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-This is my world.

Harsh, jagged, freezing.

And I gotta say,

it’s awesome!

It’s got everything.

Ice, rocks, ice, snow, ice. It’s got a lot of ice.

Plenty of modern amenities.

And the best part, everyone’s happy.

That’s because our world is built on a foundation of stones.

Not those. These.

See, we have these laws that are written in stone.

Literally, written in stone!

Interpreted and enforced by the Stonekeeper.

The stones are here to protect us and keep us safe.

-They pretty much tell us everything that we need to know.

Important stuff, like how the world was created

when we all fell from the butt of the great sky yak

and how our world is an island

that floats on a sea of endless clouds,

resting on the backs of the great mountain mammoths.

And how we have to feed ice to the mammoths, so they don ’t overheat

’cause if they did, they would die,

and we would all fall into the great nothing.

-There's nothing down here!

-But my favorite stone of all

is the one that says the gong must be rung

to wake the great glowing snail

so it can crawl across the sky and bring light to the village.

I love that one.

It might be the most important job ofau

And, humble brag, that job belongs to my dad.

LAUGHING

SNAILS SQUEAKING

He does it with passion, commitment

and the help of his able-bodied assistant...

Up and at them, Migo! Time to ring the gong.

-...me.

Yes!

I guess you could say I’m learning the ropes

and the wheel

and the crank

because if my dad didn’t ring the gong, we’d all be in the dark.

Launch!

SCREAMING

-It isn't easy.

It requires skill, rock-solid nerves,

and a good, strong head on your shoulders...

-GONG RINGS -GRUNTS

...because there ’3 literally no other way to ring a gong.

Oh, yeah.

-It gives my dad a great sense of purpose.

Like I said, it’s an important job,

a job that’ll one day be mine.

Whoo-hoo! Good one, Dad!

And I can’t wait for the day

that it’s me who gets to wake the village.

SINGING Look at everybody there below

All the yetis that I love and know

And they’re waking up to see This awesome morning

They’ve all got a smile on their face Another reason I love this place

’Cause it’s always full of life And never boring

GRUNTS Ah.

Look all around us

It’s all rock and ice and snow

Frigid and freezing

Yeah, it’s pretty great, I know

And hey, hey It’s another day

Like every other

I don ’t wanna change a thing

Not one little thing

lmean, because I do What the stones say

And I’m doing okay

What could be better than this? It is what it is

It is perfection

GRUNTING

WHOOPING

Look at everybody do their part And they do it with a happy heart

And it gives them all A sense of greater purpose

Well, that’s the way that I wanna be I wanna make them all proud of me

Just be a steady yeti At their service

Do you seriously believe mammoths are holding us up?

-Mmm-hmm. -What's holding up the mammoths?

Uh, hello. It'sjust mammoths all the way down.

Don't listen to them. They're questioning the stones.

And we don't do that. Okay?

SINGING If there’s a question Causing you to go astray

Just stuff it down inside Until it goes away

-Got it? -Where's Migo?

Migo, you will never be the gong ringer...

Wait, what?

...if you don't practice.

He's giving you your own helmet.

-Oh, I blew the surprise! Sorry, Dad. -STONEKEEPER GRUNTS

My own helmet? You mean today's the day?

Congratulations, Migo.

Big day, son!

Hey, everyone, I get to do a practice gong!

-ALL CHEERING -Ha-ha! Whoo!

SINGING And now we all say

Hey, hey It’s another day

Like every other

And I don ’t wanna change a thing

Not one little thing

I mean Because we like living this way

And we’re doing okay

What could be better than this?

It is what it is It is perfection

You go, Migo, you go Whoa!

You go, Migo You go, whoa!

You go, Migo You go

I said doo-doo-doo, doo-doo

It is perfection

You go, Migo You go, whoa

You go, Migo You go, whoa

You go, Migo You go

I said doo-doo-doo, doo-doo

It is perfection

Practice gong!

Practice gong!

-Practice gong! -Practice gong!

-Practice gong! -Practice gong!

-Practice gong! -Practice gong!

-GRUNTS You ready? -Beyond ready!

Can't wait till this is my actual job!

Yup. Soon you will join along line of family greats.

Uncle Flathead, Grandpa Smashhead,

Great Grandpa Shelfhead, Aunt Crushedhead, Uncle Mushbrain,

Aunt Bam Bam, No-neck Nando, Cousin Squat/y,

Doug and his dumb mallet theory.

We don't talk about him.

And your mom.

Wish she was here to teach you.

-You're doing great, Dad. -Thanks, son.

Okay, first, check your wind.

Doesn't take much to blow you off course.

Wind, check.

Good. Now, true your aim.

You'll never succeed if your aim isn't true.

-BR|DGE THUDS -Aim, check!

Great! Now, this is important.

-Even though you know it's gonna hurt... -Mmm-hmm.

...you gotta hit it head-on.

-Does it really hurt? -Only for the first year or two.

Hmm. Did you actually used to be my height?

Nope, I was much taller.

Took me years to achieve this.

Never missed a day!

-Oh, yeah! -Coo|!

-Ready? -Ready.

Say the word, son.

Launch! SHRIEKS

Uh, did I mention you gotta keep your feet up?

-No. -You gotta keep your feet up.

Check.

Okay. Launch!

GRUNTS

Launch!

Whew!

Launch! EXCLAIMS

Never seen that happen.

Launch!

Whoo!

Ha-ha!

Attaboy, Migo!

Whoo-hoo! GASPS

Meechee.

SIGHS

Migo, true your aim!

-True your aim! -GASPS

-Oh, no. -Uh-oh!

4THUD 4SCREAMS

G ROANS

GRUNTS

GASPS My helmet! Where's my...

-BURST|NG IN DISTANCE 4GASPS

EXHALES

-FA|NT WHIRRING -Hmm?

Wow!

What is that?

ENGINE SPUTTERING, BURSTING

Uh. Uh...

Hey, hey! What?

WHIMPERS

SHRIEKS Go! Get away!

Stop it! Not funny! Aah!

SCREAMING

-GRUNTS -ENG|NE ROARS

-METAL CLANGING -ENG|NE SPUTTERING

GRUNTS, SCREAMS

-METAL SCREECHING -Ahhh!

GRUNTING

-METAL CLANGS -Whoa! Aah!

YELPS

SLOW-MOTIONED SCREAMING

GRUNTS

GASPS, BURBLES

SHRIEKS

METAL SCREECHING

VVhoa.VVhoa.

Whoa...

EXHALES

GASPS Oh?

Whoa.

GASPING EXCITEDLY

FAINT GRUNTING

GRUNTS, CHUCKLES IN RELIEF

-SCREAM|NG -M|GO ROARING

SIGHS Look at your small foot! Small foot.

GASPS Smallfoot. Smallfoot! Oh, my gosh, it's a smallfoot!

Oh, no! No. Come back!

Oh!

GASPS

Oh, holy wowness!

STAMMERS Everyone! You gotta see this!

Come here! Come here! Come here!

Hey, everyone!

-Listen, listen! Everyone! -Hey, Migo.

-You missed the gong. -I know.

-You missed the gong, Migo. -I know.

Come here. Gather round, gather round. Okay.

I saw a smallfoot!

-What? -What?

-What? -What?

-What? -What?

-What? -What?

-What? -Ow!

-|MITATES EXPLOSION 4GASPS

Just come here and see for yourself! Let's go! Come on!

Everyone, let's go!

-MOUTH POPPING -K|DS GIGGLING

-Hmm? -Mmm-hmm.

-He's crazy! -MAMMOTH TRUMPETS

SNIFFS

CRACKING

SCREAMS

METAL CREAKING

It came at me from the sky.

It was like some sort of hard, shiny flying thing!

It made a sound like... IMITATES ENGINE WHINING

And that's when it scooped me up!

Look. It's right this way.

-Aah! -W|ND WHISTLES

No! But...

No!No,no!No!

It was right here!

I swear! This shiny, flying thing.

That's what the smallfoot shot out of.

-It was like, poof! -ALL GASP

And then this big skin thing landed on top of it. It was like... BLOWS

-Ooh. -ALL EXCLAIM

And then it saw me, and it sang the most strange, beautiful song.

-It was like... SHRIEKS -ALL GASP

Almost, it was more like... SHRIEKS

ALL GASP

Oh, it's probably still around here somewhere.

Let's look for it. Come on, everyone!

Still around here?

-It could be in the village! -It could be at my house!

Get the children!

-ALL SCREAMING -Migo's gone crazy!

-He said he saw a smallfoot! -Is that possible?

Oh, there you are!

-Is it real? -Wait! Hold on! Everyone!

It didn't seem all that scary! It was kind of cute!

HORN BLOWING

Everyone, make way for my dad!

Uh, I mean, the Stonekeeper. Sorry, Dad.

I mean, Stonekeeper. Come on, Thorp. You blew it.

Good morning, everyone! Hey, how are you?

-Oh, boy. -|s this about Migo missing the gong?

Stonekeeper, he saw a smallfoot!

-He said it might still be out there! -He said it fell from the sky!

-Garry, calm down. You know how you get. -GARRY WHIMPERING

Okay, I'll try, but I'm just so scared.

Now, I know Migo has gotten you all very anxious with his little "story,"

but there's nothing to fear because it isn't true.

But I saw one!

-ALL GASP -No, you didn't.

Idid.

You can't have seen it because it doesn't exist.

I know. I know. Because the stone says there's no such thing as a smallfoot.

Yeah, right there, clear as day.

I know, but it was right there in front of me!

-ALL GASP -Hey, Migo!

How do you know it was a smallfoot?

Because it had a small foot.

-YET|S WHIMPER -Uh, Dad?

-S|GHS -Daddy, clearly, he saw something.

Oh, I'm not denying he saw something.

Most likely, he slipped, hit his head, got confused, and saw a yak.

-ALL AGREEING -Okay, I get it now.

Because if Migo is saying he saw a smallfoot,

then he's saying a stone is wrong.

Is that what you're saying, Migo? That a stone is wrong?

Nope! He is not saying that!

Let me talk to him. CHUCKLES Kids, right?

Migo, what are you doing?

Challenging the Stonekeeper in front of the whole village?

Dad, what's the piece of advice you're always giving me?

"Do what you're told."

-The other one. -"Blend in."

The other one.

"Follow the stones." "Be a cog."

"Do your part." "Never disagree with the Stonekeeper."

"Always be true!"

That was about hitting a gong. Not challenging a stone.

'Cause if it goes against a stone, it can't be true!

But if I say I didn't see a smallfoot,

then I'm lying.

-Migo,

I thought you wanted to be the next gong ringer.

I do.

Then are you still saying a stone is wrong?

If saying I saw a smallfoot means that a stone is wrong, then I guess lam.

ALL GASP

Oh!

SIGHS

Oh, Migo.

It pains me to say this. It truly does.

But you leave me no choice.

Disobeying the stones is a grave offense.

From this day forward, you will be banished from the village!

ALL GASP

-What? -Until you are ready

to stand before us all

and tell us the truth.

I am telling the truth.

That's all, everyone. Back to work.

Let's make it another perfect day.

Stonekeeper, please.

That's my son.

Just give him a little time alone out there to think.

He'll come to his senses.

-Sooze. -Hey!

You're banished, remember?

-You know what that means. -Yes, Thorp.

You do? What does it mean?

-Thorp! -Coming!

We'll circle back.

MAMMOTH GRUNTS

WIND WHISTLING

-Few can survive the cold, brutal environment of the Himalayas,

but this ingenious creature defies the odds.

The rare Himalayan jumping spider!

This week on Percy Patterson ’3 Wildlife!

This agile arachnid can lay 1,000 eggs at a time

and can jump 50 feet into the air!

There's an element of mental preparation, I'm sure.

YAWNS LOUDLY

GASPS

-SHR|EKS It's attacking! Oh, no! -GASPS

The venom! It's going to my brain!

I can't feel my face.

Keep rolling. Keep rolling.

-FEIGNS SLURRING -Cut!

I'm melting before your eyes.

-Percy! -And we'll add an effect.

Melting, melting, melting. GROANS

-Percy! -Cut this bit out.

I'm gonna shut one of my eyes.

Hey, my eye! My eye!

Cut! What are you doing?

I'm saving our show.

Me being attacked would get huge ratings!

Our show is educational and enlightening!

A show that promotes respect for our fellow creatures on this planet.

I know. That's why no one's watching.

-That's why I don't watch. -S|GHS

Look, Brenda, unless our spiderjumps, it's boring.

Hey, itjumped!

SCREAMING

GRUNTS

Now, that was exciting. Did we film that?

No, of course not. All right, I'll just have to go over here

and interview a piece of bark, shall I?

-Yeti. -What?

Plane crashed in the snow.

Teeth, claws, huge!

I saw a yeti!

-Yeti, you say? -PANT|NG

Let me buy you a drink, and you can tell me all about it.

-You believe me, right? -Of course, I believe you!

-You do? You can trust me. I fly planes!

PILOT SHUDDERING

WIND WHISTLING

-WHISPERING EERILY Migo.

-Who's there? -Migo.

-Hello? GASPS

Smallfoot? Is that you?

SIGHS Maybe you are going crazy. No wonder no one believes you.

-We believe you. -Aah!

-Hi. -GASP|NG

WHISPERS EERILY Migo.

-Fleem! -What?

Heh. You guys.

Is itjust me, or does he look disappointed that it's us?

You want proof that you saw what you saw?

-Yeah. -WHISPERS We got proof.

So, you believe me that I saw a...

-ALL SHUSHING -A small...

-They're listening. -Who?

The ears of oppression.

-Yeah. -Uh...

This way, stealth mode.

GRUNTING

4THUD -GRUNTS SUSPICIOUSLY

Could this day get any more bizarre? GRUNTS

Is this too close?

-Uh... -You know what you are now?

One of us.

Uh, hey, wait up!

CHANTS One of us! One of us! One of us!

Now, don't tell Gwangi I said this, but he's a bit paranoid.

-Fleem, are you talking about me?

-Do you see what I mean?

Kolka talks to rocks like they can hear her.

-Fleem! Shh!

I've been told I'm pesky, annoying, and a real pain,

but, hey, who listens to their mom, right?

-FLEEM LAUGHS -Uh...

-Where are you taking me?

Our leader requests a meeting.

Wait. You have a leader? Who?

You'll see.

Oh, boy.

-CLAPP|NG -SNA|LS SQUEAKING

-He's here.

-Meechee? -Welcome!

I'm really glad you're here.

CHUCKLES What?

What is this place, exactly?

The secret headquarters of the S.E.S.

The Esias?

No, no, no. It's three letters. Like S-E-S.

Stands for "Smallfoot Exists, Suckas!"

CHUCKLES Fleem, it's "Smallfoot Evidentiary Society."

I mean, my name's got a lot more pizzazz, but...

Wait. You're, like, a smallfoot club?

And hold on. You're the leader?

But you're the Stonekeeper's daughter.

Look, I love my father,

but he isn't exactly what you would call "open to new ideas."

Because questions lead to knowledge.

And knowledge is power.

So you don'tjust believe in the smallfoot.

You've been looking for one.

Yes. You see all the X's?

We have searched the entire mountain for years trying to find one.

Why are you looking for X's?

We're not looking for X's. We're looking for the smallfoot.

And you have seen one.

But I can't prove it.

That is where we come in.

Gwangi, show him the evidence.

-GWANG| CLAPS -SNA|LS SQUEAK

Here's your proof.

SNAIL SQUEAKS

First item, smallfoot pelt.

Evidence suggests it sheds its skin annually.

Second item, smallfoot horn. We believe it only has one.

And then there's this.

The scroll of invisible wisdom.

Just imagine the amazing stuff they put on here.

A bunch of crap, if you ask me.

This proves nothing!

Show him the last one.

It's the first piece I ever found. It's the thing that started all of this.

-GASPS -That was a trigger. He's triggered!

-Mmm-hmm.

-Look at your small foot.

-You did see one. -Where did it go?

-I don't know! -Think!

-Reach into your memory! -Slap him!

No! It got whisked away on the wind, over the clouds!

-Which way? Up? Sideways? Where?

Down!

Did you say down?

-Slap him! -Fleem!

Down! Of course!

You know, I have always thought it was weird that a mountain floats

when there's obviously some invisible force pulling us downward

and keeping everything around us from drifting off into the sky.

Of course, this is just a theory. CHUCKLES

But that's why we haven't found one up here.

Because it's down here,

below the clouds.

And if you want proof, that's where we need to go.

STAMMERS In the nothing?

LAUGHS You're crazy.

Don't call me crazy.

Yeah. Never call a crazy guy crazy.

You want to know why it's called the nothing?

Because there's nothing down there!

Why do you believe that?

Because it's in the stones.

So is the one that says there's no smallfoot.

And yet you saw one.

Yeah. Why is there a stone that says something doesn't exist?

Doesn't that just prove that it actually does?

And if one stone is wrong, then others could be as well.

What? Other stones? How many do you think are wrong?

The whole robe.

Huh.

You know what? This whole thing's insane. I'm out.

Migo, wait.

Hey, Ijust wanna prove that I saw a smallfoot

so I can get un-banished.

But you, you wanna, what,

tear down everything our world is built on?

It's notjust about tearing down old ideas.

It's about finding new ones.

SIGHS

You know what? Come with me.

SOFT POP MUSIC PLAYING

SINGING Take a look around And see the world we think we know

And then look closer

-Wow.

There’s more to life than meets the eye A beauty to behold

It’s all much bigger than we know

It’s only just beginning to unfold

So let it all unfold

Far beyond all reason in your mind

There ’s a world mysterious There for you to find

All these questions That we always had

All we are is curious There ’3 nothing wrong with that

So go ’round every corner

Search every part of the sky

’Cause a life that’s full of wonder

Is a wonderful life

-Whoa!

MIGO CHUCKLES

MEECHEE VOCALIZES

Dig beneath the surface Find the lessons there to learn

And then dig deeper

Feed your intuition Don ’t leave any stone unturned

Be the seeker of the truth

Listen when you hear it calling you

You know it’s calling you

Far beyond all reason in your mind

There ’s a world mysterious There for you to find

All these questions That we always have

All we are is curious There ’3 nothing wrong with that

So go ’round every corner

Search every part of the sky

’Cause a life that’s full of wonder

Is a wonderful life

VOCALIZES

Is a wonderful life

Is a wonderful life

Is a wonderful life

Down there, Migo, a world awaits.

Okay, I'll go.

-Rea||y? -Do you have a plan?

Of course, we have a plan.

Uh, I think the plan might need more planning.

-It was nice knowing you!

Hey, I need to readjust the harness. It's a little too tight.

-This should be enough rope. -Should be?

We don't know exactly how far down it is.

-lt's also all the rope we have. -CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY

Okay, ifwe're gonna do this, we gotta do it fast.

Gwangi, tell him the plan.

-Oh, boy. Oh! -Listen up.

Pull once to go lower, twice to stay put,

-three times to come up. -Uh...

Four pulls means you've reached the bottom

-and it's safe for us to come down. -Wait. What was the second one?

Look, it doesn't really matter.

YELPS Ow.

Your safe word is "mystical creature."

That's more of a phrase, really.

If you shout it, we'll abort the mission and pull you right on up.

How aboutjust "help"? |'|| scream, "Help!" Nice and short.

You're gonna do great.

Yeah? You really think so?

Let's do this!

Aah! GRUNTS

HUFFING

WHIMPERS Whoa! Oh. Oh.

-Migo! -YELLS

If you die, can I have all your worldly possessions?

-Fleem! -Right. Sorry, when you die.

What do you see?

-Uh, so farjust seeing cloud, and more cloud.

-ROPE CREAKS -Wait. Wait. GASPS What is that?

-Oh, no! -Sorry, that wasjust my hand.

-ALL SIGH IN RELIEF -Okay.

-Still clouds. More clouds. -FA|NT CRACK

-Uh... -Man, there's a lot of clouds.

-Meechee, you out here? -Thorp!

-ALL GASP -Uh-oh.

"Uh-oh"? Why "uh-0h"?

Uh-oh. Mystical creature!

Hey, what are you freaks doing out here?

-Mystical creature!

Uh, what was that?

Uh, it's the wind!

-Huh? -Yeah, it makes strange noises out here.

-BURBLES -EER|LY Ooo!

WHISPERS Mystical creature!

-GRUNTS -Whew!

-ALL SCREAM -SCREAM|NG

-Stop it. You're all acting weird. -ALL GASP

I don't like weird. Weird is weird, okay?

MIGO GRUNTING AND WHIMPERING

I thought I heard Migo's high-pitched, kind of annoying voice. Where is he?

-Hanging over the-- -Honestly,

we have no idea of the status of his whereabouts.

How many times was up?

How many times?

Something's not right here. Let me think about this.

GRUNTING

Ugh, something's not adding up.

Yeah, I can't do math.

You're coming with me.

ALL GASP

SOFTLY Oh, no!

WHIMPERS Definitely not enough rope!

SCREAMING

SCREAMING CONTINUES

SCREAMING STOPS

SCREAMING RESUMES

GASPS

SIGHS

-W|ND HOWLING -Guys?

ECHOES Guys?

Oh, boy.

GASPS

Oh, wow.

This is so not nothingness! ECHOES

This is definitely something-ness.

BIRD SCREECHES

Whoa.

-GOAT BLEATING 4GASPS

BLEATS

Oh, my gosh! Look at you!

Hi, little guy!

-GOAT BLEATING -B|RD SCREECHES

GOAT SCREAMS

Oh! No!

GOAT BLEATING

That is just harsh!

|'|| teach you a little lesson. Take that!

GOAT SCREAMS

Yes!

Run, little one! Run! Run! Be free!

Ooh! The shiny flying thing!

GASPS A smallfoot.

BOTH SCREAMING

Uh-oh.

No. No, no, no!

Whoa!

-SHR|EKS -B|RD SCREECHING

ENGINE ROARING

SCREAMING

Ahhh!

Whoa!

SCREAMS

WIND WHISTLING

SCREAMS, GRUNTING

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

SCREAMING

No! Rock! Rock!

SCREAMS

GRUNTING

-BR|DGE CREAKING -GRUNTS

Whoa.

SCREAMS

No. No, no, no.

GRUNTS

Hmm.

-GRUNT|NG -ROPE CREAKING

STRAINING

Aah!

GRUNTS

Whoo-hoo!

THUD

CRASHING

-W|ND WHISTLING -M|GO GRUNTING

GASPS

GASPS

GASPS

-Okay, okay, back up, back up.

You wanna interview a man who says he saw a yeti?

And you actually believe him?

Of course not. But it makes for good TV.

That man has altitude sickness.

-He needs help! -P|LOT MUMBLES

-After he helps us. -What?

Brenda, do you know what this village is famous for?

Yetis.

More reported yeti sightings here than anywhere else on the planet.

Picture this.

We're here looking for the Himalayan jumping spider,

but we capture on film a yeti.

We post the video. It goes viral. Then boom!

My ratings skyrocket!

Yetis don't exist.

Or do they?

Picked up a suit in town this afternoon, and it's a cracker.

Has stilts and everything.

You're gonna put that thing on and deceive your fans?

LAUGHS Of course not! I'll be on camera.

You'll be in the suit.

Wow!

What has happened to you?

Where is the Percy Patterson who loved animals,

who inspired me to love them, who had integrity?

-I have integrity. -Mmm...

Okay, yes, I've gotta do one thing without integrity,

and then I'll just be all integrity all the time.

I will ooze integrity.

I shall bathe in it. |wi|| have a sports drink called "Integrity"

that I will endorse, not for free,

but I will take that money and give it to charity.

-That's how much integrity I will have! -GROANS

Brenda... Please.

Nobody's watching my show.

You wanna save a species on the verge of extinction?

-Save me. -S|GHS

-"UNDER PRESSURE" PLAYING ON KARAOKE -Brenda!

Yo, I'm really nervous. This one goes out to my girlfriend.

Brenda, wait.

Let me explain.

Lisa, will you marry... SHRIEKS

SINGING I thought I’d made it Celebrated when I got my TV show

But the haters out there hating Got my ratings low, low, low

It’s hard to compete with videos Of twerking hogs

And waterskiing squirrels And monkeys riding on the backs of dogs

So much pressure

Have mercy, I’m not the Percy That you’ve always heard about

That Percy, he was successful That Percy had a lot of clout

Back then, back when l was high on that hill

But now I’m broke here on the bottom With no way to pay my bills

It’s getting harder every day To catch a break

So when I see a chance Then it’s a chance I really need to take

I’m just looking For a way of bouncing back

The rent is due, I’m in a fix And I’m about to crack

Under pressure

Brenda? I'm making this up on the spot.

He ’3 under pressure

Which is impressive, let's be honest.

Come on!

SINGING Brenda, Brenda I’m a desperate man

So help me get back on the top Rockin’ again

No pressure

Brenda, Brenda Won ’t you hear my plea?

The weight of all the world Is really weighing on me

So much pressure

This is no time to quit I’m on the verge of a hit

And I’m determined To make this a success, yeah

Brenda, tell me you see All the potential in me

I’ll do whatever it takes To make you say yes

Down on my knees Begging you please

Won ’t you tell me you understand? Lend me a hand

Oh, you gotta save me, save me Save me, save me

MIC FEEDBACK WHINES

Those aren't even the words.

You think I don't know that? Brenda?

Brenda?

Oh, no, no, no. The bag! The suit!

MAN AND WOMAN SPEAKING MANDARIN AND LAUGHING

DOOR CLOSES

Whoa.

-GRUNTS -MUFFLED MUSIC PLAYING

-GOAT BLEATS 4GASPS

SHRIEKING

SHUSHING

Hey, what you got there?

Shh, it's okay.

-BLEATS -CRASH|NG

Hmm.

-GASPS I must be close! -DOOR OPENS

GASPS

There it is!

I should introduce myself. Oh, but why am I so scared?

SPEAKS GIBBERISH

Hmm. No language skills.

Didn't see that one coming.

Excuse me. Um...

-Brenda, please come back.

It's just this one time. Then we'll do the whole integrity thing.

I promise. Please call me when you get this!

Thank you, Brenda! Oh!

You've even put on the stilts. Oh, I love it.

And the suit does not look fake. It's actually quite convincing.

Okay, here's the shot. |'|| film over...

PERCY SPEAKING GIBBERISH

IMITATES ROARING

He's doing all the talking. Just say something, you idiot.

INHALES Here we go.

-Huh?

I'm Migo, and I have...

GROWLING

Blimey, good growl.

Did you put an amplifier inside there or something?

This is why I work with you, Brenda. When you're in, you're all in.

-RECORDER BEEPS -Okay, hair looks good.

Nice bit of back light.

BURBLING AND BABBLING

Here we go. Yeti discovery shot, take one.

PANTING Percy Patterson here high in the Himalayas.

-I was looking for the rare-- -G ROWLS

Not yet. Thank you. Cut that bit out. In three, two...

PANTS Iwas looking for the rare Himalayan jumping spider,

but Ijust heard a low growling coming from this direction.

GASPS

Is that a yeti?

-Do the growl. -ENG|NE STARTING

Do you mind?

Ugh. Brenda, will you turn that off?

I'm trying to shoot Brenda in this... Wait a minute.

Brenda?

-Brenda? -LOW GROWL

GASPING

WHEEZING It's a yeti! It's a yeti! It's a yeti!

I can't seem to shout.

You know, you'll laugh because, in my world,

everyone thinks you're this terrifying monster that's all...

GROWLING

But you don't look terrifying to me. You're adorable.

SCREAMS

Ooh, the smallfoot song. I know this one. I know it. I know it.

SCREAMS AND WHIMPERS

Was that not right?

GRUNTS

-SCREAMS -| just need to take you home

and prove to everyone that you exist so I can get un-banished. Okay?

GASPING

GROWLING

SHRIEKS

-You wanna bring anything? Okay.

Ha-ha! PANTING

You wanna bring that, too? Okay, come here.

GROWLING

-Ooh, that looks cool! -GRUNTS

-No!

SCREAMS

Whoa, whoa. Wait! Where you going?

-Look how excited you are. -YELPS

-M|GO GRUNTING 4YELPS

-PERCY GRUNTS, WHIMPERS -LAUGH|NG

-PERCY WHIMPERING -LAUGH|NG Stop it!

G ROANS

That's ironic.

CONTINUES LAUGHING

-PERCY SNORING -Uh...

Smallfoot? Hello?

Oh!

That supposed to fall out like that?

Hmm, we need to put that back in there. It goes there, right?

Oh, boy.

LOW SNORING

All right, take a little bit of that...

I hope you don't mind, but I'm taking you home.

I'm gonna be all like, "Yo, what's up?"

And they're gonna be like, "Yo, is that a... What?"

And I'm gonna be like, "Yeah!" Their faces are gonna be like, "Ahhh!"

Then my face is like, "Uh-huh!"

Smallfoot exists, suckas! Whoo-hoo!

WHISTLING UPBEAT TUNE

RUMBLING

Is that a blizzard?

SCREAMING

TAKES BREATH

RESUMES SCREAMING

Aah!

GRUNTING

GASPS You okay?

Wow, that storm came out of nowhere, didn't it?

Don't worry. We'll wait it out in here. It's nice and warm.

CLINKING

Aah! No!

EXHALING

4CUNMNG 4GR0AMNG

Please don't die. Please don't die. Please don't die.

Don't worry, smallfoot. I'm gonna save you.

I'm gonna save you. Just hang on! Hang on! Hang on!

FIRE STARTS

-SIGHS Fire.

GROGGILY So warm.

So nice.

Wait a minute. What's...

SHRIEKS, HUFFS

No, no, you can't...

How's that? Nice and toasty all the way around.

-SHR|EKS -Oh, hey. What's wrong?

You hungry? I found your food.

Please...

MUFFLED MUMBLING

You still cold?

SIGHS I can see why. You have, like, no fur.

Oh, your cocoon is almost dry.

|'|| clear off a space where you can

just lie down until the storm passes, okay?

GASPING

Percy Patterson here in what might be my last broadcast ever.

I might get eaten or roasted or frozen solid

or some horrible combination of the three.

But know this.

Know that I risked my life in pursuit of something extraordinary.

Something bigger than us.

Literally, so much bigger.

Oh, great! You're moving. I've almost finished clearing off...

GROWLING

PANTING I think he's saying he wants to have me for dinner.

GASPING BREATHS, WHISPERING Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Oh, What?

GRUNTS Come on, you stupid frozen fingers!

BLOWING

There we go.

Brenda, give me my glory.

Upload this video, then send help.

Please work! Please work! Please work!

Yes!

-No! ECHOING -LOW GROWLING

SOFTLY Something else is in here.

Judging by the echo,

I'd estimate distance is approximately 200 meters.

-SNUFFLES -Estimation wrong.

ROARING

SCREAMS

GRUNTS, GASPS

ROARING

WHIMPERING

My husband is back there sound asleep!

-|'m sorry. I'm sorry. -Not to mention the children!

Took me weeks to get them to sleep!

I don't even have kids, but I can imagine

that is just a really hard thing to do.

All | get is six months of a little mommy time,

and you are ruining it!

BOTH GROWLING

-Huh?

BEAR GROWLING

You just walk into my cave. You don't even wipe your feet!

-Again, very, very sorry! -You better be sorry.

I don't know what you are or where you came from,

but you better learn some manners!

PERCY PANTING AND WHIMPERING

Did you see that?

She was all like, "You're gonna wake my husband."

And Iwas like, "You gotta get out of here."

And then you totally understood me. We were communicating.

This is amazing!

LAUGHS IN RELIEF

-METAL CLANGS -PA|NED ROARING

MIGO GROANING

Don't be stupid, Percy.

Do not go back to help the big, ferocious yeti.

Do not do it!

Although he did just save you from a bear.

Argh!

This is the wrong time to grow a conscience!

MIGO GROANING

GASPS

SCREAMS

Wow.

It's okay, big fellow.

Let's get this thing off.

-Does this hurt? -GASPS

-Sorry. This? How about this? -SCREAMING

-This? This? Sorry. -GROAN|NG

-Stop it! -Got it.

SIGHS Okay. It's okay. I'm okay.

GROANING

PERCY SPEAKING GIBBERISH

GRUNTS Ah.

CONTINUES SPEAKING GIBBERISH

CHUCKLES

Oh, the storm's lifted!

What do you say me and you get up that mountain and prove you exist?

-Hmm?

Oh, right. Hand signals. Um...

GROWLING

-This is unbelievable,

but I think the yeti is actually trying to communicate with me.

And I think he wants me to go with him.

This is either the bravest thing I've ever done

or the stupidest.

-Here's hoping it's the former. -M|GO FASTENS STRINGS

Oh, I almost forgot.

Here. These should keep you warm.

-No, no, no. HUFFING -SIZZL|NG

Oh! That's actually quite nice.

-Yeah!

GRUNTS Whoo-hoo!

GRUNTING

We're almost there.

GRUNTING

Up and at them, Migo. Time to ring the gong!

GRUNTS Why is this so hard this morning?

STRAINING

EXHALES

Launch!

Migo?

Migo, time to ring the...

Oh, yeah. Banished.

STRAINING

Uh-oh.

SCREAMING

G ROANS

GRUNTING

Huh? What the...

GASPING

GONG RINGS

-SNA|LS SQUEAKING -|ND|ST|NCT CHATTER

Two gongs?

GRUNTS Whatjust happened?

WHISPERS Don't ask. Just push it down.

Push it down.

My helmet?

Drop me! Quickly, before I change my mind.

-You can't do this, Meech!

You're our leader!

Exactly why I should do it!

Drop me!

WHIMPERS Okay.

This is terrifying. I cannot believe Migo did this.

Which is why maybe, you know, CHUCKLES you shouldn't!

Ijust wanna say, I'm fine with it being you.

I should go.

I'm strongest, and I've trained myself to sleep with my eyes open.

I'm asleep right now. You're all part of my dream.

He's down there because I convinced him to go!

And he might be lost or hurt.

-Or dead. -Fleem!

Oh, what? Now we're not about the truth?

-Last time, we dropped him because Thorp showed up,

which he might do again, so can we please go?

-IN DISTANCE Guys! Guys!

Oh, I can still hear his voice in my head.

-Guys! -|t's in my head, too.

-Hey! -Migo! He's here!

I know. And he always will be.

No, no, no. He's here!

-As in over there! -GASPS

Guys!

-Migo! -Migo!

YELPS Mystical creature!

Oh, no! Ahh!

-MEECHEE SCREAMS -|'ve got you!

-Oh. -Migo!

-M|GO LAUGHING -I am so relieved!

-Oh, hi! -Hey!

-CHUCKLES Hi. -Hi.

-See? I told you he was alive! -My brother!

Oh, Migo! Oh, Migo.

Whoa, whoa! Guys, easy. Easy, easy.

-Mmm? Huh?

What is that?

Smallfoot Evidentiary Society, meet your mystical creature!

PERCY GRUNTING

PERCY STRAINING

SHUDDERS Huh?

ALL GASP

GASPS

I knew it was real.

No one's gonna think I'm crazy anymore.

He's so beautiful!

And so short.

You did it, Migo. You actually did it!

NO, we did it. The S.E.S.!

-YETIS GROWLING -Wow! Four more Sasquatch.

It's a whole Sasquad.

4YELPS —¢AUGHS

Fear me, little creature. I am your god!

-F|eem, what are you doing? Establishing dominance.

-No. -PERCY YELPS

We don't dominate.

-We welcome him with open arms. -PERCY SCREAMS

Oh, did Ijust do that?

I am so sorry! Are you okay? Are you hurt?

-|'m so sorry. I love you. I love you. -Hey, hey.

We gotta bring this truth to the village,

blow some tiny minds.

-|MITATES EXPLOSION -What was that?

-Their minds are really tiny. -Ah!

Gwangi's right.

Let's wake them up.

GASPS

What? Migo's back?

ALL GASPING

Yeah, that's right. In your face!

-Oh! My face! -Hey, listen! Everyone!

Stop what you're doing and follow us!

'Cause this is gonna be the best part of your day!

-You heard Migo. Everybody.

-That's right! -Migo?

-Hey, you up there! Come on down!

-Come on, kids. You, too, Garry. Get over here.

-Let's go! You're gonna love it!

Hey, Migo, welcome back...

Hold on, aren't you supposed to be banished?

-Yep. -Ah, cool.

Everyone, listen up. Gather 'round. I promise, you're gonna wanna see this.

CLEARS THROAT My fellow yetis,

there are moments in life that are imbued with such importance,

we must pause and look deeper

into the moment of the place in which we are

to hold such beauteous gravitas

and take in the beauty--

-I'm losing interest! -Get to the point!

Yep, okay. Here we go.

Fellow yetis, behold, the smallfoot!

ALL GASPING

-|MITATES EXPLOSION -Mmm-hmm.

I can't believe my eyes.

These aren't primitive beasts living in caves.

This is a complex civilization.

Do you know what this means for the world?

A Percy Patterson network special.

You're welcome, world!

-80... -ALL GASP

CROWD SHUSHING

...what's all the excitement about this time?

Migo found a smallfoot!

SCOFFS That's one guess.

But, Dad, look at the small foot!

Hmm.

-Don't yaks have small feet? -S|GHS

Let me take it into the palace,

consult the stones,

and determine what it is.

STAMMERS What if it is a smallfoot? Does that mean a stone is wrong?

-COUGHS They're all wrong. -Yeah.

-ALL GASP -Tell us the truth!

YETIS CLAMORING

Garry, just breathe.

Everyone, please.

What do the stones tell us about questions?

ALL INHALE DEEPLY

STONEKEEPER EXHALES

ALL CLAMORING

I have so many questions!

-Where is it from? -Why is it pink?

-How did you get it here? -What does it eat?

How does it think with such a tiny little brain?

Honestly, I havejust as many questions as you do.

-Where is its horn? -|s that its ear?

Does it want a bite of fruit?

How is it here if a stone says it can't be?

SINGING It’s all much bigger than we know

-How? -Why?

What do you mean?

It’s only just beginning to unfold

-|'m so confused. -There's more to know?

So let it all unfold

I never knew there was more to know

Isn’t it all so amazing?

There ’s a world mysterious There for you to find

Out of the blue, there was room to grow

Isn’t it all kind of crazy?

All we are is curious There ’3 nothing wrong with that

So go ’round every corner

You call that art?

Search every part of the sky

-What is he doing? -|s he really gonna fly?

’Cause a life that’s full of wonder

Is a wonderful life

VOCALIZING

-Whoo!

SHUDDERING

ALL GRUNTING

ALL LAUGHING

SNIFFING

GASPS, TRUMPETING

-B|ossom, sit. -|gotyou.

Down. Down!

WHIMPERS

BOTHLAUGH

CAMERA CLICKING

-Do you see what you've started?

-Yes! Do you? Look at them!

We have been living in fear fortoo long, Dad.

All I ever wanted to do was keep you safe, Meechee.

Everything I do, I do to protect the village and you.

I don't need you to protect me. I need you to listen to me.

To all of us,

especially Migo!

Dad, he went below the clouds.

They're talking to Migo

because they have questions, and he's listening

instead of telling them to just push them down.

But, believe me, you are their leader, and they wish it was you.

So just talk to Migo about what he saw.

Please.

You're right. That's exactly what I need to do.

Oh, thank you! I knew you'd come around.

I'm gonna go get the smallfoot! Bye!

That's a snood. It's like a sort of scarf.

That's a fiber supplement. I'd rather not go into it.

-That's a sock. -K|DS GIGGLING

It's a lining between your shoe and your foot.

That's not how you're supposed-- Ugh.

Four days I had them on.

Can you translate the Scroll of Invisible Wisdom?

Yes. Actually, I do need this.

Okay.

-GARRY WHIMPERING -It is not wisdom

and definitely not invisible.

-Hmm. -Hey, where's Migo?

-Hey, Dad! Dad!

Oh, is this the best day ever or what?

What's wrong? What happened to your helmet?

-I missed the gong.

But the sky snail, it came up anyway.

Whoa! So another stone is wrong.

-This is amazing. -Amazing?

What's so amazing about it?

The stones are supposed to be stones, you know?

Sturdy, reliable, true.

And now the snail is just rising on its own?

If it even is a snail.

Meechee thinks it might be a flaming ball of gas.

Gas?

I've been banging my head on that thing to wake up a gas ball?

That's usually what wakes me up.

SIGHS Look, Dad, I know all of this change is scary.

But maybe this is a good thing.

Maybe there's something even better than banging your head against the gong.

But if I don't ring the gong, I'm not the gong ringer.

And if I'm not the gong ringer,

then what am I?

-Hey, Migo!

My dad wants to see you.

-The Stonekeeper. Really?

Which must be nice for you 'cause he never wants to see me. Heh.

-Okay.

Why did I shout that out? That's so embarrassing.

Ugh. Blew it again, Thorp.

Hey, Dad. I'll be back.

-Dad? -Hmm.

Look at them.

The great Stonekeepers of the past.

Each one adding new stones

as they received wisdom about what was best for the village.

-Robe looks heavy. -It is.

It requires a strong backbone.

RUMBLING

GASPS, GRUNTS

WHIRRING

CLANGS

Whoa. Secret stairs. Okay.

Where are you taking me?

CHUCKLES So many questions.

Think it's about time I give you some answers.

Wow!

What is this?

You see, Migo...

RAPPING There was a time When yetis lived beneath the clouds

We were alive And we were thrivin’

Till we came across a crowd Of smallfoot

That’s right, we used to live Down there

But there were actions We could not forgive

Down there

And though they used A different nomenclature

Man or human They showed us human nature

A dangerous species Though we approached with wonder

They attacked with their spears And their smoking sticks of thunder

They called us Sasquatch They called us abominable

They chased us, pursued us Their persistence indomitable

We had no choice but to run and hide

Othen/vise, we surmised We were facing genocide

So we climbed this mountain Just to stay alive

You see, we knew that up here Smallfoot could not survive

So it was here the first law Was written in stone

It was named and proclaimed As a truth to be known

Our world is an island that floats On a sea of endless clouds

That’s how it would be

And then we wrote more laws More rules to obey

For the sake of us all It was the only way

To protect us From all of the human ravages

Heaped upon us by those human savages

-SINGING Now you know Now you know, now you know

Now you know, now you know

And new rules apply

Now you know, now you know, now you know

-So it’s bestjust To let it lie, let it lie

-Now you know Now you know, now you know

Now you know, now you know

And you can’t deny

Now you know, now you know, now you know

That it’s best just to let it lie Let it lie

But my smallfoot, he's not like that.

They're all like that.

Tell me, when you found him,

did he greet you with open arms?

They don't care about us.

They don't care about anything but themselves,

which is why we must do the same,

if we care about our future.

RUMBLING

-We're below the clouds.

-Or so it would seem, but look closer.

Those aren't clouds! It's steam.

The stones are working.

The stones?

-RAPPING Every job and every task

As pointless as it seems

All of it ensures That this important machine

Keeps churning and turning And spinning around

So those below don ’t look up And those above don ’t look down

And they’ll look

’Cause even if they hear Of these atrocities

The only thing stronger than fear ls curiosity

-Now you know Now you know, now you know

Wait. 80 none of those stones are true? They're all lies?

Let it lie

Good lies. To protect our world.

But they need to know the truth.

Oh, do they?

RAPPING You feel emboldened By your noble quest to find the truth

l chalk it up To the naive innocence of youth

So let me share a secret That you’ll learn as you grow older

What’s true or not true Is in the eye of the beholder

So do you wanna prevent Our own annihilation?

Yes!

Then our only goal should be To control the flow of information

Unless you want to see the smallfoot Conquer and pillage

Then protect the lie And you protect the village

Lives are at stake, Migo.

Your friends, your father, Meechee.

Okay. I want to know everything

there is to know about you and your world.

-She’s curious. -BLOWS

And you know what they say. "Curiosity killed the yak."

So what do you want me to do?

Tell everyone you were lying about the smallfoot.

SCOFFS But they've already seen it. They're not gonna believe me.

You'd be surprised at what they'll believe.

You think knowledge is power, Migo?

-Now you know Now you know, now you know

Now you know, now you know

Question is...

-Now you know Now you know, now you know

...what are you gonna do with that power?

FEMALE CHORUS HARMONIZING

-Okay. It’s a little fuzzy,

but I think I'm starting to get it.

Yourjob is to tell stories that fly through the air

in a series of pictures in rapid succession

that magically appear in other smallfoots' homes.

-GROWL|NG -TV. Right!

And what is this thing here?

That's the roof of my home.

-Home. -Home?

-SPEAKS GIBBERISH -GROWLS

Are we saying the same thing?

-SPEAKS GIBBERISH -MEECHEE GROWLS

Oh, is that, like, your best friend?

That is evil banker man.

He wants to take my home away

because of something called a "variable interest rate."

GROWLS QUESTIONINGLY

Apparently, I don't know what it means either. CHUCKLES

SHIVERS The air is really thin up here, isn't it?

GROWLING

Those are animals.

-TRUMPETS -SHR|EKS

BOTH LAUGHING

MAMMOTH GROWLING

Cheeky.

Anyway, the point is, this is why I do what I do, see?

I was fascinated with other species, like you.

Actually, nothing like you. You're quite extraordinary.

But lately, I started to only care about how many people are watching,

how popular I am.

Wow.

Hearing myself say this out loud...

What's the yeti word for "pathetic"?

When Iwas nine, I saw my first lion.

It looked like this, see?

PERCY MUMBLING

It looked nothing like this. That looks like a fat poodle.

Here, I'll just show you.

GASPS

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Okay. What is that thing?

-They don’t care about us. Lives are at stake, Migo.

They don ’t care about anything but themselves.

Good lies.

Which is why we must do the same. Protect our world.

Your friends, your father, Meechee. ECHOING

-No, don't do that.

What are you doing? You're ruining it! Stop! Stop it!

Red one up! Up, up! Now, over to the blue one.

Blue one. Three in a row! Yes!

-Meechee? -Not now, Migo.

Ooh! Okay, down, down. Right side. Purple thingy.

-S|ide it, slide it. -EXHALES

Oh! There we go! Boom!

Ha-ha! Whoo!

Migo, I'm putting shapes next to other shapes to make the rows disappear.

It's pointless and a total waste of time, but I can't stop.

GROANS There goes our high score.

Smallfoot?

Hey, are you okay?

PERCY SPEAKS GIBBERISH

-Getting a little woozy.

SLURRING I'm going to need some more oxygen. Oxygen.

I can't remember my own name.

-PERCY SPEAKING GIBBERISH -Um...

What's all this?

Oh, uh, we learned how to communicate!

-That's his world... -GASPS

...and I think it's really big,

and there are more smallfeet down there.

Like, a lot more.

Migo, I think something's wrong.

-He doesn't look so good. -BREATH TREMBLING

He's cold and his breathing is off.

-You see, we knew that up here, smallfoot could not survive.

-Ithink we need to take him home.

What? No!

No? Why not? What if he's really sick? What if he needs help?

Just stop asking questions!

Stop asking questions?

HORN BLOWING

-Attention, everyone!

The Stonekeeper has an announcement.

What's going on? Do you know?

'Cause you look like you know something.

Just stop. Please.

-Well, well, well,

what an interesting day it's been.

A day full of excitement and questions.

So many questions.

I must admit, the events of the day even had me asking a few.

-ALL GASP -Uh-oh, | smell cover-up.

So I asked Migo tojoin me

so I could question him about his amazing discovery.

And together, we've reached the same conclusion.

Migo, tell them what we learned.

Yeah. Um...

GASPING BREATHS

DISTORTED GROWL

The thing is, see... Uh...

Yeah, it's, uh...

What I was gonna tell you is, um...

-|ND|ST|NCT SCREAMS -Uh...

It's not a smallfoot.

-ALL GASPING -LAUGHS Wait. What?

Yeah. Iwas wrong, I got confused,

and the Stonekeeper figured it out.

It's actually a type of yak.

A yak?

-SCOFFS -Migo found a rare breed

that even I didn't know about.

A red-coated pygmy hairless yak.

You know this is not a yak.

As you can see, its existence is confirmed

in stone.

ALL GASPING

WHISPERING What is happening?

The stones have protected us for generations.

But we've been ignoring them.

No one's been feeding the great mountain mammoths today.

-ALL GASP -He's right.

And because of that, we are sinking.

WHIMPERS I don't wanna sink!

Garry, you're right to be afraid.

Everyone, listen to Garry.

-ALL GASPING -I don't wanna sink into the nothing!

These are lies, Migo. We saw you go below the clouds.

I didn't. I fell into the clouds, and I found him inside of a cave.

-What? -ALL GASPING

Don't listen to him. This is all part of a massive cover-up!

-Please, wait-- -We're all part of a big machine.

Dude, no. Come on, stop!

In fact, I think it might be a big machine that's down there!

You need to stop!

-It does sound like a machine! -I thought so, too!

-You heard me! -Just stop!

ALL GASP

A big machine. LAUGHS

Right!

Let's all listen to Gwangi and his whacked-out theories

because we all know that Gwangi is

-just straight-up crazy. -GASPS

-What? -Don't call him crazy.

Come on, are we really gonna listen to these guys?

They're the village weirdos, right? We all know that.

They're just trying to prove all the stones wrong.

But ifwe don't follow the stones, really bad things can happen.

ALL GASP

-Well said, Migo. That's the truth.

The truth?

I don't think anybody around here cares what that is.

SIGHS Guys, wait.

Migo, give him to me.

-Wait. What are you doing? -YETIS MURMURING

No,no,no! He needs warmth, and he can't breathe!

-Meechee. -Why are you doing this?

This is something we should discuss inside.

Inside.

Yes, Father.

Meechee, we need to talk.

I think you've said enough.

-Okay, everyone.

Now everything can go back to the way it was.

Everyone, back to work. The village won't run itself.

The smallfoot, what are you gonna do with him?

We're taking him back to the cave where you found him.

But I didn't find him in a cave.

But you said you did, so they believe you.

You've done a good thing, Migo.

Stonekeeper, wait!

-No! -MUFFLED POUNDING

-You've done yourjob, Migo.

Go home.

SIGHS

SNORES, GASPS

CRACKING JOINTS, EXHALES

-SNA|L SQUEAKS -GRUNTS

Migo?

What's wrong? What are you doing?

SIGHS Iwasjust thinking about Stone 15.

"Ignorance is bliss"?

Yeah. That one's true.

Ignorance is bliss,

or at least it was.

I was pretty happy when I didn't know about the smallfoot

orthe S.E.S.

or how amazing Meechee really is.

And I'm pretty sure I'd be happier not knowing that they hate me.

Or that I lied and betrayed them all.

SIGHS

I miss being ignorant.

So let's just, you know, go back to the way things were,

with one change.

I'll be the gong ringer from now on.

Maybe banging my head into that thing will make all of these feelings go away.

Oh, yeah. You'll pretty much go numb. You won't feel a thing.

Good. Because I feel like such a jerk.

Okay.

Now, you remember the advice I gave you, right?

First, check the wind. Pretty easy to get blown off course.

Wind, check.

-And you gotta true your aim.

You'll never succeed if your aim isn't true.

Aim, check.

And don't forget.

Even though you know it's gonna hurt,

you gotta hit it head-on.

BRIDGE THUDS

GASPS SOFTLY Um...

He's in there.

She's in there.

But...

-You already woke the village, son.

Now, go make sure they stay awake.

I love you, Dad.

I love you, too, son.

Now, say the word.

Launch!

Whoo!

GRUNTING

-BLOSSOM GRUNTS -Ow!

Meechee, I am so...

Oh, no.

-Meechee? -GASPS

What are you doing here?

Meechee.

Where's the smallfoot?

LABORED PANTING

Hold on, little guy, okay? You're almost home.

Wow.

Yeah, uh, so Meechee took the smallfoot.

SIGHS

And, uh, convinced me I have a lot of anger issues

because of something called a father complex.

I don't know. Something about not getting enough hugs as a kid.

Really doing some serious processing right now, Dad.

What have I done?

Open the door!

PANTING

Guys!

Guys! You have to help me!

Meechee's taken the smallfoot below the clouds!

Look, I'm sorry. I didn't mean what I said.

I can explain everything, after we find Meechee.

She's in danger. You have to believe me!

Why should we believe you? You lied. Friends don't do that.

Or stab you in the back

and call you crazy in front of the whole village.

You acted like me. I expect more from you.

You're right. I lied.

SIGHS

You know, you've always searched for the truth. No matter what anybody said.

They laughed at you. They called you names.

Wait. What names?

But you never let fear get in the way.

That's what I should have done.

And it's what I'm gonna do now.

-M|GO SCREAMING -Migo!

-Wait! What names?

MIGO CONTINUES SCREAMING

-SHR|EKS -M|GO GRUNTS

G ROANS

Oh, Meechee, where are you?

-D|STANT SCREAMING 4GASPS

-SCREAM GETS LOUDER -Huh?

SCREAMS

KOLKA GRUNTING

-Ko|ka! -Hi!

Hi! Wait. If you're here, that means...

-GWANG| SCREAMING -BOTH SCREAM

Man! That is a long way down!

BOTH GRUNT

Guys!

ALL PANTING

You came!

Of course, we came. For Meechee.

GASPS Oh. CHUCKLES

Yeah. Yeah, I know.

And a little bit for you. But mostly Meechee.

Thank you. Even you, Fleem.

Wait. Where's Fleem?

Okay, pros and cons.

Pro, Migo needs you.

Con, you're useless to him if you're dead.

G ROANS

Cons, one. Pros, zero. Okay. Pro.

Yeah, Fleem sucks.

We can't wait. We have to find Meechee right now before someone else does.

Wow.

It's so big.

-How do we even know she landed here? -M|GO CLEARS THROAT

-Okay, little guy.

-You can breathe easy now. -PERCY SIGHS

You're home. See?

Home.

What is that?

GASPS

Wait. Where am I?

What?

Oh, no. No, no, no.

YELPS, GRUNTS

VEHICLE APPROACHING

-Brenda? -Percy?

-PERCY SCREAMING 4GASPS

-Ow! -Percy! You're alive!

-PERCY GROANS -You're alive!

Oh, my gosh, you are alive, aren't you?

Not dead. Raring to go.

-ON TV ...know that l risked my life

in pursuit of something extraordinary.

Something bigger than us.

My video.

I uploaded it like you told me to, and it went totally viral!

MIGO GROWLING

It was real, right? I mean, I have the suit.

You found a yeti.

My phone has been ringing like crazy.

Everyone wants you. Haven't you checked your messages?

-ON TV ...my life in pursuit of something extraordinary.

-ON VOICEMAIL Percy, my favorite client! It’s your agent.

I want you back. Call me.

This is Mark Birden from the National Geographic Society. Call me!

Percy, it’s your dad! I’m no longer ashamed of you!

-Hi, this is the New York Times calling again...

-I got your number from a friend of a friend. I saw your video.

VOICEMAILS CONTINUE PLAYING INDISTINCTLY

Percy, it’s Gayle at the network.

I saw your video!

If you can get that yeti alive, you and your show are saved!

GASPS

-This is everything you wanted.

FOOTSTEPS THUDDING

Wait. The yeti is here?

I can't believe what I'm looking at.

-This is incredible! -|NDIST|NCT CHATTER

-Ooh! -Huh?

What is that?

-So pretty. -G|RL GIGGLING

Oh, my gosh, a baby smallfoot!

You are so cute!

Ooh!

Wow, you are so limber!

LAUGHING Whoo! Yeah!

Wait. You're not real, are you?

Ooh!

Super pointy.

Oh, it's so pretty. GASPS

-Another smallfoot! -GASPS

How many of you are there?

-Oh. A lot. -PEOPLE GASPING

HORN BLARES

-GASPS Wow! Those are fast. -T|RES SCREECHING

4GASPS -WOMAN SPEAKS MANDARIN

BOTH SCREAM

TIRES SQUEALING

ELECTRICITY CRACKLING

Guys, I've looked everywhere. Meechee's not here.

Yeah, I think I found her.

Oh, this is amazing!

SIRENS BLARING

Oh!

Oh! Uh... CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY

Hey... Oh!

Oh, no, no, no.

Okay, that's really bright.

Oh! Hey! Ow!

What is going on?

-GROWL|NG -PEOPLE SCREAMING

GRUNTS

SIREN WHOOPS

Why are you doing this?

SIRENS WAILING

YELPS Oh!

Meechee! We're here. It's okay.

SIGHS Thank you.

Actually, it's not okay. We're in the worst place ever.

But we're together!

-Yes. -Yay!

Wait. Where's Fleem?

SIGHS Pros, 10. Cons, 65. Oh, this is torture!

-F|eem's pathetic. -Yeah.

-Are you hurt? -|'m okay.

But why did theyjust turn on me like that?

Because they're terrible creatures.

You! Why are you here?

-You're angry. -You think?

Meechee, I'm so, so sorry.

But believe me, I said what I said to protect you.

Protect me? By lying?

She's got a point there, Migo.

Haven't you been lying to your dad, secret leader of the S.E.S.?

He's got a point there, Meech.

This is completely different.

Besides, what did you think you were protecting me from anyway?

From that.

This is what your dad showed me. This is why I lied.

They're monsters.

No, they think we're monsters.

Guys, guys! Psst! They're getting closer.

SIRENS BLARING

They're gonna find us. What are we gonna do?

We gotta go. Now.

Are they really all bad?

-I don't know.

But we can't wait around here to find out.

-POUND|NG ON DOOR -OFF|CERS GRUNTING

ALL GASP

YETIS PANTING

-Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

-Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! -S|RENS WAILING

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

GWANGI WHIMPERING

-ELECTR|C|TY CRACKLING -YELLS

-T|RES SCREECH -EXPLODES

PEOPLE GROANING

ALL PANTING AND GRUNTING

OFFICER SHOUTS IN MANDARIN

Where are they?

I swear they came this way.

-Whoa! Found them! -S|RENS WAILING

-Oh, no! Where are you going?

They're not gonna get them before I do!

Percy!

-Let's go. Come on. -ALL GRUNTING

Getting down here was easier.

ALL PANTING

GRUNTS

Oh, no! Migo, we're trapped!

Stay out of the light!

G ROANS

-Huh?

STONEKEEPER GRUNTING

The whole robe.

PILOT SCREAMING

G RU NTS WOOZILY

I told you the stones were here to protect us.

Daddy!

-Meechee!

You came for me.

Of course, I came. I listened.

Thank you.

GASPS

-What are those things?

SCREAMS

Whoa!

Migo, come on! We can make it.

-Go! -What are you doing?

We can't let them follow us home.

-Migo! -Just go!

Here lam! Come and get me!

-ENG|NE REVS -GRUNTS

GASPS

GRUNTING

PANTING

GRUNTING

GWANGI GRUNTS

Gwangi, come on! Gotta hurry.

GRUNTS

Whew. GASPS

ENGINE STOPS

PERCY PANTING

Friends, right?

I hope you understand why I have to do this.

MIGO ROARING

Oh, no! They got him!

-Meechee! -Migo!

STRAINED GROANING

PANTING

ENGINES REWING

There!

OFFICER SPEAKING MANDARIN

GUNSHOT

Oh, darn! You got me.

-Do you think this is some kind ofjoke?

That depends. Did you think it was funny?

Just a publicity stunt for ratings.

-LoseL -ALL MUTTERING

That's not Migo! So where's Migo?

-SLURRING He Shot me.

-Migo! -You smallfoot shot me.

I can't feel my face!

Wait. 80 he is bad?

No, no, he's not bad.

I think he shot me to save me.

Yeah. You're right. He did.

He saved all of us.

Well, there goes my fame.

Yeah. But you have something better.

Integrity.

Huh. Where was that hiding?

Thank you, Brenda.

-You're under arrest for disturbing the peace,

destruction of public property,

discharging fireworks within the city limits...

-Wait. Hang on.

-...|nternet fraud, loitering... -PERCY GRUNTS

...|ooking weird.

OFFICER 3 SPEAKING MANDARIN

I love that little guy. I love you guys, too.

And you are so awesome and smart,

and I'm meet you. | mish you.

| mush you.

CHUCKLES

-| mush you, too, Migo. -Mmm.

Okay, everyone, let's go home.

MIGO GRUNTS

MIGO CHUCKLES

FLEEM SCREAMING

GRUNTS

BURBLES

Okay, what'd I miss?

GWANGI SIGHS

-This is our history. And these are our ancestors.

There was a time when yetis lived

-beneath the clouds. -ALL GASP

We came up here where the smallfoot couldn't survive.

You see, I thought the smallfoot was my enemy. And then he saved me.

And I know that I said it wasn't a smallfoot,

but that wasn't true.

And I'm sorry that I lied to you.

The smallfoot is real, and they live below the clouds.

Clouds we make.

IMITATES EXPLOSION

And this is why

-our ancestors decided to do that. -ALL GASPING

That's the truth. See?

It's complicated, and it can be scary,

but it's better than living a lie.

Like, way better.

GWANGI GRUNTS AFFECTIONATELY

So we didn't fall out of the butt of the great sky yak?

Probably not.

Whose butt did we fall out of?

-You know what? We'll circle back. -Got it.

So now you know.

We think they're monsters, and they think we are.

And that is not gonna change by us hiding.

We have to communicate.

So it's up to us to decide what we wanna do.

ALL MURMURING

4RUMBUNG -STEAM HISSING

4THUD -RUMBL|NG STOPS

Oh, yeah!

POP MUSIC PLAYING

It’s time Time to do

Something drastic Something new

Right here And right now

-We need to find a way somehow -GASPS, EXCLAIMS

It’s about reaching out Closing up the distance

Instead of hate Celebrate all the ways we ’re different

I am optimistic Yes, I do believe

We have the power to make This world a better place

But if it’s ever gonna change We gotta come together, me and you

In a mo-oh-oh, oh-oh A moment of truth

If it’s ever gonna change

We gotta come together, me and you

In a mo-oh-oh, oh-oh A moment of truth

I'm not crazy!

Mmm-hmm.

POP MUSIC CONTINUES

-CAMERA CLICKS -LAUGHTER

Pro, if you go down there, you'll meet lots of people.

Con, uh, you're not really a people person.

Oh, this is torture!

-SHR|EKS -FLEEM SCREAMING

BLEATS

-RECORDER BEEPS -Okay, in three, two...

On the next episode of...

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