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JACK:

Scooby, come here. Hi.

You want to come here

and give me that key?

Come on.

I dont think

he likes you.

You know, this does, uh,

remind me, though,

of that, uh...

that jungle ride.

You remember that?

No.

Its the pirate ride.

The jungle ride is the one

youre no longer allowed on.

That animatronic hippo mishap,

that was...

that was not my fault.

You sunk the boat.

Yeah, whatever.

They overreacted.

Wasnt that big of a deal.

And, you know, I always thought

pirates were pretty cool--

like, Captain Hook

was my favorite character--

but in reality,

they kind of suck.

At least we can agree

on one thing.

They rigged this thing

with enough explosives

to blow us away even if I try

to pick it

or shake any of these loose.

I got this.

(grunts)

What dog worth his salt

could resist...

a nice, juicy cow bone?

Youre gonna be real upset

when you realize what that is.

Lion bone. Yeah, whatever.

The only lions in

Slovenia are in zoos.

This human?

(snaps fingers)

Well, theres a tool for

every job, I guess.

Hey, boy, you hungry?

How about a nice, juicy...

human leg bone.

Come on, boy.

You know, this couldve been us.

Still could be.

Im gonna think positive.

Come on, boy. How

can you resist?

Huh? Look.

Yes.

I told you I could

talk to animals.

We cant reach that.

Can you... can you whip up

some go-go-gadget arms

or something right now?

Actually, yeah. Yeah, I can.

I can.

Nice.

Yeah.

(quietly):

You got it.

Easy.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Bad doggy. Bad dog.

Come back.

Dont you want

your juicy bone?

(groans)

I dont suppose you have

a plan B, do you? Huh?

♪

♪ I know you been

thinking about me ♪

♪ Huh...

Um...

what is this?

A brand-new Bentley.

I see that.

But when you said

you were renting

a Winnebago for the road trip,

I thought you were

renting a Winnebago.

Anything wrong with

wanting to take my girl

on a road trip in style?

Babe, you know I dont care

about these things.

And thats why youre my girl.

But L.A. to Dallas

is a long trip,

and I want to do

this thing right.

You do everything right.

Here, let me take that.

All right.

And that.

Thank you.

This thing is nice.

♪ We can do whatever

you want, babe... ♪

So how much this set you back?

Not a penny.

Some skip put it up

for collateral.

He jumped bail.

His loss, our gain.

Does Mama know

were driving this?

♪ I aint got no patience...

We could even take turns

at the wheel.

Thats definitely happening.

Oh, and I got the music, too.

Oh, no. I fell into

that trap before.

Were taking

turns deejaying.

All right. Deal.

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey

♪ Hey, hey, hey,

hey... ♪

All right, this is definitely

cooler than a Winnebago.

Hey. Hello.

What in the hell

is going on in here?

We couldnt decide

on what to order for lunch,

so were settling it

with a plank contest.

Yeah, whoever holds out

the longest gets to choose.

Hmm. Sounds like some

millennial fun right there.

(laughs): Oh.

Whoa. What, uh...

whats going on

with our fridge, man?

Oh, you mean my fridge?

Just a little cleaning

and organizing.

Oh, cleaning and organizing.

Okay, good, good.

If its so organized, then, uh,

how come I cant

find my sandwich?

You mean the soggy thing

in the foil?

Oh, please dont tell me

you threw out my sandwich.

Yeah. It was, like,

a month old, Jack.

(chuckles)

No, it... No, it wasnt.

It was-- anyway--

marinating.

How you holding up?

(groans)

Good.

I can do this all day.

Oh, my gosh, thats so funny,

cause so could I.

(both grunt)

(whoops)

Sushi it is.

(groaning)

Thats all right.

Hey, Mac, come here

for a second.

Yeah.

Come here, come here.

Yeah?

Okay...

I dont want to overstep

my bounds here, okay,

but you-you know I love Leanna,

I really do,

but... whats going on?

If its about the sandwich,

well get you another one.

No, who cares

about the sandwich?

Its not about the sandwich.

It starts with

cleaning the fridge.

Then shes

cleaning the kitchen.

Then, next thing you know...

(whispering)

shes cleaning the whole house.

You see where

Im going with this?

Youre worried shes gonna

clean the whole house?

No, no. Clean-clean

houses are very cool,

but next thing you know,

youre sitting on the couch,

and youre watching

daytime soaps,

covered in pink throw pillows.

Is that the kind

of change you want, huh?

You want little bowls

of potpourri everywhere?

Between me and you,

I like potpourri.

Who doesnt love potpourri?

But...

BOZER:

I dont buy that for a second.

(exhales) Im afraid

shes gonna change everything.

(phone rings)

MacGYVER:

Jack, youre acting weird again.

Its Matty. She wants us mobile.

Well be briefed mid-flight.

Good, good.

Yeah, well be right there.

Okay, thats fine, well go.

But listen, listen--

well just put

this conversation on pause

until after we save the world.

Glad your priorities

are in order.

Promise, after,

by the way.

Right, after, after.

Theres a real life lesson here.

MATTY:

Well, Ive got

a different one for you today.

The CDC is asking for help

The Center of Disease

Control needs us?

Well, that cant be good.

Theyre keeping the details

under wraps.

All theyll say is they have

an inventory discrepancy.

An inventory discrepancy.

So, they lost something.

Oh, man, this has zombie

apocalypse written all over it.

Jack, you are about to meet

with some of our countrys

most highly intelligent,

highly trained scientists.

Please, try not to say

anything stupid.

BOZER:

Normally, Id agree

with you, Matty,

but I think if anyones

gonna want to talk

about the zombie apocalypse,

its gonna be the CDC.

MATTY:

Go assist and report back.

If theyre asking for help,

something serious is going on.

Yes, maam.

WOMAN:

Thank you for coming.

Id appreciate you keeping

the reason for this visit

under wraps.

Of course.

Um, happy to help,

although all weve been

told so far is

you have an inventory

discrepancy.

Yesterday, we discovered

a cryotube was missing

from the cold storage unit in

our level-four biosafety lab.

BOZER:

Just to be clear,

level four is where

the big boys live.

If by "big boys" you mean

diseases with no cure, then yes.

The missing agent is a strain

of a particularly deadly virus.

Mm-hmm. What kind of virus

are we talking about here, Doc?

Solanum? T-Virus?

What do we got?

Those arent even real.

Not yet, theyre not.

We call it Specimen 234.

It spreads fast,

like the flu, but with

a 99% mortality rate.

If it got into the population,

wed be looking at a pandemic.

Millions would die.

Has anything like this

happened before?

Weve had discrepancies

in the past,

but nothing this deadly

has been missing this long.

Misplaced samples are

usually found within hours

in another storage unit or lab,

but were having a hard time

tracking this one down.

So, its in the building,

its just playing hide and seek.

We believe Specimen 234

went missing

during an incident

in the lab yesterday.

An incident.

You do know thats how

horror movies start, right?

Nothing so dramatic.

Its one of the

containment units

holding some

experimental subjects

wasnt latched correctly.

Well, weve passed over

a dozen security cameras

since we passed through

the lobby,

Im assuming you have

some footage you can show us?

So, the infected rats of Nimh

escaped their cage.

Yes. But we took every

necessary precaution

to contain the subjects

and decontaminate the lab.

It wasnt until

four hours later

we discovered 234s absence.

So you think that

the virus was misplaced

during the chaos and confusion

of the clean-up?

Yes.

Gentlemen, I need 234 found

quickly and quietly.

If word got out a level-four

bioagent was missing,

it would cause mass panic.

BOZER:

Id like to go through

the security footage.

Look for anything

your team may have missed.

Yeah, Jack and I would like

to inspect the lab.

We would?

Uh, we want to go

to the place

where all the super viruses

hang out?

Thats where we want to go?

Yes.

Im going to assume

that the level-four lab

would require a security card

to access, yes?

Every lab requires

a security card.

You cant get anywhere in the

building without clearance.

I suggest we get started.

Getting you in is going

to be a bit of a process.

Street clothes

are swapped for scrubs

to avoid carrying

any contaminants into the lab.

Anyone looking to access

level four

must put on

a positive pressure suit.

Every scientist has their own.

Before exiting the suit room,

each suit is thoroughly

examined for rips or tears.

MacGYVER:

What happens

if you find a hole?

DOCTOR:

If its small,

the scientist will log it

and cover it with duct tape.

Anything larger than

half an inch,

and the scientist either

has to submit the suit

for permanent repair

or request a new one.

And here we go.

Youll need to plug

into this.

(air hissing)

Nothings been touched

since we discovered

Specimen 234 was missing.

So, every scientist

who has access to this lab

can also get

into the cold storage unit

where 234 was being kept?

Yes, but we already interviewed

the four scientists

who were in the lab

when the rats escaped.

None of them were working

on that flu strain.

Whens the last time somebody

did work with it?

Four days ago.

But the cryotube was returned

to cold storage that same day.

Could you, uh, read me the

details on the incident report?

Sure.

Six test subjects

were found loose

on the examination table

at 12:37 p.m. yesterday.

After that.

Clear liquid was found

pooled on the table near

the cage door. Uh,

testing revealed it

to be 100% glycerol.

Its a common product

used in the lab.

The spill was determined

to be unrelated.

What are you thinking, Mac?

Im not sure yet.

What are the labs

exit procedures?

How long do we have to do this?

Everyone exiting level four

is required

to take a seven-minute

chemical shower.

You know, if a scientist was

carrying something out of here

that he shouldnt be,

that camera would definitely

catch it.

DOCTOR:

I checked the footage.

No one exited the lab

holding a cryotube.

What are you

looking for now?

This.

Duct tape residue.

Well, as I explained before,

our scientists use duct tape

to patch small tears

in their suits.

I dont see a tear

anywhere near that residue.

So why would someone

put duct tape on it?

Whose suit

is this?

Its a guest suit.

Its not assigned to a doctor.

Interesting.

What are the rest of

the exit procedures from here?

Anyone

exiting the lab

would take another shower,

put on their street clothes,

and then be free

to leave the facility.

Dr. Falama,

I have bad news.

Your virus was not

mistakenly misplaced.

This was

a well-orchestrated heist.

Someone

Ocean

Elevened

the virus.

Getting a level-four bioagent

out of the building

would be impossible.

Nothing is impossible.

Someone with BSL-4 access

entered the cold storage

and used their body to block

the surveillance camera

across the room.

They then removed a cryotube

of the virus

and hid it beneath a piece

of duct tape on their suit.

The spilled glycerol was,

in fact,

the most clever step

in this heist.

Your thief replaced the lock

on the rat cage

with a frozen rod of glycerol.

FALAMA:

Why would they do that?Because the glycerol would take

about 30 minutes to melt,

giving this person more

than enough time to make it

through all

of the labs exit procedures.

Your thief used the rats

as a time-delay distraction.

They wouldve been clear

of the lab before

any rodent-related

emergency procedures began,

giving them

plenty of time

before anyone noticed

the missing virus.

I think its time we looked

at your security footage.

Uh, Boze,

take us to ten minutes

before the lab was shut down.

FALAMA:

Okay, say youre right

and my bio-agent was stolen.

A virus needs to be kept frozen

to remain viable.

Anyone working here

would know that.

So even

if they got it out

of the lab, how would

they transport it?

Stop.

Zoom in on

the upper left.

Thats how. Fill one

of those containers

with liquid nitrogen,

you have yourself

an improvised traveling

cold storage unit.

Thats Dr. Luca.

But he would never

do something like this.

MacGYVER:

Except he just did.

Its like you said-- if we

dont find this virus fast,

millions of people will die.

MATTY:

Safe to say a deadly virus

escaping the CDC

was not the situation I was

hoping you were walking into.

Any idea where Luca is?

Credit cards show

no activity of any kind

after his disappearance.

However, Luca did make

some pretty hefty withdrawals

from his savings account in the

days leading up to the theft.

Sounds like a guy prepping

to drop off the grid

and do God knows what.

How do we find him?

MacGYVER:

Lucas vacuum container trick--

it would only work

for three hours, tops,

so if he wanted the virus

to remain viable,

hed have to store it properly.

I think we should run a search

for any biocontainment

cold storage units

that have sold recently.

Well, there cant be

that many people

in the market for one of those.

I mean, not like its the next

Game of Thrones

book.

Jack Dalton read

Game of Thrones?

(chuckles)

You dont have to read a book

to know its popular, Bozer.

Okay, got something.

A Canadian medical company

shipped a cold storage freezer

to an address

in Columbia, South Carolina

a week before

the virus was stolen.

Okay. Thats where were going.

♪ Streetlights, people

♪ Living just to find emotion,

hiding... ♪

(laughs):

Oh...

♪ Somewhere in the night...

Oh, my gosh.

(humming)

What? This songs a classic.

Um, the original is a classic.

What you just did do it,

I-I dont know about that.

Imagine what Journey would say

if they found out

you stopped believin.

And when your dad

and I were at lunch...

Whoa, whoa. Time out.

You-you and Elwood

went to lunch?

He called me.

He wanted to know the guy

thats dating his daughter.

And I know you guys

have issues,

but he loves you.

(chuckles) And hes

super protective.

And it was at that lunch

that I found out

he used to sing

this song to you as a baby.

Elwood told you that?

Yeah. And a few other things.

Like what?

How he thinks that

family is very important.

Oh. That doesnt sound

like my father.

Well, your dads a changed man.

Family is everything

to him now.

Better late than never, right?

So what else did he say?

A lot.

(laughs)

It was a long lunch.

We got into your relationship,

his regrets.

You know, Im glad that

youre giving him a chance.

Yeah, me, too.

What are you doing?

Dont worry, Im not working.

Im just checking in with Matty.

(chuckles) Shes

not gonna answer.

And how do you know that?

I know.

I had my mama

call her last week.

She told her I was

hoping to spend

some quality time

off the grid with you.

So unless the worlds ending

and she needs some extra hands,

youre all mine.

This cannot get any better.

Oh, but it will.

And how is that?

I got a surprise for you

at the end of the trip.

Youre not gonna propose,

are you?

(chuckles)

No.

I like how things are going.

Yeah, me, too.

Looks like the best barbecue

is only three miles ahead.

Im from Louisiana.

Im not gonna let a statement

like that go unchallenged.

Oh, wow.

Ooh.

Whose idea was

the meat-palooza platter?

Yours. It had to be.

No...

Id never suggest

anything so cruel.

I feel like my whole bodys

rubbed in spice.

(chuckles)

Where the hell is our car?

So, Bozer.

Leanna sure has been

hanging out a lot, huh?

(quietly):

Dont do this right now.

Yeah, she has.

Shes my girlfriend,

and I like hanging out with her.

Word. No, she

really seems to be

just settling right in.

BOZER:

Im sorry,

do you have a problem

with my girl

coming over to my house

where I live and you dont?

Why would I have a problem

with that? No, I think, I think

the fridge looks great,

organized and labeled and...

you know exactly where

everything is in there.

I must be missing something.

Jack, what the hell

are you talking about?

My sandwich.

What?

Who cares about a sandwich?

When I put a sandwich in there,

I expect it to be there...

I think we can all agree

that right now is not

the time for this.

Whats the address, Bozer?

8866.

8866. Okay.

Next... building?

Or not.

What, the, uh, doctor

had the cold storage unit

delivered to a parking lot?

So this is a dead end.

Maybe not.

You could definitely install

a cold storage unit in an RV.

Really?

Yeah. I think we just

found his mobile lab.

JACK: We did?

Matty said Luca had

a bunch of withdrawals

from his savings in the days

leading up to the theft.

Well, that would make sense.

Paying for this RV

in cash would

keep him off the radar.

(phone chiming)

Matty says shes got a satellite

on our position.

And thermal imaging confirms

no heat signatures inside.

So our doctor isnt in there,

but the stolen virus might be.

Which is exactly why I dont

think its such a good idea

for us just to go

charging in there

right now.

Agreed. There is no way

that old beat-up RV has

the level of biocontainment

this virus requires.

Mm-mm.

Yeah. The interior may be

completely contaminated,

but we dont have time

to wait for a hazmat team.

So put your big boy pants on

cause were going in.

Definitely Lucas lab.

But the virus isnt here.

BOZER: Guys, I got a pile

of something here.

I think its been burned.

Oh, yeah.

This is definitely a burn bag.

Whats that?

MacGYVER: Looks like it was

Lucas passport.

His passport?

So-so its possible

that the good doctor now has

a new name and identity?

Should we

even be in here?

Bozer, my skin looking clammy?

A little.

What about around the eyes?

Oh, terrible.

Seriously?

All right. Stop talking.

And youre fine.

And stop egging him on.

I feel a little woozy.

Okay, whats that, now?

Its a... its a burned vial.

A burned vial?

Thats-thats good.

Maybe he burned the virus,

had a change of heart,

we got nothing to worry about.

Guys, I got a laptop over here.

Too bad Rileys off

road-tripping with Billy.

We could really use

her boopity-boop skills

right about now.

Actually, its not asking

for a password,

and its open to a video.

To whoever finds this,

I want you to know that...

I am sorry

for what Im about to do.

I hope I will be forgiven

when the truth comes out.

Geofri...

Im coming home.

Whos Geofri?

According to his file,

Geofri is his brother

back in Romania.

So Luca wants to go

to Romania to do what,

bond with his brother over

releasing a deadly viral plague?

Cant be that.

Geofri died in a mining accident

a few months ago-- safe to say

Lucas going to Romania,

but no clue why.

Guys.

He wasnt using this

to burn the virus.

He was preparing.

And thats the start

of the zombie apocalypse.

Good day, gentlemen.

Jack, relax. Theres

a 24-hour incubation period

between when the subject becomes

infected and then contagious.

How am I supposed to relax?

We got less than a day

to find this Luca dude

and keep him

from being patient zero

in an epidemic

that will kill

millions.

Not if we get

to Romania first and find him.

Well, Officer

Couldnt Care Less

isnt gonna lift

a finger to help.

Yeah, no kidding.

Im gonna see if I

can get us a flight home.

What? What are you

talking about?

Well... Billy,

we have no car,

we have nothing

but what we have on us,

and were stuck

in the middle of

Arizona somewhere.

So we improvise.

Thats what Mac

would do, right?

So you want to build a car?

No, I was thinking

more like ride-share.

To Dallas?

Well, why not?

Itll be a part

of the adventure.

And trust me, you dont want

to miss your surprise.

Okay.

BILLY:

Huh, look at that.

A ride a half

a mile away.

Done. Easy.

What are you smiling about?

Im just thinking about

the look on your face

when you see your surprise.

(engine roaring)

Did you see that?

I do now.

Hey, are you Billy?

Follow that Bentley.

A-Are you serious?

I got a five-

star rating.

And...

and 67 bucks

if you dont lose that car.

Okay.

(tires squeal)

All right. A glowing review

is in your future.

Well, this is clearly

a chop shop.

Not like we can knock

on the door and politely ask

for the car back.

Should we call the cops?

(scoffs): Yeah, right.

Flagstaffs finest

took two hours to

file their report.

By the time the

police gets here,

that carll be

in a million pieces.

All right, so if

the boys in blue are out,

whats the plan?

We steal our car back.

Good plan.

(indistinct chatter)

MacGYVER:

Okay, Matty, bad news.

By the time the search

for Luca began in Romania,

he had already deplaned,

and no one Ive spoken to here

remembers even seeing him

in the first place.

Any luck with

the surveillance footage?

Not really. We tracked Luca

through the airport

after he got off the plane,

but then we lost him in the

crowd near the main entrance.

Were still searching

the footage,

but its as if he

just disappeared.

Hey. Mac, so, we recalled

all the taxis that

worked the airport today,

questioned the drivers,

showed them Lucas picture,

but nobody remembers seeing him.

Its like he

got into Romania

and just...

Disappeared; thats what

Leanna said.

But heres the thing,

he had to have gone

somewhere, right?

Guess hes not hiding in there.

Okay, hey, hey, we making a mess

just to make a mess, or what?

No, no. Theres got to be...

(sighs)

something here.

Bingo.

No way.

Is that a bag of hair?

Luca changed his appearance--

thats how he disappeared.

Okay, well, that means weve

been showing a bunch of cabbies

an outdated photo.

Whats he look like now?

No idea.

But I think

I know how to find him.

Did you release the cabbies yet?

No. Theyre still

lined up outside.

What are you thinking?

We, uh, we need to go

to the grocery store.

Got everything you asked for,

including the hot plate

and the pot.

Youre making something

out of horse radish

thatll glow?

Now thats kind of hard

to believe.

I can explain the

science if you want.

No, no, no, well

pass. Thank you.

What?

Never say yes

to that, Bozer.

To what?

How you doing,

sir? Thank you.

Appreciate your

patience.

Thanks, well be

out of your hair

in just a minute,

sir, thank you.

You know, Mac,

I got nothing

but blind faith

in you here, but, uh...

You sure youre right about

the science on this one?

This is it.

Uh, where have you been today?

Okay. This is it.

The cabbie dropped blond Luca

off at this address.

Okay, hang on now.

Matty, uh, just found footage

of a post-makeover Luca

exiting the airport;

hes no movie star, but thats

what he looks like now.

BOZER: Okay, so now we know

what he looks like.

But why come here?

Well,

thats what were gonna

find out. Come on.

Hang on, Mac, now

shouldnt we be wearing

those air filter,

breathing thingies

before we go

marching in there?

Luca wont be contagious

for a few more hours;

we should be good.

Thats comforting.

(sighs)

(chuckling):

I mean, come on.

Nice, Bozer.

Nobodys home.

Lets go, fellas.

(clears throat)

Mac, dont.

(groans)

Okay, hang on, hang on.

If youre just gonna go

breaking into the place,

let me at least clear it

first. (sighs)

(banging nearby)

Locks glued shut.

No picking it; youre up.

Its Luca.

Thank you!

Please, we need to call police.

What is-- put the gun down,

this isnt Luca.

This is someone else.

Sir, we are with

the American government.

Who are you?

A man showed up at my

door, looked just like me.

But before I could even

process this, he attacked me.

His names Dr. Luca,

and he changed his appearance

to look just like you.

Why?

Thats a good question.

Tell us everything you heard

Luca say when he was here.

Even the smallest detail

may be of help.

This guy didnt waste

any time talking.

He jumped me the moment

I opened the door.

What about this? Was

this broken before?

He robbed me.

My camera equipment.

My press pass for tonight,

everything.

Tonight? What was tonight?

Dorin Ionescu is being awarded

at his house tonight.

I was asked to take his

photos in the green room

before the award

presentation.

Uh, hang on, hang on, now.

So-so Luca went

through all that trouble

to look exactly

like this guy.

For what?

To attend some random party?

That dont make any sense.

BOZER:

Maybe its not a random party.

Remember when

I told you Lucas brother

was killed

in a mining accident?

Yeah.

Guess who owns

the mining company.

And was accused of covering up

unsafe work conditions.

Dorin Ionescu.

He must blame him for

his brothers death.

So Luca changes his appearance

to look exactly like

the photographer Sala

so he can attend this party,

get close enough to Ionescu

and infect him with the virus!

Youre right;

this is an assassination.

♪

RILEY: Okay, theres still time,

but we got to move fast.

Yeah, before Crumbs McGee

gets powdered sugar everywhere.

You know how hard

that is to clean?

I meant before

he takes the car apart.

That, too.

Yeah.

All right,

we need to get him

out of the garage

and away from the car.

Question is, how?

No, no, no, no, no.

Hes got an impact wrench going.

I-I cant watch this.

That gives me an idea.

All right.

Check the car, make sure

everythings in one piece.

What are you doing?

Im buying us some time.

Using a trick Mac taught me.

(engine starting)

(groaning)

Mac, the quickest

the Romanians can get Hazmat

to you is 30 minutes.

When does Luca become

contagious?

MacGYVER:

Theres too many variables

to know for sure,

but Im guessing we have less

than 30 minutes, given the fact

that theres over 100 people

at this party.

Thats not good news.

Well, so much

for warning Ionescus security.

Then its up to

us to stop Luca.

We just have to

get into the party.

Yeah, but how?

We might look like waitstaff,

but we dont have

the credentials

to get past security.

The guards are more focused

on the front

where the guests

are being checked in,

but I bet securitys

a lot lighter in the back.

Does this mean you have a plan

for-for getting us inside?

Yeah, well, I got to dig in

the neighbors trash first,

but I think

I got a plan.

Okay, I dont, I dont see

any guards inside,

but the doors are locked.

Youre up.

Yeah, well,

definitely dont want

to break the glass

and alert them.

Hold these.

This is exactly why

we dug through

the neighbors trash.

Put that in there.

(groans)

This stuff is sticky.

It stinks.

MacGYVER:If youve ever locked your keys

in your car,

and you had to call for help,

chances are

your locksmith used a device

called an "air wedge."

In a pinch,you can even make one yourself.

All you need is a sturdy bag,

a pump and proper placement.

Hey, do you think

well ever enter a house

like a-a normal person?

I doubt it.

MacGYVER:

Then, you just

inflate the bag until...

Sedative.

Where did you...?

Dont worry about it.

First one to Luca

injects him.

All we have to do is subdue him

until Hazmat gets here.

Then they can

quarantine him. Oh.

And, uh, uh, dont let him cough

or sneeze on you,

because his fluids carry

the virus. Oh, and, uh,

dont touch him, or especially,

dont let him touch you,

because hands are

the biggest conveyors of germs.

Whoa, wait. So

avoid touching him

while we try to inject him?

Guys, I never said

it was gonna be easy.

(scoffs)

♪

BOZER (over comm):

Anyone see the good doctor?

JACK:

Not in this room.

Im gonna check down here.

Hey.

Where the hell are you going?

Uh, me?

I was just looking for

the kitchen to refill my tray.

Kitchens the other way.

(laughs):

Whoops, my bad.

Ill be on my way.

I dont recognize you.

I checked in all the waitstaff.

I was called in late.

Someone got sick.

Youre lying.

I dont know who you are,

but youre coming with me.

Guys, little problem.

Had to use my sedative.

So its all on you two.

JACK: Copy that, Bozer.

Dont worry, we got this.

MacGYVER:

Guys, I got a visual on Luca.

Headed into the green room.

Yeah, thats got to be

where Ionescu is.

I got to get in there,

but theres four guards

in between me and him.

Sounds like you need

a distraction.

Lucky for us, theres

a Jack Dalton on the team.

Excuse me. Hi, ladies.

How you doing?

Hold that for

me, will you?

Excuse me.

Guys, we got a problem.

Pretty sure

Lucas now contagious.

Jack, Hazmat is just

ten minutes out.

Tell me you have Luca contained.

BOZER:

Matty,

Jacks a little busy right now.

As for Luca, pretty sure

hes not contained yet,

but Macs working

on that right now.

I hope.

(panting)

This way, if you dont mind.

The light is better.

Dont let him touch you.

Hes infected

and hes trying to kill you.

You three need

to get out of the room now.

I know youre sick.

I need you to stay calm

and still.

No. No, no, no, no.

It cant end this way.

He needs to pay for what

he did to my brother.

To all those people.

Hes a monster.

He doesnt deserve to live

when so many have died.

Now get him out of here.

I know about the accident

that killed your brother.

You dont know a damn thing!

(grunts)

There wasnt an accident.

Ionescu rigged the mine

to collapse

so he could

collect insurance.

A dozen miners died

so he could turn a profit.

And your idea of justice

is-is what?

Start an epidemic and kill

millions of innocent people?

It was just supposed to be him.

But you...

You ruined that!

Whats going on?

Jack, hold this door.

Boze, get that second tarp.

Is this gonna keep

the virus in there?

Not forever, but it should

hold long enough

until Hazmat arrives.

(siren wailing)

(indistinct chatter)

BOZER:

Turns out, Luca was right.

Romanian police dug into the

allegations against Ionescu

and found all kinds of

incriminating evidence

on his computer.

Hes going to prison

for a long time.

JACK:

Yeah, hes going to prison,

but Lucas gonna die.

And thats about the only thing

worse than being locked up.

No, I dont think

this is the ending

the good doctor was

looking for. You?

The man infects himself with

a deadly virus with no cure,

almost kills millions of people

only to exact revenge

on one man.

Im having a hard time wrapping

my head around that.

Me, too.

Heres something yall can

wrap your heads around...

...lets go home.

(chuckles)

Id love to, but...

not sure how long itll be

before were allowed to.

Really?

We still may have a deadly virus

inside of us.

Which ambulance

do we go in?

The one Mac and I arent in.

Ha ha, everybodys got jokes.

I get it.

BOZER:

Jack, youre being ridiculous.

The Romanian hazmat team

examined you

and gave you a clean bill

of health.

Besides, if you were infected,

youd know it by now

cause youd be dead.

Im telling you,

somethings off. Okay?

(stammers) Woozy, greasy.

Bozer, you want

to feel my glands?

Thats gonna be a hard pass.

Take that.

Im nauseous.

How long is that gonna take?

Just a couple minutes.

(moans)

No, Matty, no.

Oh, no, no, no.

Dont come in here, seriously.

Mac, why are you humoring him?

Matty, its a lot easier

than arguing.

I heard that my cleaning

didnt go over so well.

So here is a peace offering

disguised as a sandwich.

And dont worry,

I messed up Macs

fridge all over again.

Dripped ketchup,

spilled milk,

the whole nine yards,

just for you.

You did?

Yes.

It once again looks like

raccoons live in there.

Well, thanks a lot, Leanna.

I really appreciate this.

Oh, no.

Oh, no, what?

It turned blue.

Is blue bad?

Its not good, Jack.

Thanks, Doctor. I knew it.

Now what am I supposed to do?

Hey, just stay calm.

Stay calm.

Go to the interrogation room

now,

close the door, lock it.

Wait for my call.

Im gonna call Dr. Falama.

Oh, and Jack? Cover

your nose and mouth.

And hurry.

I knew we shouldnt

have been in that trailer.

(stammers)

(inhales)

Ooh...

What is that?

Oh, just some stuff I found

in the supply closet.

(laughter)

Is this the surprise?

Well, you remember when I was

telling you Elwood and I

got to talking about you

when we were together?

Yeah.

Well, one of his biggest regrets

was turning his back

on his family.

And not just you.

Come on.

Really, whats going on?

Well, when you were born, Elwood

and his mom werent talking.

He didnt want to try to fix it

until he got his act together.

Whose house is this?

(chuckles)

Youll see.

(door opens)

Hello.

Ms. Dolores, Im Billy Colton.

We talked on the phone.

Yes, of course. Is this...?

BILLY:

Yes, maam.

Dolores, I want to introduce you

to someone very special.

This is

your granddaughter, Riley.

Riley,

meet your grandma.

Ive-Ive always wanted to...

(sniffles)

DOLORES (laughs):

Its okay.

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