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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,477 --> 00:00:22,147 - People with righteousness… - People with righteousness… 2 00:00:22,147 --> 00:00:25,300 - ...and Your poor with justice. - Your poor with justice. 3 00:00:25,300 --> 00:00:27,144 Do you know what this means? 4 00:00:27,669 --> 00:00:29,254 Or did you just memorize it? 5 00:00:29,254 --> 00:00:30,321 No, we're trying to. 6 00:00:30,321 --> 00:00:32,073 Alright, thirdly-- 7 00:00:32,073 --> 00:00:33,783 The mountains 8 00:00:33,783 --> 00:00:36,995 - will bring peace to the people-- - Hey! 9 00:00:36,995 --> 00:00:38,288 You asshole, what are you doing? 10 00:00:38,288 --> 00:00:39,622 Stop bothering me. 11 00:00:39,622 --> 00:00:42,417 What is this? 12 00:00:42,417 --> 00:00:46,212 This is written on the third psalm. You're just now hearing about it. 13 00:00:46,671 --> 00:00:47,964 The number-- 14 00:00:47,964 --> 00:00:48,964 Look at this! 15 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:51,885 What the hell have you been doing? 16 00:00:53,136 --> 00:00:54,345 Hey! Hey! 17 00:00:55,148 --> 00:00:56,185 Hey! Don’t! 18 00:00:56,185 --> 00:00:57,586 Look at this guy! 19 00:00:58,375 --> 00:01:00,476 - Hey! - Stop! 20 00:01:01,023 --> 00:01:02,312 What is this? 21 00:01:03,484 --> 00:01:06,357 - Now, we have four psalms… - Let me see! 22 00:01:08,358 --> 00:01:09,836 Don’t! 23 00:01:10,945 --> 00:01:12,030 What is this? 24 00:01:12,864 --> 00:01:13,948 Who owns this? 25 00:01:15,320 --> 00:01:17,827 You're dead, moron! 26 00:01:19,537 --> 00:01:21,790 What vile creation is this? 27 00:01:21,790 --> 00:01:23,039 This is Felix. 28 00:01:23,039 --> 00:01:24,607 The hero of this story. 29 00:01:26,788 --> 00:01:28,720 How did things come to this? 30 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:31,687 Let's back up a few tracks. 31 00:01:33,567 --> 00:01:34,567 As they say, 32 00:01:34,567 --> 00:01:37,023 Sigmund Freud was the first horny bastard. 33 00:01:39,516 --> 00:01:42,664 and Felix Bakat is at the 'Phallic Stage'. 34 00:01:45,305 --> 00:01:48,579 Sensitivity now becomes concentrated in the genitals, 35 00:01:48,579 --> 00:01:50,635 and masturbation in both sexes 36 00:01:50,635 --> 00:01:52,821 becomes a new sense of pleasure. 37 00:01:55,365 --> 00:01:58,368 The child becomes aware of anatomical sex differences 38 00:01:58,368 --> 00:01:59,992 which sets in motion 39 00:02:00,304 --> 00:02:02,759 conflict between erotic attraction, 40 00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:04,791 resentment, 41 00:02:07,126 --> 00:02:08,126 rivalry, 42 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:11,380 jealousy, 43 00:02:12,406 --> 00:02:13,590 and fear. 44 00:02:18,335 --> 00:02:20,310 It's a lot to chew on, huh? 45 00:02:20,535 --> 00:02:21,935 Basically, all that shit just means 46 00:02:21,935 --> 00:02:25,021 that Felix's sex drive is in full gear at this stage of his life. 47 00:02:25,021 --> 00:02:26,196 Relax! 48 00:02:26,196 --> 00:02:27,534 Don’t be so quick to judge him. 49 00:02:28,046 --> 00:02:31,359 It's natural to be curious about your own sexual desires. 50 00:02:31,359 --> 00:02:33,631 Raise your hand if you've never been horny. 51 00:02:42,875 --> 00:02:44,305 Remember back when 52 00:02:44,305 --> 00:02:47,041 there wasn't a lot of options to jack off to? 53 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:53,172 This is the Worthless Legend 54 00:02:53,500 --> 00:02:54,751 of Boy Sleazy! 55 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:07,103 I'm sorry! 56 00:03:16,237 --> 00:03:17,780 I'm sorry! 57 00:03:21,367 --> 00:03:24,054 - Change the channel! - There, right there! Is that a boob? 58 00:03:24,054 --> 00:03:25,389 How is that a boob? Those are cookies! 59 00:03:25,389 --> 00:03:26,932 Change the channel so we can see it better! 60 00:03:26,932 --> 00:03:27,957 Then change it again, 61 00:03:27,957 --> 00:03:29,083 maybe it'll clear up. 62 00:03:29,083 --> 00:03:31,628 - Is that it? - Let's just watch some stupid TV series. 63 00:03:32,011 --> 00:03:32,979 We know 64 00:03:32,979 --> 00:03:34,690 they'll end up smooching each other anyway. 65 00:03:34,690 --> 00:03:36,633 Let's just watch out for the naughty bits. 66 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:38,628 What the hell even is "Jaks Abang"? 67 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:41,304 This is what horny little squirts do 68 00:03:41,304 --> 00:03:44,140 where they'd wait for anything even remotely sensual 69 00:03:44,140 --> 00:03:45,326 on whatever they’re watching. 70 00:03:45,326 --> 00:03:47,877 - Watch out for the naughty parts. Game. - Okay, okay. 71 00:03:48,977 --> 00:03:50,229 There, hold it. 72 00:03:50,229 --> 00:03:51,254 Nice! 73 00:03:51,254 --> 00:03:52,240 Anyway, 74 00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:53,207 as you can see, 75 00:03:53,207 --> 00:03:55,485 teenage boys have zero standards. 76 00:03:56,866 --> 00:03:58,536 You died, Jesus-- 77 00:03:58,536 --> 00:03:59,589 Shit, it's Jesus! 78 00:03:59,589 --> 00:04:01,407 Lord, sorry. We’re very sorry. 79 00:04:01,407 --> 00:04:02,976 I didn’t mean to 80 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:04,250 watch bold shows, Lord. 81 00:04:10,185 --> 00:04:13,105 Also, I'm sure everyone's familiar with this sound. 82 00:04:13,913 --> 00:04:15,568 And while it's connecting, 83 00:04:15,568 --> 00:04:17,173 you just pray hard 84 00:04:17,173 --> 00:04:18,800 that no one would pick up the phone. 85 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:22,148 Not to mention getting a virus from all the pop-up ads. 86 00:04:22,626 --> 00:04:26,921 But if all you want is female eyecandy to please your sexual desires, 87 00:04:27,389 --> 00:04:29,152 nothing compares to the real thing. 88 00:04:29,152 --> 00:04:30,507 Come on. Let’s do this. 89 00:04:30,507 --> 00:04:31,533 Pull me. Pull me! 90 00:04:31,533 --> 00:04:32,719 Wait, wait a sec. 91 00:04:32,719 --> 00:04:34,537 Are we sure we're going to do this? 92 00:04:34,537 --> 00:04:35,650 You can do it, Garfield! 93 00:04:35,650 --> 00:04:37,343 - You go first, come on! - Why me? 94 00:04:37,818 --> 00:04:40,213 - Felix, you go! - I don’t want to! 95 00:04:40,213 --> 00:04:43,616 - Fine, I'll do it! I'll do it! - Alright, you go! 96 00:04:44,575 --> 00:04:45,618 - I don't want to! - Hey! 97 00:04:45,618 --> 00:04:47,563 The question is, can they handle the real thing? 98 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:51,582 Lord, we’re really very sorry... 99 00:04:53,663 --> 00:04:54,910 Come here! 100 00:04:54,910 --> 00:04:56,629 Hurry! Did you get it? 101 00:04:56,629 --> 00:04:57,647 Shit. 102 00:04:57,647 --> 00:04:58,983 Bro, the cashier was glaring at me! 103 00:04:58,983 --> 00:05:00,508 So did you get it?! 104 00:05:00,508 --> 00:05:02,327 Are you that horny? Relax! 105 00:05:02,734 --> 00:05:04,929 Ah, it's still going! Lord, sorry! 106 00:05:05,382 --> 00:05:06,680 There! 107 00:05:07,327 --> 00:05:08,932 - Bring them out! - Check these out. 108 00:05:08,932 --> 00:05:10,768 Viva Hot Babes… 109 00:05:11,602 --> 00:05:13,163 - Viva Hot Babes… - Here’s more, here’s more... 110 00:05:13,163 --> 00:05:15,356 - Maui Taylor! - Here, Scorpio Nights. 111 00:05:15,751 --> 00:05:17,166 And this is the best! 112 00:05:17,166 --> 00:05:17,817 Hentai! 113 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:18,817 Hentai, 114 00:05:18,817 --> 00:05:20,427 for those who don't know, 115 00:05:20,903 --> 00:05:24,115 is basically Japanese porn expressed through 2D animation. 116 00:05:25,530 --> 00:05:26,960 Cartoons? 117 00:05:27,296 --> 00:05:28,309 Bro, 118 00:05:28,309 --> 00:05:31,087 Trust me, this ain't your typical cartoons. 119 00:05:31,087 --> 00:05:32,724 - Just put it on. - Put it on. 120 00:05:32,724 --> 00:05:34,101 You’ll like it. 121 00:05:47,889 --> 00:05:49,891 Felix never knew a world like this existed. 122 00:05:50,399 --> 00:05:52,275 What rock was he living under 123 00:05:52,275 --> 00:05:55,148 during his adolescent years? 124 00:05:55,148 --> 00:05:56,657 And because of this, 125 00:05:56,941 --> 00:06:00,327 Felix discovered his uncanny talent for drawing. 126 00:06:01,125 --> 00:06:02,737 Still, you be the judge 127 00:06:02,737 --> 00:06:03,905 if such talents 128 00:06:03,905 --> 00:06:06,516 are better put to good use 129 00:06:06,516 --> 00:06:07,796 with the right mind, 130 00:06:07,998 --> 00:06:10,386 than making sexually-charged pieces of art. 131 00:06:10,386 --> 00:06:12,371 Whose is this? Who drew this? 132 00:06:12,371 --> 00:06:13,397 Tell me! 133 00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:16,085 Felix Bakat Cabahug! 134 00:06:16,984 --> 00:06:18,795 You disgusting child! 135 00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:21,049 Do you use those hands to pray? 136 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:23,572 Alright, quiet! Quiet! 137 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:26,594 You need Jesus in your heart! 138 00:06:27,345 --> 00:06:28,679 Boy Sleazy! 139 00:06:28,679 --> 00:06:30,571 That's what they should call you! 140 00:06:30,571 --> 00:06:32,357 My goodness! 141 00:06:32,357 --> 00:06:33,576 Lord God! 142 00:06:33,576 --> 00:06:34,977 This kind of thing is what you pick up on Friendster! 143 00:06:34,977 --> 00:06:37,171 Why did you guys have to pass it around like that? 144 00:06:37,675 --> 00:06:38,706 Well, 145 00:06:38,706 --> 00:06:40,942 I didn’t know someone would throw it at Sister. 146 00:06:41,192 --> 00:06:42,235 Tell me this. 147 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:43,364 Why the hell 148 00:06:43,578 --> 00:06:45,863 were you drawing her? 149 00:06:46,187 --> 00:06:48,407 I just got so sick of her face. 150 00:06:48,407 --> 00:06:49,383 It's freaking stupid. 151 00:06:49,383 --> 00:06:50,701 So instead of looking at it, 152 00:06:50,701 --> 00:06:51,726 I just drew her instead. 153 00:06:51,726 --> 00:06:55,460 I love that you gave Sister Candelario a banging bod. 154 00:06:56,195 --> 00:06:57,917 Why are you guys picking on me? 155 00:06:58,523 --> 00:07:00,002 I'm getting stressed out. 156 00:07:00,002 --> 00:07:03,256 She wants me to write the Bible in handwritten form! 157 00:07:03,578 --> 00:07:05,842 To 'cleanse the filth' off me. 158 00:07:05,842 --> 00:07:07,118 Well, she's not wrong. 159 00:07:07,395 --> 00:07:08,395 Wait a minute. 160 00:07:08,395 --> 00:07:11,722 Are you guys done with your circuit board assignment for Sir Labayen? 161 00:07:11,722 --> 00:07:13,665 Oh, shit! I haven't started. 162 00:07:14,023 --> 00:07:15,554 When is it due again? 163 00:07:16,249 --> 00:07:17,913 That's due tomorrow, man! 164 00:07:17,913 --> 00:07:19,658 - Holy shit! It's for tomorrow? - Shit! Yeah! 165 00:07:19,658 --> 00:07:20,683 Yes! 166 00:07:21,812 --> 00:07:23,022 What a hassle! 167 00:07:23,022 --> 00:07:24,703 You know the problem with this school? 168 00:07:24,919 --> 00:07:26,796 They make the minor subjects as heavy as the major subjects! 169 00:07:26,796 --> 00:07:27,821 Damn right. 170 00:07:28,124 --> 00:07:29,166 Religious Ed? 171 00:07:29,492 --> 00:07:31,327 - Our course is Engineering! - Yeah! 172 00:07:31,327 --> 00:07:32,385 The hell they want us to do, 173 00:07:32,385 --> 00:07:33,786 recreate The Tower of David?! 174 00:07:33,786 --> 00:07:34,662 Well, of course, 175 00:07:34,662 --> 00:07:36,554 they need to show that 176 00:07:36,554 --> 00:07:38,474 Saint Theresita Academy of Education is as Catholic as can be. 177 00:07:38,474 --> 00:07:39,791 - Yeah! - And do you know why. 178 00:07:39,791 --> 00:07:41,961 - Yeah! - our tuition fees keep climbing up? 179 00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:43,361 - Yeah! - It's because 180 00:07:43,738 --> 00:07:46,149 they're planning to build a skating rink 181 00:07:46,149 --> 00:07:48,050 - in the gymnasium! - Yeah! 182 00:07:48,926 --> 00:07:49,926 You keep saying 'yeah', 183 00:07:49,926 --> 00:07:51,596 Yeah. yeah! 184 00:07:51,596 --> 00:07:53,222 Is that all you can say? 185 00:07:53,222 --> 00:07:54,115 Yeah-- 186 00:07:54,115 --> 00:07:54,974 - Bro. - Asshole. 187 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:56,530 - Bro! - What? 188 00:07:56,530 --> 00:07:57,616 What is it? 189 00:07:58,102 --> 00:07:59,145 Bro, look who it is. 190 00:08:01,672 --> 00:08:02,947 Hey! That’s-- 191 00:08:02,947 --> 00:08:04,599 Is that Nikita from Nursing? 192 00:08:04,599 --> 00:08:06,156 Yeah, that's Ponty! 193 00:08:06,573 --> 00:08:07,574 Look. 194 00:08:07,967 --> 00:08:10,865 Look at that fat-to-breast ratio! 195 00:08:12,422 --> 00:08:13,422 Perfect! 196 00:08:13,875 --> 00:08:14,927 That! 197 00:08:14,927 --> 00:08:15,952 That is art! 198 00:08:15,952 --> 00:08:18,277 Wait, is that why she's named Nikita Ponty? 199 00:08:18,623 --> 00:08:19,892 Because her boobs look like they're pointing at you? 200 00:08:19,892 --> 00:08:20,917 Does that even matter? 201 00:08:21,667 --> 00:08:23,669 And you with your ratio bullshit. 202 00:08:23,669 --> 00:08:26,321 Well, when you're drawing all that hentai shit-- 203 00:08:26,617 --> 00:08:27,617 Don't you think about 204 00:08:27,617 --> 00:08:31,187 the ratio and the proportion of bodies? 205 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:33,429 - Yeah, that's what I thought! - Bro! 206 00:08:33,429 --> 00:08:34,897 - Is that your friend? - Who? 207 00:08:34,897 --> 00:08:37,254 Do I look like I have friends aside from you two idiots? 208 00:08:37,686 --> 00:08:38,910 Hey, hey! 209 00:08:38,910 --> 00:08:40,269 Bro, someone's coming! 210 00:08:40,269 --> 00:08:41,229 Are those your friends? 211 00:08:41,229 --> 00:08:43,749 What do you mean someone's coming over? Someone's coming over, man! 212 00:08:43,749 --> 00:08:45,691 - Huh? What? - What do you want? 213 00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:48,486 We’re so sorry! 214 00:08:48,486 --> 00:08:49,153 Very sorry! 215 00:08:49,153 --> 00:08:50,403 Sorry! 216 00:08:50,403 --> 00:08:51,972 Is Nikita your girlfriend? 217 00:08:51,972 --> 00:08:53,090 Sorry about that, 218 00:08:53,090 --> 00:08:55,135 - Her boobs, they look great! - Bro, what the heck! 219 00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:56,328 Why did I say 'boobs'? 220 00:08:56,328 --> 00:08:58,888 You're so lucky you get to play with it whenever you want! 221 00:08:58,888 --> 00:09:00,155 The hell is wrong with you?! 222 00:09:02,267 --> 00:09:03,661 Are you the guy they call 'Boy Sleazy'? 223 00:09:03,661 --> 00:09:05,147 What do you mean 'sleazy'? 224 00:09:07,599 --> 00:09:09,012 Something wrong? 225 00:09:09,568 --> 00:09:13,319 You can call me whatever you want, man! I'm just messing with you! 226 00:09:13,319 --> 00:09:14,804 I was kidding! 227 00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:17,139 Alright, sit your asses down. 228 00:09:17,139 --> 00:09:18,164 He said sit down. 229 00:09:18,164 --> 00:09:19,558 You all are getting too loud. 230 00:09:19,558 --> 00:09:20,791 I got something to say. 231 00:09:21,686 --> 00:09:24,855 Were you the one who drew a hentai version of Sister Candelario? 232 00:09:24,855 --> 00:09:26,983 How did that news travel so fast? 233 00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:28,066 Right? 234 00:09:28,066 --> 00:09:29,150 Ah... 235 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:30,444 Ah... 236 00:09:30,444 --> 00:09:31,612 Yes, he is. 237 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:34,740 Draw me one. 238 00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:36,283 You? 239 00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:38,660 Not me, you moron! 240 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:40,246 My crush! 241 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:41,580 - Wow, she's pretty! - Right? 242 00:09:41,580 --> 00:09:43,416 Shut the hell up! 243 00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:44,959 Sorry, sorry. 244 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:46,794 Draw it! 245 00:09:46,794 --> 00:09:49,034 How are you gonna draw it if you just keep staring at it? 246 00:09:50,172 --> 00:09:51,007 Well? 247 00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:52,173 Come on. 248 00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:54,760 I want to go home to my mom! 249 00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:57,555 Hurry, hurry! 250 00:09:57,855 --> 00:09:58,864 Hey, hey. 251 00:09:58,864 --> 00:10:00,683 Yeah, look at that face! All together now-- 252 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:02,393 "Yamete!" 253 00:10:02,643 --> 00:10:04,020 "Yamete!" say it! 254 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:05,104 "Yamete!" 255 00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:06,897 - Say, “Yamete!’ - Yamete! 256 00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:12,337 That’s why you don’t lose weight! 257 00:10:12,337 --> 00:10:13,779 All you talk about is food. 258 00:10:13,779 --> 00:10:14,680 You’re such a prick. 259 00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:17,582 Nah, nah. Want to go play Counter Strike later at the Global Café? 260 00:10:17,582 --> 00:10:18,576 Counter Strike? 261 00:10:18,576 --> 00:10:19,660 Yeah, why not? 262 00:10:19,660 --> 00:10:22,229 Bro, can't we play Battle Realms instead or Ragnarok Online? 263 00:10:22,229 --> 00:10:24,089 Something different for once. 264 00:10:24,498 --> 00:10:26,584 Don't you need a load card and DSL for that? 265 00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:28,153 No need! You want faster speed? 266 00:10:28,153 --> 00:10:30,040 - Of course! - Then play at night! 267 00:10:30,373 --> 00:10:31,339 Even if I'm not on DSL? 268 00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:33,157 Yeah, so long as no one's using the phone. 269 00:10:33,157 --> 00:10:36,217 And no one's supposed to pick it up since everyone's pretty much asleep. 270 00:10:36,217 --> 00:10:37,242 Right! 271 00:10:37,595 --> 00:10:38,220 Wait a sec-- 272 00:10:38,220 --> 00:10:40,080 Felix! 273 00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:42,683 You may think our hero does nothing but get himself off, 274 00:10:42,933 --> 00:10:47,438 - but Boy Sleazy's a lover boy. - Hi GG! 275 00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:48,840 Hi, Cathy. 276 00:10:49,129 --> 00:10:50,124 Wait a sec. 277 00:10:50,124 --> 00:10:51,984 Let me cut into this story real quick. 278 00:10:52,443 --> 00:10:56,516 Who's this Cathy and why does Felix look less than thrilled 279 00:10:56,516 --> 00:10:57,948 to be her boyfriend? 280 00:10:58,657 --> 00:11:00,117 Cue explanation! 281 00:11:00,868 --> 00:11:02,661 Maria Catolico, or Cathy. 282 00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:04,163 Interior Design. 283 00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:05,538 Favorite Books-- 284 00:11:05,538 --> 00:11:08,013 Bible, and Sweet Valley High. 285 00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:10,378 She was in church one time 286 00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:13,448 and asked God to find The One. 287 00:11:13,873 --> 00:11:15,674 A sinful being 288 00:11:15,674 --> 00:11:18,928 that she means to save and bring to the 'Right Path', 289 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:20,273 then eventually be her boyfriend. 290 00:11:20,596 --> 00:11:22,390 As luck would have it, 291 00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:23,708 Felix was there, too-- 292 00:11:23,708 --> 00:11:25,434 the sinful human 293 00:11:25,434 --> 00:11:26,473 she was looking for. 294 00:11:26,977 --> 00:11:29,271 She had him pegged for the person. 295 00:11:29,271 --> 00:11:30,630 God gave to her, 296 00:11:30,630 --> 00:11:32,443 so she calls him GG 297 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:34,498 or God's Gift. 298 00:11:34,498 --> 00:11:37,177 GG, don't tell me you forgot! 299 00:11:37,988 --> 00:11:38,406 Ah... 300 00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:39,198 Ah... 301 00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:40,743 Is it our monthsary again? 302 00:11:43,245 --> 00:11:45,081 It's my birthday next, next week. 303 00:11:45,081 --> 00:11:46,857 Didn't we talk about this? 304 00:11:46,857 --> 00:11:48,124 Ah! 305 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:50,835 Happy birthday… 306 00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:52,086 for next, next week. 307 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,006 Didn't we agree 308 00:11:56,006 --> 00:11:57,299 that we would have sex? 309 00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:00,469 Are you sure about this? 310 00:12:00,469 --> 00:12:02,555 Isn't that a sin against God? 311 00:12:02,763 --> 00:12:04,557 Thanks for thinking about my faith 312 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,626 but I already asked Him for permission. 313 00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:08,059 What did He say? 314 00:12:08,474 --> 00:12:11,147 You know that's not how He works! 315 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:13,399 Don't worry about it! 316 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:14,888 This is God's Plan! 317 00:12:15,396 --> 00:12:16,402 Alright, sure. 318 00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:19,029 He might strike me down with lightning if I refuse. 319 00:12:19,613 --> 00:12:21,574 I really love you, Felix! 320 00:12:21,998 --> 00:12:24,910 I gotta go, GG, my ride's here! 321 00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:27,538 Praying for you always! 322 00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:29,273 I will save you! 323 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:31,041 Bye! 324 00:12:31,328 --> 00:12:32,663 Bye, Cathy. 325 00:12:40,509 --> 00:12:41,135 Bro. 326 00:12:41,135 --> 00:12:42,636 Oh, I didn't notice you two. 327 00:12:42,636 --> 00:12:43,946 What? 328 00:12:43,946 --> 00:12:44,971 Are you gay? 329 00:12:45,224 --> 00:12:47,024 Just admit it, there's nothing wrong with it. 330 00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:52,021 It's totally cool, bro. Come on! 331 00:12:52,688 --> 00:12:54,356 There's nothing wrong with being gay! 332 00:12:55,482 --> 00:12:56,734 If you want hotdogs, 333 00:12:58,027 --> 00:12:59,528 it's fine if you're gay! 334 00:12:59,873 --> 00:13:02,948 But I hope you don't RSJ our dicks! 335 00:13:02,948 --> 00:13:04,300 RSJ. 336 00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:06,904 Recall Sabay Jakol. (Think about someone then jack off to the mental image) 337 00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:07,870 I told you, 338 00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:09,538 I'm not gay! 339 00:13:09,538 --> 00:13:11,315 Then why don't you want to do Cathy? 340 00:13:11,315 --> 00:13:12,041 Bro, 341 00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:15,920 your girl already made the first move. You just gotta hit it. 342 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:16,587 Right! 343 00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:17,755 It's not like that! 344 00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:19,298 I like Cathy, 345 00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:20,424 but… 346 00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:22,051 - But? - But what? 347 00:13:22,591 --> 00:13:26,096 If this gets out, I will tell people you two made out with tongue! 348 00:13:26,096 --> 00:13:28,165 Yeah, yeah! 349 00:13:29,435 --> 00:13:30,601 I'm a virgin. 350 00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:31,626 What? 351 00:13:32,219 --> 00:13:33,219 Virgin. 352 00:13:33,435 --> 00:13:35,427 Vivamax's viewers. 353 00:13:38,091 --> 00:13:39,109 Same. 354 00:13:39,109 --> 00:13:40,134 Me, too. 355 00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:42,571 I thought you already did it, Layno? 356 00:13:42,571 --> 00:13:44,798 We just made out, and it was with my cousin. 357 00:13:44,798 --> 00:13:46,283 - Eww! - What? 358 00:13:47,691 --> 00:13:48,844 Insex! 359 00:13:48,844 --> 00:13:50,162 It's inchest, you idiot. 360 00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:52,081 Yeah, inchest, that's what I said! 361 00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:54,900 Wait I thought you said Cathy wanted to do it? 362 00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:56,598 You know what I think? 363 00:13:57,398 --> 00:13:59,558 She just got pressured by a classmate from her course. 364 00:14:00,463 --> 00:14:01,463 Really? 365 00:14:02,911 --> 00:14:03,911 Wait, wait, wait. 366 00:14:04,269 --> 00:14:05,269 The real question is, 367 00:14:05,763 --> 00:14:07,540 what does it feel like to have sex? 368 00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:11,392 I think 369 00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:13,352 it's better than jacking off. 370 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:15,604 You know guys, 371 00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:18,732 my neighbor's friend who's classmates with Leo said… 372 00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:20,568 - You know fresh spring rolls? - Yeah. 373 00:14:22,444 --> 00:14:23,654 You get one of those, 374 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:27,283 and shove it right in! 375 00:14:28,492 --> 00:14:30,332 Does it really have to be a fresh spring roll? 376 00:14:30,332 --> 00:14:31,650 And who the hell is Leo?! 377 00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:33,246 You know, man, 378 00:14:33,246 --> 00:14:35,849 if your peen is small, it’s fine. 379 00:14:35,849 --> 00:14:37,686 You can definitely work with the smaller version. 380 00:14:37,686 --> 00:14:39,045 I'm not saying 381 00:14:39,367 --> 00:14:40,437 I've tried it but-- 382 00:14:40,437 --> 00:14:41,088 Oh, 383 00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:42,089 it’s here. 384 00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:43,382 - Gotta go. - "Pull over!" 385 00:14:44,249 --> 00:14:45,926 You're a mama's boy. 386 00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:47,890 Garfield, son, hop on! 387 00:14:47,890 --> 00:14:50,739 - Hi Felix, hi Layno! - Hello ma'am! 388 00:14:50,739 --> 00:14:52,117 Hello, auntie! Don't you wish you had your own ride? 389 00:14:52,117 --> 00:14:53,100 - Alright. - Bye! 390 00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:55,753 - Take care, bro! - You guys, too! 391 00:14:55,753 --> 00:14:56,778 Take care! 392 00:14:57,987 --> 00:14:59,363 Bro. 393 00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:06,614 Garfield's mom's hot, isn't she? You think she's single? 394 00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:07,723 Bro, what the hell! 395 00:15:07,723 --> 00:15:09,805 You think you can just talk like that about anyone? 396 00:15:09,805 --> 00:15:11,201 I was just asking, man! 397 00:15:11,201 --> 00:15:14,104 You make it sound like I'm a bad person! 398 00:15:14,104 --> 00:15:15,706 Get a hold of yourself, man, 399 00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:18,062 - that's Garfield's mom! - You're too hard on me! 400 00:15:18,062 --> 00:15:20,502 - Don't be gross! - Alright, shut up. 401 00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:22,488 My ride is here. There’s my cousin. 402 00:15:22,488 --> 00:15:23,513 Take care. 403 00:15:23,513 --> 00:15:25,123 - Layno! Let's go! - Hey! 404 00:15:25,349 --> 00:15:27,643 - Take care, yeah? - Sure! 405 00:15:29,641 --> 00:15:31,455 Cuz, I missed you! 406 00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:33,932 You should've driven me to school! 407 00:15:39,396 --> 00:15:41,523 Cellphone, cellphone, cellphone! 408 00:15:41,915 --> 00:15:44,546 Downloads! Get your downloads here! 409 00:15:45,618 --> 00:15:47,245 Sir! Cellphone! 410 00:15:47,245 --> 00:15:49,348 Downloads! Movies, we got a lot of them here! 411 00:15:49,348 --> 00:15:50,373 Oh. 412 00:15:51,154 --> 00:15:51,947 What do you need? 413 00:15:51,947 --> 00:15:52,973 Can I play them on here? 414 00:15:52,973 --> 00:15:56,697 Yeah, no problem! What kind of movies do you like? I can get you sex scandals. 415 00:15:57,096 --> 00:16:00,205 Scandal? Yuck! What a pervert! 416 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,379 Hey, shithead. 417 00:16:03,783 --> 00:16:05,596 Cellphone, cellphone, cellphone! 418 00:16:05,596 --> 00:16:07,098 Downloads! Get your downloads here! 419 00:16:07,736 --> 00:16:10,781 - What do you have? - Oh, good, you're back! 420 00:16:10,781 --> 00:16:12,850 We have a new one. 421 00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:16,058 Sex scandals from FEU. 422 00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:17,726 Sex scandals from FEU. 423 00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:19,603 Atenito Scandal! 424 00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:23,023 Desalsal Scandal! 425 00:16:23,023 --> 00:16:26,735 And our newest one, the Literans Scandal-- you'll drown in pussy in that one. 426 00:16:27,425 --> 00:16:29,300 Do you have any from STAE? 427 00:16:29,582 --> 00:16:31,365 STAE. 428 00:16:31,957 --> 00:16:33,241 STAE... 429 00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:34,885 No, we don't, sorry. 430 00:16:34,885 --> 00:16:37,621 We get lots of requests actually but 431 00:16:37,939 --> 00:16:40,099 most of the students there are religious… 432 00:16:40,099 --> 00:16:42,084 So you know, 433 00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:44,317 I guess they don't want to get found out. 434 00:16:44,317 --> 00:16:45,838 But maybe you know something? 435 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,841 Help us stock up. Maybe you could give me a copy? 436 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,128 I don’t have one either! 437 00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:52,922 But… this one. I'll take one of these. 438 00:16:52,922 --> 00:16:54,407 Really? Which one? Which one? 439 00:16:54,859 --> 00:16:57,527 Choose one. 440 00:16:57,766 --> 00:16:59,452 Here, there's so many pussies in this one. 441 00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:02,313 Just… everywhere! 442 00:17:02,313 --> 00:17:03,047 I'll take it all, all of it. 443 00:17:03,047 --> 00:17:04,148 All of it? 444 00:17:04,772 --> 00:17:05,916 Put it on the phone, alright? 445 00:17:05,916 --> 00:17:08,110 Sure, sure, no problem! 446 00:17:08,918 --> 00:17:10,320 I'll give you a discount! 447 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:11,763 Son of a bitch. 448 00:17:28,046 --> 00:17:30,215 Welcome to Felix's Kingdom. 449 00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:33,385 He lives alone here and is free to do whatever he wants. 450 00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:36,263 He's used to it. 451 00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:40,809 But it wouldn't be so bad to have company, 452 00:17:40,809 --> 00:17:42,770 aside from his own thoughts and feelings. 453 00:17:44,938 --> 00:17:48,275 He's been used to this sort of independence at a young age. 454 00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:08,420 Ever heard of fresh spring rolls? 455 00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:16,011 You get one of those, 456 00:18:19,373 --> 00:18:20,599 and shove it right in! 457 00:19:13,902 --> 00:19:15,445 Felix! 458 00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:16,947 Hi, Felix! 459 00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,493 - My god, the traffic! - Auntie! 460 00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:22,995 - What? - What are you doing here? 461 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:25,515 - You're home early! - Wow, you made fresh spring rolls! 462 00:19:25,515 --> 00:19:26,874 Hey, your mom. 463 00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:29,293 She’s late with your allowance again. 464 00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:31,628 Auntie, what are you doing here? 465 00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:33,380 Didn't your mom tell you? 466 00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:34,505 Ah, jeez. 467 00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:36,341 Your mom probably has Alzheimer's. 468 00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:39,261 She has this friend in Japan 469 00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:42,222 whose kid is coming tomorrow. 470 00:19:42,806 --> 00:19:45,225 Who? Uncle Levi? 471 00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:46,435 No, 472 00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:48,020 it's a woman! 473 00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:50,689 Anyway, their kid is coming to work here. 474 00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:54,213 So, to make things more convenient for her, 475 00:19:54,213 --> 00:19:57,367 she'll be living with us here in the meantime. 476 00:19:57,691 --> 00:19:59,526 Anyway, that’s a good plan I guess. 477 00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:02,034 She won’t have a hard time anymore. 478 00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:03,284 Besides, 479 00:20:03,284 --> 00:20:07,230 she'll only be here for three months or something. 480 00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:09,875 Gosh, I'm tired. 481 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,877 You know what, I'm starving. Let's eat! 482 00:20:12,085 --> 00:20:13,211 Auntie! Wait, not yet! 483 00:20:13,601 --> 00:20:14,681 What do you mean 'not yet?' 484 00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:15,373 Hello? 485 00:20:15,373 --> 00:20:19,635 Fresh spring rolls taste best when you eat them immediately! 486 00:20:20,155 --> 00:20:21,155 Thank you. 487 00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:22,846 Hey, what are you doing, 488 00:20:22,846 --> 00:20:24,556 I'm starving here! 489 00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:41,782 Slightly sweet 490 00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:43,825 with a tang of bitterness! 491 00:20:46,703 --> 00:20:48,914 But it's so good! 492 00:20:49,122 --> 00:20:50,457 What's your sauce recipe? 493 00:20:50,457 --> 00:20:52,125 - Try it! - I don't want any. 494 00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:54,586 - Try it, it's good! - I don't want it. 495 00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:55,754 - No, seriously, try it! - I'm good. 496 00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:57,506 - Just once! - I don't want it. 497 00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:59,049 Whatever, then. You're missing out. 498 00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:44,219 Give me that! 499 00:21:44,676 --> 00:21:46,096 Give it! 500 00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:52,269 Snatcher! 501 00:21:59,026 --> 00:21:59,776 Hey! 502 00:21:59,776 --> 00:22:01,236 - Shame on you! - Ouch! 503 00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:04,114 Hey! Wait a minute, miss! I'm not the snatcher, he is! 504 00:22:04,114 --> 00:22:05,490 This is the snatcher! 505 00:22:12,539 --> 00:22:14,291 Why the hell did you hit me? I don't even know her! 506 00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:16,396 It's wrong to hit a girl so I'm hitting you instead! 507 00:22:21,798 --> 00:22:23,425 Miss! Miss, I'll do it! 508 00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:31,266 Sorry, sorry! 509 00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:35,395 Snatcher! 510 00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:45,572 Sorry, sorry, sorry! 511 00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:48,240 Ouch! 512 00:22:50,156 --> 00:22:51,863 That hurt! 513 00:22:51,863 --> 00:22:52,888 Hey! 514 00:22:53,121 --> 00:22:55,224 Yo, what happened to you?! You look like you went swimming! 515 00:22:55,224 --> 00:22:56,416 Layno, is that you? 516 00:22:56,691 --> 00:22:57,959 You asshole! 517 00:22:57,959 --> 00:22:59,632 You won’t believe this. 518 00:23:00,128 --> 00:23:01,922 - A while ago, at the jeep terminal, - Yeah? 519 00:23:02,479 --> 00:23:04,566 Wait--am I on time? Am I late? 520 00:23:04,566 --> 00:23:06,802 Nah, you're fine, here have some water. 521 00:23:06,802 --> 00:23:08,120 Bro, the prof's a no-show! 522 00:23:09,780 --> 00:23:11,782 Yes. Good. 523 00:23:11,782 --> 00:23:12,724 Right! 524 00:23:12,724 --> 00:23:14,476 Class, class, quiet! 525 00:23:15,630 --> 00:23:17,132 Good day to you! 526 00:23:17,791 --> 00:23:18,959 Unfortunately, 527 00:23:19,191 --> 00:23:22,317 your professor for Biology 101 won't be able to come. 528 00:23:22,317 --> 00:23:24,012 - Yes! - Yes! 529 00:23:25,628 --> 00:23:26,963 He got into an accident. 530 00:23:26,963 --> 00:23:27,781 That’s dark. 531 00:23:27,781 --> 00:23:28,473 Okay? 532 00:23:28,473 --> 00:23:30,507 But don't worry 533 00:23:31,034 --> 00:23:32,619 - because... - Sorry. 534 00:23:32,619 --> 00:23:35,122 we got you a part-time teacher! 535 00:23:35,532 --> 00:23:40,412 She'll teach you guys while Mr. Gallon is recuperating, understood? 536 00:23:40,412 --> 00:23:40,938 Yes, sir! 537 00:23:40,938 --> 00:23:43,146 Let's give her a warm welcome! Here she is! 538 00:23:43,146 --> 00:23:45,065 - Ms. Katey Quinto. - Good afternoon, class! 539 00:23:45,065 --> 00:23:46,967 Sir, sorry I was late today! 540 00:23:47,176 --> 00:23:49,594 - Sorry. - Are you alright? 541 00:23:50,637 --> 00:23:53,181 Yeah, I just had some trouble earlier in the morning. 542 00:23:53,181 --> 00:23:55,684 - But I'm fine, I can manage. Thank you. - Good, good. 543 00:23:55,684 --> 00:23:56,660 Okay. 544 00:23:56,660 --> 00:23:59,771 Can I expect you guys to be on your best behavior? 545 00:23:59,771 --> 00:24:02,249 Yes, sir! 546 00:24:02,249 --> 00:24:03,650 Yes sir! Yes sir! 547 00:24:04,609 --> 00:24:07,529 Quiet! This is not a noontime show. 548 00:24:08,014 --> 00:24:10,391 Here's the classroom setup. I'll leave it to you then! 549 00:24:12,784 --> 00:24:14,327 Good afternoon, class. 550 00:24:33,904 --> 00:24:36,100 Dang, the new teacher's legit, huh? 551 00:24:36,357 --> 00:24:40,004 I hope Mr. Gallon never comes back. He always has gout anyway. 552 00:24:41,290 --> 00:24:46,376 You said it. I think Bio's my new favorite minor subject! 553 00:24:46,376 --> 00:24:50,793 Her jacket looks familiar, though! Don't you have a jacket like that, Felix? 554 00:24:55,785 --> 00:24:58,706 "Genesis 2:24" 555 00:24:58,706 --> 00:25:01,188 That is why a man leaves his father and mother 556 00:25:01,188 --> 00:25:02,894 and is united to his wife, 557 00:25:02,894 --> 00:25:05,316 and they become one flesh. 558 00:25:12,219 --> 00:25:15,222 Guys, Cathy messaged me again. 559 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:19,309 I'm not sure what to do. 560 00:25:21,269 --> 00:25:23,563 Did you try it with the fresh spring rolls? 561 00:25:24,522 --> 00:25:28,985 What position are you planning to do? Missionary? Doggy style? 562 00:25:35,697 --> 00:25:38,908 How do they make it look so easy? 563 00:25:41,167 --> 00:25:42,514 Feels good, right? 564 00:25:45,425 --> 00:25:46,587 Does it feel good? 565 00:25:46,587 --> 00:25:47,212 Yes! 566 00:25:47,212 --> 00:25:48,237 What do you want? 567 00:25:49,590 --> 00:25:50,636 One more! 568 00:25:50,636 --> 00:25:51,894 Who's your daddy? 569 00:25:52,926 --> 00:25:53,926 Alfredo?! 570 00:25:53,926 --> 00:25:55,512 You feel so good, Felix! 571 00:25:55,512 --> 00:25:56,722 So good! 572 00:25:56,972 --> 00:25:59,099 I will finish you, Eugene! 573 00:26:18,183 --> 00:26:19,303 Felix! 574 00:26:19,303 --> 00:26:20,262 Yes? 575 00:26:20,262 --> 00:26:21,454 Felix, it's time to eat! 576 00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:23,206 I'll be right down! 577 00:26:27,186 --> 00:26:28,604 Come on, hurry up! 578 00:26:35,302 --> 00:26:37,012 Why do you look like that? 579 00:26:38,596 --> 00:26:39,806 You smell like bleach! 580 00:26:39,806 --> 00:26:41,141 Did you do the laundry? 581 00:26:42,887 --> 00:26:45,178 Why is there so much food, Auntie? What's the occasion? 582 00:26:45,395 --> 00:26:47,314 Did you forget? 583 00:26:47,522 --> 00:26:50,150 Look, I made more spring rolls. It seems to be your favorite! 584 00:26:50,150 --> 00:26:53,361 And I prepared more food. 585 00:26:53,862 --> 00:26:56,448 Remember, we have a visitor coming? 586 00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:57,883 The one I told you will be staying with us? 587 00:26:57,883 --> 00:26:59,075 Ah, who was it again? 588 00:27:00,702 --> 00:27:01,536 She's here! 589 00:27:01,536 --> 00:27:03,246 Wait a minute! 590 00:27:09,794 --> 00:27:10,544 Hi! 591 00:27:11,813 --> 00:27:14,774 - Hello, ma'am! Good evening. - Hey, how are you?! 592 00:27:14,774 --> 00:27:16,760 - Are you Katey? - Yes, ma'am. 593 00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:19,879 - Come in! Don't be shy! Come in! - Yes, ma’am. 594 00:27:20,363 --> 00:27:22,032 Your timing's perfect! 595 00:27:22,032 --> 00:27:23,308 Why is she here?! 596 00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:25,076 Come, don’t be shy now, come in! 597 00:27:25,076 --> 00:27:28,730 I had to call you via landline because my purse got snatched. 598 00:27:28,730 --> 00:27:31,440 My wallet and phone were in there, that's why- 599 00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:33,735 Such hassle, shit! 600 00:27:33,735 --> 00:27:36,296 Oh, I know, that's terrible! You poor thing! 601 00:27:36,296 --> 00:27:38,573 - The police said they’ll investigate-- - What will I do? What will I do? 602 00:27:38,573 --> 00:27:39,799 Come here, sit down. 603 00:27:39,799 --> 00:27:41,076 Let's eat! 604 00:27:41,076 --> 00:27:42,494 Sorry about this... 605 00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:44,012 this is all I could prepare! 606 00:27:44,012 --> 00:27:45,288 I'm afraid it isn't much! 607 00:27:45,886 --> 00:27:47,766 It looks more than enough, Auntie. 608 00:27:47,766 --> 00:27:48,600 My god. 609 00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:51,269 You poor thing. It's bad enough you got robbed, 610 00:27:51,269 --> 00:27:53,105 then some creep put his hands all over you, too! 611 00:27:53,105 --> 00:27:57,859 That filthy creep! God, you can't trust anyone these days! 612 00:27:57,859 --> 00:27:59,761 Your house looks great, Auntie! 613 00:27:59,761 --> 00:28:02,305 Really, you like it? You think it's beautiful? 614 00:28:02,305 --> 00:28:03,848 This isn't mine, though... 615 00:28:03,848 --> 00:28:07,494 it's my sister's! The one from Japan. She's a friend of your mom, isn't she? 616 00:28:07,494 --> 00:28:10,230 And she has a son living here with me. 617 00:28:10,230 --> 00:28:11,331 Ah, is that so? 618 00:28:11,331 --> 00:28:12,565 Felix! 619 00:28:12,565 --> 00:28:14,042 - Felix! - Ouch! 620 00:28:14,042 --> 00:28:15,947 Get up from there. What the hell are you doing? 621 00:28:16,246 --> 00:28:17,718 Give us a second. 622 00:28:19,082 --> 00:28:21,262 Auntie, I'm taking care of a cockroach down here. 623 00:28:21,741 --> 00:28:23,636 I just killed it so it won't creep up on anyone. 624 00:28:23,636 --> 00:28:24,660 What? 625 00:28:25,578 --> 00:28:26,978 Crawl! So it won't crawl on things! 626 00:28:27,414 --> 00:28:29,892 - There's a cockroach? Let me help you! - No need, Auntie! 627 00:28:29,892 --> 00:28:30,916 I can take care of it! 628 00:28:32,293 --> 00:28:33,753 What is taking so long? 629 00:28:33,753 --> 00:28:36,131 Are you dissecting the cockroach? Sorry about this. 630 00:28:36,565 --> 00:28:37,565 Felix! 631 00:28:39,801 --> 00:28:40,927 Sorry! 632 00:28:45,543 --> 00:28:46,543 Shit! 633 00:28:48,184 --> 00:28:49,184 Hi. 634 00:28:51,020 --> 00:28:52,063 Sorry! 635 00:28:58,900 --> 00:29:01,738 Do you two know each other? You're not talking. 636 00:29:02,991 --> 00:29:04,033 Hello, Felix. 637 00:29:04,510 --> 00:29:05,510 Katey. 638 00:29:07,412 --> 00:29:09,622 There, now you're introduced! 639 00:29:10,631 --> 00:29:11,683 Felix. 640 00:29:11,683 --> 00:29:13,601 This is Miss Katey Quinto! 641 00:29:13,601 --> 00:29:16,379 She's going to be living with us for a while 642 00:29:16,379 --> 00:29:18,507 because she'll be working as a substitute teacher at the-- 643 00:29:18,507 --> 00:29:21,160 Hey! You're in the same school! 644 00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:22,886 She'll be at STAE! 645 00:29:22,886 --> 00:29:25,028 Oh, I'm sure she's going to be your teacher! 646 00:29:26,972 --> 00:29:28,491 You may eat. What are you waiting for? 647 00:29:28,491 --> 00:29:30,226 Let's eat! Don't be shy! 648 00:29:31,561 --> 00:29:33,688 I cook well. The fresh spring rolls-- 649 00:29:34,355 --> 00:29:35,523 Bye, Auntie! 650 00:29:35,523 --> 00:29:38,468 - Felix and I will take care of things. - Bye Auntie, take care! 651 00:29:38,735 --> 00:29:40,028 Please take care! 652 00:29:40,445 --> 00:29:42,071 Your room's ready, alright? 653 00:29:42,363 --> 00:29:43,615 Thanks, Auntie! 654 00:29:44,453 --> 00:29:46,050 My cab's here. Bye! 655 00:29:46,050 --> 00:29:48,036 Let me help you with your bag. 656 00:29:48,036 --> 00:29:49,061 Hello? 657 00:29:49,659 --> 00:29:50,860 Hello, who's this? 658 00:29:51,998 --> 00:29:53,041 It's Tep-tep! 659 00:29:53,287 --> 00:29:54,309 Ah, Tep-tep! 660 00:29:54,309 --> 00:29:55,668 Is your brother home? 661 00:29:56,270 --> 00:29:57,503 My brother? 662 00:29:57,795 --> 00:29:58,795 Yes! 663 00:29:58,795 --> 00:30:00,340 Alright, let me go get him. 664 00:30:01,613 --> 00:30:02,912 Bro! It's for you! 665 00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:04,384 Who the hell is calling? 666 00:30:04,384 --> 00:30:05,887 May I know who this is? 667 00:30:06,346 --> 00:30:07,764 It's Felix, his friend! 668 00:30:08,348 --> 00:30:09,766 It's your friend Felix! 669 00:30:11,559 --> 00:30:12,769 Garf! Garf! 670 00:30:12,769 --> 00:30:14,354 Garfield, where is it? 671 00:30:14,938 --> 00:30:16,147 Hey, what's up, man? 672 00:30:16,481 --> 00:30:18,358 Dude, I gotta tell you something! 673 00:30:18,583 --> 00:30:22,337 This morning, I saw a woman at the station. 674 00:30:22,337 --> 00:30:24,231 Yeah, Ma! It's somewhere in the back! 675 00:30:24,231 --> 00:30:25,340 And then? 676 00:30:25,340 --> 00:30:28,618 Then in our Bio class, that teacher that came-- 677 00:30:30,245 --> 00:30:31,245 Hello? 678 00:30:31,245 --> 00:30:32,455 Hello? Garf? 679 00:30:32,722 --> 00:30:33,723 Hello! 680 00:30:33,723 --> 00:30:34,832 Can we talk? 681 00:30:37,627 --> 00:30:38,627 Huh? 682 00:30:42,204 --> 00:30:43,204 Okay. 683 00:30:43,204 --> 00:30:44,341 First off, 684 00:30:44,341 --> 00:30:46,553 - at that station-- - I said I was sorry! 685 00:30:47,470 --> 00:30:49,889 Was I wrong to cover up your-- 686 00:30:49,889 --> 00:30:50,914 My boobs? 687 00:30:52,350 --> 00:30:55,645 I was going to say sorry for slapping you. 688 00:30:57,814 --> 00:30:59,566 It's instinctual. 689 00:31:00,191 --> 00:31:02,694 Still, thanks for lending me your jacket. 690 00:31:03,278 --> 00:31:04,278 Here. 691 00:31:04,278 --> 00:31:05,405 Thank you. 692 00:31:05,655 --> 00:31:10,285 But it's still your fault that the snatcher got away with my phone! 693 00:31:10,285 --> 00:31:12,620 I saved for months to get that! 694 00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:15,123 Sorry, ma’am. 695 00:31:16,082 --> 00:31:17,500 Can we strike a deal? 696 00:31:18,126 --> 00:31:19,168 What kind of deal? 697 00:31:21,045 --> 00:31:23,881 By the way, thanks for letting me stay here at your house. 698 00:31:24,299 --> 00:31:28,820 But could you please not tell anyone, even your friends, that I'm staying with you? 699 00:31:28,820 --> 00:31:29,971 Because? 700 00:31:30,305 --> 00:31:31,514 Because it's awkward! 701 00:31:31,806 --> 00:31:34,142 And I can't have any more distractions 702 00:31:34,142 --> 00:31:36,202 or obstacles from doing my job as a substitute teacher. 703 00:31:36,202 --> 00:31:39,647 So I don't have time to spare for your friends, 704 00:31:39,647 --> 00:31:41,468 or you! No offense. 705 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:44,736 Okay, Ma'am Katey. 706 00:31:45,055 --> 00:31:47,228 Don't call me "ma'am" inside the house. 707 00:31:47,228 --> 00:31:48,447 Katey is fine. 708 00:31:48,948 --> 00:31:50,491 Okay, Katey. 709 00:31:50,491 --> 00:31:51,743 And in school, 710 00:31:52,034 --> 00:31:53,303 we don't know each other, got it? 711 00:31:53,303 --> 00:31:55,830 Your classmates and professors have been warning me about you. 712 00:31:57,165 --> 00:31:58,791 It seems you have a reputation 713 00:31:59,959 --> 00:32:00,959 for being a creep. 714 00:32:01,169 --> 00:32:03,379 A creep?! That's not true! 715 00:32:03,379 --> 00:32:05,840 - That's them saying nasty shit about me-- - Oops! 716 00:32:06,299 --> 00:32:08,217 - No, listen-- - Oops! 717 00:32:08,468 --> 00:32:09,844 The bell's ringing! 718 00:32:10,261 --> 00:32:11,888 Class dismissed! 719 00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:13,681 That's all I ask, okay? 720 00:32:14,098 --> 00:32:15,418 This is what's best for everyone. 721 00:32:17,101 --> 00:32:19,103 What's in it for me? 722 00:32:19,729 --> 00:32:22,649 I can tell Auntie or your mom. 723 00:32:23,733 --> 00:32:25,360 Don't be like that. 724 00:32:29,670 --> 00:32:30,798 See ya! 725 00:32:30,798 --> 00:32:31,823 What a poser. 726 00:32:32,065 --> 00:32:33,027 What was that? 727 00:32:33,027 --> 00:32:34,076 Nothing, ma'am. 728 00:32:34,076 --> 00:32:35,202 Goodnight. 729 00:32:35,536 --> 00:32:36,746 Yeah, that's what I thought! 730 00:32:45,546 --> 00:32:48,508 Damn, it would have been the perfect setup. 731 00:32:48,716 --> 00:32:50,551 But instead of an angel, 732 00:32:50,843 --> 00:32:52,595 the devil sent one of his lackeys. 733 00:33:02,772 --> 00:33:03,815 Felix. 734 00:33:03,815 --> 00:33:04,899 Miss Katey? 735 00:33:05,108 --> 00:33:06,859 Sorry about earlier. 736 00:33:07,443 --> 00:33:09,570 I think I've been too harsh on you. 737 00:33:09,987 --> 00:33:12,573 I know how you look at me… 738 00:33:13,116 --> 00:33:14,367 and I feel the same. 739 00:33:15,034 --> 00:33:16,034 So… 740 00:33:22,405 --> 00:33:23,751 Hello! 741 00:33:24,210 --> 00:33:25,128 La la... 742 00:33:25,128 --> 00:33:27,338 La la la la... 743 00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:29,799 La la la la... 744 00:33:30,258 --> 00:33:30,967 Hello! 745 00:33:31,175 --> 00:33:32,175 So... 746 00:33:32,385 --> 00:33:36,347 let's begin our private lessons! 747 00:33:36,639 --> 00:33:37,849 Private lesson?! 748 00:33:38,349 --> 00:33:39,976 Hard quiz? 749 00:33:48,151 --> 00:33:49,986 Or oral exam? 750 00:33:50,528 --> 00:33:52,447 Ma'am, I didn't study! 751 00:33:55,491 --> 00:33:57,118 Ma'am, I didn't get to study… 752 00:34:29,984 --> 00:34:30,984 You know, 753 00:34:30,984 --> 00:34:33,070 some doctors believe that 754 00:34:33,529 --> 00:34:34,989 your testosterone level 755 00:34:35,281 --> 00:34:37,325 is the highest in the morning 756 00:34:37,325 --> 00:34:39,619 after a boy or a man wakes up. 757 00:34:39,869 --> 00:34:42,121 The increase in this hormonal alone 758 00:34:42,121 --> 00:34:44,817 may be enough to cause an erection 759 00:34:44,817 --> 00:34:47,550 even without physical stimulation. 760 00:34:48,419 --> 00:34:49,587 So that looks about normal. 761 00:34:50,463 --> 00:34:53,633 Let your morning glory bask in the sun! 762 00:34:53,894 --> 00:34:55,420 Be proud! 763 00:35:00,306 --> 00:35:02,767 - Wow, you're the one who's mad? - Don't look! 764 00:35:03,100 --> 00:35:05,269 - Pervert! - You’re the guy here. 765 00:35:30,586 --> 00:35:32,255 Felix, remember what we talked about! 766 00:35:32,255 --> 00:35:33,356 What? 767 00:35:33,356 --> 00:35:35,049 We don't know each other at school! 768 00:35:35,049 --> 00:35:36,299 Yeah, whatever! 769 00:35:37,677 --> 00:35:38,677 Boob! 770 00:35:53,013 --> 00:35:55,336 - Wow, it's Miss Katey! - Shit! She’s gorgeous! 771 00:35:55,336 --> 00:35:56,904 I wish I was in her class! 772 00:36:05,878 --> 00:36:07,349 Maybe I should try that. 773 00:36:14,922 --> 00:36:16,168 Come on, let’s go to class. 774 00:36:31,559 --> 00:36:33,274 What's wrong with you, man? 775 00:36:34,275 --> 00:36:35,860 - Hey. - What happened to you? 776 00:36:35,860 --> 00:36:37,545 - Garfield! Layno! - What? 777 00:36:37,545 --> 00:36:38,755 I've got something to tell you! 778 00:36:38,755 --> 00:36:39,907 What is it? 779 00:36:40,281 --> 00:36:41,991 At our house, there’s this-- 780 00:36:41,991 --> 00:36:43,701 - There’s what? - What? 781 00:36:43,701 --> 00:36:44,952 Look, it's Miss Katey! 782 00:36:45,202 --> 00:36:46,621 - Miss Katey! - Hello, ma'am! 783 00:36:48,456 --> 00:36:49,624 What were you saying? 784 00:36:49,624 --> 00:36:50,766 There’s? 785 00:36:50,766 --> 00:36:51,791 There’s what? 786 00:36:54,644 --> 00:36:56,314 There was a cockroach. 787 00:36:56,314 --> 00:36:59,318 - You got me hyped up for a cockroach? - What's with the cockroach, dude? 788 00:36:59,318 --> 00:37:00,385 Yeah, so what? 789 00:37:00,385 --> 00:37:02,547 It's a giant pest! 790 00:37:04,562 --> 00:37:05,562 Pest? 791 00:37:07,266 --> 00:37:08,809 - Come on, dumbass. - Let’s go. 792 00:37:08,809 --> 00:37:10,978 Tell us more about this cockroach. 793 00:37:14,315 --> 00:37:15,315 Seriously? 794 00:37:15,775 --> 00:37:17,401 Haven't they seen a woman before? 795 00:37:18,401 --> 00:37:23,451 Subtransl.ed balloumowgly 796 00:37:24,533 --> 00:37:25,533 You know what, 797 00:37:26,425 --> 00:37:28,320 I noticed that you don't like Miss Katey that much. 798 00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:29,263 It's not that. 799 00:37:29,263 --> 00:37:30,288 But... 800 00:37:30,288 --> 00:37:32,041 why are you guys so smitten by her? 801 00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:33,157 Really? 802 00:37:33,157 --> 00:37:34,669 Boy Sleazy, is that really you?! 803 00:37:34,877 --> 00:37:35,877 Asshole. 804 00:37:35,877 --> 00:37:36,687 Dude, 805 00:37:36,687 --> 00:37:37,797 she's really pretty. 806 00:37:38,172 --> 00:37:39,006 Besides, 807 00:37:39,006 --> 00:37:43,177 in our Engineering class, it's rare to find a hot classmate! 808 00:37:43,177 --> 00:37:44,292 But this one! 809 00:37:44,292 --> 00:37:45,596 She's a teacher! 810 00:37:46,347 --> 00:37:47,347 Right! 811 00:37:47,347 --> 00:37:49,934 With her here, we can get some Vitamin She! 812 00:37:50,267 --> 00:37:51,267 Think about it! 813 00:37:51,769 --> 00:37:54,313 I have a feeling she's not as nice as you all think. 814 00:37:54,730 --> 00:37:55,791 Your dislike of her is really something. 815 00:37:55,791 --> 00:37:58,275 Good afternoon, class! 816 00:37:58,275 --> 00:38:00,628 Good afternoon, ma'am! 817 00:38:00,628 --> 00:38:02,405 Easy with the honorifics, you guys! 818 00:38:02,405 --> 00:38:04,724 I'm only 27! 819 00:38:05,741 --> 00:38:06,784 Wow! 820 00:38:06,993 --> 00:38:08,411 Thank you! 821 00:38:08,411 --> 00:38:11,247 There's flowers, too! 822 00:38:16,252 --> 00:38:19,213 I really appreciate the gesture. 823 00:38:19,213 --> 00:38:22,908 I'm very flattered. But I want to remind you guys 824 00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:26,846 that I am your teacher, and we are here to learn. 825 00:38:26,846 --> 00:38:27,846 - Right? - Yes! 826 00:38:28,180 --> 00:38:32,018 I know that your Biology class is just a minor subject, but... 827 00:38:32,018 --> 00:38:33,936 I hope that we can get along, 828 00:38:34,228 --> 00:38:35,771 that you'll pass the subject, 829 00:38:35,771 --> 00:38:38,232 and I'll get a good evaluation, 830 00:38:38,232 --> 00:38:40,502 because I'm taking the Licensure Examination for Teachers soon. 831 00:38:40,502 --> 00:38:41,652 This way, 832 00:38:42,028 --> 00:38:44,447 - everyone's happy! - Yes! Happy! 833 00:38:51,287 --> 00:38:52,287 You. 834 00:38:52,705 --> 00:38:54,081 Mr. Frowny Face. 835 00:38:54,946 --> 00:38:56,367 I'm smiling. 836 00:38:57,793 --> 00:38:58,961 Are you with us? 837 00:39:00,838 --> 00:39:02,798 Give us a smile, then! 838 00:39:06,047 --> 00:39:07,428 What an asshole! 839 00:39:08,471 --> 00:39:11,766 There we go! We should always be happy, right, class? 840 00:39:12,558 --> 00:39:13,617 - Yes, ma'am! - Yes, ma'am! 841 00:39:13,617 --> 00:39:17,646 Okay, so let's get started. And as Sir Gallon instructed, 842 00:39:17,646 --> 00:39:21,025 we will have a surprise quiz! 843 00:39:21,233 --> 00:39:23,611 I don’t' want this anymore! 844 00:39:23,819 --> 00:39:26,906 Ma'am, we haven't reviewed! 845 00:39:27,364 --> 00:39:28,949 Get one and pass! 846 00:39:31,077 --> 00:39:32,077 Okay, class! 847 00:39:32,077 --> 00:39:33,412 So, like I said-- 848 00:39:33,412 --> 00:39:37,917 yes, Mr. Layno? Like I said-- are you taking down notes? 849 00:39:38,142 --> 00:39:39,727 - Yes! - Yes! 850 00:39:39,727 --> 00:39:45,508 Very good! I love students who pay attention! 851 00:39:46,717 --> 00:39:48,052 Sorry, I was gone for a while. 852 00:39:48,469 --> 00:39:49,469 Did you miss me? 853 00:39:49,970 --> 00:39:51,263 Where were we? 854 00:39:52,848 --> 00:39:56,018 Felix thought that once Katey's in the house, 855 00:39:57,645 --> 00:39:58,896 This girl is so messy! 856 00:39:58,896 --> 00:40:01,524 he would finally get a piece of heaven on earth! 857 00:40:04,777 --> 00:40:07,008 What’s Miss Katey’s perfume? 858 00:40:09,406 --> 00:40:10,806 How long are you going to be there? 859 00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:20,750 That stinks! 860 00:40:26,382 --> 00:40:28,300 What do you think is her bra size? 861 00:40:47,153 --> 00:40:48,462 Are those yours, Auntie? 862 00:40:48,462 --> 00:40:49,655 Of course! 863 00:40:49,655 --> 00:40:51,490 I'm a 34D, you know! 864 00:40:54,577 --> 00:40:57,621 I found Ma’am Katey’s Frienster account! 865 00:40:58,414 --> 00:41:00,749 Felix did try to get along with Katey. 866 00:41:07,214 --> 00:41:11,051 Is she still single? 867 00:41:11,051 --> 00:41:12,883 Hey, hey! That’s mine! 868 00:41:12,883 --> 00:41:13,970 That’s mine! 869 00:41:17,433 --> 00:41:18,433 Hello? 870 00:41:48,923 --> 00:41:50,132 Mr. Cabahug! 871 00:41:51,342 --> 00:41:52,342 Can we talk? 872 00:41:52,342 --> 00:41:53,569 Huh? 873 00:41:53,569 --> 00:41:54,594 Can we talk? 874 00:41:54,594 --> 00:41:55,619 What for? 875 00:41:56,222 --> 00:41:57,556 About your assignment. 876 00:41:58,098 --> 00:41:59,099 What assignment? 877 00:41:59,433 --> 00:42:01,518 - The one on Human Thermal Expansion? - What? 878 00:42:02,195 --> 00:42:03,955 Why is she talking to Boy Sleazy? 879 00:42:04,270 --> 00:42:05,396 Just follow me. 880 00:42:06,941 --> 00:42:08,901 Assignment? Did she say it's about an assignment? 881 00:42:08,901 --> 00:42:10,570 Maybe she told him he failed it. 882 00:42:10,570 --> 00:42:11,595 Felix? 883 00:42:16,283 --> 00:42:17,876 Where are they going? 884 00:42:21,956 --> 00:42:23,916 What assignment were you talking about? 885 00:42:27,378 --> 00:42:28,378 Let me borrow your phone. 886 00:42:28,587 --> 00:42:29,605 Why? 887 00:42:29,605 --> 00:42:30,756 Can't you call on yours? 888 00:42:34,093 --> 00:42:35,719 Right, I forgot. 889 00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:37,471 Sorry, sorry--here. 890 00:42:40,808 --> 00:42:41,808 This won't take long. 891 00:42:47,606 --> 00:42:48,691 Who are you texting anyway? 892 00:42:49,883 --> 00:42:50,918 No one. 893 00:42:50,918 --> 00:42:51,943 Just a friend. 894 00:42:52,444 --> 00:42:53,924 Don't you have somewhere to go later? 895 00:42:53,924 --> 00:42:54,987 Later? 896 00:42:56,156 --> 00:42:57,950 Yeah, it's the weekend. 897 00:42:58,409 --> 00:42:59,409 Why? 898 00:43:01,328 --> 00:43:02,328 You're not going out? 899 00:43:02,955 --> 00:43:03,955 Are we going out? 900 00:43:07,167 --> 00:43:08,167 Nope. 901 00:43:08,167 --> 00:43:11,696 There, I deleted the message and told them I borrowed a phone. 902 00:43:11,696 --> 00:43:14,377 Anyway, I'm off to the faculty room. 903 00:43:14,377 --> 00:43:16,821 Aren't we going home together after school? 904 00:43:19,513 --> 00:43:20,513 You go ahead. 905 00:43:21,181 --> 00:43:22,474 Because... 906 00:43:22,933 --> 00:43:24,143 I'm meeting someone. 907 00:43:25,311 --> 00:43:26,395 It's the weekend, remember? 908 00:43:27,006 --> 00:43:27,941 Sure. 909 00:43:28,147 --> 00:43:28,981 Well, guys? 910 00:43:28,981 --> 00:43:30,607 Don't we have any weekend plans? 911 00:43:31,025 --> 00:43:32,818 I'll pass. I'm broke. 912 00:43:33,235 --> 00:43:35,363 You know, I think we can crash at Jeps’ place 913 00:43:35,363 --> 00:43:38,425 because he just got a Play Station 2 from his hostess mom in Japan! 914 00:43:38,425 --> 00:43:40,577 - There's an idea! - That's even more unlikely. 915 00:43:40,784 --> 00:43:43,954 Last time we were there, his aunt kept insinuating! 916 00:43:44,621 --> 00:43:45,876 She said we ate so much, 917 00:43:45,876 --> 00:43:47,516 She thinks we have no money! 918 00:43:47,516 --> 00:43:49,043 Right! Do I look like Layno? 919 00:43:49,043 --> 00:43:50,110 Hey! 920 00:43:50,110 --> 00:43:51,670 - Did I hit a nerve? - Hey! You asshole! 921 00:43:52,129 --> 00:43:54,631 - You were dragging my name! - Felix! 922 00:43:54,940 --> 00:43:57,234 - Oh my god. - Here we go again 923 00:43:57,234 --> 00:43:59,194 I just wanna eat my siomai in peace. 924 00:43:59,194 --> 00:44:02,264 Felix, it's my birthday today! 925 00:44:02,264 --> 00:44:04,141 God bless us all! 926 00:44:04,141 --> 00:44:06,435 Oh, right, right! Happy birthday! 927 00:44:06,435 --> 00:44:08,462 - Dude, it's her birthday. - Happy birthday. 928 00:44:08,854 --> 00:44:12,066 - Happy birthday. God bless you. - Thank you! 929 00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:13,609 Let's go? 930 00:44:13,901 --> 00:44:15,277 - Lix, break a leg, yeah? - Let’s go. 931 00:44:15,277 --> 00:44:17,071 Make us virgins-- 932 00:44:17,071 --> 00:44:19,490 losers, proud! Make us losers proud! 933 00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:27,331 Wow. 934 00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:29,666 So this is what a motel looks like. 935 00:44:30,417 --> 00:44:31,835 It's nice. 936 00:44:33,545 --> 00:44:34,922 Come on, let's start. 937 00:44:36,507 --> 00:44:37,507 Huh? 938 00:44:37,841 --> 00:44:38,841 Right now? 939 00:44:39,218 --> 00:44:40,677 Okay, okay. 940 00:44:46,892 --> 00:44:47,893 What are you doing? 941 00:44:47,893 --> 00:44:50,434 Let's start with an opening prayer. 942 00:44:51,939 --> 00:44:54,900 Yes, Lord God, I'm offering this night to you, 943 00:44:54,900 --> 00:44:59,012 let this serve as our sign of faith and commitment to You. Amen. 944 00:45:01,448 --> 00:45:03,992 Wait a minute, you're going a bit too fast! 945 00:45:03,992 --> 00:45:05,077 Wait! 946 00:45:05,991 --> 00:45:07,513 Is this really how this goes? 947 00:45:07,513 --> 00:45:10,812 Let me guide you and take you to the light. 948 00:45:23,387 --> 00:45:26,932 Cathy did not expect, especially Felix, that he would go soft. 949 00:45:28,089 --> 00:45:29,424 I don't know, either. 950 00:45:34,231 --> 00:45:36,951 What do you think that is, a Family Computer? 951 00:45:37,526 --> 00:45:39,111 But it's not getting hard! 952 00:45:39,111 --> 00:45:40,636 You just gotta rub a little harder. 953 00:45:40,636 --> 00:45:41,755 Just a little more. 954 00:45:41,755 --> 00:45:43,991 Just a little bit! It's almost there. 955 00:45:45,742 --> 00:45:46,742 What about this? 956 00:45:52,541 --> 00:45:53,541 Ouch! 957 00:46:02,468 --> 00:46:05,242 My arm hurts so much! 958 00:46:05,242 --> 00:46:08,734 Maybe we should just stop! 959 00:46:10,423 --> 00:46:13,635 We were almost there! It was almost hard! 960 00:46:20,416 --> 00:46:23,586 I'll make it up to you! 961 00:46:24,585 --> 00:46:26,717 Cathy, I'll make it up to you! 962 00:46:26,717 --> 00:46:28,368 I'll make it up to you! 963 00:46:28,368 --> 00:46:29,995 I promise! 964 00:46:30,882 --> 00:46:32,706 You swear? 965 00:46:32,706 --> 00:46:35,375 I promise, I promise! 966 00:46:36,752 --> 00:46:40,005 I guess Felix forgot to awaken his holy spirit. 967 00:47:07,533 --> 00:47:07,991 Hey! 968 00:47:08,325 --> 00:47:09,325 Ma'am Katey! 969 00:47:09,325 --> 00:47:10,035 Katey! 970 00:47:10,452 --> 00:47:12,287 Hey! Careful, careful! 971 00:47:12,538 --> 00:47:13,538 Slowly. 972 00:47:14,873 --> 00:47:16,792 Hi, Felix! 973 00:47:16,792 --> 00:47:17,833 Ouch! 974 00:47:19,169 --> 00:47:20,103 Ouch! 975 00:47:20,103 --> 00:47:22,339 Looks like you had fun this weekend! 976 00:47:23,382 --> 00:47:24,182 I drank so much! 977 00:47:28,136 --> 00:47:29,763 Wow, she's cursing. 978 00:47:30,806 --> 00:47:32,724 You asshole! 979 00:47:37,604 --> 00:47:41,400 You look like you went out, too. 980 00:47:43,569 --> 00:47:48,240 Why do you look so sad? What happened to you? 981 00:47:51,076 --> 00:47:52,911 I met with my girlfriend a while ago. 982 00:47:53,662 --> 00:47:55,622 Your girlfriend is a real person, right? 983 00:47:55,622 --> 00:47:58,166 Of course she is! What do you think I am? 984 00:47:58,792 --> 00:48:00,210 And then? 985 00:48:02,004 --> 00:48:03,088 Then... 986 00:48:04,798 --> 00:48:05,841 Nevermind! 987 00:48:05,841 --> 00:48:07,759 You'll just laugh at me! 988 00:48:08,260 --> 00:48:09,260 Promise! 989 00:48:09,469 --> 00:48:10,846 I won't laugh! 990 00:48:10,846 --> 00:48:12,578 Come on, just tell me! 991 00:48:12,578 --> 00:48:13,807 So there... 992 00:48:14,308 --> 00:48:16,602 - I met with my girlfriend... - Okay. 993 00:48:17,936 --> 00:48:20,063 And then we... 994 00:48:21,189 --> 00:48:22,189 You what? 995 00:48:22,774 --> 00:48:24,109 - Hey! - What? 996 00:48:24,526 --> 00:48:26,153 You swore you wouldn't judge me. 997 00:48:26,403 --> 00:48:27,403 Whoa! 998 00:48:27,738 --> 00:48:29,031 You had sex?! 999 00:48:29,364 --> 00:48:30,364 What? 1000 00:48:30,364 --> 00:48:34,369 It's written all over your face! 1001 00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:38,415 Congrats! You had sex! 1002 00:48:39,082 --> 00:48:40,518 Don't pretend like you didn't want it! 1003 00:48:40,518 --> 00:48:42,210 That's the problem! 1004 00:48:42,502 --> 00:48:44,796 I couldn't... 1005 00:48:46,048 --> 00:48:48,425 I couldn't… 1006 00:48:48,425 --> 00:48:51,011 This is so embarrassing! Let's just drop it. 1007 00:48:51,678 --> 00:48:54,723 You know, you already started it! 1008 00:48:55,182 --> 00:48:57,476 You're such a pain in the neck! 1009 00:48:59,603 --> 00:49:02,981 I couldn't… My thing didn't-- 1010 00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:05,233 You didn't get hard? 1011 00:49:11,073 --> 00:49:12,783 Oh my god! 1012 00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:15,285 - It's your first time? - What are you talking about? 1013 00:49:15,779 --> 00:49:16,845 It's not my first time… 1014 00:49:16,845 --> 00:49:21,375 It's your first time! 1015 00:49:21,375 --> 00:49:22,392 I know. 1016 00:49:22,392 --> 00:49:25,921 You're probably a virgin, aren't you! 1017 00:49:25,921 --> 00:49:29,675 - What?! No! - You totally are! 1018 00:49:29,675 --> 00:49:31,277 Whatever, I don't know what you're talking about! 1019 00:49:31,277 --> 00:49:37,974 Hah, virgin! Virgin! Aw, the poor virgin! 1020 00:49:40,769 --> 00:49:43,397 Fine, I'm sorry. Don't tell me you're going to cry. 1021 00:49:43,897 --> 00:49:48,443 Let's stop talking about it. Just go rest or something! 1022 00:49:48,443 --> 00:49:50,053 I'm sorry. 1023 00:49:50,987 --> 00:49:52,030 Alright. Seriously, 1024 00:49:52,614 --> 00:49:53,990 what happened? 1025 00:49:53,990 --> 00:49:55,409 Serious talk, okay? 1026 00:49:55,659 --> 00:49:57,077 I don't know what happened, either. 1027 00:49:57,911 --> 00:50:00,455 I prepared for it, too, but then… 1028 00:50:00,455 --> 00:50:02,708 I don't know why 1029 00:50:03,333 --> 00:50:05,377 my dick didn't cooperate. 1030 00:50:05,711 --> 00:50:07,546 Listen here. Let me tell you… 1031 00:50:08,255 --> 00:50:13,260 Sex is more than just a physical act 1032 00:50:13,885 --> 00:50:15,637 and response. 1033 00:50:16,221 --> 00:50:17,472 Like you said, 1034 00:50:17,472 --> 00:50:20,267 you prepared for it for a long time, 1035 00:50:20,267 --> 00:50:21,810 Then it goes to show 1036 00:50:22,310 --> 00:50:23,770 that your emotions 1037 00:50:24,020 --> 00:50:26,565 have something to do with it, too! 1038 00:50:26,565 --> 00:50:28,483 Do you love your girlfriend? 1039 00:50:28,483 --> 00:50:30,193 What's her name? 1040 00:50:30,861 --> 00:50:31,861 Cathy. 1041 00:50:31,861 --> 00:50:35,407 Her name's nice, isn't it? Just like-- 1042 00:50:36,366 --> 00:50:37,409 just like mine! 1043 00:50:38,034 --> 00:50:39,034 Kidding. 1044 00:50:39,703 --> 00:50:41,054 Anyways. 1045 00:50:41,054 --> 00:50:45,459 If you really like the girl, you shouldn't be stressed out! 1046 00:50:45,792 --> 00:50:51,590 Because if you're bothered about something while you're trying to get it up, 1047 00:50:51,967 --> 00:50:55,220 you're not gonna get excited! That’s really-- 1048 00:50:55,469 --> 00:50:57,471 You're not gonna get it up! 1049 00:50:57,471 --> 00:51:02,893 Performance anxiety! It's very common. 1050 00:51:11,777 --> 00:51:13,236 Your eyes! 1051 00:51:13,653 --> 00:51:17,282 I'm trying to help you but your eyes keep darting around! 1052 00:51:17,282 --> 00:51:19,117 I was looking up there! 1053 00:51:29,336 --> 00:51:31,755 Hey! Katey are you okay? 1054 00:51:35,592 --> 00:51:40,347 Move! Move! You didn't even help me! 1055 00:51:44,309 --> 00:51:46,978 So… why did you drink so much? 1056 00:51:47,229 --> 00:51:48,730 Well, earlier, 1057 00:51:49,105 --> 00:51:52,067 I saw you on campus. Someone picked you up. 1058 00:51:53,193 --> 00:51:55,362 What? You saw that? 1059 00:51:55,570 --> 00:51:56,613 Who was that? 1060 00:51:56,947 --> 00:52:01,952 Why do you sound so jealous? 1061 00:52:03,220 --> 00:52:07,516 - Whoa, get over yourself! As if! - Why are you jealous? 1062 00:52:07,516 --> 00:52:11,336 Wow, take it easy. I was just asking! Get over yourself. 1063 00:52:11,336 --> 00:52:13,238 I'm just asking! 1064 00:52:19,261 --> 00:52:20,929 That was Joel. 1065 00:52:21,513 --> 00:52:23,098 My boyfriend. 1066 00:52:27,561 --> 00:52:29,604 Your boyfriend's a real person, too? 1067 00:52:32,148 --> 00:52:35,569 You can't talk back at me, I'm your teacher! 1068 00:52:37,821 --> 00:52:42,659 I haven't exactly been telling the truth. 1069 00:52:43,535 --> 00:52:47,372 The reason why I'm teaching at STAE 1070 00:52:48,623 --> 00:52:51,376 is so I could be closer to him. 1071 00:52:52,502 --> 00:52:53,502 Then? 1072 00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:56,506 Why do you look so sad? You look worse than me. 1073 00:52:56,882 --> 00:52:58,300 Katey, what's wrong with you. 1074 00:52:59,342 --> 00:53:01,219 I thought we were going to 1075 00:53:02,762 --> 00:53:04,639 focus on the licensure exam? 1076 00:53:05,223 --> 00:53:07,601 You sure your head's on the exam? 1077 00:53:07,934 --> 00:53:11,396 Or on him? Shit! 1078 00:53:12,522 --> 00:53:14,149 Graduate of Education, 1079 00:53:14,482 --> 00:53:15,482 but a dumbass! 1080 00:53:15,692 --> 00:53:17,611 So dumb! 1081 00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:19,613 Dumbass! 1082 00:53:20,071 --> 00:53:21,364 Dumbshit! 1083 00:53:21,907 --> 00:53:23,950 I'm being dumb, aren't I. 1084 00:53:26,453 --> 00:53:27,495 Now, you. 1085 00:53:28,455 --> 00:53:31,374 You'd better not cheat on your girlfriend, alright? 1086 00:53:32,250 --> 00:53:33,250 Also... 1087 00:53:34,210 --> 00:53:36,671 Don't let your mistakes 1088 00:53:36,922 --> 00:53:39,299 define who you are! 1089 00:53:39,925 --> 00:53:41,426 Remember that! 1090 00:53:43,219 --> 00:53:44,220 Mistakes? 1091 00:53:44,763 --> 00:53:46,681 Yeah, mistakes! 1092 00:53:47,474 --> 00:53:49,643 They're part of growing up. 1093 00:53:50,435 --> 00:53:56,316 You don't need to bring that into adulthood because those are just mistakes. 1094 00:53:59,694 --> 00:54:00,694 There. 1095 00:54:01,072 --> 00:54:03,158 Remember what I said! 1096 00:54:09,913 --> 00:54:12,082 I guess we're both losers today, huh. 1097 00:54:13,108 --> 00:54:15,058 Mister Cabahug! 1098 00:54:19,005 --> 00:54:22,509 This was the first time Felix and Katey bonded over something. 1099 00:54:23,802 --> 00:54:25,512 They both felt really down that night, 1100 00:54:25,845 --> 00:54:27,180 but we all soon realize 1101 00:54:27,180 --> 00:54:29,724 that we all have bad days. 1102 00:55:36,624 --> 00:55:37,624 Hello? 1103 00:55:37,959 --> 00:55:39,294 Hello? Katey? 1104 00:55:39,878 --> 00:55:42,172 Katey? Is that you, Katey? 1105 00:55:43,131 --> 00:55:44,299 Hello? 1106 00:55:45,300 --> 00:55:46,718 Katey, I’m sorry. 1107 00:55:46,926 --> 00:55:48,011 Hello? 1108 00:55:48,344 --> 00:55:49,471 Hello? 1109 00:56:05,487 --> 00:56:07,363 Why, what happened? 1110 00:56:10,575 --> 00:56:11,785 I couldn't get it up. 1111 00:56:12,035 --> 00:56:14,595 - What?! You couldn't get it up? - What?! You couldn't get it up? 1112 00:56:16,039 --> 00:56:17,359 Boy Sleazy! 1113 00:56:21,461 --> 00:56:23,541 - Draw me some hentai shit! - You want some shit? What? 1114 00:56:23,922 --> 00:56:25,465 He said hentai! 1115 00:56:26,382 --> 00:56:29,385 Who is it this time? You've got a lot of questions today! 1116 00:56:30,512 --> 00:56:32,305 This is the next commission! 1117 00:56:38,645 --> 00:56:40,605 My hands are a little shaky today, 1118 00:56:40,605 --> 00:56:42,273 just ask Livelo to do it. 1119 00:56:42,273 --> 00:56:45,251 That's because you jack off so much! 1120 00:56:45,251 --> 00:56:49,364 Why would I ask Livelo to draw it, he might turn it into a robot! 1121 00:56:49,948 --> 00:56:52,534 Come on, I got you. I'll pay you back! 1122 00:56:52,534 --> 00:56:54,311 He said he’ll pay you back! 1123 00:56:54,702 --> 00:56:56,246 We good? Are you good? 1124 00:56:56,246 --> 00:56:57,622 Yeah! 1125 00:56:57,622 --> 00:56:59,707 - Bye! - Bye! 1126 00:56:59,707 --> 00:57:01,292 Stop jacking off! 1127 00:57:05,380 --> 00:57:08,383 You’re such a pig, you eat too much. 1128 00:57:08,383 --> 00:57:09,103 Hi GG! 1129 00:57:10,927 --> 00:57:12,470 Hi Cathy? 1130 00:57:12,971 --> 00:57:14,430 Cathy! 1131 00:57:14,430 --> 00:57:15,698 Why are you here? 1132 00:57:15,698 --> 00:57:20,522 Our prof in Economics didn't show up, so I'm going to sit-in here for a bit! 1133 00:57:22,981 --> 00:57:23,982 Ma'am! 1134 00:57:24,983 --> 00:57:25,983 Wow, 1135 00:57:26,317 --> 00:57:27,610 that's your teacher? 1136 00:57:27,944 --> 00:57:29,529 She's pretty! 1137 00:57:29,821 --> 00:57:31,614 Hi, Felix's teacher! 1138 00:57:31,614 --> 00:57:33,141 Are you Cathy? 1139 00:57:34,075 --> 00:57:35,910 How did you know my name? 1140 00:57:37,328 --> 00:57:38,621 I saw it on your I.D. 1141 00:57:40,411 --> 00:57:41,411 Oh. 1142 00:57:41,975 --> 00:57:43,643 - Teacher--? - Ma'am Katey. 1143 00:57:43,643 --> 00:57:44,919 Wow! 1144 00:57:44,919 --> 00:57:47,155 Our names sound the same! 1145 00:57:47,155 --> 00:57:50,675 - May I sit in with my GG, please? - Sure! 1146 00:57:50,675 --> 00:57:52,035 I don't mind. 1147 00:57:54,387 --> 00:57:56,097 Thank you, ma'am! 1148 00:57:57,932 --> 00:57:59,767 Okay, class! So... 1149 00:58:00,118 --> 00:58:03,580 It's that moment when Felix wishes 1150 00:58:03,580 --> 00:58:06,740 the ground would just open up and swallow him whole. 1151 00:58:06,740 --> 00:58:10,320 have well-developed endoplasmic... 1152 00:58:10,612 --> 00:58:15,158 Seated beside him is the woman he wants to love but his peen doesn't respond to, 1153 00:58:15,775 --> 00:58:17,343 and in front of him 1154 00:58:17,343 --> 00:58:21,456 is the annoying woman who's turning him on. 1155 00:58:25,368 --> 00:58:26,869 This is what I call. 1156 00:58:27,103 --> 00:58:29,773 The Venn Diagram of Arousal. 1157 00:59:44,831 --> 00:59:45,831 What was that? 1158 00:59:46,207 --> 00:59:48,126 What was it? Why did he shout? 1159 00:59:51,212 --> 00:59:52,714 You asshole! 1160 00:59:53,298 --> 00:59:54,298 Did it feel good? 1161 00:59:59,721 --> 01:00:00,930 What happened to him? 1162 01:00:08,980 --> 01:00:11,649 Are you new here at STAE? 1163 01:00:12,025 --> 01:00:14,777 You're lucky because this is 1164 01:00:15,194 --> 01:00:17,619 a very prestigious and religious university! 1165 01:00:18,114 --> 01:00:19,824 Ma'am Katey… Cathy… 1166 01:00:21,034 --> 01:00:22,118 Yes, it is. 1167 01:00:22,452 --> 01:00:23,995 Where do you live, ma'am? 1168 01:00:24,996 --> 01:00:27,724 - I live in-- - Ma'am Katey... 1169 01:00:27,724 --> 01:00:29,083 Is our class over? 1170 01:00:29,479 --> 01:00:30,560 Yes. 1171 01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:33,546 The students have come out of the classroom. 1172 01:00:33,855 --> 01:00:34,856 GG! 1173 01:00:34,856 --> 01:00:38,134 Miss Katey's so cool! I wish she was my teacher, too! 1174 01:00:38,508 --> 01:00:40,361 You're so lucky to have her as your girlfriend. 1175 01:00:40,361 --> 01:00:42,080 She is so God-fearing. 1176 01:00:42,080 --> 01:00:44,057 - Thank you, ma'am! - Hold this. 1177 01:00:45,641 --> 01:00:47,602 I think we need to take this off. 1178 01:00:48,394 --> 01:00:49,520 There. 1179 01:00:51,314 --> 01:00:53,691 And this, too. 1180 01:00:56,194 --> 01:00:57,195 There, see! 1181 01:00:57,403 --> 01:00:59,322 Your girlfriend's so pretty! 1182 01:01:01,199 --> 01:01:02,533 You look great together. 1183 01:01:03,089 --> 01:01:04,177 Alright, 1184 01:01:04,177 --> 01:01:06,245 I need to go to my next class. 1185 01:01:06,245 --> 01:01:08,374 - Enjoy! - Bye, Ma’am! 1186 01:01:15,254 --> 01:01:16,381 Hey, GG! 1187 01:01:17,298 --> 01:01:19,498 I could really feel the holy spirit inside you earlier. 1188 01:01:19,717 --> 01:01:21,517 Will you finally be able to make it up to me? 1189 01:01:21,803 --> 01:01:25,640 I always keep my holy spirit strong for you, you know that! 1190 01:01:26,432 --> 01:01:29,143 This is perfect, it's the Feast of Mary Magdalene! 1191 01:01:29,435 --> 01:01:33,856 Let's do it in time for the Feast of the Patron Saint of sexual intimacy! 1192 01:01:34,524 --> 01:01:35,691 Is that a real thing? 1193 01:01:35,691 --> 01:01:38,945 Of course! But on that night, I want you 1194 01:01:39,612 --> 01:01:40,947 to worship no one but me! 1195 01:01:52,500 --> 01:01:55,775 Boy Sleazy! How’s the hentai of Ma’am Katey that I asked you to draw? 1196 01:01:55,775 --> 01:01:57,927 Finish it or I will finish you. 1197 01:02:15,273 --> 01:02:16,774 - Felix? - Yes, ma’am? 1198 01:02:16,983 --> 01:02:18,276 Can I borrow your phone? 1199 01:02:18,651 --> 01:02:19,651 Here you go, ma'am. 1200 01:02:20,903 --> 01:02:21,903 Stop with the "Ma'am". 1201 01:02:22,196 --> 01:02:23,281 This will be quick. 1202 01:02:27,910 --> 01:02:28,910 Hey! 1203 01:02:28,910 --> 01:02:30,621 I saw you a while ago! 1204 01:02:30,621 --> 01:02:32,081 You've got balls! 1205 01:02:32,498 --> 01:02:34,500 Oh, you saw that. 1206 01:02:35,960 --> 01:02:37,462 Just relax. 1207 01:02:41,174 --> 01:02:45,052 Isn't it awkward for you to talk about those things? 1208 01:02:45,470 --> 01:02:46,721 About… 1209 01:02:46,929 --> 01:02:48,222 About 'dirty stuff'? 1210 01:02:49,849 --> 01:02:51,851 Come on. It's 2005! 1211 01:02:52,143 --> 01:02:54,520 And you lucked out with that Cathy! 1212 01:02:54,520 --> 01:02:56,314 She's gorgeous! Just like me! 1213 01:02:56,522 --> 01:02:57,522 Kidding! 1214 01:02:57,522 --> 01:02:59,317 I'll have you know, 1215 01:02:59,609 --> 01:03:01,277 she made the first move. 1216 01:03:01,277 --> 01:03:04,614 Wow! You the man! So handsome! 1217 01:03:04,614 --> 01:03:06,282 You bet! 1218 01:03:11,412 --> 01:03:13,873 These two can't seem to catch a break! 1219 01:03:14,874 --> 01:03:16,000 Things were going so well, 1220 01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:17,502 but things just had to go south. 1221 01:03:23,234 --> 01:03:24,818 Aren't you going to answer it? 1222 01:03:27,094 --> 01:03:28,221 There's your phone. 1223 01:03:28,721 --> 01:03:30,431 Don't answer if anyone calls, alright? 1224 01:03:45,363 --> 01:03:46,155 Come with me. 1225 01:03:46,155 --> 01:03:47,365 Get dressed. 1226 01:03:48,282 --> 01:03:49,450 Right now? 1227 01:03:49,742 --> 01:03:51,118 Yeah. Hurry up! 1228 01:03:59,168 --> 01:04:00,920 What's going on? Is someone going to shoot? 1229 01:04:10,012 --> 01:04:11,264 Give me your phone. 1230 01:04:11,264 --> 01:04:13,266 Here you go. 1231 01:04:17,436 --> 01:04:18,896 Hey, why are you calling? 1232 01:04:18,896 --> 01:04:20,773 - I'm gonna run out of load! - Be quiet! 1233 01:04:20,773 --> 01:04:21,983 This is just a drop call! 1234 01:04:21,983 --> 01:04:24,469 You won't get charged if it hasn't been five seconds! 1235 01:04:32,535 --> 01:04:34,245 Who are you looking for? 1236 01:04:52,410 --> 01:04:53,410 Katey! 1237 01:04:53,410 --> 01:04:54,435 Don't! 1238 01:04:58,019 --> 01:04:59,562 Let it go. 1239 01:05:03,691 --> 01:05:05,651 Felix wanted to help, 1240 01:05:07,911 --> 01:05:09,871 but what could he do? 1241 01:05:20,875 --> 01:05:22,852 For the first time in his life, 1242 01:05:22,852 --> 01:05:24,670 we can actually see 1243 01:05:24,670 --> 01:05:27,173 the genuine concern he has for a girl, 1244 01:05:27,465 --> 01:05:29,925 with no ulterior motives whatsoever. 1245 01:05:52,573 --> 01:05:53,573 The hell? 1246 01:05:53,866 --> 01:05:55,076 What's up with her? 1247 01:05:56,410 --> 01:05:57,410 The hell do I know? 1248 01:05:57,662 --> 01:05:58,746 Maybe she's on her period. 1249 01:06:05,211 --> 01:06:06,671 Are you okay? 1250 01:06:16,472 --> 01:06:18,182 Turn that shit off! 1251 01:06:19,892 --> 01:06:21,394 I said no phones in class! 1252 01:06:21,602 --> 01:06:22,812 Or kept on Silent Mode! 1253 01:06:23,454 --> 01:06:25,331 Stop using your phone! You're so noisy! 1254 01:06:25,331 --> 01:06:26,649 Shut up! 1255 01:06:27,483 --> 01:06:29,443 Don't you have any respect for me? 1256 01:06:33,114 --> 01:06:34,114 Here! 1257 01:06:34,657 --> 01:06:36,409 Here's your damn test papers! 1258 01:06:39,829 --> 01:06:40,829 I get it! 1259 01:06:41,497 --> 01:06:43,374 This is just a minor subject! 1260 01:06:44,202 --> 01:06:47,079 But none of us are going to move on 1261 01:06:47,079 --> 01:06:49,361 if all you give me are failing grades! 1262 01:06:51,924 --> 01:06:54,385 Haven't I taught you anything? 1263 01:06:55,636 --> 01:06:57,847 Am I not enough? 1264 01:07:00,349 --> 01:07:02,184 What else do I need to do? 1265 01:07:03,728 --> 01:07:06,564 I'm giving it my all here! 1266 01:07:08,566 --> 01:07:10,401 Take me seriously, guys! 1267 01:07:11,861 --> 01:07:13,863 It's so easy! 1268 01:07:14,509 --> 01:07:18,020 - It's so easy to be happy! - Katey! 1269 01:07:20,411 --> 01:07:21,454 That's enough. 1270 01:07:27,947 --> 01:07:28,956 Hey! 1271 01:07:28,956 --> 01:07:29,981 Psst! 1272 01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:32,131 What happened to her? 1273 01:07:34,884 --> 01:07:36,484 Why did your phone have to ring so loud? 1274 01:07:36,802 --> 01:07:38,804 She's still pretty even when she's mad, isn't she? 1275 01:07:39,180 --> 01:07:40,681 Put that shit on Silent! 1276 01:08:06,707 --> 01:08:08,125 Sorry, Felix. 1277 01:08:10,085 --> 01:08:12,254 I brought my baggage to class. 1278 01:08:13,339 --> 01:08:14,673 Don't sweat it. 1279 01:08:20,179 --> 01:08:21,179 You know, 1280 01:08:22,056 --> 01:08:23,307 when I was younger, 1281 01:08:24,016 --> 01:08:26,602 my mom would bring me to a lot of places 1282 01:08:26,852 --> 01:08:27,852 like this. 1283 01:08:29,230 --> 01:08:31,482 Mom went abroad afte r she split up with my dad. 1284 01:08:32,358 --> 01:08:33,667 When she went away, 1285 01:08:33,667 --> 01:08:36,612 she said she planned to build a big house for all of us. 1286 01:08:37,321 --> 01:08:38,321 But here I am 1287 01:08:39,240 --> 01:08:40,533 living there alone. 1288 01:08:42,535 --> 01:08:43,744 I guess we're the same. 1289 01:08:44,829 --> 01:08:47,581 Our parents weren't there while we were growing up. 1290 01:08:54,255 --> 01:08:56,298 Every time I had a problem, 1291 01:08:57,341 --> 01:08:59,260 I would go to these kinds of places 1292 01:08:59,260 --> 01:09:00,219 just to... 1293 01:09:00,219 --> 01:09:01,929 let off some steam… 1294 01:09:02,513 --> 01:09:03,514 to think… 1295 01:09:04,598 --> 01:09:07,685 and to talk to the wind. 1296 01:09:09,687 --> 01:09:11,063 What do you want me to do? 1297 01:09:11,522 --> 01:09:13,774 - Talk to the wind? - No! 1298 01:09:23,576 --> 01:09:24,576 Here. 1299 01:09:26,078 --> 01:09:27,413 Talk to him. 1300 01:09:28,497 --> 01:09:31,166 Tell him what you want to say. 1301 01:09:34,587 --> 01:09:36,630 I've made a lot of mistakes, Felix. 1302 01:09:37,339 --> 01:09:40,718 I'm scared they'll come back to haunt me. 1303 01:09:42,303 --> 01:09:44,346 Didn't you tell me 1304 01:09:44,346 --> 01:09:48,017 to never let our mistakes define who we are? 1305 01:09:50,311 --> 01:09:52,229 - When did I say that? - When you were drunk! 1306 01:10:14,001 --> 01:10:15,044 Hello? 1307 01:10:15,502 --> 01:10:16,629 Is that you, Katey? 1308 01:10:17,421 --> 01:10:18,421 Joel? 1309 01:10:18,923 --> 01:10:20,841 We're over. 1310 01:10:21,050 --> 01:10:23,093 Pinky-sized dick! 1311 01:10:23,093 --> 01:10:24,261 Goodbye! 1312 01:10:26,907 --> 01:10:28,730 This asshole! 1313 01:10:28,730 --> 01:10:30,046 You're a dumbass, Joel! 1314 01:10:30,046 --> 01:10:32,115 You're the moron here, not me! 1315 01:10:32,385 --> 01:10:33,560 That asshole! 1316 01:10:33,979 --> 01:10:36,833 - Just let it all out! - Did you see how ugly she was? 1317 01:10:36,833 --> 01:10:40,153 So ugly! Dumbass! You idiot! 1318 01:10:47,826 --> 01:10:49,662 That was my phone! 1319 01:10:49,662 --> 01:10:50,596 Shit! 1320 01:10:50,596 --> 01:10:52,790 Shit! Sorry! 1321 01:10:52,790 --> 01:10:54,651 Oh, sorry! 1322 01:10:55,376 --> 01:10:57,980 Oh my god, I didn't mean it! 1323 01:10:59,088 --> 01:11:00,422 Your phone! 1324 01:11:00,631 --> 01:11:02,466 What did you do?! 1325 01:11:02,947 --> 01:11:05,277 Oh my god, sorry! 1326 01:11:05,277 --> 01:11:06,820 I'll make it up to you, promise! 1327 01:11:06,820 --> 01:11:07,845 What are you going to do? 1328 01:11:08,347 --> 01:11:09,223 I'll give you a 1.0 grade in my class. 1329 01:11:09,223 --> 01:11:10,306 Promise. 1330 01:11:10,306 --> 01:11:11,367 The highest grade on everything! 1331 01:11:11,367 --> 01:11:13,619 - No way, are you kidding? - All of the exams! 1332 01:11:13,619 --> 01:11:15,729 - You still have to study! - All of the exams! 1333 01:11:15,729 --> 01:11:17,253 Your phone is an old model already. 1334 01:11:18,273 --> 01:11:19,625 Sorry! 1335 01:11:19,625 --> 01:11:22,319 This is the first time Felix formed a bond with a woman 1336 01:11:22,319 --> 01:11:24,456 aside from his aunt and mother. 1337 01:11:33,247 --> 01:11:36,208 He felt like he could be himself and feel genuinely happy 1338 01:11:38,210 --> 01:11:39,628 when he's with Katey. 1339 01:11:57,646 --> 01:11:58,731 That looks really good. 1340 01:11:59,440 --> 01:12:02,901 I gotta say, you're improved a lot! 1341 01:12:02,901 --> 01:12:05,404 You must be so inspired! 1342 01:12:07,156 --> 01:12:08,449 You seem happy! 1343 01:12:08,449 --> 01:12:11,285 Like you're in love with the person you're drawing! 1344 01:12:11,535 --> 01:12:14,013 Yeah, right! "In love" my ass! 1345 01:12:14,013 --> 01:12:16,749 - That's our teacher, man! - Is she really just that? 1346 01:12:16,749 --> 01:12:18,835 - Stop that “in love” bullshit. - Hang on a second. 1347 01:12:19,668 --> 01:12:21,795 When's your rematch with Cathy? 1348 01:12:22,713 --> 01:12:25,132 Oh, right… 1349 01:12:26,383 --> 01:12:27,103 Woooo! 1350 01:12:29,178 --> 01:12:31,430 - Cabahug! - Oh hey. 1351 01:12:31,680 --> 01:12:33,182 Are you done? 1352 01:12:39,021 --> 01:12:40,397 Take care of this, alright? 1353 01:12:40,647 --> 01:12:43,650 I might get in trouble again if this gets out. 1354 01:12:45,609 --> 01:12:48,322 Give it to me, Felix! Let go! 1355 01:12:52,451 --> 01:12:56,080 This is all mine! You stay back. I don't want you to see. 1356 01:12:57,956 --> 01:12:59,458 Well done! 1357 01:13:03,504 --> 01:13:04,504 So, class! 1358 01:13:05,255 --> 01:13:06,673 Who can say 1359 01:13:06,673 --> 01:13:10,969 what is probably the most misunderstood concept 1360 01:13:10,969 --> 01:13:13,388 in all of Science? Anyone? 1361 01:13:13,388 --> 01:13:14,473 Do you guys know? 1362 01:13:15,349 --> 01:13:20,437 - The largest living organism is? - King Kong's cock? 1363 01:13:21,105 --> 01:13:22,439 Shithead! 1364 01:13:23,232 --> 01:13:25,317 You dumbass! 1365 01:13:26,735 --> 01:13:31,333 I'm not asking for the smallest organism-- 1366 01:13:32,324 --> 01:13:34,159 which is your thinking. 1367 01:13:35,828 --> 01:13:38,264 She basically said you have a small brain! Serves you right, dumbass! 1368 01:13:38,264 --> 01:13:41,083 The largest living organism 1369 01:13:41,083 --> 01:13:43,168 is the honey fungus 1370 01:13:43,544 --> 01:13:46,880 found in the Oregon blue mountains. 1371 01:13:58,142 --> 01:13:59,268 Felix! Felix! 1372 01:13:59,893 --> 01:14:02,354 Look, they're passing around your drawing again! 1373 01:14:04,982 --> 01:14:06,150 Hey, get that! 1374 01:14:06,150 --> 01:14:07,526 Get it! 1375 01:14:07,526 --> 01:14:09,261 You're not going to get it? 1376 01:14:09,261 --> 01:14:10,587 Hey! 1377 01:14:10,587 --> 01:14:11,612 Shit! 1378 01:14:17,452 --> 01:14:19,079 Class, what is this again? 1379 01:14:22,958 --> 01:14:23,958 Who did this? 1380 01:14:23,958 --> 01:14:25,669 Son of a-- 1381 01:14:27,045 --> 01:14:30,716 You're in trouble again, Boy Sleazy! The hell did you say? 1382 01:14:30,716 --> 01:14:33,093 Are you messing with him? Dude, come on! 1383 01:14:33,427 --> 01:14:34,720 You asshole! 1384 01:14:35,387 --> 01:14:36,513 Mr. Cabahug. 1385 01:14:39,099 --> 01:14:40,684 Did you do this? 1386 01:14:45,105 --> 01:14:46,106 It’s good. 1387 01:14:46,857 --> 01:14:47,857 Huh? 1388 01:14:52,362 --> 01:14:53,362 What? 1389 01:14:53,906 --> 01:14:55,532 You know, class… 1390 01:14:55,532 --> 01:14:58,153 it's hard to get through life 1391 01:14:58,410 --> 01:15:00,679 if no one who believes in you. 1392 01:15:00,679 --> 01:15:05,584 So, even if Felix isn't a bigshot artist just yet, 1393 01:15:05,584 --> 01:15:07,486 I'm going to believe in his talents. 1394 01:15:08,006 --> 01:15:09,563 I mean, look at this! 1395 01:15:09,563 --> 01:15:10,942 It's gorgeous! 1396 01:15:10,942 --> 01:15:13,884 Look at my boobs, they're perfect! 1397 01:15:14,218 --> 01:15:15,344 Mr. Cabahug. 1398 01:15:16,470 --> 01:15:20,307 Once you're a well-known artist, don't forget about us, alright? 1399 01:15:21,767 --> 01:15:23,227 Don't forget us! 1400 01:15:23,227 --> 01:15:26,171 Maybe next time you could draw me with clothes on! 1401 01:15:26,171 --> 01:15:27,934 But I'm going to confiscate this. 1402 01:15:28,290 --> 01:15:30,042 As a remembrance 1403 01:15:30,042 --> 01:15:33,195 that I had a student that can become 1404 01:15:33,654 --> 01:15:35,447 a great artist in the future! 1405 01:15:35,447 --> 01:15:36,406 Wow, nice! Way to go! 1406 01:15:36,406 --> 01:15:39,226 Go back to your seat, Mr. Cabahug. 1407 01:15:44,248 --> 01:15:45,374 You look happy! 1408 01:15:46,374 --> 01:15:52,004 Subtransl.ed balloumowgly 1409 01:15:53,006 --> 01:15:54,299 Auntie Feline? 1410 01:15:56,301 --> 01:15:58,262 Hey, Felix! Come on, have some food. 1411 01:16:01,890 --> 01:16:02,933 Wow! 1412 01:16:03,517 --> 01:16:05,310 I didn't know you can cook! 1413 01:16:05,811 --> 01:16:08,438 - Of course! It's just bacon! - Look at you. 1414 01:16:08,981 --> 01:16:11,149 You just got through a break up but look at you! 1415 01:16:11,942 --> 01:16:13,986 - You can easily be a… - A what? 1416 01:16:13,986 --> 01:16:15,195 A wife? 1417 01:16:16,071 --> 01:16:17,739 A mom! 1418 01:16:18,115 --> 01:16:19,866 Me? A mom? 1419 01:16:19,866 --> 01:16:25,536 Son, let's eat! We have bacon, eggs, and hotdogs! Let's eat! 1420 01:16:30,627 --> 01:16:32,254 Thank you for... 1421 01:16:32,754 --> 01:16:34,423 saving me in class, by the way. 1422 01:16:35,340 --> 01:16:38,218 You had to go and cough up that little speech for me. 1423 01:16:38,218 --> 01:16:41,237 You dummy, that wasn't fake, I meant every word. 1424 01:16:41,237 --> 01:16:42,364 You know, 1425 01:16:42,364 --> 01:16:44,474 I think you should really hone your skills. 1426 01:16:44,474 --> 01:16:45,742 You're pretty amazing! 1427 01:16:45,742 --> 01:16:46,560 You really think so? 1428 01:16:46,560 --> 01:16:47,593 Yeah! 1429 01:16:48,645 --> 01:16:50,285 You're the only one who's ever said that. 1430 01:16:50,647 --> 01:16:52,607 Really? Why didn't you take up Fine Arts? 1431 01:16:52,941 --> 01:16:54,026 Mom didn't want me to. 1432 01:16:54,026 --> 01:16:57,029 God, our parents keep poking their nose in everything! 1433 01:16:57,779 --> 01:16:58,488 Jesus! 1434 01:16:58,488 --> 01:16:59,323 What about you? 1435 01:16:59,323 --> 01:17:00,969 Did your mom ask you to be a teacher? 1436 01:17:01,241 --> 01:17:02,241 Nope. 1437 01:17:03,160 --> 01:17:06,246 Actually, I had no idea what I wanted to do back then. 1438 01:17:06,496 --> 01:17:09,374 But when my dad died, I wanted to know him better. 1439 01:17:10,375 --> 01:17:13,670 He was a teacher, so, I wanted to see what it's all about. 1440 01:17:13,920 --> 01:17:16,465 At first, I didn't really like it. 1441 01:17:16,673 --> 01:17:18,717 But slowly, 1442 01:17:19,051 --> 01:17:21,636 I realized, it's fun to be a teacher. 1443 01:17:22,054 --> 01:17:25,766 Knowing you can believe in someone and inspire them, 1444 01:17:25,974 --> 01:17:27,134 even if it's just one person! 1445 01:17:29,853 --> 01:17:30,620 Annoying. 1446 01:17:30,620 --> 01:17:31,645 You know what, 1447 01:17:31,980 --> 01:17:33,860 this is the first time I've seen you like this. 1448 01:17:34,399 --> 01:17:36,068 So passionate! 1449 01:17:36,651 --> 01:17:37,651 Really? 1450 01:17:39,852 --> 01:17:40,922 Actually, 1451 01:17:40,922 --> 01:17:43,846 I want to apologize because I didn't think of opening up to you. 1452 01:17:43,846 --> 01:17:45,164 You're pretty cool. 1453 01:17:45,744 --> 01:17:46,744 Really. 1454 01:17:47,954 --> 01:17:49,206 Thanks for 1455 01:17:49,581 --> 01:17:50,707 believing in me. 1456 01:17:51,625 --> 01:17:53,460 Actually, thank you, Felix! 1457 01:17:55,462 --> 01:17:56,462 Come on, let's eat! 1458 01:17:57,005 --> 01:17:59,138 - Do you want a hotdog? - I want a hotdog. 1459 01:18:01,218 --> 01:18:03,698 Now, this hotdog is huge, so you're going to get full quickly. 1460 01:18:03,698 --> 01:18:04,780 Okay! 1461 01:18:04,780 --> 01:18:08,058 I’m the one who paid for the tricycle fare! You’re unbelievable. 1462 01:18:08,058 --> 01:18:10,936 Felix, why the hell aren't you replying? I brought some-- 1463 01:18:11,186 --> 01:18:12,896 ...fresh spring rolls. 1464 01:18:14,856 --> 01:18:15,856 Felix? 1465 01:18:16,983 --> 01:18:18,276 Ma'am Katey? Ma’am Katey? 1466 01:18:20,320 --> 01:18:21,922 The gate was locked. 1467 01:18:21,922 --> 01:18:25,549 But these dimwits climb over the gate and just let themselves in! 1468 01:18:28,245 --> 01:18:29,597 What the hell is going on, Felix?! 1469 01:18:29,597 --> 01:18:31,081 I already told you, didn't I? 1470 01:18:31,081 --> 01:18:33,208 Her mom and my mom-- 1471 01:18:33,208 --> 01:18:34,291 Felix! 1472 01:18:35,001 --> 01:18:36,044 Felix! 1473 01:18:37,838 --> 01:18:39,464 You lied to us? 1474 01:18:39,464 --> 01:18:40,701 Huh? 1475 01:18:40,701 --> 01:18:42,092 You're live-in partners? 1476 01:18:43,110 --> 01:18:44,974 Everyone on Yahoo Groups needs to know about this! 1477 01:18:44,974 --> 01:18:45,612 Hey, don’t! 1478 01:18:45,612 --> 01:18:48,699 - Come on man, don't do that! - I need to log on YM! 1479 01:18:48,699 --> 01:18:50,308 Ma'am Katey! 1480 01:18:50,308 --> 01:18:52,060 Did he drug you? 1481 01:18:52,978 --> 01:18:54,229 Huh? Did he? 1482 01:18:54,646 --> 01:18:58,024 Now you know why I wanted to keep this a secret! 1483 01:18:59,392 --> 01:19:01,519 He didn't drug me. 1484 01:19:01,519 --> 01:19:03,296 I was the one who told him 1485 01:19:03,296 --> 01:19:06,283 not to tell anyone else. So stop being mad at Felix! 1486 01:19:07,951 --> 01:19:09,494 Goddamn it, Felix! 1487 01:19:09,786 --> 01:19:10,786 Huh? 1488 01:19:11,329 --> 01:19:14,040 - Why do you have all the luck, man? - Yeah! 1489 01:19:14,040 --> 01:19:16,228 - I mean, you have a girlfriend! - Yeah! 1490 01:19:16,228 --> 01:19:18,338 - And Ma'am Katey's staying with you… - Yeah! 1491 01:19:18,670 --> 01:19:21,503 The hell is wrong with these two? Are they toddlers? 1492 01:19:21,755 --> 01:19:24,151 Well, what do you expect from a couple of virgins? 1493 01:19:24,151 --> 01:19:26,928 - Really? - I have never seen a naked woman. 1494 01:19:26,928 --> 01:19:28,597 Aside from my mother. 1495 01:19:29,252 --> 01:19:31,979 - Gross! - You're disgusting! 1496 01:19:32,350 --> 01:19:34,019 Do you really want to see? 1497 01:19:35,979 --> 01:19:37,439 Why, of course! 1498 01:19:39,357 --> 01:19:40,400 Sure, leave it to me. 1499 01:19:42,652 --> 01:19:44,905 Hi, everyone! 1500 01:19:44,905 --> 01:19:49,284 I’m Selena at your service! 1501 01:19:51,703 --> 01:19:56,208 Okay, I heard there are a couple of virgins here! 1502 01:19:57,167 --> 01:19:58,543 No, I don't think so! 1503 01:19:58,543 --> 01:20:00,504 Are you the virgins? 1504 01:20:00,896 --> 01:20:02,981 Him! Him! What do you mean me? 1505 01:20:02,981 --> 01:20:04,299 Are you sure? 1506 01:20:04,299 --> 01:20:07,994 My god, you're practically adults but it's your first time in this place? 1507 01:20:07,994 --> 01:20:11,056 Don't worry! I'll take care of you! 1508 01:20:11,056 --> 01:20:14,709 I will make sure you will enjoy yourselves! 1509 01:20:53,056 --> 01:20:55,892 Throw that away! Throw it! Throw it! Throw it! 1510 01:20:57,102 --> 01:20:58,603 It’s really sticky! 1511 01:21:01,773 --> 01:21:03,608 Why is there an umbrella?! What's it for? 1512 01:21:11,866 --> 01:21:14,026 Why is there a pitcher? What don't you have in there?! 1513 01:21:36,032 --> 01:21:38,952 - Hi, boys! Are you having fun? - Hi. Hello. 1514 01:21:38,952 --> 01:21:41,855 - I heard you were the virgins here! - Huh? 1515 01:21:41,855 --> 01:21:44,306 Hi baby boy! 1516 01:21:56,828 --> 01:21:57,828 They're having fun! 1517 01:21:58,673 --> 01:22:00,457 - Cheers? - Cheers, cheers! 1518 01:22:00,457 --> 01:22:02,025 Cheers! 1519 01:22:06,212 --> 01:22:07,212 Hold on. 1520 01:22:08,298 --> 01:22:10,050 - What, why? - Who's going to pay for all this? 1521 01:22:11,384 --> 01:22:12,384 Ta-da! 1522 01:22:12,677 --> 01:22:15,597 Thanks to Garfield's mom! 1523 01:22:16,473 --> 01:22:17,599 For real? 1524 01:22:17,599 --> 01:22:18,975 You got that?! 1525 01:22:18,975 --> 01:22:21,227 Yeah, she handed it to me earlier! 1526 01:22:21,519 --> 01:22:23,938 So just keep ordering! 1527 01:22:24,439 --> 01:22:25,750 Alright, I'm going to order some more! 1528 01:22:25,750 --> 01:22:27,525 - Cheers, cheers! - Cheers! 1529 01:22:38,495 --> 01:22:40,538 Hey, what's the matter? 1530 01:22:42,112 --> 01:22:46,241 You know what, I know 70 ways to make you happy. 1531 01:22:46,753 --> 01:22:48,046 70 ways, really? 1532 01:22:48,296 --> 01:22:49,297 Yep! 1533 01:22:49,673 --> 01:22:50,882 The first is 1534 01:22:51,341 --> 01:22:53,385 to hug you. 1535 01:22:55,470 --> 01:22:56,680 The rest… 1536 01:22:57,764 --> 01:22:59,265 is 69. 1537 01:22:59,641 --> 01:23:00,767 What do you mean 69?! 1538 01:23:01,851 --> 01:23:02,727 You're crazy! 1539 01:23:02,727 --> 01:23:04,712 I'm kidding! Man, you can't take a joke! 1540 01:23:08,024 --> 01:23:09,609 That was close, Felix! 1541 01:23:09,609 --> 01:23:11,260 Take it easy, my man. 1542 01:23:15,323 --> 01:23:17,033 How are you and Cathy? 1543 01:23:17,992 --> 01:23:19,369 Cathy? 1544 01:23:19,828 --> 01:23:22,497 We're going to try for round two soon. 1545 01:23:23,164 --> 01:23:24,249 Nice! 1546 01:23:24,249 --> 01:23:26,251 Is your Holy Spirit ready? 1547 01:23:26,665 --> 01:23:27,958 That's the thing, 1548 01:23:27,958 --> 01:23:30,964 I'm scared I might embarrass myself again. 1549 01:23:31,673 --> 01:23:32,673 I'm-- 1550 01:23:32,924 --> 01:23:34,718 I'm scared it won't cooperate... 1551 01:23:35,024 --> 01:23:36,386 Your dick? 1552 01:23:36,386 --> 01:23:37,929 - Hey, watch your mouth. - And why? 1553 01:23:37,929 --> 01:23:39,639 We're in a damn beerhouse! 1554 01:23:40,134 --> 01:23:41,344 Stop being so conscious! 1555 01:23:41,344 --> 01:23:43,343 You know what, that's your problem, Felix. 1556 01:23:43,343 --> 01:23:46,538 You can’t commit! You can't even say the word 'dick'! 1557 01:23:46,538 --> 01:23:47,814 You gotta take control! 1558 01:23:48,064 --> 01:23:49,149 Take control? 1559 01:23:49,607 --> 01:23:50,542 Yeah! 1560 01:23:50,542 --> 01:23:52,445 - Take control! - How? 1561 01:23:52,777 --> 01:23:53,945 I'll teach you! 1562 01:23:55,905 --> 01:23:57,907 You follow my lead. Cheers! 1563 01:24:02,162 --> 01:24:03,288 Alright, are you ready? 1564 01:24:03,747 --> 01:24:05,165 Game! What are we doing? 1565 01:24:05,790 --> 01:24:06,499 Secret. 1566 01:24:06,708 --> 01:24:07,959 Just kidding! 1567 01:24:07,959 --> 01:24:09,762 - Alright, game! - Okay, game! 1568 01:24:10,420 --> 01:24:13,506 - This is serious. No dumb jokes! - Yeah, I'm serious! 1569 01:24:14,215 --> 01:24:15,508 Okay, here's what you do. 1570 01:24:16,050 --> 01:24:17,218 Close your eyes. 1571 01:24:17,927 --> 01:24:18,511 How's this? 1572 01:24:18,511 --> 01:24:19,429 Is this okay? 1573 01:24:19,429 --> 01:24:20,263 How about this? 1574 01:24:20,263 --> 01:24:22,307 You little twerp, hurry up! 1575 01:24:22,307 --> 01:24:23,141 Both eyes? 1576 01:24:23,141 --> 01:24:26,019 Of course! Stop being a dumbass! 1577 01:24:26,019 --> 01:24:27,755 - Okay, game! - Breathe in. 1578 01:24:29,856 --> 01:24:32,192 Felix! Your holy spirit is so strong! 1579 01:24:32,192 --> 01:24:34,246 I'll give you holy spirit! Bend over! 1580 01:24:34,246 --> 01:24:36,112 Holy spirit! Holy spirit! 1581 01:24:36,780 --> 01:24:38,573 Oh, no, that tickles! 1582 01:24:43,203 --> 01:24:45,705 Breathe in! I did what you asked, I breathed in! 1583 01:24:46,247 --> 01:24:47,457 Hey, take this seriously! 1584 01:24:49,375 --> 01:24:50,627 Wait! Wait a minute! 1585 01:24:50,627 --> 01:24:53,129 Can't we do an opening prayer first?! 1586 01:24:53,129 --> 01:24:55,590 What opening prayer?! This is it! 1587 01:24:57,425 --> 01:24:58,425 Breathe in… 1588 01:25:00,470 --> 01:25:01,470 Breathe out… 1589 01:25:03,765 --> 01:25:05,642 Follow her breathing, 1590 01:25:06,059 --> 01:25:07,352 time it with yours. 1591 01:25:07,936 --> 01:25:10,814 And focus on her voice. 1592 01:25:12,565 --> 01:25:13,957 Breathe in… 1593 01:25:16,361 --> 01:25:17,361 Breathe out… 1594 01:25:18,171 --> 01:25:19,130 Jesus Christ! 1595 01:25:19,130 --> 01:25:24,702 You are facing the girl that you love so much. 1596 01:25:25,161 --> 01:25:26,371 Just relax. 1597 01:25:27,372 --> 01:25:28,873 Is this relaxed enough for you? 1598 01:25:29,473 --> 01:25:30,959 Very relaxed! 1599 01:25:30,959 --> 01:25:32,235 Can you feel it? 1600 01:25:32,669 --> 01:25:34,003 Can you imagine it? 1601 01:25:34,462 --> 01:25:35,547 Are you experiencing it? 1602 01:25:36,756 --> 01:25:37,799 Thank you, Lord! 1603 01:25:38,800 --> 01:25:39,800 I am 1604 01:25:39,800 --> 01:25:40,300 in 1605 01:25:42,220 --> 01:25:43,220 control. 1606 01:25:44,305 --> 01:25:46,349 You are in control, Felix! In control! 1607 01:25:46,349 --> 01:25:48,643 Our hero is rock hard right now. 1608 01:25:48,643 --> 01:25:50,687 As the kids say these days, 1609 01:25:51,104 --> 01:25:52,313 he's on beast mode. 1610 01:25:54,482 --> 01:25:55,650 Listen to me. 1611 01:25:56,109 --> 01:25:57,109 One... 1612 01:25:58,319 --> 01:25:59,319 Two... 1613 01:26:00,071 --> 01:26:00,864 I love you! 1614 01:26:00,864 --> 01:26:01,614 Three... 1615 01:26:01,614 --> 01:26:03,741 I love you, too! 1616 01:26:03,741 --> 01:26:04,492 Release! 1617 01:26:04,492 --> 01:26:05,827 I love you, Katey! 1618 01:26:07,078 --> 01:26:11,124 But while Adam ravaged Eve with his sinful serpent, 1619 01:26:11,833 --> 01:26:14,502 he didn't realize he was going to commit a greater sin. 1620 01:26:15,879 --> 01:26:17,213 Well? Well? 1621 01:26:17,569 --> 01:26:18,636 Did you feel-- 1622 01:26:18,636 --> 01:26:19,756 So? 1623 01:26:19,756 --> 01:26:20,936 Well?! 1624 01:26:20,936 --> 01:26:22,379 Did you feel anything? 1625 01:26:30,643 --> 01:26:31,769 So? 1626 01:26:31,769 --> 01:26:32,938 Hey! 1627 01:26:47,076 --> 01:26:48,119 Katey! 1628 01:26:48,494 --> 01:26:49,746 What did you say?! 1629 01:26:50,371 --> 01:26:51,371 Cathy… 1630 01:26:54,250 --> 01:26:55,418 Katey! 1631 01:26:55,835 --> 01:26:56,835 Cathy! 1632 01:26:59,047 --> 01:27:00,047 Shit! 1633 01:27:00,047 --> 01:27:02,508 And this is where Felix finally admitted to everything. 1634 01:27:10,266 --> 01:27:11,266 So there. 1635 01:27:11,726 --> 01:27:13,269 Cathy broke up with me. 1636 01:27:15,146 --> 01:27:16,564 I knew it. 1637 01:27:17,273 --> 01:27:19,233 You have feelings for Ma'am Katey. 1638 01:27:24,781 --> 01:27:26,449 You know, I'm not surprised. 1639 01:27:26,658 --> 01:27:27,825 I mean, they lived together. 1640 01:27:28,302 --> 01:27:29,637 Alright, class. 1641 01:27:29,637 --> 01:27:31,205 Garfield Ponce! 1642 01:27:33,871 --> 01:27:34,872 Perfect score! 1643 01:27:34,872 --> 01:27:35,939 Take that! 1644 01:27:35,939 --> 01:27:38,926 Heard that? Perfect! No mistakes! 1645 01:27:39,170 --> 01:27:40,713 Jorrel Layno-- 1646 01:27:41,631 --> 01:27:42,882 you pass. 1647 01:27:43,424 --> 01:27:45,655 Hah, barely passed! But I still did! 1648 01:27:46,427 --> 01:27:47,637 I didn't need a perfect score. 1649 01:27:47,637 --> 01:27:49,247 Congrats, congrats! 1650 01:27:49,247 --> 01:27:51,307 Thank you, you're such a great teacher, ma'am! 1651 01:27:53,450 --> 01:27:55,870 Hey, hey, hey! Sir Jess! 1652 01:27:55,870 --> 01:27:57,509 How are you feeling? 1653 01:27:57,509 --> 01:28:00,245 I'm good! I'm good, actually. 1654 01:28:00,245 --> 01:28:01,793 What about you? How are you doing? 1655 01:28:01,793 --> 01:28:05,036 Hopefully my students didn't give you too much trouble. 1656 01:28:05,036 --> 01:28:07,039 A little, but nothing I can't handle, sir. 1657 01:28:07,039 --> 01:28:09,233 Class, please greet Sir Jess. 1658 01:28:09,233 --> 01:28:10,843 He is my mentor. 1659 01:28:10,843 --> 01:28:12,445 Sir Jess, you're still alive? 1660 01:28:12,445 --> 01:28:14,430 - Hi Sir Jess! - No, I meant-- 1661 01:28:14,430 --> 01:28:16,332 Yes, I'm very much alive, thank you! 1662 01:28:16,749 --> 01:28:18,543 Class, I have an announcement to make. 1663 01:28:18,960 --> 01:28:21,921 Miss Katey's time as the substitute teacher is about to end, 1664 01:28:22,338 --> 01:28:24,465 and I will be coming back to work 1665 01:28:24,799 --> 01:28:25,799 in a few weeks. 1666 01:28:28,219 --> 01:28:30,013 Aww, you're leaving us, ma'am? We'll miss you! 1667 01:28:30,013 --> 01:28:31,038 Class... 1668 01:28:31,264 --> 01:28:32,557 don't be sad! 1669 01:28:32,557 --> 01:28:35,143 Remember what I told you? We should be happy. 1670 01:28:35,435 --> 01:28:37,979 Besides, I'll be doing my licensure exam soon. 1671 01:28:37,979 --> 01:28:39,021 Who knows… 1672 01:28:39,313 --> 01:28:41,774 maybe next year you'd still be here. 1673 01:28:45,486 --> 01:28:46,821 Mr. Cabahug! 1674 01:28:47,905 --> 01:28:49,782 You're frowning again! 1675 01:28:51,534 --> 01:28:52,869 Just keep smiling. 1676 01:28:55,538 --> 01:28:56,956 Sir Jess, how are things? 1677 01:29:00,168 --> 01:29:03,546 The Faculty was pleased with my performance, Auntie! 1678 01:29:03,546 --> 01:29:06,479 They thought I was all looks. 1679 01:29:07,633 --> 01:29:09,761 Oh my, that's great news, Katey! 1680 01:29:09,761 --> 01:29:10,862 So what’s next? 1681 01:29:10,862 --> 01:29:13,139 Where are you heading off after your exams? 1682 01:29:13,532 --> 01:29:15,951 Hey, you're always welcome to stay here, alright? 1683 01:29:16,536 --> 01:29:20,371 Oh Auntie, I wouldn't want to impose! I might find my own place by then. 1684 01:29:20,371 --> 01:29:22,398 Actually, you'd have worn out your welcome. 1685 01:29:22,398 --> 01:29:23,374 Kidding! 1686 01:29:23,374 --> 01:29:27,045 No, I'm sure Felix's mom wouldn't mind. 1687 01:29:27,045 --> 01:29:31,157 My sister and your mom are best friends, after all! 1688 01:29:31,524 --> 01:29:34,455 I'm just a little frustrated with Felix here. 1689 01:29:34,455 --> 01:29:37,205 He still hasn't graduated! 1690 01:29:37,205 --> 01:29:39,290 Have you seen his drawings? 1691 01:29:39,499 --> 01:29:40,706 They're so good! 1692 01:29:40,706 --> 01:29:41,768 What? 1693 01:29:41,768 --> 01:29:44,321 You draw and you didn't even tell me? 1694 01:29:44,321 --> 01:29:45,855 You should have taken up Fine Arts! 1695 01:29:45,855 --> 01:29:47,185 You should draw me! 1696 01:29:47,698 --> 01:29:48,775 Hey. 1697 01:29:48,775 --> 01:29:51,969 Hold on, I have some good news! 1698 01:29:52,553 --> 01:29:53,553 I think... 1699 01:29:54,222 --> 01:29:56,349 Arcenio and I might be getting back together again! 1700 01:29:57,767 --> 01:30:01,145 So, just stay here. I have to check if he gave me a call! 1701 01:30:01,145 --> 01:30:02,814 - Excuse me! - Go ahead, Auntie. 1702 01:30:18,287 --> 01:30:19,205 I heard 1703 01:30:19,205 --> 01:30:21,207 you broke up with Cathy? 1704 01:30:21,666 --> 01:30:22,666 I'm sorry… 1705 01:30:26,212 --> 01:30:27,212 I, ah... 1706 01:30:28,172 --> 01:30:29,590 I apologize, too, 1707 01:30:30,758 --> 01:30:32,385 for what happened the other night. 1708 01:30:34,220 --> 01:30:35,220 Felix, 1709 01:30:35,763 --> 01:30:37,348 please don't apologize because... 1710 01:30:38,516 --> 01:30:39,642 I was surprised, too. 1711 01:30:40,017 --> 01:30:41,017 Because... 1712 01:30:42,019 --> 01:30:43,104 I led you on. 1713 01:30:45,106 --> 01:30:47,980 And if we met under different circumstances, 1714 01:30:48,442 --> 01:30:50,736 I'm sure I would have liked you in that way, too. 1715 01:30:52,196 --> 01:30:53,197 But for now... 1716 01:30:53,698 --> 01:30:55,366 can we stay this way? 1717 01:30:56,450 --> 01:30:58,828 So, you're saying there's a chance? 1718 01:31:00,580 --> 01:31:02,081 I'm going to go get some water. 1719 01:31:30,193 --> 01:31:32,003 Here is our hero yet again, 1720 01:31:32,003 --> 01:31:34,572 restless, and sleepless. 1721 01:31:35,448 --> 01:31:37,742 If he hadn't messed around in school, 1722 01:31:37,742 --> 01:31:39,535 he probably would've graduated by now, 1723 01:31:40,578 --> 01:31:42,538 and he could be with Katey. 1724 01:31:43,372 --> 01:31:45,666 But if he did do well in school, 1725 01:31:46,209 --> 01:31:51,005 he wouldn't have been able to know the woman who made him into a man. 1726 01:32:42,306 --> 01:32:43,057 STAE represent! 1727 01:32:43,057 --> 01:32:47,628 STAE represent! Have you seen the STAE scandal? 1728 01:33:13,045 --> 01:33:14,046 I knew it! 1729 01:33:14,297 --> 01:33:16,882 I always knew something wasn't right with Ms. Quinto! 1730 01:33:19,635 --> 01:33:20,720 Katey! 1731 01:33:21,721 --> 01:33:23,764 Felix, not now. 1732 01:33:25,308 --> 01:33:26,767 Felix! 1733 01:33:30,014 --> 01:33:31,516 Cathy. 1734 01:33:37,778 --> 01:33:39,864 Layno, where's Felix? 1735 01:33:40,339 --> 01:33:42,967 He's with me. He says he wants to go home. 1736 01:33:42,967 --> 01:33:44,285 No, stop him! 1737 01:33:44,285 --> 01:33:46,620 At all costs. I'll be right there! 1738 01:33:47,038 --> 01:33:48,164 This looks good. 1739 01:33:48,956 --> 01:33:51,584 This is the first time I've seen a shirt like this! 1740 01:33:53,044 --> 01:33:55,463 That ones's better. 1741 01:33:55,755 --> 01:33:56,881 Yeah, solid choice. 1742 01:33:56,881 --> 01:33:59,442 Guys, come on. Wait, where? Where are we going? 1743 01:33:59,442 --> 01:34:00,301 Where do you want to go? 1744 01:34:00,301 --> 01:34:02,620 I need to go home, man, I need to check on Katey. 1745 01:34:02,620 --> 01:34:04,280 - She's at the mall! - That's right! 1746 01:34:04,280 --> 01:34:05,723 She's probably busy, and besides-- 1747 01:34:05,723 --> 01:34:09,168 There's a photocopy service here, they make good copies. 1748 01:34:09,168 --> 01:34:10,269 No, I'm sure she's home! 1749 01:34:10,269 --> 01:34:11,729 - Sir! - Do you want to try the photocopy service? 1750 01:34:11,729 --> 01:34:13,707 What's your favorite color on the stoplight? 1751 01:34:13,707 --> 01:34:16,025 - Sir! Sir! - Mine is green. 1752 01:34:16,025 --> 01:34:18,027 - Dude, look! The stoplight's at green! - Who is wrong? 1753 01:34:18,027 --> 01:34:19,528 - What's wrong? - Sir, sir! 1754 01:34:20,071 --> 01:34:23,949 Sir I remember you! You're the one who was looking for a scandal from STAE! 1755 01:34:23,949 --> 01:34:25,159 - So glad you're back. - Scandal? 1756 01:34:25,159 --> 01:34:27,411 Dude, I think something's wrong with my tummy! 1757 01:34:27,411 --> 01:34:29,931 - I'm shitting my pants! - Come here, I'll play it for you! 1758 01:34:29,931 --> 01:34:31,727 Let's check it out, man! 1759 01:34:31,727 --> 01:34:32,666 Sir! 1760 01:34:32,666 --> 01:34:34,043 What did I tell you? It’s legit! 1761 01:34:34,371 --> 01:34:38,000 I heard this was a teacher at STAE! 1762 01:34:38,000 --> 01:34:40,925 Well, boss? You want it on your phone again? 1763 01:34:50,935 --> 01:34:52,186 Shut that off. 1764 01:34:52,770 --> 01:34:53,604 What? 1765 01:34:53,604 --> 01:34:54,522 Do you want a copy? 1766 01:34:54,522 --> 01:34:55,898 - Shut it off. - Dude, my stomach really hurts! 1767 01:34:55,898 --> 01:34:57,341 - Why? - Lix, that's enough. 1768 01:34:57,341 --> 01:34:59,085 - Dude, it hurts! - Turn that shit off! 1769 01:34:59,085 --> 01:35:01,612 Hey, hey, hey! I told you to turn that off, didn't I?! 1770 01:35:01,845 --> 01:35:04,448 Hey! Asshole! 1771 01:35:06,075 --> 01:35:07,701 My CPU! 1772 01:35:07,701 --> 01:35:10,287 You ass! Get out of here! 1773 01:35:12,873 --> 01:35:15,334 And when you're deep in love, 1774 01:35:15,918 --> 01:35:18,629 judgment has no place in your heart. 1775 01:35:23,259 --> 01:35:26,345 Arsenio is so silly. He hasn't changed one bit. 1776 01:35:26,345 --> 01:35:27,221 But sis… 1777 01:35:27,221 --> 01:35:29,265 - Let's stop talking about Arsenio. - Katey! 1778 01:35:29,265 --> 01:35:32,101 - how we're back to being Miss Photogenic-- - Katey! 1779 01:35:32,827 --> 01:35:33,953 Oh, it's Felix! 1780 01:35:33,953 --> 01:35:34,870 Felix! 1781 01:35:34,870 --> 01:35:37,162 Felix, come here! Your mom's on the phone! 1782 01:35:37,162 --> 01:35:39,400 - Katey! - Hey, Felix! 1783 01:35:39,400 --> 01:35:40,609 - What is up with this kid? - Katey! 1784 01:35:40,609 --> 01:35:42,303 It's like he didn't even hear me! 1785 01:35:43,404 --> 01:35:44,655 Katey?! 1786 01:35:45,698 --> 01:35:46,866 Katey?! 1787 01:35:51,912 --> 01:35:53,747 No sign of Katey at all. 1788 01:35:55,249 --> 01:35:56,709 She just vanished 1789 01:35:59,086 --> 01:36:00,754 without a word. 1790 01:36:00,754 --> 01:36:05,151 Feline, that Katey-- Tanya's daughter? 1791 01:36:05,151 --> 01:36:06,886 - I can't believe she's such a sleaze. - Oh god, yes. 1792 01:36:06,886 --> 01:36:08,429 So immoral! She has a scandal! 1793 01:36:08,429 --> 01:36:10,247 How could we have known, sis? 1794 01:36:10,513 --> 01:36:13,099 You're the one who asked me to let her stay here with us. 1795 01:36:13,325 --> 01:36:15,869 What kind of woman is she? 1796 01:36:16,270 --> 01:36:18,898 Good thing she's gone before I got home. 1797 01:36:19,315 --> 01:36:21,185 Could you have the room cleaned, please? 1798 01:36:21,185 --> 01:36:23,169 Who knows what other filth she left in there. 1799 01:36:23,169 --> 01:36:25,530 I'm surprised she didn't prey on my poor boy! 1800 01:36:25,530 --> 01:36:27,235 She's a bad influence. 1801 01:36:32,119 --> 01:36:33,787 Where is Katey? 1802 01:36:35,414 --> 01:36:38,834 We finally have a STAE scandal! Ma’am looks delicious! 1803 01:36:42,688 --> 01:36:45,232 He didn't know the first place to look, 1804 01:36:45,232 --> 01:36:49,220 or if she's even safe while her video's going around. 1805 01:36:49,220 --> 01:36:51,388 She looks so yummy! 1806 01:36:57,728 --> 01:36:59,522 You want a sex scandal? 1807 01:37:30,636 --> 01:37:32,763 Get a load of that. 1808 01:37:45,488 --> 01:37:48,658 Felix was prepared to face people's criticisms. 1809 01:37:50,155 --> 01:37:54,481 He was ready to humiliate himself to bury Katey's scandal as all eyes turn on him. 1810 01:37:54,994 --> 01:37:57,913 So he made another STAE scandal. 1811 01:38:03,085 --> 01:38:04,336 However… 1812 01:38:04,336 --> 01:38:06,046 Mr. Cabahug! 1813 01:38:07,590 --> 01:38:09,508 Report to the Dean's Office. 1814 01:38:09,925 --> 01:38:10,925 Now! 1815 01:38:15,556 --> 01:38:17,808 Felix, Felix… 1816 01:38:18,726 --> 01:38:20,019 I know you. 1817 01:38:20,561 --> 01:38:23,314 You can do better than this, Felix. 1818 01:38:25,232 --> 01:38:26,650 You want to say something? 1819 01:38:28,402 --> 01:38:29,402 Nothing? 1820 01:38:30,696 --> 01:38:34,199 Maybe Miss Quinto's ways are just rubbing off on you. 1821 01:38:34,533 --> 01:38:37,453 I heard she was living in your house. 1822 01:38:37,745 --> 01:38:39,163 How lucky! 1823 01:38:40,039 --> 01:38:41,039 Sir! 1824 01:38:41,790 --> 01:38:44,043 Katey has nothing to do with this! 1825 01:38:45,185 --> 01:38:46,353 “Katey?” 1826 01:38:46,353 --> 01:38:48,047 Wow, Sister! 1827 01:38:48,492 --> 01:38:51,036 I didn't realize you were on a first-name basis! 1828 01:38:51,425 --> 01:38:56,472 Be thankful that you only got suspended. 1829 01:38:56,722 --> 01:38:58,015 Unlike with Miss Quinto. 1830 01:38:58,515 --> 01:39:00,934 Unfortunately, they banned her 1831 01:39:01,326 --> 01:39:03,370 from entering the school premises, 1832 01:39:03,370 --> 01:39:07,441 and in case she passes the Licensure Examination, 1833 01:39:07,441 --> 01:39:12,179 they'll make sure that no school will ever accept her. 1834 01:39:12,613 --> 01:39:14,253 Sir, why don't you just expel me instead? 1835 01:39:14,782 --> 01:39:17,159 She didn't even do that while she's a teacher in STAE! 1836 01:39:17,713 --> 01:39:20,924 I am absolutely sure she wasn't the one who uploaded that video! 1837 01:39:22,831 --> 01:39:26,001 Well, I'm so sorry to hear that. 1838 01:39:26,920 --> 01:39:29,465 She could have been a great professor in our school. 1839 01:39:29,465 --> 01:39:31,190 But it is as they say, 1840 01:39:31,190 --> 01:39:34,760 she is a disgrace to this institution. 1841 01:39:36,804 --> 01:39:39,407 The only reason why they didn't expel you is 1842 01:39:39,407 --> 01:39:42,643 because they believe you're under the influence of-- 1843 01:39:43,018 --> 01:39:45,604 what was it again, Sister? 1844 01:39:45,813 --> 01:39:47,564 Infatuation. 1845 01:39:49,274 --> 01:39:50,709 I'm sorry, but... 1846 01:39:50,709 --> 01:39:52,569 the Board has passed their decision. 1847 01:39:53,195 --> 01:39:56,490 It's final and irrevocable. 1848 01:39:57,408 --> 01:39:58,492 Let it go! 1849 01:39:58,701 --> 01:40:01,420 No one's going to watch your video anyway. 1850 01:40:05,958 --> 01:40:07,918 Just the gays! 1851 01:40:14,383 --> 01:40:15,896 It's a little slanted, sir, 1852 01:40:16,635 --> 01:40:18,037 let me just fix it. 1853 01:40:31,717 --> 01:40:32,927 A couple of days passed. 1854 01:40:32,927 --> 01:40:34,695 Katey still hadn't shown herself… 1855 01:40:34,695 --> 01:40:36,029 no one's heard from her… 1856 01:40:38,407 --> 01:40:39,825 She still hasn't come back. 1857 01:40:43,078 --> 01:40:46,081 Why does happiness slip away 1858 01:40:46,582 --> 01:40:48,041 right as we're about to grasp it? 1859 01:40:56,467 --> 01:40:59,678 So Felix drowned his sorrows in alcohol. 1860 01:41:01,597 --> 01:41:02,973 He's used to being alone, anyway. 1861 01:41:03,265 --> 01:41:04,558 But deep inside, 1862 01:41:04,808 --> 01:41:06,435 he still held out hope. 1863 01:41:16,904 --> 01:41:18,197 Felix? 1864 01:41:25,162 --> 01:41:26,413 Katey? 1865 01:41:36,048 --> 01:41:37,257 Why did you disappear? 1866 01:41:37,800 --> 01:41:39,009 Where did you go? 1867 01:41:40,302 --> 01:41:41,886 Huh? Why did you leave? 1868 01:41:41,886 --> 01:41:44,181 Who spread that video? 1869 01:41:44,181 --> 01:41:45,307 Was it Joel? 1870 01:41:46,030 --> 01:41:47,030 Well? 1871 01:41:47,030 --> 01:41:49,144 Sorry, I didn't mean to make you worry. 1872 01:41:50,813 --> 01:41:54,483 But I really needed some time to breathe. 1873 01:41:54,483 --> 01:41:56,735 A break from all the noise. 1874 01:41:57,653 --> 01:41:59,112 But I'm here now… 1875 01:41:59,519 --> 01:42:01,104 to say goodbye. 1876 01:42:01,865 --> 01:42:03,158 Wait-- 1877 01:42:03,158 --> 01:42:04,635 goodbye? 1878 01:42:04,635 --> 01:42:08,615 Where are you going? Take me with you! 1879 01:42:08,615 --> 01:42:09,765 Please! 1880 01:42:09,765 --> 01:42:14,044 There are just some things I need to fix for myself. 1881 01:42:14,795 --> 01:42:15,795 Katey! 1882 01:42:16,755 --> 01:42:18,257 Don't leave me, please! 1883 01:42:18,841 --> 01:42:19,841 Please! 1884 01:42:22,010 --> 01:42:23,262 Boy Sleazy-- 1885 01:42:24,304 --> 01:42:26,515 We both need to grow up. 1886 01:42:28,892 --> 01:42:30,269 Katey. 1887 01:42:31,186 --> 01:42:34,314 I'm so tired of being left behind! 1888 01:42:38,099 --> 01:42:40,750 I'm so tired of being left behind, please! 1889 01:42:42,406 --> 01:42:43,782 I'm so tired! 1890 01:42:49,580 --> 01:42:50,747 Please! 1891 01:46:00,771 --> 01:46:04,649 When Felix woke up, he had a massive headache from getting wasted. 1892 01:46:16,251 --> 01:46:18,837 Worse was the pain in his heart, 1893 01:46:18,837 --> 01:46:21,809 because that was the last time he would ever see Katey. 1894 01:46:33,549 --> 01:46:36,928 Time passed and by some miracle, our hero finally graduated! 1895 01:46:38,347 --> 01:46:39,951 And during that time, 1896 01:46:39,951 --> 01:46:43,396 people eventually forgot his moniker "Boy Sleazy". 1897 01:46:45,941 --> 01:46:50,651 But that name would go on to be used in so many places. 1898 01:46:51,530 --> 01:46:54,199 And there are things that just can't be forgotten… 1899 01:46:54,574 --> 01:46:56,535 Like sweet memories, 1900 01:46:57,285 --> 01:46:58,954 the "what if's", 1901 01:46:59,913 --> 01:47:02,415 and things that will never happen. 1902 01:47:07,879 --> 01:47:08,879 Felix. 1903 01:47:08,879 --> 01:47:10,924 I really hope you can move on from this. 1904 01:47:35,532 --> 01:47:38,425 - Babe, come on. Give me your bag. - Thanks, babe! 1905 01:47:39,536 --> 01:47:41,538 - Do you like it? - Your house is so nice! 1906 01:47:42,205 --> 01:47:44,958 - Auntie! - Oh, hi! 1907 01:47:45,167 --> 01:47:45,887 Felix! 1908 01:47:47,493 --> 01:47:49,956 Auntie, how can I help you? 1909 01:47:50,755 --> 01:47:52,591 No, just relax. 1910 01:47:53,133 --> 01:47:55,820 Hey! Isn't your mom coming home tomorrow? What time are you picking her up? 1911 01:47:55,820 --> 01:47:57,929 Around 3PM, Auntie. 1912 01:47:59,197 --> 01:48:00,532 Hang on, Auntie. 1913 01:48:00,532 --> 01:48:02,058 Work is calling. 1914 01:48:02,659 --> 01:48:05,720 - Aww, you're so sweet! - I missed you, Auntie! 1915 01:48:06,021 --> 01:48:07,981 - Hand me the potatoes and the... - Sure thing. 1916 01:48:08,982 --> 01:48:09,982 ...pepper. 1917 01:48:10,734 --> 01:48:15,530 “I love your work! I want to commission you for a piece.” 1918 01:48:24,681 --> 01:48:25,599 Hey, Garf! 1919 01:48:25,599 --> 01:48:28,835 - Hey, Felix! - Hi Layno! I missed you guys! 1920 01:48:28,835 --> 01:48:29,903 Garf, Garf! 1921 01:48:29,903 --> 01:48:31,922 How are you? How's your wife? 1922 01:48:32,295 --> 01:48:33,815 We're doing great, and she's pregnant! 1923 01:48:33,815 --> 01:48:35,217 Twins again, I think! 1924 01:48:35,217 --> 01:48:36,242 Again? 1925 01:48:37,510 --> 01:48:39,238 I think you went a little overboad with the PSL there! 1926 01:48:39,238 --> 01:48:40,180 P.S.L. 1927 01:48:40,180 --> 01:48:41,139 Putok Sa Loob (to cum inside) 1928 01:48:41,139 --> 01:48:42,164 What about you, Layno? 1929 01:48:43,058 --> 01:48:44,226 I sure hope 1930 01:48:44,643 --> 01:48:46,483 you've gotten your cherry popped on that ship! 1931 01:48:46,483 --> 01:48:47,645 Of course! 1932 01:48:48,063 --> 01:48:50,190 I met a hot crewmate! 1933 01:48:50,441 --> 01:48:51,565 Wait-- 1934 01:48:53,610 --> 01:48:55,528 - Oh, hi! - How are you, honey? 1935 01:48:56,071 --> 01:48:57,071 Hi! 1936 01:48:57,840 --> 01:48:58,840 Hi! 1937 01:49:00,925 --> 01:49:02,385 - Babe! - Oh, babe! 1938 01:49:02,385 --> 01:49:03,370 Babe! 1939 01:49:03,370 --> 01:49:04,729 Guys, it's Catherine! 1940 01:49:04,729 --> 01:49:07,724 Oh, hi guys! I miss you! 1941 01:49:07,724 --> 01:49:09,084 Hey, let's help Auntie prepare. 1942 01:49:09,084 --> 01:49:11,253 - Okay, okay… - I'll catch you guys later, okay? 1943 01:49:11,253 --> 01:49:14,364 - Bye! - Garfield, send my regards to Celina! 1944 01:49:14,364 --> 01:49:16,758 - Thanks so much! - Bye! 1945 01:49:17,550 --> 01:49:18,969 Auntie, is the food ready yet? 1946 01:49:18,969 --> 01:49:21,175 Almost! Just waiting for the potatoes. 1947 01:49:21,879 --> 01:49:23,487 Is that going to be delicious? 1948 01:49:36,111 --> 01:49:37,404 Babe! 1949 01:49:37,654 --> 01:49:41,300 Put your phone down! Give me a sec. I'm almost done. 1950 01:49:41,300 --> 01:49:43,009 What's so important? 1951 01:49:43,009 --> 01:49:45,203 Put that down. 1952 01:49:45,620 --> 01:49:46,471 Why, 1953 01:49:46,471 --> 01:49:47,789 what are we doing? 1954 01:49:47,789 --> 01:49:49,057 Playtime. 1955 01:49:49,057 --> 01:49:51,835 Huh? Play--isn't that for later? 1956 01:49:51,835 --> 01:49:55,447 But we've never had sex here and I want us to do it. 1957 01:49:55,447 --> 01:49:57,299 - Right now? - Yes, now. 1958 01:49:57,299 --> 01:49:58,633 If you say so. 1959 01:50:01,386 --> 01:50:03,305 - Love you. - Love you. 1960 01:51:02,364 --> 01:51:04,949 Felix may have taken a different road, 1961 01:51:04,949 --> 01:51:08,345 but he realized that no matter what hurt you, 1962 01:51:08,345 --> 01:51:10,538 there's always something to learn from it. 1963 01:51:17,045 --> 01:51:19,547 And if it continues to cause you pain, 1964 01:51:19,839 --> 01:51:20,839 more likely, 1965 01:51:20,839 --> 01:51:22,592 the lesson’s not yet done. 1966 01:51:25,970 --> 01:51:28,378 Because once in Boy Sleazy’s life, 1967 01:51:28,765 --> 01:51:32,477 he chose to be a lover boy instead. 1968 01:51:45,490 --> 01:51:46,908 Ouch! 1969 01:51:47,992 --> 01:51:49,452 Mr. Cabahug! 1970 01:51:50,286 --> 01:51:52,331 Once you're a well-known artist, 1971 01:51:52,331 --> 01:51:54,378 don't forget about us, alright? 1972 01:52:02,382 --> 01:52:03,842 Boy Sleazy! 1973 01:52:04,926 --> 01:52:06,845 Why are you sad again? 1974 01:52:07,178 --> 01:52:09,264 Didn’t I say let’s just be happy? 1975 01:52:24,707 --> 01:52:26,626 And I know you're probably wondering 1976 01:52:26,626 --> 01:52:29,701 who I am and why I know a lot about Boy Sleazy’s story. 1977 01:52:30,073 --> 01:52:31,119 Well... 1978 01:52:31,119 --> 01:52:33,605 I am Felix's other head! 1979 01:52:35,790 --> 01:52:37,250 Or the holy spirit. 1980 01:52:38,960 --> 01:52:41,737 I am Boy Sleazy's dick! 1981 01:52:47,737 --> 01:58:42,987 Subtransl.ed balloumowgly 132652

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