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Scientist ♪1:
Though the
terrestrial planets
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have similar characteristics
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there are also
distinct differences...
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Scientist ♪2:
Electronically charged
ions and electrons that
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become trapped in
the earth's magnetic field
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form ion lakes
in the upper region
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of the atmosphere.
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This is known as the lonosphere.
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Scientist ♪3:
When we're looking up
at the stars in the sky,
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we are actually
looking into the past.
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We know that light
travels at about
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300 million meters per second.
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While that is certainly
fast by normal standards,
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in the context of
the size of the universe...
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Scientist ♪4:
Solar disturbances
may disrupt radio
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communications, they also create
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a shower of incoming
energetic particles...
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Scientist: ♪5
schwarzschild's solution
describes space-time...
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Scientist ♪6:
You know, I think
the more important question
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we should be asking
is "what is time?"
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Scientist on TV:
Could life exist
on other planets
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in our solar system?
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Is Mars the most likely
place for it to develop?
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Dr. Harold grindstaff
thinks
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in order to answer that question
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we may want to look
a bit further out.
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Grindstaff:
As we travel past
the terrestrial planets
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in our solar system,
we reach the jovian planets,
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Jupiter, saturn,
uranus, and Neptune.
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These planets are
massive in size...
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Ben:
Eric, my man, you're looking
good this morning.
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What can I do for you, Ben?
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It's official.
Practor financial is now ours.
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All right!
Well, congratulations.
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That's huge.
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And you are in luck, my friend.
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I'm giving you first
pick of the new clients.
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Yeah?
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What's the catch?
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Aw, catch?
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Come on, Eric,
don't be so cynical.
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Don't bullshit me, Ben.
I know how you operate.
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What's the catch?
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Okay, it's really quite simple.
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Yes, it's a boutique operation,
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but their clientele are
mostly the elderly type.
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You know, the kind
who don't know what to do
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with their money,
so they hand it over to
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the portfolio manager
to manage until it's time
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to pass it down to the kids.
The best type.
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That's great.
That sounds wonderful.
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What are you not telling me?
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I just need you to spend
a couple of weeks with...
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Eric: No, no, no,
hell, no!
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You are not doing
that shit to me again, okay?
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Why do I always
have to be the one
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to take the new
acquisitions passdowns?
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You know the last guy,
he pestered me non-stop
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to join his fucking
"dungeons & dragons" group.
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Okay? I had to
spend two weekends,
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two weekends, Ben,
in some guy's ratty-ass
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apartment with a bunch
of his loser-ass friends
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who look like milt from
"office space," all right?
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They're arguing over whether,
you know, a dwarf or an elf
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makes a better cleric.
I'm not doing that shit again,
okay?
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Okay, okay,
this time the "he" is a "she"
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and they don't play
"dungeons & dragons.”
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what are you doing?
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Don't... not the numbers.
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Do you have any idea
what two weeks is to me?
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Let me tell you something,
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I bring home $7,000
a week in commissions.
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That's not including
salary, all right?
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You know how much money
that is to this firm?
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Now you want me to sift through
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some worthless client's
portfolio under the guise
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that you're actually
doing me a favor, right?
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You and I both know
there's one client
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in there,
maybe two if we're lucky,
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that's actually worth
my time to manage.
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This is intern work, Ben,
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not something for
your best employee.
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You know, maybe I've failed to
properly explain to you
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the boss-employee
relationship.
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I tell you what to do,
and you do it.
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It's really that simple.
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Okay, so that's how
we're gonna play this, right?
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You should take notes.
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Although it may seem to
you that I got the job of
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senior vice president
of accounts based solely
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on my dashing good looks,
I actually knew when to
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shut the fuck up
and do what I was told.
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Okay, no, I get it,
you want me to be a team player,
I'll be a team player.
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- Ben: That's all I'm asking.
- All right.
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Hey, so, I've
been thinking, right?
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You should keep that up, kal.
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People appreciate
a thinking man.
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Oh, you will appreciate it.
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So there are seven billion
people in this world,
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and every two seconds,
somebody dies.
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That means in 116 years,
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everyone that's alive
right now will be gone!
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That's 2129, man.
That is coming fast.
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Yeah, yeah. You figured
that whole thing out
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while you were waiting for me?
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Are you kidding me?
That's some extreme math.
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It took me the entire day.
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Only kal doesn’t
work on mondays.
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What's with you?
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I'm sorry, my boss
has got another one
of his brilliant ideas.
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We're taking clients
from a smaller firm
so he's got this...
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This chick that's
gonna come in and,
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I don't know,
teach me how to cater
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to their upper echelon’s
elderly, I guess?
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I don't know.
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Listen to you, man.
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You're like the epitome
of white people problems.
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I'm a rich white male.
What do you expect?
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Well, hey,
tom Hanks was a rich white male
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and he figured out a way
to connect with the common folk.
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Yeah.
Yeah, but he was retarded.
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Whoa! You would
lose your mind too
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if you were on that
island for that long.
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- Oh, you're talking "castaway".
- Yes!
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And you know Forrest Gump
was not retarded, either.
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I learned more from that man
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than I ever did in any school.
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Yeah, I actually believe that,
kal,
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but maybe you should have
paid more attention
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and you could've figured out
that 2129 thing
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before it was too late.
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I don’t even know why you're
still working at that job.
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I mean, I always hear you
complaining about it.
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I don’t know. I mean,
it pays well, I like money.
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You like money so
much you never spend it?
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What are you talking about?
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I spend money all the time.
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Besides, it's better to have it
and not need it
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than need it and not have it.
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Okay, you made more
money this year
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than I'll probably ever make
in my entire lifetime.
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- Probably.
- Yet you live in a
small-ass apartment,
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you own one car,
you never come
to magic mountain...
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The apartment is nice
and who needs more
than one car?
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Besides, like I said,
I'm saving it, you know?
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You never know when
you might need it.
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It's from the lady.
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All right, bring it in here.
What do you think?
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Well, she was already
here when I got here...
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Okay.
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Cute, alone,
easy pickings, right?
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Check out the wedding ring.
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There's always more
than meets the eye, man.
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You want the real report?
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Recent divorcee,
can't quite seem
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to let it go...
Tch, tch, tch.
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You're amazing,
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I'm gonna go see
if you're right.
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- Don't say I didn't warn you.
- All right.
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Dude, what happened out there?
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She was, like, all over you.
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She bored me.
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Bored you? Sheesh,
I wish I could be bored
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by someone who looks like that.
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Scientist on TV:
Edwin hubble used
spectral shifts in the galaxy
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to determine that the universe
is constantly expanding.
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Hubble's law raises some
interesting questions.
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If galaxies are in fact
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receding from us
in all directions,
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does that mean that we are
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at the center of the universe?
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Ben:
Eric, allow me to
introduce you to...
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Julia practor, nice to meet you.
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Eric laziter, team player.
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Well, I'll let you
two get acquainted.
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So what I was thinking
is we could get started off...
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You know what we could do is
just do this thing the easy way.
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Just pile everything I'm gonna
need right here on the desk.
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I'll just take care of
it all on my own,
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if that's okay with you.
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Hey, that wasn't
part of the deal.
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I was very clear with Ben
about what the turnover
processes would entail.
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Is this going to be a problem?
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No.
No, not at all.
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Let's dig in.
Go ahead and have a seat.
We'll do this together.
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So, um, where do you
want to get started?
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Did you make a note on there
about sticking with
market neutral...
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Strategies, I got it, yeah.
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Okay, ‘cause I'm just trying
to make sure that we keep
everything...
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I'm very good at my job,
I got it. I know what I'm doing.
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Just keep moving.
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You know what?
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Actually, it's
getting really late.
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Um, why don't we just
just pick this back up
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in the morning?
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Or we could take a combat nap
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in the break room.
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That was a joke.
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Uh, wow,
you don't like me, do you?
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I don't know you.
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Meyers:
If you really want
to understand the planets
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in our solar system,
you first need to
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look at what different
types of planets exist.
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Okay, so you've got
terrestrial planets, right?
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Those are planets
that share physical
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and chemical characteristics
with our own planet.
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And these planets with these
specific characteristics,
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okay, you've got Venus, Mars,
Mercury, and, of course, earth.
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Oh, uh, hold on.
Actually we haven't spoken
about Jackson mchale yet.
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Uh, Jackson mchale, got him.
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Or Byron Evans,
Judith szymankowicz,
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the emorys.
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Got him, got her,
and I got them.
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Okay, stop, all right?
This isn't fair.
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This is important to me.
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It was part of the deal,
we would talk about every client
individually
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because you're not going
to pick up on the subtleties
on your own.
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Okay, all right.
Um...
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Jackson mchale, all right,
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64 years old,
$780,000 net worth,
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largest stock holding is intel,
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and his hobbies include
stamp collecting,
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fishing, and spending
time with his grandkids,
all right?
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Byron Evans...
Byron Evans is a character.
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74 years young,
likes the ponies,
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horse racing, and fast women.
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Maybe that's why
he's not worth so much.
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Judith szymankowicz.
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This woman,
$600k net worth, right?
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Clearly not giving her
proper guidance
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because in the 12 years that
she's been with your company,
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she's only seen a 5.7%
return on her investment.
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I like to think I
could have at least come close
to doubling that.
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And then we have
the emorys, right?
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Robert, the patriarch,
retired after 42 years
at raytheon,
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made a fortune in dotcoms,
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got out before the bubble burst,
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got two kids, both sons,
loves them both.
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Mitch owns a small chain
of seafood restaurants
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in San Diego county and hal...
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Is a real estate agent
in San Luis obispo.
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Good family.
What else is there to know?
243
00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:40,045
I'm impressed...
244
00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:41,755
Well, I worked from
home last night.
245
00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,465
It's not that big of a deal.
246
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:46,385
With your ability to properly
pronounce "szymankowicz."
247
00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:48,265
Did 1?
248
00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:51,644
I'm kidding. It's, uh...
Wow, that's really good work.
249
00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:53,145
Thank you.
250
00:10:54,737 --> 00:10:56,728
Dr. souza on TV:
Of the stars in our galaxy.
251
00:10:56,948 --> 00:10:59,906
We can see that our
galaxy contains more mass
252
00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:03,201
than is accounted for
by our stars and gasses.
253
00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:07,372
So what is this mysterious
invisible mass...
254
00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:12,078
Hey, man.
255
00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:13,912
Kal:
Hey, buddy.
You busy?
256
00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:15,793
I am, a little bit, yeah.
257
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,965
We are, uh, sort of
up to our ears
258
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:22,296
in this, uh,
business acquisition thing.
What's going on?
259
00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:24,410
Kal:
Well, you know,
I'm just calling
‘cause I was just making sure
260
00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:25,890
we're still on
tonight for beers!
261
00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:28,309
Ah, you know what?
I'm gonna have to
262
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:29,957
pull the ripcord
on that thing, buddy.
263
00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:31,596
Um, I got a lot of work to do.
264
00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:33,377
Julia and I are getting started
early tomorrow.
265
00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:34,732
Kal:
Wait, "Julia and i"?
266
00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:38,027
Whoa. This girl is cute,
isn't she?
267
00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:40,025
Muy caliente.
268
00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:42,607
All right, buddy.
You have a good night.
269
00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:47,028
Dark matter exists in two forms:
270
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Ordinary matter
and exotic matter.
271
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,499
The ordinary matter
is referred to
272
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:54,077
by its acronym, machos,
273
00:11:54,297 --> 00:11:56,629
for massive compact
halo objects..
274
00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:32,532
Ben:
Hey, uh, change of plans.
275
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:36,040
I'm gonna need these clients
done a little bit sooner.
276
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:37,792
Okay, yeah, no, how much sooner?
277
00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:39,338
End of the week.
278
00:12:39,550 --> 00:12:41,711
Sec quarterly review
got moved up a little bit.
279
00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:43,113
I need to have these things done
280
00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:44,343
before they show up.
281
00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:47,171
Just get it done.
282
00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:48,723
Work overtime if you have to,
283
00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:50,679
but I need it by Friday.
284
00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:53,595
Looks like it's going to
be another long night.
285
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,388
Yeah, what else is new?
286
00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:00,189
You hungry?
287
00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:01,190
Ooh.
288
00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:02,406
Sound good?
289
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,527
Excellent idea.
290
00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:06,971
You know, there's this
really cool thing,
291
00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:08,326
you can turn those into a plate.
292
00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:10,266
But if you're gonna just
slurp it out of the box,
293
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,747
let me at least grab you a fork.
294
00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:15,033
Fork? You don’t eat
Chinese with a fork,
295
00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:16,368
you use chopsticks.
296
00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:17,667
Why would I use chopsticks?
297
00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:19,045
It's an inferior utensil.
298
00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:20,651
I have a far superior one
here in the kitchen.
299
00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:21,995
Because that's
just the way it is.
300
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,375
Says who?
301
00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:24,800
That'd be like a caveman using
302
00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:26,293
sticks and stones
to start a fire
303
00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:27,952
when he's got a
lighter in his pocket.
304
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,941
Oh, come on. Where's your
spirit of tradition?
305
00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:32,058
I think tradition is for
those who live in the past.
306
00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:35,644
Oh, is it? Those who
don't study history are doomed
to repeat it.
307
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,335
Yeah, but they wouldn't
know it, right,
308
00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:39,128
because they hadn't
studied it to begin with,
309
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:42,235
so to them it's a brand-new
and exciting future.
310
00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:45,189
Oh, you do have an answer
for everything, don't you?
311
00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:46,677
You say it like
it's a bad thing.
312
00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:48,942
No one likes
a Johnny know-it-all.
313
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:52,495
Besides, you're not as smart
as you think you are.
314
00:13:52,707 --> 00:13:56,040
Ouch, that hurts me.
315
00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:57,788
Just calling it like I see it.
316
00:13:57,962 --> 00:13:59,418
If you were really smart,
317
00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:01,871
you'd be doing something
more with your life.
318
00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:05,549
I don't know, I mean I...
Poor kid from the midwest,
319
00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:08,094
grew up in poverty
and now here I am,
320
00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:10,797
a successful account manager
making high six figures a year.
321
00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:13,011
I'd say that's something.
322
00:14:13,227 --> 00:14:17,766
Perhaps, if money alone
is how success is defined,
but it's not.
323
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:19,601
At least not in my world,
it's not.
324
00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:21,353
Well, how do you define success?
325
00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:24,185
By the kind of impact
you make on the world.
326
00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:26,646
Yeah, I help people
plan for retirement.
That's impactful.
327
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,697
You help rich people get richer.
328
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,029
It's like teaching fish
how to swim.
329
00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:32,701
It's pretty low impact,
330
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:36,831
especially when you are capable
of so much more.
331
00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:43,379
Okay, what do you mean?
332
00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:46,173
You are incredibly intelligent,
333
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:47,876
but I have seen
your type before.
334
00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:49,711
You're smarter
than everybody else,
335
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,175
so you get by
with minimal effort.
336
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:56,556
But you will never
reach your full potential
living like that.
337
00:14:56,771 --> 00:15:00,013
I mean, you could really have
a real impact on society.
338
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:03,191
You could be a doctor
curing disease,
339
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,940
or a scientist inventing
new technology or...
340
00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:08,521
An astronaut.
341
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:09,856
What?
342
00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:15,432
I always wanted
to be an astronaut
when I was a kid,
343
00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:18,323
so I thought I would...
344
00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:21,080
Grow up to be...
345
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:22,330
An astronaut.
346
00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:23,957
I never told anyone that before.
347
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:26,255
So why didn't you?
348
00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:31,635
Because I...
349
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:37,308
I don't know.
350
00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:41,687
I don't know.
351
00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:44,686
You know, it's not too late
to do something great.
352
00:15:46,821 --> 00:15:50,063
Don't be afraid to listen
to what the universe
is telling you.
353
00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:02,704
All right, you are not
gonna believe this,
354
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,252
but we are done.
355
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,751
- Really?
- With time to spare. Yup.
356
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,674
Wow.
Your boss will be excited.
357
00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:12,297
Maybe he'll give you a bonus.
358
00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:14,241
No, he's gonna call it
the price of admission
359
00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:15,951
and tell me that I'm lucky
to be working here.
360
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,327
Ah, but that guy loves you
in a way
361
00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:18,761
he's not ready to deal with.
362
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,639
That just sounds creepy.
363
00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:22,971
You're saying gay people
creep you out?
364
00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:25,978
No, of course not.
Why would I say that?
365
00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:28,105
Wait, are you saying
that you think Ben is gay?
366
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:30,937
No, just trying to make you
uncomfortable for a second.
367
00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:33,106
All right.
368
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,191
- You are evil.
- Devilishly.
369
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:37,723
All right, come on, I'll buy you
an ice cream to celebrate.
370
00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:39,783
Oh, okay.
371
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,330
- Do you eat ice cream?
- Yeah.
372
00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:43,182
- [All right, come on.
- Can I] Have this?
373
00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:45,163
Uh, no, it's not your fault.
374
00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:46,779
You didn't know.
How could you have?
375
00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:48,044
No way of knowing.
376
00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:50,464
You a cone eater?
377
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:53,793
- I'm not. Yeah,
I'll get rid of those.
- I'm good.
378
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,574
To tell you the truth,
the worst part about it
379
00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:58,180
was, uh, the money, you know?
380
00:16:58,392 --> 00:16:59,495
I mean, they're
in a better place now
381
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,009
and they're happy, but..
382
00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:03,595
What, you mean
the funeral expenses?
383
00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:06,973
No. No, no,
they're not dead.
384
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:09,730
I bought them tickets
on the "ocean world" liner.
385
00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:11,173
They're probably
more alive than I am.
386
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:12,983
That is not funny.
387
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:15,480
Well, you're not the only one
who enjoys a little sarcasm.
388
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:18,988
So what's next for you?
389
00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:20,182
What are you planning on doing?
390
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:22,197
What's your next move?
391
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:26,876
Well, I want to
give back, you know?
392
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:30,129
I mean, between the
buyout and my inheritance,
393
00:17:30,341 --> 00:17:32,332
- I am set for life.
- Really?
394
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,668
And so that means
I can do what I want
395
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:38,004
when I want and I want
that "what" to matter.
396
00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:40,798
Yeah, that makes sense.
I mean...
397
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:42,496
I mean, exactly what
are you planning on doing?
398
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:43,956
Like, how are you going
to change the world?
399
00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:45,845
You know, you strike me
as that kind of person
400
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,265
who wants to change the world.
401
00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:48,718
You gonna save
the whales, or what?
402
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,358
Well, I guess I'm not
so much of a whale girl
403
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,857
as I am a humanitarian.
404
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:58,157
I don’t know..
You watch the news and
405
00:17:58,369 --> 00:18:00,155
you see these horrible things
406
00:18:00,371 --> 00:18:03,033
and just..
It makes you think.
407
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:05,831
We've really got it
good here in the usa.
408
00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:10,919
They don't even show
you the worst stuff.
409
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,876
Yeah, no, you're probably right.
410
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:16,133
So, what, you want
to expose the truth?
411
00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:21,597
I want to help those who
can't help themselves.
412
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:27,020
I don't know, maybe teach
kids or build libraries,
413
00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:29,396
dig water Wells.
414
00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:32,729
I don't know.
415
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,230
It's like you said,
416
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,187
there's a lot of
problems in the world.
417
00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:38,272
One girl can't fix them all.
418
00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:43,160
I don't know about that.
419
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:45,328
I know I believe in you.
420
00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:47,327
I do.
421
00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:50,285
I do, and, um...
422
00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:53,954
You've inspired me.
423
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,465
You have. Um...
424
00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:59,134
Maybe it's time for me
to do something great.
425
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:03,577
You should have
become an astronaut,
426
00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:06,968
see how big
this world really is.
427
00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:11,807
You know, there are
over 300 billion stars
428
00:19:12,026 --> 00:19:13,812
in the milky way,
429
00:19:14,028 --> 00:19:17,111
and all we can do is
sit here and observe.
430
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:18,963
You know, if you keep
looking at the world
431
00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:20,315
through a filter,
432
00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:22,695
you're never going
to see its true beauty.
433
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:28,114
If you want to be
an astronaut, do it.
434
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:33,460
Sometimes life
gives you moments,
435
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:35,834
and if you don't leap
at the opportunity,
436
00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:38,757
you lose them forever.
437
00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:55,524
I'm sorry.
I have to go.
438
00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:58,603
Have to g...
Julia. Julia!
439
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:02,152
Kal:
So she just left?
After ice cream?
440
00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:05,952
Hmm... ice cream,
philosophy, romance.
441
00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:09,030
Well, you gave her
the deadly combo,
boom, boom, boom!
442
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:12,120
Yeah, it's
probably for the best.
443
00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:14,159
What do you mean?
444
00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:15,858
Why do you even care, bro?
Look at you.
445
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,328
You're a tall,
good-looking dude.
446
00:20:17,508 --> 00:20:18,735
You could probably have
any girl in this bar.
447
00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:19,919
Here's one, for example.
448
00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:21,576
Just pick one out,
dust yourself off,
449
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:22,841
and move on to the next one.
450
00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:24,053
I don't want the next one,
451
00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:25,338
you understand?
I want this one.
452
00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:26,969
No, you only think
you want this one.
453
00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:29,049
It's called psychology 101,
my friend.
454
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,219
You two were forced
to spend an inordinate
455
00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:33,208
amount of time together
in such a brief period.
456
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,597
Of course it's gonna be natural
457
00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:36,545
for a certain level
of attraction to develop.
458
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:39,606
But after time, this is all
gonna just pass away, pshhh.
459
00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:41,508
Okay, Freud, no, seriously,
I'm telling you,
460
00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:42,551
I know what
I'm talking about, okay?
461
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,657
The energy was different.
462
00:20:44,869 --> 00:20:47,952
It's hard to explain.
It's just different.
463
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:49,825
Okay, you've convinced me.
464
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:51,530
Wait, what?
Really?
465
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,631
No, but I can see
that you've convinced yourself
466
00:20:53,836 --> 00:20:55,417
so I'm just trying
to be supportive.
467
00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:57,915
Okay, so what do I do now?
468
00:20:58,132 --> 00:21:00,168
I think you should take
another crack at her.
469
00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:02,799
I mean, who knows, maybe
she's sitting in some bar
470
00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:04,239
on the other side
of town right now
471
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,628
having this exact same
conversation
472
00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:07,554
with her best friend
named Kallie.
473
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,223
That's right.
474
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:10,954
Wait, she's got a best
friend named Kallie?
475
00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:11,763
Well, I like
to think that everyone
476
00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:12,998
has a best friend named kal,
477
00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:14,022
or Kallie if it's a girl,
478
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,266
although if she's a tomboy,
479
00:21:15,483 --> 00:21:16,763
they'll call her "kal"
for short.
480
00:21:27,244 --> 00:21:29,326
What's this?
481
00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:31,403
It's a peace offering.
482
00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:33,831
So you can always see
the entirety of the world.
483
00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:37,497
It's stupid.
484
00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:39,954
No, it's great.
Thank you.
485
00:21:40,174 --> 00:21:41,835
Look, Eric, I need
to apologize...
486
00:21:42,051 --> 00:21:43,820
It's my fault.
Listen, I got caught up
in the moment,
487
00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:45,405
and I did something
I shouldn't have done.
488
00:21:45,429 --> 00:21:47,215
It just felt... right.
489
00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:50,222
No, listen,
I need to apologize because
490
00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:53,259
I should have told you
that I had a boyfriend,
491
00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:55,644
a fiancé, actually.
492
00:21:55,856 --> 00:21:58,893
Oh. Yeah, maybe
you should have mentioned that.
493
00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:01,976
You don't, uh...
You don't wear a ring.
494
00:22:02,196 --> 00:22:04,608
Yeah, it's being sized.
495
00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:08,908
Um, okay...
A fiancé since when?
496
00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:12,236
2008. Well, not
engaged since then,
497
00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:15,747
our first date was actually
498
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:17,450
the opening night of "twilight".
499
00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:21,503
And you're still with him?
500
00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:26,133
I was actually sitting
on a park bench outside
501
00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:30,179
the south hills mall
and this guy comes up to me
502
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:32,761
and he's like,
"hey, I have this ticket
503
00:22:32,977 --> 00:22:35,184
to the 7:05 showing
because I was going to take
504
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,345
my little sister
and she got sick.
505
00:22:37,565 --> 00:22:39,851
Any chance you'd
want to go with me?"
506
00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:43,810
Look, Eric, I don't
want to bore you with
507
00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:45,360
all these "you're a great guy,"
508
00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:48,110
"you're going to find
the right girl” clichés.
509
00:22:48,325 --> 00:22:50,816
But you really are a great guy.
510
00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:55,909
That's great.
511
00:23:05,342 --> 00:23:07,382
I'm telling you, man,
it was a total disaster, okay?
512
00:23:07,553 --> 00:23:09,339
I didn't even get
a word out and, boom,
513
00:23:09,513 --> 00:23:11,174
she drops that bomb on me.
514
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:12,846
What do I do?
515
00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:14,798
Listen to the advice
I already gave you.
516
00:23:15,019 --> 00:23:17,601
You gotta forget about her,
just let her be.
517
00:23:17,813 --> 00:23:19,098
Impossible.
518
00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:21,897
Wow, this girl's really
gotten to you, huh?
519
00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:24,191
You know what?
The way I see it,
520
00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:25,683
you only have two options, okay?
521
00:23:25,863 --> 00:23:27,979
One, you win her
the old fashioned way
522
00:23:28,198 --> 00:23:29,483
with your words, or...
523
00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:31,861
- I let her be.
- You kill her boyfriend.
524
00:23:33,370 --> 00:23:35,326
No.
525
00:23:35,497 --> 00:23:37,033
I'm not gonna kill
her boyfriend, kal.
526
00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:39,365
- You want me to?
= no!
527
00:23:39,585 --> 00:23:41,621
Well, then...
You gotta go talk to her.
528
00:23:43,714 --> 00:23:45,150
Jesus Christ, do I
have to do everything for you?
529
00:23:45,174 --> 00:23:45,959
This whole thing's
got me fucked up.
530
00:23:46,175 --> 00:23:47,210
Look at me right now.
531
00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:49,041
Does this look
like a happy face?
532
00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:51,239
Okay, look,
if you are as convinced
as you say you are,
533
00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:53,174
then you gotta communicate
that to her, man.
534
00:23:53,390 --> 00:23:55,346
Say something honest,
from the heart.
535
00:23:55,517 --> 00:23:56,848
You gotta lay it all out there
536
00:23:57,061 --> 00:23:59,097
and let the chips fall
where they may.
537
00:23:59,313 --> 00:24:00,928
Just make sure you stop short of
538
00:24:01,148 --> 00:24:03,935
going all affleck
in "chasing Amy" on her.
539
00:24:05,569 --> 00:24:07,059
Affleck got the girl.
540
00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:09,235
Touché.
541
00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:12,440
Okay... okay.
542
00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:52,740
Julia.
543
00:24:53,826 --> 00:24:56,283
- Hey.
- Hey.
544
00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:58,455
Do you have a minute, maybe,
to go over something?
545
00:24:58,622 --> 00:25:00,237
Yeah, yeah, what's up?
546
00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:05,538
I don't know
how to put this, um...
547
00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:08,537
Life is complicated, right?
548
00:25:08,757 --> 00:25:12,341
It's full of surprises,
things you didn't see coming.
549
00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:15,344
And, um, you gotta make choices,
550
00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:16,674
and there are moments, right,
551
00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:18,430
that are...
That are important.
552
00:25:21,228 --> 00:25:22,508
Eric, what are
you trying to say?
553
00:25:22,646 --> 00:25:24,557
Just bear with me, uh...
554
00:25:29,653 --> 00:25:31,484
I'm falling in love with you,
555
00:25:31,697 --> 00:25:36,157
and I...
Just hear me out.
556
00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:38,700
There are over seven
billion people on this planet,
557
00:25:38,912 --> 00:25:41,699
yet somehow, some way,
our paths managed to cross,
558
00:25:41,915 --> 00:25:45,328
right,
in the most unlikely event.
559
00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:48,251
And I feel amazing
when I'm around you.
560
00:25:48,464 --> 00:25:51,171
I feel like
I'm full of life, and happy,
561
00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:57,128
like I have purpose, and, um...
562
00:25:57,347 --> 00:25:59,963
I'm sort of hoping
that you felt the same way.
563
00:26:00,184 --> 00:26:03,221
If not, just a little bit
of you, and I feel like,
564
00:26:03,437 --> 00:26:05,553
if you do,
that we owe it to ourselves
565
00:26:05,773 --> 00:26:10,312
to explore that feeling
a little bit deeper.
566
00:26:10,527 --> 00:26:12,142
I know it sounds crazy
567
00:26:12,362 --> 00:26:15,525
but I'm sitting over there
and I'm waiting for you...
568
00:26:15,741 --> 00:26:18,949
And I can't help
but think that, uh...
569
00:26:19,161 --> 00:26:21,117
You and I were
meant to be together.
570
00:26:22,498 --> 00:26:24,534
No, we weren't.
571
00:26:24,708 --> 00:26:26,289
If the universe, as you say,
572
00:26:26,502 --> 00:26:28,834
had truly wanted us
to be together,
573
00:26:29,046 --> 00:26:31,162
we would be together.
574
00:26:31,381 --> 00:26:33,622
We would have met
at a different time,
575
00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:35,423
but we didn't.
576
00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:37,926
I love my fiancé.
577
00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:41,933
Hey, babe.
578
00:26:42,142 --> 00:26:43,598
Adam, hi, honey.
579
00:26:43,811 --> 00:26:45,927
This is Eric.
He was just in the area,
580
00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:47,386
- thought he'd say hi.
- Yeah.
581
00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:49,722
Yeah, no, Eric.
Jules told me a lot about you.
582
00:26:49,942 --> 00:26:51,086
It's nice to finally meet you.
583
00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:52,520
Oh, good.
All right, great.
584
00:26:52,694 --> 00:26:54,730
Just the... just said
the good stuff about you.
585
00:26:54,947 --> 00:26:57,313
Oh, well.
586
00:26:57,533 --> 00:26:58,968
You guys don’t have
to stand out here.
587
00:26:58,992 --> 00:27:00,672
Why don't you come
inside and grab a drink?
588
00:27:00,828 --> 00:27:03,615
Uh, you know what?
I would, but I probably
shouldn't.
589
00:27:03,831 --> 00:27:06,101
I came by for
a work thing and then I gotta
get back to the grind.
590
00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:08,207
- You know how it is.
- Yeah, I know.
591
00:27:08,418 --> 00:27:09,778
Hey, nice to finally
meet you, bro.
592
00:27:09,837 --> 00:27:11,202
Oh, you too. Thanks.
593
00:27:11,421 --> 00:27:12,536
Julia:
Goodbye, Eric.
594
00:27:12,714 --> 00:27:14,625
- Enjoy your day.
- Adam: Take care, bro.
595
00:27:22,599 --> 00:27:26,012
TV narrator:
If we were able
to move an object faster
than the speed of light,
596
00:27:26,228 --> 00:27:28,264
according
to Einstein's theory
of relativity,
597
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:31,142
there would
be an inertial frame
of reference
598
00:27:31,358 --> 00:27:33,064
in which
the object or the signal
599
00:27:33,277 --> 00:27:36,861
would be moving
backward in time.
600
00:27:37,072 --> 00:27:39,358
Is time travel possible?
601
00:27:41,326 --> 00:27:43,157
Or is time travel
simply a concept
602
00:27:43,370 --> 00:27:46,328
that exists only
in science fiction?
603
00:27:46,540 --> 00:27:48,826
Imagine reliving
the moon landing,
604
00:27:49,042 --> 00:27:52,626
or watching babe Ruth
hit a home run in person.
605
00:27:52,796 --> 00:27:55,629
And while time travel
is often thought of
606
00:27:55,799 --> 00:27:59,007
as a science fiction trope,
it is in fact something
607
00:27:59,219 --> 00:28:02,211
that may someday soon
become a reality.
608
00:28:02,431 --> 00:28:06,049
You see, the theory
of general relativity
609
00:28:06,268 --> 00:28:09,760
suggests a basis
for backward time travel,
610
00:28:09,980 --> 00:28:13,188
and I not only believe
that time travel is
611
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:16,437
[theoretically possible,
but] Am confident
612
00:28:16,653 --> 00:28:18,860
that it will be achieved
during my lifetime.
613
00:28:41,595 --> 00:28:43,460
Guard:
Like, after 4:00 pm all the...
614
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:45,762
You guys got your ID?
615
00:28:45,974 --> 00:28:47,805
It's insane, you know?
616
00:28:48,018 --> 00:28:49,724
Like, what are we
supposed to do? ID?
617
00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:54,517
I was hoping to speak
to Dr. Joseph goyer?
618
00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:57,395
Ah. Authorized personnel only
beyond this point, sir.
619
00:28:57,611 --> 00:28:58,851
Right, no, I understand.
620
00:28:59,071 --> 00:29:01,528
I was just hoping to get
a quick word with him.
621
00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:03,092
Maybe you could bring
him up to the front
622
00:29:03,116 --> 00:29:04,981
or I could schedule
an appointment,
623
00:29:05,202 --> 00:29:07,193
maybe speak to him later.
Whatever works.
624
00:29:07,412 --> 00:29:10,279
Are you deaf, or are you stupid?
625
00:29:12,709 --> 00:29:14,540
I'm sorry, what?
626
00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:17,665
Ah, deaf, I see.
627
00:29:17,839 --> 00:29:21,832
Authorized personnel only
628
00:29:22,052 --> 00:29:25,215
beyond this point, sir.
629
00:29:26,807 --> 00:29:28,487
Are you for real?
Because I was just asking
630
00:29:28,684 --> 00:29:30,345
- for a little bit of help.
- Yeah, okay,
631
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:31,845
keep pushing me, buddy,
632
00:29:32,062 --> 00:29:34,804
and you're about to see
just how real I can get.
633
00:29:35,023 --> 00:29:36,763
Everything okay here, ed?
634
00:29:36,984 --> 00:29:39,726
Yes. Nothing I can't
handle, professor.
635
00:29:39,945 --> 00:29:42,027
Uh, can I help you?
636
00:29:42,239 --> 00:29:45,197
Uh, perhaps.
I was hoping to get a word
637
00:29:45,409 --> 00:29:48,697
with Dr. Joseph goyer
in the physics department.
638
00:29:52,249 --> 00:29:55,616
It's okay, ed.
I'll handle this.
639
00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:57,625
Come on, follow me.
640
00:29:57,796 --> 00:29:59,787
Don't worry.
641
00:30:00,007 --> 00:30:01,998
Pardon me, ed.
642
00:30:02,217 --> 00:30:03,611
Dr. goyer was one of
the most brilliant scientists
643
00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:04,841
I ever worked with.
644
00:30:05,053 --> 00:30:07,009
"Was"? He doesn’t
work here anymore?
645
00:30:07,222 --> 00:30:09,213
Not for about five years now.
646
00:30:09,433 --> 00:30:11,094
What happened?
647
00:30:11,310 --> 00:30:12,766
Lab accident.
648
00:30:12,936 --> 00:30:15,769
He was working on
a device that he believed
649
00:30:15,981 --> 00:30:18,723
would generate enough
power to open two points
650
00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:20,731
in the space-time
continuum.
651
00:30:20,902 --> 00:30:22,438
Time travel.
652
00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:24,770
But his experiment
wasn't authorized.
653
00:30:24,948 --> 00:30:27,189
Something went wrong
and an explosion
654
00:30:27,409 --> 00:30:29,149
destroyed the physics lab.
655
00:30:29,369 --> 00:30:31,280
He died in that explosion?
656
00:30:31,496 --> 00:30:34,613
No, no one was hurt
in the incident,
657
00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:38,200
but the university president
was none too pleased.
658
00:30:38,420 --> 00:30:39,956
Goyer was fired.
659
00:30:42,758 --> 00:30:45,420
After he got fired,
did you guys keep in touch?
660
00:30:45,635 --> 00:30:47,921
He reach out?
You have any idea
where he might be?
661
00:30:48,138 --> 00:30:51,801
No, he pretty much
dropped off the radar
after that.
662
00:30:52,017 --> 00:30:54,008
You might want
to try his ex-wife.
663
00:30:54,227 --> 00:30:57,219
I think she still
lives in the area.
664
00:30:57,439 --> 00:30:58,666
Well, professor,
thank you so much
665
00:30:58,690 --> 00:30:59,890
for your time.
I appreciate it.
666
00:30:59,941 --> 00:31:01,141
Sorry I couldn't be more help.
667
00:31:01,193 --> 00:31:02,649
You've been great, thank you.
668
00:31:06,323 --> 00:31:07,323
Uh...
669
00:31:09,910 --> 00:31:12,822
Time travel.
You, uh...
670
00:31:12,996 --> 00:31:15,487
You don't suppose he was
on to something, do you?
671
00:31:15,707 --> 00:31:20,167
His theories contradicted
many modern physics
principles,
672
00:31:20,379 --> 00:31:24,964
but Joe was smarter
than all of us, so...
673
00:31:25,175 --> 00:31:26,175
Who knows?
674
00:31:26,343 --> 00:31:27,628
Thanks again.
675
00:31:31,807 --> 00:31:33,447
Woman:
So can I get you
something to drink?
676
00:31:33,558 --> 00:31:35,423
Coffee? Water?
677
00:31:35,644 --> 00:31:38,556
Uh, sure, I'll have a water.
Sounds good.
678
00:31:41,441 --> 00:31:43,557
You know, like I told
you on the phone,
679
00:31:43,777 --> 00:31:46,314
I don't think I'm going
to be very much help to you.
680
00:31:49,991 --> 00:31:54,735
You know, it seems
like a lifetime ago.
681
00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:58,076
When was the last time
you, um, talked to him?
682
00:31:58,291 --> 00:32:01,033
Truth be told, I haven't
seen or heard from him
683
00:32:01,253 --> 00:32:02,959
in almost five years.
684
00:32:03,171 --> 00:32:07,210
And you don't have
any idea where he might be,
or...?
685
00:32:07,426 --> 00:32:10,668
Well, he had a grandfather
on his mother's side
686
00:32:10,887 --> 00:32:12,878
who owns
some land out in Colorado
687
00:32:13,056 --> 00:32:16,674
or... maybe it
was Arizona.
688
00:32:16,893 --> 00:32:18,929
I can’t remember,
but you could start there.
689
00:32:22,649 --> 00:32:25,015
So I Holden mcneil-ed her,
690
00:32:25,235 --> 00:32:27,442
she did not Alyssa Jones
me back.
691
00:32:27,654 --> 00:32:30,145
What?
Dude, that blows, man,
692
00:32:30,365 --> 00:32:31,855
and not in a good way.
693
00:32:32,033 --> 00:32:33,694
Oh, and I met her fiancé.
694
00:32:33,910 --> 00:32:35,866
Was he a Rick derris type?
695
00:32:36,037 --> 00:32:39,120
No, no.
He was charming, actually.
Nice guy.
696
00:32:39,332 --> 00:32:41,914
Invited me in for a drink.
I declined.
697
00:32:42,085 --> 00:32:44,292
Well, that's tough
to compete with.
698
00:32:44,504 --> 00:32:46,540
You can’t compete with it.
699
00:32:52,345 --> 00:32:55,758
Unless...
700
00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:59,432
What if there was a way
to travel back in time
701
00:32:59,644 --> 00:33:02,511
to a point before
she met this guy?
702
00:33:02,731 --> 00:33:04,767
Holy shit,
why didn't I think of that?
703
00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:07,019
The dellorean's parked
right here, Marty.
704
00:33:07,235 --> 00:33:09,897
- What are we waiting for?
- I'm being serious, kal.
705
00:33:10,071 --> 00:33:11,936
What if that were possible?
706
00:33:12,115 --> 00:33:14,982
Well, I would say yeah,
that's a crazy plan.
707
00:33:15,202 --> 00:33:17,238
Why are you chasing this woman?
708
00:33:19,664 --> 00:33:22,280
Hell, I never did
anything with my life.
709
00:33:22,501 --> 00:33:24,958
Nothing.
I'm floating by.
710
00:33:25,170 --> 00:33:26,455
I've never fought for anything,
711
00:33:26,671 --> 00:33:27,991
was never inspired
to do anything,
712
00:33:28,131 --> 00:33:29,837
I never worked for anything.
713
00:33:32,928 --> 00:33:35,510
What if this is that moment?
714
00:33:35,722 --> 00:33:36,962
What if this is that moment
715
00:33:37,182 --> 00:33:39,138
that I'm supposed to fight for?
716
00:33:41,686 --> 00:33:44,018
I don’t want to look back
and have any regrets.
717
00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:50,233
What are you talking about?
718
00:33:55,450 --> 00:33:58,863
There's this guy,
Joseph goyer,
Dr. Joseph goyer.
719
00:33:59,037 --> 00:34:00,698
He believes that time travel
is possible.
720
00:34:00,914 --> 00:34:02,099
I know it sounds
crazy but he thinks
721
00:34:02,123 --> 00:34:04,535
it can be achieved
in our lifetime.
722
00:34:04,751 --> 00:34:05,957
And you believe him?
723
00:34:08,088 --> 00:34:10,955
No... l don't know.
724
00:34:11,132 --> 00:34:13,110
I'd like a chance
to get to talk to the guy,
you know?
725
00:34:13,134 --> 00:34:14,795
Okay, then, why don't you?
726
00:34:15,011 --> 00:34:16,842
'Cause I can't find him.
727
00:34:17,055 --> 00:34:19,717
I went to his old work,
I talked to his ex-coworkers,
his ex-wife.
728
00:34:19,933 --> 00:34:21,410
Nobody knows where
the hell the guy is.
729
00:34:21,434 --> 00:34:25,302
Well, maybe... maybe he's dead.
730
00:34:25,522 --> 00:34:27,387
His ex-wife said
something about a ranch
731
00:34:27,607 --> 00:34:30,314
in Colorado or
Arizona or something.
732
00:34:32,737 --> 00:34:34,068
Hey...
733
00:34:34,281 --> 00:34:36,772
What did you say
this guy's name was again?
734
00:34:36,992 --> 00:34:38,528
Joseph goyer.
735
00:34:40,620 --> 00:34:42,201
Like g-o0-y-e-r?
736
00:34:42,414 --> 00:34:45,076
Yeah. What are you doing?
737
00:34:45,292 --> 00:34:47,704
Give me 24 hours to find
this doctor of yours.
738
00:34:47,919 --> 00:34:49,519
- All right.
- How are you gonna do that?
739
00:34:49,629 --> 00:34:51,415
Hey, I'm kal.
740
00:34:51,631 --> 00:34:52,791
You got this, right?
741
00:34:53,008 --> 00:34:54,488
- Yeah, no, I got it.
- Thanks, buddy.
742
00:34:54,634 --> 00:34:55,634
All right.
743
00:35:06,146 --> 00:35:08,432
So whoever couldn't
find this doctor of yours
744
00:35:08,648 --> 00:35:09,888
wasn't looking very hard.
745
00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:11,419
What are you talking about?
You found him?
746
00:35:11,443 --> 00:35:12,228
Yeah, where's the peanut butter?
747
00:35:12,444 --> 00:35:14,275
To the left, second shelf.
748
00:35:14,487 --> 00:35:16,728
- County records.
- What?
749
00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:18,734
Arizona county records,
to be exact.
750
00:35:18,950 --> 00:35:20,281
So, turns out his grandfather
751
00:35:20,493 --> 00:35:23,030
owned a large parcel of land
in rural Arizona,
752
00:35:23,204 --> 00:35:24,640
land which,
according to county records,
753
00:35:24,664 --> 00:35:28,077
has never changed hands,
you follow?
754
00:35:28,293 --> 00:35:30,284
So his grandfather
passed away in 1992,
755
00:35:30,503 --> 00:35:32,118
which means the land
probably stayed
756
00:35:32,339 --> 00:35:34,125
in the family
so they never had to file
757
00:35:34,341 --> 00:35:36,101
the paperwork to change
the name on the deed.
758
00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:38,466
Kal, how'd you find out
all this information, anyway?
759
00:35:38,678 --> 00:35:40,088
Internet, what do you think?
760
00:35:40,305 --> 00:35:41,636
Oh, I did a quick
satellite search
761
00:35:41,848 --> 00:35:43,429
and I found this.
Check it out.
762
00:35:43,642 --> 00:35:44,757
What's this?
763
00:35:44,976 --> 00:35:46,256
So that's the house right there,
764
00:35:46,353 --> 00:35:47,993
and then that looks like
a car or a truck.
765
00:35:48,146 --> 00:35:49,624
It's kind of hard to tell
'cause the resolution...
766
00:35:49,648 --> 00:35:51,375
I swear to god I would
give you a hug right now
767
00:35:51,399 --> 00:35:52,999
if I didn't think
you'd get hard from it.
768
00:35:53,026 --> 00:35:55,938
Well, I did one better:
Driving directions.
769
00:35:56,154 --> 00:35:58,236
What?!
Look at you!
770
00:35:58,448 --> 00:36:00,939
You know what this means, right?
771
00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:02,569
Yeah.
772
00:36:05,789 --> 00:36:06,789
Oh, yeah.
773
00:36:10,085 --> 00:36:11,645
I mean, you know,
this guy could wind up
774
00:36:11,795 --> 00:36:14,161
being some kind
of wack job, right?
775
00:36:17,300 --> 00:36:20,292
Being your best friend
for the past 16 years.
776
00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:23,128
Godspeed, my friend.
777
00:36:23,348 --> 00:36:26,431
Kal, you're
an amazing human being.
778
00:36:26,643 --> 00:36:28,243
The honor and
the privilege was all mine.
779
00:36:28,353 --> 00:36:30,344
Get in here.
Come here, buddy.
780
00:36:30,563 --> 00:36:31,883
- Love you, man.
- 1 love you too.
781
00:36:31,981 --> 00:36:34,518
- Aah! Go get her, dog.
- All right. Thank you.
782
00:36:34,734 --> 00:36:36,645
Hey, can I have your TV?
783
00:36:36,861 --> 00:36:39,728
[Music playing I
784
00:37:28,955 --> 00:37:32,038
Dr. goyer?
Joseph goyer?
785
00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:34,787
Well, it's mainly
just "Joe" these days.
786
00:37:37,130 --> 00:37:39,872
I'm, uh, Eric laziter.
787
00:37:40,091 --> 00:37:41,206
Nice to see you in person.
788
00:37:41,426 --> 00:37:43,166
I've come a long
way to talk to you.
789
00:37:43,344 --> 00:37:44,344
Curious.
790
00:37:44,512 --> 00:37:46,628
Well, what can I
do for you, son?
791
00:37:46,848 --> 00:37:49,089
Uh, truthfully I'm curious about
792
00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:51,007
your theories on time travel.
793
00:37:51,227 --> 00:37:52,747
You said it could be
achieved in our lifetime,
794
00:37:52,771 --> 00:37:54,932
said theoretically
it was possible.
795
00:37:55,148 --> 00:37:59,232
What do you think we'd
need to make it happen?
796
00:37:59,402 --> 00:38:02,986
A lot of money...
And time.
797
00:38:04,949 --> 00:38:06,029
Well, money I have,
798
00:38:06,242 --> 00:38:09,985
and if your theories are true...
799
00:38:10,205 --> 00:38:11,991
Time shouldn't be
an issue either, right?
800
00:38:12,207 --> 00:38:14,493
Well, technically...
You know what?
801
00:38:14,709 --> 00:38:16,290
Let's go inside and talk.
802
00:38:18,505 --> 00:38:20,496
Okay, the ball
represents the earth.
803
00:38:20,715 --> 00:38:22,251
- Okay.
- The fabric
804
00:38:22,467 --> 00:38:26,085
represents that which is
malleable: Space and time.
805
00:38:26,304 --> 00:38:28,215
This point where
the fabric and the ball
806
00:38:28,389 --> 00:38:31,005
are touching represents
where we currently are
807
00:38:31,226 --> 00:38:33,512
- in both time and space.
- Okay.
808
00:38:33,728 --> 00:38:36,140
Now, with enough energy
focused on space and time,
809
00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:38,270
you can shap together in time
810
00:38:38,441 --> 00:38:41,308
two moments just for an instant.
811
00:38:41,528 --> 00:38:44,110
Sounds a lot like
the rosen bridge theory.
812
00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:47,155
It's essentially a wormhole
you're talking about, right?
813
00:38:47,325 --> 00:38:49,111
Precisely.
814
00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:52,034
Now, reports mentioned
the immeasurably small
amount of time
815
00:38:52,247 --> 00:38:53,647
that the gap
in space-time was open.
816
00:38:53,832 --> 00:38:55,788
Right, suggesting that not even
817
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,019
an electron could slip through.
818
00:38:57,043 --> 00:38:58,283
See, that was their flaw,
819
00:38:58,503 --> 00:39:00,710
and where my theory differs.
820
00:39:00,922 --> 00:39:02,833
The electrons could
travel the wormhole,
821
00:39:03,049 --> 00:39:06,712
but they arrive
on a different plane of
existence.
822
00:39:06,928 --> 00:39:08,634
When space and time are broken,
823
00:39:08,847 --> 00:39:12,180
you effectively create
a new alternate reality,
824
00:39:12,350 --> 00:39:16,969
one that follows
our past exactly
until it's created,
825
00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:18,974
at which point
the unnatural interactions
826
00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:23,103
spiral off into
a future unrecognizable.
827
00:39:23,319 --> 00:39:24,729
A future unrecognizable,
828
00:39:24,946 --> 00:39:26,311
so you can change the past?
829
00:39:26,531 --> 00:39:29,648
No, no, no.
You can change your future.
830
00:39:29,868 --> 00:39:32,109
Or, rather,
the future in the time line
831
00:39:32,328 --> 00:39:34,410
that you traveled back to.
832
00:39:38,293 --> 00:39:40,454
You're saying
this is a one-way trip, right?
833
00:39:40,670 --> 00:39:42,331
I suppose inter-dimensional
travel
834
00:39:42,505 --> 00:39:45,372
is theoretically
possible at some point.
835
00:39:45,592 --> 00:39:46,832
The concepts and equations
836
00:39:47,051 --> 00:39:48,712
involving that matter
far, far exceed
837
00:39:48,928 --> 00:39:51,544
anything in the current
world known of physics.
838
00:39:51,764 --> 00:39:55,348
Why didn’t you
continue your research?
839
00:39:55,518 --> 00:39:57,850
Yeah, um...
840
00:39:58,062 --> 00:40:01,179
Blowing up a lab
gives people pause
841
00:40:01,399 --> 00:40:04,186
when it comes
to acquiring funding.
842
00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:07,394
The incident also caused
me to become
843
00:40:07,614 --> 00:40:10,981
a bit of a laughingstock within
the scientific community.
844
00:40:15,455 --> 00:40:16,455
Okay.
845
00:40:18,458 --> 00:40:19,493
One last question.
846
00:40:22,754 --> 00:40:24,745
How do you feel
about second chances?
847
00:40:26,507 --> 00:40:29,044
Look around.
848
00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:32,502
What do you see?
What do you hear?
849
00:40:36,643 --> 00:40:38,383
Nothing.
850
00:40:38,561 --> 00:40:44,147
Exactly.
It's just beautiful.
851
00:40:44,359 --> 00:40:47,396
All my life I've been surrounded
852
00:40:47,612 --> 00:40:49,603
by the busyness of the world,
853
00:40:49,822 --> 00:40:52,404
its problems, the critics.
854
00:40:52,617 --> 00:40:57,407
It can literally drain
the life out of you.
855
00:40:57,580 --> 00:41:01,164
But as I've grown older,
856
00:41:01,376 --> 00:41:03,016
I've grown to appreciate
the peace of mind
857
00:41:03,169 --> 00:41:05,080
that comes with the silence.
858
00:41:06,381 --> 00:41:09,123
I have no desire to go back.
859
00:41:09,342 --> 00:41:12,254
None at all, huh?
Why is that?
860
00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:16,133
A man can only
handle so much failure.
861
00:41:20,478 --> 00:41:23,185
You know, some of
the brightest minds in history
862
00:41:23,398 --> 00:41:25,559
have had to endure
incredible amounts of failure
863
00:41:25,775 --> 00:41:26,895
in order to achieve success.
864
00:41:27,026 --> 00:41:28,607
Take Robert Goddard,
for example.
865
00:41:28,820 --> 00:41:30,936
- Apples and oranges.
- It's not apples and oranges.
866
00:41:31,155 --> 00:41:33,396
His theories on rockets
we could potentially use
867
00:41:33,574 --> 00:41:35,177
for space travel,
they were highly criticized.
868
00:41:35,201 --> 00:41:37,487
He was called a fool,
told they were impossible.
869
00:41:37,704 --> 00:41:39,569
He was shunned.
870
00:41:39,789 --> 00:41:42,781
Eight years later,
871
00:41:43,001 --> 00:41:45,287
his research was key
in the Genesis of
the space program.
872
00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:47,414
- Your point?
- My point, doctor,
873
00:41:47,588 --> 00:41:50,751
is that he let people
drive him into seclusion,
the critics,
874
00:41:50,967 --> 00:41:53,583
and he died before
he was ever able
875
00:41:53,803 --> 00:41:55,088
to see his vision
become reality.
876
00:41:55,304 --> 00:41:56,589
My point to you...
877
00:41:59,434 --> 00:42:01,766
Ils maybe it's time
for you to get back to work.
878
00:42:04,188 --> 00:42:05,553
What's this?
879
00:42:05,773 --> 00:42:09,516
A monument
to wasted time and money.
880
00:42:09,736 --> 00:42:12,022
Want to know how it works?
881
00:42:12,238 --> 00:42:13,478
In theory...
882
00:42:17,785 --> 00:42:20,527
Sorry.
883
00:42:20,747 --> 00:42:22,112
The process of condensing energy
884
00:42:22,331 --> 00:42:25,448
can be obtained with
super-conducted dark matter.
885
00:42:25,626 --> 00:42:28,493
Dark matter makes up
approximately 25%
886
00:42:28,713 --> 00:42:30,453
of the total mass
of the universe,
887
00:42:30,631 --> 00:42:31,996
and while it is not detectable
888
00:42:32,216 --> 00:42:34,332
via traditional means,
889
00:42:34,552 --> 00:42:36,508
I have devised a way
to collect and store
890
00:42:36,679 --> 00:42:39,136
limited quantities of it.
891
00:42:39,348 --> 00:42:41,634
You can store dark matter, how?
892
00:42:41,851 --> 00:42:44,388
By using rods made of
a special osmium alloy,
893
00:42:44,562 --> 00:42:47,019
oppositely charged to
create a unique magnetic field
894
00:42:47,231 --> 00:42:49,893
which attracts and
stores the dark matter.
895
00:42:50,109 --> 00:42:51,474
The charges are then reversed,
896
00:42:51,652 --> 00:42:53,563
causing the dark matter
to be discharged
897
00:42:53,780 --> 00:42:55,361
as a form of dark energy
898
00:42:55,573 --> 00:42:57,234
with enough
power to collapse two points
899
00:42:57,450 --> 00:42:59,486
in the space-time continuum.
900
00:43:02,663 --> 00:43:05,075
Okay. All right,
where do we start?
901
00:43:07,335 --> 00:43:10,702
Uh, we start
by cleaning the lab.
902
00:43:12,215 --> 00:43:14,080
The lab doesn’t
get used much, huh?
903
00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:17,542
It's used plenty...
For storage.
904
00:43:22,433 --> 00:43:24,674
Uh, and this?
905
00:43:26,229 --> 00:43:28,220
- How big are the holes?
- What, are you serious?
906
00:43:28,439 --> 00:43:30,584
I mean, I can buy you
another pair of socks if
that's what you need.
907
00:43:30,608 --> 00:43:32,769
Throw it in "tools".
908
00:43:32,985 --> 00:43:35,897
Tools... see, I've been
using these things all wrong.
909
00:43:36,114 --> 00:43:39,572
You're looking at it wrong.
It's a rag now.
910
00:43:39,742 --> 00:43:41,198
That's clever.
911
00:43:41,410 --> 00:43:43,947
So, what are you doing
with your time these days
912
00:43:44,163 --> 00:43:45,949
now that you're done
studying time travel?
913
00:43:46,165 --> 00:43:48,577
I spend most of my time
working on that old truck.
914
00:43:48,751 --> 00:43:51,242
It was my dad's.
915
00:43:51,462 --> 00:43:53,418
Been fixing it up
for a long time now.
916
00:43:53,631 --> 00:43:56,998
More of a tinkerer, really,
than a scientist these days,
917
00:43:57,218 --> 00:44:00,130
though I've never really
given up, I suppose.
918
00:44:00,346 --> 00:44:02,632
I'm working the problem
on a smaller scale.
919
00:44:02,849 --> 00:44:05,181
So there are scales
to time travel?
920
00:44:06,727 --> 00:44:09,184
Powering the machine
is only half the battle.
921
00:44:09,397 --> 00:44:11,183
I'm working on the equations.
922
00:44:11,399 --> 00:44:13,856
I see. Well...
923
00:44:15,361 --> 00:44:16,601
Call me a simpleton,
924
00:44:16,821 --> 00:44:20,063
but these equations
look pretty solid to me.
925
00:44:20,283 --> 00:44:21,489
Simpleton.
926
00:44:21,659 --> 00:44:24,275
The variables are undefined.
927
00:44:24,495 --> 00:44:27,783
I spend most of
my time chipping away
at the possibilities.
928
00:44:27,999 --> 00:44:30,991
I have no solutions as of yet.
929
00:44:33,087 --> 00:44:34,918
You identify
the impossibilities,
930
00:44:35,131 --> 00:44:38,168
all you're left with
are the possible.
931
00:44:38,384 --> 00:44:42,047
Yeah, I suppose.
932
00:44:42,263 --> 00:44:43,878
I mean, isn't that the end game?
933
00:44:44,098 --> 00:44:45,634
To solve the equation?
934
00:44:55,067 --> 00:44:59,026
When I was a kid,
there was this toy,
935
00:44:59,238 --> 00:45:05,609
um... a decoder or
a kaleidoscope or something.
936
00:45:05,786 --> 00:45:08,152
It was the holy grail to me.
937
00:45:08,372 --> 00:45:11,739
It cost five dollars.
938
00:45:11,959 --> 00:45:14,541
So I scrimped and saved
939
00:45:14,712 --> 00:45:16,168
and added cents here and there
940
00:45:16,380 --> 00:45:18,871
and eventually I had it,
five dollars.
941
00:45:19,091 --> 00:45:20,877
I went down
and I bought the toy...
942
00:45:21,093 --> 00:45:24,631
Only to have it stolen
by this neighborhood bully,
943
00:45:24,805 --> 00:45:26,386
Earl schroeder.
944
00:45:28,476 --> 00:45:31,388
Anyway, I saved again,
and my birthday comes
945
00:45:31,604 --> 00:45:35,643
and all of a sudden,
five dollars in my palm.
946
00:45:35,816 --> 00:45:38,478
I get on my bike
and I pedal so fast
947
00:45:38,694 --> 00:45:40,094
to get to the store,
I upend my bike
948
00:45:40,154 --> 00:45:42,987
on the way to get
my perfect prize.
949
00:45:43,199 --> 00:45:45,531
And my birthday money
went for new handlebars.
950
00:45:45,743 --> 00:45:48,029
Not my choice.
951
00:45:48,246 --> 00:45:51,704
Back to square one.
I save the money,
952
00:45:51,916 --> 00:45:53,247
I get to the store,
953
00:45:53,459 --> 00:45:56,166
sold out, never to return.
954
00:45:56,379 --> 00:45:58,836
Really?
I'd say somebody
955
00:45:59,048 --> 00:46:00,688
didn't want you to have
that kaleidoscope.
956
00:46:00,758 --> 00:46:02,168
Ah, you would think.
957
00:46:02,385 --> 00:46:04,592
Years later I have a job.
958
00:46:04,762 --> 00:46:07,549
One week I get
a bonus in my check.
959
00:46:07,765 --> 00:46:09,380
I never forgot that toy.
960
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:11,556
I find it at
a vintage toy store.
961
00:46:11,769 --> 00:46:12,884
I go down to the store.
962
00:46:13,104 --> 00:46:14,969
I slide the money
across the table,
963
00:46:15,189 --> 00:46:16,554
ear-to-ear grin.
964
00:46:16,774 --> 00:46:18,685
I collect my perfect prize.
965
00:46:18,859 --> 00:46:21,475
I walk outside,
I'm looking through
the kaleidoscope.
966
00:46:21,696 --> 00:46:23,561
All right, mission accomplished.
967
00:46:23,781 --> 00:46:25,146
Sort of.
968
00:46:25,366 --> 00:46:27,010
While I'm looking
through the kaleidoscope,
969
00:46:27,034 --> 00:46:28,820
not paying attention
to where I'm going,
970
00:46:29,036 --> 00:46:31,027
I run into this
beautiful young woman.
971
00:46:31,247 --> 00:46:33,613
She's carrying
home groceries from the store.
972
00:46:33,791 --> 00:46:35,372
Knock ‘em all over the ground.
973
00:46:35,584 --> 00:46:37,825
In my haste to help her
collect her groceries,
974
00:46:38,045 --> 00:46:40,752
I step on and crush
the kaleidoscope.
975
00:46:42,967 --> 00:46:44,252
Kaleidoscope was jinxed.
976
00:46:44,468 --> 00:46:47,756
No, actually quite the opposite.
977
00:46:47,930 --> 00:46:49,545
That beautiful young woman
978
00:46:49,765 --> 00:46:52,131
would go on to become my wife.
979
00:46:52,351 --> 00:46:54,763
This lifelong quest
that I was on
980
00:46:54,937 --> 00:46:58,270
was actually about
something else altogether.
981
00:46:58,482 --> 00:47:01,940
See, I didn't know where
I was supposed to be
982
00:47:02,153 --> 00:47:04,235
until I'd actually arrived.
983
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:10,407
Earth to Eric.
984
00:47:17,918 --> 00:47:22,252
Yeah, I was just
thinking about your story
985
00:47:22,465 --> 00:47:26,834
and if your theory's right...
986
00:47:27,053 --> 00:47:29,795
I was just thinking
maybe your journey's
not complete.
987
00:47:30,014 --> 00:47:31,220
What is all this, anyway?
988
00:47:31,432 --> 00:47:33,593
Most of them are
sophisticated gauges
989
00:47:33,809 --> 00:47:35,609
and instruments that will
allow me to pinpoint
990
00:47:35,770 --> 00:47:38,807
exactly when and where
a time traveler ends up.
991
00:47:38,981 --> 00:47:41,142
The process requires
exact calculations
992
00:47:41,359 --> 00:47:42,940
to determine not only the time,
993
00:47:43,152 --> 00:47:46,815
- but the place as well.
- Okay.
994
00:47:47,031 --> 00:47:49,147
The earth is in constant motion,
995
00:47:49,367 --> 00:47:51,232
both rotationally and orbitally,
996
00:47:51,452 --> 00:47:52,942
so sending a time traveler back
997
00:47:53,162 --> 00:47:55,403
to a specific point in space
998
00:47:55,623 --> 00:47:58,831
could very well occur
at a time when the earth
isn't there.
999
00:47:59,001 --> 00:48:02,710
And I must also account
for not only
1000
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:04,880
the rotation
of the earth but also
the rate or speed
1001
00:48:05,007 --> 00:48:06,588
at which the galaxy
is expanding.
1002
00:48:06,801 --> 00:48:08,917
Without precise
and exact calculations,
1003
00:48:09,136 --> 00:48:10,736
a traveler could end up
being dropped off
1004
00:48:10,888 --> 00:48:14,301
in the cold vacuum of space
and killed instantly.
1005
00:48:14,517 --> 00:48:16,803
Push a couple of buttons,
turn a few knobs, right?
1006
00:48:16,977 --> 00:48:18,888
Hey, you have no idea
the amount of education
1007
00:48:19,105 --> 00:48:20,874
- it takes to fathom
this kind of math!
- All right, relax.
1008
00:48:20,898 --> 00:48:23,139
I understand what
an imaginary number is.
1009
00:48:23,359 --> 00:48:26,851
- It's okay.
- Good.
1010
00:48:27,071 --> 00:48:28,481
Why don't you go get some rest?
1011
00:48:28,697 --> 00:48:32,281
Tomorrow... tomorrow
we start the real work.
1012
00:48:35,996 --> 00:48:37,396
Joseph:
Look, I'm no psychiatrist...
1013
00:48:39,291 --> 00:48:42,249
But I can tell
there's something more
going on with you.
1014
00:48:47,758 --> 00:48:51,467
Ah... am I allowed
to cite personal reasons?
1015
00:48:55,057 --> 00:48:59,050
All right,
suffice it to say that, um,
1016
00:48:59,270 --> 00:49:02,137
maybe I wasn't happy
where my journey ended up
1017
00:49:02,356 --> 00:49:05,063
and I decided to take
things into my own hands.
1018
00:49:05,276 --> 00:49:07,170
Surely you've had things
in your life that you regret,
1019
00:49:07,194 --> 00:49:09,435
things you wish
you'd done differently.
1020
00:49:12,032 --> 00:49:13,988
Only one that really mattered.
1021
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:17,760
Eric:
I don't know, man.
I gotta tell ya...
1022
00:49:17,830 --> 00:49:19,912
I do not see you
getting past my shields.
1023
00:49:20,082 --> 00:49:21,947
Pfft. Your shields
will break down.
1024
00:49:22,168 --> 00:49:23,954
Star fleet's pretty smart
in their work.
1025
00:49:24,170 --> 00:49:26,035
Torpedoes with
16.1 isotone power,
1026
00:49:26,255 --> 00:49:28,371
18 type 7 phase emitters.
1027
00:49:28,591 --> 00:49:30,127
No, the USS "enterprise"
1028
00:49:30,342 --> 00:49:32,082
trumps the imperial
class star destroyer
1029
00:49:32,303 --> 00:49:35,090
in any galaxy.
1030
00:49:35,306 --> 00:49:37,137
Oh, and be careful
when you set that cpu.
1031
00:49:37,349 --> 00:49:39,305
That has to be very
precisely placed.
1032
00:49:39,518 --> 00:49:40,724
I got it.
1033
00:49:40,936 --> 00:49:41,936
Okay.
1034
00:49:44,982 --> 00:49:47,940
Lightsaber.
Pretty cool.
1035
00:49:48,152 --> 00:49:51,986
Phaser.
Range beats melee.
1036
00:49:52,198 --> 00:49:54,109
Besides, phasers
fire nardion particles.
1037
00:49:54,325 --> 00:49:55,925
Even if a lightsaber
could deflect those,
1038
00:49:55,993 --> 00:49:57,220
which it's not
because it's meant
1039
00:49:57,244 --> 00:49:58,644
to deflect pure
energy blaster fire,
1040
00:49:58,746 --> 00:50:00,828
the phaser's continuous
beam capability
1041
00:50:00,998 --> 00:50:02,878
is gonna trump the jedi’'s
arm strength any day.
1042
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,707
But they're jedis.
I think they would be
1043
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:07,760
slaying red shirts before
their arms got tired.
1044
00:50:07,963 --> 00:50:10,670
Ah, but you forget about
the wide-beam capability
of the phaser.
1045
00:50:10,883 --> 00:50:13,069
I did not forget
about the wide-beam capability
of the phaser.
1046
00:50:13,093 --> 00:50:15,675
The jedi only has to protect
himself, right, or herself.
1047
00:50:15,888 --> 00:50:18,128
Three-foot span of a lightsaber,
that would protect most.
1048
00:50:18,307 --> 00:50:20,285
Plus a wide-beam
only lands on a single,
flat plane.
1049
00:50:20,309 --> 00:50:21,970
Everybody knows that.
1050
00:50:22,186 --> 00:50:24,723
Luke, gimme han,
spells dream team.
1051
00:50:24,939 --> 00:50:26,619
Versus kirk and Spock,
an infallible leader
1052
00:50:26,649 --> 00:50:28,856
and his exceedingly
logical sidekick? Please.
1053
00:50:29,026 --> 00:50:31,087
You give han his blaster,
you give Luke his lightsaber...
1054
00:50:31,111 --> 00:50:32,817
Ah, shit!
1055
00:50:33,030 --> 00:50:34,315
What happened?
1056
00:50:34,532 --> 00:50:37,399
I fried a circuit.
It was a custom job.
1057
00:50:37,618 --> 00:50:40,655
It took me two years
to build that thing.
1058
00:50:40,871 --> 00:50:41,656
Okay, so what do we do now?
1059
00:50:41,872 --> 00:50:42,987
Well...
1060
00:50:45,042 --> 00:50:46,282
Let me think.
1061
00:50:48,546 --> 00:50:50,082
The fuel cells
discharge in parallel,
1062
00:50:50,297 --> 00:50:54,040
so I can jumper past
the defective board
1063
00:50:54,260 --> 00:50:56,797
but the loss in power
I won't be able to calculate
1064
00:50:57,012 --> 00:50:59,298
until the rods are
charged and in place.
1065
00:51:06,146 --> 00:51:07,682
Joseph:
Once I get the rods
in place,
1066
00:51:07,898 --> 00:51:09,388
I can take
some test readings and see
1067
00:51:09,608 --> 00:51:11,724
what kind of a discharge
we'll be able to achieve.
1068
00:51:11,944 --> 00:51:14,026
So what number are we
looking for here?
1069
00:51:14,238 --> 00:51:16,729
Well, theoretically,
something in the neighborhood
1070
00:51:16,949 --> 00:51:21,488
of 500 exa evs would be ideal.
1071
00:51:21,704 --> 00:51:25,322
But at a minimum
we heed to achieve
1072
00:51:25,541 --> 00:51:28,829
at least a peta ev
to even think about
1073
00:51:29,044 --> 00:51:30,659
opening
the space-time continuum.
1074
00:51:30,879 --> 00:51:32,440
So basically you're
saying the amount of energy
1075
00:51:32,464 --> 00:51:34,546
we generate with this thing
is directly related
1076
00:51:34,758 --> 00:51:37,875
to the amount
of time we can travel, right?
1077
00:51:38,095 --> 00:51:40,006
In layman's terms, yes.
1078
00:51:46,562 --> 00:51:48,553
What? What happened?
1079
00:51:48,772 --> 00:51:51,434
463 peta evs.
1080
00:51:51,650 --> 00:51:53,060
It's quite a power loss,
1081
00:51:53,235 --> 00:51:55,066
but, um...
1082
00:51:55,237 --> 00:51:56,298
I'd still call
this step a success.
1083
00:51:56,322 --> 00:51:59,485
Okay.
1084
00:51:59,700 --> 00:52:01,611
Joseph:
So...
1085
00:52:01,827 --> 00:52:03,112
When are you going to come clean
1086
00:52:03,329 --> 00:52:07,072
about why you are really here?
1087
00:52:07,249 --> 00:52:09,035
Why I'm really here.
Does it matter?
1088
00:52:09,209 --> 00:52:12,076
Of course it matters.
1089
00:52:12,254 --> 00:52:14,336
Up until now,
I've been content to allow you
1090
00:52:14,548 --> 00:52:19,133
to help me with my research,
assuming that your true reason
1091
00:52:19,345 --> 00:52:20,739
for being here
would surface eventually,
1092
00:52:20,763 --> 00:52:24,096
but as we approach
what is certain to be
1093
00:52:24,308 --> 00:52:26,424
a crossroad in our experiment,
1094
00:52:26,644 --> 00:52:28,976
your true reason
may be an impediment
1095
00:52:29,146 --> 00:52:31,182
to our continued partnership.
1096
00:52:31,398 --> 00:52:32,854
How so?
1097
00:52:33,067 --> 00:52:35,558
Now, that depends on
why you're really here.
1098
00:52:35,778 --> 00:52:37,130
You could be working
for the government
1099
00:52:37,154 --> 00:52:39,065
and you're here
to steal my secrets
1100
00:52:39,239 --> 00:52:41,571
to use them for
your own nefarious purposes.
1101
00:52:41,784 --> 00:52:43,240
You caught me.
1102
00:52:43,452 --> 00:52:45,212
I'm kidding.
I don't work for the government.
1103
00:52:45,371 --> 00:52:47,111
I'm joking.
1104
00:52:47,289 --> 00:52:49,120
I told you, it's personal.
1105
00:52:49,291 --> 00:52:53,534
Eric, you have to explain
yourself better than that.
1106
00:52:55,756 --> 00:52:56,916
You really wanna know?
1107
00:52:57,132 --> 00:52:59,293
I do.
1108
00:52:59,510 --> 00:53:03,594
Okay.
1109
00:53:03,806 --> 00:53:06,388
I am, uh...
1110
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:08,306
I'm here about a girl.
1111
00:53:08,519 --> 00:53:12,387
I don't know what it is
you think we're doing here,
1112
00:53:12,606 --> 00:53:14,221
but I assure you
whatever we accomplish
1113
00:53:14,441 --> 00:53:15,921
will have little
consequence in fixing
1114
00:53:16,110 --> 00:53:18,146
whatever's wrong
with your love life.
1115
00:53:18,362 --> 00:53:20,728
I'm in love.
Okay, I met a girl,
1116
00:53:20,948 --> 00:53:26,739
and I fell in love with her
and she is fantastic,
1117
00:53:26,954 --> 00:53:28,910
and she inspires me
in ways that I never thought
1118
00:53:29,123 --> 00:53:30,659
I could be inspired.
1119
00:53:30,874 --> 00:53:32,910
Okay, and I need you
to send me back in time
1120
00:53:33,127 --> 00:53:35,163
to a point before
she meets this guy,
1121
00:53:35,337 --> 00:53:36,873
this... this guy
she's with now
1122
00:53:37,089 --> 00:53:38,400
who she thinks
she's in love with.
1123
00:53:38,424 --> 00:53:39,914
I can't send you back in time.
1124
00:53:40,134 --> 00:53:42,671
First of all,
I think you fail to understand
1125
00:53:42,886 --> 00:53:45,047
the ramifications
of such an action,
1126
00:53:45,222 --> 00:53:48,134
and second,
there's no indication
1127
00:53:48,308 --> 00:53:49,468
this device will even work.
1128
00:53:49,685 --> 00:53:51,221
Well, you said
that this was possible.
1129
00:53:51,437 --> 00:53:52,677
In theory.
1130
00:53:52,896 --> 00:53:55,012
There's no way to
test it or prove it.
1131
00:53:55,232 --> 00:53:56,597
That's how you test it, right?
1132
00:53:56,817 --> 00:53:58,211
That's how you prove it.
You send me back.
1133
00:53:58,235 --> 00:53:59,441
That's the test.
1134
00:53:59,653 --> 00:54:01,189
Eric, I'm not
experimenting on you.
1135
00:54:01,405 --> 00:54:03,045
There's no way of
knowing what will happen
1136
00:54:03,157 --> 00:54:04,592
to someone once
they leave my garage.
1137
00:54:04,616 --> 00:54:06,652
Their molecules could be
scattered to the cosmos.
1138
00:54:06,869 --> 00:54:09,030
You haven't even thought through
1139
00:54:09,246 --> 00:54:10,952
the situation you would be in
1140
00:54:11,165 --> 00:54:12,905
if and when I could
send you back.
1141
00:54:13,125 --> 00:54:14,740
You know, I'd figure it out.
1142
00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:16,291
See, that's what I mean.
1143
00:54:16,503 --> 00:54:18,494
You have no idea what
you'd be going back to.
1144
00:54:18,714 --> 00:54:21,046
You wouldn't exist.
I mean, yes,
1145
00:54:21,258 --> 00:54:22,527
the you from
that timeline would exist
1146
00:54:22,551 --> 00:54:24,758
but you, Eric,
you would have no money,
1147
00:54:24,970 --> 00:54:27,177
no job, no identity.
1148
00:54:27,347 --> 00:54:28,632
For all intents and purposes,
1149
00:54:28,849 --> 00:54:31,556
you'd struggle to survive.
1150
00:54:31,769 --> 00:54:33,350
And even if I could
send you back,
1151
00:54:33,562 --> 00:54:35,098
I wouldn't do it for a reason
1152
00:54:35,272 --> 00:54:37,684
so trite and juvenile
as lost love.
1153
00:54:37,900 --> 00:54:39,919
Trite and juvenile?
You know what?
Let me tell you something.
1154
00:54:39,943 --> 00:54:41,379
If you've ever been
in love in your life,
1155
00:54:41,403 --> 00:54:42,893
you'd know what I
was talking about.
1156
00:54:43,113 --> 00:54:45,320
Don't you stand there
and try to pass judgment on me.
1157
00:54:45,532 --> 00:54:47,818
You know nothing about me.
1158
00:54:53,081 --> 00:54:55,697
I'm sorry, Eric.
I'm sorry.
1159
00:54:55,918 --> 00:54:58,751
Look...
1160
00:54:58,962 --> 00:55:00,668
You've been great on the build.
1161
00:55:00,881 --> 00:55:02,371
You have been.
I'm eternally grateful.
1162
00:55:02,591 --> 00:55:04,231
Yeah, great. You know how
you pay me back?
1163
00:55:04,259 --> 00:55:07,092
You send me back.
That's how you pay me back!
1164
00:55:08,889 --> 00:55:11,631
That's the only
fucking reason I'm here!
1165
00:55:11,850 --> 00:55:13,215
I can't send you back.
1166
00:55:13,393 --> 00:55:15,475
Look... these equations,
they're still unsolved.
1167
00:55:15,687 --> 00:55:19,100
So unless you can solve them...
1168
00:55:19,316 --> 00:55:20,476
I'm sorry.
1169
00:55:20,692 --> 00:55:22,273
Time travel just isn't possible.
1170
00:55:22,444 --> 00:55:24,297
Yeah, you know what?
Fuck it, let's just give up.
1171
00:55:24,321 --> 00:55:25,982
We keep trying.
That's what we do.
1172
00:55:26,198 --> 00:55:27,425
That's what we've been doing.
We don't give up.
1173
00:55:27,449 --> 00:55:29,280
We keep fucking trying!
1174
00:55:29,451 --> 00:55:31,737
Time travel is not possible.
1175
00:55:35,707 --> 00:55:37,948
So that's it, right?
That's, uh...
1176
00:55:41,630 --> 00:55:43,190
This whole thing
has been futile, right?
1177
00:55:43,215 --> 00:55:45,957
It's a...
It's a charade?
1178
00:55:46,176 --> 00:55:49,088
It's not possible?
It's for nothing?
1179
00:55:49,304 --> 00:55:50,885
No, it wasn't for nothing.
1180
00:55:51,098 --> 00:55:53,430
We've made great strides
in proving my theories,
1181
00:55:53,642 --> 00:55:55,758
strides that will be
hugely beneficial
1182
00:55:55,978 --> 00:55:58,094
to mankind in the future.
1183
00:55:58,313 --> 00:56:00,053
Where are you going?
1184
00:56:00,274 --> 00:56:02,074
You know what?
It looks like
I'm going nowhere.
1185
00:56:05,696 --> 00:56:07,357
Woman:
I actually envy you.
1186
00:56:07,573 --> 00:56:09,655
You envy the guy that...
Guy that's in love
1187
00:56:09,867 --> 00:56:12,529
with the girl he can't have?
1188
00:56:12,744 --> 00:56:13,744
No.
1189
00:56:15,289 --> 00:56:16,769
I envy the guy
who knows what he wants
1190
00:56:16,832 --> 00:56:20,745
and isn't afraid to go after it.
1191
00:56:20,961 --> 00:56:22,701
Even if going after it
looks like
1192
00:56:22,921 --> 00:56:25,412
it's gonna result
in a fiery crash?
1193
00:56:28,635 --> 00:56:32,378
No, I think
we should all be so lucky
1194
00:56:32,598 --> 00:56:38,059
to experience a crash
like that, you know?
1195
00:56:38,270 --> 00:56:39,630
I mean, at least
once in our lives.
1196
00:56:42,858 --> 00:56:43,973
I suppose.
1197
00:56:47,070 --> 00:56:48,935
But I like
to land safe and sound.
1198
00:56:49,156 --> 00:56:52,239
I think it's a way better plan.
1199
00:56:54,036 --> 00:56:57,153
Safe and sound, huh?
1200
00:56:57,372 --> 00:56:59,363
Let me tell you
something about that.
1201
00:56:59,583 --> 00:57:02,370
When I was in school,
everyone thought I was
1202
00:57:02,544 --> 00:57:07,789
the wild and
crazy one, you know?
1203
00:57:08,008 --> 00:57:10,795
Had to be the first
to do everything.
1204
00:57:11,011 --> 00:57:16,426
Truth is...
I was hiding.
1205
00:57:16,642 --> 00:57:19,008
I always played it safe.
1206
00:57:19,227 --> 00:57:21,468
And look where that got me.
1207
00:57:21,688 --> 00:57:24,976
I am bartending in
the middle of fucking nowhere.
1208
00:57:27,611 --> 00:57:28,880
So why don't you
get the hell out of here,
1209
00:57:28,904 --> 00:57:31,941
you know, go do something else?
1210
00:57:33,575 --> 00:57:35,782
Right.
Well, it's not that easy.
1211
00:57:35,994 --> 00:57:38,610
Um, I have responsibilities.
1212
00:57:38,830 --> 00:57:40,110
You know, I'm not a kid anymore.
1213
00:57:40,290 --> 00:57:42,781
I can't sit
in my room and dream.
1214
00:57:43,001 --> 00:57:45,617
I gotta make shit work.
1215
00:57:45,837 --> 00:57:49,421
I've got debt
I've gotta pay off.
1216
00:57:49,633 --> 00:57:51,965
I've got $40 grand
in student loans
1217
00:57:52,177 --> 00:57:56,921
because I was so set
on getting a degree...
1218
00:57:57,140 --> 00:58:02,680
That did me a lot
of good. Didn't it?
1219
00:58:02,896 --> 00:58:05,262
Degrees are a funny thing.
1220
00:58:06,984 --> 00:58:08,895
Everyone's got
responsibilities, you know?
1221
00:58:09,111 --> 00:58:12,399
It's never too late
to dream, is it?
1222
00:58:14,700 --> 00:58:17,567
Sometimes it's too late
to make those dreams a reality.
1223
00:58:19,663 --> 00:58:21,528
It just is.
1224
00:58:21,748 --> 00:58:23,409
What if you could
go back in time, right,
1225
00:58:23,583 --> 00:58:25,119
and change something.
1226
00:58:25,335 --> 00:58:27,417
You can change
anything you want.
1227
00:58:27,587 --> 00:58:29,543
What would it be?
1228
00:58:29,756 --> 00:58:30,791
Wow.
1229
00:58:31,008 --> 00:58:32,123
Um...
1230
00:58:34,845 --> 00:58:38,463
I would do something
that scared the shit out of me.
1231
00:58:38,682 --> 00:58:40,468
I would.
1232
00:58:40,684 --> 00:58:44,142
I'd go on an adventure.
1233
00:58:44,354 --> 00:58:46,936
I would get
the hell out of here and...
1234
00:58:48,984 --> 00:58:54,320
I don't know if I'd come back.
1235
00:58:54,531 --> 00:58:56,772
Okay.
All right.
1236
00:58:56,992 --> 00:58:59,859
An adventure.
I like that.
1237
00:59:00,078 --> 00:59:01,078
Yeah.
1238
00:59:03,957 --> 00:59:07,541
Where to?
1239
00:59:07,753 --> 00:59:08,833
Alaska.
1240
00:59:09,046 --> 00:59:11,833
I've never been to Alaska.
1241
00:59:12,049 --> 00:59:13,334
Me neither.
1242
00:59:13,550 --> 00:59:16,713
But I hear the northern lights
1243
00:59:16,928 --> 00:59:20,671
are absolutely breathtaking
this time of year.
1244
00:59:20,891 --> 00:59:22,927
And then I don't know.
1245
00:59:23,143 --> 00:59:25,976
I would just see
where the universe took me.
1246
00:59:26,188 --> 00:59:29,146
I would just...
1247
00:59:29,357 --> 00:59:30,847
I'd be free.
1248
00:59:33,487 --> 00:59:34,727
Hmm.
1249
00:59:37,824 --> 00:59:41,282
You know, it's a shame...
1250
00:59:41,495 --> 00:59:47,536
By the time we figure out
what we really want...
1251
00:59:47,709 --> 00:59:49,040
Most of the time it's too late.
1252
00:59:52,506 --> 00:59:54,417
Opportunity’'s lost.
1253
00:59:56,551 --> 00:59:58,337
Hadn't thought of it that way.
You're right.
1254
01:00:04,101 --> 01:00:05,432
Good luck with that girl.
1255
01:00:18,198 --> 01:00:20,564
J traveled so long j
1256
01:00:20,742 --> 01:00:23,609
j ain't got very far
1257
01:00:23,829 --> 01:00:25,911
j I'm stuck at a crossroads j
1258
01:00:26,123 --> 01:00:29,331
j in this lonely town bar j
1259
01:00:29,543 --> 01:00:34,537
j as this highway
is winding on down j
1260
01:00:34,714 --> 01:00:37,046
j see you around j
1261
01:00:38,885 --> 01:00:42,548
j this is how it ends j
1262
01:00:44,850 --> 01:00:49,810
jd I will have no regret j
1263
01:00:50,021 --> 01:00:53,263
j this is how it ends j
1264
01:00:55,610 --> 01:00:59,569
jd I will have no regret j
1265
01:01:10,709 --> 01:01:12,995
j the stories we live j
1266
01:01:13,211 --> 01:01:16,044
j the mistakes that we make j
1267
01:01:16,256 --> 01:01:18,372
j the love that we give j
1268
01:01:18,592 --> 01:01:21,629
j and the hearts we will break j
1269
01:01:21,845 --> 01:01:26,930
j it's all part of
this game called life ;
1270
01:01:27,142 --> 01:01:31,055
j I'll say my goodbyes j
1271
01:01:31,271 --> 01:01:35,139
j this is how it ends j
1272
01:01:37,110 --> 01:01:42,070
j I will have no regret j
1273
01:01:42,282 --> 01:01:44,739
I think I got it.
1274
01:01:44,951 --> 01:01:46,596
All right, I've reworked
the rosen bridge theory
1275
01:01:46,620 --> 01:01:48,736
with re-evaluated properties
based on schwartzschild.
1276
01:01:48,955 --> 01:01:50,315
We know that
"c-squared" is broken.
1277
01:01:50,498 --> 01:01:51,767
No, no, that's
schwartzschild's theory.
1278
01:01:51,791 --> 01:01:53,122
Mitchell fixed those problems.
1279
01:01:53,335 --> 01:01:54,687
But schwarzschild
achieved the proper values,
1280
01:01:54,711 --> 01:01:55,871
so his equation helps us.
1281
01:01:56,087 --> 01:01:57,827
Look, we know
that the speed of light
1282
01:01:58,048 --> 01:02:00,334
is inconsistent,
which means both sides
1283
01:02:00,550 --> 01:02:02,086
of the equation
are inconsistent.
1284
01:02:02,302 --> 01:02:03,667
All right,
the common factor is r.
1285
01:02:03,845 --> 01:02:06,382
Thus, 2gm equals inconsistent.
1286
01:02:06,598 --> 01:02:07,883
G and m are
subject to c-squared
1287
01:02:08,099 --> 01:02:09,555
and r based on
irrational polymers.
1288
01:02:09,726 --> 01:02:13,389
"I" exists!
And it solves everything.
1289
01:02:15,899 --> 01:02:17,685
She means that much to you?
1290
01:02:19,110 --> 01:02:21,647
She does.
1291
01:02:21,821 --> 01:02:23,561
Okay, if you
are going to do this,
1292
01:02:23,740 --> 01:02:25,196
it has to be soon.
1293
01:02:25,408 --> 01:02:26,886
The rods are decaying
at a much more rapid pace
1294
01:02:26,910 --> 01:02:28,241
than I had initially calculated.
1295
01:02:28,453 --> 01:02:30,293
According to my estimates,
we should be able to
1296
01:02:30,497 --> 01:02:33,364
generate a discharge
of 16.7 peta evs.
1297
01:02:33,583 --> 01:02:35,574
Now this is not
what I was hoping for,
1298
01:02:35,752 --> 01:02:37,959
but it should be sufficient
to allow us to connect
1299
01:02:38,171 --> 01:02:41,163
any two moments
in the past five years.
1300
01:02:41,383 --> 01:02:42,589
According to my calculations,
1301
01:02:42,759 --> 01:02:45,171
you will arrive
in your new reality at 5:00 am,
1302
01:02:45,387 --> 01:02:47,127
November 21st, 2008,
1303
01:02:47,347 --> 01:02:49,713
plus or minus five minutes.
1304
01:02:49,891 --> 01:02:51,597
How's that for irony?
1305
01:02:51,768 --> 01:02:53,554
Even with a time machine.
1306
01:02:53,770 --> 01:02:57,183
I've prepared a survival
kit of sorts for you.
1307
01:02:57,399 --> 01:02:58,559
This should allow you to get
1308
01:02:58,775 --> 01:02:59,855
to where you need to go.
1309
01:03:00,068 --> 01:03:01,274
What's this?
1310
01:03:01,486 --> 01:03:03,852
It's a little bit
of pre-2008 cash,
1311
01:03:04,072 --> 01:03:06,233
my old cell phone,
and the keys to my truck.
1312
01:03:06,449 --> 01:03:08,735
That should allow you
to get to Los Angeles,
1313
01:03:08,952 --> 01:03:11,159
but remember,
once you land in 2008,
1314
01:03:11,371 --> 01:03:12,611
you're gonna have to figure out
1315
01:03:12,789 --> 01:03:14,996
your long-term survival plan.
1316
01:03:17,961 --> 01:03:19,952
Thank you.
1317
01:03:20,171 --> 01:03:21,732
I don’t even know if
the cell phone's gonna work.
1318
01:03:21,756 --> 01:03:23,067
The electrical
interference from the rift
1319
01:03:23,091 --> 01:03:24,171
in the space-time continuum
1320
01:03:24,217 --> 01:03:25,457
will likely fry the circuits,
1321
01:03:25,677 --> 01:03:28,510
but let's go ahead
and take it anyway.
1322
01:03:28,722 --> 01:03:31,759
I'd like to ask you
a small favor in return.
1323
01:03:31,975 --> 01:03:33,761
Yeah, of course, anything.
1324
01:03:33,977 --> 01:03:35,592
What do you need?
1325
01:03:35,812 --> 01:03:39,555
The day you arrive
is coincidentally
1326
01:03:39,774 --> 01:03:42,186
the same day as my lab accident.
1327
01:03:42,402 --> 01:03:43,938
Irony all around.
1328
01:03:44,154 --> 01:03:46,520
Why didn’t that make
national news, by the way?
1329
01:03:46,740 --> 01:03:48,276
It did, but the opening
1330
01:03:48,491 --> 01:03:51,779
of some teen romance
vampire movie
1331
01:03:51,995 --> 01:03:53,735
stole the headlines that day.
1332
01:03:53,913 --> 01:03:57,531
Anyway, I need you
to get this to me
1333
01:03:57,751 --> 01:03:59,958
by 7:30 pm.
That's important.
1334
01:04:00,170 --> 01:04:02,161
That should prevent me
from blowing up the lab
1335
01:04:02,380 --> 01:04:04,371
in that timeframe and
it's a six hour drive
1336
01:04:04,591 --> 01:04:08,129
to Los Angeles, so you should
have plenty of time.
1337
01:04:08,345 --> 01:04:10,210
Well...
1338
01:04:10,430 --> 01:04:11,430
We should get going.
1339
01:04:11,556 --> 01:04:13,421
Are you ready?
1340
01:04:18,772 --> 01:04:19,978
Sure.
1341
01:04:20,190 --> 01:04:22,647
Eric, you must be
absolutely certain.
1342
01:04:22,859 --> 01:04:24,815
There's no coming
back from this.
1343
01:04:27,030 --> 01:04:28,236
Yeah, I know.
1344
01:04:30,408 --> 01:04:32,774
I know.
I'm sure, yes.
1345
01:04:32,952 --> 01:04:35,238
Okay.
1346
01:04:35,455 --> 01:04:36,661
Let's do it.
1347
01:04:36,873 --> 01:04:38,784
A historic moment.
1348
01:04:38,958 --> 01:04:40,619
For sure.
1349
01:04:40,835 --> 01:04:43,918
The first trip ever
through time.
1350
01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:49,633
You know,
it's comforting to know
1351
01:04:49,844 --> 01:04:53,962
that while me in my current form
1352
01:04:54,182 --> 01:04:57,015
will not feel the effects,
1353
01:04:57,227 --> 01:04:58,342
there will be a copy of me
1354
01:04:58,561 --> 01:05:00,847
in another reality who will...
1355
01:05:03,566 --> 01:05:06,729
Now have the opportunity
for a better life.
1356
01:05:19,999 --> 01:05:22,661
That's the saddest thing
I ever heard.
1357
01:05:22,877 --> 01:05:23,877
I'm sorry.
1358
01:05:24,087 --> 01:05:26,874
Oh, Eric, don't be sorry.
1359
01:05:27,090 --> 01:05:30,924
You gave me a second chance
to feel alive again,
1360
01:05:31,136 --> 01:05:35,755
and for that...
1361
01:05:35,932 --> 01:05:37,888
You deserve your chance.
1362
01:05:41,104 --> 01:05:44,938
I don't even know
what to say to you.
1363
01:05:45,150 --> 01:05:46,590
There's nothing to say.
Get up there.
1364
01:05:46,693 --> 01:05:48,274
Get up there.
1365
01:05:48,486 --> 01:05:50,898
Come here.
Come here.
1366
01:05:52,824 --> 01:05:54,405
Oh, thank you.
1367
01:05:54,617 --> 01:05:56,073
You're welcome.
1368
01:05:57,829 --> 01:05:58,989
Go get her.
1369
01:06:13,261 --> 01:06:14,967
May the force be with you.
1370
01:06:40,955 --> 01:06:43,742
Aah!
1371
01:07:22,413 --> 01:07:25,871
Okay, this is a "starter"?
1372
01:07:40,974 --> 01:07:44,137
All right, all right, all right.
1373
01:07:49,148 --> 01:07:51,013
Here we go.
1374
01:07:51,234 --> 01:07:53,316
Come on, come on, baby.
Come on.
1375
01:08:18,970 --> 01:08:20,426
Come on, goddammit.
1376
01:08:20,638 --> 01:08:21,638
Shit!
1377
01:09:39,217 --> 01:09:41,458
Hey!
1378
01:09:41,678 --> 01:09:42,678
Ally.
1379
01:09:49,519 --> 01:09:51,305
Do I know you?
1380
01:09:51,521 --> 01:09:54,854
Uh, no, not yet.
1381
01:09:55,066 --> 01:10:00,231
Um, you're ally, right?
1382
01:10:00,446 --> 01:10:02,903
Yeah.
Yeah.
1383
01:10:03,116 --> 01:10:05,949
Well, I'm the only ally
within the next ten miles.
1384
01:10:06,160 --> 01:10:08,138
There was this other girl
who was calling herself that,
1385
01:10:08,162 --> 01:10:10,494
but she changed it to "ash"
'cause her name is...
1386
01:10:10,707 --> 01:10:11,707
Ashley?
1387
01:10:14,544 --> 01:10:15,954
Right.
1388
01:10:16,170 --> 01:10:18,912
Okay, so, you know my name,
1389
01:10:19,132 --> 01:10:21,373
which is weird.
1390
01:10:21,592 --> 01:10:26,052
So, care to get on
even ground with me?
1391
01:10:26,222 --> 01:10:28,338
Yeah, uh, right.
Sorry.
1392
01:10:28,558 --> 01:10:30,844
Eric. Eric.
Good to meet you.
1393
01:10:31,060 --> 01:10:34,052
- Ally.
- Yeah, I know.
1394
01:10:34,230 --> 01:10:37,347
So, Eric,
1395
01:10:37,567 --> 01:10:38,977
what, uh,
1396
01:10:39,193 --> 01:10:43,527
what brings you to this
fine establishment today?
1397
01:10:43,740 --> 01:10:47,198
Um, I actually...
My... my truck broke down
up the road,
1398
01:10:47,368 --> 01:10:48,448
so I'm sort of stranded.
1399
01:10:48,661 --> 01:10:50,197
- Oh, yeah?
- Stranded here, yeah.
1400
01:10:50,371 --> 01:10:51,986
- That's a bummer.
- Right.
1401
01:10:52,206 --> 01:10:55,039
Well, you want me to
call you a tow truck?
1402
01:10:55,251 --> 01:10:58,368
No, no, no.
Actually, can I borrow a phone?
1403
01:10:58,588 --> 01:11:01,421
- Well, yeah.
- Yeah?
1404
01:11:01,632 --> 01:11:02,917
Yeah, I got one right here.
1405
01:11:03,134 --> 01:11:04,465
Okay, thanks.
1406
01:11:04,677 --> 01:11:07,043
Just gonna make a quick
phone call to a friend.
1407
01:11:07,263 --> 01:11:08,878
Be quick,
it's pre-pay.
1408
01:11:11,225 --> 01:11:12,225
Thank you.
1409
01:11:35,792 --> 01:11:36,907
Hello?
1410
01:11:37,126 --> 01:11:38,145
Kal, hey, listen.
It's Eric.
1411
01:11:38,169 --> 01:11:39,329
Oh, hey, what's up, Eric?
1412
01:11:39,545 --> 01:11:41,206
Listen, I need you
to come pick me up.
1413
01:11:41,380 --> 01:11:42,980
I'm in Arizona right now,
just stop doing
1414
01:11:43,007 --> 01:11:44,793
whatever you're doing
and come get me.
1415
01:11:45,009 --> 01:11:46,529
If you woke me up
this early for a joke
1416
01:11:46,594 --> 01:11:47,674
I'm going back to bed.
1417
01:11:47,887 --> 01:11:49,297
No, I'm not joking.
Listen,
1418
01:11:49,514 --> 01:11:51,074
I'm in northern Arizona,
I need you to come get me
1419
01:11:51,098 --> 01:11:52,213
and it's an emergency.
1420
01:11:52,391 --> 01:11:53,801
Just hurry up, will you?
1421
01:11:54,018 --> 01:11:55,508
Tell me where you are.
1422
01:11:55,728 --> 01:12:01,268
It's 11742 hickory way
in grand river, Arizona.
1423
01:12:03,820 --> 01:12:05,435
All right.
1424
01:12:07,198 --> 01:12:09,780
You... are
a lifesaver.
1425
01:12:09,992 --> 01:12:14,326
Thank you.
I've been told that before.
1426
01:12:14,539 --> 01:12:18,873
You know, I, uh,
it's the weirdest thing.
1427
01:12:19,085 --> 01:12:22,248
I've been in town
for a couple of hours
1428
01:12:22,421 --> 01:12:23,440
and I got nothing but headaches.
1429
01:12:23,464 --> 01:12:25,750
That'll be 1.02.
1430
01:12:25,967 --> 01:12:29,630
Oh, yeah?
The town's really not that bad
1431
01:12:29,846 --> 01:12:31,461
if you give it a chance.
1432
01:12:31,681 --> 01:12:34,514
I'm not sure it's the town
as much as it is the year.
1433
01:12:34,725 --> 01:12:36,056
What?
1434
01:12:36,269 --> 01:12:39,261
Uh, I'm probably
just dehydrated.
1435
01:12:39,438 --> 01:12:41,895
Oh, yeah, that happens.
1436
01:12:42,108 --> 01:12:44,394
Fluid's in me.
You got a map, by chance,
1437
01:12:44,610 --> 01:12:46,475
of Arizona I could
take a peek at?
1438
01:12:46,696 --> 01:12:47,811
Sure.
1439
01:12:51,450 --> 01:12:52,450
Yeah, here you go.
1440
01:12:52,577 --> 01:12:53,783
Thank you.
1441
01:12:53,995 --> 01:12:56,782
Can I have it?
Thank you.
1442
01:12:56,998 --> 01:12:57,998
You're welcome.
1443
01:12:58,207 --> 01:13:00,072
So you like working here,
or what?
1444
01:13:02,670 --> 01:13:04,160
It's okay.
1445
01:13:04,380 --> 01:13:06,837
You know, it pays the bills.
1446
01:13:07,049 --> 01:13:11,213
I'm working here to pay
my way through college.
1447
01:13:11,387 --> 01:13:14,675
Well, it's either that or
be a stripper, so...
1448
01:13:14,891 --> 01:13:16,131
I'm kidding.
1449
01:13:16,350 --> 01:13:18,386
This town doesn't
even have a strip club.
1450
01:13:18,603 --> 01:13:21,970
You ever... you ever think about
getting out of here?
1451
01:13:22,189 --> 01:13:24,771
So I can be a stripper?
1452
01:13:24,984 --> 01:13:28,351
No. No, I wasn't
thinking about that.
1453
01:13:28,529 --> 01:13:29,894
I mean, you know,
get out of here,
1454
01:13:30,114 --> 01:13:32,105
do something more adventurous.
1455
01:13:32,325 --> 01:13:36,910
Yeah.
Sometimes, right?
1456
01:13:37,121 --> 01:13:38,986
Well, don't wait too long, okay?
1457
01:13:39,206 --> 01:13:42,539
You might... you might miss
your window.
1458
01:13:42,752 --> 01:13:44,242
Gee, thanks.
1459
01:13:44,420 --> 01:13:48,629
That's Sage advice
from a total weirdo.
1460
01:13:48,841 --> 01:13:50,422
You think I'm a total weirdo?
1461
01:13:50,635 --> 01:13:51,715
Yeah.
1462
01:13:51,928 --> 01:13:53,259
I mean, like, in a good way.
1463
01:13:53,429 --> 01:13:55,010
You're like, um...
1464
01:13:55,222 --> 01:13:57,087
Like Thomas Jerome Newton.
1465
01:13:59,644 --> 01:14:04,138
You know, "the man
who fell to earth”?
1466
01:14:04,357 --> 01:14:08,441
David bowie?
1976.
1467
01:14:08,653 --> 01:14:09,963
You need to watch
more movies, man.
1468
01:14:09,987 --> 01:14:11,568
I will make sure I put that one
1469
01:14:11,781 --> 01:14:13,112
on my instant queue.
1470
01:14:13,324 --> 01:14:14,609
Your instant what?
1471
01:14:14,825 --> 01:14:17,032
Never mind.
1472
01:14:17,244 --> 01:14:19,451
Weirdo.
1473
01:14:21,624 --> 01:14:22,955
Hey, baby.
How much?
1474
01:14:23,167 --> 01:14:24,167
Kal! What's up?
1475
01:14:24,335 --> 01:14:27,998
Hey, man! Ahh!
1476
01:14:28,214 --> 01:14:29,829
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1477
01:14:30,049 --> 01:14:31,276
There's something
different about you.
1478
01:14:31,300 --> 01:14:32,444
Uh, maybe I look a little older.
1479
01:14:32,468 --> 01:14:34,208
Yeah, maybe.
1480
01:14:34,428 --> 01:14:36,419
So what are you
doing in Arizona, dude?
1481
01:14:36,639 --> 01:14:38,075
Long story, you wouldn't
believe me if I told you.
1482
01:14:38,099 --> 01:14:39,618
How long did it take
you to get here anyway?
1483
01:14:39,642 --> 01:14:41,078
I left at like
quarter to eight so...
1484
01:14:41,102 --> 01:14:42,454
I don't know,
five and a half hours?
1485
01:14:42,478 --> 01:14:43,664
Five and a half? All right.
We gotta go.
1486
01:14:43,688 --> 01:14:44,968
I'll explain in the car,
come on.
1487
01:14:55,574 --> 01:14:57,530
So, let me get this straight.
1488
01:14:57,743 --> 01:15:00,450
You traveled back in
time so you are you,
1489
01:15:00,663 --> 01:15:02,119
but you're not really you.
1490
01:15:02,331 --> 01:15:03,821
Sort of. I mean,
yes and no.
1491
01:15:04,041 --> 01:15:07,204
I am me, I'm just not
the me from this time.
1492
01:15:07,420 --> 01:15:08,785
Well, isn’t that
what I just said?
1493
01:15:09,005 --> 01:15:10,273
What? Are we playing
"who's on first” here?
1494
01:15:10,297 --> 01:15:11,457
- Come on.
- It's complicated.
1495
01:15:11,674 --> 01:15:13,110
No, no, I get it.
I understand that part,
1496
01:15:13,134 --> 01:15:16,547
what I don't
understand is... why?
1497
01:15:16,762 --> 01:15:18,298
Honestly?
1498
01:15:18,514 --> 01:15:20,550
No, dishonestly. Look,
I want you to tell me
1499
01:15:20,766 --> 01:15:22,131
that you came back
for Katy Perry
1500
01:15:22,351 --> 01:15:23,136
‘cause you found out
she was lying about it
1501
01:15:23,352 --> 01:15:24,432
when she kissed that girl
1502
01:15:24,603 --> 01:15:26,434
so it shattered
your reality so bad
1503
01:15:26,605 --> 01:15:28,325
that you had to come
back to a simpler time.
1504
01:15:28,399 --> 01:15:30,811
Yes, honestly! What kind
of question is that?
1505
01:15:31,027 --> 01:15:32,187
I'm in love.
1506
01:15:32,403 --> 01:15:34,439
With Katy Perry?
Or the girl she kissed?
1507
01:15:34,613 --> 01:15:36,729
No, neither,
it's a different girl.
1508
01:15:36,949 --> 01:15:38,093
It's a completely
different girl.
1509
01:15:38,117 --> 01:15:39,732
It's not Katy Perry,
1510
01:15:39,952 --> 01:15:41,488
it's a different girl entirely.
1511
01:15:41,662 --> 01:15:43,744
Oh, man, did she
die or something?
1512
01:15:43,956 --> 01:15:46,538
No, no, she's just,
uh, you know...
1513
01:15:46,751 --> 01:15:47,991
She's unavailable.
1514
01:15:48,210 --> 01:15:50,292
Unavailable?
What the hell does that mean?
1515
01:15:50,504 --> 01:15:53,917
Wow, is she in prison?
Yeah!
1516
01:15:54,133 --> 01:15:55,714
No, she's not in prison.
1517
01:15:55,926 --> 01:15:58,542
She's, uh, engaged.
1518
01:15:58,763 --> 01:16:01,926
Whoa. Uh-oh.
That's not good.
1519
01:16:02,141 --> 01:16:03,802
What do you mean?
1520
01:16:04,018 --> 01:16:05,349
What if she says no?
1521
01:16:07,980 --> 01:16:10,016
No, she can’'t...
She's not gonna say no,
1522
01:16:10,232 --> 01:16:11,722
okay?
Just we clicked,
1523
01:16:11,942 --> 01:16:14,684
we got a thing,
she's not gonna say no.
1524
01:16:14,904 --> 01:16:16,769
So in five years you click,
1525
01:16:16,989 --> 01:16:18,695
but you have no idea
who this girl is now.
1526
01:16:18,908 --> 01:16:20,819
What if you don't even
dig the younger her?
1527
01:16:21,035 --> 01:16:23,526
I know who she becomes
and I dig that, so...
1528
01:16:23,704 --> 01:16:24,904
Yeah, but if she meets you now
1529
01:16:24,997 --> 01:16:26,988
she may never
even become that person.
1530
01:16:27,208 --> 01:16:28,769
Why are you being such
a Debbie downer, man?
It's gonna work out.
1531
01:16:28,793 --> 01:16:30,749
Look, I invented time travel
for this girl, okay?
1532
01:16:30,961 --> 01:16:32,397
- It's just reality.
- I traveled through
time for this girl.
1533
01:16:32,421 --> 01:16:33,627
It's going to work.
1534
01:16:33,839 --> 01:16:35,329
She's not gonna
say no, it's fine.
1535
01:16:35,549 --> 01:16:37,335
Okay.
1536
01:16:41,013 --> 01:16:43,129
So, where exactly am
I dropping you off?
1537
01:16:43,349 --> 01:16:44,555
South hills mall.
1538
01:16:44,767 --> 01:16:47,008
But I need you to
take me to ccs first.
1539
01:16:47,228 --> 01:16:49,640
Ccs... are
you crazy?
1540
01:16:49,855 --> 01:16:51,455
That's all the way
over on the West Side.
1541
01:16:51,607 --> 01:16:53,563
It'll take us at least
an hour to get there.
1542
01:16:53,776 --> 01:16:55,337
We're not going to be
back to south hills mall
1543
01:16:55,361 --> 01:16:56,726
by 6:45.
1544
01:16:56,946 --> 01:16:59,653
Fuck.
All right, uh,
1545
01:16:59,865 --> 01:17:01,343
let me borrow your phone.
You got a phone?
1546
01:17:01,367 --> 01:17:03,323
Yeah, yeah, it's right here.
1547
01:17:03,536 --> 01:17:05,256
What is this?
You got Internet
on this thing?
1548
01:17:05,454 --> 01:17:08,366
No, it's not a computer.
Crazy.
1549
01:17:08,582 --> 01:17:11,369
Internet on a phone...
1550
01:17:11,585 --> 01:17:13,701
Hi, yeah, I need you to
give me the number
1551
01:17:13,921 --> 01:17:16,583
for the California
college of science.
1552
01:17:18,634 --> 01:17:20,249
You got a pen?
1553
01:17:20,469 --> 01:17:23,427
Yup. What is it?
1554
01:17:24,807 --> 01:17:26,468
49, all right,
thank you very much.
1555
01:17:36,610 --> 01:17:39,647
Hi, yeah, I need to speak
to a Dr. Joseph goyer.
1556
01:17:39,864 --> 01:17:42,446
He's in your...
Yes, that's exactly right.
1557
01:17:42,658 --> 01:17:46,196
That Joseph goyer, please.
1558
01:17:46,412 --> 01:17:49,119
No, I understand.
Listen, it's very important.
1559
01:17:49,331 --> 01:17:51,367
Right, no I heard
you the first time.
1560
01:17:51,584 --> 01:17:52,619
Listen, hmm...
1561
01:17:52,793 --> 01:17:54,124
Just get him on
the phone, please.
1562
01:17:54,336 --> 01:17:56,577
Just get him...
1563
01:17:56,755 --> 01:17:59,497
The heck?
She hung up on me.
1564
01:17:59,675 --> 01:18:00,819
Dude, you gotta
talk her up, man.
Try to sound sexy.
1565
01:18:00,843 --> 01:18:02,708
- I'm calling her back.
- Let me talk to her.
1566
01:18:02,928 --> 01:18:04,728
No, no, no, I'm not gonna
let you talk to her.
1567
01:18:07,349 --> 01:18:10,091
Hi, yeah, you know what?
I think we just
got disconnected.
1568
01:18:10,311 --> 01:18:12,597
I was hoping to speak
to Dr. Joseph goyer.
1569
01:18:12,771 --> 01:18:13,851
Hello?
1570
01:18:14,064 --> 01:18:15,304
Fuck! This bitch
hung up on me.
1571
01:18:15,524 --> 01:18:16,809
Goddammit.
1572
01:18:17,902 --> 01:18:21,440
How rude.
1573
01:18:21,655 --> 01:18:24,067
So where am I taking you?
Ccs or the mall?
1574
01:18:26,660 --> 01:18:28,241
How far to the mall?
1575
01:18:28,454 --> 01:18:29,660
From here, like, 20 minutes.
1576
01:18:29,872 --> 01:18:33,239
Give or take.
1577
01:18:33,459 --> 01:18:35,040
Fuck! Yeah, we gotta
go to the mall.
1578
01:18:39,173 --> 01:18:41,093
- Right here?
- Yeah, this is good.
Thanks, buddy.
1579
01:18:47,473 --> 01:18:49,805
- Hey, let me ask
you something.
- Yeah?
1580
01:18:50,017 --> 01:18:52,633
What am I like in the future?
1581
01:18:52,811 --> 01:18:54,642
Pretty much the same guy.
1582
01:18:54,813 --> 01:18:56,019
- Still awesome?
- Yeah.
1583
01:18:56,232 --> 01:18:57,722
- Score! Ha-ha!
- Yeah.
1584
01:18:57,942 --> 01:19:01,230
Oh, you do come out
of the closet, though.
1585
01:19:01,445 --> 01:19:03,151
- Wait, what?
- Yeah.
1586
01:19:03,364 --> 01:19:05,355
Hey!
What? I'm not...
1587
01:19:05,574 --> 01:19:08,065
Wait, what are you
saying, I'm gay?
1588
01:19:08,285 --> 01:19:10,526
Are you fucking with me?
1589
01:19:10,746 --> 01:19:12,202
He's just fucking with me,
right?
1590
01:19:12,414 --> 01:19:14,075
I'm not gay, am 1?
1591
01:19:14,291 --> 01:19:16,873
No. If I was I'd totally
know it by now.
1592
01:19:17,086 --> 01:19:18,792
Yeah, he's just fucking with me.
1593
01:19:19,004 --> 01:19:20,119
Wait, is he?
1594
01:19:51,453 --> 01:19:54,365
Hey.
1595
01:19:54,581 --> 01:19:56,242
Um...
1596
01:19:58,752 --> 01:20:01,459
Listen, this is
going to sound, um,
1597
01:20:01,672 --> 01:20:02,707
borderline insane.
1598
01:20:02,881 --> 01:20:04,462
Um...
1599
01:20:04,675 --> 01:20:06,569
I've got these two tickets
to the new "twilight" film.
1600
01:20:06,593 --> 01:20:08,003
I was going to
take my little sister
1601
01:20:08,220 --> 01:20:10,085
and she got sick,
so how I'm stuck with
1602
01:20:10,306 --> 01:20:13,798
these two tickets to
"twilight" and, um,
1603
01:20:14,018 --> 01:20:15,724
anyway, I was wondering
would you, uh,
1604
01:20:15,894 --> 01:20:17,289
would you want to go with me?
This "twilight"?
1605
01:20:17,313 --> 01:20:20,476
You were right, that is insane
1606
01:20:20,691 --> 01:20:22,377
because that movie
looks like total garbage.
1607
01:20:22,401 --> 01:20:23,766
Sorry.
1608
01:20:23,986 --> 01:20:26,398
Yeah, well, you know what?
It is? It's trash.
1609
01:20:26,613 --> 01:20:29,070
Um, but I've got the tickets
1610
01:20:29,283 --> 01:20:32,275
and I thought why
let 'em go to waste?
1611
01:20:32,494 --> 01:20:34,576
Oh, actually I think
you can just cash 'em in
1612
01:20:34,788 --> 01:20:36,308
as long as the movie
hasn't started yet.
1613
01:20:36,332 --> 01:20:38,243
No.
Is that true?
1614
01:20:38,459 --> 01:20:40,415
- Yeah.
- You're kidding me.
1615
01:20:40,627 --> 01:20:43,915
That's horrible.
Horrible news.
1616
01:20:44,131 --> 01:20:47,123
Um, I'm gonna level with you.
1617
01:20:47,343 --> 01:20:50,005
I don't have
tickets to "twilight."
1618
01:20:50,220 --> 01:20:52,552
I was walking, I looked
up and I saw your face
1619
01:20:52,765 --> 01:20:57,054
and I thought,
"that girl is stunning
and I've gotta go ask her out,”
1620
01:20:57,269 --> 01:20:59,029
and the first thing that
came out of my mouth
1621
01:20:59,188 --> 01:21:02,601
was that stupid "twilight"
line and I am sorry.
1622
01:21:02,816 --> 01:21:04,772
Wow.
1623
01:21:04,943 --> 01:21:08,026
You know, I think that might be
the worst pick-up line
I've ever heard.
1624
01:21:08,238 --> 01:21:11,651
I don't think that would
ever work on anyone.
1625
01:21:11,867 --> 01:21:13,027
Really?
1626
01:21:13,243 --> 01:21:16,861
At least not in this universe.
1627
01:21:17,081 --> 01:21:18,321
Let me see the kaleidoscope.
1628
01:21:18,540 --> 01:21:20,246
You know, next time
you might just want to
1629
01:21:20,459 --> 01:21:22,120
go with the traditional route of
1630
01:21:22,336 --> 01:21:24,327
"do you want to grab
a cup of coffee?"
1631
01:21:24,546 --> 01:21:26,332
No, it's mine!
1632
01:21:29,009 --> 01:21:30,215
Let go!
1633
01:21:30,427 --> 01:21:33,669
Look what you did.
You broke it!
1634
01:21:35,682 --> 01:21:37,718
You know what?
Thank you.
1635
01:21:37,893 --> 01:21:39,133
For what?
1636
01:21:39,353 --> 01:21:41,218
For inspiring me to
do something great.
1637
01:21:41,438 --> 01:21:43,474
Thank you.
1638
01:21:51,490 --> 01:21:53,105
How fast can you get me to ccs?
1639
01:21:53,325 --> 01:21:55,031
I'm kal...
Get in.
1640
01:22:03,001 --> 01:22:04,241
= punch it!
- Whoo!
1641
01:22:06,588 --> 01:22:08,544
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me!
1642
01:22:08,757 --> 01:22:10,485
Hey, authorized personnel
only beyond this point, sir.
1643
01:22:10,509 --> 01:22:11,919
You gotta be kidding me,
you again?
1644
01:22:12,136 --> 01:22:13,613
I'm sorry, have we met before?
I don't recall.
1645
01:22:13,637 --> 01:22:15,343
Listen, I need to talk to
Dr. Joseph goyer.
1646
01:22:15,556 --> 01:22:17,296
Ah, the doctor is
about to oversee
1647
01:22:17,516 --> 01:22:19,369
a very important experiment.
Authorized personnel only, sir.
1648
01:22:19,393 --> 01:22:20,883
Do you understand
the gravity of the-
1649
01:22:21,061 --> 01:22:23,143
sir! If you do not calmly
back away I am authorized
1650
01:22:23,355 --> 01:22:27,189
to use an appropriate
level of force to ex... no!
1651
01:22:27,401 --> 01:22:28,686
Hey...
1652
01:22:28,902 --> 01:22:30,767
Be nice to people.
Be nice.
1653
01:22:35,576 --> 01:22:37,112
Dr. goyer!
1654
01:22:41,415 --> 01:22:43,952
What is the
meaning of this?
Who are you?
1655
01:22:44,168 --> 01:22:46,354
We're about to
start a very complex
and dangerous experiment.
1656
01:22:46,378 --> 01:22:47,709
What do you want?
1657
01:22:47,921 --> 01:22:49,841
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
does that mean anything to you?
1658
01:22:59,641 --> 01:23:01,632
You're sure I can't
convince you to stay?
1659
01:23:01,852 --> 01:23:03,308
You're a great lab assistant.
1660
01:23:03,520 --> 01:23:07,980
Uh, yeah, I think the universe
1661
01:23:08,192 --> 01:23:10,558
has something more in
store for me, actually.
1662
01:23:10,777 --> 01:23:12,608
Well, it's a pleasure
meeting you, Eric.
1663
01:23:12,821 --> 01:23:14,652
You too.
Thanks for your hospitality,
1664
01:23:14,865 --> 01:23:16,821
- I appreciate that.
- Oh, you're welcome.
1665
01:23:16,992 --> 01:23:19,483
If you ever need anything...
1666
01:23:19,703 --> 01:23:21,193
Don't hesitate to ask.
1667
01:23:21,413 --> 01:23:24,075
Thank you.
You too.
1668
01:23:24,291 --> 01:23:28,204
All right, this is me.
1669
01:23:28,420 --> 01:23:29,626
- Good luck.
- Thank you.
1670
01:24:20,055 --> 01:24:21,511
- Hey.
- Hey.
1671
01:24:24,726 --> 01:24:28,685
Uh, this is going to
sound a little bit crazy.
1672
01:24:28,897 --> 01:24:31,309
Um...
1673
01:24:31,525 --> 01:24:34,733
Would you like to go on
an adventure with me?
1674
01:24:34,945 --> 01:24:37,857
- An adventure?
- Yeah.
1675
01:24:38,073 --> 01:24:41,986
I don't know. It depends...
Where?
1676
01:24:42,160 --> 01:24:45,072
I hear the northern lights
of Alaska are
1677
01:24:45,289 --> 01:24:49,123
absolutely breathtaking
this time of year.
1678
01:26:35,315 --> 01:26:40,150
J it's about time j
1679
01:26:40,362 --> 01:26:42,648
j I'm going back j
1680
01:26:42,864 --> 01:26:46,823
j to make you mine j
1681
01:26:47,035 --> 01:26:51,950
j back to long ago j
1682
01:26:52,165 --> 01:26:57,876
j to find the love
i already know j
1683
01:26:58,088 --> 01:27:01,546
j this is my overture to you j
1684
01:27:01,758 --> 01:27:03,794
j ooh, ooh
1685
01:27:04,010 --> 01:27:07,173
j here, take my promise j
1686
01:27:07,389 --> 01:27:10,256
j here's my heart too j
1687
01:27:10,475 --> 01:27:14,935
j baby the best is yet to come j
1688
01:27:15,147 --> 01:27:18,935
I we'll plant the seed
with love j
1689
01:27:19,151 --> 01:27:22,018
j if I'm strong j
1690
01:27:27,284 --> 01:27:33,075
j our future lies in the past j
1691
01:27:33,248 --> 01:27:38,993
j we'll find a love
that will last j
1692
01:27:39,212 --> 01:27:44,752
j but if our love
never comes to be j
1693
01:27:44,968 --> 01:27:50,759
j I'll still end up
the better me j
1694
01:27:50,974 --> 01:27:54,387
j this is my overture to you j
1695
01:27:54,603 --> 01:27:56,719
j ooh, ooh
1696
01:27:56,938 --> 01:28:00,021
j here, take my promise j
1697
01:28:00,233 --> 01:28:02,895
j here's my heart too j
1698
01:28:03,111 --> 01:28:08,356
j baby, the best
is yet to come j
1699
01:28:08,575 --> 01:28:12,113
I we'll plant the seed
with love j
1700
01:28:12,287 --> 01:28:14,653
j if I'm strong j
1701
01:28:14,873 --> 01:28:17,615
j I'll see you again
1702
01:28:17,834 --> 01:28:20,917
j in a little while j
1703
01:28:21,129 --> 01:28:23,666
j but until then I'll miss j
1704
01:28:23,882 --> 01:28:26,043
j your smile j
1705
01:28:26,259 --> 01:28:29,422
j this is my overture to you j
1706
01:28:29,638 --> 01:28:31,720
j ooh, ooh
1707
01:28:31,932 --> 01:28:34,765
j here, take my promise j
1708
01:28:34,976 --> 01:28:41,017
j here's my heart too j
1709
01:28:41,233 --> 01:28:46,068
j baby the best is yet to come j
1710
01:28:46,279 --> 01:28:50,147
I we'll plant the seed
with love j
1711
01:28:50,325 --> 01:28:53,283
j if I'm strong j
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