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Louie.
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Huh?
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Louie.
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Listen, I have a bad cavity
in my tooth.
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So is it okay if I leave early
and go to the dentist?
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The dentist.
Yeah.
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That reminds
me of a story I
heard yesterday.
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Yeah?
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This guy goes
into the dentist's office
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and he says to the nurse,
he says, "Nurse, me and my wife
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"are having
very bad sexual problems.
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So could I please make
an appointment?"
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So the nurse says, "Oh, sir,
you don't need a dentist.
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You need a psychologist."
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And he said, "No, no, nurse,
I need a dentist.
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With my wife,
it's like pulling teeth."
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So that means it's all right
to go to the dentist?
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No, no, no way.
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Okay, now get back
to work, Latka.
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TONY:
Hey, fellas.
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ELAINE:
Hi, Tony.
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Did you have a good weekend?
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Nah, I went on a blind date,
and I hate blind dates.
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So what did you
go on one for?
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Sort of a favor to Bobby.
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See, he had
this really terrific date
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with this really terrific girl,
and she had a cousin
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who she didn't want
to leave home
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so I had to go along.
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Well, what do you mean
you had to go along?
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Well, you know, Bobby's
sort of my best friend.
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I couldn't let him down.
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Well, why not? I mean, just
'cause he's your best friend
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doesn't mean you have to do
everything he wants you to do.
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Of course, it does.
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That's exactly what it means.
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When I was a kid, I had
this best friend, Bob McDaniel.
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Whenever either one of us
needed anything,
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the other would come a-running,
no matter what.
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We even had a special call
we made up.
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I still remember it.
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Yak-yak-yak-a-bye.
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Yak-a-bye.
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Yak-a-bye.
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Nobody panic.
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Where is the yakabye?
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No.
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No, Latka. No Yakabye.
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Oh, it's a false alarm?
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Uh-huh.
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It's okay, no Yakabye.
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Hi, Latka.
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Hello.
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Oh, too bad--
you miss Yakabye drill.
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Shucks.
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Hey, so you really had
a good time on your date?
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Oh, Alex, Dominique
is one terrific lady.
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Yeah?
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I haven't felt this way
about a girl in a long time.
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Oh, that's terrific.
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Hey, how about you, Tony?
How was your date?
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I don't want
to talk about it.
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Hey, what are you
talking about?
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I thought you two
had a lot in common.
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Why? 'Cause she wanted
to be a boxer?
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I never want to see her again
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especially in the ring--
I wouldn't have a chance.
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Hey, Banta, telephone.
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Hey, you guys
want to come over
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to my house Sunday
and watch the big game?
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Hey, hey,
that's an idea.
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Oh, I'd love to, but I'm taking
the kids to the movies.
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Oh, Suzanne and I
have plans too.
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Hey, Latka, you want to watch
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the football game
in my apartment?
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Okay, thank you.
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It's better than watching it
on television.
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I'll explain it to him later.
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Hey, guess what, guys!
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I'm fighting tomorrow,
out of town.
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Where you fighting?
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I'm fighting in Scranton.
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I'm fighting the state champ.
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Hey, Pennsylvania's
supposed to be
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a really tough boxing state,
isn't it?
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Oh, no, no, no. I'm fighting the
state champ of New hampshire.
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Do they have a lot of
middleweights in New Hampshire?
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Three. The guy I'm fighting
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just took the title away
from his father.
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You're not just
fighting a champ--
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you're fighting a whole dynasty.
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Yeah, that's right.
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Hey, I got to go to the gym,
pick up my stuff
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cancel the paper.
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Hey, Bobby,
will you feed my fish?
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Uh, Tony, I...
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I'll bring them
to your place.
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Don't worry, man!
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A pinch of food
every morning.
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Yeah, but Tony, I don't know
anything about fish.
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There's nothing to it, man.
Ten seconds a day.
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Why don't you ask somebody else
to do it all right?
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I'm asking you.
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I do a lot of stuff for you.
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Can't you do one little thing
for me?
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All right,
give me your fish.
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You're going to love them.
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Now listen, make sure you feed
them every day
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because me and my fish
go back a long way.
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I mean almost four years.
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I bought them with the purse
from my first big win-- $3.00.
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Wow.
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I got to go. See ya.
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Get 'em, Tony!
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So long, Tony.
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Tony!
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Oh...
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Oh, my.
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Oh, me, oh, my.
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Oh, I don't know
what to do.
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Oh, it's so bad.
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Wait, wait.
Does that hurt that bad?
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Yes.
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This is bad?
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Ow!
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All right, all right,
go to the...
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You better go to the dentist.
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Oh, thank you very much.
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You know, Louie, you know,
sometime people talk about you.
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They say bad things
about you.
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They say that you
are cheap and mean
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and cruel and nasty.
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( doorbell ringing )
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ALEX:
Hey, Bobby,
you in there? Bobby?
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He's not in there.
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Wait a minute, he usually leaves
the key out here somewhere.
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Ah, ah, there it is.
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I guess he must have
gone out for a while.
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Hey, Latka, why don't
you put the game on,
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and I'll stick this
in the fridge.
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Okay.
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I hope he went out
to shop.
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There's only a loaf
of old bread in here.
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We could have beer and toast.
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No, thank you.
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I'm trying to watch my babas.
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Hey, there he is.
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Come on, Bobby, you're
going to miss the kickoff.
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Hey, you just getting in?
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Yeah.
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You devil.
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No, it really wasn't like that.
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Dominique and I spent
the whole night talking.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, she told me
her life story, man.
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What a great girl!
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You know,
she turned down Warren Beatty.
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Imagine that.
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Me and Warren being
turned down by the same girl.
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Hey, you guys want some toast?
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ALEX:
Hey, come on, Bobby
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you're going to miss
a great game.
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You like football,
Latka?
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Well, you know, this football
is very confusing.
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What's confusing?
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Well, you see, because this team
here is called the Giants,
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but they are not bigger
than the other team.
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And also, this team
is called the Redskins,
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but they are almost all black.
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( phone ringing )
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Hello?
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Yeah... hey, it's Tony.
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Hey, wow, how you doing?
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Hey, let me talk.
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Here's Alex.
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Hey, Tony, how you doing?
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Yeah, how's Scranton?
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Oh, you took your camera,
that's great.
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Yeah, what?
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Really? And they're staying
at your hotel?
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Who? Who?
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The Platters.
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Hey, Tony, are those
the original Platters?
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Oh, just one cousin?
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Yeah, okay...
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Hey, listen, Tony--
drop that guy, you hear me?
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Drop him!
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Yeah, okay.
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No, here's Bob.
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So, champ, how you feeling?
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Yeah, yeah, the fish are fine.
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Yeah, the two of them.
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Look, you just worry
about the fight, okay?
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All right, now, listen
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the three of us
are really pulling for you, man.
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Okay, the five of us
are really pulling for you.
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Okay, now you do good, all
right?
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All right, all right,
come home a winner.
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All right, bye-bye.
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What a crazy guy.
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Yeah. Hey, Bobby, you're
missing a great game here.
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I'll be there.
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ALEX:
Oh, look
at that catch.
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Hey, Bobby, come here.
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You can see the replay.
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You know, in my country,
they don't have instant replay.
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They just make them
do it over again.
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That Tony, it's the biggest
fight of his career
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and he's worrying
about two dumb fish.
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Man, how can anybody care
about these things?
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Two little nothings.
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Just floating around
on their backs.
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They do move their fins,
you know, Bob?
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Uh-uh, not these.
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They're just lying there.
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Bobby, did you feed
those fish today?
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How could I?
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I was busy.
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You know, I just got home.
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Don't worry about it.
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I'll feed them now.
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I don't want
to go over there.
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Will you look at that?
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They're not even hungry.
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Come on,
roll over and eat.
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Come on!
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Oh, my God!
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What?
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They're dead, Bobby.
They're dead.
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Well, I guess it was
just their time, huh?
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Their time?
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Both of them, together?
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I don't know, I don't know.
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Maybe it was one of those
murder-suicide things.
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What's Bobby
going to do?
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I don't know.
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He just said stall Tony
until he gets here.
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Those fish really meant
a lot to Tony.
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He's going
to be heartbroken.
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I love it.
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Now, listen, Louie--
this is a very
sensitive situation.
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When Tony comes in
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if I hear you say one word,
like...
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Bobby killed your fish.
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That's right.
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Hey, what's happening, guys?
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Nothing.
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Oh, hi, Tony.
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Hey, how was the fight?
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Oh, I lost.
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It's all right, Elaine.
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The guy told me I gave him
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a much better fight
than his old man.
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Hey, so, where's Bobby?
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Huh, Bobby?
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He's... uh... he called.
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He's going to be a little late.
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So, how was Scranton?
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Man, was it cold.
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Half the time
I was frozen stiff.
261
00:11:10,184 --> 00:11:11,368
Speaking of stiffs...
262
00:11:11,402 --> 00:11:11,686
So...
263
00:11:13,972 --> 00:11:16,723
What have you got in the bag?
264
00:11:16,758 --> 00:11:18,258
Oh, wait till you see.
265
00:11:22,997 --> 00:11:24,581
It's a little castle.
266
00:11:24,616 --> 00:11:25,883
Oh.
267
00:11:25,917 --> 00:11:27,535
I bought it for my fish.
268
00:11:27,569 --> 00:11:30,238
You know, I think they can swim
in and out.
269
00:11:30,272 --> 00:11:32,607
I thought I'd surprise them.
270
00:11:32,641 --> 00:11:34,942
They're going
to love it, Tony.
271
00:11:34,976 --> 00:11:37,244
You see? It's got "Scranton"
on it and everything.
272
00:11:37,279 --> 00:11:39,913
You know
273
00:11:39,948 --> 00:11:42,083
I know it may seem
a little weird
274
00:11:42,117 --> 00:11:44,351
to care about them
the way I do,
275
00:11:44,386 --> 00:11:47,354
but I mean, to me,
them fish are like symbols.
276
00:11:47,389 --> 00:11:49,523
I mean, of, like, survival.
277
00:11:49,557 --> 00:11:52,860
If them little fish
can survive in this world
278
00:11:52,895 --> 00:11:53,928
than so can I.
279
00:11:53,962 --> 00:11:55,629
You know what I mean?
280
00:11:55,664 --> 00:11:57,865
I can't wait
to see them again.
281
00:11:57,899 --> 00:11:59,533
Hey, Alex, you saw
them yesterday.
282
00:11:59,567 --> 00:12:00,935
How did they look?
283
00:12:02,871 --> 00:12:05,872
Peaceful.
284
00:12:05,907 --> 00:12:07,274
Yeah, they're so easy-going.
285
00:12:07,308 --> 00:12:09,777
Hey, I'm going to put
this stuff away.
286
00:12:09,811 --> 00:12:11,479
I'll be back.
287
00:12:11,513 --> 00:12:15,683
Somebody has got to tell
him soon, for my sake.
288
00:12:15,717 --> 00:12:17,951
Boy, I'm really glad
I'm not Bobby.
289
00:12:17,986 --> 00:12:19,803
It's going to break
the guy's heart.
290
00:12:19,837 --> 00:12:22,739
This is great.
291
00:12:24,509 --> 00:12:25,876
Is he here yet?
292
00:12:25,910 --> 00:12:27,478
Where have you been?
293
00:12:27,512 --> 00:12:28,912
I had to go to four stores
294
00:12:28,947 --> 00:12:30,914
before I could find
two that matched exactly.
295
00:12:30,949 --> 00:12:32,416
ELAINE:
I just hope
this works.
296
00:12:32,451 --> 00:12:33,817
Hey, Bobby.
297
00:12:33,852 --> 00:12:35,086
Yeah, it's Bobby.
298
00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:36,187
Look at that.
299
00:12:36,221 --> 00:12:37,821
Hey, Tony, how'd the fight go?
300
00:12:37,856 --> 00:12:38,822
Oh, I lost.
301
00:12:38,857 --> 00:12:39,823
Oh, I'm sorry.
302
00:12:39,858 --> 00:12:40,824
Hey...
303
00:12:40,859 --> 00:12:42,159
They look great, huh?
304
00:12:42,194 --> 00:12:43,160
Yeah.
305
00:12:43,195 --> 00:12:45,129
Healthy, strong, happy, huh?
306
00:12:45,163 --> 00:12:46,663
Oh, gee, thanks, Bobby.
307
00:12:46,698 --> 00:12:47,664
Oh, forget it.
308
00:12:47,699 --> 00:12:48,832
No, I mean it.
309
00:12:48,867 --> 00:12:50,501
I really love these guys.
310
00:12:50,535 --> 00:12:53,204
I hope they get along
with my fish.
311
00:12:56,141 --> 00:12:57,074
Hey, where are they?
312
00:13:05,083 --> 00:13:06,117
Tony?
313
00:13:06,151 --> 00:13:07,451
Yeah.
314
00:13:07,485 --> 00:13:09,987
Uh, I-I-I-I got to tell you
something.
315
00:13:10,021 --> 00:13:11,104
What's that, Bob?
316
00:13:11,139 --> 00:13:15,542
Um, your fish...
uh, they didn't make it.
317
00:13:16,845 --> 00:13:18,211
What?
318
00:13:18,246 --> 00:13:21,381
Tony, I forgot to feed them
yesterday
319
00:13:21,416 --> 00:13:24,317
and when I came home
they were...
320
00:13:24,352 --> 00:13:26,170
My fish?
321
00:13:26,204 --> 00:13:29,006
Listen, I'd give anything
if it didn't happen, man.
322
00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:32,009
My fish are dead.
323
00:13:32,043 --> 00:13:35,162
Look, I know
it doesn't help much
324
00:13:35,196 --> 00:13:39,166
but I think they went
in their sleep.
325
00:13:42,187 --> 00:13:44,455
Where are they now?
326
00:13:44,489 --> 00:13:46,890
Did you flush them?
327
00:13:46,924 --> 00:13:48,809
I wouldn't do that, Tony.
328
00:13:48,844 --> 00:13:49,810
No, man.
329
00:13:49,845 --> 00:13:51,211
I saved them for you.
330
00:13:52,481 --> 00:13:54,749
I got them right here.
331
00:13:59,053 --> 00:14:00,921
You killed my fish.
332
00:14:00,955 --> 00:14:03,290
Hey, Tony, listen...
333
00:14:03,325 --> 00:14:06,327
if you want to slug me...
just not in the face.
334
00:14:06,361 --> 00:14:08,128
I got an audition.
335
00:14:12,033 --> 00:14:14,501
I don't want
to slug you, Bobby.
336
00:14:14,536 --> 00:14:18,606
I don't want to have
nothing to do with you, friend.
337
00:14:31,987 --> 00:14:34,822
Hey, Tony,
what did you book?
338
00:14:34,856 --> 00:14:38,942
He booked 90, fish killer.
339
00:14:38,976 --> 00:14:41,128
Hey, buddy, you need
a quarter? I got it.
340
00:14:52,757 --> 00:14:55,959
Hey, Tone, I got these two
tickets to the Islanders' game.
341
00:14:55,994 --> 00:14:57,494
I know how you really...
342
00:15:01,049 --> 00:15:03,250
Oh, he's
really grieving.
343
00:15:03,284 --> 00:15:05,919
I remember when our dog
Bootsie died.
344
00:15:05,954 --> 00:15:09,256
I was devastated
for years.
345
00:15:09,290 --> 00:15:10,590
How many?
346
00:15:10,625 --> 00:15:13,093
So far... 12.
347
00:15:18,783 --> 00:15:22,086
You know, Alex,
this is really too much.
348
00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:24,588
I mean, I know
I made a mistake--
349
00:15:24,622 --> 00:15:25,956
A big mistake.
350
00:15:25,990 --> 00:15:27,257
I mean, I really feel lousy
351
00:15:27,292 --> 00:15:28,925
about what happened
to Tony's fish.
352
00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:31,595
I mean I hate myself
when I do things like that--
353
00:15:31,629 --> 00:15:34,598
forgetting things,
not coming through for people,
354
00:15:34,632 --> 00:15:37,501
but jeez, how many times
do I have to apologize?
355
00:15:37,535 --> 00:15:40,404
Now, if he doesn't
want to be my friend,
well, that's fine with me.
356
00:15:40,438 --> 00:15:42,806
That's great, that's great.
It's over. Who needs him?
357
00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:44,174
You want me to talk to him?
358
00:15:44,209 --> 00:15:45,659
Would you, please?
359
00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:47,127
Yeah.
360
00:15:47,162 --> 00:15:49,663
Listen, why don't you tell
him to come over to my place
361
00:15:49,698 --> 00:15:51,098
and we'll sit down,
have some beers,
362
00:15:51,132 --> 00:15:53,300
and spend the evening together
and talk it out, okay?
363
00:15:53,334 --> 00:15:54,634
Okay.
364
00:15:54,669 --> 00:15:56,469
Oh, would you come with him?
365
00:15:56,504 --> 00:15:57,771
Yeah.
366
00:16:00,008 --> 00:16:01,408
Hey, Tony.
367
00:16:01,442 --> 00:16:02,559
Hey, Al.
368
00:16:02,593 --> 00:16:03,894
Listen,
Bobby's really hurting.
369
00:16:03,929 --> 00:16:05,229
He wants to patch it up.
370
00:16:05,263 --> 00:16:06,663
What do you say?
371
00:16:06,697 --> 00:16:07,915
I don't know, Alex.
372
00:16:07,949 --> 00:16:09,416
I mean, he really let me down.
373
00:16:09,450 --> 00:16:10,851
It's not just the fish.
374
00:16:10,886 --> 00:16:11,635
Yeah, yeah, I know, I know.
375
00:16:11,669 --> 00:16:13,387
Well, look, he's really
sorry for what he did.
376
00:16:13,421 --> 00:16:14,421
I mean, what could it hurt?
377
00:16:14,456 --> 00:16:15,589
You two sit down,
talk it out...
378
00:16:15,623 --> 00:16:16,824
Alex, I'm telling you--
379
00:16:16,858 --> 00:16:18,258
he really let me down this time.
380
00:16:18,292 --> 00:16:19,426
It ain't right.
381
00:16:19,461 --> 00:16:22,162
I'm not going to let him
get away with it.
382
00:16:22,196 --> 00:16:24,181
Look, he just wants you
to come over to his place
383
00:16:24,215 --> 00:16:25,482
and talk about it, that's all.
384
00:16:25,516 --> 00:16:26,750
Oh, yeah?
385
00:16:26,785 --> 00:16:28,902
Give me one good reason
why I should.
386
00:16:30,621 --> 00:16:35,058
Because I think the fish
would want it that way.
387
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:39,296
I guess you're right.
388
00:16:48,506 --> 00:16:49,906
Hey, we're a little early.
389
00:16:49,940 --> 00:16:51,508
He's probably
out buying food.
390
00:16:51,543 --> 00:16:53,477
You know, this is
a first for Bobby.
391
00:16:53,511 --> 00:16:54,911
When he comes to my place,
392
00:16:54,945 --> 00:16:58,282
not only doesn't he bring stuff,
he usually takes stuff home.
393
00:16:58,316 --> 00:16:59,983
Like once, he took a lamp.
394
00:17:01,586 --> 00:17:03,353
That one.
395
00:17:03,388 --> 00:17:04,888
Hey, there's a couple
of beers in here.
396
00:17:04,922 --> 00:17:06,156
You want one?
397
00:17:06,190 --> 00:17:06,941
Yeah.
398
00:17:06,975 --> 00:17:08,559
I can't believe this guy.
399
00:17:08,593 --> 00:17:11,061
He borrows stuff;
he never gives it back.
400
00:17:11,095 --> 00:17:13,230
There's my dumbbells,
there's my football
401
00:17:13,265 --> 00:17:14,565
and that's my clock.
402
00:17:14,599 --> 00:17:16,733
Well, he doesn't mean
anything by it.
403
00:17:16,768 --> 00:17:18,202
He's just forgetful.
That's the way he is.
404
00:17:18,236 --> 00:17:20,037
Yeah, but that's what
I'm talking about.
405
00:17:20,071 --> 00:17:21,572
I mean, you take Bobby--
406
00:17:21,606 --> 00:17:24,241
he treats me creepy,
he ignores me
407
00:17:24,276 --> 00:17:25,776
calls me stupid.
408
00:17:25,810 --> 00:17:27,911
I mean, what do I like him for?
409
00:17:27,945 --> 00:17:31,748
I mean, there are guys I don't
even like that treat me better.
410
00:17:31,783 --> 00:17:34,251
One guy I hate
treats me almost as good.
411
00:17:34,286 --> 00:17:35,919
I mean, what is it, Alex?
412
00:17:35,953 --> 00:17:38,221
I don't Tony. I don't know
what makes people friends.
413
00:17:38,256 --> 00:17:39,406
Hey...
414
00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:40,591
Look.
415
00:17:40,625 --> 00:17:42,593
He kept them two phonies
416
00:17:42,627 --> 00:17:46,263
he was trying to pass off
as George and Wanda.
417
00:17:46,297 --> 00:17:47,531
Poor little guys.
418
00:17:47,565 --> 00:17:50,601
I wonder if they know
their days are numbered.
419
00:17:50,635 --> 00:17:51,935
It's a dog's life.
420
00:17:51,969 --> 00:17:53,270
He makes me so mad
421
00:17:53,304 --> 00:17:55,606
I'd like to destroy
something of his.
422
00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:57,608
Something that
he really cares about
423
00:17:57,642 --> 00:17:59,610
so he'd know how I feel.
424
00:17:59,644 --> 00:18:00,878
His lucky shirt.
425
00:18:00,912 --> 00:18:02,045
Hey, Tony, don't.
426
00:18:02,079 --> 00:18:04,047
The one he wears
to all his auditions.
427
00:18:04,081 --> 00:18:05,048
Tony, you're going
to regret this...
428
00:18:05,082 --> 00:18:06,383
I'm ripping off a sleeve.
429
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:07,718
No, no, don't...
don't... don't!
430
00:18:07,752 --> 00:18:09,887
Hey, man, let me go!
431
00:18:09,921 --> 00:18:11,388
I can't.
432
00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:12,155
I knew you couldn't.
433
00:18:13,257 --> 00:18:16,493
Gee, I just remembered--
it's my shirt.
434
00:18:16,528 --> 00:18:18,678
You know, even if it wasn't my
shirt, man,
435
00:18:18,713 --> 00:18:20,447
I couldn't have done it anyway.
436
00:18:20,482 --> 00:18:22,049
I mean, it's like you said--
437
00:18:22,083 --> 00:18:25,519
a guy can do what he can do, and
he can't do what he can't do,
438
00:18:25,553 --> 00:18:27,721
so if a guy doesn't do
what he can't do,
439
00:18:27,755 --> 00:18:29,289
what are you going to do?
440
00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:38,082
I said that?
441
00:18:40,252 --> 00:18:42,285
( laughter )
442
00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:53,931
( clears throat )
443
00:18:53,965 --> 00:18:56,867
Hey, what are you guys
doing here?
444
00:18:56,901 --> 00:18:58,285
What are we doing here?
445
00:18:58,319 --> 00:19:00,687
You begged me to have Tony
come over here
446
00:19:00,721 --> 00:19:01,888
so you two
could sit down...
447
00:19:01,923 --> 00:19:03,224
Oh, no.
448
00:19:03,258 --> 00:19:05,559
Oh, no... was that tonight?
449
00:19:05,594 --> 00:19:08,562
Oh, geez, Tony,
I'm really sorry.
450
00:19:08,597 --> 00:19:10,531
How can I do this?
451
00:19:10,565 --> 00:19:11,882
I'll tell you how.
452
00:19:11,916 --> 00:19:14,284
Because you are irresponsible,
inconsiderate, undependable...
453
00:19:14,318 --> 00:19:15,386
Maybe I should leave.
454
00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:17,554
No, no, no,
Dominique, listen...
455
00:19:17,589 --> 00:19:20,090
Would you mind
just waiting in the bedroom?
456
00:19:20,124 --> 00:19:22,159
Open the door,
down the hall...
457
00:19:22,193 --> 00:19:24,227
it's nice to see
you again, Tony.
458
00:19:24,262 --> 00:19:25,262
Yeah. How's your cousin?
459
00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:27,230
She had
any good fights lately?
460
00:19:27,265 --> 00:19:28,565
No, not lately.
461
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:29,933
See you.
462
00:19:31,769 --> 00:19:33,069
Where was I?
463
00:19:33,103 --> 00:19:34,188
"Undependable."
464
00:19:34,222 --> 00:19:35,222
Right!
465
00:19:35,256 --> 00:19:36,857
Undependable, selfish,
insensitive...
466
00:19:36,891 --> 00:19:37,541
Hey, Alex?
Huh?
467
00:19:37,575 --> 00:19:38,792
Don't be so hard on him.
468
00:19:38,826 --> 00:19:40,527
He don't mean it.
He just forgets.
469
00:19:40,562 --> 00:19:42,729
How can you defend him?
470
00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:44,464
He killed
your fish!
471
00:19:44,498 --> 00:19:47,651
I murdered George and Wendy.
472
00:19:47,685 --> 00:19:48,752
George and Wanda!
473
00:19:48,786 --> 00:19:51,021
Wanda! The least you could do is
get their names straight! Wanda!
474
00:19:51,055 --> 00:19:51,805
Wanda...
Wanda.
475
00:19:51,839 --> 00:19:53,607
Don't be so hard on him.
476
00:19:53,641 --> 00:19:55,142
People are what they are.
You said it.
477
00:19:55,176 --> 00:19:57,278
Yeah, and I'm damn mad and
that's the way I am!
478
00:19:57,312 --> 00:19:58,545
And not just at him
479
00:19:58,580 --> 00:20:00,213
because you're just as
much to blame as he is.
480
00:20:00,247 --> 00:20:01,948
I mean, it's not as if
you didn't know
481
00:20:01,983 --> 00:20:03,283
how irresponsible he was.
482
00:20:03,318 --> 00:20:04,884
But you put your fish
in the hands of a man
483
00:20:04,919 --> 00:20:06,536
who can't even feed himself
half the time!
484
00:20:06,571 --> 00:20:08,755
Are you saying I had something
to do with killing my own fish?
485
00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:09,890
That's right!
486
00:20:09,924 --> 00:20:10,957
Hey, that's a crummy remark,
man.
487
00:20:10,992 --> 00:20:12,092
I think you should
take that back...
488
00:20:12,126 --> 00:20:13,026
Take it back? Why?
489
00:20:13,060 --> 00:20:14,377
It's true!
What are you talking about?
490
00:20:14,412 --> 00:20:15,045
I didn't kill my own fish.
491
00:20:15,079 --> 00:20:16,396
You know him!
Don't you?
492
00:20:16,430 --> 00:20:18,131
How can you possibly
put your fish in the...
493
00:20:18,166 --> 00:20:21,134
( all arguing )
494
00:20:21,169 --> 00:20:23,003
What do you want?!
495
00:20:23,037 --> 00:20:27,557
Listen, it's me
you're mad at, remember?
496
00:20:27,592 --> 00:20:28,809
Yeah.
497
00:20:28,843 --> 00:20:31,027
( Alex chuckles )
498
00:20:31,061 --> 00:20:32,862
It's... it's... it's...
499
00:20:32,897 --> 00:20:35,115
( Alex chuckling )
500
00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:37,017
( all chuckling )
501
00:20:39,353 --> 00:20:41,922
Wendy, Wanda.
502
00:20:41,956 --> 00:20:43,323
Oh...
503
00:20:43,357 --> 00:20:45,325
I love you guys.
504
00:20:45,359 --> 00:20:46,660
I can't believe this.
505
00:20:46,694 --> 00:20:47,995
Hey, listen.
Grab your coats.
506
00:20:48,029 --> 00:20:50,814
I'm going to take you out
for a steak dinner tonight.
507
00:20:50,848 --> 00:20:54,668
Steak and Lowenbrau--
just like the commercial.
508
00:20:54,703 --> 00:20:56,203
Wheeler...
509
00:20:56,237 --> 00:20:57,504
You're a genius.
510
00:20:57,539 --> 00:20:59,039
Yeah.
511
00:20:59,073 --> 00:21:00,924
And after dinner,
I know this scalper.
512
00:21:00,958 --> 00:21:04,093
He's going to get us three
tickets to the Knicks' game.
513
00:21:04,128 --> 00:21:05,261
Okay? Let's go.
514
00:21:05,296 --> 00:21:06,930
Let's go.
515
00:21:06,964 --> 00:21:08,598
Oh, my God.
516
00:21:08,633 --> 00:21:09,933
Huh?
517
00:21:09,967 --> 00:21:12,268
( stammering )
518
00:21:12,303 --> 00:21:13,269
Oh.
519
00:21:13,304 --> 00:21:14,438
Oh.
520
00:21:14,472 --> 00:21:16,606
I'm... just going to
have to tell Dominique
521
00:21:16,641 --> 00:21:19,375
that I'm spending the
evening with you guys.
522
00:21:19,410 --> 00:21:20,677
Hey, listen, Bobby...
523
00:21:20,711 --> 00:21:21,945
No, no, no, Alex...
524
00:21:21,979 --> 00:21:23,947
Alex, this is very
important to me.
525
00:21:23,981 --> 00:21:25,949
Now I said
we're going out tonight
526
00:21:25,983 --> 00:21:27,283
and I'm sticking to it.
527
00:21:27,318 --> 00:21:30,286
I got to stop
letting people down like this.
528
00:21:30,321 --> 00:21:32,288
From now on,
when I say something
529
00:21:32,323 --> 00:21:34,624
I'm going to do it,
and that's that!
530
00:21:34,659 --> 00:21:36,793
Hey, Bobby,
that's really great...
531
00:21:36,828 --> 00:21:37,961
No, no, no, man...
532
00:21:37,996 --> 00:21:40,297
I said we're going out
and we're going.
533
00:21:40,331 --> 00:21:43,801
and we're going to have
a great time too.
534
00:21:43,835 --> 00:21:45,803
Just give me a second.
535
00:21:45,837 --> 00:21:47,971
Yeah, sure, go ahead.
536
00:21:48,006 --> 00:21:50,073
( sighs )
537
00:21:52,143 --> 00:21:53,977
That was funny.
538
00:21:54,011 --> 00:21:55,678
( both chuckling )
539
00:22:01,285 --> 00:22:03,286
Oh, boy.
540
00:22:17,635 --> 00:22:20,637
( whistling )
541
00:22:38,723 --> 00:22:39,372
Hey!
542
00:22:44,328 --> 00:22:45,762
( whistles )
543
00:22:53,137 --> 00:22:55,021
( mumbling )
544
00:23:23,484 --> 00:23:26,619
Hey, Alex,
I got to do something.
545
00:23:26,654 --> 00:23:28,288
No, no, Tony, don't!
546
00:23:28,323 --> 00:23:30,657
There you go, guys.
547
00:23:37,798 --> 00:23:40,133
Hey, can I have your attention,
please, ladies and gentlemen?
548
00:23:40,168 --> 00:23:41,868
I have a presentation to make.
549
00:23:41,902 --> 00:23:44,704
For my best friend, Tony.
550
00:23:44,738 --> 00:23:46,173
For me?
551
00:23:52,513 --> 00:23:55,882
That's the most beautiful
thing I ever saw.
552
00:23:55,916 --> 00:23:58,135
He got my fish mounted.
553
00:24:05,793 --> 00:24:08,411
( theme music playing )
554
00:24:32,687 --> 00:24:34,153
WOMAN:
Night, Mr. Walters.
555
00:24:34,188 --> 00:24:35,522
( grunts )
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