All language subtitles for Nick.the.Sting.1976.ITALIAN.1080p.BluRay.H264.AAC-VXT

He called.

Nick the sting

- So?
- Nothing special.

At four o'clock this morning,

one guy was beaten to death
at the general markets.

It must be a job of
those in transports.

Go on.

Eric has found someone
who might be suitable

for the insurance fraud.

He said that if you agree,
he will introduce him to you.

What's his name?

Jacques dufil.

What has he done so far?

He worked with laurant.

No.

I need...

A fool.

A fool who thinks he's tough.

They're the best ones.

This guy has already been caught
twice for pickpocketing.

No.

He's relatively unknown.

His name is Nick hezard.

What kind?

The kind that gets busy:

Small ideas, little tricks,
stuff like that.

For example?

The usual trick of the bank.

People still falling for those tricks?

The world is full of idiots.

Today isn't a good day.

Here we go.

Excuse me.

- I beg your pardon, madam.
- Please, tell me.

Look, do you have change
for 100 francs?

No, sorry.
I do not think I have small change.

What a bad luck!

I can't believe
I can't change today?

Please do not let me
queue in the bank.

Please check, I'm not going around
fooling people with fake money!

I swear!

Okay, let me check.
Let's see if I can help you.

How kind!

- Here.
- Thank you!

Sweet lady.

Thank you.

I would like to make a deposit.

Sure.

Here, fill out the form.

Thank you.

- Good morning, Mr. Strauss.
- Can you change this check?

Right away, Mr. Strauss.

- Do you have preferences in sizes?
- Yes, double!

- This is good!
- No, it sucks!

As you wish.

Here, ten of 100 and twenty of 50.

The ticket with your signature

is in the inside
pocket of the jacket,

with ten of 100
and twenty of 50.

Let's get to work.

- Excuse me, I hit you.
- Don't worry.

Did I hurt you?

No worries, you are not a truck!

But...

You stole my money!

What are you talking about?

This guy bumped me on purpose
to steal my money!

What are you talking about!
It's not true!

And this, what is this?

Look, what is this?

This is my money!

Yours? After you stole it from me!

Who wants to check?
Twenty of 50 and ten of 100. Look!

I just withdrew it from the bank!

What a liar!

I wrote my name on one,

Jean abeille.
Do you want to see? Look here!

Can you read or not?
Should I punch your face now?

You do not break anyone's face.
For these things you go to the police.

To the police, all right?

What do you want?
Of course I'll go to the police

I'm going to call a patrol.
Watch him!

He's going away with my money!

He's right! Hey!

If you care so much to call
the police I'll go with you!

I'll go with him, and please,
stay here and do not move!

Wait here and do not move!

Thanks, I'll be here, eh!

And I won't move!

Who is he working with now?

He changes all the time.

It could go well.
Try and get him right away.

As soon as he finishes his work,
we'll buy him a nice wooden dress.

Okay.

Cigarette?

You've got all the vices, eh?

Yeah.

But it's the only one I can satisfy.

Drinking hurts my liver,

drugs are expensive,

and the women I meet
have never been at my level.

Why don't you go to some circus?

There, you can find many women
"at your level"!

Hezard,

careful not to mess
with my height, all right?

Plus... I was not born dwarf.

I became one growing up.
It's a disease.

I can always heal.

Best wishes!

I have to go to the toilets now!

Bonjour, madam.

Enjoy the travel, dwarf.

Wait up!

Wait up.

- What is it?
- I have to go pee.

Do you do that too?

No. We pretend.

The dwarf has fallen into the toilet.
Get him out or he'll plug it up.

Funny.

Damn, this is heavy.

This weighs more.

What's in here?

A dwarf.

Don't be funny, a dwarf.

It's true. He's called duvalier!

Sister.

Dear sister,
we should envy the devil.

What a fucking job!

Wait, miss.
Leave it to me. I'll help.

- Thanks, it's very kind of you.
- You're welcome.

If you want some advice,

next time, you should put the suitcase
in the luggage carrier.

It's much safer.

It's true, I had not thought about it.

So...

My beautiful ladies,
do you like St. Moritz?

- I don't like nor dislike the snow.
- You are always in bed.

You even have fur pajamas.

What an aroma of money.

A thief!

A thief!

Get him!

Stop him!

A thief!

I have to do everything myself.

There is not even a Porter.

What a fucking job!

Hezard is right,
much better to work in a circus.

Here I am, here I am.

Nick!

Well?

Can I come in?

Well I... I was going out

without undennear?

Who were you in bed with, huh?

With my boyfriend!

Ah, Italian women.

To give it away for free,
you always have to get engaged.

Oh, what a nice little boy!

Come here.

Here are your pants,
the rest you can wear outside.

Come.

- Who are you?
- It doesn't matter.

You're so elegant, congratulations!

She will explain everything tomorrow

and everything will be clear.
Are you an accountant?

Exactly, in progress.

Then come on, my dear, come!

Come.

Take your hat

and yourjacket.

And leave me the address of the tailor
who made your undennear.

It's beautiful. Bye!

Nick hezard, you're as crazy as ever.

You always do whatever you want.

Well?
What do you need this time?

Nothing.

Today they were going to catch us.

Duvalier and I were working together.

I do not know if they got him.

So, I thought it was safer
to come to you.

Maybe even the policemen
have a lucky day.

Today, the sewers even exploded.
I have seen platoons in circulation.

Well... today there was a big blow.

Did not you read the newspaper?
Look.

Four million francs in jewelry.

Yup.
They opened the safe with the laser.

You need a degree to know how to use it.

That's a job, not yours.

Me and you are...
Less than two spits.

Now I understand why
I found this ring on me.

A son of a bitch stuffed
it in my pocket.

They wanted to catch me with this.

Anna, lay the bone.

You're always
a great pickpocket.

Who would give you a gift like this,
the empress of persia?

This isn't a gift!

They wanted to use me
as a scapegoat.

I bet this belongs
to the stuff stolen last night!

Of course!

The police would have caught me
and found this in my pocket.

And I would have been arrested instead.

With only one difference!

They found a fool a bit too crafty!

First thing,
they did not catch me.

And second, I will use the ring.

And third, if you want to make love,
take off your trousers.

The guy you threw out
was not that great,

but you are turning me on.

- Edy!
- Hey, Nick!

- Edy!
- Good to see you!

Drop everything and come with me.

Is will there?

Excuse me!

He is at the usual table.

I haven't seen you in so long.

For a moment,
I thought you had come for me.

You know, you must excuse me.
I'm here for business.

Next time, I will come only for you.
I promise.

Really?

I see a few extra pounds.
But in the right place.

- Hey.
- Hello.

Will you eat or just beer?

Two hamburgers and a beer.

I'll get them right away.

Have you heard
of the theft of those jewels?

And what do we care?

I did it. With two friends.

Don't lie.

Not even the last of the fools
would believe it here.

What about this?

Does it convince you?

I would have bet that sooner or later,
you would have made it.

A guy like you could not stay
in that environment.

Look, I can...

Offer 600,000 francs.

15% as I place them.

Do you understand what
kind of deal I brought you?

Not even Christ would offer more!

I'm treating you like a brother,
this is hot stuff for at least a year.

The insurance will give
30% to recover everything.

They will save 2.5 million francs!

They give me 20% or not even that.
18%, if! Am lucky.

And this because
they know me and trust me.

I was useful to them, and so I will be
tomorrow, but you go.

They would arrest you right away.

Look, will.

You want to take us by the neck.

We spent a lot of money for the hit.

All right, I'll give you 15%,
if you give me 3%.

Cash, anticipated, tonight,
and I'll bring you the rest tomorrow.

And what if you disappear?

I am telling you I need cash tonight.
I do not know...

Give me... 1%.
You keep the ring, as a guarantee, right?

As a guarantee...

As if I could sell it at its price...
I cannot.

Here I am!

One of these days,
I'll ask you for another kind of meat.

How nice. Try, you never know...

Go away, come on.

Yes, I am going.

Okay.

1%... 40,000 francs.

Cash.

10, 20, 30 and 40.

It's me.

Okay.

A fence made contact
with the insurance, two hours ago.

His name is will leffern.

He has already worked with hezard.

What proof has he brought?

The ring.

And he promised he will
deliver the rest tomorrow.

I knew it was the right fool.

Now the insurance is sure that
the theft really took place.

They'll give us the money,
and we have the jewels.

Order a wooden dress for both.

Hello.

- Bye, golden tits.
- Bye.

This whiskey sucks.

Let's go to bed, baby?

With someone like you?

I want to have fun tonight!

Hey, Nick!

Long time no see.

I'll get my bike and follow you!

I bet you're drunk.

- Yes, because I do not have a penny.
- Ah, yes?

I, on the other hand, have
a lot of money in my pocket.

- Oh, yes?
- I fucked will leffern!

I've always said that
you could fuck anyone!

You can fuck anyone, too!

How many people did we fuck together,
do you keep the count?

You are right.

- You know what?
- No.

- You do not know?
- No.

We can fool as many as we want,
because the world is full of millions.

Full!

Be good, leave it alone.

You're right let's get away
from this shit. Let's go.

Yes, I can't stand the smell!

Look how ugly she is!

Instead, we go and find some girl
with smooth, beautiful, silky skin.

And we'll spare no expense!

- On you?

On leffern.

Oh, then, yes.
I want two, three, four!

Where are we going?

I would suggest going
both right and left!

- Then let's go straight!
- Straight!

One moment.

Guests go first!

Hi, rahn.

Is the general manager here?

Please, they are waiting for you.

Good morning, Mr. Director.

Did you read about that man murdered
last night, will leffern?

Yes, he was a well-known fence.

He had contacted us

for the theft of those jewels.

Four million francs

insured by Mr. Clark,
with our company.

This was given to us by leffern.

And it's the proof

that he was in contact
with the men who did the hit.

We also have a trail.

The night before,
people saw him dealing with a guy.

Leffern gave him some money.

We absolutely need to recover
those jewels, regardless of expenses.

Four million francs,
it's a bit too much to pay.

What do you know about him?

Only the name, Nick hezard.

Rest assured that
I'll catch that little crook.

How much will you charge me
for an hour of love?

100,000 and a brioche, you bastard!

My dear love!
I have to do it with you!

Regina,
you're always the most beautiful!

Do you still like me, yes?

- I am still the prettiest...
- You are beautiful!

Do not remind me,

you make me think
of when you were a kid.

You've messed up big time!

- Me? Mess around? Never!
- Yes, big time, you liar!

Maurice?

Maurice!

See who's here.
That bastard of my son!

Ah, Nick is here.

Yup!

- Hi, Maurice.
- Let me blow my nose!

What a pain in the ass!

How are you?

- I found my family again!
- Bad cold!

As if instead of the old man...

- Nice dog.
- There was still my dear Marcel.

Oh, my dear.

It's been two years
since we last saw you.

Why the honor?

- He was missing his mom!
- Ah, I see.

Not exactly.

I did not come just for you.

No?

No.

I came to make a watch.

Okay. Fine.

And...

Who would it be?

His name is Robert Clark.

He operates in Zurich.

Jesus, the American.

- Thank you.
- Do you know him?

He is one of the worst.

Rich... he's rich, but...

He also has a clean cover.

He is in charge
of half of the shadiest deals.

No, Nick.

He has too many men around,
dangerous people, ruthless.

Listen to me, Nick,
no one can give him a watch.

On the contrary, I can.

Hey... have you gone crazy?

You're not your father.

He was the king of scams,
and he was killed.

Do you know
what he used to say about you?

Nick could also have
what it takes but...

He will never be able to play
in the big game.

He likes women too much,
he likes to have fun.

No, look.

Plus, since your father died,
it's been five years.

We haven't done any watches.
And we have no intention to do it again.

Look, mom...

That filthy monster killed my friend.

He dragged me into his game.

I fell into the bottom,
I realized it only later.

And you are suggesting giving up?

No.

I've made up my mind.

He must cry blood!

May it be the last thing I do.

I hadn't seen so many
good crooks all together for years.

Come, I'll introduce them to you.

How are you, guys?

-Rocky.

- Ray.

- Antoine.
- Nice to meet you.

And Phil.

Hello.

You do not know that

each of these gentlemen
has had the honor

of at least half a
newspaper front page,

all dedicated to him.

Memories of long time ago,
water under the bridge.

How long since we all met together?

So, you're Marcel and Regina's son.

Yup.

And you would like
to take your father's place.

I held you on my lap,
a long time ago.

I remember you got
my trousers all dirty.

I don't do that anymore.

So, you want to make a watch?

Yes.

Have you already invented
a new kind of watch?

Not completely.

And who would you like to make it for?

Robert Clark.

Zurich.

I do not like being late for lunch.

Pardon me.

Nice to see you again, kid.

I have an appointment too, women.

It's better not to make them wait.

And you would be a first class,
in Switzerland?

You're pissing in your pants!

I know who the American is
better than you.

A man is just a man!
He's always clammier than you can imagine.

We must fuck with his brain,
not with his empire.

Ours against his,
who cares how many men he has.

I do not know if he'll convince you.
Not me.

I have little time left to live.

For this, I say goodbye.

I'm sorry.

No, come on, Antoine,
don't get offended.

- We'll still do business together.
- Good luck!

Girls, come on, go up!

Up, little chickens!
Let's have a little passion!

You're not working in a factory!

Yes, now the watch is working.

- It convinced me!
- Convinced?

You say it will work?

God only knows.

If we succeed,
we will make history.

But it's expensive.

Only for advances,
it'll be 200, 000 francs.

Where the hell will we take it?

We'll take it from a rich man.

From the American!

He must give us the money
to fool him, right?

Ah, yes.

I wish!

But how?

I thought about the check trick.

We have some money to cover it, right?

I guarantee you that when
he finds out, it'll be too late.

Eh, no.

You must not show your face,
or you'll be out of the games.

No, I'll have to do it myself.
It will be useful for later.

Come on, come on, Nick,
what if he sees you?

Christ, Maurice!

When you play poker,
you also bet on luck, right?

You don't think you can do it alone.

And to make him take it?

How would you do?

Mom, you tell him.

He has some girls,
who work for him.

It seems he pays
a lot of little whores.

He uses them... to find idiots.

Nick will hook one up
and I'm sure

that something will work out, yes.

It's the best way.

Even Marcel said that Nick knows
how to deal with women!

Ladies and gentlemen,
make your game.

Hey! Do not give me the evil eye,
or I'll leave.

It's been two hours you are taking
it all, but this time I'll kick you!

Allez! All on red!

May you all be damned
if black comes out! What a fuck!

You are getting rich on my expenses!
All of you!

This time it'll come out!
I am feeling it!

This asshole is bad luck!

It's not my night!

Here, take them. It's a gift.

You have an unlucky ass, girl!

Hey, you, idiot!

Go put away my cigarette!

- A double whiskey.
- Yes.

Come on!

My name is... etienne eickmann.

A bit of a sad surname but...
It's not my fault.

Can I...

Can I know your name?

Is it the same
if I tell you Chantal?

- Battle name?
- Excuse me?

Do not tell me you're in here
and you're not a whore.

I was not born yesterday.

But this is of little importance.

I love doing filthy things
with whores.

So, will you take me to your house?

And then we'll have fun!
So, what do you say?

Let's go!

Hey, Chantal!

Pissing in such an elegant bathroom
makes me shy.

You little whore, if you thought
to snatch the cash from my wallet

while I was pissing and
you pretended to undress,

you were damned wrong, because...

No one fools eickmann!

Clear?

Start doing something!
I pay people to work!

Come on, get busy!

You said you're here for a deal.
Is it big?

Let's say,
I'll take about ten tons of iron away

from a fool, who will give it to me
at half the sale price. That's it.

And who is this idiot?

Not me.

But you won't think
I am that stupid to say it

to the first whore I see.

Do you already have a buyer?

I do not know.
For now, I'm looking for a partner.

I know someone,
who does this kind of work.

He finances business.

You know, I'm always around people.

He could be your partner.

- Then?
- He could.

He could not. He could.

It's all up to my mood!

Well, I'll introduce him to you.

If it works out...

Will you give me a gift?

If you do not do it out of friendship
the thing is more serious.

All right. Do not get upset.

If it works out,

I'll stick to your little finger
a stone to kill with envy

all the whores of the confederation!

I give you my word!

So Maurice,
have you made up your mind or not?

What are you looking at? Go!

I understand Franz manners' profits
in the transport business

total about one thousand million francs.

I'm intrigued by this field.

It's risky.

Manners is an ugly beast.

Let's start burning some of his trucks
down to test the ground.

Mr. Eickmann is here.

He is the trader
hooked by Chantal.

Take care of it.

Get the name of the fool giving away
iron half price, then kick him out.

See you later.

Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Mr. Eickmann, right?

No, I'm...

His lawyer.

I represent him in this first
phase of the business.

Mr. Clark, right?

No.

But I am authorized to speak for him.

Fine.

So, a mutual friend told us
about a deal we could consider.

You would have the opportunity
to buy iron at a very low price.

And... I must admit I am very curious.
What price?

At market price.

No one gives iron away.

Try it yourself! If you can manage
to buy it for less,

I will be your first customer.

Excuse me,
what would the deal be?

What would the deal be?

“What the deal is"?
In what world do you live?

Don't you know that iron will double
its value in a month?

You don't know!

Who tells you that?

Confidential information.

No, don't ask me to name names,
because... it's better.

Do you trust me? Trust me.

No. I do not trust you!
What the hell is the deal?

Hen/y, come here right away.

Wake up!

You're a little... down, my dear.

But how the hell can you not
recognize idiots, Chantal?

Sorry, Robert.

You are forgiven.

At least make them give you a gift.

He was told by my people
I'll close the deal at 7:00.

Ah, listen,
take him to Parker's jewelry shop.

Have him spend at least...
10,000 francs.

Okay.

Call Parker and tell him to sell him
something worth 5,000 for 10,000.

Just to cover the expenses.

Send me Jean and Rolf.

Right away.

Move it.
The eternal father wants you.

Come on.

What about Nick hezard?

We have found a trail.

We are about to catch him.

- Get it over with asap.
- Sure.

- Hi, Nick.
- Hello.

- So?
- It worked.

Give me a coffee, please.

I think I'm getting old.

Maybe I'm out of training but...

I almost shat myself.

For fuck's sake...

- You opened the account, right?
- Yes, I've done everything at the bank.

But what worries me is whether
the document will work with the police.

No, it will.

- For one night it will.
- Let's hope...

And now...

Go to Chantal and...

- Let's hope...
- May god help us.

Maurice.

- Move back!

Stop!

Go right,
we'll catch him in the middle!

There he is!

Can you give me a ride?

- Who are you?
- Police, hurry up!

We must know how to lose.

I don't think so, Maurice!

It's the second time he tries
to kill me, and you want to give up?

No, all stand as planned!

And as long as they shoot me
and not eickmann,

the plan must proceed.
Is that clear?

Now I'll go get Chantal

and everything goes on as agreed.

Listen.

Do you know this guy?

Look at him well.

I have never seen him.

Don't lie to me,
or I'll break your arm.

I know he comes in this shit hole.

What the hell do I know,
lots of people come and go.

I'm going to Chantal.

I'm going to pee!

Nick hezard!

- Nick!
- The fat man saw me!

What a pratfall!

You can't escape.

Who's this one now?

Goodbye.

Did you see how much money
I spent for you? Happy?

Yes.

You like eickmann's gifts, eh?

How nice!

- No, I want to keep it...
- No!

I'll give it to you later.
Come on. Let's go, my star.

Chauffeur!

See you at the hotel.

And the ring?

I'll have your name engraved on it,
my little bitch.

How may I help you?

Listen up, boy.

I would like to get rid of this.

Give me 5,000 francs
for this piece of glass.

Why are you checking?
It's not fake!

I bought it five minutes ago
from Parker's for 20,000.

How come you bought this ring

five minutes ago for 20,000,
at Parker's,

and now you want to sell it
only for 5,000. Sorry, I don't...

Well, I do not know...

I do not know why,
but I do not like it anymore.

Don't you think it's a bit gross?

- Excuse me for a second.
- Of course, cutie.

Hello, Parker's jewelry?

Yes, how may I help you?

Mr. Parker, I'm calling
from steffen's.

There's a guy here who wants
to sell me a ring for 5,000 francs

that he claims he bought from you,

five minutes ago, for 20,000.
Did he buy it from you?

Of course, he did.

But with a check.

Please hold him there,
I'll call you right back.

Wait a moment.

It's Parker.

Chantal's man paid with a check.

He can't check,
because the banks are closed.

And now, he's trying to sell it back
to steffen's for 5,000 francs in cash.

It's hilarious.

They're trying to give us
a blank check.

Call the police.

Ah, try to recover the ring.

This time our hands are clean.

Hold him up and call the police.

Amateurs.

I didn't think they would be so cheap.

- Did you go to the bank this morning?
- Yes.

Was the check blank or stolen?

Neither. It was fine.

What?

- Yes, legit.
- Now you're telling me? Legit?

Yes.

Hello, my friend.

I had to spend the night in jail
because of you.

And you reported me for a blank check.

Oh my! Sorry, but you go sell
a ring like that.

- You paid four times more...
- And the check?

- Was it blank?
- No, no!

Let me introduce you to my lawyer.

I'm ready to return the ring.

- The ring, eh?
- Yes.

The shop.

- How much could it be worth?
- Well...

He wants to file a regular report.

He's asking for a compensation
of 200,000 francs.

- For a night in jail?
- He says he lost a golden deal.

What kind of idiot
would do a deal with him?

He claims
you had to close a deal at 19:00.

And the iron you were going to buy
is no longer available.

- He has no proof.
- On the contrary!

He says he recorded the conversation

and that the police know
he was coming to you.

To close the deal.

They will wait another hour
to withdraw the lawsuit.

These bastards...

They got us...

But this stunt will be paid in blood!

Get a check for 200,000 francs.

Disgusting...

I will crush them!

Give them this,
it's to pay for their funeral.

I want to see eickmann's face.

Here is the check. What name?

- To my lawyer.
- Which is?

- Nick hezard.
- Yes.

- With an "h“ - yes.

And dust this shop from time to time!

Yes.

- Clark is here.
- Go away.

Thank you. Thanks a lot.

Robert Clark.

I'm Nick hezard.

And I decided to crush you.

You are young
and already tired of living.

See you, man.

Of course, I'll see you.

Now...

The game begins.

Hello?

Mr. Rahn. It's for you.

Hello?

Thanks for the address,
I'll go right away.

You know I pay informants well,
you won't regret it.

Okay. Goodbye.

Yes, who is it?

I have to deliver a telegram.

Ah, sure. Just one moment.

I'm naked and
I have to put on my pajamas.

I give up.

Good for you.

You made me waste a lot of time,

but I got you, Nick hezard.

Who the fuck are you?

I'm rahn, I'm a debt collector.

You owe a lot ofjewelry,
four million francs.

You got the wrong person,
I don't have jewelry...

I take 10% on what I collect.

I'll make you spit out where it is.

Why do you take it out on me?

Don't you get it in your shit head
that Clark fooled you?

Clark, eh?

Why Clark?

Clark...

Is the one who fucked you over.

I'm an innocent man.

Look at him!
The innocent little angel...

Who do you think you're kidding?

Nick hezard, don't lie to me.

I've caught many men worse than you.

Who do you think you are,
you dirty, filthy, son of a bitch?

Don't you dare call him son of a bitch,
or you'll get me upset.

Stop or I'll shoot you like a chicken!

You stumbled friend, very bad.

Nick, get his gun.

Done, mom.

- Bastards!
- You'll never know how much!

Take this!

Dog!

Bastard! Who the fuck is that?

A debt collector
for insurance companies.

Nick!

Did you really think to fool him?

- Sergio is in the car downstairs.
- Good thing I'm in town.

You're worse than Cassius Clay!

- What have they done to you, my son...
- Yes, all right.

Yes, the taxi.

- Let's o?
- Sog '

let's hope thieves won't pay us a visit.

- Will you put the door back, at least?
- Of course...

And you can keep the fat guy, too.

Maybe you don't know, but he has been
inside twice for your father.

- He is a friend.
- Hi.

I didn't know.
Did you love my father very much?

- Actually, I loved her.
- Let's go.

- Jump on.
- I'll go in front.

Please, Regina.

But look at you!

You look exactly like your father
when he was young.

Christ! He was so handsome!

Me too, you know, I wasn't that bad.
I was a very cute little girl!

Not bad at all.

You do not know
how much in love we were.

We did our whole honeymoon by taxi.

We'd stolen it in Paris, gare de Lyon.
What a hit!

Don't tell me
you went all the way to Switzerland!

Well, back to us.

Is the watch okay?

- Maurice took everyone to the inn?
- Yes.

They're probably already there.

Hey...

What if we gave up?

I don't like it very much.

You have too many beasts chasing you,
I don't like it, boy.

Mom...

What would my father say?

I told you and I'll say it again,
the American will cry tears of blood!

All right, he will cry!
Word of a bitch!

Ah, finally!

Hello.

- Hi, Maurice.
- Hi.

- So cute!
- Come in.

No, I'll do it. I'll close it.

- What the hell.
- I told you I'll close it.

- Hello!
- Hello!

- Hello.
- Hi, everybody.

Hi, hezard. Nice work so far.

I introduce you to some friends.
They call him ribot,

because what he earns,
he bets on horses.

- Perfect watch, hezard!
- Hi, ribot.

I've done it and heard it,
but yours is the best.

You have your father's style.

Let's hope.

And this is Claude.

Hi Nick, nice to meet you.

Let me introduce you to Anna.

The Einstein of pickpocketing.
She'll work with us for the hook.

If you need anything else...
Don't hesitate.

Always ready for hard work!

How is everything else going?

Very well,
because they are fixing the building.

So, we can start.

Perfect. I can't wait!

There is only one
small complication.

Nick is followed by a debt collector.

Damn!

We didn't need this too.

No complication.

I will manage somehow.

Whose is it?

- It's mine!
- She can't help...

Anna could snatch handcuffs
from a police officer!

- Well done, well done!
- You're always in shape!

There are eight checks
of half a million each.

Cashier's checks and to bearer.

Be careful not to lose them,
anyone can collect them.

It's one of the largest sums
my insurance has ever paid.

And believe me...

Four million francs are no joke.

Let's deposit the checks
and be back in two hours.

Tell the driver to wait for us.

Fancy meeting you again!

If I was you,
I would start shitting myself.

Leave it.
Bad lousy thief, we got you, eh?

- Don't move!
- Help me, hezard!

What an idiot!

Stop!

This time you won't get away with this!

Stop. You can't run away from the ship.

You were together, eh?

Come on, talk!

He told me to snatch his wallet.

What are you saying?

And she's the Einstein of pickpocketing?

What lousy crooks.

Ladies first, right?

Guys, I got scared.

I thought I was going to bump
into a real agent.

- We were lucky.
- You were smart, Anna!

I had fun and snatched his button, too.

Bravo!

Well done!

Now they'll get Clark.

Too bad we can't be there to watch.

Come on, let's go.

Where are you going?

You need to come to the police station
for the deposition.

- Please, get out of the way, cop.
- What's wrong with you?

We caught a gang of pickpockets
and this is how you thank me?

Nice to be a policeman!

I'm sorry to insist, but you need
to come in for the deposition.

I need to make a deposit,
the banks are closing!

Call me at the office.

I'm Robert Clark,
everybody knows me in Zurich.

Listen, you might be famous in Zurich,

but 10 km away, nobody knows you.

Karl, turn on the radio
and call for help.

Right away, officer.

Okay.

You're not summoned.

I'll be right back.

Wait for me at the bank.

They are coming!

Take care of the car!

We have a few minutes,
where are you?

Maurice!

They are coming.

- Relax. Everything is ready.
- Thanks, god.

- Hurry up!
- You vanish!

Come.

- But where did you take me?
- We arrived.

What happens on boats is the
responsibility of the 16th district.

Follow me.

Come. This way.

Where did they take
the two thieves from the boat?

Second floor.

- Do you have a cigarette?
- Yes.

The shop is closed and...

I'll smoke one too.

Lighter?

So, can we hurry up?

But, it's him!

- I'm sure!
- And who the hell is she?

- Murderer!
- Come on, let's go!

He murdered her!

I saw him! He killed her!

Okay, boys!

Everything is going well so far!

Catch it, duvalier!

I'm having so much fun!
I even spat in his face!

- Nice shot!
- Oh, yeah...

He was in front of me, all of a sudden,
and I had to do it. Christ, I had to.

Now he thinks
they're interrogating me,

that son of a bitch!

Happy, son?

The watch...

Has taken off!

Of course, mom.

Here, put on yourjacket.

What jacket!

I'm so happy I could strip naked!
Forget the jacket.

- Phil...
- Eh?

Are you ready?

- Of course, Maurice!
- It's your turn, now.

- All right, I know.
- Remember, you're a judge.

Show your worth!

Squeeze him good!

Don't worry, I got the easiest
and most fun part of the game.

Keep some coffee for me, duvalier.

Come on, go, and do your job.

Come.

I am fed up!

You must tell me
what the hell is going on!

Were you here yesterday?

What do you mean yesterday?

Last night.

I didn't leave lugano yesterday.

But the doorwoman saw you.

What doonnoman?

The doonivoman of antibes St.

Antibes St.

Who? That crazy lunatic
on the stairs?

I don't even know where it is,
if it exists, or if it even has a doorwoman

this antibes St.!

Do you know this woman?

Her name is Chantal, an entraineuse,
but why? What did she do?

She was murdered last night,
in a small apartment in antibes St.

Everything that you'll say from this moment

can be used against you, Mr. Clark.

What are you doing?

I am calling my lawyer.
I know the law!

It's your right, go ahead.

7-7-6-4-8-2

I'm not involved in this thing,
I'll be out in 5 minutes.

Did you ask Zurich? 7-7-6-4-8-2?

Please, speak.

Hello! Lawyer mercier's office.
Who's talking?

Ah, Mr. Clark!

I'm very sorry, but the lawyer
was hospitalized in emergency.

Perforated ulcer.

The doctor doesn't recommend
emergency surgery.

Oh, we are all upset here...

What?

At the cassis police station?

Oh, what a day, my god!

Of course, Mr. Clark.

Don't worry, I'll work on it right away!

Don't worry Mr. Clark, of course!

The best lawyer in Switzerland!

Okay, Mr. Clark.
Have a good day. Goodbye, Mr. Clark.

Robert Clark's men contacted me.

They pay me ten times more than you
for info on hezard.

From now on I'll pass into to them.

However...

If you increased the price,
I would be willing to give it to you.

- Oh, rahn.
- Hi, roizman.

Have a seat.

How are you?

- Are you still in the police?
- Of course.

I don't quite like you.

You must be sergeant by now.

Sergeant major.

He was in the police too.

But he left us.

He hated the stench of the barracks.

How do you survive?

I'm in charge of recovering
stolen jewelry

on behalf of an insurance company.

Who are you chasing after?

A guy named Nick hezard.

He's involved in a jewelry theft
worth four million francs

and I get 10%.

- 10%?
- 10%.

Enough for a couple of years

while we, honest policemen,
starve to death.

Beefl

- yes, a beer.
- Beer!

Yes, sure, beer!

Listen to me carefully,
help me get Nick hezard

and we can split 5% each.

But you will have to use
the police forces for our purposes.

This is corruption.

You're offering money to a cop.

I want 6%.

Done deal!

Hey guys, it's going well!

I bet, he's starting to feel
his ass being pinched up!

Careful, my friends.

Doing it wasn't the hard part,
but making him fall for it.

He will have to believe all the way!

If we want to realize our plans.

Nick, I know what you're thinking.

But I was only a kid.

Now I have changed.

Okay.

- Who picked rené?
- Maurice, why?

Because I know
he was a spy in Zurich.

It's true, he was just a kid.

No worries, rené will be fine. Come on.

All right,
if Maurice picked him...

Maurice!

- Maurice, it's your turn!
- Stop, you make me shake my hand.

How boring!

Open the cell.

I'm lawyer foch, Mr. Clark.

Finally, it's about time!

Get me out of here.

Get me out of here!

Yes, I would gladly, Mr. Clark,

but I haven't confirmed your defense...
And you've not appointed me either.

I appoint you!

I know your reputation.
You're a lawyer with balls!

I'm very pleased to hear that,

but I would ask you
to tone it down a bit, Mr. Clark.

Tell me... did you kill her?

No, I did not kill anyone. No.

That... doonnoman is crazy!

You see, Mr. Clark,
because I am very precise, I...

I've already passed by
the mercier office and I...

Investigated.

I'm not talking about the doorwoman,
but about the check.

Which... which check?

You are all talking about things
I do not know, damn it!

Mr. Clark, nobody can understand you
better than me.

You have underestimated the...

Shrewdness,
the meticulousness of Swiss people.

It's clear, the judge must have thought:
Hezard goes to bed with Chantal,

they have witnesses,
and, together, blackmail Clark.

Clark pays the first time
and the second time he kills.

Nobody dares to blackmail Clark!

And the check?

Which check?!

Don't raise your voice, Mr. Clark.

The check of 200,000 francs,
signed by you in the name of hezard.

We can't deny it,

when the judge is holding photocopies!

Convince yourself...

That it is, unfortunately, a stupid
check... and pardon my French...

That is fucking you over.

That son of a bitch, hezard!

He used Chantal to fuck me over.

And he framed me!

And I had to pay to get out of it!
Ask Parker! Ask the police!

I can call a thousand witnesses!

Do you still excuse me, Mr. Clark?

It's shit.

The more you mix it, the more it stinks.

Tell them and they will understand
that you wanted to take revenge!

For Christ's sake!
Why not use your brain?

When you want to kill someone
don't sign checks!

I... I have not killed anyone.

This is what you say, Mr. Clark,
but, unfortunately, there are witnesses,

who say they saw you.
Excuse me for the slip...

They say they saw the killer.

The taxi driver who drove you there
is a young soldier.

If you don't want to face them,
I will oppose, but...

Since you are innocent,
I will insist on getting you out.

- So?

I did not kill her!

I was more than sure.

- I will arrange a line-up.
- I didn't kill her.

It's him!

Same face and same gray suit.

What?

Yes, I'm not mistaken, Mr. Judge.

A guy got off a taxi.

I had run out of matches...

And I thought:
" I hope this asshole has a lighter".

I asked him if he had lighter.

I looked at him in the face thinking...

What a faggot!

It's him!
Same suit and same face, I'm sure.

Mr. Judge, let's go...

Here we are no longer
recognizing a man, but a suit!

It so happens that day my client
was wearing the same suit as the killer.

Coincidence!

Fortuitous coincidence!

There are thousands, millions of suits,
of the same size and shape.

I ask for my client
to wear another suit.

Look at her, what a mess!

No, the suit is not the same,

but I recognize the face of a faggot.

It's him!

Ugly bastard, son of a bitch!

Christ, at least you could have told me
the truth about this, Mr. Clark.

You are compromised!

There are no records of Mr. Clark
at any police stations?

No?

Thank you.
Excuse me, it must have been a joke.

Look for hezard everywhere.

Ask people we paid,
and if needed, increase the price.

Don't worry, Henry. They will talk.
Let's go.

We are right here.

Formidable! Awesome!

Here the camera that shoots all around.

I need that ladder,
which comes down like this.

5,000-6,000.

7,000

sorry, then...

Wonderful!

I already see it all the way.

Oh, yeah...

A bit of trouble,
this is a little gift for you.

So, it's true
that you shoot a movie here!

They've been coming here
to shoot movies for a while.

- Do you have permission from Chantal?
- Oui!

We will shoot in Chantal's place!

I asked her to rent it,
so she can also earn well.

It is an important production.

Many directors,
many actors, many operators.

- And who is in this movie?
- If you knew...

Robert Clark.

And there's also... Marlon Brando!

Marlon Brando!

- Madam dugarry!
- Here I am.

I'm asking you for a favor,
give your fur to the lady,

because the lady plays the woman
on the stairs...

Sorry, but I don't understand.

Because we need a real face.

Not a big actress!

But why, sorry? You despise me!

Am I not supposed
to kiss Marlon Brando?

I'm used to playing the part of the tsarina
and not of a beggar.

I'll complain to my agent!

Rent the cameras
and all technical equipment,

remember the police permit.
Everything needs to be in order.

And now, women!

Hi, Nick.

I didn't believe you'd call me.
Happy you did!

I was about to go out
to watch a movie.

Exactly.

Listen, I'm going to get dressed now.

I'll make you something
and I'll wait for you here.

Please, hurry up.

Bye.

Bye!

Get out of here, hurry!

I told you
we would see each other again.

It was edy, right?

You want to give her your dick,
I'll give her the money.

Let's see what she chooses.

Hit him!

Harder!

Tell me where Robert is!

How can I know?

Where is Robert?

Ask the police.

The police, eh?

The police didn't take him,
it was all fake.

I think you're fooling him.

- Filthy bastard!
- I know you're good at scams

and I know you're making him a watch.
Which one?

Guess, if you can.

Now you will take me to Clark
or I'll punch you in the face.

Okay.

He's here.
He is here, in Zurich.

On the lake.

In an apartment.

Get your ass in the car
and take us to him.

Go ahead.

Nasty son of a bitch!

You go that way!

You will never fool me in this life!

Bastard!

Calm down!
For god's sake, you're a tough guy.

Take him away.

I hope you're convinced now.

Get him back in!

If you try again,
I'll shoot you in your mouth.

Do not risk it again.

So, where is Clark?

All right.

We keep him... outside Zurich.

It's the truth this time.

I know when I lose.

Watch out!

Can I try something?

Here are some pickles and sausages.

I knew it.

You can drink all the beers you want,
but you still taste of milk.

If you want,
you can sleep with me tonight.

I wish!

If you have your Willie on you,
it's fine.

Can you go
get me some cigarettes?

Right away!

Look at her, Anna the Italian.

Look, there's no law
that forces me to stand you.

Get your ass off that chair.

Are you against the cops?

No. Only the unpleasant ones.

Nick hezard came by this place
very often.

A friend told me he was staying
with you. True?

Is this an interrogation?

What the hell are you doing here?

Look, there's this guy who wants
to fuck me and I'll let him.

However, we have to waste time
with the invites, courtship, dinners.

You know how these things go.

Or don't you?

I don't need all this nonsense.

When will you come with me, honey?

Get your hand off me,
or I'll smash this in your face.

Maybe you'll change your mind very soon.

Is he a policeman?

Sergeant major roizman.

He arrested me years ago.
He's a son of a bitch.

He promised me a lot of money
to spy for him and I spit in his face.

The trouble is that the fat man told him
that Nick was at my house.

I hope he won't figure things out.

What if we all end up in jail?

At least we'll rest.

Beefl

listen...

I would not want them to follow us
and find out what we do.

I'm leaving alone.

You... you play it cool.

Watch what they do
and maybe call me.

Bye. We'll sleep together
another time.

Bye.

Boy! Come here.

Come on, hurry up.

Sit down.

She left you...

So that you can let her know
what we do.

It means they're working.

On what, asshole?

Listen up...

If I try, I can get some information
from Anna.

And I would let you know,
if you pay me well.

And if you leave me out...
When things will come out.

I've already worked with the police.

You can trust me.

What did they do to you?

Oh, look what they did to you.
They hurt you!

Why? Can you see?

Little bastard...

- You're hitting me, mom!
- You little bastard!

- Finally, we got it.
- Ah, very well.

Big things have come up.
We can get all the jewelry back.

I made an agreement with a policeman,
a friend of mine,

who has unleashed half
of the Zurich police force after hezard.

And we discovered
something that is very hot.

- Clark is involved.
- Clark?

It's incredible.

We need to give
a percentage to my friend.

Without the police
we wouldn't have got it.

This is not a problem.

My dear Clark!

How are you?

You seem a bit down.
Cheer up. Are they treating you well?

I'm putting a piece of onion
in your pocket, it's an old trick.

Use it to cry in front
of the cameras when we are there.

The cameras?

Yes, they are taking you
to the scene of the crime. Please.

Gentlemen, stop, please.
We're about to start shooting!

Engine and cart, go!

This way, Clark.
Don't do anything stupid.

Go ahead.

- Come.
- Go ahead!

- This way, please.
- Please, gentlemen.

Stop! Good one!

You killed my daughter!

She was so young!

Come on, madam, calm down.
Let's go.

- Be strong.
- Yes...

Do not spit!

That beast killed her!

My baby!

My child...

Done. Shut down everything.

Leave us alone, ray.

I need to talk to Mr. Clark.

Did you like the watch?

It was a good job.

I dipped you in shit
up to your neck.

Now, we can smell you a mile away.

Clark.

You're done.

You have the head in the noose!

We worked at the plan for a month.

We first got 200,000 francs from you.

That money was used to organize
and buy witnesses here.

In the meantime,
we killed Chantal.

Of course, I will get at least...

Two years for blackmailing,
and another year for attempted theft.

I'll be out in a couple of years,
but you...

You will rot for 30 years!

Filthy bastard!
Filthy bastard! I'll...

Be quiet, idiot,
do you want everyone to hear?

You are dense!

Come on, try to understand
instead of screaming like an eagle!

Why do you think
we did the watch? For fun?

This is a passport.

And this is a plane ticket
to Venezuela, come on, get them!

Grab them!

Why?

Because now...

You take out the checks
you have under your armpit,

you give them to me, I collect them,
and in exchange we'll let you escape.

It's all organized.

You give them to me,
and you are free to go.

It's simple, you get on the
first plane and you're out.

Of course,
living in Venezuela won't be great.

But better than rotting in this jail,
don't you think?

Come on.

Give me the checks.

Now you have to decide.

You can't postpone it anymore!

If they move you to Zurich,
you're fucked!

Get him out!

Come on, Clark, don't be an idiot.
Try to reason!

We can't meet anymore.

If I go out of here,
for you, it's over!

What the hell are you talking about?

Are you crazy?

I should give you four million francs,
for what?

For a promise?

You have no choice. Trust me.

I'm innocent!

- And I have proof!
- Really?

Look at your jacket, you fool.
Inside, where you keep your wallet.

There's a button missing.

The woman on the boat took it.

Do you remember?

Now the button is on display, as soon
as you enter Chantal's apartment.

Only one word from me

and the cleaning lady will say

she found it
when she discovered the body,

without giving it much thought.

As you can see,
it's just one of the cards,

that we have in our hands.

What?

Leave him alone!

You would not have let me
have a son like that!

And who knows? You never know!

When do we get the jewelry?

In two hours, we'll help him
escape and then...

Ah, have you sent away servants
from Clark's villa?

I've sent them a telegram ordering
to go to the residence in lausanne.

I signed it as Clark.

Good!
So, he'll find the house empty,

he'll take the jewels
and he won't be able to talk to anyone!

Mom, we are so good!

- It's better to close it here.
- Right now, and why?

A danger could arise.

No, we planned everything!

- You're really a coward!
- Eight million...

All right, I understood well.

It's in two hours.
How many cars will be needed?

Five cars,
and at least twenty agents.

Okay, let's go.

One moment.

Watch out, guys!

Let's split.

You'll go to the fake police station
and I'll go to the airport.

Up to now it went well.
Hurry up, come on.

Quick, up!

Ah, should they see you,
raise your hands immediately.

- They shoot at sight.
- Yup.

The keys are under the seat.
Move, go!

Hey, asshole! That one!

Hi, robertino.

How did you get out of jail?

Jail?

Ah, you're talking about the old house,

an abandoned police station
that we rented for a few cents.

By the way,

I wanted to tell you that
Chantal is in perfect health,

she is alive and well.

What the hell are you talking about?

The police arrested me.

You poor fool, do you still
believe in the devil at your age?

You will not find a place to hide.

No escape. I'll have you both killed
like filthy dogs!

Clark...

You tried to kill me
and a friend died for me.

I swore to make you lick
the ground with your tongue.

But this is only the beginning.
I swear I'll crush you like a worm.

Look, Clark.

Do you know we might even be able
to get the jewels from you?

You are crazy.

You will be found dead
at the bottom of the lake.

What do you want to bet that
you will give me the jewels?

Freeze. Or we'll fire.

We got you finally.

Give it here.

Ah, very well.

Aren't these the famous jewels
that were stolen from you, Mr. Clark?

Insurance fraud.

This joke will cost you a few years
in jail, and it's not over.

Our investigations
are going to provide us

the evidence of your illegal activities.

But we'll talk about this
at the station.

Nice raid, guys! Bravo, rené.

Nice choice with rené!

Bastard, I'll kill you!

Let me go.

Let me go!

I'll kill you.

Coward. Traitor. Spy!

Leave me alone!

Damned!

Let me go.

If you try again, I'll shoot you!

Hurry, the American escaped!

Warn the station!
He won't go far.

Come on, get out.

You're under arrest too.

Fine!

Open up, open up!

There's nobody here.

Nice job, eh?

You were perfect from the start!

Rahn, the fat man, believed
that you were still a cop!

Instead, they kicked me out
a month after him.

We were big thieves.
I had so much fun fooling him!

Talking about thieves,
where is the suitcase? Ah, I got it!

- Here it is!
- Yes, there's everything.

What will Clark do now?

Let him go to Venezuela.

- He'll be an emigrant!
- Nick, I can tell you now.

At first, I didn't believe it,
but you did an amazing watch!

Great trust!

Not to mention that with the check,
it's eight million.

Eight million!

The flight to Caracas is leaving
at gate 4.

The flight to Caracas
is leaving at gate 4.

The end