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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,140 --> 00:00:02,867 No, absolutely not. 2 00:00:02,898 --> 00:00:04,786 We're not gonna be showing you a recap of last week 3 00:00:04,816 --> 00:00:07,773 because you were too busy. Get the hell out of here. 4 00:00:09,674 --> 00:00:11,219 All right, all right, stop your whining. 5 00:00:11,249 --> 00:00:12,761 Fine, here you go. 6 00:00:12,792 --> 00:00:14,757 If you have a vagina, you're safe. 7 00:00:14,788 --> 00:00:16,301 - Vagina Safe Zone. - But... 8 00:00:16,331 --> 00:00:19,899 There's no way we are still on that rapiest bar list. 9 00:00:20,921 --> 00:00:22,126 Who the hell starts a new school 10 00:00:22,156 --> 00:00:24,126 with three weeks left in the school year? 11 00:00:24,157 --> 00:00:26,281 Fucking Satchel Boy. 12 00:00:26,906 --> 00:00:29,126 All right, well, you guys just relax. 13 00:00:29,157 --> 00:00:30,046 Just die naturally. 14 00:00:30,077 --> 00:00:34,176 I know of no finer candidate for West Point 15 00:00:34,207 --> 00:00:35,757 than Carl Gallagher. 16 00:00:35,788 --> 00:00:37,008 Damn right, you don't. 17 00:00:37,429 --> 00:00:40,107 - Oh! - Bitch, I'm not asking. 18 00:00:40,138 --> 00:00:41,525 So you're a lesbian? 19 00:00:41,556 --> 00:00:43,151 Yeah, I am. 20 00:00:43,182 --> 00:00:45,236 - I can't do this again. - Do what? 21 00:00:45,267 --> 00:00:46,570 Falling in love with a straight girl. 22 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:48,071 It's too painful. 23 00:00:48,102 --> 00:00:49,212 Just go. 24 00:00:50,015 --> 00:00:51,360 What is this? 25 00:00:51,391 --> 00:00:53,195 Kids are working up a few ideas 26 00:00:53,226 --> 00:00:54,862 for if you do wind up in prison. 27 00:00:54,893 --> 00:00:57,072 Gay Jesus kids don't want me to cop a plea. 28 00:00:57,103 --> 00:00:58,572 Want me to take it to trial, 29 00:00:58,603 --> 00:01:00,365 get as much publicity for the cause as I can. 30 00:01:00,396 --> 00:01:01,699 Yeah, and what's your lawyer say? 31 00:01:01,730 --> 00:01:04,117 Could be looking at 10 to 15 if I don't take a deal. 32 00:01:04,148 --> 00:01:05,618 Holy shit, Mo. 33 00:01:05,649 --> 00:01:07,236 - You won. - Mo White... 34 00:01:07,266 --> 00:01:08,830 You're a congressman again. 35 00:01:12,007 --> 00:01:14,102 My sister says you have my kid. 36 00:01:14,132 --> 00:01:16,102 Xan. I want her back. 37 00:01:16,132 --> 00:01:17,407 Do you want to stay with me here? 38 00:01:17,437 --> 00:01:19,324 Yeah, that'd be good. 39 00:01:19,355 --> 00:01:20,375 Mom? 40 00:01:20,761 --> 00:01:22,773 I knew you'd come back for me! 41 00:01:38,829 --> 00:01:41,966 ♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪ 42 00:01:41,997 --> 00:01:45,217 ♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪ 43 00:01:45,248 --> 00:01:48,260 ♪ You were beaming once before ♪ 44 00:01:48,291 --> 00:01:52,552 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 45 00:01:52,583 --> 00:01:56,352 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 46 00:01:56,382 --> 00:01:59,727 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 47 00:01:59,757 --> 00:02:01,768 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 48 00:02:01,798 --> 00:02:06,477 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 49 00:02:13,131 --> 00:02:16,518 ♪ Round up the friends you got ♪ 50 00:02:16,549 --> 00:02:19,643 ♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪ 51 00:02:19,674 --> 00:02:22,894 ♪ You were willing once before ♪ 52 00:02:22,925 --> 00:02:27,271 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 53 00:02:27,302 --> 00:02:30,646 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 54 00:02:30,677 --> 00:02:34,148 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 55 00:02:34,179 --> 00:02:36,024 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 56 00:02:36,055 --> 00:02:40,248 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 57 00:02:43,964 --> 00:02:45,809 How do you listen to this crap? 58 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:47,892 This is indie folk country. 59 00:02:47,923 --> 00:02:49,742 It's like if a bad hipster band 60 00:02:49,773 --> 00:02:52,183 smacked into a truck of cows. 61 00:02:52,214 --> 00:02:53,767 Well, switch it if you want. 62 00:02:59,299 --> 00:03:01,227 Isn't your code your birthday? 63 00:03:01,257 --> 00:03:03,768 Put it in the American way or the right way? 64 00:03:10,374 --> 00:03:13,094 There. Irish, even. 65 00:03:13,125 --> 00:03:14,928 Little on the nose. 66 00:03:14,959 --> 00:03:16,513 What, like your accent? 67 00:03:18,182 --> 00:03:19,507 You know, U2 is the band 68 00:03:19,538 --> 00:03:21,850 most made love to in all of Ireland. 69 00:03:21,881 --> 00:03:23,226 Oh, well, 70 00:03:23,257 --> 00:03:25,018 you're in America now, bitch. 71 00:03:26,923 --> 00:03:28,018 Need a lift to Patsy's? 72 00:03:28,048 --> 00:03:29,644 No, driving myself. 73 00:03:29,674 --> 00:03:31,859 I gotta take Ian to a meeting with his lawyer. 74 00:03:31,890 --> 00:03:33,278 His plea hearing is tomorrow. 75 00:03:33,309 --> 00:03:34,945 He can't make his own way? 76 00:03:34,976 --> 00:03:37,238 To his lawyer or in life? 77 00:03:37,269 --> 00:03:38,155 Both. 78 00:03:38,186 --> 00:03:39,132 No. 79 00:03:39,163 --> 00:03:41,455 Grab you from Patsy's at 2:45, then. 80 00:03:41,486 --> 00:03:43,000 For what? 81 00:03:43,306 --> 00:03:44,652 The Hadid exhibition. 82 00:03:44,683 --> 00:03:46,861 - The Ha-what? - Zaha Hadid. 83 00:03:47,381 --> 00:03:49,726 First female architect to win the Pritzker Prize. 84 00:03:49,757 --> 00:03:51,644 Blueprints haven't been public until now? 85 00:03:51,674 --> 00:03:52,644 Oh, shit, is that today? 86 00:03:52,674 --> 00:03:54,054 You fucking with me? 87 00:03:54,085 --> 00:03:55,472 You've been talking about it nonstop for six months. 88 00:03:55,502 --> 00:03:57,809 Yeah, I'm fucking with you. I'll meet you there. 89 00:03:57,840 --> 00:03:58,828 Tickets are for 3:30. 90 00:03:58,859 --> 00:04:00,164 If you're late, they won't let us in. 91 00:04:00,194 --> 00:04:01,497 And where is it? 92 00:04:02,858 --> 00:04:04,494 The Art Institute. 93 00:04:04,782 --> 00:04:06,929 That's in Canada, right? 94 00:04:07,391 --> 00:04:08,444 See you at 4:30. 95 00:04:08,757 --> 00:04:09,323 3:30. 96 00:04:09,354 --> 00:04:10,533 Fucking with you. 97 00:04:16,090 --> 00:04:17,510 What are you doing, Debs? 98 00:04:17,541 --> 00:04:19,479 Sanding a circle around my dip canister 99 00:04:19,510 --> 00:04:20,970 so I don't look like a poser. 100 00:04:21,001 --> 00:04:22,721 You are a poser. 101 00:04:22,752 --> 00:04:25,518 Jesus, how many more dogs are down there, Carl? 102 00:04:25,549 --> 00:04:26,809 Just Rocco and Bernice, 103 00:04:26,840 --> 00:04:29,127 and she'll be dead by the end of the week. 104 00:04:33,605 --> 00:04:35,408 Does anyone know what cocktail attire is? 105 00:04:35,447 --> 00:04:36,830 It's a little early for cocktails, 106 00:04:36,861 --> 00:04:37,698 even for a Gallagher. 107 00:04:37,729 --> 00:04:39,042 It's a West Point mixer this afternoon. 108 00:04:39,072 --> 00:04:40,949 Says I need cocktail attire. 109 00:04:40,980 --> 00:04:42,502 Says it's a suit. 110 00:04:42,533 --> 00:04:44,046 Who goes to drink in a suit? 111 00:04:44,077 --> 00:04:46,017 Ah, fuck, Fiona's almost here. 112 00:04:46,048 --> 00:04:47,227 What now? 113 00:04:47,257 --> 00:04:48,244 She wants to take me to my meeting. 114 00:04:48,275 --> 00:04:49,662 - Don't do it! - Bad idea. 115 00:04:49,692 --> 00:04:51,549 She thinks I should take an insanity plea. 116 00:04:51,580 --> 00:04:52,291 Insanity? 117 00:04:52,322 --> 00:04:54,408 Yeah, bipolar. Off my meds. 118 00:04:54,439 --> 00:04:56,159 How long would you get for that? 119 00:04:56,190 --> 00:04:58,541 Lawyer thinks two years, plus probation. 120 00:04:59,088 --> 00:05:00,352 What are your other options? 121 00:05:00,382 --> 00:05:02,463 Well, I could plead guilty, get a reduced sentence, 122 00:05:02,494 --> 00:05:03,596 five to ten years, 123 00:05:03,627 --> 00:05:05,639 or I could plead innocent... 124 00:05:05,670 --> 00:05:07,934 Well, what about that video of you blowing up the van? 125 00:05:07,965 --> 00:05:10,185 ...and they'll find me guilty, so I get 10 to 20. 126 00:05:11,330 --> 00:05:12,508 Hi. 127 00:05:12,714 --> 00:05:13,783 Hey. 128 00:05:14,838 --> 00:05:16,561 Oh, what smells like dead dog? 129 00:05:16,718 --> 00:05:17,981 It's dead dog. 130 00:05:18,012 --> 00:05:19,106 I'm taking care of it. 131 00:05:19,393 --> 00:05:20,602 You ready? 132 00:05:20,632 --> 00:05:22,436 I told you, I don't need a ride. 133 00:05:22,466 --> 00:05:25,158 Oh, I'm taking Liam to school, so it's on my way. 134 00:05:25,189 --> 00:05:26,744 - Anybody else? - I'm good. 135 00:05:26,775 --> 00:05:27,953 I'm headed to Patsy's, 136 00:05:27,984 --> 00:05:29,537 trying to make things work with Alex. 137 00:05:29,568 --> 00:05:30,538 Who's Alex? 138 00:05:30,569 --> 00:05:31,705 My girlfriend. 139 00:05:32,416 --> 00:05:33,721 Your girlfriend? 140 00:05:33,752 --> 00:05:34,737 You gay now? 141 00:05:34,768 --> 00:05:36,112 - Yes. - No. 142 00:05:36,987 --> 00:05:37,924 Okay. 143 00:05:37,955 --> 00:05:39,674 You two, let's go. Someone should wash 144 00:05:39,705 --> 00:05:41,217 a dish around here once in a while. 145 00:05:41,248 --> 00:05:43,941 Hey, buddy, have a good day. 146 00:05:47,244 --> 00:05:50,018 All right, well, ease up, you drunks. Ladies first. 147 00:05:50,048 --> 00:05:51,060 Can I have a beer, V? 148 00:05:51,090 --> 00:05:53,617 Can I take off my coat first? 149 00:05:57,134 --> 00:05:59,252 Hands off, Tommy! 150 00:06:01,702 --> 00:06:02,807 Frank? 151 00:06:03,234 --> 00:06:04,580 Hey! 152 00:06:04,813 --> 00:06:06,632 Did you sleep here again? 153 00:06:07,949 --> 00:06:10,432 I-I drank a bit too. 154 00:06:13,299 --> 00:06:14,133 Two bucks? 155 00:06:14,171 --> 00:06:15,976 You drank two bucks' worth of booze? 156 00:06:16,007 --> 00:06:17,644 No, that's all that's left 157 00:06:17,674 --> 00:06:19,768 from the Mo White campaign fund. 158 00:06:20,228 --> 00:06:21,768 You Kevin Ball? 159 00:06:24,257 --> 00:06:25,987 You a health inspector? 160 00:06:26,018 --> 00:06:27,940 Uh, no. 161 00:06:29,168 --> 00:06:30,354 Jehovah's Witness? 162 00:06:30,385 --> 00:06:31,855 - No. - IRS? 163 00:06:31,886 --> 00:06:32,814 No. 164 00:06:32,845 --> 00:06:34,815 Then yes, I'm Kevin Ball. 165 00:06:34,965 --> 00:06:36,815 Uh, Alison de Marco, 166 00:06:36,846 --> 00:06:39,533 from the Women's Equality and Empowerment March. 167 00:06:40,007 --> 00:06:41,352 We're very impressed with what 168 00:06:41,382 --> 00:06:42,791 you've been doing with Vagina Safe. 169 00:06:42,822 --> 00:06:44,877 We're looking to add a few men to our list of march speakers, 170 00:06:44,907 --> 00:06:47,419 and as head of the Vagina Safe initiative, 171 00:06:47,450 --> 00:06:49,226 you're at the top of our list. 172 00:06:54,940 --> 00:06:57,394 That dentist who bought your bike... 173 00:06:57,424 --> 00:06:59,686 check didn't bounce, did it? 174 00:06:59,716 --> 00:07:00,971 No. Why? 175 00:07:01,002 --> 00:07:02,737 He totaled it already. 176 00:07:02,768 --> 00:07:04,530 Had to strip it for parts. 177 00:07:04,581 --> 00:07:05,968 Lip! 178 00:07:05,999 --> 00:07:07,178 A little help? 179 00:07:07,209 --> 00:07:08,720 What is it with these rich assholes 180 00:07:08,751 --> 00:07:10,096 who can't ride bikes? 181 00:07:10,127 --> 00:07:11,264 Ah! Whoa! 182 00:07:11,295 --> 00:07:12,764 Jesus, Toby. 183 00:07:13,921 --> 00:07:15,948 My bad, man. 184 00:07:17,116 --> 00:07:18,836 Price of victory, dude. 185 00:07:18,867 --> 00:07:20,337 Victory in what? 186 00:07:20,368 --> 00:07:21,838 I do a little street racing. 187 00:07:21,869 --> 00:07:24,714 Slid across the finish line on my ass, but I won. 188 00:07:24,745 --> 00:07:26,506 Think you can fix it? 189 00:07:26,579 --> 00:07:28,633 Yeah. It's gonna take a while, though. 190 00:07:28,718 --> 00:07:30,522 No worries. I got a few backup bikes. 191 00:07:33,517 --> 00:07:35,260 What the hell? 192 00:07:43,007 --> 00:07:44,992 That's gonna take a while. 193 00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:48,502 Guess we go home. 194 00:07:48,757 --> 00:07:51,080 Yo. Come out to a race sometime. 195 00:07:51,111 --> 00:07:52,915 Never know where they are until the hour before. 196 00:07:52,945 --> 00:07:54,573 I'll text you. All right. 197 00:08:02,715 --> 00:08:04,494 Mo White. 198 00:08:04,727 --> 00:08:08,796 More like "Mo lily-livered asshole." 199 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:11,963 Wouldn't take me to Washington. 200 00:08:11,994 --> 00:08:15,565 Says I'm a political liability. 201 00:08:15,596 --> 00:08:18,441 So I-I misappropriated 202 00:08:18,472 --> 00:08:20,330 some campaign funds. 203 00:08:20,768 --> 00:08:24,635 He's a child molester, for fuck's sake. 204 00:08:24,924 --> 00:08:25,799 Frank. 205 00:08:25,830 --> 00:08:28,041 - I'm gonna start a recall. - Frank. 206 00:08:28,072 --> 00:08:30,251 I put him in there. I can take him out. 207 00:08:30,282 --> 00:08:31,323 Frank! 208 00:08:31,354 --> 00:08:32,923 Your piss is brown. 209 00:08:34,411 --> 00:08:35,690 Oh. 210 00:08:35,978 --> 00:08:37,338 Yeah. 211 00:08:38,293 --> 00:08:39,924 That is brown. 212 00:08:42,988 --> 00:08:45,760 For fuck's sake! Damn it. 213 00:08:47,340 --> 00:08:48,576 Frank? 214 00:08:51,171 --> 00:08:53,424 Uh, Kev? 215 00:08:57,553 --> 00:09:00,096 Fuck you, necktie piece of shit. 216 00:09:19,288 --> 00:09:21,133 Hey. You headed to the West Point thing? 217 00:09:21,164 --> 00:09:22,464 Uh, yeah. What are you doing home? 218 00:09:22,494 --> 00:09:24,964 Uh, there's a power outage at work. 219 00:09:24,995 --> 00:09:26,131 - You okay? - Yeah. 220 00:09:26,494 --> 00:09:27,471 And Xan? 221 00:09:27,502 --> 00:09:28,721 Yeah. 222 00:09:28,752 --> 00:09:30,530 Is that Liam's clip-on? 223 00:09:32,625 --> 00:09:34,752 There you go. 224 00:09:34,798 --> 00:09:36,369 And... 225 00:09:37,557 --> 00:09:39,776 - bam, you look good. - All right? 226 00:09:40,323 --> 00:09:43,185 Yo, I could stay back and hang out if you want. 227 00:09:43,729 --> 00:09:47,060 No, no, I got a list of things I wanted to do, 228 00:09:47,091 --> 00:09:48,436 but, uh... go get yourself 229 00:09:48,466 --> 00:09:49,519 a spot at West Point, all right? 230 00:09:49,549 --> 00:09:51,492 Okay. All right. 231 00:09:58,991 --> 00:10:00,809 Hey, anybody home? 232 00:10:02,659 --> 00:10:03,830 Cool. 233 00:10:09,385 --> 00:10:12,768 Um, you didn't have to order all this food. 234 00:10:12,798 --> 00:10:13,869 I wanted to. 235 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,892 I'm not ready to give up on us just yet. 236 00:10:15,923 --> 00:10:17,519 I know I may be a new lesbian, 237 00:10:17,549 --> 00:10:20,034 but I think I can be pretty good at it. 238 00:10:20,065 --> 00:10:22,269 Sorry, you sound like Jasmine. 239 00:10:22,299 --> 00:10:23,080 Who's that? 240 00:10:23,111 --> 00:10:25,112 My second grade girlfriend, 241 00:10:25,143 --> 00:10:28,226 until I found out she was playing doctor 242 00:10:28,257 --> 00:10:30,436 with Ricardo Jimenez at naptime. 243 00:10:30,466 --> 00:10:32,815 - What a bitch. - Mm-hmm. 244 00:10:33,066 --> 00:10:34,721 Not as bad as Shawnte Watson, though. 245 00:10:34,752 --> 00:10:36,440 She would only closed-mouth kiss me 246 00:10:36,471 --> 00:10:38,276 while she would tongue-kiss boys behind my back. 247 00:10:38,306 --> 00:10:40,317 Damn. Third grade girlfriend? 248 00:10:40,749 --> 00:10:42,268 Second grade still. 249 00:10:42,299 --> 00:10:44,394 No, third grade was, uh, Ronnie Carson. 250 00:10:44,425 --> 00:10:47,182 She would, uh, tell her mom 251 00:10:47,213 --> 00:10:49,166 we were getting married. 252 00:10:49,591 --> 00:10:51,541 Your body is rejecting your liver. 253 00:10:51,572 --> 00:10:53,459 I've been taking my medication. 254 00:10:53,490 --> 00:10:55,435 You've been on AssimiPro since your transplant. 255 00:10:55,466 --> 00:10:56,487 After about five years, 256 00:10:56,518 --> 00:10:58,044 it can tend to lose its efficacy. 257 00:10:58,473 --> 00:11:00,942 I'm going to switch you to Hepatocycline. 258 00:11:00,973 --> 00:11:02,860 Top of the line, just approved by the FDA. 259 00:11:02,891 --> 00:11:04,861 Pretty much zero side effects. 260 00:11:04,892 --> 00:11:07,783 We'll start you on a megadose and an IV right now, 261 00:11:07,814 --> 00:11:09,495 and then we'll send you home with some pills. 262 00:11:09,525 --> 00:11:10,995 How much does that cost? 263 00:11:11,026 --> 00:11:12,658 With insurance, maybe 20 bucks a month. 264 00:11:12,689 --> 00:11:13,767 No insurance. 265 00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:14,979 You don't have insurance? 266 00:11:15,010 --> 00:11:16,315 Correct. 267 00:11:16,734 --> 00:11:19,370 Eh, then you're looking at two grand a month. 268 00:11:19,401 --> 00:11:21,185 - What? A month? - Jesus. 269 00:11:21,215 --> 00:11:23,166 You could do the generic, Hepazone C... 270 00:11:23,197 --> 00:11:24,708 been around since the '70s. 271 00:11:24,739 --> 00:11:25,917 How much is that? 272 00:11:25,948 --> 00:11:27,377 Around 30 bucks a month. 273 00:11:27,408 --> 00:11:29,794 Great, start me with a megadose of that, 274 00:11:29,825 --> 00:11:32,421 throw in some Vicodin, and my interracial friends 275 00:11:32,452 --> 00:11:34,190 and myself will be on our way. 276 00:11:34,221 --> 00:11:35,900 I need to go over the side effects with you 277 00:11:35,930 --> 00:11:38,775 before you decide that Hepazone is right for you. 278 00:11:38,806 --> 00:11:41,791 I never met a drug I didn't like, but hit me. 279 00:11:42,246 --> 00:11:43,369 Here we go. 280 00:11:43,719 --> 00:11:45,357 - Sporadic blindness... - Blindness? 281 00:11:45,387 --> 00:11:46,689 ...paralysis of the face... 282 00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:47,607 Wow. 283 00:11:47,638 --> 00:11:48,627 ...skin rashes, 284 00:11:48,658 --> 00:11:50,795 joint pain, hair loss, 285 00:11:50,826 --> 00:11:53,296 gout, insomnia, mouth ulcers, 286 00:11:53,335 --> 00:11:55,680 halitosis, degeneration of the gums, 287 00:11:55,711 --> 00:11:56,973 testicular soreness, 288 00:11:57,004 --> 00:11:58,765 severely heightened emotional sensitivity... 289 00:12:00,131 --> 00:12:01,976 ...and erectile dysfunction. 290 00:12:02,299 --> 00:12:03,644 His willy won't work? 291 00:12:03,674 --> 00:12:05,147 It's possible. 292 00:12:05,178 --> 00:12:06,981 Oh, no worries, Doc. 293 00:12:07,275 --> 00:12:10,108 No way my member won't march. 294 00:12:10,399 --> 00:12:12,092 I'll take the generic. 295 00:12:22,257 --> 00:12:23,436 Right, thanks for the ride. 296 00:12:23,466 --> 00:12:24,826 Sure. 297 00:12:30,103 --> 00:12:31,483 Where you going? 298 00:12:31,748 --> 00:12:33,436 I got a couple minutes before I gotta be at work. 299 00:12:33,466 --> 00:12:35,436 Ha, no way. Absolutely not. 300 00:12:35,467 --> 00:12:37,227 I'm not gonna even say anything. 301 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,852 I'm just gonna listen. 302 00:12:38,882 --> 00:12:40,006 Are you kidding me? 303 00:12:40,037 --> 00:12:41,366 He is pleading insanity. 304 00:12:41,397 --> 00:12:43,707 - End of story. - If he admits he's bipolar, 305 00:12:43,738 --> 00:12:46,184 suddenly our entire movement is about mental illness. 306 00:12:46,215 --> 00:12:48,102 So you want him to go to prison for ten years? 307 00:12:48,132 --> 00:12:50,018 He'll get less if he pleads guilty. 308 00:12:50,048 --> 00:12:51,477 - Excuse me. - And even less 309 00:12:51,507 --> 00:12:52,467 if he pleads insanity. 310 00:12:52,498 --> 00:12:53,741 Hey! 311 00:12:55,780 --> 00:12:58,515 Does anyone wanna hear what my lawyer has to say? 312 00:13:00,410 --> 00:13:02,271 Look, I know this judge. 313 00:13:02,632 --> 00:13:04,144 - He understands... - Excuse me. 314 00:13:04,174 --> 00:13:05,436 If you make him plead insanity, 315 00:13:05,466 --> 00:13:07,060 you are putting lives at risk. 316 00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:09,519 Kids all over the world say Ian saved them. 317 00:13:09,549 --> 00:13:11,227 He put his time in. Now you save 'em. 318 00:13:11,257 --> 00:13:12,768 They don't want Gay Mary Magdalene. 319 00:13:12,798 --> 00:13:13,852 They want gay Jesus. 320 00:13:13,882 --> 00:13:14,731 Well, they can't have him. 321 00:13:14,762 --> 00:13:15,746 He belongs to his family. 322 00:13:15,777 --> 00:13:17,177 This is bigger than family. 323 00:13:17,393 --> 00:13:19,610 Nothing is bigger than family, 324 00:13:19,641 --> 00:13:22,646 and if you send my brother to prison for one second 325 00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:24,887 longer than he needs to be there, 326 00:13:24,918 --> 00:13:28,387 I'm gonna torch a van with your pixie ass in it. 327 00:14:14,591 --> 00:14:15,872 Oh, fuck. 328 00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:18,325 What can I get for you? 329 00:15:20,424 --> 00:15:21,893 Um, 330 00:15:21,923 --> 00:15:23,727 let me get a pack of Camels. 331 00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:25,767 Um... you know what? 332 00:15:25,798 --> 00:15:28,478 Let me get a pack of American Spirits too. 333 00:15:28,782 --> 00:15:31,150 Uh, some Marlboros. 334 00:15:31,843 --> 00:15:33,354 Some, uh... some Winstons. 335 00:15:33,399 --> 00:15:35,828 You know, throw some, uh, Dunhills in there 336 00:15:35,859 --> 00:15:37,228 and Pall Malls. 337 00:15:38,591 --> 00:15:40,784 I'm thinking of changing brands. 338 00:15:46,211 --> 00:15:47,530 Thank you. 339 00:15:49,007 --> 00:15:51,252 Are all lesbians that dramatic? 340 00:15:52,424 --> 00:15:53,244 Where are you going? 341 00:15:53,275 --> 00:15:55,268 - Leave me alone, Fiona. - Ian... 342 00:15:55,299 --> 00:15:56,869 Stay out of it! 343 00:16:04,867 --> 00:16:06,033 So I think I'm gonna 344 00:16:06,064 --> 00:16:07,619 start my speech off with a joke. 345 00:16:07,650 --> 00:16:08,830 Needing a man to speak for women, 346 00:16:08,860 --> 00:16:10,163 that's the joke. 347 00:16:10,452 --> 00:16:12,214 Giving us meds that stop working 348 00:16:12,245 --> 00:16:14,215 and then pricing us out of the ones that do, 349 00:16:14,246 --> 00:16:16,508 - that's the joke. - Oh, here we go. 350 00:16:16,539 --> 00:16:17,551 Did you hear that doctor? 351 00:16:17,581 --> 00:16:18,759 She didn't even wanna tell me 352 00:16:18,790 --> 00:16:20,658 about the generic drug. 353 00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:24,393 Well, just like the great slaves of the South... 354 00:16:24,424 --> 00:16:25,935 - Oh, don't do that, man. - All right, Frank, 355 00:16:25,965 --> 00:16:27,060 you need to stop right there. That's enough. 356 00:16:27,090 --> 00:16:28,227 ...decades of forced labor 357 00:16:28,257 --> 00:16:29,935 in the fields have left us 358 00:16:29,965 --> 00:16:31,931 - Kunta Kinte strong. - Frank. 359 00:16:31,962 --> 00:16:34,391 Gonna take more than a few side effects 360 00:16:34,422 --> 00:16:36,267 to break our spirits. 361 00:16:36,298 --> 00:16:38,907 Swing low, sweet chariot. 362 00:16:42,281 --> 00:16:44,584 It's time for the field hands 363 00:16:45,090 --> 00:16:46,236 to rise. 364 00:16:46,632 --> 00:16:48,935 - I'm about to fuck you up. - Wait, wait, wait, stop. 365 00:16:48,965 --> 00:16:50,561 What are you doing? 366 00:16:50,591 --> 00:16:52,935 What the fuck are you do... Get your ass out of my face! 367 00:16:52,965 --> 00:16:54,394 Frank! 368 00:17:01,215 --> 00:17:02,215 Nothing. 369 00:17:04,632 --> 00:17:06,602 I got nothing. 370 00:17:14,798 --> 00:17:17,352 I mean, we're high school juniors, 371 00:17:17,382 --> 00:17:19,644 and she's still confused about her sexuality? 372 00:17:19,674 --> 00:17:21,310 Enjoy your lunch, you guys. 373 00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:24,394 I mean, how many times can a heart get broken, you know? 374 00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:28,310 I can't talk right now, Fiona. 375 00:17:28,340 --> 00:17:29,686 Are you still at Patsy's? 376 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,768 Oh, never mind. I see you. 377 00:17:31,798 --> 00:17:32,977 What's going on? 378 00:17:33,007 --> 00:17:34,852 Ugh. My brother's going to prison, 379 00:17:34,882 --> 00:17:37,158 and my sister's losing her shit. 380 00:17:37,882 --> 00:17:40,102 Hi. Hi. 381 00:17:40,132 --> 00:17:41,686 Alex. She's cute. 382 00:17:41,716 --> 00:17:43,143 - Can I borrow her for a sec? - Yeah. 383 00:17:43,173 --> 00:17:44,603 Come on. 384 00:17:46,228 --> 00:17:48,365 I think it's time for an intervention. 385 00:17:48,396 --> 00:17:50,740 Why doesn't anyone accept the fact that I'm gay? 386 00:17:50,771 --> 00:17:52,470 No, not you, Ian. 387 00:17:52,508 --> 00:17:53,844 That bitch Geneva got in his head. 388 00:17:53,875 --> 00:17:56,017 I think he's considering not taking a plea deal. 389 00:17:56,048 --> 00:17:57,767 - How do you know? - I was there. 390 00:17:57,798 --> 00:17:59,061 You went into his lawyer meeting? 391 00:17:59,091 --> 00:18:00,852 That-that's what "I was there" means. 392 00:18:00,883 --> 00:18:02,313 Tell me you didn't go all Fiona on him 393 00:18:02,343 --> 00:18:04,078 and tell him what he's supposed to do. 394 00:18:04,579 --> 00:18:06,383 "Going Fiona" is not a thing. 395 00:18:06,414 --> 00:18:08,176 Trust me. It's a thing. 396 00:18:08,207 --> 00:18:09,561 Where is he now? 397 00:18:09,591 --> 00:18:10,810 I don't know. He took off. 398 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:13,325 He's not answering calls or texts. 399 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,438 He's a grown man, Fiona. 400 00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:17,689 Sounds like he doesn't want to talk to you. 401 00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:19,595 Might be time to let go. 402 00:18:48,340 --> 00:18:51,269 Will you be called to make sacrifices? 403 00:18:51,299 --> 00:18:53,935 Yes, but the pride you'll earn 404 00:18:53,965 --> 00:18:55,299 in service to this country 405 00:18:55,330 --> 00:18:57,883 will outweigh the loss you may sustain 406 00:18:57,914 --> 00:19:00,899 at the hands of our nation's foes. 407 00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:03,519 Enjoy the food, 408 00:19:03,549 --> 00:19:05,269 and with any luck, 409 00:19:05,299 --> 00:19:08,561 we'll be buried side by side at Arlington one day. 410 00:19:16,257 --> 00:19:18,269 Want a little spice in your punch? 411 00:19:18,299 --> 00:19:19,299 What? 412 00:19:19,882 --> 00:19:21,002 Absinthe. 413 00:19:21,437 --> 00:19:22,525 Sure. 414 00:19:26,537 --> 00:19:28,257 - I'm Kelly. - Carl. 415 00:19:28,466 --> 00:19:30,394 Are you a candidate for West Point? 416 00:19:30,424 --> 00:19:32,519 Am I one of these pussies? No. 417 00:19:32,549 --> 00:19:34,727 Annapolis-bound, much to the chagrin 418 00:19:34,757 --> 00:19:36,080 of Old Iron Legs there. 419 00:19:36,111 --> 00:19:37,206 Major Keefe? 420 00:19:37,275 --> 00:19:38,661 He's my dad. 421 00:19:38,879 --> 00:19:40,433 Is that a clip-on tie? 422 00:19:40,674 --> 00:19:43,269 Uh, yeah. I don't know how to tie a real one. 423 00:19:43,299 --> 00:19:45,534 No shit. 424 00:19:45,970 --> 00:19:47,610 - Well, that's interesting. - Kelly. 425 00:19:47,923 --> 00:19:48,634 Hi. 426 00:19:48,666 --> 00:19:49,666 Hi. 427 00:19:49,874 --> 00:19:51,111 What's your name? 428 00:19:51,142 --> 00:19:52,934 Jackson Ehrenreich. 429 00:19:52,965 --> 00:19:55,436 We met at the cotillion, 430 00:19:55,466 --> 00:19:57,352 fooled around a bit in the coat check. 431 00:19:59,845 --> 00:20:02,955 My dick sort of... bent hard to the left. 432 00:20:03,506 --> 00:20:04,601 Yikes. 433 00:20:04,632 --> 00:20:05,759 Jacob, was it? 434 00:20:05,811 --> 00:20:06,864 Jackson. 435 00:20:07,050 --> 00:20:08,312 - Ehrenreich. - Right. 436 00:20:08,343 --> 00:20:09,397 That's a different Kelly. 437 00:20:09,428 --> 00:20:11,231 I think I saw her in the map room earlier. 438 00:20:11,262 --> 00:20:13,565 Straight down that way, then a hard to the left. 439 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,392 Douchebag. 440 00:20:17,556 --> 00:20:19,458 I was barely conscious. 441 00:20:20,460 --> 00:20:23,013 Let's go sample Daddy Dearest's scotch collection. 442 00:20:23,044 --> 00:20:26,014 And I'm proud to defend you women 443 00:20:26,045 --> 00:20:27,697 and all the women of Chicago 444 00:20:27,728 --> 00:20:29,907 against the scourge on society 445 00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:31,991 that is the clueless man. 446 00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:34,159 # TimesUp, my sisters. 447 00:20:34,190 --> 00:20:37,534 Oh, and #MeToo. What do you think? 448 00:20:37,565 --> 00:20:38,744 You hard, Kermit? 449 00:20:38,775 --> 00:20:40,078 Yup. 450 00:20:40,109 --> 00:20:42,079 - Tommy? - Oh, yeah. 451 00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:43,788 Great. 452 00:20:43,819 --> 00:20:45,831 You two assholes have stiffies, 453 00:20:45,862 --> 00:20:47,869 and little Frank is turtling. 454 00:20:47,900 --> 00:20:49,122 Maybe that's 'cause you're watching porn 455 00:20:49,152 --> 00:20:52,247 with Kermit and Tommy. The usual, Libby? 456 00:20:52,309 --> 00:20:54,029 - It's a workday, ain't it? - Turn that porn off. 457 00:20:54,059 --> 00:20:56,363 We're gonna have to lower our own Vagina Safe rating. 458 00:20:56,394 --> 00:20:58,655 Are my eyelids moving? 459 00:20:58,686 --> 00:21:01,547 I think my face is paralyzed. 460 00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:05,519 Did you just gargle with rubbing alcohol? 461 00:21:05,549 --> 00:21:07,494 Yeah. If you had the dick in your mouth 462 00:21:07,525 --> 00:21:09,954 that I just had in mine, you would too. 463 00:21:09,985 --> 00:21:11,978 Hey, Libby... 464 00:21:12,009 --> 00:21:13,604 I'm off-duty. 465 00:21:14,585 --> 00:21:16,299 Pay off-duty rates. 466 00:21:19,265 --> 00:21:20,861 Let's get this over with. 467 00:21:28,081 --> 00:21:29,509 Coming. 468 00:21:29,882 --> 00:21:31,549 Hi, Mr. Milkovich. 469 00:21:31,580 --> 00:21:34,051 Mickey's in Mexico. Fuck off, rectum boy. 470 00:21:34,082 --> 00:21:35,759 I'm not here to see Mickey. 471 00:21:35,798 --> 00:21:37,018 I'm here to see you. 472 00:21:37,048 --> 00:21:38,644 What, you trying to faggify all of us? 473 00:21:38,674 --> 00:21:41,060 You don't faggify people. That's not how... 474 00:21:41,090 --> 00:21:43,144 how much time'd you do in the pen? 475 00:21:43,174 --> 00:21:45,060 Eighteen years, on and off. 476 00:21:45,090 --> 00:21:46,269 How bad was it? 477 00:21:46,299 --> 00:21:48,352 Depends on your definition of bad. 478 00:21:48,382 --> 00:21:51,227 Mouth- and ass-rapings... which you'd probably enjoy... 479 00:21:51,257 --> 00:21:52,977 beatings by the guards, food sucked... 480 00:21:53,007 --> 00:21:54,394 You were mouth- and ass-raped? 481 00:21:54,424 --> 00:21:55,893 You kidding? I did the raping. 482 00:21:55,923 --> 00:21:57,810 Milkoviches don't bottom. 483 00:21:57,840 --> 00:21:59,644 Was Mickey adopted? 484 00:21:59,674 --> 00:22:00,893 Fuck off, Gallagher. 485 00:22:00,923 --> 00:22:02,644 Okay, rapings... 486 00:22:02,674 --> 00:22:04,394 food, guards... I can handle that shit. 487 00:22:04,424 --> 00:22:05,477 I just need to know if... 488 00:22:05,507 --> 00:22:07,744 Anyone can handle that shit. 489 00:22:07,775 --> 00:22:09,595 It's the boredom that'll kill you. 490 00:22:10,152 --> 00:22:12,122 Starts out, you're figuring out your surroundings. 491 00:22:12,153 --> 00:22:13,998 Then the day-to-day sets in. 492 00:22:14,029 --> 00:22:16,083 Start reading books, lifting weights, 493 00:22:16,114 --> 00:22:18,417 fuck a few of the pussy boys in the yard, 494 00:22:18,448 --> 00:22:21,002 but you're in the same place with the same assholes, 495 00:22:21,033 --> 00:22:23,253 doing the same shit every second of every hour 496 00:22:23,284 --> 00:22:26,311 of every day of every goddamned year. 497 00:22:27,694 --> 00:22:30,637 I was you, I'd pack my shit and run. 498 00:22:39,060 --> 00:22:40,237 Hi, Satchel Boy. 499 00:22:40,798 --> 00:22:42,060 What do you want, Sissy? 500 00:22:42,090 --> 00:22:43,686 Just wondering how your day was. 501 00:22:43,716 --> 00:22:45,450 Todd? 502 00:22:45,761 --> 00:22:47,398 Todd? 503 00:22:47,429 --> 00:22:49,024 Shut up! 504 00:22:49,539 --> 00:22:51,227 I'm just-just trying to be friendly. 505 00:22:52,632 --> 00:22:54,185 My day was fine. 506 00:22:54,215 --> 00:22:56,144 Good, good. 507 00:23:09,132 --> 00:23:10,644 Don't-don't stop. 508 00:23:10,674 --> 00:23:12,810 I'm starting to feel something. 509 00:23:13,757 --> 00:23:15,644 Ugh, fuck this. 510 00:23:15,940 --> 00:23:17,430 I gotta stop. 511 00:23:17,569 --> 00:23:18,804 Why? 512 00:23:20,148 --> 00:23:21,784 Because my neck is killing me, 513 00:23:21,815 --> 00:23:24,414 my-my knees are hurting... 514 00:23:28,325 --> 00:23:29,877 God. 515 00:23:30,048 --> 00:23:31,852 Just give me a few minutes. We'll go again. 516 00:23:31,882 --> 00:23:35,960 No, it's a side effect of my liver meds. 517 00:23:37,242 --> 00:23:38,561 Damn. 518 00:23:38,591 --> 00:23:40,359 It's generic. 519 00:23:40,710 --> 00:23:43,222 I can't afford the brand name. 520 00:23:44,476 --> 00:23:45,848 Here. 521 00:23:45,879 --> 00:23:47,955 No, no, no. I-I... You keep it. 522 00:23:47,986 --> 00:23:49,767 I didn't get the job done. 523 00:23:49,798 --> 00:23:51,727 No, take it. 524 00:24:14,429 --> 00:24:15,810 Wanna have sex? 525 00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:17,164 Easy answer, yes, 526 00:24:17,195 --> 00:24:19,664 but Kev made me sign some form that I wouldn't 527 00:24:19,695 --> 00:24:22,249 fuck anyone who's too drunk to provide consent. 528 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:23,477 Who's Kev? 529 00:24:23,507 --> 00:24:25,477 He's the Vagina Safe guy. 530 00:24:25,507 --> 00:24:29,977 Tell Kev I can keep my own vagina safe. 531 00:24:41,007 --> 00:24:42,576 Kelly? 532 00:24:44,592 --> 00:24:46,411 Was that a yes? 533 00:24:47,965 --> 00:24:49,701 Ian? 534 00:24:52,674 --> 00:24:54,409 Ian! 535 00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:23,256 Fuck me. 536 00:25:23,741 --> 00:25:25,226 Ian? 537 00:25:27,744 --> 00:25:28,630 - Hey. - Hey. 538 00:25:28,661 --> 00:25:30,007 I've been texting you. 539 00:25:30,038 --> 00:25:31,235 Oh, there's a power outage at work. 540 00:25:31,265 --> 00:25:32,609 I went for a run. What's up? 541 00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:33,985 We gotta go find Ian. 542 00:25:34,016 --> 00:25:36,986 He jumped bail. I think he's skipping out on his hearing. 543 00:25:37,340 --> 00:25:38,546 How do you figure? 544 00:25:38,577 --> 00:25:40,257 He dyed his hair and his drawers are empty. 545 00:25:40,287 --> 00:25:43,049 Bus station or train station? Which one you want? 546 00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:44,304 Uh... 547 00:25:45,414 --> 00:25:46,538 neither. 548 00:25:46,569 --> 00:25:48,164 Sounds like he doesn't want to be found. 549 00:25:48,312 --> 00:25:50,589 I don't care if he wants to be found. 550 00:25:50,620 --> 00:25:52,632 He's a fugitive, and he's our brother. 551 00:25:52,663 --> 00:25:54,725 He gets caught like this, he's gonna get sent away 552 00:25:54,756 --> 00:25:57,351 for way longer than ten years. 553 00:25:57,382 --> 00:25:58,768 You're okay with him risking that? 554 00:25:58,798 --> 00:26:00,144 No, I'm not okay with that, 555 00:26:00,174 --> 00:26:01,757 but it's not up to me. 556 00:26:01,788 --> 00:26:03,382 He's an adult. He made a decision. 557 00:26:03,413 --> 00:26:04,966 It's the wrong decision. 558 00:26:05,632 --> 00:26:07,394 Did you go all Fiona on him? 559 00:26:07,424 --> 00:26:08,999 That is not a thing. 560 00:26:09,030 --> 00:26:11,203 Look, if you push someone too hard in one direction, 561 00:26:11,234 --> 00:26:12,859 they're just gonna run three times faster 562 00:26:12,890 --> 00:26:15,654 - in the other direction. - Or you can shove them so hard 563 00:26:15,685 --> 00:26:17,696 in the right direction that they do what's right. 564 00:26:17,757 --> 00:26:19,749 That's why it's called the right direction. 565 00:26:19,780 --> 00:26:22,125 So bus station or train station? 566 00:26:22,156 --> 00:26:23,507 Neither. 567 00:26:24,629 --> 00:26:26,365 Fine. 568 00:26:34,048 --> 00:26:36,727 And I think that, like, make sure we're stapling them 569 00:26:36,757 --> 00:26:37,852 really tight, 'cause remember at the last rally 570 00:26:37,882 --> 00:26:39,768 when they all fell off? Yeah. 571 00:26:39,798 --> 00:26:41,810 No, that's how we learned to not use glue. 572 00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:44,018 Okay, this is all looking really, really good. 573 00:26:44,048 --> 00:26:45,976 Make sure that we're stapling it on... 574 00:26:46,007 --> 00:26:47,977 Oh, uh, everyone not speaking at the march, 575 00:26:48,007 --> 00:26:49,310 take a break. 576 00:26:49,340 --> 00:26:51,492 We need the room for rehearsal. 577 00:26:52,214 --> 00:26:57,101 Women, I would like to welcome our newest speaker, Kevin Ball, 578 00:26:57,132 --> 00:26:58,394 and his partner, Veronica. 579 00:26:58,424 --> 00:26:59,977 - Welcome, guys. Hi. - Hello. 580 00:27:00,007 --> 00:27:01,727 Uh, Kevin, glad to have 581 00:27:01,757 --> 00:27:04,436 a man on board who understands the dangers we women face. 582 00:27:04,466 --> 00:27:06,867 Honored to be a part of the sisterhood. 583 00:27:07,631 --> 00:27:08,893 Now, uh, 584 00:27:08,924 --> 00:27:10,519 audiences at these marches 585 00:27:10,549 --> 00:27:12,227 have zero attention span, 586 00:27:12,257 --> 00:27:14,718 so we've gotta keep this ship moving. 587 00:27:14,749 --> 00:27:16,969 Let's run a cue-to-cue. 588 00:27:17,206 --> 00:27:19,135 Uh, order's right there. Stage one. 589 00:27:19,252 --> 00:27:21,263 Each of you stand, give the first 590 00:27:21,294 --> 00:27:22,764 and last lines of your speech 591 00:27:22,795 --> 00:27:25,973 so the next person knows when it's her... or his... 592 00:27:26,004 --> 00:27:27,257 turn to speak. 593 00:27:27,288 --> 00:27:29,606 Charisma, what's your first line? 594 00:27:32,703 --> 00:27:34,679 Twelve years ago, I was gang-raped 595 00:27:34,710 --> 00:27:35,888 in a bathroom 596 00:27:35,919 --> 00:27:38,472 near the level two east concession stand. 597 00:27:38,798 --> 00:27:40,227 And last line. 598 00:27:40,257 --> 00:27:41,935 With my family's support, 599 00:27:41,965 --> 00:27:44,906 I can finally get out of bed during football season. 600 00:27:44,937 --> 00:27:48,328 Applause, applause, applause. Loyola, that's your cue. 601 00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:51,829 Uh, when I was 16, I woke up in an alley on my birthday. 602 00:27:52,675 --> 00:27:54,686 Blah, blah, blah. 603 00:27:55,913 --> 00:27:57,424 I'm a stronger woman now, 604 00:27:57,455 --> 00:28:00,259 and I can finally defecate pain-free. 605 00:28:00,290 --> 00:28:03,135 I got my first abortion when I was 14. 606 00:28:03,166 --> 00:28:06,094 I was sex-trafficked at the age of six. 607 00:28:06,125 --> 00:28:08,220 I was 13 when I was circumcised. 608 00:28:08,251 --> 00:28:10,596 I just want my clitoris back. 609 00:28:10,627 --> 00:28:12,014 Fuck men. 610 00:28:12,103 --> 00:28:14,156 Fuck 'em up the ass. 611 00:28:14,187 --> 00:28:15,657 Fuck all of them. 612 00:28:17,064 --> 00:28:18,409 So, Kevin, when you hear, 613 00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:20,701 "Fuck men. Fuck them up the ass. Fuck all of them," 614 00:28:20,732 --> 00:28:22,148 that's when you go. 615 00:28:28,030 --> 00:28:30,099 Okay, 3:30 group, you can go in now. 616 00:28:31,445 --> 00:28:33,367 Sir, I'm sorry. 617 00:28:33,398 --> 00:28:35,452 Everyone in this group has to go in now. 618 00:28:35,483 --> 00:28:36,869 I'm just waiting for someone. 619 00:28:36,900 --> 00:28:39,046 Is there any way we can go in the next group? 620 00:28:39,077 --> 00:28:41,964 It's now or never. Sorry. 621 00:28:44,590 --> 00:28:45,810 Come right this way. 622 00:28:45,841 --> 00:28:47,853 Step on, step ahead. 623 00:28:50,007 --> 00:28:51,644 ♪ I think I found ♪ 624 00:28:51,674 --> 00:28:53,185 ♪ The answer to ♪ 625 00:28:53,215 --> 00:28:54,935 ♪ My shaking hands ♪ 626 00:28:54,965 --> 00:28:56,768 ♪ Is a steady you ♪ 627 00:28:56,798 --> 00:28:58,519 ♪ I think you know ♪ 628 00:28:58,549 --> 00:29:00,310 ♪ That what I need ♪ 629 00:29:00,340 --> 00:29:01,852 ♪ Is a balanced heart ♪ 630 00:29:01,882 --> 00:29:04,018 ♪ To steady me ♪ 631 00:29:10,220 --> 00:29:12,065 ♪ There's a diamond on an island ♪ 632 00:29:12,096 --> 00:29:14,524 ♪ In the middle of my soul ♪ 633 00:29:16,591 --> 00:29:18,352 ♪ But it's sinking to the bottom ♪ 634 00:29:18,382 --> 00:29:20,561 ♪ Of the salt water ♪ 635 00:29:20,591 --> 00:29:22,768 ♪ That is my self-control ♪ 636 00:29:24,382 --> 00:29:26,893 ♪ Line upon line ♪ 637 00:29:26,923 --> 00:29:30,269 ♪ I read a million words with nothing to say ♪ 638 00:29:30,299 --> 00:29:31,977 Fuck! 639 00:29:32,007 --> 00:29:33,060 ♪ But I feel all right being lost ♪ 640 00:29:33,090 --> 00:29:34,602 Fuck. 641 00:29:34,632 --> 00:29:35,935 ♪ I'm just looking to forget ♪ 642 00:29:35,965 --> 00:29:38,018 ♪ The modern age ♪ 643 00:29:38,048 --> 00:29:40,269 ♪ I think I found ♪ 644 00:29:40,299 --> 00:29:41,893 ♪ The answer to ♪ 645 00:29:41,923 --> 00:29:43,394 ♪ My shaking hands ♪ 646 00:29:43,424 --> 00:29:45,477 ♪ Is a steady you ♪ 647 00:29:45,507 --> 00:29:47,394 ♪ I think you know ♪ 648 00:29:47,424 --> 00:29:48,768 ♪ That what I need ♪ 649 00:29:48,798 --> 00:29:50,436 ♪ Is a balanced heart ♪ 650 00:29:50,466 --> 00:29:52,144 ♪ To steady me ♪ 651 00:29:58,424 --> 00:30:00,400 Hey! What are you doing? 652 00:30:00,434 --> 00:30:01,571 How long are you gonna be in here? 653 00:30:01,601 --> 00:30:03,071 I need to wash my junk. 654 00:30:03,102 --> 00:30:04,227 What, like now? 655 00:30:04,257 --> 00:30:05,541 Like ten minutes ago. 656 00:30:05,572 --> 00:30:07,509 I think I had sex with a trashy girl. 657 00:30:07,540 --> 00:30:08,760 What do you mean you think? 658 00:30:08,791 --> 00:30:10,689 Uh, it was dark. Couldn't tell. 659 00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:12,314 How trashy we talking? 660 00:30:12,382 --> 00:30:14,810 Pretty trashy. 661 00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:16,602 Should've heard these women's stories. 662 00:30:16,632 --> 00:30:18,602 Rapes, beatings... I had no idea. 663 00:30:18,632 --> 00:30:20,102 If you had no idea, you've been 664 00:30:20,132 --> 00:30:21,768 walking around with blinders on. 665 00:30:21,798 --> 00:30:23,102 Do you know how many times a day 666 00:30:23,132 --> 00:30:25,102 a guy touches me inappropriately? 667 00:30:25,132 --> 00:30:27,436 Hell, some asshole on the L yesterday 668 00:30:27,466 --> 00:30:28,727 stuck his nose in my cooch, 669 00:30:28,757 --> 00:30:30,519 - said he lost his balance. - What? 670 00:30:30,549 --> 00:30:31,935 Yeah. A guy pulled 671 00:30:31,965 --> 00:30:33,810 my dress off my shoulder at a club Saturday. 672 00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:34,872 Licked my nipple. 673 00:30:34,903 --> 00:30:36,601 Never seen him before in my life. 674 00:30:36,632 --> 00:30:38,262 - Jesus. - I won't get 675 00:30:38,293 --> 00:30:39,846 on an escalator if I'm wearing a skirt. 676 00:30:39,877 --> 00:30:41,498 I wear a wedding ring everywhere 677 00:30:41,529 --> 00:30:43,153 to keep the assholes from bothering me. 678 00:30:43,184 --> 00:30:45,418 All right, we get it. Christ. 679 00:30:46,303 --> 00:30:47,395 I'm sorry. 680 00:30:47,426 --> 00:30:49,897 Is this stuff making you boys uncomfortable? 681 00:30:50,301 --> 00:30:51,952 Welcome to womanhood. 682 00:30:56,882 --> 00:30:58,102 What the hell is this? 683 00:30:58,132 --> 00:30:59,686 My phone? 684 00:30:59,716 --> 00:31:01,310 Did you film yourself fucking me 685 00:31:01,340 --> 00:31:02,686 while I was passed out? 686 00:31:02,716 --> 00:31:04,394 I filmed myself not fucking you as proof. 687 00:31:04,424 --> 00:31:05,519 Proof of what? 688 00:31:05,549 --> 00:31:06,602 Not fucking you. 689 00:31:06,632 --> 00:31:08,310 You lying piece of shit! 690 00:31:10,798 --> 00:31:12,227 Why didn't you just leave me here? 691 00:31:12,257 --> 00:31:13,644 I didn't want you to choke on your own puke. 692 00:31:13,674 --> 00:31:16,102 Bullshit! 693 00:31:16,132 --> 00:31:17,394 You're just like 694 00:31:17,424 --> 00:31:19,561 those rich pricks downstairs who think girls 695 00:31:19,591 --> 00:31:21,893 are their personal fuck toys. 696 00:31:21,923 --> 00:31:24,114 Your clip-on tie is gonna hurt way worse 697 00:31:24,145 --> 00:31:26,650 than a real one when I shove it 12... ah! 698 00:31:43,901 --> 00:31:46,053 What's going on? 699 00:32:23,957 --> 00:32:25,650 You got a knife? 700 00:32:34,270 --> 00:32:35,822 What are you doing? 701 00:32:35,915 --> 00:32:37,719 Electroshock therapy. 702 00:32:37,851 --> 00:32:39,613 I saw it on TV. 703 00:32:39,986 --> 00:32:41,957 It works. There are studies. 704 00:32:41,988 --> 00:32:43,806 Come here. 705 00:32:46,022 --> 00:32:48,674 Rich people pay a lot of money for expensive paddles. 706 00:32:48,705 --> 00:32:50,815 We're doing it the Gallagher way. 707 00:32:54,424 --> 00:32:55,967 When I tell you, 708 00:32:55,998 --> 00:32:57,560 you plug that in. 709 00:32:57,591 --> 00:32:58,394 Wait. 710 00:32:58,424 --> 00:33:00,200 Wait, wait. 711 00:33:06,507 --> 00:33:07,530 Here. 712 00:33:07,652 --> 00:33:10,804 Put these on. The rubber will protect you. 713 00:33:13,132 --> 00:33:14,875 And, uh, 714 00:33:14,906 --> 00:33:15,934 turn around. 715 00:33:15,965 --> 00:33:18,053 No boy should see his father like this. 716 00:33:18,084 --> 00:33:20,327 Ready? Do it! 717 00:33:20,538 --> 00:33:21,374 Really? 718 00:33:21,405 --> 00:33:22,913 What, did I stutter? I said... 719 00:33:33,671 --> 00:33:35,256 Should we start this thing? 720 00:33:36,340 --> 00:33:38,351 Well, is there anyone else coming or... 721 00:33:38,382 --> 00:33:39,686 It's the afternoon. 722 00:33:40,299 --> 00:33:42,366 Maybe everyone's stuck at work. 723 00:33:42,549 --> 00:33:44,788 Yeah, we're a bunch of alcoholics. 724 00:33:44,819 --> 00:33:47,706 What's the likelihood of us all holding down jobs? 725 00:33:48,132 --> 00:33:50,014 Shorter meeting would be better anyway. 726 00:33:50,045 --> 00:33:51,473 Need to get to a gig. 727 00:33:51,504 --> 00:33:52,974 What do you do? 728 00:33:53,038 --> 00:33:54,299 I'm a sober companion. 729 00:33:54,563 --> 00:33:55,533 A what? 730 00:33:55,564 --> 00:33:57,576 I'm a babysitter for drunks. 731 00:33:57,840 --> 00:33:59,513 If an addict has something coming up 732 00:33:59,514 --> 00:34:00,809 need to stay sober for, 733 00:34:00,882 --> 00:34:02,768 I keep them away from the booze. 734 00:34:02,798 --> 00:34:03,975 They pay you? 735 00:34:04,006 --> 00:34:06,101 I'm getting 100 bucks to keep some teacher dry 736 00:34:06,132 --> 00:34:07,977 before an annual review. 737 00:34:08,299 --> 00:34:09,686 I got five grand 738 00:34:09,717 --> 00:34:11,203 to keep a prep school quarterback 739 00:34:11,234 --> 00:34:12,845 sober during recruitment season. 740 00:34:16,284 --> 00:34:17,463 Anyway, 741 00:34:17,494 --> 00:34:20,374 should we review the steps and get out of Dodge? 742 00:34:20,405 --> 00:34:22,184 Yeah, let's do it. 743 00:34:25,174 --> 00:34:28,158 I swore, I swore, 744 00:34:28,189 --> 00:34:31,034 I wouldn't take her back again, and... 745 00:34:31,065 --> 00:34:32,939 after I took her back the third time... 746 00:34:32,970 --> 00:34:34,148 - Debbie? - Mm. 747 00:34:34,249 --> 00:34:35,802 Did you hear anything I just said? 748 00:34:35,833 --> 00:34:37,303 Yeah. 749 00:34:37,589 --> 00:34:40,143 - No. - Jesus! 750 00:34:40,174 --> 00:34:41,478 I'm sorry. 751 00:34:41,509 --> 00:34:43,521 We've just been sitting here for eight hours. 752 00:34:43,718 --> 00:34:45,533 I don't like talking about my feelings. 753 00:34:45,564 --> 00:34:48,924 It's called lesbianism, Debbie. It's what we do. 754 00:34:48,965 --> 00:34:50,768 I thought sex with women is what lesbians do. 755 00:34:50,798 --> 00:34:52,992 Yeah, and you're bad at that too. 756 00:34:54,019 --> 00:34:56,490 So do you guys wanna hear the dinner specials? 757 00:34:56,521 --> 00:34:58,705 No, we do not. Thanks. 758 00:34:58,736 --> 00:34:59,790 Come on, Franny. 759 00:35:00,132 --> 00:35:01,517 Are you kidding me? 760 00:35:01,548 --> 00:35:03,642 I'm supposed to pay for all this food 761 00:35:03,673 --> 00:35:05,025 - we ate? - I don't know. 762 00:35:05,056 --> 00:35:06,167 Why don't you spend the next eight hours 763 00:35:06,197 --> 00:35:06,983 talking it over with yourself 764 00:35:07,014 --> 00:35:08,666 and let me know what you decide? 765 00:35:10,735 --> 00:35:12,762 You make me want cock again! 766 00:35:16,515 --> 00:35:18,103 Hi. 767 00:35:18,392 --> 00:35:19,775 How were the blueprints? 768 00:35:20,170 --> 00:35:21,260 I don't know. 769 00:35:21,291 --> 00:35:23,641 Couldn't see anything through my blinding rage. 770 00:35:23,672 --> 00:35:25,684 I'm so sorry. Ian went AWOL 771 00:35:25,715 --> 00:35:26,846 after his lawyer meeting, and... 772 00:35:26,876 --> 00:35:27,666 And? 773 00:35:27,697 --> 00:35:28,991 Well, I had to go look for him. 774 00:35:29,022 --> 00:35:30,035 Why? 775 00:35:31,007 --> 00:35:32,317 What do you mean why? 776 00:35:32,348 --> 00:35:33,768 Because he's my brother. 777 00:35:33,798 --> 00:35:35,270 Your adult brother. 778 00:35:35,301 --> 00:35:37,146 He's not your responsibility, Fiona. 779 00:35:37,177 --> 00:35:39,102 The only responsibility you had today 780 00:35:39,132 --> 00:35:40,935 was to come to an architecture exhibit 781 00:35:40,965 --> 00:35:42,977 that I bought tickets to six months ago. 782 00:35:43,007 --> 00:35:44,727 That was your responsibility. 783 00:35:44,757 --> 00:35:47,519 You're gonna lecture me about responsibility, 784 00:35:47,549 --> 00:35:49,519 Mr. Lone Wolf, "I never loved anything 785 00:35:49,549 --> 00:35:52,269 that didn't involve reclaimed wood"? 786 00:35:52,299 --> 00:35:54,269 You don't have brothers or sisters. 787 00:35:54,299 --> 00:35:56,561 You left your mother in Ireland. 788 00:35:56,591 --> 00:35:58,852 You fathered children all over the world 789 00:35:58,882 --> 00:36:01,977 that you seemingly feel no obligation to take care of, 790 00:36:02,007 --> 00:36:03,269 so when in your life 791 00:36:03,299 --> 00:36:04,893 have you ever felt responsibility 792 00:36:04,923 --> 00:36:06,310 - to anyone? - Now. 793 00:36:06,340 --> 00:36:08,409 - Yeah, to who? - To you. 794 00:36:11,257 --> 00:36:13,060 You've got a few first-degree burns 795 00:36:13,090 --> 00:36:14,602 in your scrotal and penile regions 796 00:36:14,632 --> 00:36:18,477 but no permanent damage to the twig and/or berries. 797 00:36:18,507 --> 00:36:20,227 We're gonna keep you overnight, just to monitor 798 00:36:20,257 --> 00:36:21,561 for any irregularities of your heartbeat, 799 00:36:21,591 --> 00:36:23,018 but you should be able to go home tomorrow. 800 00:36:23,048 --> 00:36:24,519 Thanks, Doctor. 801 00:36:24,549 --> 00:36:25,801 Thanks for nothing. 802 00:36:26,965 --> 00:36:30,004 My dick's not only soft. It's charred. 803 00:36:30,035 --> 00:36:33,172 Looks like a Fourth of July barbecue down there. 804 00:36:33,203 --> 00:36:34,839 You better get your shit together, Frank. 805 00:36:34,870 --> 00:36:36,518 Kev and I are not gonna spend our lives 806 00:36:36,549 --> 00:36:38,018 running you back and forth to the hospital 807 00:36:38,048 --> 00:36:39,191 every time Liam calls... 808 00:36:39,222 --> 00:36:41,723 not for your liver and definitely not for your penis. 809 00:36:41,754 --> 00:36:44,891 Don't blame me. Blame the aristocracy. 810 00:36:45,018 --> 00:36:48,155 Poor people have sex, Veronica, a lot of it, 811 00:36:48,186 --> 00:36:50,364 because you know why? It's free. 812 00:36:50,650 --> 00:36:52,591 You pay for movies. You pay for beer... 813 00:36:52,622 --> 00:36:54,093 - You don't pay for beer. - ...but if you're 814 00:36:54,123 --> 00:36:56,260 a halfway decent-looking person, 815 00:36:56,345 --> 00:36:57,518 you can get laid, 816 00:36:57,549 --> 00:36:59,060 but the aristocracy 817 00:36:59,090 --> 00:37:01,269 doesn't want poor people getting laid 818 00:37:01,299 --> 00:37:04,060 because that means more poor people being born, 819 00:37:04,090 --> 00:37:06,144 so they take our erections. 820 00:37:06,174 --> 00:37:08,477 They jack up the prices of the drugs that work 821 00:37:08,507 --> 00:37:10,852 and push us into drugs that steal our manhood. 822 00:37:10,882 --> 00:37:12,802 An erection does not make a man. 823 00:37:12,833 --> 00:37:14,719 Making good choices makes a man, 824 00:37:14,750 --> 00:37:15,977 and right now, you have to choose 825 00:37:16,007 --> 00:37:17,505 between your penis and your liver, 826 00:37:17,536 --> 00:37:19,726 and, Frank, make the right choice. 827 00:37:21,798 --> 00:37:22,798 Come on, baby. 828 00:37:40,757 --> 00:37:42,867 Lesbianism fucking sucks. 829 00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:46,367 Why is there a lamp on the floor? 830 00:37:49,079 --> 00:37:51,980 Women fucking suck. 831 00:37:53,294 --> 00:37:56,195 Why does it smell like burnt human in here? 832 00:38:02,215 --> 00:38:03,780 Hi, Satchel Boy. 833 00:38:03,811 --> 00:38:05,428 Sissy? 834 00:38:05,886 --> 00:38:08,523 What are you doing here? 835 00:38:08,554 --> 00:38:10,358 Moving in. 836 00:38:10,582 --> 00:38:12,011 Um, why? 837 00:38:12,042 --> 00:38:13,359 'Cause you need to provide for your family, 838 00:38:13,389 --> 00:38:13,957 asshole. 839 00:38:14,294 --> 00:38:16,028 Why? 840 00:38:17,493 --> 00:38:19,030 I'm pregnant. 841 00:38:27,311 --> 00:38:28,780 She doesn't even look pregnant. 842 00:38:28,811 --> 00:38:30,268 Well, she took a pregnancy test. 843 00:38:30,299 --> 00:38:31,522 She's definitely pregnant. 844 00:38:31,553 --> 00:38:33,398 And you guys are sure you actually had sex? 845 00:38:34,038 --> 00:38:35,366 No. 846 00:38:36,340 --> 00:38:37,296 When did this happen? 847 00:38:37,327 --> 00:38:38,327 Today. 848 00:38:38,466 --> 00:38:39,303 Today? 849 00:38:39,334 --> 00:38:41,663 Then it can't be yours, right? 850 00:38:41,715 --> 00:38:42,772 No. 851 00:38:42,803 --> 00:38:44,190 It's not yours, Liam. 852 00:38:44,382 --> 00:38:45,518 What should we do? 853 00:38:45,549 --> 00:38:46,561 Throw her out. 854 00:38:46,592 --> 00:38:47,770 She could be armed. 855 00:38:47,801 --> 00:38:49,521 She's definitely armed. 856 00:38:52,132 --> 00:38:54,249 I say we wait until Lip comes back. 857 00:38:54,798 --> 00:38:56,227 - What are you doing now? - I gotta get 858 00:38:56,257 --> 00:38:57,768 the rest of the dead dogs out of the basement. 859 00:38:57,798 --> 00:38:59,461 Could you watch Franny for me? I got stuff to do. 860 00:38:59,491 --> 00:39:01,544 - Lesbian stuff? - Fuck off. 861 00:39:01,575 --> 00:39:02,710 And hey, keep an eye on them. 862 00:39:02,741 --> 00:39:04,268 Make sure they don't bone anymore. 863 00:39:04,299 --> 00:39:05,852 Hey, Satchel Boy, come rub 864 00:39:05,882 --> 00:39:07,684 your baby mama's feet. 865 00:39:07,715 --> 00:39:08,717 What do I do? 866 00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:11,077 Pfft. Dude, I'd go rub her feet. 867 00:39:17,069 --> 00:39:18,789 Where are your pie-eating buddies? 868 00:39:18,952 --> 00:39:21,339 I'm, uh, flying solo tonight. 869 00:39:22,704 --> 00:39:24,796 You wanna change things up? 870 00:39:24,873 --> 00:39:27,219 You know, maybe try some Jell-O instead? 871 00:39:27,250 --> 00:39:30,261 Ah, no. Pie-pie's good. 872 00:39:30,292 --> 00:39:31,762 Thank you. 873 00:39:48,382 --> 00:39:50,227 Oh, you guys have a kid too. 874 00:39:50,257 --> 00:39:51,983 Oh, we should have a playdate sometime. 875 00:39:52,014 --> 00:39:53,651 - Sorry? - Who are you? 876 00:39:53,788 --> 00:39:54,944 I'm Debbie. 877 00:39:54,975 --> 00:39:57,143 Gallagher? Fiona's sister? 878 00:39:57,174 --> 00:39:58,577 Right, hi. 879 00:39:58,608 --> 00:39:59,608 Yeah? 880 00:39:59,882 --> 00:40:01,022 So... 881 00:40:01,882 --> 00:40:04,352 Uh, how did you guys know that you were lesbians? 882 00:40:04,383 --> 00:40:06,102 - Really? - Wow. 883 00:40:06,132 --> 00:40:07,852 Jesus Christ. 884 00:40:07,882 --> 00:40:08,810 You're a lesbian? 885 00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:09,460 Uh... 886 00:40:09,491 --> 00:40:11,169 What are all those keys for? 887 00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:12,046 I don't know. 888 00:40:12,188 --> 00:40:13,991 So confusing. 889 00:40:14,154 --> 00:40:17,245 What is confusing about it? You either like girls, 890 00:40:17,299 --> 00:40:18,139 or you don't. 891 00:40:18,170 --> 00:40:19,265 I thought I did, 892 00:40:19,296 --> 00:40:21,266 - but Alex... - Who's Alex? 893 00:40:21,297 --> 00:40:22,600 My ex-girlfriend. 894 00:40:22,631 --> 00:40:25,102 She says I'm bad at lesbianism. 895 00:40:25,624 --> 00:40:26,843 I don't even know what that means. 896 00:40:26,873 --> 00:40:28,073 That's... okay... 897 00:40:28,104 --> 00:40:29,179 All right. 898 00:40:30,424 --> 00:40:32,450 - Look at me. - Oh, here we go. 899 00:40:35,681 --> 00:40:38,235 Are you thinking about my pussy right now? 900 00:40:38,266 --> 00:40:40,225 I wasn't, but... 901 00:40:53,022 --> 00:40:54,560 You like that? 902 00:40:57,952 --> 00:41:00,797 Then that's all the lesbian you need to be. 903 00:41:02,204 --> 00:41:03,757 She means you like what you like, 904 00:41:03,788 --> 00:41:06,675 and none of the rest of it matters, okay? 905 00:41:33,798 --> 00:41:35,409 The fuck? 906 00:41:41,660 --> 00:41:43,797 - Hey. - Jesus. Oh. 907 00:41:43,828 --> 00:41:44,923 Please don't hurt me. 908 00:41:45,381 --> 00:41:47,658 I'm not gonna hurt you. 909 00:41:48,549 --> 00:41:50,227 What are you burying? 910 00:41:50,257 --> 00:41:51,617 Dog. 911 00:41:52,597 --> 00:41:54,930 So this is where you live, huh? 912 00:41:55,364 --> 00:41:57,500 Yeah, uh, how'd you find me? 913 00:41:57,538 --> 00:41:59,467 Looked you up in the candidate roster. 914 00:41:59,660 --> 00:42:02,129 - Cute house. - Not really. 915 00:42:02,215 --> 00:42:04,469 I watched the video on your phone. 916 00:42:04,500 --> 00:42:06,054 How'd you find the password? 917 00:42:06,473 --> 00:42:08,359 Maybe don't use your house number. 918 00:42:08,390 --> 00:42:11,651 Well, how else am I supposed to remember where I live? 919 00:42:11,836 --> 00:42:14,806 You definitely had sex with some girl and filmed it, 920 00:42:14,852 --> 00:42:16,198 but it wasn't me. 921 00:42:16,229 --> 00:42:18,240 That was my ex, Kassidi. 922 00:42:18,271 --> 00:42:19,741 So you're single? 923 00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:21,305 Yeah? 924 00:42:28,655 --> 00:42:31,209 You're an officer and a gentleman, 925 00:42:31,240 --> 00:42:32,876 Carl Gallagher. 926 00:42:41,436 --> 00:42:43,268 Oh-ho-ho, shit. 927 00:42:43,299 --> 00:42:44,644 Look who showed up! 928 00:42:44,674 --> 00:42:45,810 - What's going on, man? - What up? 929 00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:46,813 - How you doing? - Hey, Billy, 930 00:42:46,844 --> 00:42:48,508 let me get that jacket. 931 00:42:49,067 --> 00:42:51,495 I know you didn't come here to watch, did you? 932 00:42:52,025 --> 00:42:53,287 Wait right over there, 933 00:42:53,364 --> 00:42:54,938 by that bike. 934 00:43:01,798 --> 00:43:03,144 Ready? 935 00:43:03,174 --> 00:43:04,352 Ready? 936 00:43:15,923 --> 00:43:17,813 ♪ Stay away ♪ 937 00:43:17,844 --> 00:43:20,024 ♪ From all men ♪ 938 00:43:20,108 --> 00:43:23,036 ♪ 'Cause we're terrible people ♪ 939 00:43:23,067 --> 00:43:24,548 What are you doing? 940 00:43:25,137 --> 00:43:27,023 The girls couldn't sleep. 941 00:43:27,374 --> 00:43:29,553 Don't you have to finish your speech? 942 00:43:29,716 --> 00:43:32,407 Yeah, I'm gonna tell them I'm not gonna do it. 943 00:43:32,923 --> 00:43:34,561 Nothing I can say is gonna mean as much 944 00:43:34,591 --> 00:43:36,382 as what they have to say. 945 00:43:36,413 --> 00:43:38,055 You think? 946 00:43:38,493 --> 00:43:40,563 I wanna hug all women... 947 00:43:44,335 --> 00:43:46,235 ...all of them, 948 00:43:47,507 --> 00:43:48,977 everywhere I see them, 949 00:43:49,007 --> 00:43:50,774 to apologize. 950 00:43:51,555 --> 00:43:53,813 A random hug from a giant white stranger 951 00:43:53,844 --> 00:43:55,730 ain't gonna make us feel any more comfortable 952 00:43:55,761 --> 00:43:57,383 about men. 953 00:43:59,433 --> 00:44:01,653 You gotta go balls to the wall to that red building, 954 00:44:01,824 --> 00:44:03,462 but then you gotta roll off the throttle quick. 955 00:44:03,492 --> 00:44:05,171 Otherwise, you'll throw yourself 956 00:44:05,202 --> 00:44:07,297 into the live intersection. Got it? 957 00:44:07,328 --> 00:44:08,173 Got it. 958 00:44:08,204 --> 00:44:10,355 Let's go, let's go, let's go! 959 00:44:12,591 --> 00:44:15,501 Ready? Ready? 960 00:44:42,007 --> 00:44:43,269 Hey. 961 00:44:43,299 --> 00:44:46,310 More indie folk country? 962 00:44:46,340 --> 00:44:47,977 Can switch it if you want. 963 00:44:48,374 --> 00:44:49,994 It's fine. 964 00:44:50,466 --> 00:44:52,049 Where you been? 965 00:44:53,155 --> 00:44:55,000 Looking for Ian. 966 00:44:55,132 --> 00:44:56,617 Did you find him? 967 00:44:57,174 --> 00:44:58,330 No. 968 00:45:00,757 --> 00:45:02,727 - I'm gonna... - Yeah. 969 00:45:20,442 --> 00:45:21,935 I shouldn't have asked you to choose 970 00:45:21,965 --> 00:45:25,227 between an art exhibit and your brother. 971 00:45:27,257 --> 00:45:30,018 Turns out, he didn't want me choosing him. 972 00:45:31,632 --> 00:45:33,269 You're right. 973 00:45:33,299 --> 00:45:35,185 He's not a kid anymore. 974 00:45:35,215 --> 00:45:37,155 He doesn't need me. 975 00:45:37,186 --> 00:45:38,989 I don't know if any of them do. 976 00:45:40,873 --> 00:45:42,551 Would it help if I needed you? 977 00:45:42,999 --> 00:45:44,533 You don't need me. 978 00:45:44,564 --> 00:45:45,999 I do. 979 00:45:46,674 --> 00:45:48,060 I need you to save me 980 00:45:48,090 --> 00:45:50,644 from my horrible musical proclivities. 981 00:45:52,061 --> 00:45:53,452 Well... 982 00:45:54,062 --> 00:45:56,514 you can start by skipping this shit. 983 00:45:56,545 --> 00:45:57,556 Done. 984 00:46:12,048 --> 00:46:14,185 ♪ Tell me everywhere you want to go ♪ 985 00:46:14,215 --> 00:46:16,310 ♪ When you can't ♪ 986 00:46:16,340 --> 00:46:19,269 ♪ Find the magic ♪ 987 00:46:19,299 --> 00:46:22,018 ♪ Tell me anywhere you want to go ♪ 988 00:46:22,048 --> 00:46:23,352 ♪ When you can't ♪ 989 00:46:23,382 --> 00:46:25,852 ♪ Find the magic ♪ 990 00:46:25,882 --> 00:46:27,644 ♪ When you can't ♪ 991 00:46:27,674 --> 00:46:29,561 ♪ Find the magic ♪ 992 00:46:29,591 --> 00:46:31,727 ♪ I was being young ♪ 993 00:46:31,757 --> 00:46:33,561 ♪ I was being dumb ♪ 994 00:46:33,591 --> 00:46:37,352 ♪ When you can't find the magic ♪ 995 00:46:37,382 --> 00:46:39,477 ♪ Anymore ♪ 996 00:46:39,507 --> 00:46:41,269 You're awful. 997 00:46:41,299 --> 00:46:45,352 ♪ Yee-hee-hee ♪ 998 00:46:45,382 --> 00:46:47,144 ♪ Whoo-hoo-ooh ♪ 999 00:46:49,340 --> 00:46:52,102 ♪ Yee-hee-hee ♪ 1000 00:46:52,132 --> 00:46:53,561 It's a good look for you. 1001 00:46:53,591 --> 00:46:55,867 Mm. 1002 00:47:05,382 --> 00:47:06,905 So you didn't run. 1003 00:47:06,936 --> 00:47:10,338 Oh, no, I ran. I just ran back. 1004 00:47:10,904 --> 00:47:12,707 The hell happened to you? 1005 00:47:13,033 --> 00:47:15,878 Oh, I slid through the finish line on my ass. 1006 00:47:15,931 --> 00:47:16,811 Huh? 1007 00:47:16,842 --> 00:47:18,493 Don't worry about it. 1008 00:47:24,382 --> 00:47:26,233 You know, you really freaked out Fiona today. 1009 00:47:26,264 --> 00:47:27,650 Yeah. 1010 00:47:27,681 --> 00:47:28,999 She deserved it, though. 1011 00:47:30,716 --> 00:47:31,935 Should I tell her you're back? 1012 00:47:31,965 --> 00:47:33,784 No, let her sweat it out. 1013 00:47:34,507 --> 00:47:35,950 Okay. 1014 00:47:39,340 --> 00:47:41,117 Xan gone for good? 1015 00:47:42,716 --> 00:47:44,409 Probably. 1016 00:47:45,798 --> 00:47:48,310 You know, I never even got to see you in action 1017 00:47:48,340 --> 00:47:49,784 as a dad. 1018 00:47:51,530 --> 00:47:52,882 Imagine how much you're gonna miss 1019 00:47:52,913 --> 00:47:54,522 if you're gone for the next ten years. 1020 00:47:54,553 --> 00:47:58,107 Yeah. Debbie may or not be married to a woman. 1021 00:47:58,138 --> 00:47:59,483 Carl'll be a war criminal. 1022 00:47:59,514 --> 00:48:01,817 Liam will be the father of a ten-year-old. 1023 00:48:02,215 --> 00:48:03,108 Huh? 1024 00:48:03,139 --> 00:48:04,419 He thinks he got a girl pregnant. 1025 00:48:04,788 --> 00:48:05,874 Well, fuck me. Did he? 1026 00:48:05,905 --> 00:48:08,138 - No. It'd be great, though. - Jesus. 1027 00:48:08,169 --> 00:48:09,307 Fiona'd have a new kid to control. 1028 00:48:09,337 --> 00:48:10,781 Maybe she'd let up on us. 1029 00:48:11,306 --> 00:48:12,775 Doubtful. 1030 00:48:12,806 --> 00:48:13,902 Frank? 1031 00:48:13,933 --> 00:48:15,028 Dead. 1032 00:48:15,059 --> 00:48:16,059 You? 1033 00:48:16,554 --> 00:48:18,232 Still in AA, 1034 00:48:18,618 --> 00:48:20,770 if I haven't drunk myself to death. 1035 00:48:23,757 --> 00:48:25,269 Hey, do me a favor. 1036 00:48:25,299 --> 00:48:26,409 - Hmm? - Don't. 1037 00:48:32,132 --> 00:48:34,768 Need anything else before we kick you out of here? 1038 00:48:34,798 --> 00:48:37,322 I'm in considerable pain, actually. 1039 00:48:37,757 --> 00:48:40,227 Uh, do you have something that might help? 1040 00:48:40,257 --> 00:48:42,064 Vicodin, maybe? 1041 00:48:42,798 --> 00:48:44,477 Says here not to give you drugs. 1042 00:48:44,788 --> 00:48:46,606 Where's it say that? 1043 00:48:55,798 --> 00:48:57,602 Fucker! Get me a bear! 1044 00:48:57,632 --> 00:48:59,852 Fifty-two-year-old female, Ingrid Jones, 1045 00:48:59,882 --> 00:49:01,269 psychotic break of undetermined origin. 1046 00:49:01,299 --> 00:49:02,977 Get me 50 milligrams more 1047 00:49:03,007 --> 00:49:05,185 of Thorazine and some benzodiazepine 1048 00:49:05,215 --> 00:49:06,992 to room 267. 1049 00:49:17,048 --> 00:49:19,393 - Are you the next of kin? - Sure. 1050 00:49:19,424 --> 00:49:22,143 The Thorazine's kicking in, so she's calm for now. 1051 00:49:22,174 --> 00:49:24,041 If anything happens, just hit the red button 1052 00:49:24,072 --> 00:49:25,042 by the bed, yes? 1053 00:49:25,073 --> 00:49:26,283 Yes. 1054 00:49:26,314 --> 00:49:28,076 You might send up some Vicodin. 1055 00:49:28,107 --> 00:49:29,451 She responds well to that. 1056 00:49:29,482 --> 00:49:31,467 Okay, thank you. 1057 00:49:33,483 --> 00:49:37,135 Hey. Looking for Vicodin? 1058 00:49:43,215 --> 00:49:44,877 Always. 1059 00:49:45,345 --> 00:49:46,940 Got some in my pocket. 1060 00:49:47,728 --> 00:49:49,477 We could do the "one for you, 1061 00:49:49,507 --> 00:49:50,853 two for me" thing. 1062 00:49:51,549 --> 00:49:53,463 Come on, reach on in there. 1063 00:49:53,712 --> 00:49:56,446 Well, I, um... 1064 00:49:58,382 --> 00:50:00,111 Sure. 1065 00:50:00,629 --> 00:50:01,877 Which pocket? 1066 00:50:01,908 --> 00:50:03,611 It's the front right. 1067 00:50:06,929 --> 00:50:08,774 Um, I'm not feeling... 1068 00:50:08,805 --> 00:50:10,463 Yeah, go deeper. 1069 00:50:13,382 --> 00:50:15,060 You smell nice. 1070 00:50:15,090 --> 00:50:15,869 Mm. 1071 00:50:15,900 --> 00:50:17,037 Thanks. 1072 00:50:17,068 --> 00:50:19,205 Uh, I c... I can't find it. 1073 00:50:19,236 --> 00:50:20,789 Um, hey, why don't you 1074 00:50:20,820 --> 00:50:23,810 just, um, undo this belt and I'll-I'll get it? 1075 00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:25,810 No, I don't think I should do that. 1076 00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:28,060 Oh, come on. 1077 00:50:28,090 --> 00:50:30,060 You think I could actually get out of here 1078 00:50:30,090 --> 00:50:32,018 if you just undo one? 1079 00:50:34,549 --> 00:50:35,893 Okay. 1080 00:50:40,174 --> 00:50:42,185 Oh, God. 1081 00:50:47,340 --> 00:50:48,634 Oh! 1082 00:50:48,665 --> 00:50:51,392 Say you're sorry, Timmy! Say you're sorry! 1083 00:50:54,882 --> 00:50:57,150 Mwah! 1084 00:50:57,181 --> 00:50:59,901 That's for Sara Beth, you fucker! 1085 00:51:07,392 --> 00:51:09,446 We got a runner! Hey! 1086 00:51:12,649 --> 00:51:15,002 Well, hello, old friend. 1087 00:51:27,507 --> 00:51:29,564 Hey there, Shim. 1088 00:51:32,007 --> 00:51:34,144 Haven't heard from you in a while. Just... 1089 00:51:34,174 --> 00:51:36,144 figured I'd try you one last time 1090 00:51:36,174 --> 00:51:38,617 before heading into the slammer. 1091 00:51:39,130 --> 00:51:41,114 Sort of why I'm reaching out here. 1092 00:51:43,036 --> 00:51:45,006 If you could just... 1093 00:51:45,037 --> 00:51:46,381 talk to me 1094 00:51:46,573 --> 00:51:48,377 one last time, 1095 00:51:48,463 --> 00:51:50,058 let me know what you think I should do, 1096 00:51:50,089 --> 00:51:52,924 I would really appreciate that. 1097 00:51:53,549 --> 00:51:54,549 Hey. 1098 00:51:54,689 --> 00:51:56,306 You ready? 1099 00:51:57,958 --> 00:51:59,427 All right. 1100 00:52:18,466 --> 00:52:19,810 I hate your hair. 1101 00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:21,352 So do I. 1102 00:52:21,382 --> 00:52:22,768 It's not that bad. 1103 00:52:22,798 --> 00:52:23,935 It looks the exact same. 1104 00:52:23,965 --> 00:52:25,519 Ride with me? 1105 00:52:27,439 --> 00:52:28,659 Hey. 1106 00:52:31,466 --> 00:52:34,088 Whatever you wanna do in that courtroom, 1107 00:52:34,676 --> 00:52:36,104 I'm with you. 1108 00:52:39,632 --> 00:52:40,632 Thanks. 1109 00:52:46,782 --> 00:52:48,244 You coming? 1110 00:52:49,062 --> 00:52:50,615 Want me to? 1111 00:52:50,646 --> 00:52:52,184 You gonna say anything? 1112 00:52:52,277 --> 00:52:53,540 No. 1113 00:53:04,174 --> 00:53:06,450 - Excuse me. - Uh-huh. 1114 00:53:08,257 --> 00:53:10,409 All rise. 1115 00:53:15,142 --> 00:53:17,336 Please be seated. 1116 00:53:21,143 --> 00:53:24,405 So you're this Gay Jesus I've heard so much about. 1117 00:53:24,436 --> 00:53:26,791 Uh, 1118 00:53:26,878 --> 00:53:28,390 no, no, Your Honor. 1119 00:53:28,421 --> 00:53:30,752 Uh, I mean yes, but... 1120 00:53:31,324 --> 00:53:33,544 my name is Ian Gallagher. 1121 00:53:33,792 --> 00:53:35,929 All right, Mr. Gallagher. In the case 1122 00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:38,430 of the state of Illinois versus Ian Gallagher 1123 00:53:38,461 --> 00:53:39,472 for the felony crime 1124 00:53:39,503 --> 00:53:41,682 of arson, how do you plead? 1125 00:53:42,007 --> 00:53:43,727 Your Honor, a young man 1126 00:53:43,757 --> 00:53:45,144 was being forced into a van 1127 00:53:45,174 --> 00:53:46,142 against his will 1128 00:53:46,173 --> 00:53:48,643 to be taken to a conversion camp. 1129 00:53:48,674 --> 00:53:51,415 His would-be captors wanted to deny him 1130 00:53:51,446 --> 00:53:54,040 of his true nature, and I stopped that from happening, 1131 00:53:54,090 --> 00:53:56,269 so I will not apologize for that, 1132 00:53:56,299 --> 00:53:58,477 and the people who were trying to change him 1133 00:53:58,507 --> 00:54:00,394 were his family, people who were supposed 1134 00:54:00,424 --> 00:54:01,893 to love him for who he was 1135 00:54:01,923 --> 00:54:04,686 unconditionally, like my family... 1136 00:54:04,716 --> 00:54:07,284 has loved me. 1137 00:54:09,826 --> 00:54:11,813 And to not love... 1138 00:54:12,544 --> 00:54:14,055 that is the true crime. 1139 00:54:14,673 --> 00:54:16,877 And at the end of the day, everything I did, 1140 00:54:16,908 --> 00:54:18,003 I did in the hopes 1141 00:54:18,307 --> 00:54:19,853 that we would learn to love each other 1142 00:54:19,884 --> 00:54:22,970 the way that Jesus taught and God intended, 1143 00:54:23,384 --> 00:54:25,869 and, more importantly, the-the way that we all need. 1144 00:54:26,422 --> 00:54:28,541 But I understand there are laws, 1145 00:54:29,466 --> 00:54:30,977 and I broke one. 1146 00:54:31,008 --> 00:54:33,394 I set fire to a van, and in doing so, 1147 00:54:33,424 --> 00:54:36,322 I turned what I intended to be a movement of love 1148 00:54:36,444 --> 00:54:38,388 into a movement of anger. 1149 00:54:41,002 --> 00:54:42,430 Went too far, Geneva. 1150 00:54:42,461 --> 00:54:44,904 I was crazy to let it go as far as I did. 1151 00:54:46,434 --> 00:54:48,653 Truth is, I am bipolar, 1152 00:54:48,965 --> 00:54:50,394 I was off my medication, 1153 00:54:50,424 --> 00:54:52,519 and I was in a manic state in which I was not 1154 00:54:52,549 --> 00:54:54,759 in control of my faculties, so... 1155 00:54:54,790 --> 00:54:57,343 I plead not guilty by reason of insanity. 1156 00:54:59,209 --> 00:55:01,554 Order! Order! 1157 00:55:01,632 --> 00:55:05,310 Any more of that, and I will clear out this courtroom. 1158 00:55:05,340 --> 00:55:07,686 ♪ Ain't nothing wrong with loving my baby ♪ 1159 00:55:07,716 --> 00:55:10,768 ♪ Ain't nothing wrong with loving my baby ♪ 1160 00:55:10,798 --> 00:55:13,018 Are you sure I'm not the father? 1161 00:55:13,048 --> 00:55:14,102 No, you're not, Liam. 1162 00:55:14,132 --> 00:55:15,686 God, how much did you give her? 1163 00:55:15,716 --> 00:55:17,269 Just enough to keep her out for a while. 1164 00:55:17,299 --> 00:55:18,419 I think we gave her too much. 1165 00:55:18,489 --> 00:55:20,108 She looks dead. 1166 00:55:21,150 --> 00:55:22,661 Sissy? 1167 00:55:23,090 --> 00:55:24,647 See, she's fine. 1168 00:55:24,965 --> 00:55:28,227 ♪ Ain't nothing wrong with loving my baby ♪ 1169 00:55:28,257 --> 00:55:30,227 ♪ Ain't nothing wrong with loving my baby ♪ 1170 00:55:30,257 --> 00:55:32,102 All right, go, go, go, go, go. 1171 00:55:32,132 --> 00:55:35,018 ♪ Ain't nothing wrong with loving my baby ♪ 1172 00:55:35,048 --> 00:55:37,893 ♪ Ain't nothing wrong with loving my baby ♪ 1173 00:55:37,923 --> 00:55:40,352 ♪ She looks good ♪ 1174 00:55:40,382 --> 00:55:41,867 ♪ She makes me feel all right ♪ 79199

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