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Previously on
"Stan Against Evil."
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What is that thing growing
up by the station?
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When the first flowers bloom,
the portal will open,
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and the Land of the Dead
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shall corrupt
the Land of the Living
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for time without end.
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Should we get
a new map now?
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Constable Eccles
was the only witch.
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Did you ever think
that it might be possible
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to save the life
of someone you lost?
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Stan: I can go back
and save Claire.
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I got to figure out
how to travel back a year
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to save my wife,
and the only way
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I'm going
to be able to do that
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is if I find this guy,
Gerard DuQuette.
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♪♪
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[Chickens clucking]
[Cow mooing]
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♪♪
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[Animals lowing]
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She has much milk in her
this morning.
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When I think
of how much money
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this milk will fetch
at market,
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it's as if her teats
were full of diamonds.
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♪♪
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I know if my manly bosom
could produce diamonds,
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I would fill bucket
after bucket.
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[Milk trickles]
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Of precious,
precious man-boob diamonds.
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[Clang, splatter]
[Rooster crows]
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[Screaming]
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♪♪ Discordant music plays...
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♪♪
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[Demonic voice]
You're out of milk.
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[Screams]
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[Laughs]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
*STAN AGAINST EVIL*
Season 02 Episode 07
Title: "Mirror Mirror
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[Tires screech]
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[Gear shifts]
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[Knocking]
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[Grunts]
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Let's do this.
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[Door closes]
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These, uh...
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These are the eyeballs
of that thing.
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It came up out of Evie's grave
and tried to kill us.
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[Explosion]
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Looked like... a big pile of crap
covered in bullshit.
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[Shrieks]
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Oh, I remember, Sheriff.
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The Wraith?
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[Shrieking, growls]
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Why do you want
to go into the past?
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Not that I consider you
particularly "modern."
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Oh, you got that right,
buster.
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This country ain't been the same
since Evel Knievel died.
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Here's
the bottom line...
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I got to back to last year
and save my wife's life.
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No!
No! No!
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Absolutely not,
Mr. Miller.
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- See?
- I...
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Evel Knievel.
They told him no, too.
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You can't jump
over Caesar's Palace.
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He did.
You can't jump ove
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13 double-decker busses.
[Sighs]
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He did.
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You can't jump over
Snake River Canyon,
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and he damn sure did.
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No, he didn't.
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He crashed every one
of those times.
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But he tried.
He tried like a man.
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A man in a skin-tight
leather jumpsuit
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with a beautiful cape,
good hair, a helmet, and...
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I've gotten off-topic.
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Listen to me.
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I got to find this guy,
Gerard DuQuette.
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So?
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So...
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That's where
you come in.
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He's been dead
for 400 years.
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He's some kind of black magic,
sorcery assface.
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[Sighs]
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Won't you do it
for Claire?
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Please?
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[Exhales softly]
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[Sniffing]
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The hell is that?
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Sage.
It purifies the room.
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Smells like a pregnant raccoon
died in your chimney.
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Eh.
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[Thud]
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From the Great Lady
and The Seven Winds,
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I summon Charon,
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blessed ferryman
of the river Styx.
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We summon Gerard DuQuette,
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denizen of the Otherworld.
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Yeah.
What she said.
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[Fingers cracking]
[Grunts] Ow!
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Nails.
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Da Rakom, Ossun, Hekuba,
I summon thee all,
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Da Rakom Ossun, Hekuba,
I summon thee all.
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[Thudding]
[Gasps]
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♪♪
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[Sighs]
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♪♪
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Now what?
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Does the doorbell ring,
he pops out of a cake,
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and gives me a nobjob?
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[Scoffs]
I don't understand.
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I... I've had
weak responses before,
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but never just nothing.
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Well...
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Maybe he was
gonna show up,
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but then he got a load
of that crap you burnt.
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I know
what I should have said.
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It smells like somebody popped
a balloon full of clown farts.
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Worst...
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Seance...
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Ever.
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[Light switch clicks]
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♪♪ Discordant music plays...
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Man: Hellooo?
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What?
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Denise?
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♪♪ Music continues...
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Is that you?
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I don't think so.
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[Sigh]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Are you...?
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I am.
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♪♪
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- Constance Eccles told me...
- I know.
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Why weren't you
at the seance?
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I had a thing.
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Lookit.
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- I got to figure out ow to...
- How to use
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the eyes of the Wraith
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to travel back just one year
instead of 400
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so that you can save
your dear wife's life.
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- Correct?
- Exactly!
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This is terrific.
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How do I do it?
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Do you like riddles?
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No, I'm straight.
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The first person
is your passage
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on the time-travel
express.
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You can go
wherever they go,
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on the day
they're laid to rest.
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You have 24 hours
to solve the riddle.
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You fail, you die.
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That's a little different
than the way they used to do it
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in the Reader's Digest.
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Makes it fun for me.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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24 hours.
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Later, tater.
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♪♪
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Hey.
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♪♪
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How do I die?
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♪♪
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[Exhales]
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[Gruff voice] Maybe you'll
do something so horrible
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that the people
of Willard's Mill
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will band together
and kill you themselves.
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[Laughing and clapping]
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[Laughter echoing]
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Oh, crap.
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[Stan sighs]
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♪♪
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Denise, honey,
you, uh...
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You're good at pu...
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[Growling softly]
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puzzles,
aren't you?
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Oh, Leon called to say
"Thank you for the fudge."
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I beg your pardon?
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Apparently you went down
to the station this morning
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and you brought him
some fudge.
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♪♪ Discordant note plays...
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That...
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wasn't me.
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Are you sure
it wasn't you?
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Why would I lie
about fudge?
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Well, we've all made
a bad batch of fudge before
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and we lied about it.
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Shame Fudge is real,
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but we don't let it
get us down.
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We get back in the kitchen,
we roll up our sleeves,
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and we try agaaain!
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[Telephone ringing]
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[Stan sighs]
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[Ringing]
Oh, shit.
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[Receiver slams]
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Oh.
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♪♪
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♪ Golly gee, I can't believe you're mine ♪
- Leon?
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- Leon!
- [Clatter]
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♪ And I'll have you
till the end of time ♪
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What the hell
happened to you?
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The fudge.
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The fudge happened.
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[Distorted]
♪ I could only long for your caress ♪
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I don't know what
you put in it...
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That wasn't me.
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Oh, yes, it was!
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♪♪
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Maybe you'll do
something so horrible
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that the good people of Willard's
Mill will kill you themselves.
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♪ Golly gee,
I can't believe you're mine ♪
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Leon.
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[Distorted women's voices]
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Wheeee!
What was in the fudge?
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Freedom!
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♪ Yes, I'll have you till the end of time ♪
- For my mind.
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[Giggling]
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[Scoffs]
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I only got 14 hours.
I got to go.
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Wait!
[Gun cocks]
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- Oh, no!
- I got a better idea.
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Why don't I kill you
and you go to Heaven
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and you call me,
tell me what you see?
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[Laughs]
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I'm scared.
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♪♪
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[Knocks rhythmically on door]
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[Gruff voice]
Oh, hi.
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Did you want to try
the seance again?
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That sounds delish.
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J'entre?
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Sure.
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Love the house.
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You were just here
yesterday?
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Oh, snap.
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♪♪
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[High-pitched voice]
Are you looking at my bum?
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No, Leon.
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Geranimo!
Leon.
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♪♪
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[Giggles]
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We're gonna need the others
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- if we're gonna...
- I had a bucket like this once.
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Okay.
[Doorbell rings]
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[Whispering]
Company!
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[Giggles]
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[Door opens]
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Oh, hi, Gordy!
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Hello.
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Gordy the mailman?
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You come in here,
you rascal.
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- Well, hello, Stan.
- Hi, Gordy.
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What's... What's that saying
you mailmen have?
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Neither snow nor rain...
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Or sleet will stay
these couriers
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from their
appointed rounds.
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What about a bucket?
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Uh, I'm sorry, what?
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Would... Would that
stay you
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from... from
your appointed rounds?
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A bucket?
[Clang]
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- Ah!
- [Screams]
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[Lara screams]
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[Giggles] He's on the move.
[Clatter]
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[Bucket clangs]
[Screams]
269
00:11:25,475 --> 00:11:26,999
Come here, you scamp.
270
00:11:27,086 --> 00:11:29,206
[Giggles]
271
00:11:30,137 --> 00:11:31,436
[Thud, Lara screams]
272
00:11:31,523 --> 00:11:32,795
♪♪
273
00:11:32,853 --> 00:11:34,831
"The first person."
274
00:11:35,943 --> 00:11:37,556
The first person what?
275
00:11:38,119 --> 00:11:40,168
Hey, pretty lady.
276
00:11:40,369 --> 00:11:41,998
Look what I did.
277
00:11:42,445 --> 00:11:44,587
My brain did this
with my mind.
278
00:11:44,849 --> 00:11:46,135
And my hand.
279
00:11:46,193 --> 00:11:47,575
Leon,
I really got to go.
280
00:11:47,706 --> 00:11:49,275
You can go
when Evie gets here.
281
00:11:49,374 --> 00:11:50,555
When does
Evie get here?
282
00:11:50,642 --> 00:11:52,807
Tomorrow.
Today's her day off.
283
00:11:52,894 --> 00:11:54,559
I don't have
that kind of time.
284
00:11:54,646 --> 00:11:55,809
[Chuckles]
285
00:11:55,896 --> 00:11:58,463
♪♪ Discordant music playing...
[Lara crying]
286
00:12:01,502 --> 00:12:03,035
[Sniffles]
287
00:12:03,122 --> 00:12:06,680
♪♪
288
00:12:07,374 --> 00:12:08,873
[Telephone rings]
289
00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:10,207
Hello!
290
00:12:10,603 --> 00:12:12,073
Sh-Sheriff Barret, please.
291
00:12:12,137 --> 00:12:14,179
Call her at home.
She loves that.
292
00:12:14,266 --> 00:12:15,848
♪♪
293
00:12:15,958 --> 00:12:18,437
I need you to draw
Eddie the Head on my back.
294
00:12:18,518 --> 00:12:20,918
- I beg your pardon?
- Eddie the Head.
295
00:12:21,568 --> 00:12:23,037
From Iron Maiden.
296
00:12:23,108 --> 00:12:24,658
I know who
Eddie the Head is.
297
00:12:24,770 --> 00:12:26,350
"Fear the Dark" much?
298
00:12:27,108 --> 00:12:28,662
Let me see.
299
00:12:28,996 --> 00:12:30,177
[Markers clack]
300
00:12:30,264 --> 00:12:32,674
Oh, I think you're
really gonna like that.
301
00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:34,557
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
302
00:12:34,668 --> 00:12:38,117
As... true today as it was then.
[Chuckles]
303
00:12:38,228 --> 00:12:39,809
[Telephone rings]
304
00:12:41,149 --> 00:12:42,280
Yello?
305
00:12:42,367 --> 00:12:46,519
Person speaking gibberish...
306
00:12:48,348 --> 00:12:50,170
Hey.
What happened?
307
00:12:50,351 --> 00:12:51,683
Gordy's dead.
308
00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:53,418
The mailman.
309
00:12:53,505 --> 00:12:55,402
It was Stan.
310
00:12:55,675 --> 00:12:58,059
Gor... Stan?!
What?
311
00:12:58,162 --> 00:13:00,293
Something seemed off
at first.
312
00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:03,136
He was just so happy
and friendly.
313
00:13:03,414 --> 00:13:05,898
Oh, yeah, that definitely
does not sound like Stan.
314
00:13:05,985 --> 00:13:07,147
God, I know.
315
00:13:07,234 --> 00:13:08,949
And you're sure
it was Stan?
316
00:13:09,036 --> 00:13:11,098
Yeah, it was him,
all right.
317
00:13:11,621 --> 00:13:13,238
He left you a message.
318
00:13:13,325 --> 00:13:16,316
♪♪ Discordant music plays...
319
00:13:16,373 --> 00:13:20,113
♪♪
320
00:13:20,375 --> 00:13:22,179
Hutchy much.
321
00:13:24,313 --> 00:13:27,313
[Sighs] So then, he came by,
like we had talked about.
322
00:13:27,384 --> 00:13:29,320
He... He was smiling,
very polite.
323
00:13:29,384 --> 00:13:30,539
Yeah, see,
that's the thing.
324
00:13:30,597 --> 00:13:31,913
I mean,
I can definitely imagine
325
00:13:31,971 --> 00:13:33,359
Stan killing someone
with a bucket,
326
00:13:33,417 --> 00:13:35,276
but this whole smiling,
polite thing?
327
00:13:35,334 --> 00:13:36,674
I mean,
that does not track.
328
00:13:36,829 --> 00:13:38,270
Mm.
329
00:13:38,677 --> 00:13:41,689
Speaking of which,
where's the, uh, body?
330
00:13:42,046 --> 00:13:43,838
Oh, that.
[Laughs]
331
00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:46,249
Just get here, please.
332
00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:48,573
Lara: I had just hung up.
[Cellphone beeps]
333
00:13:48,644 --> 00:13:50,111
Neither snow...
334
00:13:50,347 --> 00:13:52,280
nor rain...
[Thud]
335
00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:55,242
nor sleet will stay... Oh!
336
00:13:55,609 --> 00:13:57,876
So, you're saying
this guy was... was dead,
337
00:13:57,934 --> 00:13:58,963
and then he just...
338
00:13:59,021 --> 00:14:00,401
Walked right through
this room
339
00:14:00,459 --> 00:14:02,032
and right out
of that door.
340
00:14:02,158 --> 00:14:04,614
What do you mean,
"Like we talked about"?
341
00:14:04,980 --> 00:14:07,428
You said "Stan came by,
like we talked about."
342
00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:10,160
Yeah. Stan came to me
to contact a spirit.
343
00:14:10,532 --> 00:14:11,695
Stan?
344
00:14:11,806 --> 00:14:13,751
Yeah, he wants
to travel back in time
345
00:14:13,809 --> 00:14:15,300
to save his wife.
346
00:14:16,271 --> 00:14:17,816
Oh, no.
347
00:14:18,470 --> 00:14:20,159
No, no,
that's got to be so...
348
00:14:20,246 --> 00:14:21,743
Dangerous?
I told him.
349
00:14:21,963 --> 00:14:24,697
Look, we were trying to summon
the spirit of Gerard DuQuette,
350
00:14:24,784 --> 00:14:27,882
a practitioner of Black Magik
from the 17th century.
351
00:14:28,194 --> 00:14:29,884
Oh, that's a...
That's a great idea.
352
00:14:29,971 --> 00:14:31,237
Summon an evil wizard!
353
00:14:31,372 --> 00:14:33,305
But he didn't appear.
354
00:14:33,392 --> 00:14:34,804
Are you sure?
355
00:14:36,044 --> 00:14:37,925
Oh, my God,
that's Anti.
356
00:14:38,221 --> 00:14:41,647
This guy is still out there,
and everybody thinks he's Stan.
357
00:14:42,002 --> 00:14:43,592
[Scoffs]
358
00:14:44,657 --> 00:14:45,972
I can't believe
359
00:14:46,030 --> 00:14:48,221
there's a worse version
of Stan out there.
360
00:14:48,541 --> 00:14:50,523
I didn't know
that was possible.
361
00:14:50,610 --> 00:14:53,388
♪♪
362
00:14:53,483 --> 00:14:55,328
[Urinating]
363
00:14:55,415 --> 00:14:56,911
Mm-mm!
364
00:14:57,262 --> 00:14:59,246
Sheriff?!
365
00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:01,534
These heirloom tomatoes?
366
00:15:02,084 --> 00:15:03,962
They are now!
[Laughs]
367
00:15:04,095 --> 00:15:05,415
Martin!
368
00:15:05,508 --> 00:15:07,922
Ahhh!
Oh!
369
00:15:08,009 --> 00:15:12,026
♪♪ Funky music playing...
370
00:15:12,306 --> 00:15:14,804
Stan: Put that thing down, Leon.
I got to go.
371
00:15:14,862 --> 00:15:18,124
♪ Ain't no mistakin', there's a lot of
booties shakin' ♪ [Imitating gunshots]
372
00:15:18,188 --> 00:15:19,341
♪ You can't stop 'em ♪
373
00:15:19,399 --> 00:15:20,935
Martin!
Sheriff Miller...
374
00:15:21,022 --> 00:15:22,022
♪ No, no ♪
375
00:15:22,108 --> 00:15:23,202
What is it?
376
00:15:23,260 --> 00:15:24,982
♪ Them bootie cheeks ♪
377
00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:27,003
♪ Got bitten by the beat ♪
378
00:15:27,065 --> 00:15:28,895
♪ Now you can't stop 'em ♪
379
00:15:28,982 --> 00:15:30,450
Neither the rain...
380
00:15:30,604 --> 00:15:32,262
nor snow...
381
00:15:32,437 --> 00:15:33,893
nor...
382
00:15:35,460 --> 00:15:36,942
[Glass shatters]
sleet...
383
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,087
will keep these couriers...
♪ Well, well, well, well ♪
384
00:15:39,165 --> 00:15:41,670
from their appointed rounds...
♪ Can't stop the bootie shakin' ♪
385
00:15:41,727 --> 00:15:43,375
♪ Ha, ha, ha ♪
Pshoo!
386
00:15:43,462 --> 00:15:46,494
♪ Can't stop
the bootie shakin' ♪
387
00:15:46,581 --> 00:15:48,017
♪ Hey, hey ♪
388
00:15:48,075 --> 00:15:49,696
[Telephone ringing]
389
00:15:49,937 --> 00:15:51,266
♪ Can't stop ♪
390
00:15:51,328 --> 00:15:53,211
Yello?!
♪ The bootie ♪ [Splat]
391
00:15:53,269 --> 00:15:55,521
Oh!
Applesauce.
392
00:15:55,608 --> 00:15:57,371
[Thud]
393
00:15:57,458 --> 00:15:58,907
Hello?
394
00:15:58,994 --> 00:16:00,893
Sheriff Miller did what
to your bird feeder?
395
00:16:00,980 --> 00:16:02,261
[Telephone ringing]
396
00:16:02,348 --> 00:16:05,064
Well, sweetheart,
love takes many forms.
397
00:16:05,151 --> 00:16:06,581
Hello?
398
00:16:06,668 --> 00:16:08,449
Sheriff Miller
climbed up on your roof
399
00:16:08,536 --> 00:16:10,299
and took a dump down your chimney?
[Ringing continues]
400
00:16:10,356 --> 00:16:12,992
Well, don't start a fire.
Hang on.
401
00:16:13,146 --> 00:16:14,243
Hello?
402
00:16:14,555 --> 00:16:16,739
No, I don't want
to lower my credit score.
403
00:16:16,797 --> 00:16:18,375
Eat a bag of dicks!
[Telephone rings]
404
00:16:18,438 --> 00:16:19,527
Hello?
405
00:16:19,614 --> 00:16:20,914
Evie:
Oh, thank God, Stan.
406
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:22,415
Where have you
been all day?
407
00:16:22,502 --> 00:16:23,531
I've been here.
408
00:16:23,618 --> 00:16:24,864
Do you have a witness?
409
00:16:24,922 --> 00:16:27,149
Well, eh, more or less.
410
00:16:27,328 --> 00:16:29,031
Okay, uh,
second question.
411
00:16:29,336 --> 00:16:30,496
Have you happened
to have done
412
00:16:30,576 --> 00:16:32,024
anything incredibly
stupid lately,
413
00:16:32,082 --> 00:16:35,981
like... conjure the spirit
of a 17th-century evil wizard?
414
00:16:36,097 --> 00:16:37,858
We're gonna have
to put a pin in that one.
415
00:16:37,916 --> 00:16:39,499
Stan, were you planning
on telling me
416
00:16:39,557 --> 00:16:41,299
about your little
time-travelling scheme?
417
00:16:41,497 --> 00:16:43,174
It's complicated.
418
00:16:43,427 --> 00:16:45,812
Listen to me, there's a double
going around town
419
00:16:45,973 --> 00:16:49,108
pretending that he's me,
and he's causing... mischief.
420
00:16:49,195 --> 00:16:51,706
Yeah, you have no idea.
I'm on my way.
421
00:16:51,818 --> 00:16:53,258
No!
No, no, no, no, no.
422
00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:55,961
You... You go ahead and meet me
at my house, up in Claire's room,
423
00:16:56,032 --> 00:16:57,567
and don't stop
to get your nails done.
424
00:16:57,625 --> 00:16:59,048
What are you...
I don't get my nails...
425
00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:00,563
Clock's ticking.
[Receiver slams]
426
00:17:00,652 --> 00:17:01,966
[Cellphone beeps]
427
00:17:02,141 --> 00:17:03,443
Definitely him.
428
00:17:03,779 --> 00:17:05,156
All right, Leon.
429
00:17:05,453 --> 00:17:07,086
You're in charge.
430
00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:10,311
[Insects chirping]
431
00:17:10,398 --> 00:17:11,895
Stan: The guy said
I had 24 hours
432
00:17:11,953 --> 00:17:14,725
to solve this riddle
or I'm a dead man.
433
00:17:14,869 --> 00:17:17,234
Uh-huh,
and how long ago was that?
434
00:17:18,227 --> 00:17:20,807
23 hours and 53 minutes.
435
00:17:21,143 --> 00:17:22,742
Who's counting?
436
00:17:22,829 --> 00:17:24,892
♪♪
437
00:17:25,132 --> 00:17:29,463
Wakey wakey,
eggs and bakey.
438
00:17:29,961 --> 00:17:31,487
Come on,
tickle pickle.
439
00:17:31,590 --> 00:17:33,506
- [Sputters]
- [Laughs]
440
00:17:34,506 --> 00:17:37,041
What the...?
441
00:17:38,159 --> 00:17:40,243
What the hell?
442
00:17:41,189 --> 00:17:42,904
What... What are you
doing here?
443
00:17:43,071 --> 00:17:44,827
I wanted to challenge you
444
00:17:44,940 --> 00:17:48,719
to a game
of Rock, Paper, Scissors.
445
00:17:48,951 --> 00:17:50,665
O-Okay.
446
00:17:50,723 --> 00:17:52,171
♪♪
447
00:17:52,367 --> 00:17:54,544
For stabs.
448
00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:56,633
[Sand rustling]
449
00:17:56,747 --> 00:17:58,744
Stan:
It's almost 12:00.
450
00:17:59,665 --> 00:18:00,894
♪♪
451
00:18:00,981 --> 00:18:02,682
[Doorbell rings]
452
00:18:02,948 --> 00:18:04,662
It's midnight.
453
00:18:05,342 --> 00:18:06,656
That's him.
454
00:18:06,714 --> 00:18:07,777
Denise:
Ooh, I'll get it!
455
00:18:07,835 --> 00:18:09,046
She went downstairs.
456
00:18:09,104 --> 00:18:10,632
Denise!
457
00:18:13,159 --> 00:18:14,191
Oh, it's the ma...
[Gasps]
458
00:18:14,264 --> 00:18:16,129
[Moaning]
[Screaming]
459
00:18:16,216 --> 00:18:18,006
Hey!
Hey!
460
00:18:18,077 --> 00:18:19,147
Hey!
461
00:18:19,225 --> 00:18:21,128
[Screams]
Denise!
462
00:18:21,186 --> 00:18:22,456
[Grunts]
463
00:18:22,514 --> 00:18:24,066
Denise, are you okay?
464
00:18:24,124 --> 00:18:26,053
♪♪
465
00:18:26,155 --> 00:18:28,289
[Grunting]
466
00:18:28,376 --> 00:18:30,524
Go for his eyes!
467
00:18:30,611 --> 00:18:33,146
Yeah, the eyes!
That's it, Stan!
468
00:18:33,233 --> 00:18:34,462
The eyes!
469
00:18:34,549 --> 00:18:35,596
I got it!
470
00:18:35,683 --> 00:18:37,665
Eyes!
The first person!
471
00:18:37,752 --> 00:18:38,884
Oh, I get it.
472
00:18:38,971 --> 00:18:40,152
That's clever.
473
00:18:40,239 --> 00:18:41,329
♪♪
474
00:18:41,387 --> 00:18:43,991
The first person
is your passage
475
00:18:44,158 --> 00:18:46,202
on the time-travel
express.
476
00:18:46,462 --> 00:18:48,395
You can go
wherever they go
477
00:18:48,514 --> 00:18:50,678
on the day
they're laid to rest.
478
00:18:51,025 --> 00:18:53,899
You solve the riddle
and you'll know what to do.
479
00:18:53,986 --> 00:18:56,417
[Growls]
[Women shouting indistinctly]
480
00:18:56,504 --> 00:18:58,781
[Growls]
Denise: Good job, Dad!
481
00:18:58,839 --> 00:19:00,815
Take the mailman's eyes,
go back to yesterday,
482
00:19:00,913 --> 00:19:02,803
and then don't summon
Gerard DuQuette!
483
00:19:02,861 --> 00:19:05,264
♪♪
484
00:19:05,366 --> 00:19:07,019
Come on, Dad!
485
00:19:07,077 --> 00:19:08,847
- [Grunts]
- All right, Stan!
486
00:19:08,934 --> 00:19:10,364
Hold your horses.
487
00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:12,385
You know what they say
about eyeballs.
488
00:19:12,472 --> 00:19:15,644
[Breathing heavily]
They don't gouge themselves out.
489
00:19:16,008 --> 00:19:19,458
[Splat]
[Grunting]
490
00:19:19,545 --> 00:19:22,109
[Screaming]
491
00:19:22,196 --> 00:19:24,463
[Screaming in distance]
492
00:19:24,612 --> 00:19:27,467
Well,
that was a fun game.
493
00:19:27,983 --> 00:19:29,450
I win.
494
00:19:30,032 --> 00:19:31,786
[Giggles]
495
00:19:31,873 --> 00:19:33,121
♪♪
496
00:19:33,208 --> 00:19:35,241
[Echoed laughter continues]
497
00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:38,627
[Panting]
498
00:19:38,979 --> 00:19:41,276
[Sigh]
499
00:19:42,708 --> 00:19:45,095
What's in the bag,
Stan?
500
00:19:45,182 --> 00:19:48,383
You said I had 24 hours
to solve the riddle.
501
00:19:48,580 --> 00:19:50,042
And I did.
502
00:19:50,493 --> 00:19:51,745
It's the eyes.
503
00:19:51,910 --> 00:19:54,216
The first person
is the eyes.
504
00:19:54,303 --> 00:19:57,701
♪♪
505
00:19:58,028 --> 00:20:00,189
Indeed you did.
506
00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:03,264
Get on it,
little man.
507
00:20:03,478 --> 00:20:06,410
[Panting]
508
00:20:06,497 --> 00:20:09,485
♪♪ Discordant music playing...
509
00:20:09,685 --> 00:20:13,549
♪♪
510
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:26,700
[Growling]
Stan: It worked.
511
00:20:28,167 --> 00:20:29,414
[Sighs]
512
00:20:29,472 --> 00:20:31,050
♪♪
513
00:20:31,108 --> 00:20:35,766
♪ Golly gee,
I can't believe you're mine ♪
514
00:20:35,885 --> 00:20:40,714
♪ And I'll have you till the end of time ♪
[Screams]
515
00:20:40,881 --> 00:20:45,382
♪ I was in the shadows
of loneliness ♪
516
00:20:45,469 --> 00:20:50,595
♪ I could only long
for your caress ♪
517
00:20:50,653 --> 00:20:52,923
♪ Suddenly, to my surprise ♪
Ahh!
518
00:20:53,092 --> 00:20:55,274
♪ The time is right ♪
519
00:20:55,332 --> 00:21:00,215
♪ To wrap myself around you
and hold you tight ♪
520
00:21:00,302 --> 00:21:04,902
♪ Golly gee,
I can't believe you're mine ♪
521
00:21:04,989 --> 00:21:08,739
♪ And I'll have you
till the end of time ♪
522
00:21:08,858 --> 00:21:11,033
Sweetheart,
I'm sorry about this.
523
00:21:11,190 --> 00:21:13,496
♪ I was in the shadows
of loneliness ♪
524
00:21:13,583 --> 00:21:14,963
You'll thank me later.
525
00:21:15,021 --> 00:21:19,395
♪ I could only long
for your caress ♪
526
00:21:19,751 --> 00:21:24,502
♪ Suddenly, to my surprise,
the time is right ♪
527
00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:28,218
♪ To wrap myself around you
and hold you tight ♪
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