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Neal?
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You must be Molly.
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Relax. Take your coat off.
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Okay. Sorry.
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I'm a little nervous.
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I've never gone out with someone
I met online before, so...
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You're kidding.
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No.
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Well, I am on all of them...
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Tinder, Hinge, Holefinder, you name it.
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Although after tonight,
I may be closing my accounts.
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O-kay...
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Uh...
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You want to go screw in the toilet?
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Yes. Yes, I do.
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God, you're amazing.
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Tell me you love me.
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What?
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Tell me... you love me.
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- Uh..
- Mm! Mm!
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I...I don't know.
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Yeah.
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Tell me you love me.
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Uh... Oh!
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Oh, you are a nasty little smurf.
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I love you.
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Yeah, yeah, oh, yeah.
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Good night, guys. See you tomorrow.
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All clear in here? Closing up.
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Hey, buddy, you okay?
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Bar's closed.
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- Synced and corrected by hawken45 -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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We can expect temps today
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in the low 50s to upper 60s.
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- What's wrong, Jean?
- Oh, Jesus.
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I'm supposed to visit my Nana,
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but I'm up to here with old-lady stink.
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You need Decay Away!
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Decay Away? Tell me more!
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Hungover?
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No.
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I just... picked up
Grace at her father's
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and his girlfriend was there.
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I'm sorry, did I say girlfriend?
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I meant "Fiancée."
And how do I know that?
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'Cause she has the ring.
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His bitchy grandmother's
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diamond engagement ring... giant.
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And she wouldn't give it to me,
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because my hands are "Too masculine."
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Your timing couldn't be more perfect.
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They're doing speed dating
tomorrow night at Champs.
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Champs is for losers.
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Also, what if they won't let me in,
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you know, with my "Monster hands"?
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Come on, you're new to the
area, you work all the time.
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How are you gonna meet someone new?
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Hey, I'm gonna be there.
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I'll help screen out all the creeps.
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No. You're not the best judge of crazy.
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No, I would... I would need
someone really judgmental.
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Wow. That's... It's funny...
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I-I don't see any boxing ring,
and I don't see no bear.
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In fact, I don't even see no Russian
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about to fight a bear.
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All I actually do see
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is an ocean of boring
with no land in sight.
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- Name tags!
- I'm sorry.
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I made up the bear stuff,
'cause I didn't think
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that you would willingly
come to speed dating.
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I'd willingly give a bear
a prostate exam
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before I'd willingly come to
speed dating, for Christ's sake.
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Please? Okay.
You know everybody in town.
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Just point out the weirdos.
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A bear fight...
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It's the stuff dreams are made of.
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You got to let that go.
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You're a shining star.
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So, did you always want to pull
weeds at the cemetery?
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T-totally. Yeah. Totally.
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Her name is Maisy,
and I have a cat tree for her,
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and it has a little planter that I made,
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and I just love just
to hold her at night.
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- Cheers!
- Hey!
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Okay, s-sure, sure, sure.
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- Cheers.
- Right here.
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- Oh, eye contact. Right.
- Yes.
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- Important.
- We already met.
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You remember?
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I don't think so.
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Yeah, you arrested me
for peeing in a mailbox.
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All these balloons kind of
look like boobs to me,
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don... don't they?
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What?
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But she's the boss.
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She keeps all the other cats in line.
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Y'ever see a cat fight a snake?
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What?
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That's what I'd like to see.
Or better yet...
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You ever see a cat fed
into an industrial chipper?
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It's a cat blizzard... cat.
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Oh!
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You like liquor?
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- It's fine.
- Good.
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I like liquor, too. Connection.
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Bottoms up.
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Oh, I have always wanted
a pot-bellied pig,
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but they're very expensive.
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I mean, I have "pig money,"
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but not, like, "Pig Money,"
if you know what I mean.
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Go ahead and make this snappy.
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I got to whiz.
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No, you don't.
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It's straight bourbon, if you want some.
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All righty, then.
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So, what are you, about 5'8"?
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6'2", eyes are blue, sister.
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Hmm.
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Hey. I'm Sloan.
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Uh, I'm Evie.
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Nice to meet you.
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Nice to meet you.
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This is totally weird, right?
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Oh, my God, yes.
Yeah, really kind of is.
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You know, you'd think they'd separate us
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into age-appropriate groups.
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But then I guess I wouldn't
have gotten to talk
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about catheters so much tonight.
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Thought I was the only one sitting...
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- Lucky you.
- I know.
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- Yeah.
- I... I know I just sat down,
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but you are, like,
the first person I've met
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that seems kind of normal.
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You want to... go somewhere?
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I know. It takes a lot
of work to be an alcoholic.
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I'm in.
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- All right.
- Sure, why not?
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- Let's do it.
- Okay.
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So... this is me.
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Oh.
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Yeah. You really didn't have to walk me
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all the way up to my house.
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You know, I'm... I'm
the sheriff, remember?
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Right.
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So, Sheriff, are you busy this week?
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Yeah, I'm just... But, you
know, just sheriffing,
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uh, and, you know, mothering.
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You should call me.
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We can... do something normal.
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- Great.
- Great.
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- Good night.
- Night.
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Okay... um... bye.
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- Yeah.
- Right.
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Oh! Oh, my God!
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It's a boy!
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Thank you.
Thank you for granting my wish.
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We are soul mates. I just know it.
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What? Yeah.
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Well, of course I remember you.
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I ain't senile, for God sake.
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Yeah.
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Well, sure.
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Yeah, I know that place.
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All right, then.
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Yeah, I'll meet you for lunch.
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All right. See you then.
I look forward to it. Bye.
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Denise!
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Denise.
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Did you eat my bacon?
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I took it, but I didn't eat it.
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You fed my bacon to a pig?
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Everybody loves bacon... Oh.
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It's unnatural.
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Where the hell did the pig come from?
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I don't know.
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Last night, I was talking
about wanting a pig,
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and then I woke up this
morning and there he was.
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I named him Murgatroyd.
I think we're soul mates.
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Remember this day,
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because soon I'm gonna tear my head off,
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throw it through the window,
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and escape out the broken glass.
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Remember this day.
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What are you doing?
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Get back in here!
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Well, it looks like someone
got lucky last night.
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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Well, look at me.
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I got a spring in my step, a rosy glow.
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I mean, I didn't technically
meet anybody, but I j...
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All right. If you must know,
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I did meet a charming
gentleman last night,
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and he walked me to my
door and that was that.
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You could have fooled me.
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You look like you were out all night.
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Now, I didn't meet anybody at the party,
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but after, this chick sent
me the filthiest text.
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Ah, let me read it.
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"What has four legs and a hump?"
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Oh, my God...
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"You and me on a date."
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What the hell is happening to me?
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I will have the number 3...
the fried-shrimp
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double-bacon-egg and cheese
burger, medium rare.
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And I will have the garden salad.
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And instead of what he ordered,
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he'll have the grilled salmon.
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Thanks.
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What would you say just happened there?
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Stanley, eating like that
is gonna kill you.
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I want you nice and healthy.
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It's hard to even imagine
that you've been divorced.
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Look, you're even losing your hair.
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Ah, I think it just committed suicide
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when it found out what I was
actually having for lunch.
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Stick with me, and you'll live forever.
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Hmm.
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It already feels like it.
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So nice, so nice.
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Here, let me help you, sweetie.
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- Oh!
- Oh.
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We did it.
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Sweet relief.
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Good work.
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Evie, there's something
I want to say to you.
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It's about how I feel, and...
I hope you feel it, too.
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Oh.
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Oh, Evie, say you love me.
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What?
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Goodbye.
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I'm home!
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Hmm.
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Oh! Aah!
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Aah! Aah!
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Aaaaah!!
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Hmm.
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No.
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You know, we should probably put in
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a pig door for Murgatroyd,
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so he can come and go as he pleases.
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Don't you think?
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He ain't gonna stay little forever.
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Before you know it,
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he's gonna be a big, fat,
regular pig like everybody else.
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Hey. There you go, buddy.
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Yeah.
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Probably shouldn't offer you an apple
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standing this close
to the oven, should I?
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Right. I see your point.
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Eh, we don't want any.
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What the hell happened to you?
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You used to be pretty,
and now you look like
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the business end of a baboon's asshole.
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Thanks. Can I... can I come in?
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Yeah. Want an apple?
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No! No. God, no.
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Can't seem to sell this thing.
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Oh, Christ.
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Well, look at the bright side...
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Now you can say
all the racist shit you want.
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Hell, I... I can't wait to be your age.
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All right. We got ourselves a succubus.
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Stan, how you feel since you, uh,
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since you met Brenda?
265
00:15:16,201 --> 00:15:18,201
Awful! She's always pecking away at me.
266
00:15:18,235 --> 00:15:21,138
She won't let me eat
what I want, and she...
267
00:15:21,172 --> 00:15:22,672
Hell, she gave me a watch.
268
00:15:22,706 --> 00:15:23,857
What? A watch is nice.
269
00:15:23,858 --> 00:15:25,059
Well, it's not a watch-watch.
270
00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:26,326
It counts your steps,
271
00:15:26,334 --> 00:15:28,336
and is that what we've
become as a country,
272
00:15:28,370 --> 00:15:30,072
a bunch of nancies afraid to eat bread,
273
00:15:30,104 --> 00:15:31,039
counting our steps?
274
00:15:31,073 --> 00:15:32,375
Tell you, the first thing
I want to count
275
00:15:32,407 --> 00:15:33,748
is how many steps it takes me
276
00:15:33,749 --> 00:15:35,943
- to run my head into a band saw.
- All right.
277
00:15:36,156 --> 00:15:39,684
So, it says that a succubus,
uh, drains its life force
278
00:15:39,685 --> 00:15:41,488
from its victim, and, uh,
279
00:15:41,521 --> 00:15:44,267
its ultimate goal is
to make that willing victim
280
00:15:44,268 --> 00:15:44,957
fall in love,
281
00:15:44,958 --> 00:15:47,961
and then it can shape-shift
into its true form.
282
00:15:47,993 --> 00:15:51,029
All right... Me, you... Where's Denise?
283
00:15:51,062 --> 00:15:52,550
She's playing with her pig.
284
00:15:53,597 --> 00:15:57,301
Literally. She... she has a pig.
285
00:15:58,137 --> 00:15:58,937
Okay.
286
00:15:58,970 --> 00:16:02,467
So, a succubus needs
a willing companion, right?
287
00:16:02,468 --> 00:16:04,442
So we just go to dump their asses.
288
00:16:04,476 --> 00:16:06,577
Oh, breaking up with a woman is easy.
289
00:16:06,610 --> 00:16:09,047
You just look 'em in
the eye and you say,
290
00:16:09,584 --> 00:16:12,083
"I know you're pregnant,
and I-I know it ain't mine."
291
00:16:12,084 --> 00:16:13,152
- Okay.
- And even if she ain't pregnant,
292
00:16:13,185 --> 00:16:16,255
she gets so angry that she...
she just goes nuts,
293
00:16:16,288 --> 00:16:18,257
and that's when you go,
"Look, I'm out of here."
294
00:16:18,289 --> 00:16:19,740
"You're nuts."
295
00:16:19,740 --> 00:16:21,538
All right. Okay!
296
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:25,599
Here it is... a Sumerian
break-up incantation.
297
00:16:25,689 --> 00:16:26,924
This is great.
298
00:16:26,957 --> 00:16:29,660
Now, we have to do this one at a time...
299
00:16:30,355 --> 00:16:32,397
because you got to be
wearing this amulet.
300
00:16:32,429 --> 00:16:36,234
Uh... I am supposed
to meet Sloan for a date
301
00:16:36,268 --> 00:16:37,603
in 30 minutes.
302
00:16:37,635 --> 00:16:40,005
You sit tight. Don't do anything.
303
00:16:40,038 --> 00:16:42,673
I'm gonna break up with the succubus.
304
00:16:44,042 --> 00:16:45,476
Oh, Jesus!
305
00:16:46,209 --> 00:16:47,842
Don't... Don't offer to help.
306
00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:50,649
It never occurred to me.
307
00:16:56,321 --> 00:16:57,556
Thank you.
308
00:16:58,689 --> 00:17:00,155
Hey, hey. There's my girl.
309
00:17:00,968 --> 00:17:03,261
Sloan, uh...
310
00:17:04,075 --> 00:17:05,663
We need to talk.
311
00:17:05,697 --> 00:17:07,367
Okay, sure. Everything okay?
312
00:17:09,601 --> 00:17:10,901
Barra...
313
00:17:10,935 --> 00:17:12,571
Babe, what is this?
314
00:17:12,603 --> 00:17:15,340
Darisam...
315
00:17:15,387 --> 00:17:17,290
Okay.
316
00:17:17,309 --> 00:17:18,277
Don't you say it, you old hag!
317
00:17:18,310 --> 00:17:19,278
Not in this bar.
318
00:17:19,311 --> 00:17:21,346
Galal!
319
00:17:32,803 --> 00:17:34,385
Hey, nice work with that bat.
320
00:17:35,627 --> 00:17:39,697
Although, since the victim
has obviously disappeared,
321
00:17:39,730 --> 00:17:41,299
that leads me to believe
322
00:17:41,332 --> 00:17:42,950
that this was all just a dream!
323
00:17:42,951 --> 00:17:47,456
Ga-lala-lala... Everyone
just continue dreaming!
324
00:17:51,874 --> 00:17:54,345
We'll be back with more
"Deadliest Chefs."
325
00:17:55,163 --> 00:17:57,566
What's wrong, Jean?
326
00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:59,135
I'm supposed to visit my Nana,
327
00:17:59,168 --> 00:18:00,509
but I'm up to here with old-lady...
328
00:18:00,510 --> 00:18:01,478
Guys, it works! Huh?
329
00:18:02,097 --> 00:18:03,499
Stan, we got to find Brenda.
330
00:18:03,531 --> 00:18:04,928
Hey.
331
00:18:07,194 --> 00:18:10,026
Denise, have you been
dating anyone recently?
332
00:18:10,425 --> 00:18:12,128
No.
333
00:18:12,385 --> 00:18:14,913
Or just, like, hanging out
with somebody new?
334
00:18:15,326 --> 00:18:18,614
No, nobody but Murgatroyd.
335
00:18:18,813 --> 00:18:20,051
The pig.
336
00:18:21,226 --> 00:18:22,329
Well, that's it. That's it!
337
00:18:22,429 --> 00:18:23,851
Denise, you got to get rid of him.
338
00:18:24,903 --> 00:18:28,257
I can't. No, I-I'm going to my room.
339
00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:30,441
Murgatroyd.
340
00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:32,945
Why can't... I run? Why...
341
00:18:33,378 --> 00:18:34,981
- Oh, for Christ sake...
- Do you not... Denise!
342
00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:39,324
Denise! He's gonna kill you!
343
00:18:39,922 --> 00:18:41,107
He wouldn't do that!
344
00:18:41,108 --> 00:18:42,589
He's just a pig!
345
00:18:42,597 --> 00:18:43,397
That's it.
346
00:18:43,430 --> 00:18:45,388
Tomorrow, I am taking this door off.
347
00:18:45,389 --> 00:18:48,692
You have officially lost
your door privileges.
348
00:18:48,724 --> 00:18:51,194
I mean, why tomorrow. Why not today?
349
00:18:51,226 --> 00:18:52,128
That's curious.
350
00:18:52,161 --> 00:18:54,130
It's never quite enough
for you, is it, huh?
351
00:19:05,491 --> 00:19:08,093
Hey, guys. You remember Murgatroyd.
352
00:19:14,199 --> 00:19:15,234
Aah!
353
00:19:15,267 --> 00:19:17,036
Evie!
354
00:19:22,365 --> 00:19:23,666
Huh? Bacon for a pig.
355
00:19:23,701 --> 00:19:24,925
Suck on that.
356
00:19:26,394 --> 00:19:29,632
Huh?
357
00:19:30,171 --> 00:19:33,294
Okay. Okay, Denise,
we'll put this on you.
358
00:19:33,949 --> 00:19:36,380
Okay, now all you got to do is say...
359
00:19:36,404 --> 00:19:37,339
Shit!
360
00:19:38,148 --> 00:19:39,401
It was really veiny when I wrote this!
361
00:19:39,402 --> 00:19:40,902
Hammy!
362
00:19:44,182 --> 00:19:47,067
Uh... bar-nuf... bar... or deljib?
363
00:19:47,068 --> 00:19:47,869
No, no, no!
364
00:19:47,870 --> 00:19:49,944
Uh... ba-barra... barra, barra!
365
00:19:51,488 --> 00:19:52,956
Barra.
366
00:19:52,989 --> 00:19:55,437
Dar... Darisam! Darisam!
367
00:19:55,438 --> 00:19:56,944
Darisam.
368
00:19:59,796 --> 00:20:01,072
Gelal.
369
00:20:01,422 --> 00:20:02,691
Ahh, pig!
370
00:20:02,692 --> 00:20:03,892
Gelal.
371
00:20:11,086 --> 00:20:11,868
Gah!
372
00:20:15,458 --> 00:20:16,904
Well...
373
00:20:16,905 --> 00:20:19,541
You guys might have been
right about Murgatroyd.
374
00:20:19,576 --> 00:20:22,479
"Might" as in, like, "Maybe."
375
00:20:22,511 --> 00:20:24,291
Why do I smell bacon?
376
00:20:24,358 --> 00:20:25,354
Right on time.
377
00:20:26,099 --> 00:20:27,617
She doesn't even bother
to knock anymore.
378
00:20:27,651 --> 00:20:30,921
She just... lets herself in
like she owns the joint.
379
00:20:30,953 --> 00:20:32,591
Whew.
380
00:20:38,007 --> 00:20:40,162
What reeks in here, pork?
381
00:20:40,163 --> 00:20:42,299
Stanley, I'm trying to keep you healthy.
382
00:20:42,333 --> 00:20:43,968
Yeah, that's, uh, about enough of that.
383
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,302
Evie, let me... give me the...
384
00:20:45,336 --> 00:20:46,770
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.
385
00:20:46,804 --> 00:20:48,273
Uh, how's the... How's the thing go?
386
00:20:48,306 --> 00:20:49,973
- Right here.
- Oh.
387
00:20:50,508 --> 00:20:53,778
Uh... Barra Darisam...
388
00:20:53,810 --> 00:20:55,913
Gelal!
389
00:20:55,946 --> 00:20:57,173
Yeah!
390
00:20:58,115 --> 00:20:59,403
I don't get it.
391
00:20:59,418 --> 00:21:01,052
Oh, God damn it.
392
00:21:01,294 --> 00:21:03,330
Here, I thought you were
a life-sucking succubus.
393
00:21:03,362 --> 00:21:05,231
So did my ex-husband.
394
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,023
Well, what... What do you call that?
395
00:21:07,070 --> 00:21:08,201
Varicose vein?
396
00:21:08,502 --> 00:21:11,739
Brenda, listen, dear, I, uh...
397
00:21:12,457 --> 00:21:13,917
I know you're pregnant.
398
00:21:15,005 --> 00:21:16,442
And I know it ain't mine.
399
00:21:16,475 --> 00:21:19,679
Sorry. Really sorry.
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