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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:09,216 --> 00:01:11,776 That yearthere were two ecllpses. 2 00:01:11,985 --> 00:01:15,386 One of the sun and one of the moon. 3 00:01:19,226 --> 00:01:21,592 Slbylla was 14. 4 00:01:22,696 --> 00:01:24,891 Alexanderwas 41. 5 00:01:26,266 --> 00:01:28,894 And lwas 14,llke Sybllla. 6 00:01:30,771 --> 00:01:36,300 l remember how many tlmes l klssed Slbylla that summer: 73. 7 00:01:38,678 --> 00:01:41,511 She sald lwas allowed 1OO klsses, but l dldn't reach that flgure. 8 00:01:42,349 --> 00:01:46,342 It was lnterrupted by the blast of a huntlng rlfle. 9 00:02:34,868 --> 00:02:36,836 Wait for me! 10 00:02:37,270 --> 00:02:39,932 Wait for me! 11 00:03:14,674 --> 00:03:17,234 My dear redhaired cutie! 12 00:04:01,821 --> 00:04:04,119 That gunner is a complete fool! 13 00:04:04,324 --> 00:04:07,851 lt 's dangerous to drive past the range. 14 00:04:33,420 --> 00:04:36,116 Veronica, my darling! 15 00:04:36,323 --> 00:04:38,518 We've got to meet up! 16 00:04:38,725 --> 00:04:40,716 Just steer clear of Veronica. 17 00:04:40,927 --> 00:04:43,088 You know her lieutenant is a real nut. 18 00:04:43,296 --> 00:04:45,560 l don't really give a damn! 19 00:05:01,514 --> 00:05:03,539 Ready! 20 00:05:05,819 --> 00:05:07,582 12-70! 21 00:05:09,623 --> 00:05:11,215 Fire! 22 00:05:16,830 --> 00:05:22,166 Lavrenti, dear, let 's go to bed together. 23 00:05:22,636 --> 00:05:25,196 Leave me in peace. 24 00:05:25,405 --> 00:05:28,533 When you get drunk, you yell about not having children. 25 00:05:28,742 --> 00:05:32,200 Where will they come from, if you bang around with guns? 26 00:05:37,884 --> 00:05:39,579 Fire! 27 00:05:52,632 --> 00:05:54,827 Hurry, get out! 28 00:05:55,035 --> 00:05:59,529 Come on, guys. Push, come on. But all together! 29 00:06:05,478 --> 00:06:09,346 Piotr, stop just standing around. Leave your accordion and push. 30 00:06:09,816 --> 00:06:14,617 Alexander, help us push! 31 00:06:35,775 --> 00:06:39,006 That 's it! Let 's go! 32 00:06:40,380 --> 00:06:43,907 Hurry up. Get up! 33 00:07:17,550 --> 00:07:21,816 The brakes aren't working. lt must be from the explosion. 34 00:07:22,222 --> 00:07:25,817 l'll keep going, and you jump out. 35 00:07:36,369 --> 00:07:38,929 Sibylla, don't jump! 36 00:07:44,210 --> 00:07:46,474 Alexander, help her. 37 00:07:51,518 --> 00:07:53,281 Are you okay? 38 00:07:55,655 --> 00:07:57,452 -Weren't you afraid? -No. 39 00:07:57,657 --> 00:08:00,922 You sound just like Grandma Katerina on the phone. 40 00:08:01,394 --> 00:08:04,921 -l'll drop you at home. -Just a moment. 41 00:08:05,131 --> 00:08:08,828 l'm so happy to see you. 42 00:08:09,035 --> 00:08:10,696 You'll drive, Mika? 43 00:08:15,408 --> 00:08:17,433 She's my niece. 44 00:08:19,012 --> 00:08:21,037 The girl's an angel. 45 00:08:22,182 --> 00:08:23,843 Let 's go. 46 00:08:33,226 --> 00:08:35,626 -Where are you off to? -l'll be right back. 47 00:08:40,099 --> 00:08:42,192 -What 's up with you? -l've got diarrhea. 48 00:08:43,136 --> 00:08:47,197 -Something you ate? -No, l've fallen in love. 49 00:08:47,774 --> 00:08:49,002 Who with? 50 00:08:49,209 --> 00:08:51,837 Her name's Sybilla and she's out on the motorbike. 51 00:08:52,045 --> 00:08:55,742 l saw her and fell in love. So much that it upset my stomach. 52 00:08:57,417 --> 00:08:59,908 lt 's good, we were passing by your place. 53 00:09:11,865 --> 00:09:13,093 And your friend? 54 00:09:13,299 --> 00:09:16,928 He's coming. Here, take it, it 's 207 years old. 55 00:09:17,136 --> 00:09:19,161 Thank you. 56 00:09:56,175 --> 00:09:58,973 Shall l compare you to a summer day? 57 00:09:59,178 --> 00:10:02,113 Though you are more lovely and more tempered. 58 00:10:02,315 --> 00:10:05,876 Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May. 59 00:10:06,185 --> 00:10:09,814 Summer has all too short a date. 60 00:10:12,258 --> 00:10:14,988 You can witness the princess bathing. 61 00:10:15,194 --> 00:10:17,128 Go behind the curtain. 62 00:10:28,708 --> 00:10:32,906 Don't worry, the electricity often gets turned off. 63 00:10:33,980 --> 00:10:35,572 Alexander is an extraordinary man. 64 00:10:35,782 --> 00:10:37,511 Since his wife died... 65 00:10:38,585 --> 00:10:42,146 he spends all his time in the observatory, watching stars... 66 00:10:43,289 --> 00:10:45,587 and pretending there are no women in the world. 67 00:10:45,925 --> 00:10:49,258 His son, Mika, is a good boy. 68 00:10:55,268 --> 00:11:00,900 l really had to laugh when l saw him looking at you... 69 00:11:01,107 --> 00:11:03,701 devouring you with his eyes. 70 00:11:04,711 --> 00:11:08,010 lt stings, l've got some soap in my eye. 71 00:11:08,982 --> 00:11:12,247 -Let me have a look. -lt hurts. 72 00:11:56,129 --> 00:11:58,825 Just a minute, let me open the door. 73 00:12:03,836 --> 00:12:06,999 Sorry, Marta, but l can't take the flowers home with me. 74 00:12:07,206 --> 00:12:10,232 My lieutenant is a real 0thello. 75 00:12:10,443 --> 00:12:13,344 He'll start asking me all about who gave them. 76 00:12:14,414 --> 00:12:18,475 Tell your admirer that yellow roses lead to separation. 77 00:12:26,292 --> 00:12:28,556 lt was a present for us. 78 00:12:29,562 --> 00:12:31,257 Yellow roses! 79 00:12:31,464 --> 00:12:34,524 You have to hold them up to the moon and make a wish. 80 00:12:38,004 --> 00:12:43,306 Moon, make papa come back to mama. 81 00:12:44,043 --> 00:12:46,705 Make Grandma Katerina regain her sanity. 82 00:12:46,913 --> 00:12:49,006 l've fallen in love. 83 00:12:49,348 --> 00:12:53,580 Please, make my bad blood calm down, as mama says. 84 00:14:55,241 --> 00:14:57,266 What a moon... 85 00:14:57,476 --> 00:15:00,570 l thought you weren't sleeping anymore. 86 00:15:01,747 --> 00:15:05,376 l came to watch the light of the dying star. 87 00:15:06,052 --> 00:15:08,919 You did promise to show me. 88 00:15:09,889 --> 00:15:12,289 You put that beautifully: 89 00:15:12,491 --> 00:15:15,585 ''The light of the dying star.'' 90 00:15:16,762 --> 00:15:20,926 When l was ill, l used to talk to the moon. 91 00:15:21,667 --> 00:15:25,433 Papa used to say, ''Sibylla fell from the moon.'' 92 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:37,049 l think about you all the time. 93 00:15:37,383 --> 00:15:40,944 l know it 's not right for a girl to go to a man at night. 94 00:15:41,153 --> 00:15:43,018 l know it isn't. 95 00:15:53,699 --> 00:15:55,667 Do you know Sappho? 96 00:15:55,868 --> 00:15:58,166 Papa has a friend called Sappho. 97 00:15:58,371 --> 00:16:01,067 When she sees Papa, she instantly falls asleep. 98 00:16:01,274 --> 00:16:06,268 l'm not talking about some idiot, but about the poetess! 99 00:16:06,479 --> 00:16:09,642 She wrote poems and launched them into the air like birds. 100 00:16:16,455 --> 00:16:19,754 Like this... look! 101 00:16:38,477 --> 00:16:40,445 He's going to come out... 102 00:16:46,619 --> 00:16:50,749 stop and then go back. 103 00:17:02,535 --> 00:17:03,661 What is it, Dad? 104 00:17:03,869 --> 00:17:06,702 -l forgot my keys on the table. -l'll get them. 105 00:17:10,309 --> 00:17:13,403 -Catch. -Thanks. 106 00:17:36,335 --> 00:17:38,326 -How many spoons of sugar? -Eight. 107 00:17:42,408 --> 00:17:47,539 0ne, two, three, four... 108 00:17:47,747 --> 00:17:52,707 five, six, seven, eight. 109 00:17:53,719 --> 00:17:55,653 Don't stir it! l hate it too sweet. 110 00:17:55,855 --> 00:17:59,052 Martha, don't be late for the rehearsal. 111 00:17:59,258 --> 00:18:02,022 -What 's the time? -Four o'clock. 112 00:18:03,195 --> 00:18:05,322 Here's the x-ray of a man in love... 113 00:18:07,066 --> 00:18:09,034 who swallowed three forks. 114 00:18:10,169 --> 00:18:12,000 Why? 115 00:18:12,505 --> 00:18:16,305 -His lover left him for another. -Quick, let 's go! 116 00:18:32,058 --> 00:18:33,787 Break's over, enough singing. Back to work. 117 00:18:33,993 --> 00:18:39,056 l've still got ''Saint-Sa�ns's Dying Swan.'' 118 00:19:52,505 --> 00:19:55,963 Beautiful, Veronica. Beautiful. 119 00:19:56,709 --> 00:20:00,236 l know, but it still needs a lot of work. 120 00:20:07,553 --> 00:20:10,044 How are things? Are you pregnant yet? 121 00:20:10,256 --> 00:20:14,693 Pregnant? l'm not the Virgin Mary, with her immaculate conception. 122 00:20:15,394 --> 00:20:18,363 We've got a timetable, so l fall pregnant. 123 00:20:18,564 --> 00:20:20,293 Today, at noon. What time is it? 124 00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:25,202 -lt 's almost noon. -So where's Lavrenti? 125 00:20:25,404 --> 00:20:28,396 l don't understand why he's being so irresponsible. 126 00:20:28,607 --> 00:20:32,509 Quick! Piotr has shot himself! 127 00:20:32,711 --> 00:20:35,077 Come and see for yourself! 128 00:20:35,281 --> 00:20:37,044 You know that crazy guy! 129 00:20:37,249 --> 00:20:39,774 What an asshole! 130 00:20:43,189 --> 00:20:45,214 And he still gets his kicks! 131 00:20:45,691 --> 00:20:48,387 l wanted to shoot a rat and shot myself in the leg. 132 00:20:48,594 --> 00:20:51,893 lf only it 'd been his empty head instead! 133 00:20:52,097 --> 00:20:55,828 Give me that pistol! 134 00:20:56,035 --> 00:21:00,904 Enroll me in your choir. Women love me, the halls will be full. 135 00:21:07,780 --> 00:21:10,078 -Where's Veronica? -0ver there. 136 00:21:11,584 --> 00:21:14,280 Go up in a tank or in a battleship! 137 00:21:14,486 --> 00:21:16,477 lf the gun between your legs is flabby... 138 00:21:16,689 --> 00:21:18,850 it 'll do no damn good! 139 00:22:23,522 --> 00:22:27,253 This way, Alexander. You've never been to my place before. 140 00:22:29,628 --> 00:22:34,622 l want to have a serious talk. We can't go on like this. 141 00:22:34,833 --> 00:22:38,064 We live in a small town. 142 00:22:38,337 --> 00:22:40,168 My husband... 143 00:22:41,707 --> 00:22:43,641 Not in such a hurry. 144 00:22:45,544 --> 00:22:47,876 My husband... 145 00:23:43,802 --> 00:23:46,771 Why did l let her go off alone? 146 00:23:46,972 --> 00:23:50,499 And she lied to me, saying she'd go with you. 147 00:23:54,780 --> 00:23:56,941 Be careful, children! 148 00:24:00,052 --> 00:24:03,044 Don't jump, it 's dangerous. There's a whirlpool. 149 00:24:03,255 --> 00:24:06,053 0ur German teacher drowned here last year. 150 00:24:06,258 --> 00:24:08,920 -l'm not afraid. -lf you jump, l'll jump too. 151 00:24:09,128 --> 00:24:12,063 -Don't do that. -Are you sure? 152 00:24:12,264 --> 00:24:14,596 l want to dive right to the bottom, like 0phelia. 153 00:24:15,367 --> 00:24:17,494 Who's 0phelia? 154 00:24:17,703 --> 00:24:21,230 What 's the use talking to you? You don't get anything. 155 00:24:28,647 --> 00:24:31,172 Don't mess with my dress! 156 00:24:31,383 --> 00:24:33,578 Leave it, or l'll bash your heads. 157 00:24:33,786 --> 00:24:37,483 Don't touch it! 158 00:24:38,257 --> 00:24:41,351 Let 's hide her clothing. 159 00:25:11,957 --> 00:25:14,323 That showed them alright. 160 00:25:15,694 --> 00:25:19,460 They deserved it, the bastards. 161 00:25:19,965 --> 00:25:22,525 -Hey, you little thief! -l'm not a thief. 162 00:25:22,734 --> 00:25:27,569 Walking around town almost naked. Men will look at you! 163 00:25:27,773 --> 00:25:29,866 Have you no sense of shame? 164 00:25:31,076 --> 00:25:34,102 ls it you, Martha want to enroll in our school? 165 00:25:34,313 --> 00:25:36,042 We don't take girls like you. 166 00:25:36,381 --> 00:25:40,181 -l don't need your school. -lf Karlovitch saw this... 167 00:25:40,385 --> 00:25:43,354 -Who is that? -My husband, the headmaster. 168 00:25:43,555 --> 00:25:45,955 He would burn me at the stake. 169 00:25:46,158 --> 00:25:47,955 You talk a lot. 170 00:25:48,494 --> 00:25:53,022 l can do a lot too. See? 171 00:25:55,434 --> 00:26:00,497 Are you talking of Karlovitch? He's a paragon of virtue in our town. 172 00:26:00,706 --> 00:26:02,640 Among other things. 173 00:26:18,924 --> 00:26:22,917 Birthdays are so good. We remember old times. 174 00:26:23,128 --> 00:26:28,088 Yes, nowadays people don't even say hello to each other. 175 00:26:29,635 --> 00:26:31,694 l'm sorry to say it... 176 00:26:32,004 --> 00:26:36,964 but l'd give your niece low marks for conduct. 177 00:26:37,376 --> 00:26:39,503 Yes, her behavior is terrible. 178 00:26:39,711 --> 00:26:43,807 That Alexander, he's like a blond Tarzan. 179 00:26:55,327 --> 00:26:57,352 Do you like it? 180 00:27:00,032 --> 00:27:04,059 What do you think? Will he look at me today? 181 00:27:10,676 --> 00:27:15,204 l bet, l'll manage to steal his cigars. 182 00:27:16,682 --> 00:27:20,345 At that age, something happens with girls. 183 00:27:26,058 --> 00:27:28,822 Their bad blood seethes at the age of 14. 184 00:27:29,027 --> 00:27:31,393 lt 's not their blood that 's bad, it 's their education. 185 00:27:31,597 --> 00:27:33,462 She needs leeches, l've got some down in the shop. 186 00:27:33,665 --> 00:27:36,395 Why leeches? She's pale and thin already. 187 00:27:36,602 --> 00:27:38,229 0r vitamins. 188 00:27:38,437 --> 00:27:40,871 Maria Markovna is a professional player. 189 00:27:41,073 --> 00:27:45,339 l'm a professional marksman. Unlike my son-in-law... 190 00:27:45,544 --> 00:27:51,244 who takes aim for a whole half hour and then hits the privy. 191 00:27:51,450 --> 00:27:53,611 That 's a poor joke. 192 00:27:53,819 --> 00:27:56,413 l'm not good with jokes. 193 00:27:56,622 --> 00:28:00,718 l'm keeping an eye on your Sibylla. 194 00:28:00,926 --> 00:28:06,887 She needs more love, more caress and a good belting! 195 00:28:07,099 --> 00:28:10,068 You touched the ball, that 's against the rules. 196 00:28:10,268 --> 00:28:11,530 Who does he think he is? 197 00:28:14,773 --> 00:28:18,675 -Let me help, it 's heavy. -No. 198 00:28:18,877 --> 00:28:22,278 What a splendid goose. 199 00:28:27,552 --> 00:28:30,020 ''l love you. Do you hear? lf l die, my love will come to you... 200 00:28:30,222 --> 00:28:33,487 like the light of a dying star.'' 201 00:28:34,493 --> 00:28:38,520 A bit high-flown. The goose is heavy. Come and have some. 202 00:28:51,009 --> 00:28:54,877 What did you show my father? Let me have a look. 203 00:28:56,081 --> 00:28:58,549 Leave me alone, you little sod. 204 00:29:05,123 --> 00:29:08,991 -What have you done, idiot? -Don't worry. You'll dry. 205 00:29:09,194 --> 00:29:11,958 Alright then. 206 00:29:21,239 --> 00:29:24,037 He's watching me. 207 00:29:30,015 --> 00:29:32,006 How terrible! 208 00:29:42,094 --> 00:29:46,121 Then he says, ''lt 's so hot!'' And he drowns. 209 00:29:47,132 --> 00:29:50,659 Yesterday l watched episode 17 of the soap opera. 210 00:29:51,036 --> 00:29:52,936 And l thought... 211 00:29:54,139 --> 00:29:58,098 Alexander looks a lot like Rodrigo Martinez. 212 00:30:27,706 --> 00:30:33,303 l saw a photo of Alexander in the paper. l wanted an autograph. 213 00:30:33,512 --> 00:30:35,707 But he's got a barber's moustache. 214 00:30:35,914 --> 00:30:39,509 What do you mean? His moustache suits him very well. 215 00:30:40,285 --> 00:30:43,448 ''Rodrigo Martinez''! That 's real art! 216 00:30:44,122 --> 00:30:48,320 What 's that? Rodrigo Martinez is fat. 217 00:30:48,527 --> 00:30:51,963 0ur Alexander is much more masculine. 218 00:30:53,064 --> 00:30:56,090 ''Emmanuelle'' is screening at the factory on Friday. 219 00:30:56,301 --> 00:30:58,292 Just one screening. 220 00:30:58,503 --> 00:31:02,030 ls it the film showing different ways of making love? 221 00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:05,539 Yes, but it 's not for children. 222 00:31:05,844 --> 00:31:09,041 -l'm not ''children.'' -What are you then, girl? 223 00:31:12,884 --> 00:31:16,513 My photo is on a''wanted'' poster at the police station. 224 00:31:16,721 --> 00:31:21,181 ''A girl, a runaway from a respectable family... 225 00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:27,325 a thief and lover of erotic cinema.'' 226 00:31:30,535 --> 00:31:32,196 How terrible. 227 00:31:37,042 --> 00:31:41,172 Sibylla, your behavior is atrocious. Leave the table! 228 00:31:50,121 --> 00:31:53,750 That 's that. Well, my dear son-in-law... 229 00:31:53,959 --> 00:31:58,953 l beat you at pool, so now crawl under the table. 230 00:31:59,164 --> 00:32:01,962 Come on, come on! You lost! 231 00:32:02,167 --> 00:32:06,297 No, no... 232 00:32:06,504 --> 00:32:08,938 Please stop, Mama. That 's enough. 233 00:32:41,139 --> 00:32:45,041 There's a fire in my heart... 234 00:32:45,243 --> 00:32:49,407 that only you can quench. 235 00:32:49,614 --> 00:32:52,777 l'm an opera singer. l'm giving a concert tomorrow. 236 00:32:53,518 --> 00:32:57,545 l'll be singing for you! 237 00:33:17,208 --> 00:33:20,609 -What do you want it for? -l need it. 238 00:33:20,845 --> 00:33:22,540 Take the pistol. 239 00:33:24,549 --> 00:33:26,380 Think before you shoot. 240 00:33:32,891 --> 00:33:34,950 -Come on, sing! -What? 241 00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:38,789 Get into the bathtub and sing! 242 00:33:38,997 --> 00:33:43,297 -Sing what? -An aria, or l'll shoot you all. 243 00:33:43,501 --> 00:33:46,937 Come on, sing it! 244 00:34:01,519 --> 00:34:03,146 How terrible. 245 00:34:15,633 --> 00:34:17,225 Are you singing in the bathroom, Abessalom? 246 00:36:13,685 --> 00:36:16,085 l've lost my cat. 247 00:36:17,889 --> 00:36:19,857 lt 's a chilly summer. 248 00:36:21,159 --> 00:36:23,320 l've got something for you. 249 00:36:26,064 --> 00:36:28,794 How many years was it under water? 250 00:36:37,675 --> 00:36:39,165 Seven. 251 00:36:39,377 --> 00:36:43,837 Captain, your cat is nowhere to be found. 252 00:36:44,048 --> 00:36:46,016 Keep looking for it! 253 00:36:50,955 --> 00:36:53,185 l so much wanted to refloat her. 254 00:36:55,460 --> 00:36:59,897 And now the sea has disappeared... evaporated. 255 00:37:00,165 --> 00:37:04,534 lnstead, there is the desert, sand and dry grass. 256 00:37:10,542 --> 00:37:12,373 My beauty. 257 00:37:13,111 --> 00:37:17,980 She was lying at the bottom, with hundreds of other ships, rotting. 258 00:37:18,183 --> 00:37:19,844 Unbearable. 259 00:37:20,051 --> 00:37:23,350 l've been sailing her my whole life long. Wait... 260 00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:31,495 lmagine the cemetery l took her from. 261 00:37:33,965 --> 00:37:37,731 Now l'm going to take her back to your lake, to the river... 262 00:37:38,436 --> 00:37:40,028 to the sea. 263 00:37:45,076 --> 00:37:46,805 You know... 264 00:37:47,445 --> 00:37:50,380 people are not the only ones who leave us. 265 00:37:50,582 --> 00:37:55,576 The sea leaves us too. lt 's alive. 266 00:37:57,222 --> 00:37:59,122 lt 's gone. 267 00:38:24,849 --> 00:38:27,716 How good this honey smells. 268 00:38:29,988 --> 00:38:32,252 l'll cut you out the sweetest piece. 269 00:38:44,569 --> 00:38:47,732 lf you're not afraid, they don't sting. 270 00:38:47,939 --> 00:38:49,804 l'm not afraid of anything. 271 00:38:52,510 --> 00:38:54,978 0nly fools know no fear. 272 00:39:13,498 --> 00:39:15,193 Watch out. 273 00:39:22,373 --> 00:39:25,137 You said you weren't afraid of anything, right? 274 00:39:39,090 --> 00:39:40,682 Alexander! 275 00:39:46,798 --> 00:39:49,995 -Are you crazy! -You shaved your moustache? 276 00:40:17,462 --> 00:40:19,657 How old is your father? 277 00:40:19,864 --> 00:40:24,801 -41 -41? l'm 14. 278 00:40:25,903 --> 00:40:28,337 That 's my age with the digits reversed. 279 00:40:33,277 --> 00:40:35,609 Will you teach me to whistle? 280 00:40:36,714 --> 00:40:41,310 lt 's not hard. You stick out your tongue... 281 00:40:44,522 --> 00:40:48,856 and show it to the sun till it dries a bit. 282 00:40:49,060 --> 00:40:50,994 Like that? 283 00:40:52,063 --> 00:40:56,397 Like that. And afterwards... 284 00:41:52,657 --> 00:41:54,591 This film isn't for you. 285 00:41:55,092 --> 00:42:00,155 -She knows a funny joke. -Tell me. 286 00:42:00,398 --> 00:42:03,128 What makes people fly? 287 00:42:05,703 --> 00:42:07,603 Dynamite. 288 00:42:08,172 --> 00:42:10,538 Do you know it? 289 00:42:10,741 --> 00:42:12,675 Go on, go home. 290 00:42:25,790 --> 00:42:28,520 Sometlmes there are mlracles llke thls:we're gonna watch a fllm. 291 00:42:29,427 --> 00:42:31,793 Quiet! Quiet! 292 00:42:31,996 --> 00:42:35,659 When l was a boy l saw comrade Stalin... 293 00:42:35,867 --> 00:42:38,358 l saw comrade Stalin play the accordion. 294 00:42:38,569 --> 00:42:43,939 And today we watch the film ''Emmanuelle''. Enjoy yourselves! 295 00:42:55,586 --> 00:43:00,649 Look, a moustache. Let me put it on you. 296 00:43:03,928 --> 00:43:07,989 -Why are you making fun of me? -The film's started. Let 's go. 297 00:43:13,671 --> 00:43:17,664 So do you want to come in? Don't bother trying! Piss off! 298 00:43:29,620 --> 00:43:33,283 Don't worry. We'll be able to see it when we grow up. 299 00:44:13,397 --> 00:44:14,989 This way. 300 00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:17,495 Come on. 301 00:44:20,404 --> 00:44:23,305 -l've hurt myself. -Are you okay? 302 00:44:45,229 --> 00:44:49,563 -From here you can see even better. -Much better. 303 00:44:54,305 --> 00:44:57,297 -Do you like her, that cow? -No. 304 00:44:59,644 --> 00:45:03,444 -l like you. -Prove it. 305 00:45:03,648 --> 00:45:05,843 l wrote you a poem. 306 00:45:09,553 --> 00:45:11,418 A poem? 307 00:45:14,525 --> 00:45:18,427 ''l recall a wondrous moment. 308 00:45:18,629 --> 00:45:22,759 You appeared before my eyes.'' That 's Pushkin! 309 00:45:22,967 --> 00:45:25,026 No, l wrote it when l saw you... 310 00:45:26,203 --> 00:45:30,663 ...for the first time. -l don't like liars! 311 00:45:43,187 --> 00:45:45,155 Alexander... 312 00:45:46,857 --> 00:45:48,916 is sleeping. 313 00:45:49,126 --> 00:45:52,562 He sleeps all the time. He mixes up night and day. 314 00:45:52,763 --> 00:45:54,594 lt 's a shame. We're going. 315 00:45:55,966 --> 00:45:58,958 How terrible! Get up immediately! 316 00:45:59,970 --> 00:46:01,562 lt 's a shame! 317 00:46:07,545 --> 00:46:09,945 How can you watch this? 318 00:46:14,118 --> 00:46:17,019 -l don't like your father. -Why not? 319 00:46:17,221 --> 00:46:20,782 He only thinks about women, sleeping and cigars. 320 00:46:20,991 --> 00:46:23,118 And stars. 321 00:46:25,529 --> 00:46:27,963 -Let 's go. -Wait. 322 00:46:31,335 --> 00:46:35,431 -Can you see Alexander? -Yes. 323 00:46:52,123 --> 00:46:55,354 Take your hands off me! 324 00:46:56,193 --> 00:46:58,787 Let 's wait until everyone has left. 325 00:47:05,936 --> 00:47:09,394 -Sometimes l want to kill you. -And other times? 326 00:47:10,141 --> 00:47:12,905 0ther times, l want to love you forever. 327 00:47:36,300 --> 00:47:38,291 -Piotr! -What? 328 00:47:39,937 --> 00:47:44,897 Are you eating onion again? Why? 329 00:47:45,576 --> 00:47:47,840 ln the film, there was palm trees... 330 00:47:48,112 --> 00:47:50,012 the ocean... Bangkok... 331 00:47:50,214 --> 00:47:52,808 Rubbish! Do you know why Emmanuelle is happy? 332 00:47:53,017 --> 00:47:55,144 Because the guys in the film... 333 00:47:56,187 --> 00:47:59,953 have got big guns. Like Pushkin! Like me! 334 00:48:02,159 --> 00:48:07,461 You don't understand anything. You just eat raw onion. 335 00:48:08,632 --> 00:48:10,657 Such passion. 336 00:48:17,942 --> 00:48:20,706 Why so crude? 337 00:48:20,911 --> 00:48:25,575 Love has to be beautiful, it has to be poetic! Bangkok... 338 00:48:29,854 --> 00:48:34,086 -You want Bangkok? -Yes. 339 00:49:11,428 --> 00:49:13,396 What are you doing? 340 00:49:13,964 --> 00:49:15,989 Here are your palm trees! 341 00:49:23,908 --> 00:49:26,035 Here's your Bangkok! 342 00:49:28,412 --> 00:49:31,745 -Here's your... -Emmanuelle. 343 00:49:35,719 --> 00:49:39,621 -But l can't. -What can't you? 344 00:49:40,925 --> 00:49:44,417 The size of your dick isn't normal. 345 00:49:46,630 --> 00:49:49,599 My lieutenant 's is like this... 346 00:49:52,803 --> 00:49:57,297 But yours is very big. lt 's just not possible. 347 00:49:57,508 --> 00:49:59,499 You want me cut if off? 348 00:50:00,778 --> 00:50:02,575 Cut it. 349 00:50:03,914 --> 00:50:05,541 0kay. 350 00:50:07,785 --> 00:50:09,844 -Piotr! -Let me. 351 00:50:11,922 --> 00:50:13,856 He's crazy. 352 00:50:40,050 --> 00:50:43,110 Some door should be open. 353 00:50:55,232 --> 00:50:57,427 Can l help you? Yes... 354 00:51:04,641 --> 00:51:06,233 0kay. 355 00:51:07,411 --> 00:51:11,472 -What 's wrong? -Piotr put bearings on his penis... 356 00:51:11,682 --> 00:51:14,082 and had sex with Veronica. 357 00:51:14,284 --> 00:51:17,310 The lieutenant 's wife? With ball bearings? 358 00:51:17,521 --> 00:51:19,887 lt 's because his is very big. 359 00:51:22,259 --> 00:51:24,557 Like the pilot 's in ''Emmanuelle''? 360 00:51:24,762 --> 00:51:26,753 ldiot. He's heard something.... 361 00:51:27,898 --> 00:51:30,833 about constriction devices. But they're not made of steel! 362 00:52:15,479 --> 00:52:18,141 The penis is inflated like a zeppelin. 363 00:52:20,317 --> 00:52:22,114 -Show me! -Show him. 364 00:52:22,319 --> 00:52:24,082 Come on! 365 00:52:32,663 --> 00:52:34,597 You drink my whisky... 366 00:52:34,798 --> 00:52:38,199 you screw the ballerina in my office! 367 00:52:38,402 --> 00:52:40,267 Do you want some water? 368 00:52:41,305 --> 00:52:42,932 Calm down. 369 00:52:48,679 --> 00:52:50,203 How did this happen? 370 00:52:50,848 --> 00:52:53,681 -We watched ''Emmanuelle''. -Me too. 371 00:52:53,884 --> 00:52:55,283 Did you like it? 372 00:52:55,486 --> 00:52:59,149 Yes, but no one there puts ball bearings on his prick! 373 00:52:59,356 --> 00:53:04,157 -Could it be sawed off? -lt 's made of special steel! 374 00:53:04,628 --> 00:53:06,892 l've tried Hartmann method. 375 00:53:07,097 --> 00:53:13,297 He recommends wrapping the penis with tape... 376 00:53:13,504 --> 00:53:17,304 beginning at the distal end and moving upwards in a spiral... 377 00:53:17,508 --> 00:53:20,102 towards the point of constriction. 378 00:53:21,278 --> 00:53:24,441 But with such swelling, the method won't work. 379 00:53:24,648 --> 00:53:26,309 Call Maria Markovna. 380 00:53:27,684 --> 00:53:31,176 -Which Markovna? -Your mother! 381 00:53:31,388 --> 00:53:35,688 Call Marta too. The consequences are hard to predict. 382 00:53:36,026 --> 00:53:42,693 -No, she's retired and got asthma. -0ur steel's worth gold! 383 00:53:43,066 --> 00:53:46,399 And you go and put it on your prick! Really! 384 00:54:15,365 --> 00:54:17,162 lt worked. 385 00:54:20,204 --> 00:54:22,035 Bring him here, the rake. 386 00:54:23,073 --> 00:54:25,735 Just look at him. 387 00:54:28,278 --> 00:54:30,075 Stay calm. 388 00:54:45,862 --> 00:54:47,796 Don't be frightened. 389 00:55:07,884 --> 00:55:09,317 Go! 390 00:55:25,769 --> 00:55:28,738 Watchmaker's precision. Congratulations. 391 00:55:37,414 --> 00:55:42,374 Where are you, Veronica? Show yourself! 392 00:55:42,586 --> 00:55:44,554 l'll blow this whole town in pieces! 393 00:55:44,755 --> 00:55:48,486 Come out, Veronica! Where have you gone? 394 00:55:48,692 --> 00:55:51,786 Come out this instant... 395 00:55:51,995 --> 00:55:55,021 or l'll blow this factory to pieces! 396 00:55:55,932 --> 00:55:59,959 ln all my professional practice, l've never seen anything like that. 397 00:56:03,674 --> 00:56:05,471 l could say even more: 398 00:56:06,576 --> 00:56:10,774 it was huge, terribly huge! 399 00:56:12,316 --> 00:56:15,149 27 centimeters! 400 00:56:16,553 --> 00:56:19,283 And if it had burst? 401 00:56:19,556 --> 00:56:24,016 l'll kill you! Believe me, l'll kill you! 402 00:56:24,227 --> 00:56:26,457 -You're a bitch! -Shut up! 403 00:56:26,663 --> 00:56:28,153 -l'm not a bitch! -Be quiet! 404 00:56:28,398 --> 00:56:31,196 -Not in the face, Mama! -Shut up! 405 00:56:52,756 --> 00:56:54,951 What are you doing here? 406 00:56:55,158 --> 00:56:57,422 l've come to watch the moon. 407 00:58:50,207 --> 00:58:54,371 -What are you doing here? -l want them to drink my blood. 408 00:58:54,945 --> 00:58:59,746 ldiot! l'm the one with bad blood. l need leeches. 409 00:59:07,390 --> 00:59:10,587 You've got all the leeches of the swamp on you. 410 01:00:29,773 --> 01:00:32,936 Now he's going to come out. 411 01:00:33,276 --> 01:00:38,612 He's going to come out, to take five steps... 412 01:00:39,115 --> 01:00:41,083 and then stumble. 413 01:01:38,008 --> 01:01:42,172 -l missed it, Dad. -0nce more. Aim well. 414 01:02:19,182 --> 01:02:20,547 ls this what you call hunting? 415 01:02:20,750 --> 01:02:25,915 They said, there are wild boars here. 416 01:02:26,122 --> 01:02:28,022 Look! A pig! 417 01:02:42,205 --> 01:02:44,673 What is it? 418 01:02:45,575 --> 01:02:48,806 -A boar? -lt doesn't look like it. 419 01:02:50,046 --> 01:02:51,809 Was it a wild boar? 420 01:02:52,015 --> 01:02:56,714 l think we've just killed a domesticated pig. 421 01:02:56,920 --> 01:02:58,751 Let 's get out of here, quick! 422 01:02:58,955 --> 01:03:04,086 -Maybe it was a real boar. -No, boars have tusks. 423 01:03:06,196 --> 01:03:11,133 Lulu! Where's my little piggy? 424 01:03:12,168 --> 01:03:14,363 Have you seen my pig? 425 01:03:14,671 --> 01:03:16,639 The silly thing escaped again. 426 01:03:16,840 --> 01:03:18,603 -What 's its name? -Lulu. 427 01:03:18,808 --> 01:03:22,369 -Lulu? She ran that way. -Thanks. 428 01:03:31,654 --> 01:03:34,418 That 's just disgusting. 429 01:03:34,624 --> 01:03:38,651 lt 's not my fault. After the film... 430 01:03:38,862 --> 01:03:42,923 he asked me the unimaginable. This morning, he was dead in bed. 431 01:03:59,182 --> 01:04:03,278 The headmaster in the French teacher's bed. 432 01:04:25,575 --> 01:04:27,133 What 's he doing here? 433 01:04:29,479 --> 01:04:32,073 lt 's very hard to see one's husband... 434 01:04:32,282 --> 01:04:37,117 dead in someone else's bed, but... 435 01:04:38,588 --> 01:04:41,113 l don't know this man. 436 01:04:56,172 --> 01:04:59,630 And l hardly know him. 437 01:05:02,579 --> 01:05:04,877 Hardly! 438 01:05:09,853 --> 01:05:11,684 You know what? 439 01:05:12,255 --> 01:05:14,587 The school will take care of the funeral. 440 01:05:15,291 --> 01:05:18,260 He was a good headmaster and a man of morals. 441 01:05:18,461 --> 01:05:20,395 lt 's better this way. 442 01:05:32,475 --> 01:05:34,943 Have you found your cat? 443 01:05:36,913 --> 01:05:40,076 l've lost the sea, l've lost my cat. 444 01:05:41,384 --> 01:05:43,011 Here, eat this. 445 01:05:43,586 --> 01:05:47,647 Your eyes are so sad. Why? 446 01:05:48,258 --> 01:05:51,022 Look, do this. 447 01:05:51,227 --> 01:05:53,559 You can hide behind them. 448 01:06:17,620 --> 01:06:19,850 Here's your lamb. 449 01:06:20,924 --> 01:06:23,119 Let me take it some other time, okay? 450 01:06:39,976 --> 01:06:42,968 Hello, Captain Nemo! 451 01:06:43,813 --> 01:06:46,407 l'm not Captain Nemo. 452 01:06:47,650 --> 01:06:49,811 -l'm a stray dog. -A what? 453 01:06:50,019 --> 01:06:52,249 A dog. 454 01:06:53,489 --> 01:06:55,855 -Homeless. -Where are you going? 455 01:06:56,693 --> 01:07:01,096 l've lost the sea. l'm searching for another, but there isn't one. 456 01:07:02,165 --> 01:07:03,655 Are you married? 457 01:07:05,268 --> 01:07:07,361 -Me? -Yes. 458 01:07:08,037 --> 01:07:10,437 -No, no. -No? 459 01:07:13,242 --> 01:07:16,075 -My boat is my wife. -Why? 460 01:07:18,348 --> 01:07:22,808 ln our town, there are so many marriageable girls! 461 01:07:23,019 --> 01:07:26,011 lt 's unbelievable! 462 01:07:26,556 --> 01:07:29,024 We'll come and visit you tonight, okay? 463 01:07:29,225 --> 01:07:31,557 Alright? You agree? 464 01:08:45,802 --> 01:08:50,239 -You okay? -Where are you going to? 465 01:08:51,641 --> 01:08:54,610 -ls it good? -Yes, l'm gonna swim. 466 01:09:03,820 --> 01:09:07,017 The crazy guy is back. 467 01:09:08,024 --> 01:09:10,720 What 's wrong, Mama? 468 01:09:11,761 --> 01:09:17,063 -Where's Veronica? -Around. What 's up? A bit drunk? 469 01:09:17,533 --> 01:09:20,502 You blockhead, she's in the bushes with a lover. 470 01:09:20,703 --> 01:09:23,194 What bushes? What lover? Are you crazy? 471 01:09:23,406 --> 01:09:26,204 No, l'm not. l know everything. 472 01:09:26,409 --> 01:09:28,707 -No, you don't. -Shut up. 473 01:09:36,886 --> 01:09:38,751 So beautiful! 474 01:09:43,259 --> 01:09:45,193 Beautiful? 475 01:09:45,394 --> 01:09:49,797 l ought to turn away, but l can't. Such beauty. 476 01:09:50,099 --> 01:09:52,761 l'm coming closer. 477 01:11:17,620 --> 01:11:20,214 There's no love! 478 01:11:25,394 --> 01:11:28,420 -There is! -No, there is not! 479 01:11:29,298 --> 01:11:32,426 Yes, yes! 480 01:11:41,344 --> 01:11:43,812 Have you guys seen Sibylla? 481 01:11:44,013 --> 01:11:45,412 Have you guys seen Sibylla? 482 01:11:45,615 --> 01:11:48,345 Your little tart is busy pulling someone's pants down. 483 01:12:59,922 --> 01:13:02,550 Who's that bird in the photo? Your grandma? 484 01:13:06,162 --> 01:13:10,826 0ne day, grandpa caught her with a man in the laundry. 485 01:13:22,144 --> 01:13:24,442 Can you see better now? 486 01:13:30,886 --> 01:13:33,116 How terrible. 487 01:13:42,898 --> 01:13:44,763 My husband. 488 01:13:47,536 --> 01:13:51,233 l'm about to be unfaithful, and there he is having a shave. 489 01:13:52,341 --> 01:13:55,538 But you told me you were a lonely woman... 490 01:13:55,745 --> 01:14:01,149 ...looking for a man. -l am a lonely woman. 491 01:14:21,704 --> 01:14:24,264 Now l know where my cigars go. 492 01:14:29,845 --> 01:14:32,245 lnto the kitchen. Come on. 493 01:14:32,448 --> 01:14:35,542 lnto the kitchen? Now? 494 01:14:48,130 --> 01:14:50,121 Get out of here! 495 01:14:52,101 --> 01:14:54,069 Let go of my hand! 496 01:14:56,405 --> 01:14:59,101 Bloody little bitch. 497 01:14:59,308 --> 01:15:00,935 Let go of me! 498 01:15:05,214 --> 01:15:07,682 Little girls don't behave like that. 499 01:15:07,883 --> 01:15:11,410 l don't give a damn how little girls behave! 500 01:15:12,054 --> 01:15:13,885 l love you. 501 01:15:14,089 --> 01:15:18,150 And l won't let any other woman have you! Do you understand? 502 01:15:19,495 --> 01:15:23,659 l'm an adult and l can do for you everything they can. 503 01:15:24,467 --> 01:15:26,697 Got it? 504 01:15:41,317 --> 01:15:45,777 God-damn you! Ready! Aim! 125-285! 505 01:15:45,988 --> 01:15:47,717 Fire! 506 01:15:58,734 --> 01:16:02,397 15-23! 16! Ready! Aim! 507 01:16:02,605 --> 01:16:04,038 Fire! 508 01:16:17,820 --> 01:16:20,721 Ready! Aim! 509 01:16:21,090 --> 01:16:24,025 19-68! Fire! 510 01:16:26,195 --> 01:16:29,392 Aargh, my back! 511 01:16:48,751 --> 01:16:51,914 Shit. Damn it! 512 01:18:25,114 --> 01:18:26,843 You see? 513 01:18:29,084 --> 01:18:31,575 lt hurts a lot. Right here. 514 01:18:31,787 --> 01:18:34,187 Mika! He's over there. 515 01:19:23,572 --> 01:19:27,030 l've been looking for you for two days. 516 01:19:28,444 --> 01:19:32,312 -What are you doing here? -They don't want to sting me. 517 01:19:33,916 --> 01:19:36,578 -Let 's go. -Leave me alone! 518 01:19:47,596 --> 01:19:49,496 Wait! Do you hear me? 519 01:19:50,566 --> 01:19:53,194 -Please stop! -l don't want to see you. 520 01:19:53,402 --> 01:19:55,893 Listen to me! Wait! 521 01:19:56,705 --> 01:20:00,801 You and me are the main thing. Listen! 522 01:20:01,009 --> 01:20:02,738 You idiot! 523 01:20:02,945 --> 01:20:05,140 Wait. Are you listening? 524 01:20:05,914 --> 01:20:10,908 Tell me what you want me to do. Tell me, and l'll do it. 525 01:20:11,353 --> 01:20:12,911 Marry Veronica! 526 01:20:13,122 --> 01:20:17,855 Which Veronica? But she's married to the lieutenant. 527 01:20:18,127 --> 01:20:21,119 Then marry Maria, the chemist... 528 01:20:21,330 --> 01:20:25,528 or that idiot Sappho. l don't care. Just get married! 529 01:20:28,804 --> 01:20:30,738 Will you marry me? 530 01:20:32,074 --> 01:20:34,770 My father is getting married too. 531 01:20:34,977 --> 01:20:36,239 What? 532 01:20:37,012 --> 01:20:39,446 Sappho and he are old friends. 533 01:20:40,115 --> 01:20:43,243 He wants to marry that idiot? 534 01:20:43,685 --> 01:20:46,449 She's at his place right now. 535 01:20:47,022 --> 01:20:48,922 Actually, l quite like her. 536 01:21:39,474 --> 01:21:41,669 You idiot! 537 01:21:52,988 --> 01:21:56,082 lt 's been ages since l last danced. 538 01:21:58,560 --> 01:22:00,221 Thank you. 539 01:22:00,429 --> 01:22:03,865 l drink to our beautiful women. 540 01:22:18,647 --> 01:22:22,640 -Now, let 's go. -Where are you off to, captain? 541 01:22:22,851 --> 01:22:26,048 Don't give that idiot no more drinks. 542 01:22:26,288 --> 01:22:29,519 Where are you going? Where is he going? 543 01:22:30,859 --> 01:22:33,885 So many beautiful women here. 544 01:24:02,184 --> 01:24:05,381 l'll give you a night... 545 01:24:07,389 --> 01:24:13,385 l'll give you a night like you've never had before, my love. 546 01:24:17,199 --> 01:24:20,225 l'll give myself to you. 547 01:24:20,569 --> 01:24:25,563 l'm dying of desire to love you. 548 01:24:28,143 --> 01:24:32,307 l want every bit of you. 549 01:24:32,581 --> 01:24:35,778 My love. 550 01:24:49,064 --> 01:24:52,056 Leave me alone! Please! 551 01:25:58,767 --> 01:26:00,758 Captain! 552 01:26:03,772 --> 01:26:05,706 Captain! 553 01:26:57,726 --> 01:27:01,924 Slbylla left,she salled away and out of my llfe. 554 01:27:03,064 --> 01:27:09,128 73 tlmes l klssed herthat summer, though she sald lwas allowed 1OO. 555 01:27:10,906 --> 01:27:13,932 Where have those 27 klsses gone? 556 01:27:16,178 --> 01:27:17,702 Fire! 40254

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