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( grunting )
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( knocking on door )
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Miguel?
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I'll be right there.
Almost finished.
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( grunting )
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Mira quién llegó.
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Hey, guys.
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Mmm, it smells good in here.
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- Hice pollo en pipian.
- Ay, gracias, mamá.
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I'm sorry I'm late again.
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Things are crazy
at the hospital.
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It's okay,
you're short-staffed.
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But we saved you some food.
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So, did you decide
what you're going as
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for the Halloween dance?
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Well,
I was thinking Deadpool,
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but the costume's
a little pricey.
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Well, how much is it?
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Oh, it doesn't
have to be Deadpool.
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You want a Deadpool costume?
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We'll make you
a Deadpool costume.
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( laughs )
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- Oh, Miggy.
- Mm-hmm?
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What happened to your hand?
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Um...
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( rock music )
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What?
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♪ ♪
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Ah, shit.
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Hey, you don't happen
to have any friends
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who wanna learn
karate, do you?
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Oh, what am I saying?
You don't have any friends.
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Sorry.
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Hey, Sensei, when am I gonna
learn to do some kicking?
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I was watching
this YouTube video
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of this guy breaking boards
and it looked badass.
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Yeah, no shit.
Kicking is badass.
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But you're not ready.
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Besides, if I don't get
more students in here,
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I'm not gonna be able
to teach you anything.
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You've thought about
advertising, right?
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Yeah, duh.
'Course.
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Okay, I gotta run
into the office.
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Apparently your cousin Louie
didn't show up again.
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- So we're short-staffed.
- Okay.
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I know that your mother said
that he cleaned up his act,
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but it's just not working out.
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Yesterday I caught him
sticking his bare hands
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in the popcorn machine.
It's disgusting.
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Mm-hmm.
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You know,
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Louie opened an underground
casino in the break room.
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Yeah.
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Wait, what?
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Sam's gonna be fine.
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We met Kyler.
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Outside of wasting
a few bucks worth of tuna,
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he seemed harmless.
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Yeah, I've known plenty
of guys that seemed harmless
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that were real pieces of crap
behind the scenes.
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Come on, you're really gonna
trust that Cobra guy
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over your own daughter?
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Louie: I say you show
this punk who's boss.
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The next time he's around,
you corner him,
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and you whisper in his ear,
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"If you get her pregnant,
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"you're the one that's
getting the abortion."
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What the hell
are you even talking about?
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"Jungle Fever."
The movie.
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John Turturro says that to,
uh--what's his name?
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The black guy
with the tax problems,
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kills all the vampires.
Blade!
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I appreciate
the parental advice, Louie,
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but I don't think
threatening a teenager
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is the go-to move here, okay?
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Exactly, you're gonna drive
Sam right into this guy's arms.
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Trust me, I date girls
with daddy issues.
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They're the worst.
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- And the best.
- Louie: Okay, then.
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Maybe you should
keep an eye on him.
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- What do you mean, like spy?
- Yeah.
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Everything you need to know
is in this thing right here.
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All you need to do
is get her pass code.
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No, Daniel,
don't listen to him.
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This is how porn stars
are created.
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We're already in the Valley,
she only has to drive
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five minutes
to audition for Vixen Video.
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- Vixen Video, where is that?
- It's on Magnolia.
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Guys, it's my daughter here.
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I'm just gonna talk to Sam,
let her live her life.
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That's the best I can do.
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( school bell rings )
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Blatt: Cyberbullying
is no laughing matter.
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Sending a cruel message
to someone online
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can be just as hurtful
as saying it to their face.
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I'm not gonna name names,
but the other day
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a mother called me up
because her son was crying
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after some kids online made fun
of his facial deformity.
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- The kid right there!
- The kid with the weird lip.
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But today, our goal here
is to make this school
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a safe space
for all students.
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You know, if you're sick
of getting bullied,
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my karate dojo's looking
for recruits.
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Yeah, right,
you hear that, Eli?
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A little karate training
and you're gonna kick
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some major ass.
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I'm serious, Demetri,
all right?
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My sensei's the real deal,
and I'm sure I could
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get you both discounts.
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As enticing as that sounds,
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I think we'd rather spend
our afternoons
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playing Crucible Control
than getting hit in the face.
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Blatt: Oh, and one last thing.
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While we're all looking forward
to the Halloween dance,
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let's make sure our costumes
are culturally sensitive.
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For example,
instead of "sexy nurse,"
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maybe try "gender-neutral
hospital employee."
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- ( laughter )
- Instead of a geisha...
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Hey, I got a great idea
for our costumes this year.
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- Um...
- I was thinking...
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I go as sodium,
and you go as chloride.
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And when people ask
what we are,
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we do this.
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What is that, some dumb
inside joke you guys have?
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I mean,
it's not really "inside."
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Sodium chloride is table salt.
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Yeah, I was kidding.
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We actually decided to go
as Laker girls.
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Oh.
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But maybe we can order another.
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They're one-size-fits-all,
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which suddenly seems
like false advertising.
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- ( snorts )
- Mm.
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I just need you
to bring attention to the dojo.
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All right? I want everybody
to see this sign.
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Do you want me to flash
my bits?
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That'll cost you extra.
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No, that's the opposite
of what I want.
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Nobody wants to see your bits.
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Just take the sign,
hold it up in the air,
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and spin it around, all right?
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Do that all day,
and you'll get your money.
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Well, I want meth
and a burrito.
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You can spend it
on whatever you want.
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That's how money works.
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Just do your job,
spin it around.
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I'll be back later,
you got it?
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- Got it.
- Hold the sign up.
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( upbeat rock music )
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♪ ♪
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Hey, how're you doing?
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It's never too late
to learn how to kick ass.
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♪ ♪
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What's up, fellas?
Here you go, one for you.
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♪ ♪
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( laughter )
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Hey, bro-hams.
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Wanna score those hot babes?
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Try karate.
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Kicks get chicks.
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Well, we were just gonna
go talk to 'em, but, uh,
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yeah, you know, maybe taking
karate lessons from a stranger
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in the park
is a better strategy, right?
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( laughter )
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Nice headband, bro-ham.
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( somber rock music )
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man: Outside, outside.
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♪ ♪
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- Daniel: Sam?
- ( water running )
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Hey, Sam, I wanted to...
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Sam: I'm in the shower.
I'll be out in a minute.
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( computer dings )
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( mischievous
percussive music )
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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( computer dings )
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Daniel: Something big?
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- What're you doing?
- Huh?
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Oh, I was having trouble
with my Wi-Fi.
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I wanted to see if Sam was too
or it was just my phone, but...
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I got it working now,
so we're all good.
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Have you thought about
what you want for dinner?
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I'm thinking about making
my broccoli rabe.
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Is "Shark Tank" on tonight?
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( calm rock music )
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♪ ♪
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Hey, Sensei, you told me
to be here at 5:00, right?
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Yeah, but today's
training's cancelled.
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What? Why?
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'Cause I said so.
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Wait, Sensei, there's something
that I wanna show you.
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Look, I'm really not
in the mood.
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Miguel: But I think
you'll like it.
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It's a Cobra Kai webpage,
right?
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I made it in study hall.
Click on the snake.
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Miguel: Okay,
this is the sign-in page.
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Now, I was thinking,
maybe we can make an app
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where you track your progress,
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get a social media
campaign going,
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get it out
to the whole school.
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The possibilities are endless.
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- ( rock music ringtone )
- Oh.
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That was my mom.
I'll call her back later.
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- Hey, was that just--
- Ratt?
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- Awesome, right?
- Yeah.
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I went online
and looked up Guns N' Roses
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and ended up going on this
whole '80s rock rabbit hole.
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That shit is dope.
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All right,
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meet me at the high school
at midnight.
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- Don't be late.
- W-what for?
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You wanna learn
how to kick ass?
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First you gotta learn
how to kick.
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( upbeat electronic music )
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I mean, I feel bad for Aisha,
but at the same time,
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I don't wanna dress up
as a molecular compound.
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No, I totally get it.
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But hey, just because you guys
aren't wearing the same costume
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doesn't mean you can't hang out
at the dance together.
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Mm, speaking of the dance,
I got an email from the school.
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They're looking for chaperones.
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- They seem pretty desperate.
- Yeah, no kidding.
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Who wants to spend their
Friday night in a sweaty gym?
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Well, you're off the hook,
I said I'd do it.
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( fork clangs )
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Look, come on.
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Counselor Blatt and I
go way back.
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I couldn't leave her hangin'.
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- Mom.
- ( exhales heavily )
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Come on, Daniel.
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Would you want
one of your parents
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at your high school dance?
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My mom drove me on dates, okay?
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Yeah? And how'd that go?
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- This is so not fair.
- You won't even notice me.
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- I'll be a ghost.
- Ghosts are lame.
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Yeah, I'm not talking
about a costume,
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it's just an expression.
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Just promise me
you won't embarrass me.
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I promise.
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Miguel: Sensei, what are we
doing here at midnight?
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Are you sure
we're supposed to be here?
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Yeah, don't worry,
my buddy's the night janitor.
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Okay.
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All right,
let me see your hands.
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Here you go.
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Hey.
( stammers )
254
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What're you doing?
255
00:10:38,136 --> 00:10:40,806
When you're in a fight,
your first instinct
256
00:10:40,839 --> 00:10:42,809
is to use your hands, right?
257
00:10:42,841 --> 00:10:46,181
You gotta unlearn that.
258
00:10:46,211 --> 00:10:47,651
And think with your legs.
259
00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:50,080
Uh, how do I think
with my legs?
260
00:10:50,116 --> 00:10:51,486
Well, you just, uh...
261
00:10:51,517 --> 00:10:52,717
Oh!
262
00:10:52,751 --> 00:10:55,921
( tense music )
263
00:10:55,954 --> 00:10:58,454
Use those legs,
kick your way out.
264
00:10:58,490 --> 00:11:00,390
♪ ♪
265
00:11:00,426 --> 00:11:03,326
( air bubbling )
266
00:11:03,362 --> 00:11:05,002
Shit.
267
00:11:05,531 --> 00:11:06,701
I'm drowning.
268
00:11:06,732 --> 00:11:08,072
Drowning is for pussies,
all right?
269
00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:10,500
Don't be a pussy.
Use your legs.
270
00:11:10,536 --> 00:11:12,506
( gasps )
271
00:11:12,537 --> 00:11:15,077
♪ ♪
272
00:11:15,107 --> 00:11:17,607
Probably should've asked him
if he knew how to swim.
273
00:11:17,642 --> 00:11:20,812
♪ ♪
274
00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:21,986
Please.
Not again, I'll die.
275
00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:23,344
Cobra Kai never die.
Say it.
276
00:11:23,381 --> 00:11:24,421
Cobra Kai never die.
277
00:11:24,450 --> 00:11:25,650
Say it like your life
depends on it.
278
00:11:25,684 --> 00:11:26,914
Cobra Kai never dies!
279
00:11:26,952 --> 00:11:28,322
Now, I'm not gonna help you
this time, all right?
280
00:11:28,353 --> 00:11:30,423
All right, you have all the
power in your legs you need.
281
00:11:30,456 --> 00:11:32,026
Use it to kick your way up.
282
00:11:32,057 --> 00:11:34,657
- Do you understand?
- Yes, Sensei.
283
00:11:34,693 --> 00:11:39,203
♪ ♪
284
00:11:39,231 --> 00:11:40,431
Come on, come on.
285
00:11:40,465 --> 00:11:43,465
♪ ♪
286
00:11:43,502 --> 00:11:46,072
Come on, come on.
287
00:11:46,104 --> 00:11:47,904
♪ ♪
288
00:11:49,908 --> 00:11:52,248
Yes, that's it!
Keep kicking.
289
00:11:52,277 --> 00:11:54,247
( upbeat rock music )
290
00:11:54,279 --> 00:11:55,349
- Huh!
- Harder.
291
00:11:55,380 --> 00:11:56,620
Come on, princess.
292
00:11:56,648 --> 00:11:59,588
Huh, hyah!
Huh!
293
00:11:59,618 --> 00:12:01,218
- Harder.
- Hyah!
294
00:12:01,253 --> 00:12:03,823
♪ ♪
295
00:12:03,855 --> 00:12:05,455
Keep that leg up, like a man!
296
00:12:05,490 --> 00:12:08,260
- Huh!
- Hyah!
297
00:12:08,293 --> 00:12:11,533
♪ ♪
298
00:12:11,563 --> 00:12:13,333
Kick your enemy in the face.
299
00:12:13,365 --> 00:12:14,805
No mercy.
300
00:12:15,767 --> 00:12:17,107
Three minutes, keep going.
301
00:12:17,135 --> 00:12:19,275
♪ ♪
302
00:12:19,304 --> 00:12:22,044
( grunting )
303
00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:23,774
Yeah!
304
00:12:23,809 --> 00:12:25,009
That's it.
305
00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:30,280
Ten minutes!
306
00:12:30,315 --> 00:12:32,085
man: Hey, what the hell
are you doing?
307
00:12:32,117 --> 00:12:33,787
Oh, shit.
We gotta go, we gotta go.
308
00:12:33,818 --> 00:12:35,858
You're not allowed in here!
309
00:12:35,888 --> 00:12:38,388
- I thought you knew this guy!
- Of course not, I lied.
310
00:12:38,423 --> 00:12:40,323
- Aww!
- Run!
311
00:12:40,359 --> 00:12:42,499
I wish I could show my mom
what I did to those boards,
312
00:12:42,527 --> 00:12:46,167
but if she knew where I was
right now, she would kill me.
313
00:12:48,133 --> 00:12:50,503
Ugh.
314
00:12:50,536 --> 00:12:54,236
- What's wrong with you?
- Nothing.
315
00:12:54,272 --> 00:12:55,112
Put your costume on.
316
00:12:55,140 --> 00:12:56,270
I'm driving you to that dance,
317
00:12:56,307 --> 00:12:57,877
and we're gonna pick up
some more students.
318
00:13:03,649 --> 00:13:04,849
What the hell is that?
319
00:13:04,883 --> 00:13:06,153
This is my Halloween costume.
320
00:13:06,184 --> 00:13:08,624
My ya-ya made it.
It started off as Deadpool.
321
00:13:08,653 --> 00:13:11,453
Then I think it was Spider-Man,
and then it just kinda became
322
00:13:11,490 --> 00:13:12,890
some generic superhero.
323
00:13:12,924 --> 00:13:15,324
Yeah, a poor one at that.
324
00:13:16,628 --> 00:13:18,728
- You're Poor-Man.
- Yeah.
325
00:13:18,764 --> 00:13:20,764
Well, I can't let you
go out like that.
326
00:13:20,799 --> 00:13:22,399
We have a reputation to uphold.
327
00:13:22,434 --> 00:13:23,564
What do you suggest?
328
00:13:23,602 --> 00:13:27,102
( electronic dance music )
329
00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:31,409
♪ ♪
330
00:13:33,745 --> 00:13:35,415
( blood-curdling scream )
331
00:13:35,447 --> 00:13:40,487
♪ ♪
332
00:13:45,457 --> 00:13:48,327
Oh, skeleton.
Classic. Nice.
333
00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:50,460
Thanks.
I like your sorcerer costume.
334
00:13:50,495 --> 00:13:52,865
Sorcerer? Please.
335
00:13:52,898 --> 00:13:55,668
- I'm a necromancer.
- What?
336
00:13:55,700 --> 00:13:56,940
Didn't you see "The Amulet"?
337
00:13:56,969 --> 00:13:59,539
So are you a regular doctor,
or--
338
00:13:59,571 --> 00:14:01,771
Plastic surgeon.
I fix lips.
339
00:14:01,807 --> 00:14:04,107
Nice.
340
00:14:04,143 --> 00:14:06,173
All right, y'all,
we're 'bout to switch it up.
341
00:14:06,211 --> 00:14:09,111
♪ ♪
342
00:14:09,147 --> 00:14:11,447
Thanks for reaching out
to chaperone.
343
00:14:11,483 --> 00:14:12,713
That was so kind of you.
344
00:14:12,751 --> 00:14:14,051
Well, I just wanna make sure
345
00:14:14,086 --> 00:14:15,686
the kids are having
a good night.
346
00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:17,190
Aww.
347
00:14:17,222 --> 00:14:19,322
♪ ♪
348
00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:25,126
( phone chimes )
349
00:14:25,164 --> 00:14:30,204
♪ ♪
350
00:14:37,075 --> 00:14:39,675
Hey, guys, check out
this rad Internet site.
351
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:43,582
W-W-W, period,
Cobra Kai, period,
352
00:14:43,615 --> 00:14:45,615
C-O-M, all lowercase.
353
00:14:45,651 --> 00:14:47,991
Uh, thanks?
354
00:14:48,820 --> 00:14:51,990
♪ ♪
355
00:14:52,024 --> 00:14:53,824
Hey, just--
I'll be right back.
356
00:14:53,859 --> 00:14:55,099
Okay.
357
00:14:57,462 --> 00:14:58,932
- Hey.
- Hey.
358
00:14:58,963 --> 00:15:00,333
I like your costume.
359
00:15:00,366 --> 00:15:01,896
Thanks, it, uh,
360
00:15:01,933 --> 00:15:03,333
doesn't really work
without the chloride.
361
00:15:03,368 --> 00:15:06,038
I don't know,
sodium's pretty badass.
362
00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:07,371
It's the silent killer.
363
00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:09,206
( chuckles )
364
00:15:10,108 --> 00:15:12,048
- Hey, look, I--
- It's okay.
365
00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:15,017
I'd rather go as sexy
than funny too,
366
00:15:15,047 --> 00:15:16,687
if I had that option.
367
00:15:16,715 --> 00:15:18,215
Don't say that.
368
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:20,120
Hey, Sam, come over,
we're gonna go live.
369
00:15:20,151 --> 00:15:22,921
- Get your ass over here.
- One second.
370
00:15:22,954 --> 00:15:24,894
Can we make plans
to hang out soon?
371
00:15:24,923 --> 00:15:26,863
It's been way too long.
372
00:15:26,892 --> 00:15:28,692
I'd love that.
373
00:15:28,727 --> 00:15:30,227
Stay salty, my friend.
374
00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:32,862
♪ ♪
375
00:15:32,897 --> 00:15:35,537
- Hurry up.
- Come on, let's go.
376
00:15:35,567 --> 00:15:37,867
♪ ♪
377
00:15:37,902 --> 00:15:41,102
- Punch?
- Oh, hey, thanks.
378
00:15:41,139 --> 00:15:43,879
I was kinda hoping
you would show up in costume.
379
00:15:43,909 --> 00:15:45,479
Maybe a karate gi?
380
00:15:45,511 --> 00:15:48,381
No, oh, God, I haven't worn
one of those in a while.
381
00:15:48,413 --> 00:15:50,883
You know, I still can't believe
you and Ali broke up
382
00:15:50,916 --> 00:15:52,516
after high school.
383
00:15:52,551 --> 00:15:54,751
Things change.
384
00:15:54,786 --> 00:15:56,356
( tense music )
385
00:15:56,388 --> 00:15:57,588
Sometimes.
386
00:15:57,622 --> 00:16:02,532
♪ ♪
387
00:16:02,561 --> 00:16:05,661
( groans )
388
00:16:05,697 --> 00:16:08,637
( dance music )
389
00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:10,137
Hold on a sec.
390
00:16:11,436 --> 00:16:16,476
♪ ♪
391
00:16:19,277 --> 00:16:22,517
( muffled dance music )
392
00:16:22,547 --> 00:16:26,457
♪ ♪
393
00:16:28,987 --> 00:16:31,027
What do you think you're doing?
394
00:16:33,258 --> 00:16:34,928
Promoting my business.
395
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:36,460
Why don't you try
minding yours?
396
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:38,695
Minding mine?
Y-you...
397
00:16:38,730 --> 00:16:40,770
You know what?
Look, this is--
398
00:16:40,798 --> 00:16:42,238
this is ridiculous, okay?
399
00:16:42,267 --> 00:16:44,437
We can both be adults here.
400
00:16:44,469 --> 00:16:47,169
I just don't know why you'd
ever wanna bring back Cobra Kai
401
00:16:47,205 --> 00:16:49,445
after what your sensei
did to you.
402
00:16:49,474 --> 00:16:52,444
'Cause I'm not Kreese.
And the lessons worked.
403
00:16:52,477 --> 00:16:55,377
Strike first, no mercy.
Real good lessons.
404
00:16:55,414 --> 00:16:57,154
If you think I'm gonna
let you fill these kids' heads
405
00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:59,022
with that garbage,
you're nuts, man.
406
00:16:59,051 --> 00:17:01,021
Yeah, is that why
you're following me around?
407
00:17:01,053 --> 00:17:03,093
I'm not following you around.
I'm here to--
408
00:17:03,121 --> 00:17:05,061
( Sam giggling )
Kyler, where are we going?
409
00:17:05,090 --> 00:17:07,060
( Kyler chuckling )
You'll see.
410
00:17:08,126 --> 00:17:09,896
You know, you gotta get
off school property, okay?
411
00:17:09,928 --> 00:17:13,498
Listen, y-you can't be here.
412
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:14,832
I'm serious.
413
00:17:14,866 --> 00:17:16,966
I know you're serious.
( laughs )
414
00:17:17,002 --> 00:17:20,002
( dance music )
415
00:17:20,038 --> 00:17:21,978
( slurping )
416
00:17:22,007 --> 00:17:23,607
Okay, are we ready?
417
00:17:23,641 --> 00:17:25,881
Miguel: Let's ask
the Dragon Queens to dance.
418
00:17:25,911 --> 00:17:28,611
Demetri: Slow your roll,
we got time.
419
00:17:28,647 --> 00:17:30,717
Miguel: No, no...
420
00:17:30,749 --> 00:17:32,749
Shit.
421
00:17:32,784 --> 00:17:34,984
We just lost one to Doctor Who.
422
00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:36,690
I have to go to the bathroom.
423
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,392
Yeah, me too.
424
00:17:38,423 --> 00:17:40,823
That punch is going
right through me.
425
00:17:40,859 --> 00:17:45,869
♪ ♪
426
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:48,068
Yasmine: Oh, my God,
how pathetic.
427
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:53,576
Yasmine: She's like a pig
at a trough.
428
00:17:53,605 --> 00:17:56,745
♪ ♪
429
00:17:56,775 --> 00:17:58,745
So, what did you wanna show me?
430
00:18:00,512 --> 00:18:04,682
Um, it's in my pocket.
Can you help me with the belt?
431
00:18:04,716 --> 00:18:06,216
Yeah.
432
00:18:08,653 --> 00:18:11,893
Sam: It's so hard.
Kyler: Almost, right?
433
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,794
All right, hey,
that's enough, come on.
434
00:18:13,825 --> 00:18:14,995
Dad, what are you doing?
435
00:18:15,026 --> 00:18:16,766
No, no, no,
you don't understand.
436
00:18:16,795 --> 00:18:18,065
No, I understand plenty, okay?
437
00:18:18,096 --> 00:18:19,396
I knew there was
something off about you
438
00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:20,601
when you wouldn't eat the toro.
439
00:18:20,632 --> 00:18:22,002
Dad, you said
you wouldn't embarrass me.
440
00:18:22,033 --> 00:18:26,333
Sam, trust me,
this guy's bad news, okay?
441
00:18:26,371 --> 00:18:27,941
I was gonna give her this.
442
00:18:27,973 --> 00:18:29,843
Uh, this, uh,
this was my grandma's,
443
00:18:29,874 --> 00:18:32,114
and I wanted to give it to Sam.
444
00:18:32,144 --> 00:18:35,414
♪ ♪
445
00:18:35,446 --> 00:18:38,716
- Daniel: Sam.
- Don't talk to me.
446
00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:40,420
Sam! S...
447
00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:42,122
♪ ♪
448
00:18:42,154 --> 00:18:43,354
Excuse me.
449
00:18:43,388 --> 00:18:45,658
Hey, can we get out of here,
please?
450
00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:49,261
Not yet.
Wait for it.
451
00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:51,864
( phones chiming )
452
00:18:51,897 --> 00:18:55,267
♪ ♪
453
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:57,740
( phone dings )
454
00:18:57,769 --> 00:18:59,769
( laughter )
455
00:18:59,804 --> 00:19:02,744
- girl: We got it too!
- ( girl laughing )
456
00:19:02,774 --> 00:19:06,174
( laughter )
457
00:19:06,211 --> 00:19:08,981
♪ ♪
458
00:19:09,014 --> 00:19:10,354
boy: Piggy, piggy!
459
00:19:14,252 --> 00:19:16,422
boy: Cheeto pig!
460
00:19:16,455 --> 00:19:19,025
♪ ♪
461
00:19:19,057 --> 00:19:21,057
First high school dance
in the books,
462
00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:22,293
and we didn't even make
an attempt.
463
00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:24,697
Well, statistically speaking,
zero for zero
464
00:19:24,729 --> 00:19:28,569
is better than zero for one,
so it could've been worse.
465
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:31,700
( urinals flush )
466
00:19:31,737 --> 00:19:33,407
( door opens )
467
00:19:33,437 --> 00:19:35,537
Kyler: Yo, so frustrated, man.
468
00:19:35,573 --> 00:19:37,443
I was just about to give her
the bracelet.
469
00:19:37,475 --> 00:19:39,775
Like that cheap one you gave
to that East Valley slut?
470
00:19:39,811 --> 00:19:42,411
Yeah, it worked on her,
so might as well try it again.
471
00:19:42,447 --> 00:19:44,047
But Sam's dad
had to ruin everything.
472
00:19:44,082 --> 00:19:48,452
I'm sorry, dude, you had her
in the palm of your dick.
473
00:19:48,486 --> 00:19:50,626
Oh!
474
00:19:50,655 --> 00:19:52,655
( tense music )
475
00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:54,531
Oh, shit.
476
00:19:56,828 --> 00:20:00,128
♪ ♪
477
00:20:00,164 --> 00:20:02,104
You better watch out, 'Rhea.
478
00:20:02,133 --> 00:20:03,573
That bum's not here
to save you this time.
479
00:20:03,601 --> 00:20:05,741
Yeah, he's not a bum,
he's my sensei.
480
00:20:05,771 --> 00:20:08,271
( laughs )
Watch out, guys.
481
00:20:08,306 --> 00:20:10,046
'Rhea knows karate now.
482
00:20:10,074 --> 00:20:11,844
( mocks martial arts
vocalizations )
483
00:20:11,876 --> 00:20:13,646
( laughter )
484
00:20:13,678 --> 00:20:14,878
( grunts )
485
00:20:14,913 --> 00:20:15,913
Yeah!
486
00:20:17,015 --> 00:20:20,255
( laughter )
487
00:20:20,285 --> 00:20:22,115
Get him!
You're gonna pay!
488
00:20:22,153 --> 00:20:23,623
Oh, shit!
489
00:20:24,189 --> 00:20:25,989
( groans )
490
00:20:26,024 --> 00:20:28,864
Grab him. Grab him.
Get him!
491
00:20:28,893 --> 00:20:30,763
No, no, let me go!
492
00:20:30,796 --> 00:20:31,896
Ah!
493
00:20:31,930 --> 00:20:33,030
Pick him up.
494
00:20:33,064 --> 00:20:35,134
♪ ♪
495
00:20:35,166 --> 00:20:38,206
- Come on, Ky! Get him!
- You're a dead man.
496
00:20:38,236 --> 00:20:39,276
Please!
No, no, no!
497
00:20:39,304 --> 00:20:41,844
- Pound him, Ky.
- Ah!
498
00:20:41,873 --> 00:20:43,443
Ah! Ah!
499
00:20:43,474 --> 00:20:44,674
- ( laughs )
- ( groans )
500
00:20:54,252 --> 00:20:57,752
( guitar music )
501
00:20:57,789 --> 00:21:02,499
♪ ♪
502
00:21:04,396 --> 00:21:06,396
boy: Whoo!
That was brutal, Ky.
503
00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:09,631
- You broke 'Rhea off!
- Yeah, man!
504
00:21:09,667 --> 00:21:12,867
- Whoo-hoo!
- ( chatters indistinctly )
505
00:21:12,904 --> 00:21:14,474
boy: He had it comin'.
506
00:21:20,478 --> 00:21:23,448
♪ When everything
has turned to black ♪
507
00:21:23,481 --> 00:21:26,551
♪ You don't know where to go ♪
508
00:21:26,584 --> 00:21:30,994
♪ You need something
to justify your soul ♪
509
00:21:39,097 --> 00:21:40,667
Why don't you tell me
who did this?
510
00:21:40,699 --> 00:21:42,239
It's not Sensei Lawrence's
fault.
511
00:21:42,267 --> 00:21:43,497
No more karate.
512
00:21:43,535 --> 00:21:45,305
If you knew him,
you'd see he's a great man!
513
00:21:46,037 --> 00:21:48,507
There is no dojo.
514
00:21:48,540 --> 00:21:49,880
I'm closing it up.
515
00:21:49,908 --> 00:21:51,278
( phone rings )
516
00:21:51,309 --> 00:21:53,979
- Hey, hon.
- I just wanted to brace you
517
00:21:54,011 --> 00:21:56,211
for the billboard.
518
00:21:56,247 --> 00:21:57,887
- Mother...
- ( phone rings )
519
00:21:57,916 --> 00:22:00,186
Jenkins: Your note said
he'd be gone two weeks,
520
00:22:00,218 --> 00:22:01,788
and it's been almost a month.
521
00:22:01,819 --> 00:22:04,359
What, are you saying Robby's
been out of school for a month?
522
00:22:04,388 --> 00:22:06,328
You gave up on day one.
523
00:22:06,357 --> 00:22:08,097
Well, I'm here now.
524
00:22:08,126 --> 00:22:10,026
It's too late, Johnny.
525
00:22:14,165 --> 00:22:15,935
What, you looking
at that karate?
526
00:22:17,435 --> 00:22:20,535
No. It's my dad.
527
00:22:20,535 --> 00:22:25,530
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