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Good evening.
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Is something bothering Daddy?
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He's just preparing to do his taxes.
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Yikes and gadzooks.
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And here we go.
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Look what the IRS is doing to Daddy.
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First it is poor Willie Nelson...
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...who brings us...
Brings us so much joy...
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...and amasses a fortune.
They take it away.
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Next they set their sights
on Redd Foxx.
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They drive him to Royal Family...
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...and you know he wasn't
gonna live long after that.
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Well, it always comes in threes.
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And which American idol
do they turn to next?
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Al Bundy.
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Well, I'll never star on Royal Family.
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Wouldn't mind doing an episode or two
of Growing Pains or something...
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...but I don't wanna be on ABC.
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Now, take it easy, Dad.
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Look at the size of this bill.
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They're trying to take away everything
I've earned over 20 years.
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- Oh, no, Al.
- Yes.
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Forty-four dollars.
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You try to get just
a little bit ahead and then...
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Daddy, is there something
that we can do to help?
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Well, get part-time jobs
and help Dad out.
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No, seriously, Al.
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What can we do?
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Hey, I have an idea.
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Why don't you just give the government
the bird and not pay the taxes.
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Kelly, you can't cheat
the government.
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Pretty soon they'll tack on
interest and penalty payments...
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...and before you know it,
in a few years this will be 50, 60 bucks.
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Then you got the monkey
on your back for the rest of your life.
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Forty-four dollars.
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They could take the house.
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Great. Then we'd still owe $30.
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Why, it's Steve.
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- Steve Rhoades.
- Don't shout.
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Just shut the door.
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Open the door. I'm on the run,
you nitwits.
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- But he said to shut it.
- What do we do now?
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Don't know.
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I don't know,
it's like he wants two things.
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Well, I was gonna ask what's new...
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...but obviously you've all gone
to college since I left town.
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I left town years ago.
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- Left Marcie, became a forest ranger.
- He went to Yosemite.
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- Oh, that's right.
- That's where he went.
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- Sit down.
- Yeah, forest ranging.
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That was the life.
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Just me and the wind,
roaming free where no man goes.
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Wow, it must have been
a pretty strong wind.
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- So...
- Steve.
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Steve, what are you doing here?
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I brought this.
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Back, jackals, you can't eat this.
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This is a genuine double-breasted...
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...speckle-ruffed,
weenie canyon hawk.
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This hawk is as rare to this country
as soap is to you people.
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They were going to take it to a lab.
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Well, someone had to stop them.
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Someone with courage, with
conviction and real American guts.
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So I bribed a Boy Scout
to climb up and get it for me.
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It cost me a quarter, but I wasn't
the one who broke my leg...
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...falling out of the tree.
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So here I stand,
the proud ecowarrior.
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And I must say, I feel the hero.
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Gee, Steve, you're leading
a darned interesting life.
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It's too bad Alfalfa's dead...
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...because he would have made
a good you in the movie of your life.
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Well, to be honest, there is
another reason I came back.
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Well, I never considered
that $50 a loan, Steve.
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Not that, you imbecile.
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I came to re-claim my wife.
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Steve, I think there's something
that you should...
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Peg, the man has travelled
many a mile.
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Let's not keep him from the bosom
of his woman...
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...wherever it may be.
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Thanks. But, you know, it's funny, my
key doesn't seem to work in the door.
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Oh, here. Try one of ours.
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Let's see, the Murphys,
the Mullens, the Levins.
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- Here.
- Oh, good.
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Now, don't tell Marcie.
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I wanna surprise her.
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Okay.
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You might want to cover
the children's ears.
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There may be some noises
youngsters shouldn't hear.
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We're counting on it.
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Marcie...
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...Daddy's home.
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I guess I'll wake her like I used to.
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You're letting your hair
grow long again.
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Feels just like silk.
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Thanks. I conditioned it tonight.
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That's good. You know,
with your texture...
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- What are you doing?
- Intruder!
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- Marcie!
- Steve!
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You getting all this, Bud?
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Wow, look at them running around.
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Hey, how come I can't see anything?
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I got him, you guys. Over here.
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- How dare you?
- It's an outrage!
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This is an outrage!
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Hey, where'd
that little guy come from?
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It's Marcie.
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No! No!
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Oh, God, Al, look at the mayhem
and carnage you caused.
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You know, every now
and then I really love you.
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He's your husband?
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Were you hurt so bad when
I divorced you that you'd marry this?
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Whoa, the desperation.
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This is the mighty Steve?
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The one you used
to throw in my face?
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The one who wasn't much to look at,
but at least he's got a job?
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You know, you gigolos make me sick.
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You think because
a man divorces his wife...
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...you can move right in
and marry her?
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Well, I'm back.
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So you can just pack up
your hair and profile...
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...and find another heartbroken...
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...discarded middle-aged
woman to marry...
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...and leave us decent folk
to our happy home.
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Pardon me, Yogi.
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You're not wanted here.
Marcie's got a real man now.
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- Is that right?
- Yeah.
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Well, according
to my watch, it's 10:22.
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When I was married to her,
we were never sleeping at 10:22.
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She's just resting.
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She's been on
the Tilt-A-Whirl since 6 p.m.
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- Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah?
- Yeah. Yeah.
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- Ever taken her in the kitchen?
- On and off the table.
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- Front yard, baby?
- Firehouse.
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- Dairy Queen.
- U-Lube It.
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- In a homeless person's shopping cart.
- Really?
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- How do you keep it from rolling? L...
- You see the wheels...
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Excuse me!
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Gentlemen, but I have
something I'd like to say here.
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Ta-ta, little nose.
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- I knew she'd come crawling back.
- Crawling?
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To you?
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"Ha-ha," I say.
I wouldn't crawl to you...
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...if I had a date with Mel Gibson, and
you had the last diaphragm on Earth.
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Me neither.
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Despite what you think,
you are not God's gift to women.
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Oh, yeah? Tell that to
the burly Earth First! Babes...
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...who come out every spring
looking for baby moose and loving.
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They may not shave like you and I...
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...but they can fill out a flannel shirt,
I can tell you that.
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Then why are you back?
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I'll tell you why you're back.
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You're back for this.
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I'm blind! My eyes! My eyes!
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That's right.
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Read them and weep.
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They answer to another man's
whistle now.
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That's me, right?
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Just shut up and look pretty.
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And you, you can tell
your story walking.
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- I know you don't mean that.
- Oh, don't I?
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- Jefferson.
- Yeah.
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Take me right now.
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Honey...
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...Mr. Bashful might be a little,
you know, under the weather...
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...what with the ex here and all.
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Do it and do it now!
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- He's looking at me.
- Oh, God, you are such a baby!
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All right. Just lie there.
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Okay.
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I get the message.
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But before I walk
out the door for the last time...
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...what's good for the goose
is good for the gander.
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Take this to your grave.
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Now I'm blind too!
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And none of you
could tell me she was married?
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We don't like to use the M-word
in front of the children.
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Open up, it's the FBI.
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That could just be for me...
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...since stealing this egg
is a federal offence.
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Oh, and if you get any ideas,
so is harbouring me.
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If you need me,
I'll be in the basement.
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Hello, Agent Mahoney, FBI.
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Have you seen this man?
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Have you seen this egg?
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They're known to be in the area.
Have you seen either of them?
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Let me tell you something.
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I served my country.
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I played high school football.
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Four touchdowns in one game.
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Yet I'm not exempt
from state and federal taxes.
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Now, is this any way America
should treat its heroes?
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So you just flash that badge
at some registered voter, buddy.
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We're Bundys.
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We hate cops.
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I feel good.
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Let's watch TV.
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And now this news brief.
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Former local man, Steven Rhoades,
is being sought by authorities...
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...for his theft of the egg
of a nearly extinct species of hawk.
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He's believed to be
insane and dangerous.
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If you see him,
call the police immediately.
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- Go chase yourself.
- Hey, we...
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We're Bundys.
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We don't call cops.
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- People call them on us.
- That's right, baby.
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There's a $10, 000 reward
for information leading to his arrest.
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Now, wait a second now. Hold it now.
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Hold it now. Get off me here. Careful.
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Wait a second. Wait a second now!
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Family...
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...have we forgotten our principles?
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Is $10,000 more important
to us than a friend?
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- Damn right.
- Get out of here.
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Get back, away from the phone.
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Al. This is $10,000.
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Now, I know in the shoe business
$10,000 is like Bigfoot.
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People claim to have seen it, but
no one's actually laid their hands on it.
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Do you know what
we could do with this money?
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Doesn't matter.
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Family, gather around me.
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Gather around.
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Now, do you know why
we shouldn't turn Steve in?
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Because we already have so much?
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No.
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We should not turn Steve in because
the authorities want us to turn Steve in.
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Now I say we should all form
a united Bundy front against authority.
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Can I get a "Whoa, united Bundy front
against authority"?
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Whoa, united Bundy front
against authority.
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The only thing that's important here...
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...is the fact that we care about Steve.
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We should always... What?
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Hello, police. This is an emergency.
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Hey, you canaries.
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- So I see you can't be trusted.
- Oh, Al, it's $10,000.
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I don't care. Nobody here
calls the cops while I'm still alive.
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What's this?
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Oh, I thought you might be thirsty,
so I fixed you some nice Tang.
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Tang don't smoke.
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Well, Daddy, it's the new
and improved smoking Tang...
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...chocked-full of vitamins
and ministers.
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Bottoms up, Dad.
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Hi, I just came to talk to Steve.
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Really?
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Well, then why
isn't Jefferson with you?
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I thought he wouldn't leave
your side with Steve hanging around.
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Jefferson is a mature human being...
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...fully secure in his masculinity.
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Steve, I wanna talk to you.
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Marcie...
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...I see you dumped the pretty
wrapping for the total package.
252
00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:24,511
Steve, I've got something to say.
253
00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:27,632
Last night things were said
in the heat of the moment...
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...and I may have hurt your feelings.
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- I've already forgotten that.
- No, let me remind you.
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Look at this and see
what you'll never have again!
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Peg, I'm blind. I saw it again
and it's all darkness.
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Well, here, honey, drink this.
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That's right.
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What you see is what you don't get.
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So drool on, dream on, move on.
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Marcie.
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Oh, that's what I wanted to hear.
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Oh, I knew you loved me.
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Now tell me who looks the fool.
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Come on, honey.
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Why are you wet?
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Oh, it's not what you think,
it's just dog pee.
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You know, I have lived here
my whole life...
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...and I never knew
that our bush could talk.
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Well, Kel, I'm sure our bushes
felt the same way about you.
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Well, now I know it's truly over.
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The Marcie I married would never
have beaten around with that bush.
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But whenever I start
to feel this way...
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...I'm reminded of an old Ute saying.
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That means when
you see the tepee rocking...
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...don't come a-knocking.
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But I'll tell you this:
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When you look at the big picture...
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...the only thing that really counts
is friendship.
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FBI, nobody move.
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Traitors. Judases.
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You turned me in.
Well, I put a Ute curse on you all.
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00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:54,432
Now there's no chance
of getting that reward.
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Mom, I think I can help.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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Hey, you FBI guys.
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We hid him out. Don't we deserve
something for that?
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Yes, according to the law, you do.
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Cuff them, boys.
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Go easy on the big guy.
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He played high school football
for our country.
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Well, see, Daddy, now thanks to me,
we're gonna get our reward.
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Sweetheart, my reward
was the day you were born.
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Just give me...!
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Hey, wait a minute.
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We didn't turn him in.
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Who could have done this?
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And so ends another
episode of Buck Bundy...
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...environmentally correct briard.
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If you should witness a crime
against Mother Nature...
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...don't be afraid to call your dog.
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It's not just a good idea...
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...it's the law.
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