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I can buy all of China.

What do you think is in them? Cocaine? Guns? Bang Bang!

I'm going to find a new husband..

Rum!

Bagga, wait.

Look...someone's shipped us to Japan.

Huny up. Happy- - Yes.

No need to inteIfeIe in my work.

Ae...so politely they invited me "with wife"

Why do you keep bringing up Harnam's Show?

So hIotheI, the Ail China gate is in Delhi's T3 terminal.

BIotheI Guddu, pIecaution is hetteI than cuIe.

They had burned down my dad's truck, you know sisteI-in-law.

HarpIeet KauI.

HarpIeet KauI.

How are we going to understand 0111 name in theiI language?

TheIe! TheIe! TheIe!

And it's not spelled P R O F.

- Did you Ieach safe and sound? - Yes, don't Worry about me.

Actually, uncle, Mumbai's code got tad biggeI.

And listen, I've come outside the house.

Hello, father.

Work hard and make a name for yourself, dear.

Ginny, father should never know where I am.

Once you find that bloody fool, give him a few on my behalf as well.

No, no, how much time does it take to get there?

Dumbo!

Welcome.

Welcome.

Why did you dump me in this furnace?

See!

And since you understand Hindi, let me make one thing clear.

And I don't have a husband.

Age-26. Amritsar, India.

Who Guddu?

A way to welcome their guests.

- Translator. - I see...

This way.

We were going to keep Guddu here as leverage...

Last year Javed Ahmed paid a visit here.

...he canceled that deal.

And you will convince Bilal Ahmed to gave that project to that same company.

First of all, I am not the Happy you're looking for.

...but no, you abduct that father's son's Indian...

We are not stupid to lay a finger on a politician's family.

I am Happy. Harpreet Kau.r.

But Imust get to the University immediately.

Mr. Interpreter, Iwill 'climb-up on stage'.

Because I am going to sing, bro.

But afler madam's speech.

It must be their culture.

Calm down, Gu.rdeep Singh.

This way please.

Ifyou don't do my job, Ican go to any limit.

I don't give a damn!

I am not the Happy you are looking for.

Now I am not responsible for whatever happens afler this.

Check the geni, Rajinder!

Where has he gone?

Where is he?

...in the honor of that Police Officer...

This is definitely bad luck for Pakistanis.

Sha.hid rom Cricket and Usman rom the Police Department.

...who makes everyone feel safe in the city by his mere existence.

whose mere existence sends chills down the spine of crime.

Sir is nowhere to be seen.

So that's the reason to bring you both back together.

Where's the logic? these twits abducted me off damn wedding horse!

You.r brother even booked himself a honeymoon package for Canada.

You know, political espionage is illegal in every way.

Iwas an ASP in the Lahore Police Department.

Ifyou want to get back to your wedding, and your retired life...

So Lollypop, do you want to catch Happy again!?

Makaju will go with you.

Buy some new clothes.

She will make you unhappy in life.

That's not what he meant.

My name is Chang, and I'm not your Chinese brother.

"Weird questions!"

"Always on the run."

"Put on your shoes."

"She's going to make you run for your money."

"Happy is going to run away."

Ni Hao

No - How, water.

Iwork in the Indian Embassy.

"You're crazy about me... Don't say no."

"I know you mean yes... when you say no."

"I know you love me... Don't say no."

Hello, mom.

While I am doing cardio on the treadmill you sent for me.

Stop hanging out with your fi'iends.

Be serious now.

I'll call you later.

Help Me! Help Me

I'll have you arrested.

Ijust recently got appointed as a professor at the Dadong University.

A professor without a passport.

I am a horticulturist.

Oh please, I've heard such stories before.

You can't con me. I am a legal man.

I am going. I don't need your help.

And stupid as well.

But you can't help a Punjabi girl in trouble.

Iwas stupid to get in your car.

By the way, I am Khushwant Singh Gill.

Didn't you get too personal?

Okay, this guy who was threatening you...

Chinese.

You.r life's under threat.

And what about the guys who are afler you.

There is a very influential guy from our community.

Yes, of course!

Is it your sister's?

We must leave early morning.

Take this.

You should worry about home.

Don't you miss Patiala?

Do you know what your type is?

Whom are we meeting with?

"You're meant to soar the skies."

Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!

"Don't let the earthly bonds and desires tie you down or confuse you."

"Gone are the days when Iwas alone in company."

Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!

But I still didn't understand how this lady met you.

Isee.

We met on the way, and she asked for my help.

Those scound.rels, who were holding you captive.

And anyway, they all look the same to me.

and they both can't understand ajoke.

Until then you must stay safe.

A place to stay is not the problem, sir.

Ijust want to get to the University once.

This is a very delicate situation.

Her name is Harpreet Kau.r. You hear anything you call me, okay.

I won't eat.

She gets everyone else in trouble.

When your brother couldn't find her, then you can't either.

Makaju!

There's Happy, near that black car.

And since when did Guddu start wearing a turban?

That's. . .

C for something.

ls 'Happy' in English or Hindi?

He's so dumb. Can't understand such a good performance.

Let's go take a look inside, for ourselves.

Yes?

Who is where?

Punjabi to English, non-stop top speed.

That's not her either.

This country is China.

Let me tell you.

I am Happy, but not that Happy.

Happy.

And you Indians know everything, don't you?

What the...

That's the guy Chang.

Don't worry, he will understand.

Happy, call the Police.

Quick.

It's on the speed dial, hurry up.

Why should I give you your gun?

Is he dead?

I don't understand.

Dead body?

You check. You check.

He's dead.

I'll rot in a Chinese prison for the rest of my life.

And never go back to Patiala.

It's torn.

- Is he talking in code? - You tore my pink kite.

No, you are right.

- So it's clear, he killed this guy. - This duplicate Guddu.

- You are not Bhagat Singh, - Freedom shall soon be ou.rs.

"Color my robe in saffron, O motherland."

Look...don't worry. - Why?

- Shut up! Everyone's gone crazy!! - "This country belongs to young brave-hearts..."

GET UP!!

He's just unconscious.

Our nation is free now,

You guys have ruined my life.

Lfthese guys are looking for that Happy...

Where is she?

All they did was talk about plants.

We'll have another honeymoon. Go sightseeing.

We can't expect any help from La.hore either.

...and try to find out the other Happy...

That's no way to talk.

Is he talking about us?

All the names in China are like that.

And your surname?

Khushi, I believe I have some bad news for you.

Okay, then hear me out.

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...that your fi'iend, I can't mention her name now.

She's involved in some kind of illegal drug trafficking.

Be careful, it's Biryani, not sticky rice.

You know what, you and that girl come over to my place tomorrow.

- Okay, sir. - Take care, kid.

What the....

Adnan sir will arrange for your safe return tomorrow.

Hey man!

Look at her eyes, beautiful.

Hey beautiful, how are you doing?

And you're lying to us.

What is the problem?

Why can't you clear out your closet at home?

That's why he used to call me Happy.

What are you doing?

Be quiet everyone.

Then why don't you agree to marry him?

And what about you? Who's going to take care ofyou?

...that she doesn't want to get married because she is worried for me.

But marriage cannot be my punishment for not getting your dress.

I wouldn't even leave my neighborhood for anyone.

Wait, dear, just a minute.

Yes. Talk to later.

Okay.

What now? Speak up.

And they are showing a Varun Dhawan movie.

She said yes.

"We're going to miss you when you're gone."

"Her lovers are feeling betrayed."

"There's a sale for broken hearts at the bars."

"Everyone's going to remember just one thing in my wa.ke."

"Can't handle the swag ofthat Amritsar gal."

"You.r earrings make our hearts skip a beat."

"...Amritsar gal..."

What happened?

Was that a compliment or a condolence?

"Are now on your side, they have become your fi'iends."

"You'll make this happy world lonely again."

"Everyone's going to remember just one thing in my wa.ke."

"You.r earrings make our hearts skip a beat."

"You.r earrings make our hearts skip a beat."

"...that Amritsar gal."

"Her decorated hands have been adorned with bangles."

"Soon these lanes, this neighborhood will be lonely again."

"I am going to leave all this behind."

"Everyone's going to remember just one thing in my wa.ke."

"Can't handle the swag ofthat Amritsar gal."

"Can't handle the swag ofthat Amritsar gal."

"...that Amritsar gal."

Get out of here.

Out ofmy house.

And take these empty chairs outside.

And why is that light still on?

- Isaid go away. - Someone else will do it.

That day he didn't raise his hand on me.

My father doesn't smile anymore.

But still no news.

Only because...

"I made a mistake".

As long as you two are not with them, your Happy is safe.

You clap when Ihit, okay?

- Isaw it in Lahore, Agneepath... - Keep Quiet! That's Mr. Adnan.

And who is this gentleman?

I am ASP Usman Afi'idi.

That's a long story, sir.

Ijust came over to say that in a couple of days...

There's a report against them.

She's ou.r fi'iend too.

"This is a long story."

You've made more fi'iends in four days then you did in four years.

There's a guy called Aman Wadhwa out there.

Iwilltry.

But I am finally doing something.

Yes?

Corporator, from Ajnala side.

The entire hall cleared out before you could finish your speech.

Desi suits you.

I was kidnapped, of course, Iwould know.

Hold these, I'll show them.

Let's go.

I lefi the bag.

- I'll just go get it. - Forget the bag, run.

- Let's go, Let's go! - Come on.

Keep updating us if you have any news.

Don't worry.

Iwill try my best, just leave.

Yes.

Go away.

Go away.

"The path oflife is filled with bu.rdens."

"But its all right."

"My luck's pretty good, but my problems have better luck."

"But its all right."

Go find her.

"Things messed up."

"A bird."

"Although the paths are unfamiliar."

"...but it's actually very complicated."

"But its all right."

"But its all right."

Four years ago Igot ajob as an interpreter in the Embassy.

Even the noodles she made tasted like homemade parathas.

Once she got that, she lefi for...Noida.

Why have you still kept her clothes?

You.r type.

And what are you looking at? You also come.

"But if you can get that question out, then you're amazing."

"Such are the ways of fate..."

"Brawn is bigger than brains."

"But its all right."

"But its all right."

"But its all right."

Come, Ginny, get me some dinner!

Happy's phone is unreachable.

And you're telling me now.

I'm taking the next train to Delhi.

Where?

China, father.

Aman doesn't work in a toy factory...

I guess even the authors of Urdu won't know what to call adult toy in Urdu.

But Happy, what is an adult toy?

Once I get my hands on him, Iwill set him straight for good.

Go ahead.

And I come on second.

And there's nothing that Gill don't understand.

You're actually Gill?

This is the address.

Come soon. - Okay.

Look.

- Hey, Kuchi Kuchi! You want massage? - Listen, lady, I'll have you arrested.

Handcuff

It makes mood.

Where were you?

I wonder what she made me smell.

Since we got here, everyone looks like Chang.

That's not Chang, it's someone else.

Where are these two?

This place is hell.

Bagga. He's Chang.

Lfthose noodles had been 'Halal'...

Run Happy, he looks furious.

Please leave him, this is not the time.

- Leave me. - Leave him.

Baby.

Kayloole!

Let's go.

Run Happy.

Come, you!

Stop this fooling around.

Go straight and take a right.

40 kilometers?

But first, we must take this Pervert to the hospital.

You call Chow.

We must get out of here first.

Why do you have Chang's card in your wallet?

Run Happy.

Think about Adnan fi.rst.

It's hard to believe.

He abducted me by mistake.

Maybe he wants to stay hidden.

That mean...

One, two, three, four.

One, two, three, four.

And we were getting a small profit of4.7 billion.

Ispent a lifetime trying to bring 'Biryani' on the same level as 'Sticky Rice'.

Javed Ahmed.

- Sir, I... - Dance. Dance.

As usual, India interfering between China and Pakistan again.

India is calling, Chang.

Unfortunately, those rascals followed us all the way to Hunan.

No, sir, he's gone...somewhere far away from here.

Aman is in Guangzhou's jai.l.

Okay Khushi, call me.

Now we'll first get Aman and head straight to the Embassy.

Thank you, Daman.

Brother. . .

This seems to be the address.

I've been waiting for this moment for three years.

- But Happy... - Please Bagga, stay here.

Stay here, Bagga.

- ls Aman Wadhwa Chinese? - Doesn't matter.

Beat him.

He was stealing at that old lady's place.

Changde Cheng Ywu..

So...

We can't work afler a meal.

What plan?

We'll travel from one city to another, break into the prison without passports.

Two from Amritsar, one from Patiala and another from La.hore.

His brother's wedding was canceled for the second time.

And back then not her, nor Guddu, nor his sir, nor him, nor his brother...

Trying to be wise is not our cup oftea.

These people are watching.

But first, we'll visit a Muslim neighborhood out here.

All the best, brother.

- Greetings. - Greetings

Open door.

Chin Lee!

He affair my wife.

You bloody twit! You don't touch.

When Usman sings like a hummingbird.

Listen...what was that talk about 'bronze' in the car?

He wanted to eat prawns.

These lights! Poles! Flags!

We're not playing. This is not a plan.

And I am having an affair with your wife?

You have Labradog affair with her.

You make bird noise.

- Whatever, Khushi. Throw the rope. - Shall I?

It's completely his fault.

You guys ruined the plan.

But uncle here sounded like a donkey on a honeymoon.

It was a wild hummingbird.

We should've just asked for permission.

you're not who you say who you are, afler all.

We are looking for a man, who could be here, his name Aman Wadhwa.

My fianc.

"They call me Chin Chin Chu."

"Hold your heart...or you might lose your mind."

"They call me Chin Chin Chu."

Atleast hear me out once?

At least hear me out once.

Aman, I am very furious right now.

I'm gonna slap you know!

...then, they would've slapped me too.

Is that why you ruined my father's l.ife?

But dad and mom looked so happy, and you were excited too.

You know, I had to literally beg my way in here.

Did you even think about the pain and humiliation you caused your parents?

I came here because Iwanted to take you back and make you apologize to my father.

But Aman...

Idiot!

Hey...

I'll take you straight to the Embassy.

afler Aman apologizes...

We'll set up a bunch of loudspeakers on Haathi Gate...

That's right.

"Hear me o beloved... I am madly in love with you."

"Hear me o beloved... I am madly in love with you."

"She made me go down the lane, I never expected."

"A beautiful girl melted my heart."

"She made me go down the lane, I never expected."

"...even in this digital age, I got spent like loose change."

"I couldn't stop smiling."

"Hear me o beloved...I am madly in love with you."

"Following you wherever you go."

- Glory to... - Daman Singh Bagga!

- Glory to... - Daman Singh Bagga!

"I searched high and low for you."

"Marry me, sweetheart, because I can't live without you anymore."

"Say yes, and I'll feel like I'm on top ofthis world."

"...and the world will witness a Jatt's insanity."

"Listen, dear, your attitude had this effect on me."

"Listen, dear, your attitude had this effect on me."

"I kept asking the seasons for your name."

"There as no cure in this world for my pain."

"I kept asking the seasons for your name."

"You.r touch is so tender."

"Whenever I look at you, my heart skips a beat."

"Listen, dear, your attitude had this effect on me."

"I couldn't stop smiling."

"Listen, dear, your attitude had this effect on me."

"Following you wherever you go."

I'll clear Elli's clothes from the closet.

Peasant.

It's just another word for what's unbearable in 'Urdu'.

- Drink. - Wasting time!

Tell me something.

If only you were in Pakistan.

- Really? - Yes.

You're my brother.

You are calling a Pakistani your brother.

Exactly.

All because ofyou.r Sir Junior.

Didn't know who she is or where she was going?

But that love story was unpleasant as well.

Unnecessarily.

Call him now.

Iwant him to talk him.

He isn't answering my brother's phone.

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You?

These poor guys are carrying some stuff.

You and your bloody help.

He's Indian, I am Pakistani.

- It's okay! They will do it. - We help, we help!

You looks like my fi'iend, you know.

Everyone looks like Chang to you.

We love China, but China no like us.

I don't like Jackie Chan.

Thank you.

Hello.

I'll tell you, your enemy Chang works for me.

I've known for some time, sir.

Anyway, the story is again in the same place where it all started.

Happy?

But last night I was happy to know that even you have a bunch of clowns with you.

And now for our La.hore Job.

So wake up your loser fi'iends, and find our Happy from wherever she is in China...

What happened? Did India attack?

Iwas telling you he's Chang.

We're up. We're up.

What do we do with him now?

- What language is this? - Uncle, taxi.

Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

I don't understand why we brought him along.

And you Indians are very wise, aren't you?

I know that Chow is responsible for all this...

Chow took Happy.

And if we don't find the second Happy, then we won't find the first one.

Harnam took father's bike. I didn't take it.

Khushi, snap out of it.

Khushi, snap out of it.

- "...what it means to be in love." - Khushi, there's a car a.head.

he got lost when I was a kid!

Bagga!

He almost got us killed.

So finally, my son's been possessed.

Tears kites, Rams motorbikes.

And you are backing out?!

There is no looking back.

We got drunk and lost Happy.

We'll take a Mono.

And he won't go back to jail.

Leave!

Now let's go.

His brother will drive the car.

Professor Harpreet did come here.

Her husband, Guddu.

Guddu. He's a good singer.

- I am going to lose my mind. - Just a minute, uncle.

And she didn't get married afler coming here.

And you are a professor?

LfHappy is with us then we'll get our papers for a safe return.

Will you stop asking questions?

They say he has a great voice.

Happy was saying that they invited him here to sing.

Then we can get to Guddu through music.

You think he's listening to FM radio out here?

What if we can somehow deliver this news that he's actually got a show here?

And how will we know where is Guddu in this huge Shanghai?

Why don't we send a message through a pigeon, that will be faster?

You called so it is you speaking.

Brother, it is you.

I didn't leave. Iwas abducted because ofyou fools.

Go right now and get some pictures of Guddu from uncle's house.

Even the Chinese are looking for Guddu.

You've asked me not to speak, but Iwant to say something.

But soon it will all be over.

Okay?

You seem to have understood him pretty well.

Except for running away, you are ere to do anything.

Have a pleasant stay, and sorry for the inconvenience.

Bend down stupid. You won't strain your back.

Bring it to me.

Son, this is my daughter, she is lost in China.

- I'll leave, or my wife will run away too. - What are you saying?

I've booked a show for Guddu in that.

The show's been booked.

But if Guddu doesn't show up, we'll have to do the show, Otherwise...

He'll get it from Gu.rdeep?

"Come down my lane...someday too."

"Come down my lane...someday too."

Right.

In different colors.

That looks like me from the annual day.

Quality is amazing, even Guddu is looking handsome.

Why?

It's all in Chinese.

Iwas making kebabs and reminded me of you.

But you won't harm my Happy.

Just get my Happy tomorrow at any cost...

My funders are very cruel people.

I knew it.

Lfyou had listened to me on the day you abducted me...

You will call your boss, disturb him who has already said...

Get embarrassed in front of these amateurs.

Fine. You can go on the roof.

Just go and have your walk.

And that bloody Aman lefi me with this giant to get a waxing.

Fa, let it be.

Guddu hasn't arrived yet?

He will show up.

Is this your show?

People are dying to hear you.

Sister, I'll sit in the first row, okay.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Where is she?

"Happy will run away."

"She will break free."

"She will run away."

"Soul's still pu.re."

"And there's no one who can douse it now."

"No one can get their hands on her."

"She's careless...and carefree."

"Happy."

He'll keep singing until people don't start bleeding from their ears.

"She will break free."

- Yea.h, Dangal, will you go now? - Yes.

"Brother of mine, stop singing now."

"There's a voice calling out to you from Lahore."

"...through such a difficult phase before."

What the....

"My wedding got canceled twice."

"You.r fi'iend's lefi all alone in this world..."

"I wonder what magic will or union spell."

"Now I can't live a moment. . .away from you."

What do you trying to say?

That Happy shouldn't actually be in that place.

Usman, why don't you talk to Bilal?

And it's not like I want to hand over your Happy to get my Happy back.

When Happy's ready, who wants his permission?

You've got her, he'll get her.

Usman is right.

Let's think ofsomething else.

So...

You can take your Happy from Po Po Carnival in two hours.

Thank you.

Sir, Happy...

That guy with turban...

Fa's Bar in the main city.

Don't worry, everything will be fine.

You feel like you'll get sc***?

I really appreciate.

Otherwise, every time you try to get married...

These Chinese twits abducted me, otherwise, your brother had settled down.

Usman's car broke down.

How much longer are you going to drive?

Do you know the risk of getting married in Pakistan?

Hey Khushi!

Fast! Fast!

What's the matter, Khushi?

He couldn't hear, you'll have to speak louder.

We don't see our Happy.

Don't you trust us, Khushi?

Trust.

Give us our Happy, and we'll leave this car here.

As soon as my Happy starts walking this side, she will go over to your side.

Khushi.

Not her.

"...like the blowing winds."

"She soars in the skies."

"She's hard to find."

"A sweet poison, and a little bitter."

"...then how can she."

"And she will run away."

Who is driving your car?

Those guys are chasing Happy.

Hello, Professor.

Not just her, they are all heading for the airport.

And tell everyone that you're originally from Ghaziabad.

Thisisit?

Now we've to go over to your Embassy too.

Stop it already.

And it took us great pain to find them.

She looks like our Happy?

You're Daman Singh Bagga, aren't you?

Yes, I did.

- Stay up! - This thing's going down.

No.

Happy, look.

Stop here.

Will you drive it into the sea?

But let's have a more chilled meeting in India.

I informed the Embassy when I made that plan.

Thank you.

Now you're being too formal.

There's no need of my sorry or your Thank You.

Then, We'll know whether you need to say sorry, or Ineed to say thank you.

Where else will she go?

She will have to go through here.

Uncle is angry, huh. Never mind.

- Thank you so much. - You're welcome.

Aman will come straight to Amritsar,

Call me when he apologizes to your father.

Sorry, father.

Doesn't matter.

Great. bless you, son.

Have a plate of Kebab for me as well in Johar Town's Alkabab.

Q?

Mr. Daman, why do you try to get married first?

But you have sympathy.

"Come sit next to me beloved."

"Come sit next to me beloved."

"I'll feel blessed if you enter in my life."

"They call me Chin Chin Chu."

"They call me Chin Chin Chu."

"In this moonlit night, just me and you." "Hello mister, how do you do."

"You stole my heart, congratulations to you."

"Hold your heart... or you might lose your mind."

"They call me Chin Chin Chu."

"They call me Chin Chin Chu."

"We're going to miss you when you're gone."

"Breaking news the girl's engaged."

"There's a sale for broken hearts at the bars."

"I am gonna fly away."

"Everyone's going to remember just one thing in my wa.ke."

"You.r earrings make our hearts skip a beat."

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