him,
861
00:39:22,403 --> 00:39:24,100
he'll come outof the bathroom.
862
00:39:24,144 --> 00:39:27,669
Is that the same as
coming out of the closet?
863
00:39:27,713 --> 00:39:29,367
No, it's not the same.
864
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:33,414
Hey.
865
00:39:33,458 --> 00:39:34,459
Hey.
866
00:39:34,502 --> 00:39:36,548
I only had to go upto Van Buren.
867
00:39:36,591 --> 00:39:39,202
Oh, what happened?
868
00:39:39,246 --> 00:39:40,552
An enthusiastic chisel.
869
00:39:40,595 --> 00:39:41,944
Oh.
870
00:39:41,988 --> 00:39:42,945
What number is he?
871
00:39:42,989 --> 00:39:44,599
Eight.
Oh!
872
00:39:44,643 --> 00:39:47,036
That's really good.
873
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:48,690
Keeps getting lower.
874
00:39:48,734 --> 00:39:49,909
Very proud of you.
875
00:39:52,215 --> 00:39:53,129
Town is broke.
876
00:39:54,261 --> 00:39:55,654
Broke?We owe money.
877
00:39:55,697 --> 00:39:56,785
What are you gonna do?
878
00:39:56,829 --> 00:39:58,700
What am I gonna do?You're the mayor.
879
00:39:58,744 --> 00:40:00,441
I don't--
880
00:40:00,485 --> 00:40:03,488
Hey, are you sure youdon't wanna come with me?
881
00:40:03,531 --> 00:40:05,794
Oh, honey,
no, I can't.
882
00:40:05,838 --> 00:40:08,231
I'm trying to match
this all up.
883
00:40:08,275 --> 00:40:10,495
Okay.
884
00:40:10,538 --> 00:40:12,453
Good one.
885
00:40:15,978 --> 00:40:18,328
["Don't You Forget
About Me" playing]
886
00:40:18,372 --> 00:40:22,071
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey
887
00:40:22,115 --> 00:40:24,552
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
888
00:40:24,596 --> 00:40:28,121
Thank you. That's mydaughter up there.
889
00:40:33,256 --> 00:40:37,435
♪ Won't you come
see about me ♪
890
00:40:37,478 --> 00:40:38,566
♪ I'll be alone
891
00:40:38,610 --> 00:40:42,004
♪ Dancing,
you know it, baby ♪
892
00:40:42,048 --> 00:40:45,138
♪ Tell me your
troubles and doubts ♪
893
00:40:45,181 --> 00:40:47,836
♪ Giving me everything
894
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:50,491
♪ Inside and out
895
00:40:50,535 --> 00:40:51,927
♪ Love's strange
896
00:40:51,971 --> 00:40:53,755
♪ So real in the dark
897
00:40:53,799 --> 00:40:55,931
Think of the tender things
898
00:40:55,975 --> 00:40:58,368
♪ That we were
working on ♪
899
00:40:58,412 --> 00:41:02,285
♪ Slow change
may pull us apart ♪
900
00:41:02,329 --> 00:41:06,507
♪ When the light gets
into your heart, baby ♪
901
00:41:07,726 --> 00:41:12,208
♪ Don't you
forget about me ♪
902
00:41:13,558 --> 00:41:15,560
♪ Don't, don't, don't, don't
903
00:41:15,603 --> 00:41:20,434
♪ Don't you forget
about me ♪
904
00:41:23,524 --> 00:41:27,615
♪ Will you stand above me?
905
00:41:27,659 --> 00:41:31,793
♪ Look my way
and never love me? ♪
906
00:41:31,837 --> 00:41:33,882
♪ Rain keeps falling
907
00:41:33,926 --> 00:41:38,496
♪ Rain keeps
falling down, down ♪
908
00:41:44,545 --> 00:41:48,027
♪ Don't you try
to pretend ♪
909
00:41:48,070 --> 00:41:51,552
♪ It's my feeling
that we will win ♪
910
00:41:51,596 --> 00:41:53,902
♪ I won't harm you
911
00:41:53,946 --> 00:41:55,991
♪ Or touch your defences
912
00:41:56,035 --> 00:42:00,822
♪ Vanity, insecurity, oh
913
00:42:00,866 --> 00:42:04,043
♪ Don't you
forget about me ♪
914
00:42:04,086 --> 00:42:08,395
[Harmonica playing]
915
00:42:14,967 --> 00:42:16,534
How's it coming?
916
00:42:16,577 --> 00:42:18,361
Not so good.
917
00:42:18,405 --> 00:42:21,843
Should I be worried
about my job?
918
00:42:21,887 --> 00:42:23,802
Not yet.
919
00:42:26,065 --> 00:42:28,633
Oh! Thank youfor my sign.
920
00:42:28,676 --> 00:42:30,069
You're welcome.
921
00:42:30,112 --> 00:42:31,200
It's okay?
922
00:42:31,244 --> 00:42:33,551
I'm only using itbecause you made it.
923
00:42:33,594 --> 00:42:34,682
Like your ring.
924
00:42:34,726 --> 00:42:36,554
This old thing?
925
00:42:36,597 --> 00:42:37,642
Wanna have sex?
926
00:42:43,648 --> 00:42:45,563
[Birds chirping]
927
00:42:55,268 --> 00:42:56,356
What happened in there
928
00:42:56,399 --> 00:42:58,663
that the mayor hates
the place so much?
929
00:42:58,706 --> 00:42:59,925
Seems weird having
930
00:42:59,968 --> 00:43:01,274
this perfectly good
building and not doing--
931
00:43:01,317 --> 00:43:03,058
Pete, when she wasa little girl,
932
00:43:03,102 --> 00:43:07,628
Mary's mother ran offto find herself,
933
00:43:07,672 --> 00:43:08,847
so her grandmothertook her in.
934
00:43:08,890 --> 00:43:10,065
She was a working woman,
935
00:43:10,109 --> 00:43:13,808
you know, cleaningother people's houses.
936
00:43:13,852 --> 00:43:16,071
She did what she could
to raise Mary right.
937
00:43:16,115 --> 00:43:19,553
Tried to get hereverything she needed,
938
00:43:19,597 --> 00:43:23,252
but she diedhow she lived,
939
00:43:23,296 --> 00:43:25,167
poor.
940
00:43:25,211 --> 00:43:28,257
And they were too poor togive her a proper burial,
941
00:43:28,301 --> 00:43:32,435
so they stuck her down
in Pauper's Field.
942
00:43:32,479 --> 00:43:36,265
So, 20 years ago,Mary goes into this building
943
00:43:36,309 --> 00:43:40,356
and she asks if she can put
up a small tombstone
944
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:41,662
with hergrandmother's name on it
945
00:43:41,706 --> 00:43:43,446
so that people would know
that she had lived,
946
00:43:43,490 --> 00:43:44,709
that she was a regular person,
947
00:43:44,752 --> 00:43:46,319
just like allthe people buried
948
00:43:46,362 --> 00:43:49,496
in the regular cemetery.
949
00:43:49,539 --> 00:43:52,934
And they told her no.
950
00:43:52,978 --> 00:43:54,762
That if they said
yes to her,
951
00:43:54,806 --> 00:43:57,460
they gotta say yesto everybody who asks,
952
00:43:57,504 --> 00:44:00,159
and they are not inthe memories business.
953
00:44:01,900 --> 00:44:03,336
That's what they told her,
954
00:44:03,379 --> 00:44:05,425
"the memories
business."
955
00:44:05,468 --> 00:44:06,687
Wow.
956
00:44:06,731 --> 00:44:08,994
Help me put this thingup, will you?
957
00:44:09,037 --> 00:44:10,996
Happy to.
958
00:44:17,176 --> 00:44:19,221
Keep your end up.All right.
959
00:44:19,265 --> 00:44:29,188
♪
960
00:44:37,457 --> 00:44:40,329
BART:
I don't want to rockyour domestic boat, as it were,
961
00:44:40,373 --> 00:44:41,679
but let me tell you something.
962
00:44:41,722 --> 00:44:43,985
I have an idea.
963
00:44:44,029 --> 00:44:48,816
Now, just suppose that someone
was to stand upstream
964
00:44:48,860 --> 00:44:50,383
of that speed trap
with a sign--
965
00:44:50,426 --> 00:44:51,558
Mm-hm.
966
00:44:51,601 --> 00:44:54,082
--saying "Hey,
there's a speed trap.
967
00:44:54,126 --> 00:44:56,694
Now, you slow your gas down,
or you're gonna get a ticket."
968
00:44:56,737 --> 00:44:58,217
Okay.All right.
969
00:44:58,260 --> 00:45:01,394
Now, them people, instead
of getting a ticket for $35
970
00:45:01,437 --> 00:45:02,830
and saying,
"To hell with this town.
971
00:45:02,874 --> 00:45:05,006
I ain't ever coming back
here again," they say,
972
00:45:05,050 --> 00:45:07,095
"This is a pretty
interesting town.
973
00:45:07,139 --> 00:45:09,445
"They even tell you where
their speed traps are.
974
00:45:09,489 --> 00:45:11,186
"You know, let's take
a look over here.
975
00:45:11,230 --> 00:45:12,840
"Let's come into Jimmy's.
976
00:45:12,884 --> 00:45:15,103
"Let's stop at Quail's store,
and we'll spend a little bit.
977
00:45:15,147 --> 00:45:16,757
We'll spend a little time,"
you know?
978
00:45:16,801 --> 00:45:18,977
Now, we get the income
from those sales,
979
00:45:19,020 --> 00:45:20,892
and that goes into
the general fund.
980
00:45:20,935 --> 00:45:22,676
Do you know where the
speed trap money goes?
981
00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:24,373
No, I don't.
982
00:45:24,417 --> 00:45:27,115
That goes into a special fund,
you understand what I'm saying?
983
00:45:27,159 --> 00:45:31,946
That only certain
people control.
984
00:45:31,990 --> 00:45:33,861
You make a note of that.
985
00:45:35,602 --> 00:45:37,604
[Sighing]
986
00:45:37,647 --> 00:45:46,918
♪
987
00:45:48,049 --> 00:45:49,964
[Insects buzzing]
988
00:46:00,583 --> 00:46:02,455
Here she comes.
989
00:46:04,500 --> 00:46:05,458
Hello!Hey.
990
00:46:05,501 --> 00:46:06,459
Hey, Mom.Hey, Mom.
991
00:46:06,502 --> 00:46:07,460
Hey.
992
00:46:07,503 --> 00:46:08,461
I'm so sorry I'm late.
993
00:46:08,504 --> 00:46:10,028
I got hung up at work.
994
00:46:10,071 --> 00:46:11,986
Which work,
mayor or cupcake?
995
00:46:12,030 --> 00:46:13,074
Mayor.
996
00:46:13,118 --> 00:46:14,467
Is everything okay?
997
00:46:14,510 --> 00:46:16,251
Not exactly.
998
00:46:16,295 --> 00:46:18,471
Wow! Who made dinner?
999
00:46:18,514 --> 00:46:19,907
DONALD:Lana.
1000
00:46:19,951 --> 00:46:22,301
Do you like it?Mm-hm. It's good.
1001
00:46:23,824 --> 00:46:25,695
All right,
you guys can go.
1002
00:46:25,739 --> 00:46:27,785
Thanks, Mom.Thanks.
1003
00:46:27,828 --> 00:46:31,092
Anita?
1004
00:46:31,136 --> 00:46:33,138
Thanks for dinner.Yup.
1005
00:46:33,181 --> 00:46:34,922
Good night, guys.
1006
00:46:34,966 --> 00:46:36,706
Be home by 12:00.
1007
00:46:36,750 --> 00:46:38,230
It's just rehearsal.
1008
00:46:42,277 --> 00:46:44,889
So, what wentwrong today?
1009
00:46:44,932 --> 00:46:47,369
♪ I can't make you happy
1010
00:46:47,413 --> 00:46:49,850
♪ I can't make you happy
1011
00:46:49,894 --> 00:46:52,810
♪ I can't make you happy
1012
00:46:52,853 --> 00:46:55,464
♪ Yes, I can
1013
00:46:58,641 --> 00:47:00,905
DONALD: That's ridiculous.MARY: What? What?
1014
00:47:00,948 --> 00:47:02,820
He's making a laughingstockof this town is what he's doing.
1015
00:47:02,863 --> 00:47:04,082
What Bart'sdoing out there
1016
00:47:04,125 --> 00:47:05,953
might just helpBridgeville in the long run.
1017
00:47:05,997 --> 00:47:09,261
What, you want cars flying
by here willy-nilly
1018
00:47:09,304 --> 00:47:11,654
on the way to God-knows-where
without slowing down?
1019
00:47:11,698 --> 00:47:13,395
They'll slow down'cause Bart's out there
1020
00:47:13,439 --> 00:47:14,962
warning them it'll cost
them if they don't,
1021
00:47:15,006 --> 00:47:17,095
and maybe they'llstop and shop,
1022
00:47:17,138 --> 00:47:19,445
and that'll add a lot ofmoney to the local economy.
1023
00:47:19,488 --> 00:47:21,316
Local economy?
1024
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:23,492
Look, do you realize
how much money
1025
00:47:23,536 --> 00:47:25,973
those speeding tickets
added to our coffers?
1026
00:47:26,017 --> 00:47:28,367
No, but I bet you do.
1027
00:47:28,410 --> 00:47:30,282
Damn right I do.
1028
00:47:31,544 --> 00:47:33,328
Wait, what's that
supposed to mean?
1029
00:47:33,372 --> 00:47:35,809
I've been lookingin these ledgers,
1030
00:47:35,853 --> 00:47:38,681
and I see a lot of moneygoing back to you, Arnie,
1031
00:47:38,725 --> 00:47:41,989
and to Greg, and tothe late Mayor Bloodworth.
1032
00:47:42,033 --> 00:47:44,992
Well, you got it all
figured out, don't you?
1033
00:47:45,036 --> 00:47:46,864
No!
1034
00:47:46,907 --> 00:47:48,039
That's right, sweetheart,
1035
00:47:48,082 --> 00:47:51,869
you don't,
not by a long shot.
1036
00:47:54,262 --> 00:47:57,657
GREG:
What is Mary's weak spot?
1037
00:47:57,700 --> 00:47:59,702
ARNIE:Never seen her takea drink or cuss.
1038
00:47:59,746 --> 00:48:02,531
She doesn't gossip, bitch,or moan like normal women.
1039
00:48:02,575 --> 00:48:05,534
She just worksand runs her family
1040
00:48:05,578 --> 00:48:08,146
like some kind ofsaint or something.
1041
00:48:08,189 --> 00:48:12,019
Well, every saint
has its chink.
1042
00:48:12,063 --> 00:48:14,500
You mean knight.Every knight has a chink.
1043
00:48:14,543 --> 00:48:16,502
You know, armour and all?
1044
00:48:16,545 --> 00:48:18,678
Whatever, Arnie.
Jesus.
1045
00:48:18,721 --> 00:48:21,072
We're conspiring here,
not teaching American history.
1046
00:48:24,118 --> 00:48:26,860
[Sighing]
1047
00:48:26,904 --> 00:48:27,948
Mary!
1048
00:48:27,992 --> 00:48:29,950
I, uh, hey.
I just got to Jimmy's.
1049
00:48:29,994 --> 00:48:31,560
He said you left early.Yeah.
1050
00:48:31,604 --> 00:48:32,822
Do you mind if I walk
with you a little bit?
1051
00:48:32,866 --> 00:48:34,041
No.
1052
00:48:34,085 --> 00:48:35,390
Um, hey, I just--
1053
00:48:35,434 --> 00:48:38,263
I need to know:
what do you want me to do now?
1054
00:48:38,306 --> 00:48:40,482
Well, what haveyou been doing, Pete?
1055
00:48:40,526 --> 00:48:41,657
I've barely been
there three years.
1056
00:48:41,701 --> 00:48:42,876
I've never done
anything wrong.
1057
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:44,573
I never stole.
I never took from the town.
1058
00:48:44,617 --> 00:48:46,488
I just did my work;
took my paycheque--
1059
00:48:46,532 --> 00:48:49,317
And looked the other way.
1060
00:48:49,361 --> 00:48:51,406
[Sighing]
1061
00:48:51,450 --> 00:48:53,843
Not because I wanted to.
1062
00:48:53,887 --> 00:48:56,150
Report to Jimmy's, 7:00 a.m.sharp every day.
1063
00:48:56,194 --> 00:48:57,760
7:00. Why so early?
1064
00:48:57,804 --> 00:48:59,197
An hour and a halfafter I get there.
1065
00:48:59,240 --> 00:49:00,415
And bring whateveryou need.
1066
00:49:00,459 --> 00:49:01,764
If you can help me getthis town out of hock,
1067
00:49:01,808 --> 00:49:02,809
you can keep your job.
1068
00:49:02,852 --> 00:49:03,897
I don't believein firing people.
1069
00:49:03,941 --> 00:49:06,160
Yes, ma'am. Thank you.
1070
00:49:06,204 --> 00:49:08,075
Ma'am?
1071
00:49:08,119 --> 00:49:09,642
TV ANNOUNCER:
Is gonna be good!
1072
00:49:09,685 --> 00:49:11,426
Yes!
Did you see that?
1073
00:49:11,470 --> 00:49:13,254
Fifty-five yards in OT!
1074
00:49:13,298 --> 00:49:15,474
That's a pressure kick.Mm-hm.
1075
00:49:15,517 --> 00:49:17,780
Man.
1076
00:49:17,824 --> 00:49:19,260
Nothing you couldn't do.
1077
00:49:23,786 --> 00:49:24,831
[Sighing]
1078
00:49:26,050 --> 00:49:27,007
[TV switching off]
1079
00:49:27,051 --> 00:49:28,922
Get ready
for the pitch!
1080
00:49:31,925 --> 00:49:33,361
MARY:
Do you know what
the fuel costs
1081
00:49:33,405 --> 00:49:35,450
for the police cruisers
were last year?
1082
00:49:35,494 --> 00:49:36,974
Well, it was good that you
took us off the speed trap.
1083
00:49:37,017 --> 00:49:38,627
Saved gas there.
1084
00:49:38,671 --> 00:49:40,586
Most guys left their
engines running.
1085
00:49:40,629 --> 00:49:41,587
Not me.
1086
00:49:41,630 --> 00:49:43,893
The PTA wants
to meet with me.
1087
00:49:43,937 --> 00:49:45,808
Fun!And the Merchants' Association
1088
00:49:45,852 --> 00:49:48,333
and the Rotaryand the Women's Club.
1089
00:49:48,376 --> 00:49:49,334
Let me show
you something.
1090
00:49:49,377 --> 00:49:51,336
Right now?Just two minutes.
1091
00:49:51,379 --> 00:49:52,815
Ah, can we do itlater, honey?
1092
00:49:52,859 --> 00:49:57,385
Okay.Please, I just--
1093
00:50:00,475 --> 00:50:01,520
["Don't You Forget
About Me" playing]
1094
00:50:01,563 --> 00:50:03,087
Hey, could you turnit down, please?
1095
00:50:03,130 --> 00:50:04,653
Okay.
1096
00:50:04,697 --> 00:50:06,960
♪ Whoa
1097
00:50:07,004 --> 00:50:08,483
LENNY:This list of items we discussed,
1098
00:50:08,527 --> 00:50:11,573
they're all within
your authority as mayor.
1099
00:50:11,617 --> 00:50:13,314
You've got the green light.
1100
00:50:13,358 --> 00:50:15,751
That's great.
1101
00:50:15,795 --> 00:50:18,580
Pete?
1102
00:50:18,624 --> 00:50:19,886
Excuse me, mayor.
1103
00:50:19,929 --> 00:50:20,974
Uh, yeah?
1104
00:50:21,018 --> 00:50:21,975
You really wantto do all this?
1105
00:50:22,019 --> 00:50:23,107
For starters.
1106
00:50:23,150 --> 00:50:25,674
People in this townare gonna flip out.
1107
00:50:25,718 --> 00:50:27,024
Not if it works.
1108
00:50:27,067 --> 00:50:28,895
Look, we can sit
around and complain,
1109
00:50:28,938 --> 00:50:30,505
or we can fix it.
1110
00:50:30,549 --> 00:50:32,812
How many businesses have gone
under in the past two years?
1111
00:50:32,855 --> 00:50:34,335
Ah, five or ten.
1112
00:50:34,379 --> 00:50:35,684
Well, what happened
to the workers?
1113
00:50:35,728 --> 00:50:38,078
Well, some gotother jobs,
1114
00:50:38,122 --> 00:50:41,690
but most went onunemployment or moved out.
1115
00:50:41,734 --> 00:50:44,171
Will these things save the
town of Bridgeville money?
1116
00:50:44,215 --> 00:50:46,130
Yeah, I'll say.
1117
00:50:46,173 --> 00:50:47,870
If we can just
get out of debt,
1118
00:50:47,914 --> 00:50:50,047
people will have
confidence again.
1119
00:50:50,090 --> 00:50:52,092
Businesses
will come back.
1120
00:50:52,136 --> 00:50:53,659
We can fix up the parks,
1121
00:50:53,702 --> 00:50:55,704
maybe even take out ads
for the Apple Scrapple
1122
00:50:55,748 --> 00:50:57,880
and Punkin'
Chunkin' contests.
1123
00:50:57,924 --> 00:50:59,926
You know, bring
in some more business.
1124
00:50:59,969 --> 00:51:01,406
Get this town
back on its feet.
1125
00:51:01,449 --> 00:51:03,190
Okay.
1126
00:51:03,234 --> 00:51:05,888
Ms. Mayor,
what about my office?
1127
00:51:05,932 --> 00:51:08,282
Well, that booth's open.
1128
00:51:08,326 --> 00:51:10,719
Ooh, I like that.
1129
00:51:10,763 --> 00:51:14,680
Yeah, hi, this is Pete downat Mayor Maroni's office.
1130
00:51:15,855 --> 00:51:17,509
How many street lightsdid you tell them
1131
00:51:17,552 --> 00:51:18,901
to turn off,Mayor Mary?
1132
00:51:18,945 --> 00:51:21,513
Every other one.
1133
00:51:21,556 --> 00:51:24,211
Won't it be
too dark, Mom?
1134
00:51:24,255 --> 00:51:26,083
It might make
it more romantic.
1135
00:51:26,126 --> 00:51:28,520
DONALD:
You want us to do what!?
1136
00:51:28,563 --> 00:51:31,479
Are you gonna start counting
presidents on me, Donald?
1137
00:51:31,523 --> 00:51:33,002
That's funny.
1138
00:51:33,046 --> 00:51:34,569
I'm not mad.
1139
00:51:34,613 --> 00:51:35,701
I'm just--
What?
1140
00:51:35,744 --> 00:51:37,920
Dumbfounded!I'm leaving you one cruiser
1141
00:51:37,964 --> 00:51:39,661
for emergenciesand bad weather.
1142
00:51:39,705 --> 00:51:42,142
Criminals aren't
gonna know that?
1143
00:51:42,186 --> 00:51:44,753
The guys aren't
gonna go for it.
1144
00:51:44,797 --> 00:51:45,754
[Toothbrush scraping]
1145
00:51:45,798 --> 00:51:47,104
You can talk 'em
into it, honey.
1146
00:51:47,147 --> 00:51:48,322
WOMAN:
Nice ride.
1147
00:51:48,366 --> 00:51:49,410
MAN:
Don't let it get
you down, Donny boy!
1148
00:51:49,454 --> 00:51:51,456
Yeah!
1149
00:51:51,499 --> 00:51:52,761
Washington.
1150
00:51:52,805 --> 00:51:54,241
Adams.
1151
00:51:54,285 --> 00:51:55,851
Jefferson.
1152
00:51:55,895 --> 00:51:57,114
Madison.
1153
00:51:57,157 --> 00:51:59,551
Monroe.
1154
00:51:59,594 --> 00:52:01,118
Adams.
1155
00:52:01,161 --> 00:52:02,728
Jackson.
1156
00:52:02,771 --> 00:52:04,164
Harrison.
1157
00:52:04,208 --> 00:52:05,731
"Just go to the bike."
1158
00:52:05,774 --> 00:52:12,955
♪
1159
00:52:12,999 --> 00:52:13,956
[Scoffing]
1160
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:15,567
She's just plain crazy.
1161
00:52:15,610 --> 00:52:19,527
What's next?
1162
00:52:19,571 --> 00:52:21,268
♪ Part of where I'm going
1163
00:52:21,312 --> 00:52:24,967
♪ Is knowing where
I'm coming from ♪
1164
00:52:25,011 --> 00:52:27,840
♪ I don't wanna be anything
1165
00:52:27,883 --> 00:52:30,973
♪ Other than what I've
been trying to be lately ♪
1166
00:52:31,017 --> 00:52:33,237
♪ All I have to do
is think of me ♪
1167
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:37,197
♪ And have peace of mind
1168
00:52:37,241 --> 00:52:38,459
♪ I'm tired of looking 'round
1169
00:52:38,503 --> 00:52:40,200
MARY:
Cut that--
That one down.
1170
00:52:40,244 --> 00:52:42,594
Coach is pretty nimble, huh,
for a man his age?
1171
00:52:42,637 --> 00:52:44,509
He's younger
than we are.
1172
00:52:44,552 --> 00:52:46,554
♪ I don't wanna be
anything other than... ♪
1173
00:52:46,598 --> 00:52:48,991
All right, um, justcut that-- That one down.
1174
00:52:49,035 --> 00:52:51,472
Hon, I don't think
this is a good idea.
1175
00:52:51,516 --> 00:52:53,474
Yeah, one lessbill to pay.
1176
00:52:53,518 --> 00:52:55,998
Yeah, that one!
Quail, give him the saw.
1177
00:52:56,042 --> 00:52:58,740
Hey, you know, Quail,
1178
00:52:58,784 --> 00:53:00,481
I really like
this old hacksaw.
1179
00:53:00,525 --> 00:53:01,656
How much is
this going for?
1180
00:53:01,700 --> 00:53:03,049
Oh...
1181
00:53:03,092 --> 00:53:06,183
well, I'm not sure
if that one's for sale, Don.
1182
00:53:06,226 --> 00:53:07,967
Hey, hey, hey!
1183
00:53:08,010 --> 00:53:11,492
He's really nimble!
1184
00:53:11,536 --> 00:53:13,973
Don't laugh.
Next tree's yours.
1185
00:53:14,016 --> 00:53:16,323
♪ I can't be the only
one who's learned ♪
1186
00:53:16,367 --> 00:53:18,673
♪ I don't want to be anything
1187
00:53:18,717 --> 00:53:22,242
♪ Other than what I've been
trying to be lately ♪
1188
00:53:22,286 --> 00:53:24,853
♪ All I have to do
is think of me ♪
1189
00:53:24,897 --> 00:53:29,031
♪ And have peace of mind Hey, Mary.
1190
00:53:29,075 --> 00:53:30,598
Hey, you should jump
on the town website.
1191
00:53:30,642 --> 00:53:33,949
Your mayor mail
is piling up.
1192
00:53:33,993 --> 00:53:34,950
Okay.
1193
00:53:34,994 --> 00:53:36,300
You can check
it from home.
1194
00:53:36,343 --> 00:53:39,172
So, Pete, how much doyou think we could get
1195
00:53:39,216 --> 00:53:40,695
on this Craigslist thing
1196
00:53:40,739 --> 00:53:43,350
for a couple of gas-guzzlingpolice cruisers?
1197
00:53:43,394 --> 00:53:45,352
Oh, you'd be
surprised, yeah.
1198
00:53:45,396 --> 00:53:47,224
People love police cars.
1199
00:53:47,267 --> 00:53:49,443
How about somebroken-down garbage trucks?
1200
00:53:49,487 --> 00:53:51,489
Eh, you can
do all right.
1201
00:53:51,532 --> 00:53:55,014
What about a Cadillac XLR?Cadillac?
1202
00:53:55,057 --> 00:53:56,668
Made out to Greg Grundle?
1203
00:53:56,711 --> 00:53:57,712
[Sighing]
1204
00:53:57,756 --> 00:53:59,323
City bought itthree years ago.
1205
00:53:59,366 --> 00:54:02,717
That's two months
before I started.
1206
00:54:02,761 --> 00:54:04,066
What do you think, 30 grand?
1207
00:54:04,110 --> 00:54:05,720
Absolutely. Hell yes.
1208
00:54:05,764 --> 00:54:09,637
♪ I'm tired of looking
'round rooms ♪
1209
00:54:09,681 --> 00:54:11,030
♪ Wondering what I gotta do
1210
00:54:11,073 --> 00:54:13,511
♪ Or who I'm
supposed to be ♪
1211
00:54:13,554 --> 00:54:16,688
Hey, that's my car!
Don't take my car!
1212
00:54:16,731 --> 00:54:19,952
♪ Hey, hey, hey
1213
00:54:19,995 --> 00:54:23,390
♪ I don't wanna be
1214
00:54:23,434 --> 00:54:24,913
♪ Hey, yeah,
yeah, yeah ♪
1215
00:54:24,957 --> 00:54:26,045
Here you go, honey.
1216
00:54:26,088 --> 00:54:28,265
No, thanks,
I'd rather have pimples.
1217
00:54:28,308 --> 00:54:31,442
They're not pimples. They'reblemishes, and this'll help.
1218
00:54:31,485 --> 00:54:33,313
Mom, what is that
made out of?
1219
00:54:33,357 --> 00:54:36,273
A little baking soda,water, egg whites.
1220
00:54:36,316 --> 00:54:37,491
Cupcake batter?
1221
00:54:37,535 --> 00:54:39,754
No, you use baking powderin cupcake batter.
1222
00:54:39,798 --> 00:54:40,755
Just try it. A little dab.
1223
00:54:40,799 --> 00:54:42,279
Uh-uh. Where did
you find that?
1224
00:54:42,322 --> 00:54:44,106
My grandma.
1225
00:54:44,150 --> 00:54:45,325
She made me put it on.
1226
00:54:45,369 --> 00:54:46,413
It works. A dab.
1227
00:54:47,458 --> 00:54:49,416
[Cutlery clicking]
1228
00:54:50,809 --> 00:54:53,855
Would you help me withmy mayor e-mail, please?
1229
00:54:53,899 --> 00:54:57,598
Absolutely.
Sure. Okay.
1230
00:54:57,642 --> 00:55:00,035
We'll set you up a little Googlesite, stick you on MySpace,
1231
00:55:00,079 --> 00:55:01,820
Facebook, get you Tweeting.
1232
00:55:03,952 --> 00:55:04,910
[Gasping]
1233
00:55:04,953 --> 00:55:06,433
Look at all that mail.
1234
00:55:06,477 --> 00:55:08,870
Wow.
1235
00:55:08,914 --> 00:55:10,176
You used a computer, man.
1236
00:55:10,219 --> 00:55:12,874
♪ How does it feel
1237
00:55:12,918 --> 00:55:17,270
♪ Knowing that
you're winning out? ♪
1238
00:55:17,314 --> 00:55:21,013
♪ Go ahead
and scream and shout ♪
1239
00:55:21,056 --> 00:55:24,321
♪ Oh oh, scream and shout
1240
00:55:24,364 --> 00:55:27,759
♪ How does it feel
1241
00:55:27,802 --> 00:55:32,067
♪ Knowing that
without a hand ♪
1242
00:55:32,111 --> 00:55:35,506
♪ You're able,
able to stand? ♪
1243
00:55:35,549 --> 00:55:37,377
♪ Oh, oh
1244
00:55:37,421 --> 00:55:40,815
♪ And maybe you can
1245
00:55:40,859 --> 00:55:42,469
You workingon something?
1246
00:55:42,513 --> 00:55:44,689
Yeah, it's a new song.
1247
00:55:44,732 --> 00:55:45,994
We missed you
at dinner tonight.
1248
00:55:46,038 --> 00:55:48,649
Oh, I had a run-inat Sanitation.
1249
00:55:48,693 --> 00:55:52,261
It seems that they're not sohappy about having to be...
1250
00:55:52,305 --> 00:55:53,698
groundskeepers.
1251
00:55:53,741 --> 00:55:55,221
I'm sorry, Mom.
That sucks.
1252
00:55:55,264 --> 00:55:57,789
Did you write that?
1253
00:55:57,832 --> 00:55:59,138
Yeah.
1254
00:56:01,793 --> 00:56:03,055
Night, baby.
1255
00:56:03,098 --> 00:56:08,060
Night, Mom.
1256
00:56:08,103 --> 00:56:12,194
♪
1257
00:56:16,242 --> 00:56:17,504
[Humming]
1258
00:56:17,548 --> 00:56:20,289
♪ I don't want to be
anything other
1259
00:56:20,333 --> 00:56:22,379
♪ Than what I've
been, baby, lately ♪
1260
00:56:22,422 --> 00:56:26,861
♪ I just want to...
1261
00:56:26,905 --> 00:56:27,862
Hi.Hi.
1262
00:56:27,906 --> 00:56:29,124
Yeah, I like your song.
1263
00:56:29,168 --> 00:56:30,952
Thank you.Yeah, thank you.
1264
00:56:30,996 --> 00:56:35,696
But the lyric, uh, is,
"Trying to be lately."
1265
00:56:35,740 --> 00:56:36,828
Yeah?
1266
00:56:36,871 --> 00:56:39,091
No, it's "baby,"
actually.
1267
00:56:39,134 --> 00:56:40,701
Yeah. "Baby."
1268
00:56:40,745 --> 00:56:42,616
Maybe you're right.
Yeah, sorry.
1269
00:56:42,660 --> 00:56:44,488
Enjoy your cupcake.
1270
00:56:44,531 --> 00:56:47,186
Thank you, yeah.
They look great. Thanks.
1271
00:56:47,229 --> 00:56:49,275
Need some coffee?Sure. Please.
1272
00:56:49,318 --> 00:56:51,495
You know that's
Gavin DeGraw?
1273
00:56:51,538 --> 00:56:53,018
He's the singer
of that song.
1274
00:56:55,716 --> 00:56:56,674
♪ Baby lately
1275
00:56:56,717 --> 00:57:00,895
I like it. "Baby's" nice.
1276
00:57:00,939 --> 00:57:03,071
That was your
mayor, right?
1277
00:57:03,115 --> 00:57:04,333
Yeah.
1278
00:57:04,377 --> 00:57:06,423
I thought, yeah.
She's very nice.
1279
00:57:07,946 --> 00:57:09,774
Here you go, Pete.Oh, thanks.
1280
00:57:09,817 --> 00:57:11,166
Boy, you really
upset some people.
1281
00:57:11,210 --> 00:57:12,385
You want me
to e-mail them back,
1282
00:57:12,429 --> 00:57:13,778
and tell them
we're making progress?
1283
00:57:13,821 --> 00:57:16,171
No, I shouldtalk to them.
1284
00:57:16,215 --> 00:57:17,434
PETE:
You really wanna do that?
1285
00:57:17,477 --> 00:57:19,348
No.
1286
00:57:19,392 --> 00:57:21,350
Yes.
1287
00:57:21,394 --> 00:57:24,223
Wow, look at that.The Women's Club, the Rotary.
1288
00:57:24,266 --> 00:57:25,485
[Gasping]
1289
00:57:25,529 --> 00:57:27,139
Look what thatGreg Grundle said.
1290
00:57:27,182 --> 00:57:28,575
Yeah.
1291
00:57:28,619 --> 00:57:29,968
How am I gonna have timeto talk to all these people
1292
00:57:30,011 --> 00:57:31,665
and get everything else done?
1293
00:57:31,709 --> 00:57:34,233
Why don't you have them
all come to see you?
1294
00:57:34,276 --> 00:57:37,105
Kind of like a town
shareholders' meeting.
1295
00:57:37,149 --> 00:57:38,977
Set it up.
They'll show up.
1296
00:57:39,020 --> 00:57:41,022
Get 'em some scrapple burgers.
They'll love it.
1297
00:57:44,504 --> 00:57:45,940
Okay.
1298
00:57:45,984 --> 00:57:47,333
I'll set it up.
1299
00:57:47,376 --> 00:57:50,554
TOMMY:The condition of thesejerseys is outrageous.
1300
00:57:50,597 --> 00:57:52,381
I understand.I got numbers peeling away.
1301
00:57:52,425 --> 00:57:53,382
I will call you.
I promise.
1302
00:57:53,426 --> 00:57:54,383
You'll call me about what?Mayor?
1303
00:57:54,427 --> 00:57:55,689
Mayor, I need
to talk to you.
1304
00:57:55,733 --> 00:57:57,604
Oh, you know what?Mayor, why do you hate men?
1305
00:57:57,648 --> 00:57:59,432
Uh, I don't, actually.
1306
00:57:59,476 --> 00:58:00,694
You hate me. You hate Bart.No, no, no.
1307
00:58:00,738 --> 00:58:01,739
You hate Greg.
1308
00:58:01,782 --> 00:58:04,176
You hate Grundle Motors.No, I don't.
1309
00:58:04,219 --> 00:58:05,917
You keep giving us tickets.
1310
00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:08,180
It's not snowing, and you
need to pay your tickets.
1311
00:58:08,223 --> 00:58:11,183
All right.
I understand.
1312
00:58:16,536 --> 00:58:18,930
You rock, Mom.
1313
00:58:18,973 --> 00:58:20,627
I hear you make a pretty
mean cupcake, mayor.
1314
00:58:20,671 --> 00:58:22,150
Uh, yeah, I make a lot
of mean cupcakes,
1315
00:58:22,194 --> 00:58:24,152
and some nice ones,
too, actually.
1316
00:58:24,196 --> 00:58:25,545
Well, maybe I'll have
to check that out.
1317
00:58:25,589 --> 00:58:27,155
So, take us through this.
1318
00:58:27,199 --> 00:58:28,940
You got elected mayor
of Bridgeville
1319
00:58:28,983 --> 00:58:30,985
and set up your office there
at the grill and bakery?
1320
00:58:31,029 --> 00:58:32,291
Yeah, that's pretty much it.
1321
00:58:32,334 --> 00:58:34,685
Is it true you closed
down town hall?
1322
00:58:34,728 --> 00:58:36,338
Yeah, trying to cut costs.
1323
00:58:36,382 --> 00:58:40,647
Um, Donald-- That's my husband.--and Pete, they boarded it up.
1324
00:58:40,691 --> 00:58:42,170
Where do all
the town hall people go?
1325
00:58:42,214 --> 00:58:43,389
Oh, they're pretty much here.
1326
00:58:43,432 --> 00:58:44,782
Let me show ya.
1327
00:58:44,825 --> 00:58:46,348
Come here.
1328
00:58:46,392 --> 00:58:48,437
Um, this here,
1329
00:58:48,481 --> 00:58:50,352
this is my office.
1330
00:58:50,396 --> 00:58:51,702
Hi, Donald.
1331
00:58:51,745 --> 00:58:54,443
Um, over here is Pete,
the town clerk.
1332
00:58:54,487 --> 00:58:57,534
Uh, we got Mike in Parks
and Recreation.
1333
00:58:57,577 --> 00:59:01,668
Um, Utilities Commission,
License and Permits.
1334
00:59:01,712 --> 00:59:04,366
Okay, and here's Lenny,
our town attorney.
1335
00:59:04,410 --> 00:59:05,890
Well, looks like you've
got everything
1336
00:59:05,933 --> 00:59:07,065
right there where
you need it.
1337
00:59:07,108 --> 00:59:09,328
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, it's great.
1338
00:59:09,371 --> 00:59:12,070
Thanks to-- Jimmy! Jimmy!
1339
00:59:12,113 --> 00:59:14,551
Here's Jimmy.
This is his place.
1340
00:59:14,594 --> 00:59:16,378
He's been very patient.
Thank you.
1341
00:59:16,422 --> 00:59:18,206
Over the past several
months, Mayor Maroni,
1342
00:59:18,250 --> 00:59:21,035
you've made a lot of changes
that have people talking.
1343
00:59:21,079 --> 00:59:22,559
Yeah, that's right.
1344
00:59:22,602 --> 00:59:24,038
GRETA: Let's see.
1345
00:59:24,082 --> 00:59:26,693
You've turned off street lights,cancelled trash pickup,
1346
00:59:26,737 --> 00:59:28,826
sold three police cruisers,
1347
00:59:28,869 --> 00:59:31,742
shut off water every
other day for three hours,
1348
00:59:31,785 --> 00:59:35,397
cut town
employees' pay by 25%.
1349
00:59:35,441 --> 00:59:36,747
How's it all working out?
1350
00:59:36,790 --> 00:59:40,011
Well, we were in a pretty
deep hole, Greta,
1351
00:59:40,054 --> 00:59:41,839
and now we're climbing
out, but there's--
1352
00:59:41,882 --> 00:59:43,928
There's still
a lot more to do.
1353
00:59:43,971 --> 00:59:46,060
What are you trying toaccomplish there in Bridgeville?
1354
00:59:46,104 --> 00:59:48,280
Tell us, Mayor Maroni.
Then we'll let you go.
1355
00:59:48,323 --> 00:59:51,283
I don't know.
We're just trying to do right
1356
00:59:51,326 --> 00:59:53,111
for the people
in this great town.
1357
00:59:58,377 --> 01:00:00,292
I swear I didn't know
it was ill-gotten.
1358
01:00:00,335 --> 01:00:01,728
I believe you.
1359
01:00:01,772 --> 01:00:04,731
You do?
No.
1360
01:00:04,775 --> 01:00:06,037
See you later, Britney.
1361
01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:08,648
Tell that scrawny wife
of yours to stuff it!
1362
01:00:08,692 --> 01:00:18,615
♪
1363
01:00:21,966 --> 01:00:24,142
Don't worry. She'll get
what's coming to her.
1364
01:00:24,185 --> 01:00:25,665
When, Greg?
1365
01:00:25,709 --> 01:00:27,972
Would it help if Uncle Greg
came over for a visit?
1366
01:00:28,015 --> 01:00:29,974
That'd be nice.
Right now?
1367
01:00:30,017 --> 01:00:31,758
Tonight.
1368
01:00:31,802 --> 01:00:33,673
I gotta take the wife
to her Women's Club meeting
1369
01:00:33,717 --> 01:00:36,458
and, Greg Jr. to karate,
1370
01:00:36,502 --> 01:00:37,851
but I'll swing
by right after.
1371
01:00:37,895 --> 01:00:39,287
Okay.
1372
01:00:39,331 --> 01:00:41,246
See ya.
1373
01:00:41,289 --> 01:00:43,291
[Phone beeping]
1374
01:00:43,335 --> 01:00:53,301
♪
1375
01:00:58,176 --> 01:01:00,047
Take this down, Quail.
1376
01:01:00,091 --> 01:01:01,570
Thank you.
1377
01:01:01,614 --> 01:01:03,834
Bobby D.? Hey.
1378
01:01:03,877 --> 01:01:06,358
What have we
got here?
1379
01:01:06,401 --> 01:01:07,707
Oh!
1380
01:01:07,751 --> 01:01:11,537
Uh, Pete, do you know
what to do with this?
1381
01:01:11,580 --> 01:01:14,105
Haven't a clue. Could you
come back tomorrow and...
1382
01:01:14,148 --> 01:01:16,585
w-we'll talk about it?
1383
01:01:16,629 --> 01:01:17,717
Okay.
Thank you.
1384
01:01:17,761 --> 01:01:19,632
MARY:
Next. Oh!
1385
01:01:19,676 --> 01:01:21,721
You brought me
cupcakes? Thank you.
1386
01:01:21,765 --> 01:01:23,767
Oh, yeah, I think
this is perfect,
1387
01:01:23,810 --> 01:01:25,246
but if it's not just--
1388
01:01:25,290 --> 01:01:27,945
Just call Pete,
'cause I, uh...
1389
01:01:27,988 --> 01:01:28,946
Thank you.
1390
01:01:28,989 --> 01:01:32,297
Thanks for the cupcakes.
1391
01:01:32,340 --> 01:01:35,343
Come on, Jimmy.
1392
01:01:35,387 --> 01:01:44,701
♪
1393
01:01:44,744 --> 01:01:46,703
Yes!
1394
01:01:49,923 --> 01:01:51,969
[Harmonica playing]
1395
01:01:52,012 --> 01:01:58,889
♪
1396
01:01:58,932 --> 01:02:01,369
I tell ya: I really dread
this meeting tomorrow.
1397
01:02:01,413 --> 01:02:03,545
You said the same thing
about the TV interview,
1398
01:02:03,589 --> 01:02:05,199
and that turned
out great.
1399
01:02:05,243 --> 01:02:07,898
Okay.
1400
01:02:19,605 --> 01:02:21,085
Any last words
of advice?
1401
01:02:21,128 --> 01:02:23,522
Be yourself.
Tell the truth.
1402
01:02:23,565 --> 01:02:25,785
Can't go wrong
with that.
1403
01:02:25,829 --> 01:02:27,961
I made a chart for you. Bunch
of bullet points and stuff.
1404
01:02:28,005 --> 01:02:29,571
Oh.
1405
01:02:29,615 --> 01:02:30,921
[Whispering]
1406
01:02:34,533 --> 01:02:35,926
MAN:
Hey, Pete, uh, could
I ask you a question, please?
1407
01:02:35,969 --> 01:02:37,536
I got a question about...
1408
01:02:37,579 --> 01:02:38,580
[All chattering]
1409
01:02:38,624 --> 01:02:41,540
PETE:
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
1410
01:02:41,583 --> 01:02:44,456
I know you all have questions
and comments for our mayor.
1411
01:02:44,499 --> 01:02:45,762
You mean TV star?
1412
01:02:45,805 --> 01:02:48,590
[Sighing]
1413
01:02:48,634 --> 01:02:50,244
Mayor Maroni?
1414
01:02:50,288 --> 01:02:53,813
[Applause]
1415
01:02:53,857 --> 01:02:56,903
[Cheering]
1416
01:02:56,947 --> 01:02:58,862
Okay, I know that
some of you, um--
1417
01:02:58,905 --> 01:03:00,515
Excuse me, can youspeak up, please?
1418
01:03:00,559 --> 01:03:05,433
Bridgeville is my home,
my family's home.
1419
01:03:05,477 --> 01:03:07,784
My own grandma was born
and buried here.
1420
01:03:07,827 --> 01:03:11,918
I love it. I never want
to live anywhere else.
1421
01:03:11,962 --> 01:03:14,573
Look, I know all
of these cutbacks
1422
01:03:14,616 --> 01:03:17,576
have been hard
on all of us,
1423
01:03:17,619 --> 01:03:19,883
but we're making progress.
1424
01:03:19,926 --> 01:03:21,710
We've almost repaid
all of our loans,
1425
01:03:21,754 --> 01:03:23,625
and we're moving up.
1426
01:03:23,669 --> 01:03:25,845
Like-- Like this good
man over here.
1427
01:03:25,889 --> 01:03:27,804
You all know him.MAN: You know him.
1428
01:03:27,847 --> 01:03:30,545
That's Albert.
Works at Jimmy's.
1429
01:03:30,589 --> 01:03:33,548
But, um, Albert used to run hisown bank down on Highway 1.
1430
01:03:33,592 --> 01:03:34,549
Did a lot of good.
1431
01:03:34,593 --> 01:03:36,334
Put folks to work.
1432
01:03:36,377 --> 01:03:38,640
Gave to charity.
1433
01:03:38,684 --> 01:03:41,339
And then some people
got in his way,
1434
01:03:41,382 --> 01:03:43,820
telling him who to lend
to and what rates to set.
1435
01:03:43,863 --> 01:03:45,909
And before he knew it,
1436
01:03:45,952 --> 01:03:47,824
well, he lost
everything.
1437
01:03:47,867 --> 01:03:52,132
And my point is Albert's doing
whatever he has to to get by.
1438
01:03:52,176 --> 01:03:56,441
And that's what Bridgeville
is doing, getting by!
1439
01:03:56,484 --> 01:03:57,442
[Sighing]
1440
01:03:57,485 --> 01:03:59,052
We're gonna do better,
1441
01:03:59,096 --> 01:04:01,838
but we can't count
on anyone else to help.
1442
01:04:01,881 --> 01:04:02,839
It's up to us.
1443
01:04:02,882 --> 01:04:05,842
Us or you?
1444
01:04:05,885 --> 01:04:06,886
Us!
1445
01:04:06,930 --> 01:04:09,149
I need your help.
1446
01:04:09,193 --> 01:04:10,498
That's why we're here.
1447
01:04:10,542 --> 01:04:12,065
How long we haveto keep taking trash
1448
01:04:12,109 --> 01:04:13,675
to the fillplace ourselves?
1449
01:04:13,719 --> 01:04:16,983
Until we can afford goodtrucks to put back on the road.
1450
01:04:17,027 --> 01:04:19,768
No one likes garbage,
Britney. I know.
1451
01:04:19,812 --> 01:04:21,596
You made these
cuts already,
1452
01:04:21,640 --> 01:04:23,033
and there's talk that
you're gonna cut sports
1453
01:04:23,076 --> 01:04:24,338
from the high school.Oh, no.
1454
01:04:24,382 --> 01:04:26,036
That one's not me.
1455
01:04:26,079 --> 01:04:27,689
That's the county
school board,
1456
01:04:27,733 --> 01:04:30,170
but it seems to me that if
the parents get together
1457
01:04:30,214 --> 01:04:32,433
and mend the uniforms,
1458
01:04:32,477 --> 01:04:35,784
put on homemade concessions,
drive to faraway games,
1459
01:04:35,828 --> 01:04:37,003
we could get rid
of the school bus
1460
01:04:37,047 --> 01:04:38,352
and maybe head
that one off.
1461
01:04:38,396 --> 01:04:42,356
[Applause]
1462
01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:43,662
If you want
to save money,
1463
01:04:43,705 --> 01:04:46,012
why don't we cut your
salary in half, mayor?
1464
01:04:46,056 --> 01:04:49,233
How about that?
1465
01:04:49,276 --> 01:04:50,277
All right, I could
do that, Arnie,
1466
01:04:50,321 --> 01:04:51,757
but, uh, I'm not
taking a salary.
1467
01:04:51,800 --> 01:04:54,064
Now, I never
finished high school,
1468
01:04:54,107 --> 01:04:56,631
but it seems to me that half
of zero is still zero.
1469
01:04:56,675 --> 01:04:59,852
I graduated high school.
I graduated.
1470
01:04:59,896 --> 01:05:01,723
Now, wait.
Wait, everyone.
1471
01:05:01,767 --> 01:05:03,508
Listen to me.
Listen up.
1472
01:05:03,551 --> 01:05:06,990
Now, we've all gotto ask ourselves:
1473
01:05:07,033 --> 01:05:10,689
is this reallythe type of woman that we want
1474
01:05:10,732 --> 01:05:12,517
running our fine town?
Washington, Adams,
1475
01:05:12,560 --> 01:05:14,606
Jefferson, Madison...
1476
01:05:14,649 --> 01:05:17,130
Our values here in Bridgeville
are important to us,
1477
01:05:17,174 --> 01:05:19,045
and we all know
1478
01:05:19,089 --> 01:05:23,180
that she didn't finish
high school, okay, but why?
1479
01:05:23,223 --> 01:05:26,618
She didn't just drop out
because she wasn't smart.
1480
01:05:26,661 --> 01:05:28,794
She got herself pregnant.
1481
01:05:30,448 --> 01:05:31,666
Now, is that an example
for our young ones?
1482
01:05:31,710 --> 01:05:35,583
Clinton, Bush, Obama.
1483
01:05:35,627 --> 01:05:37,455
Come on.
1484
01:05:37,498 --> 01:05:38,717
He's a cop.
1485
01:05:38,760 --> 01:05:39,936
He's not gonna hit me.
1486
01:05:39,979 --> 01:05:43,243
I mean, can't we all
just get along?
1487
01:05:47,160 --> 01:05:49,380
DONALD:Continue.
1488
01:05:49,423 --> 01:05:52,818
Yeah, Dad!Yeah, Dad!
1489
01:05:58,824 --> 01:06:00,739
[Sighing]
1490
01:06:08,007 --> 01:06:09,791
You're a hard woman to
get a hold of, Mrs. Maroni!
1491
01:06:09,835 --> 01:06:11,968
Hi! You're up early.I'm on my way to work.
1492
01:06:12,011 --> 01:06:13,447
You mind if we walk
and talk on camera?
1493
01:06:13,491 --> 01:06:15,145
Yeah, if you cankeep up with me.
1494
01:06:15,188 --> 01:06:17,016
Well, they call
you Mayor Cupcake.
1495
01:06:17,060 --> 01:06:19,018
Now, the implication
of the word "cupcake":
1496
01:06:19,062 --> 01:06:23,501
it's a euphemism for somethingor someone being soft, too soft.
1497
01:06:23,544 --> 01:06:24,806
Doesn't that bother you?
1498
01:06:24,850 --> 01:06:26,721
Nothing aboutcupcakes bothers me.
1499
01:06:26,765 --> 01:06:28,071
I make 'em,and people like 'em.
1500
01:06:28,114 --> 01:06:32,640
You know, I have never,
ever, met a person
1501
01:06:32,684 --> 01:06:34,773
who wasn't in a better
mood eating a cupcake,
1502
01:06:34,816 --> 01:06:37,036
except for Bart, you know,who's always in a bad mood.
1503
01:06:37,080 --> 01:06:39,343
Okay! So, can we get yourside of the scuffle?
1504
01:06:39,386 --> 01:06:40,692
I don't really
have a side.
1505
01:06:40,735 --> 01:06:41,998
I was just trying
to answer some questions,
1506
01:06:42,041 --> 01:06:43,564
get some feedback.
1507
01:06:43,608 --> 01:06:46,524
Well, we spoke to former towncouncil chair Greg Grundle.
1508
01:06:46,567 --> 01:06:47,916
Now, he alleges yourhusband attacked him.
1509
01:06:47,960 --> 01:06:48,917
Is that true?
1510
01:06:48,961 --> 01:06:50,310
Yes, it's true.
1511
01:06:50,354 --> 01:06:52,138
And that
doesn't bother you?
1512
01:06:52,182 --> 01:06:53,574
No. He landeda good shot.
1513
01:06:53,618 --> 01:06:55,489
If he hadn't,then that would bother me.
1514
01:06:57,448 --> 01:06:59,754
Gotta go.Thanks.
1515
01:06:59,798 --> 01:07:03,236
She did not just say
that, did she?
1516
01:07:03,280 --> 01:07:12,506
♪
1517
01:07:12,550 --> 01:07:13,507
Hey, Jimmy.
1518
01:07:13,551 --> 01:07:17,076
Hey.
1519
01:07:17,120 --> 01:07:18,991
Everything okay,
Jimmy?
1520
01:07:19,035 --> 01:07:20,166
Not really.
1521
01:07:20,210 --> 01:07:22,212
Oh. I'm sorry.
1522
01:07:22,255 --> 01:07:24,127
You're upset that I'm lateand you had to make the coffee.
1523
01:07:24,170 --> 01:07:25,650
No, that's not it.
1524
01:07:25,693 --> 01:07:27,043
You're sick of working
behind the counter.
1525
01:07:27,086 --> 01:07:28,566
I know how much
you hate that.
1526
01:07:28,609 --> 01:07:32,526
Yeah, well, I'm getting
better on that front, so, no.
1527
01:07:32,570 --> 01:07:35,529
You're sorry you ever let meset up town hall out here,
1528
01:07:35,573 --> 01:07:38,445
making a mess of thingsand disrupting business.
1529
01:07:38,489 --> 01:07:41,057
[Grunting]
1530
01:07:41,100 --> 01:07:43,407
All right, well,
then, what is it?
1531
01:07:43,450 --> 01:07:46,845
It's the cupcakes, Mary.
1532
01:07:46,888 --> 01:07:47,846
The cupcakes?
1533
01:07:47,889 --> 01:07:50,414
Cupcakes aren't as good.
1534
01:07:50,457 --> 01:07:51,719
They're not as perfect.
1535
01:07:51,763 --> 01:07:53,939
Uh, sizes are off.
1536
01:07:53,982 --> 01:07:55,941
They're not asmoist or fluffy.
1537
01:07:55,984 --> 01:07:58,204
One customer saidhis were gritty.
1538
01:07:58,248 --> 01:07:59,249
Gritty?Yep.
1539
01:07:59,292 --> 01:08:01,120
Gritty, all right.
1540
01:08:01,164 --> 01:08:04,471
Now, I know you got a loton your plate right now--
1541
01:08:04,515 --> 01:08:07,605
Yes, and I think I'm making
a lot of changes around here,
1542
01:08:07,648 --> 01:08:11,130
and I'm doing things that I
never dreamed I was capable of.
1543
01:08:11,174 --> 01:08:12,566
Some people are
upset about it,
1544
01:08:12,610 --> 01:08:17,397
but, yes, I have
a lot on my plate.
1545
01:08:20,226 --> 01:08:22,185
Here she comes.
1546
01:08:22,228 --> 01:08:24,012
REPORTER
Well, we spoke to former town
council chair Greg Grundle.
1547
01:08:24,056 --> 01:08:25,013
Now, he alleges your
husband attacked him.
1548
01:08:25,057 --> 01:08:26,014
Is that true?
1549
01:08:26,058 --> 01:08:27,886
Yes, it's true.
1550
01:08:27,929 --> 01:08:29,757
And that doesn't
bother you?
1551
01:08:29,801 --> 01:08:31,150
No. He landed a good shot.
1552
01:08:31,194 --> 01:08:33,021
If he hadn't, then that would bother me.
1553
01:08:33,065 --> 01:08:36,199
That, my friend,
is a chink!
1554
01:08:36,242 --> 01:08:38,810
[Laughing]
1555
01:08:38,853 --> 01:08:40,507
Ow!
I'm sorry.
1556
01:08:40,551 --> 01:08:41,465
That's okay.
1557
01:08:49,603 --> 01:08:52,954
Oh, Mary, did you still wantthat antique planer tool
1558
01:08:52,998 --> 01:08:54,173
for Donald's birthday?
1559
01:08:54,217 --> 01:08:57,872
It's okay if not, but--
1560
01:08:57,916 --> 01:09:00,136
I mean, you're trimmingit a shade close if you do.
1561
01:09:02,355 --> 01:09:04,401
Oh.
1562
01:09:04,444 --> 01:09:14,367
♪
1563
01:09:19,242 --> 01:09:23,028
I bet you didn't thinkI could sell it, huh?
1564
01:09:23,071 --> 01:09:26,162
Didn't have it in me?
1565
01:09:26,205 --> 01:09:31,123
If I've been rude or distant
or uncaring in any way, I--
1566
01:09:33,517 --> 01:09:36,650
You're my friend,
and friends shouldn't--
1567
01:09:36,694 --> 01:09:39,827
Oh, I know. I--
1568
01:09:39,871 --> 01:09:41,046
I understand.
1569
01:09:41,089 --> 01:09:45,790
You've been busy withall the town stuff.
1570
01:09:45,833 --> 01:09:49,446
It's tough on you.
1571
01:09:51,535 --> 01:09:54,407
Go on now.
1572
01:09:54,451 --> 01:09:55,408
Friend.
1573
01:09:55,452 --> 01:10:02,415
♪
1574
01:10:02,459 --> 01:10:04,504
Thanks.
1575
01:10:04,548 --> 01:10:14,471
♪
1576
01:10:19,476 --> 01:10:21,608
There you are.
1577
01:10:21,652 --> 01:10:23,131
I need to talk to you.
1578
01:10:23,175 --> 01:10:25,090
Make an appointment.
1579
01:10:25,133 --> 01:10:27,571
Lady, you were on TV sayinghow your husband attacked me.
1580
01:10:27,614 --> 01:10:29,877
Now, he can't just go around
beating up just anybody.
1581
01:10:29,921 --> 01:10:31,227
You're not.
1582
01:10:31,270 --> 01:10:32,532
Not what?
1583
01:10:32,576 --> 01:10:34,055
Anybody.
1584
01:10:34,099 --> 01:10:36,362
I'm going
to press charges.
1585
01:10:36,406 --> 01:10:38,538
I'm going to have Donald
arrested, prosecuted,
1586
01:10:38,582 --> 01:10:39,626
and kicked off the force.
1587
01:10:39,670 --> 01:10:41,106
and then I'm
gonna file a civil suit,
1588
01:10:41,149 --> 01:10:43,456
And I'll win, thanks to your
TV testimony, Mayor Cupcake.
1589
01:10:43,500 --> 01:10:45,066
Why are youtelling me this?
1590
01:10:45,110 --> 01:10:46,329
Just being neighbourly.
1591
01:10:46,372 --> 01:10:48,940
All right.
What do you want?
1592
01:10:48,983 --> 01:10:51,725
Funny you should ask.
1593
01:10:51,769 --> 01:10:54,206
Happy birthday, Dad.TANYA: Happy birthday.
1594
01:10:54,250 --> 01:10:55,207
Thank you very much.Thank you, sweetheart.
1595
01:10:55,251 --> 01:10:58,602
Love you!Love you too.
1596
01:10:58,645 --> 01:11:00,256
You hardly ate
any cake, Mom.
1597
01:11:00,299 --> 01:11:04,956
Yeah. I'll try todo better next time.
1598
01:11:06,044 --> 01:11:07,001
Oh, guess what?
1599
01:11:07,045 --> 01:11:08,002
I'm ready for a holder!
1600
01:11:08,046 --> 01:11:09,613
Oh, there's onein the kitchen,
1601
01:11:09,656 --> 01:11:11,267
and the napkins arein the pantry.
1602
01:11:11,310 --> 01:11:13,921
No, I mean, for my kick, for--
1603
01:11:13,965 --> 01:11:15,358
Yeah, it's okay.
1604
01:11:15,401 --> 01:11:16,576
I'll talk to
her about it.
1605
01:11:16,620 --> 01:11:18,796
But that's good news,
really good news.
1606
01:11:20,363 --> 01:11:22,234
DONALD:
Hey.
1607
01:11:22,278 --> 01:11:25,933
Whatever you're
worried about,
1608
01:11:25,977 --> 01:11:27,370
we'll figure it out.
1609
01:11:27,413 --> 01:11:29,328
I almost forgotyour birthday.
1610
01:11:29,372 --> 01:11:30,590
But you didn't.
1611
01:11:30,634 --> 01:11:33,593
It's not right.
1612
01:11:33,637 --> 01:11:34,986
What?Things.
1613
01:11:35,029 --> 01:11:38,250
What things?
1614
01:11:38,294 --> 01:11:41,471
Greg Grundle wants meto call a town meeting,
1615
01:11:41,514 --> 01:11:44,778
appoint a vice mayor,
and then quit.
1616
01:11:44,822 --> 01:11:48,173
Oh, and then the vice mayor
becomes the "mayor" mayor?
1617
01:11:48,216 --> 01:11:49,392
Until the next election.
1618
01:11:49,435 --> 01:11:50,741
And Grundle wants
to be the vice mayor.
1619
01:11:50,784 --> 01:11:51,959
Yeah, that's a perfect
name for him.
1620
01:11:52,003 --> 01:11:56,921
No, not Greg. Milo.
1621
01:11:56,964 --> 01:11:59,315
I really love my gift.
1622
01:12:01,404 --> 01:12:02,535
It's a little "plain."
1623
01:12:02,579 --> 01:12:05,408
How did you get Quail
to part with it?
1624
01:12:05,451 --> 01:12:11,152
♪
1625
01:12:11,196 --> 01:12:14,417
♪ You don't let me in
1626
01:12:14,460 --> 01:12:16,854
♪ Oh, what have I done?
1627
01:12:16,897 --> 01:12:19,813
♪ I don't know
where I'm from ♪
1628
01:12:19,857 --> 01:12:22,686
♪ But I know where I belong
1629
01:12:22,729 --> 01:12:26,342
♪ You won't let me stay...
1630
01:12:31,912 --> 01:12:33,610
Donald?
1631
01:12:33,653 --> 01:12:35,089
Is it morning yet?
1632
01:12:35,133 --> 01:12:37,353
No.
1633
01:12:37,396 --> 01:12:41,966
Did I dream it, or did you
play your harmonica for me?
1634
01:12:42,009 --> 01:12:43,881
When?
1635
01:12:43,924 --> 01:12:46,187
Last week.
1636
01:12:46,231 --> 01:12:49,190
No.
1637
01:12:49,234 --> 01:12:53,194
You were standing
right over there.
1638
01:12:53,238 --> 01:12:57,503
You played your harmonica,
and I didn't even notice.
1639
01:12:57,547 --> 01:13:07,470
♪
1640
01:13:24,269 --> 01:13:26,227
[Cheering, applause]
1641
01:13:35,541 --> 01:13:37,151
If you want to see us again,
tell the boss man.
1642
01:13:37,195 --> 01:13:38,631
So, guess what.
1643
01:13:38,675 --> 01:13:41,547
My mom just got elected
mayor of Bridgeville.
1644
01:13:41,591 --> 01:13:42,548
[Booing]
1645
01:13:42,592 --> 01:13:43,897
No, no, no! Hey, hey.
1646
01:13:43,941 --> 01:13:45,551
It's dope.
It's what we needed.
1647
01:13:45,595 --> 01:13:48,293
So, uh,
this one's for Mom.
1648
01:13:48,336 --> 01:13:51,601
["Don't You Forget
About Me" playing]
1649
01:13:53,690 --> 01:13:57,258
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey
1650
01:13:57,302 --> 01:13:59,739
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh
1651
01:13:59,783 --> 01:14:01,828
♪ Whoa
1652
01:14:01,872 --> 01:14:03,656
REPORTER:
Well, we spoke to former town
council chair Greg Grundle.
1653
01:14:03,700 --> 01:14:05,919
Now, he alleges your
husband attacked him.
1654
01:14:05,963 --> 01:14:07,486
Is that true?
1655
01:14:07,530 --> 01:14:08,922
Yes, it's true.
1656
01:14:08,966 --> 01:14:10,446
You really are
quite photogenic.
1657
01:14:10,489 --> 01:14:12,143
MARY: No. He landed a good shot.
1658
01:14:12,186 --> 01:14:14,798
So, what's
the good word?
1659
01:14:14,841 --> 01:14:17,278
I'll do it.
1660
01:14:17,322 --> 01:14:18,932
I'll appoint a vice mayor,and I will quit.
1661
01:14:18,976 --> 01:14:21,108
Now, who said you
weren't smart?
1662
01:14:21,152 --> 01:14:22,762
You did!Oh, that's right.
1663
01:14:22,806 --> 01:14:24,938
But admit it:
you're gonna be happy
1664
01:14:24,982 --> 01:14:26,723
to see things go back
to the way they were.
1665
01:14:26,766 --> 01:14:28,812
I will be.Good deal, then.
1666
01:14:28,855 --> 01:14:31,031
I want to askyou one thing.
1667
01:14:31,075 --> 01:14:32,511
And what's that?
1668
01:14:32,555 --> 01:14:35,209
Well, you and Charlie and Arniehave been stealing money
1669
01:14:35,253 --> 01:14:37,385
from the people ofBridgeville for so long:
1670
01:14:37,429 --> 01:14:39,518
doesn't it bother you
a little bit?
1671
01:14:39,562 --> 01:14:43,696
It doesn't bother me.
1672
01:14:43,740 --> 01:14:46,133
And you want to know why?
1673
01:14:46,177 --> 01:14:49,397
Because the people in this
town are a bunch of idiots.
1674
01:14:49,441 --> 01:14:51,487
If you don't reach down
and snatch things from them,
1675
01:14:51,530 --> 01:14:54,490
well, they just might
hurt themselves.
1676
01:14:54,533 --> 01:14:55,882
So that's what we did.
1677
01:14:55,926 --> 01:14:57,710
We took things. So what?
1678
01:14:57,754 --> 01:14:59,451
Who cares?
1679
01:14:59,495 --> 01:15:01,497
Screw every
last one of them.
1680
01:15:01,540 --> 01:15:05,501
[Sighing]
1681
01:15:05,544 --> 01:15:08,068
Whoa, whoa. Uh, Mary?
1682
01:15:08,112 --> 01:15:09,983
Would you work a little
harder on those cupcakes?
1683
01:15:10,027 --> 01:15:13,160
The last batch
was a little--
1684
01:15:13,204 --> 01:15:14,901
I don't know.
--gritty.
1685
01:15:21,778 --> 01:15:23,823
Hi.
1686
01:15:30,177 --> 01:15:32,005
Good afternoon,
everyone.
1687
01:15:32,049 --> 01:15:34,051
I want to start out
with the good news.
1688
01:15:34,094 --> 01:15:36,357
We've paid back all
of our outstanding bills
1689
01:15:36,401 --> 01:15:39,491
and, um, ordered
a new garbage truck.
1690
01:15:39,535 --> 01:15:41,275
We even have
a little bit left over
1691
01:15:41,319 --> 01:15:43,277
for a down payment
on a new cruiser.
1692
01:15:43,321 --> 01:15:44,844
[Applause]
1693
01:15:44,888 --> 01:15:47,847
Good work, everybody!
1694
01:15:47,891 --> 01:15:51,808
Now, some people,
um, actually one of you,
1695
01:15:51,851 --> 01:15:54,985
has advised me
to appoint a vice mayor.
1696
01:15:55,028 --> 01:15:57,553
Now, Lenny here tells me that
I have the power to do this
1697
01:15:57,596 --> 01:15:59,119
as the mayor, so I'm--
1698
01:15:59,163 --> 01:16:01,252
That's what
I'm gonna do.
1699
01:16:01,295 --> 01:16:02,383
Milo, would you
please come up here?
1700
01:16:02,427 --> 01:16:05,561
[Faint applause]
1701
01:16:05,604 --> 01:16:07,084
You look good.
1702
01:16:07,127 --> 01:16:08,346
Thanks. So do you.
1703
01:16:08,389 --> 01:16:11,131
Um, I just wanted to say
that I don't think
1704
01:16:11,175 --> 01:16:15,440
that Milo would do
anything wrong on his own.
1705
01:16:15,483 --> 01:16:17,877
He's a good man.
1706
01:16:17,921 --> 01:16:21,228
Thank you, Milo.
You can sit.
1707
01:16:21,272 --> 01:16:22,839
Good job, Milo.
1708
01:16:22,882 --> 01:16:24,318
I'm warning you.
1709
01:16:24,362 --> 01:16:26,277
I'm warning you.
1710
01:16:30,629 --> 01:16:33,806
I'd like to present
our new vice mayor.
1711
01:16:33,850 --> 01:16:43,773
♪
1712
01:16:46,079 --> 01:16:47,254
Thank you, mayor.
1713
01:16:47,298 --> 01:16:49,909
Albert's been my
advisor since day one.
1714
01:16:49,953 --> 01:16:54,087
Lenny, would you do
the honours and swear him in?
1715
01:16:54,131 --> 01:16:57,134
LENNY:
I, Albert, middle name,
Peach--
1716
01:16:57,177 --> 01:16:59,266
I, Albert Doville Peach--
1717
01:16:59,310 --> 01:17:01,747
--do solemnly swear to uphold
1718
01:17:01,791 --> 01:17:04,271
--the office of vice mayor
of Bridgeville.
1719
01:17:04,315 --> 01:17:05,751
--do solemnly swear to uphold
1720
01:17:05,795 --> 01:17:08,798
--the office of vice mayorof Bridgeville.
1721
01:17:08,841 --> 01:17:10,364
So help me God!
1722
01:17:10,408 --> 01:17:12,628
So help me God.
1723
01:17:12,671 --> 01:17:16,457
So help me God, I want
Donald Maroni arrested
1724
01:17:16,501 --> 01:17:18,242
for attempted murder!
1725
01:17:18,285 --> 01:17:19,678
[Shouting indistinctly]
1726
01:17:20,810 --> 01:17:22,681
Gil! What do you
get paid for?
1727
01:17:22,725 --> 01:17:24,074
Take him away!
1728
01:17:24,117 --> 01:17:25,728
I war-- I warned you.
1729
01:17:25,771 --> 01:17:28,644
I think you all might
be interested in this.
1730
01:17:32,343 --> 01:17:34,650
MARY:
You and Charlie and Arnie,
1731
01:17:34,693 --> 01:17:36,173
stealing from the people
of Bridgeville for so long:
1732
01:17:36,216 --> 01:17:37,304
didn't it bother you?
1733
01:17:37,348 --> 01:17:40,307
GREG:
No. Didn't bother me,
1734
01:17:40,351 --> 01:17:44,007
because the people in this
town are a bunch of idiots.
1735
01:17:44,050 --> 01:17:45,443
If you don't reach down
and snatch things from them,
1736
01:17:45,486 --> 01:17:47,967
well, they just might
hurt themselves.
1737
01:17:48,011 --> 01:17:49,708
So that's what we did.
We took things.
1738
01:17:49,752 --> 01:17:51,797
So what? Who cares?
1739
01:17:51,841 --> 01:17:54,887
Screw every last
one of them.
1740
01:17:54,931 --> 01:17:58,848
Mary, would you work a little
harder on those cupcakes?
1741
01:17:58,891 --> 01:18:01,677
The last batch
was a little--
1742
01:18:01,720 --> 01:18:04,288
I don't know.
--gritty.
1743
01:18:04,331 --> 01:18:14,254
♪
1744
01:18:17,214 --> 01:18:20,173
You really need
help now, Grundle!
1745
01:18:20,217 --> 01:18:22,698
Uh, honey?
1746
01:18:24,787 --> 01:18:28,138
She can't tape me talkingwithout my permission.
1747
01:18:28,181 --> 01:18:29,574
So you admit that
that was you?
1748
01:18:32,055 --> 01:18:35,101
Um, don't I have theright to remain silent?
1749
01:18:35,145 --> 01:18:37,451
You have the right to
remember that if you utter
1750
01:18:37,495 --> 01:18:38,975
another disparaging remark
1751
01:18:39,018 --> 01:18:42,543
about either my
wife or my girls,
1752
01:18:42,587 --> 01:18:46,286
I will personally rip
the lips off your face.
1753
01:18:46,330 --> 01:18:47,723
Do you understand?
1754
01:18:48,898 --> 01:18:50,029
Good.
1755
01:18:50,073 --> 01:18:54,294
Some friends are
here to see you.
1756
01:19:00,866 --> 01:19:03,042
Would any of you
like to join him, hm?
1757
01:19:05,523 --> 01:19:06,654
Honey?
1758
01:19:06,698 --> 01:19:10,354
Carry on, mayor.
1759
01:19:10,397 --> 01:19:12,182
Well...
1760
01:19:12,225 --> 01:19:14,488
now I think we
all know where
1761
01:19:14,532 --> 01:19:16,534
some of our
hard-earned money went.
1762
01:19:16,577 --> 01:19:18,754
[Applause]
1763
01:19:18,797 --> 01:19:22,801
Whoo!
1764
01:19:22,845 --> 01:19:32,768
♪
1765
01:19:39,165 --> 01:19:40,776
♪ Mary, Mary
1766
01:19:40,819 --> 01:19:43,256
♪ Working every day
1767
01:19:43,300 --> 01:19:47,086
♪ In a sleepy little town
1768
01:19:47,130 --> 01:19:48,435
♪ Mary, Mary
1769
01:19:48,479 --> 01:19:50,786
♪ Far from ordinary
1770
01:19:50,829 --> 01:19:54,790
♪ You could turn
this place around ♪
1771
01:19:54,833 --> 01:19:56,661
♪ They call you over
1772
01:19:56,704 --> 01:19:58,445
♪ Call you out
1773
01:19:58,489 --> 01:19:59,795
♪ You're the one
1774
01:19:59,838 --> 01:20:02,449
♪ They're talking about
1775
01:20:02,493 --> 01:20:06,453
♪ Mary, can't you see
1776
01:20:06,497 --> 01:20:10,544
♪ Some things
were meant to be? ♪
1777
01:20:10,588 --> 01:20:14,287
♪ Just do the best you can
1778
01:20:14,331 --> 01:20:18,378
♪ Someday they'll understand
1779
01:20:18,422 --> 01:20:25,733
♪
1780
01:20:25,777 --> 01:20:27,126
[Phone ringing]
1781
01:20:27,170 --> 01:20:28,258
I'll get it.No, no, no, honey.
1782
01:20:28,301 --> 01:20:29,737
We're eating.
We're eating.
1783
01:20:29,781 --> 01:20:33,741
You haven't served, sotechnically we're not eating.
1784
01:20:33,785 --> 01:20:35,613
Hello?
Hi, Mary.
1785
01:20:35,656 --> 01:20:39,486
Mom, Mom, you gottaget this one.
1786
01:20:39,530 --> 01:20:40,792
Hello?
1787
01:20:40,836 --> 01:20:42,185
Things must be getting
pretty exciting
1788
01:20:42,228 --> 01:20:43,751
down there in Bridgeville.
1789
01:20:43,795 --> 01:20:45,144
I'd like to get a quote.
1790
01:20:46,842 --> 01:20:48,060
About what?
1791
01:20:48,104 --> 01:20:50,367
Don't tell me
you haven't heard.
1792
01:20:50,410 --> 01:20:53,239
[Scoffing]
1793
01:20:53,283 --> 01:20:55,502
Okay, bye.
1794
01:20:55,546 --> 01:20:56,808
Who was it?
1795
01:20:56,852 --> 01:20:59,550
Dad, it was Greta VanSusteren from TV again.
1796
01:20:59,593 --> 01:21:00,986
About what?
1797
01:21:01,030 --> 01:21:04,337
About someoneputting my name in
1798
01:21:04,381 --> 01:21:07,863
to run for governor.
1799
01:21:07,906 --> 01:21:10,953
and me being a front-runner
in early national polls.
1800
01:21:10,996 --> 01:21:13,042
Wasn't me.
1801
01:21:13,085 --> 01:21:14,260
No, I know better.
1802
01:21:14,304 --> 01:21:16,654
People need someone
like you, hon.
1803
01:21:16,697 --> 01:21:19,657
I say we just eatlike a family and,
1804
01:21:19,700 --> 01:21:23,400
um, don't rushinto anything.
1805
01:21:23,443 --> 01:21:26,925
You know, 17 presidents weregovernors first, right, Dad?
1806
01:21:26,969 --> 01:21:27,926
That's right.
1807
01:21:27,970 --> 01:21:30,189
And four out
of the last six.
1808
01:21:30,233 --> 01:21:32,452
How does she
know that?
1809
01:21:32,496 --> 01:21:33,932
It's only four years.
1810
01:21:38,676 --> 01:21:40,678
PRESIDENT:
Uh, Jim, did we hear
back from her yet?
1811
01:21:40,721 --> 01:21:41,679
JIM:
Yes, Mr. President.
1812
01:21:41,722 --> 01:21:43,681
She passed.She passed?
1813
01:21:43,724 --> 01:21:45,509
It's an important position
in this administration.
1814
01:21:45,552 --> 01:21:46,989
Why would she pass?
1815
01:21:47,032 --> 01:21:48,207
She said thank you,
1816
01:21:48,251 --> 01:21:50,166
but she wants to stay
right where she is.
1817
01:21:50,209 --> 01:21:51,907
What's so important
over in Delaware?
1818
01:21:51,950 --> 01:21:53,299
What does she do,
exactly?
1819
01:21:53,343 --> 01:21:55,214
She's a cupcake
maker, sir.
1820
01:21:55,258 --> 01:21:56,302
A cupcake maker?
1821
01:21:56,346 --> 01:21:57,913
I like cupcakes.
1822
01:21:57,956 --> 01:21:59,566
My girls love cupcakes.
1823
01:21:59,610 --> 01:22:02,221
Well, everybody
likes cupcakes.
1824
01:22:02,265 --> 01:22:03,309
Cupcakes.
1825
01:22:03,353 --> 01:22:05,268
♪ Mary, Mary
1826
01:22:07,444 --> 01:22:10,969
♪ Mary, Mary
1827
01:22:11,013 --> 01:22:14,886
♪ Mary, Mary
1828
01:22:14,930 --> 01:22:15,843
♪ Mary, Mary
1829
01:22:19,108 --> 01:22:20,805
♪ You can't go anymore
1830
01:22:20,848 --> 01:22:24,548
♪ There's a fine line
drawn on the door ♪
1831
01:22:24,591 --> 01:22:28,508
♪ There's a sad song
stuck in your head ♪
1832
01:22:28,552 --> 01:22:32,295
♪ And some memories
under your bed ♪
1833
01:22:32,338 --> 01:22:36,299
♪ Now, I know I've
gotta be strong ♪
1834
01:22:36,342 --> 01:22:40,259
♪ As the days keep
dragging along ♪
1835
01:22:40,303 --> 01:22:44,089
♪ All my thoughts
get carried away ♪
1836
01:22:44,133 --> 01:22:47,788
♪ Till I'm left
with nothing to say ♪
1837
01:22:47,832 --> 01:22:52,054
♪ 'Cause I'm waiting
1838
01:22:52,097 --> 01:22:55,013
♪ For an elevator
1839
01:22:55,057 --> 01:22:59,713
♪ That can take me
1840
01:22:59,757 --> 01:23:03,630
♪ Anywhere
1841
01:23:03,674 --> 01:23:08,418
♪ But here
1842
01:23:11,508 --> 01:23:15,468
♪ There's a hazy look
in your eyes ♪
1843
01:23:15,512 --> 01:23:19,081
♪ It's as if you
wore a disguise ♪
1844
01:23:19,124 --> 01:23:23,041
♪ Circumstance
beyond my control ♪
1845
01:23:23,085 --> 01:23:26,871
♪ But I just don't
wanna let go ♪
1846
01:23:26,914 --> 01:23:31,049
♪ Did I hear you
calling my name?
1847
01:23:31,093 --> 01:23:34,661
♪ All the words keep
sounding the same ♪
1848
01:23:34,705 --> 01:23:38,622
♪ Calling out to everyone
1849
01:23:38,665 --> 01:23:42,408
♪ It's the last day
under the sun ♪
1850
01:23:42,452 --> 01:23:46,673
♪ As I'm waiting
1851
01:23:46,717 --> 01:23:50,025
♪ For an elevator
1852
01:23:50,068 --> 01:23:54,203
♪ That can take me
1853
01:23:54,246 --> 01:23:58,294
♪ Anywhere
1854
01:23:58,337 --> 01:24:01,297
♪ But here
1855
01:24:01,340 --> 01:24:11,263
♪
1856
01:24:14,353 --> 01:24:18,314
["I Don't Wanna Be"
playing]
1857
01:24:18,357 --> 01:24:27,540
♪
1858
01:24:27,584 --> 01:24:29,586
♪ I don't wanna be anything
1859
01:24:29,629 --> 01:24:33,198
♪ Other than what I've
been trying to be lately ♪
1860
01:24:33,242 --> 01:24:36,201
♪ All I have to do
is think of me ♪
1861
01:24:36,245 --> 01:24:39,509
♪ And have peace of mind
1862
01:24:39,552 --> 01:24:42,164
♪ I came from
the mountain ♪
1863
01:24:42,207 --> 01:24:45,341
♪ The crust of creation
1864
01:24:45,384 --> 01:24:49,475
♪ My whole situation's made
from clay, dust, stone ♪
1865
01:24:49,519 --> 01:24:53,436
♪ And now
I'm telling everybody ♪
1866
01:24:53,479 --> 01:24:56,091
♪ I don't wanna be anything
1867
01:24:56,134 --> 01:24:59,790
♪ Other than what I've been
trying to be lately ♪
1868
01:24:59,833 --> 01:25:02,488
♪ All I have to do
is think of me ♪
1869
01:25:02,532 --> 01:25:05,796
♪ And have peace of mind
1870
01:25:05,839 --> 01:25:08,015
♪ I'm tired
of looking 'round rooms ♪
1871
01:25:08,059 --> 01:25:09,626
♪ wondering what I gotta do
1872
01:25:09,669 --> 01:25:12,019
♪ Or who I'm supposed to be
1873
01:25:12,063 --> 01:25:14,761
♪ I don't wanna
be anything
1874
01:25:14,805 --> 01:25:18,852
♪ Other than me
1875
01:25:18,896 --> 01:25:21,768
♪ I don't wanna be
1876
01:25:21,812 --> 01:25:24,380
♪ Hey, yeah
Hey, yeah ♪
1877
01:25:24,423 --> 01:25:28,645
♪ I don't wanna be
1878
01:25:28,688 --> 01:25:30,603
♪ Oh, oh
1879
01:25:30,647 --> 01:25:34,303
♪ I don't wanna be
1880
01:25:34,346 --> 01:25:37,132
♪ I don't wanna be anything
1881
01:25:37,175 --> 01:25:41,484
♪ Anything other than me
1882
01:25:43,529 --> 01:25:45,314
♪ I don't wanna be
1883
01:25:45,357 --> 01:25:48,621
♪ Hey, yeah, yeah
1884
01:25:48,665 --> 01:25:52,147
♪ Hey, yeah, yeah I don't wanna be ♪
1885
01:25:52,190 --> 01:25:54,279
♪ Hey, yeah, yeah
1886
01:25:54,323 --> 01:25:55,237
♪ Hey, yeah...
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