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♪ La la la la la la la ♪
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♪ La la la ♪
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♪ La la la la la la ♪
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♪ La la la ♪
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♪ La la la la la la ♪
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♪ La la la-a la-a la ♪
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[Rumbling, creature growling]
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Holy sh...
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[Creature growling]
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[All screaming]
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♪
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♪
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Aaaah! Aah!
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[Growling]
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All right, Lenny. Move it along.
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What's the charge?
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Disturbing the peace.
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Peace? You call this peace?!
It's hypnosis!
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These people aren't alive!
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They've been bought off
with toaster ovens
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and push-button phones!
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Go home to your wife, Lenny.
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All right. Can you help me down?
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I-I tweaked my back the other day.
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- Oh, no.
- Aah!
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- You okay?
- Yeah, I'm okay.
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Thank... You're very sweet.
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- Oh. Thank you.
- Thank you.
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Thank you. Very sweet.
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Thanks a lot. Thanks a lot.
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- [Growls]
- Ha-ha-ha... ha.
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I'm gonna go get some soup. [Growls]
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All right. I'll bite.
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Oh, that is Leonard Walinsky,
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the town gorilla.
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- Say what, now?
- Leonard Walinsky
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was the number-one
birthday-party gorilla
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in New Hampshire...
booked out years in advance.
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So, what happened?
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One year, little Sally O'Brien...
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nice girl, but she didn't want
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a gorilla at her birthday party.
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She wanted a princess.
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Everyone thought she was crazy,
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but she went ahead with it.
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The party was a smash, and then
everybody wanted a princess.
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And that?
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That was the end of Leonard Walinsky.
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It's a pretty sad story.
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I'm surprised you haven't
heard it by now.
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I don't know. I bet
every town's got a gorilla,
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and every gorilla has the same story.
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Tucker Fong's Curiosity Pagoda?
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What happened to the erotic bakery?
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Caligula's Fist?
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Ooh, they closed.
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Aww. I loved their sticky buns.
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Let's check this out.
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[Door bell jingles]
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[Door closes, bell jingles]
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[Eerie music plays]
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♪
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♪
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[Sniffs]
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Oh, man.
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This is so cool.
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I should get this for Grace.
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[Shouts]
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You... You must be Tucker.
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Uh, how... h-how much is, uh, is that?
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Is gift?
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For my daughter.
H-Her birthday is Sunday.
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No, no.
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This not for your daughter.
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This for your friend.
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Uh, f-for my... friend?
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Angry man. Always yelling.
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Oh! How do you know Stan?
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Stan! Yes, Stan! Stan Miller!
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- Yeah.
- This for him.
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- [Giggles]
- Huh.
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[Radio crackles]
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I find something else for your daughter.
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I come back.
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Yep, it's Lenny.
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He's in front of the post office
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yelling about getting
the band back together.
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Well, nothing illegal about that.
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He's also having sex with a mailbox.
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Let's roll.
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Isn't this a job for the feds?
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[Ominous music plays]
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♪
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[Door closes, bell jingles]
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♪
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♪
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♪
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♪
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Synced and corrected by hawken45
for www.addic7ed.com
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So, let me get this straight.
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In your America, a fake gorilla
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and a mailbox can't get together.
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Good to know! Good to know!
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Man: Sheriff! Help!
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- Ohh!
- Help!
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No, no, no, no.
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- Help!
- What are you doing here?
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Our daughter's birthday's on Sunday.
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Yeah, that's why you're taking her
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to see her grandparents next weekend.
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Right, which now I can't.
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- Great.
- Don't. Don't.
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- Listen.
- Mm-hmm?
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[Whispering] I'm in love.
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Ohh. Congratulations!
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- Thank you.
- Okay, well...
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No, I'm not...
There's not a hug happening.
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She's in this band
called The Indigo Girls,
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and I'm following them
around this summer.
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Wh... Did you at least get her a gift?
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- We technically haven't met.
- Your daughter!
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- Did I get her a gift?!
- Yeah!
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- W... My God.
- You did?!
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- Yes. Now...
- What'd ya get her?
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Okay, imagine the look
on our daughter's face
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when I hand her the keys
to her very own...
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storage unit.
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It's in Maine.
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And they say you're not
supposed to live there,
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but those people never check, so...
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- She's 11. Well, you know
- I'm not good at this!
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All right. You see
that little gift shop?
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The shopkeeper is in the middle
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of picking something
real nice out for her.
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You go, get it. Take the credit.
It's fine.
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Where you staying?
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Well, the easiest thing
would be just to...
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- No. Don't. No wrestling.
- Please.
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I love you!
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Stan: "Kumbhakarna."
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♪
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"Kum... bha..."
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[Doorbell rings]
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[Pen drops]
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Dude!
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I'm not home.
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[Door closes]
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[Laughs] You got me.
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Oh, man. [Laughs]
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Hey. L-L-Listen there... there, Kenny.
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A-After that whole thing in the bar...
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Wait, wait. Before
you say anything else...
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I've come to make amends.
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- You got sober?
- No.
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But there's a new thing
called Drunk Sobriety.
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It's... It's like being sober,
but you can still drink.
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I'm listening.
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♪
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- Ah!
- That ain't all bad.
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[Slurring] Oh! I got you something.
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I almost forgot.
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Huh.
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Come he-r-r-r-re.
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This is for you.
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What in the hell is that?
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I made this for you.
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I'm not gonna lie.
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With these hands.
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[Whispering] I have a porcelain tree.
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[Whispering] What the hell is it?
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- What is this?
- I don't want it.
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- Really?
- Eh.
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C-Can I have it?
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Yeah, think, uh...
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Think of it as... my gift to you.
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[Claps hands]
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[Voice breaking] Ohh.
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Stan.
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I know. I know.
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Well, like I said...
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[Clears throat]
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I just... I just dropped by
to say hello.
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Oh.
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I-I don't... I don't want
to impose or anything.
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No, you c...
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Oh, for the love of God.
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Oh, n...
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[Sleepily] Don't shave
my head and paint me.
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Don't... Don't shave
my head and paint me.
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[Creatures growling on TV]
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Japanese official: Soon
they will destroy Tokyo!
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Cheryl: Like you destroyed us?
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Really, Cheryl? Now?
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[Creature growling, people screaming]
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Dad, why is there a man in my bed?
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Oh, yeah, that's, uh...
that's Evie's ex-husband.
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Why is he covered in cobwebs?
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I beg your pardon?
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What in the hell?
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♪
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♪
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[Doorbell rings]
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Like Grand Central Station in this dump.
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[Whimpers]
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[Eerie music playing]
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- Where is Stan?
- Where is Stan?
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What?
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- Where is Stan?
- Where is Stan?
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[Softly] I'm Stan!
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- Then who has the relic?
- Then who has the relic?
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- Whee!
- Whee!
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♪
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Kenny: Anybody know
what's going on here?
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- The relic was for you.
- The relic was for you.
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Yeah, well, I didn't want it.
What's with all the cobwebs?
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- They're not cobs.
- They're not cobs.
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- Catty-pilly silkies.
- Catty-pilly silkies.
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- He's transforming.
- He's transforming.
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[Ominous music plays]
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♪
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Anyway, your ex-husband's
here uninvited again,
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and he's turning into a caterpillar.
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No, that's it. Hasta luego.
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[Receiver hangs up]
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♪
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I'm going out. When I return, I
assume I will have my room back.
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- Where ya goin'?
- I am taking these downtown
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to the miniature Willard's Mill display.
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- Who's doing that?
- Chamber of Commerce.
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They want the town
to be known for something
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other than, you know,
people being burned alive.
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Oh, I see, so being burned alive's
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not good enough for 'em, huh?
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Everybody liked it fine back in my day!
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Twins: Ken says you may leave,
but leave now.
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- [Sternly] You stay.
- Eww.
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Kenny: Bibi! Fifi! I need you!
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- Whee!
- Whee!
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I got here as fast as I could.
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Kenny: Evie, is that you?! Come in here!
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[Evie groans]
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Hahh...
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♪
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Evie: What did you do?!
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Why do you always assume
it's something I did?
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- You're upsetting him!
- You're upsetting him!
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Easy, girls. It's okay. It's okay.
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[Chuckles] You must love this.
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They are adorable, aren't they?
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They'll do anything I say. Watch this.
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And... wrestle!
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No, no, no. No, no, no, it's okay.
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We don't need to see them wrestle.
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I'm a big wrestling guy.
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♪
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Twins: He who possesses the relic
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will transform into a caterpillar.
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But it was not for Ken. It was for Stan.
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Evie: That's right!
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- The shopkeeper wanted you to have it.
- Oh.
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And then Stan would
transform and ingest you!
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- Ew.
- Twins: Pfft!
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Okay, so the shopkeeper
is a demon sent by Eccles?
264
00:11:25,649 --> 00:11:26,949
[Twins chuckling]
265
00:11:26,951 --> 00:11:28,116
Oh. What happens next?
266
00:11:28,118 --> 00:11:30,093
Well, I'll tell you what happens next.
267
00:11:30,094 --> 00:11:32,921
I eat Stan, and then
you and I merge as one.
268
00:11:32,923 --> 00:11:36,462
Evie, together we are
gonna make a gorgeous moth.
269
00:11:37,127 --> 00:11:38,493
No, Kenny.
270
00:11:38,495 --> 00:11:41,904
Together we are not going
to make a gorgeous moth.
271
00:11:42,466 --> 00:11:45,886
Evie, you are gonna
love it in my cocoon.
272
00:11:46,269 --> 00:11:48,804
Well, Kenny, I'm not
getting in your cocoon.
273
00:11:48,806 --> 00:11:51,206
[Chuckles] You're already in my cocoon.
274
00:11:51,208 --> 00:11:54,409
This whole house is my cocoon!
275
00:11:54,411 --> 00:11:57,412
- [Laughs evilly]
- [Twins giggling]
276
00:11:57,414 --> 00:11:59,748
[Laughing evilly, screeching]
277
00:11:59,750 --> 00:12:02,951
[Twins squeaking]
278
00:12:02,953 --> 00:12:05,220
Oh-ho-ho! Cocoon!
279
00:12:05,222 --> 00:12:07,356
Stan, the windows.
280
00:12:07,358 --> 00:12:09,662
This whole house is my cocoon!
281
00:12:09,663 --> 00:12:12,894
Oh, run if you want!
You're in my cocoon!
282
00:12:12,896 --> 00:12:14,329
- You can never escape!
- You can never escape!
283
00:12:14,347 --> 00:12:15,591
Yeah, sure thing, gals.
284
00:12:15,592 --> 00:12:16,630
- Whee!
- Whee!
285
00:12:17,041 --> 00:12:18,906
Evie, let's go.
286
00:12:19,959 --> 00:12:21,436
We should change that to
287
00:12:21,438 --> 00:12:23,838
"You can escape,
but only if you want to!"
288
00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:26,000
Well, I guess we should tell him.
289
00:12:26,359 --> 00:12:27,504
[Door closes]
290
00:12:28,645 --> 00:12:29,705
Or not.
291
00:12:30,046 --> 00:12:32,785
- I don't really feel like it.
- Yeah, I'm not into it.
292
00:12:36,052 --> 00:12:37,218
[Bell jingles]
293
00:12:37,220 --> 00:12:39,021
Here we go.
294
00:12:40,924 --> 00:12:42,596
[Door closes, bell jingles]
295
00:12:43,194 --> 00:12:45,161
- Where is he?
- Where is who?
296
00:12:45,258 --> 00:12:46,824
The other shopkeeper.
297
00:12:46,930 --> 00:12:48,363
There is no other shopkeeper.
298
00:12:48,365 --> 00:12:51,706
Yeah, the guy in the silk robe
with the long, white beard.
299
00:12:51,788 --> 00:12:55,123
Oh, that's our sister store,
Tired Asian Stereotypes.
300
00:12:55,205 --> 00:12:57,564
It's just down the block. Wow! What?!
301
00:12:57,565 --> 00:13:00,008
What did he try to do,
sell you a gremlin?
302
00:13:00,010 --> 00:13:02,611
- Okay. I beg your pardon?
- Well, Evie, he's got a point.
303
00:13:02,613 --> 00:13:06,147
You... Same old Japanese guy
from those Kung Fu movies, huh?
304
00:13:06,149 --> 00:13:08,049
- Kung fu is Chinese.
- Eh, same thing.
305
00:13:08,051 --> 00:13:09,418
- It really isn't.
- No, it's not.
306
00:13:09,420 --> 00:13:10,985
Ah, d... I know that!
307
00:13:10,987 --> 00:13:13,422
Just tryin' to make him lose his cool
308
00:13:13,423 --> 00:13:15,768
so that he'll reveal
whether or not he's a demon.
309
00:13:15,769 --> 00:13:16,520
Ohh!
310
00:13:16,521 --> 00:13:18,730
- I'm not a demon.
- Oh, yeah, huh?
311
00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:21,295
Only one way to figure out
whether you're a demon or not,
312
00:13:21,297 --> 00:13:23,758
'cause a demon would
never let me do this.
313
00:13:24,435 --> 00:13:26,868
Well, he ain't a demon.
That's for damn sure.
314
00:13:26,870 --> 00:13:29,958
Would you like to press charges
against Mr. Miller?
315
00:13:30,532 --> 00:13:31,870
Yes, I would.
316
00:13:32,342 --> 00:13:33,642
Evie: Eh. Okay.
317
00:13:34,106 --> 00:13:36,911
So he's not a demon, but we know
now that there was one.
318
00:13:37,534 --> 00:13:38,649
If the answer's not in there,
319
00:13:38,650 --> 00:13:40,114
it's gotta be
in Claire's library, right?
320
00:13:40,115 --> 00:13:40,596
Let's go.
321
00:13:40,597 --> 00:13:42,394
Hold on! I need to file a report.
322
00:13:42,395 --> 00:13:45,355
Ah, no, no, Leon, you don't
need to file a report.
323
00:13:45,356 --> 00:13:47,998
This gentleman has done
absolutely nothing wrong.
324
00:13:47,999 --> 00:13:51,114
I know that! He's filing
a report against you!
325
00:13:51,391 --> 00:13:52,948
Well, if he's willing to apologize,
326
00:13:52,949 --> 00:13:54,467
I'll forget the whole thing.
327
00:13:54,468 --> 00:13:56,541
- Why should I apologize?
- Fair enough.
328
00:13:56,542 --> 00:13:58,941
I'll be the bigger man
and just walk away.
329
00:14:01,848 --> 00:14:04,048
So, what happened to the erotic bakery?
330
00:14:05,117 --> 00:14:08,652
[ "My Thoughts Get CaughtIn My Mouth" plays]
331
00:14:08,654 --> 00:14:13,056
♪
332
00:14:13,058 --> 00:14:15,126
♪ There's a radio inside of me ♪
333
00:14:15,128 --> 00:14:19,363
♪ It wants to play a song
if I can think of one ♪
334
00:14:19,365 --> 00:14:21,531
♪
335
00:14:21,533 --> 00:14:23,600
♪ I find I have so much to say ♪
336
00:14:23,602 --> 00:14:25,737
♪ And music starts to play ♪
337
00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:28,806
♪ But words there come none ♪
338
00:14:28,808 --> 00:14:33,877
♪ Because my thoughts
get caught in my mouth ♪
339
00:14:33,879 --> 00:14:37,548
♪ My thoughts get caught in my mouth ♪
340
00:14:37,550 --> 00:14:39,550
♪ I can swallow them back down ♪
341
00:14:39,552 --> 00:14:43,554
♪ But they'll only turn around
when I'm thinking of you ♪
342
00:14:43,556 --> 00:14:46,090
♪ 'Cause when I'm thinking of you ♪
343
00:14:46,092 --> 00:14:49,827
♪ My thoughts get caught ♪
344
00:14:49,829 --> 00:14:52,296
♪ In my m-o-o-outh ♪
345
00:14:52,298 --> 00:14:54,431
[Screeching] ♪ In my m-o-o-outh ♪
346
00:14:54,433 --> 00:14:56,367
[Creatures screeching]
347
00:14:56,369 --> 00:15:00,871
[All screaming]
348
00:15:04,377 --> 00:15:06,844
[Engine shuts off]
349
00:15:06,846 --> 00:15:08,712
Ohh...
350
00:15:08,714 --> 00:15:13,851
♪
351
00:15:13,853 --> 00:15:17,121
Okay. I'm gonna go straight
for Claire's library.
352
00:15:17,123 --> 00:15:19,416
You just buy me as much time as you can.
353
00:15:19,515 --> 00:15:21,114
Got it.
354
00:15:21,260 --> 00:15:24,728
♪
355
00:15:24,730 --> 00:15:26,864
Ugh.
356
00:15:26,866 --> 00:15:32,203
♪
357
00:15:32,205 --> 00:15:37,541
♪
358
00:15:37,543 --> 00:15:39,076
Fifi: So I said, "You have
got to get insurance."
359
00:15:39,078 --> 00:15:40,144
Bibi: Oh, I know. Okay.
360
00:15:40,146 --> 00:15:42,279
Four kids, a cat, and a skateboard?
361
00:15:42,281 --> 00:15:43,947
- Hello?
- He's too old for skateboarding.
362
00:15:43,949 --> 00:15:45,549
[Laughs] Try telling him that.
363
00:15:45,551 --> 00:15:47,936
Twins: Hiii...
364
00:15:49,013 --> 00:15:50,679
Mary-Kate, Ashley.
365
00:15:51,023 --> 00:15:52,556
Twins: Ken is no longer here.
366
00:15:52,558 --> 00:15:56,827
Evie: Stan! He's not here.
I just talked to Leon.
367
00:15:56,829 --> 00:15:58,495
We gotta get back downtown.
368
00:15:58,497 --> 00:15:59,865
Hi, guys...
369
00:15:59,866 --> 00:16:03,100
Ken has achieved perfection
and left the cocoon.
370
00:16:03,102 --> 00:16:06,237
Is there a way to break the curse, uh,
371
00:16:06,239 --> 00:16:08,412
without hurting Ken?
372
00:16:08,641 --> 00:16:10,975
All his power is held in the relic.
373
00:16:10,977 --> 00:16:13,577
Destroy the relic,
and you end the curse.
374
00:16:13,579 --> 00:16:16,762
Ohh! Fantastic! Where's the relic?
375
00:16:17,316 --> 00:16:18,847
He ate it.
376
00:16:20,733 --> 00:16:22,584
Nothing was ever easy with him.
377
00:16:23,433 --> 00:16:26,056
[People screaming, siren wailing]
378
00:16:26,058 --> 00:16:28,559
- Woman: Run!
- Man: Here! Take my hand!
379
00:16:28,561 --> 00:16:30,261
Man: Keep moving!
380
00:16:30,263 --> 00:16:32,496
This way! This way!
381
00:16:32,498 --> 00:16:35,733
[People screaming, siren wailing]
382
00:16:35,735 --> 00:16:41,405
♪
383
00:16:41,407 --> 00:16:47,011
♪
384
00:16:47,013 --> 00:16:49,313
Oh, good God!
385
00:16:49,315 --> 00:16:51,248
Miniature Willard's Mill!
386
00:16:51,250 --> 00:16:52,417
Ken, no!
387
00:16:52,419 --> 00:16:56,487
[People screaming]
388
00:16:56,489 --> 00:16:58,889
We've got to figure out
how to get that relic out!
389
00:16:58,891 --> 00:17:01,192
Ah, you could hold him down, and
I could cut open his stomach.
390
00:17:01,193 --> 00:17:03,227
- That's your solution to everything.
- Yeah.
391
00:17:03,229 --> 00:17:06,210
No, we need... What's that stuff
that makes you throw up?
392
00:17:06,211 --> 00:17:08,699
- That guy on Bravo?
- No! The liquid!
393
00:17:08,701 --> 00:17:11,035
[Snaps fingers]
Ipecac! We need a lot of that.
394
00:17:11,037 --> 00:17:14,205
Oh, I have two Super Soakers
full of spoilt milk in my car.
395
00:17:15,463 --> 00:17:17,454
- I'll go get 'em.
- Make it quick!
396
00:17:18,177 --> 00:17:19,710
It won't be long before
397
00:17:19,712 --> 00:17:22,379
all of miniature
Willard's Mill is destroyed!
398
00:17:22,381 --> 00:17:28,252
[Screeching]
399
00:17:31,545 --> 00:17:33,278
[All screaming]
400
00:17:33,367 --> 00:17:34,402
Look sharp!
401
00:17:37,496 --> 00:17:40,798
Okay, try to get as much liquid
in his mouth as you can.
402
00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:42,327
[Screeching]
403
00:17:42,386 --> 00:17:43,275
Ready...
404
00:17:44,637 --> 00:17:45,496
aim...
405
00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:47,876
fire!
406
00:17:49,008 --> 00:17:51,208
♪
407
00:17:51,210 --> 00:17:53,477
[Growling]
408
00:17:53,479 --> 00:17:55,512
Lenny! No!
409
00:17:55,514 --> 00:17:58,850
[Growling]
410
00:18:00,267 --> 00:18:02,133
[Screeching]
411
00:18:02,421 --> 00:18:08,860
♪
412
00:18:08,862 --> 00:18:11,416
Evie: Ugh. I've seen Kenny
when he's like this.
413
00:18:13,471 --> 00:18:14,687
Well, not like this.
414
00:18:15,234 --> 00:18:17,701
Panicked male:
We got to evacuate the city!
415
00:18:17,703 --> 00:18:19,971
Whose shoes are these?!
416
00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:22,840
[Growling and screeching]
417
00:18:22,842 --> 00:18:25,309
♪
418
00:18:25,311 --> 00:18:27,177
Stan: Oof!
419
00:18:27,179 --> 00:18:29,046
[Car horn honking]
420
00:18:29,048 --> 00:18:34,385
♪
421
00:18:34,387 --> 00:18:36,653
Panicked female:
I can't find my harmonica!
422
00:18:36,655 --> 00:18:39,334
Damn it! I can't get a clear shot!
423
00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:43,728
Young shopkeeper:
Nature finds a balance.
424
00:18:44,616 --> 00:18:46,063
Let them fight.
425
00:18:46,065 --> 00:18:49,133
[Glass shatters]
426
00:18:49,135 --> 00:18:53,270
♪
427
00:18:53,272 --> 00:18:54,338
Ohh!
428
00:18:54,340 --> 00:18:57,208
Panicked male: This is like a nightmare.
429
00:18:57,210 --> 00:18:58,276
- Honey, let's go.
- Is it dead?!
430
00:18:58,278 --> 00:18:59,856
Let's just go to the park!
431
00:18:59,857 --> 00:19:02,747
Leon: The kids worked so hard on that!
432
00:19:02,749 --> 00:19:05,182
♪
433
00:19:05,184 --> 00:19:06,617
Ohh.
434
00:19:06,619 --> 00:19:12,490
♪
435
00:19:12,492 --> 00:19:14,292
[Snarling]
436
00:19:15,028 --> 00:19:17,306
Evie: Why is he afraid of the cross?
437
00:19:18,031 --> 00:19:20,831
♪
438
00:19:20,833 --> 00:19:24,234
Wait! Now he's afraid of the cross?
439
00:19:24,236 --> 00:19:28,439
♪
440
00:19:28,441 --> 00:19:30,908
Panicked male: What's going on?
441
00:19:30,910 --> 00:19:32,643
I want chicken!
442
00:19:32,645 --> 00:19:40,784
♪
443
00:19:40,786 --> 00:19:41,467
Ohh.
444
00:19:42,054 --> 00:19:45,255
♪
445
00:19:45,257 --> 00:19:48,326
[Growling]
446
00:19:48,328 --> 00:19:49,893
[Squish]
447
00:19:49,895 --> 00:19:52,796
Aaah!
448
00:19:52,798 --> 00:19:55,800
[Growls]
449
00:19:55,802 --> 00:19:57,034
No!
450
00:19:57,036 --> 00:20:03,474
♪
451
00:20:03,775 --> 00:20:05,374
Aah!
452
00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:11,192
What... am I doing?
453
00:20:11,417 --> 00:20:13,584
[Whimpering]
454
00:20:14,820 --> 00:20:17,967
This isn't what I wanted
my life to be about.
455
00:20:19,862 --> 00:20:22,178
I'm comin' home, Margaret.
456
00:20:22,235 --> 00:20:24,102
- [Growls]
- Aah.
457
00:20:24,430 --> 00:20:25,495
Yes!
458
00:20:25,497 --> 00:20:27,965
[Stomach growling]
459
00:20:27,967 --> 00:20:31,502
[Wheezing]
460
00:20:31,504 --> 00:20:36,306
Kenny: Aaaaah!
461
00:20:36,308 --> 00:20:37,842
♪
462
00:20:41,781 --> 00:20:43,452
- Yeah! Yes!
- Yes!
463
00:20:43,453 --> 00:20:45,449
[Laughs]
464
00:20:45,906 --> 00:20:46,758
Yes!
465
00:20:48,654 --> 00:20:50,454
[Kenny groaning]
466
00:20:50,456 --> 00:20:52,598
- Kenny.
- Ugh. Yeah?
467
00:20:53,042 --> 00:20:56,066
Ugh. No hard feelings?
468
00:20:56,662 --> 00:20:57,752
Of course not.
469
00:20:58,264 --> 00:20:59,704
Pretty good battle.
470
00:21:01,373 --> 00:21:02,476
Good fighter.
471
00:21:03,269 --> 00:21:04,892
- Ohh!
- What day is it?
472
00:21:06,021 --> 00:21:06,916
Saturday.
473
00:21:07,273 --> 00:21:09,233
I didn't miss Grace's birthday party!
474
00:21:09,460 --> 00:21:10,925
No. It's tomorrow.
475
00:21:11,944 --> 00:21:14,344
Hey! You wouldn't want to keep that suit
476
00:21:14,346 --> 00:21:15,731
one more day, would ya?
477
00:21:16,615 --> 00:21:18,149
Yeah, it seems we got a, uh,
478
00:21:18,151 --> 00:21:19,884
little girl with a birthday party!
479
00:21:19,886 --> 00:21:22,334
Lenny: Birthday party? I'll do it!
480
00:21:22,689 --> 00:21:25,089
♪ La la la la la la la ♪
481
00:21:25,091 --> 00:21:26,356
♪ La la la ♪
482
00:21:26,358 --> 00:21:27,892
♪ La la la la la la ♪
483
00:21:27,894 --> 00:21:29,159
♪ La la la ♪
484
00:21:29,161 --> 00:21:30,627
♪ La la la la la la ♪
485
00:21:30,629 --> 00:21:32,295
Lenny: Who are we waving at?
486
00:21:32,297 --> 00:21:34,564
♪ La la la la la la ♪ - ♪ La la la ♪
487
00:21:34,566 --> 00:21:36,633
♪ La la la la la la ♪
488
00:21:36,635 --> 00:21:39,636
♪ La-la-la ♪
489
00:21:39,638 --> 00:21:42,365
Panicked female:
I can't find my harmonica!
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