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( theme music playing )
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LOUIE:
Let's go, Rieger.
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Heave the old tush
this way.
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Where's your
friend Burns?
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John? Out somewhere.
I don't know. Why?
Is it important?
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I want to give him a kiss.
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Oh.
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I got a driver
waiting for his cab
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who makes us a profit.
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Would you give him a break,
Louie?
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The guy just got married.
They're both in school.
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They need all the money
they can get.
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That's not for me to know.
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All right.
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A good dispatcher
has got to be
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impersonal,
separate, aloof.
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That's why you notice I never
fraternize with you drivers.
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I thought that was our choice.
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Just don't tell me
about the newlyweds
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and their hard times.
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I don't want to hear.
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I don't want to know.
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I don't give a damn.
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Just one thing
bothers me.
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What's that?
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Why hasn't the young couple
invited me to dinner?
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After all you've done for them.
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Okay, Latka,
now try this one.
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Are you hungry?
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Oh, polishing up
for tonight's
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dinner conversation, huh, Latka?
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Yes.
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I am so hungry
I could eat a dog.
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Not quite,
huh, Latka?
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No, Latka, it's not
"I could eat a dog."
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It's "I could
eat a horse."
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Eat horse?
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Echhh!
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You'd rather
eat a dog?
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Okay, Latka, come on.
Back to work.
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Now, let's say
you walk in, okay?
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You walk in,
and you look around,
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and you say...
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Please pass the salt.
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No, Latka.
You look around,
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and you say, "My, what
a lovely apartment."
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My, what
a lovely apartment.
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Please pass the salt.
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No. Soon. Soon.
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He likes salt.
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Okay, now,
let's say that you walk in,
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and they put you
at the table, right?
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And they give
you some food,
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and they say,
"Are you hungry?"
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And you say,
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"I'm so hungry
I could eat a..."
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Cow.
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No.
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Uh... bear?
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No.
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Please pass the salt.
Pass the salt.
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I was waiting
for that.
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Hi, fellas.
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Hi, John.
Hi, John.
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Guys, you ready
for tonight?
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Oh, are we ever.
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You hungry, Latka?
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I'm so hungry
I could eat a horse.
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Echhh!
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Burns.
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Uh-oh.
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Get over here.
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Here you go.
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Burns, I got a pencil
in my hand,
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and I'm writing down the words,
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"Dinner... with... Burns."
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Now, all I have to write down
is when.
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Oh, well, Louie,
you see, right now...
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When?
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Look, Louie, this isn't right.
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I mean, down here you're my
boss, and I do what you say.
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But who I have in my home
is my own business,
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and I won't be pressured
about it.
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All right.
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All right.
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I wasn't going to come,
you know.
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All I wanted was an invitation.
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All you had to say
was, "Louie, come."
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And I would say,
"Thanks, but no,
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because I make it a policy never
to fraternize with the help."
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But no! You couldn't even do me
that little courtesy.
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You hurt me, Burns.
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Uh... Louie...
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Would you come to dinner
with Elaine next week?
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I'd be delighted.
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It's 8:00 p.m.?
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SUZANNE:
John, would
you taste this?
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Oh, sure.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh!
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I burned my tongue.
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Let me kiss it
and make it better.
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Mmm...
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Gee, I can hardly wait
for my first sunburn.
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( knocking )
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There they are.
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Okay.
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Uh... okay.
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Welcome.
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Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
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Hi, Latka.
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Hi.
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My, what a lovely apartment.
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Oh, thanks, Latka.
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Oh, these are for you.
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Oh, thanks.
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I think I've got a vase.
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Want wine?
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I make myself.
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Thanks, Latka.
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Hey, look, honey,
homemade wine.
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Oh, great. Is it
red or white?
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Brown!
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I'll open it.
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Dinner is almost ready.
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Are you guys hungry?
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Are you kidding?
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I could eat a horse.
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What's wrong?
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I think
I stole his line.
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I'm sorry, Latka.
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( speaking native language )
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I said
I'm sorry, Latka.
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Okeydoke.
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I'll pour us four glasses
of Latka's wonderful, uh...
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different, huh?
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I made with...
I made with honey.
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Oh, really?
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How unusual.
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Yeah, it goes
equally as well
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with fish or meat
or... waffles.
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Oh, uh, does anyone know
a really long toast?
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Vootka!
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That's it, huh?
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Well, good luck.
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Hey, that's not bad.
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Good, Latka.
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You know,
I sort of like it.
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More?
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No.
That's enough. Thank you.
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( phone ringing )
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Honey,
you serve this.
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I'll get that.
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Start without me.
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Gentlemen,
dinner is served.
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Oh, thank you.
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Could you please
pass the salt?
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Thank you.
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I'm sorry.
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I swear it will
never happen again.
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Never.
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Mmm!
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You must give me your recipe,
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my dear.
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It's just a salad, Latka.
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You must give me recipe.
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I think you'd better.
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Lettuce and tomato.
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Thank you very much.
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Daddy says hello.
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Oh. Anything new?
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No.
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Suzanne's parents
have just been great.
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Do you know
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they pay our rent?
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Oh, was that a secret?
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Something wrong, Suzanne?
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No! No, it's nothing.
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Will you stop,
Suzanne?
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Come on.
What is it?
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Later, okay?
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Fine.
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( thumping )
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( banging )
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Boy, I sure love
these little tomatoes.
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I used to hate the little guys,
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but then, one day, boom,
I love them.
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Just like that.
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I still hate big tomatoes.
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Look, I'm all out
of tomato banter.
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Can we try something else?
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Oh, I'm sorry. I got
some upsetting news.
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If you want us to leave,
it's okay.
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No, no, Alex. We
wouldn't think of it.
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Honey, this is Alex.
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We have nothing
to hide from him...
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or Latka.
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( speaking native language )
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Come on, honey.
You'll feel better.
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All right.
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Well, my folks just bought
a condominium in Florida.
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Oh, honey, that's okay.
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That's not it.
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They're moving in two weeks.
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Oh, honey, that's okay.
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That's not it either!
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They won't be paying
our rent anymore.
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Suzanne, what are we
going to do?
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I don't know.
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( banging )
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Gee whiz, Suzanne
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Why did you have
to tell us now for?
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John, you told me to!
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Yeah, but you knew
what it was.
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You like cauliflower?
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I always hated cauliflower.
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There. You see
what you did?
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He's gone back
to vegetables.
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Listen, I know this
is serious, but...
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No, Alex. You
don't understand.
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We're wiped out.
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We counted on her
parents' money
to get by.
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We're down
to the bone
as it is.
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And now, with this
drop in our income,
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I don't know
how we're
going to make it.
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Suzanne might have
to quit school...
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Why don't you quit school?
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Why should I quit school?
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Me?!
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Yes, you!
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I'm not saying you should be
the one to quit school.
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Oh, yeah?
I'm just saying
it's an open question.
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Yeah. We both have plans
for our careers.
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I want to be a nurse,
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and you want
to be a... forest ranger.
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Forestry!
It's called forestry!
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I'll get a degree
just like a nurse,
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and then I'll go
to graduate school, and then...
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Then you'll go out
and save Bambi's mother.
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Boy, you make me mad!
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You make me want to, uh...
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Melmac. You see that?
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Ever since I married you,
I'm too poor
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to even get
mad good.
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Excuse me.
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Excuse me, too.
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I'm sorry about this, Alex,
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but I just got
to get out of here
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and take a walk.
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Come on, Latka.
I think we'd better go.
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Eh, wait... wait a minute.
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Yes?
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Let's do this again sometime.
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Hey, Alex, what's going on?
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Oh, money trouble.
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A little short, huh?
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No, a little long.
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You wouldn't think
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that having too much money
would be a problem, would you?
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No.
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Well, it is. A big one.
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How do you get it?
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Get what?
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Alex has too much money.
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Aw...
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No, no. That's not
what I'm talking about.
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Why don't you
tell us about it, Alex.
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It's not really my problem.
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A couple of friends of mine
have money troubles
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and, well, I think
I can help them.
270
00:12:01,536 --> 00:12:04,638
I just don't know
whether I should help them.
271
00:12:04,706 --> 00:12:06,039
Do we know them?
272
00:12:06,107 --> 00:12:07,708
Well, what's the difference?
273
00:12:07,775 --> 00:12:10,244
Well, if we know them,
we can all help out.
274
00:12:10,312 --> 00:12:11,745
How much do they need?
275
00:12:11,813 --> 00:12:13,196
$2,500.
276
00:12:13,264 --> 00:12:15,232
I don't think we know them.
277
00:12:18,637 --> 00:12:19,570
Hey...
278
00:12:19,638 --> 00:12:20,571
Hi.
279
00:12:20,639 --> 00:12:22,439
Oh, John.
280
00:12:22,507 --> 00:12:24,275
You don't look so good.
281
00:12:24,342 --> 00:12:26,944
Well, I've been driving
16 hours straight,
282
00:12:27,012 --> 00:12:30,081
I've got impossible problems,
and my marriage is over.
283
00:12:30,149 --> 00:12:33,885
Well, in that case,
you don't look so bad.
284
00:12:33,952 --> 00:12:35,185
John, don't talk that way.
285
00:12:35,253 --> 00:12:37,020
You just had
a little disagreement
286
00:12:37,088 --> 00:12:38,388
with Suzanne,
that's all.
287
00:12:38,457 --> 00:12:39,890
No. It's more than that.
288
00:12:39,958 --> 00:12:41,224
I mean it.
289
00:12:41,292 --> 00:12:42,726
After you left,
290
00:12:42,794 --> 00:12:45,228
we cleared the table
in silence.
291
00:12:45,296 --> 00:12:48,065
In silence, we made the bed.
292
00:12:48,132 --> 00:12:52,603
And then, in silence,
we went straight to sleep.
293
00:12:52,671 --> 00:12:55,222
Sounds like a nice,
quiet evening.
294
00:12:55,290 --> 00:12:56,540
Straight to sleep.
295
00:12:56,608 --> 00:12:59,042
Do you hear what
I'm saying, Alex?
296
00:12:59,110 --> 00:13:01,746
For the first time
in our married life
297
00:13:01,813 --> 00:13:04,882
Suzanne and I
went straight to sleep.
298
00:13:04,949 --> 00:13:08,585
Yeah, well, some people
like the mornings.
299
00:13:08,653 --> 00:13:11,805
This morning we went
straight to work.
300
00:13:11,873 --> 00:13:15,175
John, are you sure you want
to talk about this
301
00:13:15,243 --> 00:13:16,927
because I for one, can live
without it.
302
00:13:16,995 --> 00:13:19,930
Straight to sleep,
after one month of marriage.
303
00:13:19,998 --> 00:13:22,266
I didn't figure
that would happen
304
00:13:22,334 --> 00:13:24,335
for ten or 20 years.
305
00:13:24,402 --> 00:13:28,055
Well, John, sometimes
people just aren't in the mood.
306
00:13:28,123 --> 00:13:30,557
Look, we were
always in the mood.
307
00:13:30,625 --> 00:13:33,060
Maybe some couples
don't... every night,
308
00:13:33,128 --> 00:13:34,561
but we did,
309
00:13:34,629 --> 00:13:37,548
and it meant something
very special to us
310
00:13:37,616 --> 00:13:40,551
and, last night,
when we didn't...
311
00:13:40,619 --> 00:13:42,553
I really missed it.
312
00:13:44,222 --> 00:13:46,991
John, you know, maybe I'm
not the one to give advice.
313
00:13:47,059 --> 00:13:50,360
I mean, my marriage didn't
last that long itself,
314
00:13:50,428 --> 00:13:52,229
but one thing
I'm really sure about.
315
00:13:52,297 --> 00:13:54,865
There's two words
that can fix
just about anything
316
00:13:54,933 --> 00:13:57,351
that goes wrong
in a marriage--
317
00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:58,352
"I'm sorry."
318
00:13:58,420 --> 00:14:00,771
"I'm sorry."
319
00:14:00,839 --> 00:14:02,722
I thought
of that myself.
320
00:14:02,790 --> 00:14:05,176
I'm going to go
home right now.
321
00:14:05,244 --> 00:14:06,710
Thanks a lot, Elaine.
322
00:14:08,113 --> 00:14:09,263
I'm proud of you.
323
00:14:09,331 --> 00:14:10,564
Just say the words.
324
00:14:10,632 --> 00:14:11,832
Be nice.
325
00:14:11,899 --> 00:14:14,901
Just one thing.
How do I get her to say it?
326
00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:28,949
Suzanne, I'm sorry.
327
00:14:29,017 --> 00:14:30,351
I'm sorry.
328
00:14:30,418 --> 00:14:31,419
I'm so sorry.
329
00:14:31,569 --> 00:14:32,936
Oh, I'm sorry. too.
330
00:14:33,004 --> 00:14:34,771
Oh.
331
00:14:39,144 --> 00:14:41,078
Let's not fight anymore.
332
00:14:41,146 --> 00:14:43,147
We're so silly.
333
00:14:43,214 --> 00:14:45,115
I know.
334
00:14:45,183 --> 00:14:46,616
But now
it's all behind us.
335
00:14:46,684 --> 00:14:47,984
Right.
336
00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:49,053
Right.
337
00:14:52,357 --> 00:14:54,291
Except for one thing.
338
00:14:54,359 --> 00:14:55,792
Oh? What's that?
339
00:14:55,860 --> 00:14:57,794
Well, we're
still too poor
340
00:14:57,862 --> 00:15:00,447
for both of us
to go to school.
341
00:15:00,515 --> 00:15:01,715
Yeah.
342
00:15:01,782 --> 00:15:03,250
Look, Suzanne,
343
00:15:03,318 --> 00:15:05,152
I have an idea.
344
00:15:05,220 --> 00:15:08,055
Now, this may sound crazy...
345
00:15:08,122 --> 00:15:12,526
but, but, but let's not
think about school, okay?
346
00:15:12,594 --> 00:15:15,195
We'll think about something
entirely different--
347
00:15:15,263 --> 00:15:16,697
something else--
348
00:15:16,765 --> 00:15:19,266
and then maybe,
when we're involved
349
00:15:19,334 --> 00:15:21,569
in an entirely
different matter,
350
00:15:21,636 --> 00:15:25,573
just maybe the answer will
pop right into our heads.
351
00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:26,473
A very interesting theory, John.
352
00:15:26,541 --> 00:15:28,492
What did you have in mind?
353
00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:30,678
Well, I was thinking
maybe we could go jogging,
354
00:15:30,745 --> 00:15:32,112
or we could go in the bathroom
355
00:15:32,180 --> 00:15:34,014
and scrape those daisies
off the bathtub.
356
00:15:34,082 --> 00:15:36,684
I hate jogging,
and I like the daisies.
357
00:15:36,751 --> 00:15:37,685
All right.
358
00:15:37,752 --> 00:15:38,785
( knocking )
359
00:15:38,853 --> 00:15:39,770
What? Hello.
360
00:15:39,921 --> 00:15:41,188
It's me. Alex.
361
00:15:41,256 --> 00:15:42,189
Ya!
362
00:15:42,257 --> 00:15:44,458
Uh, just a minute.
363
00:15:52,333 --> 00:15:54,001
It's stuck.
364
00:16:02,444 --> 00:16:03,711
Are you okay?
365
00:16:03,779 --> 00:16:05,212
All right? All right?
366
00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:06,547
Yeah.
367
00:16:06,615 --> 00:16:08,048
Hi.
368
00:16:08,116 --> 00:16:09,617
Hi.
369
00:16:14,455 --> 00:16:16,389
Alex. What a surprise.
370
00:16:16,457 --> 00:16:17,891
Hey, listen.
I can come back.
371
00:16:17,959 --> 00:16:19,393
Oh, no, no.
372
00:16:19,461 --> 00:16:21,895
Whatever it is,
let's get it over with.
373
00:16:21,963 --> 00:16:23,330
Please, sit down.
374
00:16:23,398 --> 00:16:25,232
Okay.
375
00:16:25,300 --> 00:16:27,301
Thanks.
376
00:16:28,637 --> 00:16:32,205
Gee, I always wanted
one of those.
377
00:16:32,273 --> 00:16:34,608
A couch that converts
to a high chair.
378
00:16:34,675 --> 00:16:36,110
Listen, the reason I came over
379
00:16:36,177 --> 00:16:39,529
is I was thinking of loaning
you the money you need.
380
00:16:39,597 --> 00:16:40,981
Oh, Alex...
381
00:16:41,049 --> 00:16:42,482
No, no, please. Let me finish.
382
00:16:42,550 --> 00:16:43,851
I'm really not sure
383
00:16:43,918 --> 00:16:46,053
that loaning you the money
is such a good idea
384
00:16:46,121 --> 00:16:47,520
because, see,
I've loaned money to friends
385
00:16:47,588 --> 00:16:49,022
a few times in my life.
386
00:16:49,090 --> 00:16:50,858
It's not only
getting the money back,
387
00:16:50,925 --> 00:16:52,860
although that's
a very important factor.
388
00:16:52,927 --> 00:16:54,228
It's just a question
389
00:16:54,295 --> 00:16:56,096
of how it affects
the relationship between...
390
00:16:56,164 --> 00:16:57,464
Did I mention that getting
391
00:16:57,531 --> 00:16:59,016
the money back
is important?
392
00:16:59,084 --> 00:16:59,883
I covered that, huh?
393
00:16:59,951 --> 00:17:02,052
You sure?
Oh, yes, yes.
394
00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:03,553
Okay. It's just that...
395
00:17:03,621 --> 00:17:06,824
well, you end up by losing
friends a lot of the time,
396
00:17:06,891 --> 00:17:09,159
and I don't know what I would do
397
00:17:09,227 --> 00:17:11,795
without those warm evenings
as your dinner guest
398
00:17:11,863 --> 00:17:13,063
and, uh...
399
00:17:13,130 --> 00:17:15,048
You get
400
00:17:15,116 --> 00:17:16,399
what I'm saying?
401
00:17:19,003 --> 00:17:20,671
I'm saying, do you want it
in cash or a check?
402
00:17:20,739 --> 00:17:22,840
Oh... Alex,
I really love you
403
00:17:22,907 --> 00:17:24,341
for making that offer.
404
00:17:24,408 --> 00:17:26,509
Yeah, yeah. So how
do you want to work this?
405
00:17:26,577 --> 00:17:27,677
I can't, Alex.
406
00:17:27,746 --> 00:17:29,579
I mean, it's terrific
of you to offer,
407
00:17:29,647 --> 00:17:32,916
but there's no way
I can take that kind
of money from you.
408
00:17:32,984 --> 00:17:34,935
You sure?
409
00:17:35,003 --> 00:17:37,087
I'm sure.
410
00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:42,176
Uh, don't you think
we should discuss this, John?
411
00:17:42,243 --> 00:17:43,560
Huh?
Huh?
412
00:17:43,628 --> 00:17:46,029
Oh, yeah. Why don't you
talk it over with Suzanne
413
00:17:46,097 --> 00:17:48,398
for a second and...
while I go to the bathroom?
414
00:17:48,466 --> 00:17:49,766
Alex, there's
no need for you
415
00:17:49,834 --> 00:17:51,768
to go to the bathroom.
I know how I feel.
416
00:17:51,836 --> 00:17:53,837
Yes, there is.
I know how I feel.
417
00:17:59,828 --> 00:18:01,261
Are you upset?
418
00:18:01,329 --> 00:18:03,096
Oh, just about little stuff.
419
00:18:03,164 --> 00:18:05,098
I didn't know he was coming.
420
00:18:05,166 --> 00:18:07,401
There are no towels
in the bathroom.
421
00:18:07,469 --> 00:18:09,002
And, besides that,
I cannot figure out
422
00:18:09,070 --> 00:18:11,889
why it's okay
to take money from my folks
423
00:18:11,957 --> 00:18:13,490
but not your friends
424
00:18:13,558 --> 00:18:16,644
when it comes to something
as important as our education.
425
00:18:16,711 --> 00:18:17,745
You're absolutely right.
426
00:18:17,812 --> 00:18:19,046
It wasn't okay, either,
427
00:18:19,113 --> 00:18:20,681
to take money
from your folks,
428
00:18:20,749 --> 00:18:22,917
and I knew that
whenever they
called us up
429
00:18:22,984 --> 00:18:25,285
and told us
that they were
moving to Florida
430
00:18:25,353 --> 00:18:27,254
and couldn't pay
our rent anymore.
431
00:18:27,321 --> 00:18:28,471
I mean,
here they were,
432
00:18:28,539 --> 00:18:30,941
calling up
with great news.
433
00:18:31,009 --> 00:18:33,243
Instead of us being
excited for them,
434
00:18:33,311 --> 00:18:34,961
we were
miserable for us.
435
00:18:35,029 --> 00:18:36,563
Right away, I was
a different person.
436
00:18:36,631 --> 00:18:38,115
I resented
your folks.
437
00:18:38,183 --> 00:18:39,816
I resented you.
438
00:18:39,884 --> 00:18:41,652
I resented Florida.
439
00:18:41,719 --> 00:18:45,573
I just can't take
that money from Alex.
440
00:18:48,409 --> 00:18:50,344
Look,
441
00:18:50,411 --> 00:18:53,347
I love going
to bed every night
442
00:18:53,414 --> 00:18:55,349
being real
proud of myself.
443
00:18:55,416 --> 00:18:56,834
I'm working hard.
444
00:18:56,901 --> 00:18:59,837
I've got a beautiful
girl beside me.
445
00:18:59,904 --> 00:19:01,638
We're starting
out great.
446
00:19:03,541 --> 00:19:06,377
I wouldn't feel great
going to bed every night
447
00:19:06,444 --> 00:19:08,395
wondering how much
I owed Alex,
448
00:19:08,463 --> 00:19:10,397
or whether I should
even have taken it
449
00:19:10,465 --> 00:19:12,182
from him in
the first place.
450
00:19:12,249 --> 00:19:15,252
Is it so terrible to say
that I want peace of mind?
451
00:19:17,271 --> 00:19:20,707
So that's what
that silly smile is
452
00:19:20,775 --> 00:19:23,043
on your face every night.
453
00:19:24,713 --> 00:19:27,381
That's peace of mind.
454
00:19:27,449 --> 00:19:30,250
You bet.
455
00:19:30,318 --> 00:19:33,320
I sure would
miss that smile.
456
00:19:37,191 --> 00:19:38,509
What's the answer then?
457
00:19:38,577 --> 00:19:39,910
The only alternative
458
00:19:39,977 --> 00:19:42,346
is that one of us
leave school.
459
00:19:42,414 --> 00:19:45,064
Well, then, maybe one of us
should leave school.
460
00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:47,818
Which one?
461
00:19:47,885 --> 00:19:53,490
Well, I guess the only
fair way to settle this
462
00:19:53,558 --> 00:19:54,958
is to flip a coin.
463
00:19:55,026 --> 00:19:58,028
It seems crazy
to have our lives
464
00:19:58,096 --> 00:20:00,981
running on one
flip of a coin.
465
00:20:01,048 --> 00:20:02,298
Okay.
466
00:20:02,366 --> 00:20:03,534
Heads or tails?
467
00:20:03,601 --> 00:20:05,636
I don't believe
we're doing this.
468
00:20:05,703 --> 00:20:06,837
Tails.
469
00:20:08,205 --> 00:20:09,205
Okay.
470
00:20:09,273 --> 00:20:11,541
Tails-- I drop out
of school.
471
00:20:11,609 --> 00:20:14,511
Heads-- you drop out of school.
472
00:20:14,579 --> 00:20:15,879
Right.
473
00:20:19,451 --> 00:20:21,201
Good luck.
474
00:20:21,269 --> 00:20:23,103
You, too.
475
00:20:25,990 --> 00:20:26,990
Here goes.
476
00:20:37,601 --> 00:20:39,136
It's heads.
477
00:20:41,022 --> 00:20:42,456
Oh.
478
00:20:42,524 --> 00:20:46,893
Well, I guess that's that, then.
479
00:20:46,961 --> 00:20:50,347
I'll quit at the end
of this semester.
480
00:20:58,339 --> 00:20:59,672
Oh, Suzanne!
481
00:20:59,740 --> 00:21:00,940
( sobbing )
482
00:21:02,743 --> 00:21:04,177
Oh, John, it's okay.
483
00:21:04,245 --> 00:21:07,180
I'll just be a nurse
a little later,
484
00:21:07,248 --> 00:21:08,248
that's all.
485
00:21:08,315 --> 00:21:09,750
You don't understand.
486
00:21:09,817 --> 00:21:10,751
I lied.
487
00:21:10,818 --> 00:21:12,753
It was tails.
488
00:21:15,256 --> 00:21:18,191
I just want to go
to school so bad!
489
00:21:18,259 --> 00:21:21,194
Look, I'll go nuts
if I'm a cab driver
490
00:21:21,262 --> 00:21:22,662
the rest of my life.
491
00:21:22,730 --> 00:21:24,097
Please, let me go to school.
492
00:21:24,164 --> 00:21:25,866
No. I can't ask that.
What am I turning into here?
493
00:21:25,933 --> 00:21:28,869
No, you go to school,
and that's it!
494
00:21:28,936 --> 00:21:30,871
And I'll go to school.
495
00:21:30,938 --> 00:21:33,607
We'll take the money
from Alex.
496
00:21:33,674 --> 00:21:35,442
It will be okay.
497
00:21:35,510 --> 00:21:37,944
We'll pay him back.
498
00:21:38,012 --> 00:21:38,978
All right.
499
00:21:39,046 --> 00:21:42,949
It doesn't feel
quite that bad.
500
00:21:43,017 --> 00:21:44,884
Alex!
501
00:21:44,952 --> 00:21:45,885
Yeah?
502
00:21:45,953 --> 00:21:46,953
Alex, uh...
503
00:21:47,021 --> 00:21:49,305
We talked it over.
504
00:21:49,373 --> 00:21:51,425
Yeah, I know.
505
00:21:51,492 --> 00:21:52,659
I know.
506
00:21:52,727 --> 00:21:54,294
And we feel that
borrowing money
507
00:21:54,362 --> 00:21:55,962
can really hurt
a friendship.
508
00:21:56,030 --> 00:21:57,614
I know. I know.
509
00:21:57,682 --> 00:22:00,383
But, Alex, we decided
that our friendship
510
00:22:00,451 --> 00:22:01,752
can stand the strain,
511
00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:05,322
and we'll borrow
as much money as you've got.
512
00:22:09,961 --> 00:22:11,161
Great.
513
00:22:11,228 --> 00:22:13,413
Oh, what would
we do without you?
514
00:22:13,481 --> 00:22:17,050
Just another day
in the life of Alex Rieger,
515
00:22:17,118 --> 00:22:19,219
super jerk.
516
00:22:28,496 --> 00:22:30,430
Oh, Nardo.
517
00:22:30,498 --> 00:22:35,101
Getting excited
about next Tuesday, hmm?
518
00:22:35,169 --> 00:22:36,686
What's next Tuesday?
519
00:22:36,754 --> 00:22:38,471
Ooh, ain't you the cool one.
520
00:22:38,539 --> 00:22:41,474
Next Tuesday,
as if you didn't know,
521
00:22:41,542 --> 00:22:45,979
is when you and me
are going to John's to dinner--
522
00:22:46,047 --> 00:22:47,447
our big date.
523
00:22:47,515 --> 00:22:50,383
Well, it's not a date, Louie.
524
00:22:50,451 --> 00:22:53,236
Boy, we're going to have
tongues wagging that night.
525
00:22:53,304 --> 00:22:54,103
Huh, toots?
526
00:22:54,171 --> 00:22:55,672
Just give me
the receipt.
527
00:22:55,740 --> 00:22:57,674
Louie, you and I
are separately invited
528
00:22:57,742 --> 00:22:58,808
to the same place.
529
00:22:58,876 --> 00:23:00,444
It's a coincidence,
that's all.
530
00:23:00,511 --> 00:23:01,928
You say coincidence.
531
00:23:01,996 --> 00:23:04,097
I say destiny.
532
00:23:04,165 --> 00:23:07,500
And dinner's just
a foot in the door.
533
00:23:07,568 --> 00:23:09,102
After that...
534
00:23:11,005 --> 00:23:13,974
it's a couple
of late-night drinks,
535
00:23:14,042 --> 00:23:20,180
a little disco dancing,
and then magic time.
536
00:23:20,247 --> 00:23:22,833
Louie, I want you
to listen very carefully
537
00:23:22,900 --> 00:23:24,300
to what I have to say.
538
00:23:24,368 --> 00:23:25,802
No.
539
00:23:25,870 --> 00:23:29,640
Okay, if you don't want
to ride a rocket to the stars,
540
00:23:29,707 --> 00:23:31,141
that's your business.
541
00:23:31,208 --> 00:23:33,110
Thanks.
542
00:23:33,177 --> 00:23:38,314
Of course, if I want
to tell everyone you did,
543
00:23:38,382 --> 00:23:41,734
that's my business.
544
00:23:41,802 --> 00:23:45,122
Okay, and if I want
to tell everyone
you couldn't,
545
00:23:45,190 --> 00:23:47,124
that's my business.
546
00:23:54,198 --> 00:23:56,082
Here's your receipt.
547
00:23:56,150 --> 00:23:58,151
Get out of here.
548
00:24:28,733 --> 00:24:30,233
Night, Mr. Walters.
549
00:24:30,301 --> 00:24:31,368
Mmm.
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