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You're the most precious little
thing in the world, aren't you?
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Yeah.
_
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Oh.
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Come here.
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There you go.
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Hey, Stacy.
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You're looking hot.
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Aw. Thanks, Chaz.
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"Amadeus" isn't out yet,
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so I rented "Lone Wolf McQuade"
and "Solarbabies."
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Sorry we couldn't go to the movies,
but I ain't got no sitter.
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Oh, that's okay.
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I never dated a single mom before.
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I like it.
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So, can I come in or what?
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As long as you're entering
of your own free will.
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Sure thing.
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These are flowers.
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Yeah.
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Mm.
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Uh, hey, Stacie?
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Why is your baby out of his crib?
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Synced and corrected by hawken45
for www.addic7ed.com
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They look so happy.
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- I know. I hate to destroy them.
- _
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I'm really hungry, though.
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I think donuts are the most happy food.
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I mean, they're so cute. They never end.
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They just keep going around
and around and around...
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I was actually... I was talking about
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that woman over there
with that little baby.
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Oh. Yeah.
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They seem happy... too.
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Not as happy as my eggs.
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Not everybody can have it all.
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Do you think you'll ever have kids?
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What? God no.
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Are you crazy?
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Why not? Children are wonderful.
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Yeah, some of them are,
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but then some of them grow up
to be serial killers
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or clowns or serial-killing clowns.
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Blugh.
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And I don't have a boyfriend.
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I think being a single mom
would be a nightmare.
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None taken.
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Well, what about guys?
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I mean, is there anybody you like?
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Kevin... the groundskeeper
at the cemetery.
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Anyone else?
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I like Kevin, and I'm not ashamed of it.
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Everybody thinks they're above him,
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you know, because he works underground.
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He's a great guy. Yeah, no,
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Kevin is... an option.
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Just, you know, you're
a very attractive young woman.
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I'm wondering if you
have any other prospects.
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The groundskeeper
at Mannered Falls, Willy,
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he's pretty hot, too.
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But that's a veterans cemetery,
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and it feels a little bit
too political for me.
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And he has a cauliflower hand.
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What about somebody who doesn't
dig graves for a living?
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Like a mortician or a casket salesmen?
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Yeah, or like a law clerk or a doctor
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or basic dude who has a job
that doesn't involve
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the preparation and
disposal of dead people?
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I don't know, I just...
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I never really thought about
dating outside the industry.
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Outside the indus...
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You... But you don't even...
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You should get a babysitting job.
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I hate to do this to you guys,
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but at least you died
doing what you love...
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being eggs.
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Oh, oh!
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Uh, so, Denise...
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you're doing this of your, um,
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own free will, right?
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Yeah, yeah. I-I guess.
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I mean, my friend kind of
forced me into it.
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He seems very taken with you.
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Uh...
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What does he eat?
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Uh, plums,
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uh, and carrots sometimes.
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He likes mushed-up food.
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Gross.
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What's his name?
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Aiden.
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Hmm. Aiden.
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Braden. Mm?
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I'm so sorry.
I-I thought you said Aiden.
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I did. Aiden Braden.
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Uh, his middle name is Braden.
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Oh, Claire.
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All right.
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"Find Gerard Duquette.
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And may God help you."
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Gerard Duquette.
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Gerard Duquette... 1642 to 1703.
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Well, he couldn't be
any more dead, could you?
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I guess if I want to contact you,
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I'm gonna have to have
a séance or some shit.
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Nothing fruity.
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A candle, couple of beers.
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All I want to do is use demon eyeballs
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to travel back in time
and prevent my wife from dying.
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That gotta be so goddamn hard?
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Stan, guess what?
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I forgot to lock the door?
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Why are you reading that?
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Oh, I'm not.
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Just used it to kill a spider.
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That?
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It's just one creature
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killing another creature with a book.
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Hakuna Matata.
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Anyway, I wanted to tell you
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that I got Denise a job.
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I was wondering where she was.
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The, uh... The ice in my lemonade,
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it melted about 45 minutes ago,
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and now it's just warm lemon water.
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So?
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So I was looking for Denise to come
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and get me some more of it.
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You went ahead and got her a job.
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Wow. Oh, that's so funny.
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I actually thought that
you would be proud of her.
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Personal foul. Don't you believe it.
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You wanted me to be proud of you
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because you got her a job,
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but I'm not,
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because my lemonade is warm.
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Hakuna Matutu.
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Um...
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This is his special toy.
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Make sure he doesn't lose it.
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Goodbye, Aiden Braden.
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God forgive me.
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That poor girl.
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- You like listening to me talk, huh?
- Oh! Hey!
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You're not that bad for a human baby.
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Denise!
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It's me... Kevin.
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Yeah, I know.
I recognize you by your face.
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Oh, right, I was...
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I was thinking we were on the phone.
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Wow.
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Is this your baby?
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No.
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What are you doing?
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You're not dating a baby?
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Gross! No, I'm babysitting.
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Oh, cool!
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Can...
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Hey, little guy.
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Hey, can I...
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Can I talk to you alone for a second?
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I can't really leave the baby.
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Just... Just for a second.
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Years ago, I needed money,
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so I volunteered
to be a part of this study.
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The military was testing the effect
of rum drinks on the sleep deprived.
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The next thing you know, I'm on
a bus to some top-secret...
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Hey, Kevin, is this
gonna take a long time?
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'Cause I got places to go.
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No.
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The thing is, I was a human guinea pig
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in a terrible experiment.
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And?
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And...
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I spent a lot of time around
some really bad people,
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and I'm telling you
there is something very bad
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about that baby.
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Uh, no.
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I used to think he was a dickhead, too,
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but he's really okay.
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And his mom is paying me $9 an hour,
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and that's a lot of money for someone
that's never been around babies before.
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I'm only telling you this...
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because I care about you.
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What is happening to my body?
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I... Shut your mouth!
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I gotta go. Bye.
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Okay.
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Oh.
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Coming. I'm coming.
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Hi, there.
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I, uh... I went ahead
and got you some lunch.
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Oh.
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Two beers?
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That's what I had for lunch.
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So, uh, this is the baby, huh?
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Yeah.
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What's he crying about?
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I don't know.
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He was fine all day.
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He's threatened... feels my power.
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Game on, little man.
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Oh, yeah, you feel me. Game on.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't point at me.
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Kev-o.
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What are you doing?
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Keeping an eye on Denise.
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I beg your pardon?
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It's that baby she's watching.
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I don't trust it.
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Look, most people don't know this,
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but I spent six months
in a black-ops site
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in Alamogordo, New Mexico.
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See you later, Kev-o.
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Hello?
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That you, Ollie?
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Are you t-tryin' to scare me?
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Ollie?
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Hello?
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No, no!
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No, no, no, no, no!
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Aah!
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I found this one
out by the train tracks.
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Kevin, what happened to you?
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Okay, you... Okay.
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You were cr... Oh, you were
crawling in the woods!
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Fight club.
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Skunk attack. Hot coffee.
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And then you were
conducting an orchestra!
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You were conducting an orchestra.
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Your canoe broke.
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Someone had binoculars.
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Okay. Do you need to take
a minute, or...?
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- One.
- One.
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So, was it skunks?
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Okay. All right.
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Nice, deep breath.
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How's that? No.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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The eyes were closer together,
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and the... the cheeks
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were... were much fuller than that.
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Okay.
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Like this?
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That's him.
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That's him, Officer.
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Really?
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That...
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It was that baby... Aiden Braden.
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What's its name?
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Shh!
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Kevin, you're expecting us
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to believe that a baby did this to you?
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Yeah.
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But we don't.
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Kevin...
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Did you do this to yourself?
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Look...
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I do a lot of things to myself,
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but not this.
261
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Kevin, you're among friends.
262
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Why would I beat myself up?
263
00:13:03,896 --> 00:13:08,099
'Cause you're jealous of that
baby taking all of Denise's time.
264
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Thanks to Evie and that baby,
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she's never around anymore.
266
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Hell, I'm home all alone.
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Can't find a goddamn thing.
268
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Where'd she put the
mustard, you might ask?
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In the fridge.
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The fridge!
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Stan, this isn't about you.
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Cold mustard, Barret. That's on you.
273
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Who knew taking care of a baby
would be so much work?
274
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Well, now, remember, honey,
275
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not... not all babies are difficult.
276
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Some are...
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Gosh, some are sweet little,
bowls of life-affirming joy.
278
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Oh. Was I like that?
279
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Oh, God, no. You were a nightmare.
280
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Never shut up, and when you cried,
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whatever note that was
used to make cats throw up.
282
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Hey, Stan. Sorry I'm... Sorry I'm late.
283
00:13:58,884 --> 00:14:00,018
What are you doing here?
284
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T-Tell her.
285
00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:04,555
I don't know if your dad told you this,
286
00:14:04,556 --> 00:14:08,059
but, um, Kevin is claiming
287
00:14:08,060 --> 00:14:10,728
that Aiden Braden attacked him,
288
00:14:10,729 --> 00:14:13,587
and I think we need to talk about it.
289
00:14:14,132 --> 00:14:15,666
Talk about Kevin?
290
00:14:16,385 --> 00:14:21,067
Yeah, well, we think that Kevin is...
291
00:14:21,974 --> 00:14:24,475
obsessed with you in an unhealthy way.
292
00:14:24,476 --> 00:14:26,410
Honey, honey, now, to be clear,
293
00:14:26,411 --> 00:14:29,914
we're not saying that
Kevin is a "bad guy."
294
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He only kicked the shit out of himself
295
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and blamed it on a baby.
296
00:14:32,951 --> 00:14:35,419
Hell, for all we know,
he's a true romantic at heart
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like that Fatty Arbuckle
or that Sid and Nancy.
298
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Okay, stop.
299
00:14:39,658 --> 00:14:41,926
He's not obsessed, all right?
300
00:14:41,927 --> 00:14:44,095
Aiden Braden is a weird baby.
301
00:14:44,096 --> 00:14:45,663
I mean, I tried to take his rattle away,
302
00:14:45,664 --> 00:14:47,665
and he almost ripped my arm
out of the socket, okay?
303
00:14:47,666 --> 00:14:50,561
And he hates Kevin.
He growls and barks and...
304
00:14:51,303 --> 00:14:52,937
He doesn't even like to eat.
305
00:14:54,606 --> 00:14:57,141
What, he... he doesn't eat?
306
00:14:57,142 --> 00:14:58,442
No. His mother just says,
307
00:14:58,443 --> 00:15:00,111
if I hold him, he'll be nourished,
308
00:15:00,112 --> 00:15:01,545
but it's really hard
309
00:15:01,546 --> 00:15:04,282
because his fingernails
are really sharp.
310
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- Oh!
- Oh!
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00:15:05,751 --> 00:15:06,984
Aiden did this?!
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00:15:06,985 --> 00:15:08,653
- Aiden Braden.
- Okay.
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00:15:08,654 --> 00:15:11,155
Yes, when I try to take his rattle.
314
00:15:11,156 --> 00:15:11,961
Ugh.
315
00:15:13,959 --> 00:15:15,514
Ugh, no.
316
00:15:16,695 --> 00:15:18,876
Ooh! This looks promising.
317
00:15:19,264 --> 00:15:20,965
Uh, okay.
318
00:15:20,966 --> 00:15:23,701
Emotional Cluster-Feeding Demon. Ick.
319
00:15:23,702 --> 00:15:26,203
It can take many forms
that inspire endearment,
320
00:15:26,204 --> 00:15:29,106
most commonly appears as a human infant.
321
00:15:29,107 --> 00:15:31,453
So it feeds off the
affection of its caretaker.
322
00:15:31,454 --> 00:15:34,312
So Aiden Braden is feeding
off your affection.
323
00:15:34,313 --> 00:15:35,546
That means it sees Kevin
324
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as like a threat to its food source.
325
00:15:38,206 --> 00:15:40,284
Sounds like your normal
asshole baby to me.
326
00:15:40,711 --> 00:15:42,820
My God. We sent Kevin home.
327
00:15:44,218 --> 00:15:45,398
We got to get to him.
328
00:15:46,058 --> 00:15:46,831
Oh!
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00:15:47,326 --> 00:15:49,660
Aiden, where are you?
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Aiden!
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00:15:52,965 --> 00:15:55,800
Aiden, D-Denise is coming back today.
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She's gonna be your new mommy.
333
00:15:57,803 --> 00:15:59,470
Won't that be nice?
334
00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:05,703
Aiden?
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00:16:15,754 --> 00:16:17,521
Oh, God.
336
00:16:17,522 --> 00:16:20,156
Aiden!
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00:16:22,038 --> 00:16:23,311
Kevin!
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00:16:23,312 --> 00:16:24,673
Hey, Denise, slow down.
339
00:16:24,674 --> 00:16:25,942
- Kevin!
- Be careful!
340
00:16:27,110 --> 00:16:28,543
- Ugh.
- Ugh.
341
00:16:28,544 --> 00:16:29,609
Kevin?
342
00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:32,299
Looks like we're too late.
343
00:16:33,082 --> 00:16:36,351
Yet, somehow, life goes on.
344
00:16:36,352 --> 00:16:38,120
- Stan!
- Guys, he's not back here!
345
00:16:38,121 --> 00:16:40,188
The Ozark Mountain Daredevils.
346
00:16:40,189 --> 00:16:42,390
Let me tell you something
about Mike Granda
347
00:16:42,391 --> 00:16:43,859
- as your lead-guitar player...
- Stan!
348
00:16:44,566 --> 00:16:46,461
Well, don't tell me a baby did all this.
349
00:16:46,462 --> 00:16:48,396
Well, now, Stan, it's a demon baby,
350
00:16:48,397 --> 00:16:50,565
so I'm pretty sure
it can do whatever it wants.
351
00:16:50,566 --> 00:16:52,360
All right, so I am, uh...
352
00:16:52,769 --> 00:16:55,189
I'm an evil demon baby.
353
00:16:55,705 --> 00:16:57,507
Where do I go next?
354
00:16:59,208 --> 00:17:00,290
I got an idea.
355
00:17:00,977 --> 00:17:01,540
What?
356
00:17:02,258 --> 00:17:03,352
I just watched you take that.
357
00:17:03,353 --> 00:17:05,914
I don't care. Denise!
358
00:17:06,704 --> 00:17:07,534
Huh.
359
00:17:08,217 --> 00:17:10,819
The old, abandoned baby gym.
360
00:17:10,820 --> 00:17:12,262
Should have known.
361
00:17:12,722 --> 00:17:14,381
Mr. Tynkle's Playland.
362
00:17:15,324 --> 00:17:17,759
"My Slayland."
363
00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:19,687
Good thing he spelled it with a "Y."
364
00:17:20,062 --> 00:17:22,273
Otherwise, that wouldn't have worked.
365
00:17:22,899 --> 00:17:23,766
Hmm.
366
00:17:27,336 --> 00:17:28,629
All right.
367
00:17:31,474 --> 00:17:32,741
Stay close.
368
00:17:37,747 --> 00:17:38,914
Ew.
369
00:17:40,983 --> 00:17:41,793
God.
370
00:17:45,421 --> 00:17:46,341
Ohh!
371
00:17:48,591 --> 00:17:51,026
- Binky.
- Ugh.
372
00:17:51,027 --> 00:17:52,347
Eugh.
373
00:17:56,098 --> 00:17:57,146
What do we got?
374
00:17:57,533 --> 00:17:58,277
Ugh.
375
00:17:59,468 --> 00:18:00,295
Easy.
376
00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:01,832
Easy.
377
00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:07,309
Ohh, God.
378
00:18:07,310 --> 00:18:10,512
This is, like, instant birth control.
379
00:18:10,513 --> 00:18:11,546
Ugh.
380
00:18:11,547 --> 00:18:12,597
All right.
381
00:18:14,050 --> 00:18:14,976
Ohh.
382
00:18:17,220 --> 00:18:19,556
Oh, my God.
383
00:18:19,989 --> 00:18:21,456
They've been swaddled.
384
00:18:25,995 --> 00:18:27,495
Kevin!
385
00:18:27,496 --> 00:18:28,864
Kevin?
386
00:18:28,865 --> 00:18:29,738
Kevin!
387
00:18:32,401 --> 00:18:34,269
Kill me.
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00:18:34,704 --> 00:18:37,102
If it's what you really want.
389
00:18:37,807 --> 00:18:40,208
I-I'm gonna need to use your gun.
390
00:18:40,209 --> 00:18:41,576
What? No.
391
00:18:41,577 --> 00:18:43,254
We got to get him down.
392
00:18:44,881 --> 00:18:46,478
You should know up front,
393
00:18:46,882 --> 00:18:47,986
this isn't your fault,
394
00:18:47,987 --> 00:18:52,187
but if you do choose to live the
rest of your life in shame,
395
00:18:52,188 --> 00:18:54,289
no one here will blame you.
396
00:18:56,459 --> 00:18:58,742
Yes, Kev, cry.
397
00:18:58,743 --> 00:19:00,328
Be ashamed of yourself.
398
00:19:00,329 --> 00:19:04,983
So... much... mucus.
399
00:19:05,124 --> 00:19:06,868
We're gonna get you out of here.
400
00:19:06,869 --> 00:19:07,903
Here we go.
401
00:19:07,904 --> 00:19:08,970
There we go.
402
00:19:08,971 --> 00:19:09,971
All right.
403
00:19:09,972 --> 00:19:11,539
Okay.
404
00:19:13,242 --> 00:19:14,174
Aw.
405
00:19:14,810 --> 00:19:17,108
I told you that baby
was trying to kill me.
406
00:19:17,647 --> 00:19:19,014
Well, now... now, Kevin,
407
00:19:19,015 --> 00:19:20,415
it's, uh... it's not a baby.
408
00:19:20,416 --> 00:19:21,597
It's a demon.
409
00:19:23,719 --> 00:19:25,020
Whatever it is...
410
00:19:25,021 --> 00:19:26,922
it's back.
411
00:19:28,190 --> 00:19:29,858
I'm getting out.
412
00:19:29,859 --> 00:19:31,226
- No!
- Kevin!
413
00:19:33,095 --> 00:19:35,430
- Uh...
- Kevin?
414
00:19:35,431 --> 00:19:37,365
W-Wait! D-Denise!
415
00:19:37,366 --> 00:19:39,701
Uh, it thinks that Kevin's trying
to steal you away from it.
416
00:19:39,702 --> 00:19:41,169
You got to be horrible to it.
417
00:19:41,170 --> 00:19:42,537
Say terrible things,
act like you hate it.
418
00:19:42,538 --> 00:19:44,606
Okay. A-Aiden, I hate you!
419
00:19:44,607 --> 00:19:46,038
- Aah!
- Hey, kid!
420
00:19:46,039 --> 00:19:49,945
Denise told me you're a shitty
baby and a total choad.
421
00:19:56,585 --> 00:19:58,019
Shoot it now!
422
00:19:59,622 --> 00:20:01,456
Grace?
423
00:20:02,792 --> 00:20:05,727
Uh, am I just seeing things,
424
00:20:05,728 --> 00:20:07,862
or did that creature
just turn into my daughter?
425
00:20:07,863 --> 00:20:11,599
No, no, it's turning into
what we love to gain our affection.
426
00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:14,402
Now she looks like
hockey great Gordie Howe.
427
00:20:16,539 --> 00:20:20,141
That's not Gordie Howe.
It's my high-school jug band.
428
00:20:23,212 --> 00:20:25,480
Mommy, I want to go home.
429
00:20:26,749 --> 00:20:28,717
Uh, okay, sweetie.
430
00:20:28,718 --> 00:20:30,552
We're gonna do that. Okay?
431
00:20:30,553 --> 00:20:32,554
I just need you right now...
432
00:20:33,622 --> 00:20:36,124
To hold very, very still.
433
00:20:36,125 --> 00:20:38,126
I love you, Mommy.
434
00:20:38,127 --> 00:20:40,180
Very, very still.
435
00:20:47,470 --> 00:20:49,838
Good God. What is it?
436
00:20:50,740 --> 00:20:51,857
It smells like...
437
00:20:53,409 --> 00:20:55,076
bouquet of horse penises.
438
00:20:55,077 --> 00:20:56,811
Ugh.
439
00:20:56,812 --> 00:20:57,931
That's Leon.
440
00:21:00,316 --> 00:21:02,411
Kevin, can I ask you something?
441
00:21:03,085 --> 00:21:04,119
Sure.
442
00:21:04,966 --> 00:21:07,689
Were you really in a jug band?
443
00:21:07,690 --> 00:21:09,389
You know I was.
444
00:21:10,511 --> 00:21:11,566
Nice.
445
00:21:13,029 --> 00:21:15,864
We were called N-Nice Jugs.
446
00:21:15,865 --> 00:21:17,033
Oh.
447
00:21:18,601 --> 00:21:20,169
Did I ruin it?
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