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??
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Hey, guys. Hey.
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How was the farmer's market?
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It was fun.
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It's a shame Mom's out of town.
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It's vegan heaven. Hmm.
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But it's almost
like she was there.
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She kept texting me every few
minutes asking for pictures.
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Yeah. Yeah, she's just excited
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to have you back
at the house again.
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She always pretended
like she was okay
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with you living
with your grandpa,
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but believe me, it
was killing her.
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Wow, what the hell is with
all these Post-It Notes?
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Well, before Darlene
left for the weekend,
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she gave us a ton of very
detailed instructions
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for chores she wants done.
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Orange is you, yellow is me.
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Okay.
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Uh, she wants me
to contact paper
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all of the shelves and
all of the drawers.
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That's gonna take forever.
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It's continued on this note.
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"When you put the spices
back in the pantry,
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please organize them
from robust to bland."
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They're spices.
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Marco Polo did not sail
halfway around the world
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to find "bland."
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We get it. You're in college.
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She wants some basic stuff, too.
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She wants you to mop the
floors and do a load of whites.
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We don't have anything white.
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We eat like drunken pirates.
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This one's for me.
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"You've been through a lot.
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Order Postmates and finish
'Under the Banner of Heaven, '
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but don't start
'Dahmer' without me"?
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This woman is relentless.
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I better get to work.
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Oh, did you see this one?
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She wants me to make
sure the forks and knives
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are pointy-side down when
loaded in the dishwasher.
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She's always been controlling,
but this is a whole new level.
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Oh! [ Sighs ]
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Listen to this.
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"Everything in here is
clean. Please empty."
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[ Sighs ] How stupid
does she think we are?
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Damn, I just put
dirty dishes in there.
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Ah. Now I gotta figure
out which ones are clean
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and which ones are dirty.
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You know what?
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Darlene isn't here.
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Go wild. Run it again.
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Are you sure?
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That would be cleaning
already clean dishes.
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That would drive
Teeny Mussolini nuts.
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Oh, I'm going for it.
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Do it, bad boy.
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[ Laughs ] [ Beeps ]
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[ Laughs ] Ooh-ooh-ooh,
ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh!
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[ Door closes ]
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Oh, Louise, honey, would
you bring me a napkin?
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Thanks, baby.
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[ Smooches ]
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Ooh. You smell like stew.
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Makes you wanna run a piece
of bread all over me, huh?
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[ Laughs ]
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Don't ever do that to me again.
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Can't you wear a
bell or something?
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Oh. Well, box my peanuts,
wouldya look at that.
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What?
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A big hardware
distributor in Oklahoma
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is having a liquidation sale.
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Everything's like 70% off.
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Ooh.
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But you gotta go to
Tulsa to pick it up.
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70%? Wow.
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I got fish once for half off.
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But you can deep fry
that stuff all day...
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It still don't smell right.
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Yeah, this is top
notch merchandise.
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We could really
increase our profits.
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But I'd need three
trucks the size of mine
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to make it worth the trip.
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Oh, Danny boy.
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Oh, this might be
your lucky day,
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'cause I've got an
old trucking buddy,
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and I bet you he would
let me borrow his big rig.
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I wasn't serious. I was
just thinking out loud.
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No, no. Really.
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'Cause with Louise back
to watch The Lunch Box,
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you and I could hit the road.
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A couple of days,
just the two of us,
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making a crazy run to Tulsa
for the big tool grab.
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You know what "tool" is
backwards, don't you?
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You know what "tool"
is backwards? No.
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You know what it is?
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"Loot." [ Laughs ] "Loot."
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Loot, loot, loot,
loot, loot, loot.
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Thanks, but no thanks.
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Come on.
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No, it could be really
fun, 'cause you and I,
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we hardly ever get the chance
to hang out by ourselves.
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There's a reason for that.
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It's nature's way
of keeping us alive.
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No. Come on.
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Neville's on a
24-hour emergency call
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and you need somebody who
knows how to drive a semi.
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Don't be a stubborn old goat.
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Okay, I'll do it. Yeah.
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I'll do it for my kids. Great.
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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If this business survives,
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I want to leave my
part of it to them.
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Yeah, and it's for me, too.
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You know, I'm looking forward
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to getting behind
the wheel again.
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That last accident,
that was so horrendous,
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really shook my confidence,
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so I gotta get
back on the horse.
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Captions by VITAC...
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??
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??
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??
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Hey.
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Hey. [ Door closes ]
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I brought you something
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from the can
company orientation.
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They are a pair of
sweatpants that say
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"Best Can in the
Business" on the back.
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Huh?
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Obviously they didn't
run that by HR.
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What's going on here?
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Aunt Becky left
some notes for you.
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Alright.
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"Thank you for your
detailed notes.
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Here are some additional
detailed notes."
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[ Door opens ]
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[ Door closes ]
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"If you find yourself
sitting down,
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this device will be helpful."
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Very cute, Beck.
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This is your passive aggressive
shot at all my notes, right?
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The goal was
aggressive-aggressive, but okay.
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Listen, the reason
I left all the notes
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is because there were things
that needed to get done
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while I was gone.
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Look, I don't mind being the one
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that has to stay
on top of stuff,
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but sometimes, I
need a little help.
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A little help?
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You gave me every big
chore in the house,
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and you know how busy I am.
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Well, you weren't too busy
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to go to the farmer's
market with Harris.
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[Lowered voice] With everything
that Harris has been through,
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I thought you'd be happy
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that I've been getting
her out of the house.
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I am, but you're
not the only person
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that can take her to the movies
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or go get coffee or
whatever else you guys do.
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I mean, maybe you could
stay home a little more,
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'cause there's stuff that
has to happen here, too.
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Of course there is.
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I really should
have expected this.
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Expected what?
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Oh, come on!
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This is about it
being your house
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and you "letting" me stay here
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and me having to pay
the price for it.
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This goes back to
being the older sister
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who always hassled you,
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and now you're
hassling her back.
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No, I don't need
to hassle you back.
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It was game over when I got Ben.
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[ Container thumps ]
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This is about us.
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It's not about how
life bitch-slapped Ben.
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I'm only asking you to help
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because I don't want to think
that I'm the only one who cares.
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You're not the
only one who cares!
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You're the only one who's a
sad, little, pathetic hobbit
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who has to control people.
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You've opened the
Ark of the Covenant.
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Prepare for your face to melt.
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I'll do the housework,
but I don't want to hear
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one word from you about
how I should do it.
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Fine. It's all yours.
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Screw you!
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Wash a dish! I will!
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I can keep this house as
clean and organized as you can
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without behaving like a
16th-century syphilitic king!
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I don't think you made
that up in the moment!
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??
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? I'm going, I'm going where
the water tastes like wine ?
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? I'm going where the
water tastes like wine ?
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? We can jump in the water ?
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? Stay drunk all the time ?
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? Whoo! ?
[ Scatting ]
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Like the old days, Dan.
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5-hour Energy shot
and homemade jerky.
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I'd be a vibrating salt lick
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looking for the one rest
stop with toilet paper.
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Good times.
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Hey, I gotta admit,
this is kinda fun.
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Nothing like
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the "trapped on an airplane
with a crying baby" experience
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I was expecting.
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Okay, Dan, it's your turn.
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It's the black Kia coming up.
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Siblings or dating?
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Oh, she's crying... He's
pounding the dashboard.
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Neither one. They're married.
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Oh. Okay, your turn.
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Silver Honda coming up next.
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Uh, teacher or meth dealer?
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Uh, he's got all his
belongings in his car with him,
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so he clearly can't
afford a place to live,
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so I'm gonna go with teacher.
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"Math makes me horny."
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"My other car is a bike."
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You nailed it... teacher.
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By the way, you owe me 11 bucks.
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What for?
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That breakfast stop
back in St. Louis.
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That was your share of the bill.
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Come on, I just assumed
that you'd pick that up.
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I mean, I got us a
truck and I'm driving.
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Yeah.
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I think we should
pay for our own meal.
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You were the one who wanted to
go to the fancy sit-down buffet.
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Yeah, well, I'm really sorry
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that I made you rub elbows
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with the Vanderbilts
and the Rockefellers
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at the omelet station
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where there was a Band-Aid
in the diced onions.
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No, I'm just saying, I
think you could afford it.
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I saw the debit card
Neville gave you
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when you paid for the fuel.
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Um, excuse me? How do you
know Neville gave it to me?
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It was customized.
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Wells Fargo doesn't
issue standard cards
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with a picture of a horse
squeezing out a foal.
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Okay, Neville gave
me a card to buy gas.
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So what?
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Well, you're married to a
guy that's making money.
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You know I'm strapped.
[ Scoffs lightly ]
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You could pay for your own meal.
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Yeah, I could, or
you could realize
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everything that
I'm doing for you
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and just stop being
so ridiculous.
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All I'm saying is you're
throwing money around
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with a card that exploits a
horse's very private moment.
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Oh, Dan, my God. All
I did was buy gas.
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Look, I think the family has
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done enough for
you over the years.
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00:09:39,671 --> 00:09:40,921
Now that you're doing better,
258
00:09:40,922 --> 00:09:42,256
the least you could do
259
00:09:42,257 --> 00:09:44,508
would be to give back
a little for once.
260
00:09:44,509 --> 00:09:46,343
For once?!
261
00:09:46,344 --> 00:09:48,804
[ Brakes squeal ] Okay.
262
00:09:48,805 --> 00:09:49,805
No, yeah. You're right.
[ Air brake hisses ]
263
00:09:49,806 --> 00:09:51,640
I never give anything.
264
00:09:51,641 --> 00:09:54,018
All I do is take.
265
00:09:54,019 --> 00:09:56,812
Well, I'm giving you
control of the truck.
266
00:09:56,813 --> 00:09:58,480
You drive.
267
00:09:58,481 --> 00:09:59,857
[ Engine idling ]
268
00:09:59,858 --> 00:10:01,901
You gotta be kidding me!
[ Truck door closes ]
269
00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:05,321
[ Engine idling ]
270
00:10:05,322 --> 00:10:07,406
I don't know how to
drive this thing!
271
00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:09,325
Yeah, see you at home, Dan.
272
00:10:09,326 --> 00:10:11,118
I'll just be out here
waiting for the first guy
273
00:10:11,119 --> 00:10:14,371
looking for some sweet young
thing to drive with him.
274
00:10:14,372 --> 00:10:16,415
Well, then, we're both
gonna be here for a while!
275
00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:17,834
[ Shouts ]
276
00:10:22,088 --> 00:10:24,256
??
277
00:10:24,257 --> 00:10:25,466
Wow.
278
00:10:25,467 --> 00:10:26,426
Hey, I was looking for you.
279
00:10:26,427 --> 00:10:28,302
What you doing?
280
00:10:28,303 --> 00:10:31,263
Aunt Becky and I are working on
a faster way to make lunches.
281
00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:32,681
She came up with this great idea
282
00:10:32,682 --> 00:10:34,183
to put everything you
need to make a sandwich
283
00:10:34,184 --> 00:10:35,517
in one drawer.
284
00:10:35,518 --> 00:10:37,603
Meat, cheese, fruit, drinks.
285
00:10:37,604 --> 00:10:40,147
Makes it so much easier.
286
00:10:40,148 --> 00:10:41,942
She found a harder way
to make a Lunchable.
287
00:10:43,902 --> 00:10:46,320
Hey, why don't you
put that food away
288
00:10:46,321 --> 00:10:49,448
and you and I can grab lunch
at that taco place you like?
289
00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:51,533
I can get their vegan tacos.
290
00:10:51,534 --> 00:10:52,910
I can't right now.
291
00:10:52,911 --> 00:10:54,328
I'm gonna help Aunt Becky clean.
292
00:10:54,329 --> 00:10:56,538
We're gonna put Swiffer
pads on our feet,
293
00:10:56,539 --> 00:11:00,084
listen to Bruno Mars, and
cha-cha slide the place clean.
294
00:11:00,085 --> 00:11:02,002
Alright. Um, well,
how about tonight?
295
00:11:02,003 --> 00:11:04,964
Oh, I'd love to,
but Aunt Becky and I
296
00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:07,091
are taking Beverly Rose
to Chuck E. Cheese,
297
00:11:07,092 --> 00:11:08,676
and if I remember correctly,
298
00:11:08,677 --> 00:11:10,220
you're not allowed there.
299
00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:16,725
Well, Mr. Cheese and I
got into a small argument.
300
00:11:16,726 --> 00:11:19,979
It got slightly physical,
but I mean, my God,
301
00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:21,523
that was like two months ago.
302
00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:25,067
I just tried this
in the bathroom
303
00:11:25,068 --> 00:11:27,319
and it works great.
304
00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:29,863
And now you're bringing those
toilet pads into the kitchen?
305
00:11:29,864 --> 00:11:31,699
That's disgusting.
306
00:11:31,700 --> 00:11:34,159
I'm putting disinfectant
on the floor.
307
00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:36,913
Your personality will kill
the germs that are left.
308
00:11:38,248 --> 00:11:39,832
The housekeeping needs
to get done anyway.
309
00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:41,083
We might as well
have fun doing it.
310
00:11:41,084 --> 00:11:43,293
But it's not fun. It's stupid.
311
00:11:43,294 --> 00:11:46,130
You're just giving the
dirt a tour of the house,
312
00:11:46,131 --> 00:11:48,340
and now you're dragging my
daughter into helping you do it.
313
00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:49,550
Mom, relax.
314
00:11:49,551 --> 00:11:50,759
She's not dragging
me into anything.
315
00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:52,344
I offered to help.
316
00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:54,471
Oh, well, then you're
helping her mock me.
317
00:11:54,472 --> 00:11:56,348
You know, she's always
trying to make me look like
318
00:11:56,349 --> 00:11:58,058
I'm the crazy, controlling one
319
00:11:58,059 --> 00:11:59,977
and she's the fun
one to hang out with.
320
00:11:59,978 --> 00:12:02,021
Like I'm insane.
Like I'm intense!
321
00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:03,230
You know what? I'll
tell you something.
322
00:12:03,231 --> 00:12:05,108
I am the chill one!
323
00:12:06,818 --> 00:12:08,652
My God, what did they do to you
324
00:12:08,653 --> 00:12:10,947
at that can company orientation?
325
00:12:11,990 --> 00:12:13,198
Nothing. It was great.
326
00:12:13,199 --> 00:12:15,493
I got a ribbon for asking
the best questions.
327
00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:20,415
I'm getting a lot of Chuck
E. Cheese energy in here.
328
00:12:27,338 --> 00:12:29,840
Apropos of nothing, uh...
329
00:12:29,841 --> 00:12:31,176
what's going on?
330
00:12:32,969 --> 00:12:34,344
You're not gonna get it.
331
00:12:34,345 --> 00:12:36,764
You're never gonna understand
what it does to a mother
332
00:12:36,765 --> 00:12:38,766
to see their daughter
and their sister
333
00:12:38,767 --> 00:12:40,894
skating around on mop feet.
334
00:12:44,606 --> 00:12:46,815
Hey, why don't you
tell me all about
335
00:12:46,816 --> 00:12:49,152
your pretty little ribbon
while we walk you to bed?
336
00:12:50,195 --> 00:12:53,530
??
337
00:12:53,531 --> 00:12:55,365
Look, I take it all back.
338
00:12:55,366 --> 00:12:57,409
If we don't get to
the distributor soon,
339
00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:59,411
all that's gonna be
left are garden gnomes
340
00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:01,873
and welcome mats that say,
"Shoes off, pants optional."
341
00:13:03,374 --> 00:13:06,168
Yeah. Well, you
should've thought of that
342
00:13:06,169 --> 00:13:08,170
before you were so nasty to me.
343
00:13:08,171 --> 00:13:09,630
What'd you do that for?
344
00:13:09,631 --> 00:13:11,215
I don't know.
345
00:13:11,216 --> 00:13:14,635
You were waving that shiny
new debit card around,
346
00:13:14,636 --> 00:13:17,012
and I'm driving all
the way to Tulsa
347
00:13:17,013 --> 00:13:19,389
trying to keep my
business afloat.
348
00:13:19,390 --> 00:13:21,683
You're not really worried
about the store, are you?
349
00:13:21,684 --> 00:13:23,102
It's been a tough year.
350
00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:25,437
Between the pandemic
and inflation
351
00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:28,565
and supply chain issues,
352
00:13:28,566 --> 00:13:30,067
it hasn't been great.
353
00:13:30,068 --> 00:13:34,696
Look, I'll be
honest, I really wish
354
00:13:34,697 --> 00:13:38,242
I had another 1,000 bucks
to spend at that sale.
355
00:13:38,243 --> 00:13:41,495
It's not what you think,
Dan. I'd help if I could.
356
00:13:41,496 --> 00:13:43,247
You can't or you won't?
357
00:13:43,248 --> 00:13:46,375
I don't know what you
think I have, Dan.
358
00:13:46,376 --> 00:13:49,127
Neville gave me that debit
card just only for gas.
359
00:13:49,128 --> 00:13:50,921
Yeah, it's for gas,
but it's not like
360
00:13:50,922 --> 00:13:52,381
you don't share a bank account.
361
00:13:52,382 --> 00:13:54,967
[ Scoffs ] I'm not gonna
discuss my finances with you.
362
00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:57,010
Okay. Well, yeah.
363
00:13:57,011 --> 00:13:58,470
You and Neville have
money and we don't
364
00:13:58,471 --> 00:13:59,721
and you're feeling guilty.
365
00:13:59,722 --> 00:14:01,390
No, I don't feel
guilty about anything
366
00:14:01,391 --> 00:14:04,393
because I don't have
access to Neville's money.
367
00:14:04,394 --> 00:14:05,853
Oh, come on. You're married.
368
00:14:05,854 --> 00:14:07,813
We don't commingle
our money, okay?
369
00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:10,190
Really? That's weird.
370
00:14:10,191 --> 00:14:11,233
Well, you think I
don't know that?
371
00:14:11,234 --> 00:14:13,986
You don't think that I
think about that every day?
372
00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:16,488
He probably thinks that the
marriage isn't gonna last
373
00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:18,323
and he's got one
foot out the door.
374
00:14:18,324 --> 00:14:21,077
[ Sighs ]
375
00:14:22,453 --> 00:14:23,912
I swear to God,
376
00:14:23,913 --> 00:14:26,249
if this is a trick to get
breakfast out of me...
377
00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:30,753
I was raised very poorly.
378
00:14:36,217 --> 00:14:38,635
And then I'm scared to
press the issue because,
379
00:14:38,636 --> 00:14:41,221
you know, I'm not sure that I
really want to hear the answer.
380
00:14:41,222 --> 00:14:43,307
I'm sorry. I just need
a couple more minutes.
381
00:14:43,308 --> 00:14:46,476
But... I mean, can I
ask you a question?
382
00:14:46,477 --> 00:14:48,604
You and Louise... you guys
put your money together?
383
00:14:48,605 --> 00:14:50,355
Oh, yeah.
384
00:14:50,356 --> 00:14:53,026
First thing I did was slap my
name on her checking account.
385
00:14:54,319 --> 00:14:56,403
Lowered her credit
score 100 points.
386
00:14:56,404 --> 00:14:59,740
Now neither of us can get a
loan for an above-ground pool.
387
00:14:59,741 --> 00:15:02,117
Yeah, but I pay my bills.
388
00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:04,536
I-I wouldn't hurt
Neville's credit at all.
389
00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:06,246
It's not like he
doesn't love you.
390
00:15:06,247 --> 00:15:07,915
He's crazy about you.
391
00:15:07,916 --> 00:15:10,042
Maybe he's just got
weird stuff about money.
392
00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:11,585
Yeah, I don't know.
393
00:15:11,586 --> 00:15:13,962
He married late, his parents
had a horrible marriage,
394
00:15:13,963 --> 00:15:15,547
so maybe he's just
hedging his bets
395
00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:18,759
because all he sees is doom and
divorce around every corner.
396
00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:22,429
But I don't... it just really...
It keeps me up at night.
397
00:15:22,430 --> 00:15:26,433
You know you're gonna have
to just ask him. [ Sighs ]
398
00:15:26,434 --> 00:15:28,811
You can't live in fear
about what this means.
399
00:15:30,647 --> 00:15:32,272
If you don't talk
about this stuff,
400
00:15:32,273 --> 00:15:34,358
you can't be really
close to someone.
401
00:15:34,359 --> 00:15:37,736
I know. You're right.
I'll get around to it.
402
00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:38,904
[ Sniffles ] No, you won't.
403
00:15:38,905 --> 00:15:40,322
You're gonna do it
right now... Ok...
404
00:15:40,323 --> 00:15:43,492
because I'm here, and you'll
feel better once you did it.
405
00:15:43,493 --> 00:15:45,494
Or incredibly worse.
We'll find out.
406
00:15:45,495 --> 00:15:46,788
Oh, my God.
407
00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:50,707
Hey, baby.
408
00:15:50,708 --> 00:15:52,876
Huh? Oh, we're getting
along just great.
409
00:15:52,877 --> 00:15:55,170
[ Chuckles ] Anyway, I'm, uh,
410
00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:57,631
running a little low
on the debit card
411
00:15:57,632 --> 00:16:00,467
[breathes sharply] and
I was just wondering...
412
00:16:00,468 --> 00:16:03,011
wouldn't it be easier if we just
413
00:16:03,012 --> 00:16:05,932
had one account
for the both of us?
414
00:16:08,518 --> 00:16:09,893
Really?
415
00:16:09,894 --> 00:16:11,938
[ Scoffs ] Why not?
416
00:16:14,023 --> 00:16:15,858
Oh, you don't trust my family.
417
00:16:18,987 --> 00:16:21,238
Well, I don't think that...
418
00:16:21,239 --> 00:16:22,406
[Lowered voice] they'd try
419
00:16:22,407 --> 00:16:25,242
and squeeze every
dime out of me,
420
00:16:25,243 --> 00:16:29,079
and "grifters"... That's
a pretty harsh term.
421
00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:31,248
So, hon, we'll...
422
00:16:31,249 --> 00:16:33,625
Let's, uh, talk
about that later...
423
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,252
When I get back, okay?
424
00:16:35,253 --> 00:16:37,713
Yeah. No, no. We're good.
425
00:16:37,714 --> 00:16:39,548
I know, baby.
426
00:16:39,549 --> 00:16:42,050
I know you would give me
anything that I wanted.
427
00:16:42,051 --> 00:16:46,847
Could you, uh, transfer
$1,000 into my account?
428
00:16:46,848 --> 00:16:48,974
[ Mouths words ] Okay.
429
00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:51,518
Oh, thank you, honey.
Thank you so...
430
00:16:51,519 --> 00:16:54,730
No, I will never tell Dan, uh,
about the grifter thing ever.
431
00:16:54,731 --> 00:16:56,732
Okay. Thanks. Bye-bye.
432
00:16:56,733 --> 00:16:57,983
Oh, my God.
433
00:16:57,984 --> 00:16:59,776
I'm so glad that
you made me do that.
434
00:16:59,777 --> 00:17:01,945
I feel so much better now.
435
00:17:01,946 --> 00:17:03,405
He just didn't want
to commingle our money
436
00:17:03,406 --> 00:17:05,783
because he's afraid you
guys will suck me dry.
437
00:17:07,118 --> 00:17:08,285
[ Laughs ]
438
00:17:08,286 --> 00:17:09,286
We'll talk about that later.
439
00:17:09,287 --> 00:17:10,829
Yeah.
440
00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:12,581
But you know you're gonna
get the thousand bucks back
441
00:17:12,582 --> 00:17:13,790
as soon as we sell the merch.
442
00:17:13,791 --> 00:17:15,751
No, I know that. So,
we gotta hit the road.
443
00:17:15,752 --> 00:17:17,502
The place is open
for five more hours.
444
00:17:17,503 --> 00:17:18,837
We got a two-hour drive.
445
00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:20,964
So I just gotta put
the pedal to the metal.
446
00:17:20,965 --> 00:17:23,175
Alright. Oh, my
God. [ Laughs ]
447
00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:26,678
That's exactly what I said
before the... the accident.
448
00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:29,473
The, uh, state trooper told me
that he'd never seen a semi...
449
00:17:29,474 --> 00:17:31,641
[ Slurps ]
450
00:17:31,642 --> 00:17:34,353
that cleanly split
in half before.
451
00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:35,980
[ Speaking indistinctly ]
452
00:17:36,606 --> 00:17:43,404
??
453
00:17:48,409 --> 00:17:50,369
How long have you
been doing that?
454
00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:52,829
'Cause I ate a muffin
off that table yesterday,
455
00:17:52,830 --> 00:17:55,332
and I've been feeling
weird ever since.
456
00:17:55,333 --> 00:17:56,750
Oh, please.
457
00:17:56,751 --> 00:17:59,170
If anything, it'll help you
build up your immune system.
458
00:18:00,296 --> 00:18:02,464
Alright, that's it. You
and Darlene have to talk.
459
00:18:02,465 --> 00:18:04,049
Why? She's acting crazy.
460
00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:07,010
Well, first of all, because
you are a terrible housekeeper.
461
00:18:07,011 --> 00:18:09,262
You were just mopping the table.
462
00:18:09,263 --> 00:18:11,181
And second, there are
things not being said
463
00:18:11,182 --> 00:18:14,101
between you and your sister,
and it needs to come out.
464
00:18:14,102 --> 00:18:15,352
Fine.
465
00:18:15,353 --> 00:18:17,479
I will listen to
anything she has to say.
466
00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:20,942
Mm. Darlene, can you come
into the kitchen, please?
467
00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:27,364
Yeah?
468
00:18:27,365 --> 00:18:29,157
Becky has something to say.
469
00:18:29,158 --> 00:18:31,535
No, I don't.
470
00:18:31,536 --> 00:18:33,370
Darlene has something to say.
471
00:18:33,371 --> 00:18:34,371
I'm good.
472
00:18:34,372 --> 00:18:36,039
Okay.
473
00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:37,332
Somebody's gotta say something,
474
00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:39,000
'cause I got a low-grade fever,
475
00:18:39,001 --> 00:18:40,711
and I'm pretty sure
it's the norovirus.
476
00:18:47,301 --> 00:18:49,678
What the hell is wrong with you?
477
00:18:49,679 --> 00:18:52,139
What'd I do to piss you off?
478
00:18:52,140 --> 00:18:54,100
Like, from birth or recently?
479
00:18:55,393 --> 00:18:58,479
Okay, if you don't want to
talk, I will get back to work.
480
00:19:00,815 --> 00:19:02,774
Alright, wait.
481
00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:04,234
I-I don't like the way
482
00:19:04,235 --> 00:19:06,653
you're monopolizing
all of Harris's time.
483
00:19:06,654 --> 00:19:08,238
What?
484
00:19:08,239 --> 00:19:10,991
We went to the farmer's
market and a couple of movies.
485
00:19:10,992 --> 00:19:12,951
You say that like
it's so simple.
486
00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:15,829
It is. We went out
and had some fun.
487
00:19:15,830 --> 00:19:17,205
I don't know what
you're getting at.
488
00:19:17,206 --> 00:19:20,000
Well, I hate that it's so
easy for you like that,
489
00:19:20,001 --> 00:19:21,626
because it's always
been so hard for me.
490
00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:22,752
You know, Harris and
I have always had
491
00:19:22,753 --> 00:19:24,296
this complicated relationship,
492
00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:26,006
and her moving in with us
493
00:19:26,007 --> 00:19:27,966
was supposed to
be like a restart,
494
00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:30,051
but she's so much more
comfortable with you
495
00:19:30,052 --> 00:19:33,263
that I'm having a hard time even
squeezing in a day with her.
496
00:19:33,264 --> 00:19:35,849
Wow.
497
00:19:35,850 --> 00:19:37,100
I'm sorry.
498
00:19:37,101 --> 00:19:38,894
I had an inkling that
something was going on
499
00:19:38,895 --> 00:19:40,563
when you had that
psychotic break.
500
00:19:41,856 --> 00:19:45,317
And I'm sorry that I dumped
all this work on you.
501
00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:47,569
I guess I was trying
to keep you busy
502
00:19:47,570 --> 00:19:49,321
so I could get
Harris's attention,
503
00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:52,491
and then maybe I was
trying to punish you
504
00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:54,451
because I felt a little jealous.
505
00:19:54,452 --> 00:19:56,996
Well, you handled it like
a maniac, but I get it.
506
00:19:58,414 --> 00:20:01,541
I get mad if someone even
reads Beverly Rose a story
507
00:20:01,542 --> 00:20:03,460
I haven't read to her yet.
508
00:20:03,461 --> 00:20:04,920
And then I gotta hear
509
00:20:04,921 --> 00:20:07,047
about how Ben makes
Peanut Butter the Dog
510
00:20:07,048 --> 00:20:10,091
so funny and British.
511
00:20:10,092 --> 00:20:12,802
That's why I always made my
kids read the books to me,
512
00:20:12,803 --> 00:20:14,680
and then I'd tell them,
"This better be funny."
513
00:20:17,183 --> 00:20:19,060
[ British accent ] Are
we all friends again?
514
00:20:21,312 --> 00:20:23,021
Because Peanut Butter the Dog
515
00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:24,899
needs someone to drive
him to urgent care.
516
00:20:25,775 --> 00:20:27,902
??
517
00:20:30,821 --> 00:20:32,697
Come on, Dan. Come on.
We gotta get... Come on.
518
00:20:32,698 --> 00:20:35,075
Dan, come here. Dan.
519
00:20:35,076 --> 00:20:37,911
Why don't you come over here
and talk to me by the pie?
520
00:20:37,912 --> 00:20:38,995
Dan?
521
00:20:38,996 --> 00:20:40,539
There he goes. There he goes.
522
00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:42,123
Now he's walking. Okay.
523
00:20:42,124 --> 00:20:44,000
Now we can go right
out to the truck.
524
00:20:44,001 --> 00:20:45,335
You know, you're gonna be fine.
525
00:20:45,336 --> 00:20:46,545
It was a freak accident...
526
00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:47,837
Could never happen again.
527
00:20:47,838 --> 00:20:49,172
Although, it was
really beautiful
528
00:20:49,173 --> 00:20:52,050
seeing all those magnificent
horses running free,
529
00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:53,468
silhouetted against
530
00:20:53,469 --> 00:20:55,304
the fireball that
was once a truck.
531
00:20:55,354 --> 00:20:59,904
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