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Green light.
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Red light.
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Gregory.
There you are, my guy.
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Hey, did you hear
this whole thing about Chris
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in Ms. Williams' class,
his mom?
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Green light.
The lady with the lip ring?
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Yeah, she got arrested.
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What?! Red light.
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- Go on.
- Oh, this is bonkers.
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Arrested for what?
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Mm. Protesting
workplace conditions.
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Oh. Green light.
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No, no, no, no.
It gets good.
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It was at that strip club,
Virgo's.
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Red light.
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Well, technically,
just outside the strip club.
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Yellow light.
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Red light.
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The cops throw her
in the back of the car.
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One of them was her cousin, though,
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so I think
they just drove her home.
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Green light.
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Eight-year anniversary.
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It's Medieval Times.
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He wouldn't stop speaking
in a British accent.
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Freed all the knights' horses,
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which caused
a little traffic thing, so...
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Tariq is in town, so I asked him
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to grab the rest of his stuff.
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I decided that when
your relationship is 100% over,
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your ex shouldn't be keeping,
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like, 90% of his things
at your place.
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His Pokémon plush toy, Charmeleon.
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He said it was the only thing
that understood him.
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"Dragon Ball Z," "Gundam"
figures, "Attack on Titan."
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A lot of anime.
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Wait, I think the last one
was manga?
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He would always get sad
when I confused the two.
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It's all gotta go.
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Good morning.
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Ooh, I love that jacket.
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That's so cute. Love it.
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Hey, no running in there!
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Please have a seat.
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Mm. Yellin' at 'em.
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Just like on TV.
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Hey.
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'Sup, lower case?
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Oh, Khalil.
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He's doing great.
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Kid's got his seven multiples
down now.
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Try not to take him on
a field trip to the casino.
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Okay.
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Thank you.
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And I thank you, Joshua.
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Hey, keep your head up,
Mr. C.
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We know
you're trying your best.
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Excuse me?
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I saw the commercial
about the school on Hulu
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when I was watching
"One-Punch Man."
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Oh. Great show.
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I love that he can defeat
anyone with just one punch,
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yet when tasked
with the mundane, he--
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Wait, what commercial?
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Uh... ooh.
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There is a commercial running
saying how bad Abbott is,
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and we are all in it.
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Jacob, we're munching
on our lunches.
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Wait, a commercial?
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That's why that parent said
something about me on TV.
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Was there a bit
about me gambling?
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'Cause a parent said something
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that almost triggered
my fight-or-fight response.
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Mm, you mean
fight or flight.
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No. I'm not a flippin' bird,
Gregory.
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There's a commercial
with all of us.
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Turn on the TV!Yeah.
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So, come on down
to Katrina's Braid Emporium.
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Nigerian braids,
American prices.
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Located at-- There has to be a better way.
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Y'all not gonna believe this,
but I was watching "Gourders,"
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that show about
pumpkin hoarders,
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and a commercial about Abbott
came on. It's bad.
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I had to watch two more episodes
- before it played again.
- Oh.
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Philadelphia students
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deserve to have
a quality education.
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It's impossible
for these students to succeed
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because traditional
public schools are failing.
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They don't need teachers
with shady backgrounds.
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Feels light.
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Alright, which one of youse
is holding out on me?
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Shouldn't our children be
allowed to express themselves?
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Please stop dancing.
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They don't need teachers
that belittle their culture.
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Good job, dawg!
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Arf! Arf!
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Don't our children deserve
teachers they respect?
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Alaya.
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Sit down.
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If you have any respect for
yourself or your neighborhood,
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you'll support
Legendary Charter Schools,
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developed solely for
your neighborhoods.
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Charter schools are
how we can get good teachers
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the support they need.
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Yeah!
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♪ Legendary Schools♪
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Is this a diss track?
Let me get in the booth.
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I don't even sound like that, dawg.
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This buffoonery
will not stand.
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How did they even get
this footage?
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- Yeah.
- A camera crew came in.
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I thought
it was one of them.
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Oh, like y'all can tell
these moderately attractive
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white men with beards apart.
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What's even under there?
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See, this is why I never
trusted any of youse.
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Now, get the cameras
out of my face
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before I give you
a colonoscopy with it.
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We need to get this commercial
taken down.
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Yes.
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And just so
you parents know,
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any commercials you may have
seen are not true.
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This is an excellent school,
and your children are learning.
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- Yeah, right.
- Yeah, it is right.
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But, like...
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Hey, girl, hey!
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So, I started watching that show
about couponing savants.
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Uh-huh.
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Couldn't get into it. Oh.
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You truly do have the taste of
a middle-aged Midwestern mama.
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Well, thank you, Erika.
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Oh, what are you doing
tomorrow?
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I found a new paint-and-sip,
but this one got hookah.
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Oh!
Oh, but I can't.
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Tariq is coming by my place
to pick up his stuff tomorrow.
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Girl.
"Girl"?
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You can't have that man
come to your crib.
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Why not?
We're broken up.
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It's history. Exactly.
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Too much history there.
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Listen, you need to meet him
someplace neutral and unsexy.
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- Okay.
- Like, um, a school parking lot.
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- Mm.
- Or like a cheesesteak spot.
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Well, he finds shaved meat sexy,
so parking lot it is.
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- Let me know how it go.
- Okay.
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I got surprises.
I can do surprises.
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Psst! I think we might
just be able to nip
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this commercial in the bud.
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Melissa called in a favor.
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And now you've made me
an accessory.
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She's got a friend
who's a lawyer.
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Oh, fun.
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Okay.
Yeah.
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- Mr. F.A.D.E.!
- Aw, yeah.
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Wassup, my little
No Limit Solders?
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How y'all doing?
Yeah.
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Hey, Tariq.
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What are you doing
in here?
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I told you to come at noon
and to wait in the parking lot.
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I know, but these are
my day ones.
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Had to come say "what's up"
to the little studious homies.
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Ms. Teagues,
can we show Mr. F.A.D.E.
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the new sight words we know?
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- Ooh. Yes, yes.
- Yeah!
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Ooh, pwease,
Ms. Teagues?
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Pwease?
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I love your skirt,
by the way.
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Makes me want to play
"Candy Land."
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Oh. Thank you.
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I knew it was giving
Princess Lolly.
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You're doing it.
You're doing it.
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Look, I have to teach,
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but I guess you can stay
for a little while.
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I'm chilling. Okay.
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Alright. Tell me about
these on-sight words, y'all.
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What, they trying to catch
these hands or something?
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I did worry it might be awkward,
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but I don't think
it's actually possible
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to be awkward around Tariq.
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- No, it's good.
- Good news, too, so...
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- Yeah.
- I'm-- I'm super-hype.
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- Me too.
- Oh, I hate to be
the perpetual resident
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of Buzzkill, Pennsylvania,
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but, uh, we are meeting
with the lawyer any minute--
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I am the lawyer.
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Oh.
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Of course you are.
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I knew that.
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"Erin Brockovich" is, like,
my favorite movie.
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This is Candace.
She's a friend of my family,
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and she's a beast
in the courtroom.
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Candace is the reason
why Martha Stewart
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had a window in her cell.
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- Oh.
- Oh.
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Melissa briefed me
on what's going on,
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and it sounds like you have
a strong enough case
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to sue these chumps
for all they're worth.
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Yes. I knew this principal thing
would work out for me one day.
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Now, how much money
are we talking?
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Like, a foldable stack?
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To be clear, this camera crew
trespassed, right?
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Well, actually,
I let them in.
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Okay, but they used
your likeness without consent.
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Yeah, well,
we did sign these.
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Um... but they misrepresented
what they were doing?
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Well, they did say they were
coming to get footage of us,
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- which they did.
- Yeah.
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Okay, so, uh,
what I'm seeing here is,
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you guys just failed
to pay attention
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to what was happening.
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You have
absolutely no case,
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and, in fact,
according to this,
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you might each owe
Legendary Charters,
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yeah,
$200 for crew fees.
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- For what?
- Candace!
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I don't--Melissa: Let them try
to get the money.
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Wait, so you are saying that
we're just gonna have
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to see this commercial forever,
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and there's no way
we can get it off the air?
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You could pay for Hulu
without commercials.
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- D--
- Mm-hmm.
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Aw, yeah.
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My dawg.
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Thanks for giving me
some of that good TP.
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Mm.
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You know, we can't get this
in New York.
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You look good, by the way.
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Oh.
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Thank you.
You look good, too.
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I mean, glad to hear
you're killing it up there,
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selling out
those school auditoriums.
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I mean, that's the dream.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.
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I mean, keep it on the down low,
but, uh, I'm in talks to play
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Nick Cannon's
next baby shower.
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'Kay.
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Uh, alright.
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Well, um, glad it's all
finally happening for you.
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Yeah.
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Alright, well, I should
probably get back to class.
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Or-- Or we could continue this
conversation at Bahama Breeze.
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Old time's sake?
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It's just dinner.
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I was gonna have dinner anyway.
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But now it's with someone
I used to date for a decade.
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So, I'm just a single girl
having dinner
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with the only person I've ever
had a sexual relationship with.
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I did it.
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I found the dirty rat in charge
of Legendary Charters.
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Melissa Schemmenti
comes through again.
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How'd you do it?
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Oh, I've got my ways.
253
00:09:30,308 --> 00:09:31,788
I Googled it.
254
00:09:31,788 --> 00:09:34,486
But I like to maintain
that air of dark mystery.
255
00:09:34,486 --> 00:09:37,228
Scumbag's name
is Draemond Winding.
256
00:09:37,228 --> 00:09:38,621
He's a real piece of work.
257
00:09:38,621 --> 00:09:40,362
He's a big name
in New York charter schools.
258
00:09:40,362 --> 00:09:42,277
Now he's got his sights
set on Philly.
259
00:09:42,277 --> 00:09:44,714
Well, what's our next move?
How do we get to this guy?
260
00:09:44,714 --> 00:09:46,194
- Find his grandma.
- Find his mother's mother.
261
00:09:46,194 --> 00:09:49,763
I say we just let this thing
wind itself down.
262
00:09:49,763 --> 00:09:52,679
Not the first time anyone's said
anything bad about Abbott,
263
00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:54,594
and it certainly
won't be the last.
264
00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:57,292
What's with the change
in tune?
265
00:09:57,292 --> 00:09:58,902
The more we fight this,
266
00:09:58,902 --> 00:10:00,512
the more attention
we bring to the commercial.
267
00:10:00,512 --> 00:10:01,862
Okay, but this is personal.
268
00:10:01,862 --> 00:10:03,472
They called us bad teachers.
269
00:10:03,472 --> 00:10:05,300
Yeah, uh, not all of us.
270
00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:07,650
Some of us came off looking
pretty good in that commercial.
271
00:10:07,650 --> 00:10:10,174
That is not
what this is about.
272
00:10:10,174 --> 00:10:13,177
Then what's it about...
Barb?
273
00:10:13,177 --> 00:10:16,485
I do not agree with anything
in that commercial.
274
00:10:16,485 --> 00:10:18,922
I just think that we need
to find a different way
275
00:10:18,922 --> 00:10:20,707
to get what we want.
276
00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:22,491
If-- If we stoop
to their level,
277
00:10:22,491 --> 00:10:24,667
we're no better
than they are.
278
00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:26,321
They go low, we go high.
279
00:10:26,321 --> 00:10:28,192
Yeah.
Eyes, nose, throat.
280
00:10:28,192 --> 00:10:29,890
No.
281
00:10:32,022 --> 00:10:33,850
Ayo, talent manager,
282
00:10:33,850 --> 00:10:35,330
what you doing hanging out
with that dirt?
283
00:10:35,330 --> 00:10:36,984
Oh, nothing. I just like
coming out to the garden.
284
00:10:36,984 --> 00:10:39,551
I don't ever touch it or do
anything to make it better.
285
00:10:39,551 --> 00:10:41,466
You're a weird dude.
286
00:10:41,466 --> 00:10:42,685
That's cool.
287
00:10:42,685 --> 00:10:44,382
And, um,
what are you doing here?
288
00:10:44,382 --> 00:10:45,557
Oh, you know, I'm just picking
some stuff up.
289
00:10:45,557 --> 00:10:46,820
Then I'm going
to din din
290
00:10:46,820 --> 00:10:48,038
with 'Neen 'Neen
for some nom noms.
291
00:10:49,344 --> 00:10:50,650
- Y'all are going to dinner?
- Yeah, yeah.
292
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:51,868
You know, we're gonna see
how it goes,
293
00:10:51,868 --> 00:10:54,697
but maybe afterwards
go to a Redbox,
294
00:10:54,697 --> 00:10:56,307
take it back to her place,
you know?
295
00:10:56,307 --> 00:10:58,222
You know what her favorite
movie is, by the way?
296
00:10:58,222 --> 00:11:00,224
You don't know what
Janine's favorite movie is?
297
00:11:00,224 --> 00:11:02,574
I think it was "Up."
298
00:11:02,574 --> 00:11:04,446
Maybe it was "Us."
299
00:11:04,446 --> 00:11:07,231
Something with an "uh" sound
somewhere in there.
300
00:11:07,231 --> 00:11:08,406
I've been taking
these new brain pills
301
00:11:08,406 --> 00:11:09,494
that got nootropics
in them.
302
00:11:09,494 --> 00:11:12,062
They clearly
"noot" working.
303
00:11:12,062 --> 00:11:13,498
I said, "They 'noot' working."Yeah, I heard you.
304
00:11:13,498 --> 00:11:15,718
- I heard you. Yeah, I heard you.
- Okay. Okay.
305
00:11:15,718 --> 00:11:18,939
And that's why we're "Ghana"
learn about Africa next wee--
306
00:11:18,939 --> 00:11:21,245
Joshua Richardson,
pack your things.
307
00:11:21,245 --> 00:11:23,639
Your transfer to Addington
has been approved.
308
00:11:23,639 --> 00:11:25,249
Joshua, how could you?
309
00:11:25,249 --> 00:11:27,643
I didn't.
My mom did, you dork.
310
00:11:27,643 --> 00:11:29,601
Damn. Oh.
311
00:11:29,601 --> 00:11:30,690
I'm leaving.
312
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,779
I can talk how I want now.
313
00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:34,650
My God. That commercial's
got these kids
314
00:11:34,650 --> 00:11:36,260
transferring
left and right.
315
00:11:36,260 --> 00:11:37,914
You know how much paperwork
goes into a transfer?
316
00:11:37,914 --> 00:11:39,611
I've signed my name,
like, six times today.
317
00:11:39,611 --> 00:11:41,309
And, what, they just want me
to know the date?
318
00:11:41,309 --> 00:11:42,745
We gotta put a stop
to this.
319
00:11:42,745 --> 00:11:44,094
Parents are calling me names.
320
00:11:44,094 --> 00:11:45,748
A couple of them said that
I look like somebody
321
00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:48,272
who I definitely do not.
322
00:11:48,272 --> 00:11:50,100
Deuces, Squidward.
323
00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:55,105
Uh, alright, buddy, I will, uh,
catch you on the flip.
324
00:11:55,105 --> 00:11:57,281
See y'all broke bois later.
325
00:11:57,281 --> 00:11:58,630
Okay.
326
00:11:58,630 --> 00:12:00,067
♪ Legendary Schools
327
00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:02,156
Um...
328
00:12:04,549 --> 00:12:06,029
If you have any respect
for yourself
329
00:12:06,029 --> 00:12:07,727
or your neighborhood...
330
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:08,771
you'll support... Ugh!
331
00:12:08,771 --> 00:12:10,294
...Legendary Charter Schools--
332
00:12:10,294 --> 00:12:11,818
I cannot escape
that commercial.
333
00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:14,255
- It's like T-Pain in '08.
- You know what?
334
00:12:14,255 --> 00:12:15,822
Barb doesn't want to help, fine.
335
00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:19,390
We have the name and number
of Legendary Charters' CEO.
336
00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:21,871
I say
we just give him a call.
337
00:12:21,871 --> 00:12:25,353
E-mails may be Janine's thing,
but phone calls are mine.
338
00:12:25,353 --> 00:12:26,920
He's CEO of a company.
339
00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:28,443
He's not gonna just answer
an unknown phone call,
340
00:12:28,443 --> 00:12:29,966
Scrappy-Doo.
341
00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:31,751
Well, then I will leave
a voicemail for the ages.
342
00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:35,711
Someone picked up.
Hello?
343
00:12:35,711 --> 00:12:38,496
I'd like to speak to Draemond.
344
00:12:38,496 --> 00:12:39,889
It's him.
345
00:12:39,889 --> 00:12:41,499
What kind of weirdo
answers a random number?
346
00:12:41,499 --> 00:12:44,764
Well, this is Jacob Hill,
347
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,940
history teacher
over at Abbott Elementary.
348
00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:48,768
Heard of it?
349
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,726
Whenever you want to stop hiding
behind your little commercial
350
00:12:50,726 --> 00:12:54,556
and come down here--
351
00:12:54,556 --> 00:12:56,688
Oh, you will come down here?
352
00:12:56,688 --> 00:12:58,908
You've got an opening
this afternoon?
353
00:12:58,908 --> 00:13:03,043
Well, I don't have my schedule
in front of me,
354
00:13:03,043 --> 00:13:06,046
but, um, yeah,
that could work.
355
00:13:06,046 --> 00:13:09,397
Yes.
No, I've never
considered voice acting.
356
00:13:09,397 --> 00:13:14,010
Oh, mezzo-soprano, actually,
but that was ages ago.
357
00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:16,404
Yeah, maybe I will.
358
00:13:16,404 --> 00:13:18,536
Mm-hmm.
359
00:13:18,536 --> 00:13:19,842
Okay, buh-bye.
360
00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:21,496
What'd he say?
361
00:13:21,496 --> 00:13:24,368
That I remind him of
a seasoned Timothée Chalamet.
362
00:13:24,368 --> 00:13:25,848
About the commercial, dummy.
363
00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:27,197
Uh, he's coming to Abbott.
364
00:13:27,197 --> 00:13:28,633
He wants to talk.
365
00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:31,201
And he sounds handsome.
366
00:13:31,201 --> 00:13:33,638
Oh. A twist.
367
00:13:33,638 --> 00:13:35,292
See you tomorrow.
368
00:13:36,598 --> 00:13:38,730
- Hey.
- Hey.
369
00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:39,906
Ah,
that's still straight.
370
00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:41,037
Yeah.
371
00:13:41,037 --> 00:13:42,560
Yup.
372
00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:43,910
So, what's up?
373
00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:46,521
Uh,
I ran into Tariq outside. Mm.
374
00:13:46,521 --> 00:13:47,870
He said you guys
are going out tonight.
375
00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:49,002
Oh, yeah.
It's just gonna be
376
00:13:49,002 --> 00:13:50,742
a little catch-up sesh
over dinner.
377
00:13:50,742 --> 00:13:53,571
Well, he may think it's
a little bit more than dinner.
378
00:13:53,571 --> 00:13:54,659
You sure
it's a good idea?
379
00:13:56,966 --> 00:14:00,840
I'm sure, and you don't really
have to worry about it,
380
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:04,234
'cause it's kind of
none of your business.
381
00:14:06,149 --> 00:14:08,412
S--
382
00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:09,544
Just looking out
for a friend.
383
00:14:09,544 --> 00:14:11,981
Yeah, no.
Thanks, friend.
384
00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:22,035
When is
this guy getting here?
385
00:14:22,035 --> 00:14:23,166
I am losing my nerve.
386
00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:24,689
And you're getting
on mine.
387
00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:29,651
Ava Coleman.
388
00:14:29,651 --> 00:14:30,782
Draemond Winding.
389
00:14:30,782 --> 00:14:32,393
Pleasure to meet you.
390
00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:33,785
Got him.
391
00:14:33,785 --> 00:14:35,265
Principal Ava Coleman.
392
00:14:35,265 --> 00:14:36,963
And of course it is.
393
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:38,790
I'm surprised
you were able to make the time.
394
00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:41,881
Shouldn't you be off somewhere
shutting down an orphanage?
395
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,534
You must be
Melissa Schemmenti.
396
00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:45,536
Who the hell you think you are,
knowing my name?
397
00:14:45,536 --> 00:14:48,844
And, uh, I,
of course, am Jacob Hill.
398
00:14:48,844 --> 00:14:51,803
We spoke on the phone.
399
00:14:51,803 --> 00:14:53,283
Remember?
400
00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:55,111
Chalamet?
401
00:14:55,111 --> 00:14:57,809
Your commercial was
all wrong, okay?
402
00:14:57,809 --> 00:14:59,855
And very disrespectful
of our school.
403
00:14:59,855 --> 00:15:02,771
30 years, and this place
still smells exactly the same.
404
00:15:02,771 --> 00:15:04,033
What's that supposed
to mean?
405
00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:05,469
Oh, did I forget
to mention?
406
00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:08,211
I, uh-- I was a student
here at Abbott.
407
00:15:08,211 --> 00:15:09,560
Wait,
you went to Abbott?
408
00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:10,953
I did.
409
00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:12,781
There she is.
410
00:15:12,781 --> 00:15:15,479
The greatest teacher
I ever had.
411
00:15:15,479 --> 00:15:17,568
Mrs. Howard.
412
00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:19,048
Been far too long.
413
00:15:20,528 --> 00:15:21,529
Oh.
414
00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:28,710
Barb, you taught
that doorknob?
415
00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:30,190
You just a secret Sith, huh?
416
00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:33,410
Draemond was in
my very first class.
417
00:15:33,410 --> 00:15:35,978
Oh, such a beautiful child.
418
00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:38,938
He was going through
a lot at home.
419
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,027
He was so young,
and he already felt like
420
00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:43,681
the world had turned
its back on him.
421
00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:45,379
I couldn't let him
feel that way.
422
00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:47,337
Well, he a grown-ass man
wearing Florsheims now,
423
00:15:47,337 --> 00:15:48,904
so you need to recognize.
424
00:15:48,904 --> 00:15:51,602
Y--
And he's trying
to bring down Abbott.
425
00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:57,478
Damn.
426
00:15:57,478 --> 00:15:59,306
Oh, I'm just waiting
on 'Neen.
427
00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:01,786
Did you pick those flowers
out of my garden?
428
00:16:03,353 --> 00:16:04,615
No?
429
00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:09,446
With a cohesive vision
and some direction,
430
00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:10,882
you can even turn
a place like this around.
431
00:16:10,882 --> 00:16:12,710
That's what we do
at Legendary Schools.
432
00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:15,452
♪ Legendary Schools
433
00:16:15,452 --> 00:16:17,193
Look at that. See?
434
00:16:17,193 --> 00:16:19,500
I'd be willing to bet Abbott
Elementary's never even thought
435
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,806
about something
like branding, right?
436
00:16:21,806 --> 00:16:24,244
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cut the crap.
437
00:16:24,244 --> 00:16:26,376
You use kids
in your attack ads.
438
00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:28,074
How much you really care
about them?
439
00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:30,728
We just aired what we shot.
440
00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:32,469
You didn't make it tough
on us.
441
00:16:32,469 --> 00:16:35,429
Look, the conditions
of this place are abysmal.
442
00:16:35,429 --> 00:16:37,387
Not to mention you have
a principal who knows more about
443
00:16:37,387 --> 00:16:39,911
the cast of "Love Island"
than she does her own students.
444
00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:42,740
Hey! Just as much.
445
00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:46,005
Look, the fact that you've been
able to retain a talent
446
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:49,312
like Barbara Howard
this long's a miracle.
447
00:16:49,312 --> 00:16:50,835
She's honestly
the only teacher
448
00:16:50,835 --> 00:16:53,186
that still qualifies
this place as a school.
449
00:16:53,186 --> 00:16:54,926
- Hey.
- Enough!
450
00:16:54,926 --> 00:16:58,104
My classroom now,
Draemond!
451
00:17:00,584 --> 00:17:02,238
I'm coming.
452
00:17:02,238 --> 00:17:05,067
I actually haven't been back
to Bahama Breeze
453
00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:07,939
since Tariq and I broke up,
so-- I don't know--
454
00:17:07,939 --> 00:17:09,941
I think it'll be nice
to shoot the breeze
455
00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:12,901
at the Breeze again,
as Tariq would say.
456
00:17:12,901 --> 00:17:13,989
Oh.
457
00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:19,081
Oh, God.
Why use permanent marker, Tariq?
458
00:17:25,218 --> 00:17:28,395
Yo, 'Neen, turns out
my ride isn't coming,
459
00:17:28,395 --> 00:17:29,874
so just like old times,
460
00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:31,354
I'mma need you
to gas up the Coroll-ie,
461
00:17:31,354 --> 00:17:33,269
'cause we setting sail
for the Breezy.
462
00:17:33,269 --> 00:17:35,445
Choo-choo!
463
00:17:35,445 --> 00:17:38,057
Also, I owe you
half a sandwich.
464
00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:40,581
Wh--
465
00:17:44,454 --> 00:17:46,804
Sometimes,
it's nice to be reminded
466
00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:48,632
you made the right decision.
467
00:17:48,632 --> 00:17:51,548
My sandwich is half-eaten,
468
00:17:51,548 --> 00:17:53,289
but my cup is half-full.
469
00:17:54,595 --> 00:17:55,770
This is wild.
470
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,079
You know, I remember spending
plenty of time in this corner
471
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,384
when I'd get in trouble.
472
00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:03,647
Oh, you had
your good moments, too.
473
00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:08,652
Draemond,
nothing makes me happier
474
00:18:08,652 --> 00:18:11,002
than seeing
my students succeed,
475
00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:14,963
and you have surpassed
every expectation.
476
00:18:14,963 --> 00:18:16,312
You know, when I left
your class,
477
00:18:16,312 --> 00:18:19,359
I bounced around public schools,
totally lost.
478
00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:21,012
I ended up at a charter,
and they gave me
479
00:18:21,012 --> 00:18:24,625
a fighting chance
to become the man I am today.
480
00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:27,497
But you can't blame everything
that was going on in your life
481
00:18:27,497 --> 00:18:29,847
at that time
on all public schools.
482
00:18:29,847 --> 00:18:31,110
Can't you see?
483
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,285
I'm trying to make
schools better
484
00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:34,287
for the Barbara Howards
of the world.
485
00:18:34,287 --> 00:18:37,420
Draemond, what you are doing
hurts teachers like me.
486
00:18:38,813 --> 00:18:40,554
You're still teaching me, huh?
487
00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:43,818
Yo.
488
00:18:43,818 --> 00:18:46,647
Hey.
You ready to go?
I'm starving.
489
00:18:46,647 --> 00:18:49,215
I've been thinking about
that Jamaican Jerk Shrimp
Pineapple Bowl all day.
490
00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:50,433
Booyaka!
491
00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:52,174
All I had to eat today
492
00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:54,263
was half that sandwich, so...
493
00:18:54,263 --> 00:18:55,482
You know what?
494
00:18:55,482 --> 00:18:57,136
I have had a long day, Tariq,
495
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,529
so I think I'm just
gonna hang at home.
496
00:18:59,529 --> 00:19:00,748
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
497
00:19:00,748 --> 00:19:02,271
We can just
get the food to go
498
00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:04,317
and then go hang
at our pl-- your place.
499
00:19:04,317 --> 00:19:07,320
Maybe we can, uh,
watch your favorite movie.
500
00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:10,932
You know, the one with...
501
00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:12,325
ol' boy.
502
00:19:12,325 --> 00:19:15,241
Yeah, no, I don't think
that's a good idea.
503
00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:19,201
Tariq, I think it's best
if we have a platonic,
504
00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:21,638
non-meal-sharing
relationship.
505
00:19:23,814 --> 00:19:24,859
Yeah.
Right?
506
00:19:24,859 --> 00:19:26,121
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
507
00:19:26,121 --> 00:19:27,340
That's cool, 'Neen.
That's cool.
508
00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:29,211
I'll just have my girlfriend
take me.
509
00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:30,430
Your what?
Girlfriend.
510
00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:32,127
Third woman
I've ever been with.
511
00:19:32,127 --> 00:19:33,998
Might as well be the fourth
with the things we be doing.
512
00:19:33,998 --> 00:19:35,304
You know
- what I'm talking about?
- I don't.
513
00:19:35,304 --> 00:19:36,740
Hey, baby.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
514
00:19:36,740 --> 00:19:38,481
Dinner with my ex
got canceled, so, uh,
515
00:19:38,481 --> 00:19:40,179
I'm free
to hang out with you now.
516
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,397
Okay, boo-boo.
517
00:19:41,397 --> 00:19:43,573
Yeah.
Buh-bye.
518
00:19:44,879 --> 00:19:46,750
Guess you're not going out
with him, then?
519
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:48,274
No. No.
520
00:19:48,274 --> 00:19:50,928
I'm probably gonna just go home
and watch a movie.
521
00:19:50,928 --> 00:19:51,929
"Jumanji"?
522
00:19:51,929 --> 00:19:54,062
It is my favorite.
523
00:19:54,062 --> 00:19:55,716
See you in the morning, Gregory.
524
00:20:03,593 --> 00:20:06,596
Draemond and I had
a little chat.
525
00:20:06,596 --> 00:20:07,989
He'll be taking
the commercial down.
526
00:20:07,989 --> 00:20:10,165
- Oh!
- Yes! Yes!
527
00:20:10,165 --> 00:20:12,646
Only Barb can still school
her kids after all this time.
528
00:20:12,646 --> 00:20:14,213
But I will say that
that commercial
529
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,127
did catch my good side,
530
00:20:16,127 --> 00:20:19,130
and I hope Jim Gardner caught it
before it came down.
531
00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:20,610
Barb.
532
00:20:20,610 --> 00:20:21,959
Okay, fam.
533
00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:23,744
Come on.
534
00:20:23,744 --> 00:20:25,528
Barbara doesn't see that
I'm trying to help her,
535
00:20:25,528 --> 00:20:26,529
but that's okay.
536
00:20:26,529 --> 00:20:28,270
The visit has inspired me.
537
00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:29,924
The commercial is neither
here nor there,
538
00:20:29,924 --> 00:20:33,319
because I'm gonna turn
every school in Philadelphia
539
00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:35,451
into a Legendary Charter School.
540
00:20:35,451 --> 00:20:37,801
Next up-- Abbott Elementary.
541
00:20:37,801 --> 00:20:40,151
♪ Legendary Schools
542
00:20:40,151 --> 00:20:41,762
Tell me that's not catchy.
You can't.
543
00:20:44,808 --> 00:20:47,898
Oh, oh, yeah, the anti-drug
stuff's been going real good.
544
00:20:47,898 --> 00:20:49,335
Shout-out to F.A.D.E.
for believing in your boy.
545
00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:52,512
I just put out my album,
"METH-od to My Madness,"
546
00:20:52,512 --> 00:20:54,601
on Reeq Reqords. Yup.
547
00:20:54,601 --> 00:20:56,646
That thing went double mahogany.
548
00:20:56,646 --> 00:20:58,822
Yeah.
It's on top of The Chartz,
549
00:20:58,822 --> 00:21:01,216
which is a Spotify playlist
that I made.
550
00:21:01,216 --> 00:21:02,478
Check that out.
551
00:21:02,478 --> 00:21:04,088
Uh, what else?
552
00:21:04,088 --> 00:21:05,873
Been hitting up a lot
of New York Liberty games,
553
00:21:05,873 --> 00:21:07,831
trying to get on them
halftime shows, you know?
554
00:21:07,831 --> 00:21:09,398
Them ladies tall...
555
00:21:09,398 --> 00:21:11,618
which is my new type.
556
00:21:11,618 --> 00:21:13,881
You know what I'm talking about?
Yeah.
557
00:21:13,881 --> 00:21:16,362
Oh, recently just did this, uh,
commercial jingle, too.
558
00:21:16,362 --> 00:21:19,321
♪ Legendary Schools
559
00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:21,323
Yeah.
560
00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:23,238
Came up with the melody myself.
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