All language subtitles for Unwanted Guest [eng]

Hello.

Ify...

Hey baby.

I miss you so much.

I miss you too baby.

Oh, I can't wait for you
to come here and join me.

Me too honey, me too.

So what did the lawyer say?

Infact that's why am calling you.

I went to his office today.

And you are not going to be
eligible to file for another two years.

Two years?

I almost fainted when
he told me in his office.

My God, what are
we going to do now?

My dear we just
have to wait, you know...

I just feel so bad.

Baby, please don't
feel so bad my dear.

You've worked so hard
and you've done all you can.

I don't want you to stress
yourself of this issue okay.

Thank you sweetheart.

I miss you.

I can't wait to hold you.

Kiss you.

Make love to you.

Me too honey.

Ify hold on, hold on, am
getting another call okay.

Okay my love.

Alright.

Hey baby, what's going on?

Hey baby, where are you?

I'm at the corner of the 1025th street.

That's kind of far.

You're gonna be here
in time to take me to work?

Oh yeah, yeah i'll be there in about 15 minutes.

Umm.

Hey, hey sweetheart am talking
to my mom on the other line,

so am gonna have
to call you back okay.

Alright baby, I'll see
you when you get here.

Alright, I love you.

I love you.

Ify...

Hey...ughh.

Sorry, that was
my sister calling me.

She wants me to do...

She wants me to do something for her.

So am going to have to
call you back okay sweetheart.

Okay tell your sister I said "Hi".

That am so mad at her
because she ignored me.

Okay, okay I will.

Alright, greet everybody for me okay.

Okay.

-Okay I love you.
-I love you too.

Come in it's opened.

-Ify.
-Bola.

Hey, Bola baby...
Ify Baby...

How are you doing?

I'm good.

This one that you
remembered me today I'll win money.

What kind of money?

Are you not the one with an American
boyfriend so western union will flow steady.

Bola.

We thank God.

But am tired of receiving
western union cash.

I also want to go to America and be
sending western union to people back.

Ify don't worry, it will
happen sooner than you know.

I just got off the phone with Ike.

I have to wait another two years before
her can file for me to come over.

Two years?

Don't let an American woman snatch
your husband from you over there in America.

Never.

I know my Ike and i trust
him one hundred percent.

-Okay.
-Yeah.

Please am hungry
what do you have at home to eat.

You're always hungry!!!

You think everybody is gonna look like
you, my husband, my man likes me thick.

Just like this.

Please, I came to visit
you help me get something to eat.

I'm tired.

Hey beautiful.

Hey handsome.

What took you so long?

Alright handsome.

No no no no no...
I have to go, I gotta go to work.

Come on tell your manager that you
had to take care of your boyfriend.

No, I cannot.

Why?

I don't think she would understand she's a old
woman and I don't think she had any in a long time.

-Okay?
-Okay.

-Let's go.
-Ok babe.

Thank you.

Ifeoma.

I've told you over and over again.

That I'll take care of you.

I'll do everything for you.

And I've told you a million
times that am a married woman.

Ifeoma this thing you
call marriage is not marriage.

You got married to this guy, a few
weeks later he vanished to America.

Five solid years, you
haven't even seen him.

Kole.

Listen.

What ever issue I have in my
marriage is no business of yours.

The only reason why am here today is
because you call me to talk about business.

I know it's business, but I don't
mean to upset you my dear.

I just want you to realize that....

Let's just see it as it is....

It's been five solid
years Ify, five solid years.

In that cold yankee weather.

Ahn Ify now...

You don't know how
many oyinbo this guy will be....

You're crossing the line right now.

Just, okay look at it Ify.

Try to just understand with me.

Check deep within your heart you will know
that all am just trying to tell you is the truth.

Ify.

Ify you can't leave.

What?

You know you deserve
something better than this Ify.

-I'm going.
-Ify you deserve...

Leave me, go!!!

Dham!

This thing you call
marriage, it's not marriage.

You got married to this guy, a few
weeks later he vanished to America.

Five solid years, you
haven't even seen him.

It's been five solid years Ify, five solid
years in that cold yankee weather.

Ahn Ify now, you don't know
how many oyinbo this guy would....

You're crossing the line right now.

You're leaving?

Yeah babe I gotta go to
work, I gotta fill in for my girl.

Are you coming back cause you know
you're spending the weekend right.

Yes I will be back after five.

Alright cool.

I gotta go to work.

I'll be back at seven.

Babe, I lost the key to the apartment.

So you might have to pick me
up from home or I can just wait for you.

You know you got to have
a key to your baby's place.

Thank you baby, love you so much.

You love me so much.

I do.

I got to go baby.

Bye baby.

Stop it.

Good morning sister.

Morning.

How are you?

I'm good.

I just got off the phone
with mama in Nigeria.

I just spoke to her now.

You know how your mother is...

She was just talking about different
irrelevant things that is happening around.

She even tell me one about one woman
is talking about her and her daughter,

and the children and they neeed
prayer for, against this demon and stuff.

But you should
be used to that by now.

You know mom
wants to use holy ghost fire...

To kill the whole world.

But on a serious note,
she's worried about you and Ify.

Why?

You're asking me why...

Ike since you've been married you haven't been
together with your wife for two straight months.

How can she get pregnant and have
your baby if you don't make love to her.

Ohh oh, sister
please please please.

Let's not go down that road.

Okay what, do you want me to travel
to Nigeria without correct papers?

But it's been almost a year that you have
your papers even if you cannot file for her yet.

Go home and see her.

Okay sister I didn't
come here for a lecture .

So if you want to lecture me tell
me so I'll know, so I can find my way.

You can get angry if you want.

That girl is a human
being, a woman with feelings.

What would you do if a
man do the same thing to me?

Haba sister.

Your problem is Nikky.

You can't even think straight...

When Nikky is concerned.

You've forgotten about
your wife back home.

I have not forgotten
that I am married.

And I still call her, I still send money
to her, I still do all the things I do...

That's beside the point Ike.

You are still young, you have
entangled yourself with two good women.

Have you told Nikky you
are legally married back home?

Have you?

Ike you know what
goes around comes around.

You know this
people here are not really okay.

I know.

I will take care of it sister.

I will.

I hope so.

Have you eaten anything?

No.

I won't mind
eating eba right now.

Which soup do you have?

Ogbono egusi...

Bitter leaf soup.

Nawa oo.

This is not easy at all.

My sister.

You know that if I lie to anyone in
this world, I cannot lie to both of you.

I just don't know what to do.

Ify.

Just take it easy okay.

God will see you through this.

What did you just say?

God?

Babe you better get your head
examined and don't fool yourself.

Five solid years without
sex and you are calling on God.

Are you out of your freaking mind?

So that's Mr Callaghan we need to step
on it man any delays we are off the job.

What do you expect
her to do almighty Meggie.

She needs to help herself
before her equipment seals up finally.

What?

Do you expect her to
enter the BRT bus to America?

Does she have to go
to America to help herself?

Hello, that is where my husband is.

What point in this conversation
did I mention your husband?

Meggie.

What are you implying?

I ain't implying shit.

I am stating a fact and offering a
solution to your rage and hormones.

Which is?

Get yourself a man that will
take care of your emotional ease.

Wait, you want me to
cheat on my husband?

Who doesn't?

My mother never cheated on my father.

That does not mean that,
that never crossed her mind.

Meggie you are possessed.

Say what you want
Bola but I am a realest.

Do you think that Ike has not touched
any woman since he's been in America.

See that, she can't even answer the question
because she knows it's the bitter truth.

Look, whether the guy has
been with other women or not...

It's not enough reason for
her to start sleeping around.

Okay, be like that.

Holy Mary mother of Jesus.

Keep fooling yourself while all the white
girls have a few date with your husband.

Stop that Meggie.

That is our friend's
husband we are talking about.

And this friend...

needs some sense
talked into her head.

I'm not gonna seat here and act all naive while
some yankee husband takes my friend for a ride.

No way.

Ify.

Don't be blinded by love.

You need to shine your
eyes and watch out for yourself.

That is exactly what am doing.

I'm watching out for myself by
keeping my marriage intacted.

By staying faithful.

Thank you my friend tell her.

I appreciate your concern.

And I don't want you to think that I'll start
sleeping around just to satisfy my sexual desires.

I didn't say you'd
start sleeping around.

Just...

Have one other guy.

Meggie you are a mad woman.

Just when someone thinks that you are
about to say something reasonable for once,

you go off in a whole other direction.

Bola please leave alone.

Is this not a serious matter.

See an America
girl trying to speak pidgin.

That was how I had to show this
guy another property in Lexiton avenue.

-Okay.
-I'm telling you.

Again?

That guy is too much problem he's always
complaining about petty petty things...

You know, what the make of the light
switch, are these bulb eco-friendly.

If I was the one
I would've ignored him.

Ah not fair, no no no...

That guy is in
cash now, am telling you.

Other people have gone to him before you
know he's just currently worrying about his spending.

Hold on, hold on.

Hey baby, how are you?

Hi honey, how are you?

I'm okay am just
hustling you know...

Honey I miss you.

I miss the way we
love and the way we talk...

Baby hold on, hold on
I gotta take this call hold on.

Okay honey.

Yeah, hello sir.

No no, we are on our way.

Told you.

We're in Manhattan right
now we'll be there soon.

Okay alright.

That's acceptable.

Was that Wifey?

You know, these
women they are just...

Oh man you do have girls
around you tell me about it.

Chima.

Chima I don't even
know how else to thank you.

Stop saying this.

You are my sister, if I don't do
it for you who else will I do it for.

All we need to do now is Thank God.

Ahh father I thank you for not
allowing my enemies to laugh at me.

Father I thank you I worship you.

Ahh Chima.

Good day Uncle Chima,
Mama what is going on.

My dear.

You sounded so worried on
the phone is everything alright?

Just have a seat.

Have a seat my daughter.

Our God has done it again.

He's the alpha, the omega
the beginning and the end.

He has answered our prayers.

Chima tell her, tell
her the good news.

You know what this is?

No.

You remember sometime ago I asked
you to get me your passport photograph.

Yes.

I didn't tell you why.

Uncle tell me I can't stand
this suspense anymore.

You just won the America visa lottery.

Yes!

Yes.

That means you are going to
America to meet your husband.

Thank you, thank you.

Ify....

Congratulations.

I got it, my sister I got it.

I know...

I don't even know what
to say am so speechless.

So what did Ike
say when you told him?

Ike?

I haven't even been
able to reach him all day.

I don't know where he is.

So you mean he doesn't know.

Mehn, I wish I could see the
look on his face when he hears this.

He will be so happy.

But, maybe you
shouldn't tell him quite yet.

What do you mean?

I will win the green
card and not tell my husband.

Ify be calm.

What am saying is that instead
of telling him why not show him.

I'm not following you.

What am saying is that
you should surprise him.

I mean, he's not expecting to see
you for another two years right?

So imagine the look on his face
when you knock on his door in the U.S

And he opens it to
see you standing there.

Bola.

You are evil.

You want me to give
my husband a heart attack.

Heart attack keh.

Omo that same night
he will get you pregnant.

You guys will have so much fun.

Please.

You want to
say you didn't miss it.

Uhh man...

Wait, do you know what?

Maybe you have a point.

I always do...

Ike's birthday is in two months.

So if I go to America
surprise him for his birthday...

That would be the best birthday
that a woman can give to a man.

My point exactly.

But you know don't go and use
me start doing super story thinking.

Please what are we using
to celebrate this one am very hungry.

You are a genius.

-Genius?
-You're a genius.

I know, I know.

-Please...
-I need to get ready.

Ifeoma.

Did you tell him?

Mama don't worry.

I don't want to tell him, I'll make
my visit to America a surprise.

Look.

I need to have a word with you.

Mama please am
already late for work.

I have to go.

Ify sometimes it's good to let
things take it's natural course in life.

Natural meaning I have
to tell Ike that am coming?

-Yes.
-No.

By me coming there as a surprise
will be the spice of our marriage.

He will be so happy to see me.

Ify.

-I think...
-No mama please I have to go.

Please am already late.

I'll be fine.

Ike don't tell me that rubbish,
I cameto this country long before you.

Don't talk to me like am retarded.

Ahh no sister it's not like that now.

It's just that I have...

You have no excuse.

You are just being wicked.

You are just being wicked, it's been
almosta year that you had the U.S citizenship.

You became eligible
to file for Ify long time ago.

Sister I would do it.

I just have some things
I have to clear up before...

So that I can make life comfortable
for her when she gets to America.

Did I hear you say comfortable?

How much more
comfort do you need?

You have a good house a
good job and a U.S passport.

All Ify wants is to be beside
the man she loves, her husband.

Sister.

I will bring Ify here
when the time is right.

I'm a grown man I should be able to
handle my household the way I want.

I don't know why you are
even quizzing me like a kid.

I will treat you like a kid because you are
behaving like those dumb college student.

Sister I can't take this anymore.

Go on, walk away.

The truth is a bitter pill to swallow.

You have two good women in your
life and you don't know what to do Ike.

You cannot eat
your cake and have it.

You are legally married
to Ifeoma keep it that way.

Sister.

I am old enough to take
care of my responsibilities.

Are you sure this is a good idea?

I mean you showing up unannounced.

What is bad about that?

I want to give my husband
the best birthday gift ever.

I just hope it doesn't end
up being your worst nightmare.

Come on Meggie.

Why are you always so pessimistic.

Can't you just be happy for me?

I am happy for you Ify,
but baby don't be naive.

I lived half of my life in the United States,
I know that country like the back of my hand.

Hey ladies...

God you are coming to save me
from this ever negative human being.

Meggie.

Don't tell me
you're still making trouble.

I was just telling her that your idea to show up
in the U.S unannounced is very dangerous.

How?

Don't tell me you
are equally retarded.

It's your
ancestors that's retarded.

I know what happens
in that America okay Ify.

I'm begging you just call Ike
and tell him you are on your way.

If not...

If not what?

I don't know.

I just don't wanna see my friend
get her precious heart broken.

Why can't you just trust
my husband I don't understand.

It's not your husband
baby it's the male species.

Ify don't listen to Meggie.

She does not trust
any man on this planet.

Oh I trust men.

It's the devil inside
their dicks I don't trust.

Meggie I pity the
man that will marry you.

I pity you that is already married.

And you Bola I pity the man
in the church that is engaged to you.

He doesn't even know he is marrying
a girl fresh out of the psycho world.

Look you're
the one that know.

What is this?

What does it look like.

Are you pregnant?

What, you're not ready for a baby?

Nikky answer the question.

Are you pregnant?

Why are you getting so
worked up what if I am?

Better not be.

Because you know
we are not ready for...

We're not ready for what, we've
been together for three years Ike.

I'm twenty six and we are
fucking blessed if I got pregnant.

I didn't mean it like that.

Ike I don't know
what you want from me.

You don't seem like you had
any plans for me or this relationship.

No baby that's not true.

But what about my feelings, I have
a family too that cares about me too.

I am so sorry.

I am, hey...

Nikky.

I love you.

I just want us to
slow down you know...

Talk about this things
before we rush into...

I'm not pregnant.

What?

I wish I was but am not.

I love you so much.

I just feel like you are so distant.

I'm not trying to entrap you.

By having a baby.

A baby, it's not that.

I don't know what I have
to do to impress this one.

Look, baby you don't need
to impress anybody just be yourself.

Yeah but I've been doing that for the
past few years and it still hasn't worked.

He still has not owned up to me.

I really don't see why you're getting
yourself all worked up about this.

As long as your man
loves you and y'all cool then...

To hell with everybody else okay.

Tanya in Africa when
you're dating a man,

you with his entire family
I can't just ignore them.

Fuck their traditions, fuck
their values, fuck their ideals.

This ain't Africa this is
America and it's a free country.

Alright.

So what is Ike saying?

I know he loves me.

But he's having commitment issues.

He was tempered even at the
thought of me being pregnant.

Like, for real?

That surprises me cause...

You know he's African and most
Africa men want to get with you,

before they even get to know you
cause they're looking for a green card.

That's the difference
with Ike he's not like that.

He never even bother about the issue
of marriage before he got his papers.

And at first...

I thought that was sweet that
he just focused on us you know...

Not some stupid document babe.

And now...

Now am gonna do whatever
it takes to make this relationship work.

Ike is a good man.

I think after planning this party
is definitely gonna bring us closer.

If you say so.

I mean...

I just want you to be the
happiest woman in the world.

After me of course.

You're stupid.

No I have to invite her to this party.

Come on baby, I thought you
stopped talking to her a long time ago.

I know but I'll send the invite anonymously,
I want her to know that am bigger...

and better than her in every way.

Hey so are you,
you are a bad girl.

And that's why you love me.

Come Olu I don't want
to see your wife here.

Please, please
don't bring her here.

I've told you she will be there.

I can't see why I should deprive my wife
an opportunity to have fun simply because

you don't want her to see you as an irresposible
friend when you start pulling around with those

kokoye babes.

Ohh but this guy is just a mood
spoiler, he keeps spoiling all the fun.

See me and see problem am I the one
who asked you not to control your small boy.

Look come Olu, T.j has a point.

Come out and have some serious fun
at home you know, leave wifey at home.

Nikky and her friends will be there.

Come on, right.

Thank you very much.

If you guys want me at that party you
know I hang out with my baby boo.

Alright no problem.

Do as you like.

Come Ike please tell me, how on earth
did I get stucked with this saint Olu of a guy.

And he has been an
evil saint to me come on.

Hold on.

Hello.

Hey baby.

No, no am around the corner.

I'll be there in fifteen minutes.

Okay babe.

I love you too.

So that's your wife right?

Which madam, you're crazy.

-Alright later.
-Thanks man.

But T.J seriously why are
you encouraging this guy.

How?

You know he has a wife in Nigeria.

One day that woman is
gonna come to this country.

Why don't you wait
until that day comes.

Right, come on.

Until then leave my
brother to have some fun.

Life is too short, stop
being so uptight guy.

Look we know you are the saint.

You're the one married to your
wife be the good man, be that way.

For those of us who wants to have fun and live
life to the fullest, come on leave us to enjoy.

Ify are you taking all your
local things to America?

What?

Please stop acting like a bush
woman and reduce this luggage.

You're not gonna need seventy
percent of what you're taking,

because it's going to be
cold when you get there.

Besides you gonna have to pay for
excess luggage you will not even use.

Meggie, you have come again.

So as the fellow parker of this
luggage, I am equally a bush woman.

Thank God you said it yourself.

But seriously Ify, what you're packing
is only too much your friend is right.

Most of the things you are
packing you wouldn't need them.

Ify my dear.

Give this to your
husband, it's food stuff okay.

Kate am looking at us reducing
from this things, they are too much.

And you are bringing more.

This is not too much,
she can handle this.

I'll be back.

Just hurry up let's be going.

Okay birthday boy.

I gotta take care of you.

I don't wanna ruin your party,
you're gonna make me ruin your party.

But am the birthday boy.

So don't I deserve
some birthday love.

You already had that this morning.

You need to get it together
for the best party of your life.

-Okay.
-Good.

Alright.

I have to take a shower.

I'll be here all day.

Who is this now.

-Hello.
-Good afternoon baby.

Who is this?

It's me Ify.

Hey Ify.

How are you?

I'm fine baby, guess
where I am right now.

It's late in Nigeria so...

I think you should
be at home right?

No, am at the airport
can you come and get me?

Airport what are
you talking about?

Baby am at the JFK airport
right here in New york.

Ify if you are trying to pull my leg on my
birthday oh is that what you're trying to do?

Can't you see the number on your screen
am calling you from somebody's phone.

Are you really in New york?

Baby let me call you
back on this number.

Okay?

Hello baby.

How did you get here?

Baby I just came to surprise you
for your birthday I won the visa lottery.

Baby just come and get me at the
airport please I can't wait to see you again.

You should've told me, I mean...

You should've called me.

Baby you don't sound
too happy am here.

I'm happy.

I just umm....

I'm happy to see you.

I'm happy, am
happy you're here.

What tunnel are you at?

703.

Okay, okay.

Stay right there and wait for me, I'll
come and pick you up immediately okay.

Babe.

Babe you're still on the phone.

I was just talking
to T.J about umm...

The drinks that he said he would bring.

You need to come
and take a shower.

Okay yeah.

You need to be a good boy because tonight
is gonna be a night you will never forget.

Oh my day just got.

More just that you can imagine.

Well am gonna need you to take me
down town so when I get off the shower.

You better be ready.

T.J

I'm good
man what's up man?

There is a big problem.

What happened?

My wife just arrived in the U.S.

Congratulations man.

What now the problem there?

This guy you fall my hand.

I said my wife just arrived
you're telling me congratulations.

Is that a bad thing?

Guy, she just came in
unannouced and Nikky is in my house.

Oh shit!

She didn't tell
you she was coming?

I don't even
know how she got a visa.

And Nikky is at home?

But Ify is at the airport now.

And she's waiting
for me to pick her.

So what do
you want to do now?

That's why am calling you now.

Me?

No am not doing nothing
now am heading for a meeting,

I need to represent my boss in a meeting and am already close to the train station alright.

No guy, guy guy listen.

Guy look let me call you back I need to get
to the train station am heading somewhere,

I'll call you back in a few minute
I'll call you when am done alright.

Guy I gotta go, I gotta go.

Guy, guy hello.

Hello.

Hello, hey baby

Where are you?

Yeah I just came
down the road to see Olu.

Baby you know I gotta pick up
a few things from down town.

You know the party is
gonna start in few hours.

Hurry back alright honey.

Okay baby I'll be home right now.

I'll be home shortly.

Yeah, I'll see you in a bit.

Okay, okay.

Sister.

Hello Ike, how are you?

Sister I need your help.

What's wrong, you sound like you've
been jumped by some racist cops.

Look.

Ify has landed
in JFK, Ify is in New york.

Which Ify?

Ifeoma my wife.

When?

Just a few minutes ago.

Ike you are such a silly boy, so you guys
have planned all of this without telling me.

And here I was worrying that...

She just called me and
said that she is at JFK.

How did she get the visa?

Look sister I don't have any answers
for the questions you are asking me now.

I have a major
disaster on my hands.

How?

You should be
happy your wife is here.

But Nikky is in my house right now.

And Ify is at the airport waiting
for me to pick her to take her home.

Ohh...

There is a big problem.

Sister look don't add
pepper to my problem now.

I'm on my way to your house.

My house, to do what?

You are not going to leave that
poor girl stranded at the airport.

No no...

Nikky is at my house right now
but planning a birthday party for me.

But you decide on who you are
going to spend your birthday with.

Your wife or your concubine.

Sister.

Sister.

Hey baby.

Baby where are you, I needed
to be out here like yesterday.

Yeah.

I had a flat tire so
I gotta fix the tire to...

Let me fix the tire
and I'll be right back.

Baby hurry up do not ruin this party.

I'll call you right back alright.

Hello.

Hi honey, it's me Ify.

Hey Ify.

I'm on my way now, am on my
way to the airport now to pick you.

No I actually left the airport am
in a taxi now heading to the house.

What, which house?

Your house now, it's the
same address in Queen's right.

The taxi knows the address.

So I'll be fine.

But am on the way to the airport
now am really close to the airport now.

Hello.

Hello Ify.

Sorry I think the phone went dead.

Hello.

Shit!!!

This can't be happening.

Come on...

Sorry please can you wait
for me I'll go ring the door bell.

-Okay.
-Thank you.

Who is it?

Hello sister Uju it's me Ifeoma.

Who is this?

Sister Uju it's me Ify can you ask Ike
to come and help me with the luggage.

Ify.

Come on let's go.

Oh my God Ifeoma.

Aunty Uju how are you?

I'm doing fine,
oh my sweetheart.

I'm just about to leave.

Sister.

How are you?

Welcome to America,
welcome to my house.

Thank you aunty Uju.

I am just a little surprised.

And you embarked on this trip and both of you didn't think it was proper to inform me about it.

Sister I swear I didn't...

I'm as shocked as you are.

-Indeed.
-I did not know.

I didn't know she was coming.

-Honestly.
-It's true aunty Uju.

He didn't know.

I did not tell him because I wanted
to surprise him for his birthday.

You see.

And am sure I did just that.

Yes.

It's birthday surprise.

Excuse me.

Who was that?

Just some of my friends they
want me to come and party,

Don't you
know my wife is in town.

Ike where are you, I need
you to come back right now.

I need to get out of here,
I need to go pick up that stuff.

Call me back.

Aunty am so tired.

Can I use your bathroom?

Sure darling it's
the first door to the left.

Okay.

I beg you God I know you
are going to give me this once away.

But I beg you with God please
let us stay here for a couple of days please.

What is wrong
with your own house?

Nikky is in my house right now.

You told me that Nikky
does not live in your house.

Uju that's not what happen to me.

She just came
for the weekend and...

Ike please shut up.

I told you this was going
happen and you totally ignored me.

The evil day has come now
and you want me to rescue you.

I cannot lie to her.

Please now.

Please I beg you with God's
name let us just stay here couple of days.

Though I can sort
some things out.

Wait a minute, what did you tell her
you were coming to do in my house?

Hey Ify...

Hey Aunty.

Aunty Uju am so happy.

Ike seriously you need to call me back now,
I've been waiting in this house for over an hour,

You need to call me now.

Hey Nikky.

-Hi Olu.
-Hi.

-Hi.
-Hi..

Wow hi.

Have you seen Ike?

Ike, no I haven't am
even expecting him here.

But I've been trying his number his
phone seems to be switched off though.

Yeah he's been gone for some hours
and I haven't seen or heard from him.

And I really need to get in
contact with him am kinda worried.

Right I don't think you should worry though maybe his battery is dead or something.

Yeah this is the perfect day
for his battery to be dead,

It's the day of his birthday
and it starts in a few hours.

I know, I know, I know
but I mean he's a big boy.

You know what, this is
what I think you should do.

I think you should go
home, chill and he'll show up.

Okay, alright.

Thank you Olu.

I'll see you in a few hours.

Yeah you will.

-Thank you so much.
-You will yeah.

Bye.

Bye.

Okay wait, wait one second.

What do we do?

The party is just a few hours away.

I don't know Tanya am
so confused right now.

Why don't we just get every
single thing that we need...

and then we'd just home
that he will get here on time.

Okay, okay.

-Okay.
-Look.

Nikky don't you think you're being a little bit
paranoid about this, I mean Ike is a grown man

It's not like he
got abducted by aliens.

Something is not right, I don't
know what it is but it's just right.

Okay I mean let's go.

Hello who's this?

Hey it's me Ike.

Ike where are you,
where have you been?

Nikky has been looking
for you all over New york.

I need you to grab T...

I need you to grab T.J
and meet me somewhere.

-What's wrong.
-I'll explain to you later okay.

Grab T.J and meet
me at Green bay.

Okay.

And make sure
Nikky is not in the hotel.

You know
this girls can be crazy.

Alright, alright you know what.

I didn't plan to stay out late so I gotta talk to my
wife, I'll call T.J we'll both meet you there okay.

Yeah we'll be there
in a giffy no problem.

Okay.

Okay thank you.

T.J when I told you this day will come
you said I should wait till it happen.

Ain't we in that day now.

My friend shut up and let's think of a
way to solve this adulterer's problem.

Oh you guys am in deep shit.

And you guys are here
arguing like school children.

Are you not the
reason for the arguement.

See, you have two
hours before the party starts.

Two hours before the party starts.

And you know you cannot leave your
wife who is just in the U.S for her first time.

This is her first time, you can't
leave her and you can't take her there.

Okay so what
am I going to do?

Simple solution.

You stay away from the party...

Or you ask Nikky to cancel it.

What?

She should do what?

Cancel the party.

Do you want that Akata girl to skin my
friend alive for such an embarrasment.

Don't mind him.

It would be worse, it will be worse
if he shows up there with his wife.

They'd be another september
eleventh all over again, disaster.

But come to
think of it guy umm...

Can't you just talk
to your wife and umm.

Scope her and tell her that you have something
to do at work that you are working late.

Then you go to the party, have
some fun go back home in the morning.

You're not gonna be
there forever are you?

What?

See you can't treat a woman like that especially
a wife he has not seen for a very long time.

And if she know my job doesn't have a
night shift who do I want to show a house at night.

See the rubbish man.

Wait.

So Nikky is still at your place?

Nikky is in my house right now.

That's why my phone is off.

If I go back now there is
no how I will see Ify tonight.

Alright guys.

Warri boy to the rescue now.

Here is the plan.

Ike.

You go home to your wife.

The way Mr. Center suggested.

Go to your wife keep her busy get her
pregnant if you like that's your problem.

You and I will call Nikky.

We'd just tell her
that you had a problem...

With the cops, with the property
you want to show your client,

and the cops called you in for some
paperworks to clarify some document.

Blah, blah, blah cook up some
story and then you will not be there.

Tonight we will go to the party.

We'll see Nikky, talk to her, try to
make her believe that you are coming,

to the party to join us much later
when you're done with the cops.

But of course we know
you are not showing up.

Half way through the party, we'll leave, we'll bail
out we'll tell her we are coming to the prison to

see you and to get you
from the cops that way...

we'd jack some money put
her on the he's coming level.

We take off.

When day break you see the girl explain
to her and say whatever happened

Somebody came to my house and
blew, give her whatever excuse you like.

But at the end of the day...

Party has happened and you
didn't go you will be at home with your wife.

Case closed come on.

You this Warri boy.

It's scam that full your head.

But you're supposed to
know that Warri doesn't take last.

Okay so what happens next, what
happens to his wife at his sister's house.

Umm Ike.

If you choose to stay at your sister's place for
the next couple of days will she throw you out?

No.

Good.

Here is the plan.

I think what we should do...

I mean come on Nikky we've
been here for over three hours.

Don't you think you
are taking this too far.

Look I know you're tired and you
wanna go I can just wait outside in the cold.

Come on, I didn't
mean it like that.

I'm just saying I don't
want to be late to work and

I have to stop downtown to get something
from the store before we go back to work.

I mean.

Can't we just come back tomorrow.

Well Ike didn't leave with any clothes so I know
he's gonna have to come back to the house.

Okay.

Why don't we just
come back later after work.

I'm not about to lose my job
because of your runaway boyfriend.

And I don't think you're
trying to lose your job either.

Can we just get out of here please.

Okay Tanya.

Hey y'all.

Natasha girl you are crazy.

Hey baby whatsup?

Oh no, don't hey baby me.

What happened to you promising that we
was going to meet up before you come here.

I'm so sorry I had
a ride and I hop in.

That is so typical.

Dorisha when are
you going to be done?

Do you see that
many people in here?

Oh I'm sorry.

Hey y'all did you hear Frankie
and Babra finally got a divorce.

It's about time
they get over that shit.

It's about time she left him.

I don't know what took it so long he's been
cheating on her like he's inhaling oxygen.

It's love.

Oh please, don't nobody
talk to me about love up in here.

No nigga is about to be disrespecting me and
think he's still gonna be hitting that shit at night.

We don't even know
who to trust anymore.

The black men.

Or the white guys.

We never know.

The white men gets pissed off.

He turns it down on you,
the kids and then himself.

A black man gets pissed off he sleeps with your
sister, your cousin, your neighbour, anybody.

Just to get back at you.

And I bet you that nigga is
jobless and he's living with you.

Thank you, your
ass well fair and shit

Not all men are like that.

The educated successful man they are more
responsible than the broke ass bummy guys.

Oh please.

You are so wrong.

The educated
ones are even worse.

They hide their nasty evil feelings
behind those suit and college degrees.

You are so right Natasha my friend told
me the story about this Nigerian man.

What happened girl?

He married a girl in Nigeria and came
to America two weeks after the wedding.

And he's been here
about four or five years.

So he hasn't gone back
to Nigeria since then?

Not once.

So does that mean she
hasn't had sex in five years.

Natasha can you please shut
up so she can finish the story.

Go ahead boo.

Anyway so he's been here
and he met another girl.

An American girl,
I think a white girl.

-Oh no...
-Yeah.

And he didn't even tell her that he
was married to another woman in Nigeria.

And they've been together
for about three or four years.

So trifiling.

So what happened girl?

So she won the visa lottery.

And she surprised him
and came to the United States.

What?

Yeah and while she's at the airport she calls
him hey baby can you come pick me up...

Oh my gosh that is so trifiling girl.

So he leave the girlfriend to
go pick up his wife at the airport.

-What!
-Yeah.

Oh no he didn't.

And he brings her back to this other house, he
got this other house for her something like that.

Yeah and that poor girl she hasn't
seen him ever since, his girlfriend.

He chaged his phone number on her she
goes by his job and they say he's on leave.

When did this happen?

About two weeks
ago or something.

Wait where does he work?

I think greater man height
or something, I don't know.

They said he's on leave so everytime
she goes there he's not there.

And the girl was quiet.

Yeah she was quiet.

-Are you sure?
-Yes am sure.

Ike.

You are leaving already.

Yeah I have to go to work
I have to cover for somebody.

But you told me
today was your day off.

Yes it was my day off.

But somebody called and I have to cover
for them I have to show them a property.

Ike.

I've been in this country for two weeks
and I've been stucked in your sister's house.

And that doesn't
make me comfortable.

Yeah but Ify you know that am busy
now, you know I've got work to do.

But when are we
going to our house?

My house.

But there is a gas leak at
the house now you know that.

How long does it
take to fix the gas leak?

I don't know if
I knew I will tell you.

Ify you said you wanted to come to
America now you see how everybody is busy.

Now we have things to do.

You think I want to stay
in my sister's house?

You think I don't want
to go to my own house?

Okay Ike.

I'm sorry.

It's just that...

I have a lot of work to do and...

I'll make it up to you.

But Ike.

It feels like maybe
something is wrong.

Maybe you are in trouble
but you don't want to tell me.

You know you can tell
me, you know am your wife.

Nothing is wrong.

I'm not in trouble, I just umm...

I just have a lot of work to do.

I will make it up to you.

I promise.

Ify.

Ify are you okay?

Yes Aunty am fine.

Ify open this door.

America doesn't seem
to be what you expected it to be.

It is...

It's just like.

What is it?

Ike has made me happy.

He has taken me shopping.

He meets all my needs.

He always make sure that
I have cash in my pocket.

I've come to America
to be with my husband.

Not the wealth.

Or laundry.

I don't know he's...

He's so so
far away you know, like...

Like his mind is running in
too many different direction.

My dear, that's America for you.

All we do here is
work, work and work.

Then we pay bills.

Aunty Ujura.

I understand that but...

It has nothing to
do with how busy he is.

I have a funny
feeling that something is wrong.

Something is wrong.

-Ike.
-Sister.

Yes I had to leave the house
because your wife is sitting back there.

What happened?

Look am tired of covering your
tracks you better show up now.

Or else...

What happened?

Your wife is beginning
to suspect something.

Okay, no hold on.

Sister cool down, cool down.

Show up now, tell her
everything or I'll tell her myself.

Look, don't tell her anything, look am
all the way in Manhattan I will come back.

I would figure out something okay,
just calm down, don't tell her anything.

That's all am telling you,
you better come now.

Or else...

Okay.

Hi baby.

Babe.

You know I like that now.

I know.

Let me get this done.

Cause you know I have to
get some rice before I get to work.

Baby wait, let me
eat you completely.

I know, I know but...

Okay you can eat me
completely after I get some tea.

-No.
-Come on baby.

No, no no....

-Wait, wait.
-No baby.

Nikky will you please stop
getting so worked up about this.

I refuse to believe that Ike would ever
cheat on me, he would never do that.

He wouldn't.

Honey you need to get a grip on
yourself and stop whining about this.

Tanya he loves me, he
would not do anything to hurt me.

He would not.

Baby.

I'm going downtown to the store.

I need to get some aspirin.

Are you alright?

Not really I have a headache.

Oh no, how come?

-Are you sure?
-Of course.

Thank you.

I want to spend the
rest of my life with him.

I love him so much.

Oh, you love him so much.

How many times do I have to tell you that you
cannot give yourself a hundred percent to no man.

You can give yourself
eighty percent of the time.

And then you keep the other
twenty percent for yourself.

When the break up comes.

I mean come on,
look at all this Nigeria scum.

It's just changing you and
turning you into a shadow of yourself.

That is my boyfriend
do not call him scum.

Oh, let me guess.

Prince charming.

Come on.

He ain't so charming now, is he?

Look, I love you,
you are my bestfriend but...

Come on you don't deserve this shit,
you can do so much better than him.

So what exactly is
the problem Sharon?

I think my fiance
has cheated on me.

And I wanna find out.

What exactly makes you
think that he is cheating on you.

You know he comes home, he just
started smelling clothes of other women.

And then when
I confide him about it...

He just tells me...

That his body can take from
the train when he comes home.

But it's the same
smell everytime right?

Yes.

Baby that dude is making somebody
contact and it's not on the train.

Dorisha that kind of contact
can happen on the train.

So hang on though, how long
have you guys been together?

We've been together...

about three years.

And we've been living
together for two years.

And you know, we was talking
about marriage and stuff like that but...

Once he moved in then...

He just stopped.

So, hold on wait a minute.

Did he moved in with you?

Yes.

I make more
money than he does so...

He stays out late and he only has one job,
so he really has no reason to stay out late.

Oh God.

I think that he is having an affair.

And he's been aggressive lately.

Sharon.

Are you still in love with him?

With all my heart.

And I bet you still love him and you know,
you still think of him as the love of your life.

And you want to spend
the rest of your life with him.

Yes.

But you are afraid that you may
not be the girl of his dreams anymore.

Yes.

Sharon what would you do if you
found out he was cheating on you.

I don't know what I'd do.

Listen Sharon you know
we're are gonna call Hosea.

But you really gonna have to brace yorself for
the worse cause this does not sound good at all.

Okay.

Alright so you guys what we have here
is Sharon is in love with her fiance Hosea.

Who she thinks is cheating
on her with another woman,

and think she's no longer the
number one woman of his life.

So what do you think?

He is coming home with a
strange smelling cloth every night...

He is out all day,
he's getting aggressive.

Clearly Joanne this is a
case of a cheating boyfriend.

You know, and I really feel sorry for Sharon, you
know the fact that they've been together so long.

And he lives at her house.

Yeah he may not
necessarily be cheating on her.

Remember she makes a lot more
money than he does I guess intimidation,

could be one reason
the guy might act that way.

Alright so we're gonna place
this call to Hosea right now...

And we are going to find out
if she is still infact the love of his life.

-Hello.
-Helllo.

Is the Hosea Aleandro?

Who is this?

I'm calling for a pink lady roses.

We're running a promotion right
now and you emerged as a winner.

I didn't enter competition.

Oh, no you didn't have to we just used
the database of your phone company.

But anyway you just won twelve roses that
you can send to the lady of your dreams.

The person that
is the love of your life.

How much is this gonna cost me?

Oh, no it doesn't cost you anything
you won this, it's a promotion.

You're telling me I could send
roses to my girlfriend for free?

Exactly that's what am telling you.

There has to be a
catch I don't believe this.

Oh well we're a new company so we'd like
you to spread the word about our company.

As soon as she gets the roses.

Really?

Really...

So, umm before we get the name of the
special lady you wanna send the roses to.

What would you like us to put on
the card that would be attached to it.

You can tell her that I love her.

That I really appreciate her.

That I promise to be
a better man, whoa wait...

Do you have enough
room to say all of this?

Oh, yes sure we do.

Okay.

Tell her also that I will
never love anyone else.

Awwn that's so sweet.

So umm...

What is the name
of this lucky girl?

Her name is Sharon Baker.

I told you!

I told you there were
still good men out there.

Whatever just cause he got her some flower
don't mean that he ain't cheating on her.

You are just a
man hater, hater...

Well, umm Hosea we have
another surprise for you.

Really?

What is it?

Your girlfriend Sharon, she's
on the line listening with us.

Hosea I love you too.

Sharon.

-Yes.
-Sharon...

Baby am so sorry if I made
you feel like I was cheating.

I just got laid off from work and...

I can't bring myself to tell you.

I'm so sorry, I love you baby.

Why?

You know you can
tell me anything baby.

Yeah babe.

Yeah there's no aspirin at this store so am
gonna check the store around the corner okay.

Oh okay.

Okay, love you too.

Hello, hey girl whatsup?

I'm fine.

Guess who am
looking at right now.

Nikky's guy.

What!!!

From the way it looks it seems he
actually lives around this neighborhood.

Wait, hold up.

Shut up!!!

Are you kidding me?

Alright hold on a second am at Nikky's house
am about to put her on speaker hold on.

Okay, okay.

Listen to this shit.

I'm looking at Nikky's guy right now.

From the way it looks it seems like
he lives around this neighbourhood.

Follow him and get his address.

Okay sure girl you don't
have to say it no more.

I'm going to follow
him right now, okay bye.

What did I say.

I think I have to do something.

Oh...

Didn't I tell you.

Didn't I tell you, it better be
him you call him right now.

Forget that, let's
blast up on his ass.

See, I told you.

Some of the signs that maybe a guy is
cheating may be something else entirely.

In this case intimidation and
permit me to use the word shame.

You know what Brandon
you are actually right.

You know, I totally agree with
you on this one you're right.

So it seems like Sharon and Hosea
are gonna have a happy life after all.

So hold on you guys we have another
caller from Queen's this is Nikky.

Hey girl, how are you doing?

Honestly Joanne.

I am not fine.

What's going on honey?

My man has been
acting really funny lately.

He left the house and he
hasn't been back for a while.

When you say for a while how
long are we talking about here.

About two weeks.

Go on honey.

He got a new phone number
and he didn't give it to me.

I had to get it from a friend.

And he moved, and never
gave me his new address.

We heard on the street that
he is with someone else.

Which I find hard
to believe because...

We've been together for so
long and we love each other.

We are in love.

Oh Nikky honey, I don't know
how am gonna say this to you but,

obviously this dude has
dumped you and move on.

Okay, okay let's just...

Not jump to conclusion alright.

Everybody thought Hosea was
cheating, Hosea wasn't cheating

Let's give this guy the benefit
of a doubt too, he could be umm...

Having some sort of
emotional melt down that happens.

Emotional melt down my foot.

Like who just hops and shatter the relationship
like that for two weeks and doesn't talk to their girl.

It just doesn't make
sense to me am sorry.

Yeah I really have to agree with
Dorisha on this one, I mean this guy just...

Cut her out of his life and I don't
think this is gonna end very well.

Joanne am...

My nerves,

are a rack.

I just need to know what is going on, I need
you to call so I can know for sure where I stand.

Okay, well Nikky just wants
cut to the chase I like that.

Joanne call this dude.

Yes, so Nikky just give me
his name and his number.

Okay.

Hello who's this?

My name is Cathrine am
calling from pink lady roses.

And am calling you to let you know
that you're the winner of a promo.

What promo?

Oh well we just made a random selection
using your mobile network provider and...

You came out as the winner.

Hold on, am sorry you lost.

Well it just means that you've won twelve roses
and you can send this to the lady of your life.

Okay, so let me get this straight.

Out of all the people
in the city, you chose me.

This is gotta be a scam.

No sure this is absolutely no scam, it's for free
and the service will not cost you one dime.

So it's free?

Yes.

Okay.

So you know, what's this all about because I
know there is nothing in America that's for free.

Well...

Of course you'd have to spread
the word about our company and

act as sort of our spoke person.

You'd actually make
a lot of money off this.

Okay.

Cool.

So how does this work?

Well you can just give us a message
that we can write on the card that

goes attached with the roses.

This person is just not my girlfriend.

She has brought so much
sun shine to my life and...

I love her very much.

Awwn that's so sweet.

So who's the lady.

Her name is Nikky.

Oh she must be
the luckiest girl alive.

I told you, I told
you he wasn't cheating.

So actually we
have another surprise.

Hold on a minute.

Can I send this roses
to another person?

I don't understand.

But you said they
are twelve roses right.

Yes.

Okay so I'd like to send six to
Nikky and the other to someone else.

They're your roses so you can
send them to who ever you like.

We just deliver.

Oh, this one is to
the love of my life.

The person that I love more
than anyone else on the planet.

And who is this lady?

It's my wife Ify.

You bastard, you are married!!!

Nikky.

Don't say my name.

You will not say
my name you screw.

What is this?

You bitch!!!

Fuck you, I knew it.

I knew it.

How come you are
married and you never told me.

What's that, what
the hell is going on.

Well Mr Macho you have
been found out life on the air.

This is my radio show guns and
roses and you have just been busted.

Your girlfriend Nikky has been listening all
along and so of all the listeners at home.

I will sue you motherfuckers you put
me on the line without my consent.

You know what Ik we don't
even wanna hear this right now.

Don't even call us causing up a storm because
you're the one who got a girlfriend and a wife.

You're the one trying to send roses to the
whole damn world, are you kidding me.

I'm gonna sue you bastards.

Right cause you are the
first one who is trying to sue us.

It's not gonna work I just
tell you that right now.

Well you could sue us all you want but
this show has been around for a long time.

We've busted a lot of guys so
I think you've just gone unlucky today.

I told you, and I told
you and I told you.

He was planning from the
beginning and you will not listen to me.

Call Natasha.

Call Natasha now.

Natasha.

Natasha.

Send me the address.

Send it to me now.

Ifeoma.

Ifeoma.

Ify.

Ify.

Ifeoma.

Where are my two keys.

Hello.

Baby what's going on?

Hello.

Hello.

Who is this?

Baby what's going on, you
look like you've seen a ghost.

No it umm..

Baby talk to me please
you're making me nervous.

No no no don't be nervous.

It's umm.

I got a surprise for you.

And somebody wanted to ruin it.

No.

-A surprise.
-Yes.

What kind or surprise.

Well if I told you then
I'll ruin the surprise.

So come, come come come...

I just need you to get ready okay.

-Okay.
-Okay.

Though it's such a bright sound.

-Hey Ify.
-Hi sister.

Hello.

How are you doing?

How are you guys?

Fine.

So Ike where is the surprise?

You are the one that is trying
to steal my bestfriend man.

Look at all the blame
she was throwing at me.

-Ify...
-Do you find her more beautiful?

Is she better in bed?

I'm sorry.

I know everything Ike.

I know all about that Nikky.

You have been
with her for three years.

And you still have the nerves to call
me everyday and tell me that you love me.

Did you tell me
that after kissing her?

Or after fucking her?

I love you so much Ike.

But you take
my kindness for stupidity.

And show all the signs.

But I chose to ignore it.

After all
of this I still love you.

Because you are my husband.

And it is my
duty to love you Ike.

Have your child.

To be faithful.

Faithful Ike.

You left me for five years.

Five years.

In Nigeria with all those
wolves but I stayed faithful.

Every night I was yearning
for my husband's touch.

And hoping he would
do the same but no, no.

You were defying your bed.

Our bed.

With the smell of
another woman's perfume.

You know what...

Don't look for me.

You will search all over the
world but you will never find me.

-Never.
-Ify.

I would be gone.

Hey baby.

You okay?