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♪♪♪
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Happy Day Before
Your Birthday!
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Do not do that!
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Sorry. I'm just excited because
as I said it's the day before
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your birthday!
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And now they're staying
on the floor.
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Okay, so I was thinking,
we throw a huge party.
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Tons of food! Millions of
guests! You descend in on a
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floating catwalk, wearing
a red sequin dress.
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So you're making a list of the
stuff we're not going to do?
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'Cause, as you know, everything
you mentioned? So not me.
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I know, I was kidding.
I can't wait to do what we
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always do - eat a cake and
watch a Craig Brooks movie,
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which could be a little awkward
given that he's living with us.
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Good point. We'll
find another movie.
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But please promise
me something.
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I know, I know, triple
chocolate fudge cake.
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Same as every year.
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Yes. But no. Promise me you
won't tell anyone it's my
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birthday tomorrow.
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Fine, I won't tell anyone.
Except maybe Craig?
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Anyone. Pinky swear.
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Mom, I'm not five. I don't
need to pinky swear.
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Yes, you do.
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(SIGHS) Whatever.
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Actually, double
pinky swear.
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There's no such thing.
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Do it.
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Uh-oh. Double pinky swear.
What did I walk in on?
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Not even Nate?
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Not even Nate what?
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Nate already knows.
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Knows what?
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Forget you know.
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Since I don't know what I'm
supposed to know,
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and then totally forget I know.
Which I don't know.
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I'm just going to go. Later.
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♪♪♪
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Remember. Secret.
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Fine.
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♪♪♪
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Guess what I found out?
Wait! Where's Bo?
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Bo! This is important.
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BO: Incoming!
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DIAMOND: Okay, so here's the
deal. I found out that Beth's
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birthday is tomorrow.
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She didn't tell me.
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Sophia talks in her sleep.
A lot. It's super creepy.
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Anyway, so we're going to throw
Beth a huge birthday party.
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Yes, to thank her for being so
good to us.
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No, because Diamond loves
throwing parties.
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Two things can be true at the
same time.
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Besides, who doesn't like
parties? And trust me,
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it'll be everything Beth loves!
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You're bringing in animals of
all shapes and sizes?
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And you're giving them party
hats? Wait. Where do you get
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animal party hats?
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Yeah, I'm not doing any of that.
This is going to be
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a sophisticated, elegant party,
not a zoo. But no one say
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anything to Beth
or Sophia. For reals.
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I'll have to get Beth something.
Something good.
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Duh, we all do!
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Yeah, but my gift has to be
extra special and meaningful
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'cause...
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'Cause I'm an adult and adults
are supposed to get each other
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nice things, and I think I left
the shower on.
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I'm going to go check.
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He's totally into her.
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Eww.
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Love is a question wrapped in a
statement bundled up into the
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unknowable knowing. You know?
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♪♪♪
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'K, so I'm picturing a cake
that's four feet high,
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wrapped in god leaf. The edible
kind, obviously.
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And it should have a glittering
star that rises out of the top
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and lights up. Oh, and I need it
by tomorrow. Early.
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Let's see if I got all that.
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So you're not a fast writer?
'Cause I can totally slow down.
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Don't. No. You know all that
stuff you just you blabbed
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about? Not happening. If you
want a tall cake, buy ten and
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stack them on top of each other.
So what name do you
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want on it?
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Beth.
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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Beth!
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"Beth Beth"? Okay. Is there a
dash in that?
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Hi, Diamond.
What are you up to?
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Me?! Oh, nothing. You know,
just talking to my friend
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Ginger, over here.
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We're not friends.
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Okay, Ginger, can I
order one of your...
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Hold on. Just gotta finish
with this one first.
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So the cake...
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Cake?! What cake?! Are you
hearing this? She's hilarious!
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Is she? I don't remember
her being particularly funny.
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I'm not.
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Funny! So funny! She should take
this cake comedy show
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on the road, am I right?
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You know what? I'm going to
make my lunch at home.
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So where did we land on the gold
leaf? Yes? No? Talk to me.
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♪♪♪
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SOPHIA: Sometimes parent
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So we're helping ours get
together.
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My mom. My best friend.
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Her dad - huge movie star.
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And things might get a little
crazy. Okay, a lot crazy.
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But that's just life in Star
Falls.
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♪♪♪
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Boys, I did it. I made a
personal gift for Beth to show
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her how I feel.
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So you do have
feelings for her.
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Friend feelings, Phoenix.
Friendly feelings of friendship.
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That's it.
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Got it.
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Now give me your honest opinion.
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That's awful.
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Well, maybe not that honest.
You guys don't think this is
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a good likeness?
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It looks like a horse.
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Well, maybe you don't appreciate
art, Bo. Phoenix, what do you
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think?
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It's, well, it's not... not not
good.
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Sorry, Dad. Total horse.
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I showed it to my agent,
and the director, and Angie
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in craft service!
They all loved it.
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Because you're a big movie star.
No one tells you the truth.
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That is so not true! And you
know what? I like it,
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and I'm going to give it to
Beth. Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I'm going to go find a frame for
my not horse painting!
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Okay, Beth cannot see this.
We need to fix it.
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You're going to teach Dad how to
paint?
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No, he's a lost cause.
Tonight I'm going to paint
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a better painting and switch
them out when he's not looking.
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Bo, get my brushes.
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No.
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Then I'll get my brushes!
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♪♪♪
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So you got your mom's cake?
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Yup. Triple chocolate fudge,
same as every year.
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Um, hello, strange chef person.
And you're in our kitchen
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because?
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That's Bernard! He works
on Dad's movie.
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SOPHIA: Okay. Why is he here?
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Why? Why? Why? 'Cause the
catering truck blew up.
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That's why.
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Seriously? Was anyone hurt?
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Thankfully no. It was a miracle.
But traumatic. So can we talk
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about something else? Like
what's in that box?
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What? This? They're my bran
muffins! Whole big box of them.
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'Cause, you know. Bran.
I better take them upstairs
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for safekeeping.
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Who would steal...
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Oh, well. Anyway, glad you're
here. Need your help.
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I get nervous when you say that.
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What I'm about to tell you
you cannot tell Sophia.
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But she's my bro.
I tell her everything.
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First of all, she's a girl, not
a bro. Second, you can't tell
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Sophia because if you do,
she'll tell Beth...
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Diamond, I've never lied to
Sophia. I'm not starting now.
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It's a bro thing.
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Again, girl, not bro. So I'm
throwing Beth a huge surprise
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party, and I need you to keep
Sophia out of the way
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for the rest of the day.
Please, please, please?
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(GROANS) What part of "I don't
lie to her" did you not hear?
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Pretty much all of it.
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SOPHIA: Okay, bran muffins
safely hidden. Want to watch TV?
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I recorded seventeen episodes of
Kids Who Can't Bake.
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This week I think Chef Judy is
going to make Caitlyn cry.
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Or you can Nate could go
anywhere but here.
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What? Why would we do that?
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Why? Why?
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Why?
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(GASPS) You know a secret.
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No, I don't.
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No, he doesn't.
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Yes, he does. And you can't keep
a secret from me. I'm your bro.
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Girl, not bro.
Why is that so hard?
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Look, Soph, here's
the thing...
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See ya!
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♪♪♪
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Nate!
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♪♪♪
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SOPHIA: What's the secret?
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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Oh, I thought I lost you!
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Old man reading a paper?
Not your best work.
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Are you kidding? This disguise
gets me fifteen percent off
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everything on Tuesdays!
Don't even get me started on
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early bird dinners. Rice
pudding? The best.
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Yeah, who doesn't
love rice pudding?
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Right? But no raisins.
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Obviously. Hey, not the point!
Now what's the secret?
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To rice pudding? I think it's
the cream, and not overcooking
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the rice, but...
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Nate.
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Diamond's throwing a surprise
party for your mom,
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and I'm supposed to keep you
busy so you don't find out
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and tell her.
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What? But that's awful! You know
my mom hates parties,
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and she especially hates
surprise parties.
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I've got to find Diamond and
make her call it off.
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Yeah, good luck with that. She
seemed pretty determined.
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Fine.
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Fine?
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Yes, fine. If I can't stop
Diamond from throwing the party,
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then I have to stop Mom from
going to the party.
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Oh, nice. You know, I have
another old man wig if you
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and your mom want to...
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It's a good disguise!
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♪♪♪
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Wow, you look terrible.
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Not as terrible as my painting
of Beth. I didn't have enough
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time! I didn't capture her true
essence! Her soul!
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BO: Yeah, you're right.
Let's just give her Dad's.
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Way funnier.
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No! This will have to do.
True love is at stake!
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Eww. Gross.
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Oh.
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Forget to let it dry?
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Maybe.
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♪♪♪
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Hey, hey, hey!
Where are you going?
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Um, this place where we live.
It's called home?
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No!
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Wow, that was loud.
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I was just thinking, I'd
like to take you for an
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awesome birthday dinner
at The Falling Owl.
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But we were just there
for birthday lunch.
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And you know what they say,
eating at the same place twice
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on your birthday will bring
a year of good luck.
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Who says that?
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(LAUGHS) Oh, mom! Your thirst
for knowledge is contagious.
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It makes me wonder what the
dinner special is at
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The Owl tonight. Fingers
crossed for meatloaf.
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You are acting very strange.
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But I do love meatloaf.
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Great! Come on!
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♪♪♪
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Why are the lights off?
Did someone blow a...
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ALL: Surprise!
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(SCREAMS)
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♪♪♪
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Wow! Is this all for me?
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Diamond found out about your
birthday and so we had to do
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something special.
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Thank you. It's a little
overwhelming.
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Usually we just...
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DIAMOND: Check it out!
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00:11:02.462 --> 00:11:03.728
Is that a cake?
251
00:11:03.764 --> 00:11:07.298
No, it's not a cake. It's ten
cakes. The top two are coconut,
252
00:11:07.334 --> 00:11:09.434
'cause, you know, not everyone
likes coconut.
253
00:11:09.469 --> 00:11:10.435
Make a wish, Beth.
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I know what I wish for.
255
00:11:12.673 --> 00:11:15.607
When you told me there was a
party for my mom,
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00:11:15.642 --> 00:11:17.442
could you have mentioned
it was here?
257
00:11:17.477 --> 00:11:20.111
Okay, first of all, Diamond
didn't share that detail with
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me; and second,
how come you came here?
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00:11:22.315 --> 00:11:24.115
Because of the party
at our house.
260
00:11:24.151 --> 00:11:26.284
But there's not a party
at your house.
261
00:11:26.319 --> 00:11:29.187
I know! I just assumed it
would be at our house.
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00:11:29.222 --> 00:11:29.754
Oh.
263
00:11:29.790 --> 00:11:31.356
Time to cut the cake!
264
00:11:31.391 --> 00:11:34.859
Is that ten cakes? That is not
structurally sound.
265
00:11:34.895 --> 00:11:38.596
This is a disaster! My mom hates
people making a big deal,
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00:11:38.632 --> 00:11:40.965
and this? This is a big deal.
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00:11:41.100 --> 00:11:44.135
True. So just to be clear,
there's no party at your house,
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right?
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(PAPER CRUMPLING)
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Do you like it?
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Isn't this my lamp?
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Yup.
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00:11:55.482 --> 00:11:58.516
Well, you really know my taste.
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Cool. I took the bulb out.
Just so you know.
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00:12:02.222 --> 00:12:06.891
Well, Bo, that was confusing.
Who's next?
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00:12:06.927 --> 00:12:10.662
Aw, Dad, you really
didn't have to.
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Hip waders.
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00:12:12.532 --> 00:12:16.401
Interesting. And didn't you want
hip waders for your birthday?
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That rings a bell.
280
00:12:18.405 --> 00:12:20.805
Okay, who taught you people how
to buy presents?
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'Cause so far, not good.
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♪♪♪
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See, perfume.
Nice gift, Lou.
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Hmm.
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Thanks, Dad.
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♪♪♪
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CRAIG: And now, my present.
I put a lot of thought and hard
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work into this. And I gotta say,
it paid off.
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00:12:39.793 --> 00:12:41.359
Craig, you really
didn't have to.
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♪♪♪
291
00:12:46.533 --> 00:12:47.866
It's incredible!
292
00:12:47.901 --> 00:12:49.701
Dad, I didn't know
you could paint.
293
00:12:49.736 --> 00:12:52.103
Well, there's a lot you
don't know about me.
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Like that I can paint.
295
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♪♪♪
296
00:12:54.941 --> 00:13:00.211
Seriously, Craig. It's
beautiful. Thank you.
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I'm going to get some cake.
298
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♪♪♪
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Told you guys
I rocked this!
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♪♪♪
301
00:13:11.910 --> 00:13:12.257
This isn't my painting.
302
00:13:12.292 --> 00:13:13.792
I know. And you're welcome.
303
00:13:13.827 --> 00:13:15.693
You painted another one and
switched them?!
304
00:13:15.729 --> 00:13:19.397
It had to be done. To light the
fire that is the budding love
305
00:13:19.432 --> 00:13:21.566
between you and Beth.
306
00:13:21.601 --> 00:13:25.303
And because that other painting
should be hung in a cave.
307
00:13:25.338 --> 00:13:28.406
With cave paintings. If the
cavemen even let you,
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00:13:28.441 --> 00:13:30.410
which I'm not sure they will.
309
00:13:30.760 --> 00:13:31.976
Yeah, I get it.
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♪♪♪
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Come on! It's easy! Hands out!
Hands in! Glide to the left!
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Glide to the right! And hop!
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00:13:40.253 --> 00:13:41.553
No, thanks.
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00:13:41.588 --> 00:13:42.787
♪♪♪
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00:13:42.823 --> 00:13:45.890
SOPHIA: Mom, I swear I didn't
tell Diamond about your
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birthday. I don't even know
how she found out.
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00:13:47.527 --> 00:13:49.394
Apparently you were
talking in your sleep.
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00:13:49.429 --> 00:13:52.597
I was?! My subconscious
is so annoying.
319
00:13:52.632 --> 00:13:53.832
It's okay, honey.
320
00:13:53.867 --> 00:13:56.968
No, I'm really sorry. And I'm
sure you want to escape,
321
00:13:57.300 --> 00:13:59.637
so I'll cover for you. I've got
three different diversions
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that are kind of my go-to's.
323
00:14:01.308 --> 00:14:04.475
You know, Soph, I've got to
say, I'm actually having fun.
324
00:14:04.511 --> 00:14:05.743
You are? But...
325
00:14:05.779 --> 00:14:10.281
Everyone's been so nice.
And Diamond decorated.
326
00:14:10.317 --> 00:14:11.516
With gold glitter?
327
00:14:11.551 --> 00:14:13.785
And that ginormous cake.
328
00:14:14.554 --> 00:14:16.120
(BANG)
329
00:14:16.156 --> 00:14:17.255
Wasn't me.
330
00:14:17.290 --> 00:14:19.624
Look mom, I'm glad you're
pretending to like this.
331
00:14:19.659 --> 00:14:23.361
But I know it's not you. And if
we leave now we can still
332
00:14:23.396 --> 00:14:25.797
get home in time to
eat cake and watch...
333
00:14:25.832 --> 00:14:27.632
Come on, birthday girl!
Time to dance!
334
00:14:27.667 --> 00:14:30.201
Uh, why not?
335
00:14:30.237 --> 00:14:31.502
(LAUGHS)
336
00:14:31.538 --> 00:14:45.650
♪♪♪
337
00:14:45.685 --> 00:14:47.518
What's wrong. Is your mom
freaking out?
338
00:14:47.554 --> 00:14:51.289
Weirdly, no. Look at her.
339
00:14:51.925 --> 00:14:55.627
Yeah, she looks happy. So then
why are you not happy?
340
00:14:55.662 --> 00:14:57.829
I don't want to talk about it.
341
00:14:57.864 --> 00:14:58.963
Okay.
342
00:14:58.999 --> 00:15:01.566
Fine. I was all ready to
celebrate Mom's birthday tonight
343
00:15:01.601 --> 00:15:04.802
the way we always celebrate our
birthdays. You know, how we stay
344
00:15:04.838 --> 00:15:07.472
up late and watch a movie,
and split a cake.
345
00:15:07.507 --> 00:15:08.840
Just the two of us.
346
00:15:08.875 --> 00:15:12.577
Oh, that's what I know that your
mom wanted me to forget I know.
347
00:15:12.612 --> 00:15:15.413
Exactly. But then Diamond threw
this crazy, ridiculous,
348
00:15:15.448 --> 00:15:17.548
over the top party
without even telling me.
349
00:15:17.584 --> 00:15:20.218
Well, maybe if you talked to
your mom and Diamond
350
00:15:20.253 --> 00:15:21.286
and explained...
351
00:15:21.321 --> 00:15:24.822
No. I don't want to ruin this.
That'd be selfish.
352
00:15:24.858 --> 00:15:26.257
Promise you won't tell them?
353
00:15:26.293 --> 00:15:27.659
Another secret?
354
00:15:27.694 --> 00:15:29.227
Bro?
355
00:15:29.262 --> 00:15:30.895
I promise.
356
00:15:30.931 --> 00:15:37.235
♪♪♪
357
00:15:37.270 --> 00:15:40.438
Hands out! Hands in! Glide to
the left! Glide to the right!
358
00:15:40.473 --> 00:15:41.390
And hop!
359
00:15:41.740 --> 00:15:42.540
No thanks.
360
00:15:42.575 --> 00:15:54.252
♪♪♪
361
00:15:55.655 --> 00:16:00.758
♪♪♪
362
00:16:00.794 --> 00:16:04.228
BETH: Is it weird to hang a
picture of myself in my own
363
00:16:04.264 --> 00:16:05.363
living room?
364
00:16:05.398 --> 00:16:08.232
Not weird at all. I have a mural
of myself in my room.
365
00:16:08.268 --> 00:16:10.501
That way I can watch myself
sleep.
366
00:16:10.537 --> 00:16:13.237
It's just, I love it!
367
00:16:13.273 --> 00:16:16.140
Yeah, yeah, I think it looks
good. Now let's have dinner
368
00:16:16.176 --> 00:16:17.775
and stop talking about the
painting.
369
00:16:17.811 --> 00:16:19.610
Hey, maybe you could paint
another painting.
370
00:16:19.646 --> 00:16:21.245
We could all be in it.
371
00:16:21.281 --> 00:16:24.148
That would be amazing!
And then it would be less weird
372
00:16:24.184 --> 00:16:27.118
hanging it in the living
room. 'Cause it's kind of weird,
373
00:16:27.153 --> 00:16:28.119
isn't it?
374
00:16:28.154 --> 00:16:30.210
Yeah, I don't know. I broke my
favourite brush
375
00:16:30.560 --> 00:16:31.122
painting this one, and...
376
00:16:31.157 --> 00:16:35.426
Ooh, and maybe a
picture of my dad, too!
377
00:16:36.496 --> 00:16:40.298
Look, Beth, I didn't paint that.
Phoenix did. The boys switched
378
00:16:40.333 --> 00:16:43.534
it because they didn't think
the one I did was very good.
379
00:16:43.570 --> 00:16:44.969
Looked like a horse.
380
00:16:45.500 --> 00:16:46.104
Really?
381
00:16:49.876 --> 00:16:58.116
Wow. It's just so colourful. And
such... Colourful.
382
00:16:58.151 --> 00:16:58.816
It's bad?
383
00:16:58.852 --> 00:17:00.218
Yeah, pretty bad.
384
00:17:00.253 --> 00:17:04.989
Wow. I guess people do
just say what I want to hear.
385
00:17:05.250 --> 00:17:06.124
But not you.
386
00:17:06.159 --> 00:17:09.193
So what do you say we bury this
horse in the backyard
387
00:17:09.229 --> 00:17:10.828
and never talk about it again?
388
00:17:10.864 --> 00:17:11.529
Absolutely.
389
00:17:11.564 --> 00:17:12.663
I'll get a shovel.
390
00:17:12.699 --> 00:17:13.231
Yes.
391
00:17:13.266 --> 00:17:19.704
♪♪♪
392
00:17:19.739 --> 00:17:21.706
Hi, loves!
393
00:17:21.741 --> 00:17:25.743
I mean, hi Beth. Did you see
the amazing photos from the
394
00:17:25.779 --> 00:17:28.679
party last night?! Check it out.
Oh, and where is Sophia?
395
00:17:28.715 --> 00:17:30.140
She needs to see these.
396
00:17:30.500 --> 00:17:33.217
I don't know. She texted to say
she wasn't coming in today.
397
00:17:33.253 --> 00:17:34.852
She's been acting
a little strange.
398
00:17:34.888 --> 00:17:37.722
Is she avoiding us? Why would
she be avoiding us?
399
00:17:37.757 --> 00:17:38.856
I don't know.
400
00:17:38.892 --> 00:17:41.192
Fixed the broken latch on
Lucky's crate.
401
00:17:41.227 --> 00:17:43.594
And why are you looking at me
like that?
402
00:17:43.630 --> 00:17:46.531
Because Sophia may be avoiding
us, and she tells you everything
403
00:17:46.566 --> 00:17:48.399
so tell us what you know. Speak!
404
00:17:48.435 --> 00:17:49.500
(DOG BARKS)
405
00:17:49.536 --> 00:17:52.370
Seriously? What is it with you
people and secrets?
406
00:17:52.906 --> 00:17:54.338
I'm not breaking another
promise.
407
00:17:54.374 --> 00:17:55.706
So you do know something?
408
00:17:55.742 --> 00:17:57.410
Going to run away again?
409
00:17:57.770 --> 00:17:58.910
Actually, I have
a better idea.
410
00:17:58.945 --> 00:18:03.848
♪♪♪
411
00:18:03.883 --> 00:18:04.515
Dudes.
412
00:18:04.551 --> 00:18:05.216
Yo.
413
00:18:05.251 --> 00:18:06.117
What up?
414
00:18:06.152 --> 00:18:09.754
♪♪♪
415
00:18:09.789 --> 00:18:11.889
NATE: Okay, you two are
going to talk.
416
00:18:11.925 --> 00:18:15.930
I'm going to go make a
sandwich. Did your mom get that
417
00:18:15.128 --> 00:18:16.194
spicy mustard I like?
418
00:18:16.229 --> 00:18:17.428
Two jars.
419
00:18:17.464 --> 00:18:18.896
She is a wonderful person.
420
00:18:18.932 --> 00:18:24.902
♪♪♪
421
00:18:24.938 --> 00:18:27.572
Okay, clearly you're mad. But I
have no idea why.
422
00:18:27.607 --> 00:18:30.741
(GASPS) Did you find your white
sweater? The one that I used
423
00:18:30.777 --> 00:18:33.144
to clean up that red nail polish
I spilled?
424
00:18:33.179 --> 00:18:34.378
What?
425
00:18:34.414 --> 00:18:37.748
Nope. Never mind. Didn't happen.
Ooh, was it the coconut cake?
426
00:18:37.784 --> 00:18:39.917
Why is there no love for the
coconut...
427
00:18:39.953 --> 00:18:40.952
It wasn't the cake!
428
00:18:40.987 --> 00:18:42.120
Then what was it?
429
00:18:42.155 --> 00:18:44.722
You threw my mom a surprise
party! She hates surprise
430
00:18:44.757 --> 00:18:45.623
parties!
431
00:18:45.658 --> 00:18:47.992
Really? But I thought
she had a good time.
432
00:18:48.270 --> 00:18:49.660
She did!
433
00:18:49.696 --> 00:18:52.763
And I'm confused.
434
00:18:52.799 --> 00:18:57.401
It's just every year my mom and
I do something together.
435
00:18:57.437 --> 00:19:01.572
Just the two of us. I guess I
got kind of jealous now that
436
00:19:01.608 --> 00:19:05.476
I have to share her with all
these other people.
437
00:19:05.512 --> 00:19:09.147
I had no idea! But I
totally get it. I'm sorry.
438
00:19:09.182 --> 00:19:10.810
Thanks.
439
00:19:10.116 --> 00:19:11.649
And I'm going to fix this.
440
00:19:11.684 --> 00:19:13.284
You don't have to. That's okay.
441
00:19:13.319 --> 00:19:15.419
I'm going to make it up to you.
442
00:19:15.455 --> 00:19:16.754
And now you're not listening.
443
00:19:16.789 --> 00:19:18.623
Exactly! Diamond's going
to make it right!
444
00:19:18.658 --> 00:19:22.493
♪♪♪
445
00:19:22.529 --> 00:19:24.328
Hey, Phoenix. What's up?
446
00:19:24.364 --> 00:19:25.263
Father.
447
00:19:25.298 --> 00:19:27.980
Just call me "Dad". We've been
over this.
448
00:19:27.133 --> 00:19:29.734
I want to show you something.
449
00:19:31.204 --> 00:19:32.970
Gotta say, not your best work.
450
00:19:33.600 --> 00:19:36.774
It's not a work, it's a message.
To you, from me.
451
00:19:36.809 --> 00:19:40.778
And the universe.
Tell Beth how you feel.
452
00:19:40.813 --> 00:19:46.817
Okay, look. I admit it. I like
Beth.
453
00:19:46.853 --> 00:19:48.520
Like, like like?
454
00:19:48.870 --> 00:19:50.988
Like, like like. But I'm not
going to do anything about it.
455
00:19:51.240 --> 00:19:52.623
But you see my
painting, right?
456
00:19:52.659 --> 00:19:55.726
Yes. But she's being really nice
letting us stay with her,
457
00:19:55.762 --> 00:19:59.297
and if we dated and it didn't
work, it'd be awkward.
458
00:19:59.332 --> 00:20:01.966
So for now, let's just keep this
between us, okay?
459
00:20:02.100 --> 00:20:04.669
But Father, remember the
universe is always listening.
460
00:20:04.704 --> 00:20:05.303
Phoenix.
461
00:20:05.338 --> 00:20:06.737
Got it. I won't tell anyone.
462
00:20:06.773 --> 00:20:15.913
♪♪♪
463
00:20:15.949 --> 00:20:17.815
So Diamond told you.
464
00:20:17.850 --> 00:20:20.718
Yup. Honey, I'm so sorry you
thought I forgot about our
465
00:20:20.753 --> 00:20:21.852
tradition.
466
00:20:21.888 --> 00:20:23.421
So you didn't forget?
467
00:20:23.456 --> 00:20:26.230
I mean sort of.
Temporarily.
468
00:20:26.590 --> 00:20:27.910
Which is forgetting.
469
00:20:27.126 --> 00:20:30.561
Don't ruin the moment. Point is,
we're doing it now.
470
00:20:30.597 --> 00:20:32.230
Triple chocolate fudge.
471
00:20:32.265 --> 00:20:35.466
Ten layer cake wasn't
enough for you?
472
00:20:35.635 --> 00:20:38.703
Look, no matter how much things
change around here,
473
00:20:38.738 --> 00:20:42.373
we'll always make time
for each other. Deal?
474
00:20:43.576 --> 00:20:44.842
Deal.
475
00:20:44.877 --> 00:20:54.885
♪♪♪
476
00:20:54.887 --> 00:21:01.292
♪♪♪
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