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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,889 --> 00:00:07,099 - How are you guys? - Hi. 2 00:00:07,182 --> 00:00:08,726 - Hey. - Hi. 3 00:00:09,310 --> 00:00:11,562 - How are you feeling? - Really good. 4 00:00:13,188 --> 00:00:16,236 Uh, Kyle? Uh, whenever I ask that, 5 00:00:16,237 --> 00:00:18,068 you always look immediately over to Andi. 6 00:00:18,902 --> 00:00:20,362 Is there a reason for that? 7 00:00:20,446 --> 00:00:23,032 Oh, um... 8 00:00:25,784 --> 00:00:32,333 I guess, uh, it was initially Andi's idea to start coming here, 9 00:00:32,416 --> 00:00:34,543 um, and seeing you, so, um... 10 00:00:35,461 --> 00:00:39,923 I just always then, uh, check in with you to see how you're feeling. 11 00:00:42,468 --> 00:00:43,469 It's nice. 12 00:00:44,178 --> 00:00:46,180 So, Andi, how are you doing? 13 00:00:49,058 --> 00:00:50,559 I feel ready. 14 00:00:50,642 --> 00:00:55,814 I feel like this has been such an important part of the process, 15 00:00:55,898 --> 00:00:58,192 as a very, very adult sort of thing to do, 16 00:00:58,275 --> 00:01:02,071 of talking it out and making it super conscious, 17 00:01:02,154 --> 00:01:06,658 but at a certain point, I feel like it's getting into a heady zone. 18 00:01:06,742 --> 00:01:12,456 Um, and it just feels so abstract at this point, and... 19 00:01:14,291 --> 00:01:17,920 it's unanswerable in this room. Uh, you know? 20 00:01:18,003 --> 00:01:20,631 So I feel like we should just do it. 21 00:01:22,383 --> 00:01:26,845 Well, just so we're all on the same page, what do you mean by "do it"? 22 00:01:27,513 --> 00:01:29,098 Open marriage. 23 00:01:33,393 --> 00:01:38,273 Having sex with other people. 24 00:01:38,357 --> 00:01:39,858 Kyle, you look surprised. 25 00:01:42,027 --> 00:01:44,530 I didn't know you were there yet. I didn't know you were ready. 26 00:01:44,613 --> 00:01:47,491 I didn't know we were at that moment. 27 00:01:48,534 --> 00:01:50,411 You okay? 28 00:01:50,494 --> 00:01:53,455 Yeah, I'm okay. I mean, it's a lot to take in. 29 00:01:53,539 --> 00:01:55,459 We hadn't, uh, exactly discussed that beforehand. 30 00:01:55,541 --> 00:01:58,752 No, I'm sorry to just drop it like that. 31 00:01:58,836 --> 00:01:59,962 - I just... - Sure. 32 00:02:00,045 --> 00:02:03,298 I like when we're in there because it makes it safe... 33 00:02:03,382 --> 00:02:06,510 - Yeah. - to say what... you know... 34 00:02:06,593 --> 00:02:08,387 Totally. So now what, though? 35 00:02:08,470 --> 00:02:11,348 We just start? 36 00:02:11,432 --> 00:02:12,891 Yeah. 37 00:02:12,975 --> 00:02:14,101 - Okay. - I guess, right? 38 00:02:14,184 --> 00:02:16,478 I guess. I mean, do we need to set some rules or... 39 00:02:16,562 --> 00:02:19,565 I don't think we need rules. I feel like we've done the work... 40 00:02:19,648 --> 00:02:20,648 Mm-hmm. 41 00:02:20,649 --> 00:02:25,320 in there and in our life, and we have so much love, and... 42 00:02:27,448 --> 00:02:30,284 - I feel connected to you. - Yeah, totally. Me, too. 43 00:02:31,618 --> 00:02:33,579 Um, I guess, I just gotta ask... 44 00:02:33,662 --> 00:02:35,664 Are you now ready to start trying 45 00:02:35,747 --> 00:02:40,752 because there's someone specific that you wanna try with? 46 00:02:40,836 --> 00:02:44,798 No. No. No. Do you have... 47 00:02:44,882 --> 00:02:49,219 Oh, no, no. No, I mean, there are people I have little crushes on, 48 00:02:49,303 --> 00:02:51,430 or who I think are hot. But... 49 00:02:51,972 --> 00:02:54,683 - I've got my little list. But... - Shut up. 50 00:02:54,766 --> 00:02:56,894 - Oh, my gosh, thank you so much. - Seriously. 51 00:02:56,977 --> 00:02:59,217 - Not a problem. - Once again saved the day. 52 00:02:59,271 --> 00:03:02,191 I got my butt kicked in Sorry! a couple times. 53 00:03:02,274 --> 00:03:04,151 - Oh, right. - Good, I like to hear that. 54 00:03:04,234 --> 00:03:07,154 - I got schooled. Take it easy, you guys. - Uh-oh. 55 00:03:07,237 --> 00:03:09,239 - Thank you so much. - Sure thing. 56 00:03:09,781 --> 00:03:12,284 If you should ever need extra time or something, 57 00:03:12,367 --> 00:03:14,786 let me know and the kids can hang out. It's not a problem. 58 00:03:14,870 --> 00:03:15,871 Thanks, Tom. 59 00:03:15,954 --> 00:03:17,581 - No problem. - I appreciate it so much. 60 00:03:17,664 --> 00:03:18,707 I get it. 61 00:03:18,790 --> 00:03:20,167 - Okay. - Just let me know, okay? 62 00:03:20,250 --> 00:03:21,668 That's amazing, awesome. 63 00:03:25,756 --> 00:03:26,882 'Cause this is... 64 00:03:26,965 --> 00:03:30,385 The last time you saw Tony, he's in a pool of blood. 65 00:03:30,469 --> 00:03:31,720 - Yeah. - You're processing this. 66 00:03:31,803 --> 00:03:33,889 This is bringing us down and then you're down here. 67 00:03:33,972 --> 00:03:36,183 I'm just saying, what are you, a fucking robot? 68 00:03:36,266 --> 00:03:38,602 Tony Pony's dead, and whose side are you on? 69 00:03:38,685 --> 00:03:39,686 The humans or the suits? 70 00:03:39,770 --> 00:03:44,107 Jesus Christ! Elias, how about let's just say I'm on both sides, huh? 71 00:03:44,191 --> 00:03:45,776 How about let's just go with that? 72 00:03:46,318 --> 00:03:49,363 Andi? Can I borrow you for a quick sec? 73 00:03:49,446 --> 00:03:52,115 - I don't feel like he's petulant at all. - Of course. 74 00:03:52,199 --> 00:03:55,786 I feel like, you know, even a thumbs up and such... 75 00:03:55,869 --> 00:03:57,955 I know you didn't want it to be really good. 76 00:03:58,038 --> 00:03:59,289 You cut the whole monologue. 77 00:03:59,373 --> 00:04:01,708 I'm not touching that. I'm out of here. 78 00:04:01,792 --> 00:04:04,127 Great work today. Good job, great work. 79 00:04:04,711 --> 00:04:06,213 Oh, hey, dude. How's it going? 80 00:04:07,965 --> 00:04:09,466 - Hey. - Oh, hello. 81 00:04:09,550 --> 00:04:13,053 Oh, hello. What, do you got any weekend plans? 82 00:04:13,136 --> 00:04:17,641 Um, I have... Well, I have a date on Friday. 83 00:04:17,724 --> 00:04:20,686 - But I think I'm gonna cancel it. - Why? Tell me everything. 84 00:04:20,769 --> 00:04:23,397 How do I cancel it? 85 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:25,886 Tell him there's some hotshot actor at the theater 86 00:04:25,887 --> 00:04:27,276 you work at 87 00:04:27,985 --> 00:04:31,071 - a big Chicago star. - That's a good idea. 88 00:04:31,154 --> 00:04:33,824 If he's a big fan of the theater, he'll be very intimidated. 89 00:04:33,907 --> 00:04:35,617 - That's a very good plan. - Thank you. 90 00:04:35,701 --> 00:04:36,994 I'll say I'm hanging out with you. 91 00:04:37,077 --> 00:04:39,705 Maybe he saw me in Much Ado About Nothing last summer. 92 00:04:39,788 --> 00:04:41,415 Are you asking me on a date? 93 00:04:41,498 --> 00:04:44,459 Do you wanna come watch my kids with me? 94 00:04:44,543 --> 00:04:45,877 Yeah, kind of. 95 00:04:45,961 --> 00:04:47,129 Uh, you don't. 96 00:04:47,212 --> 00:04:51,049 Uh... Well, I'm thrilled to be back here working again. 97 00:04:51,133 --> 00:04:52,718 - It's been a minute. - Yeah, I know. 98 00:04:52,801 --> 00:04:54,928 Mostly 'cause I get to come in here and annoy you. 99 00:04:55,012 --> 00:04:56,722 I love it when you come here and annoy me. 100 00:04:56,805 --> 00:04:57,806 Thank you. 101 00:04:57,889 --> 00:04:59,725 Your turn, Dad. 102 00:05:00,517 --> 00:05:02,894 Okay, I'm gonna grab these two white cards, 103 00:05:04,146 --> 00:05:07,733 and that gives me three white cards, 104 00:05:07,816 --> 00:05:10,819 and I can lay some track 105 00:05:10,902 --> 00:05:16,241 between Nashville and Little Rock. 106 00:05:18,577 --> 00:05:20,370 I can also... 107 00:05:25,208 --> 00:05:26,208 Um... 108 00:05:26,209 --> 00:05:28,754 Actually, that's all I can do. I'm gonna pass. 109 00:05:33,634 --> 00:05:35,594 - Mom, it's your turn. - It's your turn. 110 00:05:35,677 --> 00:05:39,139 Okay, okay, okay. Um... 111 00:05:42,643 --> 00:05:44,645 Let me see. I'll take the wild. 112 00:05:55,113 --> 00:05:58,575 What was going on on your phone during the board game? 113 00:05:58,658 --> 00:06:02,621 - Oh, um... Possibly. - Hot date? Setting up a hot date? 114 00:06:02,704 --> 00:06:03,747 - Oh. - Yeah. 115 00:06:03,830 --> 00:06:07,209 I've been sort of fielding offers. 116 00:06:07,292 --> 00:06:09,002 Mmm. 117 00:06:09,086 --> 00:06:10,754 - Mm-hmm. - Offers, plural. 118 00:06:10,837 --> 00:06:14,257 Well, you know, once the word gets out that Andi's avails... 119 00:06:17,427 --> 00:06:18,678 And what about you? 120 00:06:18,762 --> 00:06:20,597 Um... 121 00:06:21,139 --> 00:06:22,766 - Yeah. - Oh. 122 00:06:22,849 --> 00:06:26,436 - Wow, wow. You're swinging it around. - Yeah, shit's getting real. 123 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:27,771 I'll swing it around. 124 00:06:27,854 --> 00:06:31,358 They can smell it. They know. 125 00:06:33,902 --> 00:06:34,986 I want you. 126 00:06:35,737 --> 00:06:38,281 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. I want you. 127 00:06:38,365 --> 00:06:41,660 Oh, yeah? Well, come and get it. 128 00:06:49,793 --> 00:06:53,547 We should have opened this up a long time ago. 129 00:06:53,630 --> 00:06:56,842 - Shut up. - Ow! 130 00:06:58,009 --> 00:07:00,303 You dick. 131 00:07:00,387 --> 00:07:03,265 What do you think? Should I cancel the sitter? 132 00:07:03,348 --> 00:07:04,975 - Are you gonna be around? - Um... 133 00:07:05,058 --> 00:07:08,270 I don't know yet. I don't know what I'll do after rehearsal tonight. 134 00:07:08,353 --> 00:07:09,771 Can I let you know at lunch? 135 00:07:09,855 --> 00:07:11,648 No. I have to tell her now 136 00:07:11,732 --> 00:07:14,526 because she's gonna pick them up from school. 137 00:07:14,609 --> 00:07:17,028 - Right. Um... Uh... - So... 138 00:07:17,320 --> 00:07:20,741 - Then yeah, I think we should confirm. - Okay. 139 00:07:20,824 --> 00:07:23,452 I'll just get a drink with someone or something, um, 140 00:07:24,035 --> 00:07:26,713 'cause I don't want to be home alone with the kids 141 00:07:26,714 --> 00:07:27,956 when you're out on a date. 142 00:07:29,207 --> 00:07:30,709 Um... 143 00:07:30,792 --> 00:07:32,961 Are you cool, still? 144 00:07:33,044 --> 00:07:35,380 - Are we... - Yes, totally cool. 145 00:07:35,464 --> 00:07:36,631 - Okay. - Absolutely. 146 00:07:37,174 --> 00:07:38,175 Okay, great. 147 00:07:38,258 --> 00:07:41,344 Remind me who this is again. He's from the ad agency? 148 00:07:41,428 --> 00:07:43,096 - Justin... - Justin, right. 149 00:07:43,180 --> 00:07:46,391 We're gonna have a little cocktail after work. 150 00:07:46,975 --> 00:07:47,976 Cool. 151 00:07:58,820 --> 00:07:59,946 Hi. How are you? 152 00:08:00,030 --> 00:08:02,199 - Hey. Good. How are you? - I'm well. 153 00:08:04,159 --> 00:08:06,369 - How are you doing, man? - I feel super behind. 154 00:08:06,453 --> 00:08:08,079 Oh, my God. You're doing great. 155 00:08:08,163 --> 00:08:10,499 How you liking Chicago? How's it feeling? 156 00:08:11,708 --> 00:08:13,502 - A little lonely. - Really? 157 00:08:13,585 --> 00:08:16,546 - Yeah. I don't know anyone out here. - Makes sense. 158 00:08:16,630 --> 00:08:19,090 Uh, you don't wanna grab some drinks tonight? You got plans? 159 00:08:19,174 --> 00:08:21,174 - No, I got nothing. I'd love it, actually. - Yeah? 160 00:08:21,218 --> 00:08:23,053 - I could use getting out. - Get a couple of beers. 161 00:08:23,136 --> 00:08:24,554 - Really. - Blow off some steam. 162 00:08:24,638 --> 00:08:26,389 - That'd be fun. - Cool. Let's do it. 163 00:08:26,473 --> 00:08:27,682 Oh. What, now? Great. 164 00:08:27,766 --> 00:08:29,518 - Yeah. - Good night, guys. Thank you. 165 00:08:29,601 --> 00:08:30,894 - See ya. - Bye. Good night. 166 00:08:30,977 --> 00:08:33,605 - Let's get off book. - Trying. Trying. 167 00:08:33,688 --> 00:08:35,941 Hey, Amy! 168 00:08:37,651 --> 00:08:39,736 - Kyle! - What's up? 169 00:08:39,820 --> 00:08:41,154 - Nothing. - We're done with the rehearsal, 170 00:08:41,238 --> 00:08:43,281 and Frank and I are gonna grab some beers. 171 00:08:43,365 --> 00:08:44,366 You wanna come? 172 00:08:44,449 --> 00:08:46,368 Drinks on this side, food on the other. 173 00:08:46,451 --> 00:08:48,578 - Oh. - It is our happy hour as well. 174 00:08:48,662 --> 00:08:50,812 Um, if I order something here 175 00:08:50,813 --> 00:08:53,041 and took it to the table, would that be okay? 176 00:08:53,124 --> 00:08:55,043 I'll transfer it over, no problem. 177 00:08:55,126 --> 00:08:58,421 - What can I do for you? - Uh, two vodka sodas and a Hopewell. 178 00:08:58,505 --> 00:09:00,006 - Oh, absolutely. - Thanks, man. 179 00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:09,182 - How you doing? - I'm fine. I'm fine. 180 00:09:09,266 --> 00:09:10,934 What are you laughing at? 181 00:09:11,017 --> 00:09:12,644 - I'm losing it. - Why? 182 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:18,108 Uh, I'm just... I'm really nerv... I'm going... 183 00:09:18,191 --> 00:09:19,317 Uh-huh. 184 00:09:19,401 --> 00:09:25,073 I'm embarking on a date, and I haven't been on a date in 20 years. 185 00:09:25,156 --> 00:09:26,324 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 186 00:09:26,408 --> 00:09:29,202 Like a coma situation, or... 187 00:09:30,495 --> 00:09:32,581 Little bit. No, um, I'm married. 188 00:09:32,664 --> 00:09:35,041 I've been married for 100 years, so... 189 00:09:35,125 --> 00:09:37,836 Oh, is this like a rekindling-your-marriage-type thing? 190 00:09:37,919 --> 00:09:41,631 - Like, with your husband? - Hmm. Not directly, uh, 191 00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:45,135 but no, we're open. 192 00:09:46,136 --> 00:09:47,888 - Like an open marriage? - Yeah. 193 00:09:49,180 --> 00:09:50,307 Who are you meeting? 194 00:09:50,932 --> 00:09:53,226 - Justin? - Why do you say it like that? 195 00:09:53,310 --> 00:09:55,854 - I don't know. - Justin. Do you know him? 196 00:09:55,937 --> 00:09:58,106 - I know him, but I don't, like, know him. - Vodka sodas. 197 00:09:58,189 --> 00:09:59,189 Thanks, man. 198 00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:03,904 - Huh. Good luck with, uh, Justin. - Thank you. 199 00:10:03,987 --> 00:10:06,907 - Have a good night. - Good night. 200 00:10:07,741 --> 00:10:11,077 - Hey. - Oh, my gosh. Hi. How are you? 201 00:10:11,161 --> 00:10:13,121 - Hi. I'm good. - Oh. 202 00:10:13,204 --> 00:10:14,748 - So good to see you. - Absolutely. 203 00:10:14,831 --> 00:10:17,000 Do you want to do a table or bar? 204 00:10:17,083 --> 00:10:18,627 I love the bar. 205 00:10:20,253 --> 00:10:22,756 Where are the kids tonight? Are they with Andi, or... 206 00:10:22,839 --> 00:10:24,883 No, we have a sitter watching them. 207 00:10:26,134 --> 00:10:27,574 Nice. What you got going on? 208 00:10:27,636 --> 00:10:30,639 - I got this, bro. - Nice. 209 00:10:30,722 --> 00:10:35,060 She has plans, and I, uh, just didn't want... 210 00:10:35,143 --> 00:10:37,395 I wanted a night off, didn't want to take care of the kids again. 211 00:10:37,479 --> 00:10:39,606 - Thanks, man. - Thanks. Uh... 212 00:10:39,689 --> 00:10:40,689 Yeah. 213 00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:46,112 Okay. Let's just, uh... Why not? Let's get into it. Um... 214 00:10:47,322 --> 00:10:52,494 Andi, my wife, is on a date tonight with someone. 215 00:10:53,995 --> 00:10:56,373 A romantic date? 216 00:10:57,832 --> 00:10:59,125 I think that's the hope. 217 00:11:01,044 --> 00:11:04,381 - Uh, does she know that you know? - Oh, yeah. 218 00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:10,178 We are, um, testing the waters of having, uh, an open relationship. 219 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:12,972 A non-monogamous marriage. 220 00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:15,808 Whoa. 221 00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:17,811 Yeah. 222 00:11:17,894 --> 00:11:20,438 Yeah. Cool. 223 00:11:20,522 --> 00:11:22,357 - Did you just start it? - I hope so. 224 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:24,067 Yeah, you're literally, uh... 225 00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:27,112 This is... This is night one. 226 00:11:27,195 --> 00:11:28,571 - Oh, my God. - Yeah. 227 00:11:28,655 --> 00:11:33,034 We've been together for a really, really long time, and, uh... 228 00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:37,706 She's my best friend. She's my partner. 229 00:11:37,789 --> 00:11:39,666 She's the mother of my children, 230 00:11:39,749 --> 00:11:42,919 and I think we're fucking kick-ass parents together. 231 00:11:43,002 --> 00:11:45,505 Um, we have a life. We have a great life. 232 00:11:45,588 --> 00:11:47,924 I mean, last night we had good sex. 233 00:11:48,007 --> 00:11:51,428 But it's just sort of a little less, uh... 234 00:11:52,679 --> 00:11:54,139 alive than it used to be. 235 00:11:54,222 --> 00:11:57,142 Sounds like you're having more sex than I am. 236 00:11:57,225 --> 00:12:00,019 What? Seriously? 237 00:12:00,103 --> 00:12:04,107 Well, I mean, you know, it's just a quiet moment, but... 238 00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:08,403 - Get out of town. Really? - No. Well, yeah. Yeah. 239 00:12:08,486 --> 00:12:10,196 I find that shocking. 240 00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:11,781 No, I mean, it's... 241 00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:14,909 Thanks, but, uh, no. 242 00:12:14,993 --> 00:12:18,163 After my last breakup, I... At first, it was intentional, 243 00:12:18,246 --> 00:12:21,124 and then it became unintentional at some point. 244 00:12:21,207 --> 00:12:26,212 I'm sure there are tons of guys who would love to sleep with you. 245 00:12:26,296 --> 00:12:28,923 Thanks. Thanks. 246 00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:32,594 But... Yeah. 247 00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:34,386 Wow. 248 00:12:34,429 --> 00:12:35,430 - Cheers. - New beginning? 249 00:12:35,513 --> 00:12:37,682 - Something like that, sounds right? - Sure. 250 00:12:40,518 --> 00:12:43,438 It's so on the nose. 251 00:12:46,232 --> 00:12:48,693 Where's your edge, Justin? 252 00:12:48,777 --> 00:12:51,404 Well, it's that or that Irish toast where it ends with, 253 00:12:51,488 --> 00:12:52,909 "May he hold you in the palm of his hand." 254 00:12:52,910 --> 00:12:54,240 So I thought I'd go, "New beginning." 255 00:12:54,324 --> 00:12:56,284 It sounds like that song, um, 256 00:12:56,367 --> 00:12:59,078 "He will raise you up on eagle's wings." You know that song? 257 00:12:59,162 --> 00:13:01,664 It's my mother's favorite funeral dirge. 258 00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:04,918 My mother asked me to sing it at her funeral. 259 00:13:05,001 --> 00:13:06,961 I'm not a singer. 260 00:13:07,045 --> 00:13:09,255 Does it make you uncomfortable when your parents ask you 261 00:13:09,339 --> 00:13:11,132 - to plan for that kind of stuff? - Mnh-mnh. 262 00:13:11,216 --> 00:13:13,092 Oh, that's great. Morbid. 263 00:13:13,176 --> 00:13:14,928 - I'm ready. - Mnh-mnh. 264 00:13:15,011 --> 00:13:16,846 - I hate to leave, but... - You have to go walk a cat? 265 00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:18,348 I'm not walking it, I'm feeding it. 266 00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:21,351 The cat can wait. One more drink isn't gonna kill the cat. 267 00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:22,977 Do you think you guys will, uh... 268 00:13:23,061 --> 00:13:25,230 Maybe you'll be out for a while and I'll come back? 269 00:13:25,855 --> 00:13:28,066 - Yeah, go walk the cat and come back. - Okay. 270 00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:32,612 Yeah, if I take care of it, then I can just... Yeah. 271 00:13:32,695 --> 00:13:34,697 - This is, um... - Yeah. Right? 272 00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:36,699 - fascinating. - I'm down to drink. 273 00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:38,451 - Okay. Um... - We'll be here. 274 00:13:39,577 --> 00:13:42,622 I've got a babysitter. 275 00:13:42,705 --> 00:13:44,457 - Your wife's not home, okay. - Yeah. 276 00:13:44,541 --> 00:13:47,627 I gotta go. See you guys later. 277 00:13:57,387 --> 00:13:58,972 Um... 278 00:13:59,055 --> 00:14:00,557 Uh, cheers. 279 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,725 - Cheers. - Holy shit. 280 00:14:04,686 --> 00:14:05,937 Your move. 281 00:14:06,896 --> 00:14:09,524 - What do you mean? - What are you gonna do? 282 00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:12,902 I'm gonna probably have another beer with you 283 00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:16,447 and then go home and relieve the babysitter, and, uh... 284 00:14:16,531 --> 00:14:18,074 And maybe text Amy? 285 00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:20,326 - No. - Why not? 286 00:14:22,287 --> 00:14:24,747 She more than insinuated she wanted to hang out later. 287 00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:27,792 I do not think she was interested in chatting with me. 288 00:14:27,876 --> 00:14:29,419 I want to. I hear that, 289 00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:31,796 but I don't know if tonight's the night. I think... 290 00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:32,880 That's fair. 291 00:14:33,548 --> 00:14:36,259 You know, I'm a little drunk now, and like... 292 00:14:36,342 --> 00:14:37,927 I don't know. I'm confused about this. 293 00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:41,014 I actually think I want something much more anonymous. 294 00:14:41,097 --> 00:14:44,225 I'm not looking to get into another relationship. 295 00:14:44,309 --> 00:14:47,187 The whole goal of this isn't to add a second wife. 296 00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:50,315 I just want to fuck a stranger. 297 00:14:51,149 --> 00:14:52,859 That's even easier, man. 298 00:14:52,942 --> 00:14:55,195 Why don't you go downtown and get a massage? 299 00:14:56,654 --> 00:14:58,031 It's simple. In and out. 300 00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:02,702 You'll relieve some stress. It's like a baby step. It's like tee-ball. 301 00:15:04,245 --> 00:15:06,748 You mean, like, a happy ending? 302 00:15:06,831 --> 00:15:10,543 Sure. Yeah. That's a good first step for you. 303 00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:14,255 Is that kind of thing even real? 304 00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:19,010 - That was fun. - That was fun. 305 00:15:19,093 --> 00:15:20,470 - Absolutely. - Yeah. 306 00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:21,763 I'd like to do it again sometime. 307 00:15:21,846 --> 00:15:23,223 - I'll give you a call. - Okay. 308 00:15:23,306 --> 00:15:25,266 - All right. - Sounds good. 309 00:15:25,350 --> 00:15:28,019 - I drove, if you need a ride. - I drove. 310 00:15:28,102 --> 00:15:30,146 - All right. - Yeah. Thank you, though. 311 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:31,481 All right. 312 00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:33,233 - Good night. - Bye. Oh. 313 00:15:34,484 --> 00:15:36,236 - Take care. - Bye. You, too. 314 00:15:40,281 --> 00:15:41,574 Oh. 315 00:15:41,658 --> 00:15:42,742 Hey. 316 00:15:43,451 --> 00:15:44,786 So how'd it go? 317 00:15:44,869 --> 00:15:45,869 Uh... 318 00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:49,249 Not so hot. Can I get a cigarette? 319 00:15:49,332 --> 00:15:50,416 Yes. 320 00:15:53,836 --> 00:15:54,837 Thank you. 321 00:15:58,007 --> 00:16:00,635 - My name's Jason, by the way. - Oh, hi. I'm Andi. 322 00:16:06,224 --> 00:16:07,267 Mmm. 323 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:11,854 - Yeah? Do you wanna... - Come on. 324 00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:16,192 - You got it? - Can't do it. 325 00:16:20,655 --> 00:16:23,533 - It's not working. - Hold on. I got it. 326 00:16:24,492 --> 00:16:25,952 - All right? - Mm-hmm. 327 00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:29,414 - Mmm. Thank God! - Magic touch. 328 00:16:30,832 --> 00:16:32,083 How's everything feeling? 329 00:16:33,167 --> 00:16:35,962 Uh, good. Great. Thank you. 330 00:16:38,589 --> 00:16:39,674 Good. 331 00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:43,928 Is this pressure okay? 332 00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:48,182 Yeah. Yep, uh, it's great. 333 00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:53,146 How long have you been working here? 334 00:16:53,229 --> 00:16:54,772 Um, a couple of years. 335 00:16:56,357 --> 00:16:57,358 Wow. 336 00:16:58,151 --> 00:17:00,945 - Brian, can I get the bill, man? - Oh, absolutely. 337 00:17:01,821 --> 00:17:04,282 Do you, uh... What? 338 00:17:05,074 --> 00:17:06,701 Do you have to know everyone's name? 339 00:17:06,784 --> 00:17:09,829 - I know his name. Thank you. - That's impressive. Thank you. 340 00:17:09,912 --> 00:17:13,791 Uh, listen. Do you want to get one more, back at mine? 341 00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:17,670 - Okay. - Okay. 342 00:17:18,504 --> 00:17:20,965 Um, I have to make a quick call. 343 00:17:21,049 --> 00:17:24,302 I know this is gonna sound crazy, but I need to call my husband 344 00:17:24,385 --> 00:17:25,385 and let him know 345 00:17:25,428 --> 00:17:27,597 - that I'm gonna be later. - Right. 346 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:28,681 I get it. 347 00:17:42,028 --> 00:17:43,112 Do you need your phone? 348 00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:46,824 No, no, I don't. Sorry, I should have turned that off. 349 00:17:46,908 --> 00:17:47,950 All of your back is done, 350 00:17:48,034 --> 00:17:49,786 - so you can go ahead and flip over. - Okay. 351 00:17:51,329 --> 00:17:52,663 Let me just flip. 352 00:17:58,961 --> 00:18:01,756 Do you have a pillow or anything? 353 00:18:01,839 --> 00:18:03,925 Uh, you can scoot down. 354 00:18:05,510 --> 00:18:07,887 Maybe the leg thing? 355 00:18:10,681 --> 00:18:11,681 Here. 356 00:18:12,683 --> 00:18:14,310 - Thanks. - Is that good? 357 00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:16,729 - That's great. - Okay. 358 00:18:16,813 --> 00:18:20,024 Um, this is where I offer you a hand job for $50. 359 00:18:22,568 --> 00:18:23,945 Oh, wow. 360 00:18:25,196 --> 00:18:26,948 - Um... - It'll be really quick. 361 00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:30,952 No, I think, yeah... I... 362 00:18:32,078 --> 00:18:36,707 You're really attractive, but, uh, I'm married, so... 363 00:18:36,791 --> 00:18:39,502 Okay. Everyone that comes in here is married. 364 00:18:39,585 --> 00:18:41,796 It's not a big deal. Don't worry about it. 365 00:18:42,839 --> 00:18:44,006 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 366 00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:48,928 Um, hey, uh... 367 00:18:50,054 --> 00:18:52,557 Uh, no, I don't think so. Sorry. 368 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:53,891 - You sure? - Yeah. 369 00:18:57,145 --> 00:18:58,146 Okay. 370 00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:04,776 Here. 371 00:20:47,630 --> 00:20:48,631 Oh, God. 372 00:21:11,237 --> 00:21:13,406 I feel it. I feel it. 373 00:21:14,031 --> 00:21:17,910 Careful, you can accidentally get too high kind of easily, sorry. 374 00:21:17,994 --> 00:21:19,996 - I should have told you first. - Now you tell me. 375 00:21:21,497 --> 00:21:24,333 That tastes good. There's a flavor. 376 00:21:25,167 --> 00:21:26,752 It's like watermelon or something. 377 00:21:27,545 --> 00:21:30,506 Yeah. Maybe a little. 378 00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:32,258 Maybe a lot. 379 00:21:35,011 --> 00:21:37,305 - Are you high already? - No. 380 00:21:38,306 --> 00:21:39,640 You're a little giggly. 381 00:21:39,724 --> 00:21:44,145 I'm not high. I'm just glad you're here. 382 00:21:44,770 --> 00:21:45,896 Oh, good. 383 00:21:46,897 --> 00:21:48,190 I'm glad I'm here, too. 384 00:22:23,392 --> 00:22:26,187 - What are we doing? - Uh... 385 00:22:27,938 --> 00:22:29,273 Yeah, um... 386 00:22:30,775 --> 00:22:31,817 All right. 387 00:22:33,903 --> 00:22:36,822 I don't know. I don't know. I... 388 00:22:39,533 --> 00:22:41,077 I mean, we're doing... 389 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:42,495 - Okay. - We're doing this. 390 00:22:42,578 --> 00:22:45,164 If you're not okay, I totally understand. 391 00:22:45,247 --> 00:22:48,292 - I'm okay. - This is brand-new for me. 392 00:22:48,376 --> 00:22:49,668 - I think I understand. - Right? 393 00:22:49,752 --> 00:22:51,879 And this is the first time. 394 00:22:53,631 --> 00:22:56,300 This is the first time, so I don't know. 395 00:22:58,969 --> 00:23:01,347 If you're asking what's gonna... 396 00:23:01,430 --> 00:23:03,724 What happens tomorrow... 397 00:23:05,142 --> 00:23:06,727 it's a good question. 398 00:24:28,976 --> 00:24:33,939 Um, I don't think I wanna have sex with you tonight. 399 00:24:35,483 --> 00:24:39,612 Yeah. Totally, I wasn't thinking that we would. 400 00:24:39,695 --> 00:24:41,030 Oh, okay. 401 00:24:41,113 --> 00:24:43,449 I don't want to have sex with you tonight. 402 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:45,701 - Okay. - Great. 403 00:24:46,327 --> 00:24:47,327 Great. 404 00:24:47,870 --> 00:24:50,789 - But can we keep doing other stuff? - Yeah. 405 00:24:59,089 --> 00:25:00,674 Want to get under the covers? 406 00:25:01,842 --> 00:25:03,177 Yeah. Sure. 407 00:25:03,260 --> 00:25:06,055 - Sorry. It's cold. - It's cold in Chicago. 408 00:25:11,268 --> 00:25:12,268 Is this okay? 409 00:25:14,730 --> 00:25:16,524 - You sure? - Mm-hmm. 410 00:25:32,790 --> 00:25:35,000 - All right? - Mm-hmm. 411 00:25:43,968 --> 00:25:45,135 Oh, fuck. 412 00:25:47,888 --> 00:25:50,140 - Is this okay? - Um, you know what? 413 00:25:51,517 --> 00:25:55,688 I'm actually... I'm really good to just take it slow. 414 00:25:57,606 --> 00:25:58,606 Okay. 415 00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:02,861 - You sure? - Yeah. 416 00:26:03,862 --> 00:26:04,947 All right. 417 00:26:06,115 --> 00:26:09,410 - Is that okay? - It's probably very wise. 418 00:26:16,166 --> 00:26:18,002 Don't get me wrong. 419 00:26:19,086 --> 00:26:20,838 I want to, just... 420 00:26:22,256 --> 00:26:23,966 one step at a time, you know? 421 00:26:39,690 --> 00:26:41,525 - Well, this was fun. - Thank you. 422 00:26:41,609 --> 00:26:43,235 - You all right? - Yes, thank you. 423 00:26:43,319 --> 00:26:44,320 Get home safe. 424 00:26:45,154 --> 00:26:47,281 - Okay. Bye. - Bye. 425 00:27:37,331 --> 00:27:38,332 Hey. 426 00:27:39,917 --> 00:27:40,917 Hey. 427 00:27:42,211 --> 00:27:43,712 Sorry I woke you. 428 00:27:43,796 --> 00:27:44,880 You didn't. 429 00:27:45,923 --> 00:27:48,509 - No? - Will you get over here, please? 430 00:27:48,592 --> 00:27:52,471 - I missed you. - Hey. I missed you. 431 00:27:52,554 --> 00:27:54,682 Oh. 432 00:27:55,432 --> 00:27:57,059 Oh, my God. 433 00:27:57,142 --> 00:27:58,352 Yeah. Get in there. 434 00:27:58,435 --> 00:27:59,478 Yes. 435 00:28:04,066 --> 00:28:05,150 Hmm. 436 00:28:12,116 --> 00:28:14,076 Did you have fun? 437 00:28:14,159 --> 00:28:16,704 It was weird. 438 00:28:16,787 --> 00:28:19,164 Hmm. I had a weird night, too. 439 00:28:19,998 --> 00:28:21,041 Why? 440 00:28:23,168 --> 00:28:25,003 I hooked up with that girl from work. 441 00:28:27,381 --> 00:28:29,007 Wow. 442 00:28:29,091 --> 00:28:30,092 Yeah. 443 00:28:31,677 --> 00:28:36,265 I had sex with a stranger. 444 00:28:38,892 --> 00:28:39,892 Wow. 445 00:28:44,273 --> 00:28:45,733 Do you want to talk about it? 446 00:28:45,816 --> 00:28:47,693 No. 447 00:28:48,694 --> 00:28:50,863 Not now. 448 00:28:50,946 --> 00:28:52,740 - Maybe in the morning. - Cool. 449 00:28:55,492 --> 00:28:57,870 - I love you. - I love you. 450 00:28:59,955 --> 00:29:02,499 I love you. 451 00:29:10,424 --> 00:29:11,717 Mmm.32517

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