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♪ Once in your
life you find her ♪
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♪ Someone that turns
your heart around ♪
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♪ And next thing you
know you're closing ♪
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♪ Down the town ♪
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♪ Wake up and it's
still with you ♪
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♪ Even though you left
her way 'cross town ♪
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♪ Wondering to yourself ♪
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♪ "Hey, what've I found?" ♪
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♪ When you get caught
between the moon ♪
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♪ And New York City ♪
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♪ I know it's crazy ♪
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♪ But it's true ♪
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♪ If you get caught between
the moon and New York City ♪
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♪ The best that you can do ♪
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♪ The best that you can do ♪
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♪ Is fall in love ♪
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Hey, Ruby. Rube!
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Yeah, I know, Mike.
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"Staplehead."
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Your hit. That was
your hit, yeah?
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This was it.
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Fucking turn it up!
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You don't
have to, alright.
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Doxxxology.
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Fuck yeah!
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I had this on CD.
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Back in the day.
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My daughter tells me
I'm too old to rock,
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but I say bullshit.
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I work with Ruby Ruin!
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Respect you, lady.
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- Hey, Victor.
- Hey.
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Tour time again.
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You interested in some
roadie work for a few weeks?
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Man the merch table?
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No. Sorry.
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Ruby,
you have a visitor
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in the break room.
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Hey. Uh, drummer, right?
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Thanks for answering the ad.
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I'm Ruby.
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Yes, you are.
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Wow.
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This is ama... I'm Gavin.
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Wow. Nice to meet you.
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This is fucking
amazing, dude, I'm...
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Okay.
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I've just been a
diehard Doxxx fan
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since I was, like,
two years old.
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Dude, this is fuckin' badass.
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My mom said she'd
catch me banging
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my sippy cup to "Staplehead."
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Just aaah!
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Wow. That's...
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When I saw the listing
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to be the drummer of Doxxxology
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on fucking Craigslist,
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I was just, just
what, dude, fucking...
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Alright, we leave Monday,
a three-week tour,
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mostly bars and small venues,
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but it'll give us time
to tighten up the act,
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maybe write a few new songs,
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'cause we end the
tour in Milwaukee,
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at the Lariat,
opening for Krampus.
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Holy shit, you're
opening for Krampus.
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Yo, that's, that's badass, man.
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- Yeah, it's a big deal.
- But hey...
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if you guys are
looking to freshen up
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your material at all,
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I do a little bit of, like,
writing of my own stuff...
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And you got your own gear?
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Yeah, I've got a TAMA kit
with a double bass pedal
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and a vintage amp, so
everything you need.
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Great. But wait, no,
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what the fuck do
you need an amp for?
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I blow my backing vocals
through my fuzz pedal,
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and it gives it like this,
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this crunchy,
chewy, disgusting...
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Good. Fine.
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Fine. You're in.
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- I'm in?
- You're in.
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Holy shit, dude.
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Look at me now, motherfuckers!
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This is gonna rock
so fucking hard.
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Thank you. Thank you so much.
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I will not let you
down, I promise you.
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Alright, RV leaves Monday.
I'll send you the deets.
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Gavin, we're all in our 40s.
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Just take a fucking bath.
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Take a bath. Aaahhhh!
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I'm not joking.
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Okay.
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♪ Living on discount macaroni ♪
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♪ Can't even get a job
with my uncle Tony ♪
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♪ You sent your goons
to repo my truck ♪
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♪ What the actual fuck ♪
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♪ I can play guitar and
I'm a decent singer ♪
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♪ Now cut my wedding
ring off my dead finger ♪
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♪ You say you wanna deal
but you're such a phony ♪
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♪ You're never gonna
get that alimony ♪
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Al! Al. God. Stop.
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That's awful. God.
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How's the divorce going, bro?
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Not good.
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The lyrics are temporary.
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I just slug out
whatever's in my head,
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we can zhuzh it up later.
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There's no zhuzhing.
It's a turd.
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I don't want to zhuzh the turd.
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We have three weeks, man.
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We got to come up with
something that's going
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to pop at this Krampus show.
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What's the point?
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They're just gonna want
to hear "Staplehead."
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The point, Eskie, is
that I'm not ready
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to lay down and die as
some fucking nostalgia act.
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Are you?
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I just moved back
in with my mom,
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and I got my AARP
membership this year.
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So it's been a
banner year for me.
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And Al with his divorce.
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It's not going well.
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- And you think law school is gonna...
- Law school?
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You think I can
afford law school?
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It's an online MSL degree.
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I can't even afford to sell out.
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It's desperate times, Rube.
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Piling in this shitty
van year after year
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for the rest of our lives,
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driving around
playing Irish pubs.
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I swear to Christ,
I'm gonna start crying
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I really think about it.
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The goal is not this.
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The goal is to get back.
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To have shit acts like
Krampus opening for us.
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That feeling on
stage, the crowd,
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do you remember that?
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We're metal gods.
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What would you do
to get that back?
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Anything.
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- Anything.
- Anything.
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We need to do this.
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And all we need,
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all we need is to
write one new song
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that doesn't suck.
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I had a kind of a doomy
sort of riff in A,
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try this.
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That's not bad.
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Geez, where'd you get this kid?
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Juilliard.
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Really?
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Fucking Craigslist.
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Where do you think?
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That's wild.
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Let's see if Cleveland rocks!
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So this tape line
goes right here.
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- Okay.
- Not here.
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- Mm-hmm.
- And not here.
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- Okay.
- So I, so I don't hunch.
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- Alright.
- I got a sciatica.
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- I can't hunch.
- Okay.
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Maggie May,
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I ain't seen one of
these since Foghat.
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Battle Creek, show
us your metal!
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Fuckin' Benson, man.
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Two, three, and...
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♪ Merch girl ♪
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♪ Working all night ♪
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♪ Merch girl ♪
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♪ Fits me just right ♪
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♪ Merch girl ♪
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♪ Last one to leave ♪
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♪ Merch girl ♪
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♪ Nothing up her sleeve, yeah ♪
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- Alright. Okay.
- There's no bridge yet.
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Fuck a bridge. What are
we, Christopher Cross?
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Just power through it.
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What do you think?
There's something there?
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Deuteronomy, what do you
think? Something there?
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I got my audiobooks on.
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Hey, kid, what do you think?
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Why don't you guys just
try to write another song
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like "Staplehead"?
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I mean, "Staplehead."
That song is, um, good.
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So just try and, you know...
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make another song like that.
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Why don't I just fucking
traipse into the fucking forest
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and capture a bejeweled
fucking Pegasus?
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That would be rad too.
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Every second of every day,
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I try and write a song
like "Staplehead."
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I remember the first
time I heard it,
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that feeling was like
a needle made of ice
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going into my brain.
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Like seeing the face of God
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and fucking God saying,
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"That's what a fucking
hit feels like."
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I've been chasing that
feeling for the past 20 years
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and never come close.
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"Staplehead" 's a fucking curse.
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That song
ruined my life.
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But the song is your big hit.
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We didn't write it.
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- What?
- Yeah, we didn't fuckin' write it.
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Our drummer Belinda did, and
she gets all the royalties.
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Now that bitch is selling
leggings in the suburbs.
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But you guys continue
to play the song.
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We have to every gig. Have to.
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And when we're not on stage,
we hear it everywhere.
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And we don't get one red cent.
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It's a fucking curse.
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Fuck that, though.
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Tonight, we open
with "Merch Girl."
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I got a feeling about this.
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Two, three and...
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♪ Merch girl ♪
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♪ Nothing up her sleeve, yeah ♪
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We suck.
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Hey,
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aren't you the band
that does "Staplehead"?
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Play "Staplehead"!
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No.
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We're not playing "Staplehead."
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♪ Up from the dust
above the ruins ♪
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♪ By fire ♪
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♪ By flood ♪
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♪ Atop my rusty chariot ♪
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- ♪ Lusting for your blood ♪
- Woo!
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♪ Staplehead ♪
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♪ Tonight is where you rise ♪
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♪ Staplehead ♪
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♪ Tonight we rise ♪
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♪ Staplehead ♪
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(singing falsetto):
♪ Tonight we rise ♪
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♪ Staplehead ♪
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Yeah! Fucking DeKalb, Illinois,
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we love you!
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Punk rock metal, baby.
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Dude, are you okay?
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Yeah, man, I'm fucking good.
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You little shit.
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You ever steal my scream again,
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I'll break more than
your fucking face.
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Hey!
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Drummer boy.
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Krampus!
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Jesus. It's inane.
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This will get you
popular these days,
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this Jackass shit?
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People love it.
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Krampus Cam. They got
Ozzy with that thing once.
252
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Dude, that was fake.
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And what are you doing?
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Our drummer got hit in the head
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with a stapler
during "Staplehead."
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That's what we call provenance.
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Got a secret little eBay store.
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It's not community
property. Don't tell Edward.
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Kid's hanging with us tonight.
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Let's party!
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I got to be up
early, man, really.
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Acid reflux, man.
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Sober ten years.
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Cool. Cool. Alright.
265
00:12:05,017 --> 00:12:08,354
Hey, kid. I'm sorry
about tagging you.
266
00:12:08,396 --> 00:12:10,231
Don't let that
shit happen again.
267
00:12:10,273 --> 00:12:11,441
But I'm sorry.
268
00:12:11,482 --> 00:12:13,985
Listen, th-that's me
totally out of bounds.
269
00:12:14,026 --> 00:12:17,405
It's, it's your set. It's
your scream. I'm sorry.
270
00:12:17,447 --> 00:12:21,868
And I know that I'm a lot
to put up with, you know,
271
00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:23,828
but I just thank you guys
272
00:12:23,870 --> 00:12:26,414
for puttin' up with me.
273
00:12:26,456 --> 00:12:27,957
I mean, really.
274
00:12:27,999 --> 00:12:30,126
And I know you guys are
looking for a new song,
275
00:12:30,168 --> 00:12:32,086
and, um, I don't want
to overstep or anything,
276
00:12:32,128 --> 00:12:35,173
but I wrote something and
if it sucks, it sucks.
277
00:12:35,214 --> 00:12:38,176
Just let me know.
Just say it, no harm.
278
00:12:38,217 --> 00:12:40,136
But I want you to hear it.
279
00:12:41,763 --> 00:12:43,347
It's not like we
got anything else.
280
00:12:43,389 --> 00:12:45,266
Tss...
281
00:12:46,726 --> 00:12:48,394
Here we go.
282
00:13:34,607 --> 00:13:36,192
What did you think, Ruby?
283
00:13:38,569 --> 00:13:39,612
Uh...
284
00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:45,493
Yeah, there's some
good stuff there, kid.
285
00:13:46,452 --> 00:13:47,620
Keep working on it.
286
00:13:48,830 --> 00:13:50,832
Seriously? Okay.
287
00:13:52,458 --> 00:13:54,919
And I guess I will
leave you guys
288
00:13:54,961 --> 00:13:56,796
to your own party or whatever.
289
00:13:56,838 --> 00:13:58,548
Ha, ha, ha!
290
00:13:59,799 --> 00:14:01,342
I'm gonna go to bed.
Good night, guys.
291
00:14:05,930 --> 00:14:07,390
Holy shit.
292
00:14:11,769 --> 00:14:13,312
I'm not crazy, right?
293
00:14:16,733 --> 00:14:18,234
Tell me I'm crazy.
294
00:14:19,152 --> 00:14:21,028
It's a fuckin' hit.
295
00:14:23,948 --> 00:14:26,534
It's gonna be "Staplehead"
all over again.
296
00:14:30,872 --> 00:14:32,457
Doesn't have to be.
297
00:14:55,980 --> 00:14:57,356
So I'm fired.
298
00:14:57,398 --> 00:14:59,317
You're dragging the
energy of the band down.
299
00:14:59,358 --> 00:15:02,236
We're trying to grow
wings, and you're...
300
00:15:02,278 --> 00:15:04,489
You just, you're not on board.
301
00:15:07,075 --> 00:15:08,618
How'd he take it?
302
00:15:08,659 --> 00:15:09,577
He'll live.
303
00:15:09,619 --> 00:15:11,162
Well, I broke my
sacred commitment
304
00:15:11,204 --> 00:15:12,663
to veganism for this.
305
00:15:14,332 --> 00:15:16,000
I got it, dudes, thank you.
306
00:15:16,042 --> 00:15:17,168
Hey, kid.
307
00:15:17,210 --> 00:15:19,879
Yo, what's up? Whoa...
308
00:15:19,921 --> 00:15:21,756
When we play
"Staplehead" tonight...
309
00:15:21,798 --> 00:15:23,466
Mm-hmm.
310
00:15:23,508 --> 00:15:25,176
I want you to take my scream.
311
00:15:25,218 --> 00:15:26,761
No, no, no, no, no.
312
00:15:26,803 --> 00:15:28,012
That is not my...
313
00:15:28,054 --> 00:15:29,448
- That's yours.
- You have earned it.
314
00:15:30,431 --> 00:15:32,225
It's a fuckin' honor, man.
315
00:15:33,726 --> 00:15:36,687
I just need, I just
need a second if you...
316
00:15:43,236 --> 00:15:45,446
(band playing "Merch Girl"
317
00:15:47,782 --> 00:15:50,034
♪ Merch girl ♪
318
00:15:50,076 --> 00:15:52,203
♪ Working every night ♪
319
00:15:52,245 --> 00:15:54,372
♪ Merch girl ♪
320
00:15:54,414 --> 00:15:57,708
♪ Fits me just right, yeah ♪
321
00:16:02,130 --> 00:16:04,006
Alright.
322
00:16:04,048 --> 00:16:07,510
Are you ready for a banger?!
323
00:16:14,142 --> 00:16:17,520
♪ Up from the dust
above the ruins ♪
324
00:16:17,562 --> 00:16:18,688
♪ By fire ♪
325
00:16:19,564 --> 00:16:21,149
♪ By flood ♪
326
00:16:22,567 --> 00:16:24,861
♪ Atop my rusty chariot ♪
327
00:16:26,070 --> 00:16:29,824
♪ Lusting for your blood ♪
328
00:16:29,866 --> 00:16:31,409
♪ Staplehead ♪
329
00:16:31,451 --> 00:16:33,745
♪ From the blackest
depths of night ♪
330
00:16:33,786 --> 00:16:35,371
♪ Staplehead ♪
331
00:16:35,413 --> 00:16:37,915
♪ From the dark into the light ♪
332
00:16:37,957 --> 00:16:39,333
♪ Staplehead ♪
333
00:18:23,229 --> 00:18:25,565
Mm, do you have
another cigarette?
334
00:18:29,444 --> 00:18:31,863
- Here you go.
- Aw, thanks, I appreciate that.
335
00:18:31,904 --> 00:18:33,448
No problem.
336
00:18:38,202 --> 00:18:40,413
I've got three
days on a deck job.
337
00:18:41,205 --> 00:18:42,707
Manuel.
338
00:18:42,749 --> 00:18:44,876
Jorge and your guys, Victor.
339
00:18:44,917 --> 00:18:46,377
Eso...
340
00:18:46,419 --> 00:18:48,463
- Tony.
- Vamos, amigos!
341
00:18:50,089 --> 00:18:52,300
Nah, I'm good. I'm good.
342
00:18:53,468 --> 00:18:54,635
Okay, that's it.
343
00:18:59,557 --> 00:19:01,893
Hey. Hey, Charlie, right?
344
00:19:01,934 --> 00:19:03,061
Uh, yeah.
345
00:19:03,102 --> 00:19:04,580
Uh, Victor said you're
looking for work.
346
00:19:04,604 --> 00:19:06,397
Oh well, thank you, Victor.
347
00:19:06,439 --> 00:19:07,523
Uh, yes,
348
00:19:07,565 --> 00:19:09,817
I'm, I'm desperately
looking for work.
349
00:19:09,859 --> 00:19:11,527
You have a car?
350
00:19:11,569 --> 00:19:12,570
Uh, yeah. Just needs gas.
351
00:19:12,612 --> 00:19:14,405
And can you count?
352
00:19:14,447 --> 00:19:16,324
Uh, got 10 good fingers.
353
00:19:16,365 --> 00:19:18,052
My band's going on the
road, and we're looking
354
00:19:18,076 --> 00:19:19,410
for someone to sell merch,
355
00:19:19,452 --> 00:19:21,913
help out, you know,
whatever needs doing.
356
00:19:21,954 --> 00:19:23,748
The pay sucks, but
you get to visit
357
00:19:23,790 --> 00:19:25,500
the worst bars in America.
358
00:19:25,541 --> 00:19:27,085
Well, shit.
359
00:19:27,126 --> 00:19:28,711
You got yourself a merch girl.
360
00:19:30,296 --> 00:19:31,714
Holy shit.
361
00:19:31,756 --> 00:19:35,134
Uh, you're Ruby Ruin, right?
362
00:19:36,135 --> 00:19:37,845
Staplehead!
363
00:19:40,473 --> 00:19:42,100
Alright.
364
00:19:47,647 --> 00:19:50,775
Let's see if Cleveland rocks!
365
00:19:54,278 --> 00:19:57,740
So this tape line
goes right here.
366
00:19:57,782 --> 00:20:00,076
Not here and, and not here.
367
00:20:00,118 --> 00:20:01,512
- So I, so I don't hunch.
- Alright.
368
00:20:01,536 --> 00:20:03,496
I got a sciatica.
I can't hunch.
369
00:20:03,538 --> 00:20:05,456
♪ Merch girl ♪
370
00:20:05,498 --> 00:20:08,501
♪ Nothing up her sleeve, yeah ♪
371
00:20:12,004 --> 00:20:14,298
We suck.
372
00:20:14,340 --> 00:20:16,008
Hey, aren't you the band
373
00:20:16,050 --> 00:20:18,428
that does "Staplehead"?
374
00:20:18,469 --> 00:20:20,263
Play "Staplehead."
375
00:20:20,304 --> 00:20:23,182
No, we're not
playing "Staplehead."
376
00:20:28,020 --> 00:20:30,022
♪ Up from the dust... ♪
377
00:20:30,773 --> 00:20:33,526
Whoa!
378
00:20:33,568 --> 00:20:36,487
- Kid...
- I'm just trying to get some more on my amp.
379
00:20:36,529 --> 00:20:37,488
Dude, it's so badass!
380
00:20:37,530 --> 00:20:39,657
Okay, okay.
Just... Jesus, kid.
381
00:20:39,699 --> 00:20:40,759
- Just wait...
- Hold still.
382
00:20:40,783 --> 00:20:42,010
It was so
intense tonight.
383
00:20:42,034 --> 00:20:43,411
It was just so metal.
384
00:20:43,453 --> 00:20:44,829
It was just metal.
385
00:20:44,871 --> 00:20:46,098
- Yes, it was very metal.
- I thought it was metal, right?
386
00:20:46,122 --> 00:20:47,832
It was very metal. It was...
387
00:20:47,874 --> 00:20:49,333
super-duper metal.
388
00:20:49,375 --> 00:20:51,020
- Yeah.
- Okay, just turn to the light a little.
389
00:20:51,044 --> 00:20:52,837
There you go.
390
00:20:52,879 --> 00:20:55,506
You, you think she's
mad at me, though.
391
00:20:55,548 --> 00:20:57,175
Ruby? Uh, yeah.
392
00:20:57,216 --> 00:20:59,016
On account of how she
punched you in the face.
393
00:20:59,052 --> 00:21:00,762
But also, who cares?
394
00:21:00,803 --> 00:21:03,639
I mean, don't get me started
on that "Merch Girl" song.
395
00:21:03,681 --> 00:21:05,016
Slanderous.
396
00:21:05,058 --> 00:21:06,476
I thought she was cool, man.
397
00:21:06,517 --> 00:21:08,770
I'm starting to suspect
she's actually a real dick.
398
00:21:08,811 --> 00:21:11,147
I know. Ruby's... she's cool.
399
00:21:11,189 --> 00:21:13,733
She's, she's alright.
400
00:21:15,693 --> 00:21:17,487
Mm, mm...
401
00:21:17,528 --> 00:21:19,864
But maybe, um, maybe
tomorrow, I can,
402
00:21:19,906 --> 00:21:21,616
I can catch a ride
with, with you?
403
00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:23,910
If that's okay?
404
00:21:23,951 --> 00:21:25,453
- Okay.
- Okay.
405
00:21:32,460 --> 00:21:33,586
Gav.
406
00:21:34,045 --> 00:21:35,046
Gav.
407
00:21:35,088 --> 00:21:36,339
Gavin!
408
00:21:36,964 --> 00:21:38,049
Jesus.
409
00:21:38,091 --> 00:21:39,526
I admire the commitment
to the craft,
410
00:21:39,550 --> 00:21:41,302
but maybe not with the
metal sticks, yeah?
411
00:21:41,344 --> 00:21:43,221
I mean, Christ on a cracker.
412
00:21:43,971 --> 00:21:45,306
Metal!
413
00:21:45,348 --> 00:21:49,018
Oh, I get it. Oh... geez.
414
00:21:49,060 --> 00:21:50,520
What, what's that thingy?
415
00:21:51,020 --> 00:21:52,355
Oh, well,
416
00:21:52,397 --> 00:21:53,398
I like to keep some eyes
417
00:21:53,439 --> 00:21:55,316
underneath my kit at every show.
418
00:21:55,358 --> 00:21:57,568
That way, I can go back...
419
00:21:58,694 --> 00:22:00,446
and watch my footwork.
420
00:22:03,950 --> 00:22:05,243
Alright.
421
00:22:05,284 --> 00:22:07,203
Check one of these
out right here.
422
00:22:08,496 --> 00:22:10,706
♪ Stalagmite! ♪
423
00:22:10,748 --> 00:22:12,333
♪ Stalactite ♪
424
00:22:12,375 --> 00:22:13,876
♪ Stalag-sight ♪
425
00:22:13,918 --> 00:22:17,588
♪ You might stalag-me ♪
426
00:22:17,630 --> 00:22:19,132
You, sir, are a magpie.
427
00:22:20,508 --> 00:22:21,384
Magpie?
428
00:22:21,426 --> 00:22:22,218
Mm-hmm.
429
00:22:22,260 --> 00:22:23,720
Self-taught, huh?
430
00:22:23,761 --> 00:22:25,388
No, Juilliard.
431
00:22:26,931 --> 00:22:28,182
Oh.
432
00:22:36,691 --> 00:22:38,109
Ugh. Alright, dude.
433
00:22:38,151 --> 00:22:40,319
I don't want to be all
Felix Unger or anything,
434
00:22:40,361 --> 00:22:42,864
but, uh, this is
my house, you know.
435
00:22:42,905 --> 00:22:44,323
A little respect.
436
00:22:44,365 --> 00:22:46,325
Why do you live in your car?
437
00:22:46,367 --> 00:22:48,077
Wolves on my fender
438
00:22:48,119 --> 00:22:50,037
so I gotta keep moving.
439
00:22:50,079 --> 00:22:52,582
Some wolves, huh?
440
00:22:52,623 --> 00:22:54,250
You going to be
like this forever?
441
00:22:55,126 --> 00:22:57,628
Maybe.
442
00:22:57,670 --> 00:22:59,964
I hadn't really thought
about it that way, I...
443
00:23:00,006 --> 00:23:02,300
Not fully until
just now, actually.
444
00:23:02,341 --> 00:23:06,846
So thanks for that fresh
dose of existential dread.
445
00:23:09,057 --> 00:23:11,768
Oh, no, no. Toss it.
446
00:23:11,809 --> 00:23:13,352
I do not consent to photos.
447
00:23:13,394 --> 00:23:14,872
Well, it's not like I
post them or anything.
448
00:23:14,896 --> 00:23:17,565
It's just for, like, a
mind-collage of my own.
449
00:23:17,607 --> 00:23:18,900
Oh.
450
00:23:19,984 --> 00:23:21,360
That was littering.
451
00:23:21,861 --> 00:23:24,030
Yes, it was.
452
00:23:24,072 --> 00:23:27,241
Gosh, you are just
really dedicated
453
00:23:27,283 --> 00:23:28,993
to not wearing shoes, huh?
454
00:23:29,035 --> 00:23:31,829
If you're wearing shoes,
you're just not grounded,
455
00:23:31,871 --> 00:23:32,997
you know.
456
00:23:33,039 --> 00:23:34,165
Life is a beat, Chuck.
457
00:23:34,207 --> 00:23:35,583
You got to feel it.
458
00:23:35,625 --> 00:23:39,170
Hey, look. See?
459
00:23:39,212 --> 00:23:42,090
Ba-da-da-whoosh.
Ba-da-da-whoosh.
460
00:23:42,131 --> 00:23:44,258
- Right?
- Ba-da-da-whoosh. Alright.
461
00:23:44,300 --> 00:23:45,259
Look, see?
462
00:23:47,095 --> 00:23:49,013
That's the bridge we went over.
463
00:23:49,055 --> 00:23:50,681
You know? Little raindrops.
464
00:23:52,058 --> 00:23:54,560
Holistic magpie motherfucker.
465
00:23:54,602 --> 00:23:58,523
Yeah. Sometimes I just,
I feel this shit so hard.
466
00:24:00,108 --> 00:24:01,442
Carries me through.
467
00:24:02,568 --> 00:24:04,654
Makes the bad stuff just...
468
00:24:05,863 --> 00:24:07,657
roll right off of me.
469
00:24:20,461 --> 00:24:21,754
Hi.
470
00:24:21,796 --> 00:24:24,090
I owe you one for taking
that little shitheel
471
00:24:24,132 --> 00:24:25,633
off our hands for the day.
472
00:24:27,927 --> 00:24:30,722
You know, that kid really
took a hit for you, right?
473
00:24:30,763 --> 00:24:33,766
God, I hope he didn't lose
any precious brain cells.
474
00:24:33,808 --> 00:24:36,102
You might give him a break.
475
00:24:36,144 --> 00:24:37,520
Is all I'm sayin'.
476
00:24:37,562 --> 00:24:39,439
He's a vibe-killer.
477
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:41,441
Can't read a room.
It stresses me out.
478
00:24:41,482 --> 00:24:43,234
He's just nervous.
479
00:24:43,276 --> 00:24:44,652
He worships you.
480
00:24:46,988 --> 00:24:49,157
I got to tell you,
Ruby, I really thought
481
00:24:49,198 --> 00:24:52,577
that being on tour with the
band was going to be like,
482
00:24:52,618 --> 00:24:55,455
you know, one big party,
all fun and bonding,
483
00:24:55,496 --> 00:24:56,998
like... Spinal Tap.
484
00:24:57,039 --> 00:24:58,291
Pre-Jeanine.
485
00:24:58,332 --> 00:25:00,168
Not this cliquey
486
00:25:00,209 --> 00:25:02,670
gate-keepy high school bullshit.
487
00:25:04,297 --> 00:25:06,257
Consider my eyes
opened.
488
00:25:14,057 --> 00:25:15,141
Hey!
489
00:25:16,017 --> 00:25:17,017
Drummer boy.
490
00:25:18,019 --> 00:25:21,189
Dude, I don't know
what kind of voodoo,
491
00:25:21,230 --> 00:25:22,273
whatever you did,
492
00:25:23,191 --> 00:25:25,151
but thank you.
493
00:25:25,193 --> 00:25:26,652
What voodoo did I do?
494
00:25:26,694 --> 00:25:30,406
Well, I saw you talking
to Ruby last night,
495
00:25:30,448 --> 00:25:33,534
and now she's gonna
let me do the scream.
496
00:25:33,576 --> 00:25:34,660
The "Staplehead" scream.
497
00:25:34,702 --> 00:25:35,763
I've been dreaming
doing it since I was
498
00:25:35,787 --> 00:25:36,871
a little dumb-as-fuck baby.
499
00:25:36,913 --> 00:25:39,499
This is, this is
fuckin' everything, man.
500
00:25:39,540 --> 00:25:41,667
- Thank you.
- Yeah, yeah...
501
00:25:42,543 --> 00:25:44,170
Hey. So, um...
502
00:25:44,212 --> 00:25:45,797
- Oh. Uh, uh...
- You...
503
00:25:45,838 --> 00:25:48,758
I'll, I'll get a
good one for you.
504
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:50,885
I'm happy for you,
you little scamp.
505
00:25:52,011 --> 00:25:54,305
Alright, let's do
some fuckin' metal.
506
00:25:55,723 --> 00:25:57,975
♪ Atop my rusty chariot ♪
507
00:25:58,893 --> 00:26:03,022
♪ Lusting for your blood ♪
508
00:26:03,064 --> 00:26:04,357
♪ Staplehead ♪
509
00:26:06,734 --> 00:26:08,528
♪ Staplehead ♪
510
00:26:08,569 --> 00:26:10,696
♪ Tonight we rise ♪
511
00:26:10,738 --> 00:26:12,532
♪ Staplehead ♪
512
00:26:12,573 --> 00:26:14,700
♪ Tonight we rise ♪
513
00:26:14,742 --> 00:26:16,536
- ♪ Staplehead ♪
- Let 'em have it, kiddo.
514
00:26:16,577 --> 00:26:18,621
♪ Tonight we rise ♪
515
00:26:18,663 --> 00:26:20,665
♪ Staplehead ♪
516
00:26:20,706 --> 00:26:22,708
♪ Tonight we rise ♪
517
00:26:38,558 --> 00:26:40,643
I know it's been a
tough night for you all.
518
00:26:40,685 --> 00:26:42,979
We appreciate your patience.
519
00:26:43,020 --> 00:26:46,399
The ME's ruling your drummer
died by electrocution.
520
00:26:46,441 --> 00:26:47,567
His amp wasn't grounded.
521
00:26:47,608 --> 00:26:48,818
So when he touched the mic,
522
00:26:48,860 --> 00:26:51,362
it was like kissing
a lightning bolt.
523
00:26:52,363 --> 00:26:53,740
Jesus.
524
00:26:53,781 --> 00:26:56,701
It was an accident
due to faulty equipment.
525
00:26:56,743 --> 00:26:58,623
We're impounding the amp
for insurance purposes,
526
00:26:58,661 --> 00:27:01,748
but you can have the rest
of your equipment back.
527
00:27:01,789 --> 00:27:04,542
You all were on that stage, too.
528
00:27:04,584 --> 00:27:06,044
It could have been a lot worse.
529
00:27:08,129 --> 00:27:09,172
Wow.
530
00:27:11,466 --> 00:27:12,967
Guess we just got lucky.
531
00:27:21,142 --> 00:27:22,310
Good idea.
532
00:27:29,817 --> 00:27:32,361
What do you figure I can
get for these on eBay?
533
00:27:32,403 --> 00:27:33,988
Don't you fuckin' dare.
534
00:27:35,656 --> 00:27:37,784
I can't stop
smelling that smell.
535
00:27:37,825 --> 00:27:39,952
We did what we did. Now
we gotta move forward.
536
00:27:39,994 --> 00:27:42,330
That song is gonna
change our lives.
537
00:27:42,371 --> 00:27:43,748
Let's keep it together.
538
00:27:43,790 --> 00:27:44,957
About that.
539
00:27:44,999 --> 00:27:47,293
We should get a
recording of the song,
540
00:27:47,335 --> 00:27:48,503
at least a rough demo,
541
00:27:48,544 --> 00:27:50,296
before we play it
at the Krampus show.
542
00:27:50,338 --> 00:27:53,007
We can use his rhythm track,
but we all play the rest.
543
00:27:53,049 --> 00:27:54,550
Really lock in our ownership.
544
00:27:54,592 --> 00:27:56,636
Then let's do it
right fuckin' now.
545
00:27:56,677 --> 00:27:58,846
And where are we gonna
find a recording studio
546
00:27:58,888 --> 00:28:01,891
in Kenosha, Wisconsin,
"right fucking now"?
547
00:28:03,768 --> 00:28:04,977
Two, three...
548
00:28:05,019 --> 00:28:06,938
♪ It's a flash inside
that calls you ♪
549
00:28:06,979 --> 00:28:08,773
♪ From the street ♪
550
00:28:10,233 --> 00:28:13,986
♪ Drink from the
well so bittersweet ♪
551
00:28:15,196 --> 00:28:18,950
♪ It's sugary sweet
it's a fiery treat ♪
552
00:28:18,991 --> 00:28:22,870
♪ It's time to eat
my sucker punch ♪
553
00:28:22,912 --> 00:28:26,207
Judas to the Priest.
That song's pretty good.
554
00:28:26,249 --> 00:28:29,711
Oh, uh, excuse me. Are
you with this group?
555
00:28:29,752 --> 00:28:31,754
Because I have
this booth reserved
556
00:28:31,796 --> 00:28:33,214
as of seven minutes ago.
557
00:28:33,256 --> 00:28:35,925
Oh yeah. I think
they're almost done.
558
00:28:37,260 --> 00:28:38,260
"Murder Girl."
559
00:28:39,095 --> 00:28:40,179
Nice.
560
00:28:40,221 --> 00:28:41,472
Is your band, uh,
561
00:28:41,514 --> 00:28:43,433
death metal or something?
562
00:28:43,474 --> 00:28:47,061
It's my podcast.
I solve murders.
563
00:28:47,103 --> 00:28:48,521
Oh.
564
00:28:48,563 --> 00:28:50,106
Nice work, if you can get it.
565
00:28:52,942 --> 00:28:54,527
Charlie: (singing) ♪
Enter the caverns ♪
566
00:28:54,569 --> 00:28:57,029
♪ Of the past ♪
567
00:28:57,071 --> 00:29:00,825
♪ Your first trip
won't be your last ♪
568
00:29:00,867 --> 00:29:04,287
♪ It's sugary sweet,
a fiery treat ♪
569
00:29:04,328 --> 00:29:09,083
♪ It's time to eat
my sucker punch ♪
570
00:29:12,420 --> 00:29:14,756
Damn, that is an earworm.
571
00:29:14,797 --> 00:29:16,007
Whoa.
572
00:29:17,175 --> 00:29:20,553
Oh geez. Come on.
573
00:29:20,595 --> 00:29:22,889
Hey. Which one of you assholes
574
00:29:22,930 --> 00:29:24,057
Shamrock-Shaked my car?
575
00:29:24,098 --> 00:29:26,350
- Krampus slays!
- What is this?
576
00:29:26,392 --> 00:29:28,102
Oh my god. Just clean it.
577
00:29:28,144 --> 00:29:30,438
-Oh, hi. Excuse me. Hi. Uh, hi.
-Hello.
578
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:31,981
Do you know my friend Molly?
579
00:29:32,023 --> 00:29:33,775
- I'm sorry, who?
- Uh, Molly.
580
00:29:33,816 --> 00:29:36,694
- You know, my ex.
- Okay, n-n-nice try, narc.
581
00:29:36,736 --> 00:29:38,404
I-I'm not a narc. I...
582
00:29:38,446 --> 00:29:40,740
You're wearing pleated
khakis, you know.
583
00:29:40,782 --> 00:29:42,867
Just try harder.
I believe in you.
584
00:29:42,909 --> 00:29:44,428
- Krampus!
- Uh, excuse me...
585
00:29:44,452 --> 00:29:46,037
Very good...
586
00:29:46,079 --> 00:29:50,041
Ah, damn it, Gavin.
Respect the domicile.
587
00:29:50,708 --> 00:29:51,959
Geez, honey.
588
00:29:52,001 --> 00:29:54,128
You're in Krampus land!
589
00:29:58,174 --> 00:29:59,384
Oh, whoa.
590
00:30:01,260 --> 00:30:02,470
Hold the phone.
591
00:30:09,352 --> 00:30:12,563
♪ Step into the
caverns of the past ♪
592
00:30:14,023 --> 00:30:16,818
♪ Your first sip
won't be your last ♪
593
00:30:17,985 --> 00:30:21,864
♪ It's sugary sweet
a fiery treat ♪
594
00:30:21,906 --> 00:30:27,495
♪ It's time to eat
my sucker punch ♪
595
00:30:35,086 --> 00:30:36,254
Magpie.
596
00:30:42,343 --> 00:30:45,304
Oh, great. Uh, I
want to talk to you.
597
00:30:45,346 --> 00:30:46,907
Drop the price of the
shirts if you have to.
598
00:30:46,931 --> 00:30:48,367
I don't wanna bring
any of that shit home.
599
00:30:48,391 --> 00:30:50,810
You know, it-it's
about your new song.
600
00:30:50,852 --> 00:30:52,246
- What about it?
- Well, it's really good.
601
00:30:52,270 --> 00:30:54,030
Which is how I know you
guys didn't write it.
602
00:30:54,063 --> 00:30:55,148
I got a soundcheck.
603
00:30:55,189 --> 00:30:57,817
Okay, just look me in the eyes
604
00:30:57,859 --> 00:31:00,570
and tell me that Gavin
didn't write that song?
605
00:31:01,696 --> 00:31:03,156
Gavin wrote that song.
606
00:31:04,699 --> 00:31:07,744
Oh. Well, that's true.
607
00:31:07,785 --> 00:31:10,788
But also not cool.
He deserves credit.
608
00:31:10,830 --> 00:31:12,749
And what do we deserve?
609
00:31:12,790 --> 00:31:14,184
That song isn't going
to bring Gavin back,
610
00:31:14,208 --> 00:31:16,169
but it'll change our lives.
611
00:31:16,210 --> 00:31:18,546
We recorded the song.
We're playing it tonight.
612
00:31:18,588 --> 00:31:20,840
Look, Charlie, I'm just
trying to make something good
613
00:31:20,882 --> 00:31:22,341
out of something bad.
614
00:31:22,383 --> 00:31:24,052
Well, right, but,
615
00:31:24,093 --> 00:31:26,763
but if it's Gavin's song,
people should know that.
616
00:31:26,804 --> 00:31:27,805
There are a thousand ifs.
617
00:31:27,847 --> 00:31:29,307
If I hadn't given
him the scream,
618
00:31:29,348 --> 00:31:31,118
if our roadie hadn't
quit and checked the amp,
619
00:31:31,142 --> 00:31:33,061
if I had anything left
in my garbage life
620
00:31:33,102 --> 00:31:34,729
except one last shot.
621
00:31:34,771 --> 00:31:36,397
This shot.
622
00:31:36,439 --> 00:31:38,608
It is what it is,
and I'm taking it.
623
00:31:40,109 --> 00:31:41,652
I'm sorry about the kid,
624
00:31:41,694 --> 00:31:42,904
truly.
625
00:31:43,946 --> 00:31:45,198
Gotta go.
626
00:31:58,002 --> 00:32:00,588
Something doesn't
sit right, Gavin.
627
00:32:00,630 --> 00:32:02,006
Krampus!
628
00:32:03,466 --> 00:32:05,134
- Shit.
- Whoa!
629
00:32:05,176 --> 00:32:07,470
Ooh!
630
00:32:07,512 --> 00:32:09,722
- Okay...
- Krampus in the crapper!
631
00:32:09,764 --> 00:32:11,391
Good shit, man. That
dude's an asshole.
632
00:32:11,432 --> 00:32:12,683
Deuteronomy.
633
00:32:12,725 --> 00:32:14,268
Yeah, merch girl!
634
00:32:16,604 --> 00:32:17,855
Deuteronomy.
635
00:32:17,897 --> 00:32:20,400
Nice right hook, merch girl.
636
00:32:20,441 --> 00:32:22,360
I see you're moving
up in the world, huh?
637
00:32:22,402 --> 00:32:24,570
- Is that why you quit?
- Quit?
638
00:32:24,612 --> 00:32:26,239
I got canned on some bullshit.
639
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:28,241
Huh.
640
00:32:28,282 --> 00:32:30,993
Well, you know, I knew that
Ruby threw a lie in there.
641
00:32:31,035 --> 00:32:32,829
I just couldn't track the, uh...
642
00:32:32,870 --> 00:32:35,415
This business is built
on relationships.
643
00:32:35,456 --> 00:32:36,958
And amphetamines.
644
00:32:36,999 --> 00:32:39,752
Can I ask you something?
It's, uh, it's about the kid.
645
00:32:39,794 --> 00:32:41,421
The thing that
happened with his amp.
646
00:32:41,462 --> 00:32:43,631
I mean, is that
something that happens?
647
00:32:43,673 --> 00:32:45,591
Yeah, it happens.
648
00:32:45,633 --> 00:32:46,801
Yardbirds, '77.
649
00:32:46,843 --> 00:32:48,761
Lead guitarist bit it
using the same amp.
650
00:32:48,803 --> 00:32:51,180
That's why they have
a death capacitor.
651
00:32:51,681 --> 00:32:52,890
A what?
652
00:32:52,932 --> 00:32:56,477
Old amps used to have
cords with two prongs
653
00:32:56,519 --> 00:32:57,854
instead of three.
654
00:32:57,895 --> 00:32:59,397
If you reverse the plug,
655
00:32:59,439 --> 00:33:01,649
it's like sticking
a fork in a socket.
656
00:33:01,691 --> 00:33:03,943
A death capacitor keeps it safe.
657
00:33:03,985 --> 00:33:07,947
- So Gavin didn't know that?
- Of course, he did.
658
00:33:07,989 --> 00:33:10,116
He had his amp converted
to three-prong.
659
00:33:10,158 --> 00:33:13,161
It was safe. I wouldn't have
let him use it if it wasn't.
660
00:33:13,202 --> 00:33:15,496
Here, let me show you
what it looks like.
661
00:33:16,914 --> 00:33:20,710
Okay, here's one
on eBay. Identical.
662
00:33:20,752 --> 00:33:22,336
Holy shit. Can I,
can I see that?
663
00:33:29,343 --> 00:33:30,845
Whoa, shit.
664
00:33:36,601 --> 00:33:37,852
Al.
665
00:33:53,409 --> 00:33:56,662
♪ I'm gonna
buy a new guitar ♪
666
00:33:56,704 --> 00:33:58,498
♪ Neck inlaid with pearl ♪
667
00:33:59,874 --> 00:34:04,045
♪ To pay my passage
to the underworld ♪
668
00:34:04,087 --> 00:34:06,047
♪ I'm gonna crawl up ♪
669
00:34:06,089 --> 00:34:09,175
♪ From the afterbirth ♪
670
00:34:09,217 --> 00:34:12,720
♪ And wander lonely ♪
671
00:34:12,762 --> 00:34:15,932
♪ On this earth ♪
672
00:34:15,973 --> 00:34:20,228
♪ Satan, cast your evil spell ♪
673
00:34:21,312 --> 00:34:25,233
♪ Save a place for us in hell ♪
674
00:34:25,274 --> 00:34:27,860
♪ You must learn
we're all gonna burn ♪
675
00:34:27,902 --> 00:34:31,739
♪ Because you can't
un-murder someone ♪
676
00:34:31,781 --> 00:34:36,619
♪ We electrocuted a lamb for
the keys to the kingdom ♪
677
00:34:36,661 --> 00:34:38,579
♪ Now it's time to burn ♪
678
00:34:39,497 --> 00:34:40,498
Two, three, four.
679
00:34:48,423 --> 00:34:50,466
If you're looking for
Al, he's working on
680
00:34:50,508 --> 00:34:53,136
a new song called "You
Can't Un-murder Someone."
681
00:34:54,011 --> 00:34:55,054
Sounds metal.
682
00:34:55,096 --> 00:34:57,390
It sounds like a
guilty conscience
683
00:34:57,432 --> 00:35:00,059
unburdening itself
for killing a drummer
684
00:35:00,101 --> 00:35:01,436
via power ballad.
685
00:35:01,894 --> 00:35:02,854
What?
686
00:35:02,895 --> 00:35:04,230
That song
687
00:35:04,272 --> 00:35:06,274
is basically a confession.
688
00:35:06,315 --> 00:35:09,068
Uh, yeah. Okay. So you
wanna arrest Bob Marley
689
00:35:09,110 --> 00:35:10,903
for singing "I
Shot the Sheriff"?
690
00:35:10,945 --> 00:35:12,739
If he was also selling
Gavin's amp on eBay,
691
00:35:12,780 --> 00:35:15,116
like Al is, then yeah.
692
00:35:15,158 --> 00:35:18,119
I know it sounds
nuts, but I think
693
00:35:18,161 --> 00:35:20,830
that Al switched it out
for a booby-trapped amp
694
00:35:20,872 --> 00:35:22,915
and killed Gavin.
695
00:35:22,957 --> 00:35:25,918
Listen. I know you
really liked the kid.
696
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:28,463
You're traumatized.
We all are.
697
00:35:28,504 --> 00:35:31,799
But reality now,
equipment mix-ups happen.
698
00:35:31,841 --> 00:35:34,010
Deuteronomy wasn't
there to check it.
699
00:35:34,052 --> 00:35:36,929
- Convenient, right?
- Jesus.
700
00:35:36,971 --> 00:35:39,432
Al was on stage the
whole time Gavin was.
701
00:35:39,474 --> 00:35:41,934
You think he would have
risked electrocuting himself?
702
00:35:41,976 --> 00:35:43,436
Or Eskie or me?
703
00:35:46,105 --> 00:35:48,357
Well that's true. Huh.
704
00:35:48,775 --> 00:35:49,775
Huh?
705
00:35:51,611 --> 00:35:52,945
One more show,
706
00:35:52,987 --> 00:35:54,947
and this will all be in
your rearview mirror.
707
00:35:54,989 --> 00:35:56,449
Okay?
708
00:35:56,491 --> 00:35:58,576
Chill out and keep it together.
709
00:35:59,494 --> 00:36:00,495
Yeah?
710
00:36:03,539 --> 00:36:06,542
- What are you doing?
- You put Gavin's amp on eBay?
711
00:36:06,584 --> 00:36:08,127
It's vintage.
712
00:36:08,169 --> 00:36:11,672
It's evidence. Right?
713
00:36:11,714 --> 00:36:13,508
- I guess.
- You guess?
714
00:36:13,549 --> 00:36:16,010
I haven't taken
Criminal Law yet.
715
00:36:16,052 --> 00:36:18,763
Okay, Clarence Dumbass
and Veggie McShithead.
716
00:36:18,805 --> 00:36:20,473
Listen to me.
717
00:36:20,515 --> 00:36:23,684
We are this close to
nailing this thing.
718
00:36:23,726 --> 00:36:25,311
Keep it the fuck together!
719
00:36:26,521 --> 00:36:30,483
And do not confess
to murder in a song!
720
00:36:30,525 --> 00:36:31,526
What...?
721
00:36:35,446 --> 00:36:38,449
It's probably okay as long as
you don't sing it under oath.
722
00:36:38,491 --> 00:36:40,493
This is what, ehh, I'm saying...
723
00:36:40,535 --> 00:36:41,994
Uh, hey, Deuteronomy.
724
00:36:42,036 --> 00:36:43,579
Um, can I borrow your readers?
725
00:36:43,621 --> 00:36:46,499
You know, I'm trying to see
something on here, and I can't.
726
00:36:46,541 --> 00:36:49,836
No. But how about the
right tool for the job?
727
00:36:49,877 --> 00:36:52,213
Oh, okay. Upgrade.
728
00:36:56,884 --> 00:36:58,344
Huh? Okay.
729
00:36:58,386 --> 00:37:01,097
So Al was being a real baby
730
00:37:01,139 --> 00:37:02,682
about setting up his
mic stand, right?
731
00:37:02,724 --> 00:37:04,267
Yeah.
732
00:37:04,308 --> 00:37:06,686
Said it was his
hunchback or something.
733
00:37:06,728 --> 00:37:08,020
I tried to teach him the Pilates
734
00:37:08,062 --> 00:37:09,439
I learned from Jimmy Page
735
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:10,815
but no!
736
00:37:10,857 --> 00:37:13,568
Okay. So look at this.
737
00:37:13,609 --> 00:37:16,320
This is from the
show when Gavin died.
738
00:37:17,155 --> 00:37:18,698
Look at the tape.
739
00:37:18,740 --> 00:37:23,035
Somehow in this show,
on this one night,
740
00:37:23,077 --> 00:37:24,370
he got taller.
741
00:37:25,079 --> 00:37:26,956
Huh, I...
742
00:37:26,998 --> 00:37:28,833
Well, so what? Maybe he
wore different shoes?
743
00:37:30,084 --> 00:37:33,046
I mean, why would a
guy with a bad back
744
00:37:33,087 --> 00:37:35,548
suddenly wear new
shoes on stage?
745
00:37:36,632 --> 00:37:37,675
Hmm.
746
00:37:39,218 --> 00:37:41,554
Well, you can't see
his shoes there though.
747
00:37:42,430 --> 00:37:43,765
Oh.
748
00:37:43,806 --> 00:37:45,058
Huh.
749
00:38:21,511 --> 00:38:25,098
Hey. I-I-I come in peace, I...
750
00:38:25,139 --> 00:38:26,516
Ca-can I borrow that?
751
00:38:28,059 --> 00:38:29,977
Come on, now.
752
00:38:30,019 --> 00:38:33,272
Show me some heavy-soled
murder shoes.
753
00:38:35,775 --> 00:38:37,652
Gotcha, you son of a bitch.
754
00:38:39,570 --> 00:38:40,613
Whoa!
755
00:38:45,118 --> 00:38:46,577
Holy Toledo.
756
00:38:53,793 --> 00:38:55,962
Rest in metal. Seriously?
757
00:38:56,003 --> 00:38:57,338
Jesus. What now?
758
00:38:57,380 --> 00:38:59,966
You guys are sick with
this bullshit tribute.
759
00:39:00,007 --> 00:39:01,884
You killed him. All of you.
760
00:39:01,926 --> 00:39:03,112
Who the fuck do
you think you are?
761
00:39:03,136 --> 00:39:04,429
Me? Oh, I don't know.
762
00:39:04,470 --> 00:39:06,305
Maybe, maybe I'm
the highest bidder
763
00:39:06,347 --> 00:39:08,433
on eBay for Gavin's real amp,
764
00:39:08,474 --> 00:39:10,393
you know, the one you
switched out to kill him.
765
00:39:10,435 --> 00:39:12,645
Or maybe I'm the girl with
the photographic proof
766
00:39:12,687 --> 00:39:15,148
that you knew he was
going to be electrocuted.
767
00:39:15,189 --> 00:39:18,484
You're all wearing Docs
with thick rubber soles
768
00:39:18,526 --> 00:39:20,987
to insulate you from
that electro shit
769
00:39:21,028 --> 00:39:22,405
that you sent through Gavin.
770
00:39:22,447 --> 00:39:25,074
You know, when you
told the fire inspector
771
00:39:25,116 --> 00:39:27,702
that you got "lucky,"
I knew it was a lie,
772
00:39:27,744 --> 00:39:29,495
I just didn't put it together.
773
00:39:29,537 --> 00:39:31,497
Y'all made your own
luck, didn't you?
774
00:39:31,539 --> 00:39:33,332
You know, I may
not have my degree,
775
00:39:33,374 --> 00:39:35,835
but even I know that's
not legal proof.
776
00:39:35,877 --> 00:39:38,588
Gavin was the real
deal, you know,
777
00:39:38,629 --> 00:39:40,173
and he was a good guy,
778
00:39:40,214 --> 00:39:42,216
and you killed
him just for what?
779
00:39:42,258 --> 00:39:46,054
For some stupid little
song about sucker punching?
780
00:39:47,972 --> 00:39:50,641
It's not just a
song. It's a hit.
781
00:39:52,143 --> 00:39:53,311
You know what, Ruby?
782
00:39:53,352 --> 00:39:55,354
I knew that you were a has-been.
783
00:39:55,396 --> 00:39:56,731
But it's worse than that.
784
00:39:56,773 --> 00:39:58,441
Alright, you're a hack.
785
00:39:58,483 --> 00:40:01,194
And maybe I won't get to see
you in an orange jumpsuit,
786
00:40:01,235 --> 00:40:04,197
but you'll be in that
orange "Build Box" apron
787
00:40:04,238 --> 00:40:07,533
for the rest of your
sad little hacky life.
788
00:40:08,910 --> 00:40:10,036
Security!
789
00:40:10,078 --> 00:40:12,163
Gavin had talent,
okay. He was metal.
790
00:40:12,205 --> 00:40:14,082
He was real metal.
791
00:40:14,123 --> 00:40:16,292
And you all, you're
the opposite of metal.
792
00:40:16,334 --> 00:40:18,169
Alright? You're talc.
793
00:40:18,211 --> 00:40:20,213
You hear me? You're
fuckin' talc!
794
00:40:21,756 --> 00:40:23,925
She can't do shit.
795
00:40:23,966 --> 00:40:26,010
We play the fuck out
of that song tonight
796
00:40:26,052 --> 00:40:27,387
and everything changes.
797
00:40:27,428 --> 00:40:28,471
Yes?
798
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:31,015
Let's rock!
799
00:40:31,057 --> 00:40:32,850
Hey, do you mind swinging past
800
00:40:32,892 --> 00:40:34,310
just over here? Uh...
801
00:40:34,352 --> 00:40:36,854
Thank you. Thanks. I just...
I got to grab my, my bag,
802
00:40:36,896 --> 00:40:40,274
and then I promise to continue
to throw myself out, so...
803
00:40:41,275 --> 00:40:42,443
I better not see you again.
804
00:40:42,485 --> 00:40:44,404
No, absolutely.
I appreciate you.
805
00:40:44,445 --> 00:40:47,865
You're doing good
work. Efficient.
806
00:40:47,907 --> 00:40:48,991
Hi. Hey, guys.
807
00:40:49,033 --> 00:40:50,743
Any of you know my friend Lucy?
808
00:40:50,785 --> 00:40:51,994
You know Lucy in the Sky...
809
00:40:52,036 --> 00:40:53,538
Fuck off, narc.
810
00:40:53,579 --> 00:40:57,458
Okay. Just looking for
some old-fashioned cocaine.
811
00:40:57,500 --> 00:40:58,668
Hey, narc.
812
00:40:59,711 --> 00:41:01,129
My name's Scott.
813
00:41:02,338 --> 00:41:04,257
And that's
how Doxxxology
814
00:41:04,298 --> 00:41:05,925
murdered their drummer Gavin,
815
00:41:05,967 --> 00:41:08,136
I don't know his last
name, for a song.
816
00:41:11,556 --> 00:41:14,559
Yeah, uh, well, that's,
uh, that's a, a lot.
817
00:41:16,144 --> 00:41:17,770
Ah.
818
00:41:17,812 --> 00:41:19,522
I got no proof.
819
00:41:19,564 --> 00:41:21,190
It's a whole lot of nothing.
820
00:41:21,232 --> 00:41:23,359
Just loose, connected
dots. I'm sorry.
821
00:41:23,401 --> 00:41:25,129
I don't know who I thought
would take this seriously.
822
00:41:25,153 --> 00:41:27,780
Y-y-you know what?
I think it's good.
823
00:41:29,157 --> 00:41:30,283
- You do?
- Yeah.
824
00:41:30,324 --> 00:41:32,160
I think you make
a compelling case.
825
00:41:32,201 --> 00:41:33,745
I mean, some of
this is a stretch,
826
00:41:33,786 --> 00:41:36,497
but you've shored up a lot of
the circumstantial evidence.
827
00:41:37,623 --> 00:41:39,000
I'm convinced.
828
00:41:39,041 --> 00:41:41,502
You think it's enough
to take to your boss?
829
00:41:43,004 --> 00:41:44,148
Why would you want me to take it
830
00:41:44,172 --> 00:41:47,133
to the VP of Finance
at Nationwide?
831
00:41:47,175 --> 00:41:50,303
Okay, wait. So
you're not a cop?
832
00:41:50,344 --> 00:41:53,181
No, I'm an actuary. Did
you think I was a cop?
833
00:41:55,016 --> 00:41:57,477
Yes, man. Yeah, I
thought you were a narc.
834
00:41:57,518 --> 00:41:58,811
Everyone's been calling me that.
835
00:41:58,853 --> 00:42:00,897
I think I'm just really
bad at buying drugs.
836
00:42:00,938 --> 00:42:03,399
Yes, you are really bad at it.
837
00:42:03,441 --> 00:42:05,318
Well, if it makes
you feel any better,
838
00:42:05,359 --> 00:42:07,612
everything you just said
makes perfect sense.
839
00:42:07,653 --> 00:42:09,322
Oh, and since you're
already famous,
840
00:42:09,363 --> 00:42:11,157
maybe you can get some
local news attention.
841
00:42:11,199 --> 00:42:13,117
Hmm? What do you
mean I'm famous?
842
00:42:13,159 --> 00:42:15,078
You don't know.
Oh, your video.
843
00:42:15,119 --> 00:42:16,954
It went viral.
844
00:42:16,996 --> 00:42:18,223
Krampus!
845
00:42:22,877 --> 00:42:24,003
When did that go up?
846
00:42:24,045 --> 00:42:26,714
Uh, it says four
hours ago. Why?
847
00:42:26,756 --> 00:42:27,882
Charlie Cale?
848
00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:33,554
Hey, Cliff.
849
00:42:33,596 --> 00:42:35,264
I didn't take you
for a TikToker.
850
00:42:35,306 --> 00:42:37,558
It's over, Charlie.
You're coming with me.
851
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:39,769
Front seat or the
trunk. Your choice.
852
00:42:45,483 --> 00:42:47,360
Hey. You need
something, brother?
853
00:42:47,402 --> 00:42:51,697
What's up, Milwaukee?!
854
00:42:52,865 --> 00:42:55,451
I think it's time
for something fresh.
855
00:42:56,327 --> 00:42:57,745
♪ It's a flash inside ♪
856
00:42:57,787 --> 00:42:59,997
♪ That calls you
from the street ♪
857
00:43:01,916 --> 00:43:05,253
♪ Drink from the
well so bittersweet ♪
858
00:43:07,004 --> 00:43:10,717
♪ You wrote your number on
the back of my receipt ♪
859
00:43:10,758 --> 00:43:13,136
♪ Before you cracked
me with your ♪
860
00:43:13,177 --> 00:43:14,721
♪ Sucker punch ♪
861
00:43:16,514 --> 00:43:20,268
♪ Step into the
caverns of the past ♪
862
00:43:22,395 --> 00:43:24,981
♪ Your first sip
won't be your last ♪
863
00:43:26,816 --> 00:43:30,403
♪ It's sugary sweet,
it's a fiery treat ♪
864
00:43:30,445 --> 00:43:32,989
- ♪ It's time to eat my ♪
- Fuck you, Ruby.
865
00:43:33,030 --> 00:43:35,032
♪ Sucker punch ♪
866
00:43:35,074 --> 00:43:36,367
To the left.
867
00:43:40,121 --> 00:43:41,581
Watch it, man.
868
00:43:46,711 --> 00:43:47,754
Oh fuck!
869
00:43:47,795 --> 00:43:49,464
Thank you!
870
00:44:09,650 --> 00:44:12,070
Ruby! Ruby! Ruby!
871
00:44:16,491 --> 00:44:18,093
I like shrimp
cocktail for breakfast.
872
00:44:18,117 --> 00:44:20,036
This is, I can get used to this.
873
00:44:20,078 --> 00:44:21,954
My friends, in just three weeks,
874
00:44:21,996 --> 00:44:23,414
you've conquered the world
875
00:44:23,456 --> 00:44:24,624
To "Sucker Punch."
876
00:44:24,665 --> 00:44:26,250
- To Doxxxology.
- Hey.
877
00:44:26,292 --> 00:44:27,752
A viral smash.
878
00:44:29,504 --> 00:44:31,381
We got to get
caviar in the rider.
879
00:44:31,422 --> 00:44:32,965
I want this on the tour bus.
880
00:44:33,007 --> 00:44:34,801
Like, I can get used to this.
881
00:44:34,842 --> 00:44:35,843
This is my new style.
882
00:44:38,346 --> 00:44:39,990
But I can keep
this pen though, right?
883
00:44:40,014 --> 00:44:41,174
Hold up.
884
00:44:41,849 --> 00:44:42,849
Wait.
885
00:44:43,184 --> 00:44:44,352
No.
886
00:44:45,853 --> 00:44:47,230
What the fuck, man?
887
00:44:47,271 --> 00:44:49,023
We have a big problem.
888
00:44:52,193 --> 00:44:53,903
Yeah. So this
"Sucker Punch" song
889
00:44:53,945 --> 00:44:56,823
came out of nowhere,
and it's everywhere now.
890
00:44:56,864 --> 00:44:59,826
But did it come out of
nowhere? It did not.
891
00:44:59,867 --> 00:45:02,036
Shout out to some of our
older viewers for helping us
892
00:45:02,078 --> 00:45:03,287
connect the dots on this one.
893
00:45:26,269 --> 00:45:27,788
You ripped off the
theme song to "Benson"
894
00:45:27,812 --> 00:45:29,248
and didn't think
nobody would notice?
895
00:45:29,272 --> 00:45:31,607
- I didn't realize it.
- It's,
896
00:45:31,649 --> 00:45:34,193
it's, it's fair use homage.
897
00:45:34,235 --> 00:45:37,655
It's copyright infringement
that was about to become fraud.
898
00:45:37,697 --> 00:45:41,284
And it is the least
of your problems.
899
00:45:43,911 --> 00:45:46,664
You may know the
heavy metal band Doxxxology
900
00:45:46,706 --> 00:45:49,125
for their '90s hit
song "Staplehead."
901
00:45:49,167 --> 00:45:53,463
And for their incredible
comeback hit "Sucker Punch."
902
00:45:53,504 --> 00:45:56,716
Their story sounds like
a rock-and-roll fantasy.
903
00:45:56,758 --> 00:46:00,720
A band of has-beens who get
their second shot at fame.
904
00:46:00,762 --> 00:46:05,641
But what if I told you
that's not the whole story?
905
00:46:05,683 --> 00:46:08,811
Would you kill for a
second shot at fame?
906
00:46:08,853 --> 00:46:13,900
Commit murder for one hit song.
907
00:46:13,941 --> 00:46:18,362
Welcome to season
seven of "Murder Girl:
908
00:46:18,404 --> 00:46:20,073
Rest in Metal."
909
00:46:28,122 --> 00:46:29,457
Ba-da-da-whoosh.
910
00:46:32,168 --> 00:46:33,461
We got her.
911
00:46:36,672 --> 00:46:39,008
Wow, something to
look forward to.
912
00:46:39,050 --> 00:46:40,385
I'm in some deep shit.
913
00:46:40,426 --> 00:46:42,261
What went wrong?
914
00:46:42,303 --> 00:46:43,346
She killed both of them.
915
00:46:43,388 --> 00:46:45,014
She was lying. I could tell.
916
00:46:47,767 --> 00:46:49,602
You thinking what I'm thinking?
917
00:46:51,813 --> 00:46:53,272
We have to kill that mother...
918
00:46:55,108 --> 00:46:56,109
Tell me where you are.
919
00:46:56,150 --> 00:46:57,068
I can't
be the only one
920
00:46:57,110 --> 00:46:58,528
getting bad mojo around here.
921
00:46:58,569 --> 00:47:00,780
There's not
a corner in this country
922
00:47:00,822 --> 00:47:02,657
small enough for you to hide in.
923
00:47:02,698 --> 00:47:04,826
And I'm gonna hit
you where it hurts.
924
00:47:05,618 --> 00:47:06,953
Now, tell me, kid...
925
00:47:08,496 --> 00:47:09,539
am I lying?
926
00:47:12,792 --> 00:47:14,544
Watch your back, Charlie.
927
00:47:14,585 --> 00:47:15,712
Look out!
928
00:47:17,338 --> 00:47:18,923
That was intense.
929
00:47:18,965 --> 00:47:21,151
I felt like I was in "Wolf of
Wall Street" all of a sudden
930
00:47:21,175 --> 00:47:22,844
and not the fun parts.
63818
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