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Thank you ma'am.

Thank you ma'am.

You say you are?

Felix.

Tete Inioghene.

You say you have 20 years driving experience.

Yes ma.

Impressive.

Thank you ma.

And you are just 33 years old.

I started driving as a child.

From the days of super mario.

If you remember...

Ma.

I drove all the levels.

Infact.

It was because of me they created a new level.

Level 16, because I finished all the level ma. That's how good I am.

Mr Felix. Yes ma.

How long have you been driving a real car?

My real car...

I can't really...

Remember but,

Let's say about two years.

I don't brag.

Two years.

Mr Felix.

Let's do a simple test.

Assuming you are driving at a 60km per hour.

And suddenly,

A car...

Runs across the road.

And behind you,

There is a truck.

Fully loaded.

What will you do?

Ma.

That one is a small thing.

You see the cow.

I will hit the cow.

I will clear the cow.

That one, no dey think am.

Just keep that one,one side first.

Then as for the truck behind me ahhh!

Ma.

I will never allow a truck, trailer, tanker to drive behind me it's not possible ma it cannot.

Assuming you did not know.

I don't assume when am driving it's not my style.

Mr Felix.

Let's say you did not know.

That's the issue. There's no how I will not know.

I always know.

Mr Felix.

It seems you know too much for a staff of our establishment.

You may leave.

We'd get back to you.

I should go?

Please leave now.

Have a good day Mr Felix.

You'll call me?

I'll be expecting your call ma.

So my niggy.

As e be like this now who you dey folo?

Abeg me I dey go where my future go pay oo.

You know say oga too get tight hand.

E go better make I dey where,

Make I hurry dey flow brekete.

You see my family so they forbid suffer.

Meaning na madam you wan follow.

Before nkor.

You still dey ask.

Me i don go oo.

Now you have all the time in the world to yourself.

Don't you utter a word Durojaye.

Because that is what I have been feeding on all my life.

I warned you.

I told you a day like this would come.

Mom.

Mom..

Morning ma.

Can you see what you caused.

Mom.

Mom.

See mom we can't talk you out of this.

What did you teach us about forgiveness.

And that has made me a fool for so long.

What haven't I done for your father?

We built this house together.

This was a swamp when we bought it.

Don't I deserve some respect from your father?

But your father cannot take his eyes off anything in skirt.

Which of you is following me?

I'll have to go with mom.

I can't meet up prepared so,

Just help me pack some things and ask Barnabas to send them over ok.

Well I'll be staying back I can't leave dad at this moment, dad regrets his actions.

Take care.

Why you dey look me like that.

Which one I cause for inside?

Trust me baby.

Of course once we are done from the hotel room,

Let me have your passport.

One phone call to the high commissioner then I'll process your papers.

And take you to the states.

America baby!

You deserve to be in the US.

Now this is one thing about you men you just say things like this and you melt hearts.

But once you have canal knowledge of the person...

Ahh don't say that, don't say that.

Baby you've got a lot of shit that I like come on I love that.

So this is how you people misuse the car.

No...

By carrying all this small girls all over the place.

Where's your boss?

And who is she?

She.

She is...

She's my...

My younger sister's niece.

Your younger what! Ok wait first of all this is not your car.

So this car belongs to the man you dropped in the hotel with my friend.

Sorry umm... The car umm...

Oh just take it back!

Barnabas.

Ma.

Which hotel is she talking about?

No hotel... No there is no hotel.

Which hotel?

If I strangle you with this your fake bling bling that you are putting on your neck.

I say which hotel is she talking about.

Madam I don ever lie for you.

Get in the car! Ovie take a break.

My friend get inside.

See drama oo.

Oh my God.

What just happened?

Oghene...

Barnabas don leave betta babe for me.

Omote how far na.

Oh my God who are all this people now.

I don't even have enough enumeration to foster my mobility what's happening.

Babe make we first just discharge that english first.

My name na Ovie Ogheneruemikimonu.

That's weird.

Leave am for me na me dey carry the name.

I no know wetin my co-driver go don yarn you.

But me ehn i believe say e go don dey vibrate,

Cause na him way be that.

You no understand.

Me I be driver too o but my way dey different.

I get my own packaging you understand.

I be real warri boy.

I no dey form for woman I dey talk am as e be.

So e go just make sense if we continue our,

Alignment from when you and that guy been stop.

Ok I think I like this guy.

Ehh you no see wetin I dey talk you like me,

I like you There's like in the air God is woking.

In short for this mata wey you talk so ehn,

That break wey my madam say make I take ehn,

I just dash you.

Wow...

Anywhere wey you wan go,

Make we go, make we go spend small money.

Anywhere?

Anywhere but calm down dis one,

Wey your eye dey shine like torch.

Na small money I talk ehn so,

I no dey reason like Lekki, VI you know...

I no come build mansion on top woman waist,

Although this your waist the foundation dey alright but,

Make we leave that one first I dey reason like,

Bogije,

You know Lakwe...

Shakpati.

You know all those sharp sharp you know na.

I swear you are so funny.

Naso dem dey talk I know mention it.

You suppose no waste time as e dey hot.

Make we just enter the place.

Dad.

I am disappointed.

I'm sorry.

And thanks for staying.

I don't like this Dad.

I know.

And am sorry love.

See.

This children have a way of tempting Daddy.

It's not about them Dad it's about you.

All those girls are not tempting you.

You looked for them.

And you have to take it easy in your old age before they get you killed.

And you better go and get mom back.

Come on.

At least I....

You can't keep punishing me like this for just a little mistake.

After all I apologised.

E no easy.

Not again! Mistake again.

Ohh ohh!

Which kind country be dis ehn.

Sombody will suffer to get admission Someone will suffer and finish school.

Yet no work.

Driving school na school.

What of people wey go university,

Wey don graduate.

Wey neva still see job.

Na your driving school.

See I am a proud graduate of a driving school.

Therefore this country owes me a job.

Felix.

Be like say this job wey you neva get ehn,

E don dey give you partial craze.

Abeg you cook I dey hungry.

Food!

Food.

By this time.

You no eat there?

I forget to update you.

Dem don transfer me go madam branch oo.

My oga go shit for church.

Na him madam para park comot.

Although e neva start to dey cook for there.

Why your oga go shit for church?

Him na small pikin?

Eww.

Felix.

Make God do give you work oo.

You true true don dey get partial craze.

You nor know say to shit for church,

Mean say the guy mess up ehn.

Abeg make I continue my application.

It is well with you.

Mom.

Are you happy?

It's not about being happy.

It is about life and discipline.

See it is better to share a road with a stranger.

Than, with an unfaithful husband who has turned himself into an enemy.

Son.

You better not let your father's diesase affect you.

Ohh...

Mom come on.

I wasn't ogling.

I was just...

Checking if she had uhmm...

Becky's footwear on.

That exactly was how your father disease started.

I didn't know he was going to take it to the street.

It is high time you brought home a decent girl.

And stop ogling after my maid.

Mom.

I have told you.

I am not ready to be in a relationship.

Especially with what Funke put me through.

Any man who is not ready for a relationship,

Shouldn't look at a woman.

You know your...

Ideas and philosophies.

They are not aplicable to this generation.

You said we shouldn't look at women.

How then are we to make choice, how then are we to determine.

Who to be with and not to.

And I said,

That was how your father disease started.

Okay.

Easy for you to say it now because he's not here I bet you can't tell it to his face.

Hmm. Hmm hmm.

What will he do?

That old bat!

He thinks he's still young.

I will beat him silly.

He shouldn't try me oo.

I love you mom.

I love you too son.

Oh please do not patronize me.

Rita!

Please bring some salad for my son.

Seems that you are in a good mood.

Don't you think umm...

You should burst the spirit of forgiveness.

Maybe.

I will never forgive Durojaye.

If he likes let him go on his kneels from Victoria Island to Lekki.

I will never forgive him.

Never ever.

But mom you do know you're not that hard right.

And that is why he has always taken me for granted.

Hmm.

Dad.

Forget it she's not going to open the door.

Not even to say Hi.

To say Hi.

You are very optimistic.

She's filing for a divorce.

Becky said so.

See son.

You're a grown man you've been in love.

What do you think I can do to bring your mom back.

Yes I've been in love but I've never cheated on a wife.

You're going to disrespect me!

You know it's weakness to inherit all the people's enemies.

Dad.

You are on repentant.

She's my mother I have every right to be angry.

Son.

Talk to your mom.

She'll listen to you.

Well this time.

She said even if you kneel and crawl from VI to Lekki.

She will not forgive you.

Come to think of it.

Maybe that's what she wants you to do.

What!

Come on...

Come on.

You know that's not possible.

Me...

Otumba Durojaye.

Kneel.

On the bridge.

You want all those bloggers to make their fortune off my shit men.

Dad.

Then you're not ready to get your wife back.

I was doing something in my room.

I need to go upstair.

Away with that attitude.

We all make mistakes.

Dad.

I'll see you around.

Aaron, Aaron.

I was thinking.

Maybe we could go shopping this weekend you know,

Dad and son again.

I'm not a child.

That you bribe with toys and gifts.

So...

Should I take this as a gifted offer.

Becky might want to pick up on the offer.

I'm not falling for that either.

But I would get back to you.

Son.

I love you.

I love you too stubborn old man.

That's me baby.

That's me good, old Barnaby.

Ohh you know, In American am huge.

Yeah am large.

You know I was telling 50.

Oh pardon you guys call him 50 Cent.

Ohh.

In American I call him 50.

You know I was telling 50,

Boy am big I can't be following you to your shows.

Me am way bigger than that, oh yes.

Then the relationship between 50 and I got so close that Jay Z became envious.

And they're friends, close friends.

Wow. Yeah.

He became envious.

He also wanted me to manage him,

But I said no I sent one of my boys to take care of him.

Really...

Oh of course who do you think you have here.

You know, I told Jay Z no.

50 has been my dude from the hood.

I've known 50 from way back.

You know, he wanted me to either manage him or drop hit I said no.

That's not going to happen.

Wow...

In American am big.

I got houses, I've got cars, I've got chics

Wow.

You know.

At a point I called my white girlfriends.

Yeah we call them chics over there.

I called them and I told them.

Am not dating no white chic anymore yes am going back to Africa.

Motherland. Wow...

I need a black stuff yeah...

Go to get myself a black babe for a while.

Wow. And I think I've found one.

Wow.

You were so influencial in American.

Of course. Wow.

Who do you think you have here.

Me... Am huge.

Look,

I'm not just big in American.

I'm large globally.

I'm like the Don King of the music industry.

Don King... Oh yes, oh yes.

What's his name.

Starboy. Wizzy.

Oh Wizkid.

Wizkid yeah that's It, that's It.

Wizkid you can ask him.

You would not even get to see him anyway yeah.

You can ask him some of those white girls he uses in,

Most of his musical videos they work for me.

Wow... Oh yes.

You know when they are on leave I allow them go make extra cash.

Wow.... Wow!

Barnabas. Oh yes.

This is so impressive.

Barnabe.

Oh ok. Barnabe for short.

Barnabe. Yeah that's it.

Umm I've been meaning to ask you.

Why do you drive?

Umm Well...

Driving is not a crime is it?

No... Good.

Now that we have that settled can I shock you.

Shock me. I love driving.

Ok wow that's so nice.

In the States I've got a Limo, name them all kinds of cars.

So I love driving. Infact I am driving, driving is me.

Let's put it that way.

Wow Barnabe. Oh yes...

Wow.

Yes umm.

Before I forget you know the high commissioner called me,

Ok. A couple of days ago.

To tell me that my green card was ready.

So I quickly used the opportunity to tell him that I would love him to hasten,

Prepare your papers. My papers?

So we will fly together. To the US.

To the US baby. Oh my love, my love.

I'm so happy. I'll take you to Trump city.

Trump city. Barnabas.

Yeah little Becky.

You know what don't mention what we just discussed with your friend.

Ok. Yes.

She's the envious type yeah.

She's been begging me to take her to American but I won't.

Yeah. Why?

I don't like helping family they don't appreciate.

Really? Yeah...

But you have got everything to appreciate me come on.

Thank you.

Oh shit come now...

Thank you.

Ohh yes!

I need you to go and paste this for me at the gate.

I need a moment with you please Rita.

Ok yours. Oh no that's fine, that's fine.

That's not a problem.

You want me to paste it?

I love running errands.

-Cool -Wow

I can see you and barnabas are getting along.

And whatever the subject matter maybe.

It's drags curiousity.

Babe he's such a cool dude.

Huh...

Okay.

Do you know what he promise to do my papers.

So your girl might be travelling to America.

Real soon.

Hey girl,girl wait.

I think there is something I am not getting here.

What did Barnabas tell you?

Ehh nothing really.

He was just talking about his hillarious exploit in America.

In Ameri...

America

Which America are you talking about.

Are you so gullible,

Gullible.

-Barnabas said it. -said what?

Yes he said it.

But babe.

Why can't you be happy for me for once.

-Me -Yes for once

Do you know how many times I have appplied for this US visa and they deny me.

Now Barnabas is here to help me out.

Hey girl, if you are wise you could have asked me about Barnabas,Yes.

Look Barnabas is that distant cousin.

Then he came her 4 years ago telling dad that he wanted to go to america.

And dad supported him financially.

And Barnabas just as he always do, he couldn't behave himself.

They deported him right from the airport, he didn't enter America.

And now you see why he doesn't want to go back to the village.

Because he is ashamed

That's why he chose to work as a driver.

Wait.

You mean Jay-Z is not Barnabas friend?

Are you kidding me right now?

Barnabas is the person who manages Jay-Z farm in Ijebu-Ode.

Is that what you want me to tell you.

Don't be such a dumb head.

Oh my God.

Babe may God punish him!

My God will punish him.

Do you know that guy kissed me

He kissed ...

Oh with his smelling mouth,he kissed me.

Barnabas kissed you lips.

Look you need to return that kiss.

Please clean you mouth, clean your mouth.

Babe this is not funny,just stop laughing.

So all this while Barnabas has been lying to me.

I think you should try this one.

Trust me I know this things.

Right.

Do you mind?

Ok....hum...

Do you mind?

My name is Aaron

Am April Yekini.

That's a beautiful name to start with but erm...

I would really like to have your number,

So that we will get to talkafter.

So you get to know why.

I don't like been stalked.

I think I can handle that.

Please.

You can call me only ones a day, I live a very quiet life.

Hmm same here.

So are you done or how long are you going to be here for.

Well am waiting for my friend and she's going to spend the entire day here.

-Alright then -Alright.

-Enjoy -Thanks

You welcome.

Hey son.

Am sure you like this one.

You can add it to your armory.

Dad.

I think it will be nice if you just do you.

I will stick to what I wanted to get at first.

If there is any change in plan I will be the first person to let you know.

Oh sorry.

Thank you.

For nothing.

Err....

I am Otunba Durojaiye.

I am April Yekini.

April.

April.

A beautiful name for the most beautiful creature I have ever seen on this earth.

Believe me when I say.

If someone took you picture and sends it to me, I would have argued it wasn't taken on this planet.

-Thas such a huge compliment. -No am not exaggerating.

If you don't mind, when you get home.

Take a look at your mirror and you would find what am talking about.

Thank you.

Here.

Am a well...

Mannered man if not I would have ask for you number.

But.

I would let you call at your own time.

Huhhh...

Please give me a call.

Let me be a part of whats happening in your life.

I will try.

April

Are you about done shopping, so i can pay for your stuff before I leave.

Not to worry, I have got my shopping covered this weekend.

You can move that to next week.

Have got this one covered.

I have got my friend coming and I really don't want to put unnecessary expenses on you.

You are talking to Otunba.

We are built for expensive endeavors.

Ha...

Go ahead, shop all you can.

You and your friend.

Go pick up your receipt at the checkout counter.

And go home.

I appreciate, it's such a kind gesture.

-No proble. -Thank you.

Please call me.

I'd try.

Wey remote now.

Na wa ooo.

Were you keep remote for this...

Haha!!!

Ovie.

What's you problem?

Why are you using my organ to test your madness.

E be like say you dey crase,

You dey this house dey complain say you no see work.

You no get money.

And yet you fit go get gift for woman, na who get that cloth.

Haha this gown?

Why didn't you ask me to explain.

Infact neva talk.

Because when you start to dey talk I no go know when you go chop this food finish.

Oya talk i dey hear you.

You see this gown so.

I dey see am.

I dey see am, dey talk no use style kill me.

One girl forgot it in the bus I boarded.

Funny enough.

I did got her number before she alighted

You see.

I want to use this gown to draw her close to me.

Haaaa...

Draw me nearer,draw me nearer.

As draw soup wey you be na.

E be like you wan elevate your poverty, you wan go grade one poverty.

You wey no get money, you wan draw woman closer.

Oga.

Na your poverty,leave am for me na my headache.

Na lie oo Na lie.

Na your pleasure.

Na my headache.

Who dey pay all the bill.

Who dey pay rent for here.

Ehh?

You carry problem dey give person.

Anyway if na wetin happen, you fit carry your food chop, e no to sweet like that.

Sorry for you egg, if to say you quick talk am I for neva chp am.

But Vicent

You wicked ooo.

How you go put three egg for one plate of soup.

You wan use mess kill me.

Inside this economy.

How fa, how the babe, shey she fine.

No just ask me any nonesense question, I have lost my appetite.

Make I finish am.

Give me the food abeg, ode.

You appetite na light wey them dey take dey play.

Are you a man or a woman?

Sir I am a woman of cause.

Like this.

Why you worwor like this?

Sir it is not my fault.

Eh eh na my fault.

No no na me cause am.

Abi.

When dem dey manufacture you, I forgot to mix the ingredient well.

Am asking you a simple question you are telling me it's not your fault,

Sorry sir.

Come if I give you this job, no come dey dress like this, cos i no know wetin you wear like masquerade.

Nyash you no get, you go wear one tight fitted skirt.

Sorry sir.

My friend get up!

My friend sit down!

I don't know the kind of human being we have in this country.

The beautiful ones dem no get head.

This ones that are ugly...

Barnabas.

Yes.

I need you to go to the kitchen and check what you can do with those stuffs there.

Ok like the plate and dishes.

It's alright it's okay.

What's that look?

Madam.

The way you commanded oga, I can't help out.

Which oga, oh Barnabas.

Barnabas is our driver.

Chaiiii.

Ordinary driver.

That man has been threatening me since I came nto this house.

Madam.

When I get this job I will deal with him.

Look i haven't even employed you yet.

Sorry ma.

And what is your name?

Felix.

What Felix?

Felixia.

Do you forget you name sometimes?

God forbid ma.

Is just that sometimes my friends call me.

Felix4short.

Oh I see.

Interesting.

-So feli -Felixia

Oh Felixia.

How long have you been working as a maid.

Hmm ma.

I want born into being a maid.

Our decendant were all maids.

-And -It's okay.

I need you to fry some plantain and scrabbled eggs.

Barnabas.

Come and take her around the kitchen.

Madam I don't scrabble my eggs, I fry them.

Mix it with fish mix.

I can see how disgusting it taste already.

I will just deal with you for now, untill i get someone to replace you,

Just go fry the plantain and I will fix the scrabbled egg myself.

Thank you ma,

Barnabas.

Barnabas will show you round the kitchen.

Ok ma, for the plantain.

Do you like it dodo style or kpekere.

Ma, in two minute.

It's going to be ready.

My friend ,take, eat.

You have tried.

Haa!!!

All this one for me?

Oboy I like this you new place of work o.

Are you joking with chevron.

See ehh, me be senior staff for chevron.

We eat every 10 minute.

If you see my oga belle ehh.

I mean the one heading chevron worldwide.

Guess what?

I work directly under him.

Ha!!!

Oboy you try oo.

Upon say you no to go school like that, You no even go sef.

Who school help.

Who dey go school for chevron.

My guy, na talent na.

Talent.

Felico.

My guy my guy, you go help me do something.

This you oga you go arrange make I meet am.

Because this my driving work, e be like say I wan change am.

See they won't take you.

Why?

Trust me i know exactly what I am saying.

My advise to you is to stick to you work.

Why?

You know now, you no get experience.

E don do, no go dey use style insult me.

Which one be that commot food chop.

My guy,my guy.

I should just have swallowed my pride and ask for her number.

Dad how are you today?

Not too well.

You want to see a doctor?

Emotional.

Ohh.

Guess you're thinking about mom.

I guess so.

You will be fine Dad.

I believe mom will come back.

So Dad.

I have a date and I will be out for some hours.

A date?

Yes Dad.

I thought you broke up with Jeff.

Not Jeff Dad.

This is a new guy we met three days ago at the airport.

Do I know him?

Dad do you know everybody in Nigeria.

I mean his family.

Do they have a name?

Well I don't know much about his family Dad.

But what I do know about him is that he's a widower.

And then his children are based abroad.

And Dad I think he's kind of caring.

I don't see a young man in that picture.

Dad.

We barely talking about a young guy here.

I mean this man we're talking about is kind of about your age.

Yeah about fresher and fit.

I think he heeds to his gymnastic retainance.

You're going to hang out with an old man.

Dad is anything wrong with that.

Everything is wrong with that.

I've been hoping you'd one day bring in a prince charming that I would,

Be able to introduce to my friends and now you bring an old man.

Ah Dad you don't need... Come on!

You don't need to introduce him to your friends Dad.

I mean we are not getting married we are just friends.

And umm...

He calls me his pet.

Oh forget that pet stuff.

It doesn't end well.

Dad you do not know everything.

Okay.

I think I have to stop telling you about me and my next move.

You see we just lost that previlege.

Go ahead and...

Let Barnabas take you.

Nor be hotel be dis.

I talk am.

I talk am.

My friend...

Who be dis.

He don go use him seat belt tie,

Himself e no know how to lose am.

See where he dey pass.

If your breast hook there you are on your own.

Hello.

Talk to me.

Situation report Barnabas.

Oga na hotel oo.

Hotel.

Fool.

Which one I do for inside.

That idiot took my daughter to a hotel.

Oga naso we see am oo.

Naso we see am.

Can you imagine.

Children of nowadays.

Play, play e go begin sleep with am.

Shut up!

Shut up! Sleep with who.

Now Barnabas.

Listen to me.

Follow them everywhere she goes even if it's the restroom.

Wherever they go.

You go...

Is that clear Barnabas.

Ok sir.

Very clear.

Ok sir.

She's only a little girl.

Dirty old man!

Please God,

Please don't let him sleep with my daughter.

You look like someone they are taking away.

You mean I look takeaway.

Something like that.

Thank you.

Barnabas yo can stay with her or you guys can take a look around.

Or better still wait for me at the bush bar till am done.

Lie lie.

E nor go happen.

Lie lie.

What do you mean by e nor go happen.

Oga say anywhere wey you go make I folo you.

Are you kidding me?

What is wrong...

What's wrong with Dad.

Ehn you say.

No you say what is wrong with Dad.

No problem.

Make I call am tell am say,

You say what is wrong with him.

E say anywhere you go make I folo.

Rat hole,

Bedroom,

Toilet anywhere you go make I bodyguard you.

Yes.

Otherwise I carry you go back.

It's okay, it's okay. I didn't say you should tell him.

We are together.

Hello Chief.

Situation report no go work oo.

So where is my daughter.

If you see the bouncers wey dem take block me.

One of them.

One, one breast be like fifty,

Kg bag of cement.

Barnabas.

Barnabas!

Go to my daughter.

Let me talk to her she has switched off her phone.

Ehn she dey with the man now.

If you see love.

Chief if you see love in the air.

I don't care.

I don't care.

Barnabas.

Give your phone to my daughter let me talk to her.

Chief you think say e easy like dat.

You for con do this thing by yourself.

What did you say?

No I say the bouncers chief.

If you see bouncers the way they tall.

Do your job Barnabas. Do your job.

Or you want to go to the village.

Village ahh no oo.

No chief don't worry I'll try my best.

Ok sir.

Nawa oo.

Your boy doesn't seem to be ok.

Chief don't worry he'll be fine.

You see that guy he loves his life so much.

Look at my brother.

What are you doing here?

I should be asking you that question.

I come here alot this is my spot.

-Oh really -Yeah

Hum...

So Becky.

This is April my girl.

And April this is my baby sister Becky,

-How do you do Becky -I am fine thank you.

-How do you do to -Welll thsnk you.

Brother I am here with a friend and.

If you don't mind he might want to meet you.

Thats not a problem, we will be over there.

Have him join us.

Brother I came with him.

Such a spoilt child.

Babe if you don't mind let's humour for one or two.

-After you -Okay.

Chief meet my brother Aaron and.

His woman April.

My friend Chief Wemaduke.

Nice to meet you sir.

You're welcome, i must say you have a...

You get eyes.

Please share my space.

Alright.

Yes anything you want all on me.

If not for you atleast for angel.

Well.

Like a beautiful angel.

Brother dad has been putting up a show here.

-Dad was here -No.

He sent Barnabas and the new maid to bodyguard me.

Oh and where are they now?

They are in the car.

I see great.

Oh so let's get right into it, waiter!

Brother chief is running late for a meeting, so we will run along.

Okay that fine, Chief.

Thank you for everything.

Thank you, we are grateful.

You are most welcome.

Well i just have to...

Tell mum I will be coming home for weekend.

Make sure you call me when you get home,ok.

Of cause I will, yes sir.

What is this.

-You think am that sort of girl, -Babe whats going on.

Chief what is it.

Can you imagine.

How dare you.

Chief did you give her your card?

Answer me.

I don't get it, I don't get it.

This is so disgusting.

Dispeakable.

You deserve that and more.

You piece of shit, don't you dare.

Don't do anything funny, now move.

And get the hell out of this place.

I said move!!!

Oh baby what happened?

I did what I did for your protection.

Men are scum.

You will not talk to your father like that -I wasn't talking to you dad.

Barnabas?

Oh Barnabas, he was only acting on instruction.

Not him either, Chief Wemaduke is an asshole.

He's a pig.

Why are men like this, why,gosh.

what did he do?

I hope he didn't try to force himself on you.

No dad.

He didn't try forcing himself on me.

No.

He was trying to cheat right in front of me.

No manner,no courtesy.

That pig.

I should has listened to you dad I should has listened to you.

That old fool was giving a girl his card before my very own eyes.

Can you imagine.

Sorry.

Sorry my dear, that how they behave all this people.

Sorry.

It's okay.

I had so much fun.

So did I, thank you.

Your gun.

Do you carry it everywhere you go?

CID.

Really?

I never pictured you to be a force guy.

Undercover.

I feel safer now.

So erm...

When do I get to see this lovely face again?

Well am only a phone call away.

Hmm...

That sounds like hope.

Don't push it.

I mean you can pick up your phone and call me anytime.

Don't take it for granted.

I don't intend to.

Great.

So call me when you get home.

I will.

Have a lovely night.

You know say I no like you.

You know say I no like you, infact no need to pretend I have you.

you know that one abi.

No my business.

That is your own business.

See person.

so if them say women wey God create make dem stand so you go come stay for queue.

Like this.

See body, one go up, one come down.

Like fufu wey dem no wrap well.

E no get as body dey phone you make you shock, say ha na me be this.

Which day man go toast me, e no dey worry you for mind.

Look at you.

I know you are envious of me.

Since I stepped into this house all I see.

Is jealousy Balabus.

Who be Barnabus?

You wor wor even to call people name you no fit.

See person.

Which kind woman be this.

One one hair wey stand for your leg be like barb wire.

Barnabas.

You think it that rubbish you did the first time I stepped into this house.

You intimidated me.

You threathen me.

Barnabas if you try it again.

This time I will deal with you and make sure you don't eat for one week.

In this house.

I don't have time for common driver like you, I have class.

come who be common driver?

Me?

No no no, you know who you dey talk to?

No no you know who I be for this house.

Ah ha, ok na now I get am.

Oh na wetin you carry for mind since.

Na now i understand why you no dey give me my respect.

Me common driver.

You know wetin go mark am.

Any day wey I do peem for this house, your own donend.

Finished infact you are gone.

Go mark am.

Try me.

I dare you.

Infact I double dare you.

Try me, I will frustrate you in this house.

Try me.

Rubbish.

Anyway no problem, madam dey call you.

-Excuse me

Go no dey use that your body touch me.

come mkae I give you advice before you go.

Anyday them sack you for this job.

No go begin find out wetin you do, or wetin happen.

Na me cause am.

You dey hear me so.

Once them done sack you, know say na my handwork.

Jealousy.

See person.

Come in.

Oh Felixia.

Come in, it's okay.

You don't need to be shy, you are a woman like me so it's ok.

I.

I need you to have this.

And help me massage my back.

I feel so much pain there.

You mean I should use this.

On the back.

Yes.

Hmm Felixia.

I did not tell you iI feel pain on my breast.

Only my back, I said my back.

Am so sorry ma.

Sorry ma erm...

Is the tissue I use in blocking my.

My period.

Tissue.

So you don't use sanitary towels.

Not really ma, it's because.

It's okay.

Just hold on.

Here.

Once you are done with the massage, go and change so you don't get an infection.

Thats so thoughtful of you mam.

Thank you so much.

Here.

Hello.

Hello sir I am sorry I am just calling.

It's April Yekini.

Hey!!!

April.

The angel at the super market.

No no you don't need to apologies.

You called anyway that's all that matters.

How about dinner tomorrow.

Can I call you back on the sir.

That's fine, that's fine.

Why don't you send me your account details.

I willl send you a little something to fill your car when you coming.

Bye.

I just spoke to Otunba.

Ha what did he say?

He said I should send my account detail so he can send me money for petrol.

You are serious?

Am scared.

Scared of what?

Aaron.

I am begining to fall inlove with him and I don't want too loose him.

Hey.

Please send him my account.

I need the money.

My friend my friend, I need the money.

Send him my account.

I think I will take my chances.

This one thing i don't like about you,

You will like something, you will still be making shakara.

He sent three million naira just for petrol.

Now that is the type of cry the bible say we should cry.

Jesus you love me to much.

We don hama.

Yes.

I don't believe this.

You will have to pay me tithe.

-Small thing -You know it's sugar daddy money.

We can't pay to god, don't worry you don't need to talk to much.

I won't give you 10 percent, 300 thousand is to small.

Go and finish your indomie

Which indomie?

The indomie don sour, abeg make we dey go.

Hey mum.

Hey son.

-Good afternoon ma -good afternoon.

Mum she's the one.

April Yekini.

It's nice to finally meet you ma.

Thank you.

I have heard so many good things about you.

You are indeed beautiful.

Thank you ma.

So son.

I and the maid were cooking up a storm for us.

Okay.

So make yourself at home.

I can join you in the kitchen ma.

Don't bother.

-Excuse me -Ok ma.

Thank you ma.

Good evening chief I am so sorry you couldn't reach me, I was very busy.

I am free tomorrow night, I don't know if you are.

So please call me and let me know if tomorrow is fine.

So I can plan my day.

Thanksbye.

I hope you enjoyed yourself.

Yes I did.

Thank you so much chief.

It's nothng.

Here.

This is alot.

It's nothing,

Thank you, thank you so much chief.

Thank you I really appreciate it.

Talk to you later.

-Bye -Bye.

Hey babe, how are you.

I am good.

Who was that?

That was Jumoke and her boyfriend.

He has a house warming ceremony, he decided to drop us of.

That good cause em...

We need to go inside cause I have got really naughty plans for you.

-Really -Yes.

Yes.

Hello.

-Good evening ma -good evening my dear how are you?

Fine.

Where is he.

I guess he is upstair, I haven't seen him today but he should be upstairs.

Ok I will go check on him.

April.

Get out, get out of my house!

Get out.

Mum take it easy.

Like father like son.

Under my roof Aaron.

How could you.

Do you even know what April could be going through right now.

Am sorry,

sorry I let you down.

I was drunk.

The same excuse your father gave for twelve good years.

I am disappointed in you.

I mean.

Come to think of it.

A national security agent shouldn't be found drunk.

Ah please.

Now just.

Go and fix this right now.

Go and fix it.

Am coming.

April.

I am sorry.

I don't know what to say but please.

Give me another chance.

The last chance if you would call it.

April.

April please.

April please please, just.

Please hear me out, give me a chance to...

To talk with you atleast please.

Son.

You need to get a grip of yourself.

You have not left you room for the past five days.

You barely eat..

You need your strength for when she comes back.

Do you think she will ever come back.

I don;t know.

You father had second chances.

Over and over until his cup was full.

Do you think my cup is full.

I have tried to reach out to her, she is not responding.

And she's even turn down your invitation.

whatever will be will be.

But Mum.

My own world is not the same.

Mum.

My own world is not the same.

I really know I love her this much.

I promise.

If she takes me back.

I will not do it again.

Ever.

Can I have her address?

Come on baby.

For how long are you going to keep punishing me like this?

You leave me with a hard on everytime.

I'm sorry darling but I just want to be sure that am ready.

Because once we start there's no going back.

Durojaye you can't do this.

Not with your son's fiance.

Otumba what is your problem.

You are shameless indeed.

Fiance.

Aaron's fiance.

Fiance.

Aaron is your son...

He told me his parents were seperated and his father lives in Abuja.

All has not been very smooth with the family lately.

And it's all my fault.

Always all my fault.

He's the reason why i've not been able to give in to you.

And now I can't even face him anymore.

I'll go talk to him.

Thank you.

You've been like this for hours.

Did something happened.

Son.

Whatever you hear,

Just take it like a man and move on.

Ok now you are starting to scare me.

What's wrong?

Did anything happen to her?

Your fiance is going out with your father.

Dad.

Since my growing up.

This is the first time am seeing your tears.

And it breaks my heart Dad.

I fear am losing my family.

And I don't know where to begin.

I want my family back.

I want your mom back, I want my son back.

I know Dad. I know Dad.

Maybe you should go see them.

No.

That's a bad idea.

If your mom doesn't kill me Aaron will.

Okay.

I will go and see my brother then we will both go there.

I have...

I have no excuse for my actions.

I have been a bad father.

I'm not promising you a saint now but,

I'll do my best.

To keep you all.

I will change my ways.

Living without you has been the darkest part of my life.

Even when I tried to lie to myself that I...

I was happy, I was dying inside.

Please forgive me.

Leave my house now.

Please just go.

You made yourself my enemy the moment you tried to lay with your son's fiance.

And here I was trying to forgive this man.

And then he goes on to do the worse things.

Oh God who brought me to this King Solomon.

Leave my house now before I do something terrible.

Mom.

Mom what is it!

What is it mom.

We all make mistakes.

Yes Dad here is wrong in all ramifications but Dad is sorry this man here is sorry mom.

He has cried his soul out he is dying.

I know you've shut the doors of forgiveness in your heart.

But you need to believe mom Dad did not sleep with April.

I did not shut the doors of forgiveness Miss daddy's girl.

Your father took me for granted.

And he's sorry.

He's deeply sorry mom.

Who amongst us here has no sin.

April just caught Aaron in bed with a woman right under your watch mom.

When was the last time you allowed Dad touch you.

Yes you heard me mom.

When was the last time you allowed Dad touch you.

You don't allow Dad touch you and yet you blame him for going out,

You are the problem here mom you caused it!

You pushed him into the hands of other girls.

You're wrong!

Your father started it.

Dorathy it was a mistake.

And you all said you forgive me.

But you've been holding on to that to destroy me.

And after Dorathy,

What next? I changed.

You all know that I changed.

Kate.

For the past ten years.

Your mother hasn't allowed me touch her.

What. What!

Mom.

Mom.

Is this true?

Son please don't join them.

They're only trying to push it all on me.

Your father and your sister never loved me.

Mom come on.

No mom.

Mom you are wrong.

Dad loves you, and I do love you too.

You are the best mom in the whole world.

You are my rock mom.

Everything I am today,

I learnt from you.

You taught me how to live in a man's world.

You taught me virtious mom.

You taught me forgivenes.

You even taught me that,

No matter what happens.

I should not deny my husband my body.

When I get married.

How can you be so good to everyone on the outside.

And yet you can't forgive Dad for this simple mistake.

Ten years mom.

You have punished Dad for ten years.

You are wrong mom.

We all love you.

And no mother on earth can take your place.

I was hurt.

I was angry.

So...

Now that you have your...

Beautiful wife back.

I'd like to know,

Where did you meet my woman.

That day we went shopping together.

Really.

That was the same day I met her.

Yeah.

Now you're teaching my son your crazy ways.

It's high time we go to your father we're loved.

Wow

That wouldn't be a bad idea Dad at least so mom can take some time off.

You seem to like young girls.

Becky...

How are you?

I know you didn't do anything with my father.

I'm the guilty one here.

And am sorry.

Because,

It's...

Becoming increasily clear to me that,

I can't do without you.

I think about you everyday.

April I,

I need you.

I want you to be the mother of my children.

I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

Yes.

Please be my wife.

Well I haven't accepted your apology yet and you're here proposing.

Please.

Yes.

I love you. I love you too.

Welcome to the Duro's.

Umm Ovie.

Get the things sorted and join us at the dinning.

After all i've done.

After all i've put you through.

Yet,

Here you all are.

My most valuable treasures.

Sitting as if,

All my,

Flaws didn't matter.

I thank you all.

I thank you for making me, Teaching me to be a better father.

And to my wife.

Our most esteemed mother.

My valuable wife.

A woman of high esteem.

I love you.

I love you too.

And I will never again take this previlege for granted.

Thank you all again.

Like it's just.

To my family the most wonderful family in the world.

Cheers.

Oga Aaron I don run the mata wey you say make I run.

Felix.

Wetin you dey do for my oga caban.

And why you wear woman cloth.

Ohh Ohh.

Na the chevron work wey you say you dey work be dis.

Face front no be you dem dey talk to.

Okokobioko.

I talk am no shebi I talk am.

I say this thing resemble man nobody believe me.

He's a shemale.

A she.

Face front.

No look see as your lip be like sand paper.

Felix. Felixia.

What!

Can you... Felixia...

Can you imagine.

No no just imagine the low budget savana forest wey dey him chest.

And he has been deceiving us that he is a woman.

And to think that you allowed me dress in front of you.

Is a lie.

Felix or Felixia what did you call him or her.

Or she.

We don't even know.

Madam.

I am sorry.

Everyone please forgive me.

It's not my fault the limit of economy is why i did this.

You don't need to disguise before you can work with us.

We know the country is hard.

But you don't need to hide your identity I mean that is your future.

I've heard a lot of good things about you I have good qualification so,

Come to the office and start work.

Madam.

Madam you no hear say this boy e don do x-ray for...

Thank you ma, thank you ma. Thank you ma.

Rita will retain her place in the kitchen.

And then you... See everything free of charge

You still get the mind to dey laugh.

I need you to return all the sanitary pads I gave to you.

We dey sell am, we dey sell am.

I'm not done with you.

Madam boys dey hungry oo.

Everywhere just soft for dis place.

Give them food.

Go on ahh. Go bring food.

Okay.

I talk am say this kind gorilla.