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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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You know what I despise most
about Willard's Mill?
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The blasted
superstitions.
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I'm "cursed"
because I'm the Sheriff?
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Rubbish!
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All this demon nonsense is
a load of...
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if you'll pardon my language...
succotash.
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Sweet corn, who's that?
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Whiskey.
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Obliged.
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Ahh.
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You strike me
as a most unfantastic
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and earthy individual.
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Might I entreat you
to converse a spell?
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And that is how
I became friends with a boat.
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Oh, it appears dawn's
first light approacheth.
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Whoa. Best not
to drink and ride.
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...but to witness
a human child being vomited
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out of a woman's pudendum,
now that, my friend,
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you can't tell me God
doesn't have a sense of humor.
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Where did you go?
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I believe the 3:10 to Yuma
is arriving early.
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Oh, dear.
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Is someone there?
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Hmm.
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Oh, dear.
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I say! Who's there?!
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Is someone vexing me?!
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Dammit, Kenny.
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Could you just...
just pick up the...
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Pick up the phone!
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One-night stand?
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Barret,
where do you get off
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changing
the police scanner codes?
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Okay, A,
you're checking up on me?
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And, B, I just used
the actual codes,
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not the ones
you made up, so...
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Mine were easier
to remember.
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1-1-1 was young kids
about to start trouble,
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2-2-2 were old people
bitchin' about shit,
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and 3-3-3 were dogs banging
in the ballpark.
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Kadow!
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Stan, I'm not in the mood.
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My ex is late
bringing back Grace,
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and I am
this close to losing it.
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Well, just slap a transponder
on his vehicle,
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you'll know
exactly where he is.
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Well, that would be
an abuse of power.
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So is blasting homeless people
with bug spray.
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Mommy! Mommy!
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There she is!
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Hey, baby doll!
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Come here.
Let me see you.
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Oh, I missed you.
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You can all relax.
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Kenny is here.
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Mom, you have to come out
and meet Daffodil!
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Ooh! Daffodil?
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Oh.
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You might want
to start stocking up
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on some of that
"World's Greatest Dad" merch.
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What are you
going to do?
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You're going to keep a pony
at your apartment in Boston?
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I believe you're the one
that lives in the country.
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You unbelievable jackass.
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You bought her a pony
without checking with me first?
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She said I was
the greatest dad ever.
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Oh!
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Right, I forgot.
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It's all about you!
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It's never about her,
it's always about you!
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Every time,
everything... you.
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Okay, honey, it's just, you
know, sometimes parents fight.
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And it doesn't mean
they don't love each other.
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You know, you two
are gonna get along great.
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- Terrific car, Camaro.
- Yeah.
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Used to call them
"Detroit Diamonds."
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Tamin' the pavement
with an eight-cylinder backhand?
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Oh, it's
the motorcycle of cars.
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You wanna grab a beer?
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Yeehaw!
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Out of my way!
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Her fault.
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All right. Well, I think we have
ourselves a... post.
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And yet, this remains,
which will haunt me forever.
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Okay. You got me.
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Denise!
Are you okay?
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Did you really think
a pony was just gonna
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gallop into this town
without me knowing?
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What did I miss?
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Well, uh...
he ate a magazine.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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This back yard is
way too big for a pony.
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We don't want him
to feel small.
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We should build
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a whole pony-sized town
to boost his self-confidence!
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Hey, little guy.
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You're gonna be
the mayor of Ponytown!
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I'm gonna get the tools.
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I got a bad feeling
about this.
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Can I tell you
something Stan?
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I'm here
to win Evie back.
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You sure you want
another bite of that apple?
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What can I say?
She makes me whole.
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Also, I gotta get back
on her insurance.
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Doctor says all my back teeth
are about to crumble.
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Just a matter of time,
he said.
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You got a game plan?
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I think I can do it.
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Hey, is there any cheap motels
around here?
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Oh, no, I won't hear of it.
Hell, why don't you
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just crash in my daughter's room
for a few days?
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What about your daughter?
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Oh, no, she never sleeps
in her own bed.
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She's always in that old
tire swing out by the tree.
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Woke up one morning, we found
a dead owl right on her belly.
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She didn't even notice it.
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Good kid, though.
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♪ Whistlin' along
on the Lonesome Trail ♪
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♪ Yippe ty-yo yippie-yi-ay ♪
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♪ Yippe ty-yo yippie-yi-ay ♪
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♪ Yippe ty-yo yippie-yi-ay ♪
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♪ Yippe ty-yo ♪
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♪ Yippie-yi-ay ♪
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Daffodil?
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Here, horsey, horse.
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Oh, Grace is gonna kill me.
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- Daffodil!
- Evening, ma'am.
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Jesus!
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My apologies.
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I did not mean
to spook you.
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Then I would recommend less
sneaking up on me.
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Can I help you,
here in my private yard?
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Well, I believe you can.
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Now, seems
you're minus a pony,
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and I barely missed one
with my truck about a mile back.
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Seemed I swerved
and ended up in a ditch,
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so I was wondering
if you'd call a tow truck?
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Oh, God. Absolutely.
I'm so sorry.
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Ponywise,
did you happen to see
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which direction
it was headed?
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Oh, you don't have to
go lookin' for him.
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Well, he'll come back
on his own.
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That's the pony code.
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The pony... code.
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Excuse me.
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Yeah.
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It's Leon.
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There's been a murder.
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What?
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And something tells me
the thread count of these sheets
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is 6-6-6.
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Okay. Be right there.
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I got to go.
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All right.
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I'm gonna call you that truck from the car.
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Calling the truck
from a car.
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Modern women.
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Doh!
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Well, now, Leon, this...
this isn't a murder.
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Look at those bite marks.
This is an animal attack.
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Maybe that's what the killer
wants you to think?
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Here, look at this.
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What am I looking at?
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That's my rendering
of the suspect.
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Why does he have
big, bushy sideburns?
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Why does any man, Evie?
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It's a sign of power.
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All right, listen...
We got to call the meat wagon
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and, uh... all of these got to go
back through the wash.
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You're watching
"Bowling for Parole,"
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where convicted felons
risk a double-or-nothing...
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Hey. Stan.
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I tried calling, but,
of course you didn't...
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Why is he here?
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Kenny? He's just crashing
out here for a few days.
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Great guy.
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Big mistake
lettin' that one go.
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Okay, you really need to stay
out of my personal life.
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What makes you think
this is all about you?
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Maybe I'm just fed up
with all the women in this dump.
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Kenny's a guy. I'm a guy.
We're guys.
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We went shopping
for cargo shorts yesterday.
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We were in and out
in 30 seconds.
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No tryin' 'em on,
no pricin' 'em.
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We just grabbed 'em, paid,
and got lost like men.
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Aah!
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Well, you mean like men
in matching... shorts.
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Do you love
the pockets?
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You know, Stan, I was going to
tell you about an animal attack,
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and like, ask you some questions
about a weird guy I met,
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but you know what?
I can see
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you've got your hands full,
so have fun.
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Ugh.
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Gutter ball!
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Oh, boy.
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Oh, Ponytown.
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Ah.
It's gonna be magnificent.
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So many ponies.
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Oh!
You found him.
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Oh, he came home
at 5:47 this morning.
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He came...
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How would you...?
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Never mind.
Nothing.
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Sugar Melons!
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Ah. Uhh...
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Sugar Melons!
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I have to
tell you something.
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I'm moving to Willard's Mill.
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I want to put the Barret band
back together.
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Did you forget
you're engaged?
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She's not the one.
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So she dumped you?
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I prefer to think
that I let her dump me,
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but it did come
as a big surprise.
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Well, Kenny...
this is never going to happen.
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I've never been afraid
of a challenge.
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Except when
there are stakes.
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Kenny, the toothpaste is
out of the tube, okay?
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And the reason the toothpaste is
out of the tube
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is because the toothpaste
had sex with our neighbor.
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Everybody
needs toothpaste.
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What are you...
That was not an invitation!
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- Ugh!
- So, what are you saying?
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The answer is no!
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No! What...
What is it?!
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And don't hang dog!
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I'm not!
This is how I walk now.
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Why don't you love me, Daphne?
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Denise, I've told you
1,000 times
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that the only chick flick
allowed in this house
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is "Terminator... 2."
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Exactly what
is going on here?
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Just having
a little "me" time.
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Things did not go so well
with Eve today, and I...
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I just...
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She rejected me again!
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Because you're gay?
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I'm not... not gay.
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You're crying,
aren't ya?
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You're right.
I'm a big baby!
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I'm a big, gay baby!
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Change my diaper!
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- Kenny.
- Huh?
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If these quarters
are too cramped for you,
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you're more than welcome
to go live in the yard.
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Well, have you happened
to hear anybody
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kind of talking about
maybe seeing something strange
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like a strange animal
in the woods or in their yard?
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Well, hello there.
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Hello... you.
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Whiskey straight up!
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And a Shirley Temple
for the little lady.
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Uh, no. This lady's not little,
and she's leaving.
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Yeah. You okay?
You seem on edge.
256
00:13:26,763 --> 00:13:28,963
I'm fine.
257
00:13:28,999 --> 00:13:30,331
Are you?
258
00:13:30,367 --> 00:13:33,101
You're having man trouble. I can tell.
259
00:13:33,137 --> 00:13:35,903
Right? Someone's come back
into your life.
260
00:13:35,939 --> 00:13:38,539
You have mixed feelings.
261
00:13:38,575 --> 00:13:40,441
My feelings are not mixed.
262
00:13:40,477 --> 00:13:45,913
Well, somewhere,
there's a lucky ol' cowpoke
263
00:13:45,949 --> 00:13:51,252
who's gonna be putting a ring
on that finger one day.
264
00:13:51,288 --> 00:13:53,821
I've actually had a ring
on that finger,
265
00:13:53,857 --> 00:13:56,290
and it was like
the Hindenburg met the Titanic,
266
00:13:56,326 --> 00:13:59,060
and they had a baby,
and that baby was Kanye West.
267
00:13:59,096 --> 00:14:00,428
Nice to see you, Rusty.
268
00:14:00,464 --> 00:14:03,164
I will see ya
around the barnyard.
269
00:14:07,905 --> 00:14:10,538
I mean, I only grow hair
under the one armpit,
270
00:14:10,574 --> 00:14:13,474
but that doesn't make me
a monster.
271
00:14:13,510 --> 00:14:15,143
I'm gonna grab another bottle
of Rosé.
272
00:14:15,179 --> 00:14:17,278
Kenster. Kenster.
Kenster.
273
00:14:17,314 --> 00:14:18,813
Now, listen.
274
00:14:18,849 --> 00:14:22,550
This whole thing has been
a real barrel of...
275
00:14:22,586 --> 00:14:25,119
I just don't think
it's working out.
276
00:14:25,155 --> 00:14:26,521
That's all.
277
00:14:26,557 --> 00:14:27,955
Come on, Stan.
We're bros.
278
00:14:27,991 --> 00:14:30,324
Yeah, look it...
There is a super-snazzy
279
00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:32,293
Red Roof Inn
just down the road.
280
00:14:32,329 --> 00:14:34,695
You said it burned down.
281
00:14:34,731 --> 00:14:36,366
Not all of it.
282
00:14:39,570 --> 00:14:43,538
I left the new issue of "Jugs"
in the crapper!
283
00:14:43,574 --> 00:14:47,742
There's a Q&A with Hal Needham
that'll blow your mind!
284
00:14:47,778 --> 00:14:49,877
Daffodil!
285
00:14:49,913 --> 00:14:51,179
Every night.
286
00:14:51,215 --> 00:14:53,080
Over here.
287
00:14:53,116 --> 00:14:54,615
God!
What do you want?
288
00:14:54,651 --> 00:14:57,084
Well, you seemed upset
when you left the bar,
289
00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:59,487
and I was afraid
I had offended you.
290
00:14:59,523 --> 00:15:03,191
So, I went out,
and I got these.
291
00:15:03,227 --> 00:15:04,158
Ohh.
292
00:15:04,194 --> 00:15:08,829
Okay, Evie,
here's my final offer.
293
00:15:08,865 --> 00:15:10,631
Who's this?
294
00:15:10,667 --> 00:15:12,934
- Is that him?
- What?
295
00:15:12,970 --> 00:15:14,969
I'm not "him," you're "him."
Who's this him?
296
00:15:15,005 --> 00:15:17,205
Neither one of you
is anyone,
297
00:15:17,241 --> 00:15:18,873
and you both need to leave
right now!
298
00:15:18,909 --> 00:15:22,009
Okay, if that's the way
you want it, I'm out of here...
299
00:15:22,045 --> 00:15:24,445
in a couple days.
300
00:15:24,481 --> 00:15:26,180
Meantime,
can I crash on your porch?
301
00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:27,415
No!
302
00:15:27,451 --> 00:15:30,051
Ugh!
303
00:15:30,087 --> 00:15:33,054
Ohh!
304
00:15:33,090 --> 00:15:34,288
Guh!
305
00:15:39,363 --> 00:15:41,796
Well, maybe I'll just sleep
behind your trash cans,
306
00:15:41,832 --> 00:15:43,164
and you won't even know!
307
00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:48,135
- Sweet ride.
- Oh!
308
00:15:48,171 --> 00:15:50,004
Detroit Diamond.
309
00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:52,073
Hells to the yeah.
310
00:15:52,109 --> 00:15:56,577
Hey, sorry about what happened
back there, man.
311
00:15:56,613 --> 00:15:59,146
Hey.
312
00:15:59,182 --> 00:16:02,283
Bros before... yeah.
313
00:16:02,319 --> 00:16:06,153
Yeah.
314
00:16:06,189 --> 00:16:10,925
What do you say I make it up
to you and buy you a beer?
315
00:16:10,961 --> 00:16:13,594
Can I have two?
316
00:16:13,630 --> 00:16:15,896
Yeah.
317
00:16:15,932 --> 00:16:18,733
That's the best offer
I've had all day.
318
00:16:20,437 --> 00:16:23,070
- Why don't you get in here?
- All right.
319
00:16:29,413 --> 00:16:31,912
'Sup?
320
00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:43,424
The only person allowed
to walk through that door
321
00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:46,327
without knocking is Fonzie,
and you damn-sure ain't Fonzie.
322
00:16:46,363 --> 00:16:47,628
Is Kenny still here?
323
00:16:47,664 --> 00:16:49,230
Nah, I had to
nip that one in the bud.
324
00:16:49,266 --> 00:16:50,683
You broke up
with him, too?
325
00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:53,000
Oh, we still text.
Oh, no.
326
00:16:53,036 --> 00:16:54,669
Why the hell
do you give two craps?
327
00:16:54,705 --> 00:16:56,037
Kenny's not... perfect.
328
00:16:56,073 --> 00:16:58,339
But, you know,
he is Grace's dad.
329
00:16:58,375 --> 00:17:00,608
And he just makes
some really stupid decisions
330
00:17:00,644 --> 00:17:02,109
when he's really upset.
331
00:17:02,145 --> 00:17:04,111
Oh.
332
00:17:04,147 --> 00:17:05,279
Yeah?
333
00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:07,448
We just got the results
back from the lab.
334
00:17:07,484 --> 00:17:09,216
Those bite marks?
335
00:17:09,252 --> 00:17:11,252
The lab says
the saliva comes from...
336
00:17:11,288 --> 00:17:14,789
are you ready for this...
a pony.
337
00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:17,858
Uh, are you saying
a pony committed these murders?
338
00:17:17,894 --> 00:17:20,161
No, I was thinking more of a man
with giant teeth
339
00:17:20,197 --> 00:17:24,065
who makes pony saliva,
but that... that might work.
340
00:17:24,101 --> 00:17:25,499
Wait a minute.
341
00:17:25,535 --> 00:17:27,268
What was your name again?
342
00:17:27,304 --> 00:17:29,070
Ponyman.
343
00:17:29,106 --> 00:17:32,206
Russel Horseguy Ponyman.
344
00:17:32,242 --> 00:17:33,708
Mm.
345
00:17:33,744 --> 00:17:35,176
Oh, God. Stan!
346
00:17:35,212 --> 00:17:36,510
Grab me a beer,
will ya?
347
00:17:36,546 --> 00:17:38,446
I think Kenny's
in trouble.
348
00:17:38,482 --> 00:17:40,514
Intrigued, old chum.
349
00:17:40,550 --> 00:17:42,883
I don't want
to have to do this.
350
00:17:44,388 --> 00:17:46,320
All right,
his car is at Old Country Road 4
351
00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:47,922
and Arrowhead.
What's there?
352
00:17:47,958 --> 00:17:50,758
How the hell do you know
where his car is?
353
00:17:50,794 --> 00:17:53,427
I may have put
a transponder on his car.
354
00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:56,630
Evelyn Barret,
welcome to the bigs, baby.
355
00:17:56,666 --> 00:17:58,999
Thank you. Can you... Can we...
Can we just...?
356
00:17:59,035 --> 00:18:01,001
I was gonna make
some kettle corn.
357
00:18:01,037 --> 00:18:04,171
- Stan?!
- Oh, for the love of Christ.
358
00:18:04,207 --> 00:18:06,173
- Thank you!
- Dear God!
359
00:18:06,209 --> 00:18:07,375
Ugh!
360
00:18:07,411 --> 00:18:09,810
Well, is...
is no one going to say goodbye?
361
00:18:19,189 --> 00:18:21,822
What happened?
362
00:18:21,858 --> 00:18:22,990
Where am I?
363
00:18:23,026 --> 00:18:25,480
End of the trail,
partner.
364
00:18:25,516 --> 00:18:27,094
Oh, hey, hoss.
365
00:18:27,130 --> 00:18:29,697
Did I blackout already?
366
00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:34,068
I admit,
I fell for Evie hard.
367
00:18:34,104 --> 00:18:36,470
Like a newborn colt
nuzzling its mama.
368
00:18:36,506 --> 00:18:41,208
But you keep
mucking everything up.
369
00:18:41,244 --> 00:18:42,543
All right.
370
00:18:42,579 --> 00:18:44,378
You win.
I'll admit it now.
371
00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:46,380
Untie me, and let's
go grab that beer.
372
00:18:46,416 --> 00:18:48,349
No can do.
373
00:18:48,385 --> 00:18:50,317
You're not gonna kill me,
are you?
374
00:18:50,353 --> 00:18:52,353
Me?
375
00:18:52,389 --> 00:18:54,622
No, no, I'm no killer.
376
00:18:54,658 --> 00:18:57,358
But the pony?
377
00:18:59,529 --> 00:19:01,598
The pony needs blood.
378
00:19:06,336 --> 00:19:08,035
Oh, God!
379
00:19:08,071 --> 00:19:09,504
Don't do that!
380
00:19:16,379 --> 00:19:19,747
Aah!!
381
00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:21,386
Oh, God!
382
00:19:21,422 --> 00:19:22,683
I don't like this!
383
00:19:22,719 --> 00:19:25,686
Aah!
384
00:19:25,722 --> 00:19:27,588
Disgusting!
385
00:19:27,624 --> 00:19:29,056
Ohh!
386
00:19:32,929 --> 00:19:35,162
Oh, no, no.
387
00:19:41,438 --> 00:19:43,537
Put your hooves
in the air!
388
00:19:43,573 --> 00:19:45,506
Shoot it!
389
00:19:45,542 --> 00:19:47,508
Kill it!
390
00:19:47,544 --> 00:19:49,310
Are we sure its evil?
391
00:19:49,346 --> 00:19:51,645
Kill it! Or untie me,
and I'll kill it!
392
00:19:51,681 --> 00:19:55,716
Oh, I'm not gonna kill it.
Look at her eyes.
393
00:19:55,752 --> 00:19:57,685
You see, all the love
in the world
394
00:19:57,721 --> 00:20:01,956
lives inside
of a pony's eyes.
395
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:04,658
Blow his head off!
396
00:20:04,694 --> 00:20:08,496
Hey, Kenny?
You know why I'm here?
397
00:20:08,532 --> 00:20:10,898
I changed my mind.
398
00:20:10,934 --> 00:20:13,534
I want to get the Barret band
back together.
399
00:20:14,504 --> 00:20:16,337
- Let's kill it.
- Happy trails.
400
00:20:26,917 --> 00:20:28,282
Ohh, Evie.
401
00:20:29,986 --> 00:20:35,689
I was supposed to kill you,
but I couldn't.
402
00:20:35,725 --> 00:20:37,691
Thank you...
403
00:20:37,727 --> 00:20:40,961
for the... carrots.
404
00:20:42,899 --> 00:20:45,199
Here you go.
405
00:20:48,772 --> 00:20:50,905
Did you really mean
what you said about us?
406
00:20:50,941 --> 00:20:54,308
Not even a little.
407
00:20:57,447 --> 00:21:00,147
He comes on with the cool
and the sweet car,
408
00:21:00,183 --> 00:21:01,849
but it's all an act.
409
00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:03,817
So needy.
410
00:21:03,853 --> 00:21:05,185
And the weeping.
411
00:21:05,221 --> 00:21:08,222
Oh, Christ, don't even get me
started on the weeping.
412
00:21:08,258 --> 00:21:12,092
Hey, guys!
I got him!
413
00:21:22,005 --> 00:21:25,539
It looks like you're
in the clear...
414
00:21:25,575 --> 00:21:27,010
this time!
415
00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:33,347
Fly straight, young man!
416
00:21:37,723 --> 00:21:42,723
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