Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:59,458 --> 00:01:02,126
Latka, nice threads.
2
00:01:02,160 --> 00:01:04,962
Oh? Thank you
very much.
3
00:01:04,997 --> 00:01:06,431
You like?
4
00:01:06,465 --> 00:01:08,165
You can keep.
5
00:01:10,252 --> 00:01:12,520
Hey, Latka, how come
you're so dressed up?
6
00:01:12,555 --> 00:01:15,723
Well, because my mother
is visiting today
7
00:01:15,757 --> 00:01:17,292
from the old country.
8
00:01:17,326 --> 00:01:18,359
Oh! Hey!
Oh! Hey!
9
00:01:18,393 --> 00:01:20,061
You must really be excited.
10
00:01:20,095 --> 00:01:21,095
When does her plane land?
11
00:01:21,130 --> 00:01:24,115
Right at the end of flight.
12
00:01:24,149 --> 00:01:27,452
Good, good, very good.
13
00:01:27,486 --> 00:01:30,171
She coming today
from the airport.
14
00:01:30,206 --> 00:01:31,405
She coming right here.
15
00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:33,374
Louie give me rest of day off
16
00:01:33,408 --> 00:01:37,545
so I could show her
around the Big Banana.
17
00:01:37,579 --> 00:01:40,231
Latka, I think you mean
The Big Apple.
18
00:01:40,265 --> 00:01:41,683
Oh, that, too.
19
00:01:42,718 --> 00:01:46,638
Latka, three cabs just
came in that need repairs.
20
00:01:46,672 --> 00:01:49,073
What are you doing in
these glad rags?
21
00:01:49,107 --> 00:01:51,442
Because you said
I could have the day off.
22
00:01:51,477 --> 00:01:54,012
Forget it, I got a garage
to run here.
23
00:01:54,046 --> 00:01:55,630
Yeah, but, Louie, you promised.
24
00:01:55,664 --> 00:01:58,049
Right, I promised,
now I'm breaking my promise.
25
00:01:58,083 --> 00:01:59,551
Get back to work.
26
00:01:59,585 --> 00:02:01,886
You are a nasty man.
27
00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:04,639
I'm not nasty.
A lot of guys
28
00:02:04,673 --> 00:02:06,307
wouldn't have given
you the day off
29
00:02:06,341 --> 00:02:08,443
in the first place.
30
00:02:08,477 --> 00:02:09,644
Go on, go on.
31
00:02:09,678 --> 00:02:11,196
Hey, come on, Louie.
32
00:02:11,230 --> 00:02:12,864
His mother's coming
to visit him.
33
00:02:12,898 --> 00:02:15,149
I'm not doing this
because I enjoy it.
34
00:02:15,183 --> 00:02:17,452
I do enjoy it,
but that's not the reason.
35
00:02:17,486 --> 00:02:20,571
Now get back to work!
36
00:02:20,605 --> 00:02:22,891
( speaking native language )
37
00:02:24,894 --> 00:02:26,895
I'll pretend
I didn't hear that.
38
00:02:29,865 --> 00:02:31,800
Hey, Latka.
39
00:02:31,834 --> 00:02:33,601
Very sorry about this.
40
00:02:33,636 --> 00:02:35,269
Is there anything
I can do to help?
41
00:02:35,304 --> 00:02:36,438
Yes.
42
00:02:36,472 --> 00:02:38,039
When my mama comes,
43
00:02:38,073 --> 00:02:40,341
you could take her
to Mario's for eat.
44
00:02:40,375 --> 00:02:41,509
I will come later.
45
00:02:41,544 --> 00:02:44,245
Oh. I, uh... I just got
off a 14-hour shift,
46
00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:46,247
and I-I thought I'd just go home
and try to get some sleep.
47
00:02:46,282 --> 00:02:47,332
Please, please, Alex.
48
00:02:47,366 --> 00:02:49,985
Poor little Mama,
she want to see America
49
00:02:50,019 --> 00:02:51,185
before she die.
50
00:02:51,220 --> 00:02:53,154
Latka, I'm sorry, I'd like to
help, but I'm really very tired.
51
00:02:53,188 --> 00:02:54,756
I mean, uh... Hey, wait
a minute, wait a minute.
52
00:02:54,790 --> 00:02:55,757
It's Tony's day off today.
53
00:02:55,791 --> 00:02:57,092
Hey, Tony, can I
ask you a question?
54
00:02:57,126 --> 00:02:57,892
Sure.
55
00:02:57,927 --> 00:02:58,726
Please.
56
00:02:59,644 --> 00:03:01,712
Mama, my mama!
57
00:03:01,747 --> 00:03:02,713
Oh, Latka.
58
00:03:02,748 --> 00:03:06,084
( speaking native language )
59
00:03:09,988 --> 00:03:12,223
What did you want
to ask me, Alex?
60
00:03:12,258 --> 00:03:13,925
Huh?
61
00:03:13,959 --> 00:03:15,293
Oh, how you doing?
62
00:03:16,778 --> 00:03:17,745
Good.
63
00:03:17,779 --> 00:03:19,247
Yeah, it was nice
talking to you.
64
00:03:19,281 --> 00:03:20,681
I think I got a date
for breakfast.
65
00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:30,375
What are you
going to have?
66
00:03:30,409 --> 00:03:32,443
Well, something
American.
67
00:03:32,477 --> 00:03:33,644
What have you?
68
00:03:33,678 --> 00:03:36,831
Uh, pizza, spaghetti, chili...
69
00:03:36,865 --> 00:03:40,535
and the special
of the day is chop suey.
70
00:03:40,569 --> 00:03:41,569
Yes.
71
00:03:42,971 --> 00:03:44,589
Why don't you bring us
72
00:03:44,624 --> 00:03:45,590
a couple of hamburgers, Tommy?
73
00:03:45,625 --> 00:03:47,892
Coming right up.
74
00:03:47,927 --> 00:03:51,161
So, Mrs. Gravas, when did
you get into New York?
75
00:03:51,196 --> 00:03:52,446
This morning.
76
00:03:52,481 --> 00:03:54,482
Have seen nothing.
77
00:03:54,516 --> 00:03:57,118
Hear much about
New York City.
78
00:03:57,152 --> 00:03:58,920
Oh? Many things want to see.
79
00:03:58,954 --> 00:04:00,187
Yeah? Like what?
80
00:04:00,222 --> 00:04:07,445
Oh, garbage strike,
blackout, urban blight.
81
00:04:07,479 --> 00:04:10,915
I'll find out when
the next tour is.
82
00:04:10,950 --> 00:04:14,218
Oh, also want to see
Yankee Dog Stadium.
83
00:04:14,253 --> 00:04:16,053
Oh, yeah.
84
00:04:16,088 --> 00:04:18,790
Yeah, you shouldn't miss that.
85
00:04:18,824 --> 00:04:20,492
You know, you talk
very good English.
86
00:04:20,526 --> 00:04:21,642
You, too.
87
00:04:23,895 --> 00:04:25,997
I learn English
from phrase book.
88
00:04:26,031 --> 00:04:28,600
Well, you learned
your phrases very well.
89
00:04:28,634 --> 00:04:30,335
Oh, you're welcome.
90
00:04:31,420 --> 00:04:33,087
Thank you.
91
00:04:34,690 --> 00:04:35,924
You're welcome.
92
00:04:37,576 --> 00:04:39,594
You're welcome from me, too.
93
00:04:41,997 --> 00:04:43,531
Oh, try this.
94
00:04:44,666 --> 00:04:46,267
No thirsty.
95
00:04:49,371 --> 00:04:52,973
Mrs. Gravas, I, um, I hope
this isn't too personal,
96
00:04:53,008 --> 00:04:54,842
but, uh, you know,
I was really very surprised
97
00:04:54,877 --> 00:04:56,010
to see how young you are.
98
00:04:56,044 --> 00:04:58,913
Oh, my, my, you're welcome.
99
00:04:58,947 --> 00:05:03,017
I marry Latka's father when 15.
100
00:05:03,051 --> 00:05:04,552
He killed two years later.
101
00:05:04,586 --> 00:05:05,853
Oh, I'm sorry.
102
00:05:05,888 --> 00:05:07,805
Oh, you're welcome.
103
00:05:07,840 --> 00:05:11,275
He die in struggle
for liberty and freedom.
104
00:05:11,309 --> 00:05:13,761
Oh, he was a freedom fighter
shot by police?
105
00:05:13,796 --> 00:05:17,732
No, he was a police
shot by freedom fighter.
106
00:05:21,103 --> 00:05:24,572
I, uh, I just can't believe
that you never remarried.
107
00:05:24,607 --> 00:05:27,542
I mean, you really are a very,
uh, attractive woman.
108
00:05:27,576 --> 00:05:28,826
( chuckling )
109
00:05:28,860 --> 00:05:32,096
And you're a very nice man,
Mr. Reiger.
110
00:05:32,131 --> 00:05:33,797
( chuckling )
111
00:05:33,832 --> 00:05:36,734
Well, thank you, Mrs. Gravas.
112
00:05:36,768 --> 00:05:38,553
I am Greta.
113
00:05:40,556 --> 00:05:44,258
Okay, I'm Alex.
114
00:05:44,292 --> 00:05:45,677
Like Alexander?
115
00:05:45,711 --> 00:05:46,878
Right.
116
00:05:46,912 --> 00:05:50,765
( cracking up )
117
00:05:50,799 --> 00:05:52,333
( laughing uneasily )
118
00:05:53,835 --> 00:05:54,935
What?
119
00:05:54,970 --> 00:05:59,340
In my country, Alexander mean...
120
00:06:02,110 --> 00:06:05,847
...one who makes nik-nikduring harvest.
121
00:06:09,652 --> 00:06:11,653
Well, that's me all right.
122
00:06:13,321 --> 00:06:15,906
And, uh, what does Greta mean?
123
00:06:15,941 --> 00:06:18,276
Oh, means pretty.
124
00:06:18,310 --> 00:06:20,678
It fits.
125
00:06:20,713 --> 00:06:23,298
And yours fits, too.
126
00:06:27,369 --> 00:06:29,570
It's not even harvest. Ha, ha.
127
00:06:34,493 --> 00:06:35,460
Hi, everybody.
128
00:06:35,494 --> 00:06:36,628
Hi, Latka.
Hi.
129
00:06:36,662 --> 00:06:38,129
How are you, Mama?
130
00:06:38,163 --> 00:06:39,130
Mmm.
131
00:06:39,164 --> 00:06:40,465
( speakingnative language )
132
00:06:40,499 --> 00:06:42,800
Mm. I can only
stay a minute
133
00:06:42,834 --> 00:06:45,035
because many cabs
are broke.
134
00:06:45,070 --> 00:06:47,388
Oh, Alex...
135
00:06:47,422 --> 00:06:51,392
this is for you--
two tickets to Rockettes.
136
00:06:51,426 --> 00:06:52,493
Mm.
137
00:06:52,527 --> 00:06:55,229
I was going to take Mama,
but, uh, so busy.
138
00:06:55,263 --> 00:06:56,931
Rockets?
139
00:06:56,965 --> 00:06:58,599
Oh, no, no, no.
Eh...
140
00:06:58,633 --> 00:07:01,335
( speaking native language )
141
00:07:01,369 --> 00:07:04,605
( humming cancan music )
142
00:07:06,325 --> 00:07:07,725
So you use them, Alex.
143
00:07:07,759 --> 00:07:09,460
Well, thank you
very much, Latka.
144
00:07:09,495 --> 00:07:11,463
Right. You can take girlfriend.
145
00:07:11,497 --> 00:07:13,698
What about your mother?
146
00:07:13,732 --> 00:07:16,017
She don't have a girlfriend.
147
00:07:16,051 --> 00:07:18,219
So tell me, Mama,
148
00:07:18,253 --> 00:07:19,620
how is Grishmel?
149
00:07:19,654 --> 00:07:22,656
( speaking native language )
150
00:07:28,030 --> 00:07:31,381
Oh, eh... and how is Triska?
151
00:07:31,416 --> 00:07:33,401
( speaking native language )
152
00:07:38,841 --> 00:07:39,957
Oh...
153
00:07:39,992 --> 00:07:42,093
( speaking native language )
154
00:07:42,127 --> 00:07:45,362
Eh, how is Schmopsy?
155
00:07:46,698 --> 00:07:49,233
Schmopsy cookypoots.
156
00:07:49,268 --> 00:07:52,069
( speaking native language )
157
00:07:54,639 --> 00:07:55,540
Oh.
158
00:07:55,574 --> 00:07:57,925
( speaking native language )
159
00:07:59,661 --> 00:08:01,462
How is Lurgid?
160
00:08:01,496 --> 00:08:05,432
( speaking native language )
161
00:08:07,569 --> 00:08:08,786
Oh!
162
00:08:12,223 --> 00:08:15,626
It's always nice to get
the news from home.
163
00:08:25,888 --> 00:08:27,488
How come every time
I get an apple
164
00:08:27,522 --> 00:08:29,423
out of the machine,
it's old and mushy?
165
00:08:29,457 --> 00:08:31,458
Don't they ever put any
new apples in this machine?
166
00:08:31,493 --> 00:08:33,777
Uh, yeah, they put new apples
in that machine,
167
00:08:33,812 --> 00:08:35,696
uh, but in order to get
to the new apples,
168
00:08:35,730 --> 00:08:37,799
you have to eat
the old apples first,
169
00:08:37,833 --> 00:08:39,133
be-because the old
apples are so old,
170
00:08:39,168 --> 00:08:40,601
very few people
eat them.
171
00:08:40,635 --> 00:08:42,620
So, by the time you get
to the new apples,
172
00:08:42,654 --> 00:08:45,389
they're old apples.
173
00:08:45,424 --> 00:08:48,409
So then all we gotta do
174
00:08:48,443 --> 00:08:50,544
is eat more apples.
175
00:08:50,579 --> 00:08:51,812
We'll eat right
through the old ones
176
00:08:51,846 --> 00:08:53,046
and get to the new ones.
177
00:08:54,599 --> 00:08:55,799
Except that
178
00:08:55,834 --> 00:08:58,002
if we all start
to eat the old apples,
179
00:08:58,037 --> 00:08:59,237
the apple man
180
00:08:59,271 --> 00:09:01,004
will think we like old apples
181
00:09:01,039 --> 00:09:03,907
and he'll never put
any new apples in the machine.
182
00:09:08,180 --> 00:09:10,731
So then how do we get
new apples, John?
183
00:09:10,766 --> 00:09:12,883
We can't.
184
00:09:12,918 --> 00:09:14,551
ALEX:
Hi.
185
00:09:16,956 --> 00:09:18,222
BOBBY:
Hey, Alex.
186
00:09:18,256 --> 00:09:19,957
How did your date go
with Latka's mama?
187
00:09:19,991 --> 00:09:21,225
It wasn't a date.
188
00:09:21,259 --> 00:09:22,727
Latka had these tickets
to a show,
189
00:09:22,761 --> 00:09:24,428
so I went and, uh, she went.
190
00:09:24,463 --> 00:09:25,863
It was sort of like,
191
00:09:25,898 --> 00:09:28,766
you know, uh, two people
being at the same place
192
00:09:28,801 --> 00:09:31,335
at the same time, uh,
together. That's all.
193
00:09:31,369 --> 00:09:33,671
Well, whatever it was,
how did it go?
194
00:09:33,705 --> 00:09:35,172
Fine, just fine.
195
00:09:35,206 --> 00:09:37,124
She sure is attractive.
196
00:09:37,158 --> 00:09:38,542
Who?
197
00:09:38,576 --> 00:09:40,444
Oh, Mrs. Gravas? Yeah.
198
00:09:40,478 --> 00:09:41,779
Gee, imagine
having a mother
199
00:09:41,814 --> 00:09:43,714
who's that
good-looking.
200
00:09:43,749 --> 00:09:46,150
You guys
talking about me?
201
00:09:46,184 --> 00:09:48,218
You?
202
00:09:48,253 --> 00:09:50,571
Yeah, my mom's good-looking.
203
00:09:50,605 --> 00:09:52,740
Very handsome
figure of a woman.
204
00:09:52,774 --> 00:09:56,344
If she'd just stop wearing those
black dresses all the time...
205
00:09:56,378 --> 00:09:57,678
shed a few pounds...
206
00:09:57,712 --> 00:10:00,147
get rid of the wart
and the mustache.
207
00:10:01,516 --> 00:10:02,633
Hi, guys.
208
00:10:02,668 --> 00:10:03,801
Hi. Hey.
209
00:10:03,836 --> 00:10:05,769
Hey, uh, Elaine,
you got a minute?
210
00:10:05,804 --> 00:10:06,804
Sure.
211
00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:10,374
Um, I want, I want
to ask you something.
212
00:10:10,409 --> 00:10:12,243
I, um...
213
00:10:14,079 --> 00:10:15,947
Elaine, listen.
214
00:10:15,981 --> 00:10:18,082
What would, uh...
what would you think of a guy
215
00:10:18,116 --> 00:10:21,752
who, uh...
kind of got friendly
216
00:10:21,786 --> 00:10:23,787
with the mother
of a buddy of his?
217
00:10:23,822 --> 00:10:25,722
Oh, that depends
how friendly.
218
00:10:25,757 --> 00:10:28,976
Shockingly friendly.
219
00:10:29,010 --> 00:10:31,863
Offhand, I'd say it was a
pretty crummy thing to do.
220
00:10:31,897 --> 00:10:33,865
No, no, wait,
now listen, um...
221
00:10:33,899 --> 00:10:35,533
What if, what if the
guy didn't plan it?
222
00:10:35,567 --> 00:10:38,369
You know what I mean? What if
it just sort of happened?
223
00:10:38,403 --> 00:10:42,139
In fact, what if the
mother, well, uh...
224
00:10:42,173 --> 00:10:45,209
forced herself on the guy?
225
00:10:45,243 --> 00:10:46,860
Forced herself? Yeah.
226
00:10:46,895 --> 00:10:48,129
I mean, what'd she do, like
227
00:10:48,163 --> 00:10:50,264
throw him down and pin him
to the floor?
228
00:10:52,217 --> 00:10:53,817
Kind of, yeah.
229
00:10:55,020 --> 00:10:56,553
Elaine, listen, uh...
230
00:10:56,588 --> 00:10:59,723
I'm talking about me
and Latka's mother.
231
00:10:59,757 --> 00:11:01,475
Latka's mother?!
232
00:11:04,279 --> 00:11:07,915
Uh... yeah. She flew in
yesterday from the old country.
233
00:11:07,950 --> 00:11:09,182
Just for that?
234
00:11:09,217 --> 00:11:11,719
Huh? No, no, no.
235
00:11:11,753 --> 00:11:14,072
She flew in to see Latka.
236
00:11:14,106 --> 00:11:17,441
Wow! You and
Latka's mother!
237
00:11:17,475 --> 00:11:18,943
Please. How old is she?
238
00:11:18,977 --> 00:11:20,527
About six-foot-three.
239
00:11:20,562 --> 00:11:22,964
Look, she-she happens to be
a very attractive woman.
240
00:11:22,998 --> 00:11:24,465
Look, Latka gave us
tickets to a show.
241
00:11:24,499 --> 00:11:26,000
We went to the
Radio City Music Hall,
242
00:11:26,034 --> 00:11:27,334
and afterwards out
for a bite to eat
243
00:11:27,368 --> 00:11:29,036
and she wanted to come up
to my place for a drink.
244
00:11:29,071 --> 00:11:30,104
Well, look, Oh, now...
245
00:11:30,138 --> 00:11:32,073
no, I had no idea
what was gonna happen.
246
00:11:32,107 --> 00:11:35,442
I mean, I don't think
she did either.
247
00:11:35,477 --> 00:11:38,412
Just one of those things,
you know what I mean?
248
00:11:38,446 --> 00:11:40,097
You mean,
you actually...
249
00:11:40,131 --> 00:11:42,349
Elaine, I couldn't help it.
I really couldn't help it.
250
00:11:43,735 --> 00:11:46,971
After we were alone for a while,
she turned into an animal.
251
00:11:48,406 --> 00:11:49,639
A great one.
252
00:11:53,411 --> 00:11:54,678
She started to rip my shirt.
253
00:11:54,712 --> 00:11:55,679
She ripped my raincoat.
254
00:11:55,713 --> 00:11:57,298
Latka's mother?!
255
00:11:57,332 --> 00:11:58,365
Quiet, will you?
256
00:11:58,399 --> 00:11:59,700
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
257
00:11:59,734 --> 00:12:02,469
Look, there-there's no reason
for you to feel guilty.
258
00:12:02,503 --> 00:12:03,737
I don't, but it just
bothers me that
259
00:12:03,771 --> 00:12:05,873
if Latka found out about it,
it would really hurt him.
260
00:12:05,907 --> 00:12:07,975
Oh, well, that's simple.
261
00:12:08,010 --> 00:12:10,978
If I were you, I'd just make
sure he never finds out.
262
00:12:11,013 --> 00:12:12,113
Hmm.
263
00:12:12,147 --> 00:12:13,380
LATKA:
Alex?
264
00:12:14,349 --> 00:12:15,850
Alex Reiger?
265
00:12:20,338 --> 00:12:22,773
If I were you,
I'd think of
something else.
266
00:12:26,979 --> 00:12:28,512
Um...
267
00:12:28,546 --> 00:12:33,667
Alex, I must talk
to you man-to-face.
268
00:12:33,701 --> 00:12:34,701
Yes.
269
00:12:36,438 --> 00:12:38,072
Yes, Latka.
270
00:12:38,106 --> 00:12:41,742
Last night, Mama
come home very late.
271
00:12:41,776 --> 00:12:43,294
Yes, I-I know. I know.
272
00:12:43,328 --> 00:12:45,529
And I ask her
where she been.
273
00:12:45,564 --> 00:12:47,431
She did not
want to tell me,
274
00:12:47,466 --> 00:12:48,999
but I make her.
275
00:12:49,033 --> 00:12:50,851
She told you everything?
276
00:12:50,886 --> 00:12:52,853
Everything.
277
00:12:52,888 --> 00:12:55,656
Oh, listen, Latka,
please, I can explain.
278
00:12:55,690 --> 00:12:58,876
You don't need
to explain... Daddy.
279
00:13:08,403 --> 00:13:10,671
I think we really have
to talk about this, Latka.
280
00:13:10,705 --> 00:13:12,806
You know, Alex,
if there was anyone
281
00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:14,741
in the world for me
to choose for my father,
282
00:13:14,776 --> 00:13:15,842
I would choose you.
283
00:13:15,877 --> 00:13:18,145
Oh, well, that's
really very nice.
284
00:13:18,180 --> 00:13:20,931
Latka, come over here
and pick up your work order.
285
00:13:20,965 --> 00:13:22,683
Okay, coming, Louie.
286
00:13:22,717 --> 00:13:23,817
See you later, Papa.
287
00:13:27,572 --> 00:13:30,657
Hey, Alex, you and Latka's
mother getting serious?
288
00:13:30,691 --> 00:13:31,942
Of course not.
289
00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:34,845
Hello, Alexander.
290
00:13:37,649 --> 00:13:39,750
It's not what
you're thinking.
291
00:13:39,784 --> 00:13:41,669
No, it's probably
a lot better.
292
00:13:43,538 --> 00:13:45,523
Uh, You guys got
something better to do?
293
00:13:45,557 --> 00:13:46,189
No.
294
00:13:46,224 --> 00:13:47,324
Then do it!
295
00:13:49,794 --> 00:13:52,914
We are going to be
so happy together.
296
00:13:52,948 --> 00:13:57,084
Mama cook, Alex read paper,
I mow the lawn, oh...
297
00:13:57,119 --> 00:14:00,654
( speaking native language )
298
00:14:00,688 --> 00:14:01,923
Can I have a puppy?
299
00:14:01,957 --> 00:14:04,591
Latka, what
you speak?
300
00:14:04,626 --> 00:14:05,592
I no marry Alex.
301
00:14:05,627 --> 00:14:06,593
No, no, no,
of course not.
302
00:14:06,628 --> 00:14:08,595
Look, Latka, your mother's
is a wonderful woman,
303
00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:10,597
but I... I don't
want to marry her.
304
00:14:10,632 --> 00:14:14,367
What! No marry?
305
00:14:14,402 --> 00:14:17,805
No, ( speakingnative language )
306
00:14:17,839 --> 00:14:22,076
But, Mama, if you play
nik-nik with Alex,
307
00:14:22,110 --> 00:14:24,411
then you must marry.
308
00:14:24,445 --> 00:14:27,414
It's the only way
to save the family honor.
309
00:14:27,448 --> 00:14:29,100
Oh, goat droppings.
310
00:14:31,703 --> 00:14:33,604
No marry.
311
00:14:33,638 --> 00:14:35,522
No goat
droppings.
312
00:14:35,556 --> 00:14:36,724
You... you must.
313
00:14:36,758 --> 00:14:37,391
No.
314
00:14:37,425 --> 00:14:38,375
Yes.
315
00:14:38,410 --> 00:14:39,109
No.
316
00:14:39,143 --> 00:14:42,396
If you don't
marry Alex,
317
00:14:42,431 --> 00:14:45,833
then you're...
you're a kakbort.
318
00:14:47,636 --> 00:14:48,752
Mama!
319
00:14:48,786 --> 00:14:50,787
Latka, ( speakingnative language )
320
00:14:54,526 --> 00:14:58,312
( speaking native language )
321
00:15:05,470 --> 00:15:07,487
( continues speakingnative language )
322
00:15:23,588 --> 00:15:26,590
I'm sorry, Mama.
323
00:15:26,624 --> 00:15:28,925
Ooh... ( speakingnative language )
324
00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:31,529
It's okay, Alex.
325
00:15:31,563 --> 00:15:33,313
Oh, uh, what did you tell him?
326
00:15:33,348 --> 00:15:35,466
She told me how
lonely she'd been
327
00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:37,401
since father died
328
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:39,136
and I forgive her.
329
00:15:39,170 --> 00:15:41,839
Hey, that's terrific, Latka.
330
00:15:41,873 --> 00:15:43,824
But you, Mr. Reiger,
331
00:15:43,858 --> 00:15:46,460
you, I never forgive.
332
00:15:46,494 --> 00:15:49,680
We are no longer friends.
333
00:15:51,299 --> 00:15:52,582
Sorry, Alex.
334
00:15:52,617 --> 00:15:54,317
Latka...
Latka, Latka.
335
00:16:07,632 --> 00:16:08,899
Look!
336
00:16:08,933 --> 00:16:11,969
I don't know what's exactly
going on here, Reiger,
337
00:16:12,003 --> 00:16:14,271
and I don't want
to make a judgment
338
00:16:14,305 --> 00:16:16,740
about who's right
and who's wrong.
339
00:16:16,775 --> 00:16:19,143
But I just want you
to remember one thing:
340
00:16:19,177 --> 00:16:21,845
My mother's
off-limits.
341
00:17:16,451 --> 00:17:18,419
Hello, Latka.
342
00:17:18,453 --> 00:17:19,453
Hello.
343
00:17:20,655 --> 00:17:23,290
I was looking
all over for you.
344
00:17:23,325 --> 00:17:24,592
That so?
345
00:17:27,028 --> 00:17:28,462
How you doing?
346
00:17:28,497 --> 00:17:30,331
What's it to me?
347
00:17:34,752 --> 00:17:35,952
Can I sit down?
348
00:17:35,986 --> 00:17:37,371
Free country.
349
00:17:40,008 --> 00:17:43,444
Latka, I think
we have to talk.
350
00:17:43,478 --> 00:17:45,312
I know what you're
going to say.
351
00:17:45,347 --> 00:17:47,414
( speaking native language )
352
00:17:50,585 --> 00:17:53,887
I wanted to say that, um...
353
00:17:53,921 --> 00:17:55,255
I'm deeply sorry
354
00:17:55,290 --> 00:17:56,890
that you were hurt
by what happened
355
00:17:56,924 --> 00:17:58,125
between your mother and me.
356
00:17:58,159 --> 00:17:59,493
I knew it.
357
00:18:01,162 --> 00:18:04,064
Look, Latka, what your mother
and I did was indiscreet.
358
00:18:04,099 --> 00:18:08,168
You mean,
not even indoors?
359
00:18:08,203 --> 00:18:09,769
No, no, no, no, no.
360
00:18:09,804 --> 00:18:14,625
Latka, look, what
I'm trying to say is
361
00:18:14,659 --> 00:18:16,627
that I know through your eyes
362
00:18:16,661 --> 00:18:19,296
what happened between
your mother and me was wrong.
363
00:18:19,330 --> 00:18:20,497
But what happened between
364
00:18:20,531 --> 00:18:23,917
a woman by the name of Greta
Gravas and me was not wrong.
365
00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:31,859
May I?
366
00:18:36,063 --> 00:18:39,199
( grunting )
367
00:18:39,233 --> 00:18:40,501
What is that?
368
00:18:40,535 --> 00:18:42,168
Brefinish. I make myself.
369
00:18:42,203 --> 00:18:46,690
Make a good anti-freeze,
let me tell you.
370
00:18:46,724 --> 00:18:48,759
No, eats... eats the pipes.
371
00:18:48,793 --> 00:18:50,494
Oh!
372
00:18:52,364 --> 00:18:54,965
Look, Latka, Latka,
what do you say...
373
00:18:54,999 --> 00:18:56,534
What do you say
we just shake hands, okay?
374
00:18:56,568 --> 00:18:57,901
Okay.
375
00:18:57,935 --> 00:18:59,370
Then we're
friends again?
376
00:18:59,404 --> 00:19:02,239
No, no, not friends.
377
00:19:02,274 --> 00:19:04,175
We just shook hands,
that makes us friends,
378
00:19:04,209 --> 00:19:05,176
doesn't it?
379
00:19:05,210 --> 00:19:06,577
Not in my country.
380
00:19:06,611 --> 00:19:09,046
Only one thing means
friendship between two men--
381
00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:11,415
when they do this
to each other.
382
00:19:15,687 --> 00:19:16,753
I guess that seems
383
00:19:16,788 --> 00:19:19,623
a lot friendlier
than shaking hands.
384
00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:21,825
Latka, why can't
you forgive me?
385
00:19:21,859 --> 00:19:24,428
Because you have shamed
the name of Gravas.
386
00:19:24,462 --> 00:19:26,613
Was it that bad?
387
00:19:26,648 --> 00:19:27,964
Look, why you do this?
388
00:19:27,999 --> 00:19:30,200
I would not do it
to your mother.
389
00:19:30,235 --> 00:19:31,618
My mother's 67 years old.
390
00:19:31,652 --> 00:19:35,222
Then not do for sure.
391
00:19:37,292 --> 00:19:39,159
Latka, look, I like you.
392
00:19:39,193 --> 00:19:41,094
I... to be friends
with you again.
393
00:19:41,129 --> 00:19:43,130
Well, I like you,
too, Alex,
394
00:19:43,164 --> 00:19:44,798
but we can never
be friends.
395
00:19:44,832 --> 00:19:45,966
What are you
talking about?
396
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,033
We work in the same place.
397
00:19:47,068 --> 00:19:48,201
We see each other every day.
398
00:19:48,236 --> 00:19:49,737
Come on, you'll
get over this.
399
00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:51,538
Of course we can
be friends again.
400
00:19:51,573 --> 00:19:53,407
No.
401
00:19:54,909 --> 00:19:57,077
You mean to say that we'll
never go to breakfast
402
00:19:57,111 --> 00:19:58,345
with each other ever again?
403
00:19:58,380 --> 00:20:00,013
Never.
404
00:20:01,449 --> 00:20:04,951
We'll never be able to play
poker together ever again?
405
00:20:04,985 --> 00:20:07,621
Never.
406
00:20:07,655 --> 00:20:10,257
You'll never come
to my house
407
00:20:10,291 --> 00:20:11,525
to watch football?
408
00:20:11,559 --> 00:20:12,860
No, never.
409
00:20:12,894 --> 00:20:14,194
( sniffling )
410
00:20:14,228 --> 00:20:16,496
Not even when the Dallas
cheerleaders are on?
411
00:20:16,531 --> 00:20:19,266
( sobbing )
412
00:20:21,036 --> 00:20:24,404
I sorry, Alex,
we cannot be friends.
413
00:20:24,438 --> 00:20:26,540
It's a question of honor.
414
00:20:26,574 --> 00:20:29,009
Without honor, a man is nothing.
415
00:20:29,044 --> 00:20:32,379
I'm sorry, but this
is how it must be.
416
00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:36,399
There's nothing I can
do to change that?
417
00:20:36,434 --> 00:20:37,968
Nothing.
418
00:20:40,905 --> 00:20:44,340
Well, I guess
that's it, then.
419
00:20:44,375 --> 00:20:46,810
Good-bye, Latka.
420
00:20:46,844 --> 00:20:48,111
Good-bye.
421
00:20:53,117 --> 00:20:54,350
( sighs )
422
00:20:56,754 --> 00:20:57,721
Wait!
423
00:20:57,755 --> 00:20:59,756
Maybe is one solution.
424
00:20:59,791 --> 00:21:01,992
What?
425
00:21:02,026 --> 00:21:04,394
You and I could globnik.
426
00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:06,246
What?
427
00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:08,498
Well, is custom in my country,
428
00:21:08,532 --> 00:21:11,468
when two friends cannot agree,
they globnik.
429
00:21:11,502 --> 00:21:13,554
Well, what does that mean?
430
00:21:13,588 --> 00:21:15,605
It's hard to explain.
431
00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:19,610
Here, look it up.
432
00:21:19,644 --> 00:21:20,644
Globnik?
433
00:21:22,146 --> 00:21:23,279
Globnik.
434
00:21:23,314 --> 00:21:24,648
Glbonik.
435
00:21:24,682 --> 00:21:30,737
Garfnog, giffort...glab, globnik.
436
00:21:30,772 --> 00:21:32,105
Here it is, globnik.
437
00:21:32,139 --> 00:21:33,673
"From glob, to disappear.
438
00:21:33,708 --> 00:21:34,925
"Intransitive verb.
439
00:21:34,959 --> 00:21:39,279
To pretend or assume some event
or occurrence never took place."
440
00:21:41,065 --> 00:21:42,782
You think that would do it?
441
00:21:42,816 --> 00:21:44,384
I mean, just pretend
it never happened?
442
00:21:44,419 --> 00:21:45,869
Pretend what never happened?
443
00:21:52,494 --> 00:21:53,410
Beats me.
444
00:21:53,444 --> 00:21:54,494
Me, too.
445
00:21:57,164 --> 00:21:58,866
Well, back to work.
446
00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:01,034
Yep, I'll, um...
I'll, I'll see you.
447
00:22:01,068 --> 00:22:02,152
Okay, bye.
448
00:22:25,093 --> 00:22:27,010
Okay, Latka, your deal.
449
00:22:27,044 --> 00:22:28,378
Thank you
very much.
450
00:22:28,412 --> 00:22:30,313
Latka love poker.
451
00:22:30,347 --> 00:22:33,717
Abbee, abbee, abbee, abbee,
452
00:22:33,751 --> 00:22:36,953
dabbee, dabbee, dabbee, dabbee,
453
00:22:36,987 --> 00:22:40,023
eicky, eicky, eicky, eicky,
454
00:22:40,058 --> 00:22:43,226
bicky, bicky, bicky, bicky,
455
00:22:43,261 --> 00:22:48,631
eh... sappee, sappee,sappee, sappee.
456
00:22:50,034 --> 00:22:51,985
I'll take dabbee.
457
00:22:52,019 --> 00:22:55,288
Okay, uh, abbee, dabbee.
458
00:22:55,323 --> 00:22:57,458
BOBBY:
Give me dabbee.
459
00:22:57,492 --> 00:22:58,792
Abbee, dabbee.
460
00:22:58,827 --> 00:23:00,110
Eicky for me.
461
00:23:00,144 --> 00:23:03,846
Abbee, dabbee, eicky.
462
00:23:03,881 --> 00:23:06,749
And dealer take bicky.
463
00:23:06,784 --> 00:23:08,618
Abbee, dabbee,eicky, bicky.
464
00:23:08,652 --> 00:23:12,655
Okay, I open one kripkee.
465
00:23:12,690 --> 00:23:15,024
I'm in.
466
00:23:15,059 --> 00:23:19,379
I see your kripkeeand I raise akebel.
467
00:23:19,413 --> 00:23:24,651
Okay, big shots, I see you
and raise ten kebels.
468
00:23:24,686 --> 00:23:26,185
Hey, get this, Latka.
469
00:23:26,220 --> 00:23:28,755
I bet he's drawing
to an inside rebelyek.
470
00:23:30,441 --> 00:23:32,008
I'll see that.
471
00:23:32,043 --> 00:23:34,444
Yeah, yeah, I'm in.
472
00:23:34,478 --> 00:23:35,228
Call.
473
00:23:35,262 --> 00:23:37,114
Okay. What you
got, Bobby?
474
00:23:37,148 --> 00:23:38,181
Yeah, what do
you got, Bobby?
475
00:23:38,216 --> 00:23:42,119
A pair of dorfnickis.
476
00:23:44,021 --> 00:23:46,889
I just missed my royal pipik.
477
00:23:46,924 --> 00:23:49,542
All right,
three yadabis.
478
00:23:49,577 --> 00:23:50,543
Hold it!
479
00:23:50,578 --> 00:23:52,746
A full flerm.
480
00:23:52,780 --> 00:23:53,597
Full ferm?
481
00:24:00,388 --> 00:24:03,122
( theme music playing )
482
00:24:27,498 --> 00:24:29,032
WOMAN:
Good night, Mr. Walters.
483
00:24:29,066 --> 00:24:30,266
( Walters grunts )
35106
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof