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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:34,910 --> 00:00:38,830 This world is a tough place, my dear. 2 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:40,500 It changes color everyday. 3 00:00:40,700 --> 00:00:42,410 A wise man once said, 4 00:00:42,500 --> 00:00:48,000 "The best way to live your life is to blend in with the color of the world." 5 00:00:48,450 --> 00:00:50,290 And this world is run only by one color. 6 00:00:50,660 --> 00:00:51,700 The color of money! 7 00:00:51,870 --> 00:00:55,040 Where there's money, there's fame. Where there's money, there's respect. 8 00:00:55,330 --> 00:00:58,250 Where there's money, there's life. 9 00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:02,540 My ma always tells me, "Son, money isn't everything." 10 00:01:02,660 --> 00:01:06,540 And I just say, "Ma, money really is everything." 11 00:01:06,750 --> 00:01:10,950 Ask those who don't have it, and just look at those who do! 12 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:13,120 They have a unique swag! 13 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:15,080 For instance, just look at this fella. 14 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:18,040 Not easy on the eyes, and a face only a mother could love. 15 00:01:18,330 --> 00:01:19,580 But his pocket's full of money. 16 00:01:19,660 --> 00:01:21,540 So the world asks him,"how are you honey?" 17 00:02:23,290 --> 00:02:26,120 Make sure the building doesn't have any of these... 18 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:27,330 Mr. Sheikh! 19 00:02:31,250 --> 00:02:32,790 His building is next door. 20 00:02:57,910 --> 00:02:59,500 Salaam, Mr. Sheikh. 21 00:03:04,830 --> 00:03:06,410 All dandy? 22 00:03:08,330 --> 00:03:11,200 Yes, Billu. All set? 23 00:03:11,290 --> 00:03:13,620 Both set and fit. 24 00:03:14,290 --> 00:03:15,750 But right now... 25 00:03:16,410 --> 00:03:18,540 dad's sent a message for you. 26 00:03:18,870 --> 00:03:20,660 It's of a very serious nature. 27 00:03:24,540 --> 00:03:27,700 Billu, my dear. Can you even spell "serious"? 28 00:03:33,250 --> 00:03:34,370 So get on with it. 29 00:03:34,830 --> 00:03:36,040 He says... 30 00:03:36,830 --> 00:03:38,950 -"Where's my money?" -Money? 31 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:40,950 What money? 32 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:43,290 The money you took. 33 00:03:43,830 --> 00:03:45,950 Ever plan on returning it? 34 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:48,870 So, you've come for the money? 35 00:03:49,450 --> 00:03:50,410 Come here. 36 00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:54,330 Forward this message to your father with utmost respect. 37 00:03:54,620 --> 00:03:55,830 What message? 38 00:04:01,750 --> 00:04:03,120 For now, keep this. 39 00:04:03,580 --> 00:04:05,910 If he wants the rest, tell him to come get it himself. 40 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:10,040 And tell him, "Butt, your better days are yet to come!" 41 00:04:15,700 --> 00:04:18,000 I'll tell on you! 42 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:20,450 You don't know who I am! 43 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,080 -How do I look? -Very nice. 44 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:30,790 -You're also looking nice. -Thank you. 45 00:04:30,870 --> 00:04:32,330 It has started, right? 46 00:04:33,790 --> 00:04:34,830 Can you hear me? 47 00:04:35,500 --> 00:04:38,700 In the name of Allah, most gracious, most merciful. 48 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:42,750 So, Mr. Butt, what are your plans for the betterment of your constituency, 49 00:04:42,830 --> 00:04:44,410 and of women's rights in your area? 50 00:04:44,660 --> 00:04:45,660 Quote Allama Iqbal. 51 00:04:45,870 --> 00:04:46,700 Dream... 52 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:48,620 Mr. Butt, "Dream..." 53 00:04:48,830 --> 00:04:49,910 Dream! 54 00:04:50,330 --> 00:04:54,000 It's a wonderful thing to dream. Everyone has dreams. 55 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:55,540 I am sure you do too. 56 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:58,700 Allama Iqbal also had a dream. 57 00:04:58,790 --> 00:05:00,660 What? Billu got smacked! 58 00:05:00,750 --> 00:05:03,080 That Billu got smacked! 59 00:05:05,410 --> 00:05:07,290 No! That's not what you had to say! 60 00:05:07,370 --> 00:05:10,410 No! That's not what you had to say! 61 00:05:10,540 --> 00:05:12,790 Oh, for God's sake, please stop! 62 00:05:12,870 --> 00:05:15,080 Oh, for God's sake, please stop! 63 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:17,370 He got slapped for real, Mr. Butt. 64 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,700 He got slapped for real. 65 00:05:20,790 --> 00:05:23,750 What? Did he really get smacked? 66 00:05:24,250 --> 00:05:26,450 Excuse me! Could you please cut the shot? 67 00:05:26,540 --> 00:05:28,160 -I'll be right back. -Okay. 68 00:05:28,450 --> 00:05:29,700 Ashfaaq! 69 00:05:29,790 --> 00:05:31,580 Mr. Butt, I am right here! 70 00:05:31,660 --> 00:05:33,660 What happened? Who got slapped? 71 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:35,370 Billu got slapped. 72 00:05:35,450 --> 00:05:36,910 Billu got slapped? 73 00:05:37,330 --> 00:05:39,120 I hope nobody saw! 74 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,950 -I don't know about that. -Who the hell slapped him? 75 00:05:43,700 --> 00:05:45,950 -Sheikh! -Sheikh! That... 76 00:05:46,700 --> 00:05:49,410 -What happened? -Something about someone's mother. 77 00:05:50,410 --> 00:05:52,410 What are you staring at? Call Teefa! 78 00:05:52,540 --> 00:05:55,000 -Okay. -Hurry the hell up! Call him! 79 00:06:13,750 --> 00:06:14,950 Where are you? 80 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:16,870 Need you to get to the job right now! 81 00:06:16,950 --> 00:06:18,830 Billu just got smacked! 82 00:06:18,910 --> 00:06:22,330 Sheikh, that son of a gun! He slapped my son! 83 00:06:22,410 --> 00:06:24,870 He is even getting away with my money! Get him! 84 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:28,040 Chill out, Mr. Butt. I am on it. 85 00:06:38,620 --> 00:06:42,200 Sheikh, you son of a gun! You won't get away with this! 86 00:06:42,290 --> 00:06:43,830 Who are you talking to? 87 00:06:43,910 --> 00:06:45,330 Your aunt May! 88 00:07:13,250 --> 00:07:15,450 Salaam, Mr. Sheikh! 89 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,080 Teefa? 90 00:07:18,410 --> 00:07:19,830 Where are you headed? 91 00:07:20,870 --> 00:07:21,750 Keep moving. 92 00:07:25,160 --> 00:07:28,790 Mr. Sheikh, let's just get out of here. 93 00:07:33,080 --> 00:07:34,290 Where are you going? 94 00:07:35,620 --> 00:07:38,700 This here, is one expensive kulfi I've got for you. 95 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:41,120 With some cream in it. Want some? 96 00:07:41,410 --> 00:07:43,750 I am so done with Butt. 97 00:07:44,330 --> 00:07:49,410 Look, I am telling you, don't get involved. 98 00:07:49,620 --> 00:07:50,700 You're smart, aren't you? 99 00:07:50,910 --> 00:07:53,540 Mr. Sheikh, I am also telling you-- 100 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:03,700 Don't worry, Mr. Sheikh. Go ahead, I'll take care of this punk. 101 00:08:10,410 --> 00:08:12,660 Looks like no one really believes in talking anymore! 102 00:08:12,750 --> 00:08:14,950 I mean, don't you have some manners or etiquette? 103 00:08:15,040 --> 00:08:16,750 Didn't your mama teach you anything, you punks? 104 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:20,410 You know what they say. "Spare the rod, spoil the child." 105 00:08:20,580 --> 00:08:21,450 Finish him! 106 00:08:23,700 --> 00:08:26,040 Now, if you all had stayed in school you wouldn't be up to this! 107 00:08:26,450 --> 00:08:28,580 The teacher must now resort to the rod. 108 00:08:33,330 --> 00:08:34,870 So, shall we begin? 109 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:49,750 Where's the key? Put the key in! 110 00:08:59,750 --> 00:09:02,160 He's down, Mr. Sheikh! 111 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:04,750 -Put the key in, you idiot! -Yes. 112 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:56,660 He's mopping the floor with them! 113 00:09:57,040 --> 00:09:57,910 There goes my money! 114 00:09:58,000 --> 00:09:59,790 Mr. Sheikh, the car won't start! 115 00:10:12,250 --> 00:10:13,830 Hurry up! 116 00:10:36,790 --> 00:10:40,660 Thank God! Hurry up, you idiot! Faster! 117 00:10:46,750 --> 00:10:50,750 He won't leave us alone! Stubborn lad! 118 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:53,660 Turn, hurry up! 119 00:11:07,620 --> 00:11:09,120 Drive faster! 120 00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:21,330 Move! 121 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:50,540 Watch out! You'll wreck the car! 122 00:11:56,620 --> 00:11:59,000 Don't you dare move, you scoundrel! 123 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:00,700 Easy on the hand, ma'am! 124 00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:03,700 Where did she come from? 125 00:12:04,370 --> 00:12:08,700 Damn you, woman! My money's on the line! 126 00:12:08,790 --> 00:12:10,580 Get out of the way! 127 00:12:10,660 --> 00:12:11,950 Get out of the way! 128 00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:14,410 Get away! Are you crazy? 129 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:33,370 That curry smells nice. 130 00:12:33,660 --> 00:12:36,950 Could you save a little for me? I'll be back before you know it. 131 00:12:52,540 --> 00:12:53,370 Go, go! 132 00:12:53,450 --> 00:12:56,200 Mr. Sheikh, you really should have had that kulfi. 133 00:13:11,410 --> 00:13:13,700 Don't grab me by the collar! 134 00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:16,700 Mr. Sheikh! 135 00:13:16,790 --> 00:13:19,160 I swear to god, you can take my life... 136 00:13:19,910 --> 00:13:21,290 but I won't give you the money! 137 00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:24,870 Mr. Sheikh, I don't want your life. I want the money! 138 00:13:25,290 --> 00:13:26,910 But if you insist, I'll go for your life. 139 00:13:29,830 --> 00:13:31,580 Teefa, my dear... 140 00:13:34,830 --> 00:13:36,290 How about we play a game? 141 00:13:37,830 --> 00:13:38,750 Six bullets, right? 142 00:13:39,790 --> 00:13:40,950 Well... 143 00:13:41,750 --> 00:13:42,790 now, we got five. 144 00:13:43,410 --> 00:13:45,660 If it doesn't fire, the money's all yours. 145 00:13:45,750 --> 00:13:46,870 But if it does, 146 00:13:47,370 --> 00:13:48,750 I guess we know who'll be keeping the money. 147 00:13:48,830 --> 00:13:50,370 Teefa, my son. My dearest! 148 00:13:50,450 --> 00:13:54,450 Please don't fire. No, no! Son, please don't fire! 149 00:13:54,540 --> 00:13:56,250 No! No! 150 00:14:01,830 --> 00:14:03,000 Mr. Sheikh! 151 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:08,580 Teefa, my son, I knew you wouldn't fire at me. 152 00:14:08,910 --> 00:14:11,750 Mr. Sheikh, if only one was as lucky as you. 153 00:14:12,410 --> 00:14:15,290 But only if they could be as despicable as I am. 154 00:14:24,290 --> 00:14:25,500 If I may? 155 00:14:25,910 --> 00:14:27,160 You sure? 156 00:14:27,540 --> 00:14:29,160 Why, thank you! 157 00:14:30,450 --> 00:14:35,410 Teefa, don't you dare forget this day! 158 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:38,080 Oh, I almost forgot! 159 00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:41,330 Mr. Butt had sent a message for you. 160 00:14:42,660 --> 00:14:45,750 He said... 161 00:15:08,290 --> 00:15:11,700 Teefa, my darling, you're going to remember this. 162 00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:20,120 -Wow, Mr. Butt. -Here you go. 163 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:23,040 This is for you, fresh from the mountain! 164 00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:24,870 Exactly 20. Count them. 165 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:27,000 What's the point? 166 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:30,540 If you're saying they're 20, I am sure they'd be 20. 167 00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:34,870 You should know, I never trust anybody. 168 00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:39,870 But if I do, I trust blindly. 169 00:15:40,410 --> 00:15:41,290 But... 170 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,080 don't you ever break it. 171 00:15:44,370 --> 00:15:45,790 No, Mr.Butt, we're your children. 172 00:15:45,870 --> 00:15:48,700 -Here's your dessert. -Wow! 173 00:15:49,410 --> 00:15:50,410 Wonderful. 174 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:54,660 Mr. Butt, just don't forget your promise. 175 00:15:54,950 --> 00:15:55,910 What promise? 176 00:15:56,290 --> 00:15:59,540 You forgot? My restaurant! 177 00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:04,750 What are you saying! How can I forget? 178 00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:08,000 "Teefa's Tikkas!" 179 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:10,620 "The best in the world!" 180 00:16:10,700 --> 00:16:12,790 Done, my son! 181 00:16:12,870 --> 00:16:15,120 I've been fixing things for you since you were a kid. 182 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:16,700 How can I possibly forget this? 183 00:16:16,790 --> 00:16:18,370 Alright, Mr. Butt. May I take your leave? 184 00:16:18,450 --> 00:16:19,330 Sure. 185 00:16:19,620 --> 00:16:22,660 -Say hi to your mother on my behalf. -Absolutely! 186 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:27,290 They say, "sweet's good for you." 187 00:16:27,830 --> 00:16:31,290 I'd say take a couple more for the road! 188 00:16:57,790 --> 00:17:00,200 Why is it always me who has to wait for you? 189 00:17:00,290 --> 00:17:02,830 And why do we always eat here? 190 00:17:02,910 --> 00:17:05,950 When you know, why do you ask? 191 00:17:09,290 --> 00:17:13,250 -Anya, please act normal today. -Keep watching, I'll be really cool. 192 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:19,660 We'll see how "cool" you are. 193 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,830 -Anya! -Is he coming here? 194 00:17:22,910 --> 00:17:24,830 Yeah, he is and he looks hot as hell! 195 00:18:35,290 --> 00:18:36,870 What did I do, Sara? 196 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:40,540 -No, go ahead. Act cooler please. -What is he gonna think of me? 197 00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:43,000 I am the biggest idiot in this world! 198 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:44,040 You sure are. 199 00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:13,080 Looks like someone's hitting on someone. 200 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,870 Tell him to get in line. 201 00:19:14,950 --> 00:19:16,910 We ain't here for nothing! 202 00:19:18,540 --> 00:19:20,250 Damn those eyes! 203 00:19:22,330 --> 00:19:24,660 Why don't you look here again? 204 00:19:27,370 --> 00:19:28,790 Does baby want a look-see? 205 00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:41,000 Dad, I swear. I just tried to talk to him. 206 00:19:41,290 --> 00:19:44,660 I'm gonna kill you! Just try and come at me again! 207 00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:46,790 Don't you trust me? 208 00:19:47,330 --> 00:19:49,080 I didn't even touch him! 209 00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:51,620 Sister, can you please just give me a chance to talk! 210 00:19:52,700 --> 00:19:54,040 That guy's in the hospital. 211 00:19:54,790 --> 00:19:57,450 And the restaurant's lodging a case against you. 212 00:19:57,910 --> 00:19:59,950 Against me? Me! 213 00:20:00,250 --> 00:20:01,910 Dad, a case should be lodged against that guy! 214 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,250 He has no manners! 215 00:20:04,410 --> 00:20:05,250 Wow! 216 00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:08,040 So, you've had a sudden epiphany about "manners"? 217 00:20:09,290 --> 00:20:10,870 Great! This is all I needed right now! 218 00:20:10,950 --> 00:20:12,910 Behave! She's your mom! 219 00:20:14,290 --> 00:20:15,370 Anya! 220 00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:19,580 It wouldn't have come to this if she had any manners. 221 00:20:20,290 --> 00:20:22,580 Anyway, Commissioner Joe is handling the case. 222 00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:24,290 We'll find out everything. 223 00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:26,410 Here, talk to him. 224 00:20:54,290 --> 00:20:56,200 Teefa! You're here? 225 00:20:56,290 --> 00:20:58,540 -Why don't you say something? -Ma, how are you? 226 00:20:58,620 --> 00:21:00,000 Teefa, look! 227 00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:01,830 I've cooked some delicious vegetable curry for you! 228 00:21:01,910 --> 00:21:03,870 -Almost ready! -Ma, did you forget? 229 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,250 It's Friday! 230 00:21:05,330 --> 00:21:07,200 Today, I get to be your cook, 231 00:21:07,290 --> 00:21:09,750 and you just relax and watch some TV. 232 00:21:09,830 --> 00:21:14,080 But the TV hasn't been working since that last power cut! 233 00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:16,000 Really? Why don't you check? It might be working now. 234 00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:17,580 I checked this morning! 235 00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:19,870 Well, why don't you check again for me tonight? 236 00:21:19,950 --> 00:21:22,290 Alright, if you say so. 237 00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:28,000 Oh! Teefa, what's this? 238 00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:31,790 LED TV! The big screen! 239 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:34,250 -So pretty! -Check this out! 240 00:21:34,330 --> 00:21:36,410 Come, sit! I'll show you! 241 00:21:36,910 --> 00:21:38,040 Sit down. 242 00:21:38,830 --> 00:21:41,370 I'll show you. Check this out. 243 00:21:41,580 --> 00:21:44,580 You can watch all your favorite programs whenever you want! 244 00:21:44,660 --> 00:21:46,040 -Lovely! -What do you want to watch? 245 00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:48,950 Films? Dramas? Cooking shows? Whatever you want! 246 00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:50,200 Tell me. 247 00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:51,660 Are you enjoying it? 248 00:21:53,910 --> 00:21:55,370 Yes, I am. 249 00:21:56,330 --> 00:22:00,000 But tell me something, where did this come from? 250 00:22:03,660 --> 00:22:05,580 Ma, I've told you so many times. 251 00:22:05,660 --> 00:22:08,000 Don't bother with the details, just enjoy. 252 00:22:09,540 --> 00:22:13,750 Son, even if you do the right thing by wrong means, 253 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,040 it'll always be wrong. 254 00:22:16,540 --> 00:22:18,830 Ma, why do you get so serious all the time? Let it be! 255 00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:21,040 Just taste this curry for me. Does it taste good? 256 00:22:22,250 --> 00:22:25,410 Listen to your me. Let go of what you're doing. 257 00:22:26,250 --> 00:22:28,950 Darkness cannot drive out darkness. 258 00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:32,000 Yes, Ma. You're right! 259 00:22:32,370 --> 00:22:34,250 Darkness cannot drive out the darkness. 260 00:22:34,660 --> 00:22:36,410 But a UPS can, right? 261 00:22:36,580 --> 00:22:40,410 And a UPS comes from money. And if we'd bought one, 262 00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:42,910 we wouldn't be playing "Dark Room" every night. 263 00:22:43,370 --> 00:22:44,450 Look, Ma. 264 00:22:44,870 --> 00:22:48,120 I try to explain certain things to you, but you don't get it. 265 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,330 You know what that is? 266 00:22:51,290 --> 00:22:52,790 These "things" bring you peace, 267 00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:56,370 and these "things" come with money, okay? 268 00:22:57,910 --> 00:22:59,410 Listen to me. 269 00:22:59,870 --> 00:23:03,450 I want to see you at peace, why don't you understand? 270 00:23:05,290 --> 00:23:08,660 Money can't buy you peace, my son. Only love can. 271 00:23:08,750 --> 00:23:10,370 This is something you'll only find in books, Ma. 272 00:23:10,450 --> 00:23:11,950 I've explained you a thousand times. 273 00:23:12,750 --> 00:23:14,500 You just ruin the mood! 274 00:23:18,950 --> 00:23:20,790 Let me taste that curry. 275 00:23:24,830 --> 00:23:27,040 Here, try to enjoy your life. 276 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:34,410 Looks like you have an excellent teacher. Who is it? 277 00:23:36,750 --> 00:23:38,540 There's this hot auntie, goes by the name Surraiyya. 278 00:23:38,620 --> 00:23:40,040 Oh God! 279 00:23:40,750 --> 00:23:41,790 Stop it! 280 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,830 It's you, Ma. You mean the world to me. 281 00:23:47,250 --> 00:23:49,040 Whatever I do, it's just for you. 282 00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:56,830 Yeah, Sara. And this time, it's pretty serious. 283 00:23:56,950 --> 00:23:59,000 Dad was so pissed, he said... 284 00:23:59,290 --> 00:24:01,830 Anya is getting out of control! 285 00:24:02,580 --> 00:24:05,250 Well, she already is. 286 00:24:05,370 --> 00:24:06,540 Then? 287 00:24:06,660 --> 00:24:08,330 Then what? That Sophie! 288 00:24:08,910 --> 00:24:11,330 She was at the same joint again, running behind that "Andy" fella! 289 00:24:11,620 --> 00:24:14,040 I've been telling you to get her married. 290 00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:16,290 If things get out of hands, you'll regret it! 291 00:24:18,450 --> 00:24:20,660 Are you sure he's the right guy for Anya? 292 00:24:20,830 --> 00:24:24,000 Bilal? But he's a baldy! 293 00:24:24,250 --> 00:24:26,330 How can you even compare Andy and his deep blue eyes 294 00:24:26,410 --> 00:24:28,330 with that egghead! 295 00:24:28,700 --> 00:24:31,370 Just think about your business prospects with Bajwa. 296 00:24:31,450 --> 00:24:32,750 I can't even imagine. 297 00:24:34,870 --> 00:24:40,200 But one thing's for sure. I'd rather die than get married! 298 00:24:40,290 --> 00:24:42,790 Listen, I have an idea. 299 00:24:45,750 --> 00:24:46,950 Sounds like a good idea. 300 00:24:47,620 --> 00:24:49,250 But how are we going to do this? 301 00:24:49,580 --> 00:24:51,410 Engagement, then straight to the wedding ceremony. 302 00:24:51,620 --> 00:24:52,500 When? 303 00:24:53,410 --> 00:24:57,080 Imagine! You, Andy, his guitar and the lake. 304 00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:04,580 Anya will get married and just leave? 305 00:25:08,700 --> 00:25:12,410 Listen, what about Butt? 306 00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:17,160 He's my oldest friend and has hopes for his son. 307 00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:22,200 Don't you think that it's time to clear things out? 308 00:25:22,870 --> 00:25:24,950 You're talking to him on Skype tomorrow, right? 309 00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:26,450 Then talk about this. 310 00:25:26,790 --> 00:25:28,620 If not now, then when? 311 00:25:30,330 --> 00:25:31,540 Yes. 312 00:25:35,370 --> 00:25:36,660 I'll talk to him. 313 00:25:39,500 --> 00:25:42,040 Khalida, why isn't this working? 314 00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:43,540 Are the pipes blocked or something? 315 00:25:43,620 --> 00:25:45,500 In the name of God! 316 00:25:45,700 --> 00:25:49,910 Damn! Is that how big my face is! 317 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,410 Well, then you have to give it to me 318 00:25:51,500 --> 00:25:54,040 for being so patient with such a big face! 319 00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:55,410 Alright! 320 00:25:55,910 --> 00:25:59,750 You're wearing a suit? You think it's your father's reception? 321 00:25:59,830 --> 00:26:02,290 Daddy, we're here for a marriage proposal, not a hockey match. 322 00:26:02,370 --> 00:26:04,790 Oh my dearest, cutest son! 323 00:26:04,870 --> 00:26:08,370 Oh, Basheera! Hello! 324 00:26:08,450 --> 00:26:10,660 It's Bonzo. Bonzo, please. 325 00:26:10,750 --> 00:26:13,410 But for me, you're Basheera, aren't you? 326 00:26:13,750 --> 00:26:16,830 Look man, just look at how time's gone by. 327 00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:19,500 That's what I'm telling you, Butt. 328 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:23,000 We should also be investing in new technology for our business! 329 00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:25,000 Let go of the business for now! 330 00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:29,450 I wanted to talk to you, about an important family matter. 331 00:26:29,660 --> 00:26:31,910 Yeah, I think it's time. 332 00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:33,750 You go first. 333 00:26:34,290 --> 00:26:40,250 Look, Anya's all grown up, and so is my son, Billu. 334 00:26:42,620 --> 00:26:44,040 Get lost. 335 00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:49,200 So, as I was saying, it's time that the kids got married. 336 00:26:49,290 --> 00:26:50,120 Right. 337 00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:54,000 You're right! I was also going to say that-- 338 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:57,790 See? He got it and I didn't even have to say anything. 339 00:26:57,870 --> 00:27:00,540 That's how we've always been! Telepathic, I tell you! 340 00:27:00,620 --> 00:27:02,330 Okay, tell me. What have you thought? 341 00:27:07,250 --> 00:27:09,750 Butt, I've thought of getting Anya married. 342 00:27:10,830 --> 00:27:12,750 That calls for a celebration! 343 00:27:12,830 --> 00:27:15,370 Here, have these sweets! Open your mouth! 344 00:27:16,620 --> 00:27:18,160 But, there's a problem. 345 00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:22,910 You had told me to share my problems with you, remember? 346 00:27:24,620 --> 00:27:26,830 Yes, but what's the problem? 347 00:27:27,870 --> 00:27:30,120 The company's shares are selling off, 348 00:27:30,250 --> 00:27:32,330 and I'm losing ownership of the business. 349 00:27:32,580 --> 00:27:34,830 You remember Bajwa? 350 00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:36,620 Yeah, the guy with the crooked nose? 351 00:27:36,700 --> 00:27:37,830 Yeah, him. 352 00:27:38,370 --> 00:27:43,160 He said that he'll buy the shares and help me retain my post and... 353 00:27:44,290 --> 00:27:47,620 And? Get to the point, Basheera. 354 00:27:48,330 --> 00:27:50,080 And... 355 00:27:54,750 --> 00:27:57,580 Bajwa asked for my daughter's hand in marriage with his son Bilaal. 356 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:04,750 Oh! So, you're trying to ask me how to say no to them, right? 357 00:28:04,830 --> 00:28:05,830 Right. 358 00:28:05,910 --> 00:28:09,870 No, we had to say yes. 359 00:28:09,950 --> 00:28:12,870 What do you mean, "you had to say yes"? 360 00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:15,870 I mean, Anya's is tying the knot! 361 00:28:16,500 --> 00:28:20,950 What? Anya's tying the knot? 362 00:28:25,790 --> 00:28:29,830 Let alone that you could've asked me, 363 00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:31,620 you didn't even tell me! 364 00:28:33,250 --> 00:28:35,290 I was about to tell you, mate! 365 00:28:35,370 --> 00:28:37,250 I am not your mate! 366 00:28:37,620 --> 00:28:40,540 "About to tell you!" But did you? 367 00:28:40,620 --> 00:28:42,080 Did you even ask? 368 00:28:42,330 --> 00:28:46,250 Basheera, all my life... 369 00:28:46,330 --> 00:28:48,120 I've done exactly what you asked me to. 370 00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:51,290 And you are off to wed your daughter, 371 00:28:51,370 --> 00:28:53,080 without even asking me? 372 00:28:53,250 --> 00:28:54,950 You didn't care to inform! Right? 373 00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:56,040 Right. 374 00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:57,700 Butt, why are you being so emotional? 375 00:28:57,790 --> 00:29:00,830 At least I have emotions to be emotional! 376 00:29:00,910 --> 00:29:03,700 I am not cold-hearted like you! 377 00:29:03,790 --> 00:29:06,950 Butt, can you just relax and listen to me? 378 00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:09,160 I am not going to listen to you anymore! 379 00:29:09,250 --> 00:29:12,080 All talks end right here, you horse-faced idiot! 380 00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:14,450 Butt, please try to understand the situation. 381 00:29:14,540 --> 00:29:17,290 I am not a man of "situations"! 382 00:29:17,580 --> 00:29:19,500 I am a man of heart! 383 00:29:19,580 --> 00:29:21,250 Did I have the time to understand the situation 384 00:29:21,330 --> 00:29:23,950 when I starved my own children 385 00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:26,500 so that I could save money to send you abroad? 386 00:29:26,910 --> 00:29:29,200 Did I try understanding the situation 387 00:29:29,290 --> 00:29:33,370 when Shauki's goons came to beat you up 388 00:29:33,750 --> 00:29:36,830 and I stood tall to protect you? 389 00:29:36,910 --> 00:29:41,000 How I took blows from their fists and hockey sticks! 390 00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:43,080 Did I try understanding the situation then? 391 00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:44,040 Butt! 392 00:29:47,620 --> 00:29:49,450 In fact, I now understand, 393 00:29:49,540 --> 00:29:52,200 that our friendship was never a sacred bond for you! 394 00:29:52,410 --> 00:29:54,000 It was just business! 395 00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:57,200 Butt, now you're crossing your limits. 396 00:29:57,290 --> 00:30:00,080 Oh, you have no idea of what my limits are! 397 00:30:02,370 --> 00:30:05,120 Now I dare you to get Anya married! 398 00:30:05,330 --> 00:30:08,200 I'll see how you go through with it! 399 00:30:08,830 --> 00:30:09,950 What? 400 00:30:11,370 --> 00:30:12,450 What did you say? 401 00:30:13,450 --> 00:30:15,790 You're challenging me to get Anya married? 402 00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:17,540 Yes! 403 00:30:30,660 --> 00:30:32,040 You damned son of a gun! 404 00:30:32,290 --> 00:30:34,080 You think you can stop me? 405 00:30:34,370 --> 00:30:35,750 You think you've made me? 406 00:30:35,870 --> 00:30:37,450 Who the hell do you think you are! 407 00:30:37,580 --> 00:30:39,620 I am the one who made you! 408 00:30:39,790 --> 00:30:42,040 You used to sell freaking yoghurt dumplings on Multan Street! 409 00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:43,410 Have you ever seen your son? 410 00:30:43,500 --> 00:30:45,040 His face is bigger than entire my house! 411 00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:46,830 You think I'll let Anya marry him? 412 00:30:46,910 --> 00:30:49,790 I'll punch you right across the screen all the way to hell! 413 00:30:49,870 --> 00:30:53,870 I'll... I'll not spare you! 414 00:30:54,830 --> 00:30:57,870 I'll kick you in your damn face! You don't know who I am! 415 00:30:57,950 --> 00:30:59,660 -Screw you! -I'll punch you hard! 416 00:30:59,870 --> 00:31:01,250 Go to hell! 417 00:31:01,330 --> 00:31:03,790 Butt, do whatever the hell you think you can! 418 00:31:03,870 --> 00:31:05,830 Is that a challenge? 419 00:31:05,910 --> 00:31:07,290 Well, I guess it is! 420 00:31:07,370 --> 00:31:08,950 Then let's shake on it! 421 00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:10,410 There you go! 422 00:31:12,450 --> 00:31:14,950 Shut this damn thing! 423 00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:31,000 Okay. 424 00:31:41,620 --> 00:31:44,000 Daddy, I've never asked you guys for anything! 425 00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:47,500 And the one time I did, you couldn't get it for me? 426 00:31:47,830 --> 00:31:50,620 People are already making fun of me out there! 427 00:31:51,250 --> 00:31:52,330 I had warned you! 428 00:31:52,410 --> 00:31:54,750 Your friend is nothing but a greedy bastard! 429 00:31:54,830 --> 00:31:59,160 Shut up! All you do is blabber! 430 00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:00,290 That's it! 431 00:32:01,410 --> 00:32:04,660 No one cares about me! I am going to shoot myself! 432 00:32:04,750 --> 00:32:06,790 No, my son, don't! 433 00:32:06,870 --> 00:32:09,330 Put the gun down. It does work sometimes, you know. 434 00:32:09,410 --> 00:32:11,830 Oh God, my son is going to die! 435 00:32:11,910 --> 00:32:17,250 -No, my son. Please don't do it. -Get back, Mommy! 436 00:32:17,540 --> 00:32:21,250 Either you all get me married to my Anya or else I'll shoot myself! 437 00:32:21,330 --> 00:32:24,660 You son of a gun! What do you want me to do? 438 00:32:24,750 --> 00:32:27,290 -Should I just go and nab her? -Yes! 439 00:32:27,700 --> 00:32:30,040 What! Have you lost it? 440 00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:32,000 He's absolutely right! 441 00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:33,000 You nab people all the time, 442 00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:34,660 why can't you nab your daughter-in-law? 443 00:32:34,750 --> 00:32:37,540 Both of you have gone mad, and you'll drag me to the crazy town too! 444 00:32:37,620 --> 00:32:39,540 Why? Didn't you kidnap me as well? 445 00:32:40,950 --> 00:32:42,870 What do you want? 446 00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:46,000 That I should go and kidnap her myself? 447 00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:47,660 When did I ask you to go? 448 00:32:47,750 --> 00:32:49,790 Then who will go get her? 449 00:32:51,870 --> 00:32:54,450 There you go, your pet's here. 450 00:33:01,750 --> 00:33:03,080 Right? 451 00:33:04,580 --> 00:33:06,120 -Right? -Right! 452 00:33:07,370 --> 00:33:08,200 What? 453 00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:15,290 No, Mr. Butt. I can't do this and you know it. 454 00:33:16,410 --> 00:33:18,790 Dad, I can't get married and you know it. 455 00:33:18,870 --> 00:33:22,660 Why not? This isn't the first time you're nabbing someone. 456 00:33:22,750 --> 00:33:24,500 You just nabbed the sweetmeat, right? 457 00:33:24,580 --> 00:33:25,660 Right. 458 00:33:26,540 --> 00:33:28,160 Mr. Butt... 459 00:33:28,750 --> 00:33:31,950 there's a difference between a girl and a sweetmeat. 460 00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:34,950 I've never nabbed a girl, neither do I intend on it. 461 00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:37,500 We're not kidnapping her. We're just bringing her home. 462 00:33:37,580 --> 00:33:38,700 -Right? -Right. 463 00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:42,290 Your mother and I believe that you won't find a better guy than him. 464 00:33:42,370 --> 00:33:44,910 Oh, dear boy, she's our daughter. 465 00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:48,910 What! 466 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,700 My boy, just worry about the money. 467 00:33:51,790 --> 00:33:53,040 I give you five lakh rupees. 468 00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:56,830 You will get all your wishes fulfilled in one go! 469 00:33:57,910 --> 00:33:59,000 Think about it. 470 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,450 That means money's everything for you, right? 471 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,450 You are my daughter. 472 00:34:05,660 --> 00:34:08,120 I know what's good, and what's bad for you. 473 00:34:08,540 --> 00:34:09,750 And I've already said yes. 474 00:34:09,950 --> 00:34:12,200 Now, it's a matter of our family's reputation. 475 00:34:12,370 --> 00:34:16,330 Teefa, our munchkin's reputation is on the line! 476 00:34:16,830 --> 00:34:20,620 -Right. -Mr. Butt, five lakh... 477 00:34:22,500 --> 00:34:25,870 Five lakh rupees is a bit less for this job. 478 00:34:25,950 --> 00:34:27,040 I'd have to think about it. 479 00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:29,540 Teefa, we don't have time to think. 480 00:34:29,620 --> 00:34:31,870 Alright, take ten lakhs and let's get it done with. 481 00:34:38,370 --> 00:34:42,580 How foolish of me, that I couldn't see what you're trying to do for me. 482 00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:44,870 But I see it now, Dad. 483 00:34:52,950 --> 00:34:57,910 My boy, you always know your ways around our hearts! 484 00:34:58,120 --> 00:34:59,620 Call Tony right now. 485 00:34:59,750 --> 00:35:01,910 Confirm the six o'clock flight for the day after tomorrow. 486 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:05,870 My boy's flying off to Europe! 487 00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:32,160 Why don't you believe me, you bloody idiot! 488 00:35:41,910 --> 00:35:44,120 You know, desperate times, call for desperate measures. 489 00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:45,580 What! 490 00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:47,500 You can speak Urdu? 491 00:35:47,750 --> 00:35:49,250 You're from Pakistan? 492 00:35:49,620 --> 00:35:51,700 Okay, I am sort of stuck in the middle of something. 493 00:35:51,790 --> 00:35:54,120 I'll call you back once I am free, you moron! 494 00:36:02,410 --> 00:36:03,660 Oh, my God! 495 00:36:23,700 --> 00:36:26,040 Do you speak French? Or, do you speak Polish? 496 00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:27,080 Can you speak Urdu? 497 00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:28,040 Oh, so you don't talk much. 498 00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:29,620 Good! You won't yap all the time after we get married. 499 00:36:36,580 --> 00:36:38,160 Hot as in, piping hot. 500 00:36:38,250 --> 00:36:40,580 Some piping hot Tony and the realization 501 00:36:40,660 --> 00:36:43,000 that you left Pakistan, but you are still rocking that pervert. 502 00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:47,290 How's my brother doing? 503 00:36:47,370 --> 00:36:49,950 -I was good until you arrived. -Well, I had to. 504 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,370 Man, I am really hungry. 505 00:36:54,450 --> 00:36:55,750 They only served dates on the flight. 506 00:36:55,830 --> 00:36:58,950 Come, I'll treat you to some refreshingly plain Polish air. 507 00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:00,500 Okay, let's go. 508 00:37:00,580 --> 00:37:01,790 Do you get to drink here? 509 00:37:01,870 --> 00:37:04,870 Of course! But you got to buy the drink first. 510 00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:26,660 One second. All that's fine, but Billu Butt... 511 00:37:26,790 --> 00:37:27,950 wants to marry Anya? 512 00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:29,120 Yes. 513 00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:34,950 Wait, riddle me this. 514 00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:40,040 What do you think will first enter the room on his wedding night? 515 00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:43,040 Billu or his belly? 516 00:37:45,500 --> 00:37:47,330 Billu's belly! 517 00:37:50,410 --> 00:37:51,250 Listen. 518 00:37:52,250 --> 00:37:54,660 Tell me, what's the plan? 519 00:37:54,870 --> 00:37:56,120 The plan is... 520 00:37:56,540 --> 00:37:59,160 The plan is so good that you'll remember it for the rest of your life. 521 00:37:59,290 --> 00:38:00,290 Listen carefully. 522 00:38:00,370 --> 00:38:01,410 -Bonzo lives... -Thank you. 523 00:38:01,500 --> 00:38:03,160 Mention not. Bonzo lives in a mansion. 524 00:38:03,250 --> 00:38:05,120 Which is patrolled by guards from all sides. 525 00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:09,910 Rigged with lasers, and guarded by blood hounds. 526 00:38:10,500 --> 00:38:13,250 And Anya lives inside of that mansion. 527 00:38:13,750 --> 00:38:18,540 Anyone who's ever tried to trespass there, has never returned alive. 528 00:38:18,660 --> 00:38:21,080 -And neither will you. -What are you saying! 529 00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:23,370 I mean, how will you return without even stepping inside, Sherlock! 530 00:38:23,450 --> 00:38:25,950 -I don't get it. -It means, you're not gonna step in. 531 00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:27,160 She'll step out. 532 00:38:27,580 --> 00:38:29,290 Every day, sharp at 11:00 a.m., 533 00:38:29,370 --> 00:38:31,620 Anya goes to the gym accompanied by her guards. 534 00:38:32,500 --> 00:38:33,950 The guards wait outside. 535 00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:39,370 And at 11:05, Anya begins her warm-up routine. 536 00:38:39,830 --> 00:38:43,000 And you'll be there posing as her trainer. 537 00:38:48,370 --> 00:38:50,120 Tony, can't we do something about the outfit? 538 00:38:50,250 --> 00:38:51,080 No! 539 00:38:54,660 --> 00:38:56,080 As soon as the warm-up finishes, 540 00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:58,250 you'll make her do her first set of squats. 541 00:39:02,660 --> 00:39:04,000 Tony, what are you thinking? 542 00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:05,500 How many of these do we have to do? 543 00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:07,950 Tony! 544 00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:09,080 -Tony! -Yes? 545 00:39:09,370 --> 00:39:10,450 Tony? 546 00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:12,000 Oh, yes! 547 00:39:12,330 --> 00:39:14,580 After the squats, you're going to spike her water. 548 00:39:14,660 --> 00:39:16,660 -Is this the sedative? -No, this is just for the demo. 549 00:39:17,290 --> 00:39:20,830 And as soon as she drinks the water, she'll faint. 550 00:39:20,910 --> 00:39:23,000 And fall right into your arms. 551 00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:25,200 -You don't say? -But I do. 552 00:39:25,370 --> 00:39:27,540 And then Tony will enter. 553 00:39:29,500 --> 00:39:31,290 Then I'll start the fire alarm. 554 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,790 Which will cause chaos at the gym. 555 00:39:37,700 --> 00:39:40,910 Taking advantage of this situation, you'll quickly wheel Anya out of the gym 556 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,330 from the back door, into the alley. 557 00:39:43,910 --> 00:39:47,200 And your brother will be waiting right outside with your fake travel documents. 558 00:39:47,450 --> 00:39:49,160 -My brother? -Me, I am your brother. 559 00:39:49,250 --> 00:39:52,910 And with those fake documents you'll land straight in Lahore! 560 00:39:53,250 --> 00:39:54,160 No way! 561 00:39:54,250 --> 00:39:58,040 -Damn right! -Tony, you're not human! 562 00:39:58,330 --> 00:39:59,950 You're a treasure! 563 00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:01,910 I feel like burying you into the pits of the earth! 564 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,830 I'm taking you to the skies and you're dragging me into the dirt? 565 00:40:03,910 --> 00:40:05,790 I'm just kidding! Don't mind me. 566 00:40:05,910 --> 00:40:07,290 Alright, next round's on me! 567 00:40:07,370 --> 00:40:09,870 Lucy, two pints, and bill this gentlemen right here. 568 00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:34,410 Tony, do you know the difference between desis and the white folk? 569 00:40:34,500 --> 00:40:37,540 Desis can't handle their alcohol! 570 00:40:40,750 --> 00:40:43,790 I am dying! God forgive me! 571 00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:55,160 Tony, we've handled it just fine! 572 00:41:06,870 --> 00:41:11,000 Tony, why don't they ban alcohol here as well? 573 00:41:11,450 --> 00:41:14,750 -That's what I miss about our country. -What? The alcohol? 574 00:41:14,870 --> 00:41:16,790 -No, the ban. -Oh damn! 575 00:41:16,870 --> 00:41:18,700 -Yeah, man! -Tony? 576 00:41:19,870 --> 00:41:21,540 I think the class has ended. 577 00:41:21,620 --> 00:41:23,370 All the girls are out but she's not here. 578 00:41:23,450 --> 00:41:25,450 What if her parents banned her from the gym? 579 00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:27,620 Now you're getting me worried. 580 00:41:27,830 --> 00:41:31,700 Don't worry, I'll just check on it. 581 00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:37,160 Tony? Yes? 582 00:41:56,540 --> 00:41:57,750 -So? -So! 583 00:41:57,830 --> 00:41:59,450 I just solved our girl's mystery! 584 00:41:59,540 --> 00:42:00,700 Why isn't she here? 585 00:42:00,790 --> 00:42:03,120 She's getting married today! 586 00:42:03,870 --> 00:42:06,040 What the hell are you saying? She's getting married today! 587 00:42:06,330 --> 00:42:07,700 What's so shocking about it? 588 00:42:07,790 --> 00:42:10,910 I mean if you were getting married, would you have come to the gym? 589 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,500 Do you have any idea what you're saying! 590 00:42:14,290 --> 00:42:15,250 What now? 591 00:42:15,500 --> 00:42:18,910 She'll get married, go for a honeymoon, maybe have a son-- 592 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:20,200 Son of a bitch! 593 00:42:20,290 --> 00:42:21,790 Why would she have a son of a bitch? 594 00:42:21,870 --> 00:42:23,160 She'll have a human child! 595 00:42:23,250 --> 00:42:25,910 Tony, your plan crashed before it took off! 596 00:42:26,250 --> 00:42:27,830 Screw you, man! 597 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:32,910 It happens, Teefa. You don't have to spit at me. 598 00:42:35,330 --> 00:42:37,450 There goes my ten lakh rupees! 599 00:42:39,330 --> 00:42:41,040 What will I tell Mr. Butt? 600 00:42:43,370 --> 00:42:47,910 Teefa, you're worrying as if she was your Juliet! 601 00:42:57,540 --> 00:43:00,250 -Hello, Teefa! -Waist, 28 inches. 602 00:43:02,700 --> 00:43:03,700 Ankle, 12. 603 00:43:06,290 --> 00:43:07,830 Salaam, Mr. Butt. 604 00:43:08,290 --> 00:43:09,950 Everything's under control. 605 00:43:10,250 --> 00:43:11,450 Except for this tiny problem... 606 00:43:12,370 --> 00:43:13,910 that nothing's under control. 607 00:43:14,290 --> 00:43:15,450 What? 608 00:43:16,250 --> 00:43:17,500 The girl's getting married today, 609 00:43:17,580 --> 00:43:19,000 and we were just here to nab her from her gym, 610 00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:21,750 but she didn't show up. Tony just told me. 611 00:43:21,830 --> 00:43:23,830 but if you want we can drop off some flowers at her place. 612 00:43:25,450 --> 00:43:29,330 I thought, it'll look good on your side as you're old friends. 613 00:43:29,410 --> 00:43:31,950 Maybe I can drop off some red or white roses. 614 00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:38,040 Teefa, go there right now and get her here! 615 00:43:38,580 --> 00:43:40,580 This marriage is impossible! 616 00:43:40,660 --> 00:43:43,370 -Dad! -Fatso, I'm not talking to you! 617 00:43:43,450 --> 00:43:44,830 Never knew your dad also gets fits. 618 00:43:45,410 --> 00:43:51,540 Teefa, listen to me very carefully. 619 00:43:52,950 --> 00:43:55,870 Till now you've only seen my kindness. 620 00:43:56,830 --> 00:43:59,540 Not my wrath. 621 00:44:00,370 --> 00:44:05,580 If you don't bring my daughter here, I will... 622 00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:10,080 And this is for all the special mothers out there! 623 00:44:17,830 --> 00:44:19,000 Is everything okay? 624 00:44:19,580 --> 00:44:20,950 Don't worry... 625 00:44:30,290 --> 00:44:34,950 Good news is, that I can't go inside, because everyone knows me here. 626 00:44:35,290 --> 00:44:38,950 And the bad news is, you can't go inside, because nobody knows you! 627 00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:40,790 So do you, Tony. 628 00:44:41,330 --> 00:44:43,540 Your brother has learned from 007 himself. 629 00:44:43,700 --> 00:44:45,500 There was your plan, now here's mine. 630 00:44:55,540 --> 00:44:56,370 Clear. 631 00:45:26,660 --> 00:45:28,580 Excuse me, brother. 632 00:45:29,330 --> 00:45:30,750 I wanted to say, what a nice jacket! 633 00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:54,290 A few hours from now, 634 00:45:54,410 --> 00:45:56,950 our partnership will transform into a life partnership. 635 00:46:09,870 --> 00:46:11,040 What are you serving? 636 00:46:12,330 --> 00:46:16,290 Sir, there's some bread, eggs, and also some strawberry. 637 00:46:33,330 --> 00:46:34,750 How do I look? 638 00:46:43,290 --> 00:46:44,200 Wow! 639 00:46:52,330 --> 00:46:54,290 If your mom were alive, she-- 640 00:46:54,370 --> 00:46:57,910 Oh, Dad! So what if she's not here? At least you are. 641 00:46:59,620 --> 00:47:01,660 But, even you won't be around anymore. 642 00:47:10,580 --> 00:47:11,910 Don't say such things. 643 00:47:12,330 --> 00:47:14,700 I am wherever you are. 644 00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:16,450 Hello, Sara. He's here. 645 00:49:18,750 --> 00:49:19,660 Where were you? 646 00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:26,290 -In the closet? -What were you doing in there? 647 00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:29,910 We are already late, hurry up! 648 00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:31,200 What's the plan? 649 00:49:33,540 --> 00:49:34,910 Yes, the plan! 650 00:49:35,580 --> 00:49:37,830 The plan you're here for! 651 00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:39,200 What am I here for? 652 00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:43,160 So do I have to tell you everything now? 653 00:49:47,450 --> 00:49:48,910 So, you wanna stage a kidnapping? 654 00:49:51,410 --> 00:49:53,620 Go ahead! Put me to sleep! Quick! 655 00:49:56,580 --> 00:49:57,660 There's no time! 656 00:49:58,450 --> 00:50:01,160 Even brides aren't this shy. Looks like I have to do everything. 657 00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:08,410 You wanna know something funny? 658 00:50:09,290 --> 00:50:13,950 Whenever this happens in films, people just faint right away. 659 00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:16,580 But in real life... 660 00:50:22,450 --> 00:50:23,410 Anya? 661 00:50:26,330 --> 00:50:27,750 Anya? 662 00:50:29,450 --> 00:50:30,290 You? 663 00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:33,000 Who are you? 664 00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:35,120 Me? 665 00:50:40,540 --> 00:50:44,080 You need something ironed? A salwar, shawl, or a shirt? 666 00:50:44,370 --> 00:50:45,910 Where is Anya? 667 00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:50,830 Anya? I think... ma'am was right here. 668 00:50:50,910 --> 00:50:52,830 Must've gone outside. She's getting married, you know. 669 00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:01,290 You... 670 00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:04,250 You... 671 00:51:04,750 --> 00:51:07,040 You! You haven't ironed the clothes yet? 672 00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:09,620 Come on, hurry up, boy! 673 00:52:01,330 --> 00:52:02,580 What did you think? 674 00:52:03,790 --> 00:52:05,580 That you'd get away with it? 675 00:52:06,500 --> 00:52:07,950 Show me what you're hiding. 676 00:52:08,750 --> 00:52:10,370 What are you looking at? 677 00:52:11,410 --> 00:52:12,750 Take out that bottle. 678 00:52:12,830 --> 00:52:15,200 Fix me a drink and don't tell the missus about it. 679 00:52:15,290 --> 00:52:16,540 Sure, sir. 680 00:52:20,700 --> 00:52:22,500 Get in. 681 00:52:35,410 --> 00:52:36,500 What are you staring at? 682 00:52:36,580 --> 00:52:38,200 -Go away. -Yes, sir. 683 00:52:40,830 --> 00:52:43,290 -Bonzo! -It's for you! 684 00:52:43,370 --> 00:52:44,910 You're concerned about the drink? 685 00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:46,660 Anya is not in her room. 686 00:52:46,750 --> 00:52:48,200 She must be here somewhere! 687 00:52:48,290 --> 00:52:49,580 I've looked everywhere! 688 00:52:59,620 --> 00:53:00,870 Anya! 689 00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:03,500 Anya! 690 00:53:03,790 --> 00:53:04,620 Anya! 691 00:53:09,250 --> 00:53:11,120 What the hell are you doing? 692 00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:15,450 Zoom in! 693 00:53:25,910 --> 00:53:27,120 Then what are you looking at? 694 00:53:54,290 --> 00:53:56,870 Tony, hurry up! 695 00:53:58,040 --> 00:53:59,660 Hurry up! 696 00:54:04,620 --> 00:54:05,660 Hurry up! 697 00:54:05,790 --> 00:54:08,250 Wait, Teefa! I'm right here! 698 00:54:09,790 --> 00:54:11,200 One second. Let me in. 699 00:54:15,540 --> 00:54:17,870 Why aren't you driving? Hurry, you're going to get us killed. 700 00:54:29,910 --> 00:54:31,910 Get them! 701 00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:41,580 We've kidnapped Bonzo's daughter! 702 00:54:41,660 --> 00:54:43,040 We kidnapped Bonzo's daughter? 703 00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:45,040 We kidnapped Bonzo's daughter! 704 00:54:45,580 --> 00:54:46,450 Take it easy, Tony! 705 00:54:46,580 --> 00:54:48,830 She was all ready to be kidnapped! 706 00:54:48,910 --> 00:54:51,000 -Does Bonzo know about this? -I don't think so. 707 00:54:51,830 --> 00:54:53,660 Tony, they're coming! 708 00:54:54,660 --> 00:54:56,830 Wake me up if we survive! 709 00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:20,410 This doesn't seem like heaven or hell. So I guess we're alive? 710 00:55:21,250 --> 00:55:24,160 Hell, yeah! All thanks to your brother right here! 711 00:55:24,620 --> 00:55:26,580 You wannabe James bond! You think you saved us? 712 00:55:26,660 --> 00:55:28,160 Instead, you've put us in jeopardy! 713 00:55:28,250 --> 00:55:31,200 Bonzo knows about us, we're dead meat now. 714 00:55:32,250 --> 00:55:35,910 Charlie Chaplin! Tony, where are you going? 715 00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:38,080 Finding a bush to lighten myself. 716 00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:39,290 And what about the dead-weight in the van? 717 00:55:39,450 --> 00:55:41,290 That dead-weight was your plan. Now deal with it. 718 00:55:41,370 --> 00:55:43,160 It was her own plan, you're not getting it. 719 00:55:43,250 --> 00:55:44,950 She was already prepared to be kidnapped! 720 00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:46,540 -I think she's crazy! -Crazy? 721 00:55:46,620 --> 00:55:47,910 -Yes! Crazy! -Crazy? 722 00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:48,870 Yeah, she looks like a do... 723 00:55:48,950 --> 00:55:50,950 Do, re, mi, fa, so... 724 00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:52,330 You're up? 725 00:55:54,790 --> 00:55:58,500 -So, you think I'm crazy? -He does. 726 00:55:58,580 --> 00:56:00,500 Why would I say that? 727 00:56:00,580 --> 00:56:02,080 -But you're absolutely right! -What? 728 00:56:02,250 --> 00:56:03,290 I am crazy! 729 00:56:03,580 --> 00:56:05,700 But you both aren't too far behind! 730 00:56:06,250 --> 00:56:08,040 What timing, my brother! 731 00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:09,330 Don't bro-zone me. 732 00:56:09,950 --> 00:56:12,040 Well, I have to give it to you and Sara. 733 00:56:12,250 --> 00:56:14,450 But I have to ask, who came up with the red handkerchief? 734 00:56:14,700 --> 00:56:15,830 Red handkerchief? 735 00:56:23,450 --> 00:56:26,580 Dad must be thinking that I've been kidnapped. 736 00:56:26,660 --> 00:56:30,000 -And by the time my trip ends... -Do you get any of this? 737 00:56:30,580 --> 00:56:33,250 the groom's family will call off the marriage! 738 00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:39,040 Wait, here's your payment. 739 00:56:40,330 --> 00:56:42,040 -So I'll be off now? -Okay. 740 00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:49,290 Oh, wrong way! 741 00:56:51,950 --> 00:56:53,120 Oh, man! 742 00:56:54,410 --> 00:56:56,080 She thinks we're the dream dealers. 743 00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:57,330 Who the hell are they? 744 00:56:57,410 --> 00:56:59,700 -You don't know who dream dealers are! -No! Do you? 745 00:56:59,870 --> 00:57:02,000 -Let's Google them. -Quick! 746 00:57:03,250 --> 00:57:04,080 Did you find out? 747 00:57:04,160 --> 00:57:07,620 No, I was poking Lubna on Facebook. 748 00:57:08,040 --> 00:57:09,540 She blocked me! 749 00:57:09,620 --> 00:57:11,040 -She's gone! -Yeah. 750 00:57:11,330 --> 00:57:12,330 Anya's gone! 751 00:57:14,330 --> 00:57:16,450 Man, why do these girls keep getting away from us! 752 00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:23,410 Well, it ain't like that, son. 753 00:57:23,700 --> 00:57:25,660 Some find their way back to us. Check that out. 754 00:57:25,750 --> 00:57:27,580 I think she's coming to embrace me. 755 00:57:31,750 --> 00:57:35,790 Not an embrace! It's a bloody chase, Tony! 756 00:57:36,620 --> 00:57:38,080 Run! 757 00:57:42,910 --> 00:57:43,910 Run! 758 00:57:58,580 --> 00:58:00,040 Don't go there! 759 00:58:02,750 --> 00:58:05,500 What are you doing? You'll get us killed! Run! 760 00:58:15,950 --> 00:58:17,700 -Where do we go? -I'll take the high road, 761 00:58:17,790 --> 00:58:19,370 -you go for the shortcut! -Okay! 762 00:58:40,450 --> 00:58:42,700 Today I got to know what true love is. 763 00:58:44,370 --> 00:58:45,330 Hot stuff! 764 00:59:47,410 --> 00:59:49,660 We lost them. 765 00:59:56,500 --> 00:59:58,410 No, it's our job. 766 00:59:58,750 --> 01:00:01,160 You wanna run away? We'll keep you safe! 767 01:00:02,450 --> 01:00:05,120 I'll be on my way. Tony, shall we? 768 01:00:05,290 --> 01:00:06,950 What are you doing? Why are we letting the girl go? 769 01:00:07,040 --> 01:00:09,120 Don't worry, I've understood everything. 770 01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:10,250 Just count to three. 771 01:00:10,700 --> 01:00:15,040 She'll come to us. Just count to three. 772 01:00:15,120 --> 01:00:16,750 One, two... 773 01:00:21,040 --> 01:00:21,870 Yes? 774 01:00:22,660 --> 01:00:23,790 How about a cup of coffee? 775 01:00:25,580 --> 01:00:26,500 Did you find her? 776 01:00:26,830 --> 01:00:28,370 Sir, there's a twist in the story. 777 01:00:31,330 --> 01:00:34,250 She wasn't kidnapped, she ran away! 778 01:00:34,580 --> 01:00:36,290 She's a smart girl, you know. 779 01:00:58,790 --> 01:01:01,330 Tony, what kind of a girl is she? 780 01:01:01,410 --> 01:01:03,080 I think the one behind her is prettier. 781 01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:05,080 -I'm talking about the one with us. -Her? 782 01:01:05,450 --> 01:01:06,870 She ran away on the day of her wedding? 783 01:01:07,660 --> 01:01:08,750 This happens in Europe as well? 784 01:01:08,950 --> 01:01:11,870 You can take a desi out to their country, but not the desi out of them! 785 01:01:11,950 --> 01:01:14,370 I may be the only guy who's European inside out! 786 01:01:14,450 --> 01:01:15,580 I thought so! 787 01:01:16,870 --> 01:01:17,790 Thank you. 788 01:01:22,080 --> 01:01:23,540 I know what you guys must be thinking. 789 01:01:23,620 --> 01:01:25,950 What sort of a girl am I to run away on the day of my wedding. 790 01:01:26,040 --> 01:01:26,950 Yes! 791 01:01:27,040 --> 01:01:29,830 Not at all. Why would we judge you? 792 01:01:29,950 --> 01:01:31,160 But what sort of a girl are you? 793 01:01:31,700 --> 01:01:32,910 What do you think? 794 01:01:33,830 --> 01:01:35,660 The coffee's very hot. 795 01:01:36,370 --> 01:01:39,870 We were thinking, what might have pushed you to take such an action. 796 01:01:39,950 --> 01:01:42,160 Obviously, something forced you. 797 01:01:43,160 --> 01:01:44,700 I have an offer for the both of you. 798 01:01:47,160 --> 01:01:48,620 Tell me the offer. 799 01:01:51,120 --> 01:01:54,450 If the both of you escort me to the Åšniardwy Lake, 800 01:01:54,540 --> 01:01:56,870 and deal with my father's minions that may show up along the way, 801 01:01:57,120 --> 01:01:59,750 which, I'm sure you will, 802 01:01:59,870 --> 01:02:03,290 I will pay you guys five thousand zlotys. 803 01:02:06,120 --> 01:02:09,870 Look, handling your dad and his minions 804 01:02:09,950 --> 01:02:12,580 looks like a lot of work, we... 805 01:02:12,660 --> 01:02:14,540 I don't know... What do you say, boss? 806 01:02:14,620 --> 01:02:15,870 -Boss? -Boss! 807 01:02:16,250 --> 01:02:18,830 Look, this seems like a complicated situation. 808 01:02:18,910 --> 01:02:20,790 But, boss, you said it yourself, 809 01:02:20,950 --> 01:02:24,160 that it's the company's policy to help those in dire need. 810 01:02:24,250 --> 01:02:25,080 Policy, yes! 811 01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:28,120 There's something called policies in companies! 812 01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:29,370 So should I consider this deal done? 813 01:02:29,700 --> 01:02:31,080 Yes, let's shake on it! 814 01:02:34,950 --> 01:02:36,450 -Shall we? -Let's go. 815 01:02:36,750 --> 01:02:40,120 Wait a second. Not like this. 816 01:02:41,620 --> 01:02:42,870 Then how? 817 01:02:43,120 --> 01:02:44,120 Like this? 818 01:02:44,700 --> 01:02:46,870 We were here to pick up a girl, not laundry. 819 01:02:47,370 --> 01:02:50,370 You worry about the clothes, I'll get the girl. 820 01:02:50,660 --> 01:02:52,660 She'll come to us, on her own! 821 01:03:03,450 --> 01:03:07,540 He stole a piece of my heart That Jackie-Chan Fan! 822 01:03:07,620 --> 01:03:12,080 A bit white, and a tad tan Oh, wow! 823 01:03:12,160 --> 01:03:16,330 Your deep black eyes Just got banned on YouTube 824 01:03:16,410 --> 01:03:21,250 So the boys are lining up! Oh, wow! 825 01:03:29,410 --> 01:03:33,580 I ain't going to stage a romance Go try your luck elsewhere 826 01:03:33,660 --> 01:03:37,910 Everyone's watching Go get a white chick instead 827 01:03:38,040 --> 01:03:42,250 If you don't shake that waist And dance like no one's watching 828 01:03:42,330 --> 01:03:46,370 Then how will the film Earn big bucks in the cinemas! 829 01:03:46,450 --> 01:03:48,620 A dance number? 830 01:03:48,750 --> 01:03:53,410 I'll do anything for love but dance! 831 01:03:57,330 --> 01:04:02,330 Baby your dance is what's gonna make Our love a hit! 832 01:04:05,950 --> 01:04:10,500 -Your deep black eyes! -Hey, Teefa! 833 01:04:10,580 --> 01:04:13,120 -Your deep black eyes! -Hey, Teefa! 834 01:04:13,200 --> 01:04:18,910 Your deep black eyes Just got banned on YouTube 835 01:04:19,040 --> 01:04:23,500 The boys are lining up Oh, wow! 836 01:04:23,580 --> 01:04:25,660 -Have some shame, my man -Hey, Teefa! 837 01:04:25,750 --> 01:04:27,910 -For our honor at least? -Hey, Teefa! 838 01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:31,830 How about we spice up The way you're dancing 839 01:04:31,910 --> 01:04:34,200 She broke my heart The girl with the black eyes 840 01:04:34,290 --> 01:04:36,330 She left me stranded The girl with the black eyes 841 01:04:36,410 --> 01:04:38,500 Why did she turn the other way? The girl with the black eyes 842 01:04:38,580 --> 01:04:40,540 Why don't you dance a little? 843 01:04:40,620 --> 01:04:42,750 She broke my heart The girl with the black eyes 844 01:04:42,830 --> 01:04:44,910 She left me stranded The girl with the black eyes 845 01:04:45,040 --> 01:04:47,120 Why did she turn the other way? The girl with the black eyes 846 01:04:47,200 --> 01:04:49,160 Why don't you dance a little? 847 01:04:49,250 --> 01:04:51,250 A dance number? 848 01:04:51,330 --> 01:04:55,910 I'll do anything for love but dance! 849 01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:04,830 Your dance is what's gonna make Our love a hit! 850 01:05:08,750 --> 01:05:12,950 He stole a piece of my heart That Jackie Chan Fan 851 01:05:13,080 --> 01:05:17,330 A bit white, and a tad tan Oh, wow! 852 01:05:17,410 --> 01:05:21,700 Your deep black eyes Just got banned on YouTube 853 01:05:21,790 --> 01:05:26,290 So the boys are lining up Oh, wow! 854 01:05:26,370 --> 01:05:28,250 -Your deep black eyes! -Hey, Teefa! 855 01:05:28,330 --> 01:05:30,500 -Your deep black eyes! -Hey, Teefa! 856 01:05:30,580 --> 01:05:32,620 -Your deep black eyes! -Hey, Teefa! 857 01:05:32,700 --> 01:05:36,870 Your deep black eyes! 858 01:05:40,160 --> 01:05:42,250 Are we gonna keep walking or... 859 01:05:51,500 --> 01:05:56,830 I've fallen in love with you, What do I do? 860 01:06:00,330 --> 01:06:04,950 I've fallen in love with you, What do I do? 861 01:06:05,040 --> 01:06:09,200 I've become lonely and helpless, What do I do? 862 01:06:11,410 --> 01:06:15,870 Don't let go, Don't turn away from me! 863 01:06:15,950 --> 01:06:20,250 Don't let go, Don't turn away from me! 864 01:06:20,370 --> 01:06:24,160 I won't find anyone else like you 865 01:06:24,830 --> 01:06:30,290 My car just got punctured, What do I do? 866 01:06:30,370 --> 01:06:31,910 Are you just gonna stare like that? 867 01:06:32,040 --> 01:06:35,700 -No, I was just... -I didn't tell you to stop. 868 01:06:35,790 --> 01:06:38,250 You can look all you want, but also look ahead. 869 01:06:48,910 --> 01:06:49,830 My dad's friend! 870 01:06:49,910 --> 01:06:52,540 He must've told him everything! He's here to get me! 871 01:06:53,330 --> 01:06:56,080 Then... she cannot be here! 872 01:06:56,330 --> 01:06:57,910 Really? Then where should I be? 873 01:07:09,330 --> 01:07:10,910 You have to stay absolutely quiet. 874 01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:14,330 And if they ask a question, just say "Jinkoya." 875 01:07:14,500 --> 01:07:17,370 -Is that how you scare the demons here? -It means thank you! 876 01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:31,580 Tony, do you have your license? 877 01:07:31,660 --> 01:07:33,790 -I don't know. -What do you mean? 878 01:07:33,870 --> 01:07:34,910 I don't have one. 879 01:07:35,580 --> 01:07:37,080 You never got one made? Why? 880 01:07:37,160 --> 01:07:38,290 My picture didn't come out nice. 881 01:07:38,370 --> 01:07:40,290 Seriously? Are you kidding me? 882 01:07:40,370 --> 01:07:41,660 Does this look like a time to be joking? 883 01:07:42,660 --> 01:07:43,870 What do we do now? 884 01:07:45,790 --> 01:07:46,950 -Give them your license! -You! 885 01:07:47,830 --> 01:07:48,870 Jinkoya! 886 01:07:50,500 --> 01:07:51,540 License, gone! 887 01:07:53,120 --> 01:07:55,870 -We're dead. -Damn you! 888 01:08:01,950 --> 01:08:04,370 -Stand close. -You're such an idiot! 889 01:08:04,790 --> 01:08:07,540 He's going towards the trunk! What do we do? 890 01:08:08,410 --> 01:08:09,830 You have any spare change to bribe them? 891 01:08:21,370 --> 01:08:23,330 -Get him! -Tony! 892 01:08:23,790 --> 01:08:25,830 Go on, get him! 893 01:08:25,910 --> 01:08:27,250 Stop them! 894 01:08:27,330 --> 01:08:29,660 Go after him! 895 01:08:30,450 --> 01:08:31,450 Tony! 896 01:08:34,120 --> 01:08:35,500 Anya? 897 01:09:16,410 --> 01:09:17,750 Get in the car! 898 01:09:47,620 --> 01:09:48,500 You? 899 01:09:53,830 --> 01:09:54,700 Anya? 900 01:09:57,870 --> 01:09:59,750 Anya! Hey, get them! 901 01:09:59,830 --> 01:10:01,200 What the hell are you doing? 902 01:10:06,250 --> 01:10:07,660 Sit quietly! 903 01:10:15,660 --> 01:10:16,700 What are you doing? 904 01:10:20,410 --> 01:10:21,790 Watch out! 905 01:10:25,750 --> 01:10:26,950 Listen! 906 01:10:27,580 --> 01:10:28,790 Sit quietly, will you? 907 01:10:28,870 --> 01:10:30,500 Sure, I'd be more comfortable with a mattress. 908 01:10:37,120 --> 01:10:40,200 Are you the Ghost Rider or what? 909 01:10:51,080 --> 01:10:52,950 Watch out! 910 01:10:58,580 --> 01:11:00,500 I've never come across a girl like you! 911 01:11:00,580 --> 01:11:01,950 Dear God, save me! Watch out! 912 01:11:02,160 --> 01:11:03,660 -Aren't you scared? -Shut the hell up! 913 01:11:06,620 --> 01:11:08,620 Watch out for the turn! 914 01:11:12,500 --> 01:11:13,660 Have you lost it? 915 01:12:11,330 --> 01:12:14,870 -They're gone. -How did they escape? 916 01:12:21,580 --> 01:12:23,790 -Slowly... -You'll get us killed. 917 01:12:25,290 --> 01:12:27,500 -Where are you going? -Come on. 918 01:12:28,160 --> 01:12:29,500 -What? -Wait 919 01:12:30,910 --> 01:12:32,580 -What are you doing? -No! 920 01:12:33,200 --> 01:12:34,830 Are you crazy? It's someone's truck, not your damn boudoir! 921 01:12:34,910 --> 01:12:35,830 Shut up! 922 01:12:38,750 --> 01:12:41,160 -What's this? -Shut up and put your hand here. 923 01:12:41,250 --> 01:12:42,870 No! Are you crazy! 924 01:12:43,950 --> 01:12:46,500 No! Chopping off my hand won't give you anything. 925 01:12:46,580 --> 01:12:49,450 Wait! How about a test first? 926 01:12:51,450 --> 01:12:53,200 -With this? -Yes, let's test your aim. 927 01:12:53,290 --> 01:12:54,120 Wait. 928 01:12:59,500 --> 01:13:01,500 I... I think... 929 01:13:01,750 --> 01:13:02,830 there is no talent. 930 01:13:03,870 --> 01:13:04,910 Oh damn! 931 01:13:07,910 --> 01:13:09,700 -Okay. -Let's not do this. 932 01:13:09,790 --> 01:13:10,660 Wait a second. 933 01:13:12,450 --> 01:13:13,500 -Found it! -What is this? 934 01:13:13,580 --> 01:13:14,950 A hairpin, idiot! Sit down. 935 01:13:15,120 --> 01:13:16,000 -Hairpin? -Yeah. 936 01:13:16,080 --> 01:13:18,250 -How does this work? -You ask a lot of questions. 937 01:13:21,410 --> 01:13:24,580 Oh man! 938 01:13:25,660 --> 01:13:26,870 Aren't you a Houdini! 939 01:13:27,120 --> 01:13:28,660 What other tricks do you have up your sleeve? 940 01:13:28,870 --> 01:13:30,870 -Plenty! Come on! -Aren't you something! 941 01:14:06,540 --> 01:14:10,040 Listen, I don't see many Chillarhs around here? 942 01:14:10,120 --> 01:14:10,950 Chillarh? 943 01:14:11,040 --> 01:14:13,120 Chillarh as in, the police, you know. 944 01:14:13,250 --> 01:14:15,540 In Lahore, we call the cops "Chillarh." 945 01:14:16,160 --> 01:14:18,370 -You're from Lahore? -Yeah. 946 01:14:18,540 --> 01:14:20,500 Don't Lahoris do the bhangra? 947 01:14:20,870 --> 01:14:22,870 Such stereotyping! 948 01:14:22,950 --> 01:14:24,790 Are Lahoris supposed to do bhangra all the time? 949 01:14:25,160 --> 01:14:26,000 No, sir. 950 01:14:27,750 --> 01:14:30,080 So, technically that makes me a Lahori too. 951 01:14:30,160 --> 01:14:31,750 -So your dad's from Lahore? -Yes. 952 01:14:31,910 --> 01:14:34,000 -Did you ever get to visit? -Well, we did plan to. 953 01:14:34,080 --> 01:14:34,910 Then? 954 01:14:35,200 --> 01:14:38,200 As usual, Sophie ruined everything. 955 01:14:42,830 --> 01:14:44,000 What about your real mom? 956 01:14:44,290 --> 01:14:46,620 I was eight when she passed away in an accident. 957 01:14:48,330 --> 01:14:51,040 And it took dad eight days to get married again. 958 01:14:57,000 --> 01:14:59,450 What are you thinking about? Such is life! 959 01:14:59,540 --> 01:15:04,290 I was thinking that the number eight, sure is bad luck for you! 960 01:15:07,250 --> 01:15:08,500 Are you a numerologist? 961 01:15:09,040 --> 01:15:10,870 I'm guessing you must know how to read palms? 962 01:15:10,950 --> 01:15:13,870 Palms? Give me your feet and I'll tell you your fortune! 963 01:15:16,500 --> 01:15:19,700 Alright, here you go. What does my future hold? 964 01:15:21,910 --> 01:15:26,790 Well, your wish to go to Lahore might come true sooner than you think. 965 01:15:27,160 --> 01:15:29,250 Really? When? 966 01:15:29,500 --> 01:15:32,290 In about eight days! 967 01:15:33,500 --> 01:15:35,120 Now you're just pulling my leg! 968 01:15:36,790 --> 01:15:38,120 -Listen. -Yes? 969 01:15:38,910 --> 01:15:41,370 Can we find a place that serves curry? I'm very hungry! 970 01:15:41,660 --> 01:15:43,040 So you wanna have some desi food? 971 01:15:43,120 --> 01:15:46,200 After having all those burgers, I am missing Islamabad. 972 01:15:47,450 --> 01:15:49,910 Alright, I'll get you some desi food! Wait. 973 01:15:51,750 --> 01:15:52,790 Let me check. 974 01:15:53,830 --> 01:15:54,700 My wallet! 975 01:15:54,910 --> 01:15:56,040 Where is it? 976 01:15:58,540 --> 01:15:59,910 -Tony! -Tony? 977 01:16:00,450 --> 01:16:02,580 Bro, I have no idea where they are! 978 01:16:03,870 --> 01:16:05,870 Are you from Chakwal in Pakistan? Because I am also-- 979 01:16:06,870 --> 01:16:08,290 Wait a minute! 980 01:16:09,910 --> 01:16:10,790 Alright, go for it. 981 01:16:20,540 --> 01:16:21,790 What kind of a boss is he? 982 01:16:21,950 --> 01:16:23,500 Someone who just deserts you in a time like this? 983 01:16:23,580 --> 01:16:24,950 How would I have known? 984 01:16:30,120 --> 01:16:31,790 -You wanna eat, right? -Yes! 985 01:16:33,160 --> 01:16:35,040 -Let's go! -Where? 986 01:16:36,790 --> 01:16:37,910 Money? 987 01:16:39,330 --> 01:16:41,200 You don't need money for everything. 988 01:16:47,540 --> 01:16:49,250 -That's what all the rich people say. -What? 989 01:16:49,330 --> 01:16:51,410 That you don't need money for everything. 990 01:16:51,500 --> 01:16:52,620 -Is that so? -Yes. 991 01:16:52,700 --> 01:16:54,370 We'll see. 992 01:16:58,580 --> 01:17:00,080 What are you? 993 01:17:01,500 --> 01:17:05,580 We ate the dessert but the white guy had to pay for it! 994 01:17:14,870 --> 01:17:17,040 -Let's go! -Where? 995 01:17:20,580 --> 01:17:22,160 Don't open your eyes until I say so. 996 01:17:22,250 --> 01:17:24,580 Where are you taking me? Don't push me, okay? 997 01:17:24,950 --> 01:17:26,370 What is this place? 998 01:17:28,370 --> 01:17:29,500 Open your eyes. 999 01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:41,580 If you are fortunate enough to see 11:11 on the clock, it means 1000 01:17:41,660 --> 01:17:44,000 that the universe is sending you a message. 1001 01:17:44,410 --> 01:17:46,160 That no matter what, 1002 01:17:46,370 --> 01:17:50,040 you don't need to fear anything, you're on the right path. 1003 01:17:51,250 --> 01:17:53,410 No matter how difficult the times are, 1004 01:17:53,790 --> 01:17:56,580 one day you will find the true calling of your destiny. 1005 01:18:09,750 --> 01:18:15,250 So, Mr. Teefa, tell me something. How much for an experience like this? 1006 01:18:30,080 --> 01:18:31,160 Can I ask you something? 1007 01:18:31,330 --> 01:18:33,540 You dad has given you everything. 1008 01:18:34,700 --> 01:18:36,830 Then why are you running away from it? 1009 01:18:37,370 --> 01:18:39,580 Yes, he did give me everything... 1010 01:18:40,870 --> 01:18:42,870 except for what I really wanted. 1011 01:18:44,500 --> 01:18:46,660 -What did you want? -An assurance. 1012 01:18:48,040 --> 01:18:50,950 That perhaps I am the most important thing to him in this world. 1013 01:18:52,290 --> 01:18:54,330 Not his business or his money. 1014 01:19:02,330 --> 01:19:03,950 And sometimes, I need a hug. 1015 01:19:05,450 --> 01:19:06,580 A cuddle. 1016 01:19:06,660 --> 01:19:10,540 Oh, cuddles are always nice. 1017 01:19:13,330 --> 01:19:15,580 Sometimes, it gets very cold around here. 1018 01:19:42,700 --> 01:19:46,790 You were right, it is cold here. 1019 01:20:20,660 --> 01:20:22,500 Don't you "hello" me! 1020 01:20:22,750 --> 01:20:24,620 I've been trying to reach you for so long! 1021 01:20:24,750 --> 01:20:26,870 Where the hell are you idiots! 1022 01:20:27,120 --> 01:20:28,750 Is the job done yet? 1023 01:20:29,330 --> 01:20:30,500 It's done, Mr. Butt. 1024 01:20:35,160 --> 01:20:36,410 Anya's with me. 1025 01:20:37,830 --> 01:20:40,370 Oh, Teefa! 1026 01:20:40,450 --> 01:20:42,870 Very good! When are you coming? 1027 01:20:43,250 --> 01:20:44,120 Soon! 1028 01:20:44,290 --> 01:20:47,620 Hurry up, Teefa! Very good! Well-done! 1029 01:20:48,330 --> 01:20:51,080 That's my boy! 1030 01:21:13,040 --> 01:21:14,080 Are you married? 1031 01:21:16,660 --> 01:21:18,120 Do you have kids? 1032 01:21:23,200 --> 01:21:24,580 I have a daughter. 1033 01:21:26,290 --> 01:21:28,040 And I'd do anything for her. 1034 01:21:28,620 --> 01:21:30,620 What the hell is he on about? 1035 01:21:30,700 --> 01:21:32,580 How do I get out of here? 1036 01:21:33,250 --> 01:21:35,950 If I jump out of this window, I'll break my eggs. 1037 01:21:36,040 --> 01:21:39,870 Because there's a truck down there, not of eggs but some damn rods. 1038 01:21:47,910 --> 01:21:49,910 Well, I guess I'll just listen to him. 1039 01:21:50,160 --> 01:21:51,370 Do you get it? 1040 01:21:53,410 --> 01:21:54,540 Now tell me. 1041 01:21:54,950 --> 01:21:55,870 What? 1042 01:21:58,160 --> 01:22:00,040 Where is my daughter? 1043 01:22:00,450 --> 01:22:03,660 I don't know, I swear! I never lie! 1044 01:22:03,750 --> 01:22:07,580 Every child in Poland knows that Tony never lies! 1045 01:22:07,660 --> 01:22:10,790 I'm telling you the truth! I don't know where they are! 1046 01:22:12,290 --> 01:22:14,660 Lee, shut off your phone. 1047 01:22:17,120 --> 01:22:18,790 Sir, that's not my phone. 1048 01:22:27,950 --> 01:22:29,200 Teefa! 1049 01:22:29,700 --> 01:22:32,330 Don't try to act smart 1050 01:22:32,700 --> 01:22:34,660 Tell him to stay where he is, 1051 01:22:34,750 --> 01:22:36,580 and that you'll be there in fifteen minutes. 1052 01:22:38,080 --> 01:22:41,950 -Tony, you son of a-- -Teefa, listen to me! Where are you? 1053 01:22:42,040 --> 01:22:45,040 I'm on the roof right next to the clock tower at Town Square! 1054 01:22:45,120 --> 01:22:46,160 Alright, stay right there! 1055 01:22:46,250 --> 01:22:48,290 I'll be there in fifteen minutes! Don't move, okay? 1056 01:22:48,370 --> 01:22:50,580 Yeah, okay. If you disappear this time, I'll-- 1057 01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:52,120 Is that fine? 1058 01:22:54,250 --> 01:22:55,450 Take him along. 1059 01:22:55,540 --> 01:22:58,660 Yes, take me along. I'll only get bored! 1060 01:22:58,750 --> 01:23:00,450 We'll catch that son of a bitch together! Easy on the hand! 1061 01:23:15,660 --> 01:23:17,790 There you go, some hot tea. 1062 01:23:19,830 --> 01:23:23,450 How do you know that I'd want some tea when I wake up? 1063 01:23:24,080 --> 01:23:26,330 -You like tea? -Yeah. 1064 01:23:26,410 --> 01:23:29,660 Oh man, wait till you try the tea my mother makes. 1065 01:23:29,830 --> 01:23:31,910 If you're ever in Lahore, I'll treat you to some! 1066 01:23:33,790 --> 01:23:35,160 You live in Lahore? 1067 01:23:35,830 --> 01:23:37,950 -Yes. -I thought you might've moved here. 1068 01:23:38,040 --> 01:23:39,580 Why would I move here? 1069 01:23:39,870 --> 01:23:44,040 You know, once you've lived in Lahore, you can't live anywhere else. 1070 01:23:44,750 --> 01:23:47,450 Tony just calls me here for pulling some jobs. 1071 01:23:47,540 --> 01:23:49,580 Once I am done, I go back. 1072 01:23:51,290 --> 01:23:53,580 Oh, that reminds me! We found Tony! 1073 01:23:55,080 --> 01:23:56,120 He's almost here! 1074 01:23:57,080 --> 01:24:00,870 Then you can go off to your friend, and I'll be off to Lahore to my ma. 1075 01:24:01,410 --> 01:24:02,830 -Shall we go? -To Lahore? 1076 01:24:03,700 --> 01:24:04,700 Downstairs. 1077 01:24:25,910 --> 01:24:27,580 Run! 1078 01:25:32,870 --> 01:25:34,450 We're safe! 1079 01:25:35,830 --> 01:25:37,000 Anya! 1080 01:25:37,290 --> 01:25:38,580 Anya! 1081 01:25:43,290 --> 01:25:46,250 Tony you ruined everything! 1082 01:25:46,330 --> 01:25:47,870 I am the one fixing it, aren't I? 1083 01:25:47,950 --> 01:25:50,540 Don't fight, guys! Let it be. Shall we go? 1084 01:25:51,330 --> 01:25:53,950 Go where? The truck's busted. How will we get anywhere? 1085 01:26:03,160 --> 01:26:05,410 Tony, translation please. 1086 01:26:09,160 --> 01:26:10,250 Translation, please. 1087 01:26:10,830 --> 01:26:13,660 Sometimes the journey is more important than the destination. 1088 01:26:16,200 --> 01:26:18,580 Well, well... 1089 01:26:20,120 --> 01:26:22,370 The girl's kinda saucy, Tony! 1090 01:26:25,000 --> 01:26:26,370 I know what you're thinking. 1091 01:26:26,450 --> 01:26:28,660 But what you're thinking can never happen. 1092 01:26:29,580 --> 01:26:30,870 Then let me enjoy thinking about it. 1093 01:26:42,040 --> 01:26:47,120 Oh, my dear Listen to my heart 1094 01:26:47,540 --> 01:26:52,750 My beloved, you're the only one for me 1095 01:26:53,250 --> 01:26:58,330 Oh, my dear Listen to my heart 1096 01:26:58,790 --> 01:27:03,660 My beloved, you're the only one for me 1097 01:27:03,870 --> 01:27:06,660 I'll guard my heart till it's yours 1098 01:27:06,750 --> 01:27:09,450 I'll write every song for you 1099 01:27:09,540 --> 01:27:12,250 My nights will long for your embrace 1100 01:27:12,330 --> 01:27:14,950 Just hear me out, my love 1101 01:27:15,080 --> 01:27:17,830 I'm an artist, just for you 1102 01:27:17,910 --> 01:27:20,660 I'm intoxicated for you 1103 01:27:20,750 --> 01:27:23,450 I've fallen in love with you 1104 01:27:23,540 --> 01:27:26,290 Just say yes! 1105 01:27:26,750 --> 01:27:31,950 Oh, my dear Listen to my heart 1106 01:27:32,290 --> 01:27:37,660 My beloved, you're the only one for me 1107 01:27:37,870 --> 01:27:43,080 Oh, my dear 1108 01:27:43,370 --> 01:27:48,370 Oh, my dear 1109 01:28:00,950 --> 01:28:06,200 I've come just for you Take care of my heart 1110 01:28:06,500 --> 01:28:11,750 Take me wherever you go I won't ask for anything more 1111 01:28:12,120 --> 01:28:17,330 Seems as if I've known you for years 1112 01:28:17,660 --> 01:28:21,830 Catch me in your arms if I ever fall 1113 01:28:21,910 --> 01:28:24,660 I'll always be with you 1114 01:28:24,910 --> 01:28:27,580 I won't even dare talk to anyone else 1115 01:28:27,700 --> 01:28:30,290 My life is only yours 1116 01:28:30,540 --> 01:28:33,330 You're my only one 1117 01:28:33,700 --> 01:28:38,910 Oh, my dear Listen to my heart 1118 01:28:39,290 --> 01:28:44,500 My beloved, you're the only one for me 1119 01:28:44,830 --> 01:28:49,910 Oh, my dear 1120 01:28:50,250 --> 01:28:55,200 Oh, my dear 1121 01:29:07,950 --> 01:29:13,370 How do I kill away the nights As I miserably long for you 1122 01:29:13,580 --> 01:29:18,450 Without you, My heart and soul can't ever sing 1123 01:29:19,120 --> 01:29:24,330 Your love is what makes me worthy It shines like the stars 1124 01:29:24,660 --> 01:29:28,950 Just embrace me in your arms 1125 01:29:29,040 --> 01:29:31,580 We live only once 1126 01:29:31,830 --> 01:29:34,500 So let's fall in love 1127 01:29:34,660 --> 01:29:37,290 Enjoy this moment for me 1128 01:29:37,410 --> 01:29:40,370 As you reside in my heart and soul 1129 01:29:40,660 --> 01:29:45,870 Oh, my dear Listen to my heart 1130 01:29:46,120 --> 01:29:51,500 My beloved, you're the only one for me 1131 01:29:51,830 --> 01:29:56,950 Oh, my dear 1132 01:29:57,200 --> 01:30:02,290 Oh, my dear 1133 01:30:14,790 --> 01:30:16,790 -And we're here! -Wow! 1134 01:30:16,950 --> 01:30:18,580 Can you ask Mr. Boris Becker to open the door for us? 1135 01:30:18,660 --> 01:30:21,410 -Hurry! -Thank you. 1136 01:30:22,080 --> 01:30:23,200 Sara! 1137 01:30:28,370 --> 01:30:29,250 Everything went according to plan? 1138 01:30:29,750 --> 01:30:31,500 -Where are those dream dealers? -Behind you. 1139 01:30:31,750 --> 01:30:33,410 This means my connections were right all along. 1140 01:30:33,500 --> 01:30:34,830 This looks good. 1141 01:30:36,450 --> 01:30:37,790 Teefa. 1142 01:30:38,200 --> 01:30:40,250 Tony. "Tony.Shah." 1143 01:30:40,330 --> 01:30:42,410 -I am Sara. -You're not Sara. 1144 01:30:42,750 --> 01:30:44,830 You're my Senorita. 1145 01:30:49,410 --> 01:30:50,410 Translation, please. 1146 01:30:50,830 --> 01:30:52,500 If she laughs, she digs you. 1147 01:30:52,950 --> 01:30:55,200 Sara, if it weren't for these two... 1148 01:30:55,290 --> 01:31:00,160 I mean, if it wasn't for him, I would have never gotten here. 1149 01:31:00,660 --> 01:31:02,620 I was just doing my job. 1150 01:31:02,700 --> 01:31:05,660 I'm glad she's reached safely. That's all I want. 1151 01:31:06,370 --> 01:31:07,540 Tony, shall we? 1152 01:31:08,700 --> 01:31:10,000 Tony, let's go! 1153 01:31:11,790 --> 01:31:13,910 -What are you doing? -Just keep looking! 1154 01:31:14,000 --> 01:31:15,290 How about a cup of coffee? 1155 01:31:18,540 --> 01:31:21,290 How about some Lassi? 1156 01:31:21,910 --> 01:31:23,370 Lassi? 1157 01:31:26,250 --> 01:31:28,450 Seems like these white folks have their lives figured out. 1158 01:31:31,830 --> 01:31:32,910 Anya! 1159 01:31:37,620 --> 01:31:39,330 Andy's coming and he looks hot as hell! 1160 01:31:53,950 --> 01:31:56,500 Latifah? Is he mocking me? I'll smash his head! 1161 01:31:56,580 --> 01:31:58,000 No, he's only joking! 1162 01:32:09,910 --> 01:32:11,870 Thank God you got her here all safe and sound. 1163 01:32:12,160 --> 01:32:14,750 You know, I've never seen her so happy. 1164 01:32:14,830 --> 01:32:16,950 She's dying to be with him. 1165 01:32:17,080 --> 01:32:19,370 But she never lets it show. Idiot! 1166 01:32:20,290 --> 01:32:21,160 Shall we? 1167 01:32:23,160 --> 01:32:24,120 Having fun? 1168 01:32:24,790 --> 01:32:26,500 You seem a bit down, man. 1169 01:32:31,540 --> 01:32:34,580 Check out that white dude, tight as a drum! 1170 01:32:35,080 --> 01:32:37,830 And you, Teefa? Mr. Loose Lace! 1171 01:32:38,950 --> 01:32:40,790 Do something. Pull something out of your hat. 1172 01:34:55,910 --> 01:35:01,500 My love, your path is far from me 1173 01:35:01,580 --> 01:35:06,700 And my arms long for you 1174 01:35:06,790 --> 01:35:09,370 You reside within my heart and soul 1175 01:35:09,450 --> 01:35:11,950 Why won't you say something? 1176 01:35:12,040 --> 01:35:16,790 Breathe life into me, So I can breathe 1177 01:35:17,330 --> 01:35:22,500 I stand helpless 1178 01:35:22,700 --> 01:35:27,910 Your soul is where I reside 1179 01:35:28,000 --> 01:35:30,580 I can't bear anything else 1180 01:35:30,660 --> 01:35:33,660 I can't live without you now 1181 01:35:33,750 --> 01:35:38,250 Take me into the realm of your love 1182 01:36:00,870 --> 01:36:05,830 We'll be sitting by the river 1183 01:36:06,370 --> 01:36:11,000 Oblivious of this world, Lost in our own 1184 01:36:11,580 --> 01:36:16,450 I've come just for you 1185 01:36:16,910 --> 01:36:20,790 You are in me, I am in you 1186 01:36:20,870 --> 01:36:26,000 Like a moon and a star 1187 01:36:26,080 --> 01:36:31,120 Is how we belong together 1188 01:36:31,290 --> 01:36:36,660 As I sleep in your arms And tell you I'm yours 1189 01:36:36,750 --> 01:36:41,870 May love embrace us for life 1190 01:36:42,080 --> 01:36:47,200 I will devote myself to your name 1191 01:36:47,370 --> 01:36:52,500 Keep my heart safe 1192 01:36:52,660 --> 01:36:55,120 I can lose everything in this world 1193 01:36:55,370 --> 01:36:58,500 But as long as I have you, I'll be complete 1194 01:36:58,580 --> 01:37:03,250 That's all I would ever wish for 1195 01:37:25,200 --> 01:37:29,000 In the dark of the night 1196 01:37:29,830 --> 01:37:33,450 I miss you 1197 01:37:35,000 --> 01:37:42,250 My heart can't bear it 1198 01:38:03,790 --> 01:38:06,750 Teefa! 1199 01:38:07,370 --> 01:38:08,620 Falling in love, are you? 1200 01:38:14,000 --> 01:38:16,040 This is where they all fall. 1201 01:38:17,370 --> 01:38:22,160 You lose your heart, and you lose your mind. 1202 01:38:23,370 --> 01:38:25,870 Come on, boy. Enough. 1203 01:38:26,500 --> 01:38:30,290 Hurry up, hand over the girl 1204 01:38:31,040 --> 01:38:35,660 and get done with this mess. 1205 01:38:36,000 --> 01:38:37,250 Alright? Come on! 1206 01:38:38,080 --> 01:38:39,870 Don't listen to him, Teefa. 1207 01:38:40,120 --> 01:38:41,370 Money isn't everything. 1208 01:38:43,330 --> 01:38:45,580 The real power lies in love. 1209 01:38:45,750 --> 01:38:46,870 Love? 1210 01:38:47,540 --> 01:38:51,290 The whole world falls in love, gets married, 1211 01:38:51,500 --> 01:38:53,620 and then they cry with clenched fists! 1212 01:38:53,700 --> 01:38:56,790 Love? Love is only for the fortunate. 1213 01:38:56,870 --> 01:38:58,830 To hell with love! 1214 01:38:58,910 --> 01:39:00,290 Listen up, everyone. 1215 01:39:00,370 --> 01:39:02,450 We can bicker all we want about love and money, 1216 01:39:02,540 --> 01:39:05,120 but can we order something to eat? I'm hungry. 1217 01:39:05,200 --> 01:39:08,700 I'm scared. This is not right. 1218 01:39:08,790 --> 01:39:10,290 Oh, man! 1219 01:39:11,080 --> 01:39:14,950 Teefa, everything will be alright, 1220 01:39:15,080 --> 01:39:17,700 -if you stick to the plan. -No! 1221 01:39:19,250 --> 01:39:23,080 Teefa, listen to your heart. 1222 01:39:23,870 --> 01:39:25,910 To hell with the heart. What about this belly, right here? 1223 01:39:26,000 --> 01:39:28,450 You mean the heart? 1224 01:39:35,200 --> 01:39:38,040 The heart brings hell on earth! 1225 01:39:38,330 --> 01:39:40,870 Teefa, he's getting you into trouble. 1226 01:39:40,950 --> 01:39:43,870 That girl is getting you into trouble, Teefa! 1227 01:39:44,200 --> 01:39:46,620 Oh my, God! We're stuck! 1228 01:39:46,700 --> 01:39:48,700 Should I order some tikkas? 1229 01:39:49,080 --> 01:39:50,580 Hungry? 1230 01:39:51,370 --> 01:39:54,080 Looks like we'll have to make some tikkas after all. 1231 01:39:57,080 --> 01:39:58,790 Oh, good Lord! 1232 01:40:02,040 --> 01:40:04,160 Bloodshed gets you nowhere. 1233 01:40:04,580 --> 01:40:08,330 But those of us who believe in love can die for it... 1234 01:40:08,410 --> 01:40:09,370 Here we go! 1235 01:40:10,080 --> 01:40:11,080 ...and also kill for it! 1236 01:40:12,290 --> 01:40:15,450 Someone's getting emotional! This is gonna be fun! 1237 01:40:16,200 --> 01:40:20,830 I've been asking you guys what to order! I'm hungry! 1238 01:40:20,910 --> 01:40:22,200 I told you something bad was going to happen! 1239 01:40:22,290 --> 01:40:24,160 -What do we do now? -Wait a minute! 1240 01:40:24,250 --> 01:40:26,620 Guys, we're all the same person. 1241 01:40:26,700 --> 01:40:30,540 There's no need to fight, let's just sit and discuss everything. 1242 01:40:30,620 --> 01:40:31,450 To hell with that! 1243 01:41:15,200 --> 01:41:19,160 Teefa... What did I tell you? 1244 01:41:19,450 --> 01:41:21,830 Love is nothing but bullshit! 1245 01:41:21,950 --> 01:41:24,580 It's all about the money, honey. 1246 01:41:24,660 --> 01:41:29,000 Come on, boy. Get up, get the girl, 1247 01:41:30,080 --> 01:41:32,250 and show us what you got. 1248 01:41:32,410 --> 01:41:34,750 Come on, now. Wake up! 1249 01:42:26,250 --> 01:42:27,500 Who's this? 1250 01:43:24,160 --> 01:43:25,580 Beautiful, right? 1251 01:43:25,830 --> 01:43:28,200 Yes, very. 1252 01:43:30,660 --> 01:43:32,290 You'll leave all of of this behind? 1253 01:43:33,160 --> 01:43:34,040 No. 1254 01:43:35,750 --> 01:43:37,080 It'll stay with me... 1255 01:43:38,040 --> 01:43:39,250 forever. 1256 01:43:44,120 --> 01:43:45,370 I'll miss... 1257 01:43:47,200 --> 01:43:48,370 all of this. 1258 01:43:51,660 --> 01:43:53,370 I'll miss it too. 1259 01:43:58,700 --> 01:43:59,910 How's Lahore? 1260 01:44:02,910 --> 01:44:05,950 You see the colors of the skies above us? 1261 01:44:07,540 --> 01:44:10,120 Lahore is painted with as many colors. 1262 01:44:11,000 --> 01:44:12,660 I want to see those colors. 1263 01:44:13,950 --> 01:44:15,910 -You won't be able to. -Why? 1264 01:44:17,000 --> 01:44:19,160 Because princesses who have grown up in palaces... 1265 01:44:20,120 --> 01:44:22,540 cannot fathom the pain of starving children, 1266 01:44:22,620 --> 01:44:24,450 lying bare naked on the street. 1267 01:44:25,040 --> 01:44:26,250 Nor can they understand their despair. 1268 01:44:27,830 --> 01:44:29,450 I want to understand. 1269 01:44:32,000 --> 01:44:32,830 Yes. 1270 01:44:37,410 --> 01:44:38,790 I was 12... 1271 01:44:39,950 --> 01:44:42,870 when my dad passed away. 1272 01:44:44,540 --> 01:44:46,540 Leaving nothing but misery behind for us. 1273 01:44:46,660 --> 01:44:47,830 He said... 1274 01:44:49,080 --> 01:44:50,500 "I'm leaving behind the respect we've earned." 1275 01:44:50,580 --> 01:44:52,370 Little did he know... 1276 01:44:53,830 --> 01:44:58,200 that when you're starving, you can't feed on respect. 1277 01:44:59,250 --> 01:45:00,790 You need bread. 1278 01:45:01,950 --> 01:45:04,120 And for that, you need money. 1279 01:45:05,450 --> 01:45:07,120 He couldn't understand. 1280 01:45:08,370 --> 01:45:10,950 But I understood the world quite sooner. 1281 01:45:12,370 --> 01:45:14,080 Money is everything. 1282 01:45:15,160 --> 01:45:19,450 Because those who have money, have respect. 1283 01:45:20,500 --> 01:45:21,700 Do you get it now? 1284 01:45:32,290 --> 01:45:33,410 Anya! 1285 01:45:35,290 --> 01:45:36,700 Let's go! 1286 01:45:44,120 --> 01:45:46,660 -What are you gonna do now? -I can't go home. 1287 01:45:48,080 --> 01:45:49,500 Then where? 1288 01:45:52,330 --> 01:45:53,370 Lahore. 1289 01:45:54,290 --> 01:45:57,080 -Take me to Lahore. -Are you sure? 1290 01:45:57,500 --> 01:45:58,410 I'm sure. 1291 01:46:14,290 --> 01:46:15,660 Where is Anya? 1292 01:46:18,290 --> 01:46:19,370 I don't know. 1293 01:46:19,620 --> 01:46:20,790 Check inside! 1294 01:47:07,950 --> 01:47:09,160 Wait a minute! 1295 01:47:09,250 --> 01:47:12,540 Be gentle! It's pure leather. Be careful! 1296 01:47:15,080 --> 01:47:15,950 Where is Anya? 1297 01:47:16,080 --> 01:47:17,910 Listen, we're in a foreign country. 1298 01:47:18,000 --> 01:47:19,830 We don't deal with things like this. 1299 01:47:19,910 --> 01:47:21,870 There's a coffee shop nearby. How about we have a chat there? 1300 01:47:21,950 --> 01:47:24,500 You'll get to have some coffee and I'll have a chance to talk! 1301 01:49:01,120 --> 01:49:02,790 What's so special about this place? 1302 01:49:17,620 --> 01:49:19,540 It's so peaceful here. 1303 01:49:20,750 --> 01:49:22,500 And so beautiful. 1304 01:49:23,250 --> 01:49:25,500 Life can be so unpredictable. 1305 01:49:26,080 --> 01:49:27,910 One moment you're some place... 1306 01:49:29,040 --> 01:49:30,870 and in the next, another. 1307 01:49:30,950 --> 01:49:32,750 And that too with you. 1308 01:49:41,160 --> 01:49:42,870 My dear daughter! 1309 01:49:46,620 --> 01:49:48,080 Uncle Butt? 1310 01:49:48,700 --> 01:49:52,040 -How did you know that I am here? -Don't talk nonsense, my dear. 1311 01:49:52,120 --> 01:49:55,080 You're in my city. How could I have not known? 1312 01:49:55,160 --> 01:49:56,450 Ain't that right, Teefa? 1313 01:49:57,500 --> 01:49:59,830 Why are you standing there with that long face? 1314 01:50:00,000 --> 01:50:01,450 Haven't you told her? 1315 01:50:02,540 --> 01:50:05,250 You two, know each other? 1316 01:50:05,410 --> 01:50:06,500 Know each other? 1317 01:50:06,580 --> 01:50:08,830 He's my number one man. 1318 01:50:08,910 --> 01:50:12,330 He takes care of all of my problems. 1319 01:50:12,410 --> 01:50:15,200 He's the one who's brought you here. 1320 01:50:17,160 --> 01:50:20,120 Praise be to Allah! 1321 01:50:20,200 --> 01:50:25,040 You've grown up to be a beautiful young woman. 1322 01:50:25,120 --> 01:50:27,830 By the way, you're much prettier than your photographs. 1323 01:50:27,910 --> 01:50:30,120 -Salaam... -You bucket head! 1324 01:50:30,200 --> 01:50:32,290 You can save the romancing for later. 1325 01:50:32,790 --> 01:50:35,160 Come on, dear. Let's go home. 1326 01:50:35,250 --> 01:50:37,000 Your aunt is waiting for you. 1327 01:50:37,080 --> 01:50:39,330 All the arrangements have been done. 1328 01:50:42,910 --> 01:50:44,370 Teefa... 1329 01:50:44,950 --> 01:50:46,500 what is uncle talking about? 1330 01:50:46,580 --> 01:50:50,620 He doesn't say much. He's more of an "actions" guy. 1331 01:50:50,750 --> 01:50:52,200 Ashfaaq! 1332 01:50:52,290 --> 01:50:54,870 Get over here and give Teefa his reward! 1333 01:50:55,410 --> 01:50:56,830 There you go, Teefa. 1334 01:50:56,910 --> 01:50:59,450 It's all in there. You can count it. 1335 01:50:59,540 --> 01:51:03,620 I've got fresh, new bills for you. 1336 01:51:05,450 --> 01:51:07,660 Take it. Why are you being so shy? 1337 01:51:07,750 --> 01:51:09,330 It's yours. 1338 01:51:09,790 --> 01:51:11,620 Take it! 1339 01:51:14,500 --> 01:51:16,200 Let's go. 1340 01:51:30,910 --> 01:51:36,120 My beloved 1341 01:51:36,580 --> 01:51:42,330 Stands before me today 1342 01:51:44,830 --> 01:51:49,330 My heart 1343 01:51:49,870 --> 01:51:55,120 Has been ripped into pieces 1344 01:51:55,500 --> 01:51:59,120 My heart now weeps 1345 01:51:59,450 --> 01:52:06,120 Inside of my chest 1346 01:52:06,450 --> 01:52:11,000 May no one's beloved 1347 01:52:11,080 --> 01:52:16,660 Ever part ways 1348 01:52:30,040 --> 01:52:33,000 Don't hide behind the veil, my beloved 1349 01:52:33,080 --> 01:52:36,500 My heart and my life now belong to you 1350 01:52:36,750 --> 01:52:39,660 Don't hide behind the veil, my beloved 1351 01:52:39,750 --> 01:52:43,080 My heart and my life now belong to you 1352 01:52:56,000 --> 01:53:02,450 I don't know what's happening My heart is sinking 1353 01:53:02,540 --> 01:53:06,160 Makes me knock on every door 1354 01:53:06,250 --> 01:53:12,700 I'm swaying to the rhythm of love 1355 01:53:12,790 --> 01:53:19,000 I'm swaying to the rhythm of love 1356 01:53:19,080 --> 01:53:25,450 I don't know what's happening My heart is sinking 1357 01:53:25,540 --> 01:53:29,200 Makes me knock on every door 1358 01:53:29,290 --> 01:53:35,750 I'm swaying to the rhythm of love 1359 01:53:35,910 --> 01:53:42,290 I'm swaying to the rhythm of love 1360 01:53:55,580 --> 01:53:58,450 Don't hide behind the veil, my beloved 1361 01:53:58,540 --> 01:54:02,250 My heart and my life now belong to you 1362 01:54:02,620 --> 01:54:09,080 My beloved is upset As the sun now sets 1363 01:54:09,410 --> 01:54:15,200 The matters of the heart Remain confined within 1364 01:54:15,950 --> 01:54:22,250 Tears stream down As the heart trembles 1365 01:54:22,580 --> 01:54:29,000 Oh love, I don't understand you 1366 01:54:29,200 --> 01:54:35,290 One life... 1367 01:54:39,000 --> 01:54:44,660 One life And a thousand pains 1368 01:54:44,870 --> 01:54:51,200 I'm swaying to the rhythm of love 1369 01:54:51,500 --> 01:54:57,580 I'm swaying to the rhythm of love 1370 01:54:57,660 --> 01:55:04,120 I don't know what's happening My heart is sinking 1371 01:55:04,200 --> 01:55:07,750 Makes me knock on every door 1372 01:55:07,830 --> 01:55:14,200 I'm swaying to the rhythm of love 1373 01:55:14,500 --> 01:55:20,790 I'm swaying to the rhythm of love 1374 01:55:21,040 --> 01:55:27,450 I'm swaying to the rhythm of love 1375 01:55:27,620 --> 01:55:34,160 I'm swaying to the rhythm of love 1376 01:55:46,450 --> 01:55:49,160 Teefa, you're back? 1377 01:55:49,910 --> 01:55:51,790 Is the job done? 1378 01:55:55,790 --> 01:55:57,080 Ma... 1379 01:55:58,290 --> 01:56:00,450 can you please honestly answer my question? 1380 01:56:02,250 --> 01:56:04,370 What sort of a man was my father? 1381 01:56:04,830 --> 01:56:05,870 Teefa... 1382 01:56:06,410 --> 01:56:09,540 why are you asking me this again? 1383 01:56:10,830 --> 01:56:12,660 Is everything alright? 1384 01:56:15,290 --> 01:56:16,620 Tell me. 1385 01:56:17,250 --> 01:56:18,950 Were you happy with him? 1386 01:56:19,370 --> 01:56:20,870 Extremely. 1387 01:56:21,620 --> 01:56:25,120 But, he never got anything for you. 1388 01:56:26,540 --> 01:56:32,450 Well, there's not much needed when there's plenty of love. 1389 01:56:32,870 --> 01:56:36,080 But, he could have at least left something for us, Ma. 1390 01:56:36,700 --> 01:56:39,700 I've seen you washing people's dishes all my childhood. 1391 01:56:39,790 --> 01:56:43,250 How can you say that he left nothing for us? 1392 01:56:43,620 --> 01:56:46,410 Have you seen the kind of respect I get in the neighborhood? 1393 01:56:46,910 --> 01:56:49,620 It's all because of your father. 1394 01:56:50,370 --> 01:56:54,620 Son, earning money is very easy. 1395 01:56:54,870 --> 01:56:56,120 But earning respect? 1396 01:56:58,620 --> 01:57:03,250 Look, money and people... all go away someday. 1397 01:57:04,330 --> 01:57:07,580 But good deeds live on forever. 1398 01:57:08,330 --> 01:57:11,000 And this isn't something you'll only find in books. 1399 01:57:11,160 --> 01:57:12,080 Ma... 1400 01:57:17,580 --> 01:57:19,660 -My dear... -I've made a mistake. 1401 01:57:20,040 --> 01:57:22,660 Look, Teefa. I am your mother. 1402 01:57:23,330 --> 01:57:25,200 I know everything. 1403 01:57:25,660 --> 01:57:28,040 Everyone makes mistakes. 1404 01:57:29,750 --> 01:57:30,950 But in the end... 1405 01:57:31,870 --> 01:57:37,290 the ones who fix their mistakes are truly righteous. 1406 01:57:39,830 --> 01:57:41,750 And I know... 1407 01:57:43,000 --> 01:57:44,830 that you'll do the right thing. 1408 01:58:16,250 --> 01:58:19,950 My God, I cannot believe my eyes! 1409 01:58:20,290 --> 01:58:21,620 So beautiful! 1410 01:58:21,700 --> 01:58:25,870 You look just like a princess! 1411 01:58:26,080 --> 01:58:29,830 I brought these bangles for you. 1412 01:58:30,040 --> 01:58:33,700 These are ancestral. My mother had given them to me. 1413 01:58:33,790 --> 01:58:34,950 And I am passing them on to you. 1414 01:58:35,040 --> 01:58:37,540 -What? -Right. 1415 01:58:39,250 --> 01:58:43,250 My dear, I know you must be thinking that this isn't right. 1416 01:58:43,450 --> 01:58:45,370 But soon, everything will be alright. 1417 01:58:45,700 --> 01:58:47,370 This is how marriages happen. 1418 01:58:47,660 --> 01:58:49,950 And my son, my munchkin... 1419 01:58:50,290 --> 01:58:52,700 he's a very good guy. 1420 01:58:52,950 --> 01:58:54,540 He'll look after you. 1421 01:58:54,830 --> 01:58:57,660 He'll take good care of you. I swear. 1422 01:58:57,790 --> 01:59:02,040 He'll pamper you and give you everything that he has. 1423 01:59:02,160 --> 01:59:03,950 And that unwilling father of yours? 1424 01:59:04,120 --> 01:59:06,580 He'll come to terms with it too, I'm telling you! 1425 01:59:09,450 --> 01:59:11,950 -You're right -God bless you! 1426 01:59:12,290 --> 01:59:14,910 My friend, you look like a prince today. 1427 01:59:15,000 --> 01:59:16,370 She's a lucky woman, you know. 1428 01:59:16,450 --> 01:59:18,580 Is the Maulvi here or not? 1429 01:59:18,700 --> 01:59:20,540 Dad, my button popped open again. 1430 01:59:20,620 --> 01:59:23,250 -Call the tailor! -To hell with the tailor! 1431 01:59:23,330 --> 01:59:25,330 The Maulvi is going to officiate, not the tailor. 1432 01:59:25,410 --> 01:59:27,620 Who cares about the buttons? They're gonna open up later anyway. 1433 01:59:27,700 --> 01:59:30,580 Tell me, who's gone to get the Maulvi? 1434 01:59:34,540 --> 01:59:36,410 Son, I've been praying all my life. 1435 01:59:36,500 --> 01:59:38,620 But never as much as sitting with you on the bike. 1436 01:59:38,700 --> 01:59:40,750 You couldn't keep your damned foot off of the accelerator. 1437 01:59:40,870 --> 01:59:42,160 You're a stubborn one, aren't you? 1438 01:59:42,250 --> 01:59:46,040 One should be pious like yourself, and stubborn like me! 1439 01:59:47,160 --> 01:59:49,040 Come, let's go. 1440 01:59:49,120 --> 01:59:50,500 God, I repent! 1441 01:59:53,700 --> 01:59:54,790 The bird took it! 1442 01:59:56,700 --> 01:59:57,750 This way, sir. 1443 01:59:57,830 --> 02:00:00,330 Get over there you son of gun! 1444 02:00:00,410 --> 02:00:02,330 Mr. Butt, the Maulvi. 1445 02:00:02,450 --> 02:00:05,790 Salaam Alaikum. Welcome. 1446 02:00:05,870 --> 02:00:11,580 My son, you take care of all of my problems, don't you? 1447 02:00:11,660 --> 02:00:15,370 If it wasn't for you, I would have been worthless. 1448 02:00:15,790 --> 02:00:19,700 Go, my boy. Enjoy the party! 1449 02:00:21,830 --> 02:00:24,910 Give me that. It's time to nab the sweetmeat. 1450 02:00:25,620 --> 02:00:28,870 Wow, so much perfume! 1451 02:00:28,950 --> 02:00:30,700 Aren't you wearing any? You're too smelly. 1452 02:00:30,790 --> 02:00:32,450 -Hello there, Teefa. -Hi, teefa. 1453 02:00:32,540 --> 02:00:33,910 How do I look? 1454 02:00:34,000 --> 02:00:37,120 Oh my! Praise be to God. 1455 02:00:38,790 --> 02:00:41,120 Damn, it opened up again! 1456 02:00:41,200 --> 02:00:43,160 There goes all of my self confidence! 1457 02:00:43,250 --> 02:00:45,290 Well no problem, it's just a button. 1458 02:00:45,410 --> 02:00:47,040 Let's just button it up again. 1459 02:00:47,200 --> 02:00:48,250 Suck in your belly. 1460 02:00:49,620 --> 02:00:51,410 Could you guys go over there for a second? 1461 02:00:54,950 --> 02:00:56,410 -Teefa. -Yes? 1462 02:00:56,660 --> 02:00:57,950 You're like a brother to me. 1463 02:00:58,200 --> 02:01:00,040 I can share this only with you. 1464 02:01:00,910 --> 02:01:04,450 You know, it's sort of my first time. 1465 02:01:04,660 --> 02:01:06,750 So how I do make Anya... 1466 02:01:07,620 --> 02:01:08,750 smile. 1467 02:01:08,830 --> 02:01:10,620 She looks sad all the time. 1468 02:01:10,830 --> 02:01:14,410 If you say, should I go talk to her? 1469 02:01:15,620 --> 02:01:18,830 -I guess she listens to you, right? -Yes. 1470 02:01:18,910 --> 02:01:20,160 Please put in a good word for me. 1471 02:01:20,250 --> 02:01:23,290 I know just what to do, don't worry. 1472 02:01:23,370 --> 02:01:24,660 Here, have this sweetmeat. 1473 02:01:24,750 --> 02:01:26,700 Don't you worry. Okay? 1474 02:01:27,500 --> 02:01:28,750 Listen. 1475 02:01:29,450 --> 02:01:31,700 -Don't mind, okay? -Not at all. 1476 02:01:32,160 --> 02:01:34,620 -Something's been bothering me. -Tell me. 1477 02:01:34,830 --> 02:01:37,370 Well, you guys were together for a really long time. 1478 02:01:37,450 --> 02:01:39,750 -Did you both ever... -What the hell are you saying! 1479 02:01:39,830 --> 02:01:41,830 -She's your sister in law! -What! 1480 02:01:41,910 --> 02:01:43,620 I meant, mine. 1481 02:01:45,040 --> 02:01:46,580 But you don't have to worry at all. 1482 02:01:48,080 --> 02:01:50,700 You just wait and watch how I go and talk to her. 1483 02:01:51,500 --> 02:01:53,370 No worries. It's your wedding, man! 1484 02:01:56,500 --> 02:01:59,250 -Teefa, where are going? -Salaam Alaikum. 1485 02:01:59,540 --> 02:02:01,080 Need to get out of here. 1486 02:02:04,830 --> 02:02:07,540 At first the barber came for me 1487 02:02:07,620 --> 02:02:10,330 At first the barber came for me 1488 02:02:10,410 --> 02:02:13,200 I won't go with the barber, I am scared 1489 02:02:13,290 --> 02:02:15,750 Can't lift the lock Can't say anything 1490 02:02:15,830 --> 02:02:18,540 Can't lift the lock Can't throw it away 1491 02:02:18,620 --> 02:02:21,540 Can't lift the lock Can't throw it away 1492 02:02:21,620 --> 02:02:25,410 Barber, oh barber, You're a player 1493 02:02:25,540 --> 02:02:27,790 With your slick moves You're a player 1494 02:02:27,910 --> 02:02:29,750 I won't go with you 1495 02:02:29,950 --> 02:02:31,080 I won't go 1496 02:02:31,160 --> 02:02:32,160 Anya! 1497 02:02:35,450 --> 02:02:36,330 Anya! 1498 02:02:42,290 --> 02:02:43,410 Anya? 1499 02:02:45,290 --> 02:02:46,450 Anya? 1500 02:02:59,200 --> 02:03:00,620 Anya! 1501 02:03:01,910 --> 02:03:02,790 Anya! 1502 02:03:02,870 --> 02:03:03,950 -What are you doing? -You! 1503 02:03:04,040 --> 02:03:05,080 What are you doing here! 1504 02:03:05,160 --> 02:03:06,870 Have you lost it? You'll die! 1505 02:03:06,950 --> 02:03:08,120 Give me your hand! 1506 02:03:08,250 --> 02:03:10,120 I'd rather die than give you my hand! 1507 02:03:10,200 --> 02:03:12,080 Neither is this a good way to escape nor to die. 1508 02:03:12,250 --> 02:03:14,870 You're surrounded by Butt's men! You won't be able to escape! 1509 02:03:17,370 --> 02:03:19,040 Can you just give me your hand? Climb up! 1510 02:03:19,250 --> 02:03:21,000 Billu is one lucky guy! 1511 02:03:21,080 --> 02:03:23,120 A foreign chick, who doesn't even talk back. 1512 02:03:23,250 --> 02:03:25,200 -Truly amazing! -Truly amazing! 1513 02:03:26,160 --> 02:03:27,250 Give me your hand. 1514 02:03:33,370 --> 02:03:35,040 Pass that over. 1515 02:03:41,000 --> 02:03:42,450 Don't you dare touch me! 1516 02:03:42,540 --> 02:03:44,410 Amazing! I just saved you and-- 1517 02:03:44,500 --> 02:03:46,200 You're the one who got me here in the first place. 1518 02:03:46,290 --> 02:03:48,000 I was a fool but not anymore! 1519 02:03:48,080 --> 02:03:50,950 -Look, just listen to me. -No! 1520 02:03:51,330 --> 02:03:52,910 Now you listen to me! 1521 02:03:53,000 --> 02:03:55,290 One more word and I'll... 1522 02:03:55,620 --> 02:03:59,000 I'll scream my lungs out and make sure everyone's here! 1523 02:04:00,620 --> 02:04:01,660 Alright, scream! 1524 02:04:01,790 --> 02:04:05,540 "Help me, I am dying!" Go on, scream! 1525 02:04:09,870 --> 02:04:12,290 I have never seen a bigger scoundrel in my entire life! 1526 02:04:12,410 --> 02:04:17,040 I know I am a scoundrel, a dog. A bloody rascal! 1527 02:04:17,250 --> 02:04:19,580 But for one last time, please listen to me. 1528 02:04:20,120 --> 02:04:21,540 I got you into this mess, right? 1529 02:04:23,870 --> 02:04:26,000 -So, I'll get you out of it. -Why? 1530 02:04:26,080 --> 02:04:28,500 Why should I believe you? Tell me. 1531 02:04:46,580 --> 02:04:47,620 Take it. 1532 02:04:47,950 --> 02:04:51,580 If it fires, you need not believe me. 1533 02:04:52,120 --> 02:04:55,250 But if it doesn't, you'll have to do everything I say. 1534 02:05:11,250 --> 02:05:15,040 I hope you've thought this through. I am a bit crazy. 1535 02:05:16,330 --> 02:05:17,790 I've thought about it. 1536 02:05:18,200 --> 02:05:19,790 I am a bit crazy myself. 1537 02:05:20,910 --> 02:05:22,040 Do it. 1538 02:05:37,910 --> 02:05:39,700 -Come over here, Khalida. -Yes. 1539 02:05:39,790 --> 02:05:40,700 I was saying... 1540 02:05:43,450 --> 02:05:44,410 Dad! 1541 02:05:44,540 --> 02:05:45,660 My Anya! 1542 02:05:46,500 --> 02:05:48,200 Anya! 1543 02:05:51,750 --> 02:05:54,370 What the hell did you do! I can't believe you actually fired! 1544 02:05:55,620 --> 02:05:57,660 I didn't know it would fire so easily! 1545 02:05:57,790 --> 02:06:00,290 -You asked me to do it! -Are you gonna do everything I say? 1546 02:06:00,370 --> 02:06:01,750 Yes! No! 1547 02:06:02,290 --> 02:06:04,120 No! Yes! 1548 02:06:04,200 --> 02:06:05,290 No... 1549 02:06:05,410 --> 02:06:08,500 Anya, open the door! Is everything alright? 1550 02:06:08,580 --> 02:06:10,580 Open the door! 1551 02:06:10,660 --> 02:06:12,160 Who fired that shot? 1552 02:06:12,330 --> 02:06:13,540 Open up, dear! 1553 02:06:13,620 --> 02:06:15,120 Open the door! 1554 02:06:15,200 --> 02:06:18,790 -Dad, I widowed even before I could marry. -Take down the door! 1555 02:06:18,870 --> 02:06:20,500 -Me? -Then who else? 1556 02:06:20,580 --> 02:06:21,500 Knock it down! 1557 02:06:21,580 --> 02:06:25,160 Anya, where are you? Anya! 1558 02:06:25,250 --> 02:06:27,700 Look over there, you idiots! 1559 02:06:27,950 --> 02:06:30,540 -Dad! -God! You scared me! 1560 02:06:30,620 --> 02:06:33,080 Look out the window, maybe she jumped! 1561 02:06:33,160 --> 02:06:35,750 Look there, hurry up. 1562 02:06:37,830 --> 02:06:40,000 All well, Mr. Butt? 1563 02:06:40,200 --> 02:06:42,330 The girl ran away! 1564 02:06:43,120 --> 02:06:44,200 What do you mean? 1565 02:06:44,290 --> 02:06:45,910 The girl ran away! 1566 02:06:46,000 --> 02:06:47,410 Meaning she has run! 1567 02:06:47,500 --> 02:06:48,540 Yes! 1568 02:06:48,620 --> 02:06:51,370 But with whom, Mr. Butt? 1569 02:06:51,450 --> 02:06:53,950 -Dad, I think she ran away with Teefa. -What? 1570 02:06:54,040 --> 02:06:56,160 The chick eloped with Teefa! 1571 02:06:56,250 --> 02:06:59,500 What? Who did she ran away with? 1572 02:06:59,580 --> 02:07:01,870 You idiot, can't you hear? 1573 02:07:01,950 --> 02:07:03,620 She ran away with Teefa! 1574 02:07:03,750 --> 02:07:05,370 You could've said that earlier! 1575 02:07:05,870 --> 02:07:08,080 So should we tell them to serve the food or not? 1576 02:07:09,870 --> 02:07:13,540 Go, get them! They ran away! 1577 02:07:22,910 --> 02:07:24,910 Come on, now. 1578 02:07:25,620 --> 02:07:26,870 Here we go. 1579 02:07:28,250 --> 02:07:30,290 What? Is the gas over? 1580 02:07:30,750 --> 02:07:33,370 -It isn't starting? -No, I am just trying to act funny. 1581 02:07:34,160 --> 02:07:35,200 Oh, God! 1582 02:07:38,160 --> 02:07:40,410 -Where are you going? -Move! 1583 02:07:43,370 --> 02:07:45,500 -Come on! -Let me sit... 1584 02:07:46,040 --> 02:07:48,000 Horses are better than this! 1585 02:07:48,080 --> 02:07:49,580 Come on, start. 1586 02:07:49,660 --> 02:07:51,330 Hurry! Call Meeda too! 1587 02:07:55,040 --> 02:07:56,410 You? 1588 02:08:16,120 --> 02:08:20,160 You can't put enough grease in your hair to make yourself a politician. 1589 02:08:20,250 --> 02:08:24,750 Putting on blue and yellow suits won't make you white! 1590 02:08:24,950 --> 02:08:28,410 You can't kidnap someone's daughter and call her your own. 1591 02:08:28,700 --> 02:08:29,910 Bring her here. 1592 02:08:34,330 --> 02:08:36,200 I said bring her. 1593 02:08:37,500 --> 02:08:42,540 I could bring her, but... 1594 02:08:43,000 --> 02:08:44,250 she ran away! 1595 02:08:44,330 --> 02:08:45,910 What do you mean she ran away? 1596 02:08:46,000 --> 02:08:48,750 Don't tell me you've been away for so long that you've forgotten our language! 1597 02:08:48,830 --> 02:08:51,040 It means, she has run! 1598 02:08:51,120 --> 02:08:53,790 -And that too with Teefa. -Exactly! 1599 02:08:55,000 --> 02:08:57,000 Then why the hell are you looking at me? 1600 02:08:57,080 --> 02:08:58,250 Go get him! 1601 02:08:58,330 --> 02:08:59,410 Why isn't the bike starting? 1602 02:08:59,500 --> 02:09:01,330 How would I know? Do I look like a mechanic? 1603 02:09:01,750 --> 02:09:02,580 Come on! 1604 02:09:06,950 --> 02:09:09,080 Hurry up! Get them! 1605 02:09:09,290 --> 02:09:11,290 Billu, where are you? 1606 02:09:11,370 --> 02:09:13,040 Get in the car! 1607 02:09:15,870 --> 02:09:17,370 Mr. Butt, Teefa's getting away! 1608 02:09:22,540 --> 02:09:25,040 -You clever little monkey! -Let's go! 1609 02:09:25,910 --> 02:09:27,660 What the hell are you staring at me for? 1610 02:09:27,750 --> 02:09:29,330 Get them! 1611 02:09:32,410 --> 02:09:33,500 Let's go! 1612 02:09:33,580 --> 02:09:35,790 Teefa! 1613 02:09:35,870 --> 02:09:37,290 Teefa, I'll... 1614 02:10:13,410 --> 02:10:14,870 Where are we going? 1615 02:10:15,290 --> 02:10:16,580 Didn't I tell you? 1616 02:10:16,660 --> 02:10:19,330 I got you into this mess, and I'll get you out of it. 1617 02:10:27,290 --> 02:10:29,830 Hurry up! 1618 02:10:30,000 --> 02:10:32,080 Get out of the way! 1619 02:10:32,370 --> 02:10:34,000 Hurry up! 1620 02:10:34,160 --> 02:10:36,830 Where is that rascal? 1621 02:11:00,790 --> 02:11:01,870 Happy? 1622 02:11:06,120 --> 02:11:07,500 Always keep smiling. 1623 02:11:08,200 --> 02:11:09,370 You look great when you do. 1624 02:11:12,950 --> 02:11:14,040 Anya! 1625 02:11:18,500 --> 02:11:19,500 Andy? 1626 02:11:23,040 --> 02:11:24,290 Teefa, you... 1627 02:11:27,370 --> 02:11:28,370 Why? 1628 02:11:32,160 --> 02:11:34,080 Do keep me in your prayers. 1629 02:11:35,950 --> 02:11:37,160 That's all I am taking away from here. 1630 02:11:37,250 --> 02:11:41,080 My love, 1631 02:11:41,160 --> 02:11:44,870 Your path is far from me 1632 02:11:45,500 --> 02:11:48,790 And my arms 1633 02:11:48,910 --> 02:11:52,620 Long for you 1634 02:11:53,160 --> 02:11:56,750 You reside within my heart and soul 1635 02:11:57,160 --> 02:12:01,080 Why won't you say something? 1636 02:12:01,290 --> 02:12:04,870 Breathe life into me 1637 02:12:05,250 --> 02:12:09,410 So I can breathe 1638 02:12:43,870 --> 02:12:45,290 Teefa... 1639 02:12:45,950 --> 02:12:48,040 didn't I tell you? 1640 02:12:48,370 --> 02:12:51,120 Never break my trust. 1641 02:12:52,830 --> 02:12:54,410 What do I do, Mr. Butt? 1642 02:12:54,500 --> 02:12:55,750 What's done is done. 1643 02:12:55,830 --> 02:12:59,330 Break his freaking legs! 1644 02:13:04,370 --> 02:13:05,200 Oh my! 1645 02:15:22,500 --> 02:15:24,080 What's happening 1646 02:15:26,200 --> 02:15:27,790 Anya? 1647 02:15:27,870 --> 02:15:29,500 Where is she? 1648 02:15:35,450 --> 02:15:36,450 Anya! 1649 02:15:39,250 --> 02:15:40,950 How childish of you! 1650 02:15:41,080 --> 02:15:43,160 You had gotten us all worried! 1651 02:15:43,910 --> 02:15:45,870 This is no age for me to be running around looking for you. 1652 02:15:45,950 --> 02:15:47,200 You shouldn't have done this! 1653 02:15:47,290 --> 02:15:48,910 Come on, let's go home. 1654 02:15:49,660 --> 02:15:51,450 For the first time in his life 1655 02:15:51,540 --> 02:15:53,250 your half-English father has said something wise. 1656 02:15:53,330 --> 02:15:54,620 Let's go home, my child. 1657 02:15:54,700 --> 02:15:56,580 Butt, that's enough! 1658 02:15:56,950 --> 02:15:57,870 Come on! 1659 02:15:59,120 --> 02:16:02,660 Her home is here. She'll go with us. 1660 02:16:02,790 --> 02:16:07,830 I no longer have the energy to deal with your antics, Butt. 1661 02:16:08,370 --> 02:16:09,330 Come on, Anya. 1662 02:16:10,790 --> 02:16:13,750 No one's coming to get you out of here. 1663 02:19:16,790 --> 02:19:18,370 God bless you! 1664 02:19:55,370 --> 02:19:57,830 Old man, give me the stick. 1665 02:19:57,910 --> 02:19:59,200 Yeah, right! 1666 02:20:00,080 --> 02:20:02,450 Can I have it please? It'll only take a couple of minutes. 1667 02:20:02,790 --> 02:20:05,250 -Okay, then. -Why, thank you. 1668 02:20:57,910 --> 02:21:00,410 Anya, let's go. 1669 02:21:00,950 --> 02:21:03,250 Anya, you're coming with me! 1670 02:21:03,330 --> 02:21:05,700 The Maulvi is waiting, come with me. 1671 02:21:05,830 --> 02:21:07,750 Anya's my daughter, she'll come with me! 1672 02:21:07,830 --> 02:21:09,040 I said, she'll come with me. 1673 02:21:09,120 --> 02:21:11,330 How dare you! I am her father! 1674 02:21:11,410 --> 02:21:13,200 You guys should stop fighting! 1675 02:21:13,290 --> 02:21:15,540 -She'll come with me. -I am her father, she will-- 1676 02:21:15,620 --> 02:21:16,500 Stop it! 1677 02:21:17,540 --> 02:21:18,750 Shut up! 1678 02:21:20,660 --> 02:21:21,830 Whom should I go with? 1679 02:21:22,660 --> 02:21:24,330 Should I go with you dad? 1680 02:21:24,700 --> 02:21:25,870 Tell me? 1681 02:21:26,700 --> 02:21:28,750 No. I should go with you. 1682 02:21:29,080 --> 02:21:31,580 Or with you? Maybe with you? 1683 02:21:32,330 --> 02:21:34,000 Or how about I go with you? 1684 02:21:34,080 --> 02:21:35,370 Of course! Why not? 1685 02:21:35,450 --> 02:21:37,370 Muhammad Asif from Patogi. 1686 02:21:38,830 --> 02:21:39,910 Wow! 1687 02:21:40,410 --> 02:21:42,410 There's another lined up! 1688 02:21:45,540 --> 02:21:48,370 Will anyone care to ask whom I want to go with? 1689 02:21:49,410 --> 02:21:50,540 What am I? An item? 1690 02:21:50,660 --> 02:21:51,870 Well, that you are! 1691 02:21:56,370 --> 02:21:58,290 What's up with all you men? 1692 02:21:59,290 --> 02:22:01,200 You think a woman has no say? 1693 02:22:01,500 --> 02:22:04,700 Do you ever get a boy married against his will? 1694 02:22:04,950 --> 02:22:06,750 Or do you save all of these antics for girls only? 1695 02:22:14,950 --> 02:22:19,450 The girl does have a point, you know. 1696 02:22:20,580 --> 02:22:23,410 One should ask! 1697 02:22:24,370 --> 02:22:28,750 Well, let me do the honors. 1698 02:22:30,200 --> 02:22:32,660 Will you come with us? 1699 02:22:36,500 --> 02:22:38,870 Don't you dare! That's my daughter! 1700 02:22:38,950 --> 02:22:40,000 Butt, who is he? 1701 02:22:43,500 --> 02:22:48,870 Teefa, my son, you had brought me a message, right? 1702 02:22:49,660 --> 02:22:53,910 Now get ready for the reply. 1703 02:22:54,080 --> 02:22:56,160 I won't be unfair. 1704 02:22:56,450 --> 02:23:01,000 A slap... for a slap. 1705 02:23:01,620 --> 02:23:02,910 Come on. 1706 02:23:03,750 --> 02:23:06,700 Give one tight slap to Butt. 1707 02:23:07,080 --> 02:23:08,500 Go ahead. 1708 02:23:12,910 --> 02:23:14,540 Aren't you a mannerless fellow! 1709 02:23:16,700 --> 02:23:22,410 You hadn't thought this through now, did you? 1710 02:23:22,750 --> 02:23:24,750 Well, it's you who didn't think this through. 1711 02:23:25,250 --> 02:23:28,500 I am a stubborn guy. I am sure you remember 1712 02:23:28,580 --> 02:23:29,950 But I ain't mannerless! 1713 02:23:30,120 --> 02:23:31,540 How could you forget? 1714 02:23:32,000 --> 02:23:33,160 You want me to slap, right? 1715 02:23:33,330 --> 02:23:36,450 I will do so. And it'll be a tight one. 1716 02:23:36,790 --> 02:23:39,870 But, it will be on your face! 1717 02:23:39,950 --> 02:23:44,580 Hey! I haven't even asked for my money yet. 1718 02:23:44,750 --> 02:23:47,950 Three times more, with the slap as interest. 1719 02:23:48,540 --> 02:23:49,750 Or else... 1720 02:23:52,330 --> 02:23:55,580 Dad! Let go of me! 1721 02:23:55,660 --> 02:23:58,330 -Teefa! -Dad, please save me! 1722 02:23:58,410 --> 02:23:59,370 I don't want to go with him! 1723 02:23:59,450 --> 02:24:01,410 Hey, get them! 1724 02:24:28,450 --> 02:24:29,790 Let go! 1725 02:24:37,160 --> 02:24:38,040 Teefa! 1726 02:24:56,910 --> 02:24:57,790 Teefa! 1727 02:25:15,910 --> 02:25:17,910 -Teefa! -Teefa! 1728 02:25:22,290 --> 02:25:23,330 Anya! 1729 02:25:25,330 --> 02:25:27,830 Anya! 1730 02:26:32,080 --> 02:26:33,620 Teefa... 1731 02:26:33,910 --> 02:26:36,540 where are you taking me this time? 1732 02:26:41,830 --> 02:26:43,450 Where ever you want me to. 1733 02:26:45,250 --> 02:26:46,750 Aren't you going to ask? 1734 02:26:48,830 --> 02:26:52,450 Can anyone do anything without asking you? 1735 02:26:53,000 --> 02:26:56,000 Tell me. Where do you want to go? 1736 02:27:01,250 --> 02:27:03,000 Wherever you take me. 1737 02:27:06,290 --> 02:27:07,580 Are you sure? 1738 02:27:09,580 --> 02:27:10,620 I am sure. 1739 02:27:11,290 --> 02:27:12,700 I am crazy! 1740 02:27:14,120 --> 02:27:15,870 Well, so am I. 1741 02:27:19,410 --> 02:27:21,250 Will you love me? 1742 02:27:28,450 --> 02:27:29,500 Will you? 1743 02:27:32,870 --> 02:27:34,250 Oh, you have no idea. 1744 02:27:46,200 --> 02:27:47,450 But on one condition. 1745 02:27:47,870 --> 02:27:53,580 You'll have to make me Aloo Chaat, chicken curry, 1746 02:27:53,750 --> 02:27:56,540 and fried bitter gourd everyday. 1747 02:27:57,120 --> 02:27:58,160 Then only I'll love you. 1748 02:27:58,910 --> 02:27:59,910 Will you make that for me? 1749 02:28:02,040 --> 02:28:02,950 Teefa? 1750 02:28:06,910 --> 02:28:07,750 Teefa? 1751 02:28:15,410 --> 02:28:17,660 Teefa, wake up! 1752 02:28:18,290 --> 02:28:19,200 Teefa! 1753 02:28:19,540 --> 02:28:21,540 Teefa, I'll do whatever you say, 1754 02:28:21,620 --> 02:28:23,250 I'll go wherever you take me! 1755 02:28:23,330 --> 02:28:24,540 Please, wake up! 1756 02:28:25,000 --> 02:28:27,040 Teefa, wake up! Teefa! 1757 02:28:29,700 --> 02:28:32,250 Teefa! 1758 02:28:36,750 --> 02:28:40,000 And my arms 1759 02:28:40,080 --> 02:28:43,870 Long for you 1760 02:28:44,410 --> 02:28:48,370 You reside within my heart and soul 1761 02:28:48,580 --> 02:28:52,160 Why won't you say something? 1762 02:28:52,700 --> 02:28:56,120 Breathe life into me 1763 02:28:56,660 --> 02:29:00,830 So I can breathe 1764 02:29:06,790 --> 02:29:08,330 So... 1765 02:29:09,080 --> 02:29:11,200 what did I tell you guys? 1766 02:29:11,910 --> 02:29:14,200 This world's a tough place. 1767 02:29:15,540 --> 02:29:18,200 It neither lets you live, nor die. 1768 02:29:19,080 --> 02:29:22,750 When you're alive, all they talk about is killing and dying. 1769 02:29:23,200 --> 02:29:24,620 And when death comes to you, 1770 02:29:24,700 --> 02:29:26,370 all they want is for you to be alive. 1771 02:29:26,450 --> 02:29:27,910 What is a man supposed to do? 1772 02:29:28,000 --> 02:29:30,160 So much confusion! 1773 02:29:31,330 --> 02:29:34,160 Man knows that he was brought into this world. 1774 02:29:34,700 --> 02:29:36,870 But he forgets about leaving it one day. 1775 02:29:37,200 --> 02:29:38,410 However, 1776 02:29:39,080 --> 02:29:41,580 my death brought all of them together. 1777 02:29:41,700 --> 02:29:42,910 What more could I ask for? 1778 02:29:44,040 --> 02:29:46,040 A wise man once said, 1779 02:29:46,120 --> 02:29:48,040 "Time heals all wounds." 1780 02:29:48,120 --> 02:29:49,870 It always passes, you know. 1781 02:29:52,080 --> 02:29:54,660 Before you know it, 1782 02:29:54,870 --> 02:29:58,540 Butt and Basheera's friendship became the talk of the town. 1783 02:30:00,410 --> 02:30:03,450 As they say, "what goes around comes around." 1784 02:30:07,330 --> 02:30:10,290 And as they say in English, "cute." 1785 02:30:13,000 --> 02:30:17,750 Billu Butt also found his special someone. 1786 02:30:19,200 --> 02:30:21,370 He too, deserves love, right? 1787 02:30:22,250 --> 02:30:24,620 And that made Khalida happy as well. 1788 02:30:24,790 --> 02:30:26,080 "Right?" 1789 02:30:27,290 --> 02:30:33,870 As for Tony, he finally ended up with his Senorita. 1790 02:30:35,790 --> 02:30:38,040 That leaves us with ma and Anya. 1791 02:30:38,450 --> 02:30:41,040 I love the both of them very much. 1792 02:30:41,750 --> 02:30:44,950 I still think that they're out there missing me. 1793 02:30:45,500 --> 02:30:48,290 Thinking about my cooking. 1794 02:30:48,910 --> 02:30:50,410 They must be wondering... 1795 02:30:50,700 --> 02:30:52,040 how easy it was for me... 1796 02:30:52,500 --> 02:30:54,410 to fool all of you! 1797 02:30:58,700 --> 02:31:01,410 Presenting, hot tikkas! 1798 02:31:05,910 --> 02:31:06,870 What happened? 1799 02:31:06,950 --> 02:31:08,540 Why are you all acting like someone died in here? 1800 02:31:08,620 --> 02:31:10,750 Well, we're about to die of hunger! 1801 02:31:11,080 --> 02:31:13,450 Bring those special Teefa's tikkas! 1802 02:31:13,540 --> 02:31:16,450 Bring them over, while they're hot. 1803 02:31:17,450 --> 02:31:18,450 Have some. 1804 02:31:18,540 --> 02:31:22,250 -Butt, come on, try some. -Give me some more. 1805 02:31:22,330 --> 02:31:23,750 Who made this? 1806 02:31:23,830 --> 02:31:26,200 -I did! -Wonderful, my boy! 1807 02:31:29,580 --> 02:31:30,830 -Teefa, come here. -Yes? 1808 02:31:31,200 --> 02:31:32,330 -We've got a new job. -What? 1809 02:31:32,410 --> 02:31:34,120 We have to nab an auntie in Morocco. 1810 02:31:34,200 --> 02:31:37,540 -I hope she isn't heavy. -Just check her out. 1811 02:31:39,250 --> 02:31:40,830 -Teefa! -Do you want some salad? 1812 02:31:47,200 --> 02:31:50,080 -You look very pretty. -Here you go. 1813 02:31:50,160 --> 02:31:52,540 Thank you... sister-in-law! 1814 02:31:53,250 --> 02:31:54,200 She's a sister to me. 1815 02:31:59,620 --> 02:32:01,620 -Come here, I'll show you something. -What? 1816 02:32:02,040 --> 02:32:03,200 Check that out. 1817 02:32:06,370 --> 02:32:07,330 I know right! 1818 02:32:10,660 --> 02:32:12,910 TEEFA'S TIKKAS. 142319